Big breakfast
I'm gonna regret all the room for
Big breakfast
Everybody seems to forget how they got last day
They got the big breakfast
I think that I'm still true
It's you looking at me at this time
Patricia! Daddy want the big breakfast
Wednesday Arvo, a set up an embargo
on me going once a week
and crying, or says, "Hey, we're not all okay"
Why don't we have the next meeting down in the cafe?
Whatever you want, you know it's boss man shout
But nothing too pricey, don't get the trout
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fuck you!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fuck you!
Alright, let's send this over
Stuffed!
The crew, fresh off the regret of a big breakfast
find themselves the proud recipients of a coupon book
courtesy of the Chamber of Converse of Coruscant
Besides helping them finish their breakfast
their new friend Ghost has brought to them a bounty
that seemingly has ties to the infamous Butt Radar
A foe from the cruise pass
But in the meantime, where can a smug lord find some antacids?
Good question
Alright, now you guys are at
Yeah
Coruscant
I don't know, oh yeah, I still got the diner here
Were you still in the diner or did we leave?
You guys hadn't left yet
You were
I think you were standing outside the diner
No, I'm sitting on the ground
Outside the diner?
Oh, I am dinered out
I think you were
Well, we have a speeder there though
You have a speeder
Yes, you're right
You do
When you came there
It was just
Sarn and Mac
and the head of RX
and Ghost met up with you
Ghost came there in
an undisclosed way
What does that mean?
Ghost, how did you get here?
He didn't tell you
How did you get here?
Oh
I think he said that he
I don't remember what he said
Last week, but
Public transport?
He took the bus
I took the subway
It's good to laugh after a long breakfast
A big breakfast
Did that breakfast come with any cigarettes?
Uh, yes
Okay, I'm having a cigarette
Your cigarette relieves one strain
Alright, one strain
I gotta write that down
Takes away one health
Plus three lung cancer
I think that's what it is in Bioshock
Is it Bioshock or Fallout?
Maybe both
Alright, can we do
Destiny Pool, please?
Yes
Good idea
Yes
Oh, also
Can you get Craig in here?
Oh, great
Also great idea
I miss Craig
I don't know why
Good thing you
Good thing you like to
Or this in secret ways
Oh, there's Kickboxing Girl
Now he's gonna get confused
Why'd you post it in here?
Now you're never gonna know where the link is
Oh, no, it's fine
I did it so you guys can see what it looks like
There you go
Let me look at this
It's mesmerizing
Neurotic
Alright
Craig joined, right?
Did you guys hear him?
I did not hear him
It says joining
It says recording
Usually there's a little picture of Craig
Yeah, what happened?
Damn it, Craig
Craig!
Hey!
Let's make sure Craig has permissions to join
Can we go to the supply shop?
I don't know why you guys are just dicking around
Hey guys, can we go to the supply shop?
Oh, I feel like just dicking around
Dick around on your own time
We gotta butt radar hunt
I think we have
We deserve some well-deserved R&R
No, we need
We need to hunt butt radar
Do we though?
Yes
Is this something we all need to do?
Yes
Yes, we do
Yes
Alright
Only because I don't like his name
It is a vile name
And he is a vile creature
It is the butt of names
There's your one string back
Alright, Craig is just gonna have to sit this one out
How are we gonna do the podcast then?
I'm recording locally
Oh, okay
Well
He's got several cameras
Which part?
The part where I asked how we gonna broadcast it
No
You must live that shame in eternity
It doesn't matter
You don't listen to it anyway
It's just cause I don't like to hear my own voice
I agree
Fans
With you don't like to hear my voice or your own voice?
Yes
Yeah
Hey, Ghost, how did you get here?
I did not say
Yeah, we know we didn't
We know you didn't say, we're asking
I said, I'd rather not say
Oh, you'd rather not say
Well, why not?
We just shared a big breakfast
I thought we were best buds
A ghost must have his secrets
Alright, well then you're gonna have to run along the speeder
As we drive to the supply shop
Wait, I mean, can he fit in the speeder?
It's a four-per-
What kind of speeder is this?
It's just a bike
It's a speeder bike, I forgot
Oh, that would be so adorable
What shop are you going to?
The Oselin
Oh, sorry
You guys should answer that
The Oselin
I'll meet you there
Goddammit
Oh, he's gonna meet us there
I told you, public transport
Alright, Mac
Mac, I'm gonna drive because you're
An idiot
You're too full
I'm already in the driver's seat, bud
You have too much indigestion
I can't have enough indigestion
To get this gas going
You can't drive a speeder bike
Have indigestion and smoke a cigarette
I've tried
What are you talking about?
I thought this was Coruscant
Not Tatooine
What are we talking about?
I can't drive around with a cigarette after
What are we living in?
Is the Empire back?
You can't easily
I'm not easily distracted
Alright
I'm not easily distracted
You're either gonna smoke and focus on your indigestion
Or you're gonna drive and focus on your indigestion
Or make an average
Space piloting check
Space piloting
No, not space
It should be planetary
You're right
And just roll it?
Yeah
Too difficulty
What's happening?
Oh, he had a triumph
Yeah
Alright, so you do
You are the pilot
You seize the pilot controls
I sit back to back
Just in case if
Anything happens
And I wanna watch what happens to Ghost
You do get a triumph
So you wanna spend that in any way?
A what? A triumph?
You got a triumph
He's able to put Rx's head
onto the hood
I put Rx's head on the hood
and we do an awesome wheelie
Alright
Of course I spend a triumph on a wheelie
You spend all your triumph on wheelies
That's a pretty good thing to spend on
How do you do a wheelie
on a
craft with no wheels?
Like this
He did it again
It does more of a
a tilty
It's LTE
Agreed
Let's do it again
Woo!
I do like the view from up here
I don't know
I like more of the Wookiee
of the droid
I'm flying, Mac!
I'm flying!
Alright
That was a Titanic reference, guys
Yeah, no, we got it
It was just too good, right?
Yeah, I appreciate it
You guys make it over to Yozlin's
Is this from Zelda?
Maybe
I'm so glad I can hear his music now
Alright
So Rx, Sar, Ghost will show up
He's gonna take a little while before he shows up
because he is taking it
again, an undisclosed
transportation method
Do you not have a picture for Ghost?
You're just gonna keep driving dead Rx around?
He's not there yet
No, I mean, Rx is there
But he's not dead
You have the skull on his head
He's kind of a head
The music's getting louder, I think
Yeah, it's getting more fun
It's getting more fun
Alright
I go over to the
the weapons aisle here
So you guys
you guys show up at Yozlin's
It's kind of similar to that
It's a general store
of sorts
The
the
the Eoslin of
the Eoslin name
is a Togruta
it's a male Togruta
slovenly
and he's sitting behind a case
on the side of the
of the shop
I go and talk to him
Hello, Yozlin's
Hey!
Welcome to my shop
Yozlin's
Yeah, I just said welcome to Yozlin's
No, no, I'm here already
This is my shop
I don't know
What do you
what do you guys
what brings you in here?
Guns
Guns?
Do you have any weapons?
Yeah, I got some
I got some weapons
What kind of weapons you got?
What are you looking for?
What kind of money you got?
Blasters
Don't worry about money
Okay
That's a good start
It's a very bad negotiation process though
You're always so hostile
when you haggle
He's so mean
I promise I'm not going to shoot his head off this time
Okay
I don't believe you
Excuse me?
What are you guys saying?
Oh, no, no, no
Previous bad experience
Have you shot other
other shopkeepers?
No, no, no
he's talking about heads
because of the droids
Oh, okay
Have you ever done any business on
tattooing?
Uh, no
Alright, then don't worry about it
I mean, I've been here my whole life
I've actually inherited this shop
It's been passed down from generation to generation
Hey, Mac, I shot that guy's head off on Ryloth, didn't I?
You know, maybe
Wait, I'm too busy
Again, did you shoot someone?
I'm reading a magazine
Yes, I've shot many a people
Was it a shopkeeper?
That's why
One of them
You shot a shopkeeper?
Yes
Yes, I did
Do I need to be worried?
Not if you give me a good deal
Are you threatening me?
No, I'm trying to negotiate
I mean, this is not the outer rim
You can't just shoot people here on Coruscant
I can do what...
Okay, you're right
Okay
And so, he hands you a manifest
I don't know, can you guys see it?
If you click on the vendor
Vendor, vendor, vendor
Where's the vendor?
You guys can't click on them?
No
Let's see
I mean, I can click, but it doesn't do anything
Let me try
It makes me angry
You can figure permissions
All players
Observer
He looks like an assassin
No
No, that's just the
Boiler plate
Alright, let me try one more thing
Try it now
Can you open it?
No?
Oh, yeah
If you double click on it, it should open up a menu that shows
Um, his inventory
Oh, okay
Yeah, I can open up his inventory
He has a lot of inventory
Are you opening it? I'm not getting it
Double click on the ghost assassin icon
Assassin icon
I got it
It's just the default character
I'm gonna need a couple minutes here
Look
Yeah, no, take a look
You know, we've got the best
The, uh, the
Coruscant can offer
The Core Worlds
Uh, can you tell me about this medium item?
Oh, the medium item?
I don't see it, where's it at?
I think it's just, uh, you can plug it in
Oh, medium item
Oh, use this item to represent any medium item
Use the rename button to give it a name
And then the notes button to describe the item
If the item is purchased, be sure to deduct the cost from your credit total
That says to me that this is a whole lot of nothing
Don't, uh, just, just, uh, let's, yeah, let's get rid of that
Fifteen thousand
Oof
Let's
Let me see what you guys got for
Money
Uh,
Somehow
Last week you guys haggled more money out of that bounty than was promised to you
Um, you guys got fifteen hundred, fifteen hundred out of it
Rather than the a thousand that was agreed upon
Um
I thought it was three thousand
Yeah, I know, you thought a lot of things, Mac
Uh, how about you just sit with your indigestion and think about what you've done for a little while
Oh, like get us more money and free food?
Yeah, well
Alright, so as you guys are looking at the, um, the sort of list of what he's got
Uh, ghost walks in
There he is
Like a ghost
Eight foot
Eight foot wookiee just glides into this, uh, training pose
Whoa there big fella
He's so majestic
Come on, Calamari
Uh, I'll tell you, can you tell me about this Mach 6 modular backpack?
Backpack?
Nothing's coming up
Who's, who's, who's tiger?
Togar
I mean
Togar
Shopkeep
Uh, that's Mr. Eoselin to you
Mr. Shopkeep?
Yeah, what do you need?
Can you tell me about this Mach 6 modular backpack?
Uh, wow, no, it turns out
Uh, it does not have a description
Okay, then
Okay
So, I guess not
Although I should be in the core book, hold on
Can I buy as much as I want from here?
Yeah, you can buy whatever you want
Alright, sure
I just made sure, relax
Shut up
Uh, I do not see it in here
Perhaps I should have looked this up before
Man, the nard latch
Yeah, I do not see the backpack
I was just hoping it would help with encumbrance
I'm sure that's exactly what it does
So what is it, a Mark
Uh, what's it called?
What kind of backpack?
Mark 6
Mark
It's the Mark 6 modular
Modular back
Let's see if I can find it on the
So the description
I just found out what I'm gonna get
It says this
particular, the ELG 3A blaster pistol
It's considered to be called by many to be the diplomat's blaster
No!
Okay, so
Backpack increases encumbrance threshold by 3
Uh
I'll take the backpack
Okay
Uh, did you look at your
I'm gonna put it in
No, let me add the
Item
I'll figure out how to add it to your character sheet
Okay
That's minus
So that would be 150 bucks
Alright, we'll just keep it back there
I'm gonna keep shopping
Okay
And Mack, the diplomat's pistol?
Where's that at?
What's it called?
Uh, the ELG blaster pistol
ELG blaster pistol
What the hell's a punch dagger?
What a gimlet knife
Oh
ELG 3A blaster pistol
It
Diplomat's blaster, that's unbelievable
Unbelievable
Alright, can I-
Alright, let me know when you're done
When-
Who is done?
When-
Who is done
With figuring out the diplomatic pistol
No, I'm done
Okay
So I assume the clothes I have under my padded armor are like light clothing
Just
Normal clothing, right?
You have
Two units of padded armor
So if I were to get the heavy clothing that I would assume I wear underneath the armor
It adds a soak
So you-
You've-
You've added a soak with padded armor already
Well, you have two
Okay
Yeah
Alright, so what are you trying to do?
Add more-
So like the-
The armor is like over-closed, right?
Yeah
I think so, yeah
If I were to change-
If I were to change out, let's just say my t-shirt and jeans for this heavy clothing
Oh, heavy clothing is on here?
Yeah, it's at the bottom
Can I get an extra-
What does this do?
It's gonna add a soak and an encumbrance
Okay, sure
Okay
I'll take that too
Okay
Get this in to work
What are you trying to get to work?
The scrollers
Backpack and heavy clothing
And the heavy clothing you said is plus one soak?
Yeah, so I'm gonna have six soak total
Okay
It says the price is 50 when I click on it
But a hundred in the inventory
Yeah, it's a hundred
It's a hundred at this place
Can I negotiate then?
Because it's only worth 50
You can try, yeah
Alright
Hey, hey
Yeah
Shepkey
Yeah
What do you want?
I've seen this heavy clothing at a bunch of places, it's only 50
Yeah?
Well, where did you see that?
So
Yeah, where?
Let me pay 50 for it
I don't think so
I'll give you 50 for it
No, I don't think so
Alright, I'll give you 60 for it
Roll
Roll a hard negotiation
Hard?
Yeah, you're in the shopkeep
This guy tries
People try to handle him all the time
Fail
Do I have to?
Yeah
Hey, you're lucky I don't make it more expensive
Alright, so 90
No!
You failed!
That's how negotiation works
Fine
Fine, I'll give you a hundred
Alright
Uh...
Ghost, you're awfully quiet
Hey, you're a wookiee over there
You're just
Just wandering around this place
You gonna buy something?
Yup
I am just waiting for my companions
Oh, I missed
Oh, there he is
Alright, so I got
I got one of these
Diplomats pistols
for the dandy over there
and
No, I'm not done
Oh, he's not done
Alright
I got
I would like
your finest binders
for 50
I got a concealed carry cord
for 200
What's a concealed carry cord?
It's a rope
Why don't they just call it a rope?
I don't know
That's not as cool as a concealed climbing cord
That's it
I said carry cord
I'm trying to find it
I don't see it in here
I'm trying to find it
I don't see it in here
Huh
Find it yet?
No
God
I didn't make it
Alright
It's like ripen all the cybernetic brain implant
Conceal
Right
Right next to the
Oh, again
Oh, concealed climbing cord
This mod consists of a small retracting spool
Wait, hold on, what is this?
It's an item attachment
You attach it to something
Oh
Typically built into a belt, sash, or other load bearing strap
Grants the user a length of climbing cord with a grappling hook
This counts as having the right tool for the job for climbing and repelling
So do you have a belt?
Yeah
Every man has a belt
I don't know about every
It's just the galaxy
Okay
Concealed climbing cord
Oh, I had carry cord
Climbing
Alright
And binders
Alright, so binders are
So what was the pistol?
That was the ALG
How much did that cost?
800
Alright
The binders were 50?
Yeah
And the concealed carry climbing cord was 200
And then I want the molecular dagger
For another 200
That sounds cool
What does it do?
Yeah, I know
Does it do anything?
I don't think it's an attack
I mean, it's molecular
Nuclear?
Well, that's not a word, but
And that was how much?
That was 200
Oh, I wrote that down right
Wait, was the climbing 200 too?
Yeah
Oh, okay
And that is molecular dagger
Mulder
Alright
Does he have
What does he have in terms of like healing?
Does he have anything healing?
Is that like
What that uh
Herb is?
I don't know what the herb does
It sounds like it's just a mild narcotic
A mild narcotic
Among huts
Mark an herb can
Induce a sense of euphoria upon inhalation
Often smoked in hookah pipes
The herb has a distinctive odor when burned
I don't think it does
I don't know what it does
It gives you one encumbrance
It does give you one encumbrance
The garot causes one encumbrance too?
It's pronounced garot
Wait, I think it's pronounced garot
Yeah, everything
What did I say?
Garot
It cost 50 cents
I guess I always thought it was garot
Really?
Oh, I always thought it was garot
Maybe I never
Maybe I don't know how to pronounce it
I think it's probably
I think it's because
Isn't a garot
Do they use it for your throat?
Yeah
Well, that's probably why
It rhymes with throat
Yeah
That must be it
Mystery solved
I mean, it's a go-to weapon
For quiet assassinations
For millennia
It's actually garot
Oh
Garot
Because you strangling someone
On their throat
A character who makes a successful bra attack
When using a garot
Against a target
Can cause that target to become suffocated
By strangling their throat
Well, I got everything I need
I don't think he has anything healing
Of a healing nature here
It does not seem that way
This place sucks
I see no busters on the wall
Just some
So what is heavy clothes exactly?
Why would you market it as heavy clothes?
I mean, it's just like, it's like a weighted blanket
I just don't get it
You working on your tight five here, pal?
By what?
Your tight five?
You what, you doing a comedy skit here?
No, I'm working on my tight abs
Ooh
Yeah, good one
Yeah, I like you
Mr. Diplomat
I appreciate you
Hey, look at it, my diplomat guns
This will be good for some diplomatic meetings
Let me tell you
What was it, an EA
An EAG
EAG
EAG what?
40 something?
Yeah, it was a good one
You're a good one, a good one
Yeah, I like you
Mr. Diplomat
I appreciate you
Hey, look at it
My diplomat guns
This will be good for some diplomatic meetings
Let me tell you
What was it, an EA
An EAG
EAG what?
40 something?
Yeah, that's it
I was gonna look it up, but
ELG 3A
ELG
Blaster
All right
Lightweight
Elegant
Ooh
Look how elegant it is
Ooh, that's so elegant
Ooh
Did you, did you see
I put it in the chat
Wow
How elegant guys
How elegant
Where's it in the chat?
See anything
I put it in general
You're the general
I think I put it in general
Oh no, I put it in the other one
No you didn't
I put it in character drawing
It's not going there
It's too late now
I'll take two of the stim sticks too
Uh
Wait, how many does he have?
Yeah, two sounds about right
So
Stim sticks
Stim stick?
Is that
I lost my thing here
I can
Oh it removes
I can remove
Um
A black dice from perception checks
Okay
First
Discipline, perception, resilience, or vigilance
Alright
So
Plus two stim sticks
Yeah
And they were how many a piece?
Ten
Oh
Hey
Shopkeep
Yeah
How much will you offer me for
this janitor mustache?
What?
I have a janitor's mustache in my pocket
Yeah, I see the mustache
I mean it's still got a little bit of skin on it
I'm not going to buy that
What am I going to do with that thing?
You can use it
You can use it to break into places
That is janitor
It's perfect for janitor this guy
That is a gruesome trophy
This is a gruesome trophy
Yeah
Why is it?
Hold on
This is from the king of janitors
There must be pride associated with this trophy
There is pride
We took this from the king of janitors
Why would you sell it?
Why would you give it to this man?
We're desperate, we need money
If it's worth 10,000 gold
I'll take
10,000 credits
It's definitely worth 10,000 credits
It is not worth 10,000 credits
It's worth 10,000 credits
It's worth pride
The Wookiee is right
It's worth pride if anything
No, it's worth it
Can I roll a negotiation?
Yeah, you can roll a negotiation
It's a hard negotiation check
Alright, where is my negotiation?
Wait, me or Boo?
Me or Mac?
Mac seemed to really come vociferously
To your defense
So I think he's taking the first
How do I go
How do I get it back to the
Because all I'm seeing is weapons
And
Well, I think that's what Andy
I think that might have been what Andy was trying to get at
Let's see
General skills
And you
I forgot
Oh, you gotta highlight
You gotta click on yourself
And then you should
That stuff should
Oh, right
You see it now?
Got it
This is really cool
So what is it?
Is it a deception?
It's hard, so three difficulty
Not deception negotiation
He's succeeded
Alright
Yeah, there might be something here
On this mustache
It ain't gonna be 10,000
But
I'd give you something for it
What are you gonna give us?
From the king of mustaches
From the king of the janitor mustaches
Janitor mustaches
If it was the king of janitors
Why didn't you bring me the crown?
Why would you bring me the mustache?
This is his crown
Because everyone knows
Because
No, everyone
Okay, everyone knows
The crown
It's just
Yeah, everyone knows the crown is just ceremonial
The mustache is what makes the janitor the king of the janitors
Uh, let's see
What, uh
Listen, you already believe my negotiation
How about I give you, uh
I'll give you
300 bucks for this thing
Absolutely not
Okay, well then you can keep it
Well, hold on, I'm open for trades here
You're open for trades?
Yeah, what about
I'll trade it for the hunting goggles
The hunting goggles, huh?
No, no
Trade it for something more
Hold on
Get the
Get the energy lance
I was thinking about the energy lance
I'm not giving up this
This energy lance for that
Get the non-lethal combat droid
It's non-lethal
It's a combat droid
It's in the name
Non-lethal combat
What does it do?
How about I give you this Mon Calamari Organic Gil?
No, no, no
What about
I mean, yeah
Body part for body part
To breathe underwater
Ooh
I still think we should take the droid
I think we lost Ghost
We could use the droid
Yeah, he's very mysterious
He just vanishes
I think we should get his ghost
Irish goodbyes out of here
I'll trade you the hunting goggles for it
Alright
I'll take the hunting goggles
Alright
Minus one mustache?
Minus
Yeah, I got it
This is a very
This is a very sad erase right here
What, for erasing the mustache?
Yeah
Alright
Oof
That hurt
Alright
You guys
Yeah
Thanks you guys
I think
We've done all the business we're gonna do here today
How much would you take from my mustache?
How about this?
Get a haircut
Now get the hell out of here
I'm closing
I like you
Appreciate ya
Alright, yeah
Take your weird wookie friend with ya
Bye
He's my
I owe him money
He's my
I
I owe him money
He's my bookie wookiee
What is a bookie?
What's a wookiee?
Bookie
I
I am a wookiee
Oh, you're a wookiee?
That answers a lot of questions
Okay, you guys
You're in the trading post
And now you're
You're out into the streets of Coruscant again
Finally
We must hunt the butt radar
Alright, where are we going?
My ship
If you guys don't remember
And I know you don't
I don't
The listing said provide contact information and qualifications to HN4-768A via SecureCom
Which is basically the callback number from the listing in the bounty
Alright, Ghost, you wanna call that?
I don't have a cop
Just take the robots
You wanna borrow mine?
You can take the robots
You should just take our
Our X's and any of our X's items and stats and whatever
You cannot take his stats
Let's just cut some corners here
Very little
Convenience
I'm pretty sure his, uh, communicator was probably destroyed
When his body was
Alright
It's attached to his body, which you guys just left
In the cat factory
I tried to leave it dead
Or whatever that random voice just said
Alright, I call the number
Okay
Your view screen flashes, revealing a poised Pantoran woman with blue skin and dark hair
Her voice is melodic and she speaks with confidence and authority
Greetings
Hello
My name is Venlata
And I am contacting you on behalf of the Zahn Consortium
We are experiencing shipping losses that exceed our projections
These challenges to our bottom line are due to pirates
Rather, one pirate in particular
And we would like to contract you as part of our program of loss prevention
Should you be interested, please meet me
Please meet with me on the planet of Sleucami
In the city of Telussema
Venlata smiles, her white teeth highlighted by her blue skin
And waits for your pull
Okay
Can you take Jizzle rug off of the screen there?
It's not where she belongs
She belongs in the time
Get your ass back in the kitchen
Alright, so Venlata smiles, her white teeth highlighted by her blue skin
And waits for your reply
We've taken this, right?
I mean, I'm attracted to her
I mean, do you see the pretty blue lady?
I'm definitely in
Alright
She looks like she could use a little bit of smuggling and lovable
I respond
She looks like she could use a little bit of body hair
Oh
I respond
Which is, yeah, we'll take it and you're perfect the way you are
Throw some hair
Having her not hearing anything else in the conversation
Had just taken place
Okay
You receive a message back
Oh, okay
I thought I was leaving a message
Or talking to her
No, no, this is all through voice messages
Back and forth
Well, I guess it's also a little bit of video
Vanlata's composure seems strange for a moment
And you notice a predatory glint in her eyes that wasn't there before
I guarantee
That is attractive
Thank you
Did you guys see that cute, you guys see that cute glint in her eye?
It didn't seem very non-threatening
The fact is quite lucrative
She says
The Zahn Consortium is never stingy when it comes to protecting its interests
Unfortunately, my time is rather precious
So I must see to other tasks
I hope you consider this offer as well as its rewards
And meet with me on Sleucami
The transmission ends
Leaving you to contemplate your next move
Alright, let's go back to the Tahuna
Not sure how much contemplation is involved
I look at my companions
Yes, they are not contemplating
They are fantastic
I'm contemplating going back to that diner
You guys want to get more breakfast?
No
You have one space, Tom's
And you're ready to go back
They won't call me the man of steel for nothing
No one calls you that
Who calls you that?
They do
My fans
Well-wishers
Ghosts
Okay
Basically never believe anything
Should I call you the man of steel?
Please don't
What is steel?
Don't worry about it
He's not made of it
As he had walked away
Okay, so you guys are
You walked out the ship
You
Or the shop
You talked to the voice lady
And I assume you guys are now
Or you said you're going to head back to the ship
Yeah, I think we should head back to the Kahuna wave
And you guys are all three of you riding on one speeder
I don't know
Ghosts
What do you have?
It's a Y-T-
100
Frater
Shit
Y-1300
Y-T-1300
Ah, a K-1300
K-1300
That should suffice
What docking bay are you at?
Just follow us?
I cannot
Why not?
He's taking the subway
We're at docking bay 27
Okay, I shall see you there
Uh
Wait, hold on
We didn't roll our
Oh, Ryan
Oh, I didn't roll my
My destiny pool
Yeah, you did
So two dark
Three dark and two light
Did not update here
Oh, no
Am I breaking up right now or?
No, you sound great
I'm breaking my heart
You look like shit though
I was connected to my phone
And then my phone just shut off
Oh
So
I'm just
Attached to the regular life
I guess
Alright, let me
Take you guys to the
The Kahuna
And
Can you see it now?
No, it's still
I just see space
Alright
Yeah, I see it
You just have to scroll out
Oh, I see
I thought you were gonna like
Hey, there's my ship
And it's many, many hiding spaces
Man, it feels like
I feel like I haven't been to you
In like
The length of a story arc
Alright, give me one second
I can regret but
A story arc in half
Alright, I'm gonna
I'm gonna re-up my head
Okay
What I just did
I'm gonna go to the next one
Alright, how's it going?
You know, hanging in there
Only one more day at school
Then Thanksgiving break
Excited about that
Parent-teacher conferences suck
Yeah, I had those on Thursday of last week
We got them today and tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They went till 8 o'clock tonight
And then tomorrow
They were supposed to get done early
But it kind of sucks
Because all the teachers
Are in the classrooms
And I got a full custodial staff
Coming in that
I gotta keep these guys busy
For 8 hours
And I can't go into the classrooms
So
We're doing like a lot of other stuff
Around the building
But it's kind of annoying
It's weird right now
I don't know
I mean it sounds like
Maybe it's okay out with you
But you could fill me in
In a second
But I know right now
In the city
Custodians are like
On super high demand
Like no school
Has enough custodians
Like
My school is short
I think like 5
Like we do not have enough
Oh really?
Yeah the third floor
Like which is where I work
Like never gets cleaned
Because we just don't have enough people
Yeah that's true
Yeah that's weird
Because like ours
We wouldn't be able to get away with that
Even if we were short staffed
We have to get everything clean
But just people stay late
No one
No one ever checks the third floor from admin
So
Yeah
That sucks
Yeah
That's weird
Yeah
You should be coming to this teacher
But they don't
Well you know
Admin not coming up there is nice for other reasons
Like if I ever want to wear jeans on not a Friday
I can get away with it
Or no pants at all
Well no I wouldn't try that at a high school
That's a
That's a quick route to
Being arrested
To get laid
I thought you were going to say
Yeah I was going to say
It's a quick route
Quick route to get laid
Alright so you guys are not in space yet
You walk up to the
You guys walk towards
What bay did you say it was at?
Sorry
27
You guys walk up to
Bay 27
And you see
The Kahuna wave
You haven't seen it in
I don't know how long has it been?
A couple days?
It's
It's been a while
I'm walking like a fucking red panda
Like I haven't seen this thing
Like
Woo
Yeah
And
You don't even remember flying to Coruscant
So that doesn't even really count
Ghost has never seen
The Kahuna wave
He's so impressed
I can tell
This is a very very old ship
Oh yeah
Yeah
It is
It's a brave ship
I'm not saying it's a bad ship
I feel like if someone
If someone saw this ship for the first time
They would be tempted to say something along the lines of
Can this hunk of junk even fly?
Say it could make the
They're running
40 parsecs
Isn't parsec a unit of distance?
Yeah
And I
And I made it
Oh
I swallowed chicken
Why are you drinking chicken?
That's what you're supposed to do with chicken
Why are you drinking chicken?
That sounds like the wrong way to consume chicken
It's the future way of consuming chicken
Okay
You probably consume chicken
Sarn immediately walks to the crew course to take a nap
So Sarn works
He
You guys are sort of bickering about whether or not the parsec is a unit of space or time
And Sarn just sort of trudges on to the Kuna wave ahead of everyone
Let me cartwheel
No
You can't cartwheel
Anger is very oddly against cartwheeling
He hates spinning characters
Really?
Yes
It's not
It's not in character
Well
I just hate it in character
Our characters also aren't little discs on a flat board
And you're right
They should never ever do a cartwheel
I specifically said I cartwheel
You did not
I did
You never did
You can't
I did
Impossible
Yeah
Okay fine
Alright you guys gotta get on the ship
You're just gonna sit out here and argue into the sky
Yeah
It won't let me move into the crew quarters
Good
My way to the cockpit
I wanna take it
I'm still RX
I'm not Ghost
Oh I don't
Oh do I have to give you control of Ghost
I'm gonna let
I'm gonna take a walk around my ship
Make sure everything's up to spec
Yep
Engineering looks good
Yeah
Engineering looks really good
What happened
Yeah
Looks like everything's engineered really well here
Why don't I have control of my character?
Cause you got kicked out or something
I got kicked out
Oh
Oh you're gone
I
Restarted in here for some reason
Uh
Yeah I don't know
I don't
Yeah
I
I'm gonna have to work on giving you control too
Ghost
Uh
But I'll have to deal with that later
Uh
So
You walk on
And
It looks like
Mac just walks ahead of you as well Ghost
And walks into the cockpit
leaving you to sort of just like get up
You're on the wing ramp all by yourself
And you kind of come on into the ship
Um
And they kind of go to the
To their own spaces
Actually
Before I walk down the ship
Before I walk down to the cockpit
I just want
I look around and look at Wolf
and I say
Man it's really weird seeing a Wookiee on this kind of ship
And I walk away
Alright
I
What is that smell?
Oh no
Alright
I'm rolling a dark side point on that
And
Uh
Wookiee
I'm sorry
Ghost
What you're smelling
Uh
Is smell is somewhat familiar
But you can't quite place your finger on it
Uh
But it's
It's very familiar
Is that realistic though?
No I
It's not completely realistic
Like I feel like
He
Like
Alright fine
I guess
You
Would you like to recognize it right away?
Well yeah
I mean
I feel like he'd recognize the smell of another Wookiee
I
Lay down in bed
Realize
Oh shit
We've got a crazy
This is
Nering
So you heard
You heard him sniffing
Yeah
My eyes
Bold
Oh my god
We've got a crate
Of Wookiee Pulse
On this
Ship
So I leave
I
I don't
Have control
I find Ghost
I really
I'm in
I don't
Can I move Ghost yet?
I
No I
I could not figure out how to get
How to do that
I don't
Can you move him
Where are the Wookiee Pulse?
Uh
I assume in cargo
Is there a cargo?
Oh yeah
Let's say
You're following the smell
Towards the main cargo hold
But it's sort of in the back
It's not in the main cargo hold
It's in a closet in the back
But you're getting closer and closer
I go
Hey Ghost
The smell
The smell is very strong
Yes I know
It's behind the ship
Have you had a Wookiee roommate before?
No
But there may have been one before we come and clear the ship
But the smell is strong as if it's still here
I've been trying to find out what it is for the longest time
Interesting
Well, my nose is more acute than yours
Let me find it for you
Alright
Just
Is he doing that for everybody or just me?
Just
To me too
Yeah, it's fine
Sorry, you're getting choppy
Okay
And
Yep
Well
Wait
I mean, you're kind of smooth now
You're trying to get back out of your phone
You didn't wire in, Andy?
I did not
I don't
I don't have a long enough cord
No
Also, I have a note here that
Pash McKenzie has a Wookiee pelt mustache
When?
Uh, that's just what it says here
I was looking to see if you guys
If
You guys still had the
It doesn't matter
But I was looking through some of these notes
It says
Uh, come up with aliases
Mac
His alias is Pash McKenzie
And has a Wookiee pelt mustache
Hey, sorry
My phone's not coming on
Uh, you're a little bit better now
Try
Try going
Try getting back in there
So
Ghost was saying that he smells something very strong and very distinct
And he asked you about whether or not you had a Wookiee ever on this ship
Yeah, I was saying that before we stole the ship it may be very possible
Sorry, before we commandeered the ship
The ship
Well
Eh
It just seems like
Okay
There's lost connection
Oh
We can hear you
Okay
Alright, that's probably fine
Okay
Fine now?
Well
I think there must be a Wookiee or something
Very close belonging to a Wookiee still on board
The smell is
Uh, overpowering
May have urinated in the corner a couple times
No, no, no
It is not the smell of urine
This is the smell
Of
Summer nights on Kashyyyk
I must find the source
Uh
Does that mean it's a female Wookiee?
So
I get the sense that
Sarn
You're trying to stop him from searching
Yes
Okay
And
Uh
Ghost
You
So
Roll your negotiation against his
Um
Discipline
So what is
So
Ghost
Your discipline is
One yellow and one green
Okay
So that will
That means that
No, that's not how that works
So
Oh, I guess I thought we just both rolled
Wait, one yellow and one green
Yeah, so
So when
So when you're doing it against each other
Uh, Sarn, you will roll negotiation
And your difficulty will be one red, one purple
Oh
So yellows turn to red and greens turn to purple
It's
Can you see my rolls?
Not yet
I
Hit
I
Hit
I try to roll two times
Oh, I can't see
Are they showing up for you?
No
Go
Are you on the internet?
Yeah
Go
Find the
Oh yeah, that's right
Find the Star Wars dice roller
And just roll it
And
Cause you know what you have to roll, right?
Yeah
Remember that, that one we used to use?
Or
Here, I'll send it, I'll send it in the chat
And you can just roll it
I got it
Okay
You could probably
Roll it in the chat too
Cause I have a dice roller in there
Uh, four successes
I
One success
That's it
So you just have one success?
Yeah
That's what it boiled out to?
Yeah
Okay
Um, so you were successful in sort of
Trying to steer him away from
Following his scent
Alright, how
Technologically advanced are you?
Or
Ghost
Are you good with technology?
Or
Not
No, I have not
Are you
No, you're not
I care not
For technology
It
It holds none of the truths of the forest
Are you tired at all?
Not very, no
Are you sure?
Yes
Because there's a nice wampa skin rug that you can sleep on
In the crew quarters
I didn't
It's very comfy
I did not kill the wampa in question
And so I shall not enjoy
The fruits
Of its hunt
Alright, well then
Push it to the side and fall asleep on the floor
You're just telling him to go to sleep?
He's not a child
Well, I'm actually tired
Or
I'm not a child
I do not want to go to sleep
Can you
Can you help me
With setting
Rx
I pull out Rx's head
Can you help me set him into the navigation system?
It is not my area of expertise
But if you ask for my
If you ask for my assistance
Hold the flashlight
I will supply it
Sorry
Let me finish
Inpatient one
Alright
That would be very nice
Yes
So
I give him Rx's head
And say I'll meet you in engineering
I just need to have a word with Mac really quick
Okay
I wait for him to walk away
And then immediately start going searching again
Damnit
Ghost
This is the exact opposite
Okay
Did you call him over?
Did you call Mac over?
No
I was going to go meet him
As
Ghost was waiting in engineering
And I waited there until you left
Okay
No
But you're not in engineering
Oh I waited wherever you left me
Okay
And then as soon as you walked away
I was going to follow you
Alright so Sarn
So Sarn walks over
He walks down
Oh you were going to follow him?
No you weren't
You were going to get back
Hold on
If I follow the path
I walk behind him
And say engineering is just up there
Second door on your left
Or first door on your left
Alright
Second door technically
Alright I'm walking
I go towards engineering
Alright
Then I split off and I run towards the cockpit
Alright then I go run back to the cargo bay
You're...
I'm going to go to the fuck when you make this easy
Oh
Okay
Alright
Oh so what
You got a bit you're trying to do?
I want to tell Mac to dump the...
Oh okay
Alright
So as you...
Hey Sarn it smells like Wookiee pelts in here
Okay so you walked down
Wait it smells like what?
You know what I give up
I'm going to take a nap
Hold on hold on hold on
This has got to be quiet
Got to be chaos
So you walked away
And you saw
You saw that he was like
About to turn
And go back towards the main cargo hole
Because he got distracted by the smell
Roll a...
Roll a perception
Let's say it's uh...
Let's say it's hard
Because you're kind of far
But you get a boost
Because you're a Wookiee
Oh not me
No not you
What am I wrong?
Wait sorry
What am I wrong?
Ghost
Perception
What is my perception?
You should be able...
Oh you can't click on your character?
I might have to give you...
Well I'm still RX 7-8 remember?
Yeah but you can double...
You can't double click on...
On Ghost?
Oh maybe
I don't know I didn't try that
No I can't
Alright I will...
I'll make you owner on here
And you should be able to do it
Alright go ahead now
Okay cool
There we go
Um...
Yeah you might have to do a custom roll
Rather than just...
Oh it says rank 0
Like it doesn't have anything for perception
Perception will be...
It's rank 0
But perception is a...
It's either...
Perception is a cunning...
So you...
It's 2 ability
Okay
Alright...
Perception...
Uh...
Now...
I can't...
Alright is there just like a general roll button?
If you go to chat...
I can probably send it to you...
Uh-huh...
So if...
If you go to chat...
Public roll?
Yeah...
I found it...
Okay...
Alright...
So you said 2 ability?
2 ability...
3...
3 difficulty...
2...
2 ability...
3 difficulty...
1 boost...
Okay...
Your check failed...
So you don't know exactly where it is...
But you do have 2 advantages...
If you have something narratively...
You'd like to...
I smell...
But I head towards the galley...
Instead of the front of the cargo hold...
Okay...
So you definitely still smell it...
You still smell Wookiee...
You're fixated on it...
But now you're...
You're not...
You're...
You're getting a little bit cold...
Yeah...
I went the wrong way...
Okay...
And now Sarn...
Maybe they had been...
Maybe they had been stored there at one point...
Right...
That's good...
Sarn...
Did see you start to walk...
Towards something...
Or like...
Start sniffing again...
And like ran over to Mac...
Alright...
Mac...
Just get this up...
Right now...
We've got a...
Well...
So I'm...
I'm kind of like...
I'm in the cockpit...
Go...
You need to get this up right now...
We've got a problem...
What?
Because I...
Let me tell you...
It reeks like Wookiee Pelton here...
Yes...
Do you know why?
Because we have Wookiee Pelts here...
Oh...
Well...
Do you know...
What we just brought...
Who we just brought aboard?
Uh...
Yeah...
I'm sure he sees Wookiee Pelts all the time...
He's an experienced bounty hunter...
Oh...
Okay...
Just...
Hurry up and get us out...
Of here...
Let me go handle this...
Just...
Give him the room with the Wookiee Pelts in it...
I'm sure he'll feel like home...
Just...
So...
So Mac was...
Mac was no help...
No help...
Alright...
I run...
I'm too busy...
Walking...
I'm hiding...
I'm hiding my goods...
Alright...
I start walking back...
Okay...
Oh...
I can't move you...
Yeah...
You can't move you...
So...
Since I saw him...
Walking back towards here...
I find him standing outside the...
Galley...
No...
I'm in the galley...
I'm like...
Nose deep in the fridge...
Alright...
And I call out...
Ghost...
I saw you walk back here...
Yes...
Sorry...
I was distracted...
Ah...
Yes...
You needed help...
I shall come with you...
No...
Hold on...
I've got something I want to talk to you about...
Before that...
Uh...
Okay...
What...
Oh my gosh...
You did smell Wookiee Pelts...
Uh...
I'm sorry...
You smelled Wookiee...
The smell of Wookiee...
Okay...
Yes...
I know I did...
And I still do...
Right now...
Yes...
They're still on here...
Uh...
They...
Who's they...
What?
There are Wookiees here?
They're...
No...
Hold on...
I have the pelts...
Of the past butt radars I've killed...
As a...
Prize...
That's gonna be a deception...
As a trophy prize...
And that's gonna be...
What is opposed to deception?
I only got two ability...
You're trying to deceive him...
Deceive him!
I know I put it in here...
Where did I put it?
Walking...
Walking and rolling...
Down on the street I'm strolling...
Want the seagull...
Uh...
Let's say...
It's...
Is...
Discipline...
So it's gonna be one ability...
And one...
Or no...
Not one...
One difficulty...
One challenge...
Which is red...
One red and one purple...
For trying to deceive him...
Sorry...
Two successes...
Two threats...
Okay...
Um...
Your threat...
I...
I tell...
I...
I'm not...
Proud of the fact...
That I kept these...
The skins...
As a trophy...
Okay...
Yeah...
That's good...
So...
He does sort of...
Buy your lie...
That...
He...
He buys your lie...
A little bit...
That it's...
Butler Heart...
Radar...
Related...
But...
He's offended...
That you would even keep...
The pelts...
Yeah...
That's...
Can we explain to them...
How warm they are?
Well...
Do you guys mind if I...
Tiger...
Do you mind if I characterize it?
Yeah...
No...
Go ahead...
Um...
Well...
I know...
You are a bounty hunter...
Who takes pride in his trophies...
And I do not begrudge you the taking of trophies...
Especially if they are in the conquest...
Of one as vile as the butt radar...
However...
If I find out...
That these are not from the butt radar...
Then...
We shall have a problem...
I...
And...
I don't know...
I didn't know...
That you have killed more than one...
But you don't know that I haven't...
I shall let it go...
Alright...
Would it...
Will it make you feel better if I...
Discard these...
Once we are...
No...
Do what you want with them...
They are yours...
Fuck...
Okay...
Ghosts...
Be in the...
Out of character...
I am much more likely to discover...
Your lie...
If you do keep them on the ship...
So the prudent thing would probably be to get rid of them...
Yeah...
Hey...
But they're mine...
They're not yours...
Pete...
Does he think everything on the ship is his?
Yes...
The ship is mine...
And everything on it is mine...
I am not yours, Mac...
Not yet...
Just because I have to figure out that way...
Whoa...
Wait...
You aren't lovers...
No...
Not yet...
Whoa...
No...
I find you...
Extremely repulsive...
Deception...
I thought you two were lovers...
No...
We're barely associates...
I see...
My mistake...
It's a partnership of convenience right now...
At this point in time...
Wow...
Your words are so hurtful...
Saren...
After all we've been through...
Wait...
Where am I?
I thought you were outside...
No...
As you guys got in...
You were starting to take off...
As all this was taking place...
But through the magic of Star Wars...
Both...
Ghost and Saren didn't really notice you were taking off...
It was pretty smooth...
That's so smooth...
I'm so smooth...
Alright...
So can we please hook up the head of RX to the...
You guys have some good inertial dampeners on this ship...
So dampened...
I don't know if I want...
No...
I don't know if I want RX in my computer...
I don't know if I want RX in part of my ship...
He's very...
Interesting...
Will he let me pilot?
Yes...
He's very nice to be astrogation...
I mean if I'm talking outside...
Like outside just talking about this decision...
One...
Yeah...
Of course he would...
But also...
I don't think plugging him into the...
The navigation computer...
Gives him ever any control over...
The flight capabilities of the ship...
No...
He's right...
It just plans...
That's good...
Jam his head into the computer...
Like just...
Let's not...
Let's go to engineering and try to hook him up...
Alright...
Jam his head into a computer there...
You're flying...
You focus on flying please...
Oh I can do this in my sleep...
Hmm...
I have done this in my sleep...
That frightens me...
So much...
Can you do it from a different room?
Yeah...
It's kind of like a mission...
Really quickly...
You know...
You make a game of it...
How long can the ship go?
It's space...
You know what there's a lot of in space?
Is more space...
Literally infinite...
Amount of space...
Yeah...
I don't...
You know...
And an infinite amount of asteroids...
Yeah...
I'm pretty...
The ship's pretty cool...
And I'm pretty cool...
You know what I like this ghost guy...
Okay...
Summer out...
Deception...
Sarnan...
Ghosts go back into engineering...
With RX's head...
And they're gonna...
I'm not sure what they're gonna do...
With this head...
Computers check?
I get...
Computers and mechanics?
You're gonna Donald Tello it?
You're gonna do computers dude?
To be...
Or not to be...
I mean...
Like a...
Like a skull...
Was he an angry droid?
Very...
Yes...
He...
He appears that way...
It must...
A permanent scowl...
Built into his face...
It must be his eyebrows...
So...
Let's say...
It's a...
I don't know...
It's hard...
Because it is somewhat unconventional...
To...
Do this...
And...
Yeah...
I think it would be computers...
You know you could just let us do it...
I could...
But...
Okay fine...
No...
But I feel like you should earn it...
Well there's no benefit...
Who's gonna roll first?
I don't know...
What do you want me to roll?
Mechanics?
No...
Computers...
Computers dude...
Computers...
I don't think I have any computers...
Where's computers?
Computers...
Under intellect...
Is it under intellect?
Okay...
So then I got two...
I got two greens...
I'll just go ahead and do that...
That's fine...
Was the difficulty hard?
Yeah...
So three...
Three difficulty...
So even though...
This has nothing to do with it...
You could just let us narratively have this...
You couldn't even make it an easy difficulty...
That's what I'm hearing...
No...
I couldn't...
Okay...
Thanks God...
Oh...
Fuck you God...
No...
I succeeded...
I don't have to eat shit...
Yeah...
Eat shit...
But it's one threat...
And the threat is...
It's a threat...
The threat is you hooked RX up to the goddamn ship...
You bunch of idiots...
Well wait...
What?
That's not a bad thing...
Is it?
Isn't it though?
Well I'm RX...
So I would know...
He's got you there...
Alright...
So...
Ghost...
So...
Ghost...
It's totally fucking Chewbacca's it...
When he's putting C3PO back together...
Yeah...
I guess maybe Wookiees all have some...
Inherent ability to...
Work with protocol droids...
Yeah...
But they can put a...
A...
Droid head into a computer...
Ghost didn't even know it was something that he could do...
But he just saw the wires...
Oh no...
And he just started...
He started going at it...
And then before you know it...
The lights of the eyes of RX...
Boot up...
Like not boot up...
But like...
Like flicker and then come out...
Ugh...
What are...
What are you...
Oh...
Oh god...
Are you a Wookiee?
Oh...
Yeah...
He's a replacement bud...
What a hairy...
Smelly...
Meatbag...
Alright...
Ghost...
Yes...
Can you go tell...
Mac...
That...
The new...
Navigation system is up?
Yes...
And he's...
And I stomp...
And I stomp off...
Alright...
I look at RX...
What do you want?
For the love of...
All that is holy...
Do not...
Tell ghosts...
About the Wookiee pelts...
That will end very...
Very horribly...
For all of us...
Oh wait...
Wait...
Let me get this straight...
You guys...
Teamed up with the Wookiee...
Yes...
Brought him...
Here...
You met the Wookiee...
I'm assuming...
I'm assuming we're on the Kahuna wave...
Yes...
Are we on the Kahuna wave right now...
We're on the wave...
We are right in the wave...
Am I part of the Kahuna wave?
You're an...
Intrical part...
Of the wave...
If I move my fingers...
I feel like the landing gear...
Comes up and down...
Don't do that...
No...
I'll go out of the...
In the space...
Um...
Okay...
I'll stop...
Um...
But wait...
Wait...
You brought a Wookiee...
There's like...
20 Wookiee pelts on this ship...
Yes...
Just don't tell him about them...
How...
How long do you think he'll...
Until he rips both of your arms off?
Wookiees like to do that...
Well...
That's the thing...
Is that...
There's something that can eject the Wookiee pelts...
Right?
Or...
We can eject into space...
Right?
Like a compartment...
That we can...
They're in boxes...
You can just shove them in an airlock...
Sure...
Alright...
So when I tell you...
To...
Vacate the airlock...
I can open it...
But I can't move the crates of Wookiee pelts to the airlock...
No...
I have to...
I'm gonna tell you when...
Oh...
Yeah...
Sure...
I can do that...
Alright...
But why would I?
What do you got for me?
You're still alive...
I...
You're the reason you're here right now...
And not being...
Like...
Ripped apart...
Or melted down...
Well...
You know...
Non-existence isn't all that bad...
Um...
And...
It sounds like I'm part of the ship now...
Also...
The Wookiee was the one attaching me to the ship...
Not you...
Well...
Yeah...
But I was like...
The supervisor...
Mm-hmm...
I advised him...
To do it...
Okay...
Uh...
The Wookiee...
Um...
Ghost...
Has...
Approached...
Mac...
And...
Sarn...
You told him just to go help...
Mac?
No...
Just to tell him that the...
The new navigation system is in...
Oh...
Alright...
We should set...
A plan...
Or a...
A course to...
We succeeded in attaching the droid's head...
To the ship...
Are you serious?
Yeah...
I thought we were gonna put him in the...
I thought we were gonna put him in storage...
No...
He's attached to my ship...
He's part of the...
Do you have any idea how annoying that guy is?
Do you have any idea how...
Oh my god...
A small idea...
Yes...
Um...
He was not kind to me when he woke up...
Also...
Uh...
He is part of your nav system...
And...
Sarn wants you to plot a jump...
A series of jumps to our next destination...
Salukamai...
I think I'm gonna be sick...
Salukamai...
Yes...
Alright...
Well...
Alright...
I'll...
No...
Oh my god...
He just went into cyberspace...
Wait...
Are you hacking now?
He's hacking...
I'm setting coordinates...
He's hacker man...
I'm hacker man...
Alright...
So I sit down...
In like...
One of the back seats in the cockpit...
Um...
And just start spinning around...
And like...
Pushing random buttons...
Don't touch that...
Alright...
I'm the only one who...
Look...
I'm the...
You're not...
First off...
You're not doing it right...
You gotta go left...
And spin...
And do it all like that...
Because...
If you do it the other way...
You're gonna mess up my whole...
My whole routine...
My whole system...
I like...
Look at you...
And it seems like I'm...
Like...
Not gonna listen...
Exactly what you say...
And I start spinning the other way...
And pushing all the buttons...
I...
I get on the comms...
To Mac...
Mac...
Who is this?
Hello?
Sweet...
Sweet space Jesus...
He has the technology sense of a...
Yes...
I like this one...
Can you...
And I'm whispering...
So...
Ghost can't hear this...
Can you keep...
Ghost...
I can still hear you...
You're whispering through a comm...
It comes through quite tinny and clear...
Heck...
If you want a private conversation with your lover...
I shall retreat to my quarters...
Then go...
Go to your quarters...
Ghost...
I need to have a sweet...
Sweet intimate...
Conversation...
Well...
Where are my...
Hey...
Where are my quarters?
Where is...
I don't...
I don't know...
There's a crew quarters...
I...
I don't know that you guys have established where his quarters are...
We all have the same quarters...
You might want to ask somebody on the ship where his quarters are...
We all have the same quarters...
I go to the crew...
There's three beds...
I go to the crew quarters...
And I push two of the beds together and lay down...
I don't know...
Zoop...
Alright...
I get off the comms...
Cause...
Apparently they're not trustworthy...
Well no...
I'm...
I was just in the room...
You just can't...
Whistler someone when I'm in the room...
I know...
I actually agree with that...
For once...
So...
I go to the cockpit...
I tell Mac...
What?
Lock down the crew quarters...
Why?
I have to get rid of these fucking Wookiee pelts...
I don't think he's gonna be as mad as you think...
He's probably gonna be fine...
He...
I think you're blowing this up...
He will literally...
Rip our arms off...
Hey man...
I...
You know what...
I think that's a risk we gotta take...
I think this is a good team building exercise...
We gotta be honest...
No...
It's not...
Lock down the crew quarters...
I'm not gonna lock down the crew quarters...
He's just gonna get escaping...
He's gonna be pissed...
And you need to help me carry this crate...
I don't even know which one of these switch locks...
The two crew quarters...
Man...
I don't know if I have that...
There's a heated argument right now...
Going on about whether you guys should lock down the crew quarters...
And it's like...
And then it like...
Cuts to the crew quarters...
Meanwhile...
And I'm literally...
Pass the fuck out...
Just...
Just like a rock...
I would be totally willing...
To figure out...
And push a button to lock the crew quarters...
But for all I know...
That button right there...
You just...
Turn out the oxygen...
This is your fucking shit...
I work it...
Through instinct...
Haven't you ever flown a plane before...
Or driven anything before...
It's all by instinct...
Worthless...
Oh my gosh...
You are so mean sometimes...
When you're not in your reel...
I thought we were friends...
Then lock down the crew quarters...
Just go take care of the Wookiee pelts...
He's not gonna wake up before you take care of them...
He's asleep...
I think you have to go to the door locked up...
I mean...
Do you have to lock...
How to...
Does this work like car doors?
I don't really even know...
Uh...
Do they...
Let's just pretend that Star Wars...
See the thing is...
Is EVAing isn't actually a thing in Star Wars...
Ever...
EVAing?
Extravehicular activity...
It's a term for going outside in space...
Um...
And...
As far as I know...
That's everything never happened on purpose in Star Wars...
It's only ever happened by accident...
Um...
You know...
A la Leia...
In episode 8...
Um...
Or also that one Jedi in the Clone Wars...
Um...
Oh cool...
Yeah...
Um...
So...
I don't know actually if Star Wars ships have airlocks...
Um...
No...
Just call it like a window...
It was...
Yeah...
You can go in...
I think...
I'm fine with...
Well...
No...
It'll be like...
Like on...
Like the Death Star...
Where they have like that invisible...
Like...
Oh...
Actually...
No...
I got it...
You know there's the ramp...
The boarding ramp...
There's probably a door...
Up at the beginning of the boarding ramp...
Yeah...
So if you get something on the boarding ramp...
Close the door...
Yeah...
And then open the ramp...
That essentially works as an airlock...
Sure...
And anything would be jettisoned...
Anything on the ramp would just be jettisoned...
I like that...
Alright...
Okay...
So I storm out of the cockpit...
I slam the button to close the door to the cockpit...
Sorry...
Are we still friends?
So I can't...
Hear...
Mac anymore...
I don't...
I hope we're still...
I hope we're still friends...
Oh shit...
That did not come from Mac...
I don't know why I said that...
What?
Nevermind...
Oh...
Really?
You're gonna...
You're gonna do that?
Alright...
So...
I...
Start to...
God damn...
Give me control of my character!
I don't know why you don't have control of your character...
You should...
Okay...
So I go get the Wookiee Pulse...
Oh...
Because it's not showing you in this chat, Andy...
Yeah...
He like left...
He's not in the chat even...
I have my name on the bottom left to me...
Oh...
Only if I expand to the player thing...
Oh...
Also it's black...
Yeah...
It's black...
I think it means he's not active...
Weird...
Alright...
So...
What are you doing?
I go to the...
No...
Up...
Yeah...
I grab...
That...
Smelly-ass...
Crate...
Okay...
But it's...
It's one big crate full of 20 different Wookiee Pulse...
Who are...
They average 8...
8 feet of height...
A piece...
Okay...
Alright...
So...
But their skins are really light?
No...
They're light enough he can carry it...
It's just a big box...
Alright...
So I start carrying it...
Towards the boarding ramp...
Let's say you're pushing it...
And it's on one of those hover...
The hover...
The hover dollies...
Yeah...
Hover dollies...
Alright...
So I start pushing it towards the...
The boarding ramp...
It'd be funnier if it was like...
We had a trash can droid...
And it was like...
On his head...
And you were like...
Pushing the trash can droid...
You mean like...
Gonk?
Okay...
I can see that...
Yeah...
Alright...
We'll say...
Instead of it hovering...
It has feet...
Basically...
Is what you're saying?
Kind of?
It's like a crate with feet?
Sure...
Yeah...
That's fair...
And he's pushing it along...
Trying to hurry it up...
It's...
It's walking kind of slow...
But he's really trying to get it to go...
Yeah...
I keep pushing it...
And I want to push it onto the boarding ramp...
I open the door to the boarding ramp...
Push it on there...
I leave the gunk...
On there...
On the ramp?
I take out...
On the ramp...
And then I...
I run back inside...
And I push the...
The...
The button to close the door...
Okay...
Alright...
And you jettison the...
The Wookiee belts?
Yes...
Alright...
They're...
They are...
Floating into space...
Oh...
Thank God...
That's...
Okay...
Now all is quiet on the ship...
Then I want to go take...
A long rest...
I'm gonna take a nap...
In the...
In the driver's seat...
Uh...
What are you gonna do about...
The ship flying though?
I mean...
You really wanted to fly it...
And now you're going to sleep...
I need to heal...
Yeah...
But...
Someone's gotta fly the ship...
Maybe just set a course...
To set a course to...
Hey...
Wait...
Don't forget about me...
Let's just set a course to where we're going...
And then I shall manage the autopilot while you rest...
Autopilot...
Yeah...
But...
I mean...
Mac...
But...
Mac needs to talk...
Mac needs to talk to...
To the robot...
Like...
He wants to take a nap...
And they do have...
A solution...
To pilot the...
The ship...
Uh...
But...
It's called my steel rod...
That I have it like...
I just jam it underneath the...
Steering wheel...
Keep it like...
Going straight...
And I put out...
Yeah...
No...
It's like real life...
It doesn't have a steering wheel...
I mean...
I...
You're not going straight...
I mean...
Your ship doesn't have a steering wheel...
My ship does...
I'm providing you a solution...
That's how old it is...
That you have...
What might say...
An artificial intelligence...
Upon the ship...
That...
Could probably navigate it...
While you sleep...
And this...
Being doesn't need to sleep...
It's mostly a head...
Are you speaking...
And it's attached to the ship...
Are you speaking...
About the...
The spirit of the Kahuna wave?
Not that...
It's a different spirit...
Spirit of anger...
No...
That's...
Ghost...
You're sleeping...
I said it in the wrong voice...
Yeah...
A spirit of...
A spirit of anger...
Oh my god...
I thought we were rid of you, RX...
Why are you in my cockpit?
Why did you think you were rid of me?
You just carried my head to the ship...
I thought we were gonna put you in cold storage...
Why cold?
I am not...
Do not need to be preserved...
Well, I didn't know that...
I thought everything just went into the refrigerator...
You thought droids were biological life forms?
I didn't say that...
I just thought you needed to keep it cold...
Look...
Oh...
Look...
Apparently my...
Look...
Apparently my stick...
My stick idea is...
Is that why you kept your comms in the refrigerator?
Yeah...
Coms...
Guns...
Everything...
Just remember...
Next time you wanna grab a weapon...
Open up the nearest refrigerator...
I guarantee you...
I have something in there that can help you out...
I shall figure out...
You go in there right now...
You're gonna find a blaster rifle...
I guarantee it...
I keep...
Currently I'm moving my pinky...
Is the refrigerator opening?
No...
You just turn...
No...
You just turn on the blinker signal again...
Okay...
Well here's my third toe of my right foot...
Now what's happening?
Uh...
Now this fucking red light...
Emergency light won't stop beeping...
And I'm like...
You know what?
I had this car...
This thing in perfectly good condition...
And now since we got you...
The yellow light of doom is on...
I don't even know...
It looks like a tire...
What is that even...
What does that even mean?
Well...
I do not know...
But mayhaps we can do wheelies now...
That's...
Maybe that's what the indication is...
Can we do a quick wheelie?
Where's the wheelie check?
Uh...
The wheelie check will probably be a planetary space...
Alright...
What's planetary space, Tiger?
Planetary space...
Sorry...
Piloting space...
You're right...
Uh...
You succeeded...
And...
I don't know what a...
What does a wheelie in space look like?
Pilty...
I just...
I...
I don't know...
I kind of make it like do one of these...
Only in space...
So it doesn't really make much of a difference, I guess...
Right...
Okay...
So I don't really know where your conversation is going here...
Are you gonna take a nap?
Are you letting RX like take the ship so you can nap?
We were...
I'm gonna put on the...
I'm gonna put on the cruise control and put my stick...
Uh...
Stick underneath the wheel...
And if RX just wants to keep things running smoothly with my stick...
I'm more than willing to do that...
You know that a stick...
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna put on the cruise control of six degrees of freedom in a non-Euclidean geometry...
Yes...
Okay...
I'm aware of that...
I'm very aware of that...
Well then...
I am the one that needs to keep the ship straight...
Where are we going?
Uh...
We're going to...
To Lulukwai...
You're sleeping...
To Lulukwai?
To Lulukwai...
Wait...
Isn't that an 80s band from Earth?
No...
That's...
So Lulukwai...
Wait...
No...
Sorry...
I hope my speakers were overwhelmed...
Where are we going?
Where are we going again?
I can't...
I didn't get the name...
Oh...
Now God's quiet...
You got...
You...
You're going to Lulukwai...
I was so close...
What did I say?
You said Lulukwai...
Lulukwai...
Ding...
Okay...
Yes...
I have...
Routed us a path to...
That planet...
So I'm just gonna sit back in the...
I'm gonna sit back in the seat...
Kick my feet up...
And uh...
You know...
You watch the stick...
Make sure my stick doesn't fall off...
And uh...
Yeah...
This is good...
It's literally doing nothing...
Yeah...
I don't...
It's...
It's symbolic...
Also...
I have no way to control should it fall down...
So...
I shall watch it for you though...
No...
That's fine...
I figure...
Like I said...
It's all about symbolism...
You know...
Pro...
I'll wake up if I need to...
Fair enough...
I shall sound an alarm through the ship if anything happens...
On an unrelated note...
Do you guys ever like...
Do you guys know that you can go onto a...
Like YouTube and listen to like Star Trek...
Like...
The bridge noises...
Just for sleeping...
Like...
Oh...
Yeah...
It sounds like it...
I can't hear anything...
Oh...
Again...
I can hear it...
It might be...
Oh...
It's probably because I'm not actually in here...
Yeah...
That's probably it...
No...
I can't...
I can't hear anything either...
Oh...
It might just be kind of soft...
I hear...
I can't hear anything...
Okay...
Good to know...
Yeah...
So...
There you go...
Star Trek bridge noises...
Okay...
I think I vaguely hear it...
Yeah...
It's kind of soft...
I think we'll start next week...
With you guys sort of waking up...
And healing before you get to Salukami...
I like that...
We just...
Me and...
Me and RX just bicker...
And then...
You guys...
You guys bonded...
There was a lot of bonding...
I feel like there's some great character moments...
Yeah...
We're all very happy...
Wow...
That's not what...
And Sarn...
Still on the boarding ramp...
No...
You went to...
Where did you go Sarn?
Did you go to the crew corps?
I went to go...
Well that's why...
I started talking...
I'm like...
You're sleeping...
Well apparently...
I went to the crew quarters...
You went...
So you're sleeping with...
Ghost?
Next to...
Next to Ghost...
Yeah...
Well...
On one of the...
On one of the mattresses...
He didn't drag off...
To sleep on...
Yeah...
So that means there's only like...
No beds left...
Because there were three...
I took two...
And then you took the last one...
So that means...
There's no bed left...
Oh...
Well that makes sense...
Because Mac is sleeping in the cockpit...
Next to the stick...
Yeah...
I pull up the...
The Wampa fur is sleeping...
Is my blanket...
Okay...
I'm not gonna stop you from doing that...
I heard Discord...
What's going on there?
Oh there it is...
Uh...
Who just posted...
TNG bridge...
Oh...
There it is...
In case you guys need to help sleep in tonight...
The next generation...
The only generation...
Honestly...
Alright...
I am going to...