what do you say to that what what does tiger got to say to that lame i'm sure totally lame
tiger's 20% lame hey only 20 that's great i'm a good guy and he's a good guy
okay so uh so mac you have 15 i think sarn you have 15 too um do you guys want to spend it
um what's the rule for upgrading general skills again how much is it is i so if you're going from
skill one to skill two it would be two because you're going to skill two times five which is 10
so it'd be 10 total and then you add five if it's not a career skill so i'll take a look at your
sheet and if you want to give me an example i can run through it i'm just trying to remember how much
my deception is up i think i updated it you're at skill one for deception so if i wanted upgraded
again how much would that be um since it's a career skill there's no extra for that so it would be since
you're going from one to two it'd be two times five five being the the cause it would be 10
okay um so can i i'm gonna upgrade that i think okay
can you um and then so that's going from one to two yeah and that'll be minus 10
okay so you're at five overall and i'll make the update in foundry right now
that means on deception rolls you will have two yellow and one green
if you want to put that in the book maybe
i already have that did i already have that uh i only had
i only had you at rank two do we start at rank zero um well since you didn't create your characters
not all of them started at rank zero
i'm just trying to see yeah i had you started at rank one
and i have on our very first night i upgraded deception from rank one to two
okay i i did not have one to two i just have rank one deception maybe you didn't did you start at one
maybe you didn't start at one maybe you started zero
maybe i don't know i was that was the very first night so i don't even have a date for it
uh i have january 1st because i have the same thing that you're showing i just don't have
i don't i just have rank one i don't have i don't so i'm guessing that's from zero to one but i'd have to look at
your original because i wrote that so i wrote down two yellow one green
deception rank one to two and it was tossed me 10 it cost me 10 background okay well that so that would be right so
if you wanted to go from two to three so um unfortunately we have not been rolling that way
i did not have it right in foundry so if you want to go two to three it'll cost you 15
and you'll be rolling with three yellows instead yeah i'll do that okay so that's minus 15
so rank three and that would be rank three yep
then three yellows sorry about that three juicy yellows no i i didn't remember either and quite
frankly like i said it's from the very first night so i'm not terribly surprised but i did remember i
did like remember like i think i upgraded deception once because i remember having this conversation
yeah it feels like we have a lot of conversations yeah we talk too much it's entirely talking i guess
what about you uh sorry sorry
i think i want to do lethal blows you don't have lethal blows uh there you can get multiple okay
so it would add 10 well 20 total to uh critical uh you'll have to remember that because i will
probably not remember that when we're doing critical roles no right yeah because like last week i had
two of them i should have not that it mattered they died but yeah they were punk ass bitches
punk ass bitches thought their head was too good to be vaporized
although his mustache was too good to be vaporized
scrangin that is true it's in my pocket scrangin scrangin
yeah you better bring that mustache out for something later on it better be plot worthy
it's my addiction it's my addiction you're addicted to mustaches you can go
because no addiction is mustaches all right so minus it cost 15 i didn't look
yes circus you're at zero and this is what is it lethal blows
yeah level two i rained blows as i rain blows upon him i thought to myself there's got to be a better way
that's uh frank costanza he's sure are lethal what isn't that frank costanza
yeah this lady at work is all pissed off about something about what uh she has to do saliva
testing for cova and she just keeps saying that there's got to be a better way i was like first of
us for the rest of us i think in china they do anal swabs so you can tell her it gets a worse way
what's so bad about getting your mouth swabbed uh it's one she's on she's anti-vax so if she just
got vaccinated she'd be able to get out of it all entirely like i did um but two she just she she's
having they like they're having issues like getting her back her results unless they're negative if
they're you know and she needs she's like and she's a she's a caregiver outside of work and so she wants
these results to prove to her work there that she doesn't have covet it's just stupid because like
you can get the test for free at walgreens or something you know yeah
in and roll in
all right back to the lobby
making copies last week the crew made a daring escape with the help of a definitely non-sentient
copy droid now they find themselves outside selcom tower with the information they sought
an invoice for a parcel shipment of weapons delivered to color yeah
tiger i think the you're playing the song at the same time that you're talking
and i can't really hear one over the other okay i'll just stop it then because the lobby
plays softly in the background the song i think i can't i can't hear anything
i don't know where you are are you in my world brother are you in my world
yeah i couldn't hear anything other than that yeah for some reason it took you a long time to
to slip over to the the video but anyway i've got you back now all right here i go again
making copies last week the crew made a daring escape with the help of a definitely non-sentient
copy droid now they find themselves outside zelcom tower with the information they sought
an invoice for a parcel shipment of weapons delivered to a clarium processing plant in sector 943 care of
none other than kato leechos a shipment scheduled to arrive later this evening at the abandoned section of the factory but their mission to retrieve this information was a little bit less quiet than they had hoped
let's hope that fern hides those bodies
so that little escapade did get you more obligation um
you do have obligation to varanus now uh because he asked you to do it quietly and you did not
a bit of obligation to corum sandia the guy that you robbed um you broke into his office and stole his
information uh just just because it was a little bit less uh how do you say discreet um he knows about it
but they don't know that i did
um they know that rx did it
that's still not me
i wasn't
i wasn't there
i swear okay
uh so no rx did it
because rx was had his dingle dongle in the security system
oh my god
i gave him a donald in
what is that you sang that same song last week
i just made it up oh okay so that's the jingle
i'm just that creative you know make it up on the spot
yeah he can do other things tiger he's also a musician
yeah there's a lot of you guys don't know about rx
he he makes jingles in his spare time
i have many lives all right uh i sent you the uh destiny pool to roll
what light
two lights not bad i already rolled
yeah i saw four light and two dark um i don't know if you guys saw it but i did roll varannis on
the obligation roll this week so
see how that goes
and he's the one that told us to be quiet
and yes let's see
show players varannis he likes to play sabacc at the spider
all right so we will start he's gonna he might be drawing a little bit of their ire
perhaps a bit of his ire yes has been drawn i would say
make it up to him
this was not what it was supposed to be
okay um you guys are outside zelcom tower right now
where's our ship or getaway or or i don't know how you guys got there do you remember
probably a taxi
we like we just
we just opened our eyes that we were there
now i swear i have a speeder i don't think you have a speeder i think you
i think you guys took well i'm sorry i think you do have a speeder i think
uh you came on a speeder by yourself mac and rx and sarn came a yeah one of choppers um speeders that has a sidecar
oh yeah that does sound kind of right yeah
all right let's get back to us let's get back to the speeders guys
okay let's go all right i thought i'll follow you where are they
we hid them in the alley don't you remember
no
where's i'm i'm going through withdrawal right now
you you just i know you ripped that guy's mustache clear off and just said you needed it
i had to have it i've never seen anyone go so crazy over facial hair like that before especially not their own
oh god who's that did you guys hear that yes hello we are here uh it's not a live feed but you do see
rx said you got a um a voice message why can't i ever hear i i click to play it
uh it's from it's from varanus uh he's not very happy um and he says this is that that robot i
i heard about your little escapade yeah i let you in there because i thought you know maybe you could
help me out a little bit but getting caught by corum sandia the ceo of zelcom industries
is not a good look for me
noted message
dude what did you say
i said noted but then i realized i was talking to a message
so then i said noted message
and then i delete the message wow do you think that message was for us guys
no he just said robot so that could have been a lot of things he might have been sent to other
people i mean i'm not a robot you're not a robot son i mean and it's in rx in rx you're you're such a
general soul
i call you i prefer i prefer synthetic human that is that is pretty good
all right well we should do something about that right you should do something about anything right
now yeah let's get in the let's get in the get get in the cars and go
i'm running around with my circles well i'm running around the circles here let's go
fine all right well jump in i start car no no i run and jump on my bike
so i jump on the side car all right oh you want me to drive yeah okay
and if we run into trouble i can be free to shoot
ah that's a good idea okay
i'll ride we'll have a little we'll have a little posse going down
going on the street street here all right well i go ahead and uh jump on the driver's seat of the
other speeder wait where are we going home the choppers i guess
um and as you jump into the car uh around from the side of the building does come out some
zelcom guards and oh sorry where are you going and they start chasing you uh they're they're
gaining on you uh they are on speeder bikes uh two so there's a speeder bike two speeder bikes one
for each of the the guards
and they start they start they start blasting
oh my god oh sweet jesus get my finger i i rip a i rip an awesome wheelie as i get out of there
a wheelie okay uh i think you should roll roll a check for that um yeah shuttle planetary
planetary piloting yeah how badass was the uh how badass was the wheelie i mean okay
i mean i guess that's what you're rolling just average difficulty how
how badass was the wheelie oh it was pretty badass it was just uh it was high up in the air you know
and uh i really i looked legendary and uh i i took off a lot faster um i'm barely holding on for
dear life though it looks cool but i am terrified and i don't really know what i'm doing but hey luck's on
my side as it turns out this was only average difficulty to do this
okay um
siren and uh our axe
the hell is this go straight at the guards you're going straight at them yeah i opened fire start blasting
bud all right uh wallace i literally i literally aim for one of them and i just go straight at him i'm not
even going at them i'm literally trying to crash into him okay so they'll get they'll get one turn
well i guess we'll roll for initiative yeah
all right
i'm too tired we need to end this quickly i don't know that they did start it
okay uh they started firing at us okay so cool i guess for the pc or the npc yeah but you broke into the
building
yeah so i mean they can't just i mean it's their job to not let that happen
okay so pc slot first well it already happened
go ahead you can start shooting all right i start blasting what range are we at uh you're at medium
right now okay and then i would say you move another two bands and the next next turn can i shoot too
uh i shoot can i hold one-handed with the controls one-handed while shooting i i could take a step back
yeah that makes sense
oh yeah i think you might have to make a piloting check too
okay but i'll let you have the shot first
uh uh did you roll mac i mean siren no uh i'm gonna do quick quick strike two okay
and then uh so 11 damage and a crit
okay i'm gonna roll crit on this this guy
add 20 add 20
secrets secrets
secrets
okay roll
all right all right plus 20 is uh he's off balance
no but you did you did 12 damage being off balance on a speeder bike seems really bad
no oh yeah yeah you're right so you you shoot him uh the shot doesn't kill him but he becomes
off balance and the the speeder bike just flips like a like a roll and then uh yeah he explodes
uh and then yeah the other guy is panicking uh as you charge towards him
yeah uh but he makes the shot anyway
that's fine uh but his it will be a setback because he's driving
uh fail
right all right you got this
okay
uh
well i used to have a weapon slot and now i don't
oh that's right because you gave you gave your weapon to
scratch no i think i don't know no no you get it back i just but i took it away from you for that one
turn uh but it was i but i i guess i forgot to give it back to you
you wanted him to shoot mac i wanted there to be a fair duel i didn't want him to just shoot mac
all right you didn't want him to not shoot mac though i wanted mac to win
i don't know i'm not sure about that actually
you guys aren't me
that is true
all right so blaster rifle i think you should have it now
yeah i see it i see it on your your sheet
god damn it
i'm not trying i'm trying to move my screen i swear to god i'm just trying to move my screen around and i can't do it
there we go
rocks
what's that i gave you your rifle are you gonna shoot oh yeah well i i was waiting oh
let's see setback
hey all right so that's 11 damage 11 damage yeah um you do 11 damage uh shooting at him uh and uh
he's dead yeah so
zelcom does not equip their guards very well it turns out
all right i hoist my i hoist my gun over my head and let lucia droid battle cry
and do droids and battle cries roger roger
tactical droids do i guess
okay i go through your pockets no you're on you're in a sidecar
oh come on that's just as much a thing as he says every single time as you say you perceive nothing
you
you know
in fact the sheets the shirts should actually say i go through their pockets and then below that you
perceive nothing
or front and back or something
okay
so you just you just blew up both of those driving right at them you've gained quite a bit of space
between you and and mac who just took off in the opposite direction i'm not even sure he knew where he was going
uh but he got the hell out of there
and now it's just mac or not mac it's just sarn and rx uh
current i'm assuming you guys are making a big wide turn back towards um away from zelcom tower
yes go away and then we should
uh so we uh go to zoom in the direction that mac did his uh gene wheelie thing
i don't know about that i just i don't try to do the same maneuver i just turn around and go in that
direction all right fine listening that's towards that's towards chopper
mac where are you going um i mean you're still within eyesight so you can see him
oh
there
i'm back i'm over here
uh going to choppers that's where i thought why no no no let's go to sector 943
all right wait no you guys you guys are talking through through the comms
yeah i think we should go to sector 943 for the delivery
of weapons okay to kato lichos
okay you guys you guys could at least humor me
throw on a roger roger every once in a while you want a joke let me live in the golden days
golden days you guys were destroyed by the thousands
by clones we were droids
yeah yeah right by clones
yes yes i don't like a robot uprising wasn't supposed to go that way bud
well it wasn't a robot uprising you see
oh i know but i'm just saying it was all a fake war
orchestrated by the now emperor of the galaxy and we were really just a patsy
in order to bring about the fall of the republic
next you'll be telling me that anakin skywalker didn't die
uh i don't have any data on anakin skywalker
so unknown big hero no i know who he is but i don't like know anything more than you know
well yeah i mean we'll just make the conversation over the comms
just casual conversation as you just
all right we just like oh okay
you stroll out of a failed heist uh just having
murdered in cold blood no less than five guards of a black market
janitor and and a janitor but at least you got a mustache
okay so you guys are going towards uh sector 943
yes okay yes yes
okay okay that is great all right
all right so you guys you guys go to this um where you found in the information it's called uh
it's a nova core factory it's in sector 943 uh it's a old factory that's still it's still in operation
uh making just like heavy industry type things uh but it's all run down at one time this was like
it was like a manufacturing powerhouse it's kind of like detroit except like dingier and more star wars
oh space detroit goodness
space detroit space detroit space detroit yeah
space detroit yeah that was one of your weaker attempts
okay that's saying a lot actually so you you pull you guys are pulling up to
you guys see nine sector 943 and as you pull up you see this gigantic factory
is there a visible door um there are doors and you can also see a landing pad
oh let's see i don't know actually i don't know where the doors are
how was the shipment of what can i like search my database because i downloaded all this information
how was the shipment of uh downloaded it from where
the computer it's dingle dong
it's elcom tower dingle dong
um oh that that okay where was the shipment like how was the shipment arriving
that in there it was arriving to an old let me make sure i believe it's an old
calerium processing plant this evening at the abandoned section of the and an abandoned section of the factory
so it doesn't really say if it's arriving by air or by ground or whatnot
no it's just it's just no it's it's an invoice that says it's arriving and it has a
it does list the section of the factory um and it's noted as being abandoned okay is there like
is that labeled and we can just know where it is once we see the factory or is
there a section of the factory that just kind of looks abandoned or
is it just all i'm sure it's obvious there there's a map but you can't the map shows the
inside of the factory you can't see the inside of the factory so um you can we supposed to hit
what see anything i was gonna say are we supposed to have a picture up by uh right now
no i think he's hiding it from us intentionally yeah so you should you should be able to see i
have a picture that representing the inside of the factory which you can't really see right now but
it's really just like a it's like a mood picture not an actual what it is the the website said
something about how i didn't have a token or something like that for the picture so i just
want to make sure it wasn't like oh you can't see it wrong with me no i just see three three dots
that signifying you andy and ryan and then it's a black screen oh that's weird can anybody else see it
i have the same problem oh i figured you were suppressing the image i am but i i do have a
background image for for this maybe the image that's being suppressed is in front of the background
image but then also suppressed so it's not translucent you just can't like does that make sense it shouldn't
be but i mean obviously it's not working so
yes you do not own any token with vision in this scene oh that's why thank you that's helpful
i'll just turn off vision token vision that should just be the default because i don't use the token
vision yeah all right there it is i don't know why it gets so excited i mean uh if you ever managed to
get inside the factory it might look a little like this wow it's just everything i gotta imagine
does this help at all okay so uh yeah i guess you could maybe look you could like drive around the the
building maybe and see yeah all right so i guess how about this we go around and i tell sarn sarn um
i'll do a quick flyby see if you see any entrances uh like note note the entrances that are not
don't look like they've been in use all right and we fly around
okay whoosh whoosh um
a roll of perception check then hey our favorite check yeah um all my roll uh stuff is gone
your roll stuff is gone oh you're not in here
what do you mean i'm not in here no your character's not in here i don't see him
oh yeah there's no characters in here yeah that's the problem
yeah because we're not in there yet
well that's not why you're not in there
there i am and some devil there are two of me that's too many mac
oh why is rx's picture mac because he loves me
an image is
rx
78
rockin
rockin and rollin
there he is
i'm just
we are rolling
now
what's up all right
i perceive nothing
i don't see anything all right
i don't even see any doors
so no no you see you see some doors but you can't really tell the difference between
something that's abandoned and what's not abandoned because it's just a factory and
it all looks the same to you
but you you do see there are
let's see
what is that
there's a section in the back and there's a section in the front uh the section in the front has a
like i said the landing pad with the door on it and in the back there's
some stuff just like factory stuff you know materials
let's land at the back
okay
roger roger
mac you land on the front
we're going to the back
all right that's his feet are powering down
we just landed
oh and what's mac doing
i'm landing in the front
you're landing in the front
that's what that's what sarn told me to do
it's not so
the rx and
rx and sarn going
are landing in the back and mac lands in the front at that the landing pad
yeah
i jump out and start going through the containers
uh as you enter the darkened mineral processing area area old conveyor belts centrifuges and
compactors lie forgotten under a thick layer of dust
smashed crates an ancient inoperable speeder and other forgotten remnants litter the floor
leading out from the cavernous area are a few ladders for climbing massive exhaust pipes on one side
and a staircase to an abandoned office on the other the dim light glows from the room at the top of the stairs
should we go
up the top of the stairs
yelp
try to a rx on the side here try to make sure mac doesn't see that speeder
okay because he'll he'll go crazy over hey mac do not look this way please there is nothing to see over here
that's cool just let me know if you see a speeder
nope nope there's certainly not a speeder over here behind me nope no speeders this
you should just keep walking and following sarn
that's fine but if you see one it's mine
roger roger
you guys you guys are in different spots
yeah okay all right
and i am shouting all right so uh
all right mac you landed by on the landing pad um with the door
there's another door there the barely lit landing pad on the southern corner of the complex is
perpetually covered in waves of steam emanating from nearby exhaust ports
small tracks of lights in the center are the only markers to assist in navigating through the hazards
a number of crates boxes and other neglected shipments sit on the outskirts of the landing pad
still waiting for attention from the factory workers
all right so i stealthily moved through the mist there's two paths leading off of the pad
well
well i take the one less traveled
and that has made all the difference all right
which one is that um
um
the path is
uh
leading towards what appear to be storage tanks
all right so i make my way towards those storage can't storage tanks but i'm being very stealthy
i run a stealth check
uh
yeah that sounds good
let me see what they should be
okay uh just average
okay
okay you are stealthy
so i am moving through the mist like i am invisible
okay
all right uh back to
sarn and rx
okay rx before we go to this office
what
what are our plans for this guy
well aren't we just looking for a shipment of weapons
no we're looking for the person
kato kato
kato
oh and he's gonna be here receiving the ship
yeah
so
um
is our goal to kill him or bring
subdue him and bring him into
the black sun
well not the blacks well wait
no i think not the black sun it's the other ones we want to bring him to right the other family he betrayed like his first betrayal
oh
i can't remember
yeah
um
i forget that what their name is
there's another crab family
the pikes
pikes
pikes yeah okay they won him first and that was the original job we were hired for
um
was to bring him to the pikes
yes
um
so
i i sent you i sent you a copy of the the quest notes i don't know did you guys get it
yeah
oh
this guy's probably gonna be tough
seems like they probably want us to kill him
it says once the bounty hunter success
is
that sounds kind of like kill they want vengeance
i mean i don't know what i mean like
they might be happy if we brought him in because they could like kill him themselves
i don't know or make it a make an example out of him
so i mean we could try to
okay
but
no no no
we can try to play it by ear
if we think there's an
if there's an opportunity to take him in alive we should take it
otherwise let's just kill him and bring his head in
all right because it also says the pike family wants you to bring him down for his betrayal
yeah i mean dispatch bring him down
this is very in my mind this is not
not his language doesn't really uh
involve a lot of guesswork we've been hired to kill him
okay
all right so should we go to the office then
yeah i think that's a reasonable a reasonable uh assumption he might be there
all right
i stealthily sneak up to the office
okay um
it's an it's
while he's doing that i'm just like looking around like there's nobody here
it's it's an average stealth check
but i get
a boost though i think because of your
i have yeah
while you're stealthily stealthily going to the stairs i just walk to the stairs
unstealthily
it's called stalker
stalker and what does it do
it adds a boost guy okay
so you said it was average or yeah
i am now at the base of the stairs i'm starting to go up the stairs
well good because i didn't
okay uh
so uh
let's say that
something on you is is a little bit noisier than you expect it to be what would that what would that be
that goddamn mustache
the mustache is squeaking
no that doesn't make any sense
it's rustling
i appreciate the effort that doesn't make sense to me
um
my robot toe my robo toe
oh yeah your robot which is still
it's squeaky okay yeah as
it's starting to become unlocked
uh because remember it had gotten locked in place because you you kicked a cab
uh glove box and it zapped your your your toe
so now that it's starting to come loose um it's squeaking very loudly
oh all right fix your toe
fix my toe oh you mean my toe that's on your body
yes um yeah i mean right now
uh do you want to be caught
i'm fine can i attempt to uh
make it not so squeaky yeah it's uh it's an easy mechanics check
it is your toe you should know it like the back of your hand
back of your toe
okay so i pull out my can of wd-40 base wd-40 and uh i spray the toe out that should do it
how does it feel sarn
feels like i never lost it at all
that doesn't check out
all right all right well i guess we continue up the stairs then
okay until we get up you get up to the door um
one of you roll a hard perception check
i think your perception is better right
mine yeah it's a green and a yellow
yeah i think that's better than mine
okay oh i have that too
uh what's the difficulty
uh it's a heart
nope okay
um as as you walk by you you feel your foot
trip a little bit um and you set off a booby trap causing five damage
uh we eat and we're still hurt from our last thing we don't heal
right
oh okay
all right
so are you are you changing wait
yeah so wait is that five damage yes
is that okay i'm pretty much dead no no no uh don't forget your soak
oh
i forgot
it's an explosion that goes off your soak is four
oh okay so it was what was it at what was your one at before
it was at five okay so it's six and sarn
i try to perceive another booby trap
wait does that explosion not hit sarn no it did
oh
my soak is five though okay um so i guess
you didn't do damage but or it didn't it didn't have on your wound threshold but you were
exploded both of you you so rx actually trips over it it explodes you guys are thrown back
onto your asses
oh my ass
oh my robo ass
uh but it explodes the stairs and you fall off of the off of that level onto the ground
oh boy
all right well
well if we
if we weren't sure he was here before we certainly are now
there's got to be another way up there let us maybe look around there are lots of gantries and
different walkways let's grab one of those ladders oh convenient
okay uh back to mac
uh i'm still sneaking you're still sneaking you're in the steam
and you've gotten into the door was open some um because there's stuff moving in and out from
or is expected moving and out from the helipad but there's not or the the landing pad but there's
nothing moving right this minute um
so you're walking through into into the building did we lose you siren no you're still there okay
i was just frozen and it opens directly into um offices
uh the austere offices of nova core are run by a skeleton crew as you enter the building you see an
elevated walkway that overlooks the main floor filled with shambling worker droids
that monitor various screens and equipment for the factory large banks of security screens show most the
main refining of the main refining plant and the process is taking place inside across the building
from your vantage point a small office sits above the act all the activity overseeing it all behind
the large windows three mustafarians run the operation
so i'm gonna make my own there's one right there uh it says minor they're not minors
oh you said rastafarians i was like what no that's that's too racist even for star wars
i mean i don't know the name itself was all right so i'm making my way to the office
okay you're you're going through through the office
um my head's down i'm dodging in between desks like batman kind of just running you you do hear some
beeping and you look to your lap and you see a droid is looking right at you
oh hello
uh he beeps and then whizzes away uh it's it does say police story but it's not a police story it's just a
droid okay well then i'm running
start running again as soon as he runs away i just gotta like and i run okay and as you run you run
around a corner and then right into the chest of a big must mustafarian musta mustacholi faria
oh hello hello uh well he's talking to you in uh some strange language
can i not understand them uh i don't know do you speak mustafarian
uh a smattering okay you know you know a light side point you know you know some
should i flip it tiger is that yeah you can flip it uh but you're not going to have
perfect knowledge of mustafarian but from some former smuggling jobs you do know enough um to know
um that he he's saying something about you being somewhere you're not supposed to be
i'm the safety inspector uh that's that's a charm check
oh yes it is uh
did i say charm already yeah okay charm check
just regular yes average
damn it okay
uh he summons a group of four security droids to escort you out
i'm telling you i'm the safety inspector here and this place is not up to code you got a
fiery pits open everywhere there's small that you can't see through how are we supposed to
while the common man supposed to work like this the common droid this place is outrageous
uh the massafarian walks away uh and you are surrounded by four security droids
oh this is oh i'm in a tight spot
all right i'm gonna flip another light side point okay at that point in time
that's when the explosion happens
and all the security droids are are
brought away to check out the explosion i like that
i told you this place was insane
so there's a gigantic explosion
or not gigantic but there's a there's a big explosion that they can hear it's big enough to
say do five damage to both a droid and a uh twilight and the police droids are alerted through some
system of beeps and uh go to investigate you are left by yourself the mustafarian had walked away
um and now he's frantically trying to go back to the control room to figure out what's going on
all right i slip away like a like a night in the wind like a night in the wind
yeah it just slips away from you sometimes you ever notice that
okay i have no idea what that means you don't it it's the matter it's it's a metaphor all right
i wouldn't expect you to know isn't it a simile okay as you walk as you guys bicker through your
your comms uh you you continue to walk back into uh the night and you see the dominant structure of the
complex the calerium processing plant is a massive facility sprawling across nearly half a kilometer of
land repulsor lift sleds come and go from large hangar doors as crates have processed or move
out of the facility and empty crates return to be refilled inside rivers of molten calerium run
through artificial canyons as gigantic crucibles dip down to extract the material for the next stage of
processing catwalks crisscross the entire the entire building many fill with droids tirelessly checking
gauges readouts and screens intense heat permeates the area making it obvious why only droids are assigned to
this grueling work uh roll a resilience check uh average yeah that's you yeah you okay
okay
rocking rolling okay thanks to your resilience you will not encounter any strain for being in such a hectic
and hot place that's because i could take a lot of strain all right back to rx and sarn who have just
fallen on their asses and they're scrambling um for the ladder uh four security droids show up
oh all right i'll put you over here
take this one through
should have just let him have mac
that probably uh and they're in in two groups of two all right all right work your magic
hello i'm gonna i'm gonna keep trying to move this ladder thank you for coming to assist us
will you please help us repair this stairway with this ladder this is going to take some kind of social
check um uh droid on droid so can it be computers
um sure either that or like a leadership
is leadership a thing yeah it is yeah i don't know what your leadership is
yours is actually probably not bad as a colonist it's awful really um yeah it's too green
oh it's like computers it's four great okay but it's gonna be it's gonna be a hard computers check
though but
hey hey
um they respond to you what did you say you need help with that i asked i mean i thank them for coming
to our assistance and asked them for help repairing the gantry way so that we could go up
um they successful you you are successful in telling them not to attack you but that's useful
it is they are not in the union that fixes gantry ways so they're not allowed to touch the gantry way
uh yes your union prohibits you from assisting us further well can you direct me in can you point me in the
direction of a droid that i could seek assistance from in the correct union i do respect these boundaries
uh
yes they do they i'm i'm i'm i'm i well i mean obviously you can put however you want i'm really
just trying to end the conversation in a normal way it doesn't actually have to so they say that they
might know someone that they can get in another section of the factory they're gonna have to go
go they're gonna go look okay and all four of them in unison leave yeah all right didn't have to kill any droids
as is the best droids forever droid lives matter they don't feel pain so it's all right
in a sense we do we have we have damage readouts and pain is just a way that you assess your own damage
whoa
who's who's mac listening
oh dang it i left this come on out here how sloppy of me um okay i can we get the ladder up to the office
door yeah i mean yeah cool okay all right
so let's start climbing the ladder yeah you can go first i'll follow you
you don't want to you don't want to hit another booby trap yeah hopefully you don't hit any booby traps
okay um so you get back on on the ladder and you get you know basically up to the door uh the door is locked
bummer and we try to pick it if you were to pick it
um it would be in skullduggery check of average difficulty
um
um i think your skullduggery is probably better than mine it's only two are you guys both on the same ladder
well i'm like right behind them ladders
it's one of those double wide ladders adorable
uh school just go to me i would have thought it was higher okay
um
i guess we'll just have to blast our way in also guys i have to go run to the restroom uh
i'll be back in a sec all right we'll talk about you while you're gone
what a jerk
got him
now what's gonna happen here
this time next week we'll we'll have gone to galaxy's edge trigger
oh yeah by this time yeah yeah probably probably kissed by them too
i don't know about that i mean i know it is the star wars the star wars way to kiss your sibling but
which one's which one's leia
i'll figure that out at the moment if i can find a costume
yeah the condom
gotta respect the condom
oh the full respect for the condom
are you guys driving or flying down there
why
are you guys staying there or uh
no we're gonna fly back at the night at night i think he's talking about disney
yeah no uh we're staying in kiss me
uh what kiss me it's like a town over yeah it's a town oh wow oh wow oh my god
but it's only like four miles away from the parks so
so we could ride our bikes
no we rented a car oh that's right i knew that i was testing you
oh yeah right we're gonna get like a chevy spark or something
or something or similar or similar
i guess you guys are inside now so i can show you the map
just hope it's not a bug
that'd be pretty cool
all right
a bug disagree
hey hey get out of here
oh i'm on that side you're in the back yeah
i should be in the shadows maybe i should turn this thing it'd be better if this map was turned
not that
do you hear metallica just announced uh they did did like a impromptu show tonight at the metro
it's not the chicago metro yeah
it's not in chicago
yeah it is
uh that's not what i was reading it was like san francisco or new york or something
no
the chicago the um
um it's chicago because they were giving away wristbands on the radio
really
if you were caller 100 or something yeah
oh
it was like random it was a surprise show they announced it today for tonight
oh
it was weird because the posting i saw said at at metro i was like nobody calls it that and then i
thought it said new york or something
real chicago metro that's wild
so uh
that does not look right yeah this is not right at all
that looks terrible
right
it doesn't look half bad
it doesn't look half good either
all right i guess i'll just you just put it sideways like this and keep it the same size
all right
oh he's pissed oh i'm so
fucking gassy
so gassy
all right and mac is back here
mackin
rollin
mack daddy
down on the street i'm rollin
you must have had to poop
ew
oily
what
because he's a robot
oh
i thought it was because of something he ate
s girl
he eats too much cheese
that does the opposite
what
cheese
what does it do
back you up
yeah
maybe that's what's going on
maybe
but i don't think it produces oily
uh
poop
man your poop would just shoot out
be so lubricated
just shoot out
father
this is gonna make for great listening when i'm doing the notes later
foomp
oh yeah star wars vision starts up soon doesn't it i don't know does it
i thought it was october
it says now it starts streaming september 22nd
that's tomorrow
no it's wednesday
oh that's what i meant
oh boy
i was just testing
i wonder if that's gonna be
is i wonder if that's just gonna be episode by episode then
you mean week by week
probably
like the bad batch is the bad batch still on
uh the season has ended
something cool happened
i think so i don't remember what it was but
you know i realized i've been watching a lot of adventure time it's basically an rpg episode
every week
adventure time
how many seasons are you in
i'm in the fourth season now i think
how many are there
six or seven
does it have an ending
yeah
of what
plot wars
no adventure time
oh yeah dude that's the best i can't wait for uh
to try to build enough i'm gonna watch the whole thing with him again
so he likes it on hbo on hbo max there's one that like
takes place after adventure time or like hour-long episodes
wait what
yeah i can't remember what it's called
to adventure time
yeah i mean it's like i said there's only like two episodes and they're like on hour-long each
um
huh
hbo max have ordered adventure time fiona and cake as a new animated series the
sequel
that's something else
i did like that episode
i do like
it's called
distant lands
yeah
i see
oh there's four of them now
sweet i gotta watch the fourth one about peppermint
but
all right
uh
what what were you guys up to oh yeah you failed to get into the door
yeah we should probably just you know
kick it in
you can't kick it in because you don't have anything to stand on you're on the ladder
you're not i mean it's gonna take an incredible amount of coordination to not
remember that one time i kicked i tried to punt a football on ice
yeah
i have a feeling it's gonna look like that
did you fall
oh yeah it was a really really really bad idea in retrospect
did you hurt yourself
yes
that's not funny
oh i mean
i'm just remembering it now
yeah it was so stupid
you charlie browned
i did
by yourself
well okay thanks all right
what are you gonna do
you're making god angry
should we just shoot the door
all right
all right yeah
yeah let's do that
all right yeah i thought we said blast it let's just blast it
okay blast it
uh you shoot the door
um
blasting the lock out of the door and the door slowly opens
all right now i can kick it in
well yeah you you can jump in and then yeah you jump up on the ledge and you can kick it open
yeah
i kick it open
what the hell
hold on
okay
you walk inside
and um
you see the inside of his office
oh the old foreman's office serves as
cato's home while he's on coruscant
a simple bed sits against the north wall
and eight crates are stacked along the west wall
these crates resemble those housed in the zelcom tower
which were remnants of the bounty hunter's last weapons shipment
um all right can i open a box
sure there are great yeah i want to open a crate
i open a crate
just start rummaging through his stuff
uh they are they're like remember those those other ones that you tried opening when you're on
where was it tattooing on ma shoot it it has a little computer thing on there so it's a computer's check to open it
all right
can't just blast it open
uh not weapons
i attempt to uh heal myself at all if we have down time
i don't think you have down time right now
oh this is not down time
okay
i succeed in opening it
okay you succeed in opening it and you open it up and it's um like weapons grade munitions they're like
shells for cannon lasers
oh these are shells these are shells for cannon lasers
can i take one i want to take one uh if you take one you're going to be over encumbered
uh because they're pretty big
damn okay but you can take one
no because i'll move slowly you will move slowly
if skyrim has taught me anything that's very annoying yeah that and the wheels of cheese
god
fucking those monster those dragon bones and skyrim
hey stay on stay on the toe on the task at hand uh but you don't see you you see uh that his
simple lodgings are kept in disarray
uh does he have like a desk
or a computer in there oh wait hold on a second
you um
you find in the crates along with the uh big laser shells um there are three blaster rifles
and two frag grenades
oh i take the two frag grenades
okay uh
i put them in my pocket
all right oh can you already got a blast can you mark that on
or i guess i'll probably have to mark it
i can put it in my inventory
okay other items
uh it would be weapons
so what was it a frag two frag grenades
yeah
um in that readout and there are there are there are four stun grenades
oh okay i'll take and a mini thermal detonator that's the one that's defective
i concur
maybe
all right so you're taking the stun grenades you're gonna take it
yeah
oh not the blasters because i already have a rifle so
so you're taking all the stun grenades
yeah can i switch out my rifle though
like for a new one uh sure
all right so i replace my old dusty one in the box i take one of the new ones out
okay uh do you want to say anything about the the new rifle you just got
um it looks expertly made and it is green just like i am
so it fits me very well okay
anything right now is there a computer
is there a computer
yeah rx do you want a rifle
is it better than the one i already have
they're the same
uh
um can i carry two
uh i don't think so
he does have a third arm you still have your third arm no it got blowed off
uh okay then uh no no thank you
yeah you could care if you carry another blaster rifle you would have
you would be over encumbrance
uh sarn you are over encumbrance you are two over
really yeah
how stun grenades are one
frag grenades are one your blaster rifle is four and your threshold is eight
so if you click if you click on your character sheet it should open up your character sheet
and there should be like a little briefcase on the side
gear and equipment it should show you your threshold and your encumbrance
oh
okay
the comlink does not have it
i have two com links
somehow you got two com links i think you you might
no you didn't because sarn not sarn rx stole the other com link
the one from um what the hell was that guy's name thweek
oh boy
that guy yeah
all right i guess i'll just
you got you just threw into a dumpster
all right i'll lean outside the door and throw a stun grenade into the
ore being refined
okay so you're not carrying it around
yeah i'm gonna lose one yeah
okay uh you throw it out there
um and the stun grenade goes off
uh mac happened to be looking right at it i'm gonna i'm gonna roll a dark side point
he happened to be looking in that direction when you threw that stun grenade and it went off and
mac is blinded
okay i'm gonna throw another one
okay
just so i can move around all right
uh you also blind the mustafarians
us you also hear you also hear a yell just like a primal scream
my databases did not recognize that sound
eyes what the hell was that i can't see
i was hiding in the shadows and everything got bright
i think you are now finally
casplaying someone named pan solo
um okay so should we go or is there a computer in there there's no computer in there
okay
uh
let's just go kill him
well we don't even know if he's here
oh we can just kill the dudes guarding that tower
that control center
no we can kill him
then we could kill two of them and try to
imprison a third and question them and see if the dude
i'm fine with that
wait what
we're gonna attack the mustafarians
you're gonna run
while they're blinded
you're gonna run after the mustafarians
no we're actually
maybe that's a bad idea there's a lot of security droids here
we probably the entire place would probably come down on us
like a massive hammer
so in the interest of in the interest of self-preservation may mayhaps we should not
no he's speaking like a droid
i'd say start to sound like uh mac so uh mac what are you doing
oh i'm i'm curled up in a fetal position hopefully hot hidden um because my eyes are blinding
um i'm trying i i'm trying to make my way through here but i mean it's i'm pretty blinded
am i like permanent how bad am i blinded i mean like
uh what is i don't uh i have to look at let me see the item
am i why don't we just blinded or am i just sorry no you're it's a it's a stun
so i'm gonna need to that office at the far end
i think so okay why don't we just like can you just blind all of the monster parties let's just walk over there
all right no cartwheels
okay so then thanks for reminding me i start walking towards the far office okay as you start
walking uh you see this gigantic um nickto um he stands up and he says ha so you're proud of
yourselves for tracking me down so you can put an end to my traitorous ways don't kid yourselves
you'd have done the same had black sun paid better than the pikes now let's see how long it takes
him takes me to add you to my kill list and i'll wait sorry we found him i think
yeah but who are you wait wait angry angry person who are you
i you you tracked me down you don't even know who you're tracking down
wait all right we you don't assume that this is all about you we are everything's about me oh
and what's your name what what's your name hold on i'm trying i'm trying to find his token on here
i know it's on here somewhere
i am kato lichos
oh yep it is who we were looking for i've never heard of you before that's not true
no no don't yeah don't like we got hired to find this guy by the pikes i don't think it was this guy
though really kato are there two katos on this planet there's only one kato
yeah but i don't think this is the right guy this guy doesn't look like he can do anything i can do
everything i don't know he does look like a fairly small specimen i'm not small hey you're small
species i may be yeah he's probably got like really tiny genitalia too i've got so many genitalia you have no idea
well i mean excuse me sir we're talking quantity has no growing up talking over here
quantity has no bearing on size we all know that um who cares how many penises you have
they're i have a hundred
okay not a hundred but i do have more than one
i have between i have between two and seven
genitalia this range this range is changing quite rapidly this data is hard to parse
you don't even know how many penises you have
it it depends how can i be sure how can i be sure you are who you're saying you are
well whether or not how many penises how about this sir whether or not he is who we're looking
for we can decide that later he is annoying and he is yelling at us and waving all of his dicks in our
face so i think we should just kill him i go over to him in the dick
which one
i go over to him and i take out a frag grenade and i put it inside of his armor
uh that's not something you can do uh but i'm gonna end it there you can't just like walk up to
him and put something like shove a grenade into his armor without they should have known
darth vader in the very first why not that's a good idea why didn't they do that
actually the the old republic video games have a lot of really good cut scenes and they actually
often reference that clone troopers would use grenades to combat or not clone troopers because
this is pre-clone troopers but just for uh jedi like this is like the jedi army they the the humans
just the human soldiers would often all carry grenades specifically to combat sith uh warriors because
it's very hard as a force user to like fight a grenade but would you walk up to the sith person
and just shove a grenade basically yeah well no he tried i tried that once in uh fallout and i ended up
killing the entire town of megaton he ran up to him um and and like he was seemed desperate right like he
didn't have a gun and then he went to punch him and the sith the sith guy like caught his hand
effortlessly effortlessly it was just like ha and like you know gloating a little bit not he wasn't
really taking his time but then like the dude like pushed the button because like the grenade was in the
hand that he punched with and then like kind of held it out so that the grenade like
blew up right in the dude's face it like took off his hand too but it also like really
fucked up the sith lord too so he's a suicide bomber they invented suicide bombing well no because he's
fine he's quite alive he's quite alive his hand is hurt
no i don't think his hand was gone it was just hurt
they really do like mangling hands in star wars have you guys never seen this this it's so kind of
disarming oh my god strains all around
wait here wait wait wait wait let me hear i'll share it with you guys let me find it oh that's
why i was trying to talk to him to like make sure he just doesn't shoot me so i could walk up to him
and put a grenade in and his armor i mean it was a good you tried you tried god will not allow it
um here can you guys see this
it's an ad obviously but does it like is there a video playing yeah
actually i think that i think that stun grenade would do too strained a mac
by the way you guys should just watch these they're all good i won't show you all of them though
because there's like 17 minutes worth of them here oh geez um but i want to find and i just got to find
the one that's good well i mean like just so you guys get an idea of how good these are
like oh i've seen these i have seen this but it was set to uh it was set to metal music which was
better oh yeah well there's i don't know the star wars teams are pretty good i don't know i was it
was i think it was drowning pool bodies i was pretty stoked
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