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uh tiger yes so tiger like oh go ahead i'm gonna spend 15 experience points to upgrade
my range so i'll be again um so it because you're going to be going from two to three right
so it's going to cost so it's an additional specialization within a character's career
costs 10 times the total number of specializations oh that's specialization training a career skill
costs five times the value times so it'll be 15 okay so yeah you have just it's all 15
yep okay
but that means i just have i think two yellows and a green now so all right
so this is what was last week the ninth
that's about right
plus 15 all right so minus 15 and you went from range heavy
range heavy two to three so i have you're at two well yeah i mean i don't exactly know how the rank
works but yeah it was at two so i think i'm at rank three but it's like up until rank two it just meant i got yellows because i had like a native two yeah for because i have two agility yeah so now i think i have two yellows and a green that's right
okay okay
okay
okay minus 15 zero
and today is 8 17
all right
is anybody else so how do i know which which ones are career skills again they're the ones that have well i don't know if you marked it right on there but it's based on your career if you look at your sheet in i'll tell you what your career skills are unless you have a skill to add additional career skills so the ones that have the check
where it says cs on your career sheet uh can i send this to you no
do you know how to get to your career sheet i do not i mean your sheet just your just your character
sheet you can just double click on your character
anywhere like on the landing page okay double click your token and shows up siren turbo should show like
oh your skills or it says cs so the cs is career skills career skill that's based on your career and your specialization
okay
so if you got another specialization then you would have more career skills
okay
am i still wounded no i'll reset that i'll reset it if it if it's showing wounded i thought i did already though
oh maybe it's just showing my threshold that's it
and then according to the sticker my vigilance
uh what did i just not rank it yeah i don't think so it says zero you got what is it at it should be uh
one proficiency and then oh so you upgraded your vigilance ability i don't think so but that's just what i
i haven't i haven't i haven't marked as
i don't know why i would upgrade my vigilance yeah even in the book it says my vigilance is uh
yellow and green so
a yellow and a green okay so it should be one we might have talked about this before
because i have everything that i have show that show it is zero two
so rank one okay
they're on the beach i could have outrun those birds
and let me look at booze to make sure his isn't showing any wounds no you got you got all your
your wounds you're fine
should i go leaner oh my nice
i can be you know i want to upgrade my negotiation i think that's actually a really smart choice
so let me see your negotiation is three
see yes now
what uh yeah let's let's do whatever you want i guess like because ryan already has a career skill in
negotiation because he's a colonist um and he's already got one skill you still have three greens
i think he's one yellow one green but if he upgraded his negotiation he could be the negotiator
my negotiation is two yellows okay maybe my negotiations already uh two i upgraded that a while ago
okay okay okay so i just wasted that well i mean it's just something to keep in mind you could still do it
yeah
all right so what the hell does resilience do
resilience
oh i don't think you would just tell me to roll that check
yeah that's what that i mean that's what the skills are
um okay i don't know i actually i've never
roll or told us to roll up
so let's see
resilience
the galaxy
all right i'm gonna upgrade my stealth then
okay
well your stealth isn't a career skill
it is
no
i just have a boost from it
i just want a proficiency too
oh my oh it is a career skill my sheet is way off
all right so yeah because you're at
you're at four and a boost that must be from a talent
yeah stalker yeah i got it yeah okay
and stealth so you'll be at
one in one and three right one yellow and three greens
yes
stealth
rank of one
that how was that gonna cost you
that'll cost me
ten right ten right
i think so
that's what i was thinking
training a career skill cost five times the value of the next highest rank so you're going to one
it's actually just five
were you at rank one or rank zero
i think i was at
you're at zero so it's only five
no as it says one oh you now it's one i just changed it
yeah so it's only five so i have ten yeah you have ten remaining okay so that's stealth
um i'm wondering if i should upgrade streetwise too
yeah we just have to you have to remember the ones that you you upgrade because if you said i want
to do this we could i use a streetwise check may very well work yeah
yeah we could have already used we could use that last week and we could have used it before when i was parkouring everywhere
street no that's not streetwise i don't think
i take it as like knowing the streets
parkouring
no not parkouring but
like knowing like which routes to take
that
may yeah actually i think that's a very literal very literal interpretation yeah
yeah
i would say it's i would say it's more being able to like
fight someone in an alley or like yeah street smart if a character is looking for a merchant who
specializes unsavory goods or illicit services such a merchant may be located through a streetwise
check when dealing with criminals or underworld elements knowing how to approach them
and open a conversation without coming across as a threat uses streetwise so it's yeah it's like
like street smarts it's not parkouring
i didn't say it was like parkour and you did you said you could have used it for your parkour check
yeah to know which way to go
hmm that's a stretch
all right so you got you got 10 left yeah you can you can still spend them
or if you got anything
i'm gonna hold off on this week i'd like to i'd like to do a little bit more research
yeah i didn't realize i had as money as i did i thought i had 10 xp and then i i thought i didn't mark
down i got xp i i have 10 and 5 for my obligations but i forgot the mark xp so next week i think i'll try
to upgrade okay you're gonna hoard your xp
yes okay but you know
he's gonna get quite the glow up next week or maybe the week after oh no he's gonna buff
i'm gonna end the boss he's gonna go into the hyperbolic time chamber
yes nice cross-reference for one day
uh and then andy you're gonna sit on yours too
yeah okay until i want to see like
just see what else we can use for because i don't know too much about this campaign yet
yeah yeah you guys see the star wars visions trailer
i'm super excited about it it looks awesome
yeah are you kidding they said anime star wars they said it's not did you see the
uh well no i mean that was to be expected yeah i'm not i'm not upset i think it's kind of cool
i did not see a lightsaber umbrella well
has this trailer got something for you this is star wars meets anime meets the penguin
mrs poppins mary poppins did you say mr poppins
the gender switch no one asked for
all right i gotta go i gotta go get some ice and then we can start this stupid thing
can you give me some too oh he's gone already
ready get down good girl oh i guess i'll go get ice too
oh yeah that's the umbrella oh wait there's an umbrella it's like it's like a it's like a lightsaber
like there's like four lightsabers on the end of a stick that oh i guess it is like an umbrella i
didn't even think that i didn't see that and then right after that there was an r2
astromech droid with a rocket launcher built into one of its pots japanese really know how to do it
yeah they do you ever seen their porn get them to that market
oh my gosh this looks so awesome
oh i haven't started watching what if yet but i want to do that too
i've seen the first one
did silly are they're not releasing them all at once they're just releasing them what like one a week
yeah i don't even know what this week is wait so the first one came out last week
or when does the captain carter did that come out this week or last week
last week i think oh it's every wednesday oh i see i thought it would
why didn't ryan get pulled in over there
i said i don't know why you didn't get pulled into the other uh the other okay
claxon the crew found themselves being pursued by dangerous black sun thugs following a somewhat
botched robbery after a daring bear barrel rolling escape from the thugs they hitched a taxi ride to
choppers chop shop they identified rendezvous point after waking up the friendly best list owner
has just greeted the crew excited to see an old friend and to receive the stolen data
but will they ever get the big breakfast
that's good probably not probably probably not all right so
as i said you guys are you guys going you guys are in the chop shop it is two in the morning but um
still work is going on he's not you know it's uh but he's got to make the money so a lot of stuff is
going on he's got a lot of the ugnaughts of just doing work for him working on various speeders
there's just spare parts everywhere um and you go back into the chop shop uh if you remember
when you came up to the shop
um you met chopper um he was really excited to to see you guys uh really excited to hear about how
the job went um and he took you back to the shop uh spark sparks fly from numerous locations throughout
the large cluttered repair shop everywhere you look piles of speeder parts half-built droids
and stranger contraptions are stacked to the ceiling several groups of ugnaughts are welding and working
away on a disassembled air speeder paying you no heed a booming voice rings out from one of the junk piles
oh this is this is chopper you've already talked to chopper um he's a large green
what the hell green modeled basilisk uh he has four arms and um he hugged and tickled i think um
mac as you guys walked in affectionately
out of someone not affectionately
very affectionately
uh uh oh hello my friends i know i know i it's nice to see you yeah i was sleeping a little bit but
now i'm awake and nice to see you no come come back here come back and he he ushers you guys back to
the back office so how did the job go i delay because i'm busy looking at the droid parts that are strewn
all over the floor like catching them with my foot like inspecting some and then and then i hurry up and catch up
okay so yeah you you wait behind a little bit as they they walk off and you see um yeah it's it's a repair
shop so like when things break they fix them so there's there are parts there do you see anything interesting
uh no okay um we did we did not roll andy roll dark side
uh let's see
uh
roll one two
uh just just one
oh no
you're welcome
so and there we go oh no
all right so what is that that's two four five
six dark side points and no light side points that's good well thank god we're the bad guys right
you got to flip the other way around tigger yeah i'm doing it right now
six dark oh no this should be
one one i i i read five and one yeah now it's zero and five now it's one and six
now it's zero and six first try ah nailed it let's just delete those
as if i did it right the whole time
okay so how did you guys do how did the job go
oh we never even really talked about those it had some minor problems oh problems
i did did you what happened nobody saw you did they
well yeah they did they saw us but they didn't see us for long it was supposed to be a quick in a
quick out quick in quick out it was very quick it was very quick
debit and then it got out what you don't understand is that sarn just has a thing with people and
pushing buttons no you pushed the bottom arguments i pushed the button did you guys
did you read the briefing what you're supposed to do you're supposed to get into there and then
steal the data and then get right out no buttons
what were we doing to steal the data you didn't set off the alarm a literal button
no no no i don't when you say other people and then pushing buttons when you say alarm what do you
mean i mean like noise you know there was plenty of noise and i mean if you if you include like the
police sirens yeah there was a lot of noise oh there's the police sirens there was the black sun
thugs there was there was quite there was the us destroying a speeder a taxi that we that we stole
yeah okay well well but wait we didn't really steal it we just got shot by the body
you had to commandeer it we went to we went to a diner though it was a very nice diner very reasonably
priced where to yeah you got everything for free decks including a half a cup oh
hey man hospitality is half the law wait was gizlaura working
yeah yeah it was oh she's the one that gave mac that cigarette
is look she want
that lady she really does something to me do you want her cigarette
uh no i don't i don't smoke anymore all right give me over give me over this data
give it give me give me who's got it oh you got it the robot thank you i mean joy
robot thank you robot okay the data so he says once we have oh wait hold on
okay so he he hands it and um
okay yeah he puts it in a terminal and it starts decrypting the the data um so we did actually have it
yeah and he says so the data um is hoping hopefully will let us know about a bounty hunter
um so once we have this bounty hunter's identity the pike family wants you to bring him down for his
betrayal he cost the bosses me well i hope it's not you did she work for the pike family
i don't know there were no did you betray the pike family i don't remember real is a hell of a drug
i only started doing real like three months ago you don't know my backstory wait now you're doing real
now i've been doing it what are you doing mac hanging out with these people
i thought you were a professional you know oh yeah professional i'm professional keeping these guys
professional he mostly uses us as shields i they're very professionally looking shields
okay well anyway this guy the whoever it is guy woman non-binary whatever whatever they are
they cost the pike family a lot of money they cost the bosses a fortune by stealing a shipment of
their spice and bringing it to black sun unsurprisingly the pikes aren't very happy about it and they'll pay
well if you can take care of this little problem for them they may even forget a couple of favors you owe them
you dig
wait wait wait i'm lost who's hiring for this job
you guys are working for the pike family
okay okay
oh he still has no that's good
so no the pike family so we're not working for the black suns that's why
no the black suns were following you trying to kill you right so i didn't think it made any sense when
you said yeah yeah got it got it so wait what was this guy's name uh my name's chopper
chopper no no no the bounty hunter we're trying to kill
no no no no no we don't know yet but that data is in in this what you stole from that computer i think
from there if we get it we space us black suns hired this bounty hunter space floppy disk
oh that's good no they space floppy what happened was this bounty hunter was working for the pikes and
he betrayed them by stealing some spice and giving it to and selling it to the black sun
i would say so what's black sun actually have to do with this okay so he betrayed the pikes for black
yes they're rival crime syndicates
gotcha oh the pikes are a crime syndicate
yes it's a family it's a crime family you might say
okay gotcha wait they weren't they in
in clone wars
uh i don't have that information on here uh but that would i i would think i think maybe
if they were
i don't so i have it so in the journal under organizations i do have the pike syndicate
um yeah they were in clone wars yeah not necessarily going to adhere to all of the canon
for everything all the time but using it as a guide obviously yeah so there's you won't get spoiled by
reading wikipedia
no i just want to know what they look like okay because it sounded really familiar so i was like i
think tell us now i know what they look like okay so anyway yeah i'm going to put this in the
decryption machine and uh wait for this to spit out a you know decrypted file see if we can find out
this guy's name
what why do we owe this family favors what did we do for these guys again you stole the data you are in
the middle of a job right you got i know why do what i know but why do we owe favors oh i i assume as
you guys are underworld scum uh they put it one way you might owe them a favor i i don't know do you owe them
any favors i'm trying to recall we have a lot of people that we have pissed off yeah i know
so i figured maybe if you had some favors owed to the pike family this could get you out of that
uh but regardless they're gonna pay you for if you can take care of this problem for them
how much we talking well you like money
so i'm thinking you would do any job for one speeder bike but wait is there any job for two
speeder bikes so wait is this like a private job they're just offering to individuals such as us
whoever steals the data why not just put a bounty out on this person oh they do
don't know but if you got to the you got to him first um oh i see yeah so what's the
bounty on it what's the bounty it's gonna be probably a thousand credits a piece
oh my god damn yeah perhaps should we recruit we should recruit some more people to be our little
team so that we can get more money i know no this isn't this isn't the social security office
that's not how this works no we're like we should tell them that we have five people on our team so
they'll give us five thousand credits instead of me i'm not sure that you want to do that kind of
we'll work that out later yeah well i'm not sure that's gonna work you can try it i suppose uh but
i wouldn't i wouldn't bet on that so they're paying three thousand yes gotcha seems kind of
um anything anything else you want to know about this this job where is he are you sure it wasn't
the hike the kite family i think it's a kite family they're the what
i'm pretty are you sure this wasn't the kite family i seem to remember a kite family i don't
know anything about pike family uh how did you take this job actually and not know who you're working
for you thought you were working for the kite kite family well you see the thing is is none of us
remember actually taking this job that's just some sort of collective amnesia and we all woke up right
in the middle of it hell a real is a hell of a joke it's like the last thing i remember is riding
off in the desert listening to some song it's up there about seagulls right no i was all messing around i think
um okay well i will tell you you were working for the bikes and we needed some data because we're
trying to hunt down this bounty hunter and we're hoping in this data i'm not a member uh but i do
work for them i'm okay i you know i work for myself in this this this small business understood yeah no no
no no no we are old friends you and the pikes no me and you fish family well you and the kites me and
me and me and me and mr uh skyward what was your name again i don't remember mckenzie sky
mackenzie mack skybird oh skybird that's right how could i forget
i remember when you were a diplomat so any any i mean i can't tell you where he is um
i can give you some ideas of some places to look wait what what exactly did we just find in the data
well it's still decrypting so we don't we don't know what's in there yet how long do i have to wait
yeah but i mean it's a flap it's a floppy disk for crying out loud we have time to go get uh that big
breakfast yeah you guys have a big breakfast around here i i'm a chop shop i don't have a not that kind of
chop shop there are places next to every other chop shop i've ever visited at least had hashed browns
at least a half of this one but down the street you can go to a little diner it's um it's called
blex's it's blex's diner that's a lot like that diner i already came from this morning oh
chlorina wait what's her name giz laura
yeah
she's something isn't she
yeah something else yeah i guess you guys you guys can probably go get uh breakfast and it'll be
done by the time you get back i mean i'm not really sure how long it's gonna take not that long
can i take a nap somewhere you got a bed for me um no but we have lots of floor
what about any real you got any real i don't i don't know how to get real i mean perhaps they know
it's a diner it's not exactly a reputable place
part of a prime city how do you not know how to get rid of some of the most common drive
droyd don't talk to me like that
boom roasting got him all right
got him
so anyway the only other thing i know about this potential body hunter
um is that obviously he's working on an alias we don't really know who he is
um he was working for the pikes to dispatch a rival smuggler and intercept the large spice shipment that
uh the rival was carrying and instead betrayed the pikes and took the shipment for himself instead
delivering it to the black sun mobsters as we already said for a bigger bounty
and so this costs the pikes hundreds and thousands of credits and so i feel like they should be paying us
uh well i mean they don't have that money and drops have been drying up so really it's been
there's some knock-on effects you might say trickle-down effects so we're hoping on there so
um as he's talking uh the console beeps and it looks like it's done being decrypted
no that was fast yeah i guess you guys weren't that hungry so good glad you're still here
um it looks like it is kato lichos
um thank god it's not treks no not treks wait who's true tracks
it's treks
did i kill him an old friend
who's treks tell me about this treks an old an old friend oh an old friend
yeah don't worry about it
so anyway really hot girl it looks pretty sure he's dead
it looks like that that the the person we're looking for is kato lichos um he's a nickdo i i
happen to know a little bit about him and going through this these files here um he was bound in service to the huts
and then eventually worked his his um worked his way to his freedom and he takes a lot of high risk
bounties and a formidable operative so i know that he's actually from around these parts and i know a
couple places where he's been
or like some of his haunts some leads i have some leads for you
leads so he's got some interesting tastes um
dude yes you can either go find him at the umbra club that's the place he hangs out a lot the umbra
clubs uh it's it's like a dance club pretty common in the drug scene
um you can get death sticks there uh the spider which is a
death sticks yes they are drugs yeah yeah
addiction addiction addiction addiction yeah they may they haven't heard about a certain bounty hunter
trying to offload some spice um the spider which is a sabacc parlor uh they're known to have black
black sun people hang out there a lot um or the zelcom tower tower uh which is a place that does
shipping so if he's trying to get it out he might be running it through the zelcom tower
yeah but he already gave it to him didn't he if he had any more
it's guess not
gotcha
so i think we should try so they yeah they do second place yeah we're uh i think those would be good
places to start
what was the second place again it's a place called the spider it's uh sabacc parlor parlor
all right yeah who knows how to play sabacc
all right i'm a droid
i mean i think
i'm building with that
oh
they can't play it they just can't enjoy it wait sabacc which one is that is that the
is that the chess game the card game oh it's not the chess game no no that's hollow chess
exactly what it's called yeah
very imaginative
i mean if you guys do
if you do go up there uh to this the sabacc place um
maybe you spider the spider yeah if you go up there uh you might run into a wookie friend of mine
um if you see him be sure to talk to him what's his name you'll you'll recognize him
let me just say the only wookie there let me just say he's a unique looking wookie
is he a fat wookie because that would be awesome um no he's not fat is he the ewok who's trying to be a wookie because that'd be kind of cute why don't you guys just go there i've told you i'm trying to be secretive i'm trying to be sly like you'll recognize him when you see him trust me you've never seen a wookie like this fine
you've never seen a wookie like this i'm telling you
is he bald i've seen a lot of wookiees you've never if you know this
shopper i don't know this i
i am sarn turbo
slayer of butt radars
but right you've killed a butt radar
yes i killed the butt radar
there is no the butt radar
shut up rex
rex roll a uh roll a knowledge check of some kind
i don't have butt radar knowledge as a category
what would that be
you weren't there
z-nology
yeah i think z-nology works
yeah z-nology or lore
i'm showing you have lore as a career skill which is actually upgraded i think
what difficult what what
well is that better uh let's say let's say it's a hard a hard difficulty
oh yeah my lore is better okay fine hard difficulty that's three right
yeah that's three purples
yay succeeded with two successes okay what do you know about butt radars
uh uh well uh radar can the only one
is a uh myth among us among certain tribes of wookiees
uh and the legends tell tales of uh legendary warriors uh
generally resort to uh piracy or other mercenary work
that's it
uh
pirate king yes
well
um
it's really just a title too
and so it can be passed on and other wookiees can take it up if
uh
radar is killed
oh so mr greenbacks you didn't kill the butt radar it's just a title it's like saying you killed a
private
i killed the best
i feel like a butt radar still is an accomplishment
i guess that it does not mean that there is no more about radar
but i killed the one that was the second hand to teemo
oh
well good for you i guess
well i just did a loopy loop just now
barrel roll
oh like on the way here
oh
imagining like your guy just like
slipping over
while he's standing there
all right
i'm doing loopy loops right now
i thought i turned that off
don't do it it'll piss god off
god hates
the damn narcissistic god
why do i still have control over it
well if you guys want to go to the spider club
i know
uh you know 2 30 3 o'clock in the space morning is probably a good time to go
um if you want to take a speeder bike i'll loan you a couple
a couple
take
oh yeah let's go
i mean it's great you guys haven't all rode on one
bike have you
it was a very awkward awkward ride
who is in the middle
rex
oh
well like that's
fine i guess okay well
yeah if you guys want to borrow a swoop bike you can go ahead and take a swoop bike
and then he beeps you over some uh coordinates so you know where it's at
all right
i go pick the blue one
okay
uh there's
i look at them there are two
there's not one there's not three there's only two
i see i i jump on the one that he didn't that rex didn't jump on
and i leave
what you just like peel out
yeah
uh do it do an easy
piloting check
i assumed that this is something that you've done before
i think he's actually a pretty good planetary pilot
yeah
watch me fail
nope you succeeded six times
thank god
uh yeah i don't think there was a way i couldn't succeed on
you want to color it in
oh nobody heard that one no
it was uh it was pretty loud uh yeah so i just peel off
leaving a plume of smoke from the the afterburners on the way
and as i'm going i find a
something's wrong with the exhaust
and
and on the way i find a shortcut to get me there faster
as my advantage
um there were only two speeder bikes so if you guys both zoomed off then
mac is standing there by himself uh
oh rx didn't say he took off rx just said he he jumped on the blue one
i'm just sitting here just sitting there that's why it took off was because i did not want mac behind me
well mac also owns a speed fast food bike but it is all the way back in the falcon
yeah the wave
okay of course
whoops um all right come on mac let's go
all right
you suckers right are you i'm driving right
are you ready no i'm already driving i already hopped on it you're on the back
i'd rather walk
well all right
i
and i leave him behind
time for a walk of reflection
wow uh well all right see you later that was chopper
do i still the taxi cab
no the taxi uh it didn't no you guys didn't blow it up it just dropped you off like a taxi does
um okay so yeah we didn't know we stole it no you guys got another one
guy but he decided to not charge that one crashed
i see but i was gonna kill the robot driver of the next one but he decided not to charge us
what a nice fella yeah something like that
oh these are all broken that's what happened
all right so you get to oh yeah there's gamble time
gamble time oh yeah the dealer all right so you guys stop at the uh
the spider first uh
hold on one second here yeah
is that hollow sabacc
uh it looks like yeah um it's played mostly the same
as regular sabacc okay i just i didn't know that existed
um they never showed that
no well i haven't seen solo but
there was definitely not hollow okay
spoiler lando got caught cheating
oh lando
okay so siren gets there first and he's waiting for rx's rx pulls up
sorry all right
all right there's uh
there's our diplomat for the night
uh well he was not comfortable with me manning the controls and decided he would rather walk
okay even though there are many empty chasms that span thousands of feet in between all the buildings
not exactly sure how he's going to walk
i have no idea either
i think it's the vester
the buster helps him fly or
or glide or something
really do i is there like a
glider in my buster hey you're not here
i'm not talking to you guys i'm not in character god
god yeah i think that's the only real reason to wear one of them
because it might have gliding properties all right so you guys nod to each other and
start walking into the sabacc parlor the sights and sounds of the spider are
similar to those of many sabacc parlors with a central pit
of card tables surrounded by various electronic games the establishment is crowded and noisy
the cheers that accompany winning hands and lucky rolls ring out across the room behind the bar
the bar a two-headed troig deftly passes out drinks using all four arms
chattering chatting with down on their luck gamblers
or himself intermittently a quick scan of the room shows that the nickto bounty hunter is not here
so you must rely on the various patrons and employees for information
are those the ones that that was doing the uh
are you still nickto
and i k to yes um in the journal i think i actually have nickto
if you go to the journal and then characters or not characters species
i think i have nickto yeah i do
but the bartender is the one that uh that did the races right yeah
he's gonna do that
because i knew he had two heads
oh that's right i said he had two heads okay good job yeah yeah he conversed with himself
yeah well
quote unquote himself right or herself or their self good
do you know how to play this game
sorry
yes
i have a bounty hunter after all you should perhaps go to tables and see if you can find out about
a nickto who frequents this establishment
is there any tables with a wookie at them
i did not see one
so um
roll um
wait no yeah don't don't roll a perception yeah
yeah you guys just why don't we just wait
why don't we just wait for mac to get to the place
um okay like anything big happens
so
whatever you want
as you guys are um
you guys are just getting into the spider let's let's skip over to
back to mac who's um walking to the
walking to the sabacc parlor um what what is he doing
oh i'm pissed i'm kind of kicking the sand a little bit
why the fuck are my friends with these guys just leave me in the dust they know i
i'm the driver i'm not gonna let some robot let me drive you know kind of just stewing
you know in the kind of a general way um
okay kind of trying to do the you know just kind of just walking trying to figure out where
the fuck i'm at
hey mac mac
oh you you get a ring on your
your
calm
where are you at
i thought we were gonna take the bike with rx
you guys took both the bikes
well that's why i left first was so
so rx was forced to deal with you
i offered to i offered to give him a ride and look how he
dealed with me after all the times i've had to deal with you two psychopaths
one time and you just take off without me
me i offered to give him a ride rx offered you a ride you said no your pride was too big
so now you gotta walk like a chump
i turned my can i turned the thing off
can i send him a text message or something with the no i thought you can send me morse code roll
roll a uh roll a uh core world check uh let's say it's let's let's say it's hard or maybe
underworld uh because you're going to the sabacc parlor i don't know what what do you think
uh for uh for me yeah can i send him the number of the taxi cab company
i'll just do an underworld check is okay yeah
i failed
you are lost
it sounds about right
you you've noticed that you you've walked past the same building like twice already
i swear i've seen that building a couple of times
circular platforms around the buildings
daddy's ever left that building where the hell am i
do you do you try sending the coordinates andy
yeah i sent no no i don't send the corners i sent him the number for uh the taxi cab company oh
okay and all i got was a bunch of beeps off my transponder i don't know what the
fuck said why is this beeping
yeah i mean you see it's you see it's beeping uh so you don't know what it says but somehow
you know because it's like a special like vibration that it is from sarn
yeah and i i'm thinking about ignoring it
i know where i'm going though right because i think they told us where to go right
i don't know you know what place you know what place you're going to
but you're not quite sure how to get there
so you know the name of the sabacc parlor uh at least i think okay
do you remember all right the name of it right
uh yeah so the sabacc parlor
i can nail it i'm gonna start uh i guess i'm gonna start like just start doing fine and start
like doing the whole hitchhiking thing seeing if that's gonna help me out
um okay what's my hitchhiking role i don't know i'm like i gotta look at the skills there's gotta be
there's gotta be a what maybe like oh i i saw a hitchhiker yesterday so or not yesterday
how how would you look like did you look did he look like me it was it was midnight
so i didn't really get a good look i'm just glad i didn't hit him with my car
um because it was pitch blackout how are you going to entice people to pick you up
um oh him i thought you were talking about the guy i saw
charm okay dashing good looks
he's gonna roll up his pants and stick his leg out
just just to be coy okay hit him with the classic
all right roll uh roll a charm roll an average charm
success what was that so um as as you you stick out your arm in your leg or something is that how you're
charming you're sticking out your leg
and this man
he's only he's only he's only 15 he's only 15 years old
uh jelly g uh
okay oh this guy oh yeah i didn't know you guys can see that uh no i don't like that you gotta go
under and make it private yeah oh is that what it is all right so anyway this guy this probably
this guy comes and picks you up um in a speeder uh and he he stops next to you and opens his door and says you going somewhere
yeah it's a back parlor it's a back parlor there's a lot of those around here do you don't got a name
uh it's the nice one
oh you're not really dressed to go to the nice sabacc parlor
this is a fine buster is that what that is this yeah oh i can i can dig it it's a
oh you can yeah i can dig it wait nice bus yeah i mean i could go for sabacc for some sabacc
yeah you wanna go the name's jelly g jelly g yeah write that down so i don't forget i write the
freeball i like their names down in my little book here oh you like me already huh yeah i like the cut
of your jib jelly 15 he is i'm not 15 i am of driving age i'm probably like 100 1500 days per
square inch so no one could look that up years uh and and it did say his height did it um he's in
a story i don't i remember what it was what he was tall it was six something oh oh man you guys gotta
see this picture of this fucking doofus he's in a story uh i just looked it up on wikipedia
what is his name oh that's not it he is of species is sorry so he's he's kind of he's he looks like
he's got long a long braided hair um he's amphibious uh and carnivorous he's uh you know he's he's
a humanoid um i don't know do links work if i paste those in there oh yeah there you go
peso
pesos
sorry
i could dig that i could dig that vest that's a pretty sick looking vest well wait he's he's wearing a vest
are we are you wearing a vest too well i don't wear it i thought his braids were his other arm for a
second no those are my braids and then he he rips off his shirt and he's wearing a vest under his shirt
vest brothers
best brothers
all right yeah i don't think you're going to uh the nice sabacc parlor like i said they're not really a
best place trust me i tried uh but the spider that's probably the place you want to go the
spider love it only if you come with me buddy uh they grab arms and take off and then uh they drive
really fast um and get to the sabacc parlor
so this is it uh yeah i'm gonna get this get in there hey matt hey hey mac who's your new friend
i just walk in i'm like hello spider hello spider
and everyone looks around you for
i just i elbow saw it i'm like the diplomat has arrived
ladies and gentlemen someone get this man a drink also i found a guy with a vest get in here
hello sorry is his name is sorry what's your name again no that's not my name g g get in here g
i had to look it up on my little notebook good thing you wrote it down
i did oh that's what he sounds like now yeah no i'm i'm southern now i didn't really think about
what he would be but no i am just one big hillbilly i'm just vest loving man that's the back loving
man and now this man's got a vest too
did you see my braid
so who are you i'm jolly g i i slowly walk away to try to find a wookie who's who's your friend over
there because i think she's giving me the lovely eyes
you should go flirt with her no not you the green one the green one
the one that just walked away you should definitely try to go
you should definitely try to go go after him he he she loves vests believe me she loves vests
and hair ties
hmm yeah
okay um
let's see somebody roll a perception
how about sorry sorry sorry you just you just slunk away
oh let's see mac is back oh my perception is not good
what's the difficulty uh it's it's easy
how do i manage that oh you failed uh you look around and um you perceive nothing
uh
just stand there you're just yeah you continue to stand there uh what i don't know
i don't know what that means
scratching your arm
uh
i wonder how i get my robo toe to work again
yeah it's it's it's locked in the outright position
so yeah that's why i look so good in my sandals
is that just how toes dormily are
no
it's not moving they're supposed to move
minimally
whatever totally they don't move in shoes that much
all right so what are you doing
i like to wear shoes
they don't know i don't know i would have said that
what what did you say tiger what are you doing
um i am looking around um oh i should probably walk up to the bar i'm trying to listen in on what
what people are saying just to hear if i can hear anyone talking about uh
you know crime or bounties or
what what alien species was that guy
trike
yeah
troy
just you know
i'm looking to see it
i think he was part of the kite family
no no
uh
seeing if i see other troids
there's a nikto
nikto yeah that's what he is yeah
azarath mekto
nikto
i just finished watching that series
um
okay uh let's see no one is just outright
talking about him
um
but the bartenders come up to you
say
haven't seen you around here before we don't get a lot of droids in here
yes that is
normal at a establishment primarily
meant for
enjoyment of
biological life forms
yes i that's exactly what i meant
so what are you here for what are you doing
looking for a nikto
a nikto
well
frequent
frequentist establishment
i do know of a nikto
uh what do you what do you want to know about him
um i wish to hire him for a job
you sure
i need to
he's a
communicate with him
he's a bit of a hothead
yeah well i need a hothead
and i
it's a it's a it's a hot job
so so what one of them tells you he's a hothead and
and one of the the people is uh
one of the bartenders
because it's two heads remember
oh you just said yeah
he's
oh that's right yeah
he's a bit of a hothead and uh let's just say he's um
you know he
takes vengeance on sometimes when he loses it's a back around here
um
not sure you want to deal with somebody like that
well it's a hot job
and then
i need
the other bartender cuts you off and says
um
you know
this particular nikto
uh he owes
the spiders owner
a lot of money
so you're probably not going to find him around here
well that's
that's
is good to know
thank you
and i toss a
credit under the bar
and walk away
hold on let me make a note
minus one credit
oh gee thanks
i guess we'll split this
you're
you're one being
are are we though
and then they look at each other confused
and then they're confused and i just walk away
yeah
nice distraction
all right um
i'm walking around
with i guess i should have said you only have one pocket
all right whatever
that would have been smoother
yeah
all right back to uh siren
all right i find a
i try to find the seediest sabacc table
uh is there a way i can find out if i know how to play sabacc
um
which well i mean okay so
somebody
do
do you know okay
yeah how would we figure out if you know sabacc i guess it'd be a knowledge would it be an underworld knowledge what else is there could be streetwise
i mean i knew i should have upgraded it yeah well it's
streetwise or underworld knowledge seems like it should work probably as well
yeah
i definitely know how to play sabacc
or perhaps you could teach siren
what right now yes
no well i mean you guys aren't you guys aren't talking to each other i think you and jolly g are just kind of
yucking it up yeah
we're palling around i'm introducing him to all the tables i'm like
it i'm like max skyblade max skyblade
diplomat friend and smuggler
uh
okay i'm really i'm really i'm trying to
whatever have you met my friend jally g look at this vest well
i found it
i you could say i think i discovered him i think well no i definitely no i definitely existed before
where you found me uh you know i was doing just fine i mean i mean i don't know that you discover me
you don't know yeah i mean i'm pretty cool
seconds before in a random character
right there
he existed for about two seconds before you knew i was a fully
person that lived an entire life my friend what i'm of probably what i'm saying what i'm
saying i'm gonna make you famous i'm gonna make you as famous as max skyblade
wow never heard of her i've heard the same thing on casting couch
you are not there okay so how do you know where i was gonna go next so just so sorry oh there we
go all right so uh sorry are you gonna roll an underworld check to see if you know how to play sabacc
yeah yeah all right uh what's the difficult it's average
uh all right you don't know how to play sabacc
but i do find the table where no one else knows how to play it that well either how about it's just
one person it's just one person that's never played sabacc before
and so you okay you sit down and watch that one other person at the table right
okay so it's just me and this other person this other person
those other creature um yeah you're right entity
okay can you see it or is it private it's private okay good
all right so this other this other i don't like how you laughed at that no it's good uh so so
at one time we don't have any light side points right uh that would have been perfect for light
side yeah i'm surprised i haven't used my dark side point yet all right so the one the one person
sitting at the sabacc table is um it's a trandoshan and they clearly don't know how to how to play sabacc
but the dealer is teaching them as they're playing um and and you can see other people around are kind of
uncomfortable uh because they have a newbie at at the table all right well i
while i sit down okay and i look at the transnotion say i apologize i've never played before
but i would really like to learn
neither have i can you tell
no not at all deception no
uh and yeah that's an easy deception you should be able to pull this lie off
apparently i was okay well thank you i'm trying very hard the dealer is very is very good here
good good good good good so i would i would like to know how to play as well okay so this might be a good time to cut out while he's teaching me oh okay uh there are so we don't have to actually know there are rules there are rules in here for it so um not not now okay yeah okay all right uh back back to rex who's sitting at the bar
talking to the i walked away from the bar i was kind of ambling okay um right i kind of like right
drop walked away okay uh roll a perception check
what else
what are incidents
how hard
there really are rules what's that how hard uh easy so there really are rules yeah
yeah there's rules for this game too like dice rolls and stuff yeah that's what i'm looking at
i succeeded but i also have some threats
okay um
you you're looking around the place and you do see
uh an out of place wookie uh the the wookie as most wookiees are is very tall he's sort of
standing in the back somewhat menacingly that's the the threat um he doesn't even notice you
but this wookie is entirely white
that's peculiar yes it's white
i'd beeline towards him
right to novelty
okay what a novelty oh novelty that's good
yes
um i wouldn't really appreciate being called a novel
i didn't call him that it was just me talking to myself
yeah yeah okay
i'm gonna tell you something
um
uh
and so i approach him and strike up conversation i can can i speak wookiee
they can usually understand basic it doesn't matter
they can yeah yeah but can you understand that
i have no idea that's a great question i guess we'll find out
knowledge roll
uh
no i think i think you can i think that can be part of your part of your backstory um
well i was just gonna say so i go up to him and just say
um
it's not it's not normal for uh
wookies to gamble
i would roll a charm check on that unless you have a better a better idea for the role
i guess i wasn't trying to like just trying to strike up conversation
yeah okay yeah
he's he's he's a badass uh wookie
uh how hard is this uh let's say it's hard
okay
probably not gonna get it
oh
that's my best wookie
and he sort of he sort of he sort of ignores you
all right well
i guess i should have watched from a distance
you can you can attempt to roll again for an extra difficulty
no uh
and i will fail
uh and threateningly he sort of looks down his wookie eyes at you
and makes that noise again
oh
but radar
all right
ghost of kashi keep your secrets
ghost of kashi nice i like it
oh i get it
uh let's see
because he's white
like a ghost
yeah i know
what else is even going on here
what are you guys doing
we were looking for
we're looking for a guy
a bounty hunter
oh right so so far you have determined only one thing
and we've determined that he's not gonna be here because he owes the
owner a ton of money but he owned but he does owe the owner a lot of money
so uh
uh
correct all right who's next all right i've all right so saback wookie i guess we'll go back to mac
i'm currently talking to this guy in the picture who looks like alex trebek and really trying to like
get him to take my business and whatever he's trying to
no idea what he does but he looks very rich and very very very very wealthy
okay and i'm really trying to like and i'm showing off uh
jally g like like look at him too this guy you know all right uh roll
um let me think what could it be perception maybe
it's something social about this guy that you might be able to find out
so so what perception or either perception or charm i guess charm you're really trying to charm this guy
oh i'm doing i'm charming his pants okay
okay just oh no uh
uh it's his pants are staying on
but but to advantage
alex trebek is not interested so he's not this is another another star role
yeah i'm i'm i'm mad from all my failures um so
you you notice that everyone's kind of looking at you uh because you're being so chummy with this person
uh he has no interest in your the business that you're trying to sell him what are you trying to sell him again
smuggling i guess uh yeah smuggling or just anything okay and
do you need a man i got a team and this guy this guy nudges you in the ribs next to you
um it's a little um
um
uh basically greedo
uh
greedo yeah and he turns to you and he says you know that guy is the owner of this place
he is yes this guy yes this guy's so handsome he had to be he had to be you own this place
this name his name is this is a fine establishment here
what yeah thank you thank you for coming course and fenn thanks for coming i don't i don't need a
man thank you again thank you i don't need a man how about a valid how about a valid no i don't
your car i'm very gonna drive i have all the ballots i need just please leave me alone
just give me one just give me one maybe two advantages here just come on okay what do you want what do you
want what i'll give you i'll give you one advantage if you'll just leave me alone we're hunting we're
looking for a guy a bounty hunter yeah okay this place is a nick toe a nick toe it's not that
a lot of money it's it's not that bastard that bastard credo is it it sounds like it might be
he's a nick toe and you tell you what he's a hothead and he's lost a lot of money here the
man owes me a lot of money well let me tell you i'm on my way to look for him what would you how
well would you want to help me out in some kind of way um
let's see i tell you i uh wait wait wait wait
does he know the dance so roll a
yeah roll a roll a negotiation check
it's average stations station
it's succeeded with three successes three successes okay okay i think i think i can help you
um i can pass along word to kato because he owes me money and so i can talk to him
that i found a buyer for some of the spice he's been trying to out offload
so if you can set a trap for him
and make an example of him for everybody else here then if you owe course and money he
will
fuck you up i will pay you
then i walk up and look at that it looks like he did need a man
who is this
hi i just just bucket of bullets not then
why what are you doing in a bar you don't drink
now forget it whatever you're getting in the middle here do we got ourselves a deal here uh
i didn't even get your name yeah of course mr mr my name is my name is mac j skyblade
mac j and i'm here to get and i'm here to get around i'm here to get your money back and rip some
new assholes i mean j is new what is j it's new oh
what was it before
wait i don't know i really don't care all right i mean i don't need him to have a new
asshole i just need him to pay me or stuff for a little bit make an example out of him all right
i will do you mind if my friend jelly g sits down with your card game right here
yeah as long as he's gambling i don't give a
shit
all right jelly have a seat i got you see i told you i have to help you hit the hit it to the big
times hey where is the trap being set
yeah where should we meet it where tell me where to where i'll meet him and i'll be there
uh a guns a blazing
uh it's got god really has to have a think on this i do i don't really know
um i could get him i'll get him word to meet you someplace uh but you let me know where
okay great like right now or like right this second no not right this second but soon perhaps
next week did we ever what was the other place he was supposed to be supposed to be at
uh the club the dancing there were two other places you could go he was not gonna why don't we
start it yeah dancing what was the other place rex the dancing club and the what was the other place
i don't remember uh zelcom tower
is that tower what is that tower what is zelcom tower uh it's the place it's basically a place of business uh they're a shipping company
sounds like that's right in case if you needed to
sounds like a good place for a trap let's accost him there i think that would probably be easier
yeah let's do it okay let's set it up for there also it would be realistic if he's trying to
offload his spice and he thinks he's selling a spice at the harbor place
part of issue place yeah okay all right i'll see what i can do
just just leave me the fuck alone i'll get i'll get you some kind of meet up for next week
see what i can do and i walk away jelly my friend well hello i'll miss you what what you're gonna
leave me here you know this isn't the first time i ever played sabacc in fact i took you here you
didn't know where you were going i mean you keep showing me around here but these people all know me
well they know you even better because you're a good man and you wear a fantastic
fantastic vest well thank you and so do you and i gotta say those are the best legs i ever picked up
you know a good pair of legs you know a good pair of legs i'm gonna miss that guy this is my favorite
this is the most favorite guy i've ever met well you know like he just came out of nowhere yeah well
yeah okay well yeah i'm gonna play a few hands here okay so you you walk away and our ex has already like
walked away from the table and sarn um is still talking to the transdotion you see him walking or talking to
um i forgot his name
he ever say yeah he said his name i did not but i do have it here
uh and you guys are playing sabacc yes and let's say that you two one of you two or both of you
come over to talk to sarn to let him know what just happened
anyone hey guys
hey yeah how's it going
how's it going for you
learning this is a difficult game are you winning he's not
he's not very good at learning
well guess what we think we think we found where this guy's at i made good friends with the bar the
owner of this bar we're best friends now and uh he gave us a hot tip he might even pay us for this one
so we're gonna be making a lot of extra buck for taking this guy out
i don't think you should be yelling that
i didn't yell that it's a word i meant yeah
i'm not yelling i'm can't
how much i know i'm not wearing headphones like i don't think you should be saying it that how
how much
i'm not i'm not
i'm not
i'm not out loud out loud as you guys are bickering the transdotion interrupts and says
how much did you get that cheap bastard to give you
he said we would negotiate at a later time that is not very good negotiation
i'm just maybe a a simple transdotion who doesn't play fabric but that seems like you're
going to blow all your leverage well that's what you think i got this worked out we're best friends
and of our special skill
special our special skill of getting out on top
or blowing our leverage or blowing our load
so you guys are those type of people
well what do you mean something weird type of people something weird happens to these two when
they see trend oceans no it's all started with a pinup in a ship
what your story i pull the picture out of my wallet and show it
oh now that is one ugly trend ocean
do you do you do you see the pattern on her it's a very unappealing pattern
not from behind it's not
that's okay well i'm gonna continue learning how to place the park
all right i pick up my credits and leave leave with uh mac and rx
rocking i guess
okay um so how about
mac roll a easy perception check
hey sir there's a really uh there's a really mean wookie you should go talk to
oh yeah i like wookies
he's that big white one in the back
i call him the ghost of kashik
you notice nothing
you perceive nothing
i go talk to the ghost of kashik
wow
uh
what's up buddy
wow
how are you doing uh he seems to be a little bit warmer towards you uh for some reason
probably because you're biological in nature um
tell him you killed butt radar
don't i'm not gonna tell him that all right oh you shouldn't be saying that so loud what are you
uh so roll a roll a charm check it's it's gonna be hard
it's just one of those fucking days man
where you don't want to wake up
oh
uh yeah he looks kind of mean at you but he heard you say butt radar and he looks intrigued
and uh he says you know butt radar uh no butt radar
i'm hunting butt radars he says
oh
you know
i killed
a butt radar
you killed a butt radar
i did
when
which butt radar
it's
two years ago
i don't know how long ago it was
three years ago
uh
okay well i mean
your character would know when it was
okay so three years ago
three years ago you killed the butt radar
three yes yeah
what happened after you killed him i've never managed to kill one
uh another wookie that was in the group came up
did we see that
what
did that
did we see that happen i don't remember
we actually
did our characters
see that
did our characters see that though i'm serious i don't i don't remember
yeah you guys you guys were standing at the windows
tell me the story of how you killed the butt radar
do i have to go into all of it or can i just tell them that
just just parts of it maybe that maybe the last part
all right so we're just give me the broad strokes
and house
and i was
and i was aiming at butt radar and i managed to kill him
and he felt like the sack of
shit he is
not a big fan of other wookies
right that's because he's a
shit
so one of the other wookies that was there ran up to his body
took his medallion and ran off
so it passes by the medallion
i could get out there to take the medallion in time
yeah
so as soon as you kill them you have to get the medallion
i've never been able to see a butt radar actually be killed
i've been trying to figure out a lot about i'm trying to learn about the butt radar
they're very very powerful but i am just that damn good
well anytime you need a favor bud let me know any any murder of butt radar is a friend of mine
good good good i give him my uh my my transponder
number frequency
morse code
and then he winks at you
also you speak wookie
it seems like everybody speaks wookie
yeah yeah
everybody except dumb robots right
man i wonder what they're talking about
and then you two have a have a good laugh
it's really weird watching sarn going
like they've been having this normal conversation we're just sitting there just like
wookie
yeah and wookie
so mac doesn't speak wookie
uh i can understand it i just don't like it
it's kind of like it's kind of like in real life i can kind of understand some spanish
yeah you just don't like it let's go with that
do you think wookiees are the french of the
the galaxy
that's uh
that's um
what is it the twi'leks they're the french
yeah
or they say french accents
all right well i think that's a good place place to leave it
french slash my stick it
well for me
all right cool all right
all right i think that was pretty good
yeah all right let me stop
stop
no yeah
god keeps forgetting about his dark side points
that's
that's you know
alex trebek
he's dead
still he's right there playing next to that chick in the picture
that guy
that's alex trebek
i think that guy
oh yeah i was totally zoned out during that
space alex trebek
orison wells
or course and wells
uh that's not his name but
but max skyblade has never been known for his listening
or his remembering of any names
unless he writes them down
he remembered the vest guy pretty good