Yes.
I'm going to upgrade
ranged heavy for 15.
And range heavy?
No, range heavy should be...
Oh, you're going to 3?
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
I might as well.
We go in blasting a lot.
I wonder if he does.
Who's we?
So anyway, I start blasting.
I just want to get through the game alive.
Let's see.
Sarn.
And you change range heavy to 3.
So that's 3 proficiency and 1 ability, right?
Because when you upgrade, it turns in a...
Oh, yeah, because it's an agility.
Okay.
My sheet here is wrong because I hit...
Oh, no, it's not.
So it should be 3 and 1.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that should be all of my 30 points.
Okay.
You're at rank 3.
So now...
Another question.
RX is at...
It's rank 2 of range light, right?
Yes, that's correct.
No, wait.
Range heavy.
Range heavy, sorry.
Yeah, I got a rifle now.
That's what I got.
Maybe?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's range heavy.
The rifle is.
Yeah.
And your targeted blow, Andy...
Do you want to announce and tell everybody what that is?
Not that anyone's going to remember.
After making a successful attack, may spend 1 destiny point to add damage equal to agility
to 1 hit.
How much is your agility?
4.
Oh, that's good.
It'll add an extra 4 damage.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
Now, I'll warn you.
I would like when you do use that to act it out.
Okay.
You know, like, I know it's targeting blow and not...
I'd like to keep it less mechanical, a little bit more narrative.
Yeah.
Instead of just going, okay, I use targeted blow.
Yeah.
So now, since that...
Since I upgraded my ranged heavy, does my agility go up to 5?
No.
Okay.
How do you upgrade those?
I don't think you can.
Well, there are some...
There's very few...
There's few things on the tree that will let you do it.
Okay.
Gotcha.
But generally, no, you're not...
You're not upgrading your...
Attributes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Man, my will is really low.
Yeah, you'll just do anything.
I think we don't really fight force users, so...
Do force users use will?
I think so.
Well, typically in Star Wars games, will is also used for your defense against force users.
Okay.
Like how unlikely you are to be Jedi mind tricked, for example.
That sounds familiar.
So if we do come up against a Jedi, we might be fucked.
I mean, we'd be fucked anyway, but...
It depends.
Nah, we'll just send Mac in there to charm him.
It depends how many times...
How many chances you get to hit him in the head with your gun.
Well, if he has a lightsaber, the answer to that should be zero, but...
Sure.
Do you think...
I don't know if...
Can lightsabers block punches?
Oh, I thought you meant shoot him in the head with a gun.
I didn't mean...
I thought...
No, I meant hit him like he did to Thweak.
I would assume so, yeah.
Well, seeing as we couldn't even kill Thweak.
How do I upgrade my pistol whipping?
I have not figured out...
Now, I didn't do a lot of searching.
I can't figure out how to do the pistol whipping.
I did search...
I Google searched it, and there's nothing about pistol whipping that came out.
I Google searched it, and now I'm on a list.
Pistol whipping a blind kid.
Tiger's been on several lists ever since college.
Yeah.
Yep.
I bet the amount we were looking up different aircraft specifications was like an instant list
for all of us.
Well, yes.
Especially back then.
Yeah.
Let me activate this.
Okay, another question.
What's that?
My destiny point that I...
I can't hear you, because I got the intro going.
Okay.
I can't hear it.
Oh, that's right.
Still can't hear it.
Yeah.
All right.
Andy, how come you weren't in there?
How come you stayed in the lobby?
Huh.
All right, so you had a question?
Yeah.
I assume it has to be a light side point I flipped for my targeted blow.
Yeah.
Because it just said destiny point.
I don't know why...
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense for a dark side point to do that.
Well, unless I'm doing something bad.
So bad.
Like, pistol whipping a blind child.
No.
That's a band name.
Well, not a lot of it.
Pistol whipping a blind child?
That was Frank's band's name.
That was Frank.
Little Dave's brother.
He's a real weirdo.
I think he's in jail.
They're all in jail.
Thwacked.
After reuniting in Washuda, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with Star Bass,
a drug dealer operating out of the cantina.
He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding Timo the Hutt and his more senior huts,
and has agreed to be shown more evidence at the landing bay.
However, RX-78 and Max Skyblade found bumping into Thweak again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence.
The Kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.
But to whom?
Bum, bum, bum.
So I guess we'll start off here at...
Let's see.
The cantina, right?
Rolling destiny points?
Yeah, let's roll with destiny points.
How do we do that again on this?
Is that just a...
It's supposed to show up in the chat.
I can send it.
I just did that little dice next to public roll, and I'm going to click.
You can do that, too.
I think it automatically does it if I send you the...
Yeah, it does.
Click here to roll.
Yep.
Light two, nice.
I'm feeling so moral today.
So it's boom.
Damn.
I am the light.
And Andy, can you just go ahead and click where it says Game Master, click here to roll for destiny?
Same thing.
Okay.
And then me?
Dark.
So we got two dark and four light.
So when it automatically does it, the two light side points, it counts as two destiny points.
So we'll just roll with that from now on.
That's not how we were playing it, but...
I mean, it's not like we ever really changed it that much anymore.
You guys never use them, except for me.
I try to use them.
I always forget about them.
I used one for Boo last week.
Did anybody listen to the podcast that I put out?
I couldn't.
We talked about that.
Yeah, I sent a new link, though.
I thought maybe you'd be able to figure it out.
But it's not a big deal.
It helps me out, so I'm still going to do it.
And it wasn't that big of a deal to get it into a website.
Well, anyway, Sarn was outside sort of leading Starbass around.
And then Mac and RX went back into the cantina, sort of bribed Victor...
No, what was his name?
Zach, to go away.
And then you pistol-whipped Thweek twice, and RX blasted him, I think.
Is that right?
Sounds about right.
Don't laugh.
He almost died, honey.
The first time.
Then I just go in there and I start blasting.
No, whacking.
Thwacking.
So, where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here, Rex?
You guys didn't do anything with the body, right?
No.
I was carrying it outside over my shoulder.
I thought we were going to steal his clothes.
Well, we can.
I have his body.
We're just leaving the bar so that we don't make a problem for Zach.
Dude, he's going to look...
Those clothes...
He looks...
He's a pretty cool-looking...
Pretty cool-looking alien, if you ask me.
All right.
Well, let's just go stash him somewhere outside, and you can take whatever you want.
All right.
Cool.
I call the cloak.
I go through...
I want to go through his pockets.
You're outside.
I'm not around here.
I want to go through his pockets.
Aren't you supposed to be outside?
I need to go through the door.
I call his pockets.
That's a new catchphrase.
I swear to God.
Aren't you supposed to be outside?
That was the name of the episode last week.
Oh, great.
That's...
Yeah, that's a great catchphrase.
That's our catchphrase.
All right.
Well, anyway, I'm walking in...
All right, Tiger.
I'm walking him out the door.
I have him over my shoulder.
You can't move?
No, I can't move myself.
I don't know why.
Oh.
That's weird.
I can right-click on myself, but I can't move myself.
Yeah, I can't either.
No one's moving Max Skyblade today.
You guys used to be able to move him.
This is correct.
To move you.
Andy would do backflips.
Oh, yeah.
Or frontflips.
You can double-click on your guy.
Oh, the game is currently paused.
Yeah, maybe it's because the game's paused.
Oh, that's why.
I don't...
But I can't unpause it.
Why not?
I thought it...
I don't know.
What used to be just hitting the space bar would unpause it.
That's why you guys can't move is because it's paused.
Let me try...
Time is frozen.
Okay, now it's unpaused.
Yeah, dude, that song has been in my head for, like, way too long.
For ever.
Oh, I can't move the dead guy, Tiger.
No, because...
No.
I'm carrying him.
Oh, on your own.
So, you're carrying him, and he's outside.
Well, sorry, I'm still doing flips.
No.
Stop.
It's the fastest mode of transportation.
Has anyone ever told you?
And where's Mac?
So, the arrows move around, too?
Oh, it does.
That's nice.
I'm trying to find out where the fuck Ory can hide the stash's body while I steal his clothes.
What are these things?
Well, we're going to Landed Bay Ory.
Okay.
Just tell him when he got too drunk at the bar.
Is that what we're going to do?
Tell him he's too drunk and take him back to the ship?
Well, we don't...
I don't really have need of a dead body.
I say we just, like, put him somewhere.
Yeah.
I want to...
Can I check his pockets, Tiger?
Oh, you guys checked his pockets last week, I think.
Yeah.
Did we?
We got a radio.
I have his radio.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, then I say we take his clothes.
And act like then we can use his clothes to get into Timo's.
Because I bet you he works for Timo.
Yeah.
Roll a perception check.
And we'll say it's normal, which...
Or...
Normal is two, right?
Yeah.
I forgot what it was called.
Two.
Average.
Yay.
So...
All right.
So you succeed.
Yeah.
You look at his clothes.
There's not really much to his clothes.
It's kind of the uniform of, like, people who live on Tantooine.
It's just basically a cloak.
But you do realize that he has a snout, which is sort of the thing that kind of hangs in
front, obviously, like a trunk.
But that's part of his body.
He is wearing, like, a sort of helmet.
That's not...
Which is not part of his body, because it's a helmet and, like, glasses.
I want his helmet.
I want his snout.
You're outside.
No one's late.
I thought you were basically leading everybody away.
You're not really by everyone.
Well, if you go over there, then you're going to bring Starbass over there with you.
Yeah.
I was thinking you were trying to keep Starbass away from everything that was going on.
Hey, Mac.
What's up?
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Save me his helmet.
No, it's mine.
I called dibs on the whole thing.
What?
You called the cloak.
I called the helmet.
I was speaking to Rex in confidence.
Were you listening in on us?
Well, don't hold up your mic next time.
Or your cop link next time.
I don't know how to turn this thing off.
There's no switch.
There is.
I'm just not telling you which one.
Or where it's at.
You sneaky little space snake.
All right.
So, I remove his clothes.
Yeah.
And I put on the cloak.
He was ready for this.
He's been thinking about it.
Okay.
So.
This biological specimen had a rather large penis.
What?
You don't see it there?
Clopping around.
No.
I'm too busy looking at my awesome space cloak.
That says Star Wars.
All right.
Well, I take off his helmet.
Okay.
And glasses.
So, Rex, what do you think?
Should we use this stuff to get into Teemo's?
I mean, it might.
Could you think it could help us in any way?
If we could somehow make a convincing enough fake snout, possibly.
Or find some creature that looked similar enough to whatever this creature was called.
So, the snout is actually just a snout.
He doesn't have anything covering it at all?
Right.
It's just a trunk.
Like an elephant trunk.
It's his flesh and skin.
So, it's not like a fucking plague mask.
That's disappointing.
It's not a plague mask.
It was unfortunate.
Fuck.
All right.
Well, we could probably make something.
We'll see.
We still also have Star Bass who may get us into the palace, remember?
Maybe he might have a snout.
Well, looking at his picture, he does not.
This cloak is very comfortable.
It looks so.
It's uncanny because, you know, we're in a hot desert with sand.
It's coarse and gets all everywhere, you know.
But the cloak is very breathable.
Should we go catch up with Sarn then, bud?
Why don't you guys go while I lead?
I turn my comlink back on.
Why don't you guys go see about RX's chassis while I lead them to...
Hold on.
I dropped my light.
What?
Go check on RX's chassis while I lead Star Bass to Planet Bay Auric.
Okay.
You can meet us over there.
Affirmative.
We gotta go look at a chassis, huh?
Well, we're gonna go look in the trash for a chassis, I guess.
Maybe there'll be a snout.
So, I'm guessing you guys are sort of flubbing saying...
Well, I don't know if it's flubbing.
Later in the day.
You think it's closing time?
Yeah, it's nighttime.
Oh, look.
It's nighttime.
The sky is dark.
Well, the only thing I'll say is that when you were at the canteen, I remember it was
the middle of the day, so there was nobody there, and that was advantageous considering
you shot a man dead.
All right.
But I just...
If we have something narrative, I wouldn't be super opposed to time shifting to...
It's so crazy on how dead bars are on Tuesday at 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's quite strange.
Hey, no, no.
It's not a religious day I'm tattooing.
Dude, dude, dude.
Here's the thing.
We're going on a fishing trip in June, and we're taking...
We're only going Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and the guys, there's a bar on...
Bar and Grill on the campground.
So, we thought, okay, we just won't get food for...
Well, let's go eat at that restaurant for dinner every night.
Well, we just found out, because I knew something.
We looked at the hours.
They're closed, and every other restaurant in this town seems like it's closed to...
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
It's, like, bizarre.
Like, I don't know if there's, like, a cult or something up there or what.
We're going to find out.
So, is that in character?
No.
No, I...
Okay.
Back going to Wisconsin.
Okay.
All right.
So, yeah, let's say it's dusk, and the junk shop owner is called in an early day.
Actually, I think if you want to do that, it's going to cost you a flip-alike side point.
Yes.
That the junk shop owner took an early day.
I will go walk around in circles for a while.
Well, if you walk around in circles, you may attract attention.
Let's just give the man a light side point.
He clearly wants it.
I want it so bad.
Oops, wrong way.
I just hate giving to him anything he wants.
Yep.
Nope, I will get a big head.
Like when you guys called me God.
No, you called you God.
I believe in God.
I'm going to hell.
Where's our avatars here?
You can't see them?
I can see mine.
Sarn is up here at Landing Bay Orek.
Do you see...
I don't see anything.
You don't see anything?
Okay.
I mean, I see the names of the towns and stuff, or the buildings, but...
But you don't see the characters?
No.
That's strange, because you're on the screen.
Does anybody else see Sarn?
Yes.
I see them.
You're right by the Slagworks.
That's where we first killed some stormtroopers.
It is.
Good times.
Good memories there.
All right.
So, yeah.
I'm not sure why it doesn't show you, but you're up by...
In the top right-hand corner.
That's where I put you.
You were just heading that way.
Yeah, you could just log out and log back in.
Yeah, try refreshing.
Why did you go to a weapons store for guns?
Your what?
There's the Agavito's weapons.
Yeah.
Why did you go there for a gun instead of going to the trader?
Oh, you mean Fabu Bink?
Yeah.
Instead of going to Fabu Bink, I could have went to Acevedo's.
Acevedo Bink?
Even though last time we were there, we did get into a battle.
I don't think you guys went inside.
You guys just said the battle was outside.
Well, that's not true.
You guys were hiding inside of it.
Okay.
Let's go with Siren for a little bit.
See what he's doing with Starbass.
Okay.
I'm leading Starbass.
I go into the...
I assume that it's in the warehouse now.
So I go into the warehouse looking for the crates that I memorized the numbers of.
You didn't memorize the crates.
The numbers of the crates.
Sorry.
I remember what they looked like.
Okay.
So you're assuming that it got offloaded from...
The bay.
From the lucky guess into the warehouse.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you guys are in the warehouse.
Yes.
And I look for the crates.
Yeah, I'm not pulling Andy in these.
I can see him.
Oh, I see me now.
Okay.
You're in the warehouse.
Okay.
I'm in here now.
Oh, you're not...
I mean, you're in there, but your character's not in there.
Yes.
Okay.
And I locate the crates.
Okay.
Well, what the hell kind of crates are these?
And Starbass is now Southern, I decided.
Okay.
Taxes.
Space Texas.
Don't mess with it.
Everything's gigantic.
It's Space Texas.
Yeah.
Except penises.
That's how I make so much money on my reel.
Now, what is this container?
This is the droids.
The deactivated Clone Wars droids that we told you Timo has been important to take over the Hutt crime family.
Well, that's not what it says here on the crate.
Well, the...
Here on the crate it says foodstuffs and he points to some symbols on the crate.
Yes, he's not going to label it.
Well...
War machines on here.
Well, shit.
Open this thing up.
I open it up.
What check would it be to open up a crate?
Usually there's like that little digital thing.
So computers.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Because I assumed it was a wooden crate, but this is Star Wars.
So...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll accept computers.
Mechanics, maybe.
Do all you pick.
Do mechanics.
Are you any good at either of those things?
I'm better at computers.
That's why I was aiming for computers.
Then why didn't you say that?
I did it.
He said computer mechanics.
I think mechanics.
Well, it depends.
How are you going to try and open it?
You're going to try and...
I'm going to try to like...
Okay.
A little touch.
All right.
Then do computers.
Difficulty?
Easy.
One success, one try.
Okay.
That's where you unlock it.
You successfully unlock the box.
It opens.
And there's a piece of steam that pours out.
Just...
Yes, but it's poisonous steam.
Well, not poisonous.
It's very...
I don't know what it would be if that's steep.
It's like an oil mist.
It irritates your allergies.
It irritates...
Yes.
I sneeze once.
Yeah.
This damn droid dust gets me every time.
Now, what in the hell is this?
And you open it up and it is...
It's not...
It's not parts.
I mean, it's not entire robots, but it's parts of old B-1 battle droids.
The Roger Roger droids.
Roger Roger.
These are the droids that he's going to use.
Well, parts of the droids that he's going to rebuild and use.
Yeah, but for what?
He's going to use them on Jabba.
Hmm.
Interesting.
I don't know how you make that leap.
I mean, he's an arms dealer.
He could just be buying droids.
No, I talked to a couple of...
A Duke.
And he said that that's what he's using it for.
He was very close to Timo.
He is very close to Timo.
Hmm.
And that's basically...
He just...
Does...
Hmm.
Roger, did you watch Knives Out recently?
Because I sound like Daniel Craig.
No, Pablo Bink sounded more like Daniel Craig from that.
Because wasn't he like some kind of Louisiana guy?
I think your Texas accent is pretty similar.
They're all the same.
Except I have two accents.
My Louisiana and my Texas are the same.
And my French and Mexican are the same.
And basically, you're just doing Colonel Sanders.
Now, you listen here, boy.
No, no, no.
I say, boy.
Uh...
I'm gonna have to tell you, son.
This...
This evidence is awfully thin.
You're talking mostly about gossip.
And I tell you, I don't deal with gossip.
Well, when...
When my...
My partner...
Especially, you want me to turn on my boss.
My boss...
My boss is a powerful man.
Can you charm him?
Think of...
Think of the reward you would get
when you take down the person that...
Or take down the creature that's going to take down Jabba the Hutt.
Think of the reward you're gonna get from Jabba for doing it.
All I'm saying is...
Let's say I believe you.
I'm not sure I can get...
I'm not sure I can get Jabba to believe me.
Or you.
Well, that's why we'll have to find evidence somewhere.
In his palace once we take him out.
Evidence from Teemo.
Now, what if we don't find any evidence?
You asked me to take a mighty big risk.
That's all.
That'd be fabricated.
I know a smuggler who's very good.
I'm sorry.
I know a smuggler that's very good.
At Forge Paper.
A what?
A smugglord.
First of his kind.
That's how you know he's the top.
You say smugglord.
Yeah, like the lord of smuggling.
Like a lord of smuggling.
Yes.
Well.
I'm gonna need...
I'm gonna need a little bit...
As me and Boo are standing,
his ears start to turn red,
and he goes,
my reputation precedes me.
Okay.
I see some pieces here.
I think that...
they don't fit together as obviously to me
as they do to you.
If...
you're able to conjure up some other...
evidence,
then perhaps we can...
start talking here.
About some action.
Well, let's...
let's wait until...
my two comrades come.
And they'll be able to...
help convince you.
Well, I got...
I got real to sell.
So I'm gonna...
go back to wherever it is I sell real.
Uh...
but here is my...
here is my...
communication number.
you know how to get a hold of me.
Can I go to another crate and open it?
Um...
sure.
If there's something else in there that'll help convince them?
Sure.
Let me tell you...
hopefully there's a note on there saying...
for...
to take down Jabba.
There's a...
there's a missile in there...
to Jabba with love.
Yeah.
Death to Jabba.
There's a...
there's a...
a darts board.
A space darts board.
It's a picture of...
on his face.
You're just throwing the...
the robot fingers at it?
Okay.
Yeah, you can try to open up another one.
I'll open up another crate.
Okay.
Uh...
would be mechanics and easy mechanics.
No, it was computers, right?
Okay.
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Check.
Failed.
Shit.
Failed.
And so...
Two advantages, though.
Okay.
Uh...
before...
before Starbass reacts,
would you like to...
explain your advantages?
Yeah, that...
that me trying to open up this other crate
is stalling him a little bit longer
in hopes that RX and...
and Mac get there.
And...
that he is more okay with...
and...
sends to...
Oh!
Can I convince him to send one of his cronies
to go sell his reel in his place?
Um...
You can try.
Hey.
Hey, Starbass.
Yes.
Hey, I saw...
I saw you try to open up that box
and it didn't even open.
It did not.
Uh...
That was...
That's the...
the crate with the best evidence in it.
Uh...
How do you know
you can't even open the box?
I saw it when we were loading it
into the...
the ship.
All right, you want to roll
a deception on that?
Which one?
Or difficulty?
Um...
What is the opposing
to deception?
I don't think it's a more believable lie.
Yeah, of course it helps.
Do you have a more believable lie?
Because that...
But...
I mean, we did see the things
get loaded, I guess.
I don't know.
I was talking to the pilots.
The...
the brother and sister.
Uh...
They were...
They were telling us
that that was the most important one.
When we were helping
loading it on,
they said,
be very, very careful
with that one.
That one's the most
valuable
crate that we're loading on.
So there's extra security.
Okay.
Talent.
No, this is talents.
Sorry, I'm checking to see
what the
deception
opposing is.
So I always forget
what this is.
Discipline.
So you're going to
have to roll...
Oh, shit.
No.
That's...
Um...
Let's say...
Well,
it's an easy...
Oh, I thought you meant
oh shit, is it
it was a...
No.
Roll.
Check failed.
Two more advantages?
He just...
He just sort of
looks at you
and he's just like,
I ain't buying it, kid.
But I'm sticking around
anyway
because I like you.
I don't know why
but you got an alert
to you.
You got moxie.
You do got moxie.
Lying...
Lying to a man
straight to his face
is somewhat endearing.
Uh...
So...
Yeah.
Here's my phone number.
When you're...
When you get some evidence
you give me a call.
Okay?
And Starbass Lee.
Just...
And his posse.
See ya.
As soon as the door closes
I pick up one of the droid parts
and throw it at the door.
You're always throwing things
at people's backs.
Okay.
I mean...
There's no check...
There's no check required
on that.
Yeah.
The last one I threw
is next to his face.
One you threw at his head
and for some reason
he did
see that
he's still talking to you.
So I feel like
that's a win.
It's just their meeting ritual
to both throw
bugs at each other's faces.
I mean...
I think that was
basically
Mac's charm.
Okay.
So while that transpired
let's go back to
Rx and Mac
who are still
outside the junk shop.
I'm gonna grab
you at home really quick.
You grab who?
Continue.
Okay.
And you guys watch
as Vorn leaves
for the day.
So...
Um...
You guys are standing
outside in the back
in the dumpster
by the alley.
And you hear some
whoops.
Some droid whoops.
Like they sound
kind of like R2-D2.
And...
Um...
Just some stuff
flies over the wall
into...
the alley.
Okay.
Uh...
It's your...
Oh yeah.
Go ahead.
Ah.
Good.
These are the parts.
Are they really?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
Um...
So...
I mean I think
I just had a chest piece,
right?
Uh...
Carapace I think
is what you called it.
Sure, sure.
Chest piece.
Chassis.
I don't know what a carapace is.
I thought that's like
a thing that Batman
stands on.
Doesn't he stand
on the carapace?
Oh.
I thought it was like
the part of the carapace.
carapace is something
that is like
on a bug.
Okay, I was right.
It's the main body.
It's exoskeleton
around the body.
I thought that was
the thorax.
That's the head.
No, thorax is the body.
Oh.
Guys, it's okay.
It's quite alright.
I have to know.
Oh.
God.
Well, that wasn't
a character.
Oh.
Because you guys
weren't talking about
character.
Well, I don't know.
Because I was talking.
I guess I ruined it.
I throw the dead guy
at Mac.
Oh, you were still
carrying him?
The naked dead man
with the abnormally
large penis?
Yeah.
We've had him.
We have the cloak
over him.
No, I don't.
He's cloaked.
Don't worry.
It's fine.
It's been thumping
into my shoulder
this whole time.
It's very irritating.
You don't get
irritated.
You don't have
a shoulder.
You get even.
I do have
a shoulder.
You just have
a shoulder.
Anyway, so I walk
over.
I see the carapace.
And then I throw
the dead body
over the wall
into the junk
crap.
And then I start
working on
attaching it to
myself.
Okay.
That's going to be
a mechanics check.
Fine.
And it's,
let's say it's
a hard mechanics
check.
Is this
hard?
Because you're
replacing it
on yourself.
Yeah.
And it's
a chest piece.
So I,
I don't actually
know how it works,
but.
It's a chest
armor.
Oh.
It's not the internal.
It's just like
pulling off my hood
and putting a new
hood on.
Um.
Is it still
hard?
Yeah.
Hey.
Okay.
So.
This is a
success.
Success.
Although there is
some strange
feeling.
I will have to
run a diagnostic
later.
Um.
And then the
little like
stomach part
starts to
glow blue.
I can feel
the power
already.
Is that
good?
Is the power
is the,
is that good?
Yeah.
That's a good
question.
It is quite
good.
Okay.
Blue means
good.
Okay.
That's good.
What's red
mean?
Hmm.
Oh.
Means run.
Oh God.
All right,
then.
We'll keep it
blue.
I hope his
stomach is like
the, like
stint from
Lord of the
Rings.
It's like,
what?
From Lord of
the Rings?
You're stint
goblins nearby.
Or when there's
danger.
When there's
danger, how
does his
stomach close
blue?
It's not
specific to
goblins, I
think, or
something like
that.
But yeah.
Orcs, yeah.
Yeah.
This can be
specific to
aliens.
Because they're
everywhere.
Well, that
would just
constantly
glow.
Um.
I was just
thinking of it
like some
small nuclear
sort of fusion
reactor thingy.
So if I die,
we're all
dying.
Oh, like a
bomb?
Oh, sweet.
No, it's a
reactor, but if
it melts down,
it'll blow up.
Yeah.
That's why I
said if it
turns red, it
means run.
Uh, that is
a threat.
Oh, no.
Is this like
Fender from
Futurometry
has to keep
partying before
he blows up?
kind of,
except I
had to keep
blasting.
You have to
keep killing
people.
You need to
keep your
erection hard.
Um.
Well, is there
any sort of
bonus that this
can give me?
Does this give
me extra soak?
Can this give
me anything?
Like, it's a
new inventory
item.
Is it purely
cosmetic or what?
I thought it was
purely cosmetic.
I mean, it does
give you some
sort of, well,
you said it was
some kind of
energy thing, but
I don't know
mechanically what
it can do.
Well, I mean,
I mean, you
could just, I
mean, like, do
you have rules
for, like, armor
or different pieces
of inventory
stuff, like, what
they can contain?
I mean, they
are.
That's not
something that,
because I
basically gave it
to you for
free.
Yeah, but
in that case,
it doesn't
blow up.
No.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no.
I mean, I
didn't think of
that until,
well, you
have suffered
some strain.
I mean, you
can release
some strain
from it.
All right,
cool.
How much
is it?
I don't think
I have that
much.
I think I'll
do it like
two or
three.
You are at
three strains,
so let's say
it relieves
one strain.
Oh, wait,
no, that
would be two
then, not
three.
One.
Okay.
Cool.
I don't
remember where
your strain
came from.
Oh, you
were, like,
running around
and something
during
that.
Okay.
Yeah, I
was just
dual maneuvering.
Dual maneuver.
Oh, how
hard am I?
How many
wounds do I
have?
You have
quite a bit,
actually.
Seven.
You're at
seven wounds.
That hurt,
does that?
Could I
heal some
wounds instead
of strain?
It would be
one.
Yeah, I
guess one.
Yay.
I'll do that
instead of
strain.
I replaced
the damage
component.
That should
be worth
some healing.
And you
did the
mechanics
check.
I did.
I passed it.
I might have
made it more
difficult if
that's what we
were going for.
It was already
hard.
Oh, it was
hard.
You're right.
Okay.
Although you're
over half of
your damage.
I didn't heal
a whole, like
if this is a
normal healing
check, I'd
heal like five
or something.
I don't think
it's that much.
Not one.
Well, okay.
I'm fine where
we're at.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go meet
Mac.
Let's go.
Sarn.
Yeah.
I am with Mac.
Let's go meet
Sarn.
All right.
We walk off.
We go to
Landing Bay
Orc.
Mac's just
going back
and forth.
Hey, you
have your cloak
now.
Be happy.
We arrive at
Landing Bay
Orc.
We walk
inside.
Sarn looks
very grumpy.
It's going to
be a good
blanket back
at my ship.
Hey, Sarn.
I have something
that should cheer
you up.
And I give
Sarn the guy's
helmet.
All right.
Before you get
excited.
Hey, wait.
Before you get
excited.
It doesn't
actually have a
nose.
That's fine.
I just want the
helmet.
And the goggles.
Oh, my God.
There's two Sarns.
Oh, boy.
That would be
terrible.
Sarn.
Hey, Sarn.
You'll be happy
about this.
We got you
another Sarn.
All right.
So you give
him the helmet,
right?
Yep.
I have fixed
the helmet.
I think the
helmet.
What does the
helmet even look
like?
Does the helmet
have like a big
dent in it from
when he was
hitting the
head?
I hope not.
What is it?
What is that
thing called
again?
A kubu?
A kubaz.
K-U-B-A-Z.
Oh, I do.
They are ugly
motherfuckers.
They're beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
That is his
mouth.
His mouth.
Well, fuck.
Yeah, it
turns out.
They really
are ugly.
That's racist.
Oh, this
picture I have
does not help.
Yeah, mine's a
Lego, so it
doesn't help me.
He doesn't
really have much
of a helmet,
does he?
I mean, I
found one that
kind of has a
helmet that
looks like it's
like a hood,
but it's like
steel.
I don't know.
It's kind of
cool.
Okay.
Continue.
It's mostly
just the
goggles, isn't
it?
He wants the
goggles.
I want to
wear the
goggles.
I mean, it
is a helmet
too.
The guy, I
mean.
Well, anyway,
okay.
Well, what are
you guys going to
do?
All right.
Well, I tell
them that he
didn't, he
didn't believe
me.
He didn't
believe you?
Did you try to
charm him?
I opened up the
crate and told
him, I don't
know, I didn't
want to charm
him.
If you've seen
him, he's got
the gas.
Oh, my
goodness.
Well, we know
you did your
best.
I definitely
tried.
But he did
give me his
communicator
number, so
he's looking for
a little bit
more evidence.
Do you guys
have more
evidence to
prove our
claim?
Rex?
No, that is
precisely what
we are here to
seek.
We need...
Well, fuck.
Do you want
me to call
him back and
then we can
ambush him and
threaten him?
Make him
believe us?
Uh, um...
Um...
It was really
our only lead for
going, uh...
for getting in
there.
So is that a
yes?
I mean, I
guess.
I don't really
have any other
ideas.
Yeah, I'm
out.
We could, uh,
we could try
calling up, uh,
our old pal
who sent us on
this Wiley mission
and see if he's
got any advice
for us or
potential ideas.
Who?
I don't know.
What's the guy's
name that, like,
sent us on this
mission?
Good Oda?
Like that, like,
the, like, nice
old spy or
whatever he was.
Good Oda.
That guy, then.
Good Oda.
Oh, that's right.
Good Oda.
Oda.
You were saying
that so fast.
Oh.
Good Oda!
Uh, yes,
Good Oda.
If you want to.
I mean, I don't
see a negative
point in that.
I just, like,
first of all, I
don't know, like,
we ambush him,
we either take
him captive or
kill him.
What exactly does
that gain us?
Like, we need to
trust him.
He needs to be on
our side.
We can't really
coerce him into it
because we're about
to go into his
custody to be led
into Jabba's palace.
That would go very
poorly for us if he
didn't just decide
to betray us and
turn us over.
Well, my plan is,
as soon as he gets
us in there and
battle starts,
I blast him.
Okay, yeah,
I guess that works.
So.
I'm going to
betray the hell
out of him.
Are you sure you
want to do that?
Yes.
Maybe we might.
He's got my reel.
Damn it.
You can let him, uh,
you can let him
blast a few people
first and then
betray him.
if he doesn't
betray us first.
This is a good
point.
Good Oda?
No, not good Oda.
The star bass.
Um, so, I will say
that, um, I'm, I'm,
Rex, you, you look
at the open crate.
You just see the open
crate.
it's open.
It's full of droid
parts.
Um, roll a knowledge
check on either
knowledge or
perception.
Knowledge is probably
better for you.
Okay.
Um, what do you
work?
Um, it'll be on the
droids.
So I think maybe
education.
Well, I have
warfare.
Warfare.
doesn't that make sense
as a knowledge?
It does, but I
don't know.
I didn't even know
that was a
knowledge.
That must be from
one of the other
books.
Oh, you probably
don't have any
differentiated knowledge
on that anyway.
Uh, I do
actually.
So I'd rather be
education.
No, yeah.
Education for sure.
I just had never
seen warfare before.
You don't have, you
don't have an extra,
you don't have an
extra ability on
warfare.
So I can be
convinced that it's
education.
If you make a story
about why your
education included
droids, flip a
light side point and
say that you used to
be in charge of the
droid manufacturing.
I mean, is that
true?
No, we could just
say that, um, as
part of my, as
part of my early
programming, conditioning
and training, I was
of course educated in
the history of battle
droids as I am
myself, a battle
droid from the
separatist manufacturing
facilities.
Um, so I am very
familiar with these
B1 droid parts.
Okay.
So then I'll say
it's an average check
on your education.
Succeeded with one
advantage.
Okay.
So you see, you can
look at these and
from your knowledge,
you know that, um,
it's the, you knew
that there would be
one there from
separatist forces
that these droids
don't really offer
anything by
themselves.
They're not, you,
they're broken to the
point that they're not
going to be repaired.
Um, but you do
notice that they are,
um, like engineering
units and that there's
probably information you
can get from these
things, but they're,
it's not, it's use for
the droid themselves.
Does that make any
sense?
it's, it's demo,
demo units,
basically.
So you could get more
information about how the
droids work.
Okay.
so whoever is buying,
whoever has purchased
these droids.
Already has a bunch of
them.
Is seeking more
information and knowledge
on battle droids.
And how to control
them?
Or use them?
Possibly.
Yeah.
Um, can you dock with
one?
Like once like head unit?
Yeah, I can attempt
that.
Um, I can attempt to
access his memory banks
provided they are not
corrupted.
Would this be a
computer's check tiger?
Yeah.
I would say that
that's hard.
There's hard.
Um,
okay.
Check.
Okay.
There,
uh,
there's a lot of
engineering
information within these
droids because their
parts,
they're unlocked like a
consumer or like one that
was from the field would
not be so open,
but this one is
particularly open in that
you can see exactly how
it was built.
And if you wanted to,
it would be a really good
unit to reverse engineer.
Um,
so that,
um,
yeah,
you can manufacture your
own from scratch.
Um,
interesting.
Okay.
Yes,
I do believe,
I do believe I understand
what Timo's game is with
these parts.
Um,
he,
it is also an intelligent
play.
He does not seek to buy
an army of B1 battle
droids as that would be,
I think,
a very difficult maneuver to
accomplish even for him
in total secrecy.
instead it would appear to
me that Timo's game is
one of,
uh,
manufacture.
He seeks to,
um,
if my hunch is correct,
based on the information
held within these droids,
he seeks to start his own
manufacturing capability
for B1 battle droids.
And potentially,
actually,
you know,
from there he could take
it in a lot of different
places.
He could upgrade them,
uh,
make them even more,
uh,
efficient murder machines
than they already are.
Do you think that's enough
to convince Starbass?
I mean,
it depends on how
convincing I am,
I suppose.
Um,
but the information
certainly is here.
We,
uh,
we could definitely try
to tell him.
Sure.
All right.
Mac,
call him back here.
Starbass!
Can anyone hear me?
Hello?
Is this thing on?
I thought,
of course,
now it's off.
Hello?
Hello,
is there anybody there?
Hello?
Who is this?
This is Max Skyblade.
Diplomat?
Or Smuglord?
The Smuglord.
Oh,
I've heard about you.
I'm the most diplomatic
Smuglord you've ever heard of.
How did you get my number?
My friend Sarn
gave it to me.
He wants to,
he would like to speak to you
one last time.
We have more convincing evidence
for you.
Sarn?
Who is that?
Sarn,
what?
the Twi'lek man woman.
The Twi'lek,
the Twi'lek you spoke to earlier today.
Oh,
the Twi'lek,
the man woman?
He didn't even get his name?
No,
he never introduced himself.
but,
he did throw a glass
directly into my forehead.
You don't want it to me,
too.
All right,
fair's fair.
Wow,
you guys have weird customs.
It sounds like a fun time
earlier today.
But guess what?
Now I'm here,
and,
uh,
I think we have,
uh,
some compelling evidence
for the conversation
you guys were having earlier
about a certain
hut.
Okay.
Hut.
Oh,
all right.
All right.
Hey,
you're cut out.
I can't hear you.
I,
I didn't say anything.
Oh,
you look like you did.
I said all right.
You look like your mouth was.
Oh,
oh,
no.
It probably was,
but.
Okay.
Invite him down.
Please come on down.
Maybe we'll have snacks.
That's the price is right.
All right.
Let me,
let me finish up this,
this sale here to this young gentleman
who wants to buy some real.
You have a real good time with your gentleman
right there.
Tell him to buy some real too.
Uh,
Sarn would like your finest real.
If you don't,
if you have any,
uh,
you know,
laying around,
you know,
we would,
you know,
he's a,
he's a pretty good customer.
He hit me with a glass
and he chipped me down to 250 credits.
If he wants to pay for it,
I'll bring him some more real.
Fair enough.
We'll negotiate.
Maybe.
He'll pay.
God damn it.
Heck.
You negotiate way too much.
Can't you just accept things at price value?
No.
Bounty hunter.
I mean,
you're yeah.
Bounty hunter,
not bargain hunter.
What's the difference?
All right.
So you're going to have a couple of minutes before,
before he shows up.
All right.
Can you try to open up this other more important crate?
Sure.
What was it?
An easy computers check?
Um,
I believe so.
Yes.
Um,
yeah.
Sure.
I succeeded.
Oh,
what were you doing?
Opening the other crate that,
uh,
Sarn failed to open earlier.
Okay.
Anything in there?
You open it up and inside there are B1 battle droid parts.
This looks compelling as much as the last one.
It promised me this was the more important one in the lie that I made up.
Oh God.
We got to come up with a better lie than this guys.
Do you guys don't have much time?
Can we search for your house for,
I don't like a first aid kit or something?
What am I doing?
You,
I want to search the warehouse for like a first aid kit.
You can,
why?
Oh,
damn it.
What?
Oh,
shut up.
Why do you want a first aid kit?
So I can heal myself.
Is that really important right now?
Yes.
So we get into battle and have damage Mac.
Why are we going into battle?
I'm not saying we're going to,
but we have been in battle and I got damage.
I want to look for a Stimpak.
Um,
that's a perception check.
I think,
right?
Yeah.
You do a perception check.
Average.
Hard.
One success,
one threat.
Um,
you are successful in searching the warehouse,
uh,
but there,
there are,
there are no health packs in a warehouse.
So wait,
so is the lucky guess near this warehouse that we're at?
Yeah.
It's still,
it's still at the,
um,
it's still at the,
the landing bay.
Cause this is landing bay.
All right.
This is a warehouse that's attached to it or something.
Yeah.
It's like right next to it.
All right.
Can I call the,
the,
the siblings then?
Um,
if they'll take your call.
Okay.
Um,
siblings,
I don't know their names.
Um,
siblings,
biological specimens that are related.
Um,
twins,
they are,
they're wax and Orpah.
What?
You're failing on the episodes over here.
Wex and or Orpah.
I'm failing on the episodes.
Yeah.
Cause there's no,
there's no,
like,
uh,
it just says episode 13.
Call me,
text the clerk and it's empty.
Oh yeah.
I didn't update the ones in here because I've been up,
updating them on notion.
Oh,
okay.
So I did not do it here too.
I was going to look for their names.
So I can be like,
well,
their names are this.
Their names are in the notion though.
Come in,
Wex.
Come in Orpah.
Hello,
this is Wex.
Hello,
Wex.
I need,
can you,
who are you?
This is Rex.
Rex.
Rex seven eight.
One of the droids that you've been tasked with transporting by Duke,
by the Duke.
Oh,
I remember you guys just kind of ran out of the ship.
Yes.
As soon as you got there,
you guys just kind of left us here.
Yep.
We're not friends.
Anyway,
I need the shipping.
Hello.
Is this,
is this those guys from earlier?
Is that Twi'lek with them?
Yes.
He misses you very much.
Does he?
They miss you.
Does he miss me?
Yes.
Well,
hello.
He still has,
he still has many rude gestures for you.
How can I help you?
Well,
Rex is on the interlink.
I'm just sitting there like dry hump in the air.
Please describe the gesture to me that he's doing.
You said he's got some gestures for me.
No,
no one said that.
Oh,
it is a,
it is a biological maneuver that involves thrusting.
I think it represents fornication.
Uh-huh.
For me.
Uh-huh.
You are still embarrassed in Rx.
Um,
anyway.
My parents are off at the prom.
I need,
the space prom.
keep describing it,
Rx.
This is great.
I need,
I need the shipping manifests for the lucky guests for this trip.
Uh,
yeah,
I can,
we can give you the,
the shipping manifest.
I mean,
I can just tell you.
The real shipping manifest,
not the cover story.
Um,
well that,
we don't write that kind of stuff down.
We have it memorized.
Well,
I mean,
I don't memorize it,
but it's,
it's not something that we want a paper trail of,
you see.
Well,
you don't have to write it down.
I just need to know what it is.
Oh,
what is it?
Yes.
It's B1 battle droid parts.
That's it.
That's the only thing.
Yes,
that's what we're,
that's what we're trading over to,
uh,
Timo.
I mean,
we're supposed to be delivering,
we're supposed to be delivering them,
uh,
tomorrow night.
So,
so it's just crates and crates,
all the crates.
Or all that B1 battle droid parts.
Yeah.
What's he laughing about?
Okay.
Well,
thanks.
Wex makes an,
I've got my eyes on your gesture.
And sorry,
responds with a lick and beef.
Yeah.
So,
so,
so Wex comes back on,
on the com.
Yeah.
we're supposed to be delivering those crates over to,
to Jabba tomorrow night.
I mean,
they just sit in the warehouse for like,
for like a night.
And then,
right.
Jabba.
I'm sorry.
Timo.
Yeah.
Oh,
okay.
That is not helpful.
Thank you.
Bye.
Whoa.
Hey,
why did,
why did you call?
because I had,
I had a hunch about what Timo was going to use these parts for,
but your information contradicts my hunch.
I am disappointed.
All right.
Can you meet us at the warehouse?
Wex or Orpah?
Wex,
I mean,
mostly Orpah,
but Wex can come too.
Well,
Orpah's not coming by herself.
I can tell you that.
You give off,
you give off a vibe.
I believe she enjoys it.
Ah.
You hear her say on the,
Yeah,
I mean,
we're just,
we're just sitting on the ship.
We'll,
we'll come down there,
but I'm not sending my sister out there by herself.
I mean,
I just met you guys.
All right.
So they're,
they're right there.
So,
um,
they'll,
they'll come out.
Now I'm going to find them.
Well,
I'm hoping that one,
you know,
and I'm talking,
uh,
talking aside to Max and Rex,
I'm hoping that one,
they can help if shit hits the fan.
Two,
maybe they can help convince,
convince,
uh,
start,
the,
often,
three,
the girl's a good looker.
Yeah,
I think she wants me.
I,
I thought she looked,
no,
what the hell?
looked at me,
but you know,
don't take that tone with me.
Let's have some,
bigger.
Gesture her if you seek to win her breeding.
Oh,
I'm going to give her a few rude gestures.
All right.
So they come,
they come down the stairs and,
uh,
meet you guys.
Um,
uh,
yeah.
what,
what did you guys want?
Um,
well,
like I said,
these are B1 parts.
We're delivering them to Teemo.
Um,
right,
right.
But the B1 part,
but the B1 parts that he has mostly collected in crate to be over there are largely not,
would never be able to be reconstructed as functional battle droids,
especially as those that would see battle.
They are,
however,
excellent cases of unlocked,
um,
uh,
internal data,
which includes schematics and other necessary information required to,
um,
manufacture the parts on one's own and then therefore create,
uh,
fully functional battle droids.
My hope was then this would be a much more convincing argument if there weren't just a bunch of other junk parts that Teemo doesn't even need in the other crates.
And other things that might help him start manufacturing.
You know,
they don't tell me everything that's going on when I'm delivering things.
Uh,
but I'm following what you're saying.
And so it sounds like perhaps Teemo.
who are you?
What am I talking to?
I'm wax.
I'm talking now.
Uh,
this is not a Texas accent.
Just so you know.
Okay,
Starbass.
I am not Starbass.
This is a wax accent.
Also,
who is Starbass?
Don't worry about it.
And at that minute,
uh,
Starbass shows up.
This is Starbass.
What perfect timing.
You were just asking me who he was.
There he is.
That's him.
He's right there.
No,
Starbass.
Never heard of him.
What?
I don't know.
Wex does not know.
Wex,
who now talks in the third person.
Uh,
Wex does not know Starbass.
He's a low level drug dealer.
I hear on Tatooine,
who works for Teemo.
Who are you calling low level?
Why would you have heard of him?
You.
I am calling you a low level drug dealer.
Well,
I am not low level.
I will let you know that I am the highest earner in that cantina there.
All right.
He's a high level drug dealer for Teemo the Hut here on Tatooine.
Well,
I wouldn't say high level,
but I ain't low level neither.
He's a medium level drug dealer for Teemo the Hut here on Tatooine.
Okay.
What?
Well,
this is Wex again.
I,
I don't,
so you guys came down here and then went to buy drugs?
Uh,
well,
no,
uh,
this is,
this is one of our,
uh,
this is our only potential lead on a route into Teemo's palace.
So,
all right,
let me get this straight.
B1s,
do you think that they're designed B1s?
So he's probably building his own droids.
That's interesting because really they're supposed to,
who's talking now?
This is Wex.
That,
hmm,
that's going to put me out of business.
That's for sure.
If he's not trading anymore and he's building his own,
uh,
huh?
There is no other,
there is,
the probability of this being the case is high 96.7%.
Uh,
due to the fact that these parts would have absolutely zero other function.
Right.
And then,
um,
what the hell was that?
Was that Craig?
There are no frogs on Tatooine?
Um,
um,
Starbass
speaks up.
Um,
well,
I thought you guys were trying to get in Timo's.
Yeah,
we are.
Yeah,
we are.
Yeah.
Uh,
well,
aren't you delivering these boxes to Timo?
he's right guys.
Yeah,
we're,
we're delivering those boxes to Timo.
That's what I told you.
Well,
you didn't hear it from me.
Uh,
but those boxes being big enough to carry B1 droids might be big enough to carry a Twi'lek,
a different droid,
and a human.
But,
that's just me.
What,
what human do you think?
We just stand out looking at each other sheepishly.
Oh,
God.
Never occurred to any of us.
I thought about it,
but I just didn't want to make sure you guys,
I didn't want to make you guys look so dumb.
I didn't think he'd be like bringing the crates into his palace.
I told you,
this is Wex,
I said we were going to bring these to Timo tomorrow night.
I thought he was just going to take delivery of them in a warehouse somewhere.
Like this one.
Yeah,
the warehouse in his palace.
Well,
that was not very clear.
Yeah.
Well,
thanks again for nothing.
All right.
Well,
what about me?
I'm the one that gave you the idea,
even though he's my boss,
and now I've really put myself at risk here.
I'm pulling out.
I want to pull RX and Mac aside again.
We can bring the siblings if you want to,
but
away from Starbass?
No,
just the chick.
We push the other one back and bring the chick.
Oh,
no,
I'm coming with.
What?
All right.
Yeah.
I guess,
I guess you're going to kill him.
We got to kill him.
He's out.
What?
Either that,
or we bring him,
we see if this convinces him,
or we bring him along for extra weapons,
extra arms,
you know,
extra help.
I don't know.
Because he can just go right there and tell,
tell him of this and get more money and more real business.
Maybe.
I mean,
Jabba runs a much bigger real ring than Timo,
I'm sure.
So if he is able to use this to ingratiate himself with Jabba,
there's definitely motivation for him.
Either way.
Depends on how big of a dreamer he is.
If he dreams big,
he'll help us.
If he dreams small,
he won't.
We just gave him evidence.
As you,
as you say that,
you all,
you all look over at,
um,
at Starbass,
and he's got both of his fingers in his nostrils.
Different nostrils.
What's he doing?
He's just really getting in there.
Right after you said,
if he,
if he thinks small,
or if he thinks big.
Hmm.
He's got to think pretty small now.
I mean,
look at this stupid face.
Turn this on.
All right.
Yeah,
we have to kill him.
Mac,
are you going to have any issue with this?
Wait,
where are his nostrils exactly?
Because I'm looking at his face.
I don't know where they are.
Uh,
they're,
they're in his face.
Okay.
So he's just got two fingers placed somewhere in his face.
Just,
yes.
Yes.
Like,
in his,
in his nose area.
Have you seen his nose area?
It's a fucking butt.
Yeah,
he's picking his butt face.
His butt nose.
All right.
He's got two fingers in his butt nose.
All right.
Yeah,
he's,
he's really,
he's really getting in there,
like,
finger blasting his,
his butt face.
That's so gross.
All right.
This guy does not think of the big picture.
He gave us a three night.
That's what I was trying to get.
I know.
Uh,
Mac,
do you have any issue if we have,
if we have to kill him to keep our secrets safe?
You really think he's going to,
he's going to turn on us?
Yes,
absolutely.
A hundred percent.
Okay.
So you good with us killing him,
Mac?
I guess.
As long as,
you know,
you guys are certain,
because I don't want to be killing nobody with,
uh,
with up due cause.
He's a drug dealer.
He's ruined,
he's ruined thousands of lives.
You know what?
I,
you know,
I killed a drug dealer before and you guys gave me so much shit for ages about that.
I never gave you any shit.
I gave you shit about it.
says God.
You guys are the God that I believe in.
I believe in a,
a tan mustachioed God.
I,
I never gave you shit for killing the drug dealer.
I was quite proud of you.
In fact.
Okay.
So you're,
you're,
you're with us on this Mac.
I don't know.
All right.
Well,
you don't have a choice.
I start walking up to star bass.
That's not a no.
It's not a no.
No,
no.
I don't know.
I start walking up to star bass.
I get very close to him.
And I just put my gun into his butt face.
Whoa.
And I go,
you come from California.
It's based California.
No,
it's California is adjacent to Texas.
Yeah.
It's not.
Wow.
It's you.
You knew it.
Whoa.
And I pull the trigger.
Oh my God.
I mean,
you're going to,
you're still going to have to roll initiative on that.
Even though it's a surprise,
it's a surprise attack.
You're not allowed to just attack people in this universe.
No,
no,
you can't just attack.
You can.
You'll get retaliation from people.
Yes.
Well,
the thing is,
is that we need to determine whether or not he beats him at the draw.
Even though he was picking his nose and not paying attention at all.
No,
you like walk straight into his face.
Like you guys were away far enough where he couldn't hear you talking.
Then you walked towards him.
He doesn't think Sarn,
he doesn't think Sarn knows him.
It's going to put a gun in his face.
He's a drug.
He's a drug dealer.
Okay.
So he's on guard all the time.
I got you.
Fair enough.
And so,
can you start the,
yeah.
So the encounter I've got started over here.
It's,
it's gotta be cool.
Cause I know it's coming,
right?
You are cool.
Um,
star bass is vigilance.
That is really bad.
Yeah.
0.01.
That's about as bad as it gets.
That is as bad as it gets.
I guess we don't really know if there's a lower one.
0.01.
Well,
I'm not able to roll this.
Why don't I did not,
I didn't put you in there yet.
Oh,
fuck.
You guys really will need to save me.
I wish this warehouse had a first aid kit.
Um,
yeah,
I feel,
I,
uh,
well,
I guess I can hold the thugs here.
So there are vigilance.
Wait,
I have a passive quick strike though.
Uh,
what does it do?
It says add boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against targets.
Oh,
they have not combat checks,
not initiative.
Got it.
Oh,
wait,
are our fun wax fighting too?
Um,
they're in there.
They're not fighting yet.
I imagine I will roll on them.
I guess,
I guess what happens here then is since Mac and RX rolled higher,
it would have to be.
Oh,
it's the highest.
Yeah,
this is confusing.
It's cool.
Um,
I'm just going to remove them for now.
No,
it's,
it's not.
All right.
So it's a PC slot.
You got two PC slots.
Before you get to,
before you get to NP,
until you get to an NPC slot.
so it can be.
Sarn.
Or it can be Mac or NRX.
I think it's a good idea to give it to me.
Yeah.
I mean,
I'm pretty good with my rifle now though.
Mac,
are you going to give him your slot?
Yeah,
there you go.
Hmm?
Are you going to give him your slot or no?
Yeah,
you can give him my slot.
It's fine.
All right,
well,
there you go.
You're going to go first then.
All right.
I don't think,
narratively,
I don't think it's right that I shoot first.
I don't think I want to.
Fair enough.
and that makes,
that makes sense.
That's a part of the game.
If you trade with Sarn,
then you're,
you're shooting after they shoot.
So there you go.
Yeah.
I love shooting defensively.
Yes.
So then I do the quick strike.
Uh,
talent,
which gives me a boost.
for the first,
the first one,
right?
Huh?
Like your first shot against someone who hasn't gone yet.
That's when you get a boost,
right?
Oh yeah.
Unless if I shoot against,
so yeah.
Yeah.
Basically.
You could also aim,
you could,
to get another boost and you could also flip a light side point to do bonus damage.
Well,
I want to see what happens afterwards.
Cause I think that's what it says.
After making a successful attack,
I could add.
You should at least aim.
You should at least aim for another boost.
I get the aim,
then that.
So that's already too strain.
I'm pretty high on strain.
Okay.
Nevermind.
I got nine.
I didn't realize the quick thing was the quick thing was a maneuver.
Is it?
I don't know.
Um,
I think,
I think it would say,
it would say if it's a maneuver.
It's passive.
So that's not a maneuver.
You just automatically do it then.
Okay.
Well then I,
I aim,
and quick strike.
Shit.
Does it have a page number on there?
For what?
Quick strike.
For what?
Quick strike.
It sounds like it's just,
it's just a passive abilities for when he fights,
when he shoots someone who hasn't shot yet.
He gets a boost.
You may draw our hostal and easy.
Oh.
As an incidental.
Yeah.
Well,
you would have to draw.
We haven't really been doing that.
Once.
I also have.
Draw.
Yeah.
I think we should have been doing that.
That it should be a maneuver to draw and then shoot.
But in this case,
you,
you just don't.
An incidental also means that it doesn't count as a maneuver,
right?
Exactly.
But,
but we weren't playing it that it wasn't,
that it was an action before.
You know what I'm saying?
So he gets.
I think we did have our guns out,
but yes,
I agree.
Yeah.
In this case,
had he not had quick draw and I had thought about it,
he should have to take an action to unholster.
Yeah.
Unholster the gun.
And then shoot.
So you wouldn't be able to get to aim and fire.
You could for a,
for a straight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well,
anyway,
you get,
you have quick draw and I guess you get to aim.
Yeah.
So it's a,
it's a boost at short range,
I guess.
I mean,
yeah.
So I got two boosts plus my weapon,
right?
Yes.
Plus.
Whoa.
Why two,
why two boosts?
One for aiming,
one for his passive.
For aiming and one for my passive quick strike.
Oh,
oh,
quick strike gives you a boost.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's only one difficulty because we're close.
Okay.
Can,
uh,
can,
uh,
that sounds right.
Yeah.
I get 12 damage.
Uh,
you know what?
I'm going to flip the light side point for six or for four more damage.
And,
and that's from your new,
that's from my new targeted.
So targeted blow gives you four more damage with the light side point.
Yeah.
It makes that one point to add damage equal to agility to one hit.
Okay.
So that's 16 total.
So 16.
Yeah.
Plus four advantages.
Crit.
So that's a crit.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So,
well,
I think he's going to,
I hope he's going to be dead,
but I don't know.
Yeah.
You,
you,
you blast him pretty dead.
Uh,
can I use my advantages that his brain matters?
Shit.
Just explodes and gets into the eyes of the other.
How do I make him dead?
Remember that is following him around.
No,
no,
why not?
I just allow.
Tony's so,
Tony's so mad that you just,
you just wasted that guy in one shot.
Yeah.
Um,
I don't,
I was trying to figure out how to make that,
make him dead.
Put a ghost over his face.
Oh,
here,
there we go.
Starbass.
Dead.
All right.
Um,
yeah.
Okay,
fine.
Then it would,
it would,
add a setback to their,
their next turn.
Can I pee now?
I guess.
I don't,
I don't know.
Oh,
sorry.
Hold on.
Can I pee now?
Yeah.
Can you?
All right.
So you guys,
you guys killed,
you killed Starbass.
That was easy.
Hey.
We kicked his ass.
Starbass.
Um,
okay.
Okay.
Well,
I guess I'll,
uh,
so it's an,
it's another PC slot.
I'm guessing.
All right.
You're going to take it.
Yeah,
I will draw.
And,
um,
what range am I at?
Tiger,
are we all close?
No,
no,
you guys are at medium.
Sorry,
walked up to Starbass.
Right,
right,
right.
Um,
let's see.
I have,
I have three strain,
right?
Right now.
Yes,
I believe.
All right.
Um,
yeah,
you have three strain.
Okay.
I will.
Are they a,
uh,
are they a minion group?
Are they separate minions?
They're separate.
So there are three of them and they do actually go in that order then?
Yeah.
Okay,
what did I miss?
Nothing.
I'm just making decisions on what I should do.
Um,
all right,
I,
um,
as I,
all right,
I'll take a strain to walk forward into close range as I unholster my weapon.
So,
and I kind of expected this,
so I'm just,
sorry,
I'm one upshot.
I'm,
I just pulled my rifle.
I guess I have it on my back because it's a rifle.
So I pull it out as I'm walking forward into close range.
Um,
for a strain and I won't try to aim because that's two actions already or two maneuvers already.
And I will fire at,
um,
the,
one of the thugs.
It doesn't,
they also do right next to each other.
So.
Yeah.
They're all pretty close.
Um,
all right.
So you're at,
you're at close.
Uh,
yeah,
I should be at close now.
Blaster rifle,
close range.
That should be one difficulty.
I have two yellows,
no boosts.
I should.
Uh,
11 damage.
No critical.
Okay.
And so you do 11 damage to one of these thugs.
Um,
so that would kill him.
Um,
all right.
All right.
Then.
So now it's the aqualish.
One of these other ones,
their,
their turn.
Uh,
yeah.
Yeah.
And then Mac,
right?
Cause we switched.
Yes.
Right.
Um,
so they have a blaster pistol shooting at Sarn,
who is at close.
So that would be one.
Check succeeded doing eight damage at Sarn.
So a soak of four.
Right.
So it would be four.
Four damage.
Wait,
seven.
Didn't I get another soak though?
I,
yeah,
I think I added it already.
I think it's five.
So.
Cause it was four before.
I guess,
I don't know.
I have it at four.
I,
well,
it was four.
Then I bought that extra pet or traded my blaster carbine for the extra padded
armor.
And that added one more soap.
Okay.
So I think it's five now.
All right.
So you have five.
So then you're at three.
Yeah.
So you're at six wound threshold then.
Six wound.
Yeah.
Um,
all right.
The other Aqualish finds some cover behind,
um,
a crate.
And shoots at,
Sarn.
Uh,
let's see.
Weapons.
Um,
it's that close.
So.
I got three.
Another three damage.
So you're at nine.
Oh,
you changed it already.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Uh,
then coming up on Mac.
All right.
Um,
we're in a warehouse,
right?
Yeah.
Can I shoot like a,
like the thing where they're,
see where they're standing.
can I shoot up there and like,
knock down like something to fall on the guy?
Yes.
I don't,
I don't know what the damage is going to be from that.
Um,
yeah,
you can shoot,
shoot at something up there.
All right.
Should I just roll like a normal attack?
Yeah.
I mean,
it's going to be,
let's say it's,
um,
it's going to be average,
but one of the,
one of the difficulties is red.
So one challenge.
Yeah,
that's right.
One challenge.
Did you already change the,
uh,
my,
my rank on that?
Yeah.
Awesome.
All right.
Let's try it.
I don't care.
All right.
So that's seven damage.
So,
um,
let's say,
what did you add that,
that setback dice to their attacks?
Uh,
no,
I don't think so.
I forgot about those.
Um,
so just let it pass,
I guess.
Sorry.
I forgot.
Okay.
Um,
now.
Okay.
So,
so what,
so what happens?
You're successful in shooting at something.
Okay.
I shoot the can,
I shoot the canister and it just falls on one of them,
on one of them.
Um,
okay.
Uh,
it explodes and it causes dust.
And that's what my advantages are.
Is that it kind of like maybe helps block view for shooting or kind of like covers them in smoke.
Would that be believable?
Yeah.
Yeah,
for sure.
It's kind of like it just gets dust in the air from shooting.
Okay.
Oh,
Brian's pissed about it.
And since I got my goggles on.
Just kidding with you,
bud.
The dust doesn't affect me.
Okay.
Well,
it doesn't get in your eyes.
Yeah.
But you're wearing the goggles,
right?
Yeah.
All right.
So one fell on one.
Does it,
did it kill him or does it just knock them?
Does it incapacitate them?
Um,
yeah,
let's say it,
it,
it's pinned down one of them.
So there's,
they're stuck underneath it.
So he's not,
no,
just,
just the one.
He's on his,
he's on his back and he's pinned by,
um,
a part of like some,
some of the structure that you had shut down.
All right.
Do you guys want me to go next or do you want Mac to go again?
You can go again.
Okay.
I should go on.
It's not pinned down.
Okay.
So you're still at close range then?
Yeah.
I guess I'll aim too.
Cause when.
Okay.
13.
Yeah.
He's dead.
Yeah.
So he's dead.
I don't even know what to use my advantages on.
The other guy,
the,
the other one is so horrified as to his buddies,
just blown apart body that he can't really focus on his next shot.
Okay.
I don't think he's going to be shooting at much of us anyway.
He's buried under a bunch of metal.
Cause you can fail on your shot.
He's buried under a bunch of metal.
I don't think he's going to be shooting us either way.
Well,
let's find out.
Um,
um,
so now it's,
it's,
it's another PC slot.
Yeah.
Mine.
Um,
I mean,
it could be,
what's the,
so I'm looking at the guy.
What's his situation right now?
Is he still holding his gun?
Is he,
yeah,
he's still got,
he's still got his gun.
He's laying on his back.
I mean,
you guys are within short range.
Does he have an angle?
Does he have an angle on us?
Um,
he would be shooting.
He would be shooting over his head behind him.
So he has an angle.
He can reach and shoot at you.
He would be set back for sure.
Um,
all right.
Well,
I say to him,
throw down your weapon or be destroyed.
Um,
he yells back at you in some language you don't understand.
Wait,
what me?
I know.
I definitely know that language.
Um,
yes,
but it's a weird,
like hillbilly dialect.
Uh,
Rex,
so you get that.
I mean,
you notice from what he's saying,
it's,
it's not,
yes,
that he doesn't want to surrender his,
uh,
surrender his life.
All right.
Well then I just shoot him,
I guess.
Okay.
Uh,
I'm going to flip a dark side point and say that your,
um,
your blaster is jammed.
That seems like a lot for a dark side point,
but okay.
Uh,
it's,
it's an example I've heard before.
Uh,
all right.
Well,
uh,
stupid thing.
All right.
Um,
calm down.
So at close range,
he's,
he's going to shoot.
He's going to have two setback dice on it.
Um,
towards,
towards Sarn and RX.
Well,
Sarn,
I'll say,
um,
close.
Yeah,
you guys are close.
Like he would never hit Mac,
but you guys are within close range.
And it's two setbacks.
Can we flip,
can we flip the light side point and say his,
his guns jammed?
His,
his failed.
His failed.
No,
you cannot.
Um,
so he failed.
And then that brings up Mac Mac.
All right.
There's one left.
And there's one left.
All right.
So I hide.
John,
by next turn,
I'm going to give it to Mac so he can hide even farther.
No,
he has to go at least once in the turn.
Uh,
so I maneuver and I'm hiding behind a,
uh,
behind a thing.
And then I,
and I,
then I shoot.
All right.
Um,
so it's,
it's too difficult because you're still at medium range.
All right.
Anything else?
No.
I missed.
Fuck.
He was sitting there like a fish in a barrel.
Yeah.
I don't know why you need to get covered.
That guy can't hit shit right now.
He can't hit the front side of a barn.
Well,
you know,
I couldn't hit Saren.
Just knowing me,
I'm as big as a barn.
Well,
he's also,
you're sorry.
He's going to keep shooting Saren as long as he keeps shooting.
Yeah,
but it's my turn next.
Yeah,
it is.
I'm just going to shoot him in the face.
Um,
it's,
I mean,
it's still a shot.
I mean,
you still have to make the shot.
It's easy,
but it's still a shot.
Who,
me?
No.
I was confused.
Um,
he is dead.
Yeah,
you,
you shot him as he laid pinned and,
um,
killed him.
So,
I feel like that was a really cool moment I missed out on.
Uh,
no,
on what?
Saying something before he,
I shot him.
You can still,
you can still fill it in.
Okay.
I walk up to him.
I go,
well,
cause I'm already close,
right?
Yeah.
You're very close.
I'm going,
do you feel lucky punk?
That my gun won't jam.
Uh,
and he speaks back at you angrily in a hillbilly accent of a language you don't understand.
And then I pull the trigger before he finishes the sentence.
Okay.
Uh,
and he's turned to mist.
Blood mist.
Space mist.
It's a laser.
It's probably instantly cauterized.
It's probably much more like ash.
Yeah.
I mean,
I feel like you guys have missed,
mystified people before.
Mostly just heads.
Ashified.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I go through,
um,
star,
star basses,
uh,
pockets?
Yeah.
I go through star basses pockets.
Uh huh.
And I go,
I go check on the siblings to see if they're harmed.
Um,
they seem mostly unharmed.
Um,
they were hiding as is the smuggler code.
Are you harmed?
Are you injured?
No.
You guys just started shooting him.
Yes.
This is the way.
Uh,
what's my difficulty by the way?
Uh,
let's say it's,
um,
average.
I mean,
he's dead though.
Yeah,
but.
Tony doesn't want to make things easy.
He thinks it's too easy for us.
I mean,
how much can you really fight back on at this point?
I mean,
you don't know of all his folds.
Fine.
I succeeded.
All right.
And,
and a threat.
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
you,
you found on his body,
um,
the other half of the tube he sold you.
Of real.
That's my threat.
No,
that's the,
what you found.
All right.
I'll,
I'll take it.
Um,
the threat is,
is that it's a weird color.
I mean,
it's a,
it's a slightly unusual color for real.
Okay.
But do I get my money back?
No.
He doesn't,
he doesn't just keep all his money on him.
I check his,
he's got to check his,
all right.
Probably.
You want to,
you want to roll another,
you want to roll another perception check on his,
on his face,
but,
his face,
but for my money.
And what's hard?
No,
not for your money.
Hard for your money.
Better face,
but for your money.
I failed.
Failed.
Okay.
And then two threats and you pull out and each one of your two fingers are the
biggest,
biggest boogers that you've ever seen in your life.
I'm pretty sure his face doesn't exist anymore,
but okay.
All right.
I guess it doesn't.
You did mystify his face.
Um,
then you couldn't have checked his butt face.
So that didn't happen.
Then you checked the button and you found two boogers.
Two boogers in his butt?
Yes.
Butt boogers.
All right.
I don't,
can I wipe it?
I'm one of the other guys' clothes.
Okay.
Does it come off?
Uh,
yeah.
Yeah.
The butt boogers come off on the other headless.
Aqualus.
Another headless corpse.
You guys are,
you guys are in a warehouse with,
with four headless corpses.
Mm.
No,
no,
that's not true.
One of them was not headless.
Did one of them die from being crushed by stairs?
One of them.
No,
I just shot one.
I just shot one without blowing his head off.
Oh.
Um,
Okay.
Um,
there's at least one with a head.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway.
Um,
all right.
So I was like,
all right,
well,
we need to get rid of these bodies.
Do we?
I think we just leave.
Well,
the crates are here.
Yeah,
toss them in the crates.
We'll get going.
Well,
we're going in the crates.
Oh.
He still doesn't get it.
The crates are like a Trojan horse.
What are we doing?
We're hiding in these crates,
and then they're going to take us into Jabba's palace.
Then why am I wearing a cloak?
Because you think it's fashionable.
Over your daughter.
Also,
you do have,
you do have a quite a bit of layers going on,
because you're wearing a cloak over a buster.
Over Dash Rendar's clothes.
I thought it was supposed to be a fucking,
I thought it was supposed to be a disguise.
What the hell?
Oh,
hey,
Mac,
or not Mac,
RX,
do you still have your ability to heal?
Or is that gone now?
I can't remember.
No,
I can heal.
Can you heal me before we jump in there a little bit?
I still have a medicine check,
I think.
Um,
yeah.
Okay.
Now that it's,
now that the action has died down.
I can do it like once per encounter,
I think,
something like that.
Uh,
once after an encounter,
I think.
Uh,
maybe,
I don't remember what it is,
but yes,
I think you can do one medicine check.
Are you,
are you more than half of your wounds?
Yes.
Uh,
so that's a heart,
I think.
Medical care is based on,
I got five left.
Sorry,
three left,
I got three left.
It's a heart check.
Current wounds equal more than half.
It's an average check.
Nevermind then,
nice.
And,
um,
oh,
I failed,
sorry,
bud.
Ugh.
Is there a threat?
Uh,
I got three,
I got three advantages.
Can I reduce one of his stresses?
Yes.
Okay.
An amount of strain equal to the number of advantages rolled.
Oh.
Oh,
nice.
Three strain,
yeah,
nice.
Oh,
great.
Uh,
okay,
could Mac,
Mac,
Mac does,
is hurt.
Um,
I'm going to attempt to heal Mac then.
All right,
go ahead.
I don't know how Mac,
I don't know Mac,
how Mac is hurt.
Uh,
also Mac,
no,
you don't not have more.
So that's like an easy medicine.
That's like an easy medicine check,
right,
tiger?
Yeah.
All right,
there you go.
Four successes and two advantages.
And let me just make sure,
but I think it's.
Either or.
Difficulty.
Character may receive one medicine check each counter.
Based on a successful check,
the target recovers a number of wounds equal to the number of successes.
So you gain four.
Which would be back up to,
or down to,
you have one wound then.
Hey,
do you still have that droid kit,
Siren?
No,
I gave it to the.
Yeah,
you did give it to that little guy.
All right,
nevermind.
For your carapace.
I do have.
Yeah.
I do have a.
Um,
a stim pack.
I want to use though.
A stimmy?
Stimmy.
Yeah.
Stimmy.
I'm at five then.
Hey tiger,
can I try a makeshift repair with a B five parts to repair?
I don't know.
One wound.
Uh,
let me see what.
Cause there was something in here about.
Is there like a MacGyver?
Is there like a MacGyver rule?
Well,
like he's already done before.
Yes,
but I wanted to change how you did it from before.
Yeah.
Tiger already said that he wanted to do it differently next time.
So.
I feel like the way we should do it is,
is if to do a medicine.
Cause I think a medicine check even.
No,
no,
no.
It's mechanics check on,
on a droid.
As if it were like medical care.
I was taking it as even,
I was going to go even simpler than that because I think that would allow me
technically if I roll well to heal more.
I was just saying like,
if it's,
if it's any amount of successes,
it's one wound.
And if it's nothing,
it's not.
Well,
no,
no.
Because it increases if you're doing it on yourself.
Yeah.
Then it increases the difficulty of the,
of the check by two.
Okay.
So it's for difficulty.
No,
it would,
it would sense your,
are you more than half?
Oh,
I close.
I'm at half.
You're at half.
Okay.
Equal half or less.
So yeah,
it would be easy.
Plus two would be hard.
And you can have a boost for having the droid parts.
Wait,
what droid parts?
Oh,
the B2 droids?
The B5 droids.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um,
so they're unused.
They're unusable though.
Like,
it's just like armor paneling to patch a hole.
I'm not like trying to replace.
All right,
then you can have a boost then.
I can do it all without a boost.
Okay.
One success.
That's all.
All right.
So that would be two strain and,
and one,
um,
one health.
Yeah.
One wound.
Cool.
So I'm down to two strain and five health.
Yeah.
We're counting down,
right?
Zero is better.
Right.
Exactly.
Um,
well,
without,
without all said,
um,
I do need to wrap it up today.
Yeah,
no,
I think we're done for today.
Okay.
Cool.
Did you guys see my,
my Emperor Palpatine?
Oh,
that's dope,
dude.
Turn it on.
It's cool.
Dope.
Well,
don't touch it when you turn it on.
It's going to cut your head off.
Hey,
hey,
Oh,
it changes colors.
You guys see for when he's good.
For when he's deflecting lightning from.
Oh.
Have you guys seen,
uh,
have you seen the new lightsabers that Disney's making?
I did see those.
Yeah.
They look amazing.
I think I sent it to you,
Andy,
didn't I?
Gotta look at it,
man.
They're so cool.
They're retractable.
Retract and extend.
Oh,
you can get sent that to me.
How does that work?
Apparently it's like a tape measure with an LED strip,
a motorized tape measure with an LED strip built into it.
Huh?
Um,
it looks so good though.
Cause the LEDs are so bright.
You can't tell what the mechanics is.
And it literally just like comes in and out of the handle.
And it looks just fucking cool.
In the video that I saw,
I guess not to nitpick,
but I am going to nitpick.
It looked like they,
it came out kind of slow,
slower than you might expect.
Yeah.
But I mean,
it's cool.
I think you're,
you have to follow steps before that,
before you get to read lightsabers.
The motor,
they'll be able to motorize it faster.
Like the fact that they even came up with a technology that works in that
form factor and that size is awesome.
Yeah.
Cause they probably have to have a motor that's longitudinal with the handle
that's then turning a small gearbox that then turns like a 90 degree
tape measure roll.
I mean,
like it's complicated.
It actually doesn't,
I mean,
it doesn't sound that complicated.
It sounds kind of obvious.
Maybe it's obvious in retrospect,
but it doesn't seem super complicated.
Yeah.
it also,
it also has to be the right form factor.
And then it also has to like the,
the tape that gets rolled out has to be rigid enough to stay out.
So it's,
it's by far not among the most complicated mechanisms.
And nobody was,
nobody was claiming that it was,
it's a toy.
It is.
It's a toy.
It's a collectible.
This isn't cocoa.
Yeah.
I going,
I have to say it till I believe it.
Okay.
All right.
Convince her that it's a collectible.
All right.
Well,
uh,
good job guys.
Uh,
you killed your new friend,
um,
in one session.
Sorry,
Mac.
Sorry.
We had to kill a person.
Bye guys.
All right.
Bye.
All right.
Bye.
Thank you.