First on a spider.
I disagree.
Alright.
I think that's good enough.
Probably not.
Alright, you guys are all in Foundry?
No, probably not. I'm sure it's not working.
I'm sure it's not recording.
It does not show
Ryan in Foundry.
I see what you're doing.
Yeah, I forgot you.
Oh, no, you should.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
That was the first thing I did. I reopened it.
Right.
I should probably favorite it.
Foundry?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Fuck, these things are all fucking broken.
Alright, well.
Alright, so
I was thinking about today we could do
the
some of the
obligations and motivations
and stuff.
We hadn't done them before
because we just had those
just the pregens.
So
there's
a couple ways you can do
obligation.
So let me share with you the
rulebook.
I should be able to share pages
of the rulebook with you now.
I figured out how to do it.
So where am I at?
Page 38.
Discord on the site.
What's that?
Wait, what am I looking at?
Discord or the website?
The website.
I'll send it
or show to...
Did it pop up?
Yeah.
Just not showing anything yet.
Okay.
It's going to take a second to load
because it's a big PDF.
Okay.
So for obligation, you can either give yourself an obligation
and I'm sending you...
In that PDF, there's a bunch of sample ones.
If you want to just roll for them
and have it randomly assigned, you can do that too.
Or you can take one.
Just one that you like.
Or fits with the story.
So did you guys get the PDF?
Andy, were you still waiting for it?
I'm still waiting for it.
Yeah.
I actually moved the page
and now I don't know what page I'm supposed to be on.
Page 39.
Okay.
I was on 200.
Okay.
That is not correct.
No, that's wrong.
I'm working.
That's why I asked.
I got distracted by a pig.
Do you see you're on page 39 now?
Yeah, it's not.
It's now it's not loading.
Oh.
So of course, this is not going to make...
This is never going to be easy.
Did that help at all?
It did something,
but I'm still looking at a blank page.
Okay.
Yeah, it's still loading.
Um...
Okay.
Is it on the Discord?
Probably?
I didn't think you put the...
It wouldn't...
Could you put it...
The rules or something?
Or...
I feel like you put it somewhere.
The whole...
The whole book.
All right.
Maybe this one will send over easier
because it's smaller.
Any luck?
If not, I'll put it in the Discord.
I have it on page one of 168.
Um...
Let's see what page it is.
Seven.
I'm just going to plug it in.
And...
There we go.
There's only one down so I can read it.
No good.
I can...
I have the page,
but, like,
the way it's set up is...
Like, I can't maneuver the page
to read what I'm supposed to be reading.
Um...
You can pull up and make it a full screen
and get you guys off the page.
It's just...
Pull this full screen.
I don't know.
I can put it in the Discord if it'd be easier.
I don't know if it...
I think it might be.
Okay.
Yeah, because...
Not loading for me.
It's still not loading?
Okay.
Um...
I will put it in...
I'll put it in rules questions.
Oh, it's already in there.
So...
Where it says
Core Rulebook Character Creation
in rules questions.
You can open that.
That's the PDF that has
all the...
all the stuff on character creation.
And it starts...
The obligation stuff starts on
page 7 of that.
Or page 38 at the bottom.
It shows.
Did you get that, Andy?
Yeah.
The first page loaded.
Still, it's...
taking forever?
Yeah, I blame mom and dad's internet.
Um...
This is not...
Meme!
This is not the part where I thought
we would get stuck.
I've got it working on mine.
I was able just to scroll down to it.
I'll just roll for an obligation.
Um...
Okay, so...
From the table,
there's...
there's a set of
10 different obligations.
There's addiction,
betrayal,
blackmail,
bounty,
criminal,
debt,
duty-bound,
family,
favor,
oath,
obsession,
and responsibility.
Um...
I have the...
the rollable tables
in foundry.
If you want to go ahead
and...
and roll those.
I think I have it set up
so...
um...
it doesn't show everyone else
so you don't have to tell everyone.
But this is how obligation works.
You'll take on
so much of a numerical value
for...
um...
to start.
You can take...
5,
10,
or...
any...
any number,
basically,
in increments of 5.
For...
you basically get more XP
or more starting credits
the more obligation you take on.
Think of obligation
kind of like...
like a simple one
would be a debt
to someone.
Uh...
you have a...
a favor from
the huts.
That's gonna be your obligation.
It's sort of...
it's something that follows you around
as a thing you have to do.
And then...
over the course of time
you can add more obligation
or repay those debts
or repay whatever it is
to get some...
to get that...
some of that obligation
off of your...
your plate.
And what happens
if we don't?
If you don't,
at the beginning of each...
you have a certain number.
So let's say you take...
because you want 10 more
starting XP
today.
um...
you would...
you would have
10 obligation.
We add up
everybody's obligation
and then that's how we start.
So...
it basically increases
the chances
if you have more obligation
that that obligation
will become due to you
in that...
in that session.
So...
What do you mean due to you?
Well, things will...
things could happen to you.
It's vague.
It's like...
okay, well...
if...
if your obligation
gets triggered on it...
we roll at the beginning
of every...
every session.
And...
your obligation
may be triggered
if you took a lot
of obligation.
If your obligation
is triggered
and your obligation
is say...
um...
you have a family...
a family issue
and...
the obligation
is triggered
then something in the story
happens based on that obligation.
Okay.
So it's like...
Yeah, if you had...
if you had debt or something
then maybe someone
could come collect on a debt
and you have to actually
like now
deal with a bounty hunter
or something like that.
So...
probably negative
most of the time.
A good example would be
like in Star Wars
A New Hope.
Um...
Han Solo had
a debt due to Jabba
and as part of...
as part of that
in his main quest
when they were
going to leave
Mos Eisley
to ferry those people
to wherever
his obligation
came up
in the form of
Greedo
coming to
the cantina
and confronting him.
That would be
the example
of something
that could take place.
Gotcha.
Do we choose
our obligations
or is it like...
You can absolutely
choose your...
you can choose
your obligation.
They don't have to be
just yours.
so...
they could be
related to other
characters.
For instance,
if you guys
were both family
um...
maybe you're
two brothers
and your family
is overbearing
or whatever it is
that would be
part of your
obligation.
And you guys
could share
that obligation.
You would each
have ten points
apiece
ten obligation
apiece
but
that obligation
is tied into
each other.
Both of you
owe something
to the family.
what brother?
If you were
brothers...
None of your
characters are
brothers.
But...
Yeah.
So...
Like, uh...
Your guy could have
an obligation
to his family
because, you know,
you have the family...
There was, like,
a family business,
right?
Yeah, that's what I'm...
That's what I'm trying
to figure out.
So you could...
And then what...
Yeah.
Do you only pick
one obligation
to start off?
Is that it?
Or...
Because it feels like...
I feel like my backstory
might have a couple
obligation types in there.
You could,
but taking on...
Taking out a lot
of obligation is bad.
Because it can cause more...
It means you...
You owe something
to someone.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So...
Yeah, it's just like...
It's a cost.
Like, you can get
more experience,
but you...
It's gonna cost you
something.
So that doesn't...
That's a little bit
less tangible.
So let's say that
you do have family
in your background story,
but it's not
your obligation.
That doesn't mean
you don't have
a family now.
It just means
it's not part of
your obligation structure
that's pushing that...
That part of the story
forward.
Okay.
I think I get it.
Uh...
And I think it's...
It's perfectly fine
for you to pick
one of these.
They're put together
in a rollable table
in case you're...
You don't have
any imagination.
Like, sorry.
What was that?
Nothing.
You know...
Get them.
So did your sheet
ever open, Andy?
Start as a very
serious person.
Yeah, it loaded.
Okay.
Do you see the list
of obligations?
Yeah.
Okay.
And how do we get
rid of the obligation?
Just narratively.
So you don't...
You wouldn't just
pick family
as an obligation.
It would be a story
having to do with
family.
Okay.
Right?
So...
Do you choose that...
Do you choose the story
or is that...
Do I choose it?
No.
Yeah.
You would choose it
as the character.
I'm confused now.
What is this doing then?
I'm gonna...
I don't...
I thought...
My understanding was
that you...
If you have an obligation
that meant narratively
at some point in time
like say I have ties
to like family
something dealing
with my family's past
could potentially show up.
Is that...
Is that correct or incorrect?
Yeah.
That's exactly it.
Okay.
That's exactly it.
So then it is...
So then if I had something
dealing with my family
narratively speaking
it would probably come up
does it come up
through you
or is it an obligation
through me?
It comes up randomly.
Like I think Tony
or the game decides
exactly like
to what degree
it comes up
but it just comes up
like we roll
we have to roll off
at the beginning
of every session
and as a team
if we roll above
a certain threshold
then
the obligation
will come calling
sometime during that session.
For all of us
or just one of us?
That I don't know.
Just one of you.
Okay.
And is it...
How is that chosen?
It's chosen by dice?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
So we start the game off
we roll the dice
and then somebody
gets the obligation
depending on what they choose.
We can only choose
starting off
one obligation
but we can eventually
choose multiple
if we wanted to.
Yeah.
And
it affects
our background
technically, right?
So
like he said
I would probably
choose family
just based on
what my
obligation
what my
running back story
is as of right now.
Right.
And
let's say
you can add on
so another way
in which you can add
obligation later
in the game
organically
let's say we run
into that junk dealer
again
and he does you
a favor by
fixing up a droid
of yours.
Well, you would have
an obligation
to that person.
So that's
Oh, we're going to have that
is that going to start
happening more
than like with people
showing up like
because we tend to
I think we do
end up like
if we're not
haggling
getting favors.
Right.
Exactly.
Right.
Okay.
And then
and then we'll
there's
there's a couple
there's
two other things
I wanted to
add to
our characters
too.
We kind of
did it on the fly
but I'd like to
just record them
and there's another
rollable tables
for those.
There's
motivation
there's motivation
of which
there's a couple
different
ways to get
to that motivation.
Again,
we can look at that
list and you can
pick one of the
motivations
or you can
roll for it
randomly but
I guess right now
we'll just stick
with the obligation.
It's on a different
it's on another
page.
Oh,
is that like
similar to
obligation then?
Yes,
but it's not
a point system.
It's just
it's just
a characteristic
of you.
So how is
obligation a point
system again?
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I missed that.
So we start
with the obligation
like right now.
Kind of like we
do with the
light side dice?
That's at the
beginning of every
session.
Game,
this is just
for another
yeah.
So your
obligation will
stick with you
and will accumulate
if you take on
more obligations.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So it's a point
system in that
today you will
take on some
amount of
obligation.
You have to
take at least
they recommend
15 obligation
per player.
Basically like
a currency.
Like a
negative currency.
And then do
we gain like
XP like
like kind of
like that
like similar
to that every
game then?
Yes.
So you
you get
this will
give you
when you take
on this
obligation today
you will gain
15 experience
points each
one of you.
to spend
on however
you want to
spend it.
Then you
will have to
go through that
again.
I'm sure
we've all
forgotten how
that goes,
but that's to
spend on
different like
skills and
stuff.
Okay.
And then
depending on
what that
obligation was,
you can take
that you can
take some of
the that
obligation away.
by doing
what?
Whatever that
obligation was.
When we add
the obligation
today, the
description of
that obligation,
you can start
taking that
away narratively.
And then
like, okay,
so like are
these called
like obligation
points or
something?
We can call
them that.
They just call
it obligation
in here.
But yeah,
basically obligate.
Well, I guess
they do call
them points
here.
Okay.
So we get
so many
obligation points
that accumulate
and then like
at some point
in time it
comes up
narratively.
That's what
I'm getting.
Yeah.
The more
obligation you
have, the
more likely
it will come
back, come
calling for
you.
I think I
get it.
I think I'm
just going to
roll with it
for a little
bit though.
Yeah.
I don't know
if Ryan,
you want to
start off with
your obligation
just because
it sounds
like you get
it.
Yeah,
sure.
So for
legal bites
a little bit
this.
Sorry, I
was reading
ahead.
For
RX, I
was going
to pick
so now
we take
you said
we take
about 15
points of
obsession.
Are we
supposed to
try to split
those between
two different
categories or
are we supposed
to just put
15 points
into one
category?
You can
no, you
can do
you can
split it.
Okay.
Are you
supposed to
split it?
I, let
me see.
It just
has to be
in five.
So, right.
It just
has to be
in five.
Yeah.
I don't
see.
I don't
see anywhere
that they
say like the
first 15
have to be
together.
I'm fine
with having
it.
Let's try
it that way.
I think it
sounds good.
All right.
I was going
to take 10
in criminal.
just because
of my past
as a torture
droid for a
crime lord
boss.
Okay.
Um, and
then five
with obsession.
So I have a
minor obsession
about finding
droid parts
and upgrading
myself.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, I
think that
that's good.
Um,
we don't,
I guess we
don't have to
be specific
with what
exactly the
particular
obligation is,
right?
Well, I
guess obsession.
The PC has
some unhealthy
obsession that
tends to
interfere with
this life.
Okay.
Yeah.
So like when
I'm trying to
like cannibalize
robots on the
battlefield,
you know,
just like in
like as,
as a,
as a DM,
then you can
kind of play
on that.
And if you
want to throw
a wrench at
us, like,
and my obsession
comes up,
then it's like,
well, we're at
a store, like
we're at a
shop or something.
and I see
some, I
don't know,
droid arm or
gun or built
in component or
something that I
really want.
And I'm that
obsession that
comes into play
and it like holds
us up from the
story until I
could get it
or pull a,
a sarn and
kill the shop
keep.
He pushed the
button.
Okay.
Boo, do you
want to go
next?
I think I'll
do the same
kind of thing
where 10 on,
10 and 5 or
10 on fam,
10 on family
and 5 on
betrayal.
Oh,
interesting.
Oh yeah,
but which one
didn't happen
to you?
Did you get
betrayed or did
you betray
someone?
Don't,
don't,
don't.
Okay.
And then,
oh,
I wrote
Sarn here.
Sarn,
did you want to
roll or do you
have one?
I think I'm
going to do
addiction.
Okay.
Yep,
that is fair.
I think 15
points on
addiction,
honestly.
20.
Um,
I think I'll
do 5 for
addiction,
or 10 for
addiction.
Okay.
And then 5 on
family.
Oh yeah,
your sister.
Yeah.
Yeah,
she's a,
I assume she's a
prostitute right
now.
I was going to
say space
stripper.
I was going to
say Jedi,
but holy shit.
Did you say
space jerker?
It's a space
stripper.
Oh.
You know,
because I thought
you were doing
the, you know,
because Luke,
Leia,
she's a Jedi,
but now she's a
prostitute.
I assume,
I don't know,
I haven't heard
from her.
Wow.
He just assumes,
he just goes
straight to,
that's it.
Her sister's a
prostitute.
she could be a
teacher somewhere.
She could be a
shop owner
somewhere.
She could be
an accountant
somewhere.
You guys don't
know the story.
You guys don't
know the story.
Do you know
the story?
I will.
all right,
then on,
this one should
be pretty easy
since you guys
already have
like pretty good
conceptions of
your character.
Um,
will be
motivation.
Now,
motivation is
sort of,
it's kind of
like a soft,
a soft thing,
less so,
more so than
the obligation
one.
um,
this is just
intended to
give your
character flavor.
It's on
page
60,
no,
what is
this?
Page
63,
or 94,
depending on
what number
you're looking
at.
63 for the
PDF number.
Yeah,
the PDF number
is 63.
So,
you can roll
for this too.
This one,
it actually
rolls twice.
One would be
what your
motivation is,
then your
specific motivation.
Um,
I think it's
probably good to
stick with these,
the ones that
they've already
put out there.
I'm fine with
having you choose
them.
Um,
three motivations
are ambition,
cause,
and relationship.
So,
what am I
doing?
Um,
you would
pick your
motivation.
Still can't
find it.
You can't
find it,
Andy?
Oh,
wait,
how did the
specific ones
fall?
Did,
like,
the specific
ones fall
into one of
those categories?
Or can,
like,
can I,
I can do,
can I do
friendship with
any three of
those?
Or no,
friendship has
to be under
relationship.
or how
does that
work?
I think it
has to be
under
relationship.
Wait,
wait,
no,
it's not,
it's not
super,
I don't think
it's super
important which
one it falls
under the
motivation.
So it's more
that we pick
a motivation,
you don't
care so much
about the
table 25,
it's more
table 26
that we care
about?
Right,
but it's
26,
27,
and 28.
Oh,
jeez,
I see now,
okay.
It's a tree.
So 26 is
ambitions,
27 is
causes.
How many
points are we
putting into
each of these?
Or are we
just picking
one from
each tree?
You would,
no,
you would be
picking just
one.
and this
is your
primary
motivation.
Now,
this helps
if,
when you're
trying to
think about
what the
character will
do,
think about
their primary
motivation.
This is their
main drive
in their
particular
life.
Sure.
And it
can also,
I think,
give you
bonuses and
XP,
depending on
how
how you
act.
If you
act
particularly
within your
primary
motivation,
that counts
for more
XP.
I get you.
All right,
I can go
first again.
Okay.
I'll take
novelty
from
26,
six,
which generally,
but not
the wanderlust
section.
I don't care
much about
exploring,
but novelty,
new experiences,
very narcissistic,
is definitely
something that I
feel motivates
my character.
novelty,
on there
anywhere.
It's 71 to
80.
Under specific
ambitions.
Oh,
wanderlust.
Okay.
Yeah,
so it's
split into
two.
It actually
does explain
both.
Novelty is
the second
sentence or
the third
sentence.
So you're
concerned with
mainly that
last sentence,
which is,
this character
is driven
to experience
new sensations
and activities,
perhaps rather
hedonistically?
Yes.
Okay.
And then I
would say for
my specific
causes,
it's pretty
easy.
Droid rights.
And then for
specific relationships,
I was...
Hold on.
Your primary
motivation is
just one.
You don't
have one per
category.
Oh,
now I
finally understand
what's going
on here.
We don't
pick one from
each table.
We just pick
one from all
three of these
tables.
Yes.
As your
primary
motivation.
So you
would do
this if
you're doing
this one.
Then I'll
change mine
to droid
rights under
specific
causes.
Okay.
What if I
have multiple
values?
You have
only one
prime.
Only one
primary.
I gotta
think about it.
Where did
you post that?
There it
is.
Nice.
Yep,
that's me.
some sort
of weird
Dionysus
droid.
It's
hedonism
bot.
Yeah,
but he's
eating grapes,
so he's
clearly
modeled.
And he's
got
leaves for
ears,
so it's
clearly
modeled after
Dionysus.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah.
That's from
Futurama.
Yeah,
art styles.
Very
recognizable.
yeah,
if you
were going
to roll
it,
first you
would roll
the d10,
that would
give you
ambition,
cause,
or
relationship,
then you
would roll
the d100
under that
particular
table.
Oh,
I see,
I see.
so,
Sarn,
did you,
so,
droid rights
is the
one,
not crime.
I guess
he doesn't
particularly
like crime.
I think
I'm going
to do
emancipation.
Of,
okay,
so you're
just against
emancipation,
or I mean
against slavery.
Can I be
for
slavery?
It wouldn't
be emancipation,
though.
I guess you
could be for
slavery,
and that's a
pretty terrible
motivation.
Yeah,
it's there,
it's under
27,
specific
causes,
capitalism.
And same
thing.
So you're
picking
emancipation?
Yeah,
I guess
so.
I mean,
your primary
motivations can
change over
time.
I mean,
we shouldn't
be doing it
a lot,
but you
can,
you can
change it.
And then,
um,
it also,
it has an
effect on
gameplay,
but not a
tremendous
effect on
gameplay.
No,
it's supposed
to be something
that you keep
kind of like a
North Star,
you always come
back to it,
be like,
okay,
well,
what would
my character
be doing?
Yeah,
if you're trying
to decide how
your character
reacts in a
given scenario,
it might give
you some
flues,
some building
blocks.
Right.
Yeah.
Like,
if you're,
like,
droid rights
would have
been a good
one that we
did when you
were at the
junk shop,
when you got
in a fight
with the
owner,
because you're
very much
for droid
rights.
And then I
emancipated all
those droids
in the fighting
pits.
So,
yeah,
wasted a bunch
of money.
Yep.
But,
but,
I'm into
space communism.
But Sarn
could have
backed you on
the emancipation
part.
Okay,
Mac,
did you,
did you find
one that,
that fits?
I'm like,
I'm waffling
between like
three of them.
So,
I can't decide.
Because like,
how long do we
keep with this
particular,
uh,
ambition?
Uh,
because our
motivation,
like,
for a while?
Because like,
I feel like I've
got like three
different ones
that kind of
fit my character.
Um.
And,
and I'm having
a hard time
trying to figure
out which one,
you know,
kind of goes
best.
Yeah.
probably fame.
That's what I was,
well,
fame,
status,
or friendship
is the one
I'm trying to,
is what I'm
waffling between.
You hide
during all the
battles.
That's not very
friendly.
I also try to
stop you guys
from murderers,
from murdering
people,
because I don't,
you know,
I think it would
be good.
You're protected
random people,
not your friends.
Okay.
So,
I think we should
probably pick one.
Uh,
you can change it
over time.
Like,
I would try to
keep it for a while,
but if we find
in two sessions
that it's not
working,
then we can,
we can talk
about it.
All right.
I guess that's
fame for now.
All right.
Okay.
He just goes in
there,
he just goes
into random
places,
or the places
we go to
and just yells
his name.
yells diplomat.
That might be
a status thing,
but that might
be a status
thing right
there.
Yeah.
But the nice
thing here is
there isn't
a wrong answer.
Except for
having multiple
answers.
Well,
yeah.
That's a wrong
answer.
Okay.
So,
I guess we
can start
this new
one first,
obviously.
now where
the hell
is the
sound?
I hear it.
Okay.
Stop it now.
Okay.
Sorry about
that.
And I
will...
Tiger.
Okay.
So,
I've got a
crawl for this
one.
I figured
out how to
do the
crawls.
Oh,
this is
19.
That's not
the right
one.
we're on
episode 21.
Oh,
this is
when I
kill a
butt
radar.
Did it
change?
You can't
kill butt
radar.
Butt radar
is a
symbol.
I killed
a butt
radar.
There you
go.
You're
getting the
episode 21
now?
Yeah.
Is there
supposed to
be silent?
No,
I have to
figure that
out.
Do.
Should I be
reading it?
I don't even
know.
I don't even
know.
every time we
go see
another Star
Star Wars movie,
Tiger,
I want you to
read it out
loud to me.
Hired to
infiltrate a
Black Sun
outpost and
retrieve vital
data on a
bounty hunter
who betrayed
the Pike
syndicate,
a small group
of enterprising
individuals works
rapidly to
access the
heavily
encrypted Black
Sun network
as things
take a turn
for the worse.
Oh,
man,
I feel really
bad for those
kids.
Whatever those
dumb fucks
are.
Why would you
ever take on
that job?
Is there
any obligation
worth it?
Addiction,
probably.
Oi.
Oh,
excuse me.
The fuck
was even
that?
That's right.
Why doesn't
it?
And I had
Doritos over
here.
Okay,
that was
supposed to
be setting
off the
alarm.
I have to
figure out
how to
get it to
work.
Oh,
there we
go.
Well,
you figured
it out.
Blacksons
blare
overhead as
you flee
from the
facility with
the stolen
data.
You hear
Blacksons
agents
scrambling to
investigate on
the floors
above.
You exit the
skyscraper onto
a bustling
landing platform
where a
droid-driven
air speeder
sits nearby,
awaiting
affair.
A blaster
bolt whizzes
past your
heads,
and the
speeder seems
like the
best and
only option
for escape.
As you
jump inside,
the droid
quickly zooms
away into
the streams
of traffic.
Unfortunately,
the Black
Sun thugs
are not
that easy
to lose,
and within
seconds they
are in
hot pursuit
on swoop
bikes of
their own.
More blaster
fire screams
past your
speeder when
suddenly a
lucky shot
takes out
the piloting
droid with
a bang.
Side note
here.
Yeah.
Should we
use our
experience points?
or dark
side?
Should we
roll for
dark side
and light
side?
Let's
roll for
dark side
and light
side.
I don't
want to
do the
experience
points because
we should
have done
that,
but let's
do that
to start
of next
week because
we were
so bogged
down with
the other
stuff this
week.
Okay.
And
what's
that?
Oh,
just
with the
ranging
the screens
so that I
have optimum
boom.
How did
you guys get
to that?
I don't
know.
If you go
to tiger
put a thing
above it,
I did
not.
In fact,
I don't know
where that
screen went.
How did
you get to
that,
Andy?
The little
dice next to
public roll
above the
text box.
force.
And then
it's one
light side
point or
whatever.
One light.
Yeah,
one force
die.
Hey,
I can't
roll because
I don't
know what
I'm doing.
Hey,
who took
the shot
that killed
the driver?
Who took
the shot?
We don't
know.
It was me.
Oh,
no,
it was a
swoop biker
chasing us.
Not you.
Oh,
shot our
driver.
Did you see
the little
dice in the
chat window,
boo?
Yeah,
I'm trying,
but I can't
seem to get
like it won't
I can't see
the bottom
of the damn
thing.
I'm going to
try to
scroll.
Um,
you can,
you can
scroll,
you can
scroll it.
Oh,
if you,
if you're,
I think if
you're in,
if you're not
letting me do
anything,
I can't see.
Um,
Oh,
here it is.
I fixed it.
Okay.
I don't know.
No,
I didn't.
I can,
I can.
Why is everything
gotta be,
why is everything
gotta be so
damn hard?
Okay.
so we've
got,
let's see,
one,
two,
four.
We've got
four light
side.
Why did
have one
dark side?
Why is yours
private?
Oh,
cause I had it
on the sentence.
It was dark.
Oh,
oh no,
it was light.
I'm sorry.
Oh,
that's why it's
private.
So you can
buy this.
Yeah.
How do you
move the screen
around tiger?
Do you,
get your
top?
Do you
remember?
Hold on,
right click.
I still
know how to
remember.
I still
remember how
to do one
thing.
All right.
There we go.
All right.
Oh,
he paused it.
Oh,
boner killed.
all right.
I unlocked you.
Okay.
I'll pause it
again.
I'm not doing it
though.
So you guys
I'll jump
down to a
speeder.
You're
speeding away
and someone
blasted the
droid that
was driving
the speeder
as you're
being pursued.
Back.
Grab the
controls.
I've got it.
That was a
lucky shot.
Indeed.
Okay.
In order to
attempt to
regain control,
average piloting
check.
I actually
think my
planetary
fight, but
it is better
than Max.
I'll do all
of this.
So poor
head.
Where's the
where's the
thing up here
again?
Oh, did that
thing, that
thing's gone.
Let me turn it
back on.
Yeah.
You might
have to open
up your
open up your
character sheet
and find it
in your
inventory.
How do you
find where
what's the
character?
Double click
on your
token.
If you
double click
on your
token.
Okay.
There's on
the right hand
side.
There's like a
little briefcase
or toolbox.
Yeah.
Okay.
piloting
planetary.
Just click
on it.
Yeah.
Oh, what
the hell
happened?
Because I
turned that
add-on back
on.
It kicked
us all
out and
restarted.
Piss.
Piss is
right.
Piss is
right.
We're
going to
move it
down the
block from
this place
at the end
of the
session.
All right.
Last week,
our heroes
made it one
block to the
supermarket.
They stopped
to the
supermarket.
They were
thirsty.
Okay.
So now
you should see
that menu at
the top where
you can find
your planetary
piloting.
Yeah.
Wait,
Mac,
what's your
It's too
late.
He already
jumped in
into control.
Oh,
my planetary
pilot is better
than yours.
I mean,
it doesn't
really matter.
He jumped in
and took
the wheel.
Not only
that,
it didn't
really matter.
You got a
triumph.
Yeah,
that means
I got a
good boost.
You got a
good boost
then.
So it
put an
extra
distance
between you
and the
Oh,
you can see
this now.
Okay,
so you guys
are
Yeah.
Let's
not
And I
will put
the
And
I
say you
were being
chased and
you guys
are at
you were at
medium and
now let's
put you
at long.
Um
Okay,
now what?
Okay,
Mac,
hold it
steady.
I want to
take it.
I'm taking
a shot at
giving her
all she's
got.
Okay,
you guys
are
We
never roll
for initiative.
No,
you're just
being chased.
Oh,
but not
in a fun
way.
Okay,
and you
guys,
you guys
are buzzing
through the
skyscrapers
of Coruscant.
There's a
lot of
traffic,
a lot of
people around
and just
still zooming
in.
If you
remember the
prequels
where they're
being chased
through
Coruscant.
Oh,
I remember
the prequels.
Are there
two swoop
bikers chasing
us?
Are those
icons accurate?
from what you
can tell,
there's two of
them chasing
after you.
Are you
shooting them
or what?
Fire,
fire,
fire.
Okay.
Pew,
pew,
pew.
I'm pretty
sure I just
blew a red
light.
Okay.
There's red
lights everywhere.
Well,
I just
blew through
them.
This whole
planet's a
red light.
And I'm
blowing through
it.
Wait,
where is the
red light
district,
though?
I like
your thinking,
but maybe
later.
All right,
sorry,
roll on your
blaster.
It's going to
be difficult
with the
setback.
Okay.
failed.
You failed.
And was
there,
oh,
you had
three
advantages.
Three
advantages,
though.
I missed,
but when I
missed,
I hit a
sign,
and the
sign started
coming down,
so that gave
us,
they had to
hit on their
brakes.
Okay.
All right,
so let's
say you
moved a
little bit
more.
I'm
going to
roll on
theirs.
Let's
see.
Oh,
this music's
awesome.
Oh,
yeah,
I think I
turned the
music off.
Oh,
you messed
them out,
man.
Okay,
they failed.
Hey,
what's up,
bitches?
All right.
I hope
that was,
I hope
that was,
I hope
that was
Rex.
okay.
Yeah,
I'm still
not getting
anything.
For the
music?
It might
take a
little while
to load.
Yeah.
All right,
you guys are
still zooming
away.
They're getting
further in the
back,
but they're
not,
they haven't
lost you
yet.
Yeah.
where are
we headed?
Turn right
here.
Turning right
hard.
Okay.
You turn
right.
Does anybody
remember where
we're trying
to go?
What?
So at
this point,
you're just
trying to
get away.
You do
have like
a checkpoint
that you
want to
get to,
but you
don't want
them to
see where
you're
going.
I'm not
trying to
lose them.
Okay.
If we
go down,
the streets
get tighter
and denser
and more
crowded and
there's more
bridges and
it should
be easier
to lose
someone.
You know
me,
I like
it tight.
Let's
go.
So you
guys go
down.
baby.
I'm just
playing
a game.
Okay.
As,
as you
go down,
you indeed
blow a
stop sign
and now
you have
two police
droids
chasing
you.
Wait,
there's
really red
lights.
Wait,
that's a,
that's a
thing on
for us.
What is
it?
A 360
degree stop
sign?
I guess.
I,
it's
weird,
right?
All right.
Well,
um,
I'm going
to try
to lose
them.
Yeah.
Do I
maneuver it
again?
Do a
barrel roll.
Do you
think that'll
work?
No.
All right.
Try it.
I will
fall out.
All right.
Do an
average
piloting
check.
Average?
Yeah.
Is that
just normal,
right?
Yeah.
It's too
difficulty.
Check.
Success.
Okay.
So you
do,
you do a
barrel roll,
uh,
successfully,
getting away,
not getting
away,
but gaining
some on,
on the
police.
Uh,
you have an
advantage.
Like you're
just doing like
this.
Uh,
well,
yeah,
you did
that.
And then the,
then for some
reason,
the police did
the same
thing.
Um,
and it,
you know,
it didn't really
gain them
anything.
Cause they're
not,
they're not
good.
They're not
good pilots.
So they
lost.
They're not,
they're not,
they're not pro
sky blades.
They're not
Mack McKenzie.
They're not famous.
That just screams
out.
Roll roll.
Max sky
blade.
Uh,
you do,
it's my new
thing.
I'm going to
start screaming
barrel roll.
You have an
advantage.
Do a barrel
roll.
My advantage.
Um,
I'm able to
do a quick
turnaround of
building.
Okay.
And yeah,
before they,
while they get
kind of delayed
a little bit.
And,
um,
yeah.
Okay.
Um,
so you're
still going
fast on the,
down the
side street.
Okay.
Um,
so,
so now that,
now that you've
broken some
eyesight from
them,
um,
how about
rolling a,
um,
average stealth
check?
Oh,
me or
everyone?
Well,
I'm not sure
what makes,
what makes the
most sense.
I would guess
the pilot,
but then,
so,
yeah.
I'll do it
and fail,
but I have an
advantage.
Okay.
You're busy
going,
Oh,
Max,
guy,
like,
so,
one of the
police droids
hears you
as you went,
as they drove
by,
you had just
thrown up your
arms going,
Max,
Skyblade,
baby.
They heard you
yell somehow,
even over the
traffic,
and,
uh,
they start chasing
you.
Just,
just one of
them.
All right.
Am I in,
am I in between,
is that my
advantages?
Um,
well,
that's,
I guess one
advantage,
it wasn't both
of the cops,
police droids.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um,
would you like,
uh,
to spend your
other advantage
on something?
Um,
can we use it
on the one
that did follow
us to make,
to make it
say he didn't?
No,
that's not how
this works.
can I,
can I fly
through a
building and
use it as a
shortcut to get
to where we're
going?
Is that too
much?
Uh,
that's probably
too much for
an advantage,
but you can,
you can use
that,
um,
let's say that,
I mean,
cause it'd have
to be a
perception to
find like a
shortcut or
something,
a perception
check.
Okay.
Can I do
that?
All right.
Perception.
Average.
Succeeded,
but I've got a
threat.
Oh,
okay.
The threat
is as,
as you came
in,
um,
you nicked
the side
of the,
the speeder.
So,
um,
you're going
slow,
but you're
coming down.
So you went,
so let's say
you did a
shortcut around
the corner
and around
another,
let's say
like a down
corner.
And,
uh,
you hit
something as
you were
coming down,
um,
damaging your
speeder and
then slowly
coming to a
stop in a
street.
Wait,
so is that
like a,
is that bad?
Uh,
what?
We just
crash landed.
Basically.
I mean,
it was soft,
but I mean,
it's,
it's bad.
all that
from my,
all that
from my
check
succeeding.
Well,
no,
that's the
one threat.
Well,
we succeeded
in getting
away.
Oh,
okay.
We got
away.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Although I
guess we
could have
did Max
Skyblade.
Do you
guys like
that flying?
That was
some pro
flying right
there.
I might
vomit.
You wanted
to fly.
Are you
kidding me?
I know you
think you're
better than me
than flying
planetary,
but let
me tell
you,
that was
some pro
flying.
Yeah.
I don't
scream my
name out
and get
caught by
the cops.
How weird
is it that
you guys
separate your
piloting skill
by whether
you're flying
planetary or
in space?
Well,
there's a lot
less things
in space.
Sounds so
gamey.
That's why
he's better
at it.
And I'm
better at
this.
Well,
did the
victor go
to the
spoils?
Oh,
my God.
What was
that?
Oh,
my God.
What?
Is it a
comp?
Comp?
Hello?
See,
I'm not
getting any
of those
sounds.
How about
now?
You hear me?
I'm still
calling.
Who is
this?
This is
Chopper.
Why don't
you come
down?
Did you
get the
goods?
Oh,
we got
them.
All
right.
Well,
bring it
over to
Choppers.
It's in
Quadrant L
42.
Got it.
Roger.
Roger,
Roger.
Okay.
you guys
are coming
over.
How are
you going
to get
over there?
Well,
can you
fix the
speeder
bike
RX?
Maybe.
Can I
do a run
of diagnostic
on it,
Tiger?
Sure.
What would
be mechanics
or computer?
I mean,
as a
diagnostic,
maybe
computer.
And then
if you
go,
let me
fix it,
maybe
mechanics.
Computer,
computer,
where's
computer?
General
skills?
Yeah.
So what
difficulty
would you
like it
to be?
It's
easy.
What's
wrong with
it?
You asked
the computer
what's wrong
with it,
and it
says it
has lost
coolant
because you
hit the
hyper
radiator
when you
bottomed
out trying
to
turn
down.
Yes.
Well,
luckily,
we still
have the
normal
radiator,
so we
can just
use that.
No,
this is a
hyper-only
radiator.
I'm just
kidding.
I mean,
you could
flip a
light side
for that.
No,
I'm kidding.
I mean,
you can't
take them
with you.
Okay.
I can't
really generate
coolant,
so I doubt
I can actually
do this
repair.
I have
to pee.
Because
it's
a mask.
Tape up
a hole
and I
can pee
in it.
Don't
you pee
hot?
Yes,
but less
hot than
an engine.
Wouldn't
you need
a funnel?
Would I?
I don't
know.
I guess it
gets decided
right now.
Never mind.
I already
went when
Mac did the
barrel roll.
Yeah.
I couldn't
help it.
did it.
All right.
Well,
why don't
we just
go look
for another
taxi?
There's
taxis
around
that
have
working
pilots.
All right.
That sounds
like a plan
or a bus.
Why don't we
just take
the bus?
Base bus.
Pull the
Dave seating.
Wait,
I want to
look in the
glove compartment.
In the glove
compartment of
what?
The taxi.
Why would
there be a
glove compartment?
The droid
didn't have
hands.
Well,
I don't
keep just
gloves in my
glove compartment.
Oh,
okay.
That's where I
keep the gun.
All right.
Sure.
Roll a perception
check.
You should have
taken 10
addiction and
then five
obsession with
guns.
Wait,
roll a
one.
I wanted
friendship.
Roll a
ship.
With whom?
The murder
happy murder
hobo or the
torture droid?
Roll an
average perception.
The ship,
there you go.
that would
have been
actually good.
You should
have picked
friendship with
the ship.
Three successes.
You look in
there and
you just see
money,
like papers,
insurance
papers.
And one of
them is a
pamphlet for
the coolest
blaster pistol
you've ever
seen.
Yes,
it's a pamphlet.
It's a mail
order.
But you do
see inside
there,
there's a
business card
and it
has a
transmitter
phone number
for
taxis.
Hey.
All right.
I call it the
taxi.
Hi,
we are.
Are there
street signs in
Coruscant?
This is taxi.
Am I able to
I am taxi.
Hi,
can you
zero in up?
Yes,
can you
zero in on my
location from
the transponder?
That would
be serious
security breach.
Probably if I
could do that.
It's your
your own
transponder.
My transponder?
Oh,
wait,
have you stolen
a cab?
No,
the driver
was shot.
Not by us.
Oh,
no.
Now we need
a ride.
That's going to
be an extra
charge.
What?
You can't
just shoot
the droid
and then
expect me
to give
We didn't
shoot him.
How do I
know that?
He was
shot when
we were
driving with
him.
He got
shot.
Now we
need a ride.
What kind
of company
are you
running here?
Our own
taxi.
Exactly.
Very
suicidal.
Yeah.
All right.
Now I'm
lost in
the boonies.
So where
are you?
Can we
just pay
the extra?
I mean,
you didn't
urinate in it,
did you?
No,
of course
not.
I personally
did not
urinate in
there.
No,
there was
no funnel.
I'm a
droid.
I don't
urinate.
Okay.
I am
not going
to.
I need.
Do you
need tow
truck?
No,
cab.
We just
need to
get where
we were
going.
Oh,
my God.
Yes.
Okay.
Where
are you?
So
remember,
you're a
dispatcher
for a
cab
company
and we
have a
transponder
for one
of your
cabs.
It's not
working.
Right.
But the
transponder
does.
You should
know where
we are.
You should
have a
map in
front of
you.
Can I
do a
perception
check and
maybe see
where I'm
at?
There's
that
world.
Yeah,
probably
knowledge,
core
world.
Knowledge,
core
worlds.
Yeah.
Is that
me?
Just do
that?
All right.
Successes
and one
threat.
So what
are my
successes?
Let's
say,
well,
you get to
choose your
successes.
All right.
So I know
where I'm at.
How?
That's my
success.
because I
I have
I've been
to Coruscant
before and
it looks
familiar from
here.
I've seen
it from
above.
The threat
is that
we're right
next to that
diner.
Oh, I
love that
diner.
Yeah.
What's that
guy's name?
Yeah.
How awesome
is it that
there's a
breakfast
diner in
Star Wars?
I mean,
I know people
gave that
shit, but I
liked it.
Was it Dex?
Yeah.
I just
watched that
scene and
yes, it
is.
I think it's
Dax or
Dex.
But I
think it's
Dex.
But you
also remember
somewhat
threateningly
that this
is probably
not a
neighborhood
you want
to be
at at
two in
the morning.
Oh, that's
Dex's diner.
Oh, shit.
What time is
already getting
chased by
the
diner?
Yeah, but
they didn't
know where
you were.
We're the
thing.
we are
the thing
that goes
bump in
the night.
We don't
fear anything.
I'm a
murder
hobo.
And I'm
hanging out
with you
too.
I'm pretty
scared.
Oh, yeah,
it is Dex's
diner.
The taxi
dispatcher
comes back
in.
Oh, hello.
No, you
are at Dex's
diner at
two in a
space morning.
No, that's
not good.
space two
in the
space
morning.
Not good.
That's why
we need a
cab now.
Okay, but
it's going
to be
extra.
Okay.
All right.
It will
be 10
minutes.
Don't worry,
guys.
I'm just
going to
shoot the
driver.
All right.
Sorry, you
didn't even
need to say
it.
I saw
that coming
from a
mile away.
You hate
spending
money.
You've
got 10
minutes until
the space
taxi shows
up.
Dude, let's
go get
breakfast.
Come on.
Yeah.
Dex does
have four
arms.
He can
cook fast.
I would
love to see
the inside
of this
diner.
It is
something I
have never
seen before.
Dude, how
great is it
that there's a
diner here?
I cannot
believe it.
I crashed
us down
the road.
Right here.
It's almost
like it was
on purpose.
I'm going to
get the
big breakfast.
All right.
So you
guys walk
over to
the diner,
which is
open 24
hours.
I guess
100% of
hours.
And as
you walk
in,
there's
like this
big alien
having a
cigarette.
He's that
one alien
that kind
of like
his mouth
comes out
and it
goes like
this.
And he's
got the
mouth on
the sides.
Oh.
Gotcha.
I don't
know.
There's a
Jedi.
One of
those is a
Jedi.
And he
fights against
four-armed
General Grievous
and Jendee
Tarkovsky's
Clone Wars
cartoon.
Probably.
But it's
not that
one.
Because this
one is
smoking
cigarettes.
Oh, yeah.
Because that
one dies.
It gets
killed.
It's
smoking
cigarettes
as you
walk in.
Does he
look cool?
Yeah,
Jedis don't
smoke.
And he's
not a
Jedi.
But he
is wearing
leather.
And he's
pretty cool.
But he
gives you
a mean
look as
you walk
in.
I give
him a
hand.
Is he
barring our
way in?
No, he's
just standing
out there
smoking.
He just
had to
walk past
him.
He just
had to
walk past
him.
It gives
you a
mean look
as you
walk in.
Okay.
And then I
just turn
over and go,
you never
saw us.
You need
to get the
big breakfast,
bud.
He just
doesn't
understand.
It looks
like he
doesn't
understand
you.
And he
grumbles
back in
some sort
of alien
tongue.
Wow.
fortunate.
A simpleton.
Wow.
All right.
So I
walk into
the diner
first.
The diner
is empty
except for
a rowdy
pack of
other people
in leather
in the
back
corner.
So like
are there
any
employees?
You hope,
but you
don't see
any.
I mean,
the door
was open,
but they're
they're in
the back.
Seems like
it's going
to be playing
cards.
Seems like
it's going
to be hard
to get
your big
space breakfast
there.
Where is
the chef?
I'm already
I'm sitting
at the bar
eagerly looking
around because
I want the
big breakfast.
So all
three of you
guys just
sat at the
lunch bar?
Pretty much.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm standing.
but just
there.
All right.
Do you
say do you
say anything?
I don't sit
very often.
I just don't
just don't sit
very often.
Well, we
don't see
anybody.
I guess I
kind of
I'm just
kind of
imagining
the three
of us
just kind
of there
like looking
around.
Yeah.
And like
obviously
Max looking
around with a
giant smile
on his face
and he's
like just
like yeah.
Right.
But he's
still looking
like up and
down the
bar smiling
and like I'm
like looking at
the curios
like I
seem to
remember.
There's like
a bunch of
weird shit
in there.
Right.
Probably like
like stuff
on the wall.
So it's like
like tourism
like you
make you
shit like
you know
like the
space version
of a bass
that sings
songs for you.
Yeah.
Except instead
of a bass
it's a
different alien.
A sea bass.
A star bass.
Still dead.
You can
ask star bass.
Or is
so I'm
just I'm
I'm looking
at the
curios and
like tinkering
around.
I don't
really care
where the
people who
work are
because I'm
not going to
eat some
drink.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's empty.
The lights
are on
although it's
not particularly
bright.
It's not
particularly
dim either.
You don't
see anybody
work in
there but
you assume
someone is
and Matt
you're sitting
at you're
sitting up
at the
counter.
I imagine
Sarn is
probably just
sort of
ambling around
too.
And
let's
say you
yell
something
Mac.
Mac Skyblade.
Excuse me.
Table for
one.
Skyblade.
Hello.
I'm a
diplomat.
I'm a
diplomat
Skyblade.
All right.
I'm hungry
and it's
two in the
morning.
All right.
I'd like
the breakfast
please.
As you say
that someone
comes walking
out from the
kitchen and
it's not
Dex but
it must be
someone of
the same
species as
Dex but
they're wearing
like a pink
waitress outfit
except it's
really dirty
and she
comes up and
she was
clearly smoking
in the back
too.
There's a lot
of smoking
going on in
this neighborhood
and she
goes
I'm like
what?
So you're
doing some
bad neighborhood.
Are you
yelling hon?
Please ma'am I
would love me and
my friends here
we've had a
really long
night.
We're famished.
like it.
I think that
went over
there.
Peed his
pants.
It would
look like
it.
Do not
assume my
gender.
It's just
sweat.
Oh.
We hope.
Oh I always
forgot.
I would like
the big
breakfast.
The what?
I mean
the big
breakfast.
Eggs, bacon,
hash browns,
baked beans,
another hash brown,
sausage,
another
ados.
What the
hell is a
big breakfast?
What kind of
diner is this?
I believe here
it's called
Moons Over
Endor.
Yeah I love
the Moons
Over Endor.
What is that?
It's like
the Moons
Over Miami.
Oh okay.
Moons
Over Miami.
Why do you
know the
Denny's menu
Andy?
Why did you
know that it
was the Denny's
as soon as I
said it?
You got me
there.
Yeah I'm
actually really
impressed with
both of you
guys'
Denny's
knowledge.
I have no
idea what
that was.
How many
times you
guys have
been
Denny's?
I think I've
been there
like three or
four times.
All right hon.
In the last
week.
All right hon
but just
because you
had a cute
one and
she goes
back.
Thank you.
No I was
talking to him.
The one that's
hungry.
The hungry
man.
I'm hungry
too.
And then he
grabs you by
the cheek.
And then
she starts
tickling you
with her
other hand.
The lower
hand.
Oh you.
Yeah.
Well we don't
get many like
you around
here.
I'll take that
with a side of
cigarettes if you
don't mind.
All right.
And so she
scuttles off to
the back.
You hear some
pots and pans
clamoring around.
So now
what.
I guess just
wait.
I hope they
make this
quickly.
I know.
The whole
interaction took
ten minutes.
All right.
So you guys
have yeah you've
spent five minutes
monkeying around
in there.
It takes another
five minutes before
you see that lady
again.
You still haven't
seen her.
It's been about
ten minutes.
You see you see
the taxi
through the
window.
It pulls up
by the diner.
Oh for the
love of God.
Sorry about that
breakfast back.
Can you make
that to go?
What?
Yeah.
I thought you
said.
Can you make
it to go?
To go?
Well maybe the
cigarettes.
What about all
this breakfast?
It's not cooked
yet.
You know how
long it takes
to make a
moons over
Miami?
And or.
Oh shit.
I gotta start
over.
What have
you got made?
I got some
cigarettes and I
got a half a
hash brown done.
You want that?
God damn it.
I ate everything.
Everything sucks.
Oh no.
You wanted eggs
right?
Yeah.
I only could
have a hash brown.
she comes out
and it's
and she's got
she comes out
and it's got
a coffee can
and the coffee
can is filled
with egg yolk
with half a
hash brown
sticking out
and some
cigarettes.
She hands it
to you.
Thanks.
Oh no.
I put the
cigarettes on the
side so they
wouldn't get
wet.
Thank you.
I appreciate
that.
You're welcome.
I pocket
the cigarettes.
All right.
You can
you don't want
this food?
Mac.
Let's go
and on the
way out
give that
mean dude
the cigarettes.
It might
help us
later unless
you really
want them.
All right.
That's fine.
How much
do I owe
you?
Oh for you
it's on the
house and
then she
starts moving
in for a
kiss.
Oh I
go in.
All right.
Roll a charm
check.
Oh come
on.
I've already
had that
check.
And it's
let's say
it's a
it's easy.
Yeah.
She sounds
pretty easy.
Three successes.
Is there
anything you'd
like to do
with those
successes?
Does she
give me
money?
Can she
give me
money?
She's not
going to
pay you to
take half
a hash brown.
Can she
give me a
biscuit?
How about
that?
Oh a
biscuit?
Well it ain't
cooked.
It's still
frozen.
Oh.
Oh thanks.
So you
kiss her and
then she
Just ask
her if she
asks what
that's
asking if
she has
any health
packs or
stim packs or
anything.
Do they
have those
to the
diners?
What is
this look
like?
First aid kit
in the back?
Then she
goes oh
wait.
First aid
kit in the
back.
And she
pulls a
biscuit out
of her
pocket.
She's not
even saving
this.
Here you
go.
See
it.
What's
your name
again?
Grizzlax.
No
Grizz.
Oh Grizzlax.
Grizzlora.
You're true
blue.
You're true
blue Grizzlora.
Thank you
sweetie.
I'm glad you
noticed because
you look again
at her and
she actually
is blue.
Oh goodness.
it was a
pun.
So I go
okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
More
personalities than
she does
arms.
So I go
out and I
do what
Sarn tells
me.
I'm like
hey bud
here's some
extra
cigarettes
and I
give him
some
cigarettes
but I
keep
one.
You keep
one?
Where do
you put
it?
Yeah.
Oh yeah
not Sarn
Trex.
I just
keep it in
my breast
coat.
Behind
my
no
in my
breast
coat.
that's
if I
need it
for later.
That is
Buster.
Are you
still wearing
a Buster?
Your Buster?
It's
what I
think so.
What am I
wearing?
I can see
your arms
so yes
you're still
wearing a
Buster.
It turns out
yeah I'm
wearing a
Buster.
Okay.
the alien
talks back
to you
in some
language you
don't
understand
and then
rolls the
cigarettes
on my
sleeve.
I leave
and just
go walk
towards the
taxi.
Okay.
I'm
impatient
with this.
Wait do
we remember
where we
have to
go?
Yeah.
Choppers
L45.
So you
walk up to
the taxi
it's a
robot and
the taxi
says hello.
Oh thank
God I
didn't want
to have to
kill.
Hello and
welcome to
Johnny
Cab.
We need
quick
transport
to
choppers
chop
shop
L45.
So
make it
quick.
Would you
like to
go to
quadrant
L45?
Please
confirm.
I didn't
write it
down.
Can I
just like
like I
roll a
check to
see if I
remember
this
correctly?
Chopper.
Sure.
Chopper.
I'm trying
to hail
chopper.
He's not
answering.
It's 2 a.m.
because he
goes to
sleep.
What do
we call
that?
Can I
just flip a
light side
point and
say I
remember?
go to
I'm a
droid.
I'm a
droid.
That's
perfectly
fine.
As you
scan your
deep memory
banks,
you realize
that it
wasn't L45,
it was
L42.
Thankfully,
I'm glad I
checked that.
Okay,
please.
All right,
so now we
wish to go to
district L42.
enter the
Johnny
Cab.
I do.
So.
I get in
the front
seat.
I get in
the back
seat.
This is
quite unusual.
Johnny
Cab never
has passengers
in the
passenger seat,
the front
passenger seat.
Well,
hello,
ma'am.
Or
sir.
Hello.
L42.
Okay.
And what
about that
fellow over
there that
was with
you?
he's still
outside trying
to check if
this is the
buster he
was thinking
of.
Will he?
I'm getting
in.
I'm getting
in.
I just got
to find out
I got too
many pockets
on this
thing.
I couldn't
find a
good pocket
for this.
All right.
Well,
then after,
yeah,
now the
Johnny Cab
is taken
off and
you're heading
towards L42.
Yay.
I go through
the glove
box.
Oh,
my God.
Um,
as you
touch the
glove box,
it immediately
zaps you.
And please
do not touch
the glove box.
Yes.
Of the
Johnny Cab.
Hey,
Sarn,
go see what's
in that
glove box.
I bet you
can get past
that.
I kick it.
You kick
the what?
The glove
box.
Um,
okay.
Hold on.
I have a
roll to make.
With my
robo-toe.
Okay.
wait,
is this
private?
Oh,
wait,
that's metal.
That's probably
not a good
idea.
Um,
as you
kick it,
uh,
it zaps
you again
and it
deactivates
your robo-toe.
So now
it's just
stiff.
It doesn't,
it no longer
articulates.
Oh,
no.
That's not
like you
could get
any worse
at dancing.
Oh,
let's just
get used
to it
moving.
I'll look
at it
when we
get out
of the
cab.
all right,
fine.
All right.
Uh,
the Johnny
cab
drops you
off in
front of,
um,
what looks
to be
a
chop shop.
Um,
and it
drives away.
Um,
oh,
we don't
even have
to pay
for it.
I guess
you really,
really negotiated
pretty well
with that
dispatcher.
Um,
but the
door is
closed.
It is
two in
the morning.
Can we
break in?
Um,
I mean,
I think
Trapper's
working for
him,
so I don't
think we
want to
do that.
Can we
go to the
back door?
No.
Hey,
it's not,
it's like
kind of like
a big,
like storefront.
It's not
like a
freestanding
building.
You're in
the middle
of a
pretty big
city.
You can
wait,
you can
wait until
morning.
That could
be one
thing you
do.
Um,
you can
are there
any hotels
nearby?
Um,
that would
have been a
great question.
Oh,
yeah,
I should
definitely
not.
Well,
can I just
look and
see if
there,
I mean,
there'd be
signs they'd
advertise.
It's not
the part of
town that
has hotels.
I see.
I want to
knock on the
door.
Yeah,
might as well
go knock
then.
All right,
go ahead,
try knocking
on the
door.
Who's
knocking?
Me.
Sarn is
knocking.
I am the
one who
knocks.
still
butsing
around my
coat.
You
don't
hear
anything.
Do you
keep
knocking?
Yes.
How
loudly are you?
Except I
go faster.
Still
nothing.
How loud
are you
knocking?
Very.
Now you're
knocking very
hard?
Yes.
As you
continue to
knock,
increasingly
loud volumes,
you see a
head poke
out of the
window from
above the
shop.
Hey,
what are
you doing
down there?
Open up.
What?
I need to
talk to
Chopper.
It's the
guys.
Tell him
we got his
package.
Oh,
Max
Skyblade's
here.
He'll know
what to
say.
Oh,
Max
Skyblade,
Max
Skyblade,
and then he
runs back
inside and
you can hear
him running
down the
stairs.
This is
either really
good or
really bad.
Yeah,
that's exactly
what I'm
thinking.
I hide
behind Rex
a little
bit.
And the
door swings
open and
standing in
front of you
is what
looks like
Dex from
the diner.
It's a
four-armed
basilisk.
And he
he's
hold on.
See.
Oh,
yeah.
My friends,
it's so
good to see
you again,
Mr.
Skyblade.
And then
he hugs
you.
You turn
off your
communicator.
I was
sleeping.
And with
his two
upper arms,
he hugs
you, but
with his
two lower
arms.
Biggest
job of the
year, and
you sleep
through it.
Oh,
classic.
Oh,
why is
everyone,
does everyone
in your
species tickle?
So I fell
asleep.
It's a little
late.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry,
but thank you
for come
getting to
me.
Come on
in.
Come on
in.
I enter.
Yeah,
say.
I enter.
Okay.
What's this
guy's name
again?
Do we know
it?
Chopper.
Hey,
Chopper,
you got a
big breakfast
around here?
So you
enter,
I see
half a
hash brown
over there.
You enter
a shop.
It looks,
you know,
like a
shop.
Like a
chop shop?
Like a
chop shop,
basically.
Also,
can we
call it
there?
No,
it's perfect.
So you
enter in.
Yeah,
I figured.
Yeah.
Also,
real quick,
before we
go,
though,
would I
be able
to change
characters?
Can we
like work
on a
death for
Rex at
the next
session or
two?
Sure.
What do
you want
to change
to?
I can
give you
some ideas
from the
pregens for
this adventure.
Or do you
have like...
No,
I was going
to create
one this
week.
I already
have most
of the
idea done.
I don't
want to
spoil it
yet,
though.
one thing,
you are
allowed to
be a
Wookiee in
this game.
I'm not
going to
try to
talk
Wookiee.
I can't
do it.
It'll be
really annoying,
so it'll be
weird, I guess,
to talk
English as
a Wookiee,
but I
did want to
be a Wookiee.
Okay.
Let me
think about...
If he turns
into Bud
Radar,
I'm going
to be
mad.
No,
he...
Fine,
I guess I'll
get some...
No,
he's sworn
to hunt
the Bud
Radar.
Oh,
awesome.
Yeah,
he's an
albino Wookiee
who has sworn
to hunt
Bud Radar.
Okay,
so we're...
Yeah,
I just want
to make sure
that the party's
going to be
balanced still,
because...
It's fine.
I mean,
I guess it can...
I mean,
this...
I was also
not going to
have a blaster
at all.
I was only
ever going to
use melee
weapons,
so...
probably
pretty balanced.
Yeah,
let me think
about it.
Yeah.
All I know
is that I
want to kill
Rx.
I want to
be the one
that does it.
Okay.
All right,
yeah,
let me think
about it.
See how we
can work that
in.
Yeah,
there's no
friendship in
this team.
Turns out.
No.
Nope.
Well,
I like you.
I hid behind
you when the
guy came out
to hug me.
He tickled you
too.
He liked
me as
long as
I am
a shield.
Wow.
Bridget says
the same
thing.
All right,
guys.
I got to
go watch
Bridgerton
with my
wife.
I'll see
you later.
All right.