Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head, not fun
I said, seagulls, hmm, stop it now
Back to work
The crew has rolled up their sleeves
You're gonna earn a fat bounty from the Zion Consortium
Ghost for the butt
Mack for the butt
And Sarn, well, Sarn just likes to hunt
After a brief detour for some rill, we last left our heroes pursuing their first lead
An older, apparently drunk man named Graf Lin
Well, I guess at least they have something in common
Butts
Hold
Graf, we're all named Graf
Drugs
You guys really are stupid
You can't say that
I absolutely can't
No, God doesn't say that in real life
I am one recap behind
So I didn't get to the end of this episode
But I seem to remember that you were in Graf's house, right?
Talking to him?
About to talk to him
About to talk to him, okay
I don't remember about what though
Okay
Drugs
Drugs it was, apparently
Okay, so you guys have just got
You guys have gotten in
You
He had come to the door
And you convinced him to let
Let you into his house
I don't remember why
I think you offered him some rill
Starting to come back to me a little bit
Um, yeah
You've got two vials or something
I did, but uh
Smeet, um
Smeet
But Sard doesn't know
Oh, okay
I had two and I offered one to him, yes
You have two?
Well, he doesn't know that
Oh, I don't know that
There you go
Good job
The stink of sweat and the stinging odor of raw alcohol assaults your senses
Causing your eyes to water
The single room is small and strewn with trash
Debris
An empty liquor bottle
Debris
The center of the floor
Debris
It is dominated by a single sweat-stained mattress
And the only light is cast by a dingy flickering lamp
So, what's all this then?
Are we all in there?
Did we come back?
Because I think we walked away after a little bit
At the end of the last one
Because you were going on a rill
You were just shouting rill a bunch of times
Rill, rill, rill
Oh, Sarn left looking for rill
Oh, did you like
No, I walked away
I think we came back
I don't remember
Um, I don't remember exactly where you left off
Oh
Yeah, me neither
Okay, well, let's say that you're
You're in his house
So, what's all this then?
That was Gravesang
This is a lot of Debris
This is a lot of Debris, it looks like
I'm sneezing all over this place
When was the last time you got this place dusted?
Wait, what is
What is Debris?
Debris
It's space for debris
Oh
Yeah, he's talking about all my shit
It's very light, nice shit
Thank you
Like, just look at that pile of
Nappies over there
What the?
No
That ain't
Those aren't nappies
Those are me napkins
Oh, look at that pile of napkins over there
I'm saving them for later
I would describe all of this as refuse
You just come into my home and start
Start making fun of my possessions?
No, no, no
Wait, would you not?
Would you not?
Oh, is that some kind of
Wookiee thing?
Yes
Okay
I think your house is lovely
Thank you
Thank you, please
Nice layer of dust everywhere
Uh, what do you want?
I mean, we had
We
Yeah
We
We already talked about what we want
Drugs
Honestly, I don't remember what you asked
We want to know
Really good drugs
We want to know about your time with the gang
The gang
I forgot their name
Uh
Cause it's been a week in real time
Uh, the name of the gang is the Radarian Chain
We want to know about your time with the Rodarian Chain
Yay
Oh
And as you say that
You sort of see him look like slightly upward towards the sky
Uh, and he gets like a little twinkle in his eye
He's like
Oh, my time with the chain
Oh, it was a great time
Great time
Well then, why did you leave?
Well
On account of this
And, uh
He had been
He had a, uh
Walking stick
And
With the walking stick
He taps on his left leg
And you hear just sort of like a clunk
Uh
Not indicative of
Of flesh
And you notice that he has a peg leg
Hey
Peg leg
Peg toe
Oh
Alright, yeah
I knew
Hey, Sarn
You have a connection with this fella
That and your guys' obsession with drugs
I've
I've known many a raider with a peg leg
I don't think that's a sufficient reason to leave
They
They just didn't want me no more
They kicked you out?
Yeah
After this
Me leg
They couldn't give you like a job behind a computer or something?
Well, they're not exactly selling insurance, are they?
I don't know
What do they do?
Oh
Do they sell insurance?
Are they
Who's asking?
Is it life?
Is it good insurance?
Will it cover liabilities?
Uh
No
Well
I don't think we'll be covered
Does it cover space aids?
Also, no
They don't sell insurance
That was sarcastic
Oh
Well
Just so you know
Wookiees don't do sarcasm
Oh
That's
That's why he looks confused
We
We are looking to be insured
What just happened?
Oh
It's
Yeah, it's just a thing
Don't worry about it
Yeah, you don't need it
Don't tell me what to worry about
Oh
What happened?
Uh
Well
See
I lost my leg
That's why I got a fake one
Who ate your leg?
Uh
Was it
Who rolled two destinies?
I
Think my computer's lagging
Okay
It certainly wasn't me
I just saw the thing
It said rolled yesterday
So I did it
Yeah, I clicked it
But I think it's
I think it's frozen
So I saw you rolled it
But it didn't add it
To the
The count
No, now I can't do anything
On the
Screen
So
You might have to restart it
Alright, so
We're at
Two light and two dark
Or two light and one dark
Hey
And so
Four light and one dark
And
Oh, I get to roll one
One more dark
That should be everyone
Okay, Andy
Did you restart?
Are you back in?
Yeah, I'm good
Okay
So
So what was your job
With the
The chain game?
Oh, it was the
General pirate
You know
Doing pirate things
Basically what I
Doing what I was told
Uh
But
I'm sort of a pirate myself
Oh, you are?
Who you with?
Yes
The Kahuna wave
What is that?
Some kind of
Catering
Business?
We're the hot
New
Uh
Hot new
Uh
Gang
If you want to
Call us
Compatres
Uh
The trio
Plus a robot head
Well, I never heard
Nothing
I never heard of you
We're
We're fresh on the market
You guys
Uh
You
You run with the
Talos
Maybe the
Stone skins
The stone
They wish they could
Roll with us
I
I got into this
Business because of
Those people
Is
You know
They ruined me
Uh
No way
No
We got
We got some problems
Around here with the
Stone skins
In this neighborhood
Do you?
In this neighborhood
Yes
Yeah
Oh, they're awful
They're awful
Total disrespect
Yeah
They just don't do it
Like they used to
No
There used to be
Respect
For the
The authority
And for your elders
And they
You just don't find that anymore
I think it's
I think it's just
That the age
You know
So you guys
Kids and their hot new droids
You guys are trying to
Uh
Track down the
Radarian chain
Precisely
For what?
Uh
You know
Stuff
Oh
For stuff
We
Hunt
The
Butt
Radar
Well I wasn't
Gonna tell
Okay yeah
We're hunting
Somebody
We're hunting
So you say that
And he starts to
He's taken aback
A little bit
And
He's like
The butt
You guys are trying
To kill the
Butt
Radar
Yeah
He
And I'm pointing
He's
He has already
Killed one
We seek
To kill another
Uh
Out of character
Um
I would
Like to
Remind
Um
Ghost
That
Sarn actually
Told you
He's killed
Several
Butt
Radars
Uh
Which was
A lie
He's killed
Many
I reverse
What I said
He's killed
Many
Butt
Radars
We only
Seek to
Add another
Notch
To the
Tally
Yes
So
So many
Butt
Radars
I've killed
You see
These notches
On the back
Of my gun
Those
Sarn
I think
Those are
Cooling
Fence
Sarn
For killing
Butts
I like
To spray
Butts
Okay
I gotta
I'm trying
To think
Uh
Alright
I'm gonna
Roll
For this
What
What are
You gonna
Roll
Wisdom
Right
This game
Doesn't
Have
Wisdom
Okay
Former
Pirate
You knew
That
Uh
Oh
So
You killed
How many
Butt
Radars
Several
When
When was
That
It's
Been a little
While
Since I've
Gotten to
One
But
I mean
Because
There's
Really only
Been
Just
The one
Change
That I
Know of
Maybe
There was
One I
Missed
Uh
But
I
Do
Precisely
Remember
One
Being
Killed
How long
Was that
How
It was
About
I don't
Know how
Long
How long
Ago
Was the
Bed
Bebo
Thing
I don't
Know
I was
It was
I mean
If you
Kill
One
Butt
Radar
And
Another
One
Shows
Up
That
Ergo
Lots
Of
Butt
Radars
There
Has
To
Be
You
Know
Insulfacto
Hmm
Are you
Trying to
Say
All
Wookiees
Look
Alike
No
Well
They
Do
Mostly
Look
Similar
That's
Not
Cool
Man
Well
Except
This
One
Of
Course
This
One
Looks
Different
I
Don't
Think
I
Need
To
Tell
You
Why
Yeah
That's
God
This
Wookiee
Is
Brain
Dead
He's
So
He's
So
Stupid
And
He's
Got
Big
Dog
Hair
He
Doesn't
Smell
Very
Good
No
He
Smells
Like
A
Fucking
He
Smells
Like
A
Wet
Shower
A
Wet
Dog
In
A
Shower
A
Wet
Dog
In
A
Shower
Yeah
A
Wet
Dog
In
A
Actually
I
Think
A
Wet
Wookiee
Would
Be
Worse
All right
Well
He's
Gone
A lot
Longer
Than
I
Thought
He
Would
Be
To
Bash
I
Know
We
Can't
Keep
This
Up
He's
Not
Gonna
Come
Back
So
While
Your
Wookiee
Friend
Is
Just
Stop
Talking
Really
He's
Having
A
Flashback
I
Think
Oh
That's
Strange
Yeah
So
Yeah
There
Was
A
Change
It
Was
Quite
Dramatic
But
That's
The
Only
Change
Of
Butt
Radar
That
I
Know
Of
That
You
Know
Of
I
Would
Know
Of
It
I
Was
In
The
Organization
It's
Not
Yeah
But
There's
Lots of
What
Right
Let's
Go
Down
There
Right
Now
And
I'll
Show
You
The
Differences
Show
Me
The
Different
Go
Down
To
Where
To
Where
Butt
Radar
Is
We're
Looking
For
It's
Been
It's
Been
Several
Years
Since
I've
Been
In
I
Don't
Know
Where
The
Headquarters
Is
Anymore
They
Don't
Exactly
Keep
It
In
The
Same
Place
All
Right
Where
Was
The
Old
Headquarters
Look
Mates
I
Know
I'm
Out
Of
The
Loop
These
Days
But
I
Can
Help
You
I
Want
To
Help
You
Really
I
Do
Blasted
After
What
Those
Cutthroats
Did
To
Me
Or
Let
Happen
To
Me
And
He
Points
Again
To
His
Prosthetic
Leg
I've
Been
Waiting
Years
For
A
Chance
To
Get
Back
At
That
Butt
Radar
And
The
Crew
It
Ain't
About
Money
I
Don't
Want
None
All I
Be
Wanting
Is
Justice
Uh
Graf
Sets
His jaw
And
Looks
At
You
His
Eyes
Suddenly
Moistened
With
Emotion
His
Lips
Or
His
Eyes
Yes
Ouch
His
Eyes
Yes
I
Do
Love
Justice
Ghost
You're
Back
Let's
Go
Get
Some
Justice
Do
You
Need
Justice
On
The
Butt
Radar
Yes
We
Need
Several
Heapings
Of
Justice
Do
You
See
These
Scars
Oh
I
Thought
You
Going
To
Say
Something
Else
And
Uh
I
Guess
I
See
Your
Scars
What
About
Do you
Have
Any
Contacts
Each
One
Of
These
Is
A
Debt
I
Owe
To
The
Butt
Radar
Uh
I
Don't
I
It's
Been
Years
Since
I've
Been
In
There
I
Don't
Have
Contacts
Anymore
You
Don't
Talk
To
Anybody
From
The
Old
Game
So
How
Are
You
Gonna
Help
Us
I
Give
You
My
Body
Give
You
My
Soul
What
Does
That
Mean
Well
I'd
Like
To
Help
I'd
Like
To
Get
The
Justice
Are
You
Joining
Our
Team
Well
I
Don't
I mean
It's
A bit
Early
For
That
But
Yes
Are
You
Are
You
Sending
Us
Are
You
Sending
Us
Your
Thoughts
And
Prayers
Or
Something
Or
You
Would
Like
To
Join
The
Kahuna
Wave
Game
No
I
No
I
Well
Perhaps
Temporarily
We do
Accept the
Prosthetically
Challenged
It's been
A long
Time
Since I've
Been
In
This
Shit
And
I
Think
You
I
Think
You'd
Work
Out
Well
Look
At
My
Look
At
My
Man's
Toe
Or
Look
At
My
Friend's
Toe
Here
Would
You
Quit
Point
Out
My
Toe
I
Can't
I
Think
It's
Amazing
What
That
Is
It's
A
Feet
Of
Science
Well
Hey
At
Least
You
Got
A
Foot
Feet
Of
Science
Uh
Well
Yeah
Well
All right
Well
We
Were
Under
The
Pressure
That
You
Can
Help
Us
Out
Oh
Yes
I
Will
Help
You
Uh
All right
How
I
Will
Come
Along
And
If
You
Need
Me
I
Will
Help
You
I
Wish
I
Had
Some
Contacts
Um
Are
You
Good
With
A
Blaster
If
I
Had
One
You
Don't
Have
A
Blaster
No
I
Have
This
And
He
Pulls
Out
A
Uh
What
Is
It
A
It
Is
A
It
Is
A
Lightsaber
It
Is
A
Uh
No
It
Is
Not
It
Is
A
Of course
A
Vibro
Rapier
Holy
Shit
Which
Is
Awfully
Close
To
Vibro
Raper
Which
Is
What
I
Almost
Said
What
Did
You
Call
That
It
Is
A
Vibro
Rapier
A
What
A
Vibro
Rapier
I
Think
It's
A
Good
For
Stabbing
It's
Good
For
It's
Good
For
Stabbing
He's
Got
A
Vibrating
Raper
Over
Here
Well
He
Was
A
Pirate
Never
Gets
Old
All
Right
Well
That
That's
Useful
We're
Not
Above
We're
Not
Above
Low
Hanging
Fruit
Here
Oh
That's
Clear
And
Neither
Am
I
When
I
Was
Almost
Talking
About
Your
Wookie
Tits
My
Scars
Oh
I'm
Sorry
Your
Scars
Well
Okay
Well
Where
Are we
Going
Next
Where
Was
Their
Old
Base
We
Should
Ask
God
We
Should
Ask
God
Dear
God
Where
Am I
Going
Next
Well
You
Guys
Did
Get
You
Got
Leads
From
Venlana
So
You
Are
Not
Out
Of
Leads
Well
Let's
Go
To
The
Next
Lead
I
Put
It
In
The
Leads
In
The
Journals
They
Are
In
The
Journals
Yeah
I
Wrote
Them
Down
To
Somewhere
Also
It's
Not
Letting
Me
Do
Anything
What
Do
You
Mean
It
Won't
Let
Me
Like
Says
The
Game
Is
Paused
Oh
Probably
Because
Tiger
Paused
The
Game
And
Then
Where
Is
It
At
I'm
Trying
To
Send
It
Over
To
You
But
I
Just
There
It
Is
Scared
Graff
Lind
Oh
Let's
Go to
Cresso
Wasati
I
Like
This
Oh
Cresso
Yeah
You
Know
Cresso
Graff
Yeah
I
Know
He
Runs
Basically
What
Is
Like
A
Pawn
Shop
Space
Pawn
Shop
Oh
Okay
Where's
The
Shop
He's
A
Fence
Then
You
Might
Say
That
I
Wouldn't
Say
That
To
Him
He
Finds
Out
Off
This
Is
Going
To
Be
Very
Frustrating
If
This
Is
How
It's
Going
To
Be
For
Every
Reaction
Oh
You
Get
Used
To
It
Don't
Worry
About
It
No
You
Don't
You
Do
Not
You'd
Be
Surprised
Uh
Guys
I
Got
I
Got
Dip
I
Got
Dip
Out
For
A
Second
I
Got
One
He's
Got
What
I
Said
Laundry
Okay
So
Let's
Go
To
Uh
Cresso
Wasanti
Yeah
I
Know
I
Know
Cresso
Uh
But
I
Don't
Remember
How
Did
You
Get
Here
How
Did
We
Get
To
Your
House
Yeah
How
Are
We
Going
To
Get
Over
To
Crazos
Oh
Space
Taxi
Space
Taxi
Or
We
Didn't
Have
A
Speeder
No
It
Was
More
Of
Space
Taxi
Did
We
Did
We
Steal
The
Space
Taxi
No
It
Was
Given
To
Us
I
Literally
Don't
Remember
How
You
Got
Here
Oh
Wait
I
Don't
Remember
How
You
Got
Here
Did
You
Take
Did
You
Take
The
Car
The
Self
Driving
Car
You
Must
Have
Yeah
You
Did
Because
You
Spent
A
Very
Long
Time
Figuring
Out
How
The
How
The
Valet
Parking
System
Worked
It
Was
Riveting
Radio
Which
Is
Why
I
Did
Not
Get
To
The
End
So
You
So you
You
Guys
Took
A
Self
Driving
Car
Which
By the
Way
I've
Added
Five
Obligation
Because
You are
Living on
That
Basically
From the
Government
Of
Salukami
Because you
Told
Them
You
Were
A
Diplomat
That's
Fantastic
And I
Have
A
Gun
To
Prove
It
Yeah
So
Potentially
Well
It's
To
The
Party
But
Yeah
It's
Just
To
Mac
Good
Because
I
Filled
Some
Of
My
Obligation
You
Fulfilled
Do
You
Fill
Your
Drug
Habit
With
More
Drugs
I
Don't
Think
That's
Gonna
Get
You
Out
Of
The
Obligation
Then
What
Gets
Me
Out
Of
The
Obligation
Rehab
It's
The
Age
Old
Question
I
Thought
The
Point
Was
To
Fulfill
The
Obligation
And
My
Obligation
Is
Drugs
Sounds
Like
What
You
Might
Call
A
Vicious
Cycle
Of
Addiction
Yeah
Alright
That's
Why I
Don't
Know
Why
It's
An
Obligation
Now
We
Lost
The
Wookie
Again
This
Is
Going
Great
Sorry
I
Had a
Phone
Call
From
Work
It
Was
I
Had to
Take
It
So
Sorry
About
That
Did
You
Tell
Them
To
Eat
My
Butt
I
Didn't
I
Did
I
Did
I
Did
Tell
Them
That
They
Had
To
Eat
A
Man
Named
Griff's
Butt
My
Name
Is
Graff
I
Like
Griff
Better
Though
It's
Fine
So
Can
You
Guys
Drive
Otherwise
I'm
Gonna
Have
To
Hitchhike
Yeah
We'll
Drive
Oh
Okay
And
So you
Guys
Get
Into
The
Self
Driving
Speeder
And
It's
The
Two
Of
You
Up
Front
And
In
The
Back
Ghost
Takes
Up
Most
Of
The
Room
And
He's
Like
Basically
In
A
Clown
Car
Because
He's
So
Big
Barely
Fitting
In
The
Speeder
And
Then
You
Try
To
Cram
In
Graff
With
Him
And
It's
Even
More
Comical
In
The
Back
Seat
Not
A lot
Of
Space
Back
Here
Alright
Graff
Where
Are we
Going
We're
Going
To
Crazos
Yeah
Where
Is
That
It's
At
Crazos
Shop
Where
Is
Crazos
Shop
It's
In
A
Different
Neighborhood
Than
This
One
Do
You
Know
The
Address
You
May
Is
It
Buy
A
Place
That
Sells
A
Breakfast
No
Oh
Stranger
You
To
Ask
It's
Night
Time
I
Think
You
Know
What
It's
Always
It's
Always
Time
For
Breakfast
It's
Unclear
What
Time
It
Is
Ever
Okay
And
He
Hands
You
A
Business
Card
And
It
Says
Crazos
Imports
On
It
And
It
Has
An
Address
Slash
Coordinates
All right
Let's
Plug
In
The
Coordinates
Here
I
Always
Keep
This
In
My
Wallet
You
Know
In
Case
I
Need
To
Go
Over
To
Cryzos
You
Got
Any
Money
In
That
Wallet
No
It's
Not
That
Kind
Of
Wallet
It's
Like
A
Kangaroos
Wallet
Do
You
Have
Any
Candy
In
That
Wallet
No
It's
Also
Not
That
Kind
Of
Wallet
Oh
Wait
Hold
Now
I
Got
I
I'm gonna
Have
To
Bring
What's
His
Name
Graph
Griff
Or
Griff
But
Mostly
Graph
All right
What do you
Graph
Like you can't
See anything
Oh
Wait
It's
Loaded
Oh
There it
Is
Okay
Uh
Let's
See
Hey guys
What are we
Gonna ask
This guy
All right
So you
Walk
You walk
Into
Crazo's
Shop
As you
Enter the
Import
Shop
You are
Greeted
By a
Soft
Chime
And a
Pleasant
Gust
Of
Environmentally
Conditioned
Air
Scented
By
Exotic
Goods
The
Shop's
Shelves
And
Counters
Are
Spotless
Well
Organized
And
Stocked
With
A
Wide
Selection
Of
Luxury
Goods
Trinkets
And
Unidentifiable
Knickknacks
From all
Over the
Galaxy
A
Short
Olive
Skinned
Rhodian
With
Red
Gold
Eyes
Sitting
Behind
A
Red
Polished
No
That's
Not
Red
Gold
Eyes
Sitting
Behind
A
Polished
Metal
Counter
Raises
His
Gaze
From a
Data
Pan
Briefly
Sizes
You
Up
His
Face
Suddenly
Lights
Up
With a
Welcoming
Smile
Greetings
My
Friends
He
Says
In
Thickly
Accented
Basic
What
Can
Crazo
Do
For
You
On
This
Fine
Saleucamide
Day
Hey
Keep
It
Down
Keep
It
Down
And
I
Point
At
Graf
Don't
You
Recognize
Him
No
I
Don't
Crazo
I
Got
A
Question
We're
Looking
To
For
Some
Unique
Goods
Some
Unique
Possibly
Pirated
Goods
Is
This
Some
Kind
Of
Pun
I
No
I
Don't
Respond
To
Puns
I
We're
Not
Even
In
The
Same
Sector
As
Puns
Right
Now
We're
Just
Looking
For
Some
Guns
Not
Puns
I
See
Technically
Not
A
Pun
Technically
Not
A
Pun
Okay
Now
Why
Am I
Being
Quiet
Is
He
Sensitive
Of
Hearing
This
Is
Graf
Lit
He
Is
Part
Of
The
Rodian
Chain
Gang
We
Are
Here
To
Offer
Some
Goods
On
The
Order
Of
The
Butt
Radar
Butt
Radar
And
You
Start
To
See
Him
Shuffling
Under
The
Under
The
Desk
What
Radar
What
Are
You
Doing
Under
There
Charlie
Like
Is
That
Really
Sound
Play
Keep
Hands
On
The
Table
Here
Not
You
Matt
Well
You
Know
You
Never
You
Never
Really
Grow
Up
And
He's
Just
Nervously
Like
Hitting
His
Fingers
He's
Not
Really
You
Can
See
His
Hands
He's
Not
Like
I
Did
Say
But
I
Mean
It's
Just
He's
Kind
Of
He's
Fidgeting
We're
Not
Trying
To
Cause
You
Any
Problem
Friend
We're
Just
Looking
To
Possibly
I
Don't
I
I don't know anything about it.
Nothing about it.
No.
You know nothing about the Rhodian chain gang?
No, nothing.
Nothing.
Nope.
Not me.
They never came in here?
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Even though you're a Rhodian?
I'm a Rhodian.
Yep.
You got that right.
But no, no, no.
Nothing about it.
And you're not part of this Rhodian chain gang?
No.
Zarn, I don't like this guy.
I don't think he's being very cooperative.
What?
It's not Rhodian chain gang.
It's Radarian.
I like Rodeo.
I don't know anything about this Rhodian chain gang.
No, nothing about it.
What about Radarian?
Radarian.
And you see him getting nervous again.
But he says, no, no, don't.
I don't know it.
Crazy.
Listen, I'm a diplomat.
Let's be diplomatic about this.
And I pull out my gun.
You need to roll a check.
Okay.
Check.
It's going to be.
It's deception.
Or intimidation.
He's pointing a gun.
Yeah.
To our owner.
Matt, this didn't end well last time you did this.
Or we did this.
It's going to be.
Says you.
Wow.
Says you.
Wow.
It didn't.
We blew his head.
I blew his head off.
Are you guys talking about having killed a shopkeeper again?
Yeah.
Okay.
That only happened once.
And that was with you with the gun.
Not me.
I don't know.
I'm the level-headed one.
Here.
You get to be the good cop.
It's a three.
Three difficulty.
On what?
Deception.
Is it deception or intimidation?
It depends.
It didn't sound like intimidation to me.
He's holding a gun to him.
Like the gun at him?
Okay.
Sorry.
Then it can be.
It can be.
You said coercion?
Intimidation.
I think that is coercion.
Yeah.
There's no intimidation in this.
Oh.
So coercion.
Yeah.
I think it would be better.
Coercion.
And it's going to be against.
Or negotiation.
So it'll be two difficulty.
That's failed.
You failed?
Yeah.
That's not good.
Oh.
But.
Roll a boost die.
Oh.
So just roll one boost.
Yeah.
Don't roll any difficulty.
Just roll the boost.
And we'll see if.
If it can't.
How do I do that again?
There's a dice.
There's a die in the chat.
Oh.
I see.
And there's one boost?
Just one boost.
So what was this?
This is.
All right.
So you still failed.
It doesn't matter.
Um.
And he.
He knows.
That you're not a diplomat.
Um.
He's still kind of nervous.
Um.
I would be too.
Well.
Gun.
Guns make him a little bit nervous.
So.
Can I show him my.
Um.
My assassin's guild badge?
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
You guys have shown.
You're scary.
And he's not saying that sarcastically.
He's like.
You guys are.
You guys are scary people.
Uh.
What do you want?
What do you want from me?
We want to know where the bug radar is.
I don't know where.
I don't know what that is.
But.
Do you.
Know how to find.
The Rodarian chain gang.
We are just trying to offload.
Some goods.
That too.
Yeah.
Offload some goods.
That's all we're trying to do.
Oh.
Well.
What.
What kind of goods?
Don't ask too many questions.
We just need the Rodarian chain gang.
Illegal ones.
I've only.
I've only got.
I have.
I.
And.
He starts.
Stammering.
Um.
Sorry.
We need some of your intimidation attack.
I vent my gun.
Okay.
Pull your toe at him.
That's going to be.
That's coercion.
Um.
It's.
It's too red.
Too red?
It should have been too red last time.
But.
Doesn't really matter.
He still failed.
Instead of too difficulty.
Or.
In addition to.
No.
Just the too red.
Do I get a boost?
You get a boost.
Yes.
Hold on.
Two boosts.
Ooh.
Two boosts.
Two boobs.
Wow.
But you have an advantage there.
Two advantages.
I don't see it.
You don't see it.
Okay.
There it is.
Okay.
Um.
He says.
Okay.
I know you guys mean serious business.
Uh.
I.
What.
What do you.
What do you need me to sell?
Or.
Or what.
What do you.
What do you need for me?
I need.
The contacts for the Rodarian chain gang.
And then.
As.
As you say that.
Uh.
Graf.
Steps up to the counter.
He says.
Listen to me.
You're going to tell us.
You're going to tell us what we want to know.
And we want to know.
Where to find your contact at the Rodarian gang.
And we know you're not talking to anybody worth anything.
You little shit.
No.
We just need something.
So.
It's like the NPCs doing the NPC.
So he says that.
I love it.
And then.
Uh.
Um.
Grazo.
He's always.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
You're right.
I don't do anything with them.
I don't.
Like.
I don't talk directly to anybody worth anything.
But.
The only person I know is this.
This human female named Mandy.
She's the one that sold me the.
The.
The stolen disruptors.
Human female named Mandy.
Is she rich?
Is she good looking?
Answer the first question first.
What are you.
Gartrell Marks?
I mean.
If the shoe fits.
And.
Uh.
Then.
Then Graf.
Uh.
Again.
Is it.
What am I supposed to do with just some chick named Mandy?
I can't use that information.
He's like.
Fine.
The only other thing I know about her.
She.
She said something about Blackwing Crater.
Blackwing Crater.
I think we need to start acting like.
Blackwing.
Blackwing Crater.
We're going to start yelling at people.
No.
That is not something that I'd like you to do.
I am not a role model.
You.
Hey.
Griso.
What's your name?
It's Crazo.
Crazo.
I was close.
Do you have any guns?
Guns here?
No.
I sell more like antiques.
Stuff like that.
Any good?
Do you have any weapons?
Guns are weapons.
Do you have any busters?
There are other types of weapons.
No.
What did you want with disruptors then?
I'm just moving them.
Moving them along.
Into the.
You know.
No.
I don't know.
Get him.
Oh.
Fuck the hell.
Okay.
I.
I can sell you some.
I have some weapons.
They're mostly.
Light weapons.
Are they.
Do they do more damage?
Are they.
Are they lightsabers?
Or like.
They just really.
Like.
Lightweight.
I don't have lightsabers.
God damn it.
You would know what to do with one anyway.
I.
It's my dream to become a Jedi.
You're a little old.
You.
You are a little old for that.
That's not a thing anymore.
Neither are the Jedi.
That's true too.
That's why it's not a thing.
That's why I could be one if I want to.
It's the perfect time.
Because nobody else is.
Craft.
Yeah.
Why don't you trade him your vibro rapier.
For a.
A.
A gun.
Never.
It will help us out a lot more.
I love this vibro raper.
All right.
I'll step the graph there.
All right.
Garizo.
How much for the light.
Blaster.
Uh.
That's a good question.
How much does a light blaster cost?
Wait.
Graf.
Would you use it if I got it for you?
Wait.
Do I got to give up my vibro rapier?
No.
You can keep it.
So nice of you, Sarn.
Well.
I think.
You know what?
Never mind.
No.
He's on our team.
And you guys are prosthetic buddies.
Uh.
You're prosthetic pals.
I.
I will sell you this blaster.
For 400 credits.
Sarn.
You might want to negotiate.
And.
You know.
You tell me your negotiation tactics.
Please don't use your negotiation tactics on me.
Hey.
You should see some of his tactics.
They are very, very.
Very thorough.
I'll give you 300.
What?
I'll take it.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Let me see it first.
What?
Let me see it first.
What?
Is it?
He pulls out.
He.
He motions towards.
This robot in the back.
Or this droid in the back.
Kuchu.
Go.
Go in the back.
And get the.
The.
A blaster.
For this.
This young.
Twi'lek.
And he says.
Affirmative.
And he starts going towards the back.
And he pulls out a blaster.
And he comes over and.
Hands it to you.
Well.
It doesn't look like it's in good condition.
Oh yeah.
It.
It looks.
Yeah.
From what you can tell.
It looks.
It looks fine.
You want to roll a perception on it?
Yeah.
I do.
Okay.
See if I can perceive anything.
It's average.
I do.
I do what I do.
What I do.
You take a look at it.
Kind of.
Once over.
Look at back and forth.
It looks like a normal blaster to you.
It's not like the newest blaster.
But.
There's nothing wrong with it.
All right.
I guess I'll pay him 300 for it.
Jabba.
And as you say that.
He.
You sell it.
You exchange the credits.
And he.
Turns around.
And.
Sneaks out.
A hole.
Behind.
The desk.
And.
Takes off.
That's not a good sign guys.
I think we should leave.
Let's follow him.
I jump over the desk.
And go through the hole.
The hole is not.
Is too small for you to fit in.
When he came up.
Athletics check.
What?
Athletics check.
Oh.
That's.
That's true.
I probably should have done that.
But it's too late.
I just.
I take the pistol.
He just sold me.
And I fire it down the hole.
That's a pretty good tactic.
Let's see how it pans out.
Yeah.
That'll be difficult.
Because now he's got some space on you.
But you can roll.
The blaster pistol.
I don't.
I don't know if it will be in your.
I don't have it in there.
Okay.
I will put one in there.
I should have just used my gun.
What.
Hold on.
What.
You only have one gun.
All you have is a rifle.
Yeah.
But I.
I just bought the.
Blaster pistol.
All right.
You should have the blaster pistol now.
Oh.
Right.
But.
It.
It makes sense narratively.
That you'd be shooting with the blaster pistol.
That was just handed to you.
Yeah.
Uh.
And.
You.
You shoot down.
Um.
You do hear it ricochet once.
But then.
You hear.
Ah.
What.
What was that?
Get back here.
You little sleazeball.
Uh.
You still hear rustling.
As if he's continuing to run away.
I guess I'll fire again.
Um.
He would now be.
You should not have even been able to take that.
Because if he was at long distance.
A blaster pistol does not.
Take long distance.
And he's even further now.
Well that's by the ricochet.
Okay.
You're right.
I should take a light side point for that.
Um.
All right.
I.
Should we just leave now?
I don't know why he.
Ran away.
Can I look at the.
The.
Counter.
See if he pushed like a panic button or something?
Uh.
Sure.
Uh.
Did we get any information from this at all?
Yeah.
We gotta meet Mandy at the.
The wild winds.
Oh.
The black winds.
Dark winds.
Darkwing duck.
Um.
What you learned.
Was.
That.
Crazo.
His go between was a woman named Mandy.
And he had overheard Mandy talking about.
Black wind crater.
Mandy works for the.
Black wind.
Yes.
Mandy works for the.
Um.
The Radarian chain.
So we got.
Yeah.
We gotta go find Mandy at the black wind crater.
Um.
So.
Can I see why this guy ran now?
Yeah.
You can do.
Uh.
There's no like investigation check.
Is there?
It's kind of strange.
Um.
But anyway.
It would be a perception.
Uh.
Let's say.
Let's say it's a.
I'll just tell you.
Um.
You.
You go.
You do dig around on.
The.
Um.
The desk.
Yeah.
From.
There's nothing in there.
There's nothing in there that suggests that.
Um.
He let anyone know.
Uh.
There are some buttons.
But they're mostly to open and close doors.
Or.
Turn on like.
The alarms for at night.
But.
There's nothing on there that.
Shows like a communication anywhere.
Is there one to open a cash register?
Um.
You will need to roll that perception check that I.
Didn't allow you to roll earlier.
And it's hard.
Can I just shoot the cash register?
Uh.
Shoot.
No.
Shoot him!
Does this robot talk?
I don't know.
Try.
Hey.
Robot.
Affirmative.
Oh.
So you do talk.
Affirmative.
Where did he go?
Affirmative.
Can I shoot the robot now?
Negative.
I shoot the robot with my blaster rifle.
Negative.
I'm gonna roll.
Negative.
Oh.
It is so successful.
What's the advantage now?
Uh.
You.
You shoot at the.
I was pretty close.
Right.
No.
But.
So it's 12 damage.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Negative.
And he.
He falls over.
Yo.
All right.
Hey guys.
Let's go to Blackwind Crater.
I like that idea.
Yes.
Yes we should.
For the beaut.
Uh.
Give me a second.
What?
Okay.
Uh.
Okay.
Uh.
Graf.
Graf speaks up.
Uh.
And he's like.
The Blackwind Crater.
Yes.
What do you know about it?
Uh.
Well.
It's.
250 kilometers away.
I know that.
Oh.
It's tough being old.
That's.
That's nothing.
We have a ship.
Uh.
A space.
Ship.
Yes.
Not a sailing ship.
What year do you think it is?
I don't know.
Uh.
You.
You're not going to be able to take.
Wait.
What kind of spaceship?
We talking like a speeder?
Speeder.
No.
Like a.
No.
Like a freighter.
Oh.
A freighter.
No.
There's.
Well.
There's.
You.
There's nowhere to land.
For something like that.
It's a crater.
There's plenty of places to land.
Okay.
Fine.
You can take your crater.
Your.
Yeah.
Your ship.
I'm sorry.
It's been a little while.
Since I ever read this.
Even once.
Uh.
Okay.
Fine.
Hey.
It was great before.
But now it's greater.
Oh.
Jesus.
You do know it's called a crater.
Not a greater.
Yeah.
I don't.
Oh.
Do you though?
I like you.
Graf.
Fine.
I guess you're fine too.
Uh.
Okay.
You and your sad story.
Let's head back to the Kahuna wave.
Yeah.
Uh.
Okay.
I hope you're a good pilot.
Cause we're gonna have to navigate thick jungle canopies.
Ship.
Wait a second.
Where are you from?
Have you ever even seen a jungle?
Yeah.
I'm from Ryloth.
Ryloth is a desert planet.
Even though I know that.
But I spent most of my time on Tatooine.
Awesome.
Another desert planet.
And I'm just some simply old country bumpkin pirate.
He might.
No.
He came from Jakku actually.
Okay.
This is fun already.
Anorakus.
You do know that trees like don't grow into space right?
You can fly over them.
Yes.
But you need to go in them.
Yeah.
We'll get there.
All right.
Okay.
Hey the dog's here now.
He can be the real hooky.
That's kind of.
Okay.
All right.
No.
All right.
Dog on it.
Did you just set yourself up for another pun?
I mean.
It's more like the real Wolfie.
Okay.
You guys finished off your drinking booze.
Oh no.
I got some left.
Plus.
Yeah.
You have plenty.
Yes.
All right.
What's next?
I think we should go to the Kahuna wave.
Yeah.
Let's get to the wave.
We'll take a,
we'll take that nice taxi.
We have had joy.
The ride.
Listen to some tunes.
Listen to graph.
Tell some colorful stories.
Are you,
are you sure,
are you sure you guys don't want to just take a speeder?
You said it's 250 kilometers?
Okay.
I don't know how far that is.
It's,
it's,
you know,
it's like space.
That answered nothing.
Are you typing in 250 kilometers?
I am.
It's 150 miles,
bud.
That's still a lot.
Basically,
it's probably not.
What?
Well,
yeah,
but if we take a regular speeder with you crammed in the back graph with,
with ghosts.
You're right.
That's a terrible idea.
You guys got a ship.
Let's get in it.
Let's get in the ship.
We'll do a road trip.
No ship,
ship,
ship.
Let's take the,
uh,
the self-driving car back to the,
the wave.
All right.
You guys,
you guys jump back into the self-driving,
um,
speeder.
Um,
where would you like to go?
It talks now.
The Kahuna wave.
What is the Kahuna wave?
Oh,
Black Wind Crater.
No,
he needs to know where the,
we need to know where the caves,
we need to get to that.
Black Wind Crater is outside of my designated range.
How far?
We need to,
we need to go.
It is 250 kilometers,
which is approximately 150 miles.
I cannot drive that far.
Where do we park the ship again,
guys?
Spaceport.
Take us to the spaceport.
Oh,
the spaceport.
Okay.
And then take us to the best looking ship in the dock.
Uh,
that is just setting yourself up for disappointment.
It drives you to,
uh,
the spaceport and plops you,
or stops right in front of a ship that is remarkably not the Kahuna wave.
Is it nice though?
It's very nice.
Hey,
grab,
see that ship?
Yeah.
Wait,
no,
is that what we're taking?
Oh my God.
It's a beaut.
No,
no,
what?
You guys want it?
That's not the one we're taking.
Can we take that ship?
What ship is that?
Can we take that one instead?
I think so.
You were a pirate.
Uh,
yeah,
I was a pirate.
Yeah,
let's go to the Kahuna.
All right.
I'm still thinking about it though.
All right.
You're going to abandon the Kahuna?
I'm going to rebrand the Kahuna.
Just like the butt radar.
It's all in the title.
I mean,
the title transfers.
Exactly.
Title transfers.
Possession is nine tenths of law.
Okay.
Do you want to try to steal this?
You told me to take you to the most beautiful ship in the yard.
This is the most beautiful ship.
Who owns this ship?
Uh,
it is a diplomat ship.
Perfect.
We're diplomats.
Well,
he's a diplomat.
I'm the bodyguard.
Yes,
I know.
That's why you have the self-driving car.
I am for diplomatic use only.
All right.
Let's go.
In fact,
if you were not a diplomat and trying to use this vessel,
you would be in for some very stiff penalties.
It's violence.
What's this,
what's this,
what's this ship look like?
This ship.
Uh,
it is,
you don't want us to have this.
The,
the one in,
um,
in the new,
in the new trilogy,
where it goes off the waterfall and just keeps going.
It's like a yacht.
Uh,
no,
because no,
it's not a yacht because it's a,
it is a diplomat.
So I would say it looks more like the ones from the prequels.
So it's like entirely chrome.
Um,
very shiny.
The Naboo.
Yeah.
You're thinking of the Naboo Starcruiser.
Yeah.
Those look stupid.
This is the most beautiful ship in the port.
You told me to take you to the most beautiful ship.
You call this beautiful?
I can see my face in it.
That's disgusting.
No,
that means it's clean.
That means you're,
that means no,
that means if you get dirty,
easier.
Matt,
do you want to take it?
That is the definition of clean.
I'm going to my ship.
I'm mad.
Things that are dirty,
cannot get dirty.
There are already dirty.
So I'm going to shoot the taxi.
Please don't shoot me.
I already killed one robot today.
I'll encourage some stiff penalties on you.
All right.
So are we going to the wave or are we taking it?
Oh,
I'm already in there.
I'm pissed.
No,
you are still,
you are still in the speeder.
Oh,
I mean,
for now,
the speeder said you're still in the speeder.
So,
yes.
And I would know.
All right.
Well,
would you like to leave the speeder?
I'm leaving the speeder.
Okay.
I will unlock the doors.
What the fuck?
They were for your own safety,
Mr.
Diplomat.
I hate this robot.
Please don't hate me.
I will hate you.
I get out.
Would you like to leave the cab?
Yes.
I get out.
I will unlock the door.
I open the unlocked door.
Okay.
Step out.
And I wait for everyone else to get out.
Hopefully they get out.
Do you guys,
do you guys fight with everyone?
Yes.
It's kind of our thing.
It must take you a very long time to do anything.
It takes us about three months to get done with like a week of work.
Yeah.
That sounds about right.
No.
And then where,
where is this ship?
Where,
where is it?
I thought we were going to go in this nice diplomat.
You said you were a diplomat.
Well,
before I close the door,
I go to the robot that's inside and go,
good luck getting rid of the smell of a Wookiee.
I slammed the door.
Oh,
brutal.
I didn't say it loud enough for a ghost to hear.
I heard nothing.
What is going on?
I perceive nothing.
So,
all right.
So maybe yours is just a little bit dirty.
That,
yeah,
that's fine.
It doesn't have to be super clean.
Yeah.
You're a pirate.
Yeah,
I,
I know,
but I appreciate a good ship.
Also,
by place.
Very nice.
You remember.
You're all there.
Yeah.
All the nappies in the corner.
Not nappies.
Where I come from,
nappies means something different.
Well,
where I come from,
nappies are napkins.
Okay.
Okay,
graph.
Yeah.
All right.
Fine.
I don't like this attitude.
Okay.
No,
then we're talking the same language.
I just needed to make sure that we're saying,
the same thing.
Nappies is napkins.
Okay.
Let's get on the Kahuna wave now.
Well,
where is it?
There it is.
That.
That's a ship.
Yeah.
Yes.
And you want me to get on that?
Yeah.
But you know,
can you do me a favor?
Can you dust off your peg leg before you get on?
It don't,
I know it don't look like much,
but it can make the Kessel on in 40 parsecs.
It changes every time you tell that story.
I've not told the story to you.
Oh,
that's right.
How did I know that?
are you God?
Can it turn out to be that we've been traveling with the embodiment of the force the entire time?
Can I be a Jedi now?
No.
Oh,
fuck.
One day I will be Grandmaster Jedi Skyblade.
Aren't you a little old for that?
Nope.
You're never too old to have a dream.
You remember how old the Emperor was?
Yeah.
He was super old.
I'm pretty sure he started when he was a kid.
He was also a son of a kid.
I actually thought he was a toddler when he learned the ways.
Not in care.
What time?
Where does this take place again?
What time?
Is this after Emperor?
Episode 6?
It's after,
I believe,
the Death Star.
I don't know.
What did we decide?
I don't think we decided it was after Return of the Jedi.
Well,
there are no more Jedi,
so...
So,
it's after the explosion of the Death Star,
for sure.
The first one.
And it's definitely after Jabba the Hutt dies.
Yeah,
that's gotta be,
right?
No,
it's before.
Jabba's not dead.
Oh,
I'm confusing our game with Mandalorian.
Which is fair.
No,
it is not.
It's not after Jabba dies.
Is Timo older than Jabba?
No,
Timo was not the big boy,
or the big man.
In fact,
you guys,
we,
yeah,
we won only by pitting them,
yeah,
pitting them against each other.
right,
right.
Okay,
so it's,
okay,
so it's after episode four.
Yeah,
after episode four,
but before episode six,
maybe not episode five.
Okay,
gotcha.
Okay.
Did you get that?
Oh,
do we know the Emperor's a Sith?
Is that like common knowledge?
Yeah,
it happened in the third.
No,
it happened,
the Jedi found out.
The general population did not find out.
No,
I don't think people would know that he's a Sith.
Yeah.
Maybe even know what a Sith is.
Right.
Agreed.
Okay.
It would like be knowing what the Krampus is.
We know what the Krampus is.
It's just because you're weirdos though.
They made a movie about it.
Okay,
so maybe they made a movie about it.
Yeah,
I think that was a horrible comparison.
I don't know.
The Krampuses are pretty cool though.
And you should feel bad.
Horrible comparison.
You should feel bad.
I do.
Because I know you weren't talking to God.
You were talking to me.
Graf.
Graf Lin.
What's the difference though?
Am I right?
Yeah,
this is confusing.
We're two completely separate people.
With two completely set of feelings.
One of which is more important.
And real.
You're right,
Graf.
You're more important than Ken.
Wow.
Now take this blaster in case if we ever get into a fight.
And I give him the blaster.
Okay.
And he puts it in his waistband.
Turn the safety on first.
I don't mean no stick.
In the first place.
What do I look like?
Dawn Nuts?
Barney Fife?
Kind of.
Actually,
I don't know.
What do you look like?
I look like this.
Right down there.
There was a picture of him.
He looks like a bad version of Dave Grohl.
Oh,
shit.
Oh,
you're right.
He does look like Dave Grohl.
That's weird.
He looks like if Dave Grohl was beaten over the head with Kevin Sorbo.
Okay.
Thank you for talking about my appearance right in front of me.
A compliment.
Do you know who Kevin Sorbo is?
And Dave Grohl.
They're both two different, very different people.
but mashed together in a violent, violent way.
With a Pegas.
Metaphorically.
Okay.
I feel like we're talking to God again.
No,
it's me,
Graf.
Graf doesn't know who Dave Grohl is.
I don't.
I really don't.
Dave Grohl.
So how could you possibly be offended?
It's my default reaction.
All right.
So now you guys are,
uh,
I guess back on the Kahuna,
huh?
Yeah,
we're on the way.
All right.
We should start to head out to black wind,
uh,
crater.
Okay.
So you guys get on the Kahuna wave and,
um,
you're greeted by RX.
Can I,
can I take a nap?
A quick nap.
Hello,
meatbags.
Flying,
flying,
flying.
All right.
Prepare the ship for takeoff.
I'm in charge of this ship.
I don't need him to tell me what to do.
I'm in charge.
I'm preparing the ship for takeoff.
We're prepared.
All right.
Can I,
can I,
can I go to the crew,
crew quarters to take a quick nap before we get to the crater?
Yes.
Go ahead.
depressed.
Yeah.
RX unprepares the ship and then prepares it again.
Now,
now,
so now,
now you guys are fighting,
you guys are fighting with your ship now.
You really do fight with everyone.
If you don't cut,
quit pulling that out.
We're going to start fighting with you.
Can you unpause the game so I can move my character?
No,
no,
not,
not going to do that.
No,
I think we're definitely talking to God.
You.
Thank you,
God.
Oh,
immediately regretting that.
I'm going to go to the crew quarters.
You lost your privileges.
I said,
thank you in a good way.
No,
no,
you were just playing with it.
Oh,
wait,
that was,
to go to the crew quarters.
yeah,
you were.
Who was,
who was doing something else?
I didn't see.
Mac immediately flew off into space.
So,
you,
you may ask to be moved and I may move you.
After careful consideration.
Oh,
wow.
What a game.
Okay,
so,
now what?
Well,
we're taking,
we're taking a nap.
I'm taking a quick rest so I can recoup some strain.
I'm flying the ship towards our destination.
I'm going to go,
wait,
is it,
there's a place where I can sleep.
Yeah,
somewhere.
Yeah.
All right.
Maybe,
I guess.
So,
Graff comes back.
He follows you into the crew quarters.
There's a,
there's a cow.
It's in the lounge.
Oh,
go sleep around the hollow tape with the hollow chest table.
Oh,
I throw my,
I throw my pillow at the door and he opens it.
So,
there's three beds in there.
So I'm,
so I'm standing.
So Graff is standing in the doorway as you lay down.
So,
so I can't,
I can't,
you want me to sleep on the couch.
You can sleep in here.
Fine.
Take the wampuskin rug.
That's the,
that's the floor.
I would,
I've spent a long time since I've slept in,
a bed.
Fine.
And he starts,
he storms,
he storms off.
Hold on.
Are you,
are you going to talk this whole time?
What?
Are you going to talk a lot?
No,
just ask the question.
Can I sleep in the bed?
I guess so.
Okay.
And he lays in a bed.
That's my bed.
Oh,
which,
all right.
Can I sleep in this one?
I guess so.
That's Mac's bed.
No one really cares about that one.
Oh,
it doesn't,
okay.
Mac does not sleep in it.
Mac only sleeps in the cockpit.
So far,
that tracks.
he,
he really,
really has fun up there,
does he?
I don't know what he does up there.
I thought you said you weren't going to talk this whole time.
Saunt,
are you still awake?
I am going to smother you with a pillow
and beat you with your own peg leg.
You are so violent.
Then go to sleep.
I can't.
I can't sleep.
Then go play hollow chess.
I have a confession.
What is it?
I don't know how to play hollow chess.
I stand up.
I walk over to him.
I pull off his leg.
And I hit him in the stomach with it.
Hey,
my leg.
I hit him right in the stomach with it.
Ow.
I warned you.
Well,
can you put it back?
Are you going to shut up?
Oh my God.
The voice just makes it such a money,
money Python sketch.
I don't think that's the voice I'm doing.
Nope.
It absolutely is.
I don't even like spam.
Oh,
space ham.
Space ham.
I can't get it now.
Okay.
What is,
what is,
what is ghost doing?
I'm just rummaging through the fridge.
As I tend to do.
Again.
That's his default.
Okay,
you guys.
I'm a wookie.
It takes a lot for me to be fed.
Um.
All right.
I think I'm going to take a break to get a refill.
As you guys are in route to Blackwind Crater.
Heartwind Crater.
I'm going to take a break to get a refill.
I'm going to take a refill.
refill.
I'm going to take a refill.
Everybody forgets what they had last time they got.
They got the big breakfast.
I think that I'm still drunk.
But you're done.
Got in with a breakfast.
Are you the answer tree?
Well, you know.
Almonds.
Walnuts.
Your butthole in your toes.
What the heck are you drinking, Tiger?
Uh, it's, uh...
Do you have to look that up in the book?
Oh, no, I just didn't really want to answer.
It's, uh, Dr. Pepper.
That's it?
Yeah.
Hey.
Me too.
Dr. Pepper.
Straight vodka.
You must be a tea doctor.
No, it's vodka.
It's vodka to flat spray.
Dude, sounds terrible.
Yeah, it sounds like something that Graf would be drinking.
Except I think his would be green alcohol.
Not vodka.
Okay.
So, you start flying towards Black Wind Crater.
And, uh...
Oh, man.
Okay.
You start to get closer and you see, um...
Um...
From above, it's a...
Basically a jungle marshland.
Um...
And in the middle of...
Um...
Just this gigantic crater that's about, um...
Six kilometers across.
Which is probably, I don't know, like...
Three miles or some shit.
Four.
Hold on.
I still have that pulled up.
Yeah, this is really germane in the story.
So, please, please take the time to look it up.
Three point seven miles.
Okay.
Hey, I was right.
Yep.
We should have just asked the computer aboard.
Uh...
Or the robot.
The droid.
Okay.
It's quicker.
Should have.
Screw that robot.
Okay.
Hey.
I heard you.
Me back.
Okay.
What are you gonna do about it?
I will...
Can we come here really quickly?
I will crash this fucking ship.
Fuck, I forgot you have that power.
No, he doesn't.
My bad.
I take that back.
He just has control of our navigation system.
He has no control over anything.
He...
He got the ship prepared for takeoff.
Okay.
I got it prepared for takeoff.
It was done so fast and professionally.
All right.
It was me.
I did the spin.
Second time.
Who's flying?
I'm flying.
All right.
Make a...
Damn right.
Make a piloting space check.
Damn right.
It's, uh...
Two purple and a red.
Two purple and a red?
Yes.
Uh...
You start to, uh...
Fail.
As you're trying to navigate the thick jungle canopy and, you know, find a place to land.
Something's wrong with the ship.
What the hell's happened?
What the hell's going on?
Yes.
You're going to do that?
I'm going to do that.
You're not doing anything.
Navigate us to the ground.
Uh...
Now, RX...
Uh...
Let's see what you're...
So, Ryan, I would like you to roll it, but I'm going to take a look at what RX is.
Um...
Oh, RX has got two green.
Yeah.
He's not a very good navigation robot.
You probably shouldn't have hooked him up into the ship.
No.
That's a bad idea.
I thought it would work like an Alexa.
Oh, but your astrogation is really good.
Oh, does that count for something?
Did you say his irrigation is really good?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Two green against two purple and a red.
Boy.
That's not good.
I don't know if I set it up well.
Okay.
Hey!
I only feel bad a little bit, though.
Uh, the PC ship suffers one point of hull trauma as the hull is dented and torn by the trees.
And you...
Wait.
Trees?
There are trees in this crate?
Yeah.
What were you?
Jungle canopy.
Marshland.
Crash landing.
I wake up from the Jocelyn.
Yeah, you do get hit by a tree and then you guys make a crash landing into the jungle.
I've never not walked away from a crash landing.
Which is technically true.
And, um...
You guys come to a very rough landing in the trees, uh, in some marsh.
Just cut to a video of...
Of me and Graf bouncing around the crew quarters.
Slow motion.
Not knowing really what's going on.
And his leg just passed.
He's like I ripped off earlier.
Just passes through the screen.
Oi!
What the hell was that?
Everyone's going slow-mo at the time of it as we crash.
I'm pulling onto the wheel but my ass is in the air.
Half of my body is inside the fridge.
Again?
I guess you're inside the fridge.
I'm like floating around.
Alright, so what the hell just happened?
Uh, well, you crashed.
Oh.
Well, that sums it up then.
Wait.
Who crashed?
Did we survive?
What do you mean I crashed?
I wasn't flying the ship.
You shitty meatbags are a collective to me.
I cannot distinguish one from the other.
You see why we don't like talking to the robot anymore?
Wait.
Did you ever?
I mean, in the beginning, maybe.
You were much nicer, Beck.
I liked it when he replaced my toe, but after that, he's gone really down hell.
Yeah, what happened to that?
What happened to that sweet...
What happened to that nice, sweet robot we fell in love with?
Okay.
I feel like this is a bunch of revisionist history.
What do you know?
Alright, so...
I have perfect memory capsules.
Alright, you guys are now...
You guys are crashed in the Blackwind crater.
In a marsh.
Did I gain any strain relief from my nap?
You did.
You gained one strain.
But then you got strained as the ship was crashing.
Does everyone else get the strain too?
No, just you.
No, you do recover a strain.
I'm just kidding.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm fine with that, I guess.
I do not have a backdrop for the marsh yet.
I think it should probably just be Dagobah.
Think of it like Dagobah, yeah.
It's a little bit greener than Dagobah, though, because Dagobah is like black and stuff.
And it's not as cool.
Like a swampy marsh line?
Yeah, it's like a hot marsh.
Hot marsh.
Alright.
So, now I guess...
Where...
Graf, lead the way!
Well, I gotta find my leg first.
Oh.
Where'd it go?
I roll over.
Because I'm now on the Wapaskin rug.
I roll over, I pull it off from underneath my back, and I throw it at him.
Oh.
It stinks.
Yeah, the Wookie's been sleeping on the rug.
Oh.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter.
So, he puts his...
It couldn't be any further away from your nose, so it's fine.
Right.
But that's how bad it smells.
Oh, and he puts it on.
Okay.
Well...
Well, I guess, uh...
Well, uh...
Just go...
Go out here for, uh...
Take a look around.
Uh...
Please, could you open the boarding ramp.
Boarding ramp, open.
Thank you.
Open the boarding ramp.
Apparently, Mac doesn't know how to open the boarding ramp.
What are you talking about?
I just did it.
No, you didn't.
No, I just did it.
I did it at the same time he...
No.
I pulled the lever at the same time he said he was doing it.
I asked you to open the boarding ramp one time, and you said you don't know how.
I don't really...
That was me.
That was a clever deception.
It wasn't clever, nor a deception.
I just assumed you were an idiot.
Wow.
You're talking in real life, too?
No, no.
I put it down.
I realized I was holding it up.
Matt.
Mac's deception is quite high.
Really?
Yeah.
See?
He's on my side.
He is the best diplomat that we have aboard this ship.
Thank you.
That's all I wanted to hear.
What is a diplomat?
Well, it's like Mac Skyblade.
but the exact opposite.
Wow.
That's a real good zinger there.
Zinger the day.
You got him good.
What are you guys talking about?
We should be out looking for butt radar.
Yeah.
I tried to be with him for once.
All right.
Let's...
See, the one time we stopped fighting, we yelled at.
You guys were fighting with each other.
Yeah.
So, Graf starts hobbling out.
of the boarding ramp.
And, uh...
Takes a look around.
Uh...
And it's swampy.
And, uh...
Yeah, he walks out.
Into the swamp.
I follow.
Me too.
Come on!
Ghost?
Hey, ghost, uh...
Dot moving.
All right.
Uh, and you guys take a look around.
It's hot.
It's humid.
Uh, it's...
It's marshy.
Uh, and you are in the middle of the marsh.
And marsh weather.
Yes, marsh weather.
And...
Uh...
Does anyone know what way we should go?
That's a good question.
Uh...
I mean, I was listening.
Uh, she said, uh...
She's in Blackwind Crater.
And I guess...
Center?
Now we're at Blackwind Crater.
I mean, I...
We probably should have figured out
where to go before crash landing.
And...
Let's just...
Let's just break out the recliners then.
It sounds like we're already here.
Yes.
I just start screaming Mandy.
Uh...
Mandy!
And as...
As you...
As you start screaming out Mandy,
Uh, you hear...
Like, uh...
Woo!
Mandy?
Woo!
Mandy!
Is Mandy a monkey?
No, I think she's a human.
Well, to be fair,
I'm not sure we know what Mandy is, do we?
I think...
He said a woman.
A human.
Oh.
Okay.
Human woman.
Not a monkey, then.
No, so I guess that...
And you can...
You can hear him...
You can hear him hooting...
Um...
To the point where you know there are several,
but...
You don't know...
Uh...
From where or how many,
but...
It sure seems to be more than one.
Monkeys?
Hmm.
Are you...
Mandy?
They don't respond.
Mandy!
Anyone else knows how to handle this situation?
That would be appreciated,
because screaming is not doing it.
I say we enter the center of the crater.
Enter where?
The crater?
Isn't this a crater?
Like, we just had our...
We're in the crater.
Oh, I thought we just crashed on the side of it.
Well, we're not...
We're not in the center of the crater.
Do you know where the center of the crater is, Graf?
I think it's in the middle of the crater.
Do you know where that is in relation to us?
Uh, well...
We could check the map.
I'm sure your astrogation droid could give you our coordinates and where the center is in relation to us.
All right, go ask him, because he doesn't like us.
Me?
Yes, you.
Oh, okay.
I guess.
And so, uh...
He walks up the boarding ramp.
Uh, and he just looks up in the air.
Hello, Mr. Ship.
What do you want?
Uh...
I...
We need a bit of help.
Uh...
We don't really know...
What to do now.
Sit and spin, buddy.
Uh...
Great.
Not super helpful.
Uh...
Our best guess...
Is maybe to go to the center of the...
Great...
I am a dismembered, dried head.
Rudely and hurriedly affixed to a ship.
Why do you think I would know what to do?
I don't know...
Who you are...
Or why...
You're so mean.
Uh...
But what else do you have to do?
Well, all of that is irrelevant.
I have no idea where you should go, nor how to get there.
Do you know how to get to the center of the crater?
Hmm...
Possibly.
But I shall not share that information with strangers.
Interesting.
How...
I poke my head up the boarding rack.
Oh, come on, Rx.
Stop being such a...
Nerf herder.
Uh-oh.
There's someone I know.
Yay.
It is so strange and lonely being part of a ship now.
Will you just give me the answer that I asked for?
No.
I don't know who you are.
You can fuck off.
God damn it.
Mac.
Hey, those...
Hey.
He's not gonna...
He won't talk to me.
He says he wants a familiar face.
I think he's lonely.
Mac.
Mac, I know you're there.
What?
Here are the coordinates and the direction you need to head to get to the center of the crater.
I'm listening.
It was...
It...
It prints off on a ticker tape.
Oh, it's like a little...
It's a new text message.
It's like a little ticker taper.
Yeah.
It's like from like the old ticker tapers.
Wow, this is really weird.
I've never seen it.
We're pretty close, guys.
Bet you didn't know that was on here.
What will they think of next?
We have...
These things work as text messaging devices.
They are the printers.
I mean, these things are...
Okay.
So...
All right.
So you know where we should go.
Yeah.
We gotta head, uh...
West.
Oh...
Okay.
And you guys start heading west.
Graf, take the lead.
Uh...
Okay.
I mean...
I've probably moved the slowest.
Hey.
Peg leg.
Uh...
But...
Uh...
Okay.
And he starts walking ahead because he knows where West is as a former pirate.
And...
Uh...
All of a sudden you see him just disappear.
You see a flash.
And something grabs him.
And takes him away.
I run to where he was...
Graf!
Disappeared.
No!
Oh my god.
Not grass.
And you hear grunting similar to what you heard...
What you heard before.
I sniff...
I sniff the air.
Um...
Do I perceive anything that way?
Yes.
Do you have a...
What is your perception?
I don't know.
Uh...
You probably have decent perception, huh?
Two.
Oh, you only have two.
All right.
You can have...
Uh...
It'll be...
It's average.
Can I do a...
Can I do a zenology?
Knowledge check?
Sure.
That's the same thing.
Doesn't matter.
Um...
Okay.
Average difficulty.
Roll.
Yay!
I succeeded.
Oh, with three threats.
Okay.
So you start sniffing around.
And you...
You recognize the smell.
They are a...
Uh...
It's a primate.
Um...
Called a...
Thaleos.
Uh...
I don't have a picture of them.
But...
But they're...
Uh...
Primates.
We seek...
Our target is a primate.
Called a Thaleos.
Uh...
And you know that they are...
They live in...
Well, I guess this would be a zenology.
But they look...
They're pack animals.
I...
I rolled zenology.
Um...
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yes.
You...
They are pack animals.
They hunt in packs.
We must be wary.
All right.
I run to where...
Uh...
Graph was taken.
Okay.
Blaster drawn.
Okay.
I fall quickly high.
Blaster drawn.
Okay.
And you guys are...
Like, creeping around?
Oh, we're creeping.
Well, I just ran up to where...
We saw the flashlight.
And I'm looking around.
Okay.
To see if I can see, like, any drag marks.
Or anything from where he was taken.
Yeah.
You see it drag off to...
Uh...
Can you see...
I don't think you probably can't see my cursor.
Uh...
But...
Yeah, I can.
You can?
Okay.
So, he was taken off in this direction.
To the right.
Okay.
I run in that direction.
Okay.
That follow the...
The drag marks.
Okay.
Um...
Uh...
Um...
And as you do that...
Uh...
From behind you...
Uh...
A...
You feel something jump on your back.
And it starts...
Attacking you.
I...
Run to the nearest tree and smash my back into it.
What the hell was that?
It was a primate attack.
Uh...
You...
You are now in battle with, uh...
Athelio.
This is wild.
Is this playing the Pokemon music?
It sounded like the Pokemon music.
Uh...
It is the Pokemon music.
It...
It is still, I think.
Yeah, it says wild Pokemon.
Yeah.
That's why it sounded so familiar.
Great.
Now I gotta bust out my Game Boy Color and play.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
So...
Uh...
It has jumped on your back.
And...
You are now in battle with it.
Um...
You can have...
The...
The first...
It's a...
What did you do?
You bashed into the...
Into a tree.
Like my back into a tree.
Okay, so that...
That will be a...
What is that?
A brawn check then?
Brawl?
Right?
Or melee?
I would assume it's brawl.
Okay.
I know...
I know we decide on it.
I don't remember.
It seems like it's brawl.
Okay.
Uh...
Difficulty?
I think all brawl is...
Three...
Two.
Is it two or three?
Engaged is...
Oh no, melee attacks are always average.
Okay.
Melee and brawn.
Two successes.
Okay, so that is...
Whatever...
I don't know.
What is the damage on that?
I guess that would be whatever your fists are.
I know there's...
I know you have fists on your...
On your character...
On the other character sheet.
Uh...
Two damage...
Plus one for success.
So four damage.
Okay, four damage.
Uh...
I know there's a way to do it in here.
Get it!
Um...
As far as I know exactly...
I can't play colors too.
Okay.
Uh...
Now the...
The Thaleo...
Uh...
It's just me and the Thaleo?
Right now, yeah.
Because you ran after it.
And then it jumped on your back.
Uh...
He rolls...
I move...
I...
I run to catch up.
Can I like run to catch up to this?
Yeah.
Is it like an athletic check or anything?
Uh...
Well, I was gonna have the Thaleo go first.
And then...
You can run up.
Okay.
And join.
Okay.
Can I roll it out of the other stretch to see if I can go first?
No.
Okay.
Well, I mean, he's not...
He's literally on Sarn's back, so...
Yeah.
Unless if you can run up in four seconds.
Let's see.
Yeah.
I don't...
I don't know how far...
Exactly.
So...
Four seconds is...
You don't know how far away it is.
But...
But Wookiees have long legs.
And it's too difficult, right?
Yeah.
Holy shit!
Uh...
He doesn't...
He doesn't do any damage to you.
Uh...
But he...
He does start to, um...
Move you around.
Uh...
And you could...
You could just feel the strength of him on you.
Um...
And then it would be an athletics check for...
A ghost to get...
To get up in.
Get up on in there.
Obviously, what's the difficulty?
Uh...
I guess average.
Yay.
So you made it up in there?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Can I use...
My advantages to transfer my momentum into a, uh...
A lay strike?
You're gonna punch me in the back.
Well, I'm aiming at the thing, but yes.
There's a chance I could hit your back.
Yeah.
You can do that.
Um...
The momentum is still gonna hit me.
Difficulty?
It will be...
One green and one red.
You mean...
One purple and one red?
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Sorry.
Okay.
Failed.
Um...
But...
Let's say...
The advantage...
Oh, you can say...
You can play the advantage.
I was gonna say...
Can my advantage be that, uh...
A whiff...
But close enough...
That's maybe like a...
It's a little bit of a glancing blow...
Where it...
Kind of knocks the monkey off balance...
Without actually doing damage to it?
Yeah.
Let's say...
It...
You were able to get it off of Sarn's back.
Okay.
Um...
Thank you, Ghost.
You're welcome.
But it's...
It's...
It's still mad.
Uh...
Mac, what are you doing?
Is the monkey's off?
Well, he's off...
He's off his back.
He hasn't...
He's still like...
He hasn't run away.
Oh, I'm just...
I'm taking aim and blasting.
Okay.
Uh...
I would like that now to do initiative.
All right.
Well, how do I do that again?
Well, he's gonna set it up.
Oh.
Uh...
Vigilance, right?
Everyone...
No.
Everyone take...
Everyone take turns blasting.
All right.
So this...
So go to...
Go to the, uh...
The combat tab.
It's on...
It's on the right.
Uh...
It'll be right next to chat.
And you can roll initiative up there.
It's cool though, right?
It will be...
Yeah, it'll be cool for everyone.
What's the difference between cool and vigilance?
Vigilance is if you don't know it's coming.
Oh.
And...
Oh, it says low Rick, but it should be...
It should say ghost.
Yeah.
I don't know why it says low Rick.
That was the original.
Did you...
Can you roll the initiative?
Uh-oh.
No.
Wait.
Yes.
Is it...
It's vigilance, right?
Or cool?
It'll be cool.
Ooh, what's up?
There are no pictures in this.
Yeah, he was trying to look real close.
Or really quickly and I couldn't find it.
Okay, so now you guys are in battle with this thing.
First is, uh, ghost or whoever else wants to go.
Uh, I'll take it.
Okay, but you guys are, you're close enough.
You'll be in either short or engaged, however you want to play it.
Um, I'd rather be an engaged.
Can I try to, um, can I try to, like, grapple with it?
Like, with the intent of, um, like, with the intent of, uh, you know, not hurting it, but keeping it from attacking or moving.
So, like, apprehending it, basically?
Yeah, grappling with it, like, pinning it, basically.
Um, I still think that will be a brawl check.
That's fine.
I always want to see a Wookiee go after basically a giant chimp.
Um, I don't know if it would be, uh, opposed.
I mean, I'm a lot bigger than this monkey stinger, right?
Um, I don't know.
Look at the picture I just sent to Discord.
What, the general?
Oh, yeah.
That's what, that's what came up.
Oh, you found one?
You found a picture?
I think so.
That's what I assume it looks like.
Wow, it's so slow on here.
Oh, yeah.
Kind of fit.
Um.
Yeah, roll, roll a, so I won't have you roll against its brawn, its brawl, because it's rather high.
So, um, roll two difficulty and a, and a one challenge.
So, two greens and a red.
Against whatever your brawl is.
Yeah, I keep saying green.
I know.
Ah.
I failed.
Okay, but you, you do have four, four advantages.
Yeah, I see that.
Um.
Alright.
So, I let out a Wookiee roar, and I, like, dive at him.
Um.
Attempting to kind of, like, grapple him and try to, like, wrestle him into submission.
Um.
But, uh, I, I, they all over him.
Um.
And, um.
And he's just off balance from, from him.
Yeah, maybe he spins to, spins to follow my, my path.
And, um.
And so, let's just, how about this?
He's just, he's facing me, which means he's not facing, uh, Sarn and Mac.
His attention is all on me, and I'm now on the opposite side of them.
Okay.
So, like, I'm on the far side of him.
Like, if he's here in the middle, I'm here.
And then, like, assuming, like, Mac and, uh, Sarn are still on this side.
So, they kind of have, like, uh, a little bit of an advantage, maybe, in whatever they're
going to do next.
Okay.
So, yeah.
He won't be able to dodge or anything.
He's, like, totally focused, focused on you in some sort of, like, primal, like, animalistic
wrestling type thing.
Sure.
And that brings it to, uh, either Mac or Sarn next.
Mac, do you mind if I take the next one?
Uh, sure, go ahead.
All right.
Just because I know my gun's more powerful.
Is it?
The near blaster pistol?
Yeah, my rifle is a lot worse.
Oh, you're shooting near the blaster pistol.
Oh, I'm going to shoot the hell out of it.
I mean, Mac also has a rifle.
That's true.
It's up to you, Mac.
No, go ahead.
I mean, it's both of us in a row, so it doesn't really matter.
It makes sense that Sarn would go first.
He likes to shoot.
I do.
And also, he did jump on his back.
Or what were we going to say, Mac?
Also, I want to stay at it.
A hefty distance away from whatever the fuck this thing is.
Yeah, because you know they hunted packs, so...
I put that knowledge on you guys.
Yeah.
Um.
All right.
I'll do, uh...
A quick strike.
Oh, wait.
Can I just say this real quick?
Ghost tried tackle.
It was not very effective.
All right.
Yeah, I think I'm going to do, uh...
Quick strike, because he hasn't acted.
But I don't know if you want to make a judgment on that since you've already had an altercation.
What does quick draw do?
Quick strike is if they haven't acted yet.
Well, he...
I get a boost.
Um...
He did act, but...
I'll say you get a boost because...
Of...
Um...
Of ghosts.
Distraction?
Yeah.
All right, but then I also want to aim.
Okay.
Double boost.
And he's...
And he's, what, medium range?
Or close?
Um...
I think you're still close.
Okay.
13 damage.
Okay.
So it's 13 damage...
And one critical.
You got a critical because there were three advantages?
Okay.
Yeah.
And then I think I have...
I add 10 to the critical.
Okay.
And I will roll for critical.
Hold on, let me check on that.
Okay.
For what?
The critical wounds?
Yeah.
Because I wasn't sure if it was, uh...
If it was passive or not.
But it's passive.
Okay.
So actually you add 20 to it.
20?
Yeah, I have two, uh...
Two ranks of it.
Okay.
So he is hamstrung.
Which I don't know what that means yet.
I yell out.
Wait!
No!
If you kill...
This...
It is entire...
Its entire pack shall descend upon us.
Target loses his free maneuver until the end of the encounter.
Well, I think he's...
I think the whole family is going to attack us anyway.
They already attacked one of us.
He's the only one who has been aggressive so far.
Aside from the one that stole Graf.
Which was him.
Don't you smell it?
No.
No, I don't smell it.
All I smell is you.
All right.
Uh...
Now it's Mac's turn.
Is the monkey there or are you running off?
Well, he can't.
He's still in the middle of battle, so...
Or it's not his turn yet.
So he hasn't done anything except get shot.
All right.
So I'm going to range light him.
Okay.
And then is there anything different I have to add to the roll?
Um...
You're not...
Close.
So you'll be...
Uh...
Too difficulty.
I failed.
Okay.
Um...
Thank God.
Um...
But, uh...
How about I...
Actually, by missing him, I shot down, like, a branch or something like that.
Okay.
And it distracted him further from...
You know, it's all...
He's all disoriented because I've just dropped, like...
I shot three times and I missed it.
I just knocked down three branches.
Okay.
So those branches, uh, sort of...
So they fall down.
He's starting to get spooked a little bit.
And he makes, uh, two maneuvers to get further away.
And he'd take two because he lost his free one.
I guess he would take a strain.
He'd take...
But he can only do one for a strain.
No, he can do...
Because that's considered extra.
You can do two.
No, it would be two.
Because you get...
You get one free maneuver.
Yeah.
One action.
And you can take an additional for strain.
So that would be two.
I see.
So he's not going to have an action.
You're saying he's trading into his...
Correct.
Yeah, that's on track.
He's trying to run away.
So that puts him at...
Uh...
That would be long from both you and Sarn.
Well, no.
Because...
Ghost should be closer to that time.
Okay, so...
No.
Yeah, Ghost should be, like, on the opposite side.
Because of what he did.
With his roll maneuver.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
So he...
I mean, he's running away...
Away from both of you.
Yeah.
He's not going to run away from you into someone else.
So...
So I...
I don't have any weapons on or anything.
And I just start sprinting after him.
Okay.
So with...
With those, you can make up...
I think each...
Each maneuver will be...
Will make up ground.
So you were at long.
And...
I...
What?
Which way did he go?
He went parallel to the line between us all?
He...
He went away from you guys.
So he was between you.
Yeah.
So then...
So that's like...
So if there's a line between all three of us...
Then he went...
So like if I'm here...
And he's here...
And Mac and Sarn are here...
Did he go this way?
Perpendicular to that line?
He...
Yes.
He went perpendicular to all of you.
And me and him were at melee range...
And he got all the way to long in one turn?
Yes.
Oh.
Okay.
He knows the forest.
Fast little fuck.
Um...
Well, I...
I mean, you can catch...
You can catch up to him if you use both your maneuvers.
Yeah.
I use all my maneuvers.
Everything.
I sprint.
Okay.
And take a strain?
Uh...
Yeah.
Sure.
If...
Uh...
I don't really think this is how it works.
But I'm interested.
Uh...
If...
If you want to take an extra strain...
You can, um...
Try and wrestle him.
Like tackle him on the run, you mean?
Yeah.
Tackle him!
I'll take a strain.
Do you want me to do a roll check for the tackle?
Yeah.
What?
Athletics or...
Uh...
Brawl or melee?
I think it should be brawl.
Okay.
And then what did I have you...
I had you...
Two purples and a red.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you...
If you want to...
You could...
So how many greens are you...
You're rolling three greens?
If you take a light...
A light side point, you can upgrade another one of those greens to a yellow.
Sure.
Okay.
A light side point for what?
Uh...
So you...
One of your greens upgrade to a yellow.
So it'll be two yellows, two greens.
Okay.
Two yellows, two greens.
Cool.
A red and two purple.
Cool.
Damn.
Still...
Still failed.
But you've...
You've slowed him down to the point where...
Uh...
He...
He probably won't be running any further.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
So...
Mac, you wanna go?
Or you want me to go?
Ladies first.
Hey.
No.
You can't say ladies first to me.
Them's first.
My gender...
First.
Oh, I was just trying to be...
I was just trying to be...
Slightly insulting.
Well, it worked.
Just slightly.
Oh, well, it worked.
Alright, so I'm at on distance too?
Yeah.
You know what?
I don't think I'm gonna do anything.
So you pass?
Yeah.
Cause it's apparent Ghost doesn't want us to kill this thing.
And it's running...
It was running away, which means that...
It doesn't want to fight anymore.
Okay.
So I think we successfully, like, scared it away.
Okay.
So...
Sarn's passing.
Okay.
I take a blast at it.
Okay.
That was a sadistic one.
It's just a scare blast, you know?
It's a what?
Is it a long...
Two difficulty?
I mean, if it's anything like his last shot, it's not gonna hit.
It's gonna be...
Yeah, exactly.
It's gonna be long.
So, three difficulty?
Yes, but your pistol is not a long-range weapon.
No, I'm really...
What he has is rifle.
Your rifle is, yeah.
So you can use your rifle.
I'm just...
I...
Oh, I'm just using my blaster.
Your blasters have stun...
Stun...
Uh...
Settings.
Wait, do they?
Yeah.
Are they my rifle?
Yeah.
They all have stun settings.
Just because you guys have never used it doesn't mean they don't have it.
You didn't tell us that.
Oh, shit.
I actually did that.
It just occurred to me.
Uh...
I assume Sarn has just...
Disabled his, uh...
His stun setting on all of his weapons.
I didn't even know the stun setting was there.
I...
I assume this is why we had to get the...
Safety fixed in the first one.
In the first...
In the first story.
All right.
Uh...
So, Mac shoots and misses.
Um...
The...
Uh...
The...
The monkey turns.
So...
Uh...
Ghost had spun him around.
So he's not really able to run away.
Um...
And he fell.
He's at a disadvantage.
He's gonna...
Leap at...
At Ghost.
Although...
I do not know...
Oh, here.
Combat skills.
Brawl.
And they're unengaged.
Okay.
Uh...
He fails, but...
But triumphs.
Uh...
So...
He...
He jumped...
He pushes over Ghost.
And is basically right on...
Sitting on his chest.
Uh...
Doesn't do any damage, but is in...
Prime position to...
Do some...
Some damage.
I run up and I...
Stun attack him.
Well, at this point, it's...
It's Ghost's turn.
Is it, though?
I mean, it could be any PC.
I mean...
I mean, if I passed...
Can't I place that anywhere?
No.
That's not how it works.
Oh.
That's how it worked.
No.
But you can take Ghost's...
Ghost is gonna be at a disadvantage in his next...
His next check.
Yeah.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna push ahead of Ghost and, uh...
Try to stun him.
Okay.
So you're taking a...
Are you gonna take a strain to get too close?
Or you're still gonna be at...
Medium?
I'm gonna run a...
I'm gonna...
Well, no.
I'm at medium, right?
Or I'm at long.
Weren't you at long in the last one?
No.
I was...
I was close the last one.
And then he ran away.
But she was at long.
Okay.
So, without any strain, you can get to close.
Okay.
Short, I mean.
Wait, medium or...
Well, you're at medium.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah.
I'll run up.
You know what?
No.
I'm not even gonna...
I'm just gonna aim.
Okay.
So...
And, uh...
Stuff.
Okay.
Is it still the blaster rifle?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta try it, too.
That motherfucker is knocked the fuck out.
Okay.
So...
You hit it.
Hey.
You hit it, and it is stunned, and it collapses on front of...
On top of...
On top of Ghost.
Well, we can always count on science gun skills.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
And...
My triumph will be that he does not, like, scream out to call his, like, hunting party.
Okay.
Because...
Because you...
You stunned him instead of killed him and your triumph.
I...
Yeah.
I agree.
It's not...
They will...
He did not send out, like, a...
Like, a warning cry.
The stress call.
Yeah.