It was, but it was kind of lame in that you had to have reservations.
You can only be in there 45 minutes at a time,
and the drinks were really expensive, and the service wasn't very good.
So as a bar, it wasn't particularly good,
but the decorations were nice, and the drinks were interesting.
And you get to get your arm cut off by Obi-Wan.
Yeah.
What drinks did you guys get?
Because now we've got to add them to the game.
Oh, we were talking about that, too.
We were like, man, we should take a picture of this.
So you guys will finally have an answer for when you're ordering drinks,
and then I don't think we did.
Also, I just want to say, ooh, that is a –
I'm trying to think of a good adjective here.
Here you go.
Dapper?
That is a dapper mustache.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, that's amazing.
It's filling in quite nicely.
Is it a prosthetic?
Yeah.
It's a prosthetic.
I actually took it from the back of my head.
That's the only way I was able to get it going.
You actually took it from another janitor?
No, that looks really good.
You have to trim it, right?
Like, you shaved that, right?
Like, that's not natural.
No, it's amazing.
I spend more time thinking about it than I'd like to talk about.
No, it looks great.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm like jealous.
It looks good.
I can't grow facial hair.
I can't grow the beard like what you guys can do.
I can't do any of that.
When I do it, it comes to the raggling.
Mine gets pretty patchy, too.
It's just dark, so it looks good.
It looks okay.
Tiger, you're pretty clean shaven now.
Yeah, I got rid of the mustache.
It was a little too fruity.
Too fruity?
It was too fruity.
Was it because we tested you look like Freddie Mercury?
It had nothing to do with you.
I did it because I wanted to.
Oh, Andy's back to the beard.
Didn't you shave for like one of our last sessions?
Now you're back to the full beard.
It hasn't been that long since we had a session, has it?
Because I thought the same thing about your beard.
I was like, man, you really grew your beard off.
It literally has been.
I mean, this is just, what, three weeks of not shaving, basically?
Right, but it's noticeable.
Yeah, no, it definitely is.
I wear a mask every day.
It just doesn't matter.
I hardly think about it.
Whenever I take my mask off, I'll have a water bottle in class,
and sometimes I'll take my mask off, take a sip, and then put it back on.
And kids are just like, you have a beard?
I'm just like, shut up.
Here's a detention.
I've only had to write up one kid so far this year.
He got suspended.
That was because he reeked.
He just reeked of weed in the classroom.
I'm just like, dude, don't do that.
Like, time and place, man.
Time and place.
What grade?
He's a senior.
So he should know better.
Yeah, it's like, man, just do that on the weekend or something
where I can't know about it.
Like, I have to report you.
The principal at our – the old principal at the school I work at
called out one of – not my workers, but workers who used to work there.
This was like maybe five years ago before I was there.
But they were in the bathroom, and there was a bunch of smoke coming out of the bathroom.
And he called them into their office because he thought they were smoking cigarettes.
Well, what they were really doing is they had this spraying device that was spraying the wall,
and it caused, like, a mist to come out of the bathroom.
But he was, like, grilling them, like, for smoking, like, cigarettes.
That is a great excuse.
What?
And she bought it?
Well, there was – we had a – it's called a Kyvac machine.
It, like, stores water, and you put – you drag it to the bathroom in the bathroom.
It was one of the most stupidest expenses we've ever made.
Yeah.
But, yeah, it sprayed water, and it causes – it does cause it to be kind of misty
because it's, like, basically just a sprayer.
Well, that sounds like a – sounds like a – I don't know, overzealous principal, I guess.
Now recording.
Or procurement guy, whoever that is.
Procurement guy.
I don't think we have a procurement guy at my high school.
I think that's literally just whoever asks for things to be bought, and then there is money.
That thing gets bought, especially if you work in the English department.
Well, aren't –
Things can happen in the English department?
Things – things – things get – yeah.
I mean, like, if the English department needs something, like, you know –
It's strange.
It's the most useful subject.
Air conditioning when it's hot outside, or, like, janitors to clean their rooms.
Like, literally, if they need anything, they get it.
And, like, if we need something on the third floor math department, they're like,
we don't have any money left at all in the English department.
And so, like, I work in a very – I'm like, guys, I'm totally cool with just cleaning my own room.
You just give me a broom.
And they're like, nope, don't have any.
And I'm just like, ugh.
So, our rooms on the third floor haven't been cleaned in a while, and it's hot as shit.
Total classic.
And it's not even the custodian's fault because there's just, like –
I don't know if this is true for your district or, like, your area, but, like, all the custodians at CPS are quick.
So, like, we – for, like, our entire high school, we have, like, two custodians.
Like, that's it.
So, like, they can't clean the whole building, so, like, they just stick them to the first floor, and I work on the third floor.
Yeah.
It did.
For some reason, it's really bad.
Maybe – I mean, I'm assuming it's CPS's fault.
I think CPS probably just didn't pay their custodians enough.
That's what – our schools finally – they're finally adjusting for minimum wage.
They also just made – we just made a switch over from – because we were having problems trying to keep a hold of part-time custodians that would come in from, like, for three hours in the evening.
We couldn't keep anyone.
Initially, that's how I got into the job.
You need to hire high school kids and college kids, but they cycle out so fast.
It's so – it's high turnover, so we'd never keep a full staff.
So they decided to start upgrading.
Now we have, like, a full crew that's, like, full-time that's there until, like, 10.
I have a crew that works until 10.30 that I'm technically in charge of that they – you know.
Are you evening shift then?
Technically.
I'm midday shift.
I'm the guy who's in charge of the – I'm the guy who's in charge of the night crew.
Oh, okay.
So – but now they're hiring and they're paying a little bit better.
So we're not short-staffed right now, but we have been.
Good for your school then.
Good for you.
That's great.
Yeah, that's definitely something our school – a problem our school is facing.
Right now.
Jeez.
I was just telling Tiger I got to write up a guy for not doing – not cleaning.
What was he doing?
He just wasn't doing a good job.
Oh.
Random.
Ryan, you're not in Foundry yet.
Oh, yeah.
I realize that now.
I always try to get there through – wait, did you guys buy – dude, did you buy lightsabers?
I did.
Oh, dope.
Which ones did you get?
A green one and a blue one?
I built mine.
You built your own?
Tiger, you didn't?
No.
Ah, you cheap asshole.
Yeah, that's basically what I was going to do.
I'll get a lightsaber when they're actually lightsabers.
Like, you know.
Wait, let me find – I got to find the link.
I got to find the kickboxing girl.
There she is.
I don't know what the kickboxing girl is.
She's the kickboxing girl that Boo posted right next to a link you posted to the Foundry website.
And it's how I find the Foundry website every time.
Should I pin it then?
Oh, no.
Looking for the kickboxing girl is always fun.
Oh, there's the kickboxing girl.
Oh, I do now.
I've seen it.
And there's a cat with a computer.
Yep.
That was also posted by Boo.
All right.
He's got the best gifts.
Yeah.
I got the freshest memes.
He's a meme guy.
All right.
So that's –
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Andy, I was tabbed out of the call.
Do you have your lightsaber?
Let me see the one you built.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll decide one.
Which one is that one?
Oh, that's so cool.
This is the defense and protection model.
What –
So, like, when you build it, you, like, build it from the inside out, right?
Like, you pick a kyber crystal and all that shit, right?
Yeah.
They all have kyber crystals.
So, like, what –
Do you pick a color or a shape or, like, how does that work?
You pick a color.
Here, I'll show you.
What colors?
Oh, shit.
It has modular parts.
Yeah.
So this is what they give you.
That's so cool.
Dude, Tiger, no matter how much money that was, you should have done it.
I don't know why you did –
That's like a one.
Because I don't have anything to do with it once I bring it home.
You mount it.
I'm not playing with it.
Yeah.
They sell other kyber crystals.
So if I want to change the color, I just replace the crystal with the other ones I bought.
That's so cool.
And it changes the color of the blade.
Yeah.
So your blade is blue?
Yeah.
That's a Jedi Knight, I think, as a –
Like, according to Knights of the Old Republic, I think it was, like, Knights have blue,
Masters have green.
Oh, is that how that works?
I don't know if that's canon anymore.
But that was how it worked.
Yeah.
I thought it was, like, grace on personality.
Yeah.
I think now –
Yeah.
I thought if you were black, you would get a purple one.
That's –
Not entirely not true.
Yeah.
Am I wrong?
What color would you get?
What color?
What did you get?
Did you get blue or green or –
A blue?
I'd get green.
But that blue looks amazing.
Dude, that looks very different from the ones you have.
Like, that blade looks really good.
Yeah, I like –
The blue one looks way cooler.
I don't know.
It's brighter or it's more white in the middle.
It just looks more true to, like –
It might just be a camera artifact.
Yeah, it might be.
It just feels more true to, like, the movie, the way the movies look.
In canon, aren't red lightsabers corrupted kyber crystals?
Isn't that –
I don't know.
Maybe.
There's Sith, but I don't –
I had never heard the corrupted part.
Are they –
Have you guys watched Star Wars Visions yet?
I watched a few of them.
I watched the first three or four on the plane.
Yeah, I watched a couple.
Oh, I binged all of them.
The first one is awesome.
The second two or three are fine.
That's so –
There was Tatooine Rhapsody.
That's the second one.
That one was kind of lame.
Then the third one, I think, was the Twins.
That was cool.
I like the Twins.
It was like Dragon Ball Z meets Star Wars.
It was kind of cool.
Trigger is the studio that made that.
Kill la Kill.
Yes, Trigger makes weird, over-the-top anime, like Kill la Kill.
So, the Twins was really good.
You guys have –
Have any of you guys seen The Ninth Jedi yet?
That one?
That's like maybe the sixth one?
No.
I fell off.
That's most people's favorites.
So, even if you don't watch all of them, I would definitely watch that one.
You should definitely watch that one.
You should watch the one called The Elder.
Don't watch the one with the bunny lady.
I thought that one was dumb.
I've watched them all.
My favorites were The Ninth Jedi, The Duel.
I think that's what the first one's called.
The first one.
I thought that was so cool.
Dude, The Duel was amazing.
What is he?
Is he a Sith?
Or is he just like a Sith hunter that uses red kyber crystals?
Because that's just what he gets when he kills a Sith.
A lightsaber umbrella?
Oh!
Dude, that or just like his like, I loved how his lightsaber was like a katana.
Was in a sheet?
But like, it like extended as he drew it out of the sheet.
Yeah, it was like dope.
Also, his astromech droid that had like rocket launchers built in.
Yeah, no, that one was sick.
But the twins actually is probably my absolute favorite.
I loved that one.
That one was just so, it was so anime.
It was so over the top and nuts, but also fun.
And like the dude cuts a Star Destroyer in half with a gigantic lightsaber.
And they kind of copied the visual effect of the Holdo maneuver from the whatever that one is.
Last Jedi, I think.
Yeah, Last Jedi.
I was thinking of the number eight, the eighth one.
But yeah, I really liked the twins.
That was fun.
But yeah, the Ninth Jedi was really good.
There's also one, I don't remember the name of it, that was cool.
Yeah, there's a lot.
I mean, honestly, I really just watch them all.
The only ones I didn't think were very good were like, there's one with like a rabbit girl, alien.
She's got rabbit ears.
I don't know.
I didn't like it.
I'm going to go grab something to drink really quick.
Oh, actually, I'm going to do that too.
But yeah, otherwise, they're all good and they're all worth watching it.
They're only like 15 minutes.
Yeah, I just, for some, I just, I was on the plane and then I didn't get back to it.
Yeah.
But the duel, the one you guys saw, the first one is one of the best ones.
But there are really good, there are other good ones.
So, but yeah, the twins was probably my favorite.
You're my favorite.
Thank you.
I'm going to make us watch the intro again today.
You should.
I mean, we're about to get started and this time it just evolved.
Yeah.
I'm not as a, well, I think it's fine.
As long as we talk about Star Wars.
Yeah, it's kind of a Star Wars club, you know.
Yeah, Star Wars club.
Yeah, we're 33 years old.
I mean, I'm wearing a vest.
You're wearing a thing that only a few people would understand.
Also, I've decided to take, I think the, I think the rebel symbol is better than the empire symbol.
I decided that the other day.
I was looking at the two of them.
I completely disagree.
Oh, I knew you would.
Yeah, I'm just on the complete opposite end.
Yeah, I know.
It's pretty awesome though.
Yeah.
I guess I just like, I like straight lines and I like the uniformity, the axial symmetry of the, the imperial symbol.
Did you, what do you think of the first order symbol?
Is that, isn't that different a little bit?
The first order symbol looks like, it looks like a model.
Like, it looks like a model.
Like, it looks like, it looks like a model.
Like, it looks like a model.
It looks like a model.
Like, it looks like a model.
I know.
Like, it looks like a model.
Like, my jersey.
Yeah, they're like, we don't serve your kind here.
And then I didn't know what to say.
I wasn't like, because I wasn't really in character.
So.
Well, it's like, what time period are we taking place in?
Because this matters.
Well, because it does.
They said the first order.
They kept calling me first order, which I didn't like either.
Oh, yeah.
It's kidding.
Yeah, first order.
Where's the first order symbol?
I'm trying to look at it.
It's round, and it just has a bunch of circle teeth in the middle.
Oh, I see it, yeah.
It's terrible.
Yeah, it looks like a.
Yeah, it looks like.
It looks like an anus.
It looks like anal dentata.
It looks like the original maw from the Sarlacc pit monster.
Yeah.
I'm really, really not even sure there is a context that can make that conversation better.
Anal dentata.
Dentata from the Latin for teeth.
Anal.
From the Latin for butthole.
So, put those two together.
The Jedi Order symbol's pretty cool.
Yeah.
I'm looking at that.
It's fine.
Black sun looks okay.
I like black sun.
I just said sucker for the bad guys.
Yeah, you're a sucker.
Although the Imperials weren't the bad guys.
Oh, Sith is kind of cool.
Oh, my God.
The Empire did nothing wrong.
Get out of here.
Nothing wrong.
He's an Empire Project Cinder or whatever it was.
Oh, that I'm not familiar with.
Oh, it was the project immediately that was enacted upon Palpatine's death, which like, basically, if I can't have the Empire, no one can.
And so they basically like Death Star beamed a ton of worlds.
That can't be canon.
It is literally canon.
No.
From what show.
Yes, it is canon.
It is from a video game, actually.
From what game?
The one where you play as bad guys.
Battlefront 2, maybe?
Oh, really?
Oh, I didn't get that far.
I got like half.
Yeah.
Battlefront is canon.
The new ones are.
Yes.
I knew it.
Project.
I'm pretty sure it was called Cinder.
Oh, yeah.
I got to the part with Lando and I kept dying.
So then I couldn't finish it.
Operations.
Look it up.
Operation Cinder.
Well, spoiler alert.
It's actually in a lot of.
Eventually.
It has a ton of sources, actually.
Yeah.
It's like.
What's the code name for the orbital bombardment campaign?
Devised by Galacto-Dark Sidious.
Who sought to punish the Galacto-Dark for failing to prevent his death.
Following the Emperor's demise during the Galacto Civil War and the Battle of Endor and 4ABY.
That's not the Empire.
Were relayed to the loyal Imperial.
What?
Well, the Emperor is the Empire.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
Were relayed to loyal Imperial officers.
Who is Darth Sidious?
That's.
You know who that is, right?
No.
That's the Emperor.
That's Palpatine.
I don't recognize that.
Dun, dun, dun.
Well, that's going to change the prequels for me.
So, Burnin Khan, Candavant, Abednado, Comminor, Necronis, Verardos.
Oh, Naboo actually was also targeted.
Well, no one's going to argue with you on that one.
Well, I'm literally reading.
No, I mean, I think we should just.
I think it's fine if we get rid of Naboo.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Seems like a pretty fine it.
No.
It's full of racial stereotypes.
And they're fussy.
They won't take their tax.
Tax regulations like they should.
Yeah.
Just pay your taxes.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, okay.
Hey, Boo.
Have you ever gotten into or come across Warhammer 40,000?
No.
Never had it.
It's like my favorite thing.
I just wasn't sure.
I've been playing it.
They have a new, it's like a tabletop game.
They have a new version called Kill Team Out right now.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Maybe you've heard of it.
It's pretty fun.
I've heard of it, but I've never played it.
Oh, it's awesome.
How come, Ryan, how come you never come to the intro?
What?
Your character never comes to the intro page, so you never see us do the intro.
I, you mean the song?
Yeah.
I mean, it just started and stopped, so I don't know why it's, why not.
Oh, I already watched the whole thing.
Is it going right now?
No.
We're back in the lobby.
Huh.
All right.
Episode 27.
Face to face, the crew has tracked down their target to an abandoned section in the Nova
Core Clarium Processing Plant.
On a hunch, Sarn Turbo and RX-78 enter the plant through a door in the back, discovering a booby
trap and eventually a hideout.
Max Skyblade, meanwhile, made a different, stealthier entrance and narrowly escaped discovery by the
plants, Mustafarians, and autonomous droids.
After Sarn hucks a live stun grenade into the factory rather than let some booty go unplundered,
he unwittingly stuns and blinds his human crewmate.
Sarn and RX-78 have now exited the hideout, bumping into none other than Kato Lichos himself.
But how will they disarm his multiple genitalia?
I, I have to admit, I don't remember much of the end of that then, because I don't remember
I just remember, I just remember Sarn was gonna, was gonna, like, wanted to, yeah.
Yeah.
But he was denied.
I just allowed that.
That's not gonna happen here today.
Sorry.
Alright.
No, I know these notes are helpful.
I do kind of remember this now.
Sarn, don't grenade that guy.
Why?
Because.
I don't think it's a good idea.
You always think people need to, deserve to be grenaded.
I've never had grenades before now.
Oh.
Well, I've heard you talk about it.
I know you're excited, but we can't do it.
It is, it is, it is an exciting time.
Oh, wait a second.
To grenade somebody?
Well, no, witnessing Sarn and his, and his, uh, and the advent of grenades, if you will.
Oh, God.
I don't think so.
I think it's like a glass bowl in a china store.
A glass bowl?
Yes.
Exactly.
Oh, wow, these dice are all fucked up.
What's up?
The, the texture on the dice is all messed up.
Ryan, in the chat, I got, I sent you the, uh, destiny pool dice.
Destiny?
Oh, yeah, they are all messed up.
You're right.
I mean, as long as they work, I guess, right?
Right.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's a good roll.
All right.
So three light and two dark.
Oh, and then I got to roll obligation.
Oh, well, we've rolled Mac Skyblade again.
Grrr.
All right.
Uh, and your obligation is family, right?
Family and betrayal.
Betrayal.
And family.
Yes.
Oh.
All right.
Can you guys see everything here?
Sometimes you can't see the map.
Wow.
Oh.
So for a second there, I thought the game pause symbol was an actual gear.
I was like, oh, wow, you got it.
Things moving.
There's ways to do it.
I just have that.
I don't want to spend much time making maps.
Eventually I will once I get more used to doing all the story stuff.
Doing map making?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So I believe I was just telling Sarn, don't put a grenade in a guy's chest.
Well, no.
Well, you are blind.
I can't now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm blind.
Or on his genitalia.
Hey, Mac, I think I'm going to put a grenade into his armor.
Don't do that.
I heard he's got many genitalia.
So I think you walked right up to his face, I believe.
Okay.
Yeah.
That sounds very Sarn-like.
I do like challenging people to their faces.
With a grenade in my hand.
Well, you've only begun to like that very recently, as you do not have much experience with grenades.
That's why I need to figure this out.
But the being in people's faces, that's been around for a while.
That's a Sarn staple right there.
Am I still blind?
Yeah.
Yes, you're blind.
Kato.
He's covered your eyes.
No one will accuse us of mimicking the original trilogy.
Wait, the Han Solo figure got blinded in battle.
Boba Fett.
So, Andy, or Sarn, as Sarn walks up to Kato Lichos, Kato Lichos swipes at him with his claws, but fails.
Do you want to fill that in, Sarn, maybe?
Yeah.
Can I punch him in the face?
No.
I mean, I meant, like, how does he miss?
Fill in what happens.
Oh, okay.
So, I see him reach back.
He's kind of slow.
So, as he's reaching back, I know what's going to happen.
So, I just casually duck out of the way as his claw flies right over my head.
Okay.
And then I punch him in one of his dicks.
Roll.
I attempt to punch him in one of his dicks.
That's going to be, since you're in, what do they call it, engaged or...
Yeah.
Engaged range.
Melee attacks are always two purple dice.
Is it brawl or melee?
Brawl.
Because I don't have...
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
Because we decided melees with a weapon.
Yeah.
I have.
Okay.
So, what is your...
Because you should have fists, right?
Yeah.
Is it on your...
Okay.
It's not on your...
I like your choice of music today, Tiger.
Thank you.
I can't hear it.
Yeah.
I can't hear you.
I never can.
It's just like...
I don't know what the name of it is.
It's just a classic Star Wars thing.
Yeah.
And it should have some factory noises, too.
Yes.
I do hear that as well.
Although that's a little more jarbled.
Carbled.
Jarbled.
Carbled.
And so that's harder for me to make.
Jarbled.
Yeah.
For whatever reason.
I'm playing.
Jarbled.
Yes.
It's running on a wheel.
Did you find...
It should be in your folio.
Do you have the old folio?
Yeah.
What is the damage on fists?
Oh.
Two.
Okay.
So it's one damage per...
Per success?
So two.
So four.
So four?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you punch him.
And it does some damage.
But not...
Not a whole lot.
And the threat is that...
He sort of takes the punch.
Doesn't move a whole lot.
And just gets really...
Really...
He lets out like this gigantic...
Like...
Roar.
Sort of thing.
And laughs at him.
Oh shit.
Hey guys.
I should probably not have punched him.
That was probably a bad idea.
Where did you punch now?
He started it.
Okay.
Are you...
Are you just talking on the comm?
Right?
Standing right in front of him.
No.
He's pretty...
Oh yeah.
He's not that close to it.
I mean he's pretty close now.
I'm on a comm.
Yeah.
No.
Mac is...
Is...
He's not by you right now.
I'm...
I'm wandering the halls blind.
Blinded.
Because of a stun grenade.
Blinded.
Oh and you suffered strain for that.
So...
I do always have a lot of strain.
Yeah.
It's from your masturbation.
So no one's really by me though.
RX is by you.
But...
Okay.
But you stepped away from RX to...
Approach...
Put a grenade.
Yeah.
Oh okay.
I see what those are.
Those are elevated...
Like walkways.
Catwalks.
Yeah.
You guys are not in the catwalks right now though.
Oh we're underneath.
Okay.
Yeah.
I did put everybody on the catwalks.
But...
That...
It's not where you're at.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Um...
Alright.
Now I don't know what to do.
Do I keep punching him until backup arrives?
I...
RX.
Help.
Sorry.
Keep punching him until backup arrives.
I was staring at a...
Um...
A droid that was doing its job.
That was really interesting to me.
Because it had like eight arms.
So I have no idea what's going on.
Alright.
I punched him.
In one of his many genitalia.
I turn around and you're saying Rex help me.
Um...
And I see the chaos.
Um...
Ketelichos looks like he's in quite a bit of pain.
Um...
Okay.
I did not hear him scream.
Swipe you again.
So he lets out this...
This large roar and goes to swipe you again after you punched him.
And misses again.
But he misses and sort of...
Um...
Misses damage.
But puts you off balance a little bit.
And you slide back away from him.
So...
You didn't...
You kind of tripped and fell.
So you don't take damage.
But you do slide away from him.
I...
And he's standing on you.
I pull my back.
As I'm sliding.
Okay.
I see the space.
I see this...
The gap created.
I pull my blaster off my back.
It's a big one.
So I use...
That's where I keep it.
So...
Okay.
I pull off my blaster rifle.
And I level it at him.
He doesn't...
He's not...
He doesn't see you.
Because...
Because Andy...
Or Sarn stepped up in front of him.
And so I...
I call out to him.
Okay.
Kato.
Stand down.
Kato.
Stand down.
Who are you?
This one I know...
Is a...
Is a bounty hunter.
I can tell from the looks of him or her.
But...
You're just some...
Bucket of bolt droid.
I'm with him.
And I am a bucket of bolt droids...
With a T7 blaster rifle...
Pointed...
Pointed at your...
Various genitalia.
Why is this guy described with genitalia?
That's what Tony picked.
So that's what I'm going with.
That's what he bragged about.
Yeah.
I bragged about it.
So what?
Look upon my genitalia.
And weep.
Can I...
Can I kick...
Can I kick one of them from the floor?
You think...
You think I'm afraid of you?
And then...
When...
When he says that...
He...
He pushes a button.
Igniting a jet pack.
On his back.
It...
Um...
It launches him up...
Onto the...
Onto one of the catwalks.
Can I take a reaction shot?
Yeah.
Uh...
But it's gonna...
It's gonna have a setback because...
It's a reaction.
Yeah.
That's fine.
And you were probably at medium distance, I'd say.
So yeah, two is fine.
Okay.
Wow.
Barely.
Um...
So one success.
That's just whatever...
What?
Nine plus one.
That's like ten damage, I think.
Is that how that works?
Isn't it nine plus one?
I thought it was nine plus one.
Yeah.
Because the rifle...
I don't remember.
Okay.
Yeah, the rifle's nine.
Okay.
So I thought it'd be ten.
I don't...
It's either nine or ten.
If a success just counts as one success, and it's an additional success that adds one, then it's nine.
And if it's any extra success is one, which is how we've been playing, then it's ten.
What the hell is this?
Why is it doing that?
Hold on.
That's not what I wanted.
Well, the music stopped, but it's definitely still playing the factory sounds.
Oh, because the music is not set to repeat.
I will change that now, even though you're the only one that can hear it, apparently.
I can hear it.
I thought Boo can hear it.
I didn't turn it down.
Oh, he can.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, there it is.
So now it's started?
I think this is the same music that was played on the...
Do you guys remember Shadow of the Empire?
Of course, Boo does, because he loves Dash Rendar.
But the N64 game, right?
Not like the book.
Yeah, I had it.
You did.
Okay, great.
Do you remember the level where you had to jump on the trains?
Oh, yeah.
And then fight IG-88 at the end?
I don't remember particularly, but I do.
This song does remind me of that game.
I think this is the music that was playing during that level.
This music is...
It's actually from the prequels when they're in the droid factory.
I think...
I mean, they could share.
It sounds reminiscent.
Shadow of the Empire was older than the prequels, so I doubt that I'm right there.
That would make sense.
But it was similar to this, at least.
It's very reminiscent of this.
Okay, so you do hit him as he moves up into the rafters.
Not the rafters.
The catwalk.
Good.
I scramble up, and I try to go up these stairs right here.
Okay.
So I go up the stairs.
Does my shot slow him down at all?
It moved him off course a little bit, but he still made it on to.
So, yeah.
You hit him.
It moved him around.
And so he had to grab onto a railing and pull himself over onto the catwalk.
Okay.
All right.
So I'm up there, and...
Am I by him at all?
Like, relatively close?
Yeah.
You're probably at, like...
I guess you would be...
So up those stairs, so probably, like, medium distance.
I think at this point, probably ought to roll for initiative.
I was going to offer him a chance to give up.
Okay.
You can do that before combat begins.
Should it begin?
Lead shows?
Yeah.
Kato.
Well, Leechos is his last name, yeah.
All right.
All right, Leechos.
And I draw...
I pull out my rifle and point it out.
So if you've got one chance to give up,
are you going to take it?
Or am I going to have to shoot off your genitalia one by one?
Give up for what?
Why would I give up to you?
So we can...
So you don't die.
You are really naive, aren't you?
Are you sure?
I'm one of the biggest, baddest bounty hunters there is on this planet, if not the whole galaxy.
And that's exactly what the butt radar says.
Never heard of her.
But I am a butt radar hunter.
You're a butt.
We're pretty good at...
You're a butt.
We're pretty good at...
We're pretty good at killing people.
We'll see about that.
And alias.
Enter combat.
Tony...
Aside...
God probably just created...
Tried to create a...
An NPC that's so broken that we possibly...
We cannot possibly kill.
It's cool though, right?
It'll be cool for everyone, yes.
Am I involved?
Am I still blind in the back?
You're like downstairs?
You're in the back now.
I don't think I had a lot of successes, but I guess I only got a .03.
If you want to move towards the group, you can start doing that.
And then once you get into it...
Remember, I'm blind.
Hey, everyone.
I'm blind.
I start kicking...
Or like stomping on the...
The gantry way...
To like make a...
A sound for you that you can follow.
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
I'm trying to find you.
Hey, you?
Rex?
I can hear the stomp of your little feet.
Boba Fett?
Boba Fett where?
No, Boba Fett.
That was a weird dream I had once.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, we're fighting Cato Lichos.
Oh, God.
And his many, many genitalia.
I knew you'd be happy to hear that.
How many genitalia does he have?
Two to seven.
Oh, my God.
Looks like six and a half by my count.
Because I punched one and a half.
Oh, God.
This is probably our strangest fall we've ever faced.
Is it really?
I think so.
PC slot.
All right.
You guys should try to probably get up on the catwalks, right?
You're down below right now.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, my gun's got range.
All right.
Fair enough.
I'm not too worried about it.
All right.
Who wants the first one?
You take it.
You're up there.
All right.
You're up there in the thick of it.
Good.
Because I can use that...
Strike first or whatever it is.
Quick draw.
Quick strike.
Do it.
Give him the business.
Oh, that's...
Boost.
And you said media, right, Tiger?
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, I only did one or ten damage.
Okay.
So...
So I shoot at him.
I hit him.
Right in the arm.
Okay.
So you hit him.
You do...
You shoot at him and you hit him in the arm.
Yes.
Okay.
Ah!
You hit him.
He activates his...
His...
What do you call it?
Jetpack again.
Jetpack.
He's now hovering above the catwalk for his turn.
So he spends a maneuver to get high.
And from there, he's got a vantage of...
Like, he's got a good...
He's got the high ground.
He's got the high ground?
Yeah.
So, well, the literal high ground, not necessarily the figurative high ground.
Literal ground.
Right.
And...
By point of view, the Jedi are evil.
Certain point of view.
Okay.
And then...
He goes to shoot at...
Saren, who just shot him.
Yeah.
He gets a boost for being at the high ground.
Oh, we can't see...
You're rolling privately?
Oh, that's not what I meant.
I can change this, though.
Well, unless if you...
Unless if you miss, then you can keep it.
No, he...
So...
Let's see...
It's nine damage.
Oh, boy.
So, I take four.
That's not bad at all.
You get, like, full health.
You can take a lot of those, and he's not going to be able to take many rounds of all three of us.
I see him.
Well, don't forget, we got a blind guy.
And...
That's true.
And I should tell you that he gets another slot because he is a enhanced nemesis.
So, he gets an initiative slot at the end of the initiative order.
Oh, yeah.
That is something that would have been nice to know.
You guys...
I think we should try to shoot his jet pack.
Yeah, that might be a good idea.
Because he's hovering over the catwalk.
And he's facing me, so...
That kind of makes him a sitting duck, though, too.
There's, like, no cover in the air.
Um...
But it makes him harder to hit.
Oh, wait, it does?
Why?
Because...
Uh...
Because God said so?
Because of all the machinery...
Hey, let him get his answer out.
Yeah.
Uh...
Because of machinery whirring overhead and steam rising throughout the area.
Remember the steam that made...
Mac?
So, I guess I would have thought...
The steam would have made everybody harder to hit.
So, I just...
Everybody has a penalty.
No.
Like, catwalks.
Like, they're greats.
Steam can go through greats.
They can.
That's why it's up there.
But not...
Okay.
All right, fine.
But I guess it's not on the grate.
It's invisible while it goes to the grates.
Are you going to fight me or are we going to play this game?
You know, both.
Um...
As is tradition.
Yeah.
Um...
Okay.
All right.
Um...
All right.
Uh...
Is it my turn then?
Did he go?
And he shot Sarn?
Yeah, he shot Sarn.
All right.
Um...
I'm assuming I'm going to take the next PC slot because I don't see a third one.
I don't think Mac is counted as being here yet.
He is not.
There's going to be a mile one.
Wait, what else?
Two people talked at the same time.
What did you all say?
There's three slots.
I don't know if Boo rolled, though.
He did not roll because he had made it.
He hadn't made it yet.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Yeah, so that's what I meant.
Gotcha.
Okay.
So, all right.
I'll shoot.
Um...
Can I target the backpack specifically, the jetpack?
Yeah, that's going to be an extra setback.
Okay.
And is he still at medium range?
Yes.
Okay.
Damn.
Sorry, fam.
Um...
All right.
There's a failure and a threat.
The threat is that by shooting at him, you gave away your location.
Okay.
Um...
Shoot at me that dick.
Do it.
Take a shot.
With which dick?
Okay.
Any of them.
All of them.
All of them at once?
He starts furiously...
I'm not even going to go there.
That would be stupid.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yep, that would be.
That would be.
Wait, you don't know what I was going to say.
I do know exactly what you were going to say.
And this is being recorded.
Oh, no.
Wait, did Craig say that?
Craig!
Okay.
So, he turns to you where he hears that come from because we're at the end of the initiative order.
He gets another slot.
And shoots towards RX.
Boo hasn't arrived then?
No, he'll arrive next turn.
Oh, no.
He got a triumph?
With a vengeance.
Oh, he got a triumph.
So, two damage.
Plus...
No, that can't be right.
His heavy blaster pistol does more than that.
No, it's nine.
It's nine because his heavy blaster pistol is seven.
I don't know why it says seven.
So, there we go.
All right, I'm dead.
No, don't forget your soak.
Oh, I'm probably still dead.
What is my soak?
I have it here as four.
Oh, okay.
Great.
So, he did nine.
And he said four.
So, five.
Oh, all right.
I'm on one health.
Yay.
Wait.
Nope.
That's the wrong way.
I don't...
All right.
So, this count's down.
So, I'm on 11.
Do I have 12 total?
I think so.
You're at 11, I think.
As I've been watching.
Yeah, I'm at 11.
Yeah.
I just think my total is 12.
Yes, that's right.
Okay.
Basically, one health remaining.
One health remaining.
And the triumph is...
Yeah, I don't know what a triumph means.
It's a situation.
I'm going to say that when he shot you, he blasted you back into a wall and caused some
damage that would require you two maneuvers to get out of in your next turn.
Okay.
So, I'm like tangled up in scraps or machinery or something.
Right.
And all eight arms of that robot you were staring at.
Oh, damn it.
Yeah.
It fell down.
Well, then I just look up at it lovingly.
Right.
And Doc was it?
No, no.
Not that kind of lovingly.
More like, mama, hold me.
That's not much better.
It's different, actually.
I know.
I mean, whether or not it's better is still very different.
Okay.
Now, we're back up at the top of the initiative order.
Mac, if you want to fill in, if you've made it back, at some point you were following just
whistles or footsteps from RX-78.
You're starting to come out of your blindness.
All right.
I'm right out.
I'm right next to him.
I'm still kind of like leery.
And I'm right behind like RX.
And he got blasted.
And I'm like, he's like a blast against the wall.
And I've kind of like found him.
So, um, how do I get into the role?
Do I just do initiative or?
So, if you go over, do you know the combat tab?
Are you my father?
Oh, no.
All right.
And then there's hit PC, right?
The one where there's still a dice open for it.
And then cool, right?
No, it'll be.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah.
My bad.
Not vigilance.
Cool.
All right.
Because we're cool.
All right.
We are cool and not vigilant.
All right.
So, you remain at the end of the initiative order.
All right.
So, I don't get to do anything yet?
Sucks to suck.
It sucks to suck, as they say.
Well, he can still do something.
At the end.
Why?
Not this turn.
Because this turn ended already.
It took him some time to catch up with you.
Okay.
All right.
So, I should probably take aim at his jetpack then, huh?
You better hit it, you dumb shit.
Wow.
Sounds like he's malfunctioning.
I am at that store.
I do not give a fuck.
And you said one setback?
It's a setback for, yeah.
Is it?
Real quick, sorry.
Oh, no.
It's going to be two setbacks because it's one because he has the jetpack and one because you're shooting a jetpack.
Oh.
Well, it wasn't two setbacks for me.
No.
Probably.
I mean, it didn't matter.
But also, you should only have one purple, though, right?
Because you're probably at close range.
Unless he moved closer.
He could move closer.
He's up at the gantry already.
He was medium.
He was medium last time.
I was medium, yeah.
Well, then how was I medium?
I'm much further away than Sarn was.
Do you want to roll more difficulty dice, Ryan?
You can roll more difficulty dice.
Go ahead.
You already missed.
Well, yeah.
I know.
Hey.
All right.
Wow.
Five damages.
That's definitely a crit.
That is a crit.
So, I do 10 damages plus a crit.
But I have to add 20 to my crit.
Crit.
Yes, but you shot the jet pack.
So, you would do a crit on the jet pack.
You know the jet pack is attached to the person wearing it, right?
Yes, but you don't do a crit on the person because you're obliterated.
Oh, my God.
This God is such a dick.
Well, okay.
Okay.
So, I just wanted to explode.
Well, all right.
You have some advantages.
So, I'm not saying it's going to do zero damage to him, but you're not getting a crit out of it.
Okay.
All right.
There you go.
Does that explode the jet pack?
So, the jet pack explodes, and he sort of flies away, like pretty far away from you.
He just kind of skitters off into the factory.
He kind of hits the top and then hits down, and he's into some boxes in the back, and you don't exactly see where he goes.
Surely, since from the explosion, it does some damage to him.
All right.
Well, RX, I think this is a good time to get yourself out of the robot.
Try to perceive something.
I'll try to help you out, but I'm still kind of boozy and dazed, and I can't really see what is around you right now.
Mother.
There's so many arms.
Mother.
Which arm is yours?
I thought you lost the extra one.
Don't not worry about me.
I shall stay here.
No, we got to go.
We got to go.
I'm like twitching and sparking like that.
This guy's in bad shape.
My head frequently just like spins all the way around.
I've never seen his head do that before.
I keep like stopping.
My head stops swiveling at Mac and being like, are you my father?
Yes.
RX, I am your father.
Now let's go.
We got to get home.
Daddy.
That's it.
Back to Winnipeg.
Let's go.
All right.
So I, I, uh, well, so, so like Tiger, how does this work?
Are we still in combat technically right now or what?
I guess so.
But you don't, you don't, yeah, you don't know where he's at.
Um, you guys are kind of.
Well, so does, but like the play, the, the order was, uh, play.
Oh no.
So it would be, yeah, it would be, it would be you.
Although, so Sarn took his, his, the first initiative slot.
Then now it's.
I actually rolled.
I rolled, I rolled the 0.03.
So that's actually technically max.
Max the second slot.
Well, it's a PC slot.
It's a PC slot.
So anyone.
So technically.
Yeah.
Let's talk about the team though.
Mac, do you want to take this turn?
Cause you rolled it.
Is who am I shooting at?
Is he gone?
Well, yeah, he is.
He is not visible right now.
I'm not going to take a turn then.
There's no reason.
So I don't think.
All right.
I'll do it.
Um.
Okay.
I will.
Um.
Let's see.
I have a lot of stress.
I will use a stress to perform my two maneuvers.
And still have an action.
You will not have it.
You can only take two maneuvers.
You can't take more than two maneuvers.
On a turn.
What's the.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly wrong.
That's exactly right.
No, you can't take two.
You can only take two actions.
But you can spend a stress.
No, you can't.
You can only take one.
You can only take one action.
You can take a stress to take two maneuvers.
You cannot take an additional stress to do three maneuvers.
I never said that.
That's what I've taken a stress to do two maneuvers.
And then you said you were going to do another maneuver.
Yeah.
You said you were going to do an action.
Well, you can.
You actually can do three maneuvers because your action, which is what we've always taken to shoot, can just be another maneuver.
I'd have to look.
Because I.
You can look.
That sounds.
That sounds right.
It is how it goes.
You have.
Okay.
But you can't.
You can't.
You can't take another action.
You can take three maneuvers.
You can take three maneuvers or two maneuvers in an action for a stress.
Okay.
Fine.
Go ahead and take your three maneuvers then.
So you take.
Okay.
You take two maneuvers to become free from the.
Yes.
The eight armed robot.
Yes.
Mother.
And.
Oh, yeah.
Mother.
And father.
That's Mac.
Right.
And then after that, I will just.
I'll stumble.
Like, I don't even know what I'm doing and I'm stumbling this way.
Okay.
Do you want to do.
Because I'm trying to figure out how we're going to.
Tackle not.
You not knowing where he's at.
I guess it would be a perception.
Yeah.
I can roll a perception.
Okay.
I'll roll that up into the maneuver you just took.
Fair enough.
I was also just hoping that getting closer would maybe bait him out.
But this is even better.
What's the difficulty?
It's going to be average.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
You guys can't perceive shit.
Oh.
Hey.
I perceived shit.
So you perceived shit.
Okay.
So you see him.
He's equally like into like a crate.
Guys.
I perceived him.
He is there.
He is right there.
I perceived him.
I perceived him laying there.
Right there.
So I want it.
So I can't see it.
I want a t-shirt that says I perceived something.
Okay.
I would like to say that your threats are also that he sees you.
That's fine.
Worth it.
I wave.
I just wave.
Oh, hi.
And he says, oh, there you are.
You droid.
You should have said, oh, hello there.
Oh, hello there.
Because I'm a droid.
Get it?
No.
That's what Obi-Wan says to General Grievous.
Hello there.
Oh, I didn't know that was to Grievous.
I know the meme.
I didn't know.
Because he's a gentleman and he says hello to his enemies.
Oh.
Well, so did Kato.
And also because it was funny because he was trying to sneak up on him.
But like he got caught by like a hundred droids.
So then he just jumps down and says, oh, hello there.
Oh, no.
Another triumph.
The dog.
But he missed.
So I don't care.
So he did miss.
Advantages and triumphs is that he missed but is able to.
He hits like a bunch of stuff around you that kind of falls on itself.
And he escapes again into.
Away from your vision.
You just threw my perception away.
You're one successful.
God giveth and God taketh away.
God, you're really religious.
He's really found religion since he pumped his head.
It's really more of an anti-religion.
But I'll accept it.
Are you just cursing?
I have one question for God.
Why?
Mac, that makes it your turn.
You're the only one who has not gone this turn.
The God of this universe is not a just God.
He is so just.
What's going on in the scene?
Is the guy still not visible?
I'm kind of like.
Yeah.
Apparently my perception means nothing.
And he has.
I have.
I sacrificed my life.
All right.
So that you guys could find him.
And he just disappeared again.
He just disappeared.
Can I run a perception check?
Because I'm kind of blind?
Yeah.
But it's going to be.
Wait.
What are you trying to perceive?
Anything.
I'm blind.
I have just.
I don't know where I'm at right now.
Okay.
You can roll perception.
It's going to be.
Let's say that this is going to help you get out of the stun grenade.
What would that be?
Just adding a setback maybe?
Well.
Oh, he's pissed.
He left.
Coordination?
I'm trying to think what you might.
Coordination.
Regain your wits.
I guess perception.
My wits?
Your wits.
Vigilance?
Vigilance.
I don't think vigilance.
I don't know.
I mean, how do you think vigilance would fit, Mac?
Or have you seen, like, the other.
What other skill could you roll on that?
Narratively to get, let's say.
Some little bit more situational awareness.
What about survival?
Like, maybe.
You're used to it.
You've been stunned so many times.
That you just crossed.
I was just thinking.
I was just thinking of using a perception and maybe seeing him, seeing the enemy move.
If I, if I perceived well enough, you know.
But like.
Okay.
Maybe add a setback to it.
Or do you think the setback would just kind of insulate me?
I would say.
I think for that role, it's going to be three difficulty.
So it'd be three purple dice and a setback because you're blinded.
Because you're not, you're not that close.
And there was a bunch of stuff that like exploded, which allowed him to move away.
Oh, let's see how this goes.
This is going to be fun.
Oh, I didn't see anything.
And I've got threats.
I, I heard a noise and I'm, and I'm spooked.
Our ex is acting, our ex is acting like a religious nut job yelling at God.
I don't know where Sarn's at.
And something's moving in the rafters.
Your camera.
Yes.
Why have thee forsaken me?
So just.
I perceived nothing.
I perceived nothing but threats.
Nothing but threats.
So petty.
It's not me.
It's the dice.
There's a lot of percent.
It's not what?
It's not me.
It's the dice.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, it is.
And yet God decides what a triumph is.
I mean, you get to choose what your triumph is.
Gotcha there.
I don't roll triumphs.
Sarn rolled a triumph and exploded the bad guy's jet pack.
But that was amazing.
Isn't that just what hitting it would do with a laser gun?
I didn't have a triumph.
Oh, you didn't have a triumph?
No, it's only a triumph.
No.
Listen, I think it's a little different if he just hits it.
Because if it explodes, I would say that's triumphant.
You know, so I think triumphant.
Well, if it explodes and kills him, that would be triumphant.
No, because then we're in a pickle.
Because now don't we need to gather the crap for this guy?
I think we can turn him in dead.
I think he's wanted dead or alive.
I don't think so.
I don't like you guys' logic of just killing things and bringing it in.
Like, that's going to help.
All right.
What's going on now?
You guys don't know where Kato's is.
Mac is still a little bit blind.
RX is covered in sawdust.
Box dust.
Space dust from an explosion.
Sarn is still on the catwalk.
So it's Kato's turn then.
Oh, it is.
It is.
He does some maneuvering and is now somewhere else.
His turn is over.
All right.
I'm flipping a light side point.
Okay.
Saying that once RX...
Brady, come on.
What's that?
So since RX perceived him and I'm above,
I was able to spot where he was and follow his movements
because I wasn't around the box dust at all.
Okay.
So I see him
and I want to run up above him still quietly,
stealthily,
over him
and I want to drop a grenade right on top of him.
Okay.
You're still kind of far from him.
So you're at...
Let's see.
That would be like long range.
In order to get closer,
you'd have to move two...
It'd have to be two maneuvers.
Okay.
And...
So it's going to...
And it's going to have to be a stealth check
because you want to be stealthy.
Yeah.
So he can't hear me.
So he can't hear you.
And...
In order to throw a grenade,
that is a...
It's a ranged light
and you need to be within short distance.
So I guess that would be two maneuvers.
No.
Because you're at long.
You went to medium.
That's one maneuver.
Went to short.
That's another maneuver.
So you're taking a strain.
Did you get your strain?
No, I was going to.
Okay.
And then...
There we go.
Okay.
Do a stealth check.
Difficulty?
Two.
All right.
Okay.
So he doesn't know that you're coming.
And...
Um...
Then it would be ranged light.
I have a frag grenade.
Yeah.
Frag grenade is ranged light.
Oh, okay.
And it's short.
So it would be one encumbrance.
Or not one encumbrance.
One difficulty.
Difficulty.
And that's all I can do.
I can't, like, aim, right?
No, because you're out of maneuvers.
That's what we were talking about with Ryan.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Uh...
I don't know how much damage a grenade does.
Uh...
Frag grenade is...
It's eight damage.
So, eleven?
Right.
Okay.
Uh...
What happens?
Like...
So I sneak up and I just...
I...
I hit the button on the frag grenade.
And I wait.
I time it just perfectly.
And I throw it right by him.
Quick aside.
Can we just call it a thermal detonator?
Because it's not a thermal detonator.
There are frag...
There are frag grenades in Star Wars.
I just thought all grenades were thermal detonators.
Okay.
Never mind.
Uh...
Yeah.
No, a thermal detonator is much...
Much more damage.
A side retracted.
All right.
So then I throw it right by his...
Right by his feet.
Okay.
And it blows up.
Uh...
Blows up.
Caught it...
Catching him...
Off guard.
Uh...
He flies up.
And has some damage done to him.
And he lands on the ground.
Uh...
But then he gets back up.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but I mean...
Clearly he's covered...
He's covered in...
Like...
Um...
Like cuts and...
Like he's...
He's damaged, yeah.
He's in black...
He's covered in black smoke...
Like alfalfa...
And an exhaust...
Uh...
Car...
Car pipe...
Pipe.
That is such an old...
Reference.
I bet you only got it from the Simpsons, too.
Probably.
Uh...
Yeah.
Okay.
Well...
Curse you, God, in your outdated references.
Your outdated, non-galactic references.
Uh...
That...
That brings up another PC slot.
Oh, I gotta erase a frag grenade, then.
Those turn, is it?
Whoever wants to go.
All right.
Uh...
Ryan, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Buddy.
All right.
Okay.
Um...
What happened?
What was the outcome of the grenade toss?
No, he got right back up.
He...
Oh, he's covered.
But you hit him.
And you did damage.
Yes.
Great.
Um...
Okay.
What range am I currently at, Tiger?
Am I at medium range?
Or short range?
Um...
So that...
So me doing that gave away his location, then?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean...
Okay.
So then, now RX knows where he's at.
Now everyone knows where he's at.
You're probably...
Uh, I think at this point, he...
Because he was at medium, right?
So I think that he flew back a little bit, and now is at long range.
Okay.
Uh...
I will move closer.
I'll make it back to medium.
And I will take a strain.
Again, because I have a lot.
Um...
To aim.
For a bonus dice.
And I will shoot at him.
Okay.
So...
Boost...
Uh...
Medium range.
So two.
Come on.
Big money, big money.
Yes.
Ooh.
All right.
That's 10 damage.
Okay.
So you shoot at him, and you...
You hit him.
And he gets taken back a little bit further.
Like, again, further.
Just sort of gathering damage.
And...
Uh...
You see your hits hit him.
Uh...
He's off balance, but it's still on his feet.
Okay.
Fair enough.
I think it's his turn.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm gonna shoot.
It's not yours.
No, it's...
Sorry.
My bad.
I thought you were talking to me.
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's...
It's Kato's.
I get it.
So he's staggering around.
Um...
Uh...
Just having been hit.
Uh...
He taps something on his wrists.
Um...
Some...
Some alarm-type things go off.
And...
Um...
You start to hear droids in the background.
Sort of converging on the area.
Uh...
And then he takes...
Uh...
Maneuver to...
Fall back behind some cover.
Oh.
Not...
Not hidden.
So that would be his second maneuver.
Um...
And I guess taking a strain to move two back.
So...
Question.
Yeah.
Do stun grenades work better on droids than...
Uh...
Living beans?
No.
It's the same.
Okay.
I wasn't sure if it was like an EMP kind of thing.
No.
Okay.
All right.
My turn?
Yeah.
All right.
Um...
I'm just gonna take aim and shoot.
You are very far.
Yeah.
Get closer first.
Yeah.
At least move a little bit closer.
Oh, no.
No.
I'm gonna say...
No.
Those droids were a dark side point.
Yeah.
So what should I do?
Maneuver one and then shoot?
Yeah.
You'll still be at...
Uh...
Setback because he moved behind some cover.
And you're at long range.
So it'll be a setback and...
Three purple dice.
Okay.
You can move again for...
To take a strain.
Uh...
Yeah.
Don't I already have some strain though already?
You've got plenty.
You...
You have plenty.
Don't tell me my business, devil woman.
All right.
I'll take one more strain to move up closer.
Because I'm...
I'm just such a nice guy.
So what is it now?
Uh...
It'll be medium...
Uh...
And two setbacks.
Two setbacks?
No.
Or two difficulty?
Yeah.
No.
Two difficulty, one setback.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Two difficult...
Range light.
And here we go.
I got him!
Hooray!
Okay.
Um...
He's not that blind.
So I'm not gonna lie, guys.
I was kind of just shooting in the...
That was a lot of luck right there.
Uh...
I saw a lot of luck.
What?
I just was shooting at anything that moved.
What is your advantage?
Um...
I, um...
Now you guys can see...
We know where he's at, right?
You guys know where he's at?
So he's not like hitting, right?
Right.
Um...
Whatever.
He's...
He's moved.
How about that?
Like, he's moved.
He's not, like, behind the thing anymore.
So he's moved in.
You really touched him?
No, like, I shot him, and now he's trying to move to a different spot or something like that.
So...
Okay.
Is that too much of an advantage?
Or...
Or you shot him, and he...
He abandoned his...
When he recoiled...
When he recoiled in pain, he stood up.
Yeah, something like that.
He abandoned his cover.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, he abandoned his cover because I shot him.
Yeah.
So he has less cover.
Okay.
That makes sense.
So he no longer gets that setback.
Until his next turn when he ducks.
When he ducks.
Yeah, no.
So now it's his turn again.
He takes aim towards RX, who was at medium range, right, when you shot?
Yes.
Yeah, I think so.
I don't think you were at close range.
You did move a lot, but you were still...
No, your extra maneuver was to aim.
So...
Uh, he does...
Alright, RX, we'll get you after this.
If we survive, we'll pick you up.
Yay.
That is...
So that will be...
You are now exceeded your wound threshold, which means you have lost consciousness, right?
Good night, friends.
And I think that means you roll a...
And Sarn.
Alright, so you have a stinger critical injury.
That's sad to...
What does that do?
I do not have permission to view this item sheet.
Oh, you don't?
I do not have permission to view this item sheet.
Increased difficulty of next check by one.
Well, I'm not going to be throwing any checks, so that's totally fine.
No, probably not.
Not since you're deactivated.
Okay.
Um...
Now it's...
Sarn's...
Sarn's turn, right?
Or the top...
Top of the order.
Yeah.
Alright, I move over.
Okay.
Well, I guess...
I'm still at medium range, right?
Yeah.
I mean, you can move closer if you want.
He's out of cover.
Yeah.
Alright, yeah, I'll move closer.
Okay.
I'll take an aim.
And...
Oh!
Fire, I guess.
Okay.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Oh.
Oh, four advantages.
That's got to be a crit, right?
Yeah, it's a crit.
Yeah, it's a crit, yeah.
Plus 20.
So, 41.
Why?
What was that again?
Because it's one of your...
Uh, let's find it.
Yeah, it's one of your...
It's one of my...
Yeah, he has 20 to crit, yeah.
Yeah, I have two lethal blows.
Okay.
Wow.
All right.
So...
It was at 20, so it's at 41.
So it's bowled over.
All right.
And...
What is bowled over?
I don't know.
Okay.
How do I...
Permissions...
Oh, yeah.
All players, none.
Observer.
And bowled over.
Can I...
Trying to get it to send you guys the...
Permissions...
Now you should have...
Access to it.
Not popped out.
Send two players.
Why don't I...
I drew a result for those...
No, I...
I probably did that by accident.
That's not...
I did not mean to do that.
You should be able to see in...
In the dice roll.
Oh, that's...
That's wrong.
Okay, bowled over.
I'll just read it.
Sorry.
The target is knocked prone and suffers one strain.
So...
So you...
You hit him.
And he...
Falls over.
He just like leans over.
Falls to the ground.
And he's laying...
And drops his gun.
That's a different critical.
He falls...
No, but I'm using my advantages.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
His gun falls out of his hand.
And he's laying face down.
All right, RX.
Time to dock him.
If you weren't deactivated.
I...
Dock him.
I...
So...
So we just lose the bottom one then.
PC slot.
Well, you lose...
I mean, it doesn't...
Yeah, you lose a PC slot.
So yeah, I guess...
Yeah.
I picked the bottom one because that's where RX was.
That's where his role was.
But...
Okay.
But...
Um...
I'm not really sure.
So now it's Max's turn.
Yeah, so now it's Max's turn.
At this point, the droids have sort of come in around him.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Uh, he's laying...
He's laying face down.
Shoot him.
I'm right.
Okay.
If I had...
If I had to give advice, I would say shoot him.
Well, right now I'm...
I'm kind of scared.
A lot's going on right now and I'm kind of trying to hide a little bit.
All right, so I take it...
Stop trying to hide.
Max is scared and wants to hide.
Surprise, surprise.
All right, fine.
So I take out my gun.
I stand up in an angry tiff and I just...
And I...
And I shoot.
You should probably move closer too.
Yeah, I'll move closer too.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Take it.
Run forward in a rage.
Yeah, run.
I'm running.
I'm just like, fine, I'll take a shot at it.
And what's my...
What's my...
What's my thing now?
It'll be one purple and it'll be your blaster.
Or whatever you're shooting.
One purple?
Yeah, because you're in close range.
One purple?
One purple.
All right.
Successful.
Yeah.
You shoot...
You shoot this man...
Or this Nikto laying face down on the ground...
Into the back.
And he continues to be laying on the ground...
Of...
Face...
Face down.
This guy's got a lot of health.
I...
I mean, he's not moving.
He's just laying there on the ground.
He's also...
He's also got a lot of...
Soak.
I thought you told me this guy was a threat.
He's not even getting up.
Yeah, because you shot him again.
All right, so it's...
It's called the double tap.
Oh my god, you're a monster!
It's his turn now?
You're just now realizing this?
Okay.
For the NPC's turn, he continues to lay there...
Face down...
With blaster holes in his back.
Wait, is he dead?
Oh, let's see.
Whose turn is it?
Oh, he gets another turn...
At the end of the initiative order.
He continues to lay there...
With holes in his back.
Face down.
He's okay.
He seems pretty dead.
Um...
Should I shoot a robot?
Maybe go...
Just go up to him.
See if he's dead.
I don't know.
Because I don't want to fall for that trick.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get close.
He's just gonna grab my ankle.
That's true.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Right.
His robot ankle.
Yeah, should I just...
Oh, I don't know what to do now.
I guess I aim at one of the robots?
To shoot them?
Oh, no.
I flipped a dark side point.
Um...
He...
He does...
He's still motionless.
But out of his hand rolls...
A...
Um...
Thermal detonator...
In front of...
In front of him.
Um...
I...
Run...
I use two maneuvers to go far.
Okay.
And I...
Well, if I hide, that's another strain, right?
Like, if I take cover?
Um...
Yeah, if you're not shooting, then you would still take a strain.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take cover.
And...
And my turn.
Okay.
Um...
That brings it up to Mac.
No, Mac?
Yeah, Mac.
Okay, Mac.
Yeah, because I guess there's only three of you.
Um...
The thermo detonator continues to blink.
Uh...
Where is it...
Where is it located on the map?
Like, where is it between us?
So, you came close on your last...
You know, your last rage shot.
Yeah.
Um...
So, you're...
You're within close range.
Uh...
It rolled out of his fingers towards you.
Can I...
Can I kick it back?
Um...
I mean, that's pretty Star Wars-y, isn't it?
Yes.
But that will have to be a check of...
I guess I'm thinking it would be athletics.
I'm...
Pretty athletic.
All right.
Just regular, though?
You're athletic at running away.
Regular difficulty?
Yeah.
I...
Hey, I'm...
Keep me thin.
Oh!
Okay.
I...
I kicked it with three successfuls.
Okay.
Uh...
You do...
You successfully kicked the grenade
back towards him
as it continues to blink.
So, at this point,
I guess you kick it...
What would it be?
One?
More?
Two?
Two more?
Oh, you should have tried...
You should have tried to kick it towards the droids.
I thought that's why I was kicking it,
because they're, like, right next to him.
They are right next to him.
Okay.
So, you do kick it...
Uh...
Back towards him...
In the middle of all the droids...
Uh...
Right on top of...
Kato Lichos.
How long does it take for this thermal detonator to go off?
Uh...
One round.
Like, does it have...
He has it set for a timer...
Um...
When it rolls out of his hands.
Oh...
Okay.
Well, it's his turn.
It's his turn.
Okay.
So, it's gonna be...
What was that?
Was that me?
Oh, that was not supposed to be you.
I just...
I just have you highlighted.
That's supposed to be...
I can't.
It's supposed...
It's supposed to be Kato's.
Kato's.
Kato Lichos.
Uh...
You kick...
You kick the thermal detonator back towards him...
And it blinks...
Blinks...
And then...
Fizzles.
Uh-oh.
This...
Must have been...
Oh, it was one of the...
Defective.
Broken ones.
Alright, so...
He's still alive?
Um...
Well...
That was one of his turns.
Um...
The second turn comes up for him.
And he continues to lay face down...
With blaster holes in his back.
Man, he's taking this really hard.
Alright.
Um...
I will say, when it rolled out of his...
When it rolled out of his hand towards Mac...
He was not throwing it.
It was...
It just...
It just rolled out.
Just rolled out of his hands.
Okay.
Um...
I guess I'll...
Start combat with the robots then.
Even though they haven't fired at us at all.
No.
And they haven't...
They...
They're...
They just...
They're just getting there.
They see Kato Leechos.
He's laying on the ground.
Uh...
They see the thermal detonator not having gone off.
But they saw the thermal detonator come there.
Um...
And...
They...
Uh...
See...
They all look at Kato.
Then they look at...
Um...
Mac.
Sauron had run away.
They look at Kato.
They look at Mac.
They look at Kato.
They look at Mac.
Then point their...
Their weapons at...
At Mac.
And say...
Uh...
You're under arrest for...
Shooting this man.
Nikto.
Wait.
Are these police droids?
Uh...
It says police droid.
But that's...
They're just guard droids from the...
The factory.
Oh.
The barricades.
Good.
Because I don't think they would, uh...
Protect this guy.
Alright.
I shoot one.
I shoot...
The one close...
Well, I...
I move closer.
And then...
Sauron, save me!
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, let...
Let, uh...
Let Mac react.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, Mac, you take the first...
First spot.
Oh, I...
No, I'm saying save me.
Because I'm about to get shot!
Did I...
Oh, stop.
What is...
Stop being a pussy.
Getting shot ain't that bad.
You are dis-act.
I thought you were outside.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick.
Well...
You gotta take initiative.
No, I...
You guys can keep your initiative.
Alright.
Can I pee?
I don't know.
Can you?
Sorry.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Alright.
What a teacher move.
I'm glad someone noticed.
God, the teacher.
What an English teacher move.
English teacher.
Those bastards.
They're the only ones allowed to pee.
With their air conditioning.
They're the worst.
So, how's your deactivation going?
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
I am reconnecting with my mother.
Oh my god.
Did you bring it with us?
Who's got the family history in this game?
You or me?
I don't think I mentioned my mother.
My mother.
Oh, that's right.
My mother.
I don't know her very well.
Other than she has eight arms.
Alright.
What'd I miss?
Nothing.
But the droids are looking at Mac.
And, um...
Let me hold on.
I gotta look at this.
Oh, he's dead.
Um...
Yeah.
They're looking at Mac.
And they said,
You're under arrest for...
Murdering this man.
And also...
Never mind.
Just murdering this man.
And they point...
And now it's...
Um...
A PC slot.
Um...
So, uh...
I quickly do a quick draw.
I think I have...
I think I have that.
That sounds...
Possible?
That sounds possible.
Possible?
We should probably...
Circle that or something like that.
Commencing contacts.
And a quick draw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a quick draw.
Okay.
So...
Once per round,
draw a holster,
a weapon,
or accessible items
as an incidental.
Okay.
So what does that mean?
Um...
You don't require a maneuver
to draw your weapon.
Oh, I've already got it
already out, though,
don't I?
Yeah, so...
It doesn't really make a difference
in this role.
It doesn't help.
All right, well,
then I'm just gonna shoot the guy.
Um...
The droid.
I'm at close range, right?
I don't really need to do much.
Just shoot.
Yeah, you're at close range.
You could aim.
You could...
Oh, yeah, I'll aim.
Yeah.
Should I give me a boost?
That would give you a boost.
You should...
You should aim.
One boost, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did any of you guys watch Godzilla
King of Monsters?
No, no, sorry.
No, not that one.
I'm sure it booted.
Godzilla vs. Kong?
Godzilla vs. Kong.
Yes, thank you.
Yeah.
I just watched the...
I didn't see the movie,
but I just watched the fight scene
between Godzilla, Kong,
and Mechagodzilla,
and it was pretty fucking awesome.
Spoilers!
No, it was great.
I had a great time.
What?
I might rewatch it tonight.
It's one of my top favorite films.
You used your blaster rifle,
so it's nine damage
plus two successes,
so it's 11 damage.
Yeah, boo.
Just go under weapons,
and you can hit blaster pistol
next time.
Either way.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Instead of going to range light,
you can go to the weapons,
and it makes it a little bit easier.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know it did anything different.
Yeah, it'll show up
a little bit different, like...
The role is effectively the same, but...
It's the same, yeah,
but it looks a little different
in the chat.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, it lists, like,
how much damage it does.
Okay, I'll do that next time.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm fine.
I'm just letting you know.
I said I'm sorry.
You should be.
Okay.
Oh, droid's dead.
Yeah, you blasted the droid.
Woo!
Uh, I think that makes it
Max's turn, right?
Or, sorry.
No, again?
My turn.
Okay.
No, not again.
Uh, yeah, I'll just...
Exactly, not again!
I'm just gonna use
Quick Strike on this...
What is Quick Strike?
...the closer droid.
Uh, add a boost
to...
some...
to someone that hasn't acted
in the encounter.
Okay.
And I am one...
or...
Two.
Medium range?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Uh, you...
Check failed.
You miss.
Wait, wait, wait,
was there any advantages?
You have two advantages.
Yeah, I got two.
Yeah, so now...
so now they're just aiming
at me instead of Mac.
That's your advantage?
Yeah, because I'm up high,
so I think there should be
some kind of...
Oh, you're still
in the catwalk?
Yeah.
Oh.
I forgot you were up there.
The catwalk.
I think we all did.
The catwalk.
Oh, the catwalk.
Okay.
Um,
so in that advantage...
Okay, so the...
the police droid you shot at
turns to shoot at you
rather than Mac,
um,
and is
two away.
That's everything expected.
Ooh, yeah.
Okay.
And...
Is that pie?
It is.
It's apple pie.
Homemade apple pie.
Ooh.
We went, uh...
to an apple orchard
on Sunday.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
That's...
Well,
no,
it wasn't,
because they were basically
all out of apples,
but...
We got enough apples
to make an apple pie.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
The drink...
Well, because no one likes...
No one likes eating
Granny Smiths,
and that's what you make
apple pies out of, so...
I actually really like
eating Granny Smiths.
Okay, fine.
You're a five-year-old.
Congratulations.
I'm a what?
Five-year-old.
Gotcha.
I bet you got nothing
to say about that.
Uh, the droid shoots
at you and misses.
Uh, the other droid,
uh, takes aim
and shoots at
Mac,
who's a bit closer.
Uh, by taking aim,
he gets a boost.
No, no, no, no.
Yes!
Uh, and he misses...
He misses Mac.
You suck!
You jackass!
You'll have to catch me first.
Uh, that brings us
to the top of the initiative.
Yes.
So, Mac,
you want to...
The first one again, or...?
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot.
I'm gonna shoot right back.
I'm gonna...
You said weapons?
What was this?
I'm in the middle of a shot!
Uh, Andy's...
Andy's transponder is beeping.
Hello?
Uh...
Not a good time.
You hear...
You just hear on the other end
it's, um...
Wookiee sounds.
Yes?
I'm just shooting regularly, right?
Yeah.
Oh, hey.
His blaster pistols only does six?
Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
I actually have...
Oh, it's a regular blaster pistol,
so yes, six.
Um, he shoots this police droid
and, um...
kills it.
All right.
Good job, Mac.
All right.
Wookiee.
Uh, the Wookiee responds to you
in Wookiee.
Can I understand Wookiee?
I don't know.
Can you?
We lost our translator droid.
I don't know.
No, you can speak Wookiee
because you were talking to him,
weren't you?
Didn't you?
Yeah.
Didn't you talk to him?
Yeah.
The albino Wookiee?
Yeah.
So I...
I responded, Wookiee.
You...
You look at your transponder
and it says...
It says Wookiee spider on it.
Oh.
Spider is...
The name of the bar
where you met...
Yeah.
Uh, he says...
Did I get his name?
Um, no.
Well, I mean, in your transponder,
all you wrote was spider Wookiee.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what does he say?
You were really fucked up.
Uh, he says, is this...
Is this the...
Twi'lek from...
From, uh...
Or is this Sarn?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Can I call you back?
Are you available...
Are you available for a job?
Uh, yeah.
Can we talk about it
in about, like, five...
Like, ten minutes, maybe?
I need to know
if you were serious about
what you said earlier
at the spider.
Can you remind me
what I said earlier
at the spider?
The thing about, uh,
Butt Radar.
If I killed him?
Yeah, I killed one.
Did you...
I killed him.
Yeah, but did you mean
you would help me someday?
Yes.
Will you help me now?
Right now?
Not right now.
I...
But soon.
Yes.
I have a bounty
that I need...
That I can fulfill
and I need some help.
Okay, yeah, I can do that.
But, uh...
Let's meet at the spider, uh,
in a couple...
Like, tomorrow
to talk about it.
Tomorrow, please.
Are you...
Are you okay?
He says.
Uh, no.
I'm in a firefight.
It sounds...
It sounds really noisy
in the background.
Yes.
I'm in a firefight.
Are you okay?
Are you gonna be okay?
Yes.
Hopefully.
Starr, who the hell is that?
Are you still with that droid?
Uh, kind of.
He's deactivated right now.
But I'll call you back
after the battle.
Okay.
All right.
Do you need help?
No.
So...
I shut up.
I...
I actually might want to.
Uh, so...
So then I move up closer
and shoot at the other police droid.
Okay.
Ooh, I got a triumph.
How would you like to spend your triumph?
I wish that, uh, I...
I shot him.
And just to be safe,
he landed on top of
Lichos' dead body
to make sure he doesn't...
He doesn't come back to life
and grab me
when I go to kick him.
I don't think Lichos' dead.
He's not dead.
I...
I can't believe he's dead.
I know.
It's never been confirmed.
Okay.
Uh, so you...
Oh, wait.
If he dies.
I don't know if the police droid
died or not.
Well, you can't...
Oh.
Yeah.
You did enough damage
for the police droid
to die.
Um, I flipped a dark side point.
As he keels over,
he lands,
as your triumph dictates,
directly on Kato Lichos
and is on top
of the man
laying face down
with blaster holes
in his back.
Uh, and then
he starts beeping.
Oh, no.
Hopefully he's defective, too.
Yeah.
Can I flip a light side point?
Um...
To negate everything
you said.
I mean...
That's not how
light side points work.
Um...
Can I flip a light side point
to use the last
last energy
in my battery
to shoot the droid
that's beeping?
Um...
No.
Okay.
I mean...
No, I don't...
I'll roll for it.
Uh, no.
You already got a triumph
that he...
I didn't get bullshit.
I didn't get shit
when you talked about...
Well, because you played
fast and loose.
And...
Um...
I never...
I never got a triumph.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Okay.
We have five fucking
light side points.
And...
Um...
He flips...
Five light side points
to shoot it.
No.
Um...
No.
I...
He explodes.
Uh...
He has a...
He has a self...
A self-destruct mechanism
that...
Uh...
Causes to...
Him to explode.
Uh...
Not a good idea, Sarn.
Can I spend a light side point
to say...
You're a dumbass, Sarn.
Uh...
You can...
How about...
Your light side point...
Um...
Yeah, you have, like...
As your battery gets, like,
lower and lower,
your damage...
You can have, like...
One...
Burst of energy
before you're completely dead.
You're a fucking dumbass.
Paranoid fuck, Sarn.
And then I die.
Uh...
And then he explodes...
Um...
Doing...
Let's see...
I gotta roll for that.
Got it.
Okay.
So it's not additional damage.
It's only the eight damage from...
Um...
A frag grenade.
To who?
Um...
To both...
You and Mac,
who are just...
Who are standing close enough
to get...
To get blasted.
Does it matter that I'm up above?
No.
You take eight damage.
This is a vengeful god.
But don't forget...
Don't forget your...
Right, because the catwalk
has holes in it.
Right.
Remember the steam?
Well, apparently,
it didn't actually provide us
any camouflage,
those who are standing
on the catwalk.
You would have to be in it.
It only benefits...
It only benefits God.
It never benefits us.
Usually how that works.
Just take your three...
Your three wounds.
Now you're at 11, okay?
Shut up.
Just be lucky you're not dead.
No, I should be at...
No, I was at eight.
I already added it.
Oh, you already added it.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then I will add it to...
Mac.
Okay.
And...
Let's just say it does some damage
to our X, too.
Well, as long as my last words are
petty god.
Your last words were
you fuck...
Sarn.
The paranoid...
You...
He called me a paranoid fuck.
Yeah, it was...
You dumbass paranoid fuck.
Yeah.
It's a Sarn.
But no, those were not my last words.
My last words were petty god
as I got...
took more damage from the grenade.
Okay.
All right.
And as everything sort of...
The smoke starts to settle.
It's just Mac and Sarn
standing over this absolute carnage.
Can I go through...
You know, Lee Soja's pockets?
Uh, you could
if they weren't exploded.
Yeah, but like...
Only his back pockets were exploded.
And those front pockets should be fine.
And the words
paranoid fuck
ring in your ears.
Adam...
As you look...
As you look miserably
at the pockets
that don't exist anymore
and the sad Charlie...
The sad...
Charlie Brown theme
plays in the background.
Da-da-da!
Yeah?
Well, I flip a light side point
that says he has a secret pocket
in the front of his armor,
like, underneath.
Okay.
I'll roll...
That I can find.
You find a secret pocket
in the front,
thanks to your light side point.
And you have to roll perception.
And you have to roll
an easy perception.
Oh, if I fail this easy perception,
I am going to be pissed.
Oh, yes!
I perceive something!
And you...
You reach...
You reach in...
You reach into his front pocket
and you realize...
It was a dick.
It wasn't a pocket at all.
It was...
It's a heart-erect genitalia.
You called it!
Can I rip...
Can I rip it off?
Yeah, but...
Let's see,
what would that be?
What kind of check would that be?
A sexual...
You can rip it off.
I'll allow it.
Just rip it off.
I rip it off
and I place it on Rx's body.
Ugh.
I'm dead.
I don't care.
I know.
Exactly.
As soon as you place that...
Where do you place it on his body?
Um...
Right where his third arm used to be.
Oh!
Oh, okay.
So he gave you a toe.
You gave him...
I gave him a monster.
A bloody dick.
An alien dick, yeah.
Yeah.
A genitalia.
We don't know it's a dick.
And...
As soon as you...
You turn around to...
To Mac...
Does Mac have anything to say about this display?
No.
Sounds like...
But you know what, Saren?
That was a real dick move.
Oh.
I hope he suffers a strain for that.
And...
And you both...
You both turn and look
and there's a Mustafarian standing there.
And he speaks to you, Mustafarian.
Don't I know just enough to...
You know...
That I shouldn't be here.
That's exactly how much you know.
No.
You know just enough Mustafarian
that you don't know what he says,
but it sounds to be in a confused tone.
Hold on.
I'll try it.
What's going on, man?
How's it going?
That's Rastafarian.
Oh.
I mean, you can try...
You can try a knowledge check
to see if you...
You know enough to talk to him.
If I speak Rastafarian...
Or flip a light side point.
We got four of them to use.
Yeah, I'll flip a light side point.
Says that I know enough about Mustafarian
to understand what this guy's saying.
Yeah, but you already used a light side point
to know that you know just enough
that he's confused.
I guess you can...
No, you didn't use it to do that.
No, this was from a previous game.
Oh.
So what...
I will let you get more from a light side point,
but how do you...
How does it happen?
Um...
What?
Like, how do I know what he's saying more?
Yeah.
Like, what do you think narratively
would let you understand more this time
and not last time?
Because...
You know, I'm gonna say...
How about I say...
Um...
He's speaking in a dialect that I understand.
So he's got like a strange accent?
Yeah, but it's an accent that I understand.
Okay.
The other guy spoke northern Mustafarian.
This guy's speaking southern Mustafarian.
That just happens to be the dialect
that I've smuggled with before.
Okay.
Good.
Uh...
And he's saying...
He said, what the hell happened here?
Oh, man.
You don't understand.
It was a big explosion, mom.
I'm just gonna keep going with the rest of...
I always see Mustafarian.
Mustafarian.
Uh...
He continues to just look...
He's just looking at YouTube's...
Puzzled...
In a...
Uh...
Sort of...
Confused way.
Uh...
We just walked in here and they were like this.
It was like this when we walked in.
What do you think happened?
Uh...
He looks at you and he says,
It looks like a lot of violence has happened here.
Uh...
And you look to...
You look to have participated.
I...
Can I wake up just to say no shit, Sherlock?
That is a...
That is a wild accusation.
I have you know, I am a...
I am a safety inspector,
and this place is not up to code.
My...
Wait a minute.
Can I wake up again to say,
He's a diplomat.
No.
You keep just waking up to say things.
I'm a diplomatic...
I'm a diplomatic safety inspector,
and let me tell you,
this place is not up to code.
My name is Bert Macklin,
and this place is not up to code.
You look that up.
Uh...
That's gonna be a check.
I don't know.
Deception, charge...
Deception.
I wake up to say,
that's derivative of community,
and then die again.
No, it's derivative of...
Parks and Rec.
Damn it.
I meant that one.
You meant...
Community Parks.
Get it right next time.
No, I meant Parks and Rec.
No, he's dead.
I just said the wrong thing.
He came back to life to guess the wrong show.
I don't allow that.
Damn it.
I'm rolling a deception.
Is that a poll?
Petty!
Yes.
Uh, Avery.
I always say community
when I mean Parks and Rec.
Not the first time
that has happened to me.
I...
He doesn't...
He doesn't believe you.
Alright.
And why would he?
Mack's holding a gun
that's smoking.
It's so...
It's so sorry.
Yeah.
They're holding...
He doesn't see me.
smoking guns
over a grenade-ed body.
Yeah.
Grenaded bodies.
Not gunned bodies.
He starts...
And then he's...
There are also
plenty of blaster holes
in the back of...
What's his name?
So...
There were blaster holes
when he still had a body.
Oh, that's right.
Now he's vapor.
Yeah.
I forgot.
Yeah.
Now he's just
one singular dick.
So he...
So the Mustafarian
looks at both of you
carrying guns
just having lied to him
and he starts to
slowly raise
a walkie-talkie
to his mouth.
And I point my gun
at him and say
don't fucking do it.
Don't do it.
Alright.
Can I charm him?
I...
Sure.
But you're gonna have to
tell me what that...
What you're doing.
Oh, I'm gonna come up
and speak his language
and I'm gonna put my arm
around him
and just be like
listen man, friend,
come on.
We're just...
Oh, we're all gonna be
friends here.
Why don't we not like...
Let's leave the walkie-talkie
out of this
and, you know,
we'll just...
You know,
we'll all walk out
of here peacefully.
My friend over there,
he's a little trigger happy.
I mean, let's just...
Let's just come out.
Let's go...
You know,
I'll give you some money.
You know,
we'll get out of here.
Is this charm
or coercion?
This sounds more like...
Yeah, this sounds more
like a threat.
This sounds more like a threat.
Uh, let my...
Let my...
What's my...
I'm gonna go coercion.
All right.
And then do I need
to do anything different?
No, it's the same...
Same difficulty.
In my mind,
you're like waving
the blaster around
while you have his arm around him
and like occasionally
like pointing it at his head
and like waving it around again.
Yeah.
You do have three advantages, though.
Oh, okay.
Um...
So he doesn't buy my shit,
but he is interested
in getting money.
How about that?
But the fact is
you got close enough
to shoot his walkie-talkie.
Oh, maybe I could do that.
Oh, yeah.
Or no,
can I say one of my advantages
is I pocketed his walkie-talkie
or is that like...
So you swipe...
You just swipe it out of his hand?
Yeah, I just walked away with him.
He's like,
I don't believe you.
And I was like,
that's fine.
Swipe.
Yeah, okay.
I will allow...
It's a failure,
so you're not...
Obviously not successful.
But I will allow one yoink.
Yoink!
Swipe for no swiping.
And I would suggest
you probably
run out of that place.
Well, yeah,
but we need the bodies.
Really?
I don't even know
what we're doing here anymore.
Like, is there proof
that Leechos is dead
that we can give
to the Black Sun?
or the Pike Syndicate?
Whoever pays more?
Ahead.
I mean, you have his...
His dick.
You have his genitalia.
Nope, he doesn't.
It's actually sitting
on my body.
Yeah, but we have to breed our axe.
You're presumably going to be
taking our axe,
or maybe you're not,
and you're just going to take
the genitalia.
I don't know what they're doing.
so,
Mac has just
yoinked that
walkie-talkie.
It's a
Three Stooges moment.
He's not happy.
He's going to start
chasing you.
What are you guys
going to do?
Can there be a corridor
with doors
along either wall
like Mac is running
into a door
and then out
a different door?
Like a Scooby-Doo?
I said Three Stooges,
not Scooby-Doo.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure
that came from
like Three Stooges
era comedy though,
and then Scooby-Doo
just kind of rift on it.
That may very well be true.
Yeah.
because it had that,
there's that really
famous tune,
that like British
comedy tune
that like goes
with that.
Yeah,
Yakety Sax.
That's Benny Hill.
Yeah.
So that's what I said.
I think that originated
much earlier than Scooby-Doo.
Okay.
I'm just going to call it
for you guys.
You run out of the place
and you leave,
you don't grab Rx.
You only grab the dick
and head out of the,
um,
to the factory.
Did we forget Rx?
Well,
yeah.
Are you guys going to,
are you guys going to bring him
or leave him?
Can we take his memory chip?
So you leave his body?
I'm carrying him on my bag.
How about,
how much does his head,
pull his head off?
All right.
It's got the memory chip.
I,
it's got the,
it's got his memory chip,
it's got his memory chip in it.
I rip his head off so violently
like I've wanted to
for a very long time.
Oh my God.
And you guys run out of,
uh,
the factory.
And he just,
and as you ripped the head off,
it just said,
uh,
Rx just goes,
daddy.
Are you God?
Okay.
Uh,
I will,
yeah,
let's call it there.
Uh,
I like that.
Uh,
I will say in the background,
you were able to collect on the bounty
based on the very particular,
very unique,
and very uniquely tattooed genitalia
of Kato Lichos.
Uh,
through Chopper.
You could say,
you could,
you could say in two different ways
that we got a head.
Oh.
One strain.
That was a dick joke
and a decapitation joke.
Yeah,
that's,
that's a,
that's a round of strains on Boo.
That's a round of strains.
Everyone get some strains.
Uh,
let's see.
You collect,
I think,
what was it?
A thousand,
a thousand a piece
from Chopper.
But I guess I'm dead.
So like,
they get 1500 a piece.
Um,
I don't,
yeah,
you get,
you get the a thousand.
I'm going to figure you out,
bud.
I'm going to make sure
you're back up and running.
I'm going to give you an R2 body.
No,
please leave me dead.
You mean,
crunches?
R4.
Oh God,
R4,
that's even worse.
Do we just get a thousand
or 1500?
You get,
I mean,
they give you 3000,
3000 credits.
Credits.
Um,
split it up.
However you guys bicker
is going to.
All right,
guys,
that's cool.
I'm going to go.
See you guys later.
All right.
Bye.
All right.
So how do you want to split it up?
I mean,
we can straight down the middle.
Yeah,
that's fine.
I'm fine with that too.
Yeah.
Okay.
as long as he doesn't get anything.
Um,
all right.
Yeah.
And
I guess that's it.
You guys,
you guys would collect that bounty.
I'll probably summarize that up in a short,
short thing as no reason to do it here.
Um,
I don't know.
I'll have to read because we're going to be going into the next adventure.
Um,
I would say Sarn,
uh,
keep in mind of the Wookiee that called you and said that he had a job.
Yes.
Um,
um,
I did send you a text message.
I don't know if you got it.
Yeah,
I saw it.
That's kind of what I was thinking.
Okay.
And
yeah,
I guess,
I guess what I'm going to was thinking is that like,
okay,
well this next one is this next adventure is a little complicated,
so I don't know if I'll be ready next week,
but I'm going to try to be,
I'm going to try to learn as we go.
Um,
just like I've been doing.
So hopefully we don't have to take any weeks off.
Um,
well that leads me to my next point is I'm going to be starting roulette class.
And I don't know yet.
She just called and said it's probably going to be Monday through Thursday.
Um,
so I'm probably going to have to miss some weeks.
I don't know how long it's going to be.
Well,
didn't you say it's like six weeks?
I don't know.
It could be four weeks.
It could be three.
I'm not a hundred percent sure.
So you're not going to have any off days then.
Well,
no,
I'll have Friday,
Saturday or Saturday,
Sunday off,
but you have to work on those days.
No.
Oh,
so that's better then.
Well,
not better,
but we just won't be able to do Monday or Tuesday.
Yeah.
But,
but,
and you guys don't like doing it on weekends.
I think we could keep this up until the game.
Well,
how about,
so I can't do this Friday,
obviously,
or not obviously,
but I,
yeah,
I don't know when,
um,
that's going to go into effect either.
Okay.
So I,
two weeks from now,
one week.
It would be perfect.
When you find out,
it would be perfect for the first event.
Like for this,
this,
why can we plan that?
Unless it's going to be like a month,
if it's going to be two weeks,
I guess we could miss one week,
a Friday or a Saturday to do the first session with this,
with this module.
Yeah.
I,
yeah,
I can do that.
And yeah,
we can do it in person too.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
I'll,
I'll let you know.
Cause I'll definitely have Saturdays on.
Well,
it would be perfect.
It would be awesome.
If you could do,
cause we're doing the thing with Joe on the 30th.
Boo.
Yeah.
Well,
I don't want to do two things in one day.
Obviously not two things in one day.
I know.
I was just saying that like,
just separately,
it would be awesome.
if Andy's going to be off for the Saturday that we're doing the thing with
Joe.
Yeah.
If he wants to do it.
Yeah.
I definitely want to.
Yeah.
We were under the impression you worked on the weekend.
So yeah,
if you want to.
Yeah.
Well,
I just got this call today.
So.
Right.
Well,
yeah,
let's like keep us,
keep us informed and we'll figure it out.
I think it's what,
two weeks from this weekend.
Yeah.
Cause next weekend is the,
well,
this in three or four days is the 16th and the 23rd and then the 30th.
Okay.
Yeah.
We'll have to,
we'll have to figure it out.
Yeah.
I might be able to get a little bit extra days if we're trying to get
your,
yeah,
we'll just see.
Yeah.
I'll let you know as soon as I,