Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head, not fun
I said, seagulls, hmm, stop it now
Back to the flashback
A young Sarn Turbo has accomplished what will be Sarn's first bragging right
Bringing down a butt radar
A young Max Skyblane joins Sarn in a safe house
The duo just having dispersed a gain of Radarians
The Fast Friends have regained custody of their bounty
A child by the name of Beb Bebo
Son of famous jizz musician Bob Bebo
But not before taking on a few wounds
Not super great for their first babysitting gig
Classic
Classic, total classic
So let's, uh
So since we don't have the last
In person session recorded
Uh huh
What are we doing now?
Okay
Well I tried to resume
Or summarize some of it there
Um, you guys have just killed the butt radar
And from what I remember
This is going off
A little bit of memory
But
You guys were in a safe house
More or less
And you were shooting people outside
I think
Was it a safe house or an abandoned house?
I think it was
It might
It makes more sense to be in an abandoned house
But
I think it was an abandoned house
Yeah
Um
Not
Not a super big difference
It will not let me drag you guys
Into this scene for some reason
It doesn't want us in the abandoned house
Yeah I don't
I don't understand
I hope my other scenes
Don't do the same thing
But I guess it doesn't really matter
Um
None of this matters
None
None of this really matters
You're right
You're onto something
I ought to say that more often
Nihilism is so exhausting
Yeah
Uh
So
Let's see
Can you delete the chat?
Yeah that's a good idea
Oh then maybe do
And let's do
Yeah let's do
Destiny pull
Oh
Did it freeze again?
I think it did
You're super fun
But I am not
Yeah I think mine froze again
Alright
Oh I'm sorry
I must have clicked
Double clicked
Yeah these
This
This system I have for
Rolling the
Destiny's not working
Right now
So
Let's see
Andy's got one
One dark
I got one dark
Boo's got one light
Alright
At least we got some kind of hope
Alright so two
A new hope
And one
God damn it
One strand
And
Even though that wasn't really a pun
Oh that was a clever reference
What is the difference?
Let's just say reference
Yeah
Wow you guys are real friendly
Find here
What your wounds are
And so Sarn
You have
I should have a good amount
Yeah
Oof
I think you're
I think you're at six
So half
Mac
You're also
Mac
You're at four
And
Beb Bebo
Don't forget
I shot him in the leg
Yeah
No he's
He's
He's like
Really crippled
Like you gotta say
He's like really invulnerable
So he's
Eight
He's got a
He's got a huge
Soap value
And
He's got
He's crippled
He's got that perfect combination of
Both
Invulnerable
And disposable
So
Oh
Yeah
Andy you and I were talking
Maybe this is what you're getting at
So during
During that fight
Against
It was
Two Wookiees
And a butt radar
You killed the butt radar
And one of the other Wookiees
Stole the amulet
And ran away
To make himself
Butt radar
Right
Or in self butt radar
Yeah
In support of that
The fight
I think
Wallace
And
Beb Bebo
Because remember
You did not have them
They
They had run away
And you guys were chasing
Or being chased by the Wookiees
No no no
We had them
And we
I locked
I locked the two
Into the bathroom
Okay
And then
Beb Bebo
Busted out
Picked up something
I don't know where he got
The cab
Whatever it was
No it was like a weapon
Of some sort
You know like a
Bludgeoning weapon
Okay
A baseball bat
Or you know whatever
And hit one of the
Wookiees that
Was inside the house
And distracted them
And then we were able to
To kill that one
Plus the butt radar
I believe
For some reason
I thought someone
Threw a cat
Threw the cat at him
Maybe that's what it was
That people
Threw the cat
On the
Wookiee
Okay
And that was enough
To distract them at
And causing damage
Yeah
Lothcats are very
Friendly
Not
Not the word
I would
Describe a lot
But
You're right
No we have no
Chestnut
Cats
Fair enough
Fair
Fair's fair
What can be done
What
What can be done
Oh so
Yeah still
This old fashioned
Syrup is pretty good
That's awesome
I'm drinking it
Old fashioned right now
Me too
Apparently
What'd you
How'd you make
Did you just make it
With the syrup
Yeah it's just this
Plus a couple ounces
Of whiskey
Kevin showed me this
It's pure maple syrup
In lieu of
The simple syrup
Or sugars
And then just
Yeah so you just
Use pure maple syrup
Like and then
Dump that in there
And then bitters
And ice
And two shots
Of whiskey
And it's pretty good
I'll have to try that one
Mine is
Is tea
Dr. Pepper
Earl Grey tea
Yeah
And whiskey
And a little bit
Of club soda
And sugar
Is it cold
Yeah
No not
I've never had
Earl Grey tea
Oh you hate it
I've never had Earl Grey cold
Everybody hates it
I thought Earl Grey
Was like a breakfast tea
That's what I thought
I don't know
That's what Captain Picard
Drinks with his food
He sounds
Yeah
Because it has energy
In it
Well
Now I have energy
And booze
What do you want
They counteract you
Tea
Earl Grey hot
That's what he says
When he goes up
To the replicator
And makes his tea
Yeah
I lost you guys
Are you guys in
Are you guys in the scene
What scene
Oh
There you are
No
I told you
It froze
Do you have to refresh
Yeah
I just thought about that
Just like double clicking
Last week
Didn't think about
Double clicking
Yeah I know
It's really confusing
Apparently I have to get
A better
Screen
Foundry virtual tabletop
Requires a minimum
Screen resolution
Of 1024p
By 700p
Or greater
It told me that too
But I'm still in here
You can use it
It's just
You might run out of space
Like boo runs out of space
When he's trying to scroll down
To the dice sometimes
Yeah it's a real
Okay
It's a real bitch
I thought maybe
That might be why
I was getting like
Frozen and locked up
Who knows
Okay so
So you guys
You guys have just
Chased away the people
Who are attacking you
And now you have
A chance to regroup
Well
That was a mess
That was scary
I killed
But radar
Where's your cat
Uh
No
He'll come back
He always
He always comes back
Oh my god
Can I go for the ammo belt
Of the one Wookiee
That died inside the house
Uh
Yes
I have a new thing
To use for that
Loading bodies
I hope he has a bowcaster
Cause I would pee
You would pee?
No I said I would
I would be very happy
With a bowcaster
Yeah I know you would
Okay
Why
Why are you rolling
So many dice privately
Uh
Well it's
It's rolling from a loot table
So
Oh okay
Oh it says
Mac
What?
Nothing
Shut up
And
Uh
Okay so
So you go through
You're going through his pockets
Yeah
Alright
Um
You find
In his pockets
A
Um
Well you should probably
Roll a perception first
I mean
I need
Perception
To go through pockets
We always do that
I don't really know
What else to do
I mean
The difficulty's pretty low
Though right?
Yeah sure
It's uh
It's average
It's not
It's not low
That's average
Can you see your characters
On the screen?
No
What the hell happened to him?
Triumph
Okay
Uh
But it's
I find a bowcaster
Yeah but it's not a success
Okay
Um
Let's say you find
You do find a bowcaster
Uh
But it's in rough shape
I take it
Yeah you take it
It's
It's just unclear
How long am I last
That's all
Oh
Okay
I'll get someone to fix it
It's seen
It's seen somewhere
I'll get someone to fix it
Okay
If you did
How come you don't have it now?
Uh
I have to retcon that shit
Okay
I
Don't know how to add it to you
Without seeing your character
Oh see there you are
Yeah I don't see me
Sorry
Sarn doesn't see Sarn
I don't think me is gendered
Oops
Sarn has no gender
Alright
Sarn is the gender
Alright
Uh well
Uh why didn't you come up with that last week?
I would have used it
Well that
That bowcaster takes you over the
Uh
Encumbrance
But you don't
You might not have any other things
Uh
But let's not worry about it today
Okay
Uh so you
You did find a bowcaster
Sweet
What is
What is that thing?
I'll tell you when you're older
Little man
Oh okay
Are you a man?
Are you a boy?
Uh yeah
I'm a
I'm a little boy
Okay
I'll tell you when you're older
Okay
It's a bowcaster
Oh it's a bowcaster?
God damn it
Yeah it's a bowcaster
I've read about those in comic books
Do the comic books teach you how to fix one?
No
You need to get better comic books
Little man
I'm a little boy
You're a little man
You want me to call you a little boy
Instead of a little man
After what you just did?
I
You're a little man
Stop harassing the little boy
You're a little man for that
Am I a little man now?
You're a little man for that
For throwing a cat?
And saved our
Tookishes
Uh
He comes over
And he throws his hand up
For a high five
And I give him the good old turkey
Oh
I'll take it
That's
That's better than a high five
Uh
What
What are we gonna do now?
Are we gonna do
Yeah
We should probably
I kinda wanna go home
I don't remember
Are we supposed to bring him back somewhere?
It's been one hell of a time
It feels like this night's been going on for
Several several weeks
Okay
Months maybe
So
So the story was
Um
Yeah we had to bring him back somewhere
He was a bounty
Okay
So I guess you got it
But I don't remember where
I don't remember what
Okay so you're supposed to bring him
You're supposed to bring him to a cantina
And deliver him to a person there
It turned out it was
Butt Radar
Uh
You then killed Butt Radar
And
You also know that
Butt Radar
He
Works for
Or
Some sort of relationship
It was Timo's right hand man
Right?
That's what
Yeah that's what he said
But regardless
He was in the same
Orbit
Organization
Yeah
Um
So what should we do
Take him where?
I think you should take me home
My
My father
Probably misses me
You better not have a father
Wait
You better
You better have a father with money
Uh
Yeah that's right
This is early
He's a world famous
He's a galaxy famous musician
Well he better have money
My dad is Bob Bebo
Yeah a galaxy famous musician
Which probably means he's still broke
Well
Yeah I mean
I get good toys
But
You know
I'm not sure
What planet do you come from?
I come from Ortolan
What?
Did you say Omicron?
Not Omicron
Ortolan
Oh
Like the
Omicron
We don't
We don't have a space
Ship right now
That could be a problem
Yeah we should go
Get a spaceship
This is early back
When he's still brave
I hope you keep saying that
Um
So where do we go from here guys?
Out and about
I think we should go to Ortolan
Per se
Well I don't know if my dad is there
Um
He's
But your house is there
My
Yes my house is there
Do you have a brother?
Not really
What do you mean not really?
So yes
There's a question
Listen kid
Either you give us a way
Of going somewhere to take you off
Or this
This mission's done
You're just gonna leave me here
In this
You got a cat to protect you
And you're a little man now
I guess I am a little man
Uh
But I'd rather go home
Who's very critically injured
Yeah
I'm very crippled now
Well how are we gonna get you home?
Um
Well you're gonna
You'll probably have to
Yeah we'll have to get off world
Um
You
So
Sarn you had
You're you're a bounty hunter
And what had happened was
You captured him somehow
And
Or you
You
You were
You took the crate
To
Shantytown
And you're
You needed to smuggle it across town
Which is where
Matt got involved
Yeah but there was no way to
We haven't established
How I got to
Shantytown
With the crate
No
You
We have not
But you did capture
That Bebo
And let's say
It wasn't at his house
You
You captured him somehow
But you didn't
It's not like you're gonna go
Right back to his house
Alright
The contact that I got
This
The crate that
That Bebo
Was in
I might be able to
Contact him again
Okay
I'd say you contact him
And let's get off to
Omicron
Perciate
Alright
So I pull out my
My transponder
Oh is that a new one
No
It's just
It's the same one
That I've had for
Yeah but it was new
Back then
Yeah
Yeah it was
It was one of the new ones
Yeah
It's one of the new ones
Yeah
And I start talking to
To the contact
That dropped off the crate
Hello
Hold on
Okay
No
Hold on
Tiger
Can you mute
Boo for a second
Uh
Yeah
Alright
I'll mute you guys too
Fine
Um
I want it to be
Trex
Okay
Unmute him
No
It's just his microphone
He turned the microphone
Oh he muted himself
Yeah
He
He put his microphone
On mute
I won't
Won't get fooled again
Now watch me hit this drive
Was this the bounty hunter
I was in contact with earlier
Yes it is
That's just the way
I need
I need to get off this planet
Oh you do
Did you deliver the bounty
Yes
No I still have it with me
Um
Okay
I
You got paid
You got paid for your deal
You're a part of the deal
Oh no
That's for sure
But
I want to make a new deal
So you did not deliver it to the contacts
I
I did
But
Shit went
South
Okay
I recommend
You
Probably
Deliver it to
Timo
Instead
No
Not allowed
Or
I'm sorry
Not okay
We got to get off this planet
Is your ship for hire
Yeah
What are you paying
How long does it take to get to Ortolan
Ortolan
What do you want to go there for
I didn't hire you to ask
Or I'm not going to hire you to ask questions
Fair enough
But there's going to be a premium
If I don't get to ask questions
Alright
Ask the questions
If you knock off some
Some percentages here
Cause you're asking me to
Sounds like you're asking me to
Cross Timo
No
No I'm not
If he finds out about this
He ain't going to be very happy
Then he won't find out about it
That's great logic
I'm not going to
I'm not going to tell him
Okay
Sar's not going to tell him
Alright
I'll do it
Alright
2000 credits
2000 you got it
Okay
Do we have 2000 credits?
Okay
Where are you
Where's your ship?
I'm off world right now
It's going to take me a couple hours to get there
Okay
Okay that's fine
Where are you going to bar?
I'll be over in Landon Bay
Oric
Alright
Oric
You will have time to make it
A pit stop
Before you come
Meet me
Is that a hint?
Over
He hangs up
Alright
Mac
Yes
We got to go to Landon Bay
Oric
That place
I know
It's not the best
But
It's never been a more
Okay
Both of you
Roll a
Under
No
It'll be just a knowledge check
Wait
A what?
Knowledge
It's not an underworld
Or a skullduggery
No
Just both roll a basic
Outer rim
Check
Roll an underwear check
Wait
Oh
Outer work
No
No difficulty
What
Yeah
When I
I meant
When I
When I said simple
I meant just like
No difficulty
Oh
Crap
I'm going the opposite
Go back
No
Five
Six
Difficulty
I need to make it go down
I'm working that
Hold up
There we go
Okay
Hooray
Uh
Sarn
You know
You know where
Landing Bay Oric is
And you also
Have a general
Sense of
Um
Mashuta
Which is where you're at
So
Okay
You know I gotta say it
Mashuta
You get caught up in
The
Mashuta
I missed that
Yep
That is some good
Old fashioned
That's like
That's like a
Nostalgia
Even though that was
Only a few months ago
Still your
Tokens are not showing up
This is troubling
Okay
So
We don't have the
Flower
Van anymore
Uh
Well the
Flower van
Is outside
The cantina
You're
A couple
Buildings
Away
Where are we
Then
I thought we were
Oh no
We left
Shantytown
Yeah you chased
Them down
You chased
Them down
Some alleys
And now you're
In like an
Abandoned
Building
Or like an
Abandoned
House
Somewhere
Yeah
Okay
Alright
Then we should
Sneak out the
Back door
And that's a good
That's a good point
To tell you that
Um
You did leave
In a firefight
So
Um
The town of
Moshuda
Does have an
Imperial presence
So
You should be
Careful when you
Walk around the
Streets
Okay
So
Now is this
Pre
Episode 4
Or what
No it's still
We're still in
Between
We're still
Within
The Empire
Having the
Grasp of
The Outer Rim
So it's before
Return of the
Jedi
After A New
Hope
After what
A New Hope
Okay
So we should
Walk down some
Alleyways
Like right here
Should leave
I'll leave the
The charge
Okay
You leave the charge
And
I put
Bepi Booba
On my back
Oh
Cause
Cause he can't
Walk very well
No I
I'm crippled now
I know
That's why you're
On my back
You're not crippled
You're fine
You still have
Wallace though right
Yeah Wallace is
On my shoulder
Well he
Well he's coming
Back
Whoa
Where'd that cat
Come from
He's like that
He's so quiet
That cat just
Came out of
Nowhere
Where are we
Going
Where are we
Going
Hey
Ben
Yeah
Please
Just
Let's be quiet
I'm just
I'm just curious
Where we're going
I understand
Let's just be quiet
You know
Okay
I'm starting to hear
You know
I'm starting to hear
When I see
Ben Bepo
Where's the name
It's
You sound like
Stuart
From Mad TV
I'm trying to do
A child
I'll take Stuart
Over what you thought
He was last time
And I'm not going
To tell you
Because it's going
To ruin everything
Okay
Can you save it
For after
Craig leaves
Maybe
Alright
So
So I put
Ben Bepo
On my back
I peek out
The back door
And I look
Okay
I look around
Should I roll
Perception
Yeah
Sounds good
Okay
I see
Nothing
In a good way
The coast
Is clear
But you do
You do hear
That there
There are people
Sort of patrolling
The streets
There's
Searchlights
It's not
Crate
It's not like
A
Like a
All points
Bulletin
Like the whole
Town is shut
Down
But there are
People
No
But they're
Going to be
Distracted by
The dead
Bodies
Up front
Yeah
It's
But it's
Somewhat
Threatening
That there
Are stormtroopers
Sort of
Yeah
Okay
So we walk
Through this
Little alley
Here by
The
The nodules
Okay
And then
We walk out
To here
Where it's
Kind of a
Main
Not main
But it's
Not an alley
So it's
Kind of a road
Okay
Right here
And then
I want to
Make it
Over to
Acevedo
Asvedo's
Weapons
Okay
So I'd
Like to
Stealthily
Go over
There
Yeah
I think
You both
Should roll
Stealth checks
Stealth check
We can keep
It average
We'll just
Keep it
Very casual
So I should
Take away
My boost
Because I
Don't have
Mine
Oh man
I failed
Hard
But I
Have some
Advantages
Okay
I succeeded
Okay
My advantages
Are that
Boo is like
In my
Or Mac
Is in my
Shadow
Let's say
Because you
Have three
Advantages
And also
Mac has
Three
Advantages
Yeah
Let's say
He's making
Noise
But
You're able
To make up
For the fact
That he's
Making noise
By
I don't know
What did you
Say he's
Like in your
Shadow
Yeah he's
In my
Shadow
Okay
Just like
Future times
You're hiding
Behind
That
So that
Gets me
Into
Ace
Vito's
Weapons
Okay
I would like
To go
Inside
Okay
And
I put
Bet
Bebo
Into
Like
They got
Those
Brown
Things
With
Like
Vusters
Around
Vusters
The
Clothes
And racks
But they got
You know
Oh
In the shop
So you sneak
Into the shop
And you hide
We don't
We don't sneak
In
Well he doesn't
See you right
Away is what
You're gonna
Hide on a
Clothes rack
Yeah we're gonna
Hide Bebo
In the clothes
Rack of the
Vusters
Where am I
Hiding
Shut up
Kid get in
The clothes
Rack
Shut up
Why are you
Always bossing
Me around
Shut up
Because
We're the
Adults
You're the
Kid
And shut
Up
Alright
You're not
God right
Now
You're a
Kid
Shut up
Alright
Bebo
Just stay
Here
Alright
And
For the love
Of God
Stay here
And don't
Make a sound
Okay
I will
Shoot me
Again
Come back
For you
If you
Move
I will
Shoot you
Again
Oh
So
So I
Talked to
The
Shopkeep
And asked me
If you can
Fix my
Bowcaster
Oh
Okay
Um
I just thought
Of something
That might
Unpause
Yeah
Oh no
Don't
Unpause
In a good way
I assume
Oh no
Alright
Let me
Try this
Maybe this
Will bring
Bring our
Tokens
Back
Still don't
See me
Well you
Weren't
I don't
Know if
You were
In this
One
No
What
The
Hell
Why
Wouldn't
I be
In this
One
See
There
I've
Been here
For
Every
Week
I don't
Really
Understand
Let's
See if
Did this
Help at
All
Nope
Still
Don't
See them
Cause I
Can
Click
I can
Click on
You guys
Cause I
Just
Accidentally
Clicked
On
RX
Or
There
There's
Sarn
But I
Don't
See
You're
There
You're
Just
Invisible
Maybe
He was
Invisible
The whole
Time
Yeah
Maybe
That's
It
I'm
Sorry
I know
That
I'm
A
Magician
Okay
Alright
You walk
In
And behind
The counter
There is
A
There's
A
Dresselian
Man
And
He
Greets
You
At
The door
No
Not at
The door
Holy
Shit
There's
An
Assassin
Covering
The whole
That
Was
Not
What
That
Was
Supposed
To
Be
It
Was
Supposed
To
Show
The
Token
Of
The
Guy
I
Don't
Even
Know
Why
Do
I
Prepare
For
This
Stuff
You
Can't
Ever
Fucking
See
It
Expect
The
Unexpected
Usually
Can't
See
It
But
Yeah
Not
Today
Not
Today
Not
Today
So
Unbelievably
Frustrating
All
Right
Now
Where
The
Fuck
Is
This
Guy
Invisible
On
My
Sheet
No
That's
Sarn
That's
Uh
Nope
There's
Sarn
Look at
That
Look at
That
Handsome
Devil
Uh
I'm
Gonna
Keep
That
Out
I'm
Not
Closing
It
Ah
It's
Assassin
Again
Okay
Alright
That is
Distracting
Okay
You
Come up
And
You
The
Man
Sees
You
Walk
In
He
Goes
Hey
Hello
Welcome
To
Officitos
Weapons
Hello
It's
Quite
Late
But
You know
I was
About
To
Close
I mean
I
Kind
Of
Live
Here
So
What
Kind
Of
Weapon
Store
Is
This
The
One
That
Closes
Early
I
Thought
The
Best
Time
For
Weapon
Sales
Dead
Night
Yep
You
Nailed
My
Business
Model
He's
Very
Drunk
Diplomatic
About this
Kind of
Stuff
Yeah
Oh
Oh yeah
This is
Pre-Diplomat
Max
Skyblade
What
Does
That
Mean
I'm
A
Dippo
Mac
Okay
What
Can
You
Fix
This
Boat
Caster
For
Me
Maybe
If
You're
Willing
To
Pay
What's
It
Going
To
Take
Uh
How
About
Them
You
Got
Money
How
Much
Money
300
400
Credits
I
Probably
Repair
This
Thing
Wait
What
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Repair
This
Bo
Caster
Yeah
Okay
I
Mean
It's
Not
In
Terrible
Shape
I
Mean
I
Don't
Know
How
Long
It's
Going
To
Last
But
You
Know
You
Definitely
Going
To
Get
Some
Use
Out
Of
It
I
Mean
So
That
Means
It's
In
Bad
Shape
Okay
How
Much
Money
Do
We
Have
You
Don't
Have
Any
Money
Oh
We
Got
Zeros
No
You
Have
You
Have
20
Credits
That's
What
But
Radar
Gave
You
Yeah
You
Guys
Needed
Money
That's
Why
You're
Doing
This
Very
Dangerous
Gig
I
Don't
Know
Why
I'm
Holding
Up
This
Can
We
Can
We
Can
I
Trade
Can
I
Trade
This
I'll
Take
That
Headset
What
Headset
The
One
You
Got
On
Your
Ears
No
I'll
Buy
I'll
Straight
Up
I
Will
Repair
This
Bow
Caster
For
Those
No
I'll
Throw
In
I'll
Throw
In
This
Blaster
Carbine
And
I'll
Repair
Your
Bow
Caster
Give
Me
Those
Head
Do
You
Have
A
Lesser
Cover
For
My
Head
No
All
Right
How
About
You
How
About
I
Give
You
The
Bow
Caster
For
A
Blaster
Carbine
Hmm
Roll
A
Negotiation
Check
Also
I
Don't
Know
What
Kind
Of
What
Kind
Of
Weapon
I
Had
I
Don't
Know
What
You
Were
Using
You
Had
A
Rifle
Actually
Now
That
I
Mention
Now
That
I
Oh
No
You
Did
Call
It
A
Carbine
So
I
Have
A
Blaster
Carbine
I
Guess
All
Right
Back to
Negotiations
Can I
Give
You
This
Bowcaster
For
Three
Stimp
Packs
Yes
Okay
Deal
He
Spits
On
His
Hand
You
Guys
You
Guys
Give
A
Very
Texas
Handshake
All
Right
You
Guys
We
Can
Grab
Each
Other's
Asses
Later
All
Right
So
All
Right
You
Just
Talked
Your
Way
Out
Of
A
Stimp
Pack
Buddy
I
Don't
Care
All
Right
So
I
Go
Back
You
You are
Half
Dead
I
Don't
Care
That's
Why
I
Don't
Care
Can
Be
Half
Dead
And
Not
Care
All
Right
I
Go
I
Go
Back
To
The
Buster
Rack
I
Open
It
And
I
Got
My
Fingers
Crossed
As
I
Open
It
I
Hope
He's
There
I
Hope
This
Little
Fucker
Is
There
And
I
Pull
Open
The
Busters
And
I
Look
Down
And
He's
Not
There
God
Damn
It
Bebo
What
Are
You
Yell
It
What
Where
Are
You
Bebo
We
Lost
Our
Child
Not
You
Acevedo
Get
Never
Heard
Of
Avocado
Stop
I'm
Looking
For
A
Child
Something
An
Elephant
But
He
Walks
On
His
Hind
Legs
Oh
That's
He
Would
Never
Fit
In
Here
He
Fit
He
Fit
Somewhere
In
Here
And
He
Got
Away
So
Where
He
Go
Do
You
See
Him
Run
A
Perception
Check
For
Us
Okay
Both
Of
You
Roll
A
Perception
Check
No
I
Told
You
To
Roll
Perception
Check
No
Difficulty
No
Diplomacy
No
Diplomacy
Oh
Crap
No
Not
Three
Not
Four
Back
The
Other
Way
Well
I
Succeeded
Well
You
Couldn't
Have
Failed
Because
There
Was
No
Difficulty
Literally
Yeah
But
I
Could
Have
Got
Zero
Hey
I
Succeeded
Okay
Uh
Three
So
Mac
You
Do
See
There's
A
Um
On
The
Way
You
Notice
Over
By
Let's
Say
There's
A trail
On
The
Way
Down
To
The
Side
Of
There's
Like
One
Empty
Um
Like a
Candy
Wrapper
Um
No
It's
A cool
It's
A
Kool-Aid
Bottle
Um
That
Is
Like
Kool-Aid
Bebo
On
The
Way
Out
To
The
To
The
Right
To
Sort
Of
The
Back
Um
But
Inside
The
Back room
It's
Inside
The
Weapons
Place
So
What
Did
I
See
A
Candy
Wrapper
No
It's
A
It's
A
Kool-Aid
Bottle
It's
An
Empty
Kool-Aid
Bottle
Oh
My
God
I
Found
A
Kool-Aid
Bottle
Guys
I
Think
He
Might
Have
Went
Yonder
You
Can
Just
Say
That
Way
Yeah
But
It's
Less
Cool
This
Is
Not
The
Space
Oregon
Trail
Not
Yet
Sarn
Being
Character
Sarn
Stop
Being
Such
Sassy
You're
So
Sarn
Castic
I
Wasn't
In
Character
Oh
Dude
Sarn
Castic
How
Did
It
Take
Me
31
Sessions
To
Come
Up
With
That
I
Gotta
Pee
Yeah
Me
Too
After
That
One
Oh
Man
You
Gotta
Pee
I
Got
A
Feeling
I
Quit
This
Whole
Game
I
Mean
For
A
Child's
Game
A
Child
Hold it
To
Thank you.
All right.
Where were we?
I'm pretty sure we were chasing after a child.
Okay.
We are definitely chasing after a child.
A little elephant child.
I specifically told him to stay in the busters.
I, I, you know what?
I looked at those.
I could see myself in one of those one day.
Not yet.
I don't think I'm ready.
I don't think.
I think right now I just want a regular vest with like padding on the shoulders.
I really think that will help.
You know, I got weak shoulders.
I'm demasculating you up.
Yeah, I get it.
Wow.
If anything, you need to demasculate.
Wow.
Why?
Why should I demasculate?
Because I don't know which way you're going.
You're like an otter.
You know what's all I need to demasculate?
And I'm sitting there, I'm poking him in the chest while we're arguing.
You are like a, you're like a space, you are like a space otter.
You don't know whether you're in the water or on land.
You know, I sell vests.
He's got a point and it would look good on you.
A vest or a vest?
Vest.
I don't have any money.
Will you give it to me for free?
That's, that's a big negative.
How about, uh, we, how about we run a negotiation check and see if you, see if that works.
You're not going to negotiate to get that.
He gives it to you for free.
Yeah, but he's going to get like three triumphs.
But with only one proficiency die.
Let me, come on.
Can I do it?
No, no.
No.
If he had a better deal than free.
There's no better deal than free.
For you.
Yeah.
I'm broke.
All right.
I walk up to Mac.
Yes.
And I stab him with the step back.
Oh, man.
I mean, I did it in your chest.
I don't know why you reacted that way.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's very, it's very stimulating.
Apparently.
Yeah.
I, yeah.
You got another one in you?
Stimp packs automatically deal five wounds.
Sarn has two more.
Yes.
And Sarn stamps, stamps, stamps Sarn self in the butt with one.
In the butt cheek.
Okay.
I was going to like the butt hole.
No, butt cheek.
Okay.
Butt cheek.
All right.
Sarn heals.
Yeah, we both healed.
Great.
I still have one Stimp pack left.
I hope you, well, I hope you save it for Bed Bebo.
Yes, that's the plan.
Where is Bed Bebo?
I told you that there was a clue in a direction and you guys decided to bicker.
I followed that direction.
I said it was yonder.
Okay.
No, hold on.
Hold on, Matt.
Hold on.
You distract Acevedo with trying to get something for free while I follow the path in the back
to find Bed Bebo.
Why are we trying to save them?
Does he not?
I mean, I thought you were taking the high road here.
I know, but why are we, why are we, is, I mean, why did we do, do we got.
It's mostly for Wallace.
What?
You guys don't have a cat in here, do you?
What if the cat was hiding in the kahuna this whole time?
It could, it could be.
We don't know.
We still are in the middle of this story.
Never knows.
Okay.
All right.
So Sarn, you're, you're looking for Bed Bebo.
You sort of send Mac away.
Mac doesn't really believe that he needs to distract the shopkeeper.
So he doesn't.
And he's just looking through the rack of vests and vests.
But you walk towards that empty Kool-Aid bottle and you notice it's on the way to the bathroom.
And you start to see out of your, out of the eye, out of the corner of your eye, there's a,
there's a bathroom.
All right.
Go and knock on the bathroom door.
Hello?
The occupado.
Oh, Bev.
It's Sarn.
Sarn?
Mommy?
Yes, Sarn.
New mommy?
Yes, new mommy.
Yeah.
Can you open the door and let me in?
Well, I'm almost done.
Then you hear, you hear his space toilet flush and he, he opens the door.
All right.
I go inside, close the door behind me and jab him with a, ah!
With a stimp pad.
You're always hurting me.
This is good.
It does.
I'm going to heal your leg so I don't have to carry you.
Oh, that's not how that works.
Okay.
I'm going to stab you so you can.
Ow!
With a stimp pad to heal you.
I mean, it still hurts.
You're a, who's new mommy's little, little man?
It's, it's, do you, do you tussle his hair?
I go, tussle his trunk.
No, he, he doesn't have any hair.
Oh, that's right, I don't.
Are you, are you new mommy's little man?
I am.
All right.
Then you need to be quiet when I do this jab.
Go!
And he tries his best.
He lets out a little yelp, but not as loud as he did it when you did it for pretend.
Okay.
All right.
Then we walk out.
And he, he's sort of rubbing.
Where did you get him?
On the arm?
The arm.
He's, he's rubbing his arm as he comes out.
Where's new daddy?
Mac.
Let's go.
Oh, Mr. Mac.
That's right.
Mr. Mac.
Sorry.
I was just admiring these, uh, these vests.
You should buy one.
Uh, yeah.
Buy one.
That's what I'll do.
Yes.
Buy one.
How do I steal?
What's this check for that?
I would be, I don't know.
So what do we have here?
That skullduggery stealth or?
Oh, no.
Definitely skullduggery.
Is that just a regular check?
Um.
No.
Yeah.
Let's go average.
Come on.
Yeah.
Guess what I just, guess what I just stole in my pants.
So you, so wait, how did you, how did you steal it?
I went and took it into the bathroom?
Into the room and I put it on like underwear and put my pants back on.
You took it into the bathroom?
No, no.
The, the fitting room.
Oh, right.
There's no, the fitting room.
There's no cameras.
You ever notice how there's no cameras in Star Wars?
Or, or.
Yeah.
You ever notice how there's dressing rooms in, uh, weapon shops?
Uh, dressing room in the weapon shop.
Just so you know, you look good when you're, you know, out in a murder spree.
All right.
Cool.
Okay.
This is uncomfortable.
All right.
So, so we're, we're, we come out, right?
Well, Matt comes out of the room.
Dressing room.
Mr. Mac, are you wearing a diaper?
No, just keep walking, kid.
And I sound, I'm waddling like a fucking, like, like, like a duck.
I look, I look at us, us vetoes.
Okay.
And I say, hey, it sounded like someone like was rummaging around in the back door or in
the back room.
And he turns around to look.
He's like, where?
In the back.
Like, I thought I could have heard a door or something open in there.
And then a couple of boxes just being ripped open.
I flipped the light side point.
Yeah.
But I don't think Boo saw it.
There.
Now he sees it.
Huh?
And then he, he goes around.
It's by those damn rats.
I got all running around here.
And he goes back and he keeps swearing.
And he.
All right, guys, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's leave.
Let's, let's leave.
Mac.
Mac bottles out.
All right.
We should probably walk towards, uh, Landon Bay Oric.
Okay.
Um.
So we walk towards Landon Bay Oric.
Okay.
You walk towards Landon Bay Oric and you, you approach the landing bay.
It, it being basically the equivalent of an airport or like a seaport is crawling with
stormtroopers.
There's, there's a lot of stormtroopers out there.
I'm assuming I'm still in your backpack.
Yes.
Who's in the backpack?
I'm Bet Bebo.
You remember me.
I didn't put you in a backpack.
I can't walk.
Oh, am I just holding your back?
Yes.
I healed you.
Yeah.
I still have a critical injury that.
Yes.
But you can hobble.
I don't have to carry you.
This is, I'm going to complain a lot though.
You're not crippled.
We fixed you.
I'm still crippled.
I think you're just making it up.
No, you would need to make a medical check to cure me from crippleness.
No.
You think you need to make a deception check to see if we believe you.
It's not deception.
Hold on.
I can do this with a medical check?
Yeah.
For a critical, a critical injury?
Yeah.
I don't want you to do it.
You just hurt me.
I want Mr. Mac to do it.
No, I'm good.
I didn't know this.
Every time you do something to me, it hurts.
Hold on.
You pistol whipped me.
I didn't know that was the deal.
Otherwise, I would have done the medical check when I injected him with the Stimpak.
Well, I mean, he had wounds too.
So his wounds are healed.
But he also has a critical injury.
Well, I'd rather have solved a critical injury so he could walk like a normal being.
Well, that's not my fault.
You don't know the rules.
Well, you didn't tell us the rules, so it is your fault as a GM.
Well, we're not going back.
You used Stimpak on him.
It healed his wounds.
But you also need to heal his critical wounds.
Okay.
How do I heal his critical wounds?
You have to...
I mean, I assume it's a medicine check.
Character may also help someone recover from a critical injury by making a medicine check
with the difficulty equal to the severity rating of the critical injury.
The character may attempt one medicine check per week per critical injury.
So it's...
It's a hard critical...
I mean, it's a hard critical injury, so it would be a hard medicine check.
Okay.
That's not hard.
Oh, there...
Okay.
You mean that's that hard?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
The dice rolled off the screen.
But I see it in the roll here.
You failed.
So I pick Ben Bebo up in my chest, and I'm carrying him.
You know, like, your one was a child that is tired from walking around and visiting...
shanty town all day.
Like, it's a zoo.
Mm-hmm.
And then I start walking past to...
to land in Bay.
Okay.
There are a lot of stormtroopers.
Okay.
Well, Mac has to come up next to me.
Okay.
Mac, can you join me?
Yes.
I say we pretend we're a family getting on a ship.
That's what I was getting at.
Yeah.
I happen to know I'm very good at deception.
Are you?
Are you just saying this?
I'm way better than I should be at this stage of my life.
Okay.
At this stage of my life, yes.
I mean, I'm not really going to try and track what it used to be.
It's unfair, but whatever.
I don't care that much.
All right.
So, lots of stormtroopers kind of like that scene in Solo where they're going up to the, you know, up to the gates.
And there's all the, you know, they have to walk through the basically passport control.
Yeah.
Um, and it's going to be in order to, yeah, you get closer and closer up to it.
Um, just stormtroopers kind of looking at you.
Um, they're not searching up here yet.
And so they're not stopping.
Well, they are picking people off randomly.
And you get up to the front and a stormtrooper picks you out of line and says,
You!
Over here for questioning.
Which one?
The one with the blue man on his back.
No, chest.
Chest.
It depends on its chest.
Get over here.
Identify yourself.
It's a stormtrooper.
It's one stormtrooper and two others.
Identify yourself.
My name is Bob, Bob Bebo.
Bob Bebo, the jazz musician?
Get out of here.
The jizz musician.
Yeah, the jizz musician?
You don't look like no order line to me.
I know who, I know who Bob Bebo is.
Have you ever met me before?
I have not met you, but I know you.
I know Bob Bebo is an Ornolan.
No, you don't know.
You are clearly a Twi'lek of unknown gender.
At least he's fair.
Fair.
But you don't really know what I look like, do you?
All right, then.
Your species is very different.
You're a different color and shape.
That's racist.
That is very racist.
What leads you to believe my species?
How dare you assume my species?
Sir.
Their species.
Sir.
We're going to need to take you in.
And he reaches for your hands to put you in binders.
And I slap it away.
Go let me talk to your manager.
You will not talk to our manager.
I need to talk to your superior now.
They draw their weapons.
Oh, my God.
Sarn, you're a Karen.
You're a Saren.
I know, right?
Yes.
That's what I was kind of going for.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know that could happen at Star Wars.
He said, sir, sir, calm down.
Do not assume my gender.
And they reach again to put you in binders.
I shoot.
You shoot?
I shoot.
No, you can't.
Why?
You can't just start shooting.
Why not?
I want to shoot.
I shoot.
You shoot?
No, you don't.
Oh, you had to start the music.
That's what it was.
I was vamping.
All right.
Roll for initiative.
Can I still pretend like I'm hiding in line?
Am I a part of this?
Not yet.
You're still.
They did not notice that you were together.
Oh, I'm just hiding in line.
I don't know Sarn that well yet.
Can you put up the initiative role in the combat?
Although I'm not sure how I'm going to add you.
Oh, can I just add?
No.
Of course not.
Um.
All right.
Sarn in combat.
And then I need to add stormtroopers, right?
Sarn's got 2.01 initiative.
This is bad now.
I can't find my stormtroopers.
There we go.
Add to combat.
Did I get all three of them in there?
Yeah.
Okay.
Shit.
This is very bad.
Yeah, it's very bad.
Oh, no.
Can Sarn die before our quest starts?
I mean, what's going to happen?
Oh, no.
Can it be later revealed that his whole leg is actually just a robot?
Can we keep up Sarn's leg?
I'm hiding in line with my bags, and I'm just trying to fucking blend in like, oh, this is bad.
Come on.
I get someone in a surprise attack, though, right?
Who?
No.
How do you get a surprise attack?
They asked you to stop.
They are police officers.
They said, please, please, I'm going to put biners on you.
You yelled, I want to see your manager.
I pulled a gun to shoot him.
I pulled a gun to shoot one of them.
I...
You may roll...
You're going to get him out of this one.
I'm dying.
If you're...
A light side point, I will give you a setback, difficult...
Not difficult, average check for your blaster.
With a setback.
Yeah, with a setback, average difficulty.
No, no, I've got a human shield...
I've got...
I've got a life shield on my chest.
Okay, well, you can do whatever you want on your maneuver.
So, the first Stormtrooper says...
So, with the first turn, they say, surrender, sir.
And he holds his blaster pointed at you.
No.
Okay.
I can't believe this happened.
What am I supposed to do?
Uh, just talk to him!
Could you imagine?
Is this how you react in real life?
Is this how you react to TSA?
TSA doesn't draw their fucking guns at me.
The second Stormtrooper aims at you and says, surrender or we will fire.
Then you're gonna have to kill this little kid.
Sorry, this little man.
Hey, no!
No, I don't like that deal!
No, I don't either.
Okay, uh, the third...
The third Stormtrooper, um...
Fires.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Also, I don't know...
Hold the kid hostage and get us a ship.
I don't know how much help I have.
Hold the kid hostage and get us a ship.
You have one wound.
Oh, I only got one?
Yeah, because you, uh, you healed.
You had six.
I know...
Well, yeah, but I didn't know...
I didn't know how much I had prior.
Uh, you had six before.
I didn't know how much I could take.
Twelve, right?
Yeah, so I have eleven.
Plus this.
And he failed.
Yeah, he failed.
It's your turn.
Oh.
Uh, who...
Who...
Was the Stormtrooper being mouthy to me?
Um, let's say it was...
I mean, they're all kind of being mouthy to you.
The second one said we will fire.
The first one said, uh, please surrender.
I shoot the please surrender one.
That would be the second one?
Yeah, well, I draw my weapon as my free action.
Yep.
I shoot the second one.
Okay.
So that's...
Twelve damage.
Okay.
I dialed it back to, uh, my carbide.
Well, what else would it have been?
My blaster rifle.
Isn't the carbide more...
More damage?
No.
They're the same.
Okay.
But I just wanted...
I just wanted to let you know that, like, I'm being fair about it.
Yeah, that's exactly what that is.
All right.
Is that sarcasm?
Yep.
Why?
All right, fine.
Okay.
Hold on.
They're close range.
Take one of those...
No.
Take one of those...
No, because they rolled for medium range.
Okay.
All right.
Fine.
So are we at...
I guess we are at close range.
Okay.
All right.
Medium range.
We're at medium now?
No, we were at medium.
Medium is...
Two purple.
Yeah.
All right.
So are we going to do the next rolls at close or are we going to keep doing it at medium?
I mean, it's probably close.
I think medium, though.
Well, yeah, medium.
So you want to do it at medium.
They backed up a little bit as soon as I fired it.
Okay.
As soon as you drew your weapon, you guys backed up a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
So the first stormtrooper aims, fires.
What's the boost?
It's an aim.
Oh, because he aimed.
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh...
The advantage...
Advantage being...
That...
Um...
The firing made you dodge...
And sets up the next stormtrooper for a boost.
And dropping the kid?
Did you drop the kid?
Uh...
As soon as I dodged.
Okay.
You dropped the kid.
As soon as I dodged, I dropped the kid.
You dropped the kid.
All right.
I'm just wondering what...
What...
What thing we're saying tonight is going to end up being the title.
Okay.
You dropped the kid.
All right.
So...
One success.
Oh, so what...
They're...
They're shooting rifles.
I did not pick the...
Uh...
What is a rifle?
I guess you have it in front of you.
It's nine damage.
Wait.
The rifle?
Blaster rifle?
Blaster rifle.
Blaster rifle is nine damage.
And then it's plus...
The advantages, right?
Or the number of successes.
Number of successes?
Yeah, so it's ten.
So it's ten.
Well, six with my soak.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you...
I can...
I can mark it.
So it...
So it was nine.
Your soak was three?
Four.
Four?
So five.
Okay, so it's six all together is what you were saying.
Okay.
I only had two difficult...
Or, uh...
Two purples on that.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
They got two boost dies?
Two boost dies.
One was because he...
The...
The guy before set him up because of his advantages.
And then he aimed?
And then he aimed.
Okay.
Let's see.
Blaster rifle.
Can I roll this?
So we're on a third one right now, right?
Yes.
Um...
He's still aimed.
Uh...
Check succeeded.
Two advantages...
Or two successes.
So that's...
I don't...
Why does it say blast rifle zero?
It's eleven.
So it's eleven, yeah.
Well, I'm dead.
I assume I'm dead then.
Well, you're not dead.
Um...
You're definitely not alive, though.
You're not...
Yeah, you're not...
Not alive, per se.
Um...
So you're eleven...
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so you exceeded your...
Your...
Wound threshold.
Yeah.
And so you...
You're incapacitated.
And the stormtroopers, um...
Throw binders on you.
And...
Sarn watch...
Or not Sarn.
Mac watches as...
Um...
They carry you away.
Yeah, I'm at the local Star Wars books.
Well, I mean, you're...
You're just pretending...
You're, like, in the back, like, pretending to read a newspaper.
I'd like a Verde.
Please.
Thank you.
All right.
And, uh...
That's the end of the session.
Wow.
I get a coffee, and he gets to go to jail.
Again, Mac was so brave.
Man.
Oh, yeah.
I was so brave against...
Sorry, I totally...
You said you were being brave.
You totally went carrying on those...
Almost it.
On those...
On those stormtroopers.
I'm not gonna get involved with that.
Hey, you dug it into your bag like you were looking for a pack of fucking pistachios.
Oh, well, I'm sorry, but you were...
You didn't even try.
You were unreasonable.
This is...
This is not the new match.
This is...
This is a lesson for both you and you, Andy.
No.
Listen, if you had done what I did, you could have had a coffee and got on that ship.
No, because you still haven't made it through.
All right.
Well, we'll see.
Maybe I'll offer somebody a coffee next time, and they'll let me through.
I don't think that's how stormtroopers work.
Well, I mean, yeah, intimidation is probably not the best tactic against three stormtroopers.
If you had taken the kid hostage, you might have been able to use him to get us a ship.
But you threw him.
No, I didn't throw him.
I was using him as a shield.
Yeah, it's very different.
Which was also negated.
No, because on your turn, you could have used a maneuver to use him as a shield.
I let him down, though.
Yeah, you shot instead.
Should have used him as a shield, that fat little fuck.
I told you, you should have used him as...
You should have held him up as a shield.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
You don't get to talk, mister.
I'm going to sit back and see how this plays out.
It played out pretty good in my favor, if you ask me.
You don't get to tell me what I should have done as you sit back there and look through your luggage for a pair of fucking earphones.
I think I do get to tell you what you should have done.
I don't know.
Sarn, I got to take backside on this one.
I don't think I should have fought him.
No, I shouldn't have fought him.
What other choice did I have?