I don't know how this is going to turn out.
Okay.
So, you guys are all in Timo's palace.
You're in the communications room.
No, aren't I?
Oh, the power room.
I'm in the power room, ready to crash the power, and I decide it's a good idea.
It's opportunistic time.
Sarn is at, oh no, you snuck back into the warehouse.
Yeah.
Because you went out and talked to some of the thaws in that hallway.
Right.
In the slave's quarters, yeah.
Or the gladiator.
The gladiator cells.
They're slaves, you're close enough.
The thug sort of rebutted you, and you went back into the warehouse.
After, like, three failed checks.
Yes, after three failed checks.
And Mac is sitting at the bar in what is basically, it's like a stadium seating in, like, a fight pit.
It's like an underground fight pit.
And, like, Trex kind of thinks that he saw him.
Trex is somewhat suspicious, and you saw Trex.
But I also was very, very drunk.
You were, you, yeah, you did not.
Oh, you were acting very drunk.
Yes.
You were acting, you jumped and bumped into a bunch of people.
So here's what's going to be, you're just going to be aware about tonight, because I have been drinking.
So I've got to act like I'm sober pretending to be drunk.
It's going to be an acting challenge.
It's like that Robert Downey Jr. quote from Tropic Thunder.
Can you recite it for us?
No, I can't remember.
It's just like, I'm Robert Downey Jr.
I'm a white dude pretending to be a black dude pretending to be a white dude.
I know who I am.
Or something like that.
I think I was fucked up when I watched Tropic Thunder.
That's really cool.
Yeah, why does that not surprise me?
Okay.
So now what?
I go back over to RX.
So you guys, so you guys are back in and remember the, I forgot my shoulder so I don't have the map of the Hutts Palace.
But you could just turn the computer 90 degrees.
Yeah, for now.
Until I need to look at something.
Well, like, no, more like so that it's facing me, directly me, and then everyone can be able to see it pretty much like that.
Is that good?
You guys can see it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's basically the palace.
Bad side.
So, yeah, so me and Saren then are in the room with the orange lines.
Yep, you guys are in the power room.
Okay, so let's say Saren went back over here.
And then, I mean, honestly, we're really just waiting to see what.
Well, it's real destiny.
Destiny!
The whole point of this was to wait for, to allow Mac to try to figure some things out.
Like, see what he can find.
So, like, we're just kind of waiting to see what he can find.
Dang it.
I'm going to roll up.
Dark.
Too late.
All right, so four light and too dark.
Four light, too dark.
Yeah, I'm going to look around, but I don't know what I'm going to find here.
Yeah, I mean, like, the idea was just, like, listen and, like, spy and, like, just see what
you can see.
I just want to watch some fights.
Okay, so let's say that Saren and Rx meet back in the power room and you guys are going
to discuss what, like, the future, what the plan is now.
Because you couldn't get into the gladiators.
That was kind of the plan before.
It was a plan to cause confusion.
Right.
So, you were unsuccessful in releasing the gladiators?
They didn't buy my bullshit.
Hmm.
Unfortunate.
Well, nonetheless, killing the power should plunge the entire palace into darkness.
It should be still a pretty sufficient distraction.
We shall just wait to see what Mac is able to discover in the cantina.
Okay.
Don't worry about me.
How is it?
Wait, wait, I brought it.
Did you bring it?
I brought it.
Your child didn't choke on it?
No.
Obviously not.
Well, I don't know.
I didn't see it.
You got it back.
I forgot that.
Mac.
Come in.
Hello?
Mac.
What are you seeing?
What is the situation in the throne room?
Who is this?
How is the situation in the throne room?
It's going good.
I've had a few drinks at the bar.
And I think...
Wait, have you act?
I think you're going surely.
Yeah.
I've had it at the bar.
Right?
Okay.
You had not at the end of last session?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's no reason that you couldn't have had a few space shots.
You were pretending to be drunk.
No.
He had bumped into someone.
The bartender thought he was drunk.
Made him blow a breathalyzer.
And he blowed 0.0.
And they continued to surfing.
Yes.
I've been sitting here drinking at the bar.
Talking to the bartender a little bit.
Knows a lot about his drinks.
Okay.
But anything that will help us.
You know.
With our mission.
Hold on.
Let me ask.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Pizza's here.
Oh!
Pizza's here.
What?
Pizza?
What about your cloak?
Oh, let me show you the new.
The new.
Does this have the new lobby in it?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Cool.
Yeah, but.
That's what Teemo looks like.
I was like, they're just making a rocket out there.
I guess so.
But I put some Rill on there.
Oh, that's what that is.
Okay.
It's Rill.
Oh, okay.
Our favorite.
Our favorite illicit substance.
There's other stuff in here.
I didn't.
I just didn't have a.
I like it.
I'm going to put the other stuff in there.
There was.
I had put the picture of.
What was it?
My Trandoshan lover.
The Polaroid.
Oh, yeah.
One second.
Do you want to still hold it?
No.
I don't want to hold it.
All right.
We can take a break.
Hi.
Sorry about that.
We got very far.
We got so far.
But I think we got like the.
The summary of last week.
A little bit.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
I do remember Matt got very confused.
as you guys.
You ready?
Can you take this one?
Yeah.
Let's figure out.
Yeah.
What we were doing.
I better close this before you guys.
Read it.
I will discover all of your secrets.
God.
God's secrets.
Oh, I can follow.
Okay.
Because you said you want to turn off the power.
Well, because the idea was we're hoping.
I'm hoping that if we can turn off the power, we can then.
I'll just relay the plan in narrative here.
To Sarn.
Yeah.
Sarn.
Okay.
So the plan.
It comes in handy.
The plan.
The plan is that we will wait until an opportune moment to kill the power.
Then we will hurry to the communications room and attempt to send out a communique by powering
the communications hub through my power, thus bypassing the security routines they have.
And then if I can look through the security protocols, I'm hoping that I can find something
that would lose evidence to him doing the wrong thing.
I don't know really where else to look.
Yeah.
The workshop was a dead end and.
Still is a gladiator.
Yeah.
So, I mean, unless he's hiding it under his butt on the throne.
That is a huge possibility.
Right.
It is a big butt.
Yeah.
He might just have a document there that's like, plan to take over Java.
Plan to take over Java.
I'm hoping to find the PDF version of it.
The communications room.
The space PDF, sorry.
Are you guys, you guys are in, you guys are still in the power room?
Yeah, which is right next to the communications room.
Okay.
And luckily, these rooms are completely vacant in the evening bed.
Well, who's going to hang out in the power room?
I don't know.
Fucking slaves.
Okay.
Servants.
Servants?
No, there's nobody in there.
You guys are, you guys lucked out.
That's what I said.
So, let's say that Mac sitting at the bar was just served a beer.
Space beer.
There you go.
Thank you, sir.
Space beer.
Space brew.
How's it going tonight?
It's busy.
Yeah, I can tell.
How's the fights been going?
Fights are good.
People are super excited about the band.
Anything going on?
Band?
What band?
Yeah.
Band.
Band Jack's Wab and the Scinders.
Jizz Masters.
They're Jizz Masters.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
No, they play Bith House.
Oh, Bith House.
I don't know anything about that.
You don't?
No.
Oh, it's real big on Tatooine.
You from Tatooine?
I'm from around that part, but I've never heard about it.
What's up, bud?
I'm going to take one of these.
Go ahead.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
I just don't want to drink anymore.
Yeah, I'm from around, so I'm in front of it, but I just haven't heard that band.
I'm kind of a homebody.
Oh, you're a homebody, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Where are you from?
You know, Mos Espa.
Oh, Mos Espa?
Yeah, yeah.
Mos Espa.
I never heard of it.
A small town.
Mining town.
In Tatooine?
I'm Tatooine.
Oh, what do you guys listen to over there?
We listen to jizz.
Jizz.
But you've never heard of smooth bandjacks?
No, no.
We're very religious-based jizz, you know.
Oh.
You're one of those.
You know, it's just the town I come from.
That's why I'm here, man.
Oh, just trying to get out?
Yeah.
See something?
How's Timo?
How's he been?
Timo?
Yeah.
Timo runs the place, right?
Yeah, yeah.
How's he?
Yeah.
Is it?
I see him over there.
You look at him.
He's just...
Yeah, and as you look at Timo, he just threw another little, like, space critter in the air and then eats it.
Yeah, look at that.
I'm pretty sure that was a Womp Rat.
I knew it.
I think, yeah, I think that's right.
I think that was a Womp Rat.
He's been munching on him all day.
But I'm not going to tell him he's got a problem.
Oh, man.
Yeah, no, Timo runs this place.
He's got gladiators in here fighting sometimes.
That's pretty cool.
Do you think we could poison they want Bratz?
Uh, no.
I'm just listening.
Oh, you are listening to the...
Yeah.
Because I don't know how to turn this damn thing on.
Can you hear him listen?
Is that thing talking?
No, no, this is my...
This is...
I don't think so.
This is how I listen to music.
Oh, that's that religious jizz?
Yeah, yeah.
Here, you want to listen?
Yeah, sure.
Let me see.
Guys, sing.
I'm sorry.
Deception.
God.
That's terrible.
I didn't say it was good, man.
That's why I'm here listening to this great band.
I hear...
Have you ever heard of Bebo?
Uh, Bebo.
Bebo.
Oh, Bebo.
Yeah.
I know Bebo.
Bebo.
That's it.
You know what?
Bebo?
Bob Bebo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no, I've heard of him.
Great jizz player.
Fantastic.
He can do amazing things with jizz.
Yeah, exactly.
Amazing.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, he's a great guy.
Do you know him?
I may have heard of him.
Very great noncommittal answer.
It's almost as if you don't know your own past yet.
I met his son once.
A little turd.
That guy is a turd.
Yeah, he's a turd.
I mean, you know, rock star's son.
It's hard.
But that album he came out with was really super weird.
Yeah.
It's almost as if he doesn't know how to play the space organ.
I don't think he does.
Really?
No.
I met him once and he was, it wasn't a good time.
But you know what?
Celebrities, you know, five people away from Kevin Bacon, that kind of thing.
Oh, yeah.
Space bacon.
He might have had some brain damage.
Yeah, brain damage.
Who?
Bebo.
Oh.
Bebo or Bebo?
I always get confused.
You know, those guys, those, that alien race, all their names is Beboos and Bebops.
It's, I mean, it may sound a little specious.
It may a little racist.
You're getting close.
I know, I know, I know.
What species is the bartender?
No, the bartender's Deberonian.
They all are.
Oh.
Deberon.
I knew it.
They're nothing like you Deberonians.
You guys are great.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for noticing.
Did you see my horn?
I did see your horns.
They're very, very well shined.
I noticed that on the way in.
Yeah, I shined them.
Oh, dude.
It helps with the tips.
You know what?
Here's a tip.
And I give them a space credit.
Thank you for one credit.
Hey, one drink worth per credit, you know?
No.
And I gave them, and this was after I just, you know, complimented your horns.
So, what's, is Timo got anything going on tonight?
Is anything going on?
Well, like I said, he's got this new house band with this, um...
Uh...
Hold on.
Think we can impersonate the band?
No, no.
Band Jack's web.
That's the name of the, the, the clue horn player.
The clue horn player?
Yeah, clue horn player.
He's came from, uh, you know, he gets a lot of recitals around here.
You guys play a lot of music during, during the gladiator matches?
No, just in between.
Oh.
In between.
Yeah, in between matches.
I don't know when the next match is.
Probably soon.
Yeah.
Who's fighting?
Anyone live?
Ugh.
This one guy.
He's undefeated.
And I guess the other guy's undefeated.
Because if you're defeated, you're dead.
So, um...
Is it...
Should be good.
Is it Paul Logan and Mayflower Lloyd?
Yes, Mayflower Lloyd.
And Paul Logan.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's actually a fight.
That's happened this weekend, I think.
Oh, yeah.
His name is not Mayflower, but that's fine.
What is it?
It is a fight.
Oh, Mayflower.
Oh, you know, I thought it was...
Yeah, no.
Um...
Yeah, they'll probably fight.
No.
I mean, I think they're fighting.
Well, Mayflower Lloyd is undefeated.
And as I mentioned, Paul Logan is also undefeated.
Wow.
That's like two undefeated people fighting.
That's got to match.
It's going to be...
Is that tonight?
Wait, did you get your bets in?
I did not.
I take bets.
Where do I...
I'm a bookie.
You're a bookie?
Yeah, I'm a bookie.
I put $10 on Mayweather.
Ooh.
Mayflower.
Yes.
I'm pretty sure Logan Paul's a jerk.
All right.
So...
I was going to say pedophile, but I think that's way too dirty for this universe.
So you want $10 on Mayflower?
10 credits.
Okay.
10 credits on Mayflower.
I'll take your money.
All right.
So I'm giving you a minus 11 credits.
I don't even know how much money I have.
I hope you have more than 11.
The sunset was really nice.
Yeah.
It's weird.
It's always in a different spot.
I don't know if that doesn't work.
What is it?
The sunset.
No.
Because of Aaron.
You were talking about that earlier.
That he...
Oh, you were outside.
He like climbed up a silo and nailed a lawn chair to the silo to watch the sunset.
Oh, yeah.
Sunrise.
And he sat there for three...
Oh, whatever.
I thought it was sunset.
Sunrise.
Bridget said sunrise.
Oh, okay.
And then he sat there for three hours and realized...
That's the wrong side of the silo.
I know the side of the silo.
I have ways over like 300 pounds.
Not at the time.
Yeah.
But dude, could you imagine now?
Yeah, it would be...
Tear down the whole silo.
Yeah, but it might fall down.
That'd be fine.
Your brother's real heavy?
Yeah.
He's not fat.
He's just big.
He's a big guy.
He's fat now.
He's thick.
He's a big fat man.
He's thick.
He's not thick.
He could beat you up.
I said not.
Yeah, but I could just run away.
Well, you could still beat you up.
I don't know.
Yeah, but you couldn't beat Andy.
I mean, in like a gladiator fight.
There's no running away.
Oh, okay.
So Aaron is another gladiator.
All right.
And someone named Tiger?
Aaron.
And someone named Tigrax.
Tigrax.
Space Tiger.
Yeah, so we got...
After the...
Let's just say...
And I think you're going to lose...
Bayflower and Paul Logan, if you lose that one.
Just let me know what you think about Tigrax and Aaron.
Aaron.
I'll...
Yeah.
That'll be later today.
Oh, man.
That sounds...
You got a good list to line up with tonight.
Well, that's the last one.
That's the title fight.
You done messed up, A-A-Rod.
Okay.
All right.
Well, enjoy your beer.
Thank you.
And he walks away.
Guys, I got bad news.
That didn't help at all.
I don't think that helped at all.
But guys...
Hey, can you pretend...
Can you pretend to be a arms dealer and inquire if they are still looking for droid parts around here?
That's a great idea.
I'm pretty drunk, though.
That's when you do your best work.
All right.
You are allowed to say no to this plan.
Hey, Barkeep.
Barkeep.
No.
Barkeep.
Yeah.
What was your name again?
I regret this plan immediately.
Yeah.
My name is Pash Skyblade.
Oh.
Hey, Pash.
What can I do you for?
I mean, your beers...
You are drinking these real fast.
Oh, well.
You know, it's been a rough, rough year.
A rough, rough, rough year.
I got a question.
Are you guys looking for any arms?
Any droid parts?
No, no, no.
The establishment.
I've come across some...
I'm in a bad way.
I need to make some money.
And I got some arms.
You need to make some money.
I got some droid arms.
Have you ever...
I got arms like guns?
...ever, like, moved cans of space alcohol from, you know, storage fridges to, like, bar fridges?
Illegally or illegally?
No, no.
Legally.
It sounds like I'm smuggling them.
No.
In which case...
No, no, no, no.
It does not need to be secret.
Everybody knows that the beers at the bar come from somewhere else.
And I just need you to take them from over there to here.
I can hire you for that.
I can do that.
What?
No, don't do that.
But also...
I mean, it doesn't pay much.
I got droid parts.
Do you guys need any droid parts?
I don't need droid parts.
Do you know if Mr...
I'm a bartender.
You know Mr. Hudover that needs droid parts?
I think I've heard he needs droid parts.
Do you know what I mean?
What have you heard?
I heard he needs droid parts.
You know.
The Roger Roger droids.
Oh.
Guys, what's the name of that droid?
B1.
A B2.
Who are you talking to?
B1.
Oh, this is...
This is my personal journal.
Okay.
This is a strange thing.
The journal...
No, I have no need for battle droids.
How do you keep track of your inventory?
You know I don't, but my therapist says I should.
And I've been telling him I'm doing it, but I haven't been doing it.
Okay.
He keeps saying, right, or speak into a journal, and I tell him, yeah, I'll do that later.
It's like flossing.
You got to take care of yourself.
Soft care.
Okay.
But speaking of that, you said you need droids?
No, I didn't say that.
I don't need droids.
I'm a simple bartender.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Ask to speak to the manager.
Who is this?
Did you just ask your journal who is this?
Yeah.
That's awfully existential.
It is.
I'm a very existentialist.
Terrible.
Terrible idea.
I am the manager.
Oh, God damn it.
Well, thank you very much.
I'm just trying to sell some droid parts.
If you could pass it along to your superiors, any friends you know, I have some droid parts.
B-1s.
You know what?
The finest B-1s you'd find.
I do know, you know, those are battle droids, right?
I think so.
I think that man back there might need them.
And he looks over and he waves.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
And waving back is a Trandoshan.
Oh.
Uh, this guy's always looking to get an edge.
Do you want me to bring him over?
Uh, is it Trex?
Can I ask?
Yeah.
Is it Trex?
Do I recognize him?
Um, so you look and he waves over and he's waving in the general direction where you saw Trex.
Oh, boy.
Um, and Trex kind of nods back.
I mean, you know, that guy, I mean, he's always looking for, like, the next edge in technology to help him.
How good's my deception right now?
I don't know.
You got the book.
Not that good.
Uh, yeah.
I'd say no.
Say no.
Say you're good.
And he comes over.
Say no.
Say good.
He's already coming out.
He's walking over here.
He's walking.
He walks by.
Hey, Trex, come over here.
Come over here.
And he comes by and he sits down right next to you and he's like, yeah.
Hello.
This guy, uh, he's got, like, some droid parts to sell.
He's like, oh, yeah.
And then he looks at you and what do you say?
Uh, hi.
Uh, yes.
Uh, I've recently come across some droid parts.
B1 droids.
Is that some kind of cloak?
Yes.
I was burned.
Those burned?
Yeah.
That sounds terrible.
Those goggles.
Yes.
They also look familiar.
I took them from, uh, kabats.
Was this kabat's name Thweak?
No.
His name was Thwack.
Thwack.
His brother?
No.
Okay.
Not really.
It's been Quack.
Okay.
It's been Quack.
I've seen Quack.
It's been Quack.
Roll a deception.
What is that?
I have no idea what the angel.
I can't even see anything.
Let's see.
Where's Traxad in here?
Okay.
I have two of these.
I'm starting to think we should have just killed Traxad from the beginning.
No, it's fine.
No, you guys got some information from him.
Yeah, plus it's fun to have him with a villain.
I imagine he looks like Isaac.
So Deception will be against.
But like a troddo.
Willpower, probably.
How much is.
So it's three difficulty.
Well, you know where I fall on the issue of killing people so they don't come back down.
Well, yeah, I know now.
You know now.
Well, maybe not at the time.
So two purple.
Two purple?
Against your Deception.
I'm pretty sure it's hard.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Three.
Yeah, you're right.
You're going to have to.
Why did you say that?
Well, yeah.
Try to get.
Yeah.
Just make sure that they're separate so Andy and Ryan can.
Okay.
So what?
These are threats, right?
Yeah.
And then these are.
So then what are successes and what are.
So successes.
That one there, the green one is success.
Okay.
So successes are explosions.
And that's three successes.
And one threat.
Yeah.
Okay.
These cancel.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you successfully lie your way out of the thweek goggles.
Oh, because you see, I worked closely with this man.
Because he's a loser.
Thweek.
And he's gone missing.
Those Kubas.
You can't really trust them.
Wait a second.
My thwack.
How did you get his goggles?
I killed him.
I'm wanted in 12 systems.
Do you have a bounty on your head?
You're talking to a freaking bounty on your head.
No.
Which systems?
I'm paid up on all my bounties.
Okay, but you're selling droid parts.
Yes.
I would like some droid parts.
I have the best B1 parts you've ever seen.
Hey.
Hold on a second.
My diary's calling.
Lead him to the warehouse.
And he can get the jump on it.
I want to kill this bastard.
Let's question him first.
Would you like to go to our warehouse?
My warehouse that I have where I keep these parts, I have their...
It's very close by.
Where is this warehouse?
Very close by.
No, you...
Tell him you already have the shipment delivered into the Huttese warehouse.
Or the Palace warehouse.
They're at the Palace warehouse.
Why do you have droid parts at Timo's Palace?
I'll be honest with you.
I came across these.
I'm trying to unload them.
They're just eating into my wallet.
I brought them here hopefully tonight.
I heard through the grapevine there might be some people here that want these kind of droid parts.
I'm just trying to get rid of them.
Fuck.
That is a very weak negotiation to be in.
It's a point to be in.
Do you want them or not?
What sort of price are we talking here?
What would you like?
I'm just honestly...
I just want to get rid of them.
They're functioning droid parts.
Yes.
Like a battle droid.
How many battle droids?
Oh, fuck.
Uh...
A score?
300.
A 300.
A 300 score?
Yeah.
No.
Not 300.
That's like 600,000 maybe.
6,000.
Just...
Listen, man.
I'm drunk.
I have about 300 droids.
I don't know if you should be doing business.
You are too drunk for business.
I don't think I should be doing business either, but this is where I am.
Okay, thanks.
Hey, thanks, bartender, for bringing me this guy.
He's clearly not serious.
You're not serious.
He walks off.
Jerk.
Ah!
And he gives you the Trandoshan finger.
Uh, thanks for that.
It's gonna take me a long time to clear things with Trex now.
Hey, thanks for that.
I have droid parts I'm trying to get rid of, and he doesn't want them.
Hmm.
Back to starting an RX in the warehouse.
Um, alright, well...
I'm gonna turn off my communicator.
You can do that.
No.
You can.
I re-heared.
Did you say that over the country?
Do you want to get rid of it?
Um...
Alright, well that plan failed horribly.
He is very bad at this whole thing.
I don't know why.
I just succeeded in my deception.
Yeah, because...
But you don't know how to lie.
No, but he...
You succeeded in the deception of the goggles.
You said that the goggles were thlacks.
Wow.
They were not from fleek.
They were from thlack.
Yeah.
That was the deception.
Alright, so now what are we?
Fuck if I know.
I'm so confused.
I'm trying to prove like a major Hattese conspiracy here, and we have fuck all.
Um...
You do not have fuck all.
You have some evidence.
You have the data pants showing...
Circumstantial at best.
It is, but you have some other stuff to bolster something.
Yeah, like if you had some more circumstantial evidence, then I think you would be good to blackmail Hutt.
Um, well, I suppose we could just enact the plan.
Um...
What kind of check...
Just refresh my memory here.
What kind of check was it to access the communication computer?
So, um...
The pingle in your tingle told you that the security system is active.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, you could...
Based on your experience, you would know this would be somewhat of a setback.
Sure.
Um...
Thanks, Scott.
Yes.
Uh, then...
You can give me a roundabout thing of things you're looking for in the computer, and those will
difficulty...
Change in difficulty.
Okay.
Um...
And, uh, so...
So, if you did, like...
I don't think this is how it's supposed to go.
But you can...
Let's say, if you're feeling less creative, you can say, I'm gonna look easy, I'm gonna look
hard, I'm gonna look...
Okay.
All right, fine.
I walk back into the communication hub, and, um...
I...
Pingle up to the computer.
Did you say pingle up?
Yeah.
Pingle up.
Um...
That's the sound it makes.
And then, um...
And then I want to do a search for...
Communications logs.
High level.
Okay.
Who...
Who the communication was with, uh, and how long the communication was, whether it was
a message or a live call.
Okay, that would be a hard computers check.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Out of ideas.
No, that was a good idea.
All right, so computers is four.
Great.
And then it's hard.
It's gonna be three different things.
Yep.
All right, so let's...
That's a success.
Those are threats.
No, wait, hold on.
This one is an advantage.
That's an advantage.
This is a success.
This is a success and an advantage.
So you have no failures.
And these are threats, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so then that means I only get two successes and nothing else.
So two successes.
Okay.
Two successes.
You find in the computer...
Shall we reboot it?
Sure.
I'll just repeat it.
There are recorded conversations between Teemo and his Bith spy, proving that Teemo is spying
on Java.
All right, that's probably enough information.
All right, I'll just wait for Bree to get back.
So that's how I say the rest of the plan.
There is more information in this computer.
I'm sure.
But I don't need it.
Actually, you're supposed to have a setback.
But the setback can only give you one failure.
So I don't think there's two failures on the setback.
So I would have passed anyway.
You would have passed anyway.
But let's not forget it again.
Because you had two successes, right?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, it's too.
That's the filament.
Oh, filament.
The triangle-looking thing?
Yeah.
Oh, filament.
Oh.
Oh, filament.
I searched the computer for communication logs.
And I found records of Java talking to his spy that proved that he's been spying on...
I mean, Timo has been spying on Java.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
What a dick.
Now you are filled in.
Thanks.
You may want to leave the cantina and rejoin us.
Post-haste.
I will.
One more drink.
I really want to kill Treks, though.
When we kill the power, you can do whatever you want.
Yeah, but I want him to, like, punch Treks and have him follow him in a warehouse.
Well, then strike it down.
I'd turn it back on.
Hey, Mac.
We just put him back in.
Okay.
He has a plan for Mac.
Okay.
On your way out, can you punch Treks and have him follow you into the warehouse?
What?
Punch Treks.
And then run into the warehouse.
Is this our best plan?
It's our only plan.
Oh.
What is this?
It's actually true.
I don't know.
Meanwhile, can I take all of the data that I have?
On this.
So, like, the data from the data recorder.
Remember.
All the B1s that I have.
Yes.
This will be hard on this.
Right.
Can I put this all into a communication, an outgoing communication message, broadband to everybody on the planet and not send it yet?
I tend to say yes.
I'm just trying to think of anything else we can do.
If that's sort of like a computer's hacking type thing.
I mean, it's sending a message.
I just don't feel like it's all.
But it's also time delayed, right?
It's like a dead man switch.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess I figured, like, as a droid, I would just be able to do that inherently.
But if you don't think so, then you don't think so.
That's fine.
No.
That can be something that you can.
No.
Let's roll for it.
Okay.
It's a computer's average check.
Now, this roll is only for if you can get the computer to be remotely triggered to send the message.
Okay.
So that's...
Right.
I wrote these two.
I'm going to roll two, right?
I didn't roll that one.
That one's wrong.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then this one and these two.
Okay.
So I have two successes but one failure.
So I have one success.
So you have one success.
And then I have one advantage as well.
And one advantage.
Do you have something you want to spend the advantage on?
Not really, no.
Okay.
So that's something that you can rig up in the computer.
Okay.
Cool.
So...
Then I start headed to...
I head out to the throne room.
Okay.
Oh, I can just punch Trex for you if you'd like to.
What?
Oh, no.
I just remembered I have a stalker.
Okay.
And I could have used it in the gladiator cells.
I think you did.
Oh, I did.
Yeah.
I still failed.
You just still failed.
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure you did.
Okay.
So you're going to go out to the throne room.
Yeah.
I'm going to go black round, team round.
Okay.
But you can't run fast enough.
So he gets Trex back.
He's not...
If he kills me, his whole plan is going to be ruined.
He won't kill me.
That's not...
I'm going to go stand in front of Teemo and blackmail him to his face.
Okay.
You want to come or do you want to stay?
I want to kill Trex.
I mean, it could be part of our agreement with Teemo.
That you can fight Trex in the gladiator pit.
No.
No, that won't work both of them.
I'll just shoot him.
I just want to shoot him.
Why don't you track Trex down and you follow him?
And I'll kind of sit...
I guess I am stealthy and coordinated as a stalker.
As a stalker.
While you're talking to Teemo, I'll just sneak up on Trex.
That's true.
Let's go.
I'll kind of keep you...
I'll watch you back.
All right.
So we get into the throne room.
Is there a fight going on?
Trex's girlfriend's behind you.
Yeah.
Let's say...
Paint the scene.
Okay.
So you walk in...
To the main hall.
Yeah.
And into the...
You walk through out of the warehouse into the main hall.
And you're still...
So you're at 6 o'clock.
Teemo's at like 1 o'clock across the hall.
And as you walk through, they're bringing out the fighters.
Okay.
And people are cheering and cheering and cheering for...
And now...
The next fighter...
Mayflower Lloyd!
And people are going crazy.
Now...
Mac will remember...
That he spent 10 credits...
That Mayflower Lloyd will win.
Yes.
Does he cheer for Mayflower Lloyd?
Or is he too drunk to notice?
I'm not really paying attention.
So he's not paying attention.
I'm kind of like going back and forth between paying attention and trying to watch out for my boys coming through the door.
Hey, Pash.
You know that's your...
That's the guy you just bet on out there.
The bartender goes up there.
My name's Mac.
What's up?
Mac?
I thought you were Pash's...
I go back and forth.
What's going on?
That guy you just...
You just bet on that guy.
He's coming out.
Do you see him?
And he comes out.
This big just like human gladiator.
He has muscles.
I can't confirm.
You can't confirm that.
Mayflower Lloyd.
I say that.
Wow.
That is a fighter with muscles.
Oh yeah, because you're there.
But you're not...
You can't see...
You can see the bar, but not close enough to see that Mac.
You're sitting over there.
I'll make my fingers twitch a little bit.
It would be fun.
And now our next fighter.
Paul Logan.
And he comes out and he is probably a foot taller than Mayflower Lloyd.
And he is an Aqualish.
But equally a gladiator.
And also has muscles.
This fighter also has muscles.
Yes.
And he's pounding his chest.
Super excited.
Wearing a cloak.
Woo!
So in the hub-up, everyone is super excited.
Super...
So it's not a lull.
Everyone is looking at the fight.
As you come out of the hall, everything is starting to light up.
They are playing like, you know, super exciting jizz as you come in.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I just make my way over to Timo.
I like my way over to like kind of bumping and weaving through the crowd and pushing people
and shouldering and huffling, you know, like you do.
Um...
No, what was it?
That was your move?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, wow.
That was my move.
Yeah.
That's going a whole way back.
The elbows.
Hey.
Um...
And I make my way over to Timo's podium.
And...
Okay.
Whatever.
As you walk up to Timo's podium, he is sitting like at the highest, the highest rung.
And in front of him, there are two Gamorrean guards.
Sure.
And they are not letting anybody near him.
Um...
And he is just sitting up there watching the fight.
And he just chomps another womp rat.
Okay.
I got your fan.
All right.
I sneak...
I sneak in.
While everyone is watching the fight, I find tracks.
Okay.
So you have to walk...
All right.
So you walk over by...
And he'll get the...
All the way around.
I guess...
Yeah.
That was kind of weird, the way that the bartender was motioning.
Yeah.
So he's actually...
You'd have to walk around and by, uh, RX to go over by tracks.
Yeah.
Okay.
There's a crowd to hide in, though.
Okay.
So, um...
Roll a sneak.
What is that?
Is that...
Deception.
Is it Deception?
No.
I don't know.
Stletics, maybe?
Stealth.
There's a stealth, isn't there?
I was about to say.
There is a stealth.
Sneak.
Roll sneaking.
Isn't a sneaking, uh...
Fallout?
Isn't Fallout-type sneaking?
Yeah.
Well, it's called...
And so does, uh...
Elder Scrolls.
I know this.
But why it was working.
Public guy.
Is that how many difficulty?
Uh, average.
I hit purple.
You just rolled a boost.
Yeah.
He has a stalker.
Oh, good.
A stalker.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So you did.
You get it.
Because that's two successes and there's no failures.
These are just threats and that means you get two...
Well, yeah, but the threats can remain.
Yeah.
He has two advantages, though.
Okay, so those cancel.
He does cancel.
He has two advantages and two successes.
Two advantages and two successes.
Would you like to spend your advantages?
Yes.
I would like to be able to just sneak through.
Nobody notices me at all.
Right.
That's success.
Yeah.
But you already succeeded in that.
Yeah.
So you can use the advantages for something else.
Um, I...
I get...
Oh.
Trex puts his gun on.
I find...
He cleans it.
He turns the safety on.
Ugh.
It's safety.
That's...
That's a little bit too much for an advantage.
Because it would have to be an advantage on you sneaking.
He is...
Okay.
Trex is so distracted that by cheering his arms are up.
Okay.
And his hands aren't by his gun.
Okay.
So you sneak up on Trex.
So I sneak up on Trex.
Trex is super exciting into the...
Super.
He's cheering.
He's fist bumping.
Okay.
Rooting for...
The Trandoshan probably.
Uh, it's an Aqualish.
That's right.
Yeah.
The Aqualish probably.
Not the human.
Yeah.
Uh, so then I put the gun to the back of his head and I pull the trigger.
I think we still have to roll initiative for that.
Really?
Yeah, because otherwise you get a free move to just blast him in the head.
Well, that was the sneak roll.
What's the point of the sneak roll then?
Hmm.
He has to get something.
Let's say that it would be a boost on the initiative.
You could, like, limit the damage and make it so that he can't die in one shot, but, like,
he should just take damage and then roll initiative or something.
I think that it should be a boost on his... on the initiative.
Okay.
Because you guys do that so much that you just, like, point-blank shoot at people.
It's easy.
Because it's easy.
If he wasn't able to sneak up on me, it's in Teemo's Palace.
He's got his guard down.
I think it's a pretty good plan, but okay.
You're done.
I think it is a good plan.
Well, I think that at least then you should have an advantage to his initiative and a disadvantage to Trexus because he's focused on the fight.
Okay.
So the sneak is a bonus.
And the focus on the fight is a setback.
Sure.
Okay.
Let me get tracks to this.
So how do we do that with actual dice?
Because before, on the computer, it was...
It rolls initiative for you.
You roll...
Initiative, you roll cool.
And...
Yeah, but that's...
It has, like, the three and the point one or point two.
Yeah, so the successes...
So the first one is the amount of successes.
Then the tiebreaker is advantages.
Okay.
So it's not, like, actual decimals.
It's just successes, period, advantages.
Right, exactly.
What was it?
So I'm looking at what Trexus is.
And his is going to be vigilance.
It's going to be green, green, yellow.
And a setback.
Setback is lost.
There you go.
Thank you.
All right.
So you got a success and...
Well, that's a shit ton of advantages.
Five advantages and one success.
Oh.
Trex has...
No successes.
No successes, but five advantages.
So they tie on advantages, but...
But he's got one success.
Right.
So you get...
You can have a...
1.5 to 2.
2.5.
So your shot goes off first.
All right.
So now I got to roll my weapon.
Yeah.
I'm assuming it's a pistol, though, right?
You aren't...
You didn't, like...
You put a...
You didn't, like, take out.
Did you?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's the only gun I have.
Oh.
Also, there's no reason for him to have hit it, I guess.
Right, no.
I mean, other than snaking through, but you...
There were no guards.
There were no guards at the door looking for guns.
Right, because you guys came in the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
And there weren't guards, like, in the hall checking for weapons.
I upgraded it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Trex is dead.
Unless this dude's got some miracle soak.
Then I got...
What is that?
The targeted blow.
What should be the first?
It's...
Yeah, I can use it against someone who hasn't acted.
Okay.
For...
I think it's a boost.
Can you check that?
What is it?
I cannot.
A targeted blow.
Or...
Is it add one damage?
It might be add, like, a damage.
It might be added damage or something.
It might do.
On a successful attack during combat with a non-starship vehicle weapon, the character may spend one destiny point to add damage equal to his agility to one hit of the successful attack.
Don't close it.
I think I'm thinking of quick strike.
Okay.
Quick strike is...
Because it says add boost.
I think that just...
I think that's a boost to your initiative role.
Right?
I don't think so.
I think it's attack someone who hasn't acted yet.
Quick draw or quick strike?
Quick strike.
When performing a combat check during combat, the character adds boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against any target that has not yet acted in the game.
in the encounter.
So you get a boost.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
And then difficulty?
Close or...
Close.
Close is...
One.
Hold on.
I don't know if that's true.
I thought close...
Maybe that's just...
Let me double check.
I think you might be right.
Because I think engaged might always be two.
When he has point blank, you could certainly call it engaged.
I don't know if that happens.
Short is easy.
What does the triumph do to her battle?
I think it's a critical...
Okay.
Automatic crit.
Automatic success, probably.
No.
Not a success.
It doesn't count as a success.
No.
Okay.
Let's see.
So nothing, nothing.
So then you got...
So success...
You got four successes...
Five successes and three advantages.
Okay.
So that is...
What crit?
Five.
Because isn't a crit for every three advantages?
No.
It depends on what the weapon has.
Yeah.
I do.
I'm pretty sure...
Do you know about the weapon is three?
It's a blaster rifle.
I'm pretty sure it gets...
Yeah.
It says one crit for three...
You have a blaster rifle.
Yeah.
One crit for three...
Yeah.
He got rid of his carbine, remember?
Exactly.
So...
But the blaster rifle is really good and it gives...
Yeah.
It gives...
14 damage and one crit.
Okay.
So the crit...
Okay.
You got to roll.
I do have to roll.
Do you need these?
I need...
Oh, those are mine.
I need the tracks.
Oh, my bad.
So you said it's...
14?
Yeah.
Nine plus five, so 14.
14.
Plus one crit.
All right.
I'm going to roll for the crit.
He has five, so...
You're not supposed to know that.
I didn't know that.
All right.
I'm not going to...
Well, that's still night damage.
That's pretty good.
He's still probably going to...
He's able to turn around and shoot me.
Yeah, he's probably not going to die.
Sorry, man.
Oh, man.
Okay.
So let me go to the crit table.
Because he's watching my back.
But he's drunk, so he's...
It's a setback.
Is that a setback?
To shooting?
How drunk am I?
If I had my...
According to the bartender...
Chi-chi.
Who sees a lot of people drink,
you're drinking them pretty fast.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Two and forty-three.
Three.
I have my jam screen.
What?
I have my jam screen.
Two successes.
Okay, so...
This is not...
These are for vehicles.
What the hell is the crit table in here?
Oh, yeah.
Because don't you have to roll a hundred-sided dice or something?
Yeah, I already rolled it, so I know what it is.
I just got to find what it corresponds to.
There's a cheat sheet.
Like I said, the cheat sheet is on the GM screen,
but that's part of the thing I forgot.
And my stuff.
Okay.
So, as you...
All right.
First.
As you shoot, the laser blast rings into place.
Everything goes silent.
Even the fighters are looking up at you
because you just blasted a blaster carbine
in the center of this amphitheater.
Trex falls down and you get another chance to shoot him.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, he fell down?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, I stand over him and point the gut down at him.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I got a triumph.
I hope I get another overpower.
All right.
So, let's see.
There's no...
There's definitely no...
So, that's just nothing.
So, that's a shit ton of...
Oh, man.
All right.
So, that's two...
Wait, no.
So, that's a six.
One, two, three.
So, that's three successes, one triumph, and three advantages.
So, that's two more crits.
And...
Uh...
Twelve damage.
Okay.
Two more crits.
So, twelve damage?
Yeah.
Twelve damage and two crits.
Okay.
This is the best part of our plan.
Twelve damage, right?
Twelve damage.
So...
Okay.
And then two crits.
First crits.
Seven.
So, six.
Do they get worse for each sequential?
Yeah.
They do.
You add ten to each...
Each time.
And now I've lost the crit table.
Yeah.
So, that sounds crit-able.
Crit-able?
So, the roll was a 71 or was it a 61?
Anyway.
The roll is...
Oh, it's just...
So, it's going to be 81 if I add a ten.
That sounds bad.
Yeah, that's pretty high up there.
I hope it's just disintegration.
Blinded.
Until the end of the encounter, the target cannot voluntarily suffer strain to activate any abilities or gain additional maneuvers.
And then...
A hundred plus twenty.
Blinded.
The target can no longer see.
Upgrade the difficulty of all checks twice.
Upgrade the difficulty of perception and vigilance checks three times.
Okay, so...
Trex has been blasted.
And he's laying there.
Just...
Like...
Having been blasted.
Who is this shooting at me?
Do you know who I am?
That he can speak?
Wow.
Uh, yeah.
He's blinded.
Blinded but not dumb.
Blinded but not...
Well, I thought he might be dead.
Uh, no.
I know that's so much damage.
Alright, so...
Let's see.
He was...
Overpowered, right?
16.
16 damage.
You guys are a fucking huge health pool.
Power...
I think I'm gonna choose Trandoshan for my goodness character.
What was the second one?
Do you remember?
Winded?
Yeah.
Winded.
And then...
And blinded.
I thought it was a number down.
Mr. Blinded?
That was blinded.
It wasn't like that.
Okay.
Even a close range shot.
So it said...
How many...
How many difficulty?
God damn it.
Well, it depends.
It's really good given your circumstances in this situation.
Like, if it was just me shooting at a normal thing, it wouldn't have been that.
It just depends on the gun you're using and, like...
The fact that you had a nice, big, pretty good shot on him.
So...
Blinded.
That's close range.
Tariu can no longer see.
Upgrade the difficulty of all checks twice.
Yes.
So he's gonna draw his weapon.
So close range is now hard for him instead of easy.
Yeah, but is drawing your weapon considered a maneuver?
No, he can't experience strain to get another one.
He can't do double maneuvers.
So drawing his weapon would be one maneuver.
Yeah.
But he only needs one.
Oh, okay.
So he can...
Okay.
So he can't draw and then aim and shoot.
Yeah.
Or he couldn't draw and, like, move.
Yeah.
He can just draw and shoot.
Um...
The thing is, he's, like, on the ground.
Does he have to roll over?
Does that count as a maneuver?
Or get up?
No.
Oh.
I can fire for you.
Let's see.
What is it?
He's got two yellows.
Yep.
He's got...
It's Trex, dude.
And...
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Well, I got a crit back on you.
Yeah, I'll do it for you.
Okay.
All right.
So then let's see.
Those two...
These cancel.
All right.
Let's just cancel.
And then that does not cancel.
So then...
So it's a threat, success, and a triumph.
So success...
So whatever damage the success does, he gets a crit, and then...
I don't know what threats equal...
I don't think threats will equal to anything in gunfighting.
It's equal to something negatively.
But...
Yeah.
So a success would be...
Seven...
So it would be eight damage.
What's your soap?
Five.
Oh, that's good.
So you only took three.
You're fine.
Three and one...
One crit, yeah.
One crit, so...
We'll see what that ends up being.
But I was at six.
I'm at nine.
All right.
So you're kind of hiding.
Yeah.
Okay.
When you're...
When you're ready, because I don't have percentile dice, so just double tap on there.
Oh, it hit 100.
And then double tap.
No, no, no, he's there.
91.
So...
I got two skin damage.
Okay.
You have what?
Two skin damage.
Do you have any critical damages?
No.
Okay.
So 91 is at the brink.
The target suffers one strain each time he performs an action.
Okay.
That's fine.
Can you write that down somewhere?
And your status is like a status section.
Yeah.
So my crit is plus one strain.
Per action.
And that's going to be...
Or maneuver...
So I'm going to...
So each...
So if I aim and shoot, that's two.
Even shooting, even attacking is an action.
Right.
So maneuver...
Almost everything is in an action.
Yes.
I don't think a maneuver is an action, though.
You get to do a maneuver and an action in every combat.
That sounds right.
Yes.
Shooting, though, the main things are actions.
Yeah.
But you can only do one action per turn.
Right.
But it doesn't matter.
Now it's your turn.
But Trex has just blasted you.
So you're just...
Yeah.
So now it's just like a point-blank shootout.
Yeah.
At this point.
Yeah.
So I keep the boost, though.
Because I'm going to aim.
So that's my maneuver.
Against...
Just one.
Yeah.
You didn't get any upgrades or difficulty.
You're still close, right?
Why do you have two boosts?
He has one boost.
I have one boost.
Because he aimed.
Oh, sorry.
Because he aimed.
Okay.
So he does take a strain for this, by the way.
You take one strain.
Yeah.
Don't break your bargain.
You do so good.
Okay.
Shit.
Okay.
So that's four successes and...
That's one, two, three, four, five.
Five.
Five advantages.
Five.
Five advantages.
So four successes is, what, 13 damage?
Okay.
And then one crit and two advantages.
Okay.
So at this point, Trax is a bloody mess.
He's dead.
Ha ha.
Loot his body.
Okay.
Oh, we got other stuff.
As you say that, or as you blast him again, two Gamorrean guards come running at you.
Are they the ones in front of Kimo?
They...
They are.
Yes.
Mac, do I have my blaster on me?
Can I make an action?
Can I do something?
I don't remember.
Yeah.
There's no reason why you wouldn't, right?
Yeah, I don't think.
Yeah, but before...
But you are across.
You would have to make a couple maneuvers before you...
Before you even start shooting.
Before you even start shooting, though.
Can I just...
Can I...
Can I do something now?
We never, like...
There's no initiative for the rest of us.
No.
I guess not.
Yeah.
Well, what do you want to do?
Oh, I just walk up to Teemo.
It's going to take you time to get over there.
I'm right in front of him.
I was right in front of where the guards were, and they just ran away.
I'm, like, at the bottom of his dais.
Okay.
Dias.
Yeah, I guess you were.
Yeah, I take, like, three steps up.
Okay.
And I just...
Really, only he can hear it, but I just play back a part of the audio recording that I have of him and his spy.
Okay.
And I just say, we need to talk.
Call off your guards.
Ha, ha, ha.
He says, as you play him the audio.
Who are you?
Bah, bah, bah, bah.
It doesn't matter who I am.
All that matters is that you have...
You are plotting against Jabba.
Now call your guards off.
But...
And at this point...
At this point, it's quiet in there.
And everyone is staring at the dead Trandoshan.
So the fight has sort of...
Stopped.
And the music has stopped.
And you have said that.
And he looks over at the Gamorrean guards who are starting to approach Sarn.
And he makes a grunt.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
And they hold off.
Okay.
So then...
Um...
I just say...
I have...
Before you even ask...
I have all of the evidence collected against you plotting against Jabba tied to a dead man's switch.
Set to route out to the entire planet on a broad way of communication.
So don't even think about anything.
Um...
We need to discuss a deal.
We might...
We go somewhere more private.
And...
Timo to this says...
Burday, burday, burday, me, you, dog, woo.
Excellent.
I tease God.
Yeah.
Thank you.
And although it is Timo talking.
And...
Uh...
What that translates to...
Is...
You better have more than just that recording.
Because that is not enough to blackmail a hut.
You have no idea what I do or do not have.
I don't...
Are you willing to take that risk?
And...
He sort of looks around.
And he's like...
When do we meet?
Right now.
Okay.
Meet me...
In my quarters.
Okay.
And he sort of...
So then I...
Points to a room behind.
Hey guys, come...
Let's go...
You guys can come meet with him with me.
Yeah.
I want to go for Trunks Pockets first.
You don't have time for that.
I want to see who wins the fight.
I put money on this.
No one's fighting.
The fighting is stopped.
And so everyone is all kind of confused.
And they're all like looking around.
And Timo has just disappeared.
There's a dead man.
Like...
Laying there.
Right.
I feel very confused.
Because I'm still like...
Where's the fight going?
What the hell?
Um...
Come on guys.
Let's go.
Can I use a Stimpak though?
I don't see why...
That should be pretty quick, right?
Yeah.
While you're watching.
Yeah.
Uh...
Stimpak is...
And all of the lore I've always seen, they're like...
They're like syringes.
Why do I have to roll?
I thought Stimpaks were automatic.
They're not medkits.
Yeah.
They're not medkits.
Is it?
They're not medkits.
Right.
Medkits you need to be a healer.
A Stimpak is just like...
I think you're more proficient with them as a healer.
But I think anyone can...
Well you can just roll your medicine.
But if your medicine...
If your medicine skill sucks, you're not going to be very useful.
Stimpak...
But you have to write a tag of painting.
You can do it.
176.
I just want to double check.
That's fine.
Do you have that...
I believe...
I just don't know how much...
I think it does four.
If I remember correctly.
Yeah, it's four.
Stimpak.
Yeah, that's what they look like, right?
It takes a maneuver for a character...
Are one use and automatically heal five wounds.
Oh.
Oh, five.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where do I get four from?
Oh, it says it in the book.
Oh.
And this book overrides.
Okay.
I will go with that.
Okay.
Well, are you guys coming?
Yes.
I'm going to slowly follow behind and act like I'm not a part of your group and I'm going to
hang outside the door.
Well, don't you have...
Don't you have demands for Teemo?
You don't want to be part of this meeting?
I mean...
I think it makes just as much sense that he's sort of outside the door just in case...
Do you want me to get you a speeder bike or something?
Yeah.
Then blast him.
I thought that's what we came here for.
We don't have to blast him.
If we...
If we make...
If we force him to clear our names...
Let's all get speeder bikes.
We could also have just Teemo...
We could also just have Teemo be like our benefactor now.
Like I guess as well.
Like we don't have to kill him.
No we don't.
But how good would it feel?
But...
I like the idea.
I feel like...
I don't like doing it.
I feel like killing him would close a chapter on our story.
I feel like having a lot of money behind us would be better though.
Yeah.
That and I'm sure if we kill him the job was going to be entered.
Like having a bankroll would be kind of nice.
Yeah.
Like we could like...
We could get another Corellian freighter.
Or two more.
You know.
A decent one.
We could have everything.
We could have the Kahuna wave two and three.
We could get one of those...
Does anyone know what the Slave one is?
What's the name of that ship?
The Slave one?
No the Slave one is the name of the actual ship.
I don't know.
I don't know what the model is.
I want one of those.
Shit.
Are you kidding?
Really?
I love that thing.
I've always loved that thing.
It's like my favorite ship in like all of Star Wars.
Okay.
So you guys go back into his back chambers.
Yeah.
Which is behind where he was sitting.
And...
I'm trying to...
I think I like Dash Wrestle ship myself.
Yeah.
Alright.
That's a good one too.
Y'all right here?
Yeah.
So you guys...
You guys are talking about that to yourselves as you walk in.
So the Han Solo one is the YT something.
1300.
And then the Dash Runners one is like the YT something else.
Like YT 1000 or something like that.
Or 1600.
I think 1600 maybe.
Yeah.
It's of the same...
It's another Corellian frigate essentially.
It's very similar.
The only thing it has different is the gyro on the onside.
No longer.
Yeah.
It's cool.
It's like the B-Wing.
The only thing that confuses me about...
Why you need gyros in space is because there's no down.
No.
I was going to say how...
That is not what he wants.
How Slave 1's cockpit works.
It rotates.
I bet you it has to crease that a lot.
Yeah.
You're talking about having a gyro.
Okay.
So you guys walk in...
Maybe space crease literally lasts a long time.
You guys walk in and Timo is sitting there behind like a wooden desk type thing.
A hut?
A wooden desk.
What a weird idea.
He's a businessman.
Yeah.
I just feel like he wouldn't have a desk still.
Yeah.
It's where he puts his papers.
I feel like he'd have servants nearby that would hold papers for him.
All the time.
He's a professional.
Turns out.
He's a hut though.
All right.
It's surprising.
Fine.
Scantily clad slaves.
All right.
We are here to deal.
If you do not recognize us, you have a bounty on us.
The hut's laughter fills the cavernous hall, his flabby tail beating against his throne in time.
Throne desk.
So he booms.
The ungrateful womp rats return.
I took you all in.
Gave you all a home.
This is how you repay me?
He does recognize us.
Timo takes a pull from the cigar in his hand.
The curl of smoke drifts upwards towards the massive chandelier above his head.
While he speaks.
A lesser hut might make a speech about how he is a businessman.
How we come to.
How we can come to an equitable arrangement.
He might wheedle and cajole.
But not me.
You are ungrateful slime and you must be punished.
Suddenly Timo shifts his bulk and you see he is holding a massive laser pistol in one hand.
What do you do?
Well, shit.
I guess we do have to kill Timo.
Okay.
Mac, get in here.
I'm just going to stay outside.
No, we need you.
I'm going to stay outside.
I know you're drunk.
But you can't miss this damn thing.
No, I'll be in there when it happens, man.
Just relax.
I'll be in there in a second.
I'll just hang outside.
I don't believe him.
I think he's going to fucking run again.
Mac the coward living up to his name.
Right?
Yes.
Well, shit.
I don't...
You're not giving us a lot of options.
I mean, you guys brought him into the office.
No, I guess.
But I guess he's suicidal, I guess.
So, whatever.
I mean, he has...
All he did is pull the gun.
Right.
So, I mean, I guess I could just say...
But we're not rolling for initiative.
Right.
So, we can still negotiate...
Timo.
Are you sure you want to throw your life away?
Either by our hands or by your cousin, uncle?
Whatever the fuck the relationship is.
Cousin, uncle.
Your cousin, uncle.
Your cuncle.
Cuncle.
Cuncle Java.
You really want to throw your life away?
We are not here to reveal you should you be willing to negotiate.
And we won't even require you to wheedle.
I am willing to negotiate should the information you have be sufficient to take me down.
Hmm.
Well, you just have to trust that it is.
I will have to trust, is what you're telling me.
You don't have a choice.
I have plenty of choices.
All right.
Well, your choices are all self-destruction.
Or dealing with us.
Which is really more just a loss to your pride.
So far, all you've told me is that you have information that I am spying on Java.
Mm-hmm.
Correct.
This is a Hutt's world.
Always looking over your back.
Do we have the invoice for the battle droids?
We have everything.
I just don't know how much.
How much is it?
Yeah.
I mean, we don't want to play our hand here too much.
You know?
Because, like, he's not threatened by all of the data we have.
So, you know, we only showed one thing, though.
Yeah.
I know.
Just to get some tension.
Yeah.
And now we should show at least one of the other things.
Just show him that we do have more.
As you guys discuss, you see him motion to push some kind of button.
What that...
Yeah.
He motions for...
We don't know what it does, though.
It's not a medium.
You don't know what it does.
There's no medium.
It's not a medium.
There's no...
Can I shoot towards the button?
Like, between the button and his hand?
No.
The button is pressed.
You guys were talking.
Okay.
The button is pressed.
All right.
Fine.
We know that you have purchased a large amount of B1 Battle Droid parts.
We know that you are producing them on your own from Still in Plans.
And...
What else do we have?
Do we have...
Not in character.
I don't have my card.
We have one other thing.
You told me earlier what it was.
Am I required to remember it right now?
I mean...
What I will look for is the...
Look at that.
We have...
Oh, and the data pad.
Never mind.
We have the data pad and...
But the data pad proves the droids.
Well, no.
The droids existing prove the droids.
The data pad proved that he was going to...
That he was trying to manufacture his own droids.
Okay.
Or that he'd been looking into it.
Okay.
So here's the...
We have collected evidence that shows that you are...
Amassing battle droids and the capability to produce more.
Meanwhile, spying on Jabba the Hutt and his palace security.
So, as you talk to him, outside the door...
Yeah.
Where...
Mac is?
Mac is standing.
Two Gamorrean guards start walking towards the door and bump into Mac.
Um...
I...
Let's see here.
I have my gun, right?
Yeah.
All right.
I pistol whip one in the head.
Why don't you just...
I talked to him.
The door closed.
The shooter.
Control panel.
Okay.
Well...
What?
I don't know what he said.
I don't know.
If you want to...
No, I just...
I just...
No, no.
It's just that you guys clearly have a plan.
No, we don't.
No.
But I just think that there might be a better option then.
So, as you're standing there, these two...
So, they were over by tracks and were kind of mingling as you guys, like, walked by, but
they were kind of confused.
But you notice that they sort of hut two, and they start walking up there into, like, the
back area, and they see you standing there just kind of...
You're standing by the door, right?
Were you doing anything?
I was acting like I was, like, kind of, like, passed out against the wall, but not holding
against the wall.
Oh, but, like...
So, you were, like...
Fake.
Like, super cool, like, leaning against the wall, like, something like that?
Yeah, super cool, super cool.
But drunk.
Alright, but you're kind of close to the door, and so they have to, like, bump into you to
open the door, and they try to open it, and they can't open it because you're leaning,
like, close enough that they can't get it open, because it's...
I guess it's, like, a Star Wars door that still has hinges.
Yay.
Yeah, yes.
Because it's, like, a old...
It's, like, a thing.
And so...
Please.
By the way, we're trying to get back here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm an arms dealer.
I have some arms.
We have arms.
We are arms people.
I see that.
I have more arms for you.
And I pull out my gun and hold it up to one of the guy's head, and I say, here's one right
for you.
Would you like to enter combat?
They say.
Because we need to get in there.
Our bus rang our pagers.
I'll go...
And we need to get in there.
Enter combat.
Okay.
Because I'm at point-blank range.
Okay.
So let's do the same rules.
Okay.
The Gamorrean Guards do not have a setback.
Which one's in the bathroom?
The left one, on the left.
But they will roll on their cool.
You will have a boost.
Because...
Well, no.
Actually, you'll be cool, and the Gamorrean Guards will be vigilance.
So what do I need?
There you go.
That's it?
Yep.
Got your cool, right?
My cool is three greens.
Yep.
You're good?
Yeah.
And just count up your successes and your advantages.
So that's three successes and four advantages.
All right.
So you...
So there's two of them.
That was the first one.
So you can destroy them.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's got three successes and four advantages.
Okay.
So you can blast on the one closest to you.
All right.
So I blast one on the face.
Okay.
I go ahead and roll for your...
Whatever your...
Because you have a blaster.
Yeah.
So it's probably...
What is that?
Light?
Range light?
Yeah.
And it's going to be close.
So it'll be one difficulty.
Range light is in this book.
Where's the...
You might want to try to look up the gun itself.
Do you have that written?
Well, that's not going to have the...
In his folio, it's not going to have it in there.
Oh, I don't know.
What the rolling is.
I thought he might...
It's going to be range light.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's one yellow, two green.
Okay.
You don't have that in your...
Because I...
Did you upgrade your range light?
I thought I did.
To rank two.
So what is that?
What is it on there?
What is it on your folio?
That's probably just rank one, right?
Yeah.
This is just a...
Yellow, green, green.
Yeah.
So it's probably two...
It's two yellows and a green, then.
That's right.
Here you go.
That will change.
And you've got to roll one difficulty.
Because it's close.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
All right.
So that's two fails.
So that cancels...
Those cancels.
So it's one success and one advantage.
Okay.
So that's going to be...
What's the damage on your pistol?
My pistol is six.
And then I think it's...
Six plus one, probably.
Plus one success.
For each success.
Does that change with my rank at all?
Or no?
No.
It only changes with the weapon.
No.
The weapon is what dictates that.
Okay.
So that's seven damage.
So seven damage?
Yeah.
And one damage.
Okay.
And the advantage...
That's not enough to trigger a crit.
No.
So it's usually three.
You do...
All right.
So...
Okay.
You do...
Sorry.
That was seven, right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
All right.
You do some damage on the Gmorgian Guard.
He gets your blast and kind of falls backward.
He's kind of...
He only had one success, though?
Yeah.
He only had one success, though.
Okay.
He had...
It's six damage.
Yeah.
Plus one for every success.
That's how it's done.
That's not canceled out.
Right.
He had two...
He had three successes.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never really thought about it before.
Okay.
So he kind of bolts back.
And as he sort of dazed after you're shooting him, his friend, because there's two of them,
lines up his gun to shoot at you.
Well, let's see.
Does he have a gun?
No.
He has a vibro axe.
Oh, boy.
He moves closer into you and wields his gigantic axe and swings him at you.
All right.
And that's going to be...
Dodge.
Can I dodge?
Okay.
No, because you don't have any maneuvers remaining.
I didn't?
No.
Just I had to...
Well, you can't...
So as combat happens, on your turn, you shot at one of them.
Okay.
That's using your turn.
A dodge would be like another maneuver, I guess.
I think there is a dodge talent.
I can get dodge.
Yeah, dodge is a talent.
I actually don't know what it is.
But I don't have it.
But I can't do it.
So...
I don't know.
What is the roll for this?
The vibro axe.
Is this just on repeat?
Yeah.
No, is it just on repeat?
It's like a four hour.
Is there a melee skill?
There's a brawl or a...
There is a melee skill.
Yeah.
Okay.
So give me two yellow and two green.
And it's engaged.
So it's going to be two difficulty.
Yeah.
So he takes one maneuver to go from close to engaged.
And then he has a big axe.
He's swinging at you.
And he...
So these six...
So that's three successes minus one.
So two successes.
And then...
No advantages.
Because of two threats.
Okay.
So he's got two successes.
All right.
So that's going to be...
These things all cancel.
Two successes.
Nine damage.
How much soak do you have?
Four.
How much soak do you have?
Your soak is four.
So you take five damage.
I don't have more soak.
Oh, yeah.
That's just what this one is.
With his...
His...
Buster...
What's it?
It increases soak.
Yeah.
Five.
That's good.
Then you only take four damage.
Hooray.
I wouldn't walk down your head.
What?
I wouldn't walk down your head.
Thanks.
Because of farts.
Yeah.
No, I got it.
The snow frogs.
Thank you.
Sloth frogs.
Okay.
So you take...
What did you say?
Four damage?
They are vile.
So he cut my buster.
He cut your buster and part of your skin.
Oh.
Just don't...
Don't forget.
Are you marking the damage down?
Because I am not.
Someone might...
Four soak, you said?
No.
Four damage.
That's after soak.
Okay.
As the other Gamorrean comes up, he swings his axe as well.
And that one's closer to you.
Can I maneuver yet?
Or is I going to let them take you?
You have to maneuver on your turn.
Okay.
So advantage, success, advantages.
I know where on this side of the house is safe anymore.
Is it spreading?
Yeah.
Okay.
So one...
Diffusing quite nicely.
That's my superpower.
Three...
Three success and...
Suddenly just turned the fan on.
Okay.
So he does...
This is four...
So 11...
No.
10...
Jesus Christ.
10 damage and one critical.
The smell?
Yeah.
Don't forget to take account in your soak.
So it would be 10 minus 5 because of the soak.
It's going to be 5 additional damage.
So 4 plus 5.
So you've taken 9.
Did you have it?
Were you at 0 before?
Do you know?
Yeah, I think so.
Well, that's at least good.
I had...
No, I had one strain removed two weeks ago.
Or two plays ago.
Oh, because of your...
Yeah.
Your pun.
So yeah, you got four more.
Then what?
You are incapacitated.
Uh...
Well, no.
Oh, yeah.
Then you're incapacitated.
But you have to roll...
Your crit.
We got to not forget about these damn light side points, then.
Okay.
So when you're ready...
See the 100?
Hit the 100.
So 23.
Oh.
It's actually not that bad.
No, that's what it's up.
Which is going to be...
Or not to be.
Or not to...
No, be.
Critical 23.
That's what we could have done with a nice point.
Add setback to next skill check.
A lot of things, honestly.
So mark down one critical.
And you have a setback to your next skill check.
That would have been good.
And that's this turn.
So you have the next turn.
Unless we want to go back to you guys.
As all this ruckus is going on.
You guys call.
What?
Did you do it?
Yeah, let's go back to us.
Okay.
All right.
Piss her.
Ah!
That was Timo.
Yes.
We know.
The only hut in here.
Ah, yes.
I am a hut.
Timo the hut.
Will you deal?
My...
My Gamorrean guards will be here soon.
Doesn't matter.
Would you deal...
Would you deal or not?
I don't want this to come to conflict.
The presence of guards does not change anything.
I seek to clear our names.
To clear our bounties.
What do you want?
We want one speeder bike.
We want...
What do you want?
Um...
A shit ton of real?
No.
I want to get my sister out of slavery.
Oh, I had no idea.
That was even a thing.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm very secretive about my sister.
Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Your sister.
Who is your sister?
There's a very emotional title.
What are your name?
Makara.
Makara?
I think so, right?
Do you have your full name?
Makara.
No, I don't have...
What is the hut?
I think it's Makara.
No, the hut knows us.
And the hut probably researched the fact since we ran away that it became a pretty big name.
He doesn't know everything, right?
He knows that you guys are wanted.
Yeah.
Uh, Makara.
I mean, all Twi'leks look the same to him.
With an M.
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be.
I think it's M.
Oh, sorry, I thought it was supposed to be M.
Yeah, I think so.
Um...
Either way.
Those are your demands.
No, I have one.
I have a demand for myself as well.
You have more demands.
Yes, one more.
What?
Uh, do you have a super tactical battle droid?
I do not.
Oh, come on.
I fucking told you.
You will have to go elsewhere.
Damn it, God.
Fine.
Fucking A.
Um...
I want access to the, uh...
All the droid parts you have in the workshop, just so I can mount full repairs on myself.
But primarily, the bounty cleaner and the speeder bike.
And the woman, just the twilight woman.
How about this?
Your information will be quite inconvenient.
Although I am confident I may be able to smooth things over.
But...
I just hold up the transmitter thing.
I...
Rather not.
I'd rather not.
Oh, and pause your guard.
We can't get up.
We can't...
Because I know...
Do you guys know about the guard?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
I mean, you guys heard some rust.
I'm not on the...
I'm in the middle of a battle.
We heard some noises.
And just call us real quick.
Guys, I'm in the middle of a battle.
Save me!
I'm going to die.
I'm in the middle of a battle.
I don't know.
Can I get...
I mean...
I mean, that would be a...
That would be a maneuver.
Yeah, that would be a maneuver.
I don't think I want to do that.
Well, you're going to die if you don't.
But we don't.
You're not going to die.
He's not going to kill us.
He's going to incapacitate us at the best, but he's not going to kill me.
If you get hit with one more axe, you're dead.
I don't care.
That's not...
I mean...
Incapacitate.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fine.
It makes for a good story.
Okay.
Now I...
We can also say to you.
I admire your hot spot.
Which is hot to use.
That's pretty good.
How about this?
One straight.
How about this?
Let's say...
I cancel your bounty.
Let's forget about that little thing.
But get the hell away from me,
and I'll keep the hell away from you.
And free the...
Yeah.
And my sister.
I will give you a lead on how to find her.
Fine.
But I do not have control over everything.
One speeder bike from your garage.
Come on.
It's like hardly worth the cost.
You probably...
You won't even know this is missing.
Rex, you're endearing yourself to me so much.
I just want more shit from this guy.
You know...
I don't think he's going to work on this.
That lizard you shot earlier.
Yeah.
That bounty hunter.
You mean the one I obliterated?
Yeah, you did.
I'm not happy about that.
He probably had a speeder bike.
It's probably red.
Okay.
And it probably has flames on the side.
Let's just say...
No one's going to go looking for it.
Sounds like Treks' style.
Alright, great.
We'll take it.
Alright, deal.
Deal.
I am, however,
keeping all of my data in transition
just as future proof that...
I never want to see you ever again.
Okay, good.
Don't come back to Moschuda.
Won't.
Where's my information?
Don't send people out to us.
Information about that.
He...
He, uh...
slips you a business card
that has...
Uh...
Information to be named later.
In business card format.
Yes.
Tech show, why?
Yeah.
Tech show, why?
This is a business form
with an R of S on it.
About...
Something.
To be named later.
Uh...
I would say probably the keys
to that speeder
are on that
bloody mess.
As well as...
Didn't you loot them?
Or you didn't have a problem?
Oh, yeah.
I'll give you them.
Alright, well, uh...
Can you call off your guards?
Yes.
Get the fuck out of here.
So...
So as you...
And then you go...
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.
He got...
He...
Rah, rah, rah.
Chuba.
And...
So as he says that...
Uh...
Mac, who's just got
bludgeoned twice
with a vibro axe
notices the, uh...
Gamorreans, um...
Stop attacking
and...
Walk away.
Well, you're not...
Not ready for more of this?
Wait, what's the...
Start blasting in that air...
In that internal direction.
What is the...
Missing each time.
What's the, uh...
What's the Captain America quote?
I could do this all day.
Or...
I could go all day.
I think it's...
I can do this all day.
I could do you all day!
What?
They turn, huh?
Is one dead?
Is one...
Or is this really hurt?
Or what?
He was hurt.
He...
He had some, like,
wounds in his body.
But he was still upright.
Can I shoot him in the back?
As he walked home?
Don't do that.
It's fine.
I mean, you do it.
That's fine.
Because then we can come to him now.
Because it's just...
It's awfully rich coming from Sarn telling someone not to shoot someone else in the back.
They basically switched roles, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to keep them from coming in.
Well, I was.
Now I'm just pissed.
Yeah, you did a great job.
Okay, so...
So they walk away, and as they walk away, you guys come walking out.
Hey, Mac, I got you.
No, not on the transponder.
You guys walk out of the office.
Oh, hey, Mac.
And you see Mac sitting there.
What the fuck?
And he's yelling at the Gamorreans.
Oh, God.
I hope you guys kill T-Mult, because this has been a fucking nightmare out here.
Oh, I didn't, but guess what?
I got you a red speeder bike.
It's got flames on it.
What?
Alright, I go Luke Trex's body.
Okay.
Toss him the keys.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you find...
So on Trex, you find on him a set of keys that has a keychain on it that has a locket and a key to a speeder bike.
Open the locket.
What's it in?
I don't want any strength.
Is that all I find on him?
Yeah.
Okay, what about his weapon?
Irrecoverable.
Okay.
Someone else in the crowd took it.
Okay, that's better.
That's better.
Okay.
Alright.
So, I just go up to Mac, and I open the little cut.
Also, by the way, all the people are, like, milling about, sort of, like, looking at what's going on.
They're still kind of confused.
Some people have left.
And...
I like, wouldn't everyone be, like, like, he was just shooting.
Like, wouldn't everyone still be, like...
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I mean, it's not...
You're right, you're right.
It's like a bar, so they're still kind of, like, confused and, like, huddled around.
Um, but, you know, the fighters are just kind of looking up towards you guys.
It's, like, everyone's sort of been staring in that direction.
Because that's where all the action has been happening.
So, you walk out, you go into Trex's pants, pull out the keys with the, like, locket on it.
Uh, you said, hey, got your red speeder.
Throw it over to...
Uh...
To Mac.
Okay.
Still?
Sack.
Okay.
And then I...
And as we're leaving, I say to the fighters in the pit, like, you guys could probably get away right now.
Timo's pretty distracted.
Wait, wait, wait.
Which one of you won?
I need to know.
We didn't fight yet.
Do it now.
Mayflower, hit him!
Hit him!
I look at the bartender.
Don't you fucking move!
Now you're holding up the place?
I want my money.
Okay, so, uh, you yell at the fighters and the fighters just, like, look at each other.
And then, uh, Mayflower, like, goes to...
To punch Paul Logan.
But Paul Logan's expecting it because you just yell at him to do it and sort of dodges and then punches Mayflower and knocks him out in one punch.
Okay, can I ask...
Can I shoot Paul Logan?
Uh, you can.
Will that initiate anything?
Uh, it might initiate a death.
Um, you're gonna have to roll for it.
All right, let me roll for it.
I'm gonna just shoot at him.
I'm not, like, aiming to kill him.
I just wanna...
You son of a bitch!
All right, so, shoot at him.
Shoot him in the light.
Shoot him in the light, yeah.
You're at three, difficulty three.
And...
One date with a vibroaxe and you're selling me a cold-blooded murderer.
And he...
I'm not trying to kill him.
He did that well in that fight.
He did very bad in that fight.
I don't...
Okay.
I kept him out of the room for you.
He did.
What is it?
Uh, roll your pistol at three difficulty.
So it's probably your light.
Your range light.
You're drunk.
At three difficulty.
Debatable.
Oh boy.
That is a lot of failures.
And there's only one success.
No, two successes.
Two successes.
That's three failures.
Uh, one advantage.
So you have an advantage.
Um, the number of failures I don't think is super important.
So you failed to hit him, but you do have an advantage.
Alright, um...
I spooked him.
I spooked Mayflower and he fell over.
Well, no, Mayflower knocked out.
No, not Paul Logan.
You mean Paul Logan?
Yeah.
So Paul Logan, you shoot at him.
And he's just like...
And he's just kind of dodging.
And he falls over the bottle.
Yeah, body, you know.
And he falls over the body.
I win!
That's not a win!
Here's the barkeep!
That's what the barkeep says.
That's not a win!
Give me the fucking money!
We will not pay!
I...
I will give you 10 credits.
Just stop this.
Just start hurting...
Uh, Mac out of the palace.
Okay, as you walk through, everyone's kind of staring at you because you guys have just,
like, done, like, some...
Some weird shit.
And, like, Jabu is, like, weirdly okay with it.
Timo.
Or Timo.
And Timo kind of, kind of, like, walks out, but doesn't, like, stop you guys from doing
what you're doing.
And you guys kind of just walk out as everyone looks at you.
And now you guys walk through as you herded Mac from trying to fight the bartender for some
reason.
And now you're standing...
You're standing in front of the door to the palace.
Just three of you.
Where's my speeder?
Is it parked outside?
Yeah, there's a parking lot.
Nice.
There it is!
It's from flames!
Maybe you shouldn't drive it right now, though.
I've sobered up.
The Vibro...
You'd be surprised how...
Yes, you sobered up.
Yeah, I've sobered up.
You'd be surprised how a Vibroix can...
You realize I was once a medical droid, right?
I have a breathalyzer.
In your finger?
It's a finger breathalyzer?
Yeah, but I got stabbed with an axe.
That's very sober.
Are you going to blow his finger?
Blood alcohol content is blood alcohol content.
This is not the time to be taking the blood alcohol content.
Okay, so you're running at the speeder?
Well, I just don't want you to crash your new speeder.
I won't crash.
So you got it on the speeder?
I will.
Okay, and then what?
I don't know.
Are you going to just sit on it?
I'm going to try to get away.
Wait, is it a speeder bike or a speeder?
Speeder bike.
Sorry.
Can all three of us fit on it?
Two will fit comfortably.
Three would be awkward but cute.
You guys want to get on and be cute?
I call the middle.
I want to sit in the middle.
I'm a droid.
I care not for these things.
Sure.
All right.
Don't try to talk with the speeder.
So you guys are going to speed away?
Yeah, we're going to speed away.
Okay, roll planetary piloting.
Planetary piloting.
What's up, a light side point?
Yeah.
We know everything about this planet and how to get around.
Okay.
I guess that's true.
Muscle memory kicks in because he's driven this route numerous times.
Okay.
So hammered.
Okay.
I'm not drunk anymore.
I got hit with an axe.
If you ever got hit with an axe when you're drunk, it's very sobering.
Don't roll yet.
Okay.
So I will allow the light side point, but I will not take away the setback.
And I will give a boost based on the fact that he's very familiar with the area.
And I'm an excellent pilot.
And, well, that's what you have to skill dice for.
So you get one black and one blue.
Wait, what's the red one?
That's a challenge.
So it's like the opposite of yellow.
Exactly.
Good?
Yep.
Wait, what difficulty do you have?
Oh, difficulty.
What?
Average.
Two?
Yeah.
It should be pretty easy to drive out of a place.
So why average?
He crashed.
So why average?
Because he's drunk.
No, that was the setback.
All right.
So you've got...
You've got a triumph.
Yeah.
Two triumphs.
And three threats.
And one failure.
Oh, no, no, no.
Two threats.
There's a failure.
So that doesn't...
So it's actually no successes.
So you do not succeed.
But you have...
But you have one...
So we have two threats, a failure, and two triumphs.
Okay.
This is a weird roll.
It's super weird.
I don't know what I get from that.
Oh, you don't get...
So, like, a triumph is like...
I don't know.
It's like...
You do a triumphant thing.
But you don't succeed.
Maybe it's a vehicle wheelie.
So maybe it's crashing into a rock.
We somehow barrel roll over it.
And just do a really cool job.
Well, how would you like to spend your triumph?
So you do something good, but you don't succeed at driving away.
I drove by a guard and kicked him over.
Is that okay?
Sure.
But you also don't succeed.
But I don't get away.
I'm not getting out of the door.
It's like we just do burnouts.
So you just do donuts and you kicked a guard and then fell over.
It sounds like a typical Max SkyBudder.
All right.
Can I pilot the speeder now?
Absolutely not.
You fell over.
I fell over because I got three people on a bike.
Two people.
And a droid.
They had a heavy droid.
A heavy droid?
I had made of metal.
Yeah.
I hear that metal.
Space metal.
Dunium.
Yeah.
Dunium.
So now what?
That's it.
The other game?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, that's the end of the adventure.
You guys got out of it.
You guys settled the...
You go back to the go that went away.
You go...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's say you get back on and you drive over to...
Wait.
Do you guys have the go that way?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
It's outside Shantytown.
So he took it.
So it's a long ride through Shantytown.
You know, riding double...
It's like triple back.
And that would be...
Remember that house?
Remember that one?
Yeah.
With all the shades closed?
Yeah.
With all the shades closed.
I imagine a nice ending, like a little nice musical montage of all of us,
just three of us, just riding on the motorcycle.
Yeah.
Playing...
What was that?
The...
The plane, trains, and automobile song.
This is my favorite song.
What is it?
The...
Or the religious jizz.
No.
No, no, no, no.
I have it on.
No, it's not that though.
Shit.
It's going to take me too long.
You could just Google it.
Yeah, but I don't know what it is.
It's at the end of...
Is it?
No, it's not.
Oh, it's at the end?
Oh, I thought it was.
I don't know.
I don't know what song you're talking about.
I don't know what it's in the movie.
Oh, there it is.
Mess around.
Mess around the big old man.
Yeah, we're just riding to the Shantytown.
Kind of like swerving.
I kick over a person as I'm driving by.
All right.
We got it.
That was...
Everybody's gonna mess around.
So, what would be next is another adventure.
I've got two more.
So, hopefully...
I'm writing checks.
I hope to get my ass in cash later.
I have two adventures that I have ready to go.
They're pre-written.
I can't believe we didn't kill T-Vol.
I thought for sure that was gonna happen.
I really wanted to.
Yeah, but here's the thing.
This is God talking out of turn.
That would not have been a good move to try and kill him.
Really?
Yeah.
That would have been done.
I just thought that was something...
We would have lost the story.
We would have all died.
Well, I would not...
Maybe you would have died, but more realistically, you would have become incapacitated and something
else would have happened.
It's possible you could have died, but more likely you would have...
Something else would have happened.
Yeah.
But yes, you would not have won that fight straight.
I'm just surprised based on statistics that, you know, how many people we've killed to get
here, you know?
Yeah.
Space Bass?
Track?
Star Bass.
Oh.
No, it was not Space Bass.
It was Star Bass.
You're right.
David Spade.
Drom.
Uh...
Shopkeep.
Three Twilight Cops.
Two drug dealers.
What did we kill...
How many arms dealers did we kill?
I thought we killed at least one.
No.
Where?
No, it was an arms dealer.
We broke a...
What's the one where we were in the...
I was hiding in the coat rack?
That one...
Those are hats.
Shopkeep.
No, you didn't shoot the shopkeeper.
I know, I didn't.
I'm just trying to remember who died.
Oh, no, he was an arms dealer.
Yeah, he was just a...
Like a clothing store guy.
You guys got him to give you armor.
And he was scared.
Well, not you guys.
You guys.
Not you guys.
He pushed the button.
What?
Dead.
Uh, so please...
The murderiest hobo of the crowd of murder hobos.
The murderiest hobo.
I will take that.