It feels like it took all the Clone Wars stuff,
like the Clone Soldier stuff from Clone Wars,
and just went with that.
Yeah.
But I kind of lean towards more like the Jedi stuff.
Oh.
Did you watch the newest season of Clone Wars?
What?
Did you watch the newest season of the Clone Wars?
No.
No, I got to catch up on it.
Yeah, you should watch that before you watch Bad Badge.
Yeah, I got to watch that.
I got to get on Rubber's, too.
What?
Because it's like a three-episode series arc of Bad Badge.
Oh, that's cool.
So I think that's why they – I don't know if it's why they made it,
but it gives you a little introduction to them before the new show.
That's cool.
I got to check it out.
I got to catch up on all that.
It's one of those I got to just seriously devote some time to doing it.
Yeah, like there's one character in it that –
Although I watched –
I have not watched the last season of Clone Wars, and it's fine.
Yeah, but you get to understand why –
Why –
Oh, shit.
What was his name?
Captain –
It wasn't Rex.
Echo or something is the way he looks.
Oh, he looks like that guy from Best Man.
Sure.
Can you hear the music now, Andy?
Yes.
I can't hear it.
Maybe it's still loading for you.
You can't hear it still?
Nothing's happening for me.
Is it in Foundry or is it in Discord?
In Foundry.
Yeah, nothing's happening.
Andy, did you have to change the setting?
I turned all the global volume controls back up.
I didn't know I touched through.
Oh, I see it up here.
You might have.
Do you see the little music note in the top right?
Music note?
No, I didn't.
No, nothing.
I didn't –
They're all like halfway in full.
I turned them all up just to be safe.
I don't know.
Well, because I'm about to play the intro music.
Oh, here I got the ambient music gauge of vampire music on.
Oh.
Yeah, that's what's playing.
Oh, I –
Yeah, I can hear that.
I don't hear like the lead-in track.
No, it's not.
It's not playing it.
It's that great symphony.
It's an excellent symphony.
I definitely wasn't being sarcastic.
I felt that there's not even a video.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
There's nothing I could do about you.
Wendy's first –
All right.
There we go.
Bring you back over here.
Let's listen to it three or four more times.
I didn't hear anything again.
I didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything?
I didn't see or hear anything.
All right.
Wendy's internet.
You're staying in –
Why can't I –
Down to the beach I'm strolling.
Nothing.
She goes.
Don't get my head.
Not fun.
I said, she goes.
Stop it now.
The only reason I knew him was going was because Brian was dancing.
No other reason for Ryan to dance.
I don't know why you don't –
Why I can't pull you into scenes.
I think maybe because it's –
Maybe because it's loading.
It just takes forever for it to load on your connection.
That's the only thing I can think of.
I'm on the streets.
I'm bloating.
That sounds like a personal problem.
I don't –
I don't have an intro for this week.
Did –
Do you guys read the recap at all?
Do you remember what happened?
Marginal Lake.
Okay.
You talked to –
Well, you killed Starbass.
That's true.
After he gave you a great idea.
I kicked his ass.
You kicked Starbass' ass.
And –
Hear, hear.
Yeah, his goons.
You dragged Wex and Orpah back down to the warehouse.
You threw Thweak's body over into the junkyard.
I think that was a great idea.
Yeah, still do.
Yeah, there's no way that could backfire.
Nope.
And –
That's probably about it.
Other than that racist asshole might get accused of murder.
That's true.
Well, race.
I don't know.
Is droid a race?
I think so, yes.
Okay.
Let's go back to –
Shut up, God.
Worship me!
No one asked your opinion anyway.
You guys are now in the warehouse.
RX has healed Sarn and Mac.
Although –
No, he did not heal me.
Yeah, I failed.
He failed.
No, no, no.
Yeah, but he healed some strain.
Yeah.
It's true.
Okay.
And I think that's where we'll start.
Light side points?
Destiny points?
Oh, let's do that.
Good idea.
Okay.
See, can I send that to everyone?
Yep.
I got it.
Okay.
Damn it.
Oh, boy.
Well, thank you, Boo.
Oh, thank you, Game Man.
Oh, so it's even.
God damn it.
And God.
Thank you, God.
First time you've ever said that.
No, no, no, no.
No, it is not.
Just about you, but yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I think you guys are starting to cool off after having killed Starbass.
You also pinned two of his goons underneath this balcony.
No, I thought it was just one.
Well, one of them, only one mattered, I think.
Oh, maybe one died immediately?
Yeah, something like that.
Well, they're both dead.
They're both dead, but one, like, lingered for a while and took some pot shots.
That's right.
Yeah, but it didn't hit anyone.
Right.
That's why I said pot shots.
Oh, is that what a pot shot is?
I thought it was, like, a little hit on someone.
It's, like, an inconsequential shot.
All right.
Well, here I thought I wasn't going to learn anything tonight.
You're welcome.
That's Professor Dance to you.
Is that what Rx said?
Wait, wait, what?
Who's Dance?
Okay.
You guys are regrouping after having, um, after the battle.
All right, guys, let's regroup.
Ah, what a battle.
That was a massacre.
Is that how you guys always respond to things?
Yes.
We are.
We do have a streak of murder hoboing, unfortunately.
What does that mean?
It means we kill a lot.
Oh.
I mean, in defense, in our defense, we kill in our defense.
I look at Orpah as I wipe the blood off my face.
Oh, I am.
That makes me very scared.
Oh.
It was supposed to do the opposite.
It was supposed to turn you on.
What are you thinking, Sarn?
You think that's what's going to happen?
You're covered in blood?
Of a...
What was Starmaskin?
I...
An ass face?
I protected her.
Has there ever been any indication to the contrary that Sarn really has zero people skills?
Interpersonal skills?
Yeah, I'm a pretty good dancer.
Mac.
Mark.
Wait, are you?
I agree with that.
I was before the Robotoe.
I think you're even better now with the Robotoe.
It adds a flair to your move stuff.
To your move stuff?
If flair means stumbling and falling over, then affirmative.
What do you know about dancing?
If it doesn't have anything to do with murder, let's just admit that you don't know anything about it.
I have observed many dances in my time.
Generally, it is the response to gunfire at the feet.
Are we just going to sit around here and talk about dancing?
Who are you?
Who is that guy that you guys just blasted?
Who's talking right now?
He doesn't matter anymore.
This is Wex.
I matter.
I thought you were Sutter.
No, that was Starbass.
I thought you and Starbass were both Sutter.
No, sometimes I am, but usually I'm not.
Oh.
I just talk lower than my sister, but basically in the same voice.
Makes sense.
You are siblings.
We are.
Okay, so I suppose we just go hide in one of these crates and get taken off to Jabba's, yeah?
Yes.
We're supposed to deliver one of these boxes there for evaluation of these parts.
So we can probably get in through the load, the cargo hold in the back of the palace.
Okay.
Well, can I like display a map using a droid, like the thing R2-D2 has to display holograms?
Do I have one of those?
Can I have one of those?
Sure.
And you used to work for Teemo, so...
Well, so we found a map somewhere because we were looking at a map at least.
You showed us a map, I remember.
I showed you a map because you know of Teemo.
Oh, I see.
Could I display a holographic version of the map?
Yeah.
On the floor?
Cool.
All right, here we go, guys.
Andy still has not been pulled in yet.
Ah, that's fine.
Sarn doesn't actually...
Sarn, all you need to know is that we'll be blasting.
Yeah, just tell me where to point the gun.
Away from me.
Okay.
So don't use you as a shield?
That should be acceptable.
I mean, you're metal.
I am.
Shields are made all metal.
This is true.
If necessary, I may be used as a shield.
I've done it before.
Okay.
Good to know.
You're great.
For you.
I've done it for you.
No, actually, no.
Sorry.
You were the shield.
I was the shield.
Yep.
We've all been a shield at one point in time.
Mostly sorry.
That's what makes us such a great team.
You use anything possible as a shield.
Listen, this is all very interesting to listen to you guys talk about who used who as a shield
and when.
All right.
Wait, wait.
What are we doing?
Wex, do you have any concept?
I mean, have you dealt with Timo before?
Have you delivered supplies to Timo before?
Yeah, I've brought him things.
Where does he generally receive and inspect his cargo and does he do so in person or does
he do so through proxies?
Well, I don't know that he's going to inspect it at night.
We're just supposed to bring it in because there's less people watching at night.
No, he will not be inspecting it in person.
Or do you think that will just be deposited in the workshop and cargo slash receiving until
morning time?
That sounds about right.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, I'm not usually around for when he's actually going to look at it.
But yeah, that sounds right.
So interesting.
Well, I mean, our options then are to gamble and hope that he does inspect it in person,
therefore waiting in the crate until he opens it and then shooting him.
Or not taking that gamble and just waiting until the box is deposited in the workshop area
and then waiting, sneaking out, killing any guards he might have come up and then trying
to actually find Timo's sleeping chambers or hiding somewhere in the palace and just waiting
for him to come out and then shooting him.
What do you guys think?
I said we get in the box.
Well, yep, that's definitely the plan.
But when do you want to get out of the box?
Once it's dark and once everybody's like, you know, asleep probably.
Okay.
So you know, I'm for the bedroom attack.
Yeah, got you.
Second plan.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You guys are going to you guys are going to try and kill Timo?
No, no, no.
We're just going to go visit him.
No, we're looking for evidence.
That was I misspoke.
Sorry, we kill a lot of people and I just forgot what we were doing here.
Yeah, because people it's code or kill Timo's code word for spy on Timo.
I mean, I do get business from Timo, but you also ought to know that he's going to be very
difficult to kill on his own, let alone with all his guards.
Why?
What is he made out of Kevlar?
Or not Kevlar.
What's he made out of?
Best bin?
Best skin?
Best car.
Well, no, but he is a tough thing to kill.
I mean, you don't become a crime lord.
I don't know.
I heard that.
I heard that a half naked woman once strangled to death.
Are you?
In the future.
No, no, no, it happened somewhere else.
I think you guys are thinking of an event that hasn't happened yet.
I hear it happens all the time, honestly.
Wait.
Really?
I don't think.
Can he fire a weapon with his flipper?
I've seen him shoot people for no reason at all.
Wait, he can hold a gun?
Are you telling me?
How does he hold a gun?
Is he just, like, squeeze it in between folds of fat?
Uh, he has fingers.
Does he?
Oh, yeah.
All right, now I gotta look up Jabba's fingers.
Oh, no, I, uh, let's just say I spent, you know, time looking up Jabba's fingers when
I wanted to know whether or not you could break them.
That's funny.
Oh, you got our number.
It's a research, the research a DM has to do.
Um, um.
He definitely has fingers.
I'll be damned.
That's what I said.
I'll be damned.
Guess what we're breaking.
His tail.
His head.
His side.
Oh, look at those sausage fingers, though.
He has to have, like, a specialty gun to fire.
Are you looking it up right in front of Wex after you guys brought up fingers?
You're looking it up on the holonet?
Yeah.
No.
All right, well.
No, no.
All we gotta do is use one of us as a shield, and then you guys can break his finger.
No, no, no.
We're just trying to find evidence that he's plotting against Jabba so that we can stick
Jabba on him.
Much easier that way.
Okay.
That's not a bad plan.
Jabba won't break his fingers.
Um.
Not a bad plan at all.
Yeah, you're gonna need some evidence, obviously.
Um.
Oh, you're Southern again.
This is fun.
No, that wasn't Southern.
That wasn't.
That was.
Appidence.
Once we get in to the workshop and cargo receiving, we can go right to that communications hub.
And if there's any kind of talk about, you know, battle droids or anything, then we might
be able to find it there.
Probably find them in the workshop.
Uh.
And then we'd be able to communicate that information, like, anonymously write to Jabba through the
communications hub.
Or, or hear me out on this one, we go to the gladiator cells and let them out and let them
help us kill Teemo.
Interesting idea.
I like it.
We'll definitely have to consider all of these options.
Um.
It seems like they are under.
So they're.
What is that?
Yes.
Someone's calling us.
Yeah.
Uh.
As.
As you're talking, there's a beep coming from the fanny pack that RX has.
I found mine.
Oh, you did.
It's a good thing one of your kids didn't eat it.
Yes, that is a good thing.
It's 3D printed.
Although.
Probably be bad.
Yeah.
All right.
So I.
That might be bad.
Just because it's 3D printed.
Not because it's the size of a.
Of like a.
I thought you meant like.
They would.
They would tear it to pieces and eat the little pieces.
Oh.
They could not.
I don't have kids.
I don't realize.
I would.
Just try to.
Just try and swallow.
No.
That's not.
I don't know why that's funny to you.
Um.
I mean.
It's also funny to you.
Okay.
Um.
I'm just picturing a little kid trying to eat it.
I'm picturing dead kid.
It's like.
Oh.
Uncomfortable.
This is making you.
Oh.
Mom and dad are never going to have grandchildren.
No.
Um.
They will be short.
Even if they do.
I assume you have some sort of fanny pack holding your various trinkets.
No.
I just have like.
I don't know.
Like.
Compartments in my.
In my chassis.
So.
So your fanny compartment.
Is ringing.
I pull out the thing that's ringing.
Okay.
Um.
The thing that is ringing.
Ringing.
Is.
Thweek's communicator.
Sure.
Okay.
So.
I.
Answer it in.
Whatever language.
Thweek speaks.
Uh.
Thweek speaks.
Thweekish.
I don't know what Thweek speaks.
Speaks.
That's a good question.
It was like.
It was like a whispery language.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
The whistling.
Right.
I knew that.
What.
What are you saying to him?
Um.
What do you want?
That's what I say.
Ba da da da da da da da.
Wait.
That's not.
That's what you said.
Do I recognize his language?
Yes.
It's Hatties.
Okay.
Um.
So if I recognize the language.
What is it saying?
Uh.
He's saying.
Thweek.
Are you there?
Um.
I.
I respond.
This is Thweek's medical droid.
He is currently.
Uh.
He is currently in a back to tank.
What do you want?
La la la la la la la la la la la la.
This is Timo.
And he needs to speak to Thweek.
Thank you.
Guys.
I'm talking to Timo.
I'm like covering it.
Um.
Because you can cover it like a phone.
I'm assuming.
Picture's an off switch.
No.
That's fine.
I'm covering it better.
It's always on.
As.
As Mac has demonstrated.
Uh.
Guys.
Timo.
I'm talking to the Timo right now.
The Timo?
I'm talking to Timo right now.
Yes.
The Timo.
The Hatties himself.
The fat ass.
Ask him what he wants.
Pretend you're Thweek.
Can you imitate the Thweek guy?
I.
None of us can speak Thweek.
Do I have the ability to like.
Change.
Modulate my voice.
As a droid.
Um.
Yes.
It's going to have to be a deception.
It's not Thweek.
Yeah.
I mean.
I could.
Well.
I could say.
I woke him up or something.
No.
It's fine.
Well.
Wait.
What.
Sorry.
What was the last thing Timo said?
When I said.
This is his medical droid.
I need to speak to.
I need to speak to Thweek.
He has suspended him back to.
Can you relay the message.
Through.
This droid or not.
and uh he says there is no way that i can talk directly to him
like isn't wait real quick not in character i don't have my sign um i need to get my sign
i wrote mine um here how about this i'll just hold up the back of my house with the back of
mine um okay so um i mean like technically here i don't think i'm crazy in the star wars universe
if you're suspended in bacta wouldn't people just know that you can't talk like wouldn't you like
isn't this a question for jabba to ask right now can jabba talk at him and maybe he just not maybe
he can hear you but not in if you're in bacta you know i think that's how that works i think i would
think i would think that there are varying degrees of bacta tanks i don't i don't have
okay canon to back me up on that he could be in one that doesn't cover his head for example but
covers the rest or his arm or something all right like future drama so he's like yeah he's like no
he's not just a head in bacta you know i mean it's possible oh yeah it wasn't um finn was in a hot tub
suit and one of the sequels yes oh yeah oh the good one
um
lol lol um where
tiger why is my rolling menu gone
uh you don't have a character on the screen because this is just a map
just a map um i want to check my deception i don't know what my deception is oh so you should
be able to go into if you hit that little oh you don't know what the all right characters so in the
top right hand corner all the different tabs the people tab there's under there there should be a pc
folder in the pc folder i got it got it got it got it got it found it get it got it um i don't think i
want to try to deceive him um i guess we'll just take our chances this way
um i can't deceive him i just have him incredibly incredibly low
um so um
oh it is it's one ability
oh boy
oh no oh yeah ability
i made it a i think i made it a uh career but i haven't upgraded it yet
um okay
so that's what it's showing
i just said he is completely incapacitated
uh my memory is wiped uh every 24 hours if you do wish to relay a message
wababababab
java wabababab
that's what it would sound like right
yeah
perfect
spot on
you're killing it you're killing it
so he says that he needs to talk to him on the java job
java job
uh
he will be informed
okay
all right guys so we'll just have to level up
and then i'll increase my i will just create
increase my deception ability
and then we can fool java and figure out what he wants
i mean is there is there a way you can call him back and say
the week will be out in a couple hours he'll meet you in the workshop
will that still count as deception
to talk
i'm sure i would need to roll deception for that
yeah that's gonna be deception
i'm sure i would need to roll deception for that
um
it's a good assumption
um
and my deception is so abysmal that i'm really not anyone with this uh it's not worth counting on me deceiving anybody
i mean let's not forget about light side points and shit too
that's a good point
um
so
for reference
a light side point
for a light side point
um
if you can give me a legitimate
narrative reason
i can
uh
you would be able to upgrade that green to a yellow
for instance
so risky
but yeah
it's worth considering
um
i mean i'll keep the communicator on me
we can
we can call him back in a little bit
if we need to
are you guys hearing birds
is that just me
no i hear it
okay i thought that was just
i thought that was coming from my backyard
because the door was open
but it's every time ryan speaks
yeah it's mine
it's birds
there's birds outside
i can close the window
give me a second
oh is that what it is
oh okay
don't worry about it
oh
we figured out
i thought it was a fluke in the system or something like
somehow
oh no
it was glitching
it was a glitch in the matrix
i'm right next to the
outer wall
it's a ghost of thweek
i thought that was like an added effect tiger put on
so he could act like thweek
you know
oh no
because he
i didn't know
and then i thought it was coming from my door
because the window door was open as well
so
i think there's a train
all sorts of things
that's funny
all right
no worries
do you guys know the name of the
the kubas from star wars
there's a kubas in star wars
yeah he's
he's following luke or something
yeah the same
thweek
the same species as thweek
oh
no i don't know that guy's name
well we looked him up
before
because we didn't know what a kubas was
but i
and then i thought you guys would remember what
what his name was
i can make it look it up again
but i don't remember
he does not remember
um
okay
well
um
that
that was
pointless
um
let's just get in these crates
and go with the original plan
very great
so
as you
um
so what is the original plan
to sneak around
and try to find evidence
that he's building droid armies
and then go to the communication hub
and tell java
send a message
and then i'm just
wait wait wait wait wait
wex says
um
i was
oh
over
um
overhearing that
you said that he said something about
java
yeah
yes he did
affirmative
good job
for java
interesting
because
that thweek guy
he was pretty suspicious
right
he was
obviously some kind of spy
don't you think
yeah
i mean
kubas
not to be racist
but they're
usually spies
they're like the
boffins on the dark
you know
the
the bad side of
boffins
kubas really stick their nose
in everyone else's business
uh
yeah
as
says that he gains
he gains one strain
who does me
yeah
why
because his pun in his game is on
what
your pun game is on
oh
i can't
i can't get strained from that
no you get unstrained
oh
okay
great
so
um
well yes
yes
he may
he
it is probable
that he is in fact a spy
and that he has in fact been tasked
with surveilling java
but i don't see necessarily
how that information will help us
nor do i see
a reasonable way for us to obtain the information in the first place
uh
well
i think it might be something to keep in mind
uh
because
if there is some sort of java job
that
timo is
hiring
a spy for
that could be interesting
certainly
it could be
i mean we are trying to build a case against timo right
i think that's when i hear your plan is
i'm not quite sure
your plan isn't well
again
the issue
the issue of
it is
it is ill well defined
we are looking for physical evidence
um
however
the issue isn't so much whether the information would be useful to us or not
but whether or not we have a feasible way of obtaining said information
no that's
no that's a good point
we're figuring it out as on the fly
yeah
the problem is that if we
this information
while maybe useful
has an incredibly risky side
in that we are communicating directly with the hut himself
and if he just
if he senses deception
it will raise his guard
oh
well yeah
i wouldn't lie to him
they're pretty good at sussing out lies
you don't have to be a crime lord by not being able to
i heard once that uh
the jedi mind tricks even don't work on
huts
really
what's a jedi
you've never heard of the jedi
i have not
please
tell me a six hour
or nine hour story
oh no
they were just
i mean
that is unnecessary
they were the peacekeeping arm
of the republic
in the late ages
of the republican era
they're basically fortune tellers
it's funny
this was like
only like
what
40 years ago
how do you not know this
i heard they had gruel swords
and i want one
gruel swords
oh i'm sorry
i misspoke
don't
god
everyone called me out
i mean
hey sarn
what do you got there
does sarn have one
oh sorry
sarn has emperor palpatine's
lightsaber
oh
can't sarn have a lightsaber
and just not ever
busted it out
like because it's like
it's like an heirloom
no you're gonna need probably
60 or 70 light side points
can't wait to get one of those
new extending ones
i'm gonna buy one as soon as they're available
okay
um
so
back to
back to the plan
so the plan is to find physical evidence
essentially we're going to look for evidence of
um
manufacturer of battle droids
uh
design of battle droids
um
and
you know
search the computer system
to see if he's done surveillance of java's palace
um
you know
if we're lucky
we'll find something obvious
like the battle plan
for attacking java's palace
with a droid army
or something
hey
hey rx
yes
what
what is that room
that is above the communications
hub
i'm assuming that's a
to me it appears it would be a power plant
like it's powering
it
those are generators that power the palace
but that's just my
that was my guess
i've not been to that room
i was thinking
they were
my time
my time in the palace
took me mostly just to the workshop
okay
and of course
the gladiator cells
where we did most of our torture
um
but anyway
what did you do for timo
nothing
that was wax
yes
confidential
um
okay wax
we shall bid you farewell
let us climb into this crate
companions
i jump into the crate
sar do you wish to say any farewells
to the female
we're about to have a great time
i get down in the
i get down in the box
and crouch
i look back at her
wink
and then jump into the box
and
she just kind of
looks around
that was for you orpa
and i go
aha
and climb into another crate
and mac
and then i look affectionately
at all the b5
i pick up a b5 head
one
and i'm like
i already said my piece
i got in the box
they're b1s
what
yeah
fine
b1
i look at a b1
i try to pick up its head
and i go
roger roger comrade
oh okay
wait comrade
comrade
you sympathize with these droids
what are you some kind of pinko
what are you a roger
wait
guys
you guys know what i was right
before i worked for timo
uh
no
but you were
yeah
wait
why do you think
but you're not anymore
well they're gone
the
detroit armies are
destroyed
i didn't
just choose to leave
we lost
but i survived
and went on to different jobs
we'll be having a discussion
about this after we
what do you have against
crammed into a crate
you weren't part of
no no nothing against
droids
curious
curious that you're
you missed them
it wasn't so much
missing as it was
just honoring
a fallen
honoring a fallen
uh
comrade
yeah
i mean they
we did fight
it just
honestly
i'm not using comrade
i'm using comrade
because there isn't really
a better word
for what i'm trying to
survey
but i'm not trying to
make a russian
equivalence to the
detroit army
interesting
as you guys
bicker
wex closes the crate
are you guys all in
one crate
or multiple crates
uh
i think we should all
be in one crate
yeah
you guys are all in
one crate
it's a team building
exercise
great
okay
yeah
it's a big crate
i was under the impression
they were big
they were always big
in my mind's eye
okay
um
so you guys are all
crammed into
one crate
let's say it's
um
like a shipping
container
no no no
it's not that big
because it has to
fit
it's gonna
oh it's gonna
fit through a door
yeah yeah
so it's
it's probably
like a long
pallet
okay
we could easily
fit side by side
yeah we'll say
it's like a
a three by one
layer
um
pallet
gotcha
we took all
we took
we took the dried
parts out
to make room
for us
all of them
except for the
one head
that rex likes
apparently
well i mean
i i can throw
it away
it was
oh my god
it was a character
moment
it's okay
it's not
it's not like
sarn's having a
character moment
too
it's okay rex
you can keep
your weird head
which one
sorry
sorry leave the
man alone
leave the bot
leave the droid
alone
so we're closed
into the
we're closed
you guys are
closed in
and and
wex can hear
you guys
continue to
bicker through
the through
the crate
do you think
wex can hear
us
hey fuckface
can you hear
us
do you ever
think it's
weird that
everyone calls
him wex and
not rex
i mean
i think
there are a lot
of
sarn what would
you do to
wex's sister
given the
chance
my goodness
oh man
i don't think
we got enough
time for this
let's get
out of here
first before
you know
we got a
long drive
and as
as you said
that thing
about his
sister
you guys
notice the
crate
rock a little
bit as if
it were as
if it were
nudged by
wax
you guys
tip maybe
20 degrees
yeah just
like that
all right
what i would
do to his
sister is
nothing what
i would
what i
would compare
is nothing
compared to
what i would
do to
wax
that's
better
okay so
they load
you back
up into
like a
it's
it's not
the ship
it's not
the lucky
gas but
it's like
a it's
like a
shuttle ship
so it's
still like
airborne
but it's
not it's
more like
i don't
know it's
like a
golf cart
version
of a
no not
like that
it'd be
like more
like a
golf cart
version of
a helicopter
it can't
really go
very high
but it
can go
like around
mashuda
yeah that's
it you'll
get caught
up in
the
mashuda
okay
um you
do have to
wait a little
while until
night passes
where's that
singing coming
from
damn it
god
god was
that you
god and
i like to
have a
moment
god and
i like to
have a
moment
ignore me
hello
hello god
it's me rex
are you there
ignore me
so uh
rex
yes
what did
you
what did
you name
the head
that you
you're so
fond of
i did not
name it
the serial
number
2078
t
oh i
remember
2078
t
what a
lovely name
would you
like to
know the
battle
records of
2078
t
uh if
you can
keep it
quiet so
no one
hears us
in this
box then
yes
but also
keep it
riveting
2078
t was
deployed
on
geonosis
at the
beginning
of the
clone wars
and the
very first
battle
i tap
mac
and go
we were
there
yeah
yeah i
know i'm
listening
2078
t was
deployed
with its
uh
with its
squad
to combat
the jedi
in the
arena
on
geonosis
2078
t approached
a jedi
wielding a
purple
lightsaber
he shot
at said
jedi
and
the bolt
was deflected
and it took
him through
the chest
instantly
destroying
him
wow
that's a
pretty cool
droid
remained
active
and so
therefore
has this
memory
in fact
i can
play it
for you
guys
and then
i like
i'm like
plugged into
the head
and i
like hologram
this video
like the
like from
the droid's
perspective
like it's
like a
recording
of it
from its
eyes
of it
fighting
trying to
shoot
miss
mace
window
oh
dude
there's
those
laser
swords
we were
just
taught
were
those
the
are
those
the
jedi
we were
just
talking
about
affirmative
oh my
goodness
and we
won
or they
won
they look
sharp in
them robes
let me tell
you
well
i want one of
them robes
they were
a force
to be reckoned
with
generally
one jedi
a good
jedi
especially
a jedi
jedi
on a
different
occasion
this
jedi
master
the one
with
the
purple
saber
he took
out
about
hundreds
of our
kind
to be a
jedi
if you get
to be a
jedi
you get a
lightsaber
and the
robes
it sounds
like a
pretty good
deal
not only
that but
you command
the forces
of nature
what
from what
i've heard
it's basically
a cult
though
i mean
forces of
nature
joining a
cult
i don't
know
that's a
tough gig
that's a
tough
that's a
toughie
right there
i mean
i'm already
i think
i'm already
interested in it
just for the
clothing
i don't know
about you guys
it sounds
like a pretty
good
pretty good
deal
and the
lightsaber
my records
do not
indicate that
the jedi
were ever
regarded as
fashionable
but to
each their own
i suppose
i mean
you look
at look
at me
friend i mean
i have
you ever seen
anyone rock
out this
buster as
best as i
can
there's a
reason
nobody
wears that
back
there's a
reason nobody
wears the
jedi the
robes anymore
you need to
remember that
you're wearing
um that
padded shoulder
thing yeah
on top of that
you're wearing the
buster and on
top of that
you're wearing
fleek's cloak
yeah no we
decided that the
padded shoulder
thing is outside
of the buster
i thought we got
rid of the
cloak did i
keep it
you were wearing
it you were
wearing it
after you killed
fleek you put
his cloak on
i wanted to keep it
from my blanket
back on the
ship
so what did
you do with
it
what an odd
blanket
my olfactory
sensors indicate
that it would
reek quite heavily
of kubaz
wash it you
always wash the
you know your
gently used
laundry do we
have washing
capabilities on
the kahuna wave
yes i mean i'm
assuming we just
jump in the shower
with our clothes
on right that's
what every that's
what everyone does
right that does
not explain that
does not explain
the state of your
unwashed bodies i'm
sure you have not
washed since we've
been on this
adventure i am
definitely washed i
take my hygiene
very very closely
i've you seen i i
spent a lot of time
in the mirror all
right making sure
that everything's
pretty much perfect
don't forget i come
from a very very
reputable background
you don't need to
know about getting
your full body
licked by the
bantha crag does
not constitute a
shower you oh
you as as that as
he says that you
hear you it starts
rattling and you
can tell that you've
been picked up and
you start to move
through the air towards
somewhere but you're
picked up and start
moving things look
like they're picking
up around here
okay i'm sorry i
don't know what to
say sometimes
just don't say
anything
if you don't know
what to say don't
don't just don't
i don't know mac i
quite enjoy the puns
you can keep them
coming
well thank you
you can say they've
grown on me
ah
is that a pun
not really more of a
callback
to what
to a different pun
that you attempted to
make at the beginning
of the night
all right
or should i say
beginning of this
chapter of our
adventure
okay i have no idea
what time of day it
is
um no because you're
in a crate and
but you know it's
later than it was
and you get
down to the
launching pad
um the helicopter
golf cart lands
on the launching pad
and you hear something
whiz by pick you guys
up um you hear some
strange language
then do i recognize
it um it's droid
speak they're like
automated droids that
work the um
wouldn't i definitely
recognize it then
yeah yeah they're but
they're not saying
anything but like
codes and numbers
and orders
comrades
these droids are
under the employ of
job of team of the
hut we have indeed
made it to the palace
okay good
oh shut up
i think that was the
plan
can you see me
i don't think you
guys can see me
dragging these
can you
yeah there we go
okay now
uh
and
now you know that
you've been moved
over into
well i guess
into the cargo
and receiving
well no that's
not true
you don't know
that you know
that the box
has been dropped
and whatever
brought you there
um either powers
down or whizzes
out of
the the room
all right
i'll sneak out
i'm an assassin
guys
i'll sneak out
i just get out
normally
i trip on my
buster getting out
no i trip on the
cloak
i trip on the
cloak
were you wearing
the cloak
i have a wrapper
on my waist
like a
kilt
okay
may i call you
karen
from now on
more like
scarin
got
affirmative
i will record
that
all right
you you get
it you get
out and you
see that it's
kept clean and
uncluttered
um and it
seems to be used
by thugs and
gladiators who
are injured
um while in
timo service
so you should
recognize it
um rx
yeah
all right
hey rx you've
been here is
there a first
aid kit around
here to help
these injured
gladiators
there should be
a first aid
supply station
yes over
there and i
indicate i go to
the first aid kit
cabinet
can you just
say it's a
cabinet
or like
shelves
i did
i indicate the
cabinet is what i
said oh okay
yeah but then
sarin just said
i go over to
exactly what i
wanted to find
and find it
all right i go
over to the
cabinets to look
for a first aid
station
uh roll roll a
perception and
let's make it easy
since uh
rx was able to
point it out for
you
check
okay um you
do find two
stim packs but
that's it
oh sweet
what is my
i wonder what
you would have
found if you
succeeded
um
all right um
i walk over
here
carefully
all right well
i walk to this
corner first
how about
and then i
peer around the
corner to see if
there's anybody
over uh in the
remainder of the
area
there is not
it's empty
all right so i
walk over here
you can tell it
it's quiet out
it's quiet in
there so right
so i go over
here to these
containers at the
far end of the
room uh and i
start to open
them and
inspect them
okay uh
roll an easy
perception
okay
perception
is that under
general
i don't know i
never have to
roll
yeah it's
general
what'd you say
easy
yes please
okay
check succeeded
and one
no advantages
okay
um you see
over there
there is
some incomplete
backtoid
combat droids
and there are
three droids in
various states of
repair
none of them
seem to work
but it's clear
that they're they
form some sort
of ongoing
project
okay
um
and
further
like in the
corner
um so
you're you're
here of course
like looking
through these
barrels here but
you see
something glowing
um over
here
before i go
attempt to
look at that
is there any
way i could
plug into the
droid and
see is there
any way like i
could look at
the database on
the droid and
see if like
anything's missing
or if it's
been accessed
recently i'm
thinking i'm
imagining this
almost like a
windows where
it's like file
last used on and
then there's like a
date column
uh sure yeah
you can you
can do that
it'd be a
computer check
okay what
difficulty um
we'll say it's
average all right
so is that a
knowledge skill or
normal so it's a
general no computers
is not knowledge
it's its own
check right
all right so
computers you
said what what
easy uh
average average
okay
ah fuck i
failed but i
got four
advantages um
uh the at
least these
advantages if i
may um
say um
access most
recently by
data pad
ac4
okay ac4
i commit that
to memory
um all right
um do you
want do you
want to i
mean i've been
doing a lot i'll
go check the
glowy thing but
do you want to
do you guys want
to say what
you're doing
yeah i want to
see if i can
close the door
because it looks
like there's some
guards by
the landing
pad okay i
want to make i
want to lock
that door so
they can't come
in i'm helping
him and i want
to barricade it
well i mean we're
gonna have to
most likely leave
for that door so
yeah i guess we
can barricade it
that's fine because
we can just move
it then but
it's gonna be it's
gonna be a
mechanics check work
on a sliding
door say that
again how good
will will a
barricade work on
a sliding door
probably not very
well but you
can you could
do depending on
how you want to
do it you can
do a different
check to try and
um jam the door
i was hoping to
try to jam it
so that would be
a mechanics
can like open
it later if we
need to escape
through the landed
bed yeah i think
maybe you could do
the star wars
equivalent of jam a
door or like a
chair and a door
something like that
you're saying
yeah um but
that's gonna be a
mechanics check
okay and let's
say it's we'll
say it's average
either one of you
can all right
what's your
or you can work
you can work on
it together for a
boost die just go
to your mechanics
uh your mechanics
should be this i
think your mechanics
is the same
mechanics two
ability two
ability with the
boost isn't bad
mine's two
ability and then
two difficulty
so well yes you
i was gonna say it
would be one roll
but you'd get a
boost if you wanted
to do it together
oh so now we'd
have to do it
separate so i roll
now yeah yeah
all right all right
good good we'll
we'll play it out so
the first time you do
it sarn fails but
the second time yeah
yeah so i go up i
get frustrated and i
just walk away
be easy on yourself
friend you just
gotta rule you
know it just takes
a little bit of
moving all right
well then you do
it mac i whisper
harshly oh i'll
take it don't worry
i'll take care of
it for you friend
and i move it
it's all in the hips
but but as we're
doing that and then
as the door locks
because we put we
got two oh it's
a two dreads yeah
they the security
droids hear it and
go to go walk over to
see if there was
some kind of noise
by the door
hello hello we
heard some unusual
activity don't
answer don't say
anything hello we
heard some unusual
activity
hello we heard some
unusual activity
rx i walk over um
hello we've heard some
unusual activity
this is over see your
droid um hello
hi we we have
experienced some
strange malfunction with
this door and are
attempting to fix
would you like me to
fix it
no work work
uh this is unnecessary
please resume your
guard duty
do you need me to
call for assistance
nope
what if i need to get
in there
no we will have it
cleared in
approximately 10
seconds
that is quite unusual
and the droid the droid
goes about its
business
i mean you don't
know i guess he just
stops talking
yes yes it is quite
unusual
that was a close one
back all right all
right continue uh
searching your glowy
thingy
all right i go back
all right can i go
look at the glowy
thing tiger
yes yes you pick it
up uh and on the
front of it
uh well it is a data
pad and the data
pad says ac7
hey what luck
um okay so then i
access the data pad
and that would be a
computers check if
you want to see
something on the
pad
that's fine
um what
difficulty
um
let's say it's
hard
yeah fuck your
heart
all right um
fuck you god
um all right so
two successes and
an advantage
all right um i
download the entire
contents of the data
pad
okay uh on the on
the data pad are
test figures um
and data um it
is clear evidence
that timo is trying
to build his own
droids
okay so what's he
doing rex can we
because we can't see
it right
right yeah so uh
hello this is
information on timo's
attempts to uh create
his own droid army it
is quite conclusive he
has done quite
numerous uh
investigation into
the manufacturing
processes it is it
is not evidence that
he's trying to build
his own droid army it
is evidence that he's
trying to build his own
droids oh i just
want to go against
java or
well i mean
that's not that's not
clear exactly what it
is but they are they
are building their own
he's he is manufacturing
his own droids um he
has the capability yeah
he has the cap he is
attempting the capability
to manufacture his own
droids okay can i search
around for a key to the
gladiator cells
yes
i start to go through
some cabinets or uh
okay to to find the key
so maybe i can create a
distraction
maybe i just want to have
the key just in case
yeah i'm just i'm trying to
see if there's anything else
in here about
i don't know what i'm just
saying though
what are you saying
that i want this
i want the key
just give it to him tiger
i just want some kind of
ownership
over people
let's give him
i just let let just give
him all right he's had a
rough day
okay so so you look
through uh roll a hard
perception
check fail
okay so so so you're
looking through the
cabinets and you see
like a um it's a
calendar and on the
calendar there's a picture
of like a a naked twilight
and there is a big post-it
note on the calendar and on
the post-it note it says
gladi well it's in in
arabesh it says gladiator
cell um uh code numbers for
like opening up the doors
like pin codes but it's all
smudged out you can't see
what the codes are
um
all right i'm gonna take
the post-it note
okay and the picture of the
naked twilight
well yeah i'm gonna rip that
out of the calendar
uh as you rip out that one for
that space month the one
behind it is yet another
naked twilight
uh from a different month
that's uh miss
miss manibudary
it's manibudary
let me hold on i gotta write
that down
manibudary
how do you spell that
m a n i b u d a i r e or i y
all right all right thank you
and i yanked that one out
rex you want one i think
there's about 12 more or no
but behind that one is because
their year on tatooine starts
with manibudary is from the
year before and the year before
was actually just pictures of
cute wookies
let's give one to rex
like cute baby wookies
oh
otherwise known as ewoks i guess
i have a feeling
i rip one out
i can't i rip one out
uh intending to give it to rex
rex would you like this
i have a feeling there is a
lot of stress incoming
um strain sorry i have a
lot of strain incoming
uh no he's talking about
masturbation
yeah yeah
no no thank you
um
all right so
wait can i take this post-it
note and give it to rx and be
like hey can you
reverse engineer this these
smudges
um
yes
but in order for him to
reverse engineer the smudges
i'm gonna need some type of
check
all right i'm looking i'm
looking i'm looking
you're trying to flip a
light side
a light side point to
say that he used to be
a detective and had to deal
with these all the time
no
you're not used to be a
detective
no no no no no no
he could have used to be
something
no no no no no no
i used to work here and i
used to work in the gladiator
cells
and so i recognized the
handwriting
okay
all right i'll flip a
light side point for that
i'm trying to think but that
should still be that should
still be some kind of check
right
yeah that's fine
it's an upgraded check
i'm just saying like
no i like
i like that
yeah
i like that i'm just
trying to think of how
it could be compatible with
the check
i could be knowledge i'm
remembering
knowledge out of rim or
something i don't know
i don't think
um
that's the only thing that
makes sense to me
is it i lost my card i had a
card with all the skills on
it
and i was fidgeting and i
lost it
okay
yeah
it would have to be
memory
maybe underworld
i don't care i can do any
of them yeah
i think they're the same for
me
yeah because there's no
memory
right
so yeah let's do
let's do
that let's do
underworld
how hard
um
we'll say it's
average
but i will give you
a
um
what do you call it
upgrade one
well what is
what is your check
a yellow and three green
i don't think
change one of those greens
to
or another yellow
so it'd be two yellow
and a green
on an average check
okay
three successes
okay
so
yes
you succeed
go ahead and
uh
all right
um
i have now memorized
the codes for every
single door
all right
can you write them
down for me
so i can go
with both hands
yeah
i'm a robot
well he's got three
he's got
no
no he lost
one
yeah
i thought he put
it back on
no i got shut
off um
my other arm
got shut
off too
and i replaced
my normal arm
oh
i'm a droid
i don't have
a penis
um
oh right
so
i never thought
you'd have to
say that in this
game
i figured it
would come up
at some point
i think it
came i think
it came
from the first
session
his droid
appendage
when he
fucked the shit
out of that
computer
and got all
that knowledge
he got all
that knowledge
i don't have
a penis
my docking
thing i guess
is in my
crotch
dongle
yeah
dongle
that's what
they call
them
um
anyway
i just write
down
i just
so i
have to post
it so i
just write
down the
codes on top
of the
sponges
like i
just correct
it basically
all right
i and i
put that
into my
pocket
i'm sticking
next to one
of you guys
um all
right well
um i'm not
sure we'll find
much else in
this area i
think we
should go to
the communication
room um
and see if
we can before
we try to
broadcast anything
i think we
should see if
we can see
um maybe
any information
that timo
has been
searching for
or communicating
with people
he's been
communicating
with
at the
communication
hub in
general
or okay
yeah i think
we should go
in there
well i mean
let's i go
to the door
is the door
closed or is
it something i
can just like
peer around a
corner tiger
um well i i
don't know
you've you've
worked there
before so
well if you
want me to
call it i
mean if you
just want me
to make the
call that's
fine i'll
let you make
the call i
don't have a
strong opinion
on that door
okay so the
doors i say
there's there's
no real door
it's just an
opening um
and i can
look in and
see if there's
anyone in
there okay
um there's
nobody currently
in there since
it's it's
nighttime everybody's
kind of migrated
to the the
cantina slash
um wrestling
room and
because they're
they're off for
the rest of
the day
okay all
right well
then i go i
go waltz into
the communications
hub and plop
down on one of
these chairs
okay we're
gonna pee
okay
uh actually
was that
yeah probably
in real life
uh yeah
yeah yeah
if he's gonna
do that i'm
gonna go make
myself a whiskey
i'll be right
back
uh-oh that
ought to make
him sharper
get some
shout out
what what what what what what
what do you still hear
me
I want to break free.
I want to break free from your life.
You're so self-centered.
God, I'm here.
I've got to break free.
God knows.
God knows I want to break free.
Keep going, boo.
I've fallen in love.
This time I know it's for real.
Okay, you can stop.
I've fallen in love.
No, no, no.
I said you could stop.
God knows.
Please?
God knows I've fallen in love.
Okay.
All right.
Over you, Randy.
Good.
At work yesterday, I got a $1,000 tip.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Did they win?
Did they win big or something?
They cashed in for $38,000.
Holy shit.
When I came to the table, they were down to $12,000.
Holy shit.
And I brought them up to $46,000.
So he gave me a $1,000 tip.
Holy crap.
What was that blackjack?
I didn't get to keep it.
Nice.
But we got to share it.
But still.
That's cool.
I didn't realize that's how it worked.
Yeah, it's all pulled.
So it's all split between all of us.
Do you at least, is it split not evenly, but based on how it's worked?
Can I give a pay period?
It's hours worked, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
That's good.
Yeah, so it takes all the hours and all the tips.
That's how, when I worked at Starbucks, that's how we did it too.
I mean, yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, but did you get a $1,000 tip at Starbucks?
No, never.
I think we got maybe a $20.
That was our biggest single tip.
Although, to be fair, probably no one's lost $3,000.
To be foul.
Yeah, no one's probably lost $30,000 at Starbucks.
And then gained.
What did you say?
You took from $12,000 to $46,000.
Gained $30,000 back.
Yeah.
Blackjack, you said, right?
Yeah.
He kept saying, I believe in God, and I believe in Andrew.
The two brothers.
That's going to be my new saying.
That's going to be.
Because so far in our universe, I think we've established that there is a God.
Sometimes black benevolent.
And his brother Andrew.
Andrew Master.
Are we redefining Star Wars' mythology or what?
I mean, eventually when you do these, you do redefine all of the canon.
You have your own canon.
Alright.
Alright, so.
Alright, so I'm to sit down.
The communication's up, yeah.
Okay, so he's in there by himself.
Are you guys coming in here or not?
I'm just butsing around looking through shit.
I will.
I'm going to walk in there.
And ask, alright, do you think I should let these gladiators out to create some kind of diversion or wait?
Use that as like a backup plan.
I think that's a good contingency.
Gotcha.
If we need distraction.
But right now, it's quiet.
We don't need a distraction.
That's true.
Alright.
But it's a good ace up our sleeve.
I sneak over because I want to be a part of things.
Let's see why you guys are in there.
Oh, hey, it's Max.
Stop talking.
He's right there.
Stop talking about him.
What are you guys talking about?
Gladiator stuff.
Oh.
Well, so then I...
You can hear music through the walls because there's stuff going on in the cantina.
Okay.
I ignore the two of these two.
And dock with the computer.
Oh, is that what you call it?
Yep.
That is exactly what I call it.
As you dock, you feel just the slightest tingle.
Oh.
And that tingle is a warning letting you know that the security system is activated.
Is there anything on that data pad about the security system?
Well, I downloaded the entire thing.
That's true.
So if there was, I would already know about it.
Also, I don't have a lot of memory about the security system because I was not contracted for security.
And obviously, I never tripped the system when I was an employee.
So I don't really know much about it.
Go ahead, Tiger.
Um, I will tell you that the security system is going to add setbacks to your rolls.
And if you roll enough threats, it will set off an alarm.
That's tough.
In the future, maybe I won't tell you all these things.
But for now, as we're getting used to it.
Um, huh.
Huh.
All right.
I undock.
Oh, they're going well.
Well, hey.
If.
If the alarm starts.
Why don't you try to do it?
If the alarm is going off, then I'll release the gladiators.
We, once again.
Are you new?
We can keep that as a contingency.
But this dingle in my pingle means I need to try something else.
The dingle in the pingle.
Oh, that's a good one.
Write that down.
All right.
Memorable quote section of your handbook.
I'm going to walk into this next room to see what these glowing things are.
And I, I follow, I follow a sign.
Yeah, we're not near, uh, we're not near the gladiators, are we?
No.
No, I mean, we could be.
It's just a quick jog over to, to release them all.
Just a jog.
I follow everyone because I'm a follower.
And you know how Mac feels about jogs.
Is he cartwheeled over?
I forgot how to move.
Mac is practicing his yoga.
Yeah.
I'm flipping around.
I know.
This is what I'm doing.
I'm actually trying to be super stealthy and I'm just really bad at it.
It's a new cartwheel.
And you guys are walking very nonchalant because you guys are pros at this.
Meanwhile, I've never been at it.
At the walking thing?
Yeah.
We're pretty good at it.
No, no.
Sneaking around.
Oh, okay.
Uh, yeah.
What are these?
You are a smuggler.
So you're, you're walking, you're walking through and they're like, they're like big server
racks.
Yeah.
They look like big server racks.
You're better at sticking around than we are.
And they're just, they're just glowing.
Is there a way to?
They're glowing with heat.
Um, somebody, if they want to roll a knowledge check on, let's see, what would it be?
I'll say education.
What difficulty?
Uh, average.
What are they?
I saw the roll.
Was it failed?
It succeeded.
What are they?
Okay.
They are, you know, from being a robot and from the glowing thing in your chest that they do
seem to be some sort of energy reactor, uh, likely powering the cantina as well as the communications
hub, as well as everything else.
This is your contingency plan.
If only we had a fucking grenade, um, that would be quite the contingency.
All right.
Um, maybe what can we just shut this down?
Maybe like shut the whole place down.
We could, but we don't need a diversion currently.
Well, if you and Sarn want diversions, what do you guys want?
Yeah.
But if you, if you, can you shut down the communications hub?
Diversions are great.
If you know what you're trying to divert from and for.
Yeah.
So if you, is there something?
I thought we were looking for information and trying to find Timo.
Yeah.
But is there something that shuts down the security system?
Uh, that's what I'm wondering.
Um, Tiger, can I, is there any way, like, is the way the power, is it like a fuse box?
Can I like try to find power?
It's more like, it's more like a set of generators.
Eh.
Okay.
Um, what is this?
I walk into this little closet here with these two black balls.
What are these?
I, I don't, I don't know.
Let's say they're water softens.
Back to tanks?
Okay.
No, they do not have, they do not have back to tanks in their utilities closet.
All right.
Can I access this computer here?
Sure.
Is this some sort of control room?
Can I attempt, can I attempt, can I attempt to deactivate the security system in the communication hub by shutting off power to it?
Um, I, you're just moving around.
It's quite distracting.
At least you're not spinning.
Oh, no.
Sorry, I'll stand still.
Uh.
You can, you can do a computer's check.
Um, it would be daunting to try and do what you're trying to do.
And what, what do you think would happen if you failed at it?
Who is spinning me?
Tired.
Quit spinning me.
What is daunting?
Is that for a difficulty?
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
What do you think would happen if you failed, though?
Nothing.
Something interesting, for sure.
Uh.
Oh.
I haven't really thought of it.
Oh, no, I don't.
I don't know.
I think the security system would just stay on.
I think that's it.
That's the only, unless I got like.
What are we trying?
Unless I rule like a natural one or something.
The equivalent of a natural one.
There's no such thing in Star Wars.
I know.
I guess I'm thinking like, I don't know, four failures and zero successes.
That's essentially a natural one.
I mean, that's the beauty.
I mean, not to get too meta.
I mean, that's the beauty of Star Wars.
This game is that that's not really a thing.
A natural one.
You could roll.
You could roll a bunch of failures and an advantage.
All right.
That's it.
Are you doing this?
No, he paused it.
You've lost your privileges.
Hey, sir.
I need a fidget spinner.
Okay.
Now, answer Matt.
He had a legitimate question.
Tiger, can you spin me?
I had a question.
I'm generally, I'm lost.
What is our goal here again?
I mean, I know I should probably know this as Mac, but I honestly kind of lost track.
Are we trying to get to Timo or are we trying to just get to Aiden?
We're trying to get.
We're really trying to get.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Let me finish.
I think that is something I could answer out of character.
I think it's legitimate for Mac to be confused.
And correct me if I'm wrong because you're the character.
You're playing the character.
I think it's legitimate for Mac to be a little bit confused because there's a lot of stuff happening for not a lot of apparent reasons.
Our goal right now is to find evidence that Timo is going to go against Jabba the Hutt and try to take down Jabba.
And I need physical evidence.
I have suspicions that there is evidence we could use somewhere in the communications log.
All right.
Go ahead.
And I was seeking a way to deactivate the security system so that we could access it safely.
All right.
I'm going to play like I thought we were here just to kill Timo.
And you guys, because that's the easiest way for us to get past our problems.
Also, if I may speak for you.
Killing Timo is very difficult.
No, no, no, no.
I know.
That's what you have to admit.
That's what Mac thinks.
So, hey, because, like, you guys are taking it like, I don't know.
I'm just going to play like that.
And also Siren and Rx want to kill everyone.
So I think that's fair for Mac to assume.
I only ever want to kill or maim or injure those where it makes sense.
Right.
And right now I thought, you know, Mac's probably thinking, why the hell are we looking around this communications deck when we should be just blasting him in his sleep?
But, you know, he's got like 20 guards.
I know.
I'm stupid.
I'm telling you that.
You can go find the 20.
Mac, you can go blast him in his sleep.
Go fight through the 20 guards.
Have fun.
All right.
Shoot.
I don't know what to do.
So, Tiger, there was nothing useful on that pad about making the security check a little easier.
I think you're over strategizing.
Well, I don't want it all to hit down.
Nothing is going to be risk free.
Well, right.
But I can mitigate risks by adventuring around.
That's generally how these sorts of things work.
There's nothing on the data pad that tells you exactly how to make all of the security protocols go away.
It was a data pad that had some information about their reverse engineering.
All right.
I want to go back to these.
I'll go back to the communications.
Can you unpause the game?
Don't make me regret it.
I want to check out these.
What I only assume are lockers.
Right here.
Now Mac is spinning around.
All right.
So.
All right.
You lost your privilege, man.
Now everyone has it.
Okay.
So.
Sorry.
Okay.
So.
I'm going to reset the narrative here.
You guys went over by the energy thing.
You saw the little control panel.
Saw that maybe there probably isn't a very fine control on shutting off the power to just the security system.
Mac said, I don't know why we're not killing everyone here, which is just him responding to what usually happens.
And now you've come back towards through the communications hub.
And now Sarn is looking into the lockers to see whatever he can find.
Yes.
I want to search the lockers.
Maybe they have some, some weapons for the, the gladiatorial battles.
Okay.
Roll a, let's say a.
Average perception.
God damn it.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
So Sarn doesn't see anything.
He.
Sarn.
Mac, I have an idea, but it might be risky.
What's your idea?
Well, I think it's less risky than potentially tripping an alarm.
What I think that if I remember correctly from my time here, if we were to knock out all power,
the backup generators would power the communications hub before they power the security system.
And so obviously the power going out would draw quite a bit of attention, but not immediately to the communications hub.
And so there'd be a little bit of less attention on us here.
And we may be able to slip out in the confusion.
But obviously maybe not.
So that is one idea.
If we do want to really get this data.
But we don't have the evidence that we need.
Well, that's my point.
I think the only place we're going to find evidence is in this communications hub.
I mean, I can't really think of anywhere else where we're going to find evidence.
Other than maybe Timo's arm room, but I don't think we're going to be able to get there.
I think that's reasonable for your explanation about the security system booting after the communications hub.
I saw your message.
Okay.
I think that's fair.
There's a message.
There's a message from the Game Master.
But now I'm going to go back to the constituency plan.
So that's the point.
Yes.
If I blow the power, you can go ahead and release the Gladiators.
I mean, at that point, we're just trying to cause as much confusion as possible.
As much confusion and delay as possible.
All right.
Yes.
All right.
Okay.
So I want to go.
I will.
Well, wait, wait.
I'm asking your opinion.
Do you want to try this plan?
Or would you rather me just try?
You know, if I have a, if I am lucky, I can just hack the communications hub without any of this.
It's just that there's a risk.
Oh, wait.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't do anything.
Yes.
In order to have that, in order to have that knowledge, in order to make this, this communicate,
to make this decision, you need to have flipped to the light side point.
Oh, I, well, I thought like it was just in order to happen, you were going to flip the light
side point.
I misunderstood.
I mean, you guys are weighing pros and cons.
You already have this information that that's when I said.
It's not to do it.
It's just to have the information, not to do it.
That's what costs it.
To be able to have a discussion, you have to know.
Right.
So, so it's the information that costs us the light side point.
Okay.
Right.
Unless you would say, perhaps there's a chance that I power this thing back up and the security
and the communications hub come up to power at the same time.
To have certainty that that, that the communications hub comes up before the security system comes
up, you have to have flipped the light side point.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Okay.
I guess I thought that it would only cost us lights up point if we actually use that information
to our benefit, not just had the information.
No, but in order to have the information, the light side point needs to be flipped.
Okay.
Well, can I take that information back then?
It's too late.
I mean, I, I, I like, I like this discussion, so.
Okay.
Um, all right.
Well, I mean, do you want to, I mean, fuck it.
Let's just do it.
You guys, I mean, it costs us light point.
We might as well do it.
It's not a cost fallacy, right?
Before you do that though, I will release the gladiators.
Yeah.
And tell them like, Hey, just like join at like the entrance for now.
Or do you want to even really like, all right, here's a possibility.
You may also just release the gladiators, uh, and don't give them any instruction.
I have a feeling they'll cause, they might cause enough shit on their own.
You might even just like run past as you're releasing them and just, uh, what would be a
good message for them?
Um, you can just shout something, some message, some message in passing that may, uh, create
the most, that would create the most confusion.
And disarray for them, uh, so that they go out killing more.
So they just decide to sit in their rooms and wait it out.
Well, I don't want them to sit in the rooms.
I want them to like, wait at the beginning of the hallway here.
And then as soon as, as soon as we, as soon as we try to get that information.
Well, yeah.
As soon as the power is out, we want them to start wreaking havoc.
Right.
Yeah.
Um, the thing is, is I think we can synchronize this pretty, pretty easily.
We have really nice communicators.
Assuming that the gladiators do what you tell them to do.
Right.
That's my point is like, I want to know, I wanted to, that's my point.
Like they might like being gladiators.
I don't know, and not do anything and just sit in their fucking beds.
That's what I'm saying.
You have to come up with some, some reason to give them without a prolonged conversation
that would get them out of their cells and, and causing havoc.
At least some of them, at least, you know, at least a couple of them.
Um, and they also might not cause havoc once you let them go, they could just like sneak
away or like run out the front door.
Right.
That's what my point is that once again, I want a message that would incite violence.
Incite havoc.
But I'm, I like the creativity for this train of thought.
Uh, yeah, sorry.
I'll, I'll, I'll leave the gladiators up to you.
You can handle it as you see fit.
Um, all right.
I'm going to move.
I'm going to move to the communication stuff and then I'll just give, sorry.
Sorry.
Uh, go ahead and commence your plan with the gladiators.
All right.
I'm just going to go release all the gladiator cells.
Whoa, you are in the workshop and cargo area.
The gladiator cells are somewhere else.
You need to move there.
Well, I'm sorry.
The game is paused.
Yeah.
But no, but the greater point, God, can you unfreeze us please?
Uh, no.
God, let me, let me let these gladiators free.
Um, please.
Okay.
So, uh, in order to get to the gladiator cells, you're going to have to make a stealth check
so that, because unless you want people to be able to see you, are you just going to walk
through?
The gladiator cells are not in view of the, of the partying people.
Just because there's not people there doesn't mean that there aren't people there.
Like you guys are.
But gladiator cells are like a hidden, they're like, no one wants to see gladiator cells.
That's like a hidden dark part of the palace.
Okay.
But which way are you going to go?
You're going to go through the grand hall.
No, that's the stairs.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to go through the, uh, the workshop and cargo stairs here.
I don't know if you can see my, my cursor.
Okay.
Right here.
I can see it.
Down.
Here.
That's not, those aren't connected.
What?
Oh, oh, I see.
I see.
No, you're right.
That's under the stairs.
That's, that's underneath.
Yeah.
That's on.
All of them are in a row underneath the stairs next to the grand hallway.
I assume it's kind of like a layer kind of thing.
It looks like, yeah.
Okay.
So you're not going to be stealthy as you get in down into there.
No.
Okay.
Cause I'll, I'll leave the workshop and cargo area, go down these stairs and then go
down the glatorial cells.
Glatorial, not glatorial.
Goober, goober national.
Goober, goobernatorial.
I, I said, I, I realized it is like one second before you said, uh, okay.
But yeah, that's what I want to do.
To the glatorial cells.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you, you're going to go by yourself?
Yes.
Well, I don't know.
That's up to Matt.
What's Matt doing?
Matt, what are you doing?
I don't know.
You're upside down.
It looks like I've been hanging out while you guys are just, I've been hanging out kind
of like this while you guys have been arguing about what you want to do.
He's literally been hanging, but he's upside down.
I can't.
I'm paused.
He's the bat, Matt.
I'm just the bat, Matt.
The bat, Matt.
I decide, I decide I'm going to use my, my, my cloak and put it over to disguise myself
and I'm going to sneak into the, like, cause I'm going to follow you guys towards the cantina
bar and split off and see what the scene looks like.
Is that, is that okay?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
So, so where are you going?
I don't think you should, should do it.
Wait a second.
Hold on here.
I mean, he might be able to find out some useful information.
I don't think it's a bad plan.
I mean, I'll be stealthy.
I promise.
I mean, uh, people know what he looks like, but as long as he's like, uh, Hey, Sarn, why
don't you give him those goggles?
With the goggles and the, and the cloak, he would probably be not that recognizable.
I love this idea.
But if we got to, there's gotta be a way to redirect the gladiators to the grand hallway.
Cause otherwise they're just going to go right into the fucking pit.
Okay.
All right.
I need to stop this.
You guys are going way too crazy.
I don't want, I don't want it to do this, but you're, you're, you're over strategizing.
Just give Mac the fucking goggles and cloak and let him walk around.
That's for us.
No, no, Andy.
Sorry.
I'm not trying.
I'm not trying to call it, call you out, but, uh, it's just, it's just getting a little
bit too much.
Okay.
I'll give Mac my goggles.
I mean, you don't have to give him the goggles.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying you're, you're, you're going a little bit like too risk
adverse.
I'd say.
Okay.
If you were asking for God's advice and if God was talking to you, you might want to
take his advice.
All right.
Well, can you unpause it please?
God, I'm sick of being frozen.
I know you are, but I love it.
No one's going to recognize me.
All right.
It's unpaused.
Power tripping God.
It's, I mean.
Is it unpaused?
I can't move.
You should be able to.
It's unpaused.
Oh, there we go.
I had to move myself with my, I had to move myself with my mouse first before.
Oh, okay.
All right.
So I, I head over to the couple.
I don't do anything, but I stand by this for this couple.
Wait, where's that going?
I'm heading down the, I'm heading.
Where are we at?
Are we still in the communications hub?
You are.
You were just doing front flips over here by the communications hub.
Okay.
I don't know how to control my guy yet.
You can just drag him with your mouse.
Oh, I can drag him.
You can also use ASWD, right?
To move him around.
Or the arrows.
The arrows, at least.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to, I'm going to let Matt.
ASWD words, too.
I, I, so, all right.
Because you said you're going to post up by probably some, some big lever, right?
I'm not doing anything, but yeah, I'm just standing there.
Sarn, you're going to head, let's say that you're, you're like right at the mouth here.
And I'm going to let, I'm going to let Mac do some narrative work on his own as he tries
to figure out what's going on in the throne room.
But if I could suggest, sorry, why don't you actually walk to the end of the gladiator cell
hall?
So that way you could run back as you release them, but don't do anything yet.
Just that's where you should hold up.
Yeah.
That's where you should wait.
Yeah.
That's, I was thinking that too, but okay.
All right.
Mac, why don't you, why don't you see if you can find anything out from, uh, from mingling
with the people?
Um, well, hold on as what is this thing?
Oh, okay.
So as Sarn like gets to this hallway, he notices in these hallways, there are some guards in
there.
They're weak way thugs.
Um, he's lucky in that the first thug does not notice as soon as he peeks around the corner
because he's turned around.
Well, okay.
Sorry, sir.
What was a fun plan?
I mean, it's not a doomed plan, but, but let's just, let's just say that it's not empty
down there.
What's my stealth like?
Well, let's go to Mac for now.
Okay.
All right.
So I'm sneaking down the hall.
I'm wearing my, I'm wearing my goggles.
I have goggles, but I don't have time to go get them.
Thank you.
Thank you for letting us know.
If I could go use the bathroom, they're in there.
But, uh, I saw.
Why are your goggles in the bathroom?
What are you doing in there?
I have a tub.
All right.
What?
What are you doing in your tub?
I don't have.
Snorkeling.
Obviously.
We're going to practice.
It sounds like.
All right.
Fair enough.
So I'm sneaking.
I'll allow it.
You guys are so judgmental.
What we do best.
So I'm sneaking down the hall and, um, I'm just trying to get my way around the corner so
I can, cause I'm trying to make my way to the bar.
Act more natural.
Stop sneaking.
Just walk.
Oh yeah.
No, no.
I'm being like naturally sneaking.
Ah, good.
You know.
Okay.
And as, as you walk into, uh, oh shit.
What's this?
Um, what happened?
I don't know.
Oh, sorry.
You're God.
Turned off.
Don't ask us.
Everything looks normal to me.
You just added a picture.
Oh no.
You just added a bunch of people.
Cool.
Yeah.
So there's a bunch of people in the can, the cantina.
So I scout out the area.
As you walk in.
Why did I send Mac to talk to people?
Mac can't talk to people.
Oh.
So, so Mac walks into the throne room and the throne room is this big gladiatorial arena.
Um, and it's right in the center of the room.
It's just this dirt pit.
This fight club pit.
And all of this up here is like stadium seating with tables and stuff.
And you see people, uh, all around.
You can see Timo's throne.
It's at the top of the, the map up here.
Uh, and he's just sitting there.
And, um, in this room, there's this gigantic chandelier right over where Timo is sitting.
There's a band playing next to him.
Uh, they're playing some smooth band Jack's web.
And.
Oh no.
Smooth band Jack's web.
And the Scott, the scundrids.
Is playing.
Um.
And that's what's going, that's what's going on in there.
And in the background, there's some, uh, music going on.
Um.
All right.
So I scout out the area.
Do I know any of these people?
Uh, I don't think so.
Oh, you know, one of them.
I mean, besides Timo.
Do I know?
I mean, like these little, these guys here.
Um.
So as you walk in.
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll for one of these characters.
Wait a second.
I can't see there.
Oh.
Sorry.
All right.
General skills.
Okay.
Uh, and as you walk, you walk through.
No.
Oh shit.
I forgot you guys can see it.
Yeah.
You did not hide that from us.
Oh shit.
Uh.
Um.
Someone, someone sees you.
Uh.
No.
Mac, if you'd like to roll a perception.
Uh, let's say it's a heart, uh.
Um.
Average perception.
Two.
Two?
Oh, thank God.
Okay.
All right.
So you can see as you walk through.
That someone sees you.
And you guys, you guys lock eyes.
It's a Trandoshan.
And.
Um.
You can see that.
Yes.
He recognizes you.
I'm disguised so well.
Come on.
Um.
No.
Okay.
All right.
No.
I'll say that he looks suspicious.
That maybe you look familiar, but he does not recognize you.
Man, I.
Does Mac recognize him?
Oh yeah.
Mac does recognize him.
He's not.
He's not hiding.
Did I tell you it was Trax?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well.
It is my plan to kill this motherfucker.
I'm going to go hide out by the bar and hope that he doesn't recognize me.
Um.
I'm.
Over.
Okay.
Just don't order your signature drink of space whiskey.
What should I order?
Something you would never want to drink.
Tequila sunrise.
Sounds delicious.
It does sound delicious.
Space whiskey will raise a flag.
Sarn, you always know what drink I should be drinking.
Every time.
Get a gargle blaster.
The gargle blaster.
I don't listen to what you want me to drink, Trax.
You're trying to kill me.
Drink body acid.
All right.
So can I sneak over to the bar?
Do I have to like go around this whole map or is this the wall right here?
Uh, you, you actually.
Yeah.
That's, that's a, that's a wall because that, that's a, that's down.
That's a, yeah.
It's not a tunnel.
Yeah.
It's like, um, what do you call it?
Like where the, where the football players run through.
Yeah.
So you have, you're going to have to walk all the way around.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
Should I do it?
So you, you walk all the way around.
Um, you see a bunch of different, um, different.
Yeah.
Mooks.
You see a lot of mooks.
Uh, you walk right by Timo who just is, he just kind of breathes at you, but doesn't recognize
you.
You look like anybody else.
And you, you just keep walking around occasionally bumping into people.
All right.
But I'm very casual, right?
Yeah.
Uh, actually roll a coordination.
Maybe cool.
Can you just roll cool?
Not that it makes sense, but just cause you know.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fine.
Roll, roll a cool.
Uh, average, average cool.
All right.
Okay.
Fuck.
Um, so let's just say that, and I'll let you play this out, but it's not going so smooth.
Like no one's noticing you or anything like that, but it's not like smooth sailing as you
walk around.
How would that, how would that, how would that go for Mac?
So I'm, I'm keep bumping into everyone because I'm not used to wearing these big goggles.
So I decide that my best course of action is this act like I'm kind of like one of Timo's
drunks in the area.
And that way, that's why I keep bumping into people.
And, uh, hopefully I'm blending in with the environment.
Wait, but you got it.
What are you saying to them?
What are you saying to these people?
I'm slurring.
Excuse me, miss.
Okay.
So, so, so let's say you bump into this, this person right here.
What is that person?
What does it say?
Oh, it's one of Timo's thugs and you bump into him and he's like, I heard you, Josh, you
will run.
Excuse me, sir.
Pardon me.
All right.
And I'm going to start.
Okay.
And Mac just, just keep slinking.
I slink and I, I, I trip, I trip over this chair right here trying to get away.
Crawling like a pathetic.
Uh, and then right over here by, by that table, this, this other person comes up to you.
It's a servant is going to help you Lord person.
So where's your nearest bar, please?
It sounds like it's a servant droid.
It sounds like perhaps you've had too much.
And droids telling me when I have to do anything.
Why does it come to this galaxy?
No respect.
And so then he, then he sticks his arm out and points his finger at you and half his finger
like flips up.
And he says, uh, please blow.
We would like to find your blood alcohol content.
In order to see if I, we will keep allowing you to drink.
What is this?
Oh, you're sober.
You up, you up here.
Are you saying that over the, over the speaker?
No.
Oh, no.
In order for us to allow you to keep drinking, we are going to have to take your blood alcohol content.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, okay.
Please blow into my finger.
This is the weirdest shit I've ever had to do with.
This whole game.
Oh.
Did you make a bluff?
Fart.
Wow.
You have blown 0.0.
You may continue drinking.
And he whizzes off.
Oh.
I'm not, he doesn't think I'm drunk.
He thinks I'm an idiot.
That's fine.
Oh.
Is it me?
He is in good company.
All right.
So, you move over by the cantina.
And we'll go back to Sarn at this point.
I'm going to sneak up on the first card.
And put him in a chokehold.
Okay.
You're going.
I think that's how you do a chokehold.
I don't know.
You're going to have to roll a deception.
Not a deception.
A stealth against his vigilance.
Why do I have a boost on my stealth?
Which will be.
Why do you have a boost?
You mean a proficiency?
No.
I have a boost.
Is it from one of your talents?
Possible.
I was just looking at him though.
And I don't remember.
Oh, I see this boost.
Oh, no.
I got a boost.
Yeah.
Stalker.
Add boost to stealth and coordination.
Always?
Yeah.
Oh.
Add a boost to stealth and coordination checks.
Yeah.
Okay.
It will be.
His back was turned.
His back is turned.
So, yeah.
It'll be that.
I'm going to flip a dark side point.
Oh, fucker.
Because.
I haven't had one success.
Today you haven't?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um.
A dark side point.
That will add a setback.
Because.
It echoes.
In that.
In that hallway.
Because it's all stone.
Um.
So, you'll have a setback.
It'll be two difficulty.
Against your stealth.
God damn it.
Ooh.
Fuck.
How did you.
How did you lose again?
All right.
Um.
Oh.
Um.
So.
He hears.
He hears you.
And he turns around.
And he says.
You.
Twi'lek.
What are you doing down by the gladiators?
I'm here as entertainment.
For.
Inmate.
Seven two four zero.
What did he do?
He's just an idiot.
He won his last fight.
Idiot.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I don't think he did.
He did.
Deception.
God damn it.
He did.
Deception.
Hold on.
I gotta check.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna say that next time you claim something, Tiger.
Like.
It's true.
Deception.
Gotta roll it.
And then I'm just gonna.
I'm gonna pull dice out of my pocket.
Out of your ass.
All right.
So.
Deception will be against.
It's probably vigilance again, I think.
No.
It'll be discipline.
No.
Come on.
He's a dumb guard.
Just make it an easy one.
Yeah.
You would love that one, you.
Uh.
Yeah.
It'll be.
Consider the fact that I have it as one.
Discipline.
So it's gonna be.
Oh, it's the same anyway.
So it'll be two difficulty.
Two, two.
Okay.
Motherfucker.
What did you do?
What did I do?
God, what did I do to you today?
You know what?
The thing is, you only have 50.
It's like you only have.
You have 50-50 chance of failing it.
You know, and the thing is.
You use it while you're luck getting that $1,000 tip.
Right?
And the thing is, is that the game is slightly weighted to let positive outcomes happen more
often than negative outcomes.
So the weak way.
The weak way thug says, you don't look like any sort of entertainment.
Prisoner 7240 or anybody for that matter would like.
Well, just because you don't like me doesn't mean they won't.
Who?
Can I see your credentials?
Your entertainer credentials?
Are you operating unlicensed?
What?
There's a license to be an entertainer?
I'm just doing what Timo told me.
Do you want to roll another deception?
I got fast punch.
You can roll another deception, but it's going to be a setback.
Because it's just because it's another deception in a row.
He's already he's already suspicious of you.
I mean, I can't pull my fucking gun.
I'm not sure you have any other choices.
I don't know.
Maybe see if you can get closer to him and then knock him out.
I'm going to flip the lights at point.
That works so well for you.
Saying that
that
prisoner
shit, what was the number I gave?
7240.
really, really likes androgynous
twi'leks.
And he's had a pass of this.
Or he's had
he's had this
he's had them delivered to his
his cell before for winning a match.
Okay.
I would recommend that you
tell the bodyguard
or I mean, not the bodyguard
the guard that
and
also
it's going to be
I'm going to say it's an upgrade
to one of your
your abilities
in order for that deception to work.
Okay.
But I still have the setback.
What was the setback for?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because you're trying again.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Still doesn't look good.
You have one green
one yellow
a setback
and two difficulty.
Yeah.
It doesn't look good.
All right.
I'll try it.
God.
Unbelievable.
All right.
So you
you
you tell him
go talk to
prisoner seven
or not prisoner
gladiator
seven two four zero
and say
you think about
the androgynous thing
and he says
I don't believe it.
He had a smoking
hot ass
twilight in here
two weeks ago.
And I'm not smoking hot.
No.
Now get out of here
before I
call my supervisor.
All right.
I walk away.
but if Timo
hears about this
it's your ass.
What's your
what's your guard
number?
Seven two
four one.
Weird, huh?
That's very weird.
Yeah.
Timo's gonna hear
about this
and it's gonna be
your ass on the line.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, I walk away
because I don't
want to start a fight.
Okay, back to RX.
Hey.
Well.
Fuck it.
I just wait.
Yeah, fuck it.
Wait.
That's
they've been saying
that through the centuries.
Well, I mean
I'm not gonna just
kill the power
and throw everything
in just Ray
while Mac
hasn't learned anything yet.
There's still a chance
he's learned something
and there's no reason
to do it right now.
Okay.
There's every reason
to wait
and no reason
to flip the switch.
Okay.
I agree.
I agree with all that.
We're here at 10 o'clock.
I think we can
who's got his
got his goggles?
He's got his goggles.
Can you sneak off
to the
You snuck off
to the bathroom?
I really don't
really
I don't want to know
why you have goggles
in the bathroom.
It's probably disgusting.
Why would it be disgusting?
I'm sure it's sexual.
Why else
would you have them
in the bathroom?
That's where
I keep my swimwear.
I'm too upset
from all my failures today.
I'm going to write that down.
That's going to be
that's going to be
the name of the episode.
What?
I'm too upset
from all my failures today.
From all my failures.
All right.
Maybe just
all my failures.
Yeah.
That's a more succinct.
Yeah, I like that.
Sometimes I struggle
getting them
the titles
down short.
Everybody good for Monday?
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
What's this week
look like for me?
I'll probably just
hit you guys up
in the Discord.
I think I could probably
I didn't get anything
done last week
but I can get some
new stuff done
this week.
Okay.
Did you guys want
to do like
an in-person one too?
Because I need to know
I need to be able
to request it.
So not to break
narrative I guess
the Teemo encounter
is the last encounter
of this
adventure.
So I do have
another one queued up.
We can either do
in-person for
the end of this adventure
or the start of the next one.
I think that would be
a good time to do it
which would be
this week
next week
or the week after
depending on how fast
this goes.
So I'm thinking
that an in-person one
would be good
in the next
two weeks maybe.
All right.
Well I
That's too soon for you.
Yeah.
How soon can you
I would say this
I mean just
how about this
Andy
request off the
the soonest Monday
you can.
Well I have
I have all Mondays off.
Oh.
But I just
like if we want
I'm not going to make
make you guys
drive out here
for
on a Monday
to play in person.
Oh duh.
Right.
It has to be a Saturday.
It has to be Friday
or Saturday
or Sunday.
I'm game for doing that
too though.
It really is Saturday
or Sunday actually
because I can't
I mean I couldn't
get out to there
at any reasonable time
even on a Friday
unless you guys
want to start
at like 8.
I mean I wouldn't
mind starting
at 8.
I don't
like some
as long as people
don't get tired
like sleepy
like towards
I get tired
pretty early.
Okay.
All right.
Then probably not
a Friday.
Yeah.
Saturday
or Sunday
works best for me.
Also
I can't do the 22nd
which I think
is this Saturday
so
yeah
that's this Saturday
because that's my
we're having a
joint birthday party
for my kids.
Okay.
I'm sure my invite's
in the mail.
So like
you can come to the
park.
Yeah.
We're just going to
the park.
It's really just a
family thing
but if you want to
come you can come
celebrate like
one year old.
I guess I'm not
part of the family.
I mean if you have
to come.
Um
29th
so I like the 29th
would probably be okay.
The 5th would probably
be fine for me.
Oh
actually
yeah
wait yeah
let's do the 5th
because I'll have my
new car
so I bring my new car
out so you guys
can see it.
What if I don't
want to see your new car?
I mean do you
really want to take
it down?
Well
fuck you.
Do you want to
take it down
mom and dad's driveway?
No let's go to
booze.
Yeah go to booze.
Let's go to booze.
First of all
we could go to booze
but also
to be fine
I mean it can
handle some bumps.
It has suspension.
Does it?
I'm not going to
rip it down the driveway.
I mean
it's
I know
the driveway's
super bad.
I
didn't drive down it
like
a couple months ago.
I remember
boo are you up
for hosting?
On the 5th
I think so
I have fishing trips
the 7th, 8th, and 9th
but the 5th
I think I should be
okay.
Oh
would you mind
hosting on
the 5th
like the Saturday
before?
That's fine.
As far as right now
I'll let me
I think I should be
good for that.
Well since you're hosting
even if you don't
if you even
can't host
because you still
make it to
mom and dad's?
Yeah
no
I can host
it's more of
I gotta double check
and see what
I'm like 98%
sure that I'm
able to host
I just want to
make sure that
we're not
leaving like
the Sunday
or I think
I'm leaving
Monday
yeah
I'm like
I'm pretty sure
we're leaving
Monday morning
but I want to
double check
you know
so but
yeah I can host
and do everything
I think
I'm not
if you guys
want
if you're hosting
if you're making
that and then
Andy bought the
food last time
I can break
food this time
like dinner
like you could
supply snacks
or whatever
you want to
supply
but I can
certainly get
pizza or wings
or whatever
you guys want
for dinner
okay
so
that sounds
great
I will
I will put
in the request
I can't
guarantee
anything
though
okay
if you can't
get the fifth
then just let us
know
how far ahead
will you know
that you can
or can't
get it
I probably
should find out
by Friday
okay
sure
yeah
why don't you
just try to
request it off
and then
we'll see
what happens
okay
and then
what kind
of comments
should I add
like
for your
just comment
on the request
off
yeah
because we're
so short
on dealers
that I think
it's got to
be like
say like
something
something really
good
I don't know
my birthday
tell them
three of your
friends are
dying
brother's
wedding
same thing
you're the
best man
I've already
used that twice
last year
well then
I'm a best
or a
husband
I was
gonna say
your brother's
your brother
just gets
married a lot
what can you
say
I'm a bad
husband
all right
well I'll
put in for
a PTO
instead of
a special
request
time off
and then
I would like
to do
in the city
whether it's
Ryan's or
mine
I don't
really care
the next
the time
after
yeah
I'd be
certainly
willing to
host
we have
the whole
basement
I can set
up a bunch
of tables
and we
can be
loud down
there
and have
food
and everything
so if
you guys
ever want
to do
city
I'd be
happy to
host
also the
street parking
on my
street is
free
as long
as you
can find
a spot
but on a
Saturday
you should
be pretty
easy to
be able to
find a
spot
okay
I submitted
it as
PTO for
a family
party
yeah
does it
matter what
you submitted
as
I suppose
I could see
the logic
in that
if multiple
dealers all
requested off
the same
day
they'd probably
give
precedence
to the
one
that they
think
sounded
the most
important
possibly
yeah
okay
but that's
not clear
to you
how they
make that
decision
Andy
no
it's not a
first come
first serve
thing
it would
seem
they try
to prioritize
based on
importance
I don't
know man
or perceived
it's probably
just a system
it's tough
being a drug
dealer these
days
there might
have been
because there
are two
people off
a day
for like
PTO
so if
two people
have already
taken that
that day
for PTO
then I won't
get it
I could probably
stop recording