Now that's a fire, listen sir, knock you in your head with my stick, with my stick.
You're gonna have a mark from my stick, from my stick, my stick, my stick, my stick is better than bacon.
You can't touch my stick, I don't want a mark from my stick, yeah, you are my stick.
Don't you go go look with my stick, look at my stick.
Clones a-poppin'.
The crew have found themselves somewhat ingratiated with a group of has-been clone troopers they found in Blackwind Crater.
Although Ghost was dismayed that the group does odd jobs for the Radarian chain,
the crew has agreed to help the geriatric soldiers with their tailio problem
in the hopes that they have some plot-important information.
Let's hope it doesn't lead to another dead-end retention pond.
All right, questions before we get started about where we left off last week?
You're gonna kill a bunch of monkeys.
Yes, you did agree to kill some monkeys for the clones.
This is the new high point in my career.
Hunting monkeys?
For some geriatric clones.
Excuse me.
All right.
Let's roll for...
Destiny?
Hey, it looks almost balanced.
It's a perfect balance.
Has that ever happened?
Not frequently.
No, that's not where I wanted to take us.
Look away!
You don't want to be in the tailio's test?
Look away!
All right.
Oh, did they ever heal us?
So, at the very end of the episode...
Sarn, you were going on and on.
And, yes, they stabbed you with a stimpak that put you out.
Did you say something?
So, you are unconscious.
But I did get healed.
You took...
Yeah.
So, where are you at now?
I don't remember if we...
Apparently, zero.
Okay, so this.
You were here.
Okay.
We can be heroes!
Just for today.
All right.
I...
Get the mood going.
Yes.
Okay.
I think at the end...
Um...
The clone said that they were going to wait till dusk...
To...
Um...
Go after these monkeys.
Is that a picture of Clone Trooper 99?
Uh...
It's not supposed to be any clone in particular.
I did take them from the internet, and I did not know who they were.
Oh, okay.
So...
They're not intentionally supposed to be other characters.
I know.
But...
I do not know.
I did not recognize.
I'm just wondering if you knew what the picture was in.
I did not.
I did not recognize that.
Because...
Because 99 dies.
Uh...
Okay.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah.
If you haven't seen it by now.
That is not true for that in that case.
There's like a hundred episodes.
Exactly.
I mean...
You know, there's other...
You can make that argument for Darth Vader.
But...
Okay.
Well...
Yes.
I'll give you a couple minutes to yourselves until it's probably around dusk.
Then we'll head off for the Talios nest.
Alright, guys.
Are you ready to get down to some monkey business?
Seriously.
This is monkey business.
We're making money off of this by killing monkeys.
I cannot believe this is happening.
Are we making money?
Uh...
No.
I did not say I would pay you.
You agreed to help us with our monkey problem.
And then we were going to help you with your butt radar problem.
I thought it was like a quid pro quo kind of thing.
Oh, I don't...
I don't speak that language.
But I meant it like more, uh...
Scratch my back, then I'll scratch your back.
You know.
Hmm.
What about a tip?
I mean, we're this poor, poor, broke, orphaned, uh, crew of miscreants that could use any kind of money if you have it.
Yeah, so could we.
Alright, fuck you.
Let's go.
What?
What, like in a wrestling contest?
No, no.
Let's, let's...
I'm ready to kill some monkeys.
Okay.
I am very...
I'm ready for this.
I have been preparing for this in many ways for most of my life.
Uh, you know, Donkey Kong, King Kong, um, really all the Kongs have been preparing me for this.
I have fought one of these monkeys, and although I don't remember much of it, I seem to have gotten the best of it.
Or Sergeant Blaster did.
It, it was all over you.
That was a fight I was really happy to see.
So, we know that there, there is a nest up above, so, or not up above, around some ways, uh, and these damn monkeys, they keep eating our food, they throw coconuts at us, they're a real problem, and we need to get rid of them.
Uh, all our previous attempts have failed, and we think perhaps if we put our heads together, we could come up with a plan to take them down.
They live in trees.
That's what we know so far.
Hey, Ghost, doesn't your people live in trees?
Yes.
Can you give us some perspective here?
We are not monkeys.
Oh.
Okay.
Right.
Yes.
I like where your head is at right now.
Uh, not a monkey.
The trees we live in are very different from these.
They are massive.
I was hoping-
And one can support an entire village.
Interesting.
I was hoping you'd have more useful information.
I mean, they don't look anything like Kashuk, right?
Uh, no.
I don't know.
There are in trees.
Well, I, I probably have been there.
Uh, I don't quite remember it.
All you guys go to the general.
Out of, out of character.
Go to the general.
There's a picture of a Kashuk tree village.
They're like, massive, massive.
Oh.
Well.
Yes.
Okay.
Um.
They're green.
They're big.
Yeah.
Clone trooper.
I think you would do well to remember that I don't like you.
That's right.
You did agree not to rip my arms off.
I would like to remind you of that.
I can rescind that agreement at any time.
Heh.
Yeah.
I think you should rip his arms off.
That was, uh, one of the other, one of the other clone troopers, uh, did pipe in and say,
well, I, yeah, I think it'd be easier to, uh, to handle if he didn't have any arms.
Shut up over that.
Is Sarn still passed out?
Yeah.
Sarn has passed out, which is quite nice.
It's been quiet.
This is not lively enough.
I walk over.
We're, how is Sarn being, are we moving?
I don't even know what's going on right now.
I thought, are we like moving towards the, the monkey's home or are we just, not yet?
We're just hanging out on camp.
Yeah.
We're just hanging out on camp for right now.
You're, you're waiting to get into the right, to the golden hour, uh, for monkey.
I go over to Sarn and start lightly slapping him on the face.
Don't you gender him?
Can't, can't hear that.
Oh, that's right.
I start, I start lightly slapping them on the face.
Sarn, wake up.
All right.
Wake up, Sarn.
Sarn groggily opens Sarn's eyes.
So cumbersome.
What, what do you want?
Wake up, buddy.
Having a nice healing nap.
Well, now we're having a nice, uh, monkey killing.
Monkey killer.
Let's go.
I told you.
Oh, does anybody else need healing?
Uh, yeah, I do.
The, uh, come over by Dr. Oak.
I will give you a bit of healing.
Thank you.
So what does he give me?
A stim pack?
How can you quantify healing?
Uh, with no means.
A bit of healing.
I'll take, I'll take three things of healing.
Three bits, please.
So he injects you with a stim pack and then you pass out.
What kind of stim packs are those, Doc?
You guys are, how do you say it?
A bit like babies.
You pass out just from stim packs.
I mean, these are pretty, pretty bitch and stim packs, but you know, we don't usually, I
mean, we get a little like mellow, but we don't, uh, pass out.
Hey, okay.
You told me to pass out.
I passed out.
No, don't take it.
Don't take it in.
Whoa.
You're back awake.
Um, I'm just, how long is he going to be passed off for?
Until Ghost probably slaps him or the Wookiee.
I mean, he slapped you and you awakened.
That's true.
Um, all right.
So what are we doing?
You, Ghost, just leave him for now, please.
So we're going monkey hunting or Talio hunting.
Talio.
I'm not really sure how to pronounce it.
Oh, wait, like, like we're going hunting for primates?
Yes.
Like that, I imagine.
Uh, they're in trees, uh, but they have a sort of fort thing, like, constructed and
we can't get a good shot.
So we're going to have to be creative to get them out of the trees, kill the king, the alpha,
and...
There's a king monkey?
Well, uh, I don't know if he's...
They're organized, they're organized, they're organized, they're organized like Rodian dogs,
huh?
With alphas and packs.
Oh, so you know a bit about this.
I know certainly about the concept of an alpha in a pack animal.
Great.
Ghost, if I give you a sonic grenade, can you climb up the tree and throw it?
You have grenades?
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
You don't?
Aren't you clone troopers?
Uh, well, not currently.
What did you do with them?
Uh, we exploded them previously.
On the monkeys?
On stuff.
What effect.
Did you throw them in the water to fish?
Uh, yes.
And you know what?
We ate good that day.
That one day you used all of your grenades?
Yeah.
Grenades?
We ate so many fish.
Well, all right then.
Yep.
Uh, okay.
So anyway, if I give you a grenade, Ghost, can you climb the tree up to their fort and
toss it in to knock them out?
Like, get them out of the...
It would probably just destroy the fort.
I can't imagine monkeys built anything that can withstand the detonation of a grenade.
I'm fine with that, too.
They've lived here for thousands of years.
Well, they're definitely grenade proof.
Did they go to engineering school?
Yes.
I mean...
Good old monkey engineering tech?
Right.
Well, did they go to tech or the university?
It's about 50-50, from what we can tell.
From our studies.
Well, uh, yes.
The only problem is, um, judging by the height of these trees, I won't be able to climb by
the time a grenade timer goes off.
And also, I will need both my hands to climb, so I will not be able to prime the grenade.
However, we might be...
I might be able to climb up.
You prime the grenade.
Throw it to me, and I allure it into the fort.
You know, that sounds like a good plan, except for I know how my rolls are.
And it will explode on you.
What's a roll?
Of luck.
What's luck?
Uh, mostly bad.
Oh.
I see.
Well, I think that would be the only way we could attempt such a maneuver.
If you have a different idea, if you have a different idea, that would be fine.
I like the idea of getting to smoke them all somehow.
Uh, these trees are awfully big.
I don't know if we can take them down with just one grenade.
Uh, I think the alley-oop idea would require more...
Some rolls, which...
What's a roll?
It's, uh, like a luck.
First of all, outside of character.
I understand it's gonna take some rolls.
Of course it's gonna take some rolls.
Well, everything is going to take rolls.
Right, obviously.
It doesn't need to be stated.
No, I think it needs to be stated in character.
Because that makes lots of sense.
Great.
Let's just all break the fourth wall.
All right.
Your mate...
Your mate here...
I think I'm gonna wake him up somehow.
And he starts slapping on him.
He starts slapping on him.
That's not like...
I...
Someone said they got cinnamon rolls?
No.
I don't have cinnamon rolls.
Who's got rolls?
I mean...
I've got...
Like...
Rolls...
In...
Egg rolls?
No.
That was a pretty good stem pack you got there, bud.
Yeah.
You really, uh...
Yeah.
You seem to enjoy them.
Yeah.
Can I have a couple for...
In the case of...
The monkey fight we could hurt?
No, no, no.
Much too good for Sarn.
All right.
Send...
You go to sleep and you heal.
I get the stem packs.
All right.
All right, troops.
Let's get going.
All right.
Let me go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
Doesn't need a stem pack.
No.
No good.
Barbiturates.
No good.
Give the child barbiturates.
Barbiturates.
Am I healed then?
Officially out of character?
What?
Not in character.
Am I healed then?
Officially 100%?
Yeah.
You're 100% healed.
Okay.
I'm just making sure I'm making note.
not taking any damage.
Yeah.
That's usually reserved for Mac.
What's that?
One.
Taking damage.
Or not taking damage.
Yeah.
I'm pretty off.
Mac does take damage.
Yeah.
He usually hides them.
Emotional.
He does a lot of hiding.
Because you guys are mean.
Bunch of bullies.
Even God.
Yeah.
Especially God.
Guys.
I'm going to stay back here.
I'm not sure how much use.
This is Graf.
I don't know how much use I'm going to be.
Climbing trees.
You know.
And he takes his cane and clicks on his fake leg.
Probably not going to be very much help.
So I'm just going to stay here.
And maybe drink a little bit.
You think you could be more useful than that Graf?
Come on.
You're a good guy.
Come on.
I'm going to be more useful to myself.
By drinking.
Which I love to do.
No.
I think you should come with.
I'm not going to.
So.
Hey.
Graf.
How's your.
How's your throwing arm?
Uh.
It's not good.
I'm old.
But I want to drink.
I'm not old.
That doesn't mean anything.
You're lighter than everyone else.
Because you're missing a leg.
I was wondering if you can climb on Ghost's back.
You want to toss me up into the tree?
Yeah.
We definitely want the one legged geriatric clone trooper up in a tree.
That's.
This is a.
Oh he's not a clone trooper.
I'm not a clone trooper.
I'm a former pirate.
And you know that.
I did know that.
I forgot about that.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Well don't forget it again.
Oh you're going to get this foot up your ass.
And he.
He clunks on his fake leg again.
In a threatening manner.
Threatening.
Yeah.
All right fine.
Stay here.
Jeez.
And as you guys are.
But don't expect any of the money.
When we kill these monkeys.
Uh.
Okay.
Again.
I don't think they said anything about money.
Don't tell Graf that.
No.
Graf was there the whole time.
And I was the one saying that.
Not.
Yet.
But I'm going to be.
Now get the hell out of here.
Go.
Leave me alone.
All right.
Oh.
I guess.
Mac will come with too.
And.
I guess Graf is staying by himself.
Hey we tried.
He seemed pretty determined not to go.
He seemed pretty determined to get drunk.
Yeah.
Well.
You know what.
It's hard to read that guy.
No.
He was very clear with what.
With what he wanted.
And how he was to get drunk.
Yeah.
But you know.
But on a more real level.
It's like.
He's like.
You know.
Can't tell.
He.
Can't tell if he's hot or cold.
He seems very hot right now.
All right.
So you guys start walking.
Uh.
It's going to be about.
10.
15.
20.
Maybe 45 minutes.
Until we get over there.
I'm not really sure.
It depends on.
How good you guys are conversing.
Uh.
So.
Where.
Where are y'all from?
Ashik.
Oh right.
You mentioned that.
The tree planet.
Yes.
Well.
It was once.
It was once a beautiful place.
Until the empire came.
And what did they do?
Did they cut your trees down?
Well.
You can't cut down the trees of Kashuk.
They're much too big.
But they burned the outside of them.
Destroyed our villages.
And took my people.
And enslaved them.
Sounds like a bad break.
Yeah.
Yes.
You might say that.
I mean.
I've kind of been.
In a way.
You know.
Like a slave my whole life.
I was born to kill.
I was born for dying.
Really.
Because once defended Kashuk.
Until Order 66.
And then what?
Did we burn it down?
Yes.
It was a crazy time.
I don't remember a lot about it.
I don't like to talk about it.
And I'm sorry if I enslaved you.
Nope.
You know.
Were you even on Kashuk?
Nope.
No.
I was not.
I've known.
I've known people who were there.
Right.
Not in character.
Who's this character?
Who are we talking to again?
I'm trying to make sure I keep track.
The leader of the clones.
I thought.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's what I was saying.
I've been trying to do.
His name is Zeke.
But.
Zeke.
You can call me Sarge.
Sarge.
All right.
Zeke.
I.
I insist you call me by my full title.
And not by my name.
And it's Sarge.
Dr. Sarge.
Dr. Sarge?
No.
I know.
I'm just screwing with you.
You don't have to call me doctor.
You're a PhD.
Oakback.
That is a doctor.
Yes.
I am.
I'm sorry again that I knocked you out.
When I gave you the Stimpak.
That's all right.
You got another one on you?
Uh.
Maybe.
But first you're going to have to get injured.
Which is going to require you to get out from behind that bush.
Uh.
This bush has been with me for quite some time since I landed on this planet.
And it's been very very successful in me hiding.
My stealth has been.
My stealth rolls have been very high.
What's a roll?
It's like a cinnamon bun.
And most of ours are bad.
A bad.
Nothing worse than a bad cinnamon roll.
You know.
No.
Exactly.
I mean.
What's cinnamon?
Well yes.
You're right.
I mostly ate hard tech.
Not a lot of cinnamon.
Wookiees don't eat cinnamon.
They don't.
They don't eat the finer spices.
Well it is made out of.
Bark.
So.
We forgot it is made out of bark.
So then.
Would.
Wookiees eat cinnamon.
Would they have a form of cinnamon?
Do they eat bark?
Do kids.
No.
Wookiees don't.
Do they.
You know what else is made out of trees?
Licorice.
No.
That's made out of roots.
Yeah.
But that's a part of a tree.
Not if it was part of a plant.
I mean.
Like a little bush.
Like that bush that Mac is holding.
Fine.
I was just trying to.
It's a licorice bush.
Okay.
So you guys start.
And.
As.
As you get closer.
Zeke sort of stands out in front of you.
And.
He kind of throws his hands up in.
In.
Like a commando.
And.
Holds you back.
And then makes some hand signals.
And all.
All of the other clones start crouching.
In the brush.
And then.
I start.
I stand up on my tippy toes.
And.
So.
So everyone is crouching.
Except you three.
Um.
Because you guys.
No.
I'm crouching.
But I'm behind.
This is my bush right here.
Okay.
So you.
You are still behind.
Uh.
A bush.
A bush that you've carried.
Since you've gotten to this planet.
And.
He starts.
It's like.
Get down.
Now right over there.
Uh.
Is.
Where.
The monkeys.
The talos.
Come from.
As you can see.
They've built.
Quite a fortress.
Of logs.
Uh.
They are.
Impenetrable.
What?
It looks like you could easily walk around one of them.
Impenetrable.
There.
Oh my god.
Are you guys not able to walk in between things?
We are geriatric.
And these are quite sophisticated talos.
And you're going to have to use your imagination.
The logs are impenetrable.
How did the monkeys get inside then?
With.
Their climbing skills.
Which we don't have.
They just.
What?
They climb the walls?
And the trees.
I'm so lost.
I thought there were forts.
Forts have walls.
They're in the trees.
Oh.
They're in the trees already.
So.
Back over here.
By.
At the back of it.
They are protected by.
A swamp.
And they live high in trees.
It's their home base.
And in the front.
There is.
A makeshift sort of log.
Impenetrable.
Set of walls.
There's like some little.
Like log houses.
And then some fallen over trees.
Those are not houses.
Those are logs.
It's a wall.
It's just a bunch of stacked up logs.
In front of it.
Yes.
Oh.
Okay.
And we can't get over them before they attack us and throw COVID at us.
We can't walk around them?
No.
I don't know how much I have to say this.
No.
I don't understand.
Clearly.
You don't understand.
I'm having a very hard time visualizing this.
I can't even believe I drew it out for you.
I thought it would make it easier.
It's just making it more frustrating.
Yeah.
That sounds like.
Well, you drew it as piles of logs that could be walked around.
But your words are a contradiction.
Next time you can draw the map.
I'm telling you.
We have to establish you two are not in character, for God's sakes.
Why don't we just go through the swamp?
You can try going through the swamp.
It's going to slow you down.
But then you're going to go through the swamp and then up the trees.
Yeah.
Okay.
We can try that.
Can we just climb the walk around the walls?
Yes.
It would be quite difficult.
But we have not been able to do so before we are jumped on by monkeys and
and spotted that quite vigorously.
They don't.
Will they.
I mean, if we're out in front, will they come out and attack us or
like, will they stay in there?
If they see us, I imagine they will come after us.
So then why do we even care about penetrating the fortress?
I say we blow up one of their flings with a stun grenade and shoot the
rest as they come out.
Well, like set it on fire.
Either that or blow it up with a stun grenade.
Yeah.
I'd like to.
So it's like piles of logs just in front.
So they're impenetrable.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure our stun grenade should be able to blow one up or at least
on fire.
Depending on, yes, you could probably throw some type of grenade over the walls.
No, no, no.
I want to stealth, sneak up, put my grenade inside the middle of it.
Do you want my bush?
Set it on a timer and then, yes.
I will actually want your bush.
Yes.
Set the timer and then come back and watch it explode.
Okay.
You want to put it in the middle of the impenetrable wall?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, it's got to be, I mean, it can't be impenetrable to a stun grenade.
Is it a stun grenade, right?
I do have a regular grenade.
A regular grenade will probably be best.
Yeah, let's do that.
We're not trying to stun the wall.
You're correct.
Your logic is the sound.
Yeah, I have one regular grenade.
Okay.
We should be prepared that blowing the grenade in a hole in the wall will alert the
Talios to our presence.
Yes, that's kind of what I want.
You want them to know we're here.
Yes.
Well, then, you know, how about this?
Can we climb?
How about one of us?
How about, Sarn, you take the grenade in my bush and go over there, light one of their
structures on fire.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will climb up in these trees and hide and then we'll blast them.
From up high.
From high.
They will never see it coming.
They will not.
You know, because we're in their own territory.
So, after Sarn blows a hole in the wall, all the monkeys come out, attack Sarn, and then
we shoot them while they are pummeling the bejeebus out of the Twi'lek.
No, no, no.
The bush should be able to stealthily hide them.
I do like the idea of using the Twi'lek as a sort of bait.
See, this is why I wanted Graf to come along.
You were going to sacrifice him to the monkeys?
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Okay.
I like this plan.
We, us clone troopers, we will hide in the bush.
The bush in the tree.
In the bush.
And then, Sarn, you will go using the stealth bush to plant a grenade to blow a hole.
Yes.
And then what?
Then we'll charge him?
Well, we'll wait for them to come charging out first.
To inspect the hole.
To see what happened.
Right.
We'll shoot a couple of them.
Dead.
And then we'll go charging them.
And then we'll kill the alpha.
Then we'll kill King, King Talio.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Ghost, what will you be doing?
I feel like we're under utilizing you.
You are a big galoot.
Actually, I'm not sure what weapons I have.
Let's see what you have.
Gear and equipment.
You have a vibro axe and a blasted pistol.
That sounds cool.
How come I didn't use the vibro axe against the first monkey?
That's a good question.
You didn't want to kill it.
You probably didn't want to kill them and you've had a change of heart.
And now you want them all dead.
I see.
Well, I suppose, maybe it would make more sense.
After Sarn blows a hole in the wall to have me standing here beneath the tree, which houses all of you with your blasters.
And they will see me when they come to inspect the hole and come running for the base of this tree, giving you all very good shots.
And then when some of them, the stragglers, do make it to the tree, I shall cut them down with my axe.
So you'll be a sort of diversion.
Bait, even.
Well, like we need...
Sarn doesn't really want to face them in melee.
He's not really outfitted for such.
No, no, no.
I'm going to set the grenade to go off in like three minutes.
Right.
I'm not going to like stand there while it blows up and have them charge at me.
Right.
So you can run back and get in the tree and then they can come charge at me.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
All right, troops.
You heard the man and Wookiee and they were...
Let's go get in the tree.
And they sort of hop to.
Hop to.
And they make a cute sort of, you know, cheerleading pyramid and they jump into the trees.
They couldn't climb over this pile of logs, but they can climb a tree.
Wow.
This is real fun to be poking in the holes of this plot.
Do you want to kill the monkeys?
Or, you know.
All right.
We're going to put a thumbtack of that.
We're circling back on the way back.
Circling back on what?
To talk about this.
Actually, now that you mentioned it, we can't get in the tree.
So, no, we're not going to be able to be shooting from a more advantageous position.
Thank you for reminding us.
We will just be sitting here on the ground waiting for them to come to us.
Hide behind the tree trunks at least.
Okay.
We will hide behind the tree trunks and support you from...
And then when they come and approach me, and when they approach me, shoot them.
Okay.
Where will you be ghost?
Like, I assumed right here.
Okay.
And you're going to be making noise to attract them towards you.
I mean, I guess I assumed they had good sight, but yes, if I have to.
Right.
Okay.
It is bright white.
You will not be hiding.
And...
No, I'm standing with, like, an axe in my hands, like...
Like, bring it on.
Yeah, and I'll...
You know, I'm a Wookiee.
I can be loud.
Right.
And, Son, Mac, where will you be with your bush?
No, you won't have the bush.
Son will have the bush.
I'm already up in a tree.
All right.
So, you are up in a tree.
Yeah.
I'm already up in the tree right where I'm at, and that way we can kind of, like, I'm over
in the...
I'm over here in the right area.
Okay.
Aiming with my...
You know what's cool?
You never see it in the shows, but I'm actually using the scope.
Okay.
Great.
I'm glad we have the scope.
Sarn does have hunting goggles.
I will remind everyone.
Yes.
What do the hunting goggles do?
They make it easier to see things?
I think...
It grants a boost, I do something.
Probably to perception checks?
Yeah, that's why I got them.
It's because I need them.
Right.
And...
Oh, that's what I want to do.
I want to...
Can I look at the wall to see if there's a good place to put this?
Yeah.
Put the grenade?
I think that would be an average perception check.
If you succeed at that, you can have a boost for the...
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if I make you roll for the explosion.
Probably not for the explosion.
Check failed.
Failed.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
I didn't add my boost.
Roll one boost.
And check failed.
Okay.
But I don't have any dread spell.
Yes.
The advantage would cancel out the threat.
Yeah.
So...
Okay.
I perceive nothing.
You did not find a very...
You did not find an advantageous place to...
Place the grenade.
Okay.
All right.
I just sneak up to it.
Okay.
You will have to roll a stealth check as you get closer to the...
I'll say it's average as well.
Okay.
You...
Oh, and you...
What was the...
Oh, you already had the boost.
I was going to give you a boost for having the bush.
Oh, no, no.
I have one for my stalker.
Okay.
But also for the bush.
The bush is very...
And the bush, too.
Roll another...
Okay, so...
Roll another boost.
Okay.
You gain another advantage.
So you have two advantages.
Fair warning.
If you're going to set a timer for this, it's going to be...
It's going to be a check for that.
Not like a basic function of the grenade.
No.
It would be rigging it up.
I don't think a timer is a basic function of the grenade.
They have...
I know on the sun grenades they do.
I thought like...
What do you call them?
Those detonator things that are in Star Wars?
You can like turn the top.
Okay.
Then it doesn't matter.
You can just do it.
Yeah.
So I just want to set it for three minutes.
My advantages are I ended up finding like the perfect little nook inside the wall.
Okay.
To place it.
So I set it for three minutes and then I...
I don't know.
Should I run back?
Yeah, I run back.
Okay.
And...
You know what?
I'm just going to stand next to Ghost.
Okay.
With my...
My blaster rifle out.
I have to step behind me.
I don't want to hit you with my axe.
Well, I don't want to hit you with my gun.
It's generally a more precision instrument, but okay.
I'll stand over here.
Actually, I'll stand on the other side.
Oh, wait.
Before I run back, before I run all the way back, I take the bush and I shove it into the
hole too.
Hey, Lee.
What are you doing with my bush?
So you run back and having left a grenade and a bush.
Yeah.
Okay.
A burden hand is worth two in the bush.
That's what Ozzy Osborne says.
A burden hand is worth a grenade in the bush, apparently.
Okay.
So, three minutes.
You guys are just waiting around, looking at each other for three minutes.
Yes.
Okay.
I cock and load my rifle.
Like, again and again.
Yeah.
I'm going to go back.
Look over at the clones.
Is this Donkey Kong?
It is.
It's the vulture level.
All right.
Oh, now I'm into it.
Okay.
It explodes.
And out come running two of these monkeys.
And they are gigantic monkeys.
Much bigger than you even remember.
Although it has not been that long.
And they, after the explosion, they run through the hole.
Come out.
Give out some monkey primal rage.
And looking for where the explosion came from.
They see Ghost just standing there.
Like hunched forward.
Axe in one hand.
Blaster pistol in the other hand.
Full on Wookiee roaring.
Which I'm not going to try.
Attempt in the house right now.
Okay.
I think I heard it.
Yeah.
I'm a little louder.
More agrocious than that.
But you get the idea.
Okay.
And they start charging directly at you.
I will give one PC slot before we roll for initiative.
Who would like to take it?
Or would you like the clones to take it?
Sorry.
Blast one of them.
Okay.
So wait.
We don't get a chance to shoot at them?
I just said.
We don't start combat with them?
Oh.
Shouldn't we all?
Okay.
Or should they just start at long range.
And then we can all roll for initiative?
Okay.
If everybody gets a shot.
At that one free shot at them.
Then.
It may be a very quick battle.
Right.
No.
That's what I'm saying.
Like if we just.
If they start at long range.
And then we just roll for initiative normally.
Then that at least leads it up to chance.
But however you want to handle it.
It's fine.
Okay.
I thought that.
You guys may like to have.
Because you always ask.
Can we shoot before we roll for initiative?
Yes.
And so I decided to say.
Let's shoot before we roll for initiative.
And then you said.
Well.
Can we roll for initiative first?
Okay.
Um.
I.
Take.
Take an aim too.
You.
Okay.
So as they.
Did you.
Oh.
Wait.
Okay.
So.
Uh.
You aimed as they were running towards you.
Uh.
You took aim at one.
And shot.
Uh.
At.
Probably.
Like I'm guessing the front most monkey.
Yeah.
Okay.
And.
Shoot monkeys.
Uh.
Doing.
13 damage.
Okay.
Doing some damage.
But.
And so.
He takes a step back.
Um.
You blast him pretty good.
And he.
Keeps charging towards you.
And now.
These guys seem pretty tough.
Uh.
Now I.
We can.
Roll for initiative.
Doing for initiative.
Alright.
Cool.
Yes.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
That's how you spell Talio.
I don't.
It can't even pronounce Talio.
I don't know.
No.
Clearly not.
Talio.
Yeah.
Like.
Talio.
Saylo.
Talio.
Either of those.
Or like.
Silo.
Saylo though.
It's.
It's kind of.
Greek spelling.
When I looked at.
Wikipedia.
I think they're only from this game.
So.
Oh.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Um.
Now I think.
It would probably be a good.
Time to break.
Before we.
Battle these monkeys.
How many are there?
Are there only two?
Well there's only two.
That ran out.
Oh.
How many.
Oh.
Wait.
Never mind.
Can we.
Do a little retcon.
And pretend.
We asked the clone troopers.
How many they thought there were.
Um.
They don't.
We.
They don't have an idea.
Uh.
Okay.
So.
They know that there's an alpha there.
They know there's probably at least.
Um.
Six.
That live in.
The pride.
It's.
Okay.
Cool.
It's better than like 20.
Yes.
It is.
However.
Oh.
You guys did kill one.
Didn't you?
I was going to say you guys have not killed one yet.
But.
You did kill one.
Yeah.
We killed one.
And threw the unconscious corpse of another.
Or.
Body.
Well.
It was stunned.
Yeah.
We don't.
We never killed one.
We just threw.
No.
I killed one.
You.
Yeah.
Sarn did kill one.
Wow.
And then another one got killed by the clones from Long Range.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
If it turns out that the one that you threw.
Ghost.
Is the alpha.
I'm going to be kind of mad.
The fact that you just said that means that it will now turn out to be true.
Knowing.
Knowing God as I do.
Right.
He's vengeful.
Kind of a dick.
I don't know if I'd say that.
I think he's pretty cool.
No.
Mostly a dick.
Okay.
I'm going to go fill my drink.
All right.
Thank you.
I thought I was going to...
I thought...
I didn't know...
For some reason, I thought you guys weren't going to take a break.
No.
Or get refills or whatever.
No.
I mean, I'm just drinking my high noons.
Oh.
Because you're on a diet?
No.
Because I just woke up and I didn't...
You just come in with a box of cereal?
He's a real weirdo.
He can't hear us.
No, because I just woke up and I didn't want the first thing to be when I woke up is to start drinking whiskey.
Oh.
It wouldn't be the first time.
I think it would.
It'd be the first time.
I mean, probably not, but...
But maybe.
Oh.
Shit.
All right.
Wow.
We got the first three slots.
Yeah.
So...
Sorry, I made a big stink about the initiative thing.
Yeah, now his butt hurt.
Way to go.
Butts.
All right.
I guess you could have just...
You could have just...
I guess you could have radioed the clones asking them how many they think they were instead of, like, retconning.
I suppose.
Right.
It wouldn't have been crazy to ask in the middle of a battle.
Wait.
How many of these things there are?
Which is mean.
Okay, so we just...
Do we just retcon the retcon?
Yeah.
But we'll just say that that happened during battle.
Okay.
All right.
You guys had some pretty good rolls for the initiative roll.
Yeah.
So, I think...
Mac, you are the first one here.
Yeah, I'm gonna take a blast.
You're gonna what?
I'm gonna blast.
All right.
Hanging from a tree.
Hanging from a bush.
I'm blasting.
No, you're not hanging from a bush.
You gave your bush up and Sarn blew it up.
Yeah, I know.
I'm hanging in a tree with my new tree bush.
Okay.
So, you're at medium range?
Yeah.
All right.
We'll call that...
Then that would be...
What is that?
Medium?
What is it?
Two.
I already forgot.
Average.
Because it's medium range.
And then I...
Can I take aim?
Is that my initiative?
Or my...
Not my initiative.
Maneuver?
Yeah.
Maneuver, that's it.
I couldn't do it.
Since you're from up high, you can have a boost die because you have good...
Good...
Bailage.
So, he gets two boosts then, one for aiming and one for being up high?
Oh.
Uh...
Yeah.
Uh...
Yeah.
Fine.
All right.
And then average difficulty?
Yeah.
Good?
Uh...
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, how did that fail?
Why did you roll red?
Oh, I don't...
That was a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I must have...
I actually hit that.
I thought I deleted that.
Can I roll again?
Yeah.
There we go.
It's like, why did that fail?
There's no shit that failed.
So, you were using...
Reds and purples.
Yeah, reds.
I actually hit that reds instead of the boosts.
No, what weapon are you using?
Oh, my range light.
Uh, my blaster.
Okay.
So, that...
So, it's just a blaster pistol, right?
Yeah.
So, it's six plus two, eight damage.
Plus a crit.
Was it really?
Yeah.
It's got four advantages.
Oh, yeah.
Three advantages.
It's a crit.
Okay.
Uh...
So, you blast one.
And...
Is it the same one that Sarn had blasted?
I assume that's the one he was aiming at.
Were you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, whatever one.
It's by Sarn.
Okay.
Because it said it was still going after Sarn after he blasted it, right?
It was in the lead, yeah.
Right.
He was up in front.
So, I'm trying to save my buddy.
The crit.
I guess I would have to roll for the crit.
This may say...
Oh, no.
Is that the right guy?
All right.
He is off balance.
Can you see that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Off balance.
But I can't click on it to see what it...
Oh, you can't?
No.
It just says I don't have permission.
Add to next skill check.
I'm assuming that's supposed to be a...
A black die.
Add a what to the skill check?
A black die.
Of setback.
Oh, setback.
Oh, okay.
It doesn't say, but...
Oh, I guess it would be right here.
Off balance.
Yeah.
Add a setback to the next skill check.
Okay.
But he's hit.
He looks pretty wounded, although he keeps...
He keeps trudging on, but he doesn't look like he's in very good shape.
After that blaster shot.
Okay.
That brings Ghost up next.
Hey, Ghost.
Can I do something before you run up and get close with your axe?
Yeah, yeah.
You can take the check.
Okay.
Go ahead.
All right.
I want to do my quick strike, so that adds a boost.
Okay.
And then I want to aim, too.
What is quick strike?
At the one that Ghost...
It's...
Add boost die to a creature that hasn't acted yet.
Okay.
Or a combatant that hasn't acted yet.
Okay.
And then aim.
But I want to aim and shoot at the one that Ghost is going to go after.
Which would be the one in the back?
Yeah.
So not the front one?
Not the front one.
The one on the left, yeah.
Okay.
Wait, real quick before you do all this.
Sure.
They're at medium range.
I'm not even sure I can get into melee range.
You'll prove it to strain.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Never mind.
Keep going.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Okay.
Shoot at him?
Yeah.
And again at medium range, so two difficulty.
Uh, 16 damage.
And...
Yeah.
Let's see.
Advantage is two, so you do not get a crit.
Nope.
Alright.
Uh, you hit him.
He goes, like...
He takes a step back from being hit so squarely in his midsection.
Um, but then regains his...
His balance and keeps charging forward.
Okay.
Uh, next up is one of the clone troopers.
Who's...
They are...
Oh, no.
It's called...
Or a ghost.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
It could be ghost.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
I...
You guys...
You guys could flip.
I didn't realize that.
Yeah.
So, um...
Like I said, I just wanted to get that off before Ghost got too close and I might have accidentally
shot it.
Yeah.
I skipped him in my mind, not flip flopped.
Yeah.
But...
How much damage did you do the second one?
16.
Oh, okay.
That's a lot.
Yep.
Um, is it my turn?
Yes.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, it's a PC turn.
Okay.
Um, all right.
Well, I will, uh, charge the, uh, charge the one in the back.
I'm assuming this one right here.
Yeah.
The one that's to my right.
Yeah.
That's the one.
That's the first one I shot.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Well, then I will go here and charge the other one.
Okay.
That's the one that's aren't shot at.
So I will go ahead and take a strain to do two maneuvers, uh, or two actions or whatever
it's called.
Um, I think that puts me from medium to close and then from close to engaged.
Sure.
Um, and so then I should just be able to strike with the Vibroax.
Yeah.
Uh, engage is always two, uh, difficulty.
There's always two difficulty.
Okay.
That's fine.
Uh, nope.
You, you do swing the Vibroax, um, but the, the Halo is able to dodge.
Uh, you do have an advantage.
Uh, it's off balance.
Not like the actual, not the actual off balance.
It maybe it'll take a, uh, it'll take a setback when it, or just like even just whatever the,
is a setback that's the equivalent of a boost?
Yeah.
It's the opposite.
Right.
Yeah.
Like it could take a setback if it swings back at me.
Okay.
Or just makes it more difficult.
Uh, probably not that.
Whatever you decide.
I mean, it could have been some sort of penalty.
So then it would be two, so it would be two setbacks.
It would be off balance for, for both of those reasons.
Uh, for, for earlier and for this one.
Differ.
Talio.
Right.
No.
The one on the right got this, got the setback.
Oh, that one, that was the one from you.
That was the one that Mac got.
No, Mac shot, Mac shot the first one, which is the one that ghost attacked.
And you shot the second one.
Are you sure?
Originally they both, originally they, they were both to have shot the same one, which is
the one that was in front, which we were assuming was the one closer to, to me.
Mac.
So, yeah.
I thought me and, me and Mac shot the one that's on the right.
No.
And then ghost is going to go after the one on the left.
Mac shot the one that was in the front.
That was closest to me though.
The same, yeah.
He said the same one that shot Sarn, yeah.
I mean, the same one that Sharn saw, yeah.
That's what I said.
So you guys both shot the same, the same one?
Yeah.
I did.
I shot the one that he was going at, that was going after Sarn.
I, he, you know, cause he, you said he shot it, but it wasn't out.
So who shot before we went into.
I did.
Sarn.
Okay.
So then you shot twice.
He's shot twice.
So far.
Yeah.
And two different.
No, he shot two different ones each time.
Before the, before the initiative roll, I shot the one that's on the right.
And then he also shot the one that's on the left.
Yeah.
And then during combat, I shot the one that's on the left.
But I thought that Mac was shooting the one, the one that was on the right.
Okay.
I'm, I'm confused.
So I guess we will just keep going this way and one of, one of the, so which one has the,
the critical injury?
The one on the right.
Okay.
So the next up are the, the clone troopers.
Rafe or Raph, the one in the back.
He's going, they're at long range.
He will line up his, what does he have?
All right.
So he has a rifle and he will shoot at the one over by ghost.
Wait, hold on.
Which one is Rafe?
Okay.
This one.
Yeah.
It's going to be long range.
All right.
So he shoots and, and the sun set.
I don't know why it's done setting is.
Okay.
Doesn't matter.
I know.
I think it's just saying it has a stunt setting.
Oh,
although it doesn't say it for the other one.
So I don't know why it says that,
but he is not shooting to stop.
He's shooting to kill.
Tojo is next.
Who is to the side of him.
He's going to make the same shot.
Succeeded.
Wait.
Woo.
That kills this.
Taylo.
And the third one.
Oh,
Zeke.
He's going to aim with his weapon.
Oh,
Zeke does not have a.
Rifle.
Um,
so he is going to.
Forgo his turn,
I guess.
That was poor planning.
Cool.
Does he really not have a.
Rifle.
Does he just have a pistol?
He has a pistol,
which only goes to medium.
Oh,
so he's.
Oh,
shit.
And so he jumps out of the tree.
And moves.
Oh,
one closer,
taking one strain.
Oh,
shit.
That was poor planning.
You're a terrible trooper.
Well,
I know you survived.
I'm only the sergeant.
He's the sergeant.
Yeah.
He just.
Oh,
boy.
You listen to him.
Yes.
Uh,
and.
He jumps out of the tree and moves closer.
To the,
the battle.
So he's within medium range.
Uh,
let's see.
Wait,
I hit monkey,
monkey,
monkey.
He should be dead.
There we go.
All right.
So skipping that monkey.
Uh,
and this other tailio,
which is here to the right.
And he has,
he's the one with the crit,
right?
Yes.
The offs.
Off balance.
So he moves one maneuver closer to Sarn so that he can make a,
uh,
a melee.
So he rolls his fist at two difficulty and a setback.
And misses Sarn.
Uh,
but has four advantages.
So he,
he swings at Sarn.
Uh,
and then just since he's off balance,
just completely falls on Sarn.
So for Sarn's next check,
it would be a,
uh,
setback.
Uh,
as this is going on,
you guys are starting to see that the,
um,
the tailios are sort of regrouping over by their,
um,
their fort.
And,
um,
there's two more of them.
Uh,
one is a group of two though.
So let's say it's two,
two groups of two.
I don't,
I want to try the minion groups.
So these new things that just came out are minion groups.
Yes.
Uh,
they have not charged out yet.
Is,
um,
is a Zeke in close range or medium range?
So he was in large,
long,
and now he's in short.
Cause he took two taking a strain.
Oh,
okay.
Oh,
it's Jake.
Jake.
Oh shit.
Jake.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Jake.
Uh,
and he's going to set up his blaster rifle.
He's still at long range.
Shooting.
Does.
Let's see.
So that's,
it's more than one damage.
It's a rifle.
Yeah.
So it's not.
Yeah.
Okay.
Monkey does not look good,
but he is still standing.
Is he standing?
I thought he fell over.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
he shoots at,
oh shit.
He should have upgraded one of those difficulty.
But anyway,
he,
he did shoot at you and now he's,
um,
damaged.
So it was a great shot.
Uh,
but,
uh,
not quite dead,
but sort of on his last limbs or last,
whatever you call them,
last legs.
all right.
So now I think ghost should just,
uh,
hit him in the bag with the vibro axe.
Yeah.
You have a PC slot at the top.
So is it the one closest to me or do I have to move?
The,
the one immediately to your right here is,
uh,
dead.
Oh,
okay.
Great.
There,
there is a little skull.
Oh,
I see it.
It's hard to see.
I was zoomed out a lot so I could see the whole map.
So,
no,
that's fair.
All right.
That's fine.
Uh,
all right.
Well,
I'll take,
um,
so would that just be one maneuver?
Top of Sarn.
So,
okay.
Yeah.
Would it take one maneuver to get there?
They're not,
these,
these grids are nice.
They're not exactly one for one.
All right.
So how far away is,
how far away am I from Sarn?
So yes,
it would be one maneuver still.
All right.
So one maneuver,
there's no like aiming.
There's no aiming for melee.
Is there?
No.
Okay.
Well then I'll take a maneuver and I will attack with the Vibro-X.
Okay.
Oh,
it's a triumph.
Oh,
yeah.
Can I cut his head off?
Uh,
I,
yeah,
you,
yeah,
you can do it.
Everyone,
I was just thinking like if,
if you had a Vibro-X,
you would,
you'd be swinging in the other,
the other axis like up and down,
but you're going that way.
Okay.
All right.
Swinging across.
No,
I do a,
so like,
so I do a cool maneuver where,
uh,
I'm running at them and the,
um,
the monkey like raises up,
um,
to,
to pummel Sarn.
And I do like a,
I do like a pre-spin.
So like,
as I'm running,
I start spinning and then backhand horizontal slash,
um,
ending next to the,
like sliding a little bit in the dirt,
ending next to the monkey,
um,
and its head just,
a little,
a little blood.
It just rolls off.
It just like flips off.
Yeah.
From the force of the blow.
And the,
is Sarn now covered in blood?
Yeah,
pretty much.
Sorry.
Right.
Yeah.
Arterial blood just,
use.
Yes.
Okay.
Uh,
so I guess that one is now dead.
Uh,
great.
Good job.
Maybe he,
maybe,
maybe he's,
he's actually got blood at his eyes.
So you'd have to like,
use a maneuver to wipe his eyes or something.
Yeah.
Those,
those would be the threats.
Oh shit.
He gets,
he gets a threat and I have to suffer.
You guys are on the same team.
Honestly,
it doesn't matter.
It could happen to me.
it would be less effective to me because I'm really only melee anyway,
but that's fine.
I don't care.
Okay.
So now,
now up in front,
the other Talos,
uh,
come out from the hole and they're pretty pissed,
I guess.
And,
all right,
they're going to roll to joint.
Oh,
the combat.
Oh God.
All right.
Wow.
These monkeys are terrible.
They must not be cool at all.
All right.
Uh,
that brings another,
uh,
PC slot.
You kill one of the Talos in the,
uh,
vigilance pool.
Oh,
I could.
Yeah.
I have,
let's see this one.
Oh,
it's already marked as dead.
Yeah.
One of them left a second.
Yeah.
For.
Okay.
Now,
now it's over.
Okay.
Uh,
all right.
All right.
Uh,
I'll take aim from a tree from the tree and she's,
you're pretty,
you're pretty far though,
man.
Yeah.
You are at,
you're at long range.
So if you want to use,
if you want to use your blaster,
you're going to have to use a maneuver to get closer.
All right.
Well,
yeah,
I'm going to use a maneuver and I'm going to get all the,
I'm going to jump off the tree and get closer.
Okay.
So,
so now,
now that the two monkeys are,
uh,
the two monkeys that were closest are dead.
You have emerged from the tree slash bush and you are moving closer.
you're going to take aim at,
I assume like this one here,
this one on the left.
That's what I was thinking.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Uh,
so roll for your blaster would be two,
two,
two difficulty.
Two.
Okay.
Anything else?
I think you're a swell guy.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
And I do one of these.
What is that?
All right.
How do you make the blaster noise?
How do you make that make?
Oh,
does yours,
yours doesn't make the blaster noise.
I,
what?
My one does your blaster.
No,
that's because I don't think just,
do you use weapons or you go to like,
your combat rolling the range light.
Yeah.
Okay.
I guess I could have done.
If you go to weapons,
go down to like your range or your,
uh,
blaster pistol.
I didn't even know.
I didn't know this was here.
I mean,
I know this.
Okay.
Um,
so reminding you,
there are two on the left and two on the right.
Um,
so they're,
they're,
they're groups of two,
uh,
you do shoot and let's see.
So since I have two successes,
can I have shot through one and Nick,
the other one?
No,
no.
So they do.
So the two,
the,
so like I,
uh,
like I'm trying to say that the group,
there's a group on the left and a group on the right.
Um,
you do.
So,
so they kind of add up.
I'm just trying to think of how to explain this.
Yeah.
You can shoot through one in that group and hit the other one in the group.
And what advantage?
He doesn't have any advantage.
Oh,
so yeah,
you can't do anything.
so why'd you even ask?
Cause I had two successes.
That,
that,
no,
no.
I was trying to get extra for that.
Cause I have two successes.
I just,
that gives you,
that gives you extra damage already.
Yeah.
It gives you one extra damage.
Well,
well,
I just thought I could get a little bit more.
I'm sorry.
I almost gave it to you.
I wasn't even paying attention.
Shame on you.
Shooting through one character.
and he gave all another.
All right.
Classic.
Yeah.
Well,
I guess then fine.
Sorry.
I got to,
uh,
I stand up.
You are covered in a bit of blood.
Yeah.
Just in like my facial region,
but not your eye region.
Apparently.
All right.
Well,
I guess I got to wipe the blood off.
Okay.
Out of my eyes.
So I'll take a strain to do that.
All right.
Why take a strain?
You don't need to move.
You could just wipe the blood out of your eyes.
I just,
I just maneuver.
Oh,
you have to stand up with a maneuver.
Yeah.
So that I,
I assume that's my two maneuvers.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then I,
I shoot at,
uh,
the monkey,
the tailios on the left.
Okay.
Using my quick strike.
Cause they haven't acted yet.
That's correct.
And they're medium.
Yes.
Uh,
13 damage.
All right.
With,
oh,
just one advantage.
Uh,
what would you like your advantage to be?
That now they are running after us instead of both,
or all four of them running towards the clones.
Cause the clones are closer.
Your,
your advantage is that they're attacking someone else.
No.
That instead of their,
instead of the group or two of them running towards the clones,
they're running towards us.
Oh,
okay.
Sure.
All right.
So I put them where I want them.
They were not,
they were not moving yet.
Although I don't know what they were going to do,
but they will start running toward you on their next.
All right.
Yeah.
I just assume that since they seem,
they seem like they're closer to the clones and Zeke is out there on his
own.
Okay.
That he,
it'd be better.
Right.
He had to move closer because he,
it turns out he doesn't have a rifle.
He doesn't have a rifle.
Oh,
that's so stupid.
Okay.
All right.
So.
Shotgun.
Yeah.
Uh,
Rafe will take a shot at the,
the closest one moving towards you.
And he's at long range.
He succeeded doing damage to a rifle is,
did you say six?
Nine.
No.
So 10.
Wow.
Yeah.
So it's 10.
Wow.
All right.
I mean,
you can see it up above.
It's this blaster rifle,
nine plus four.
Okay.
So.
Where's it say up above?
I got like,
on yours.
Further back.
Yeah.
Further back in the history.
Yeah.
For someone,
for some reason,
their,
their rifles all fucked up.
Okay.
Uh,
the tailio.
So one of them dies.
He does kill one as they start,
um,
as they,
they are running.
Uh,
but the other one is still very much alive and very much pissed.
Yes.
Yeah.
I still pissed.
Uh,
which brings up Tojo.
Hmm.
Uh,
his check succeeds as well.
Oh,
Joe,
we go.
let's go.
Tojo.
We go.
No,
no relation.
Uh,
uh,
does some damage.
And let's see who's next then.
Oh,
Zeke.
Which one did,
uh,
To,
Jack shoot?
Uh,
they were still,
uh,
Tojo.
Uh,
he was still shooting at the one in the front.
They,
they were all shooting at the same one,
uh,
which is just the one in the lead.
Gotcha.
The group in the lead,
but which is now just one.
All right.
Oh,
well,
I guess they're not,
they haven't moved yet.
Uh,
Zeke is then gonna fire his blaster pistol.
Uh,
but he's at,
uh,
I guess medium.
Uh,
and misses.
Oh,
shit.
He says when he misses,
you did just as much damage with your blaster rifle.
Which is to say zero.
Yes.
though.
Though he does get an advantage.
Uh,
what should his advantage be?
Um,
his advantage is they now notice.
One in the front now notice him.
And starts chasing after him.
exactly what I did now to have.
Uh,
is the,
yeah,
I guess it kind of undid what you did.
Uh,
that's fine,
but not both of them.
Just the one that he shot at.
Yeah.
Like half.
All right.
Uh,
so.
Let's see.
What is it?
What are these?
Oh,
okay.
On the tail is turn.
They start bolting towards you.
Taking strain.
That's over two of them,
right?
Yes.
It still has two.
Okay.
Uh,
they take a strain.
And then who's in front.
I have Mac in front.
Uh,
so.
Mac gets.
Definitely not Mac.
That's for me.
Mac's not in front.
Mac's not in front at all.
Why am I not in front?
He's behind a bush.
Why can't I control my character?
Okay,
fine.
Then he turns in,
uh,
and is going to,
um,
no,
he,
he fights Mac.
Oh,
I,
uh,
can I pistol whip him?
Is it my turn anyway?
I don't even know what turn it is.
The monkey hasn't even taken his turn yet.
Well,
he's got to get a pistol up and let me tell you.
I'm going to pistol up a monkey.
Hello man.
Got to get a pistol whip.
Uh,
he does fists plus four.
So it's fist plus four.
What's Sarn?
Do you have fists?
Me too.
I do too.
It's called Desmond and Llewellyn.
Uh,
two damage.
Okay.
So they do six damage to you,
Mac.
So with your soak,
I think you have five soak.
Yeah.
So that does one damage to you.
The one damage.
Mac.
Yeah.
It's from his padded armor.
Probably from that stupid fucking vest.
My soak's only four.
Crazy.
Is it?
That's because you need to get a vest.
Your soak is six.
Oh,
mine are six.
Oh,
I have four.
Oh,
just the best.
Just my padded armor.
Okay.
All right.
But look how poofy my vest armor is.
It's like,
I'm wearing one of those things that go to like,
it is.
And what happens if you get shot in the arm?
It doesn't,
it's,
you know,
it's,
that's not likely going to happen.
Just get a robotic one.
Uh,
and the,
Oh man,
that'd be so cool.
I hope he takes my arm.
The monkey,
you know,
Uh,
the monkey,
uh,
attacks,
um,
Zeke.
And,
uh,
does
seven damage.
Oh,
oh,
he's hurt.
What was that?
Oh,
all those fists.
Shit.
They hurt.
Crikey.
Uh,
and that brings up,
Oh,
Jake,
um,
who is going to shoot at the one that just attacked Zeke.
Um,
it's going to be an upgraded difficulty because the two people are in,
um,
like engaged.
So one difficulty is going to,
is going to become red.
You could also just say,
if you fail,
you hit the other,
your ally.
Uh,
the challenge.
So I guess the,
uh,
changing to a red gives an opportunity for a despair,
which is the opposite.
If you get a despair,
that's what would be,
what would happen.
So it does give a chance for that to happen.
Uh,
but he succeeds and blasts the tail.
Oh,
the,
the remaining tail.
Oh,
and,
um,
yeah,
he's,
it would be 10.
Oh,
no,
not quite dead.
Still not dead.
Still not dead yet.
I'm not dead yet.
Okay.
Dead yet.
Is it my turn yet?
Yeah.
Wait,
no,
it's top of the top.
Uh,
it could be you.
All right.
You're going to take it.
You want to push him back?
Yeah.
I'm going to,
I'm going to melee in with my,
is that a,
is that a melee attack with a pistol weapon?
Yes,
but it would not be from,
um,
you would not be rolling your pistol.
You'd be rolling your,
uh,
Fistol.
Your,
yes,
your fistel.
I guess that would be melee.
Yeah,
that's what I'm thinking.
It has to be melee.
Yeah.
And it could be,
it'll be two difficulty because it's,
uh,
engage is always two.
All right.
Pistol whip engage.
I failed.
Fuck this game.
So,
so what happened?
Oh,
you miss.
I have no idea.
So I missed.
Cause I'm,
I'm like,
I'm worried about him scratching my face.
So I'm kind of like hover.
Like,
yep.
I can see me doing that.
That's a mad thing to do.
Uh,
doing no damage.
Uh,
ghost.
Yes.
It is now your turn.
If you like to,
you better go.
ghost.
All right.
Um,
Ooh,
am I already in close combat?
Yeah,
it moved closer in the last turn.
So do I have to move to get into close combat or am I already in close combat?
No,
it had moved towards you.
Oh,
okay,
cool.
Um,
um,
combat is not considered an action,
right?
Combat is not considered an action,
right?
You get a,
you get a,
you get an action,
maneuver.
A maneuver.
How does this game work again?
You get an action,
maneuver.
And then what do you take a strain for?
Another maneuver.
So that means we got three this whole time.
I feel like we've only been doing,
we've only been having one and then taking a strain for a second one.
A second maneuver.
Oh,
cause the action is combat.
Right.
I see.
Okay.
Damn.
Um,
there's no way to take two,
to take two actions in a turn.
you cannot take two actions.
It's fine.
Um,
you can take a maneuver in place of an action.
Right.
You cannot take an action in place of a maneuver.
So you can do three,
you can do three maneuvers if you don't fight.
I see.
Okay.
It's still only take one strain.
Right.
Um,
okay.
So vibro acts,
I guess.
We,
yay.
I have no idea how much damage this thing does.
Cause it says zero plus two.
Uh,
well,
let's see how much damage is in here.
See if it even matters.
Oh no,
you,
we have to lift this up.
Oh boy.
fibro acts,
one 67.
Why does it not say what the fucking damage is on this?
sits three damage.
And how many advantages do you have?
Any?
One.
Just one.
Okay.
So it'd be five damage altogether.
Um,
you do whack it,
but it's,
um,
this is the worst weapon in the game.
This thing only does,
this does worse than a blaster pistol.
Yes.
It's an ax.
You have to,
you have to get close to use it.
Typically.
I'm just complaining.
Typically in game design,
if you have to run up to someone in order to use your thing,
it does more damage than a gun in which you don't have to run up into someone to use it.
Well,
it's probably just not that sharp.
I mean,
the vibro makes it cut through things really easy.
That's fine.
Maybe it's on an ax,
just a vibrator.
Uh,
yeah,
apparently I just,
it's just bad game design.
It's fine.
You don't have to change the game.
It says damage plus three.
I don't,
I guess I need,
I need to look what the melee weapon is.
And if that's maybe it's three plus your melee.
Oh,
that would make sense.
I'm going to have to look this up.
or melee.
When using melee weapon,
users add their brawn characteristics to the damage dealt.
Brawn characteristics to the damage dealt.
Okay.
What's my,
how do I look that up?
My brawn.
I double click on your character.
Your character sheet will come up.
Okay.
Brawn four.
Brawn should be fairly high.
Four.
Okay.
Plus.
So I do seven damage.
Well,
plus this,
I would think plus the number of successes.
So,
so nine damage.
Yeah.
That feels a little better.
It's better than three.
That,
I agree.
That didn't quite make any sense.
All right.
so then you do actually do some damage on the monkey.
These guys have a lot of soap for being monkeys.
After all the research you,
so you do actually do some damage on that monkey.
Uh,
they're big,
big,
big monkeys.
Bigger.
Uh,
probably,
maybe,
maybe almost as big as,
as ghosts,
but not,
not as big.
And,
all right.
So ghosts just went,
bringing up Sarn.
All right.
I take aim and shoot at the monkeys.
The one that's close.
Don't let,
uh,
ghost just attack.
Okay.
Uh,
it's,
they're close,
right?
Yes.
Yeah.
So you can,
it would be one difficulty.
12 damage.
Why did you even add the sound effects?
I can do my own.
I didn't,
I didn't even think of that.
Like you,
like you and McGregor.
I think,
yeah,
you're,
you're right,
Ryan.
I got to look into this because how does the blaster rifle do more damage
when you're like really close like that?
Uh,
so,
okay.
I mean,
it's just like,
who knows how good the game designers are here.
It's just generally,
that's the reward for playing a melee build.
It's like,
yes,
you have to run up.
It takes time.
You can't stand in the back shooting.
So therefore you get bonuses.
Like you do super heavy damage once you get up there.
Uh,
well,
you also open your,
yeah,
you would think that a big,
a big guy swinging a big ax is going to do big
damage,
but yeah.
And fibro,
fibro weapons can,
uh,
combat lightsabers even.
So,
yeah,
at least they could in,
um,
that's a little Republic.
All right.
Moving on.
Rafe.
We don't face any of those.
All right.
They,
they,
they hop down from the trees and start moving closer,
um,
to help out.
Oh,
wait,
no,
there's still one monkey on,
uh,
Zeke.
On Zeke.
So he shoots at the,
the monkey on Zeke.
Still on the tree.
Uh,
Jake does shoots.
Wait,
Jake's all the way at the bottom.
No,
Jake's up.
No,
he's in the tree with the rest of them,
but no,
his,
yes,
you're right.
He's at the bottom of the initiative order,
but he's close.
Well,
I guess it doesn't really matter because they're all at the same.
They're all at the same distance,
even though they're not the same grids away.
Um,
so yeah,
Raffle shoot his blaster rifle.
I thought we said they weren't in the tree.
Oh no,
they're under the tree.
Yeah,
you're right.
Cause they would have gotten boosts if they were in the tree.
Triumph.
Uh,
he kills the monkey in spectacular fashion.
Uh,
it's,
it becomes decapitated.
Uh,
so you guys have decapitated two monkeys now.
Wait a minute.
That's a,
and a David Spade.
Well,
I feel like that took a,
I feel like that took a triumph.
Oh wait,
no,
he missed.
No,
so he did,
he didn't kill the monkey.
Also,
he can't,
he can't get a decapitation with no triumph.
Oh,
he did have a triumph,
but he failed,
but he failed.
So no,
he did not take that,
but he did.
Um,
let's see.
Blow both of its arms off.
Well,
I feel like that would be doing damage and he doesn't do damage,
but he does not the,
the tailio.
I'm trying to think of a way that he can knock the,
the tailio off of Zeke without hitting him.
Oh no,
here's what happens.
He grazes the top of his head.
Uh,
which starts a fire.
Um,
in the fur on the top of his head.
So he has to jump off of Zeke to put it out.
Now we have flaming monkeys.
Oh yeah,
it's quite scary.
Oh my God.
Uh,
which brings up Tojo,
who's also not in the tree,
but close to the tree.
Tojo,
we go.
Yes.
Uh,
let's go.
Tojo.
Shooting at the flaming monkey.
That's what we call Japanese people during world war two.
Flaming monkeys.
No,
no.
Tojo's.
Oh,
flaming monkeys.
No,
I'm pretty sure that's the studio that makes Godzilla films.
Tojo.
I think they just call it.
Flaming monkeys.
I'm pretty sure Tojo was in there somewhere.
All right.
Uh,
bringing up Zeke,
who is at close range to this monkey.
Tojo missed two.
With his.
Yes.
I wonder you guys lost the damn war.
All right.
And,
uh,
he,
let's see.
So two.
Oh yeah,
he's dead.
Not 228.
Bloons.
Just 28.
Okay.
And now he's dead.
Uh,
so.
Let's see.
How do I highlight this one?
Yep.
Okay.
Dead.
Uh,
oh,
we still have one alive,
which is going to.
I think we have two alive,
Tony.
Yep.
There's two of them in this group.
Yeah.
I don't think we killed one yet,
but those guys.
No,
uh,
it's going to attack at,
uh,
ghost.
who hit him with a ax,
which is,
which just kind of hurt him,
but didn't sever any limbs or anything like you'd think an ax would do.
Yeah.
You'd be surprised.
I am constantly.
Yeah.
Uh,
and he misses.
So that's a lot of advantages though.
Yeah.
Uh,
Jake is too far
to,
uh,
make a
attack.
Wait,
he said a lot of advantages.
Oh,
six advantages.
Uh,
let's say he jumps
on top of you.
You're still standing,
so he doesn't knock you over,
but he's covering your face.
Okay.
Now he doesn't like jump on your,
like directly on your face because he's bigger than that.
But like you're,
you're the top half of you.
Is he,
is my ax hand still free or is that somehow tangled up in the mess?
Um,
it,
he's so close that you,
you would not be able to use your ax on him if your turn was next.
So someone will have to knock him off so you can use your ax because you would be like,
I guess you could if you wanted to,
but we're going to have to upgrade the,
it'd have to be a challenge for you to use the ax towards yourself.
Um,
like if you missed and hit yourself in the,
I wouldn't use the ax.
I would just,
I would just use the pistol.
I would just shoot his,
shoot him in the belly with the pistol.
Oh,
I forgot you had a pistol.
Point blank.
Whose turn is it?
Uh,
Jake.
So he's not in the tree as we've established.
I think they should start running into the,
uh,
the fort.
You should radio that to them.
Hey,
clones.
I,
I think all of,
all four of you should start running into the fort now.
Okay.
And then you see,
you see Zeke make a motion like this.
We've been waiting for this all lives.
And they start,
they just start charging like mad people into,
into that hole that is still smoldering from the grenade.
and bush.
And the bush is smoldering.
Although I think the bush was a bush.
There's bits of bushes.
Bits of bush everywhere.
That brings it up to the top of the initiative order.
Uh,
Mac,
you are the first.
Oh,
is there monkey stone ghost face?
Yes.
Um,
is it,
was it,
is that,
that's the one that was attacking me too,
right?
Yeah.
There's two of them.
There's two.
So there's one still,
one still attacking me and one's attacking him.
Uh,
the,
that one is not attacking you.
Uh,
they're,
they're acting as a group,
but one is directly on the upper body,
including face of,
um,
ghost.
So the other is not attacking you right now.
All right.
So I'm going to melee the one that's on his face.
Okay.
So you're going to,
you're going to punch.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um,
you will upgrade one of the purples to a red.
One of the purples to a red.
Yeah.
And then bring down a purple.
So one purple.
Yeah.
One purple and one red.
Oh,
successful.
All right.
Successful and no threats.
So you punch doing what are,
what are,
what are your fist?
You said two,
two,
my fist are two max or probably like half.
All right.
Uh,
jokes.
My fist.
Yeah.
Uh,
so you,
you knock the monkey off a ghost's face.
Oh,
he's stunned.
I can tell.
Oh,
he's so stunned.
He's stunned.
He's done by your great fist work.
Yeah.
Look at it.
There you go.
I always wanted to punch a monkey off a wookie.
So it is your turn.
Okay.
List.
Mine.
Yes.
So is the monkeys off of me now?
Yes.
Mac punched it off.
Right.
With his,
with his,
with his fist.
Right.
My fist.
Thank you.
Thank you,
Mac.
Um,
much obliged.
What's the monkey doing?
Is it stumbling back?
Is it gathering to jump at me again?
No,
it fell,
it fell off your face.
It's on his back.
Like a,
like a turned over beetle.
Okay.
Um,
so I will give you,
I'll let you have a boost for if I'm assuming you,
you may very well exit.
Yeah.
I'm going for an overhead two handed strike.
Okay.
Full.
I'm going to slidey hand.
I'll give you a boost.
I'll give you a boost for him being on his back and a boost for just,
I don't know you being Wookiee rage.
Yay.
And so four advantages.
That will be a critical injury.
See,
is there critical for,
and eight damage.
Yeah.
And eight damage.
Uh,
so you split that,
that one monkey that was laying at like a beetle.
Um,
you split him in half.
I roar.
Okay.
Hey ghost,
how long does it take to get monkey blood off your fur?
I do not know.
I have never killed Talios before.
But,
or the blood of other creatures,
just generally one bath.
really?
Huh.
It's blood.
Not.
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Die.
He is white.
What's shit?
What's shampoo?
Beach.
What's shampoo?
Uh,
soap.
What's soap?
That answers a lot of questions,
actually.
That,
that explains the smell.
Right.
What smell.
You,
your smell.
Great.
Sorry.
It's your turn.
Okay.
I am going to,
I'm going to run to,
so I'm going to take two maneuvers to go closer to the,
the,
uh,
the fort.
Okay.
and then I'm going to shoot the one Talios still there.
Okay.
Uh,
you're still close.
Wait,
uh,
where's the last Talio?
It,
cause that's a minion group.
So you killed.
Oh,
I see.
So I'd be medium range now.
Okay.
Oh,
triumph.
Triumph.
All right.
11 damage.
Can I just say shot him in the heart?
Uh,
you,
you can,
uh,
which would induce a critical injury.
You fucking shot the heart.
Yeah.
Broke his heart.
How about you broke his heart?
with his blaster bolt.
Turns out that much.
Oh,
for you.
Uh,
and his,
Oh,
well,
if it's a critical,
his scanners are scattered.
If I'm doing a critical,
you've got to add 20.
Oh shit.
So 86.
Yeah.
Shit.
Compromise.
Increased difficulty of all skill checks by one until the end of the encounter.
All right.
So he is now,
compromised.
Okay.
Uh,
the,
all the clone troopers are acting as one.
They just,
they go,
they just keep charging into the,
uh,
the,
uh,
tailio nest.
Uh,
they find it empty.
and as they charge further,
they are straining themselves and they find the alpha monkey and they surround it.
Uh,
uh,
that takes up the clone troopers turn.
Uh,
this tailio who has just been compromised,
lunges out one last time at ghost.
Uh,
the,
the familiar beast foe.
doing eight damage to ghost.
Uh,
doing eight damage to ghost.
Any soak.
So that would be three minus your soak,
which is five.
It's going to be three wounds.
Okay.
Um,
Oh,
you already assigned them to me.
Yes.
Okay.
Bringing it to Mac at the top of the order.
Are we going to,
or is this,
this monkey in front of us?
He's,
is he dead yet?
No,
he just attacked ghost.
Oh,
okay.
He just punched ghost.
Mac.
I think we should,
I think we should let the monkey have fun with this monkey.
Yeah.
You guys should go after the alpha.
Help the clones.
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
then do I have to make a bunch of maneuvers to get over there?
No,
you're right.
You're right on top.
What?
Of this monkey?
I thought of the alpha.
You're not literally on top of him,
but you're,
you're close to him.
No,
we want to get to the alpha.
Oh,
I'm sorry.
You guys are moving.
Yeah.
He wants the one.
He wants to,
you guys are at a long range.
So if you take two maneuvers,
you would be,
you'll be a short.
Yeah.
Short range.
All right.
Well,
then I'm going to do that and shoot.
Uh,
is that good?
Yeah.
You,
you can shoot.
Um,
you,
if you shot,
that would be,
since you took two maneuvers,
then shooting,
it would be taking a strain for your extra,
for the extra maneuver.
all right.
All right.
So then shoot.
Sure.
Shoot her.
There you go.
You finally got the sound effect.
Huzzah.
Uh,
doing some damage.
Pew,
pew,
pew.
Uh,
seven damage.
Yes.
Uh,
you shoot,
you shoot the tail.
Oh,
uh,
and it roars,
uh,
indicating that it's soak is over seven.
five.
So,
so first time,
I think we just pissed this guy off.
I guess I ran out of,
uh,
creativity and just told you what happened.
Oh man.
If his soak is over seven,
then I really won't even be able to hurt him at all.
Even though I have an ax.
Can you throw the ax?
Will it get more?
If,
well,
if you throw the ax,
does it become like a range heavy?
Like a range heavy?
Go ghost.
It is,
uh,
it is your turn.
If you'd like to take it.
If the party.
Yeah.
Uh,
I'll use one maneuver.
Um,
just to,
I mean,
stay within close range,
but can I just like circle around him a little bit?
Well,
like in a menacing way?
No,
like just to get closer to the alpha for one.
I just patch this guy.
Sure.
Um,
okay.
And then I will go ahead and just,
you know,
do my vibro ax thing.
All right.
And I'll fail.
Yay.
Oh,
and,
but you do have an advantage.
Um,
Hmm.
I bring my,
I'm able to turn the momentum of my swing.
and bring it back around,
bring the ax back around into a defensive stance.
Okay.
So that would,
that would give you a,
I don't know,
maybe cover or something.
Or a disadvantage to them.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Uh,
Sarn.
Um,
I want to shoot at the alpha.
Okay.
And I can't take any,
this would be my third one since we moved.
So you're already taking a strain just to shoot.
Yeah.
Yes.
You,
it would be the same as Mac.
Yeah.
So,
right.
You,
did you add yourself a strain?
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh,
you shoot and miss.
I got a triumph though.
Okay.
How would you like to spend your time?
So many triumphs.
I missed so bad,
but I hit one of like the bigger tree limbs.
That's over.
No,
that's over him.
Uh huh.
And I can tell that it's kind of loose.
So I think like one more shot to it,
it might fall down.
Okay.
All right.
So yeah,
you loosen a tree and it didn't quite fall down,
but it is quite loose.
Loose as a goose.
All right.
So Sarn.
All right.
Rafe.
Uh,
Zeke is going to move up in the order and he's going to throw a
grenade because he had a grenade this whole time.
He said he didn't have any grenades.
Yeah.
Well,
it turns out he does.
He was so shocked that I had a grenade.
Yeah.
Well,
Oh no.
Don't use your fishing grenade.
You guys need to eat later.
Well,
it turns out we got an extra fishing grenade.
I'm just going to throw this.
Look out everyone.
Uh,
how does a frag grenade have zero?
Sure.
It doesn't.
Uh,
eight.
Uh,
doing a critical.
And
all right.
and everyone is blown back one,
one range band.
So now instead of adding gauge,
they're at close.
By the explosion.
Um,
the remaining two veteran clone troopers shoot at the alpha with their rifles.
they're at close range.
Uh,
they're at close range.
Uh,
wow.
Uh,
Tojo missed.
Misses.
And who's next?
This alpha has so much soak and we can't even hit him.
No.
He did take critical damage.
Did the critical hit,
didn't he?
From the grenade?
From the grenade.
Yes.
Oh,
well,
where's the critical?
I guess I did not roll for the critical.
I should do that.
Right.
Roll.
Rafe did,
uh,
11 damage.
Uh,
he is slightly dazed.
Okay.
And Rafe did 11 damage.
Does it seem like that hurt him?
Yes.
All right.
Somewhere between seven,
well,
eight,
11,
eight.
Yeah.
Well,
he did 11.
So actually it'd be eight and 10 between eight and 10.
Oh yeah.
Well,
it could be seven.
Yeah,
I guess.
Right.
Although Tiger did say more than seven.
So he did.
God,
God gave us a little insight to that.
All right.
And yes,
he was quite lazy.
And,
uh,
the tail,
uh,
uses his fist against the,
the other one,
the remaining one against,
uh,
ghost.
Ghost.
Uh,
does a lot of damage.
Wow.
No,
that's right.
Yeah.
So it's just three.
Cause fists are two.
Well,
my fists are two.
I don't know about the tailors.
Who knows?
Uh,
so it's not even enough to,
to pass your soak then.
Are we reaching the same?
He had six advantages.
Yeah,
but advantages doesn't,
that has nothing to do with,
it's the number of successes that,
that determines the damage,
the damage.
Oh,
right.
My bad.
Okay.
Back to the top.
Mac.
Oh,
wait,
did he roll?
He didn't roll a setback or anything.
Tiger.
Yeah,
and he's compromised.
Okay.
Well,
he didn't do any damage anyway,
so can you,
you want like,
it's fine,
fine,
fine.
That's fine.
Jake,
the remaining clone trooper at the bottom,
shoots at the alpha.
Oh,
I'm shooting the monkey.
And misses.
Oh,
I'm a bitch,
you guys suck.
Yeah.
The reason they weren't able to fight the monkeys without us.
Yeah,
right?
You know,
I missed last time too.
The monkey.
We've surrounded this guy,
he's not dying.
We've still killed like,
five monkeys or something,
something ridiculous.
Right.
He lunges at Zeke.
Or Zeke.
Bye,
Zeke.
And does.
Actually,
he only does three damage.
Oh,
he does three damage.
These monkeys need to be rebalanced.
Melee just seems to need to be rebalanced in general.
Or maybe I just need to learn how to do this.
Actually,
what did you add there?
Didn't we talk about this?
shouldn't you add brawn?
So if it's,
if the fists are two,
that's plus two.
So meaning you also have to add brawn to it.
Just like with my axe.
Oh,
that would make sense.
sense.
It's kind of shitty that fists are plus two and my axe is plus three.
It just means,
I guess,
vibro weapons are not actually very good.
Oh,
yeah,
that makes,
that makes more sense.
Because then,
yeah,
that's way more damage.
Uh,
so Zeke gets punched really,
he gets punched really good.
Oh,
all right.
All right.
That was Zeke getting punched.
Mac.
Right.
I'm blasting a monkey.
Aim,
aim first.
You got it,
dude.
I'm aiming first.
All right.
So that's a boost.
and you are at what,
what range are you?
You're at,
no,
you're at medium.
Yeah.
He didn't get blasted back by the grenade.
No,
I've been heading out either.
I've been hiding by their,
their,
their houses.
By that burning bush.
Their burning bush.
All right.
With the boost.
Yay.
Seven.
Damn.
Only seven.
Doesn't do anything.
Oh,
he got a crit.
He got a crit though.
So.
Right.
Three crit.
All right.
So he's got two crits on him now.
Wait,
what?
Why?
Oh,
he has,
he had the existing one.
What is the,
what did the slightly dazed even do?
I'm sure we forgot.
I'm sure you didn't read it.
Slightly dazed.
The target is just.
He got slightly dazed twice.
Oh yeah,
but it's plus 10 for the second crit.
So what was it?
65.
75.
So 75,
which is.
Hamstrung.
Loses his free maneuver until the end of the encounter.
Oh.
So.
Okay.
All right.
That's like a lot less mobility.
Yeah.
Ghost.
All you got to do is keep backing up.
Shoot.
All right.
I'm going to circle around again.
And,
uh,
swing the shitty axe.
All right.
So that's,
let's see,
three plus four plus two.
So nine.
Uh,
you,
you split,
now you split this tail and a half.
Yay.
Do you think the clone troopers would eat them?
Yes.
They might.
You might want to ask.
I mean,
they lost their last fishing grenade.
Yes.
We will eat him.
Do not eat him.
Well,
there's a lot of,
because there's a lot of carcasses.
I'm sure they'll have plenty to eat.
Yes.
We are out of fishing grenades.
Zeke,
why don't you worry?
Zeke,
you should worry about surviving this encounter.
Good advice.
All right.
My turn.
Yeah.
Sarn's turn.
All right.
I'm going to flip a light side point.
Awesome.
to say that with that tree that's hanging above.
Okay.
I see that there's just one vine that's holding it up.
All right.
So I want to shoot at that vine to make it fall on top of this alpha.
Okay.
That is gonna,
I like that.
What I'm thinking is I'm trying to decide whether it's going to be average or difficult.
If the alpha was at medium range and this is up,
trigonometry would say that it should probably be long range.
Sorry.
And I,
and I want it because of the fine is not that,
not that big.
So I'm not as worried about the distance per se,
just how hard it's going to be to hit that vine.
He's a good shot.
So two difficulty and a setback.
How about,
or upgrade one of the purples to a red.
So it's not quite the same as adding another difficulty.
Although I don't know mathematically how that works out.
All right.
Well then I'm going to aim obviously.
So I get a boost.
Sure.
No whammies.
Whammy.
But you get,
you get four,
four advantages.
So I will say that.
The clone troopers see what I was doing.
Okay.
So the clone troopers totally see what you,
what you're going for.
And they decide that that's a great idea.
And they're all going to try it.
Uh,
starting.
I think you make that sound bad.
No,
no,
it's not bad.
It's a great,
it sounds like a great idea.
It's a great idea.
So they're all going to start shooting at this vine,
uh,
which will be one purple and one red.
a check failed for the,
and a triumph and a triumph.
There's so many triumphs in it.
Okay.
So,
uh,
I don't,
they see him miss,
but they see exactly how he missed and are able to,
uh,
adjust from that shot,
giving them a boost.
The next,
the next clone trooper who is Tojo.
who again,
misses.
Uh,
and so bringing up Zeke,
uh,
Zeke,
the advantage again,
uh,
he's able,
he's able to further adjust his shot.
Hey,
Zeke,
hit the damn vine.
Oh,
good idea.
Uh,
great advice.
Two boosts.
He got it.
He hits the vine.
The log comes crashing down and completely flattens the alpha.
Taylor.
Uh,
and he is very dead.
Sorry.
Checks his pockets.
I'm rooting through their houses next.
That's what I'm doing.
Let me tell you what.
I'd use monkeys.
Got something good in there.
I probably got tons of fishing grenades.
Uh,
great job.
Uh,
you killed,
you killed the alpha.
We didn't lose a clone.
All right.
I thought for sure we were going to lose a clone.
Yeah.
No,
I was really hoping you'd lose a clone.
We did it.
We killed all of the monkeys.
This is going to be,
this is going to be so deep into our lore.
We're going to be talking about this for ages.
I hope so.
Because it felt like it went on for ages.
Yeah.
Can we get some experience for that battle?
Oh yeah,
for sure.
I forgot to mention.
Yes.
You will be rewarded handsomely in the experience department,
uh,
next week.
So,
uh,
probably,
yeah,
let's just go 15 across the board and maybe take a look and see what you want.
I know some of you have experience you have not spent,
so it's going to be quite.
Does that,
is that listed here?
I'm just curious.
I think I know what I have.
XP?
Yeah,
I don't know that it's in foundry.
Okay.
But do you have it written down?
Do I have it written down?
Yes,
I do.
I don't have it.
I think,
I think I have,
okay,
I just,
I'll figure it out next week.
I don't like.
I'll try to get it to you in the next couple of days.
So maybe you guys can take a look.
I'm pretty sure I have 25 XP with tonight,
but that's why I was just double checking.
Cause I didn't know if it,
I,
it says everything else on this thing.
I didn't know if it had that,
you know,
uh,
it has the ability to,
but I have not been keeping up in foundry.
Okay.
Who are you,
Mac?
I have you at 10 XP.
So yes,
you would be a 25.