the sarn turbo in the appropriate type font and then i'll send tiger the png so that he could add
it to well our website or wherever he wants to add it and then you'll have it and you'll have
access to it and you can start suggesting changes or whatever but like the core the core skin tones
the body is all shaded is all correctly built so at this point it's really just changing outfits
changing weapons i can do all that pretty easily good okay uh so yeah i'm also so my my goal is then
by next monday to have max done and mine done i just wanted to try to have one done this this week
this is pretty cool uh i'm gonna make a drink and then i'll be right back uh matt can you hear us
boo you haven't said anything can you hear me yeah oh okay no just all right i just woke up not too
long ago oh i thought about taking a nap
how'd that go for you i didn't do it i had a couple things i wanted to finish for this so i did not sleep
all right let me get you look tired you look like a bitch so i was thinking like once you once you get
your armor upgrade i can start doing cool stuff like um the um the default character has this cool
blue armor that has like glowy spots on it so i was thinking if you ever get an armor upgrade you
could get something like that if you want oh yeah yeah because uh that's what i plan on doing today is
going to that shop and looking for armor yeah i will that's so i figured that was a good story point
so i didn't want to give you too much now because you killed that guy because he wouldn't sell you
armor so i figured armor is important to you so i shouldn't it'd be fun you know for character growth
and stuff to to add that to your guy later the idea would be to have like an image with like your
progression through the story your character's progression through the story
and like for mac it's gonna be a little harder because i think a huge part for mac's character
is the millennium falc getting the kahuna wave he's like mac is very much very possessive of the
vehicles of the group's vehicles and so i really wanted to somehow incorporate that um in the images for
mac so i'm still um what do you call it thinking about it brainstorming that was the way yeah
thinking about it is essentially what it means uh but yeah i'm brainstorming i'll figure out something
matt uh boo for mac but i do want to basically i want max like progression images to like include
the kubina wave and like the speeder bike and all the different vehicles that matter to him because i
feel like that's the most important thing to uh those are the most important like possessions to uh
to mac but that's just my take so you could of course correct me i think his buster is pretty
important to him too didn't he give his blaster away no it was foster oh buster that's correct but he
doesn't start with the buster i was very i was no he does not you are correct just to do a vest with
chest with uh shoulder pads big fluffy shoulder pads remember when i tried the ride that uh
what are the the fuck those little fucking head uh what are those animals called i can't remember
i don't either but the things that are basically legs no not the heads with legs oh yeah those
blurgs blurgs i am not a blurg writer lewis i wasn't gonna draw you with a blurg i might draw
myself with the blurg because i i got along real good with the blurgs yeah the blurg is the word
no i know you fell off i only got along with lewis lebantha lebantha oh maybe i should include
lewis in one of your images then there's um i want to let you guys know that i listened to the recording
from last week and it was it was actually pretty good uh i mean i listened to it sped up so uh that
helps a lot but it was actually a lot more encouraging than i expected it to be uh i guess in the moment it
feels like a mess but listening to it back it sounded fine it was fun and by the way sarn you absolutely got
slapped you got slapped yes yeah no yes by the sister and you got to to strain
would anybody be interested in listening to it uh not not to the last one but in the future
ongoing possibly okay i guess i mean i'm not going to go through the trouble of posting it or whatever
if no one's going to listen to it i mean i listen to it help me take notes but um if other people want
to listen to it i'll put it somewhere where you can listen to it i guess i could just put it as a
download in the discord uh i can make it available as a podcast if you guys use podcast clients uh but
again i'm not going to go through the effort if nobody wants it
i think it'd be nice to kind of maybe like for recaps because sometimes i sometimes i'm so in
the moment that i don't really remember what happens like a week later so i have yes right so i mean
that's the intention of these little yellow summaries that we start off with is to give a recap basically
what happened and where we're at it doesn't do everything um were you reading the summaries on
on the that website that notion website no i forgot about that okay um yeah i forgot about it too okay
well there there are recaps on there where i put notes for the whole session um okay i'm because i
i asked for one earlier i wish i wish i'd remember that you had done that because i would have looked
at it earlier yeah i'm too behind um i have notes here i just haven't typed them up so i was oh well
oh well what i was going to say though is it'd be kind of uh it'd be nice to maybe to uh maybe like
recap if we wanted to listen to what happened you know yeah it would be great i'm not i'm not going
to do any editing of those that recording it would take me way too long no no but you but you said you
did it uh twice the speed that's what i listened to it i'm not gonna i i won't edit it to go twice as
fast if you have a podcast player that can do it twice as fast then you can go ahead okay no that's what
i was i wasn't saying you should do it i was assuming that the player there's a player that could probably
do it then yeah i do you guys use podcast clients not really i haven't i mean i used just use my
phone right you use your phone just certain apps depending what you're doing yeah like cast box
or podcast there's spotify has it i don't know if you can add manual ones to spotify
i don't really know how they how that works well maybe we'll try it for one and if it doesn't
pan out then you don't have to continue doing it you know um okay well it's just upfront work so
yeah i'll figure that out it shouldn't it shouldn't be too too tough if you don't want to do it then
no don't worry about it no no it's fine i i just wanted to make sure there was any interest
but so it sounds like there's enough interest for me to put that up
oh there's something about listening to my own voice that i really don't like
you kind of get over it i hear you uh but i've gotten over it
but if the notes the notes are better i just it's just a matter of time i gotta get these typed up i
have i'm two sessions behind um and i'll type these up the recording really helped me because
usually i go right after and make the notes uh but i didn't last week and i was able to listen back and
it was it was very helpful sounds like yeah i bought a new lightsaber oh nice
which one it's coming wednesday uh emperor palpatine's oh that's awesome the little gold one
uh if it's gold i'm trying to look at a picture right now but yeah it was like game stuff deals uh
deal of the day so it was like 60 percent off i was like i can't really pass that out
that's the one he hides in his sleeve yeah i mean
lightsabers are so cool so cool okay don't tell coco i bought it please
why she will get very mad at me
i have enough
like
i'm definitely gonna drop a run in like eight
nine oh eight ten
ah you can talk about the pit barbecue the band was jumping the people too i mess around
they're doing the mess around
they're doing the mess around everybody doing the mess around
oh
he's been lightsaber practicing like saber fighting practicing like uh
some absurd amount of hours a day did he finally learn to not make the noises i don't know
that's what i read it was always a problem when he was doing his his site his fight scenes was that
he would just start making the noises yeah yeah they said that that i remember that interview as well
all right
homecoming the crew finds themselves back in tattooing with sarn turbo and rx78 having hitched
a ride aboard the lucky guest and with max skyblade close behind piloting the kahuna wave
after spending some time getting reacquainted with born and r5 k3 in a detour through shanty town the
group has reunited on the streets of moss chuta now the crew must find a way to escape
kimo the huts bounty before it comes to them how will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hide
of scum and villainy oh yeah he said it he said the thing
i did i had to get it in there uh you want to roll for destiny points
dark all right darkness the darkness consumes you you got to start using those a little bit
we should remember to do that all right light dark
i'm so i'm so kind today
you missed dandies because i think you rolled it differently but that's okay
no i didn't you didn't somebody click the click here what should be it's two and two it's two and
two who made it i must have the wrong thing i got a dark who got a dark ryan and tiger got a light
all right
so to quickly recap what happened last week because none of you remember um you did some fighting on the
gantry uh you obliterated some geonosian soldiers then you got on the lucky guess
i know i do remember you're forgetting that one bounty hunter came up to us and we just oh yeah you
just blasted him in the nuts yeah and i shot him swear in the face yes he he posed
he both he posed but a minor inconvenience
uh and then you guys boarded the lucky guess and met the brother and sister wex and orpah
and uh
you tried to hit on a picture i did yeah and i got slapped apparently yeah you got
straight across yep there's the slap i got it written down
slap
on the strain the wait yeah yeah yeah and then i got
oh man i got slapped by piddick which caused two strain yeah you got slap you got glove slap by
piddick then you got slept uh you got just straight up slap by orp of vo and oh yeah i tried to sleep
but i didn't have any real so i took two more yes yeah and i believe i wrote with
him was just sticking with you yeah well uh you didn't have you didn't have any rules so you said
i don't need it it helps and we called you out for saying the same thing that everyone has ever said
so uh after that you you rode in your respective ships to
moshuda and mac landed somewhere outside of town and walked through shantytown on his way back to
moshuda uh rx and sarn spent some time at the junk shop talking to vorn and r5k3
rx found some armor or body carapace thing i don't know what a carapace is yeah that yeah
that that's better body paneling and he convinced we didn't convince the the droid there r5k3 recognized rx
and recognized him for having been nice to him and agreed to help him get that body paneling by throwing
it in the garbage after vorn left i just want to say how how ironic is it that i am the one who's had
mpc be nice to me well it was the only mpc you were nice to
that was before i'm saying i'm not sure any other any of those on our party has ever been an npc be nice to
i'm trying to think probably not we're not the most likable
uh um well you were you it wasn't as much as you were nice to r5k3 as you were mean to vorn
yeah true so true uh but at this point i'm still taking it you guys are wanted in moshuda well not
wanted well you did steal that ship so yeah you're you're somewhat wanted and you're looking for a way
into timo's palace yeah our our bounty's now at 150 000 is 150 000 credits yes
uh you just bumped into each other walking out of the junk shop mac had finally met up with you
after having walked through the shanty town what happened to me in shanty town i don't know i think
but that would be that would be a great side quest episode
do you come back looking agrid at all
do i come back what looking tired or
feet up i come back feeling uh accomplished okay oh somebody got laid
i made it through shanty town all right i want to go into that traders to get armor
we know how this is gonna end
so i mean who are you saying that to
i walk into the traders to get armor are you just left everybody at the at the junk shop
uh well i said i'm going there okay why does everyone else
uh just don't shoot anybody yeah agreed you guys stand outside keep watch
why you shoot him i don't think so
no no no no if you hear a blaster you better run it what if i hear fingers breaking
and they're probably not mine so it's fine
oh sarn sarn's sarn's tactic of uh negotiation
hey i didn't break the fingers on the last guy
but did you think about it no i thought about killing him oh maybe you should think about the fingers
okay so so you're walking over where is that at is it close it's right next to the junkyard oh it's
right next to the junkyard yeah right by my picture are we trying to be stealthy
i think he just wants to go to the shop for real yeah
so i'm guessing no not not particularly no this is my town
max skyblades town we were that 150 000 bounty is a badge of success i think it's uh definitely could be
more
it will be soon start blasting no that's that's probably
good to start blasting okay so uh sarn you're walking into the off world traders
yes okay you walk into it and it kind of looks like an old destitute hardware store you know it's
just kind of musty and everything that they have is behind the counter so it's like one of those old
type hardware stores yeah and the man who runs the shop is
uh a tiny little man um it's like the same species as babu frank okay oh great uh but he
he speaks he speaks he speaks basic oh good yeah is his name fabu think
his name is fabu
fabu bink
hey fabu you don't know what his you didn't know what his name is when you walked in oh yeah yeah you do
it's fabu's off off world traders also we we've leaked here so oh that's right okay so you you know
you know yeah wait do you have you have a history with fabu
no well we can we can work it out that's that's just what he says all right
all right long time no see how you doing buddy well hello welcome to fabu's i'm fabu bink
this place is pretty musty excuse me
oh i apologize i apologize
i i i especially like the the guns behind the the what the stuff behind the uh the counter
well thank you i keep everything behind the counter you know for security
for counter measures counter measures great exactly
all right i'll wait you out i'll see you guys outside all right see you later oh sorry about that guy
yeah yeah he's just he looks like a real piece of work he's a diplomat
oh you don't say diplomat from where um geonosia geonosia huh geonosis sorry
that sounds cool what can i do you for i'm looking for some armor armor yes do you have any armor
yeah i got some armor back here what kind what kind you looking for uh heavy duty armor heavy
duty what are you trying to get into some trouble down up here don't you worry about that my old friend
i mean it does kind of kind of concern me
will it protect me it from any trouble i may get into it's possible it's possible all right
can i take a look at it well what's your price range
no more than 400 oh well that's gonna limit us quite a bit
all right well let's just say price is not a problem here
okay well i can give you i can give you some of this padded stuff
oh i can tell you some of that uh it it'll absorb and resist some some blaster type type
damage but if someone hits you good they're gonna hit you good but that should be somewhere in your
price range how much soap does that have i don't know how else to word that um
yeah that's not a very great way to to do it but uh yeah we're looking at probably adding one soak
and one soak and one defense yeah what's that to to my already two that i have or replacing the two
well what what are you wearing that gives you the two padded armor so you would be having more padded
armor yeah you could do that it's still going to add to your encumbrance as long as you can fit it in
your encumbrance you can wear it over which i would think so i don't think you're that close to the
to the limit i think i'm actually pretty close with both of my guns oh that might be true so let's see
your encumbrance is at oh yeah you're at seven so this would put you over the encumbrance threshold
okay uh what's your next step up from or armor a little bit more expensive well a little bit more
expensive well you're looking at well geez probably somewhere in the realm of five thousand
gallons what is a gallon space gallons oh space gallon no that is that's a nonsensical question my boy
five thousand credits yes how much soak will that give me how much protection will that give me
well that'd give you probably about two soak one defense for five thousand yes for five thousand
do you buy items what do you mean do you buy you're a trader so i can i sell you sell you a gun
well it depends on the type of gun
what have you got it's a blaster carbine a blaster carbine oh that well can i see it i take it off my
back and i put it on the counter and say be very careful with this it is well now that thing looks
like it's got a quite a bit of use on it are those notches have you been scratching notches into it
no no no those were from shrapnel from grenades that were thrown at me oh boy
i've seen some action oh yeah i only fired it a couple times everybody else fired at me
uh yeah i can give you some for here but i don't think you're going to be happy considering you
want to buy something that's down at five thousand dollars i could probably offer you about 400 credits
for something like that what's a dollar uh credits uh you're outside you can't even hear what we're
talking about no i just want i just ampled in at that moment all right go back outside
you got any stim packs uh
i i i i got a couple stim packs all right what about a straight up trade the carbine and or the carbine
for the armor and one stim pack
no thank you i think he means the padded armor yeah the padded armor not the five thousand
now credit one oh the one thousand carbine no you said you said it was 400 oh 500 oh for the padded armor
yeah that would that would be too so that's a two encumbrance i can do that for you and yeah i will i
i will take that i want what wait and you want a stim pack yes no
plus 20 credits no
you're giving me a stim pack you want me to give you a stim pack i want a stim pack given to me no
the padded armor is 500 credits
yes yes and you want me to take your carbine and give you a stim pack
when i previously told you the carbine i would buy for 400 yeah but it's worth more than that no
not in the condition it's in yes it is no it's not
well my negotiation my negotiation rule failed
well not only did it fail i didn't even tell you how much the difficulty was
so it's super failed
well anyway i will straight up sell is trade for you the armor for the carbine let's call it a deal
okay fine i can do that i reach out my pinky so we can shake it yes as as we do with tradition
here i'm all shooter well no he's little oh right oh so he shakes your finger
that's pretty good okay that's good i heard you got stim packs how much you got stim packs for
you are outside i just came in oh i was listening the whole time what use for a
stim pack would a diplomat have uh i find them stimulated what you why do you got to ask me
questions about what i do with my things i don't know you just come in here start telling me you're
some kind of diplomat now you need stim packs i never said i was a diplomat somebody did
i heard no fool all right you're no fool
no fabu fabu brink who is he who is he babu frank also was not a fool but i
listen sir sir on the door jim who are you i'm fabu brink and i also am not a fool
sir i i don't know where this animosity is coming from oh i think we got off on the wrong foot you can
say that again you came in here and started yelling at me i did not it sounds like you are
because i'm so flabbergasted well will you just cool you're so small and yelling at me so much so
much so as as you say that fabu bink snaps his fingers and over from the back you see this towering um
what what are those called the the guy from the the droid from rogue one
oh oh the k2 so it's a k2 so all all that happens is his light his eyes light up
we're not gonna have we're not gonna have a problem here are we
why did this happen take your tone down a bit it's toned
now how can i help you you want a stim pack is that what this is about how much
hold on let me check he makes an he makes another snap and this droid comes whizzing out and it's on um
it's got a propeller on its head and you see bob or fabu brink he he says something to it in a
different language and it zips off and goes into the back oh that's just one of my drawers he's uh
uh inventory droid would you be willing to sell him no he's very important to me
will you trade him for a binder binder a binder of what hands a bite you got a binder of hands like
pictures of oh no like handcuffs oh no i will not
and the droid comes whizzing back uh says yeah we got some stim packs down down here i say that'd be
about 50 credits per stim pack per stim pack yes can i get uh two stim packs sir please
you may and he he snaps again and uh droid whizzes off it comes back and drops off two stim packs oh
thank goodness okay oh what kind of guns you got fabu brink
fabu brink well i got this carbine how much you want for that 800 credits
how much credits do i have do you have do you have that somewhere in there um notes i think we're
keeping it accurate in the uh in the app here let me take a look i've got you at 782
oh i got the most money i'm sure why it's such a specific amount
because he stole a shit ton from me yeah but he only that was that was never confirmed
but it wasn't denied well it was denied oh it was denied i denied it vehemently
okay so you're buying so minus 100 credits for two stim packs
two stims two stims traded blaster carbon carbine for
padded armor yeah so now i got four so great
do you have any uh do you have any uh speeder bikes what kind of place is this
no i do not have any speeder bikes here at my uh off world traders emporium
oh just thought i'd ask you know you never know i'm always on the hunt if you ever find a speeder bike
max skyblade he will rip you off for it well i can run rex hello god
well perhaps if i may run your credit i can put you in touch with some people around here that may be able to help you
don't do that run my credit
um i'm always very suspicious about giving out my credit you know especially since you know
it's not my real name so uh i think i'll take that as a pass telling people that
i have i have i have a man of many names you should also probably stop telling them that as well
i thought you were outside
well you know what thank you very much sir i appreciate your time i will go uh
talk to my my buddy droid out there so long all right so i just want to avoid trouble
all right so uh mac run it goes goes outside actually your soak i have your soak at three andy
why would it be three you said it was two right oh no that was the other one
one your one so it's three and one no i have your first padded armor is one soak and this one is at
at two oh mine would be two can you show me on your that's what it was in the
for some reason i have it here as one and i had put that in there so i just want to
yeah it said it said my so it was four and that included the padded armor of two it
oh okay i'm not sure why i had it like that
okay
go rockin
rockin and rollin
rollin all right i don't see the beach can you see it
padded armor soak two okay so then all together it's four
i'm not sure why i had soak of two on here
and defense one uh no not on the padded i don't know
i don't know what the defense is compared to defense adds a setback to rolls against you
but that but that was not for the padded armor
what does what does your new padded armor look like
it looks it looks a lot like a baseball jersey
but just like puffed up and a little bit hard in the chest so it looks like one of those fake
suits that you put on to give you muscles that people wear for like halloween
like that but it's just like is that what it looks like a baseball jersey
no no no no no no more baseball jersey
the the the muscle suit but it's like great
okay and with like splotches of black thrown in there okay
how many stem packs do i have besides the two do i know i think that was that was it i don't
think you had any any more okay good that was a good purchase though smart buying as my father would say
and let me add that those items to you as well stem pack
stemmer a stemmy yes
pack
and you have quantity two okay
sounds good now what
all right so i leave the shop we'll see you later
i i i think i i think i will break
well you are most welcome
thank you for being a very trusted friend and ally
okay
meanwhile um they they they come out and it's like there's like a a lot of sparks and stuff and i've
finished fitting the new armor plate wait i thought you're supposed to come back over there when
the when the when it was closed
because he was gonna yeah he was gonna throw it out at the end of the day
my bad um as you walk out of the off world traders um another another person walks in
it's a kabaz and sort of looks at you and then walks into the off world traders how do you spell
that k-a-b-a-z
i don't know is there an easy way for me to just throw an image in there
oh those are creepy they look like uh the guys from uh they look like a plague doctor
yeah a little bit where did you throw it i didn't throw it in there
oh yeah
k-a-b-a-z yeah let's see what happens when i do this
okay that didn't do what i wanted
i was modular lighting
it's pretty lighting actually
unrelated
because that looks a lot like
the lighting oh that was the guy who wasn't those that was the one guy who followed uh luke's
in the first movie that's who it is outside of the he's the one who ratted him out to the
stormtroopers oh that that can't be good do we see him go in
uh yeah he he like brushes against sarn's shoulder as he walks out
i look at him and i go i look at him and i say that can't be good
he he turns after he looked sarn up and down and then heard you talking and then looked you up
and down but then continued about his business i looked him up and down you guys are locked in
looking up and down battle and i'm winning damn it
all right i take him by the i take mac by the the shoulder and walk him away
that guy was rude yes he was but let's not start any
shit wow coming from you wow i am very injured right now you are you're you know what i think
it's a part of your good natured soul coming out no i just don't want to die
that is the first step now all right i'm gonna use this impact
do you that yeah you had one you got one from you got one from the gan no you had one you had one
repair kit and one stimpak yeah i picked that up but i had one previous
did you yeah i had it written down for a while okay so i had so that the one i took from the gan was
two okay tiger where do i see my items in this if you click on your character you should your character
sheet should come up oh okay and then there should be a um a tab that says a gear and equipment
oh
it should be okay i see yeah i said no i just did i was looking all over i couldn't figure it out
um but i also could have made stemming no no you're you're you're fine you're fine how are you
all right now where do you guys want to go
on to the palace let's talk some shit out well you better get your armor first so
yeah we gotta go yeah we gotta go somewhere so you guys want to go to the cantina to kill some time
oh that's where this all started is a cantina of course let's go
why is mac upside down
i don't know how did i do this what did you do
i don't know how to make you right side up
did that fix it there we go i fixed it i can't remember the i can't remember what all the uh
all the symbols are it's like because it's like shift moves shift does that oh because you're using a
are you using a touchpad
no no i'm just uh that's a shift yeah oh i figured it out
what is it it's shift plus the arrows oh are you upside down now
no
are we just
all right i'm just doing cartwheels that's great are you guys are you guys are going to the cantina
yeah yeah
yeah i'm already here we're having a blast we're doing cartwheels down the alley as we go to the
cantina
you're having a ball over here
all right um
i was gonna
i think you're in for a real good time
damn it i punch back
mac mac suffers one strain
oh
because you got
because you got punched
one strain that's not fair
everything costs strain in this damn game
i mean you can punch him back
please don't do that i got a lot of strain
you're lucky all right you hit my straining arm
give me one second i'm pulling up this this map
uh can you
what do you have my health at
what do i have your health at
if you click on your character it should tell you
i'm just in a different window so
yeah you had it at five but i thought i was at three
um i'm pretty sure that it is right i didn't double check
so i have one strain right now is that correct
i can't can you guys hear me
yeah i can hear you
tiger's broken
tiger you're broken
no i can i can hear you
well i have the best internet because it's got character
i've got the best
because i'm not paying for it
no he's got you there
that is pretty good internet right there
free internet
uh did you hear what i asked uh do i have one strain is that correct
he can't he can't hear us
i i can't hear you
uh i that that's that maybe
hold on
i didn't know if you edited that's why i'm saying
i have you as one strain yes
okay no i just wanted to double check
because i did not
i didn't add anything
i didn't add anything today
so is that is that a lingering strain
oh yeah you took one in that last battle to get closer and aim and stuff
oh that's right that's right
oh yeah why is it
so now you should be at two right
yeah because you got punched
thanks
we're all having fun and i got punched in the arm
quit making your damn puns and i won't punch you
puns are fun they rhyme
it doesn't make them fun
it doesn't even make them
maybe he should recover
i don't have to explain the intricacies of timer
no no wait recover yes
i was about to say you can't do that but then yes you can
all right now you guys know
can you see it is this the same cantina we were at we were at another cantina right
no uh you no this is the one at the beginning
well unless you're thinking about the one
we were at a cantina like on a different planet
you guys have been in a couple cantinas
it's a fun place to go
okay space
star wars is good cantina all right we'll come in i'm in i'm in here now okay so what is it the middle
of the day that you're here i don't i don't really remember
i'm guessing because you guys have gone to all the shops so it must be the middle of the day
yeah i wasn't the impression it was daytime okay
all right so so you walk in it's a little bit dead there the bartender looks familiar to you it's a
davronian um but it's otherwise kind of dead there is somebody on stage
but you can tell it's not a list talent it's not even b list talent it's probably somewhere d or e
um it's just a man with a guitar playing everybody's favorite songs except on the acoustic
space guitar and he's not particularly good at it and all the songs sound the same
is it that song that's in every cantina that
it is except he's playing it on he's playing jizz on an acoustic guitar and he's put words on it for
some reason and it's like some kind of lame love song
yeah all right i go up to the bar to talk to this devorian yeah i'm going to i want to drink this
it's been a rough day my arm hurts i stand and i follow them but i obviously don't drink anything
well hello strangers
what's up hello what brings you here i would like i would like a drink please what kind of drink
what do you have we got all the good ones
i'll have your best space whiskey oh you want space whiskey i'll buy corellian
that's fine i love corell i'll take anything you got right now you look familiar you some kind of
diplomat nope nope i'm a smuggler oh okay okay
my name's matt skyblade you might have heard of me
huh the name sounds familiar but i'm not sure why
let me think on that
oh well i'm gonna
i have a panglactic gargle blaster
oh panglactic well we don't have any
zip zip zin is that okay
can i use zapson instead of zipson in your gargle blaster
zapson double zapson all right so he goes back into the bar he makes your drinks comes out and
give them to you here you go that'll be
20 credits
20 credits yeah 20 credits i got this book all right all right mac this is on this one's on you
i got this i'll pay for it he's a good guy he just has anger issues when it comes to paying for things
i thought it was an awful i thought it was an awfully rude reaction
oh i i agree i agree oh i agree yeah but you know he thinks he does so just i'll take care of it
what's what what's the damage 40 yeah no no it's 20 all together 20 all together all right take 20
right but it is customary to tip your bartenders here in tatooine we're not done drinking yet okay
you'll get your tip when we're done drinking you may have one credit
gee thanks you may have three more credits
gee thanks that's four credits that's one for every drink
all right all right
what a great day bartender hey hey hey
i got a question do you no no the bartender yeah my name is my name is zach
hey zach hi cool name buddy what's your name
don't worry about it okay i'm sorry what should i call you nice to meet you
just call me guy all right guy are you a guy incognito
it's just the name oh okay
do do you have any real by chance real
if you're willing to pay
how much you got
well sorry you know all right go ahead how much how much do i got yeah it depends how much you're
looking for looking for like a tube a tube a whole bag full how big is the tube make a gesture for how big the tube is
it's like penis length
you do realize that probably on average 30 to 40 different species of
penis come in and out of this cantina yeah but it's like human penis like you do realize there's
at least 15 to 20 different
at least 15 to 20 different human species that come into this cantina
of varying penis length
all right
and they all showed them too
an alderon
male penis length
uh on unfamiliar you mean blowed up
is it erect or soft
i feel like penis length was a bad way to describe the amount of something
well yes how big the test tube was
that's the only way that's the only way you know things is it the size of your the size of your penis
i do not
why the penis sir
then let me see and i'll tell you how much we have a we have a hard time coming
we have a hard time coming up with like measurements we say space
i said make a gesture how much do we need you could have went like this much or this much
instead you said penis it was the only thing you could think of
no it's not the only thing i could think of
that's the only thing i can think of
start measuring stuff from now on
like the
the subway uh five dollar three penis
lights
is this how our star wars works now
are we gonna describe my penis links now
how many penis links is a lightsaber
i don't know 25 30
oh my god
12 and a half
all right uh
roll a negotiation check
i didn't ask you to roll the last one
i know but i just figured i should because i was negotiating
uh difficulty
hard
he wasn't negotiating about negotiating
all right three successes three threats
three successes
so i would like a tube that is about five inches
nice
about the size of a space quarter if that makes you feel any better
okay yeah i can probably help you i can help you get it you're not gonna like how to how you have to get it
you don't have it on you
what this this this
this isn't amster space amsterdam
i can't just sell you real at the bar put myself at a lot of risk
you're a bartender at a cantina
that is run by a
a mob i told you i know how i can get it for you i don't have it i'm sorry it's inconvenient
can you get it here
i said you're not gonna like the way you have to get it
you can't get it to me i have to go get it
yes i will tell you where to buy it
is it inside the cantina where i buy it
yes
oh okay please continue
can i have another drink
yes he goes back and makes makes another another drink comes back and pours you a
stiff carillion space whiskey
this one's on the house
thanks you're you're a great you're a great you're a great guy this guy's the guy
and he says if if you're looking for real go talk to that guy back there and he points to this um
let's see
it's an aqua-ish thug and he's sitting in a booth like right to the left of the stage
and he's sitting there by himself um and he's surrounded in empty glasses
oh god oh he's gonna say he
before i leave what does he like to drink
oh you're talking to the bartender yeah
uh what is he been drinking all night oh he just drinks
he just drinks his what did i give you zips zipses in your gargle
zapsis zapsis he just drinks his zapses on on the rocks
all right give me one of those or give me two of give me one of those because i still got my gargle
blaster okay so he make he makes you one of those that that'll be 20 credits
okay charge it to that guy's account
no no no no no no not mac the guy the guy the drug dealer
i can't i can't charge to his account
yes you can no all right all right roll roll a um how are you going to convince him to do that
well my plan
my plan is to go over to the guy
that just get him to wave at the bartender kind of like dumb and dumber right was that what it was in
so wait so you're trying you're trying to get that guy to buy himself a drink
yes but the guy sitting there doesn't know that what was that guy's name
sea bass
yeah
so he waves at sea bass and he goes yeah and then he gets charged for it
oh i'm gonna pull it i'm gonna pull it dumb and dumber
the aqualers may be sea bass
he's not sea bass it's gotta be something else
sebastian
no
can i call him
i mean
what about like space bass i mean we call everything space though
star bass
star bass all right he's star bass swamp ass
swamp
swamp ass all right so he's star bass but all right so i'm kind of explain this to me how this is gonna work
so i go just when he waves and just know that that's all right like it's all right to put it on his tab
okay so i grab my two drinks and i walk over there
cartwheel over there
we've been really getting into our exercising and cartwheeling plus the man really gets happy when he gets his reel
i needed to sleep i don't want to suffer any more strain
so i sit down and start talking to to star bass
well hello
hey buddy how you doing hey can you do me a favor really quick
aren't you looking nice today
thank you here i got you a drink you look very very nice if you catch my drift
thank you i saw your i saw your cartwheels back there
yes the skirt helps i take the glass i put in front of him here's a drink
on me oh it's actually sorry it's not on me it's on the house so if you just wave over to the
bartender to say thank you and smile a little bit just just let him know that you got it
roll a deception check
all right difficulty he's pretty drunk no he's not
just because he drinks his table's full of class yeah because he's been sitting there all day
and he's so he's drunk he's he how could he not be drunk if he's been sitting there all day
drinking you don't know anything
he only anything about star only an hour after they open you know nothing about star bass
okay so what's the difficulty it's hard
even though he tried to flirt with me um and a setback does
because he tried to flirt with me no because this is the first time someone's tried to run this scam on
check failed three failures that's not the first time someone's tried to run that scam on me
what scam
i don't just accept drinks and waving at bartenders when someone asked me to do it
not even from pretty twi-likes now you want to roll a charm check
against uh let's say this one is hard but no setback
mother
you usually i'm into female
twi-likes
i am one of those are you what okay what do you want uh real nobody just comes over to start
talking to star bass what do you want
i want real you want real are you willing to pay for it yeah
yeah okay i can get really i can get you half a tube for 300
how good is it ask him how big it is
how big a tube is the tube
it's so big
i'm hanging out with the bartender just laughing
it's a deaf American man's penis size
oh it's gotta be pretty hey hey mac
what's up i'm all the way by the bar by the way oh yeah
hello is this thing wrong yeah oh hey hey ask him how big his dick is
who's the bartenders who is this
what the hell
the bartender yes
the bartender
i look at the bartender i look at
um i'm just gonna
hey bartender uh yes give me a number
give me a give me a number off the top of your head
11 between one and ten 11 he said 11 space inches
no i said blevin
blevin
that's pretty
fucking small
i'm not gonna tell him that
hey bartender
zach
uh yes
you got a small dick
uh
okay
i look at the bartender
i look at the bartender like
i don't know man
that's just what that says
okay um all right i'm not paying 300 i'll give you 200
i'll give you a quarter for 200
wow tigers jumping between characters left and right
they all sound the same
half
no i said half for 300
and i said half for 200
then get lost
all right 220
no thanks
so anyway i started blasting
i know that's where i was gonna go to but i'm not i don't i shouldn't
probably probably not wise to kill the drug dealer
yeah another drug dealer
you know i've killed drug dealers in the past
i've never seen you around here
okay what does that have to do with it
you ain't never try to kill me
don't don't
he's got you there
don't tempt me i will
so as you say that he snaps
and out of the corner of booths on either side behind you
there's uh an aqualish in the far corner on the right and another aqualish on in the far corner on the left
and they look mischievous
all right
250 for the half
why are you trying to negotiate with me you have no leverage here sir
well that's how it works no
there's plenty of people here that i'm selling real to
i got no reason to do you a special favor
all right can i do 100 for a quarter
how about
200 for a quarter
no that that doesn't even mathematically make sense i thought it was 400 for a half
no it's 300 for a half 300 then 150 for a quarter
yeah well then i would just buy the half
what are you buying
drugs
are we gonna get this done or not i'm losing my patience
then just sell me a half for 250
and i'll be gone
no
no 300 for a half
i pick up one of the empty glasses i throw it next to his head
okay
sorry what are you doing i'm trying to get high
so i can sleep better so i don't
i turn to the bartender i'll have another drink man
put it on space
put it on the
put it on the aqua was just tab
that's star bass's tab
kick his ass star bass
come on diplomat
you think you're throwing throwing glasses gonna scare me
i've got plenty of glasses to keep throwing
try me
i pick up another glass and throw it on the other side of his head
all right
as you do that he's standing
you gotta roll like an intimidation or something
there has to be an intimidation
um
coercion
is that coercion
it would be coercion
yeah would you would you want to
would you want to roll that
yeah
i assume it's got to be hard
it's daunting
no no that's four
because hard is three right
yeah
come on
yes
yes drugs
all right so one success and and three threats
yes and one drug and one hopefully a half a drug
half a drug
so he says so he stands up and he says
what was it 250 says
250
all right so he gets up
and um
he he picks up a glass
and he throws it directly at your head
but it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't break it just bounces off your forehead like that scene in big lebowski
and he throws the mug at his head
and and you suffer too strain
oh
and he says he says
he says
he says fine 250
and then he motions
i like your moxie
i like you
i pull my
i i immediately pull my uh
pull my rifle and pointed at the guy who just did the mug
oh yeah
bad
i
are you trying to hide at the bar
yeah he said he was standing behind us
i walked
i walked into the bar and i'm kind of close i was i was just standing at the bar next to uh
but i wasn't drinking i said that
yeah
yeah he was standing behind us while we sat
um
i don't shoot anybody i just pull it and pull it at him
kind of casual it's not even like completely it's just it's really more of a response
just kind of showing that he's not alone anything else
and then what do you like clear your throat or something yeah
i mean i'm a robot i don't really do that
i mean you got to draw attention to you somehow right
well he can just see me i'm behind sarn
oh yeah i guess i thought you were behind you
but he sees motion he sees someone pull a gun out behind sarn
oh so you're like right behind him
well i mean i'm i mean i guess i didn't think it i thought it was an empty tavern so or an empty
it is but if you're across if you're across the room he's not going to be looking across
the room he's got sarn right in his face and i just threw a mug off his head
all right um well
i i i walk up and um and i just make some beeping noises okay all right and pull the gun out all
all right and i put i put my blast rifle on the counter or on the table not pointing at anyone
and go you think you're the only one with with with buddies you're
you're fucking with the wrong guy here now here i'll give you a real now just give me 250 and get out of here
i think you should i turn i just look at sarn i think you should throw the mug back at him
yeah i throw him in the head with the mug all right and oh while he's reeling from it i pick up the reel
okay okay and he goes ah i pick up the reel
okay is that a combat thing is that it's about it's about to be a combat thing um what do you do
after this at this point you're going to be the first person i kill in this cantina all right so i rush
over and i start playing whoa whoa whoa whoa let's keep it calm down guys let's calm it down a notch we're
we're all just here to we're just all here to rock you know uh just take it easy
i'm max skyblade uh smug lord uh you may have heard of me and my ship the kahuna wave
um this is my dear friend sarn he's just he's just a little frustrated right now he hasn't had his
will in a long time and rex rex well he just likes to hit he likes the he'll get any opportunity to you
know cause physical damage can we let's see what can we do to work this out um uh you want to
how are you on that or uh convention what is it i would love to i would love to roll a charm check on
that what is it what's my difficulty uh hard i'm at two right now so it's all three all right
all right how do i roll this uh how do i roll this uh how many fights over my drug habit
i can't figure out how to roll this is it at the bottom of the thing uh i'm not sure where you're
at i can't roll general skills and hit charm yeah no i'm there i just can't figure out how to hit the roll
how to get it on the roll button um hold on i don't know what the screen looks is that at the bottom
how do i make the screen smaller you should be able to scroll oh see my screen yeah your wheel
i assume you're using a mouse i don't know you should be able to put your your mouse in that
wheel and scroll down or if you hit page down
what am i doing i'm confused i'm sorry guys uh well i'm you're looking at like i got a rolling
charm yeah yeah i am and you should be able to scroll in that window down so that you can get to the roll
roll button roll button is right under all the pictures of the dice
i'm not saying that
yeah uh i'm not saying that is there any god damn it uh then then you can just do
then just click on well it's going to be the same it's going to be the same window all right i'll send
it to you hold on it's a charm roll with three difficult i don't know what yeah i don't know what's going on
uh you probably your screen is probably just too small for it oh there it is no i got it here it
goes i found it
um check failed don't can i do what is convincing demeanor that's something that i had it is but i don't know
what it does do you did you write down what the description is i don't remember well just go to
the talent i'm looking it up too oh i just removed huh i think it just removed setback
set yeah oh her rank yeah for many deception or skull i didn't know if i had that could do anything for me
okay so so that failed you're such a fit and as as that happens he he nods and the two aqualish
um start to move closer to you guys so we're not gonna have a problem here are we
just go about your way so how many are there
three aqualish yeah three aqualish total right yeah including him right
wait wait wait he says he says uh trouble so wait uh a time out out of character
did you allow tiger did you say sarn could steal the rail like he did
they already agreed they already agreed on a price
yeah but i didn't give him any money yeah you tried to steal it i thought that you were you you just
you're stealing it from him no once i hit him in the face with the mug or the cup he went back and
closed his eyes and i grabbed it oh i didn't realize that's what you were doing so you're gonna have to
check that is what what check would that be that's gonna have to be a deception
or like skullduggery maybe skullduggery what about cool no
i guess we have different ideas what cool is well cool is like cool is maintaining your composure under
pressure i thought it would be cool to steal the drugs that's not that type of cool
so what was it oh what about coordination
um no i'm not sure that coordination fits
okay so what was it then so i'm gonna say it's uh skullduggery
and okay let's say it's um i'll say it's hard but with one red
one red you're right in front you're right in front of him like he's gonna look
but i hit him in the face with the mug yeah it's gotta be a boost then you're stealing from right
right in his face just but he got hit in the face with the mug yes everybody is looking at you
check failed so so you grab it and he notices that you grabbed it and um
he's reeling back from having been hit in the head with with the glass
and uh taking two strain and he says i think you owe me something
okay all right all right all right you know what i pay the i pay the 250
i said fine i take out the 250 for my my my purse i give it to him your purse
you have a purse my merch you get that
how long have you had a purse well from one of my little uh batman belts you're telling i'm calling
you get a purse
it's a satchel it's a purse you said purse
andy you have all the
you have 1100 credits no i don't well what do you have i've now i've got 650
oh all right i bribed someone all right i bribed someone for 200 and then i lost 33 on roulette
so i was down to 900 before this okay
all right i didn't have all that down okay so so i just pay it i go okay fine i talked him down for his
his original 300 anyway to 250 yeah 250 so and you tried to
and i think this is so serious growth sarn you're starting to learn
we can be good we can be good good at buying drugs i'm buying drugs okay no one's dying all right
that's all i want i don't want any more people to die
talk about this later not in front of the people that i almost that we almost killed
i did kill drug dealers but that would draw attention to us
well someone was in a robot battle fight
or we're about battle uh
i'm not claiming to be any sort of moral authority
i'm just saying from my point of view we are trying to invade timo the hut
later on tonight i mean that's the plan i think um after we get
maybe don't say that so uh all right you're all right you're gonna invade timo the hut the drug
dealer says no no no maybe no no
that's not a very good idea he says wait what do you think about timo the hut
i think he's tough but fair well he's not fair he is tough
it sounds like you're getting a pretty raw deal my friend
uh yeah i mean i do have to deal with people throwing bugs at me
he yeah well yes but under a new under somebody else besides timo that probably wouldn't happen
anymore it's because of timo that my friend here has become a drug addict
addict and is now throwing mugs at people he was working for him i mean that's a i think
that's i think you and i have a common enemy i think you uh we have a common enemy i think you
three should join our cause i mean can you sell me real i mean we just bought real off you so i don't
think so but we can work towards it then i we can i feel like maybe you can't help me like
like i got an idea timo the hut probably has a ton of real yes he sells it to me and you can have it
and you and sarn my friend here because he's probably gonna want some but we can divide it up and we can
have it together all the real you would like do i look suicidal to you you did hit me in the face with
the mug so yeah can i can i run a charm check or negotiation check to see if i can win this
argument here i'm running out of um sure yeah you can run a charm check uh let's say it's um daunting
what's that mean four very hard very very hard it's the only one i succeeded at yes
but it's five threats
all right well the threat well what are the threats um well the threat is that he works directly for
team of the hut um and so have i want him to my side with my charming speech
yes he says he's like well perhaps we could do something um together i'm not sure what uh but let me
tell you going into timo's palace is not going to be any sort of cake walk
i knew that going into this business do you know of a secret of an easier way in
uh well i can he i he would not be surprised if i came in
would he wait what if you took us to him but let us kept our weapons on us
that might be difficult but i like what you're thinking
uh so like four difficult or three difficult no no no like
um
let's see oh you didn't turn on the
the uh rope the crag oh no i didn't i'm recording on my side so hopefully it gets everything
okay um okay yeah so he says yeah perhaps we can work on something uh yes i go i go into the palace
fairly often so he's not gonna be alarmed if i come in i don't know if i can vouch for you
um especially with your weapon what if you take us in there like where your boundaries he we got a pretty
substantial bounty on our head you just keep up
whoa is that right what no he's on our
this is a very dangerous plan
what kind of bounty are we talking about
the kind of body that you can have whatever you can have it once team turn us in with our weapons
and you can have the bounty that team will gives you however if you want to turn us in without our
weapons well you're gonna have a pretty tough time here bud and i whip out my gun just kind of as a threat
all right
hey finally
so listen just take
i'm just saying you can have the bounty
drop us off take us in there vouch for us let our keep us our let us keep our guns and weapons on our
person you can keep the money you can get out of there and then or you can keep the money and then
come in with us and take the rail
this is a win-win-win i don't know what kind of bounty are we talking about here
it's enough to set you up for life
and all i have to do is capture i'm a pretty popular character
and judging by how much you drink it's not that long so
um
okay i am not going to be able to turn you in as a bounty with your weapons on you
well that's all i have that's my idea what are you what do you guys got
so if we give you our weapons
oh god i can't do that either
if we give you the weapons
then i mean i could get you guys through the front door i mean you're gonna have to pretend to be
bounties but that might get you through the front door if you guys have a bounty on your heads like
you're saying i don't see any other way you're getting in through the front door
well why can't we keep our weapons then why can't you keep your weapons
yeah as bounties are going into the front door
they're not going to let you in with weapons they're going to frisk us as soon as we get in
good point so you won't have any weapons either then
i can have weapons you are the bounties
so if we give you our weapons you can lead us in and when
shit hits the fan you'll toss us our weapons yeah i can do that
all right side note guys all right let me talk about this with uh with my compadres
all right guys what do you think we walk away we walk away to a different booth to talk
and mac please whisper don't yell i don't know what i think the hell is almost got you in trouble
already today
i think this is a horrible plan well what's your plan i don't have one it's still a horrible plan
a horrible plan is better than no plan
that's the best plan i can come up with listen i just turned a i just turned a guy that was mugging
us literally mugging us into an ally let's be fair i was trying to mug him
impressive
do we have any allies in this city right now besides
i don't think
i don't think so
um all right
i mean i it's not a bad idea
i mean there's like there's a good chance he'll just turn us over because he wants a stable
job and team provides him
despite the fact but then he won't get the reel that we promised him
what about that what about that droid what about what about that droid we came in wait i got an
idea what if we hide the weapons inside you rack slot you know
yeah that's not a character that happened with r2d2 and with the lightsaber in the third movie
that was that was also not a blaster rifle three blaster right i don't need a blaster i just need my
good old pistol
i could perhaps hide one weapon small weapon in my armor but that's it
this is looking bad
but well rx you have a blaster that's like built into your arm right
no just no i thought you did
no i just carried around okay gotcha
what if they they what if we have the guy take us in take two of us in and then one of us kind of like
stays with the guy outside to kind of keep them i don't know keep them honest
here here actually here's a here's a modification to the plan that i think where i would accept it
he'd have to take he'd have to take one of us dressed as one of his guards one of his bodyguards
armed would then presumably be allowed to stay armed and the other two of us could then also
the one of the henchmen the one of us let's say sarn who's dressed as a as a guard or a henchman for
the drug dealer could also be the one holding our weapons i like that idea yeah i like ideas
i think mac should be the one to do it though because that's fine humans typically don't stick out as much
affirmative i i do blend in i'm a master of disguises he is a smugglord i am both a smuggler and a diplomat
i could be other things you have failed at being a diplomat every single time uh
every both who just talked you out of this i just talked you out of an argument here where
we almost got to shoot out whatever all right i like that plan let's roll
all right so what am i doing
all right we go back up to uh uh uh it wasn't zach star but star baths
star baths
and i go all right one of us will play the role of your bodyguard
the bodyguard will hold the weapons you'll turn the other two you'll turn the other two in
to collect the bounty
i don't i would not be collecting the full bounty if i'm only turning two of you in
we'll make sure you get the full bounty well it doesn't matter i mean even if you do not get the
full bounty there's still what his entire stockpile of real and any other riches that you may want to
salute then i become the most one and then i'm going to be no actually all the all the heat would be on us
in fact if you could even in the moment you know just run
just get out of there but you would also have to start your whole new life
you would also have to full the people at the door
that they don't recognize your body are your body guard well they know they would recognize this but
like your bodyguards they don't they don't like wear masks or helmets or anything like that i was
thinking like java's those guys with whatever usually aqua-lish um
usually yes oh yeah when he went into java's palace or when lando went into java's palace he had the
helmet on yeah nobody recognized him
that is not an event i'm familiar with
oh we were talking to god sorry oh not you um it's still going to be
a very difficult thing to do i think and it will be worth your time and effort
you can get out of this place start a new life or continue our old one
with lots of real i don't really care i would i would not be continuing my old one because i would
be quite wanted
who start a new life with enough money that
actually you would need to sell real you'll just do it because it's fun
actually you will not be wanted because the in charge of the reign of timo the hutch will be ended
he'll he will be discommunicated excommunicated from the hutch clans and his legacy
will be destroyed and forgotten so you have not much to worry from the rest of the huts
now i'm confused why would timo be disgraced
timo seeks to usurp java
now that is an interesting proposition
that we seek proof of this of this treachery then you don't need me
no we need you yes we do need a way into the palace that is what we need you for
then provide me the proof of this of this conspiracy as you say
i i i don't get the reference i made it i made an unintentional reference then it sounds like
no it was just because if we have to get the proof to convince this guy to help us and we have to
convince this guy to help us in order to get the proof that is a catch-22 meaning it doesn't help us at
all in this right because because he's going to be one i'm going to be wanted if i bring you in there
and you gun down timo the hut oh that's not a good look
if you if we gun down timo the hut then who's going to put a bounty on your head who's going to exactly
who's wanting you exactly here other huts
well that's where we know that timo was gonna was going to go against java with a bunch of information
that we have that's at land and bay oric right now then i being unloaded from a ship called the lucky guess
then i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna need to i'm not just gonna take you at your word of that
i finally come to the lucky guess we shall show you
okay
it just kind of you guys were taking a back by that so it's funny it seemed like you were oh yeah
back yeah okay uh all right let me let me get some guys and i'll meet you up there
all right this sounds like a good idea probably not but that's all we got all right so um
he rounds up his guys from the the cantina there's two of them and then
uh one comes out from a space that you didn't see it was kind of in hiding there's three of them all together
yes good thing we didn't shoot him in the face and um starts to follow you
all right so then we just start going back to land and bay oric right you guys you guys leave the
the cantina yeah i look at zach thank you very much i apologize about the class
i hold my i hold my rifle i have my rifle i'm not holding it threateningly but i have not
holstered it or put it on my back either which makes sense you guys are sort of distrusting of
oh i'm very scared uh and then and then the bartender says um to sarn because sarn apologized to him for
the glass throwing thing and he said and he says well what about that comment you made
about my pain oh yeah no i don't no no no that was that was star bass sun bass
sun bass it's a i think it's star bass star bass that was star bass it it was a funny comment oh
classic your penis you claim your penis was 11 what was it again
blurns you know like blurns ball uh 11 blurns the average length the average length of a penis for your
species is about 13 blurns so you do have in fact a small penis and you should
yeah i should make your roll a knowledge check for that
okay oh oh then i go and i give him the 10 for the drink that i bought for star bass
um where's knowledge what would i have to do outer rim uh it would be xenology
how hard is it uh it's it's just easy i mean it's it's it would be hard it would be well yes it is
hard it's it's erect i mean it's in a table somewhere
so is it what's the difficulty tiger oh i said easy
oh okay i was just riffing because andy said it was hard
oh okay so successful uh anything you want to do with the advantages
um it was it was so funny he didn't make me pay for that drink uh yeah actually i would like to use my
advantages um if i could to make star bass laugh or chuckle
okay that's that's fair uh star bass laughs and chuckles and your friendship meter goes up by one
one blur there's a meter there's always a meter where's this meter been for me
everybody hates me as soon as i walk in the building yeah it really makes you wonder
it's that buster it's very fetching yeah that's why everyone hates you
is because they ain't you all right so uh as you guys walk out of the cantina
um mac again oh no it was sorry last time bumps into a familiar looking kubas
or kubas that's the same guy as he walks into the cantina and gives you sort of a shifty eye
i turned to our new friend star bass and say do you know who that is oh yeah i know who that is
does he work for team oh yeah absolutely
we should probably kill him i turned to start we should probably kill him when like right now
out
uh okay i'm i'm game with that mac you're the one that wants to be peaceful all the damn time
our moral center is frozen why don't we talk to him see what he wants he works for team oh he's
going to turn us in i got an idea why don't we take his clothes why don't we just
shoot wait why would taking his clothes out he would just
we can use it we can use it the snake into timo's palace
well then we have to take his clothes and kill him
make neck and knock him out
he's not gonna be knocked out for 24 space hours
i mean and are we gonna take 24 space hours to get in there we gotta get rx's armor
listen let me just go i'll i'll talk to him and i'll
club him on the head and he'll knock out we won't have to kill anybody you know
let's just try to and if he turns out let's let's just talk to him and if it turns out he's a jerk
then yeah we can kill him all right he's a bad guy i'm not opposed to killing bad guys i just don't
want to kill every single person we come across and draw attention to ourselves i mean
just a just a good a good clubbing you know all right you better go clear this with zach
the bartender why do i have to clear with him make sure he doesn't call the police
fair enough i'm good friends with zach zach my friend
i move over to the bar can you can you clear me up where are you guys at i have no idea because you
guys you guys you guys
okay and so hold on i'm trying to find i think i might have this guy in here
i do okay so you so you guys are outside you guys are outside right now and so mac mac walked back inside
well can can we be like in this little front patio area here yeah where my character's at sure
okay yeah
all right so i go up and why why first i look at the bartender and i go how much for you to keep your
mouth keep silent if i uh knock this guy out uh that guy over there and he he points over at
um the kubaz and he's sitting at the end of the table just now he's looking at you
yeah i'm trying to be very discreet so i'm not yelling right now i'm just talking under my voice
to zach i mean to zach yeah uh you know i don't know much about that guy he doesn't really speak basic
he kind of just speaks in like whizzes and whirs kind of um but you know he's been in here before i
think he might be well i think he might be connected all right well he's been following us
matt matt
in front i just need what what race he is
ask zach what race that guy is what
what race is that guy he's a kubaz oh that's right that was stupid i apologize
sorry my my friend asked me a weird question through my i your communicator well listen he's
yeah yeah you know it's sometimes anyway let's forget about that um so listen i i'm gonna go talk to him
but there's a very potential he's a watto no that's not it why did it do that i clicked the wrong one
that's the most racist one of the bunch uh i was gonna say i was gonna say greek but i guess the same thing
all right so i'm gonna go talk to that guy it might not go over well listen zach i like you
you've been really good to us all night you've taken our money and you've been very cool with us
even though my friend threw a lot of mugs i don't want to cause any trouble in your bar
we're just gonna knock this guy out um and i'll take him outside throw him in the back you know in the bushes
you're just gonna start knocking people out in my bar i can't have that
i'll pay you i thought you said it wasn't your bar well i mean i work you're outside
i think you didn't make up the prices
listen i'm not gonna knock him out i'm gonna talk to him but i think he works for team of the hut we're
not very popular with timo right now and i don't want i would like to give you the chance to give you
some money to keep quiet about it while we knock him out and steal his clothes
and ste you want to knock this guy out and steal his clothes i don't know that i can sign off on that
you won't even be in here that long we'll you'll be outside you'll be fine what do i have to do to
make this do i have to pay me what do i have to do to make this happen what pay me how much do you want
um 300 credits
i'll give you 200
roll a negotiation check
definitely two right it's it's two but upgrade one of the um one of the purples to a red
so one purple one red right
and so downgrade one purple so only one purple one red yeah
all right
uh check failed uh but one advantage
all right um
what's the difference yeah what's the difference let's split the difference
split the difference that sounds like yeah it sounds like you
okay 275
all right
275 275 i'm gonna go take the garbage out for 10 minutes
all right
so i walk up to the uh to the the kubas and i have my hand on my gun just in case but i go
how's it going sir what are you uh
i've also re-entered the bar and
to translate yes i am approaching oh
i forgot i didn't understand this guy
so you've approached him
yeah i've approached him
i'm taking uh star bass to the
the
lucky guys okay so you guys have already left
yeah okay
um
all right
so so you approached the kubas
and um you talked to him and you said what i forgot ask her
i turned to rex ask our friend here why he's been following us all day
yeah that's basically the sounds
um and he says you look awfully familiar
he says we look awfully familiar yes
tell tell him we don't know why he we look familiar to him
uh we're just
we're just two honest we're just three unassuming guys
not familiar to anyone if someone knows what he's what's good for him
uh
the kubas says
he
he he pulls up he pulls up his
his wrists and above the wrist floats uh three heads that look just like yours because they are yours
yes
all right so i don't even
i don't even try to do anything i just kind of point at it
yes
so i walk up very i walk up very calmly to him like listen friend you're you're
misunderstanding things and i pull up my gun and i club them on the head
okay that's gonna be
and then i'm gonna be in athletics no it will be a brawl check brawl check i haven't had to do that yet that's cool i don't think anyone has to
well it's gonna be hold on how do we do this difficulty
melee checks are always average
and it's gonna be your ability is equal to
i think it just hold on does it say it oh it does say brawl
so brawl against yeah there's a brawl one okay
um brawl against two difficulty
okay
okay so
what's the damage of that
that would be um two two successes
hold on i'm gonna have to look this up
because we have not done
i've never clubbed a guy with my gun before
it's so peaceful
i don't know how to do
oh it would be like mine what is your what is your damn yeah it would be fists
whatever but he used this gun
okay i i don't know that they have like a pistol whipping damage in here
why the
fuck not
well they have a melee oh here improvised weapons
yeah i got it okay it's a small improvised weapon
so it's plus one damage
is that how that works that can't be sometimes any attack roll
okay
okay that doesn't that seems worse than just having punched him
what is your damage for fists handy
mine is two plus one per success
plus one per success
all right so
we'll do that
for this so what you got like four so it would be two yeah two plus two so it'd be four damage
no it would be three because he got one success
oh right right right so three damage
um
all right so you do three damage to him
and now you enter combat
i feel like that should have knocked him out
uh no it just does damage
that's not how it works in the movies
is a
bullshit uh
well i guess that's true but i've already decided
um so then uh
uh
i guess it would be damn i guess it would be in combat then
i mean can i get a bonus to my perception i mean like my uh initiative here because like i'm standing here with my gun
drawn like watching not seeing this guy get knocked out
um
i feel like i'd be the first to respond he also just got hit in the head really hard so i feel like
there's no way he's beating me on initiative okay so
i buy that i don't know if that's in the rules but i will have him do so that would be vigilance
he'll take us he'll take a setback for why you said and you can have a boost for why you said
and i do cool because i'm expecting this yeah and the same for
uh mac
and when we do this we don't
try to
do we
um yeah so if you go do you see the chat tab that we're in right now it's the combat tracker which is the next one
all right so cool who did you get that it's the tabs on the right
usually you're in the chat tab
oh come on he got yeah and then go over to
what am i rolling
um
the what are you rolling
do you see that you're in the encounter cool right yeah cool right yeah and a boost
oh
you can go you can you can go first
yeah
well this is one hard to be fucking spy because he's got a metal plate on his head
i mean
all right so i i whack him again i'm surprised i'm like what the
thing
okay um i'm gonna
roll oh and that's just initiative you're gonna be rolling brawl roll brawl again
uh but i'm gonna flip a light side for you
um
uh-huh
and say upgrade one of your
one of your greens to um a yellow
oh
because you're gonna swing harder this time just based based on adrenaline you're just gonna
swing harder
all right so i switched uh took out a green and added the yellow is that what you said yep
and then just two different still still still two difficulty yes
okay all right so two successes that's two and then andy you said plus two
for the fists it's plus one for six for success so it's two plus it's it's
it's two one plus one damage per success okay so this would be four then
no it would be yeah he got two successes okay uh so four damage
to the kubas
uh no that's not what i meant oh he just disappeared that's not what i meant
oh
no that was an accident okay
did you hit him in diverspace all right so you did you did more damage on him
all right
um
he maneuvers he takes two maneuvers away so that would be that would cost him a
a strain and he moves into medium range into the back of the bar
and with his action um he radios
um
that's ending his turn he makes a radio and you can't hear what he's saying
rex if you want to blast him now you can go ahead
um
i move into close range and take aim for the strain
uh-oh whatever my strain is plus one okay let me let me do that otherwise i don't forget
all right three all right and then i shoot my blaster rifle at him
well
well if i may interject sorry yeah if you got your blaster rifle you don't need to move close
um it does make the difficulty easier doesn't it yes okay all right so there's still a point to doing so
i i would draw my statement
all right
instead of uh
yeah i would say he did he wouldn't have to take a strain if he didn't want to then that's all right
oh i don't mind
he loves strain yeah i'm not addicted to a robot
no i'm also not addicted to real i can rest
yeah so
oh
blow blow
blow blow doesn't it doesn't matter you don't have a penis or do you we don't know
nobody knows
uh okay so i just did 11 damage
uh no critical wait wait so nine plus two okay
the damage is correct all right all right that's uh so 11 damage
okay so he does take
yeah he's incapacitated
so he's not he did well i mean
he's dead or he's incapacitated
he doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't really matter yeah yeah he's dead you guys got him enough he's
dead it's just it's just fake
it's vague in the book about whether or not characters are
but um
um
he's dead he's dead it's just up to you whether or not you want to be
right i i'm fine with having him be dead good shot
is there any way i can um i can try to grab his radio and figure out who he was communicating with
um you could take a look at it uh i i'm not i'd have to be convinced on how you would know where
where what it's coming from
yeah i don't really know how star wars radios work so that's a hard thing to mechanically know
um yeah for sure but i i'm willing to listen to some logic and i don't know try like plug into it i
don't know try like plug into the radio and like i don't know ping the location of of whatever it was last
talking to and get some sort of address uh that would be let's say that's a mechanics let's say that's a mechanics check
and we'll make that a hard mechanics check okay i mean i kind of know where this was where i think he was calling anyway but
nope not even close you have five advantages well i got five advantages it's a lot of advantages
um uh the radio still works and i can keep it okay like a police scanner
yeah yeah sure yeah i could passively listen to it maybe or something okay it didn't get damaged when
he get when he got him that's my that's what i want to use my advantage okay
i will allow that i stole it on my person then did you say in your purse
on my person oh i was gonna say do you all
okay all right well well well that's a good place to end um you've you've killed this person
uh the bartender comes back i killed him i'm saying oh lordy and then um yeah you guys are done in here
oh we're okay oh i guess you don't know if i don't know if we're done but you have just killed the kubas
we at least carry him out to honor the bartender like we might still steal his clothes or something
but we're at least carrying his corpse i'm carrying his corpse over my shoulder out of the bar i have
an idea for one of your advantages um on on his on his radio you can see that he has his name engraved
in it and it says thweak
okay okay um we know that name guys
like the week no it doesn't anyone told us that name
ever come up no it does not ring a bell
but okay so we're stopping there then yeah
okay um what about experience from the last battle at the game
uh we can do like i said it'd be like every other um since this is we didn't do i did i did so that's
i was i was about to finish
well i said you said that last um we'll do we'll do 10 points this week
okay and then let's let's spend those next week just think about it and then if you guys got if you
guys got questions reach out to me what go ahead do you have a total for me then that i can write down
do you have my whole level yeah let me write down this week's five three
plus 10 and i have i have for you
i have you had 10 before so you'd have 20 all together
no i'm sorry no this this was before you got the perception and range heavy so actually you're at
zero okay cool that's fine all right so now i'm just at 10. yeah
somewhere okay do you have it for the rest of us too yeah
uh so this puts mac at 20 total
this puts sarn at 30 total holy crap and 10 total for rx
i just i found the experience log yeah i just found it too i was
oh i already created the makeshift one yeah i know write it down yeah yeah i can i can send you
i can send you my notes if that would help i've already logged it we're good oh okay real quick
since i upgraded since i upgraded range
i upgraded my range right you have all right so you're well-rounded got you
career uh career skills range heavy and athletics and then i have you
and then i have you at perception upgraded and range heavy upgraded okay that was the last thing
that you did that was the last time we got experience yeah all right i have i do have i do
have both of those recorded so we're good all right good that's like the one thing i i did well enough
keeping track of all the other stuff like credits and stuff i kind of lost i lost track
although it should help having the recordings now i can always go back
down to the beach i'm strolling to the birds poking my head
not fun thank you all right uh and then yeah take a look at that over the week send me some texts if
you're confused about some stuff on how to spend your experience points but let's try not to spend an hour
next week doing experience points um keep it to like a half hour if we can i don't remember where we were
last time we did it but if we do if if we do it's not a big deal
all right
good night guys all right have a wonderful night
tiger uh um i'll uh i'll send you this png um maybe in the probably sometime in the next two days
yeah it sounds good thank you um i want to put a background on it i just want to put the song turbo
in there in the right font but then i'll send it to you okay um you don't have to do the font i because
because i kind of do the fonts a lot so if that's you know however you want to do that yeah i guess that's
that's easier for you i can just yeah i do want to put a background on it it'll be something very
simple but just something other than white so yeah can you give me both with and without the background
when you do i was going to put it as a separate separate layer so okay it should be easy enough
okay uh i just don't know how you would export it as a separate layer
i turn i can deactivate a layer and oh yeah like that would be yeah so that's exactly the way to
do it i just wasn't sure you if you were going to try to give it to me in a multi-layer thing i
guess a pdf you could do with multiple layers no no i'm not going to try to give it to you
i'll give you two separate images one with if you if you can export if you can export a psd i can take
that too and then you don't have to do separate separate layers i mean let me see or separate exports
that's a photoshop file that let me see what can i do so it's not uncommon
share
see the thing is i just don't even think i can pick a file type
i mean this is an ipad app it's not that crazy complicated like i i have used i have used that
uh apple or i mean ios apps that had psd export
but my share functionality is the only way to actually export an image what app are you using
oh you're using autocad or autodesk it's auto it's auto does sketch something um and
i like it and i think i said i think it puts out pngs i think that's the only thing it puts out
i at least i don't know how to how to change the file type i don't think i can
well i can rename the document i wonder if i could if i could but but i just give it a different extension
i doubt that i doubt that's gonna work yeah um you said when i autodesk what's it called autodesk what
sketchbook i think that's sketchbook yeah that sounds right yes
there is there's yeah there looks to be oh it looks like it's a pro feature do you not pay for it
i might have no no it just says psd i thought it said pro
it says that you can before saving your sketch
install and launch dropbox
save your sketch to the gallery in the toolbar select a saving option here i can send this to
you i don't know if this is gonna help at all
oh but you're gonna oh yeah i found it i found it i found it i can do it okay
cool yeah yeah i forgot i didn't even think about doing a psd file if you send me a psd file that's
that's the best what do you so that's so that like that would have all the different layers and stuff
yeah yeah yeah if i um if i ever for any of these characters i was gonna do it for this one i just
forgot um do a recording would also have that which would be kind of fun what like a video
of the sketch in progress oh that'd be that'd be super cool i don't i don't know what i don't know
if that's in the psd or not
but yeah i can do i can do i can record time lapses with this that's cool uh so you guys could
see you guys could see the characters being made essentially yeah i've seen those online they're
pretty cool yeah they're fun uh well definitely what also what i'd want from you more so than uh
the others is to make sure it meets your your standards because i know this matters to you um
uh and uh and you can be honest with me so yeah i think i think as as i sort of talk to people
separately one thing that we were worried about is um feedback because obviously it'd be easier to
shit on someone that's not in the game you know what i mean or criticize them or boss them around
stuff like that sure so i know that that doesn't bother you but i don't know that everyone else is as
comfortable giving as maybe you would be receiving criticism i know you can do it though
yeah um but just as a heads up that that was sort of one thing that that we were
we're um talking about i mean you and andy are i think are perfectly capable of giving me
shit and so i have a feeling this is that won't be hard um and it's fine who doesn't want to give
me feedback and he doesn't have to give me feedback well it wasn't it wasn't just booze so that's clear
but yeah andy's andy was worried about giving me feedback yeah i mean we all i think i think it's
tough to give someone to give someone feedback on something that they're trying a lot on oh well
i'm trying somewhat yeah and to to ask for something that you're doing for free basically
i mean it's it's just easier to buy someone around if you guys if you guys don't want to do it for free
you guys could all chip in and buy me a new apple pencil since i'm using this shitty thing
what happened to your apple pencil just stopped working oh
oh that that would only be 30 bucks a person yeah
take it under advisement uh you can wait to see the first couple before you make a decision how
about that okay um but um it certainly would make this easier this pencil fucking sucks yeah the apple
pencil is really good i know i'm sad that mine broke i called them to try to get a replacement they're
like you're gonna have to pay full prices well it is kind of i mean at this point it was like six
years old isn't it yeah but it was like i don't know i guess i kind of thought they'd warranty for
longer because like i didn't do anything to it right it was fine i bought mine because i lost mine and
i bought another one and i bought it off amazon refurbished or something and it was cheaper it was not
30 bucks but it was like i think it was like 30 bucks off i think i spent 100 instead of 130
which is still expensive yeah i think they offered me a refer apple offered me a refurbished one
for about that price i kind of it's probably said fuck you so yeah yeah all right well all right
cool well um yeah let me know what you think i honestly i don't know i'm learning a lot about
this program um i'll get better as i go but honestly it doesn't look shitty i'd say it looks pretty close
to to me anyway it looks pretty close to the ones on the on the box art not in terms of detail right
now but that's because this is meant to be his initial stage and i just didn't know we we wouldn't have
gotten that sort of detail right for what we were paying for for the first drawing anyway okay um
but like i i think i'll get better and i'll be able to do cool stuff like and since i'm using
a digital platform i'll be able to do cool stuff like lighting effects and stuff like that yeah so
uh but um that'll just come and obviously i think i'll do myself last because honestly that's going to
be where it's most important to try to figure some of that stuff out with like my eyes and shit
so right right okay all right cool i'm glad that it's getting you a little bit of stimulation in
other areas yeah i i'm happy to happy to do it happy to uh and it's good it's actually it's really
good i mean i'm using this program that i've had for ages and never ever used before so yeah i mean like
there's a lot of stuff that i'm doing on like ancillary that i wouldn't be doing otherwise just like
some of the server management stuff i did a lot of a lot of digital stuff too before
or like getting yeah i mean you're doing a shit ton honestly so uh for this i mean yeah so i'm sure
you're learning a lot i'm sure you're learning a lot yeah all right well uh i'll see you bye
good night good night good night
Thank you.