probably
probably for a reason
hello Craig
again
oh Tony's here now too
I'm here
I got my stupid camera
so today was a rough day at school
so I'm just chugging straight vodka
I mean
is there any
what
is there any other way to drink vodka
no no there's not
okay hopefully that
works
and
one new message
don't care about that
my camera's a little choppy
it's not terrible
all right
I don't know
did you guys
well Ryan hasn't made it over yet
to Foundry
oh right
that's the thing we have to do
yeah
I added some
I added some things on there
I don't know if you noticed yet
these are just
they're just links to
um
conca articles
um
just some stuff to help us
remember
either what happened
last session
or
some characters that may
pop up
or
things like that
so
where are those
up here
whoa
this is
okay
so here
current location
um
this is the office
should look familiar
up here
this icon
can you
can you see those
like right here
up in the top right corner
no
oh
okay
I see the office
but I don't see an icon
okay
no
you might have to go
okay
so
you gotta go over
to the left
where this bookmark icon is
with the toolbars
you got the music note
well I don't know
what you guys
see
yeah
there should be
there should be a bookmark
if you click on bookmark
it'll show you
or you might have to
hit the pin
so you hit the bookmark
then the next level down
is a pin
it means
toggle notes display
where is that at
I can't find
I'm like
I'm looking where
where the musical note
is right
that's what the audio
playlist
that we're looking at
or we're looking at
something else
does bookmark have
like a text
dropout
like a fly out
that says what it's called
yeah
if you hover over it
it's called journal notes
oh I got you
okay
it looks just like
an open book to me
sorry
I wasn't sure
exactly what you meant
but bookmark
oh that book
okay
so that opens
the journal
okay
and then you want
what else to go to
what
well once you click
on that
it should
it should go to the
next level of menu
like up
yeah
like right next to it
there should be a pin
and that pin
the overlay on the pin
says toggle notes
display
no
no pin
yeah
I see
it's
rollover tables
on one side
and uh
items directory
on the other
also I feel like
my cursor
is my cursor
supposed to be
four arrows
pointing in every
direction
because that doesn't
seem right
no
my cursor
is weird
why does my cursor
look like this
man
no I don't think
it should
now you can see
my screen
in the discord
so this is what
I see
like here is
the the book
then
when you click
on the book
then these
these pop out
there's a pin
here
I was on the other
side
no yeah
right here
so that
that should turn
oh
shit
oh you're on
the oh
we're on the
wrong side
I got you
yeah
okay so
yeah
and then that
should turn on
these notes
over here
so if
I don't know
what it looks
like I don't
think I could
turn them off
on mine
well mine are
on but I
don't like it
hasn't really
changed anything
have you pushed
notes at us
or
no
they should
so you don't
see anything
over here
uh
like I did
I saw a bookmark
and then I
hit the little
check
like at the
purple thing
the little
purple pin
and now it's
glowing purple
so it's like
on
but like nothing's
changed about it
being on
so you can't
look at
uh
you can't see
these notes
the icon
when I was back
oh
yep I can't
never mind
my bad
I was looking
at the place
still
but I can't
really
click it
though
am I
supposed to
open up
into something
if you double
click it
it should
open
yeah double
clicking it
works
single clicking
it does not
so if you
hover over it
I'll show you
the title of
the note
so for
each
each session
I call
like the
opening crawl
or like the
the intro
I call it
the prologue
session
I've got
the prologue
in
conca
and then
it syncs
over here
and
also
last session's
prologue
and last
session's
summary
is on here
and these
are links
in there too
so Saren Turbo
you should know
who that is
but if you
don't remember
who Varanus
is you can
click on him
it'll show you
a little bit
more about
Varanus
wait what
should I
remember
who Saren Turbo
is
right
and these
are also
all notes
down here too
they look like
characters but
they're really
just notes
this pyramid
is supposed to
be like a
holocron or
something
I don't know
I put
these are the
general notes
from this
quest
which is
bring down
the bounty hunter
that betrayed
the pike syndicate
and these are
some notes
of what
we learned
okay
I'm gonna
make a drink
you guys
should review
some of those
a little bit
there's an
icon up
here too
on current
there's a
little icon
next to the
top here
we'll tell
you what
Zelcom Tower
is but
hopefully
you remember
Zelcom Tower
but if you
don't
there it is
oh
Zelcom
oh
I
I'm
top
tower
I thought
you went
to the
ground
these are
supposed to be
data pads
just the
icon
so that's
the icon
I'm using
for our
notes
data pads
and
I'm using
Thank you.
Not like that's anything we ever tried to avoid.
That's true. I am going to kill this janitor.
You're not. Come on.
Come on.
And it's going to be your fault.
I'm going to take a shot.
You're going to take a what?
A shot.
I'm going to...
Yeah, you can't...
Why do you got to kill him?
He's a janitor.
I feel like you're...
You put him right in the way of danger.
I feel like you're attacking me.
And by attacking...
No, I'm attacking him.
Because of you.
That's attacking me.
No, no, no.
You're being vindictive.
No.
I have no ill will towards this guy, but he got in the way.
You're a monster.
Because of you.
Why?
Why are you doing...
Why are you like...
Why are you being like this?
What did I do to you?
Because you...
You tried the stupid secret knock.
So?
You tried dumber things.
So, Boo, you tried the secret secret knock.
You're re-listening and it never works.
The what?
Did you try re-listening, Boo?
I know that you said that you might.
I got through a portion of it.
I didn't get through the whole thing, though.
That's what I was trying to...
I don't ever listen to the whole thing.
I normally just try to hop around through it until I get to the end so that I can kind
of have an idea.
Yeah.
No, that's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
It's...
I imagine it would be hard to listen to on 1x speed.
I got it going, like, faster, but...
Okay.
I'm not used to it yet.
And I'm scared.
Yeah.
I'm hoping that these notes help us out a little bit.
They're also in Kanka, too.
So maybe one day we'll go through how to find those.
So you can look them up on your phone if you want to check it out at lunch or something
like that.
Just remember what's going on.
Otherwise, we could just save 10 minutes before to kind of talk about what happened to remember
or give us a chance to read these or however we want to do it.
That's what I was thinking.
That's cool.
Oh, and before I forget, we're still on for next week, but the week after that was supposed
to be our live show.
Andy and I cannot do it.
We're going to be on vacation.
So probably just...
To Disney World.
To Disney World, yes.
So probably just cancel next week, I guess.
Just take a lot of pictures of the...
Take a lot of pictures inside the Millennium Falcon.
I'm going to try to bring the Millennium Falcon.
Bring it where?
Yeah, sorry.
The YT-1300.
No, the K-Wave.
The Quave.
The Quave!
Ride the Quave, man.
That's Quave-y.
Oh, Quave-y Davey.
Look at that man giving me the Quave.
Quave.
Sound died.
Everything died.
Oh.
Oh, Ryan's got animation.
Animation!
Why is it not playing for me?
Okay.
All right.
So...
Andy rolled the Destiny poll.
I did.
Should be in the chat.
What have we got here?
Hopefully I can perceive some things this time.
We...
It's not going on it, though.
First strategy relies on your perception.
We are in a bad spot.
Of course.
Okay, so this is going to be one, three, four.
So four dark and one light.
Yeah.
I like those.
That's pretty good, I think.
Okay.
I don't think you could have gotten much better than that.
Uh-huh.
All right.
We could have, and we have before.
Awkward!
An unlucky janitor finds himself between a tense standoff between our crew and guards employed
by ZELCOM Industries.
The showdown is sure to complicate the crew's plan to find out vital information about Cato
Leechos by raiding the ZELCOM Tower office of executive Corum Sadia.
Should word of a botched robbery make its way back to Varanus, who warns the crew not to
get caught, and the Black Sun, there may be even further complications for our protagonists.
Let's just hope the custodian recognizes the secret knock.
Oh, I got to roll for obligation.
Oh.
All right.
Interesting.
Is there music?
Yes.
What does that mean?
There is, and I was wondering if I could control the volume.
It was very loud.
Oh.
I figured it out.
It's just under the music tab.
I could do it globally, too.
It should be a little bit lower, anyway.
Oh, this should be global, not...
All right.
So, in some way, Mac's obligation is going to come into play.
What is his obligation?
Do I have to roll again?
For Destiny?
No, obligation is different than Destiny.
Right, yeah.
You rolled secretly for that or something.
Oh.
Is it secret?
I mean, I can see the results, but we can't see the roll.
No, it just picks.
It's a weighted random selection.
So, let me remember what Mac's obligation is.
Yeah, me too.
I think I put it in here.
Oh, I do.
Mac, that's motivation.
Where's the obligation?
What is your obligation?
Family and Betrayal.
Yeah, this isn't exactly what's going on here.
I try my best to draw it pretty simply because I don't really want to get into the business of making maps before every session.
So, just drawing something simple.
Maybe in the future, if I get better at it or whatever, I'll start doing maps.
But for now, I'll just do something simple.
Yeah, you're at the hallway.
Before I get too far, boo, either out loud or maybe throw it in the chat.
Do you have any way your obligation comes to roost?
Not off the top of my head.
I wasn't expecting.
No.
Is that up to me or is that up to you?
I think it's up to me, but I feel like maybe you had an idea for it.
So, if you want to send me a private chat or...
I didn't have an idea for it at this particular junction.
I'll try to remember what you've revealed so far and see if I can work in some of that.
Okay.
So, you're...
You guys have just tried the secret knock.
As the guard started coming up the elevator and the guard stepped out of the door.
And as they stepped out of the door, the secret knock...
Sort of roused the suspicions or the attention of a janitor who is now caught in between.
Okay.
I want to...
Oh.
What?
Go ahead.
No.
Sarn would like to run up and tackle the...
The...
Janitor off to the side.
So would Mac.
We're both running at him.
Okay.
Do each athletics check.
Um...
And we'll say it's...
I don't know.
Average.
Two?
Just whenever it comes up.
Yeah, two.
Okay.
Oh.
So...
Max...
Sorry, you gotta try it.
Yep.
Max Skyblade, as he runs towards the...
The...
Uh...
The janitor slips and falls.
And...
And Sarn...
Sarn Turbo runs right into the janitor.
I jump over...
I jump over Mac.
Okay.
Tackle the janitor.
And while I'm doing that, I'm shooting towards the guards.
It is triumph-y that it happens all in slow motion.
I feel like the action is gonna be a triumph.
He's getting pretty close to triumph territory so far.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
Oh, okay.
And so...
And as I'm...
As I'm running, I'm shooting at the guards.
Okay.
And then I tackle Scruffy out of the way.
Into that little side area so I can hide.
And then...
I don't know.
Maybe I...
Nick one of them as the triumph.
I will...
I call together.
Let's say...
At least one of them will have, like, a setback for their initiative role.
Because you caught him off guard.
Caught him off guard.
Okay.
From a triumphant tackle towards the janitor.
They were...
They were in awe.
Of my jump and tackle.
I think just confused that they came in and saw this janitor and then you just tackled him.
And as you tackle...
And in awe.
A-rah.
He makes a noise just like that.
All right.
Rx, is there any...
At all.
And then my threat...
My threats are going to be they know exactly where I am now.
Okay.
Yeah.
You had two threats.
So...
Yeah.
They know exactly where you are.
But they'll be at a disadvantage in their...
Initiative.
All right.
So...
Can I just walk forward to...
Be by Mac?
And then...
Am I allowed to move my guy?
No?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Because it's paused.
Here.
I'll unpause.
I'll move.
I still don't seem to be able to move him at all.
Did I lock your characters?
That would be awesome if I did.
I think you probably did.
You seemed like you would just do that by default.
Yeah.
I couldn't do a cartwheel over Mac's lifeless body on the floor.
On the left, where all the icons are, at the top, there's a person, a silhouette.
Oh, okay.
If that's not highlighted, you have to click that before you can move anything.
We can't do the journal notes at the same time.
Can I walk up to Mac and...
And just, I don't know, ready up.
Like, unholster my blaster.
Yeah.
Then we're going to start...
We're going to roll for initiative.
Mac will not suffer a setback because you helped him up.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Yep.
I'm up.
All right.
So what do we roll for initiative?
Cool.
Uh, this one will be cool, yes.
Can I get a bonus for readying?
Is that a thing?
No.
No, because that's just a maneuver or something, I think.
Do you want to pull up that little thing?
What thing is that?
So it's automatic.
Oh, yeah, the initiative thing.
And, yeah, the pull on the chat.
So, like, it actually puts us all in the right place.
It's in the encounter tab.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Yeah.
You're right.
Oh, yeah.
And it's cool.
I thought you were asking yourself, right?
It will be cool.
So what do I do?
So go to the tab.
So go to the fist tab.
Go to the tab where?
The fist tab on the right.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
And then you should see a little dice icon next to where it says PC.
Okay.
There you go.
Cool.
Sucks a suck to some NPCs.
Okay.
So the NPCs are at the end of the initiative.
So they come out, and they've posted up ready to fight.
They say, hold there.
He'll never take us alive.
Especially this janitor.
Don't.
No.
Leave him alone.
Sorry.
We're bigger issues right now.
I'm bigger issues.
Scruffy didn't ask for this.
Shoot these guys.
Yes.
He's on our side.
You don't know who he's talking about.
Is he telling us to shoot them or them to shoot us?
Scruffy?
Whose side are you on?
I'm with Zocom.
I do not want to lose my job.
I kick him in the leg.
Ow.
My leg.
All right.
Who's going to take the first turn?
Sorry.
I should probably take it.
All right.
Well, then, yeah.
I can do my quick.
What the hell is that called?
My.
Oh, I always forget it.
Quick draw.
No, it's not quick draw.
Quick strike.
It just adds a boost die.
To.
I can't see what that guy looks like.
Which one?
So the closest one?
The one on the.
Yeah.
The left.
Okay.
I can see your cursor.
It's just a human.
Yeah, that one.
He's just a guard.
Oh, okay.
Well, I figured you picked Scruffy.
I thought maybe.
I thought for a second it was Mario and Luigi.
It does kind of look like Ed Asner and.
Wait, no, it wasn't Ed Asner.
Who was it?
Bob Hoskins.
Bob Hoskins and Ed Guguliamo.
Yeah.
John Guguliamo.
That was close.
You said.
You said Ed.
Guguliamo.
Will you just roll?
You're going to shoot him or what?
Oh, yeah, I guess.
How close are we?
You're two away.
So can you see the bands I put up?
Mm-hmm.
So you're two distances away.
So it's going to be two.
Oh, okay.
Fine.
Yeah.
I don't know how good that's going to work, but.
Okay, so I got a critical.
No, that's not what that means.
Three advantages.
Three advantages is a critical.
Oh, three advantages is a critical.
Okay.
Sorry.
Not bad.
So the crit three, I think, just means crit one, basically.
Because it seems to be, if anything, it's reading that three advantages is three crits.
That's three towards your critical, I guess.
So, yeah, that's confusing, but whatever.
So it's a roll.
It's not.
Okay, so.
So, yeah.
12 damage, one crit.
Okay.
So I fire at Mario and I hit him.
Okay.
He does not.
So how much damage?
You said 12?
12, yeah.
Okay.
Let me see.
Okay, he.
He is not dead.
The cheetah is not dead.
Does he stagger?
Well, no, I was about to roll for his critical injury.
Well, just from the amount of damage he just took.
I feel like he should react somehow.
Yeah, sure.
But also the critical injury could go to that.
So.
You got a one?
Yeah.
One out of 100, he got a one.
He got a minor, a minor nick.
You did hit him.
He ducked as soon as you shot.
So you hit him, but most of his damage came from ducking.
It hurt.
And he has like two damage.
Or not two damage.
He had 12 damage.
So wait a minute.
He has 10.
So holy shit.
We are way out of our league.
No, no, no.
I did not mean to say that he had two, like a moon threshold.
Right, right, right, right.
Right.
Well, I can't click on this help spend in results thing.
Good.
Why?
I disabled those.
Why?
Because I think it limits our creativity.
What is it?
It was giving us ideas, though.
Yeah, considering we couldn't come up with ideas for advantages for a whole session.
Well, no, I, what, what I didn't like about the, so, fine.
Why I took that out was because I felt like you guys would just, you just read whatever was in the help spending and not think about anything else and just pick one of those.
Yeah.
And I thought that was limiting.
I can add it back if we really want to, but that was my thought into hiding it.
I understand that, but it's nice to see, like, what we can do, and then we can add narrative to it.
So, like, I can do this, was it, add, you know, one boost to allied characters next check because I was able to see that when he squatted down, he's more concentrated.
So, he's kind of like a bigger target.
So, it's easier to hit him.
Okay.
Actually, I looked at the setting.
I didn't disable it.
I meant to, but it's not disabled.
You can't, if you click on that button, it doesn't do anything?
No, it does something.
I think you had to click it.
Oh, I have to click it?
Well, I clicked it and it worked.
I clicked it, like, 20 times and it never opened.
Oh, I clicked it once and it opened.
Oh.
Okay, you have some advantages now.
But, I don't think the advantages, the advantages don't count on, well, I guess it does apply a critical injury.
Yeah, I guess it does.
But it says apply a critical injury with one advantage.
Well, no, there's a caveat to that.
Yeah, there's a caveat to that.
It says based on critical rating of weapon.
Okay.
So, this guy has some damage on him.
Hurrah.
All right.
Who's next?
Yeah.
Who fires next?
Go ahead.
Matt.
All right.
Yeah, I take a shot.
Let's see here.
Age before beauty.
Thank you.
You're very beautiful.
But you're very old, RX.
You're from the Clone Wars.
Yeah.
Always a bully.
It's a joke.
My favorite part is how you guys still manage to bicker, even during combat.
In the middle of a fight?
Yeah.
Is it just normal difficulty?
It will be...
For you is going to be hard.
So, that's three triangles?
Yes.
Unless if you run up and hide.
Not yet.
Which would cause a maneuver.
It is happening someday.
All right.
My fail.
You hide all the time.
Well, you know, sometimes I like to shoot first, hide later.
Let's see how it plays out for them.
This is the only time that's happened.
It's not looking good.
Turns out...
That makes it your turn right, correct.
Okay.
I'm going to spend a maneuver to move up one to medium range.
And I will take...
Where is my...
How do I access my little health?
Oh, that's on my guide.
Never mind.
I'm going to take a sufferer strain to also take aim.
Bonus maneuver.
Did you add the strain?
Or did this...
I just did.
It was at one.
I just put it to two.
Okay.
And then I will fire...
Which one's the injured one?
Which one's Mario?
The red one.
Yeah, Mario.
Okay.
The one on the left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, I'll shoot him.
Warpens.
Blaster rifle.
So this is medium.
I took aim, so I get a boost.
Cool.
Get him, Mac.
Yay.
No crit, but I did 11 damage.
11 damage is going to be...
That's enough to kill this guy.
A-O.
Okay.
It's another kill.
It's another kill for me.
Roll up perception.
Average.
Who?
Me, I think.
Yeah.
Can I flip a light side point to say that...
The satisfaction, the thrill of the kill has put my generator in overdrive, and so my sensors are a little bit more functional, so I get a boost?
Sure.
Wait, so he's got bloodlust?
Yeah, I mean, is that surprising?
For a droid.
Well, for a droid.
I tried that broke a finger for fun.
Damn it.
Fuck.
All right.
You perceive nothing.
Yep.
That's par for the course.
When you only have one fucking dice to roll.
That's starting to become a saying.
Along with deception.
We should put that on shirts.
Yeah, we should.
We should put that on shirts, absolutely.
Okay.
So, the...
Oh, this guy's dead.
How do I mark him as dead?
I'll just hide him.
Okay.
The Duros takes cover behind, like, a copier.
And then...
He finds a copier in the hallway and hides behind it.
Effectively, that makes shots on him with a setback.
Then he takes aim at...
Well, who was the last one to shoot?
Rx?
So, he takes aim at Rx and shoots with his heavy blaster pistol.
Hey.
And misses.
Sucks to suck.
Luigi, you suck.
Look, who's talking over there, Mac?
You missed two.
And there was two of them.
Shut up.
You're supposed to be my best friend.
This janitor is my best friend now.
Right, janitor?
He better be.
Scruffy doesn't agree to that.
I can't even get...
You need to learn some humility.
I can't...
Wait.
Kick him again.
Uh-oh.
Wait.
Who showed up.
Is the janitor's name actually Scruffy?
It is now.
That would be a name collision, because we already have a Scruffy.
Yeah.
I think...
The herger, right?
I think you guys just called him Scruffy.
Oh, yeah.
Because his picture is Scruffy.
Yeah, that actually might be accurate.
You started saying him Scruffy.
My name's not Scruffy.
It's Scruffy.
I was saying, oh, Scruff.
Scruff.
It's a swear word in these parts.
Shit.
And then out of the elevator, another guard appears.
And he shoots towards...
Let's see.
Which is the dead one?
Yeah, that's it.
You're going to have to flip a dark side point for that?
For him to just come up and start blasting?
He's been in there the whole time.
Just because you didn't perceive him, that's not my problem.
Uh, okay.
Sounds like you were a little tired of us winning firefights.
Uh, the Lord acts in mysterious ways.
Works in mysterious ways.
Yeah.
Indeed.
Impulsively and also, um, spitefully.
Yes.
Okay, so he's going to shoot towards Mac, who's at two different, or, um, long range.
Four.
Yeah.
Well, first, first he ducks behind the same copier as his compadre.
That is a big copier.
Oh, it's, it's huge.
It's probably the size of both the Duros and a Rodion.
Um.
Convenient.
Man, these guys suck, though.
Yeah, there's, the copier is actually copying, uh, which makes it hard to shoot.
Okay.
Uh, that brings it up to the top of the initiative.
Go ahead, sir.
All right.
Hey, what do you think about, let's just charge him.
I'm thinking about running up and kicking the copier into them.
Good idea.
I'll just shoot the copier and explode it.
I don't think copiers explode.
They're not gas tanks.
This is, this is, this is space.
All right, you know what?
Didn't you guys shoot, didn't you shoot a gas tank before?
All right.
All right, Mick.
Shoot, shoot the, the copier.
I'm going to shoot the copier.
You, the first one.
All right.
Uh, range light.
You said hard, right?
Unless it's a mover.
Why don't you walk forward and shoot it?
All right, I'll walk forward.
Yeah.
Maneuver one, walk forward.
So like, oh, that's up.
No, no, don't do that.
God damn it.
You son of a bitch.
How do I move them?
There we go.
Yeah.
All right.
The one brings you into medium range.
We're going to get these tokens locked.
Yes.
All right.
So then this normal difficulty then?
Yeah.
Uh, you're, what are you doing?
I'm shooting the copier.
Okay.
To see if it explodes.
And it looks like it does.
No, it looks like you hit the copier.
I said explode.
I didn't say.
I should stop copying, which now makes it easier for those guys.
I wish it makes it easier for them.
That's not an advantage.
If you've got a threat, you can do that.
But that's an advantage.
I mean, God can do whatever he wants.
I can't.
I am a spiteful God.
I'm going to flip a dark side point.
Let's see.
Of course.
You do shoot.
You do shoot the copier.
And, but it doesn't turn off.
Um, you blast off the, uh, the top of the copier.
And it keeps copying.
But the light is now shined directly at you.
It's going to add a setback to any of your, um, shots towards, towards the, the guards.
Any of ours, right?
Not just his.
Right.
Oh, Jesus.
Andy.
I thought maybe, I thought maybe it was like a, a home and like that just went.
A home and light?
No.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
He blew, he blew the cover off the copier.
What were my advantages?
Anything?
I don't know.
What were your advantages?
Um.
He spoke out of the nurse.
So they have setbacks too.
He didn't see you shoot it.
All right.
Well then, they talk to each other.
They're like, you know, in some alien language.
What the hell happened?
I don't know.
Did you see anything?
He said, no, I didn't see anything.
Did you?
And he said, no.
Great advantage.
All right.
Who's next?
I'm just going to run up and kick.
The copier into them.
Break the light too.
Okay.
So that will be.
I don't remember exactly how melee attacks work.
Uh, me neither.
So let's just pick it up, I guess.
Well, it's not under weapons.
So.
It should be under combat.
Oh, brawl.
Brawl.
Hey.
He succeeded.
He hit the thing.
He punched the copier.
I kicked the shit out of that light.
And the copier into those two people.
Um.
You do damage to them.
Um.
So they're at a disadvantage.
Uh.
The.
The copier goes off.
So you no longer have setbacks on your rolls.
Um.
They're going to require a maneuver to get back up.
And.
Let's see.
And they're no longer in cover, right?
And they're no longer in cover.
Well, what happened to the.
What happened to the copier?
It just pushed.
It pushed them back.
I thought it like fell on top of them or something.
It's a very old copier.
It's massive.
I don't know.
Sorry.
I like to fall it on top.
Okay.
So.
So they're.
Yeah.
It fell on top of the one.
The.
Not the Rodian.
The other.
Um.
In that case.
The.
The Rodian still has cover.
But the.
Uh.
Duros.
Is.
Is pinned.
Okay.
Let's see.
That sounds good to me.
Yeah.
Well.
You take what you get.
And you don't get upset.
All right.
Which one's.
Which one's pinned?
The blue guy?
Yeah.
I can't.
Make this.
Not on top of him.
The one on the left.
Yeah.
It's on top of him.
Is that a little square?
Um.
I can't tell if it's under him.
Or on top of him.
I think it's.
Well.
It's at least next to each other.
I guess.
At least it signifies that he's underneath it.
Yeah.
All right.
Uh.
Is it my turn?
It is.
Yeah.
All right.
Um.
I will.
Do two maneuvers again.
For an additional stress.
And.
I will advance.
Here.
Um.
And I will shoot the one that's not pinned.
So I'll shoot the green.
Visor guy.
So that would be.
Hmm.
Probably right next to him.
Okay.
So that would be.
All right.
I'm looking at this.
This chart here.
You're.
Obviously you're going to fire.
I'm just talking through this all out.
Um.
Using a ranged weapon.
So that's going to be.
Um.
One.
If you were to do a melee.
It would be.
It would be two.
But you're not.
So.
You're at.
You're at an engaged range.
My ranged is better than my melee.
Probably.
Yeah.
Okay.
So just one difficulty.
Yes.
You marked the strain.
Right?
Um.
Yes.
I did.
Okay.
I'm up to three now.
Um.
I started at one.
I got two last turn for doing it.
And then I got one now.
Um.
I did not get any advantages.
Well it's weird.
I did get.
One.
Oh it must have canceled.
Um.
So I got three successes.
So.
No critical.
But I did three damage.
Well.
Plus the nine of.
Sorry.
Three plus nine.
Yeah.
I did.
I did twelve damage.
My bad.
Okay.
To green visor.
Green visor boy.
Takes.
Um.
Much damage.
But.
Still barely alive.
Right.
It's fine.
Better be alright.
Not worried.
Okay.
Um.
So.
Green visor boy.
So.
So you knock him back.
You shoot him.
He kind of flies against the wall.
The.
The door of the elevator.
Um.
Still.
He has a little bit of life left in him.
He takes aim at you.
Uh.
Just.
Having just shot him.
And.
Fires his blaster pistol.
At a disadvantage.
Because he just got.
Knocked into a wall.
By blaster fire.
No.
And is barely hanging on to life.
Nope.
Alright.
Okay.
Hey.
Sucks to suck.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
He's fucked.
You suck.
These guys haven't done anything.
Uh.
So he.
He fires.
Just fire your best efforts.
He fires and misses.
Um.
The.
And it's funny.
Because I'm just like.
Standing there next to him.
Like I'm not in cover or anything.
I'm just like.
Standing there.
Just like.
Yeah.
And you just.
You just missed.
Uh.
Maybe lean my head.
To the side a little bit.
He did get one advantage though.
Oh.
He did get one advantage.
Um.
What if.
His advantage is.
That.
You.
Not.
He didn't.
He did shoot at you.
But you were able to dodge it.
Or like move.
Quickly.
Okay.
But it puts you in.
It puts you in better.
Shot for.
The next guy.
Okay.
Fine.
Well the next guy is pinned.
Can he shoot?
I thought he couldn't shoot.
He's under the thing.
He will.
Use.
He will use a strain.
To.
Unpin himself.
A maneuver.
Um.
Which will be.
They'll say two maneuvers.
Because he's pinned.
To make it harder.
I guess.
Uh.
Let's see.
Where's his.
Sheet.
Oh.
I see.
Okay.
And.
Uh.
He takes aim at.
Well not.
Not literally takes aim.
But he shoots at.
Um.
Rx.
Yeah.
Finally.
He's doing some damage.
Um.
Heavy.
Um.
He's doing some damage.
Um.
He does not have zero damage.
I was going to say.
Oh.
This fight's easy.
We could just stand up next to him.
And punch him to death.
Yeah.
Punch him.
So we could tickle him to death.
Okay.
Oh.
I put in here that I was 72 years old.
I don't know if that's accurate.
You don't know if that's accurate?
I mean.
Didn't you just make it up?
I don't know if that's the length of time.
From the Clone Wars.
To where we are now.
There's really.
No way to know.
That's true.
All right.
Um.
What's the actual damage?
Eight.
Eight plus one.
Or eight?
I think it's seven plus one.
Let me double check.
Okay.
Yep.
Seven plus one.
All right.
I have three soak.
So that's five.
That's right.
I have.
Five Wunderly Wounds for me.
I don't seem to be able to change it on myself for some reason.
Am I?
Your wounds.
Locked out or something.
How much was it?
I have five.
I took five.
Okay.
All right.
That's the end of NPC's turn.
Can I go first, guys?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll just shoot Visor Boy again.
I'll take aim with my free maneuver and shoot Visor Boy.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
He's just barely alive.
Yeah.
That's why I said.
Why aim?
Well, I mean, why not?
It's a free maneuver.
Yeah.
It's not going to cost you any strength.
So, and it's one difficulty.
Well, let's see.
You got a critical hit, even though you missed.
No.
I know.
I don't think it works like that.
Oh, because you counted three?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got three advantages.
All right.
Let's see.
So, I go to take the shot, but my arm malfunctions because of the damage I just received.
So, it's like I'm, like, raising the gun, and it, like, my arm doesn't quite work right.
So, it's like there's sparks coming out, and then, like, the blaster just, like, the arm
just kind of bends the wrong way, and the blaster fire just, like, shoots straight into the
ground.
Or right into the copier sending sparks everywhere.
Well, I was going to say, as one of my advantages, though, I, can I, like, trip and fall into Green
Visor Guy?
As an advantage?
Yeah, because I think that makes sense.
Since you're malfunctioning a little bit, it would make sense if you fall forward onto
him.
Yeah, and, like, I don't know exactly what that does, but it, like, entangles us together.
He's going to have a hard time shooting.
I don't think it doesn't do any damage.
I wouldn't try to claim that.
I think you were trying to claim that.
I know I really wasn't.
I was really trying to stop him from being able to shoot on his turn.
Stop him.
Okay.
Also, we could really use this to our advantage.
Guys, kill the other one.
Let's take this one prisoner.
Okay.
I shoot the other guy.
I aim and shoot the other guy.
All right.
Can you, can you, can you make a narrative?
Because the copier is, yeah, he's, he's behind cover.
He's actually undercover.
Well, not under anymore.
Oh, he extricated himself to shoot me.
So that's going to be, that's going to be a setback.
Why don't you just, why don't you just, like, come up?
Well, you are pretty close.
Why don't you just come over here and then just shoot him in the head?
Yeah.
I move over.
I cart, I cartwheel over there.
Hey, there it goes.
I did it narratively.
Also, what's your strain threshold look like?
You can take a strain.
Oh, yeah, I can take a strain.
So I'm going to aim at him.
Hey, why did I move?
All right.
Three.
Post.
Okay.
So I aim at him.
It's only one difficulty to make sure you change that since the default is two.
Oh, you're going to blow him up.
Hopefully.
I think I'm blowing everyone up.
He just ripped off his head and threw it to his mother.
All right.
What's your triumph?
So I hit him.
I will say this was enough to kill him.
Okay.
So as he's dying, his arms flew up.
And then the gun, right when it got to the green visor boy, his dead body pulled the trigger and shot him.
I know you wanted a captive, but this would be too cool.
So he's falling back.
He just pulls the trigger right as it's pointed at that green visor boy.
Okay.
Let's say I want to add something.
So it shoots him.
It shoots him in the head.
And let's say his head just it just comes off.
It vaporized his face and head.
And the helmet is in the air right now.
Oh, the green visor guy?
Yeah, just the visor.
Okay.
I go up and I catch it out of midair.
That was awesome.
No, no.
You just move and it lands on your head.
Scruffy, did you see that?
That was the most coolest thing I've ever seen.
Mm-hmm.
I've just been hanging out with Scruffy over here, you know, having a good old time.
Yeah, surprise, surprise.
You're in the back doing nothing.
Yeah.
Except for stupid secret knock.
Well, unfortunately, I'm still tangled up with this headless corpse.
Is the other guy down?
Oh, we should have had the visor land on your head.
Is the other guy down or is he hurt or what?
Okay, so as far as you know, you've killed the three guards that have come looking for you.
All right.
Can I...
So we're good?
We're out of battle?
Yes.
All right.
Can I...
I want to help RX up.
I would like to...
Can I roll a light side point?
Oh, no.
If this involves a goddamn janitor.
I'd like the janitor to recognize the secret knock.
Okay.
All right.
Yes.
Is the interaction with RX and Sarn, is that over with?
I mean, you just helped him up.
That's it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I helped him up.
Okay.
But I want to go through their pockets, too.
Oh, yeah.
We should do that.
I do that, too.
To the guy that was tangled up with me.
Yeah.
Okay.
I go through the other guy's pockets.
Both of them.
That's going to be a perception check.
Son of a bitch, my old enemy.
You don't perceive...
Wouldn't that be like streetwise or survival or something?
You perceive nothing.
It's not perception when you're, like, touching them.
What else would it be?
Yeah, that's molested.
Survival.
Streetwise.
That's not survival.
It's not...
No.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's totally survival.
It is not survival.
What is the technical word for robbing the bed?
It makes more sense than perception.
Grave.
It's grave robbing.
It's literally perceiving.
No, it's not.
It's literally not.
Yes, it is.
That's what you do with your eyes.
That's what you do with your eyes only.
No.
It's not.
You can perceive any...
You can perceive smell.
That's part of your perception.
It better be an easy...
It better be easy.
No.
Now it's hard.
Oh, come on.
God.
What a dick.
Hey.
One of us did.
Hey.
Sucks to your ass, my dad.
There's nothing in their...
There's nothing in their pockets.
I perceived a stem pack in their pockets.
Maybe if you had taken damage.
I perceived a grenade.
And it's...
The pin has been pulled.
And the pin is pulled?
You don't just get to announce what you perceived.
I have three threats.
So it makes sense if it was a live grenade.
Are you two just lying to one another?
Saying, look, I found a grenade.
I'm trying...
No, I'm trying to convince God that it's a funny idea and he should let me go with it.
I...
Hey, Max.
Catch.
Scruffy.
Scruffy, here.
Let's play...
Let's have a catch.
Uh, no, I'm not.
I think that...
He made it a hard check and gave us nothing.
Not even, like, a couple of credits?
Like, I perceived ten credits in this guy's pocket for his lunch?
Not, like, a stem pack?
All right.
A repair kit?
You perceived ten credits in his pocket for lunch.
Lunch.
All right, let me write this down.
This almost covers all my gambling debts.
Hey, there is a free lunch after all.
What do you know?
It wasn't the lunch.
Found in dead pocket.
The pocket wasn't dead.
Pocket is dead.
Almost ten.
Rx, you found...
You found a pack of cigarettes.
I just tossed him to center.
All right, but I rolled him up in my sleeve.
As one should.
I think...
If I'm not mistaken, Max still has a cigarette behind his ear.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have sleeves?
I don't think your character even has sleeves.
There's some armor there.
All right, that's fair.
I put it in the armor on the sleeve.
I thought I gave my cigarette to that old lady.
No, you got it from the old lady.
I got it from the old lady.
As I left.
You gave it to someone.
Oh, no, you gave the pack of smokes to that guy standing outside.
But you kept one.
The half a tater tot.
This all sounds right.
This all sounds right to me.
Okay.
So, the janitor...
Back to scrubbing.
janitor says...
Uh...
Did you do the secret knock?
I've heard that knock before.
Are you...
How do you know about the secret knock?
Are you from...
Are...
Wait.
Hold on.
Are you from Alderaan?
Alderaan places.
But yes, yes.
I am.
I'm a survivor myself.
Oh, my goodness.
Guys!
It's my neighbor!
Kind of.
The name...
The name is...
Uh...
Scrant...
Scranton.
Scranton?
Of the famous Scrantons?
Uh...
Yes.
The famous Scrantons.
Or the infamous Scrantons.
No, not those guys.
Those pricks.
Scranton.
Well, uh...
That's fantastic.
He's useless.
This is rare.
Here, I thought all the only ones who survived was like the Organas and Skywalkers.
Well, I mean, I didn't survive.
I don't know who those people are.
I guess...
I spoke out a little bit.
I didn't survive it.
I just wasn't on the planet when it blowed up.
Yeah, neither was I.
But, hey, that's kind of surviving it.
And who are you?
Uh...
Max Skyblade.
Skyblade?
I'm Max Skyblade.
Uh...
Well, you might recognize my other name.
McKenzie?
Yes.
Cloud McKenzie?
Clan McKenzie?
Uh...
Yeah, Clan McKenzie.
That's it.
Uh...
Old...
Old, old Alderani family.
Well...
Is that it?
Alderani?
Alderani.
Yeah.
I hate the McKenzies.
Why?
You killed my grandfather.
I did not.
Your family did.
Well, they're dead too, brother.
Everyone's dead.
All those...
All those old feuds are over with.
No, they're not.
I challenge you to a...
How are they not?
I challenge you to a duel.
I walk up and I put my gun in his back.
Oh.
I'm heartbroken.
Oh, you excited to see me, Toots?
I kick him again.
For the spare time.
This guy's great.
We should just keep him.
Yeah, let's keep him.
Keep him in our trunk.
I put him in binders.
You put...
You put him in binders?
Yeah.
Nobody puts Scruffy in binders.
Your name's not Scruffy.
I'm going to ask you again.
I pull out my gun.
I'm going to ask you again.
How do you know about the secret knock?
It's been passed down from generation to generation.
And my pappy knew your pappy before you betrayed him.
And they've been talking...
Your pappy?
Yeah, my grandpappy.
What was his name?
Scran Joe.
Scran Joe Scranton?
No.
What's your name again?
I can't remember.
Andrew Scranton.
Scranton.
Joe Scranjin?
No, Scran Joe.
Are you kidding me?
Scran Joe.
Scran Joe was one of the most nefarious...
Nefarious...
Knaves I've ever...
My family ever met.
He was not a good person.
I don't think it's pronounced Knaves.
I...
It's a regional dialect.
What reason?
He was a name with a hard K.
Yeah, you're about to get a hard K in your face.
Talking ill about the McKenzie's.
I mean...
Yeah, sure we were...
Yeah, sure we signed with the Empire.
Yeah, sure we, you know...
Kind of helped, you know...
Didn't help things out.
But, goddammit, that's...
That's this generation.
Before that...
Our grandfather was a...
Very, very reputable man.
Wait, is he...
We worked for the Empire?
I mean...
Not me specifically, but my father.
Wait, you...
Wait, you guys...
You guys...
Why are you referring to both of you as we?
I'm confused now.
He.
Your grandpappy.
Who again?
Well, you said we...
Scran Joe.
I said...
Well, then I meant to say he.
Ah, okay.
Good.
Now that we've cleared that up, I feel much better.
I just can't believe you're still letting this feud tear out what little people...
What little we have apart.
It's the only thing I have is this feud.
What?
Oh!
Yeah.
I don't know.
A duel sounds kind of fun.
Yeah, you know what?
I take the binders off.
Have your duel.
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna participate in fighting you.
But I will...
I want to.
He might just shoot you.
With what?
He's a...
What?
His broom?
I hand him my blaster rifle.
What is wrong with you two?
We're a family!
We took down a hunt together!
And you!
You're from my planet!
Is the world...
Is the galaxy gone nuts?
Listen.
Your grandpappy portrayed my grandpappy and I just can't let that just sit.
Man, I don't even know you!
Are we gonna duel or are we not gonna duel?
We're not gonna duel.
What are you gonna do about it?
Shoot me?
Yes.
I shoot him first.
Not Matt!
A janitor!
Then roll for...
Roll initiative.
Oh...
So...
I'm...
I'm bare-fisted this fight, I guess.
You're what?
I'm like bare-fisted.
I don't have any gun.
I gave it to...
I gave it to Scrangin.
You threw it to Scruffy.
The Scrangin.
Yeah.
Well, I just handed it to him, rather.
But yeah.
Well, I mean, you're kind of fired, so I imagine you tossed it.
Or did you make your way back over?
Well, I mean, in that...
In that car...
All that time, I walked over here.
Okay.
That makes sense.
You gotta...
You gotta clear the...
The attack cube.
Yeah.
Can you go over to Encounter 2?
There should be an arrow at the top.
Maybe I should just clear the first one.
Clear the first one.
I can't see the second one.
Okay.
I don't think I added Mac.
Mac, am I adding you to the initiative?
Fighting.
Yeah.
He's my own...
He's...
I can't believe he's...
Being this way.
He's being a little...
Scruffy-headed nerf herder.
Wait.
Cool, though, right?
I would say so.
Yeah.
We know what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
We know what's gonna happen.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, is that my cool bonus?
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
One person didn't roll yet.
So, Matt...
Matt?
Are you abstaining from this fight?
I was gonna abstain, but I guess I'll roll.
You can roll and forego your...
Your slot.
Okay.
While you're at the end.
Well, it's just a PC slot at the end.
All right, so...
I wanna shoot first, so I can add that quick blast.
Okay.
If that's cool for everyone.
You're the one who started combat anyway.
That is true.
So I get another boost.
Can I aim at the same time to get two boosts, or no?
No, I think that's a bit excessive.
Okay.
And then only one difficulty, because we're right next to each other.
Right?
Yeah.
All right.
And a crit.
Uh-oh.
Ice-car engine.
Hmm.
All right.
So I shoot him.
And he falls down and loses his weapon, because he's not a trained soldier.
I need to...
Wait.
Before we kill him, I need to ask him how he knows...
What?
No, I...
I don't know that he dropped his weapon.
Oh, because you had three advantages?
Yeah.
Okay.
He needs to tell me what the secret knock means.
Well, he's still alive, and he's defenseless.
Yeah.
Tell me what the secret knock means, Scranjin.
Tell me.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'll take the next...
Wait.
No, it's his turn, isn't it?
Scranjin's turn.
So...
So, Scranjin took some damage.
Um...
He's been black...
Knocked backwards.
And what was his...
What was his crit?
He lost.
Six.
Slow down.
May only act during last...
Hero initiative slot on next turn.
Oh, well, he's the only one on that initiative slot, so...
Um...
He makes a maneuver to grab...
To grab the weapon.
Uh...
Makes another maneuver...
Maneuver to turn around.
And then...
Uh...
Fires at Mac.
And he has...
He has RX's weapon, right?
Yeah.
All right.
It was supposed to be a honorable duel.
Yeah, but then you guys just started shooting at him.
Well...
He said he was gonna kill him anyway, even though...
Mac would have said he wasn't gonna fight.
That's dishonorable.
Tell me what the secret knock means.
Wait, how much damage does Mac get?
He hasn't rolled yet.
I was moving the, uh...
The weapon.
You can see the weapon on there, too?
I won't let me...
I can't.
Why won't let me click on the...
I can't click the blast or the rifle.
So what is...
I guess it's based on is...
So it'll be two...
I have to do the roll manually.
One difficulty because it's close, right?
Yeah.
He shoots and does...
What's the blaster rifle damage?
There's seven.
Didn't we just look that up?
No.
Blaster rifle is nine.
Nine.
Nine plus one.
Nine plus success.
Okay.
So that's 11.
One success.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
11.
It does 11...
Two successes, yeah.
11 damage at...
Yeah.
Mac has a soak of five, so it's six damage done to him.
So he fires at Mac.
I get hit.
You get...
Yeah, you get hit.
And you have damage.
Ow.
All right.
I'm getting enraged because I need to know what the secret knock means.
It's like become an obsession.
Okay.
And I'm like...
Well, if it's become an deception, that's additional obligation, isn't it?
Not an exception...
Well, not like a legit obligation.
Oh, I see.
But I'm like pissed.
I need to know.
It's overtaken here.
Because you think it has to do with your family.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
It's like...
You know, there's some reason why I...
I need to know what the secret knock means, and I need to know how he knows it.
Okay.
I think you're not shaving.
But yeah, I'm not going to shoot.
Okay.
So what do you do?
You just ask him?
No, I go down, and I'm like shot.
So I get up, and I like grab him by a scruff.
Scruff.
Okay.
And I like...
I'm like...
Brandon's like, tell me what it is!
Tell me!
And I mean, is he dying?
Is he like...
Is he critical?
Is he what?
He is...
He does have a critical injury.
He has some injuries.
He's not looking good.
He was hit pretty good by...
Sarn went first.
Sarn blasts him, like, right in the chest.
I mean, he might...
He might survive if he got medical attention and wasn't further attacked.
But he's not looking good.
Can I punch him?
You can, but that's going to be a melee roll.
All right.
Will it kill him?
Or is it brawl?
What did we decide?
I forgot.
Brawl.
I did brawl to kick over the...
Yeah, it might kill him if you attack him with your fists.
Oh, God.
But I think whatever you're going to do, Max, should take up the next PC slot.
It's his...
Yeah, if he's taking the next slot...
You can always, like, threaten him with your...
You can always, like, threaten him with your fists and see if you can get him to talk without actually punching him.
That's exactly what I do.
I'm going to threaten you with my fist!
Tell me what it means!
Well, how did you know the knock?
It was the last thing I heard when my family died.
That's it.
And he just says, um...
Yes, it is.
It's an old family knock.
It's between...
Members of a secret fraternal organization on Alderaan.
What organization?
A secret fraternal organization that both your grandpappy and my grandpappy belong to.
What?
What is it?
I'll never tell.
Why did...
And why did they kill my family?
Your family crossed us.
They just owed money!
He stops talking.
He spits in your face.
Alright, this time I do punch him.
Wait, I thought they'd already used the turn, though.
Is that true?
If they did, that's fine.
Yeah, let's say that that took up the turn.
Okay.
Sorry, I punched him.
I punched him.
It's Scraggen's turn next.
No, it's my turn.
No, it's not.
It's our axis.
Scraggen already went.
He shot Mac.
Yeah.
It's my turn.
Oh, Mac went twice?
Or the second time?
Yes.
Okay.
No.
The second PC slot.
Okay, I thought he was the third.
Sorry.
Alright, so combat skills brawl or melee brawl?
Yeah.
I kind of want to kill this janitor, though.
It's too bad.
You already got...
Oh, fine.
What?
You killed both of those guards in one shot.
You killed one, but I promised to kill this janitor.
Well, I don't...
Too late.
You already took your slot.
Draw.
What's the difficulty, too?
Yes, because it's engaged.
But he's, like, engaged with...
I'm sucker punching him.
He's engaged with Mac.
Those are the rules.
You have to sucker punch him.
And you missed.
Well, I mean, there's...
Yeah, there's no way it's going to succeed if it's two difficulty on two grains.
That's not true.
There's a blank.
There's a blank on the grain, too.
Well, then...
Okay.
So, he comes up next...
You may leave nothing.
You punch the floor next to him.
Did that scare him?
Wait, was there any advantages?
It just...
My fist just breaks...
Like, my arm just, like...
Haywires.
And I almost punch Mac, but I don't.
It just, like, goes between them.
It's just like...
But, like, it doesn't hit anybody.
And then I just kind of, like, stagger out of the way.
Spooks...
It spooks me.
From my...
From my frothing ravings.
Well, it looks like you'll get your chance, Saren.
Finish him.
All right.
Listen.
Mac, tell me what you know.
Make him tell you what...
I'm going to give you to him if you don't tell me what you know.
Tell me the name of the organization.
Tell me what you know.
Is he going to talk?
Sorry.
I mean, it's going to be somebody's slot, so...
All right.
Mac, get off of them.
It's Saren's.
At least if you're going to question him more.
Take the gun away.
If you want to ask...
I toss him over to Saren.
Saren, do...
I kick the gun out of the way.
I kick the gun out of his hands.
And I put my foot on his chest.
With the robo-toe.
The robo-toe is locked, remember?
I know, but it's still there.
Yeah, it's still there.
It's still robotic.
Yeah.
And then I point the gun at his face.
And say, tell him.
Oh, no.
Scrangian doesn't like this.
Oh, no.
He spits in your face.
Tell him.
Like, six feet up from the ground.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he spit toward you.
I don't know.
I mean, I guess we could roll to see whether or not it hit him.
I mean, at this point, he spit at Mac's face and at Saren's face.
Alderanis are known for our prowess with spitting.
Yes.
Don't let the mustache fool you.
I could always torture him a little.
So.
If you really want to know, Mac.
I think I'm at that point.
I just want to kill him.
Oh.
So I just do it one more time.
Murder away, then.
Are you going to tell me?
No.
I'll take this to my death.
But you won't kill me.
You'll miss.
And I'll get one last shot in.
Mark my words.
And his head explodes.
Oh, he exploded another head.
All that remains is his mustache.
And hat.
I pick up the mustache.
I pick up my gun.
I start rifling through his pockets.
Well, no.
You got to roll perception for that, apparently.
Oh, you're right.
I will very.
Perception.
It's regular.
Yeah.
Too late.
You say too late.
You perceive nothing.
But what's my advantages?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I don't know.
I didn't find anything.
So I don't know what the.
I don't know.
You realize that.
As you look through his.
The lock.
Oh, go ahead.
No, I was just going to make a joke.
That the lock on the door.
Is actually.
It's a mustache.
Reader.
It's.
Put this mustache.
Up to the door.
Can I find his.
Can I find the keys or something?
Or.
Yeah.
I think that would be a success.
Okay.
Um.
What can I find?
I'm trying to think of an advantage.
I'll say that.
You realize that Scruffy's uniform.
Is the same size as you.
Scrangian's.
Scrangian's uniform.
I don't want to wear his clothes.
He's a dead man.
It's got.
Brain all over it.
Well.
It's got.
I don't think.
I think.
Blasters vaporize everything instantly.
So maybe a couple of scorch marks.
And that's it.
I mean, there's no.
Except for.
Star Wars.
And a mustache.
Well, the mustache is like on the ground.
I don't think it's attached to the shirt.
I picked it up.
Oh.
You picked up the mustache?
Yeah.
I put it in my pocket.
Yeah.
There it is.
In his pocket.
You better.
Hey.
You better write that down.
I'm pretty.
I'm pretty sure.
I still have a poster in my pocket from like episode four.
Probably.
Okay.
Do I.
Do I put the mustache under talons?
I.
You.
I mean.
Isn't there an objects list?
Oh.
Other items.
Here it is.
Mustache.
Ability.
Look.
Like a janitor.
All right.
It's like.
It's a disguise.
Was the mustache.
Was the mustache fake the whole time?
What was he doing here?
I'll say.
Does it give me an extra.
Extra.
Pat.
Soak.
Can I.
No.
It does not.
Can I still pick my advantage?
Can I still pick my advantages?
Well that was.
Well.
Okay.
So one advantage was that he was wearing the same size as you.
The other advantage is that he has.
It's not a card.
But it has some information about.
Unlocking the door.
That should make it easier.
If.
You go to open the door of the office.
Okay.
Cool.
So I go to unlock the door.
Well.
Okay.
Is that.
Is it.
If you tell me.
It's just me.
Jamming his key into the door.
And wiggling it.
Like a credit card.
Okay.
Are you.
Yeah.
Are you guys going to try and open the door?
Yeah.
Sure.
I'll be back.
I'm pissed.
I wish I knew.
Why.
Because that.
Now I'm wondering.
Who.
What Scraggin was doing here.
Why his mustache.
What just came off.
When he got blasted.
Was he here in disguise?
Was he an actual janitor?
Am I just overthinking things again?
Who's that dog in Ryan's video?
Where did that come from?
Does he have any part in this?
I don't know.
I got a little off the rails.
Probably not.
Yeah.
Who's going to check.
On opening the door.
And how.
It's going to be a skullduggery check.
I don't believe you guys.
Have tried.
Opening the door yet.
Yeah.
We did.
Well.
Oh yeah.
One.
Who tried the first time?
Probably me.
Yeah.
And then he tried this stupid knock.
And it worked.
It didn't work.
You know.
There's a secret organization now.
You always knew there was a secret organization.
There's always a secret organization.
Everyone.
That's.
I didn't know about this one.
Don't trivialize my.
My trauma.
Which one?
How dare you.
You don't know the name of it.
How.
I don't.
I'm working on it.
And now another man is dead because of you.
I.
You're.
Not a nice person.
What's.
Whatever gender you are.
Person's not a gender.
Fair.
What's this skullduggery check?
It's going to be on the door.
Yeah.
So.
What's the.
Darn's going to do it.
It's a difficulty of two.
Yeah.
And then do we get some kind of.
On a boost.
Because.
You.
You had some sort of.
Some sort of instructions in.
Scrangin's pocket.
I mean.
If nobody else wants to do it.
Go ahead.
I'm too upset.
All right.
I.
Succeeded.
All right.
So what happens?
So.
So the door unlocks.
And.
The lights are off.
But I can feel something.
Is in there.
For the threat.
Oh.
There's a threat.
Yeah.
But I can feel like.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Something.
The light.
Let's just say there's a.
An undescribed threat.
At this point.
Okay.
So.
Ryan.
When you were gone.
It may surprise you to hear that.
Sarn.
And Mac bickered for a little while.
And then.
Sarn.
Opened the door.
To the office.
I skull dug a read.
He skull dug a read.
He dug the skull.
Hey.
And.
Good skull dug a read.
You.
Go into the office.
It's a big office.
It's.
Predominantly.
Um.
Like a big desk.
And an open window.
Into the skyline of Coruscant.
The night sky.
How.
How lit up is it?
Uh.
It's dim.
Okay.
All right.
It's dim.
Nobody's in there.
Or it looks like.
The office is vacated.
For the day.
Okay.
Well.
All right.
So can you run.
Like a.
A.
Sensor to see if there's any life forms in here.
Oh.
Are you asking if I.
Perceive anything.
Yes.
This.
This will not go well for us.
An easy perception.
Yeah.
It's easy.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
A triumph.
A failure.
With the.
So you.
You're unsuccessful.
In perceiving anything.
You perceive nothing.
You're triumph.
You only perceive nothing.
The triumphs don't overrule failures.
They do.
It's worth one success.
So you cancel out one success.
Can my triumph.
Can my triumph just be worth it.
It's worth two successes and nothing else.
No.
That seems pretty equivalent.
And even if it did.
It would still fail.
It would cancel out to zero.
Oh.
You're right.
Oh.
Can the computer that's there.
Just.
She.
She or he.
I don't know.
What.
Who was.
It was.
Accidentally left her computer unlocked.
It's a good triumph.
It's a good triumph in this situation.
Um.
Yes.
You.
You see.
You don't notice if there's any life forms.
But you see there's a computer.
On the.
Um.
On the.
On the desk.
And it's still turned on.
It looks like there's a screen saver.
Um.
It just has.
Cute alien life forms on it.
Uh.
But it seems to suggest that it's probably.
Not locked.
Um.
So.
Any computer check on it will be.
One difficulty easier.
So I'm stumbling around the room.
Perceiving nothing.
And I trip on an office chair.
And fall.
Um.
And the office chair kind of like.
Slides with me on it.
It rolls into the room.
And uh.
As I get up.
I.
I'm face to face with a computer screen.
And.
There are.
And it's unlocked.
And I say.
Uh.
I may have found something.
But I certainly did not perceive it.
Um.
What.
What a bit of good luck.
And uh.
I don't know.
And then I.
Do my thing.
I do my thing with my dingle doll.
Okay.
It would be an average.
Dongle.
Average dongle.
Depends.
Um.
It.
It would be.
It would be an average check.
Which is.
Computers.
Yeah.
Which is easier.
With the minus one.
Yeah.
That is with the minus one.
Hold it in.
All right.
I can do something.
Okay.
But.
Your dongle.
Knows the way around computers.
My dingley dong.
All right.
Uh.
All right.
So for success.
The computer files.
Are clearly labeled.
And include numerous records.
Of shipments.
Invoices.
And balance sheets.
A quick search of the system.
For Kato's name.
Provides.
Well.
I'm assuming.
You search for Kato's name.
Who's Kato?
No.
Just kidding.
All right.
You did not search for Kato's name.
Just kidding.
God chill.
Uh.
This would be a good opportunity.
To point out the journals.
And the character section.
Of the journals.
Uh.
And.
Kato's.
It's the guy.
Who we've been looking for the whole time.
Who betrayed.
The old family.
For the new people.
Who's.
You might be able to.
Come up with that.
And just guess.
That that's what it was.
And that would be a very good guess.
It's not a terribly complicated story.
Uh.
A quick search of the system.
For Kato's name.
Provides an invoice.
For a partial shipment of weapons.
Delivered one day ago.
As well as an address.
That of the Calarium.
Processing plant.
In sector nine.
Nine forty three.
The remaining items.
On the invoice.
Are scheduled to arrive.
Later this evening.
At the abandoned section.
Of the factory.
The PC's.
PC's.
This feels very meta.
Right.
No.
I can't read that part.
Uh.
What is a PC?
Are we PCs?
Oh my god.
Are we?
Are we in the matrix?
Uh.
And as part of your successes.
For having rolled two advantages.
Not successes.
Advantages.
Um.
Not far from the files.
Detailing Kato's.
Transaction.
Is another interesting tidbit.
A recall notice.
From.
Merson's.
Munitions.
Inc.
Apparently the latest batch.
Of miniature thermal detonators.
Is defective.
They rarely.
If ever.
Detonate properly.
When used.
It's like a pretty big thing.
To know.
Before you ship something out.
Well.
Now you know it.
I download all the information.
To my brain.
And.
Uh.
We go.
Via your dingle dongle.
You know it.
Okay.
Now we're in.
Um.
We leave.
We should probably leave.
Quickly.
With haste.
Post haste.
Do we do anything about these.
Uh.
Headless bodies?
Oh no.
I'm sure the janitor will get it.
What?
Too soon?
Too soon.
That was a little too soon.
Did I get ahead of myself?
I'm still very pissed.
I mean.
We.
Maybe.
They shouldn't know that there was a break.
I walk up.
I walk up to the janitor.
And attempt to hand his dead body.
My blaster rifle.
Maybe he'll come back to life.
And still shoot you.
I'm.
These are some of the angriest puns.
I've ever come up with.
Ugh.
My head is about to explode.
I'm so angry.
Uh.
I just walk towards the.
I just walk towards the exit.
Yeah.
Let's just walk towards the elevators.
All right.
Okay.
Because.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think we can do anything with the bodies.
Bye.
Scranging.
Okay.
So you guys move towards the elevator.
I feel like you did everything you could there.
God.
To make sure he died.
And really tried to keep that guy alive.
Scranging?
I had nothing to do with keeping him dead.
Making him dead.
What?
That was your decision.
You made him the stubbornest.
Motherfucker.
He wanted to die.
You made him the meanest Alderaan.
You made him probably the worst Alderaan.
I could.
Alderaan.
I could have come across.
It was your obligation.
Coming back to haunt you.
It's always coming back to haunt me.
One might say.
Feels meta again.
All right.
Can we ride the elevator down?
Yeah.
I mean.
I'm in here with you.
Push the button.
Well.
The game is paused.
I can't move.
Good.
I can't move.
All right.
Mac, you coming?
Yeah, I'm coming.
He's checking out the copier.
I'm very.
Yeah.
I'm checking off this with the rolling chair and the office copier.
This is this place seems very 90s here.
You know?
90s.
Stardate.
90s.
Yes.
Oh, Stardate.
Oh, Mac's still not.
Oh, he's still messing around with the copier.
Yeah.
I'm very upset.
I'm just poking it very depressed and I'm very despondent right now.
I'm not in a good mood.
Can you be despondent in the elevator?
More security guards will probably show up soon.
Can I bring the copier?
No.
It's too big.
Fine.
I sulk into the elevator.
Thank you.
All right.
That was very good sulking.
Excellent sulking.
I'm still very sulky.
And let me.
I'm just.
I pushed the button to go down to.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy in the corner?
Oh, yeah.
He was from the book and I forgot to put him in.
I thought you guys would appreciate some hacking.
Oh.
Yeah.
Hacking looks pretty cool.
I love hacking.
He looks pretty serious.
Oh, he's very serious.
Very sexy jawline.
He found out that.
Cato's name provides an invoice for a partial shipment of weapons.
As well as an address.
That of the clarion processing plant in sector 943.
He just found that out from all his hacking.
So he's happy.
Oh, well.
We should probably go to that address.
Well.
Right here.
Yeah.
It's in his.
It's in his dingle dongle brain.
Dingle dongle brain.
Dingle dongle is just a connect.
A connection protocol.
It's just in my normal brain.
Oh, sorry.
I'm.
I'm not.
It's like.
It's like USB.
Okay.
Um.
USB 10.0.
I thought this was in the past.
Hey.
Yeah.
They were ahead of their time.
All right.
I'm going to refresh my drink.
Go wait.
What?
I said go wait to Tiger.
Oh.
Too late.
He's gone forever.
I was going to just ask if we could be done.
Because that was a pretty good spot.
And I'm exhausted.
Why did work suck today?
Oh.
It didn't suck that bad.
I was mostly just kidding.
Um.
But.
It's.
It kind of sucks right now.
Just because like.
CPS.
As an entity.
Like the admin.
And like the admin of the school.
Aren't giving us any help or support.
And they're just like making us figure out.
How to.
Teach kids.
And then also teach the kids who are quarantining.
Who have to be home for 10 days.
10 school days.
And.
We're just not really set up for remote learning anymore.
Like.
You know.
We had that set up last year.
But.
Now it's like.
We only have one or two kids out of class at a time.
Quarantining.
And then everyone else in class.
But of course that number might change.
As more and more kids catch it.
Um.
And so.
And what are the chances that more kids catch it?
Pretty high.
None of them are vaccinated.
And Delta's highly contagious.
Dude.
Uh.
We got kids at my school.
Uh.
That apparently there's a new trend.
Where they knock off the soap dispensers.
Like they just break them off the wall.
And.
It's like TikTok trend of some sort.
And.
That's what I've been dealing with for the last two days.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That sounds awful.
Sorry, man.
No.
It's all right.
It's not too pissed.
My boss is more pissed about it than I am.
Let me guess.
It's.
Not very.
So.
Okay.
Are they.
Are they punching it off?
Or are they bringing in like a hammer?
They just.
Rip it off.
Sure.
I found.
There was one on the guard.
There was one on the toilet I had to dig out.
And then.
Another one just went missing.
And.
Apparently they found a kid on the bus.
He stole it.
And put it in his book bag.
And just tried going home with it.
And they caught him.
And gave him two days suspension.
One for vandalism.
And one for theft.
Well.
That sounds kind of light.
But yeah.
Oh.
And then they.
And then they want to do that.
They want to do that thing.
Where they have them.
They have the kid go.
And help put a new one up.
You know.
Show how hard it is.
And it's like.
I don't know.
I will.
That kind of stuff.
No.
It's not that hard.
It's just screws on the wall.
It's just.
You know.
It's not that difficult.
It's just.
I don't like doing that kind of stuff.
Right.
Yeah.
But you'll show them the value.
And the dollar.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I want to do with my day.
Talk.
Listen.
I don't know.
I don't get paid that much to deal with some of these kids for that kind of stuff.
You know.
Well yeah.
I would say.
I would just.
In your place.
In place.
I'd be like.
Hey.
I'm not paid to be a teacher.
Exactly.
And they sometimes do this.
So they want us to do that kind of crap.
And it's like.
Listen.
I'm not.
Trained.
Even to do this kind of stuff.
You know.
I'm.
You're probably not legally allowed to do it either.
Yeah.
I don't.
You're legally allowed to interact with high schoolers.
I highly doubt that's a legal issue.
If you're.
If you're legally allowed in the.
If you're legally allowed in the building.
Then you're legally allowed to interact with.
With high schoolers.
He's not licensed.
You don't have to be a licensed teacher.
To show them how to.
To show them how to hang out of a thing.
It's more of an issue of his pay.
Oh my gosh.
There's so many guards out there.
That and my interest.
All right.
So as the elevator opens.
You see two minions of.
Guards waiting for you.
At the bottom of the elevator.
Ugh.
This doesn't look good guys.
I guess this is where we do a.
More common.
Can I.
Hack the elevator controls.
Sure.
It's going to be a hard.
Hard computers check.
All right.
Wait.
What do you want it to do?
Uh.
I just want access.
Yeah but.
To the master controls of everything.
Well.
That's going to be a little bit different.
I mean.
Are you trying.
The master controls.
The master controls of the elevator.
I want absolute control of the elevator.
Um.
To like move it.
Move it.
Is it a normal.
Is it a normal function.
Is it a normal function of the elevator?
Yeah.
I don't want it to fly away.
Okay.
Or turn into.
Or turn into a.
Like Billy Wonka's glass elevator.
Or turn into a gun or anything.
And it's not going to be stopping between floors.
Oh I was maybe going to try something like that.
Yeah.
I hadn't.
I hadn't decided yet.
Um.
Well stopping in between floors is not normal.
Behavior in an elevator.
I will stop it between floors.
Okay.
I will stop it between floors.
Okay.
I got a bunch of advantages.
So even though I didn't.
Yeah.
Tank of total control.
Can I at least partially close the doors?
Um.
Giving us.
Giving us cover.
You can close the doors.
Well.
I want an opening.
Yeah.
So we can shoot out of it.
Yeah.
I want them to be partially closed.
Okay.
Um.
Yes.
But.
It's like.
How much.
How open do you want it?
You're just sticking a barrel out?
Um.
Let's say.
With the total width of an elevator door.
Is like.
What?
Four feet maybe.
Let's say.
Six inches in the middle.
Okay.
Is that going to be enough to like.
Aim.
If they.
Don't like.
Just line up in front of the door.
Yeah.
I mean a barrel.
With six inches of barrels.
Is going to have.
A lot of rotation.
As much as.
As much as the setback.
Is going to be.
On your.
On your favor.
You're going to get the same setback.
Against you.
For.
For your offense.
Well.
That's.
You're not going to be.
You're not going to be able to.
Well.
You're not going to be able to aim.
As well.
When the door.
Is close.
Yeah.
But your angle.
In cover.
Is always a beneficial.
To the person.
Closer to the thing.
That's.
Like.
A person closer to the thing.
Has a better angle.
Around it.
Also a better time.
Like.
That's why.
Crenelations.
On.
Castles exist.
Like.
The people.
With the arch arrows.
At the top of those.
Had a much harder time.
Shooting over those.
While also staying behind cover.
Than people really far away.
But you're not in a castle.
Well.
Sure.
But I mean.
A wall.
You know.
Wall edge.
Works the same way.
A person.
Right at the edge.
It's going to give you.
Harder to shoot.
Than if the door.
Was wide open.
Well.
What if it's like.
Halfway.
What if it's like.
Two feet open.
I think Tiger's saying.
No matter how much.
We make it.
Whatever penalty.
We put on them.
We put on us.
Yes.
Which doesn't sound.
Much like an advantage.
But that's fine.
I'll go with it.
Well.
It does advantage you.
Otherwise you.
Otherwise you would be.
Sitting there.
Like fishing a barrel.
Yeah.
But so are they.
Everyone's fishing.
A barrel.
No.
They were waiting for you.
They are.
Well.
But they're in a big lobby.
What are they hiding behind?
I'm looking at the picture of the lobby.
There's nothing to hide behind.
That's not the lobby.
There's a piano.
Are they hiding behind the piano?
Can I.
Can I hide behind the guy.
Hacking the computer?
No.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
That's not a real.
That's not a real person.
It's slightly a jar.
I know.
Everybody who shoots.
No matter what way.
Has to roll a setback dice.
Or whatever.
Or you decide to penalize everybody.
I do.
Like that the copier's still there.
I'm sorry.
That was a mistake.
It fell.
It fell all the way down.
I took it with me.
You didn't know.
No.
You.
We should have let him take it.
We could have used it for cover.
Then.
I thought.
Could have.
But I think Rx said it was too big.
No.
Deception.
Like you.
You hid the.
The copier.
Yeah.
From you.
God.
From God.
That's going to cost you a light side point.
I.
I mean.
I didn't use one.
Did I?
No.
Yeah.
I did.
Oh yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
We should still have one though.
Right.
You want me.
You guys want me to use it for a copier?
Wait.
Are you sure?
Well.
I don't think the copier help us.
Because if it was covered.
Then it would just hurt us.
For being able to shoot them.
I don't know.
It's just.
We got like 10 minutes left in the game.
I figure.
We can use a light side point.
For something.
No.
Go for it if you want.
I just.
I don't.
I don't care.
It doesn't seem like it's going to benefit us that much.
I don't think.
We have two light side points.
You do.
Yeah.
If you want me to.
We had one at the beginning.
Yeah.
Who used it?
I flipped a dark point.
Yeah.
You flipped another one.
Gave us one.
Ryan used it for something.
I'm saying we have two light side points.
I'm making a decision.
You have two light side points.
If you want to use them.
Okay.
Use it.
Copier.
Go ahead.
Copy that.
Do I just click it?
Oops.
Not that.
There we go.
It turns out that.
Uh.
Mac.
Did sneak the copier.
into the elevator.
When RX wasn't looking.
When God wasn't looking either.
Oh.
But I'm flipping a dark side point.
The.
Um.
The minions also.
Are hiding behind copiers.
There.
There are copiers in the lobby.
It turns out.
Too.
How many copiers are in this office?
It's a.
Wait.
Tiger.
Why does a copier.
Provide cover.
That doesn't.
Hurt you.
When.
Big.
Nice.
Straight.
Edges.
Don't.
I don't have to explain myself.
I'm a deity.
All right.
Well.
I hope it keeps you up at night.
It might.
I don't know.
I've had a lot to drink.
Yeah.
But we can push the copier around.
Too.
For mobile cover.
You could.
Just.
All running behind the copier.
I don't see a problem with it.
Copy that.
All right.
Let's run out behind the copier.
Let's go.
Go.
Yeah.
No.
But first.
RX is going to have to make a computers check.
To see if we can get that door open.
Okay.
I'm just.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
You can.
If you got it closed to where you did.
You can get it open again.
But RX does have to do it.
All right.
I opened the doors.
As you open the doors.
Blaster fire starts going off.
It just.
Just blasters at you.
They're not.
They're not hitting you right now.
Oh.
I hope they have some of those thermal detonators.
That just blow up.
Because that would be.
Really helpful.
Right about now.
Oh my God.
Guys.
What are we going to do?
Let's go.
I mean.
Yeah.
We have to.
Just.
We could run for the exit.
Just stay behind the copier.
Yeah.
And throw papers at them.
Just like.
Wait.
Bads of papers.
I have an idea.
We open the side of it.
Expose that light.
Blind up.
Then we can run out.
Is that light still working?
Oh shit.
I broke it.
When I kicked it.
No.
Can I kick it again?
Turn it on.
What about the other side?
Does the other side have a light?
Is this just like.
Wait.
Is this a copier droid.
Or just a straight copier?
Oh man.
I love that.
It's a copier droid.
These are copy droids.
Yeah.
My thoughts about this entire situation have changed dramatically.
Yes.
I mean.
Who's got the.
We cannot flee anymore friends.
We must stay and save the other copier droids.
That's right.
Did you know this was a copier?
Did you know this thing was sent to you the entire time RX?
Because I swear to God.
I have a feeling it wasn't.
And then somehow it just became so.
I was just reminiscing about how much I love industrial copiers.
Wait.
Hold on.
Now I must seek their freedom.
No.
Based on your knowledge RX.
Are these sentient?
They're computer droids.
I mean copying droids.
I don't know.
Based on your robotics knowledge or background.
No.
Are they sentient?
They're not sentient.
No.
Okay.
So they're not sentient.
These are sub droids.
Don't not accuse us of classism.
Do they still.
Really more of a decision based on convenience.
Are they okay with playing the shield for a little bit?
They are okay with everything.
All right.
Let's get.
Let's get moving then.
So.
All right.
Do you want to try a computers?
What would it be?
Like the improv.
Electronics.
To see if you can get that light.
A light to go on.
Is that something you guys want to do?
More mechanics.
Probably more mechanics.
Right.
Like messing around with the wires and stuff.
Yeah.
Sure.
Hard.
Medium.
No.
Average.
Roll the roll.
I failed.
Okay.
You can't.
You can't find a way.
Out of frustration.
And maybe that'll work.
Yeah.
It would be a daunting mechanics check.
Yeah.
One.
It gets.
Not like a brawl.
No.
I mean.
You want it to do something when you kick it.
Right.
And what you want it to do is.
Effectively the same thing that RX did.
So it's going to have to be mechanics.
Yeah.
This is not going to go.
The way I want it to.
Okay.
Well.
RX has some advantages though.
Yeah.
But if you would have told me.
Hey.
No.
RX has two advantages.
So like if you said.
Yeah.
If you kick it like right here.
It might do something.
Then I could have got a boost die.
Unfortunately.
My strength is insufficient.
You should probably try hitting it here.
Okay.
Roll.
Roll a solitary boost die.
Just.
Just assuming that that's where you would have.
Just because he gave you.
His before you kicked.
That's not a boost die.
Oh.
The boost die is worth.
Yeah.
A boost die.
You still fail.
But you have an advantage.
Matt.
Kick it right here.
No.
Why not?
All right.
I think.
I think your.
Your advantage is.
You kicked and deformed it.
In.
In a way that makes it better cover.
Okay.
I'll take that.
Physically.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's run.
Let's just.
Yeah.
Let's get these droids moving.
And get out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
I.
Think we should just.
Book it.
Okay.
All right.
So.
So you move.
I'm still moving.
Maybe.
Our path.
Is to the right.
Our right.
Of the.
Rightmost group.
Okay.
So here.
Between us.
And the other group.
This is where you came in.
Back here.
Through the maintenance bay.
In front.
This is the lobby.
And.
Up in front.
There's.
Probably a door.
Like a main door.
Somewhere.
Yeah.
I think we should run to the main door.
And we should go to the right.
Of the rightmost group.
Because then the other group.
Would have to shoot.
At the rightmost group.
In order to shoot at us.
He is a tactical.
Makes sense.
That's tactical.
Let's go.
Run.
Tactics.
Run.
You guys aren't running with me.
Oh yeah.
I got it.
This isn't going to go well.
All right.
I would like to see.
Oh.
Mac went the wrong way.
Mac.
Where are you going?
I want to see.
At least one athletics check.
From all of you.
Oh God.
This is not going to go well.
How hard?
Average.
We're just moving.
Yeah.
That's why it's average.
Skyblade.
Should be easy.
Oh no.
All right.
But Skyblade Mac is successful.
Yes.
How does that play out?
He just runs ahead.
As me and Sarn fall down.
Yeah.
I'm running ahead.
With the copier next to me.
I'm throwing papers in the air.
As I'm going.
Like.
And that's my.
Damn.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay.
I was going to say.
That's my.
That's my advantage.
But I have a threat.
You have a threat.
Oh.
I don't know.
Does that mean I'm threatening?
Or does that mean they're threatening?
No.
It's a threat.
It's happening.
It's a bad thing for you.
Yeah.
By.
By the fact of having thrown.
And panicking.
You alerted the guards to the fact that Sarn.
And Rx have fallen behind.
And out of cover.
No.
He should detract them to himself.
Yeah.
Why do I got to throw everybody in danger?
Because you just took off.
Okay.
I'm trying to help you here.
He's running around throwing paper.
I'm not used to that.
They're going to notice him first.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm just trying to think of what a threat would be then.
I think that's.
That's fine.
If they notice Mac.
Well.
They're going to shoot him.
That's the threat for him.
But that.
Isn't that an advantage to the party?
Yeah.
But it's a threat for Mac.
After all.
He is the one.
I got two advantages.
As you run.
And you've panicked.
And thrown papers.
And probably shrieked.
You've.
Got a lot of attention on you.
And they're shooting at you.
Causing damage to the copier.
And it is.
Increasingly becoming.
Less of a.
An actual.
Like block.
Can I.
Are the copiers still up and running?
Can I send them to do anything?
Whose?
Oh.
What?
Do we not do it?
You.
You have a copier.
Yeah.
You can.
Is it still up and running?
Well.
It has some.
It has some damage to it.
So it probably can't make very good copies.
But can it move?
Is it still movable?
Can it still take orders?
And like move around or nothing?
Or does.
Do I have to move it to move it?
You would have to check the computer system.
To see if you can get it to.
Like.
Like a motor.
You mean like.
Move around on its own?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
You would have to.
You'd have to see if you can.
Do something with the computers.
That would be a hard check.
Yeah.
It's going to be.
I would guess it's a computer's check.
So.
And then.
Does that sound right to you?
Yeah.
That sounds right to me.
And then what?
Three.
What's it called?
That's right.
It's probably not going to work at all.
But we'll see.
Yeah.
I have four failures.
Okay.
But at this point.
It's aren't in our XR.
I don't know.
Completely.
Just like in real life.
I don't know how to work a copier.
Can I try to light some of the paper on fire?
I don't know.
Do you have a lighter?
Do you have something to light it up?
Can we kick?
Okay.
Here's what we'll do.
We'll light the paper on fire and throw the copier at the bad guys.
Exactly.
Yes.
I love where this idea is going.
No.
I just don't know what would that.
I mean.
I guess you either have a lighter or you don't.
But.
Just blast it.
Can you use your gun?
And just blast it?
We've been shooting this copier forever.
So.
It's got to be already a little bit on fire.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Fine.
How about.
This is bad.
But maybe.
Come up with a different check.
Let's say you try and shoot the copier.
Maybe it's a knowledge to know.
Or mechanics to know about the copier.
Where you could shoot it to get it to explode.
Not explode.
But catch fire.
I don't know.
Well.
The sides are already open.
Right?
So.
I can see a tangle of mess.
Like wires.
Okay.
Can I find like the power wires.
And try to like spark it?
See a cluster of wires there.
Sudden heat there.
Would certainly cause enough resistance to start a fire.
You're shooting.
Yeah.
That's going to be.
It's close.
So it's going to be your.
Your shooting.
Um.
It's a boost.
My weapon?
Because.
Yeah.
It's a boost.
Or my gunnery.
What do you.
It's just.
No.
Like what are your.
It's the same thing.
Your weapon.
Yeah.
It's ultimately it'll be the same.
I think.
The same skill.
Range teppy probably.
Right.
And.
It's a boost.
Because RX.
Well assuming you're going to take aim.
RX will.
Yeah.
He's telling you where to shoot.
So.
That's a boost to you.
Okay.
What about difficulty?
Um.
It's based on your.
Proximity to it.
Right.
Okay.
So it's one.
Because we're right.
Yeah.
We're on it.
But not right behind it.
All right.
Two successes.
All right.
What happens?
All right.
So the thing just.
Burst into flames.
Or starts to.
Burst into flames.
And then I.
And then I just.
Push it towards the.
The group.
Right in front of us.
Okay.
And hopefully it makes them.
Scatter.
And blows up.
Let me.
Well hopefully it blows up.
Come on.
God.
No.
Why did you roll?
Okay.
I just wanted to see that.
I had a thing in my mind.
And I wanted to see if it would happen.
Or not.
Because.
Force dies are 50-50.
So.
So you throw it at them.
It's distracting.
The fire.
Is going on.
The main.
Or the group closest to you.
So.
They're not interested in you anymore.
They're only interested at the.
The flaming copy droid.
That is coming at them.
So you have a distraction for.
The people that are.
Immediately close to you.
And you also still have cover.
From the ones further away.
Just as you mentioned.
The strategy that Rx came by.
To go on.
One side.
To force side.
To shoot at.
Their.
You know.
Friendly fire.
They don't want to do that.
So.
You have sufficient cover.
To make it towards.
The door.
Go.
I run towards the door.
Sprung towards the door.
All right.
We're all sprinting.
Oh wait.
The door's over there.
I thought the door was over here.
No.
The door's over here.
No.
Rx was right.
No.
You guys.
I don't know.
Where are you going?
Well.
I assume.
I assume that Rx.
Well.
Rx went first.
You guys followed Rx.
Out the front door.
Yeah.
Can you change the way your cursor looks.
On our screen.
Because it's too small.
Yeah.
Because I thought you were pointing up here.
Oh.
It is hard.
It is hard to see your cursor tiger.
I'll have to look at that.
Because your cursors are small too.
I could just make all of our screens less big.
Yeah.
I'll take a look at that.
Good idea.
Okay.
So now you guys are outside the building.
But.
Whenever they're done with this copier.
They're probably going to come after you.
Are you going to do anything to slow them down?
Do we have anything to use.
Do we have any more copiers?
To barge.
Do we have anything we could.
Can I try to like.
Lock the door.
From the outside.
Yeah.
Can we turn on like a blast.
I guess I'd have to like.
Hack the door controls or something.
Or.
Well.
In the movies.
They always shoot them.
They always shoot the controls.
Well.
Could I.
Oh yeah.
But I could try hacking it first.
And we could shoot it as a.
As like a.
It's like a backup plan.
Do we have time for that?
I'll say it's a hard.
Say.
Okay.
So as you guys run out.
Out of the door.
You do see like a little card reader.
And it does have.
Thankfully enough.
A robot.
Let's say.
Vagina.
That.
Yeah.
You could.
Perhaps.
Plug into.
And do a computer's on it.
Seems like all doors have those.
I mean.
R2-D2 is constantly.
Messing around with those.
Yeah.
And ships.
So it's.
I'm going to say it's hard.
It's hard.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
You are in.
So.
You have control of the front door.
What do you want to do with it?
Well.
So.
This is a facility.
That's.
Is there a.
I searched for like a lockdown procedure.
Okay.
Some sort of like.
Some sort of.
A heavy security procedure.
That will.
Lower a blast shield.
And seal the door.
For a set amount of time.
I mentioned that would be the protocol.
Okay.
You do that.
It does close.
However.
A threat will be.
That does not go unnoticed.
Obviously.
From the people inside.
But also.
From.
Whoever.
Maybe.
Monitoring.
My.
Interfacing.
With the computer.
Yeah.
Well.
The fact that you.
You launched.
Emergency protocol.
Okay.
Although.
I guess.
They probably.
Would have noticed.
The flaming.
Copier too.
But.
That's besides the point.
You can even.
Just say.
It's like.
Obviously.
I mean.
Like.
Anyone.
There.
Visually.
Would notice.
A flaming.
Copier.
And.
Certainly.
After.
But.
They might.
Had.
Some sort.
Of security.
System.
Set up.
On the.
Actual computer.
System.
Throughout the building.
That now.
Also.
Has been triggered.
It maybe.
Recognizes.
My.
You know.
Droid code.
Or something.
Your.
Your dingle dongle.
Are we still calling it that?
Yeah.
Dingle dong.
Yeah.
Okay.
That.
That's where.
We'll end.
Today.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
I gotta go to sleep.
All right.
Have fun guys.
See you.
I'll talk to you later.
Next week.
Oh no.
I didn't say this in recording.
That's not good.
No.
Like Craig was recording the whole time?
No.
Craig was.
Hopefully.
Is that Mace Windu's life super?
Oh no.
It just changes colors.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
This is the emperors.
Yeah.
I knew you had the emperors.
But it was just purple.
Like when I was looking.
So I was like.
This one's Mace Windu's.
Oh it is?
Yeah.
This is really gold.
That's cool.
So what's the third one you have?
That one's.
Um.
Thank you.