*laughs*
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head not fun
I said, "Seagulls, hmmm, stop it now!"
*makes a little bit of a song*
Go directly to jail!
After making a brief but loud scene, Siren Turbo and Bad Bebo have been apprehended in the Moschuta spaceport.
However, Max Skyblade seemingly has successfully blended into the background and out of the trouble.
From a short distance, he looks on as the stormtroopers carry off his new coworker and latest smugly.
Maybe the prison guards will have managers to speak to.
Yeah, I did ask to speak to the manager, didn't I?
Yeah, you were emphatic.
*makes a little bit of a song*
Alright, I'm...
I wanna follow these guys.
Okay.
That's my goal.
Alright.
Discreetly though.
Uh, let me get us back over there.
Alright.
And I figured out what was wrong and now you're gonna be able to see your character.
So, that's good.
*laughs*
That is good.
What happened?
I put the background in the foreground so you guys were under the background.
That always seems to happen.
Hell, I get ya.
*laughs*
I won't too...
Oh, you made one.
*laughs*
But I do not say it yet.
*laughs*
Is that your original one?
Cause it looked like it was on the playing card like I made.
Yeah.
That's my original one.
You found it?
*laughs*
On my character.
No, I never lost it.
Oh.
I've never used it.
Yeah, cause Mac and Boo are one.
*laughs*
It's not untrue.
We are Venom.
Alright.
So, as I mentioned, Mac is somewhere in the back, watching as an unconscious Sarn and a terrified Beb Bebo are being carted off towards, um,
spaceport control and towards the center of town towards spaceport control.
Okay.
Well, I'm falling behind, uh, stealthily.
Because I'm trying to follow where they're going.
Okay.
*laughs*
I can't really do anything.
No, no, no.
You're still unconscious.
So, it's gonna be nice for a little while.
Yeah.
*laughs*
That should be proud.
*laughs*
Wow.
*laughs*
And, and you watch as they walk by the water tower.
And again, there's a little bit of a heightened security because, um, there were some murders at the cantina that you may or may not have had something to do with, as well as some murders in town, um, of a particular wookiee.
*laughs*
Did we, did we really?
*laughs*
Yeah, you killed him.
You killed him good.
In fact, uh, Sarn's been bragging about it for the years since.
So, um...
*laughs*
A year?
It's been a year?
Years.
I don't think that we've nailed it down, but...
*laughs*
Oh, we're, that doesn't sound right.
No.
It's, like, it's been not that long.
*laughs*
Like a day.
Yeah.
Like in the other timeline, like, not flashback.
*laughs*
Right, right, no.
In the other timeline, I don't think we've nailed down...
No, it has not been a year since...
*laughs*
Oh, alright, got it.
*laughs*
Refresh my memory.
We, we killed people in this town, and the, 'cause it's like episode three of the flashback, and the first flashback, I'm trying to...
*laughs*
Right.
And the first flashback...
Actually, you may not have...
Did you kill anybody in the cantina?
I don't really remember.
*laughs*
I don't think so.
I think we ran pretty quickly.
Okay, you did shoot, but okay, maybe you didn't murder anyone at the cantina, but then afterwards...
No, I shot it, I shot it, uh, butt radar.
You shot it, butt radar, and then they chased you down and you killed them in the street.
Yeah, after we flipped the, uh, the van.
The van.
Bird.
Oh, I forgot!
You guys destroyed the flower van?
Yeah.
Oh.
It flipped over.
Mm.
All right.
Uh, and...
So do we have, do we have a getaway?
We were just gonna, what were we gonna do?
Just get onto a spaceship?
Yeah, we called Trex in to help us.
Oh, yeah.
That old stuff.
Uh, well, you didn't, I mean, Saren called someone and said, "Meet me in the, uh, the landing
bay."
But when you went to the landing bay, it was swarming with stormtroopers, and, uh, they came up
and just asked, uh, Bev and Saren some simple questions, and very quickly, Saren got belligerent
and became, well, he refused to be arrested, so they blasted him.
Just say, standoffish.
He was standoffish.
And, uh, Mac sort of back, walked backwards, backpedaled into, um, into the, uh, the
background as Saren became more and more standoffish until he was blasted to, uh, incapacity.
I didn't even get a shot off, did I?
Uh, one of these stormtroopers had damage.
So, yeah, you did get a shot off.
Oh.
Cause, yeah, I think I remember rolling initiative, and I was like, last.
I was like, last.
Yes, you got, you got, you, it's funny cause you went, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I just remember, the guy goes, he slaps cuffs on you, and you just, I slap him away.
I want to speak to your manager.
I did.
Right.
And you also, you also told them that you are an order line, which is, which is a big.
You told them you were a world famous jazz musician.
It did.
Jazz musician.
Thank you.
It's like, it's like if I tried telling somebody I was Ray Charles, but I'm me.
Yeah.
I, I, in fact, in the notes, I think it says, it says, Beb Bebo said he was Bob Bebo, a famous,
or no, I said, Saren said he was Bob Bebo, a famous person.
Yeah.
Of a complete opposite color.
I mean, I think.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, uh, you're being, you're being like carted down, down around town.
Um, and you go into these sets of buildings in the back, um, here, which, uh, is right
next to the spaceport control.
Mac, you see him head in there.
Yeah.
He's gone off the map now.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
So, all right.
So I'm still, I got to sneak in there.
So, um, are they throwing him right into a jail cell or are they like, you know, processing
processing?
So you just see, you just see him just, you just see him disappear in there.
Um, they go into, into one of the buildings in the front and that's sort of the last you
see of him.
Okay.
Are there windows in there?
Like, like for a jail?
You mean like windows that you could break?
Like jail cell windows?
Um, you don't see any jail cell windows on the front building.
Um, around the back there is like, it does peak up a little bit and you can tell there are
jail cells towards the back of the building.
Would I, so is he getting put in one of those you think?
Uh, it would, it would make sense that he will become a prisoner.
Uh, actually roll a skullduggery check.
Skullduggery.
It's average.
Are we doing destiny points here?
Oh yeah.
We, so succeeded.
Yeah.
You want to do.
I'm feeling I'm going to use a lot of light side points this, this time around.
Not from you.
Nope.
I'm going to use one.
Hopefully.
Okay.
Uh, so Mac, you, you successfully, uh, major skullduggery check, which is basically you're
going, you're scanning your mind.
What do I know?
I mean, you're a smuggler, so you're not always on the right side of the law.
Um, and this isn't exactly your first time in Mashouda.
So, you know, there's a prison or there's a jail cell back there next to spaceport control.
Uh, the threat is, is that it's not like, it's not a simple jail.
Um, since it's a spaceport, there are holding cells for when they need to have like, um, fugitives
and things like that that they need to put in there, uh, because there's traffic in and out.
All right.
Is there like a back door I could sneak into like a shipping, like a shipping door?
So I, is the only entrance to the building to the front door?
Okay.
I'm going to pull you into here.
You, it should be, uh, you're not in this scene yet.
Like, I just don't think I had a good idea to just follow them right behind and try to act
my way and then I'm going to try to sneak in there.
Okay.
This character.
You are shooting up.
Damn it.
Oh, that's actually really cool.
All right.
So I'm trying something new.
Um, this is kind of this.
Does that only show like what I can see?
Yes.
So I do not want to get used to this cause this is a lot of work, but I always wanted to try
this.
Um, so we'll try it.
So we'll try it.
So don't get arrested in future.
Well, I mean, sir, I mean, if you want to use this map again, yeah, if we can do that
for sure.
Uh, but let's, let's see how this goes.
So, uh, I did cover the green in here with desert.
So you are actually at the front.
Yeah.
This is not going to fit perfectly where we're at, but you're basically standing at the front
of the, um, at the front of the jail.
Um, so you see some, you see some doors and there is a storm trooper, um, guarding the,
the big door in the front.
Do we have different pictures?
Yes.
Cause, uh, Mac, Mac is at the front and, uh, you are in the back in what one could call a
jail cell in the book.
All right.
Um, sorry, I'm having a problem.
There it goes.
All right.
So there's a storm trooper there.
There's a storm trooper on the front door.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um,
all right.
So do I, I get, can I walk up to him?
Is he guarding the door?
Uh, give me a second.
Okay.
Um, yeah, you can walk up to him.
Okay.
Now we've discussed this before.
I can't just knock him out.
It's going to turn into like a melee fight, right?
Like, I can't just hit him in the head.
Yeah.
You could, you could probably, I mean, you could make like a, I mean, this one, you're kind
of just like walking right up to him.
If you wanted to like stealthily come up to him, uh, you could make some type of check,
but it's going to be very difficult.
All right.
I'm going to come up to him and I'm not, and I'm going to tell him I'm the safety inspector.
I'm the safety inspector.
Citizen.
Greetings citizen.
Safety inspector.
Yeah.
What, what do you mean safety inspector?
Uh, you know, making sure that the, uh, your water levels are safe, you know, make, I got to test your water.
I got to take a look at your building.
I'm here like about once a year.
Uh, you weren't here last time.
I'm pretty sure.
And the time before that it was another person and my, you're going to have to do a deception check.
Of course.
I mean, I was just waiting for you to tell me.
And hold on.
Let me see what the difficulty is going to be.
It's going to be on his.
Hold on.
You might know.
Hopefully it's against how his aiming ability.
You'll get kind of.
Against his discipline.
Which is going to be two reds and a purple.
Two reds.
Yes.
And drop.
And a purple.
Uh, right click on it.
We'll make it.
One purple.
And just everything else.
Mm-hmm.
What?
One's never used reds before.
Uh, you're.
So.
Oh, you actually rolled.
Oh yeah, that's your.
That's your ability.
Yeah.
Reds are.
Since you're going up against his.
Since you're lying right to another character.
That you have to roll against his character sheet.
And his character sheet has.
As a storm trooper.
He's proficient twice.
And one ability for.
The opposite of deception.
So that's for that.
Um.
All right.
So.
Uh, he doesn't.
He doesn't.
He doesn't really buy your lie.
Um.
And.
He's.
Um.
All right.
So.
Uh, he doesn't.
He doesn't really buy your lie.
Um.
And.
He's.
Sir.
We never had a safety inspector here.
And you are not on the manifest.
Um.
Please.
Do not enter.
Uh, you do.
What if I.
You do have five advantages though.
Yeah.
What is my advantages?
I have no idea what to make.
I.
I don't want to make an advantage of this situation.
Um.
Hm.
I don't know.
Uh, you got any ideas?
Um.
I don't know how it would work.
Exactly.
Um.
Cause like what could possibly my advantage be if he doesn't believe?
If he doesn't believe.
He doesn't.
He doesn't believe you.
But.
He lets on somehow.
That.
Okay.
So.
So he says.
Oh.
No.
What he says is like.
Sir.
Um.
You.
You are not scheduled to be a safety inspector.
If you were.
If there was supposed to be a safety inspection, you would be on this log.
I can't just let you through the front door.
Um.
Letting you know that.
There are other doors.
Oh.
Implying that there are other doors.
I thought we were.
I thought I said I wanted to go to another.
The back door.
No back door.
But there are doors on either side in the front.
So.
The big main front door.
There's a.
Okay.
There's a storm trooper.
There's one on the left and one on the right.
So.
So does this storm trooper just really like me then?
Well.
He doesn't.
He just.
He's just.
He's like.
He can't get in here.
But those other two doors.
There's nobody guarding those.
Here's.
Come back here later for a good time.
You're right.
That doesn't make sense.
Maybe I shouldn't have had that happen.
In fact.
Well.
Right now.
You said it.
All right.
Deception.
The God deception.
All right.
So.
So you turn around and walk away.
Um.
Somewhat dejected from the storm trooper.
But then make like one of those where you look like you're walking right to the right to
the front and then you like quickly turn to the side and walk to the side.
And yeah, you notice that there is a door and what would be the storm troopers right
side or the left side of the building.
Um.
And.
It's un unguarded and it looks sort of like a, um, like a maintenance entrance or something.
Okay.
So I'm definitely going to that way.
Am I right going in the right direction or was it the other way?
Uh, there is no right or wrong.
No, it was what war and where I moved my character.
So.
I didn't know that.
No.
All right.
So this, this little icon here.
Yeah.
You can see there.
That is a symbol for a door.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Well then I, I go to that door and I'm super stealthy and like, kind of like, you know,
trying to really look cool, even though I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay.
But I break in.
Even though no one's guarding it.
All right.
It's going to be a skullduggery check.
Yeah, sure.
Average.
You didn't say nothing.
That doesn't mean you just roll whatever you want.
Okay.
That.
I figured it was average.
All right.
Well, that's not always going to work, but I will let it work this time.
All right.
I will take it in mind for next time.
All right.
I will take it in mind for next time.
All right.
No, there's nothing in the room.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that's not always going to work, but I will let it work this time.
All right.
I will take it in mind for next time.
And you find a tiny little room and another door.
Oh, funny.
Yeah.
All right.
There's anything in the room.
Wait, hold on.
No, there's nothing in the room.
Okay.
So now you, you were able to open both doors.
And I don't know what you can see, but it's kind of cool.
Okay.
It's like a little building, a little room a doom.
Yeah.
So a what?
A room a doom.
What is a room a doom?
It's just a room with a rhyming word after it.
Okay.
So you are in what appears to be some kind of maintenance bay.
You see like a bunch of supplies and stuff.
This must be like a holding area for supplies as they come into.
The jail.
What's that?
Would there be any, would there be any explosives hidden here?
Is it that kind of jail?
Is it that kind of like, is it like, is it that kind of jail where they have explosives
inside?
No, it's not.
Well, like evidence, you know?
No, no, no, no.
It's not.
It's not like a, no, it's not.
It's not a police station.
At least this part is not the police station.
Oh, okay.
Just thinking ahead for the future.
I might need an explosive.
It's not a bad thought.
Sometimes you need an explosive for later.
Um, sorry.
At this point, um, you hear.
Oh, that's still a cell.
I thought I was still out.
No, you are still, you are in your cell.
You are slowly starting to come to.
Oh, okay.
Um.
Is the child with him?
The child is, the child is with him.
I pat my pockets to see what they left me.
And right next to my blaster that they left in my pocket, I find my transmitter.
No, they did not leave a blaster in your pocket.
But, uh, yeah, I tried.
Um, they did seem to leave your, your com.
Where was it that they would not have taken it?
It was hidden underneath my leg coop.
Why was it there?
Oh, that's where I store it in case of emergencies.
Kind of like.
It's close to my, it's close to my ear so I can hear it.
Okay.
All right.
It's like an armpit or something, right?
They never think to check the leak.
Or like when a girl puts like her wallet in her bra.
Yeah.
The twilight bra.
Yeah.
It's, it's almost sexual harassment if, uh, they search there.
Almost.
If I didn't enjoy it so much.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Oh my.
Uh, so yeah, you, you hear some ringing coming from your, your, your com.
All right.
I pick it up and go to the, oh.
Hello.
Are you coming to the ships?
We ran into problem.
What's a problem?
A problem.
What kind of problem?
Do you, maybe you can help me out with it.
I'm landed.
Okay.
So you're on the planet.
I'm in landing bay.
Oric.
Maybe you can help me with a problem.
What is your problem?
I am currently in jail.
I'm in jail.
That's not good.
I'm in jail.
That's not good.
That's why I'm asking for your help.
He hangs up.
Oh no.
Hey, call back.
Star 69.
Was that what it was?
I can't remember.
Trex.
Trex's bounties.
You need them.
I'll get them.
Yeah.
Hey, Trex.
I've got a bounty.
I need you to pick up.
Who is this?
This is.
What?
What's that people's father's name?
Bobby.
Why is his last name different?
This is a family thing.
Uh, Bob Bebo, the jazz musician?
Yeah.
No, Bobby Boo, the famous jazz musician.
Uh, hello.
I need you to get my son and his, his friend out of jail.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What jail?
The one on Tatooine.
Mashouda.
You be.
God damn it.
Uh, are you fucking.
That is going to be a premium over my general price.
That's fine.
I have world famous jazz musician.
Bebo.
Yes.
That's what I was thinking.
You've got that hot, hot jazz money.
Yes.
So I will pay handsomely for my, my son and more importantly, his associate.
Oh, okay.
Uh, usually for these types of bounties, I ask for an upfront amount of money, especially one so dangerous.
Double it.
If you don't get it up front.
Double what?
What I'm willing to pay you.
All right.
You're going to have to do some kind of check on this, but I don't know what, what, what, what are we doing?
Like, is there a, I think there's a disguise check maybe, or it would be deception or coercion.
It's not coercion.
I guess it would be deception.
All right.
Well, I got to go back to my original deception.
I don't know if I've upgraded it at all.
Uh, I just let Boo roll his upgraded one.
Just to make it easier for everyone.
I don't know.
All right.
I don't know if I've upgraded deception at all.
Oh, well, Mac definitely did.
It did not help.
It's for the first time in ever you want to use the red dye.
No, we've used it before, but yeah, I think I rolled it once or twice.
Fair enough.
All right.
What's the difficulty before I just roll?
Uh, oh, so it's going to be shit.
Do I still have, we know it's tracks, right?
Everybody knows that.
I know it is.
And I let it slip earlier.
Well, I guess, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know if Mac does.
All right.
So it's going to be, it's going to be against his dip discipline.
So it's, um, one red and two purple.
Oh boy.
Oh fuck.
Check failed.
You'll get caught up in the, your check failed.
Ah, that tracks doesn't roll that way.
You want something like that?
You need to pay up front.
Call me back when you're serious.
And he hangs up.
All right.
Back to Mac.
Who is still in the warehouse.
I'm sneaking up, I'm sneaking up this door and I'm going to go through.
Um, bada bing bada boom.
Okay.
That door happens to be open.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Uh, and you're now in the lobby of the jail.
Um, it is kind of strange that you came out of the maintenance room, but, um, you got lucky
that no one saw you walk out, but now you're, you're just in the lobby.
All right.
Uh, there's a guy up here.
Should I ask, do you think I should go ask him and try to deceive him?
Who are you talking to?
To find out where signs out you, me?
Yeah.
You can't ask me that.
Something like that.
No, no.
Off to the side.
No, I'm asking tiger, not God.
Uh, it's worth the shot.
I mean, or you could attack him.
I feel like that's a bad idea, but it's something you could do.
No.
Okay.
Let me think.
Uh, yeah.
You know what?
I'm going to go up to him and pretend I'm maintenance.
That's why I came out of there and that I need to work on a particular cell.
I don't remember where, but I do remember that it had, that they were putting a twilight
in it.
The one with the twilight in it.
Uh, that's awfully specific.
I, I'm not sure why you would have to be doing maintenance on.
Oh, I mean, I can do this in character.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, whatever you want to do.
I mean, I was just told that I need to do maintenance on a room.
I just got to, I, you know.
Hello citizen.
Can I help you?
Hello.
By the way, how did you get in here?
Maintenance.
I mean, we have our own maintenance.
Maintenance.
I am the maintenance.
You're the maintenance.
I'm the maintenance.
You don't look familiar.
Can I just roll the deception already?
But what are you deceiving?
Whether or not you're maintenance?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, that doesn't get you everything, but you can roll, you can, you can roll the maintenance
check.
Well, yeah.
What do you want me to do?
The maintenance check?
Yeah.
The deception on maintenance.
Uh, well, I, I need a, my goal, my, my, my goal is you had some kind of disguise
that would make you look like a janitor.
Your fault.
Like, like a mustache or something.
Okay.
I, my, my, I'm going to, I want to deceive him by saying I'm maintenance that I work for
this particular place and that I was told to go fix the room that Sarn is, uh, fix a light
and then the Sarn room that Sarn is in.
I can't, I don't know what room it was.
I was just told it's the one with the twilight in it.
Uh, is that too, uh, roundish?
I think we could do it in character.
Fair enough.
That's what.
Uh, sir.
Can I help you?
Ma, maintenance.
Janitor.
Yeah.
Uh, why are you coming to the front desk?
Sir, uh, basically I got told I gotta fix a light in one of them, their cells.
And, uh, I, they didn't tell me what cell number it was.
They just told me it's the one with that feisty, uh, twilight that caused the ruckus down out
there at the, uh, spaceport, you know, that's all the specific instructions that you need to
do maintenance on the cell in with the new prisoner.
I, it was just what they told me.
They said, they told me, I don't know.
I just got that in my, uh, my, my, my notes.
Fixed light in that cell.
Okay.
That was pretty recent.
What?
My, the, the, uh, my, do they get emails in here?
Okay.
It could be as pager or whatever.
The work order I got for this.
Okay.
All right.
So you can do a deception, um, on, on that.
It's going to be, his deception is going to be one red and two purples.
Well, you don't look like any of the maintenance that's been here before, but I'm not supposed
to do this, but I'll buzz you in through, through this door here.
You, you know where to go, right?
Sure.
I know where to, I mean, I think so.
I mean, I'm just trying to find out where this one room is, but I could find my way.
I'm sure.
Okay.
So he, he buzzes.
Uh, I don't know.
Can you see if these doors are open?
I just click on it and it goes, it gives me a view.
Okay.
Not that one.
That's not the one that opens.
You could go in there.
What kind of, what is this?
Oh, I have to right click it before it's locked.
I already opened it.
Yeah.
Well, stay out of there.
Before I, before anything happens, I ought to lock Sarn's door too.
Could you imagine?
If that's how you got out, the door's not locked.
All right.
Yep.
Definitely can't get out.
No, good.
I'll try.
See if you are.
I, I, I've been trying.
Yeah.
All right.
So then.
You know what they say?
Every, every jail cell has one false bar.
They, they have said that in the wild west.
All right.
So, so Matt.
And the Simpsons.
Oh.
Oops.
Uh, so he buzzes you through and you notice the doors open and, and you go through, uh,
back to Sarn.
And as we go back to Sarn, Bed Bebo, who is quietly napping, um, is starting to wake up.
Where?
I don't like being here.
Why are we here?
That is a very strange question to ask once you wake up.
Uh, it's not that strange.
I woke up in a strange place.
It's like you've never woken up in a strange place before, Bed.
I mean, I have been, I'm, this is not.
I mean, like a crate.
Yeah.
It's pretty strange too.
Yeah.
That's, that's true.
Speaking of crates, where's your cat?
Um, he's right here and he climbs out from under his shirt and then back onto his, uh, his
shoulder.
You mean Wallace?
Wallace.
Yeah.
He growls at you.
Oh, I was going to go try to, try to pet him.
No, for some reason he's not responding well to you.
That's probably the right, the right thing for him to do.
Um.
Yeah.
Well, what's going to happen now?
You got us into quite a pickle here.
Oh no.
What did I do?
You tried to fight some storm troopers.
I don't remember that.
I know.
And it's okay.
Are you going to save me?
New mommy.
I'm trying.
And I look over and I see this little, this, this other guy in the cell and another cell.
Okay.
I call out to him.
Hey, you.
All right.
And what are you in for?
What are you in for?
Right.
Rape.
Oh shit.
Fucking Star Wars special victims unit.
Right on, I guess.
Yeah, I thought so, but society frowns on it.
Um.
Whom did you try to rape?
Uh.
She was really hot.
He was?
She.
And she was wearing this outfit and she was really asking for it.
This is uncomfortable.
What species was she?
Uh, I don't really want to get into it.
Was it a droid?
It was kind of an important, kind of an important question though.
Uh, what?
What?
It's kind of an important question.
Uh, it was a human.
Oh.
Okay.
Do you have any idea how to get out of here?
Yeah, I do actually, now that you mention it.
Uh, except I just like being here so much.
So I don't escape.
You know, the honor system.
That's why you rape so much.
I get it.
Idiot.
Um.
Idiot.
Do you have anyone I can call?
For, like, ransom, or not ransom, uh, bail money?
I've got a communicator.
Well, uh, no.
But I'd like to break out of here too.
I mean, I'll scratch your back and you scratch my back.
How are you going to scratch my back aside from literally?
Uh, I don't know yet.
Well, that seems like a poor deal for me.
Well, you know.
Uh, maybe I could help you.
Give me one redeeming quality about yourself.
Well, uh, I love my wife.
What?
My children.
I love my children as well.
Neither or any of them weren't the ones you tried to rape, were they?
No, unrelated.
They're related to me.
But, you know, my victims.
Oh.
Not related.
Okay, I turn to Bev and go, Bev, don't talk to this guy.
Okay.
You don't even make eye contact with him.
All right.
Uh, that's, is he mean?
He, yes.
Yes.
Is he like those kids back on Ortolan who always bullying me?
He's worse.
He's worse?
He's worse.
I'll tell you when you're older how he's worse.
Do you think you'd give me a wedgie and a pink belly?
He would do worse than that.
Um, I don't want to go into it.
What is, what could be worse than that?
Um, let's just say there's a lot of, uh, a lot of friction that's going to be going on, like, with your pink bellies.
Hmm.
Okay.
Uh, back to, back to Mac.
Uh, Mac has just walked into a new room.
Um, and he's come across into, uh, another set of controllers, uh, in front of, like, a big computer panel.
Um, and they see him walk in.
All right.
Um, all right.
I walk up to them.
Fellas.
And I walk past them.
Hello.
And, uh, I go through this door here.
Uh, you try to walk, you try to walk through the door and very sneakily walking by the people, you know, as long as you look like you know where you're going, uh, people will generally assume you know where you're going and you're supposed to be there.
And Mac walks over by the door and, uh, tries to open it, uh, finding that the door is locked.
Uh, all right.
I do the whole pat, pat myself down.
Aw, serious.
I turn to guys.
Hey, fellas, can you open this door for me?
What?
I gotta do some maintenance on here.
I forgot my keys.
Uh, you're doing maintenance on the lunchroom.
Yeah, that's exactly, yeah.
We're, well, I don't know where, I don't know where Sarn's at, so I'm just.
Who's Sarn?
How's that not in character?
There you go.
Well, I mean, I know you don't know where he is.
If I just told you where he was, it would take all the fun out of it.
All right.
So yeah, is he, so it's just the lunchroom.
All right.
Oh, is this the lunchroom?
I was looking for, uh, the cell block.
The cell block?
Yeah.
The out light.
Well, it's not over there.
I'm sorry.
I'm new.
I was on the other shift.
I worked at the other building.
They moved me over here last week.
Huh?
I don't know what you're talking about, but okay.
Yeah.
No, whatever.
They said, you know what?
What's weird guy?
This feels just like work.
No.
You said you're maintenance.
Yeah.
Cause I do maintenance shit.
They're like, I got, you know, this is, this is just a part of my job.
This is just a part of my day calling.
I'm trying to go around to fix a light.
All right.
Well, do you guys know where the cell blocks at?
So I can go fix this light already.
I need to get, I just don't want, I just need to get this done.
Uh, yes.
Uh, it's over there.
Where they point?
Uh, they point to the other side of the room.
Oh, thanks fellas.
And I go up to that door.
Okay.
Is it locked?
It's also locked.
Fellas.
I still don't have my keys.
Can you just unlock the door real quick?
Can you show some identification or something?
Uh, you don't look familiar.
All right.
I whip out and this is, I'm going to roll a, uh, uh, either a point or maybe this is called
Doug.
But I have a, let's, can I say I already have like an ID that I kind of just quickly made
up before I came in.
Cause I've done this before, like smuggling wise.
Like it's sort of like an all you can make.
All I need to do is just like erase the words or something.
And it just says maintenance on it or something.
Okay.
Um, it would be, yeah, that could be a light side point.
All right.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
I've never actually used.
Yeah.
Well now you have.
Hooray.
All right.
And so that's why I show all my show on this card that says I'm a character.
He said, ah, fine.
Don't tell my boss.
I just let you in.
Thanks bud.
I owe you one.
You know, this is a, this is a jail.
Yeah.
Believe me.
It sounds like the rapists works, works a prison.
Am I right?
All right.
He unlocks the door.
All right.
Fantastic.
I'm out of here.
Going downtown.
Oh, hey, I think it's down this block here.
There's no door.
Who's this fella?
Hey.
Who are you?
Is that the right?
Is that the rapist?
Excuse me.
Am I the rapist?
No, I'm not the rapist.
The rapist is over there.
Who are you?
Me?
I'm not a rapist.
I can tell you that.
I'm sorry.
I heard there was rapists in here.
I'm from where?
Who told you there were rapists in here?
It's a well-known secret of this jail.
The rapists?
Of the rapists?
No, I'm not a rapist.
For some reason.
All right.
Who are you?
No, I'm just a simple, simple smuggler.
Name's Pollard.
Pollard?
Pollard.
Fleetfire.
Yes.
Well, how nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
And who are you?
Well, I'm just a guy here to fix a light.
And have you seen a green twilight around here?
I'm supposed to go into her cell.
Her?
Yes.
Him.
Her.
It's kind of hard to tell which direction.
It depends on her mood.
His mood.
They brought someone in here a little while ago.
They were out.
If you let me out of here, maybe make it worth your while.
Yeah?
Well, could you, can you, can you, can you, if I get you out, can you help me get her out?
Um.
Cause, you know.
Smugglers stick together?
How'd you know I was a smuggler?
Ah, the oldest trick in the book.
I gotcha.
I knew it.
That's the old smuggler.
That's the old smuggler trick.
Uh, you know what?
No, I think I saw you at the convention.
There was, yeah, it was my first time there.
I just got my first vest.
It wasn't, I was so awkward.
Hey, we've been, we've all been there.
I see you got your real, that, that smugglers jacket vest you're wearing.
Yeah, Jack, it's pretty sharp with the, with the, with the, the toggles.
You like that?
Yeah, that is pretty sharp.
Yeah, I got this, uh, from the convention, uh, this year.
Do you want?
I, I didn't realize all of smugglers wore specific vests.
It's, it's kind of crazy if you think about it.
Hey, you gotta dress, you gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh, do you know what?
I'm just trying to get my friend out of here.
So, how do we break you out of this jail cell?
Uh, Pollard, you said your name was?
Yeah, I'm Pollard.
Max Skyblade.
And I just whip out my gun, cause that's...
Oh, do you have a better idea for me?
Uh, please don't shoot me.
I was, I was gonna shoot the door lock.
Is that a, is that a great way of getting you out of here?
Uh, not unless you want me to be stuck in here forever.
All right, so do I have to like, unlock, do I have to computer check the, uh, the door lock?
Well, all right, so there is...
Or is it just a simple lock and key?
No, it's a little bit more than that.
I would have gotten myself out if this was a simple lock and key.
Uh, but, there is a guard around here somewhere.
If you could get to him, he's got a key.
He's always in here bringing in lunch and stuff.
Oh yeah, I think I walked by him when I was out there.
Yeah, the guy in white?
All right.
Excuse me, bud!
I need to get into this jail cell.
Citizen?
Citizen, yes, I'm a citizen.
I need to get into this jail cell.
There's a light bulb that I need to work on in there.
It doesn't look like it's out, but it's about to blow.
You can, you can tell from that?
You can tell from this looking?
Ah, you know what?
Yeah, it's a slight, it's the way it looks.
It's a little brighter than it should be.
If you don't get him out of there, there's risk.
He's gonna get hurt.
And then, I'm gonna look bad at my job.
You can just pull him, pull this guy out.
And then let me get in there.
Okay.
Uh, he, so, he starts to, he's, he, or he's like, "Well, I don't know, uh, let me see what you're talking about."
So he starts to follow you into the hallway.
And he says, "I don't see this light bulb being too bright."
"Let me check."
"Look, it'll take y'all two seconds just to move him to another jail cell."
"And then, you know, we'll be good to go."
Okay, so, he starts, he approaches the bars on the prison.
And Pollard grabs the stormtrooper by the head, jams his head against the bars, and the stormtrooper falls incapacitated to the ground.
Oh, so cool!
I know, right? I didn't think that was gonna work, but it worked!
Look at him!
Alright, let's, I grab the keys and I'll let you out.
If he can get...
Alright.
Alright, now we go get Sarn Daddy.
Hey, buddies!
Guess who's here?
Ah, it's New!
Who's there?
It's New Daddy!
And you thought I was just gonna live without you?
No way, you guys are, you guys are my main guys.
You know, come on, come on.
Well, thank you for showing up.
Thanks.
Listen, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't even be here, alright?
Literally, we wouldn't be here.
That is very true.
There was nothing in the plans that involved being in a prison right now.
But here we are.
So, and I got, I got my friend, this is Pollard.
Uh, what was your last name again?
Pollard Fleet Flyer.
What, that's, that's a...
Did I tell you my name's Max Skyblade?
I thought it was pretty cool too.
Alright, can we punch this real quick?
No.
I don't do that.
Oh.
There's your awkwardness showing again.
Alright, alright.
Can you, can you open this door now, please?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's all that going on over there?
Please.
I unlocked the door real quick.
Across the hall.
A man squatting in the, uh, at the bottom of his cell.
Please let me out of here.
I promise.
I won't hurt you.
Is it, is it the rapist with the wife and kids?
My wife and kids, they probably miss me.
I smacked Pollard.
I told you there were rapists in here.
Yeah, I know that guy's a rapist.
He tells, it's like the first thing he tells you when you get in here.
He pleads with that.
It's not as cool as he thinks it is.
Alright, I unlocked the jail cell.
Alright, the, the keys that you have from the, uh, the stormtrooper, uh, are able to open the cell.
Alright.
Does bad people have a cat now?
Yeah, Wallace.
He's always had a cat.
Outstanding.
No, I just didn't know he had a cat in his picture, honestly.
Oh.
Hmm.
Well.
I mean, I wish I could walk out of this cell.
I look at the cat.
Didn't we lose that cat?
No.
No, he came back.
Bad Bebo says.
He's a very helpful part of our group.
I swear we lost that cat.
The door, the door is open.
Alright, let's roll.
Roll, roll a, um, either a skullduggery or a perception or something.
Who, me?
Both of you.
Uh, no difficulty.
Deception, uh, skullduggery or which one?
Uh, either one.
I don't care.
Doesn't matter.
I'm gonna do skullduggery because I'm pretty good at those.
Anything on it?
Average roll.
Okay.
How do I fail?
You fail none.
Zero.
No purple.
I failed with zero opposition.
You said no purple tiger?
Yep.
Zero.
At least one of us got.
Uh, out of the corner of your eye, Mac, you see, uh, what appears to be a, um, camera that is now moving towards all of you who have just, you know, two of you are prisoners.
Uh, three of you are prisoners.
And the camera has caught you in its eye.
I blasted.
Oh no.
We gotta run.
Hey, wait.
Hey, Mac.
Can I borrow your blaster really quick?
Hey, hey, hey guys.
Sure, bud.
Let me out of here.
I'll help you.
Come on, guys.
Let me out.
I'll help you.
There he is.
Okay.
Uh, roll, roll a weapons check.
Well, I don't, uh, blast your pistol.
Right?
Yeah.
I am looking.
Looking for a mental break.
Uh, it's easy.
You're close.
Okay.
Yeah.
You successfully blast his, his dick off.
Oh, my wife's gonna kill me.
And then he keels over.
I give the, uh, the blaster back to Mac.
Thank you.
All right.
Um, roll a hard, a hard perception.
You said you're looking for a vent.
Yeah.
Like a vent to escape through, like in, uh, episode four.
Yeah.
The Phantom of Mist.
Yes, that one.
Did you say perception?
Yeah.
Hard.
So three.
Hard.
Three.
The ambient noise doesn't turn down the claxon.
Good.
You guys need to-
It's so loud.
You guys need to feel the sense of dread.
Oh, I'm dread.
Okay.
So you do notice that there, there is a vent up in the middle of the, in, down the center
of the, the corridor.
Like right down on the floor?
No.
In the ceiling.
Oh, okay.
So I blast it and then I climb up.
Okay.
You can't just climb up.
It's tall enough that you can't just jump up there.
Uh, but.
You know, it, you notice it's too tall for one person just to, to reach on as well.
All right.
Go.
All right.
I put my hands out to boost you up, Matt.
All right.
I, and then I jump and then I pull up.
Uh, Pollard.
And then I, and then I, and then I pull up, uh, Pollard and Sarn.
No, Ben Bebo first.
Well, put Ben Bebo on your, yeah.
Oh, we'll give you Ben Bebo.
Like, get in, get over here, you stupid kid.
Okay.
All right.
I go before Pollard.
What's that?
I go before Pollard.
I got the best here.
No, let me up there.
I'm up there.
I start crawling away.
All right.
We're in the tubes.
We're all in the vents, right?
Wow.
None of these make it less, less loud.
All right.
Maybe I should just find some, uh, I'm so glad I had my hat on for that.
Cause otherwise it would be weird.
You should have just put on some nice elevator music when we have alarms going off.
I mean, I do want you to feel tense, but let me find something else.
Oh, I'm like a wigwam and a teepee.
Too tense.
Oh, there we go.
One strike.
What?
A hundred strike.
Okay.
So now, oh no, I know what.
Right here.
Oh no.
No, not that.
Oh, okay.
Not whatever.
And I don't mean, oh no, but.
No.
Like, it would be pretty good for this, but.
No.
Wow.
This thing is so slow.
Okay.
You guys have now, uh, you guys are now in the ceiling.
Um, there's going to be an athletics check.
Who's going first?
You just, did you pull up Pollard first?
Uh, no, I pulled up Babibo first.
Okay.
So you tossed up the kid.
And then me.
And then.
I'm going to call it.
Okay.
Uh, roll a athletics check.
No, nevermind.
You guys just got up in there.
You guys are now into the vents.
Into the vents.
Uh, and.
Keep in mind.
Keep in mind that the, the, the alarm is going off.
Sounds like a montage.
Motherfucking montage.
Montage.
All right.
Uh, let's see.
Can I.
Okay.
Now.
You guys are in the vents.
You're heading up.
And.
All right.
Nine o'clock.
Let's take, I'm going to take the break.
A break.
Short break.
Ice break.
Montage.
Music.
Shooting with my blaster.
Montage.
Climbing through the vent.
I hope we get away.
Hope we don't get caught in.
Get.
*sad song*
montage! montage music! shooting with my blaster! montage! climbing through the vent I hope we
get away hope we don't get caught in the game montage! light up the night! no one's gonna listen to this! tiger you're a little bitch! montage!
Water in a plant, very, very slowly!
So I'm ordering some wall mounts for my lightsabers.
Yeah.
And they have the option to add, like, names to them.
I want to know what you think about my names.
What, your lightsabers?
Yeah.
Are you naming the lightsabers, or is this, like, for, like, characters?
No, I'm naming the lightsabers.
Oh, okay.
So I'm going to name one Buckler.
Buckler, that's not too bad.
And then the other one, Rapture.
Rapture or Rapture?
Rapture, like the, you know, like the Bible Rapture.
That's not too bad.
All right.
I think they're both pretty good.
I mean, they're not, like, you know.
Buckler, I think Buckler, isn't that, like, a type of weapon?
It's a shield.
It's a shield, okay.
Because the one I designed, it's like a...
It was called, like, Defender.
It was like the group.
So I was like, oh, Buckler.
Hello there.
Oh, he's back.
No, I think those are pretty cool names.
I don't think anyone's ever named their lightsabers in the show.
No, I don't think so either.
It caught me off guard.
But people named their swords, so...
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
And I named my blasters.
Exactly.
What'd you name it?
I haven't come up with one yet, but...
You just know you're going to.
I didn't know we were going to be talking about names for our guns, but I'll come up with something good.
Well, just so you know, Buckler and Rapture.
Out.
Yeah, shooting McGung-Gun.
Shooting McGung-Face.
I like McGung-Gun.
Shooting McGung-Face.
Thundergun.
Thunderbutt.
These are pretty cool, though, right?
They are.
Where'd you get them from?
I found them online.
I got a deal for all four of them.
My mom said they should use them as movie props.
Yeah, that's what they are.
They're props.
Yeah, they're for props, you know.
I think someone just prints them out or something like that.
Yeah, like a 3...
Well, it's not 3D because it's foam, yeah.
Although I don't know how they make it, though.
They must have a foam.
It's meant for cosplay.
Well, they have...
So it's got seams on it, so that seam...
So they have a mold.
Because these are...
This is like the ejection seams they put in the center.
So they have some kind of foam mold.
Gotcha.
The scope can come off, and one of them didn't have it on when I first got it, and I thought
it was broken, and I was pissed.
So you just gave it to Ryan.
Motherf...
Yeah, pretty much.
No, they don't...
It's a big nose back on.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, right.
The music is pretty pumping.
Yeah, I know, right?
Oh, I turned it...
I turned it down.
Because he brought the music back.
My computer is so slow.
I don't...
I don't know what's going on.
Too much porn?
Yeah, it's gotta be...
Not enough porn, probably.
I like that explanation better.
Now you sound like that...
That guy.
The rapist?
Yeah.
Whose name was...
Hakmagom.
Oh, from our Twitter followers.
Yeah.
I wish we had Twitter followers.
No.
No, it's the Adventure Zone thing.
They name NPCs after Twitter people who...
Or people on Twitter that, like...
Not broadcast.
Endorse the show.
Oh, neat.
Okay.
You guys are in the vent.
And you're heading up
towards
what you think is
the front of the building.
Well, I mean,
it follows the floor pan, so...
Alright.
I don't know the floor pan, though.
Yeah, Mac's the one that walked in.
So you would be the one leading.
Right.
So,
I have no idea where I'm going.
Let's just keep going straight.
Alright.
That sounds good.
Sarn, are you mad?
Because right now is the time to vent.
Oh, I wish there was somebody else
that could have rescued me.
Alright.
And
as you guys roll...
As you guys start heading up,
you can see down
because it's vents,
so they have, like,
other...
You know,
or you can see down,
like, through other vents.
Yeah.
And you can see there are stormtroopers
running around
looking for you.
as you...
You slowly make your way up.
Oh, I want to fall on top of someone.
And...
Not the time.
As you say that,
you hear some creaking,
and then all of a sudden,
uh...
you fall through the vent
into the ground.
Um,
each...
No!
Each taking a strain.
Exactly what I wanted!
Did all of us fall?
Oh, yeah.
You all fell.
Well, actually, no.
You didn't all fall.
Most of you fell.
Uh,
almost all of you fell.
Um...
And...
All right.
Except for...
Mac is still up there.
Um,
he's hanging on,
so, like...
His legs fell off,
but his top is still on.
But everybody else fell down.
Is it a long fall?
Can I,
if I drop,
will I hurt?
No,
but you will not be able
to jump back up
into the vent.
All right.
Well,
I jump down with everybody,
and I look at the stormtrooper,
and I go,
maintenance!
Oh!
There was a fire
in the cell block,
guys.
You gotta get down there.
I just barely got
these guys out alive.
These vents are not
strong enough
for five people.
Sir,
sir,
that is not a...
That is not a fire alarm.
Stop yourselves.
And then he,
uh,
he points a gun at you.
Did I fall on top
of some of,
like,
these Imperial guys
at the back?
No.
Right.
Uh-oh.
Am I the only one
with a blaster?
We got Wallace
with claws.
Does Wallace...
Oh,
Wallace has claws.
Uh...
Because I don't know
how to get out of this
without blasting my way out.
I turn around
and tackle one of the,
uh,
the guards behind us.
Okay.
Um...
Let's see.
Well,
I guess roll for initiative.
Uh...
How do I do that again?
I guess it'd be
vigilance for everyone.
Oh,
no.
What the hell
just happened?
Where...
How do I do that again?
Uh,
so go over to your
combat tab.
You can go to the fist.
The fist.
Oh,
I'm sorry.
The first one is chat.
The second one is fist.
And then there's a dice
next to your name.
Uh,
it's a D20.
Is it vigilance or...
It'll be vigilance.
Okay.
Um...
All right.
Uh,
the Imperial Stormtrooper
first,
um,
sets
and,
uh,
he shoots at,
he shoots at Mac.
Oh!
What?
I don't know.
Just die.
I don't want to be shot.
Ow!
That blaster hurt.
Oh,
wait,
no,
he's gonna,
that's gonna sting tomorrow.
Uh,
and he's,
well,
he's at close,
I guess,
huh?
No.
He's definitely
the farther one.
He seems pretty close.
No.
I think he's pretty far away.
I think he's,
like,
extremely far away.
Holy crap.
Uh,
oh,
he does a,
he does a triumph.
Um,
no.
so,
he hits,
those aren't red.
Why would it be red?
Cause he's evil.
He shoots at Mac doing,
um,
let's see,
10 damage.
What's your soak?
Five?
Um,
I don't remember.
You don't have your book?
Uh,
your soak is five.
Uh,
your soak is five.
I thought I got one more.
Yeah,
but not before the,
before four times.
Right.
Okay.
Uh,
soak is five.
Okay.
So,
so,
uh,
the storm,
the stormtrooper shoots at you doing five damage.
Um,
the,
oh,
it says,
I scream.
I go down screaming maintenance.
Man.
What are you doing?
Uh,
this is an abuse of your power,
man.
Okay.
Uh,
and one soak you said.
What?
Well,
you said one soak or five damage,
five damage.
You have five soak.
It was 10 damage overall.
Okay.
I don't know if it's the lighten or what,
but your beard looks very great.
Yeah.
It's the lighting.
Okay.
Uh,
next up is Pollard.
I don't know why it's a slug.
Cause he's a slug.
He's sluglicious.
He's not sluglicious.
He never has been.
He will be after this,
this battle though.
All right.
Uh,
Hey,
you didn't add,
you didn't add Wallace into this.
Wallace doesn't get his own initiative slot.
Wallace is at best.
He did before.
Well,
did Wallace get his own,
he got his own slot.
Yeah.
I'm going to,
I'm going to have to listen back.
Uh,
all right.
Maybe just change baby boom into Wallace.
Um,
so,
so Pollard just runs and jumps at,
uh,
the Imperial stormtrooper for,
um,
basically,
uh,
what would it be?
A,
a brawl check.
That sounds right.
Okay.
Combat skills brawl.
I always get brawl and melee confused,
but this will be brawl.
I think brawl is when you wrestle.
Melee is like when you punch.
Okay.
So he,
he,
he wrestles up into this,
this stormtrooper and ties him up.
Oh,
damn.
He is good.
Oh,
he's so sexy.
And one smuggler.
And she's so sexy.
No,
that's what,
yeah.
And so,
so he just,
he just jumps at him and,
um,
sort of,
you know,
is tangled up with him.
Oh,
he's so cool.
Does he like,
he's wrestling right now.
So for his turn,
he's wrestling.
Okay.
Uh,
wait,
no,
it's a PC slot.
It's a,
it's a PC slot.
So it can be Sarn.
I guess Mac is listed there.
You want to go Sarn?
Uh,
yeah,
I don't think it really matters.
So yeah,
I'm going to tackle the guy in the behind me.
Oh,
that guy behind you.
Okay.
I guess I should have those people to combat then.
Oh,
but you won't add Wallace.
No,
I'm not going to add Wallace.
He's a cat.
With claws.
He's a lost cat.
I mean,
they've had it in final fantasy where the cats help out.
So let's do it.
Uh,
I could add this.
What if,
okay.
Okay.
How about this?
Okay.
That people uses the cat as a weapon.
Yeah.
He can throw it.
Yeah,
no.
Well,
I think that's a good idea.
He's,
he's definitely done that before.
Yeah.
And definitely the cat.
Wallace is definitely a good weapon.
He's probably our best weapon right now.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'm on the ground.
I am not in a good shape right now.
I don't know why I'm the only one with a blaster.
You're the only one that wasn't in prison.
Once again,
whose fault is that?
Uh,
this.
Damn it,
that people.
Okay.
Bebo.
Okay.
So,
uh,
you jump,
you jump at this,
this Imperial security officer.
There's two of them.
They're in a,
um,
a group.
So I,
I just consolidated them from two separate people into a group.
So,
essentially it makes it a little bit easier for me to run.
It makes them harder to kill,
but it's the same as killing two.
Uh,
but you have to kill.
I tackle one.
Okay.
Uh,
so that's going to be a brawl check.
And I did it on two for,
yeah,
that's fine.
Uh,
you failed.
Uh,
but you had two advantages.
So,
um,
what,
what would your,
as I'm tackling him,
his gun flies off to the side.
So he can't shoot us.
Okay.
Um,
Mac,
it's,
uh,
your turn or,
or bed.
Um,
but you're going to have to talk to bed if you want him to go first.
It's another PC slide.
I'm saying you're,
you're on the floor.
So you're going to be,
you're going to be at disadvantage for your next,
your next,
um,
turn or attack.
All right.
Um,
I take aim and I blast,
uh,
the one on the left.
This,
uh,
this white storm trooper here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um,
that's not tangled up with Pollard.
Okay.
Great.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
there's four,
or is there four guys fighting right now?
Or is it?
So yes.
So there's,
there's two,
there's two in a minion group that,
uh,
start in the back.
And then there's two Imperial storm troopers up here.
One of which is tangled up with,
uh,
Pollard.
All right.
So I range light at,
uh,
the one guy.
And then what you say there was,
is that is,
well,
I'd be,
will the difficulty be up or the challenge be up or no,
it'll be one.
It'll be one difficulty.
There's one difficulty.
Cause you're at close range right now.
Roll.
Like I got,
yes.
And a triumph.
Oh,
and a triumph.
Okay.
So you get four.
Uh,
so how many damage is that?
Cause.
All right.
So you get a damage per success,
right?
Plus the blaster pistol,
which is six.
So that's 10 damage.
And a triumph.
Uh,
so this will be
seven.
Plus a,
so,
um,
you could,
you could have like a critical injury for a triumph.
All right.
Well,
let's yeah.
Okay.
He did.
Uh,
no,
but he has an agonizing wound.
Oh,
Jesus.
Uh,
an agonizing wound.
The target increases the difficulty of all brawn and agility checks by one until the end of the encounter.
That's a pretty good one.
Uh,
how do I?
And,
oh,
I guess it can only be added to character actor types.
Oh,
so it won't let me add it to minions.
Okay.
Uh,
so I would just have to do that manually.
Target increases difficulty of all brawn and agility checks by one until the end of the encounter.
Okay,
great.
Whose turn is it now?
Bed Bebo.
I don't know what to do.
What do I do?
Throw the cat.
Throw it at who?
Go get,
go,
throw it at that one right in front of you.
And go get that gun.
So he,
he,
um,
he throws the cat at,
um,
the,
the stormtrooper that,
um,
that Mac just hit.
And,
I don't know what the cat's going to be.
Uh,
let's say melee.
And what the cat's going to be.
Uh,
yeah,
it's just going to,
it's going to be a melee and average difficulty or should it be close?
I guess he's close,
huh?
He's pretty close.
Okay.
What's the difficulty of it?
Or what is the,
the damage of a cat?
Well,
melee is,
if it's melee,
melee is always too difficult.
No,
engaged is always,
uh,
but we're at close.
I guess you can't really do a melee.
All right.
Yeah.
Next.
We'll do it on the next turn.
Uh,
but this turn,
he throws the cat at the Imperial stormtrooper,
um,
that had just been gotten the agonizing wound from,
from Mac.
And the cat is just going hog wild.
You know,
like when a cat is,
uh,
swiping at something under like the door threshold,
you know,
like the gap under a door and the cat under the mask,
he's doing it under the helmet.
Just,
just going fucking hog wild underneath that helmet for three damage.
Wow.
What a cat.
What a cat is right.
Uh,
so he's at seven.
My gun now.
Okay.
Uh,
and so he can take his maneuver to move.
What gun?
Who's gun?
The gun that I knocked out of the arms of the,
okay.
So that guy has like some,
some,
some pistol.
and baby bow is going to take a strain to run over and grab the,
uh,
that pistol that fell out of that,
that person's hand.
And he tosses it over to you.
Sorry.
Grab it.
Okay.
Sorry.
You're going to grab it.
Check to grab it out of the air.
Uh,
who should do the check?
Should,
do you think it should be a bad or you?
I think,
I think I should.
Okay.
I'm just kind of,
I'm just kind of tosses it to me.
Okay.
And I have to try to figure out how to grab it.
Okay.
Make it.
If you miss,
if you miss the role,
it'll just add a difficulty or an extra maneuver.
It would be an extra maneuver on your turn.
Okay.
So agility.
Uh,
no,
it'd be coordination.
Okay.
Two difficulty.
Yeah.
Check.
Fail,
but three advantages.
Wait.
Oh,
I was reading the,
you're reading the stormtroopers check.
I was reading the stormtroopers.
It took a while.
It took a second to,
to load.
Uh,
so he throws it to you and you don't quite catch it.
So it's not,
it's not super smooth.
Um,
I catch it by the,
the barrel.
Uh,
so I can use it as a,
I can use it as a club really quickly.
Okay.
So to use,
to use it as a club will,
will not require an extra maneuver.
If you need to put it into your hand to shoot,
it will require an extra maneuver.
Okay.
Uh,
so bed,
Bebo took his turn.
Uh,
how do I go to the next turn?
All right.
So Imperial stormtrooper,
who is,
this must be the one that's tangled up with.
Oh no,
he's not.
He's the one on the ground.
Okay.
So the one on the ground is going to,
um,
he's going to take a disadvantage shot because he,
he's on the ground,
right?
Cause what happened?
Oh yeah.
He's getting mauled by the cat.
And,
uh,
he,
he shoots towards the,
the cat.
No,
not Wallace.
And that cat dies.
I quit.
I'll give up right now.
If that cat dies.
Okay.
Fine.
He shoots at,
he shoots at,
uh,
to the ground.
I mean,
I would,
did you say you'd burn you to cut it to the ground?
Yeah.
All right.
He,
Oh wait.
Yeah.
He shoots,
he shoots at,
um,
the cat and it's going to be too,
difficulty.
Uh,
Chuck succeeded.
So he shoots the cat off of him.
Uh,
and the cat is wounded,
but the cat is super pissed off.
The cat is pissed off,
but he's also taken quite a bit of damage.
Yeah.
But that's a threat.
It's like,
he's super,
no,
uh,
yeah.
Yeah.
The threat is he's,
he's pissed.
He is past.
Past.
So how it's the Imperial security officer.
That's.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wrestling with me.
Oh yeah.
That one.
Okay.
so they do a,
um,
it's going to be a melee check at you or no brawl check towards you.
What is your brawl?
My actual brawl or the brawl or the,
um,
whatever your brawl skill is.
The most recent one.
That's fine.
Let's stay with that.
I don't want to keep trying to do history.
Okay.
You guys are more powerful,
but not like crazy more powerful.
Okay.
Okay,
fine.
No,
I'm just.
Oh,
I don't see it down here.
I forgot what we were looking for.
For all.
Oh,
your brawl.
It's under,
it's,
it's under combat in the book.
The black book you gave us.
Yeah.
I think I put it in a special spot.
It's with the,
with the other combat skills.
Yeah.
Cause it's not in general skills.
It'll be in combat skills and weapons.
Oh,
weapons.
I thought it makes sense that they were by weapons.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Oh,
two ability.
Okay.
Um,
so
roll.
All right.
So this would be two difficulty.
On this.
Yeah.
Uh,
he failed.
He failed.
And there's two threats,
um,
against,
against them.
What,
what are the threats?
You can,
you can name them.
That.
They are both in the perfect position for me to pistol with,
at the same time with one motion.
Okay.
That's pretty cool.
All right.
So you'll be,
you'll have,
you'll have a boost on your next turn.
Okay.
To do that action.
All right.
Uh,
Imperius.
So the Imperial storm trooper is next.
Who's tangled up with,
um,
Pollard.
And they do a,
a brawl check.
Um,
wrestling with Pollard.
Uh,
fail.
So they do not make any headway in wrestling with Pollard.
Uh,
and Pollard's check is up next.
I'm brawl.
Pollard is,
Pollard is getting the upper hand on this guy.
I'm going to bring Pollard onto the crew now.
And Pollard,
Pollard is,
is getting pummeled.
Uh,
but then he wrestles him back and now Pollard's on top.
You get them boy.
Uh,
but he did,
he did get a little bit of a scrape being the threat.
All right.
Who's next?
Uh,
storm trooper did.
He just went.
Yeah.
The storm trooper got a little bit of a scrape.
No,
no,
no.
Pollard did.
Pollard got the threat.
How did Pollard get the threat?
The thugs rolled.
Yeah.
The thugs rolled.
So it's against the thug.
Thug is Pollard.
Pollard is the thug.
I don't know why it says.
Oh,
okay.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Well,
that's,
that's the,
uh,
that's the temporary.
No,
I got it.
Yeah.
got it.
Okay.
So who wants to go next?
PC.
So,
uh,
Max,
Sarn,
bed.
You go next.
Okay.
So Sarn just got the,
and he's primed to do a,
um,
a melee attack.
A double pistol whip.
Yeah.
That's a melee.
Yeah.
Prime for a double pistol whip.
Okay.
Yeah.
I would say that's a,
I think that's going to be,
is that engaged?
So it's still two.
Yeah.
It have to be.
Yeah.
All right.
So,
so,
uh,
you successfully not just knock them out with your,
uh,
your pistol whip.
Right.
And then can I,
can I take an extra maneuver to switch the gun around to blast for a strain?
Yeah.
That sounds good.
So now it's in your hand.
You took an extra maneuver and now the gun is in your hand.
If you need to need to take a shot.
Um,
but you've incapacitated these,
these people here.
Yeah.
The security officers.
Yeah.
Security officers.
Um,
I got another PC slot.
All right,
Mac.
It's up to you.
All right.
Who's,
what's the situation with all the guys?
Who's up?
Who's moving?
Can you give me a recap?
Yeah.
So Sarn has just knocked out these two officers in the back.
This Imperial storm trooper is wounded and he's,
um,
on his back on the ground.
Pollard is wrestling the shit out of this other storm trooper.
And now he's on top.
Um,
Wallace has been blasted off.
Um,
of the storm trooper and it's kind of wounded.
Um,
but not engaged with anyone right now.
Can I blast the storm trooper that's fighting Pollard or would he get,
or is there a chance he'd get hit?
Uh,
you,
so if you did that,
yes,
you can't,
you can absolutely do that.
Um,
but it would upgrade a difficulty to a red dye.
All right.
Um,
all right.
I'm just going to shoot the one storm trooper that's big,
who's wounded.
Okay.
And then call that for my shot.
Cause I'll probably finish him off.
Okay.
That'd be,
it's going to be a close range.
I've got a pistol now too.
And then just regular,
uh,
difficulty two.
No,
it's close.
So it's only one.
One purple.
Oh,
he failed.
I thought I read it as a success.
Oh no,
you failed,
but you,
you have four success or four advantages.
I don't even know what to do.
Um,
my advantage is that it,
let's just say my advantage is that he passes.
Can I say he passes out?
Or is that too much?
Uh,
it's a little bit,
it's just a tad too much.
Okay.
All right.
So the shot goes over his head.
The,
the storm trooper looks up,
exposing his neck a little bit more for Wallace.
Okay.
All right.
Uh,
I,
you,
you like that,
Mac?
Yeah,
that's fine.
As long as Wallace stays alive,
I don't give a shit about anything.
Pollard,
Sarn,
dead.
Wallace has got to survive.
Okay.
I've seen the devil over a day.
Which is amazing because literally Sarn has one health.
One health.
This is what I am getting.
One.
Yeah.
All right.
So,
uh,
it's Bev Bebo now.
Uh,
it's Bev,
Bev's turn.
Guys,
what,
what should I do?
What should I do?
He yells out.
Help me.
Do I have any help?
I,
you know what?
I slide my gun over to him to,
to,
to give to Pollard.
Wait,
what?
I,
I take the gun that I,
that I,
and I slide it over to him and say,
give this to Pollard.
Give this to the guy on top of the storm trooper.
Oh,
okay.
Okay.
Uh,
so he takes a,
uh,
maneuver to grab and a maneuver to give.
Uh,
so that's an extra maneuver to give a weapon to Pollard.
Uh,
he still gets an attack,
and I'm going to say that,
um,
before Bev can make any sort of attack or anything,
um,
Wallace is back for more and jumps on top of the,
the prone storm trooper,
um,
to,
um,
hurt.
Not the one with his neck exposed?
That one.
Yeah,
that's the guy.
Oh,
when I said prone,
not,
I guess they're both prone at this point.
And,
um,
so,
I guess he gets a boost for the neck being exposed.
Yeah,
Wallace.
And we're bringing all these guys onto our crew.
And Wallace does three damage to the storm trooper.
Uh,
how flashback has all these great characters.
and,
uh,
killed,
kills the storm trooper.
Yeah,
Wallace.
And,
and so,
so,
so Wallace,
Wallace has sees,
he just sees the exposed neck and just jumps at it and swats.
And as he's,
he makes one swipe of the neck and it just starts gushing blood everywhere.
And my God,
yes.
And,
and Wallace is covered in blood.
Is he,
is he happy with himself?
Um,
he didn't expect so much blood.
Uh,
but yeah,
yeah.
He's taken a little bit of a back,
but he's happy because also that storm trooper shot at him.
Oh my God.
Shot him.
Not shot at him.
Yeah,
no,
he hit him,
I guess.
So yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Um,
so,
uh,
the next two are dead.
The Imperial storm trooper,
um,
who is engaged with,
um,
Pollard will make a shot.
Um,
he has a setback because Pollard is on top of him pummeling him,
um,
but makes,
makes a shot.
Yeah.
Blaster noise.
Uh,
yeah.
but misses,
but misses Pollard,
uh,
Pollard who just got the,
it says he has a blaster rifle,
but it should be blaster pistol,
right?
So it's,
uh,
pistol is ranged light,
right?
Okay.
Ranged light.
Yeah.
Ranged light.
Um,
wait,
it's PC's turn,
right?
It is PC turn.
Yeah.
All right.
I was going to let Pollard take it,
but he does not have to take it.
All right.
I just want to,
I want to run up and I want to slide and I want to take the blaster pistol away from the dead stormtrooper.
Uh,
this dead stormtrooper is not a pistol.
It'd be a rifle.
Yeah.
The,
the blaster.
I want to take the blaster away from the dead stormtrooper.
So slide by.
Okay.
So you're taking Pollard's turn.
Yeah.
You're jumping up.
Okay.
I'm jumping ahead.
And Mac is okay with that.
But I'm fine with anything you do,
bud.
Okay.
Sounds like an athletics check to me.
So it'd be an average athletics check to do that.
And it's going to cost you a maneuver.
Okay.
Great.
Uh,
so you do what?
You want it.
Wait,
a maneuver or a strain?
Uh,
it's a maneuver.
So you're out of maneuvers.
If you need to take any other maneuvers,
then you would have to take a strain.
No,
I just want to,
I just want to grab it right now.
Okay.
Um,
so your turn is over.
Okay.
And it's another PC slot.
Mac,
anybody,
going to take a PC?
Oh,
sure.
Um,
what's the,
or,
or Pollard,
Pollard could go next.
Yeah.
So let's throw up.
See what,
is he still wrestling that guy?
Is he dead?
He's still,
no,
he's not dead.
He's still wrestling him.
Uh,
let's see where he goes.
Okay.
So,
Bed Bebo just tossed him a pistol.
And so,
uh,
and Pollard is on top.
So he's going to take a,
uh,
range light check of that,
that pistol.
Uh,
he's engaged.
so he's going to shoot on that.
Uh,
he shoots,
got two successes.
So,
it's a light pistol,
or no,
a blaster pistol.
It's damage six plus two.
It'd be eight.
Doing eight damage to the stormtrooper.
Well,
the stormtroopers got soaked.
Uh,
oh yeah,
so I guess it's only three.
I,
I wish,
I wish he would take all eight,
but,
yeah,
I,
he does not take,
he does not take all eight.
Um,
that brings up Max's turn.
So at this point,
to,
to recap,
the only,
the only person you got left is this stormtrooper who's on,
uh,
who is underneath Pollard.
Pollard Fleetwood Mac.
Yeah,
exactly.
How did you know?
Fleet fire.
I got it.
All right.
So,
um,
is it my turn then?
Yeah.
All right.
So can I just run over and pull the guy off and shoot him?
Or is that cause I don't want to shoot and at risk shooting Pollard or is,
try to shoot the guy.
I will allow,
if you go over there,
you have to take an extra strain to,
um,
get in between.
Um,
otherwise you would have to take a,
you'd have to upgrade a difficulty to shoot at him.
So to do what you want to do,
which is to just decrease the chance at which you will accidentally hit Pollard.
You have to take an extra strain.
Okay.
I do that.
Cause to aim.
No,
not to aim.
If you wanted to take aim,
that would be an extra,
that would be an extra strain.
No,
I pull the guy off and then shoot.
Cause I don't need to aim.
Kind of stepping in between.
Yeah.
Um,
so you're taking an extra strain and you,
you can,
you can do that on a regular difficulty,
which should be,
um,
I guess you're at close,
huh?
So it'd be,
it'd be one difficulty.
For what kind of,
for what,
for against your,
against whatever blaster you're using,
which is your regular blaster.
So it'd be your range.
One difficulty,
you said?
Yeah.
Okay.
So three successes.
That's three plus a blaster.
And then I blast it.
Okay.
So that's nine.
So you do four damage.
These blasters,
they feel real good when you,
like,
when you cosplay with them.
Yeah.
Okay.
That brings up Beb Bebo's turn,
who,
um,
his turn is still not dead.
No,
he's got a little bit left.
Uh,
and he does,
uh,
Beb Bebo's turn is taken again by Wallace.
Um,
who,
Oh, that says stormtrooper.
But anyway.
Wallace jumps on him?
Wallace jumps on him and does damage, slashing this stormtrooper to death.
The final wounds incapacitates this stormtrooper.
We really have to keep Wallace around.
I hope he's been hiding in the kahuna wave this entire time.
Just sleeping.
He just pops out somewhere.
Wallace!
He's the reason why the fridge has no food for Ghost.
It's all cat food.
It's all mystery.
He would love cat food.
Ghost.
R.I.P.
Alright.
Ghost?
Yeah.
He's dead?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
I really missed a couple of episodes there.
Alright.
So, you guys have just murdered two stormtroopers and incapacitated a handful of them.
Don't say murder.
We defended ourselves.
You say murder.
They murdered all those people in the Death Star when they blow it up in the first movie.
I don't know.
I don't know what murder.
I feel like it's a murder.
They did murder.
They did murder all those people in the Death Star.
Alright.
So, you guys roll up.
There's still one person here in the lobby.
And he looks at you and he looks at the cat who's covered in blood.
And he says, stop!
Stop!
And he points his blaster in your direction.
I look at Wallace and go, get him, boy.
You're going to sick him?
Huh?
Okay.
You're going to sick Wallace on this man?
I'm going to sick Wallace on this Imperial Security Officer.
Okay.
Even though Wallace doesn't really like me.
This Imperial Security Officer.
One strength.
Alright.
So, he jumped at the Imperial Officer and fails to do any damage.
He kind of swipes him off right before he makes his lunging move.
But, Wallace is also covered in blood.
So, he's kind of slipped up.
And it's going to be more difficult for him to make an attack on the next roll.
If you engage further.
Yeah, no.
I just run at him and tackle him, too.
Tackle who?
Just Imperial Security Officer.
You can also just leave.
You don't need to kill everyone.
But that's just me.
That's just me.
I didn't say kill.
Play the game how you want to play.
I did not say kill.
I said I want to tackle him.
What?
Like, give him a hug?
And incapacitate him.
Um.
Okay.
Because I don't have a...
Oh, I do have a gun.
You know what?
I'm going to shoot this motherfucker.
Okay.
I'm going to blast her rifle his dick...
His face off.
Okay.
I already shot someone in the dick.
We got to limit dick shots.
Yeah, you only get one...
Limit dick shots.
One dick shot per week.
Yeah.
Are you going to do it?
It would be average.
Oh.
Let's say you're at medium, I guess.
I don't know.
And a triumph.
Okay.
So, what happens with the triumph?
It's a critical injury, I guess, would be one thing you could do.
Oh.
I was just going to go over to the desk that he's behind and turn off the alarm.
Yeah, but that would not be on the combat check.
Why not?
It's not really...
Like, if you're doing a computer's check and you triumphed on the computer's check, you
could do other computer things.
All right.
I tackle him, or I shoot him, and then I'm able to take his security badge.
Okay.
Fine.
And then I swipe into the computer and turn off the klaxon.
Okay.
Let's see here.
How do I stop this thing?
Stop what thing?
The klaxon.
The music?
No, that music will play forever.
Oh.
I didn't even know the klaxon was still going on.
Oh, yeah.
I started.
Oh, my God.
It feels so weird without that playing anymore.
Yeah.
I don't even feel like I'm in danger.
Really?
No.
I mean, you're really not, in a sense.
But in a real sense.
You did 11 damage on this poor guy?
Yes.
Yeah.
All right.
So, I won't.
Whatever their soap is.
I don't know.
It's not good.
So, okay.
Yeah.
It's got to be less of a stormtrooper, so.
All right.
Okay, let's get out of here, Pollard says.
Let's go.
Go.
Wallace, come on, buddy.
And you guys move towards the door.
But you're stopped by the door.
It turns out.
It's locked from the inside.
Surprise.
Well, then I swipe the keypad.
I just stole it.
And you swipe at the keypad.
And the keypad.
Beep, beep, boop, beep.
Opens.
And you guys make it out of the prison.
I hope there's a ship out there.
On this.
Is that a landing pad?
Yeah.
What?
Well, it looks like a landing pad.
Yeah.
Okay.
And didn't you call somebody?
Yeah.
He's at Land and Beat Aura.
Oh, I thought he would come help.
Oh, yeah.
Hey.
I call him.
I reached out to him on the comms.
Hello.
Hey.
Hello.
It's Sarn.
Sarn Turbo?
Yeah.
Sarn Turbo.
Oh, Sarn.
This is Trex.
Yes, I know.
Can you land on the landing pad of the jail?
Prison?
It's a jail.
Detention center?
That landing pad is purely representative of nothing.
It's not a real landing pad.
What?
Is it symbolic?
It's symbolic.
It's a Google image asset of which there was a landing pad.
There is not.
Okay.
You don't need to land.
Just let us in.
Tell him to bring the ship over.
We'll jump in as he flies by.
Bring the ship by.
Throw your rope ladder down.
Rope ladder.
Sorry.
Your space rope ladder.
Okay.
And, um...
Okay.
And so he...
He...
You can hear off in the distance
just a bunch of hubbub.
Because you're not far from the spaceport.
And you can hear just a somewhat large spacecraft being, like, taking off.
It's much larger than a speed...
It's much larger than a speeder.
So you can hear it just taking off like a big jet plane.
And...
It seems somewhat abrupt for that to just happen.
And he starts moving towards you in the center.
And you see it very plainly.
It is a YT-1300 freighter with some markings on it that mark it as Trex's ship.
And he throws down a...
And he gets really close to the ground.
And it's very shaky.
This is not a thing that happens very often or very well.
But Trex...
The pilot of this craft seems to be a very good pilot.
And is able to maneuver being close to a place where you're not really supposed to land.
Alright.
So what does he throw...
What's thrown off?
And he throws...
He throws down a, um...
Sort of...
Ladder.
Alright.
I...
Bad.
I'm bad.
Bad here.
Yes.
I know.
Climb onto my back, please.
And then he climbs onto your back.
It's safe up here.
It is.
I feel so safe.
Can Wallace come with us?
Yes.
Wallace!
And Wallace runs over, leaving bloody footprints in his wake, and jumps onto the back of that Bebo.
This cat sounds awful.
And then I start climbing up the ladder into the...
The ship.
Okay.
Uh...
And you climb up.
Successfully, I mean.
Yes.
Pollard after you.
Uh...
Pollard is...
Where's he at?
Oh, I got everyone selected.
Okay.
Pollard is going to roll a...
Athletics check.
Onto the moving...
And...
Uh...
He fails.
His first...
His first check.
So he is not able.
He...
He goes to grab onto the ladder...
And cannot grab onto it.
Mack...
Alright, so I run up...
I run up next to him and try to help him up.
Mack, you just gotta go.
You gotta leave me.
No way, Pollard.
You're way too cool for me to leave behind.
I need to stay here.
I got unfinished business.
You go.
You go on without me, Mack.
I'll always remember you.
We'll meet again someday.
I...
As I'm climbing up...
Tell me your smell.
As I'm climbing up, I hear all of this.
And I reach in and I pull out my communicator...
And I throw it down to him.
And he goes up and he snatches your communicator.
And he puts it in his vest pocket.
And then I continue climbing up into the ship.
I jump onto the rope.
And I...
The ship starts flying away.
And...
You know...
I'm kind of like blasting in the middle of the air.
Because I feel really cool.
And I'm like...
Let this be a lesson to you.
That you cannot cage Mack Skyblade.
And I'm just blasting in the roof.
No one's even out there.
You know?
I'm just...
And Pollard's looking up at you as you leave.
Just a little bit perplexed.
But also...
Just kind of shaking his head.
Just in like a...
I can't believe I just got broke out of prison by this man.
And then...
What?
Oh, no.
And you guys start climbing up the rope ladder.
And at the top of the rope ladder...
Is...
Trex.
Who's helping you up into the...
Helping you up into...
The...
Into the...
Into the ship.
Sexy Trex.
His...
His girlfriend.
His girlfriend?
With the pictures.
His girlfriend with all...
Or his wife with all the pictures.
She's on there.
My good God.
Or she's the one in itself in itself.
He's the one in itself.
Do Do Do Do Do
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