*music*
Diplomat on board!
Diplomat Mac Saint Skyblade
has got the crew and a few
friendly clone troopers
aboard the Chandrila Dispatch.
Wait, his name is Saint?
When is his nickname Saint?
He was saying it all session last week.
Was he?
Yeah.
I wasn't paying attention either, so...
Thanks to some intel from the troopers,
the crew knows the dispatch is likely
to be a target for the pirates of the Radarian chain.
Tacticians Ghost and Sergeant Turbo
are ever closer to executing their plan
to ambush the pirates when they try to take the ship.
Assuming the ambush is successful,
they can find the origination
of these pirates and get even
closer to butt radar.
But you know what they say about when you
assume...
Couldn't you have just said they can find
the origin of these pirates?
Origination.
Is that even a word?
It is now.
Okay.
Man, man tiger, you got a lot of defenders
on this skull.
I mean...
I guess I could have said that.
I didn't though, so here we are.
I didn't know it was a word either.
Here we are.
I'm not sure it is.
He said it and I had to look.
I was like, oh.
That's how he spelled it.
I mean, they make up words
in Star Wars all the time.
If originated is a word,
origination is also a word.
Yeah, is it though?
That's not how English works.
Oh, I didn't know you were an English teacher.
Yeah, I...
I don't need to be.
I just need to be an English speaker.
Well, I'm glad we got that,
Gary, taken care of.
All right, so where we ended was...
You guys just got on the dispatch.
Let me know.
Yeah, because we lied.
Because Mac lied really well.
Yes, triumphantly.
Yeah, we all...
You might say that.
We all pretended to be like his assistants
or bodyguards or some shit.
I remember this now.
I don't remember.
My valance.
You're on my valance.
I don't remember what the lie was exactly.
But I know that the guard was intimidated,
so they just let him on.
Yeah, you guys are my...
You guys are my valance,
and we're here to just oversee the things
that everything's going all right here, you know?
So right before the ship was done boarding,
they shuffled you on
and came up and gave you
like a box full of dead animals,
assuming that's what Wookiees ate.
Because Mac said,
bring the Wookiees some snacks
was his last demand,
and they brought you some squirrels.
Space squirrels.
Yeah.
Squirrels.
So now it's the four of you in the airlock.
Well, not the four of you.
It's Ghost, Mac, Zarn, Zeke,
and Jake came with you.
Tojo, the other clone, is on the ship.
He's napping.
We left someone else with him, though.
The doctor.
Oh, you guys didn't bring Oak with you.
Weird.
No.
I tried to get him to give me
some of those stimp packs, though,
and he adamantly refused.
He may have sensed that you were an addict.
Of being alive?
Yeah.
Of being addicted to stimp packs.
I think most people are.
No, you're addicted to drugs.
So I moved you guys into the map of the ship.
Still a little new to me.
I don't know.
Can you see it?
Yes.
Okay, let me share with you
because you can't see the outside.
I did find a map for the unit.
There's like spacesuits on the wall?
Yeah, I know.
They don't really use spacesuits in Star Wars.
I was going to say,
I don't know if Star Wars has ever had spacesuits.
Well, the clones use special helmets.
Yeah, but that's just like
their normal helmets, isn't it?
No, they have special helmets.
Oh.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe in the shows they've had,
but I don't know if they've ever had
EVA-ing in any Star Wars movie.
They've been out in space,
but no, I don't think in suits.
Wait, in any of the movies?
Which movie have they been out in space?
When the ship got blown up
and Leia got knocked off.
Oh, that doesn't count.
Those movies don't exist.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I refuse to acknowledge that.
Okay, well then,
you can't say you don't know
if there's any EVA-ing.
No, and so, so well,
in episodes one through six,
which are the only existing Star Wars movies,
I'm pretty sure there's no EVA.
Okay, so you guys can't see
the outside of the ship
or the inside right now
because you're in a room,
so I sent you a map of the ship.
It's showing you a little bit more
than I wanted to show you,
but it's the only outside I have
without details in the interior.
You can see it, right?
Where are we?
Yes.
I don't know.
Can you see my cursor?
You're in the bottom,
the bottom right.
The bottom right,
so the one that looks...
No, we can't see your cursor
because it's like a Tetris piece.
Yeah, I mean,
it should be pretty similar
to the shape of the room in the map.
Can you not see the map?
Oh, okay, yeah, I got it.
Okay, yeah, okay, cool.
Yeah, makes sense.
Understood.
So we're by an arrow.
So the door to immediately to Sarn's right
is an airlock.
And that's to the outside.
Yeah, it goes to the bye-bye area.
Yeah, so it's an airlock.
The door to my left
is a door to what looks like
the main area of the ship.
Or like the main cargo compartment of the ship.
The cargo compartment.
So now what are we supposed to do on this ship?
Hold the good word.
We're just supposed to wait
for the Rodarian chain gang
to try to take it
and then we're supposed to fuck them up.
That's the general plan, yes.
All right, we're concerned hide
for the best ambush.
All right, we're concerned
Mac hide for just to hide.
Well, I never heard that.
Oh, wait, Zeke doesn't know.
For optimal hiding, yeah.
Well, if they take the airlock to get in,
which I guess we don't really know
which way they'll go,
we'll be sitting ducks here.
They'll be ambushing us.
Or they'll take the airlock
and not expect anyone to be sitting in here
and we'll fuck them up.
Okay, then I guess we can just wait here
in the airlock.
Well, we're next to the airlock.
We're not in the airlock.
Okay, no, we're...
I mean, there is no airlock
if you're not in it.
Well, there's...
In the map you posted,
there's two doors.
There's an airlock.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I didn't account for that little room.
So I guess technically
it's not the airlock.
I assume the one with the...
I gotcha.
What do you call it?
The spacesuits was the airlock.
But no, I guess there is
like a smaller room to you.
This is like the ready room
and then there's like an airlock.
Yeah.
Okay, but as Sergeant,
I will say we do not have
the best technical advantage in here.
I don't see any cover
or anything like that.
Maybe one of us could hide in here.
Can I shoot the spacesuit?
You can...
Okay.
I want to shoot the spacesuit.
But don't shoot the spacesuit.
Okay, roll for it.
No, no.
Yeah.
I want to see if it's laser proof.
It's not a good time.
Bad time.
Why?
You're going to alert everyone
to our presence.
They know we're on the ship.
They put us on the ship.
Yeah, and they're going to come in
investigating why we're blowing holes
in their ship.
And then I don't think my diplomat story
is going to really cover that.
Well, then use your blaster pistol
that's weaker than my rifle.
To what?
To shoot the spacesuit?
The spacesuit?
Yeah.
Somebody...
You could roll a mechanics check
or maybe a knowledge check
for someone.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe...
I mean, I could roll for Zeke.
Oh, yeah.
He's an engineer, right?
No.
The engineer is sleeping.
Oh, right.
Zeke is the sergeant.
Although...
Oh, we didn't roll Destiny.
I really need a checklist.
Destiny!
Oh, this music's tense.
That was the last map.
Oh, boy.
Who rolled light?
Oh, booted.
And, Ryan, did you...
In your chat, there should be a Destiny?
Oh, right, right.
Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, right.
Oh!
That's what you did last time, too.
I know.
I'm lucky.
Yeah.
Okay.
And was there something else?
Oh, I was considering rolling knowledge for...
I guess it doesn't really matter.
Like mechanics?
Mechanics?
Or, you know what I mean?
Just, like, perceive?
Do a perception roll on it?
No.
We gotta do some other skill checks.
All we do is perception and, like, combat skills.
And, like, deception.
What about street-wise?
Uh, they're not...
Turn out streets?
No, they're not street smarts.
Not right.
So, somehow that check failed.
Great.
Um...
I'm just gonna say it anyway.
Uh, they don't appear to be blaster-proof.
I would recommend we don't shoot them.
Uh, I hear what Mac is saying.
It seems to stand for the reason to me.
If we make noise, we will get attention.
Shoot them.
I just wanted, like, an extra, like, buffer.
I mean, you can still put it on if it fits.
Yeah, just take it.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna put it on.
Okay.
That's much better.
Also, Tiger, your face is frozen and it's fantastic.
Oh, that is an unfortunate face to have made before it freezes.
Do you see it?
It's good.
Uh, not sure why that happened.
Now you look like Zeke.
In what sense do I look like Zeke?
I just wanted Zeke to say something.
No!
Why?
Okay.
No, I'm back!
Star goes into the, uh, one of the spacesuits without a helmet.
Okay, to let his locks flow freely?
Yeah, to let one's...
One's there.
Lake who's...
Flap in the breeze.
Okay.
Great.
Okay, so I think we should try to find an ambush point right outside of this little room.
Okay.
Uh...
Who's...
Uh...
All right.
And, uh, Sarge goes up in front and he starts to, uh...
Open the door.
Uh, it's...
Should be unlocked.
There we go.
It's unlocked.
It's now open.
And he peeks his head out.
And he doesn't, uh, see anybody immediately.
Whoa, how'd you do that?
Do what?
The...
The triangle of light.
Oh, it's, uh...
With these fancy maps, um...
The lighting and stuff is all integral.
You can build walls in there, but I never wanted to take the time.
Uh, I've recently found a guy who does these maps on Patreon, so...
Cool.
Do you pay for these?
I did...
He's on my Patreon list now, so I am giving him money, but we'll see how it goes.
Okay, can I, uh, can you unpause it so I can move Sarn?
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Why?
I'm not...
I completely forgot how to cartwheel.
Okay.
So, uh...
He's lying.
Jake...
Or not Jake.
Zeke pokes his head out.
I'm sure he is lying.
And he says,
Hey, you.
Bounty hunter.
Why don't you sneak over there in between the two crates?
In that little nook there.
Okay.
Good idea.
Is this space suit too loud to sneak?
Uh...
We could roll a dark side point for that.
No.
I'd like to roll a light side point to make it bulletproof, though.
No.
Denied.
Okay.
Uh...
I will try to sneak over to, like, this...
Yeah, in between the two.
You can't get by me?
Oh, yeah, so...
No, I have to...
I have to see if I can do it first.
Okay, so, uh...
Uh...
I mean, you still move that way.
And it's fine.
It's just average.
The dice are all messed up.
All right.
Uh...
You succeed.
All right.
So now you're hiding.
Do you see any...
Oh!
Does Zeke have a comm?
I assume so.
Yeah, that's a good assumption.
Except his comm's on his wrist.
Like a loser.
Bounty hunter.
This is Sergeant Turbo.
Do you...
Do you see anything?
There's two...
I don't know if they're guards, but there's two people down here.
What are they doing?
It looks like they're...
Staring at crates.
Checking inventory, maybe?
We have to sneak.
Like, these guys are just...
Like, they know we're on the ship, right?
Uh...
Well, the guard knows what we're on the ship.
Uh...
But we told them we're a diplomat.
I'm not sure.
It's...
Probably best to just avoid...
Questions if we can.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't think the guards are gonna ask questions, but...
Fair.
I don't think the guards are...
Uh...
Guards are known for not asking questions.
Is...
Is that the suit from aliens?
Can it be?
From alien?
Oh, you mean like, uh...
Or like...
Oh, it definitely is a power of evil.
Yeah.
Power of evil.
Yeah.
I really need...
Oh, no.
...two, uh...
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...
Yeah, there's two...
Workers down here.
Okay.
Do they look like they're armed?
I don't know.
Let me see what I can perceive.
Do they have arms, Sarn?
They do have at least two arms.
I know...
I know someone who could do a thing or two about that.
He looks over at Kose and winks.
Arm him.
Disarm him.
Literally.
I don't think these...
You're standing next to him.
You don't have to use the comm link.
I don't...
I don't think these guards are...
And you won't be involved in the conversation.
I don't think these guards are our enemies.
I thought we were taking over.
Should I try to see if they're...
packing heat?
Wait.
These are the guards of the ship.
They are going to try to repel the pirates.
The very same pirates.
We want to kill.
I think we just leave them be.
Huh.
I think that's a good idea.
He made some good sense.
I guess we can round him up.
We are not against the owners of the ship.
We might be if they're in lead with the butt radar.
Well, that would be quite a twist.
Oh, shit.
What'd they twist?
Okay.
Now what's he doing?
What'd I miss?
Nothing.
Okay.
Good.
It wouldn't have aggravated me.
Okay.
I want to try to sneak up on the catwalk, too.
Or the next level, whatever that is.
Catwalk.
Okay.
So these guards, as you surmised,
they're just sort of like looking at stuff.
You know, basic checking, checking, stuff like that.
I think if you want to go to the catwalk,
maybe it would be another stealth check.
Again, average.
I mean, you got like 100 boosts.
Okay.
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't show any of the difficulty dice.
Yeah.
The rolling, the 3D dice are messed up.
Okay.
So, Siren, you sneak up into the catwalk.
These doors are supposed to be locked.
I don't think I went through and locked all these doors.
Or by lock, I mean just don't go through them right now.
Oh, there's doors?
Yeah.
So they're light color.
Can my cursor appear?
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Before going through a door, let's just talk about it first.
Okay.
Let's just talk about it, guys.
Yeah, let's just talk it out.
I walk into the bay with absolutely no attempt at stealth.
Okay.
And just start looking around.
And full view of the guards.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What in the hell is that?
What are you?
What are you doing here?
How have you never seen a bookie before?
I've never seen that.
Not one like that.
Well, yes.
I suppose there's that.
You're not supposed to be here, man.
Yes.
I'm with the diplomats.
We were invited on this ship.
Diplomats?
We're just a cargo ship, man.
I know.
The diplomat needed passage and bartered with your captain for passage.
That's probably going to be an easy deception.
I'm not even trying to deceive him.
Isn't that what happened?
Is Mac a diplomat?
Well, but the deception already happened.
We already tricked the captain.
He can just radio the captain.
Yes, you're deceiving him.
That's not.
Oh, well, that's not what's not my intention.
That's right.
It's an easy deception.
I mean, but still, I'm not lying.
Yes, you are.
Mac is not a diplomat.
But the lie already.
That lie already.
I don't really want to argue about it.
I don't recall there's supposed to be a diplomat here.
This story is very fishy to me.
Just radio your captain.
I'm sure he could get...
Just radio your captain.
He can confirm it for you.
Ghost, what's going on?
Where's my man?
And I come walking out.
There you are.
What are you doing?
Get back in there and fetch me a lot.
Now who you be?
I don't know you either.
I am Max King Skyblade.
I am a diplomat here and I am overseeing this shipment.
I was sent by superiors beyond your ken.
My who?
Your ken.
Your understanding.
I will roll right now.
Is that deception or am I being intimidating?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
Are you being intimidated?
Are you charming?
Are you deceiving?
I don't really know.
You're going to have to pick a lane.
I'm going to go with deception.
Is it easy?
Yeah.
I mean, he's not very smart.
You can tell as a diplomat.
What?
Oh, no.
But you have three advantages.
My advantage is that while he doesn't, he's not sure if he believes me.
He's kind of, he's not sure either.
I need to go check this with my superior.
All right.
I'm going to flip a light side point.
Okay.
That the space suit that I'm wearing is that, is their like, their symbol, their logo, their,
their company, like logos all over it.
Okay.
So I think that'd be a boost.
And then I point down and say, there, there's, there you are, Mr. Diplomat.
The captain needs to see you right away.
All right.
I got to go.
Now, who is, and since I'm up high, I'm an authority figure.
He's an authority.
He's up high.
He is on high.
What?
I don't know.
Man is on high.
Oh, okay.
Uh, so I don't know.
Does that, does that have to be a deception from Siren too?
No.
Cause I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to say if you value your jobs, you're just
going to let them go or you're just going to let them through right now.
It's not a Jedi mind trick.
Okay.
But you're really going to intimidate.
Oh, you're doing an intimidation.
Yeah.
Cause I, I think my, I would hope, I think my intimidation is better than my deception.
Okay.
Let me check on this really quick.
And I'll give you a boost for having flipped the light side point.
Or did you already flip it?
No, I didn't.
I didn't touch it yet.
Okay.
I did it for you.
Cause I wasn't sure if you would.
I, I will grant it.
Oh, I keep forgetting.
I could just click on that.
Uh, I, oh, I don't see an intimidation.
No coercion starts with a C.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
I've, I was thinking the same thing, but I just looked at my card.
Oh, it's the same.
All right.
It's more within character to coerce.
Yeah.
And what is it?
Uh, it'll be easy.
You got the boost on there.
Yeah.
Succeeded and a threat.
And he goes, he does, he, you got, oh, it says three successes, but no advantages.
All right.
So you, you succeeded in intimidating him.
Uh, but he's kind of pissed off that you, uh, pulled the threat card and, uh, but just goes
back to work.
Ugh.
These guys always on high.
They always talk like they, so big boss, but someday I be big boss.
Someday you'll be on high.
Someday I will be up in that catwalk.
All right.
And, uh, crisis averted.
Crisis averted.
Now what do we do?
Uh, well, I would assume you go, uh, well, I would assume you go that the, you guys at
least go up by Sarn.
Yeah.
I got this.
Can we check out the forklift machine?
Uh, yeah.
I mean, yeah, you can check it out.
You, you are successful at checking it out.
All right.
Fantastic.
You perceive that it's a forklift machine.
Don't make me.
Hey, Sarn, have you, Hey, Sarn, have you seen this machine?
Yes, I've seen it.
It says something on the side.
Ripley.
Do you think I could pilot it?
I think I could pilot this thing.
Yeah.
I think we should wait to figure that out though.
Does anybody know who Ripley is?
I think it's from that space movie.
Oh, did you just have polo?
Did you just make it?
Did you just Ripley all over this place?
What does that mean?
Is that a fart joke?
I know.
My fart jokes really stink.
It's a bit of a stretch.
Too strange.
Bit of a strain.
What's a movie?
It's like, uh, it's like one of those holodramas, you know.
Talking pictures.
Films.
Do we, have we, have any of us ever seen pictures?
I have seen plenty of pictures.
Uh, I've seen.
I've seen, I've seen one of a very sexy Trandoshan girl.
What?
Woof.
Too strain.
Why is it too strain?
Because it just does, it just does something to you.
It arouses you.
I don't think Tony understands with arousal.
I just want to mention that.
That poster's gotta be, that poster's coming up in the wall of our bedroom, I think.
Did you put the strain on it, Andy?
I am about to.
Oh, I was just kidding about the strain.
Oh.
Just kidding.
All right, so.
I mean, Boo didn't put the strain on for his pun, so.
Well, it's because I said it.
Right.
And if anything, I should lose strain for my puns, but you guys are a bunch of jerks.
Okay, so you guys are up in the catwalk kind of out of, out of view of the, um, those two
dock workers down there.
Well, I guess they're not dock workers.
They're just, what'd you call it?
The hold.
Yeah.
The hold.
I'm a hold.
Um, should we check out the door to the right here?
Sure.
Right here?
Sure.
I walk through.
It's locked.
Hey, I told you we were supposed to talk about it.
I said we should go through this door.
I talked about it.
All right.
Guys, what's the game plan?
We should go through this door.
All right.
I think we're going.
I think we should wait.
We have a good vantage.
We could actually line up on this balcony and look at the door to the airlock.
Shoot the intruders when they come in.
Yeah, but they're not here yet.
I want to go through everyone's belongings.
All right.
This sounds like a pattern.
I haven't known you for very long and this does sound like you.
I've just met you, but when you checked that monkey for pockets, I took notice.
Check his wallet.
I believe you said, I checked the monkey's pockets and it was a crushed monkey.
It was half a monkey.
It was half a crushed monkey and you were chewing on parts of it.
So what are these pod things?
Are these beds?
Back to chambers?
No, they're just space equipment.
Cuvets?
Oh, okay.
Is there like a cabinet to the left over here I can go through?
Yeah, if you can get it open.
I'd try to open it.
Okay.
Is it open?
It's locked.
No, it's locked.
So it would be a skullduggery check to crack that lock.
All right.
Difficulty.
I think it should be a deception check instead.
Or maybe he should perceive it.
I'm definitely trying to coerce it open.
No, we already know your coercion is failure prone.
Is it though?
Fine, it worked.
Oh no, it did work.
I was thinking of Max.
Yeah, what the hell?
My deception.
Yeah, why did you even upgrade it?
Okay.
Yeah, roll an average.
Fuck it.
Do it live.
All right.
God damn it.
Hope I find a grenade.
You found a grenade.
A grenade and one human toe.
One twilight toe.
Oh, I lost my table here.
Okay.
I mean, like, even a Stimpak would be cool.
Or some real.
Oh no.
No, I, no.
It's a, I, I made a, a loot table for times like this because you love pot.
Because you know how, how good, how much I love doing it, yeah.
Yes.
Uh, and you, you open it up and it just looks like, um, some personal effects.
Kind of like a, you know, like a footlocker.
And inside you find these really cool glare shades.
Ooh.
Yoink.
And I'm going to, I'm going to make a roll myself.
I believe.
Very curious to see what these glare shades do.
Okay.
They look really cool.
That's it?
That was what I rolled.
Yeah.
I wanted to see.
It was either going to be really cool or really lame.
So I basically flipped a coin.
Fantastic.
They look really cool though.
Do they prevent glare?
Actually, I have no idea because it's not a real item in this game.
Or in the, in the RPG.
Or at least I don't have it loaded in here.
What do you think they do?
Well, I was thinking that like.
They block sun.
They're very effective against sunlight.
Like if.
Let's discuss what they look like before we go any further.
If it's sunny out.
And I'm trying to sneak around.
Then like.
The glare doesn't like bounce off and alert people.
There's no glare.
Oh no.
I'm not going to trick you like that.
And, and let's say if you're in a sunny.
If you happen to remember you have these glare shades.
Which I'm.
Not optimistic you will.
That.
It will.
It will help you from.
If you have to take shots directly into the sun.
Glare.
Glasses.
I actually don't know what glare shades are.
I assume they're sunglasses.
Reduce.
Sunglasses.
For God's sake.
Glare.
They're polarized sunglasses so you can see underwater when you're fishing.
Emitted glare.
Glare shades.
That's smart.
Or a piece of eyewear used to protect one's eyes from.
The sun.
It's loading.
I don't know yet.
Direct exposure to sunlight.
Or just a nod to fashion.
All right.
Fine.
Okay.
What do they look like?
I tossed the glasses to Zeke.
What am I going to do with these?
Protect your eyes from the sock.
We're in space.
No, we're still on the planet.
I'll take them.
I really want to see a Wookiee wear sunglasses.
I mean, it really popped with the color of your fur.
I mean, because they're black and pink.
What?
Wait, I don't know.
Okay.
Is the rims black and then the lens is pink or is it vice versa?
You ask a lot of questions for a diplomat.
I'm just trying to make sure.
Just look at the glasses.
What do you see?
I'm seeing a pink pair of sunglasses with black.
I must say.
Well, then you need to get your vision checked because they're pink lenses with a black frame.
All right.
Bye.
Great.
But I'm glad we got that handled.
This is going really well.
Okay.
No, I think the Wookiee's right.
This is a pretty good strategic position.
We could wait here.
There's really no telling when or even if.
This is a conjecture that this is a target of pirating.
But yeah, we could just hide up here.
I want.
Yeah.
Let's go hide in the back of the tanks or the beds or.
Or the beds.
No, those aren't beds.
Those are just like space equipment.
It's for space.
Well, while you wait.
Okay.
You can wait there.
That's fine.
I want to check out this little room.
Just go through this door down here.
Okay.
And he starts making like.
You know, he's he's checking all of the railings here to see if he can find a good point to hide behind.
And or what and he's kind of looking around just like in a calculating manner of where he's where the optimal.
Spot to hide is or to.
What do you ever call it?
Like.
Get ready to shoot.
Advantage point.
Yeah.
I picked my hiding spot.
Right.
And.
And ghost.
What are you.
Are you doing?
Amiring.
Myself in a nearby.
My reflection in a nearby.
Uh.
Polished metal.
Has ghost never seen.
Uh.
Glare shades before?
Certainly not.
What are these?
They are magnificent.
They're there to help you shoot if you need to shoot directly at a sun.
Well.
Great.
Is the Komodo wave like following this ship?
No.
You go.
We left him on the.
On the ground.
Uh.
In the care of that robot.
Don't remember his name.
Uh.
Yeah.
But I thought.
You guys said he was a good pilot.
Well.
He said he was a good pilot.
Uh.
I think.
Well.
Maybe they are going to follow us.
Should we radio to him and tell him to follow?
Probably.
Okay.
Well.
You do it.
Do it.
ARX.
Or.
Show us a chase.
Oh.
I don't know.
Or what?
What do you.
No.
What do you.
What do you want?
Uh.
When this ship takes off.
Can you guys.
Guys follow it?
Was that the plan?
I don't remember.
This.
This ship.
He says.
What ship.
Idiot.
There are hundreds.
docked at this planet.
The one that I want.
Oh.
He is.
Spicy.
And how am I supposed to know where you are?
I thought you always knew where I was.
I did not install a hypothermic tracking system in your subdermal layer.
No.
That is crazy.
Track your toe.
Track your old toe.
Hmm.
Can I do that God?
I will allow it.
Great.
Ah.
The toe.
Crack the toe.
Ah.
Yes.
I see you there.
On the ship you're on.
I see that toe.
I recognize the toe anywhere.
The Chandrilla Dispatch?
Yes.
That is the name of it.
You could have just told him the name of the ship.
I guess.
You didn't even try that part.
No.
I was looking for it.
Then I just saw it on that.
On that printout.
That you.
Or not printout.
But that pop out that you sent.
Oh.
So that's why I sent it.
Okay.
So yeah.
They're going to follow us.
When the ship takes off.
Okay.
Then.
When you see another.
Ship coming up to dock.
With us.
Potentially.
Raid.
The ship.
Can you give us a heads up?
Maybe that is a better.
Maybe that is a better task.
For the clone you left.
On this ship.
I don't.
I don't feel like it.
Okay.
Hey Zeke.
That tracks.
Yeah.
Contact Oak.
Oak.
Oh.
Oak.
The medic.
Yeah.
And tell him.
If he.
Sit in the cockpit.
In the.
To drive a receipt.
Of the cockpit.
Okay.
Tell him to fart.
Once or twice.
And then.
Tell him.
That when they're following the ship.
The.
The Chantrilla.
Dispatch.
If he sees another ship.
Raiding.
About to raid us.
Or raid that ship.
To contact us.
Alright.
Uh.
Call him right up.
Hey.
Oak.
Uh.
Yo.
Why don't you go sit.
In the cockpit.
Uh.
Fart.
I guess.
And like.
Follow us.
And stuff.
Uh.
Well.
I'm not a very good pilot.
Uh.
I'm mostly a doctor.
Uh.
But.
I guess if the robot's willing to help a human.
Or any.
Lifeform.
Then I guess.
Probably I could pull it off.
And uh.
Wait.
What did I just get roped into?
Oh.
I hope.
I don't.
Want Oak.
To pilot the ship.
I want him just to.
So I don't have to pilot.
I just have to tell you.
Just tell us.
When the ship is being attacked.
Oh.
I don't take.
Like right.
Like when.
Another ship pulls up close to it.
Well.
I don't take orders from you.
But you take orders from me.
Oh.
That's right.
And uh.
He.
He gives his.
Affirmative.
Signal.
I'm just going to keep upset.
Keep setting up.
Scenes where Tiger talks to himself.
Uh.
No.
I don't like those.
Those are difficult.
Uh.
Because all my characters sound the same.
Well.
Except those two.
Those are the only two that sound different.
Because I made them.
Really stupid.
The doctor.
Okay.
So we got that covered.
Yeah.
So now I want to check out this room.
Okay.
You guys have not taken off yet.
But you can tell that they're.
I think I might have said that you guys are in space.
But I'm changing it.
You guys are still on the ground.
And you can tell that they're getting ready to lift off.
Uh.
But not quite yet.
Okay.
Let's wait.
Check out this room now.
I mean you don't have to wait.
I mean.
Well sorry.
You've been doing a lot of looking around.
Uh.
Mac.
You haven't gotten anything.
Any.
Screen time.
Yeah.
Well I was sitting down.
Because I thought the ship was taking off.
I was.
I've been sitting here.
Like kind of in a fetal position.
On the floor.
And I've been waiting.
I don't even.
I don't even see you anywhere.
Things are taking off.
Well.
Because you can't see me.
It's too far from you.
Oh.
Are you.
You're.
I don't know how you would know this.
And so.
Mac.
What are you doing?
Come on.
I'm hiding.
Are you afraid of flying?
No.
I'm hiding.
Because I'm waiting for the.
I'm waiting for the element of surprise.
Okay.
I have to take off first.
And.
Ambush.
So.
What's the.
What's.
What are you guys doing?
No.
I mean.
I'm still.
I'm also.
Just.
Waiting.
I'm.
Posting up.
And.
Fortifying.
Uh.
Ghost.
He did look at himself in the mirror for a little while.
And it looks like he's wandering around now.
Um.
Oh.
I am.
Also.
Trying to position myself tactically.
In case enemies.
Come through this door.
Remember.
I have.
A close range weapon.
That is good.
And tactical.
Uh.
And San.
Is just.
Turning doorknobs.
I lost everyone else.
This one's locked.
Oh.
Hold on.
It won't let me in.
Must be something good in this room.
They locked it.
Can you not hear us?
I can't hear you guys.
No.
I just.
Everyone else.
I've lost all.
There.
All the other players on the map are gone.
Oh.
Because you're.
Because you're in a.
You're in a room.
So you can't see them.
Because they're blocked.
Oh.
And now you're out of the room.
Oh.
Now get back in there.
Go.
Hey.
Get back in there.
Get back in the fetal position.
Oh.
I know that's what you were doing.
You little scatty cat.
All right.
Fuck you.
Well yeah.
That door is locked.
It's.
No.
It's not locked.
You can just.
I'll just let you in.
You should be able to click on it.
I think.
Hey.
Oh.
While we did.
Don't try that for other stuff though.
Ah.
Hey.
What you be doing out here?
I got lost.
What?
I got lost.
Who are you?
Why are you on this ship?
Sergeant Turbo.
Never heard of you.
I'm with the diplomat.
Deception.
I'm going to make you roll deception every time you encounter a new character.
And you tell him a lie.
Easy.
And every time you tell him a lie.
This one is smarter.
He.
Oh.
It doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
You look around.
And you notice this is like an engine room in the back.
And this man is a.
Is an engineer.
And he's not really buying what you're saying.
Okay.
Sergeant Turbo.
Yeah.
You look suspicious.
That's me.
I think I'm going to call the captain.
You probably shouldn't do that.
Why not?
Because he's with the diplomat right now.
He does not want to be disturbed.
They told me to go away to give them some time to talk.
I'm still in the field position.
The diplomat.
Huh.
Well.
All right.
Whatever.
Just get out of here.
Leave me alone.
You got any goodies back here?
Leave me alone.
I'm working on the ship.
I'm getting ready for takeoff.
It's the most dangerous part of the.
I'm going to call the captain.
You ask me what's in my pockets.
I am going to call the captain.
I was just going to ask if you can make sure we fly safely.
Get the fuck out of here.
And you hear the door close behind you.
Oh.
Okay.
Who wants to roll.
Never mind.
So you guys are.
You guys are going to post up for a little bit.
You guys start to take off.
I would still like to check out other rooms.
I know.
But you guys are taking off now.
I'll get the sniper position up here on the catwalk.
Look.
Right.
And you hear a great rumbling.
And you know.
Vibration.
And the ship.
This better not be because I distracted the engineer.
Strain.
For the engineer.
Because he's beating his meat.
No.
That's stupid.
Why would I even say that.
And the ship takes off.
Into space.
It's a really good.
I'm so glad I'm wearing this space suit.
It's really going to come handy.
And thankfully.
Thanks to your pep talk.
The engineer did a really good job.
Getting you guys into space.
Awesome.
I mean.
I didn't really give him a pep talk.
I just asked him if he could fly safely.
But he yelled at me.
Okay.
But we're safely.
Space.
Yeah.
And after some time.
You.
Let's see if I can pull this up.
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys are.
Well maybe we should take this short break now.
I try to do break about halfway.
About nine o'clock.
So if you guys want to refill.
Our bathroom.
Or whatever.
I have a feeling you guys might be.
Boarded.
Soon.
Pirates.
Oh.
By pirates.
Yay.
I thought you were just going to say bored.
I thought you guys might be bored.
I don't know what I was doing.
Goodbye.
All right.
Sure is.
I recognize the lady on the bottle.
Yep.
It's a really good beer.
I haven't had one in a while.
It's really good.
It's a good staple.
It's like a very mild IPA.
Oh.
I had a light IPA from Goose Island.
I think it was light.
Light IPA.
Something like that.
Anyway, it was terrible.
So don't.
Doesn't sound.
Doesn't sound very good.
Well.
I mean, I usually like.
Light beers.
And instead of like dark IPA.
So I thought it might be up my alley.
But it wasn't.
So.
Don't make the same mistake as me, I guess.
I won't.
Don't worry.
I did join your discord.
Great.
I don't know if you saw me in there.
At first, I thought it was like the general star citizen one.
But I realized it was just a small number of people.
So.
Yeah.
No.
It's just my brother.
And some people.
It's a small one.
But like.
You could always.
Everyone in there is pretty experienced.
So.
If you're ever on.
And I'm not on.
You could certainly introduce yourself.
And.
Just play with anyone in there.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
My brother.
Sometimes.
Because I just.
My brother Will is really good at mining.
So if you ever want info about that.
And Jeff is a really nice guy.
He's an older dude.
He's like.
In his 50s or something.
He's Will's co-worker.
Slash friend.
He's.
He's got like.
I don't know.
Fucking 20 ships.
So if there's ever a ship you want to try out.
You should just ask him.
Because he could spawn it for you.
And you could fly it around.
And see if you like it.
Are you eating a burrito?
Yeah.
Sleepy Mac.
Alright.
Well let's get this.
Let's get this shit going.
Harded.
I don't like that.
You guys start.
You guys hear a.
Um.
Alarm start going off.
This definitely is not an imperial ship.
What is this alarm klaxon?
Uh.
I'm just glad it's not as loud as the last one.
You're right.
How do I make it louder?
Please don't.
Alright.
It just doesn't sound like an imperial alarm klaxon.
Despite the low volume.
That's okay.
Well it's not an imperial ship.
That's all I was pointing out.
Okay.
Wasn't an insult.
Good.
Uh.
You hear a calm beep and uh.
Uh.
Zeke starts talking to his wrist.
Uh.
Sergeant.
Yes.
Uh.
You're.
You're being boarded.
Thanks.
Yeah.
We know.
We hear a lot.
From where?
Uh.
From where?
Uh.
Close to where you guys entered the ship.
And it looks like they got two small ships.
Maybe.
I can't see the other one.
They might be going around to the other side.
You look peaceful.
Uh.
It's hard to tell.
Oh.
It's just a ship.
Oh god.
Let us.
Oh.
Let us hope for the best and assume the worst.
Uh.
Way ahead of you big buddy.
Right.
Oh.
Is that why you're hiding?
I'm not.
I'm.
I'm strategically.
Plotting.
Okay.
Looks like hiding to me.
I can't even see you where I'm at right now.
So I don't know what you're doing.
So.
Plot.
Oh.
He's got you there.
And.
Oh.
No.
Now they're going around to the back.
So it looks like you're going to have one coming in from the back towards the engines.
And probably one towards where you come in.
Alright.
Everyone take aim.
Thanks.
Thanks Oak.
You really outdone yourself this time.
Alright.
I.
I start to get ready.
to kick some ass.
Okay.
Uh.
I don't know what.
What I.
Hold on.
What are the.
Old workers doing?
Uh.
They.
They're starting to take.
Um.
Like.
Emergency precautions.
Um.
They are not.
I don't think they're armed.
Uh.
Some kind of guards.
These guards.
They're not guards.
They were.
They were just workers in the back.
Oh.
Well.
They were described as guards.
Uh.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I did not mean it that way.
I thought I was.
I thought when I said guards.
I was talking about the guy.
You're on the ship.
Um.
But.
They're taking like.
Defensive.
Positions.
Uh.
They look.
They look kind of panicked.
Uh.
They.
And frankly.
They look scared.
Yeah.
I think.
Yell at them to tell.
Tell them to.
Make sure the back door's locked.
Uh.
Yell at who?
Like.
Triple security locked.
Well.
Okay.
So you're going to start taking charge.
Yes.
Okay.
Do it.
Hey.
You two.
Down there.
Yeah.
Yes.
I wave my.
I wave my pistol.
Or my gun at them.
Go make sure that back.
That back door by the engine room.
Make sure that is.
Locked.
To the utmost ability of it being able to be locked.
Uh.
Roll a leadership.
Uh.
No.
Ooh.
No.
No difficulty.
Because you're so brave.
How did you fail?
Oh.
That was a different.
That was a different one.
That was your deception.
Jeez.
I just thought I failed.
All right.
Uh.
All right.
So you have.
Uh.
One success.
Five advantages.
I would like that to color.
Maybe.
Your.
Your talk to these guys.
So.
They really take to what you're saying.
Um.
They're.
You're in distress.
And.
You're starting to talk like you know stuff.
Like you know what you're doing.
Yeah.
Fake until you make it baby.
Yeah.
So.
Does that change how.
Like what you say to them or anything.
Because you really got their attention.
And.
They.
They start.
Just like looking to you for.
Direction.
Uh.
No.
Just make sure it's locked down tight.
And do whatever you can to make sure that door stays locked.
Okay.
So they.
They go.
They go in the back.
And they start.
Pushing stuff up against what looks like a door.
Perfect.
Good job guys.
It looks like a door because it is a door.
Oh that's convenient.
Turns out.
Yeah.
And they start pushing pallets in front of the door.
Um.
No hide.
Unless if you got guns.
You guys got guns?
Uh.
They do.
They do have like.
Light pistols.
Okay.
Well.
Get ready to see this.
They give us these things.
And we never use them.
I don't really know how to use them.
Aim at them.
Aim at the people coming in the doors.
I don't.
I don't really know who anybody is at this point.
I didn't even know who you are.
Maybe I should have shot you.
I don't know.
Well no.
You should know.
Because otherwise you'd be dying now.
Are you the diplomat?
No.
I'm the bodyguard of the diplomat.
Oh.
Okay.
Right now.
You could be a diplomat.
Now that is character growth.
Old Sarn just would have blasted those guys for no reason.
Mac.
Right now I'm acting like a pilot of a ship.
A real pilot.
And I turn my comedy call so I can't hear him.
Oh.
Nope.
That.
Two steps forward.
One step back for character growth.
All right.
So they pushed a big like pallet up against the door.
And they start slowly walking back.
And they have their guns, their pistols drawn.
And pointed at the door.
The airlock door.
No.
It's the door.
I thought you said the door in the back by the engines.
No.
Perfect.
Okay.
That's fine.
All right.
Well anyway that's where they went.
And then at the same time.
You see a bright light at the bottom of the door.
Like right across from you.
The airlock door.
It's a torch at the bottom.
And it starts cutting up from the top.
And it's going somewhat slowly around the door.
Cutting the door down.
Can I use this opportunity to move here?
Yeah.
You can move closer to the door.
You have time to move closer to the door.
All right.
I move closer to the door.
And I ready my axe.
Okay.
And I take aim.
All right.
At the top of the staircase around the corner with my gun drawn.
Kind of.
I'm definitely ready.
But I'm not happy about it.
Son.
I think they're cutting the door open.
Who's that?
I'm Zeke.
Oh.
Thank you Zeke.
You're welcome.
My expert tactical advice.
That was good.
Did you bring that?
Oh.
Did you bring that last fishing grenade?
What?
No.
We used all the fishing grenades on the monkeys.
And we used our monkey grenades on the monkeys.
It was the same grenade.
We ate good that night.
Oh.
Right.
All right.
I thought you still had one.
All right.
And.
I forgot.
And.
So the door.
The door finally cuts open.
And a.
One thug comes out.
Of the door.
Oh.
You can't see him.
Now you can see him.
It's a minion group.
There's.
There's two of them.
But one comes in first.
Okay.
Ghost.
Do you want the.
The honors?
I mean.
I assumed.
You were waiting for someone to walk through.
Me or ghost?
No ghost.
Yeah.
I mean.
He was standing right next to the door.
And he readied his sword.
So.
Axe.
That's right.
Sorry.
Axe.
Ghost.
I.E.
Ryan.
Did we lose him?
I don't know.
Hmm.
What?
You can attack?
Yes.
Is it my turn first?
Do we even roll?
No.
I just.
I.
I was giving you an opportunity.
Cause you said that you were.
You're hiding right by the door.
Oh yeah.
You had moved right next to the door.
With your sword ready.
And one walked off in front.
Okay.
Um.
So.
It is a minion group of two.
But one came out first.
You're attacking the first one.
I guess it doesn't really matter.
But.
It's always a difficulty of two right?
Uh.
Yes.
Do I get a boost for the element of surprise?
I don't think you need a boost.
Do you?
Alright.
I don't know.
I.
Do you have a triumph?
Yeah.
Do you have a triumph?
Yeah.
So two critical.
Or yeah.
Do you have two successes?
Yeah.
Why does it say critical too?
That's just.
We always get that.
We never know.
I think that just means like.
That's what's.
That's just what's being.
Oh.
I think it was.
No.
Wait.
It's.
Wait a minute.
Those are the number of advantages.
Yeah.
You don't have any advantages.
So.
That's the number of advantages you need to get a critical.
I think it's just telling you that.
Yeah.
It's not consistent.
But I think in this case.
It's.
Not.
No.
It's consistent.
Because it's.
It's a two.
You do.
You need.
Yeah.
You do need to.
Remember.
That was one of the things we discussed.
True for the Vibro Axe.
But sometimes it says zero.
So.
Oh.
I don't know that it's always the.
But anyway.
It doesn't matter.
It is.
You don't have a critical.
This time.
Although you have a triumph.
You can spend that on a critical.
Well.
I have two successes.
So I do.
Eight.
Damage.
But I also.
Add my brawn.
Right.
No.
Vibro.
I don't.
I don't think that's right either.
So the Vibro Axe.
Is a.
Melee.
It's plus three.
So it's three plus your brawn.
But it doesn't include.
There's.
There's soak.
It's a pierce.
Three.
I believe.
Wait.
Well.
My brawn is four.
Okay.
So it's seven.
Well.
Then what's the damage.
Six plus two.
That shows up here.
I have no idea what that is.
The risk is going by the successes.
So do I get.
Extra damage per success.
Is it plus three per success.
No.
So I don't.
I don't know what those numbers are.
Right.
No.
I'm ignoring those weapons.
But I have two successes.
Does.
Like.
Every weapon in the game.
Gets extra damage per success.
No.
That's advantages.
Oh no.
You're right.
No.
That's just.
Advantage or just for crits.
Yeah.
Okay.
I had that.
Yeah.
I had that wrong.
Yeah.
You get two additional damage.
To whatever the Vibro Axe is.
So if it's normally three.
Plus my Brawn.
Which is four.
That's seven.
And then two additional.
Do nine.
And it also subtracts three.
So.
I'm not.
I.
That's what we're going to run with.
For some reason.
I don't remember reading that thing about the successes.
But.
That makes sense.
So let's run with that.
So that's nine damage.
Yeah.
Is that.
No.
And then minus three on the soak.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So essentially 12 damage.
Right.
Uh.
You slice that guy that just walked through.
Uh.
In half.
Sick.
Awesome.
Well how do you want to kill him?
You kill him.
How do you kill him?
It is.
It is your triumph.
Yeah.
It is your triumph.
Alright.
Um.
Okay.
So he comes out of the.
So the airlock door like.
It falls open.
They just torched it.
Um.
And these.
And there's two.
You said it was a.
It was a group right.
Of two.
Uh.
It's actually a group of three.
I thought it.
I thought it was two.
Oh yeah.
It was actually three.
So it's a group of three.
So these three guys like.
Come bustling through.
In this.
Like.
Uh.
The hot door.
And like.
I'm literally right there.
Um.
And uh.
One of.
And like.
One of them turns to look at me.
As I'm swinging.
Um.
My axe.
Across.
Horizontal.
Um.
And it literally just.
Cuts off his head.
Um.
And his head is still.
Wide eyed.
As he.
Looked at me.
It's the exact same expression.
Frozen on his face.
Um.
Is there blood?
Oh.
Lots.
I mean.
His.
Whatever.
Whatever the main artery.
Through the neck.
The jugular.
Yeah.
Has been.
And all of them.
Have been severed.
So yes.
It's just a.
It's a fountain.
It's a fountain of blood.
I am.
I am literally a red wookie now.
Red.
Red wookie.
Uh.
And I let out.
A very ferocious yell.
And.
For my triumph.
If I may.
I would like to.
Uh.
Give some sort of penalty.
To the two remaining.
Two remaining guys.
In the group.
They're like.
They're afraid.
Because they just saw the dude.
Their friend.
Get his head cut off.
Eyes are covered in blood.
Yeah.
By a surprise wookie.
They are also covered in blood.
I mean.
There's just a lot.
There's a lot going on for them right now.
I think the intimidation factor.
Yeah.
That could work.
That could be.
Uh.
Set back to.
Their next attack.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Okay.
Either.
Either a setback or.
Uh.
Increase in difficulty.
Whichever one is more.
Better.
Uh.
Well.
That's not how the.
Difficulty is supposed to work.
But.
Yes.
It will be a setback.
I didn't mean more better for.
Me.
Like more better in a game.
Since I meant.
More better for you.
Like.
Whichever one makes more sense for you.
Right.
Okay.
As the DM.
Yeah.
It makes more sense for it to be the.
Uh.
The setback.
Okay.
Perfect.
What is.
Go back to bed.
Get to the bathroom.
Okay.
Let's do initiative now.
Uh.
Because.
Because as that happens.
Um.
The door.
The door has fallen.
From.
From in the back.
Did you.
Did someone say oh.
Could they.
Yeah.
Instead of having a setback on their next action.
Could they just take an initiative.
Some sort of initiative penalty.
Sure.
Maybe it makes more.
Makes more narrative sense.
Just.
Thinking out loud.
Yeah.
I think that.
I think that makes sense.
Mm.
I just have to think about how to do that.
All right.
So.
But the.
The people in the back.
Uh.
They're having difficulty getting through the door.
Because.
There's stuff in the way.
And so let's add.
Like.
Yeah.
Are the.
Like a.
Like a headless.
Corpse.
No.
The other.
In the back.
So there's.
There's two groups.
Oh.
Can you turn on the music a little bit?
Yeah.
It's just.
I keep turning it down.
But when it loops to the next thing.
It.
It is loud.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are the.
The old workers firing at them?
Holding them at bay?
Uh.
Not.
No.
Will they be in the initiative role?
Uh.
Sure.
See.
And you guys are in initiative.
Or I mean in combat.
So is Mac.
And.
Well these guys have not entered yet.
So.
Did I get everyone in there?
Zeke?
Yeah.
There's Zeke.
Oh.
I'm Zeke.
Yeah.
Thank you Zeke.
And these.
This one will have a setback on the roll.
Alright.
So you guys.
You guys can roll.
You guys will be rolling cool.
Huh?
Wait.
Where do we initiate that?
You're.
I thought that was like supposed to.
The combat tab.
Yeah.
I know.
I am there.
There's supposed to be a little.
Wait.
Am I even in the list?
Oh.
I'm not in the list.
Okay.
I'll put you in the list.
I guess I missed you.
Okay.
There you are.
The music's still reload.
It is.
Oh.
When it loops.
For some reason it goes back up.
Yeah.
When it skips the next track it goes back up.
Bad roll.
Oh.
I know what's happening.
Okay.
It shouldn't do it now.
Okay.
Alright.
This.
Pirate is the one that is the setback.
This.
Initiative.
Alright.
So Sarn.
Holy crap.
Yeah.
That's a good.
Did you cheat?
No.
You can see it.
It's right.
How would I cheat?
Ah.
I don't know.
But.
You're right.
I hacked foundry just to cheat on that.
That wouldn't be surprising.
But I was okay with failing all of the other roles.
You've done dumber things.
Try to fight a bunch of stormtroopers.
That was in the past.
Okay.
Sorry.
You are first.
You can give up your turn.
Of course.
As a PC.
No.
I don't think I'm going to.
I think I'm going to fire at.
The one standing in the doorway.
The minion group.
Okay.
I'm going to aim.
Do we think this is medium or long?
I would assume it's long.
Yeah.
I'll give you a boost also because you're up high.
You have.
You have the advantage.
But.
I think it's long.
I think.
I think if.
Well.
Fair is fair.
I guess.
I'm fine with that.
Because it's.
Because you get to attack before they get to attack.
Right?
Yeah.
So.
Which means I get.
Yeah.
I get another boost for that for quick strike.
Mm-hmm.
So.
Blaster rifle.
Long.
Boost for.
Being up high.
Boost for.
Quick strike.
And then I can.
I assume I can aim with that too.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean.
Especially this.
This scenario.
You can aim.
Yeah.
All of that.
No.
All of that.
And I failed.
Wow.
Four advantages though.
Yeah.
I miss.
But I shoot the body.
The dead body there.
And it sprays blood up in the air.
And confuses them.
Even more.
Okay.
It blocks their vision even more.
All right.
Okay.
So.
Sarn.
God.
I can't believe that.
Okay.
Sarn just went.
Missed.
Radarian pirate.
This pirate in the back.
Starts moving.
He starts moving up.
And takes.
Takes cover behind.
One of the.
The blocks.
Mac.
What are you doing?
I can't see.
So I have to move.
Oh.
Remember.
He's got.
Yeah.
Well.
You can't see in that little room.
When he's not.
Okay.
Yeah.
But if you.
I thought you were like.
Right on against that wall.
I was.
I just moved.
So I could see what was going on.
Because I can't.
Okay.
If I move like right here.
I can't.
But that is.
I mean.
You just want to see.
I would.
I would say that.
That's.
Part of the game too.
Yeah.
Like.
You chose to stand behind the wall.
Right.
So now you can't see until you step out.
Right.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
No.
It's not.
It's okay.
But.
You will need to.
To move any further.
You'll need to take.
Action or maneuvers.
Sorry.
I was just trying to see what was going on.
That's all.
That's okay.
No.
It's fine.
Um.
Okay.
So the.
The fleet officers are.
Are looking at.
Um.
They're.
They're in the back.
Uh.
Trying to hold off.
Um.
The people from.
From entering.
Uh.
So.
They're continuing to fight.
The.
The pirates in the back.
Okay.
Uh.
Which was the next.
The next one.
Uh.
Radarian pirate.
There's two of them here.
Uh.
They had just been.
They move up to.
Behind.
Uh.
Cover.
Uh.
Taking their turn.
Uh.
Mac.
Uh.
It's your turn.
Uh.
I'll skip for now.
Uh.
Then ghost.
You.
You can take his turn.
Ghost.
Um.
Let's see.
What do I want to do?
Mm.
So like.
I don't know who's.
So do we share vision at all?
Like am I able.
Like.
The fact that I can.
You don't share.
You're not sharing vision.
You'll just have to tell people.
Because it's not that complicated.
Okay.
So the fact.
So that there's a guy.
There's like another guy in there.
I can still see him.
I can see him.
Yeah.
Let's say yes.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
I didn't want to get too complex on.
On that.
So yeah.
I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure if like Sarn could see him.
And I couldn't.
And that's why I was seeing him.
No.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure why you can see around corners.
But I guess you can.
You definitely can.
I mean my light beam.
Exposes two of those suits.
Basically.
But if he moves back here.
Yeah.
You can't.
No.
I cannot.
No.
Some of that's fog of war.
And some of that is.
I can see him.
Yeah.
Okay.
But anyway.
You can still see there's one more.
It's not supposed to be a surprise.
He was one further back.
But I still could see him.
Okay.
That's okay.
And is that a group.
Or is that a single individual.
This one is a single.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
So then.
I will.
There's no.
Really.
Focus.
For.
Melee.
To.
To go around the corner.
Into that room.
That will be.
An action.
I'm going.
An action.
Okay.
Wait.
An action.
Or a maneuver.
A maneuver.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Because if it was an action.
Then I wouldn't be able to fight.
All right.
I know.
I'm just trying to.
I was just trying to debate.
If there was like.
Any.
Merit.
To taking a second maneuver.
For a strain.
But I can't really think of a second maneuver.
That would.
Give me.
Any.
Advantage.
All right.
It doesn't matter.
So then I'll just.
You know.
Go.
Head first.
All right.
I'm going to.
Okay.
Yep.
I'm going to charge him.
Okay.
And I.
And I'll attack it with my axe.
All right.
Hey.
All right.
So that's.
Nine damage again.
With one advantage.
So that's not enough to crit.
But.
No.
That.
Okay.
So nine.
Nine damage.
Minus three soak.
So 12 damage.
If you're going to count so.
Yeah.
Which I would.
Um.
You split.
You.
You kill him.
Yeah.
Man.
I'm an MVP right now.
Yeah.
You're like the sarn of this battle.
So here.
Oh yeah.
Here.
Dead.
Nice.
Ah.
Damn.
There's another guy in there though.
Shit.
All right.
Well.
You know.
Now I know.
It's okay.
Cool.
Um.
All right.
Well.
I'll call that a successful turn.
Okay.
Uh.
Oh wait.
Real quick.
Just.
I won't do it now.
Just because for time's sake and everything.
But just for future reference.
The whole second maneuver.
Like.
The whole turn order thing.
Like.
Is it possible for example.
To do a maneuver.
And then an action.
And then your second maneuver for a strain.
Or do you have to do the second maneuver for a strain.
Prior to doing your action.
No.
It's.
It.
The order is unimportant.
So yes.
You can do what you just said.
Okay.
Well can I just like.
Go back here then.
Sure.
But that's a strain.
Sure.
I'll take it.
Um.
I just do that by.
Like that right.
Uh.
No.
It didn't work.
I typed one.
But it didn't do anything.
You might not.
You might.
No you shouldn't.
You might.
Did you hit enter?
I just did it.
Oh I entered it.
I don't know who did.
If you got it or I got it.
But it's on there.
Okay.
Cool.
I was having that problem earlier.
I was hitting one.
I clicked on it.
And it didn't.
I hit enter.
I might have done that.
Yeah.
I might have done that.
Okay.
Uh.
Fleet officer.
Uh.
They're firing.
Through a small hole.
In the.
Or like.
So there's a hole from where the container is.
And the top of the door.
Uh.
That they're trying to get through.
And he's going to shoot through there.
Uh.
So it's going to be.
It's going to be three difficulty to get through there.
And.
Who's going right now?
Uh.
Or.
One of the.
Oh.
Is he.
No.
Is he.
One of the guys that I had.
Uh.
Blocked the back door.
Oh.
Gotcha.
And he led them to help.
But it also makes sense.
What are their names on the list?
Fleet officer?
Fleet officer.
Oh.
Okay.
Uh.
And he fails to hit anyone.
Uh.
The people that are coming in the back.
Have not.
Gotten their.
Door open.
No.
Initiative.
They're not in the initiative yet.
Because they haven't.
They haven't.
They haven't come in.
Uh.
That brings it to ghost's turn.
Or mac.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's what I meant.
Mac.
Yeah.
In ghost's slot.
So.
You get a free action.
You can come out from the corner.
Um.
And if you shoot anyone.
And take an.
You will have a boost.
Because you're at a high.
Uh.
Advantage.
Right.
Is.
I think this is the only guy I can see here though.
That's Rodarian pirate.
There's two of them.
There's two of them here.
I'll let you shoot at either of them.
We'll say this one.
The one up here.
Is at medium range.
And the other one is at long.
Long range.
All right.
The long range.
The long range is also a group of three.
Which has one missing.
Right.
I shoot at the one.
That's the same one that I attacked.
Yeah.
Yes.
I was just looking at the sheet.
To see if it was reflected there.
It doesn't look like it is.
But I know it is.
So.
Why is he running away?
He just jumped across the boxes.
I don't know.
That.
I don't know why he did that.
Okay.
Mac.
before you shoot, you should
move further so that you're behind
cover of the rails, at least.
Don't stand in the open stairway.
What is this?
It is your bloodthirsty
friend, Ghost,
who knows a lot about
fighting.
I could teach you a thing or two
of my own, and let me tell you, standing on top
of an open stairwell is the best way
to win a fight, alright?
Spoken like someone who really
knows how to hide. Alright, I'm gonna
put this in my pocket.
And I'm gonna go blasting.
Okay.
You're gonna shoot at the one that's closer?
Yeah. Okay, so that would be medium, which is
two. Two difficulty.
And I succeeded.
Okay.
Um, good.
Gotta go under weapons.
Uh, wait.
Go under weapons
until your blaster pistol.
Well, he got it, so he's successful.
No, it doesn't matter.
So what's the damage on that?
Uh, blaster pistol?
Six plus two.
You do eight damage.
I think that's what it is.
You do eight damage.
I think that's what it is.
I'm trying to look it up.
It's, uh, six damage.
Uh.
Okay, you kill, you kill one in that group.
That's one for Mac.
Well done, Mac.
Why do they keep moving when I do that?
Let the blood flow.
Blood for the blood god.
That group is also a minion group?
Yes.
It's a minion group of three.
Okay.
And now there's, so both of them.
Well, there's two and two.
Yeah, there's two and two now.
Correct.
And the individual who was in the back is just dead.
Yes.
Great.
And, yes.
He looked to you like he might be some type of pilot.
Oh, great.
Uh.
Killed the pilot.
You did.
Okay.
That means we can steal their ship.
Mac, did you hear that?
You can add another ship to your collection.
Okay.
That forklift, that's what I'm eyeballing.
It's called a power loader.
It's a forklift.
And it belongs to someone named Ripley.
Who's Ripley?
It's going to belong to someone named Mackley soon.
Okay.
I don't know who Ripley is.
Their name is just on it.
Are you Ripley?
Eleanor Mackley.
All right.
Uh.
It's Zeke's turn.
Uh.
Although he doesn't really have a clear shot.
So he's going to have to maneuver over by, by Sarn.
And.
Yeah, that is not a clear shot.
Uh.
Well, they're behind cover.
So it's going to increase the difficulty.
Uh.
Not the difficulty.
It's going to increase the setback, I think.
Uh.
So.
Zeke is going to shoot his.
Oh, you're at long range.
And again.
Uh.
Zeke does not have.
He does not have a long range weapon.
So.
He's going to have to.
He's going to.
With his turn.
He's going to jump.
From the catwalk.
Onto the ground.
Uh.
So that's an extra maneuver.
With a strain.
Stupid fucking Zeke.
Oh.
I forgot.
I don't have a long range weapon.
And then he.
Geronimo.
When he jumps.
Uh.
Because that's a reference he would.
Definitely get.
All right.
Entering combat now.
For the first time.
Are these.
Oh, God.
Oh.
The one I killed.
The one I killed is back.
His brother is back.
With a vengeance.
And he.
Is.
Pass.
Yeah.
No.
Brother.
All right.
His head is gone.
No.
I didn't cut his head off.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
I just assumed you did.
No.
He's.
My pirates.
My pirates didn't even get to go.
Did they?
Yeah.
They moved up.
Oh, that's right.
Okay.
Uh.
Well, we're at the.
We're at the top of the order.
So sorry.
Top of the batting order.
Yep.
All right.
Um.
I jumped down.
You jumped down too?
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you do the superhero landing?
Where you like land with your fists on the ground?
No.
Oh.
I might hurt my toe.
I can't.
Oh, yeah.
I can't jump down.
Oh, because of the wall?
Yeah.
It said it puts me into conflict with the wall.
Okay.
Um.
And then.
I aim.
At this.
Middle guy.
Okay.
Um.
So it's medium.
Uh.
But upgrade one of those purples to a red.
Why?
Yeah.
Because you got two of those.
Two.
Two of the fleet officers in front of you.
All right.
Well, I'm going to aim and use quick strike.
I don't care.
All right.
Well, that's just going to be one strain.
At the middle one.
Just so you know.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
Not challenge.
Setback.
So it's two.
No, that's not what I wanted.
Why?
Roll it again.
I didn't want setback.
I wanted it.
I wanted one purple to be a red.
Oh.
So you're supposed to be two difficulty.
One of which is a red.
Gosh.
So it's one difficulty and one challenge.
Okay.
Thank you.
I did better.
No, you didn't.
You had a triumph last time.
Oh, I did get a triumph.
Yeah.
Well, he says this is a lot of damage, though.
And.
Well, two advantages.
Yeah.
So I did 14 damage.
Okay.
Uh.
Yeah.
Let me check this guy's health real quick.
Uh.
Yeah.
He can't sustain that.
So.
He is.
Yes.
Deadders.
Yes.
He's dead.
But which one is it?
Oh, this one.
Dead.
All right.
Dead.
You killed that one.
Um.
So you still have these three minion groups.
These are minion groups on this side as well.
Rest in pepperonis.
Oh, but the one I killed wasn't?
No.
The one you killed was not part of a minion group.
Uh.
It looked like he also was some type of specialist.
Perhaps a pilot.
Oh.
Okay.
I probably should have waited until you looked at him.
Like closer.
Perhaps after battle.
But.
I perceived it.
Yeah.
You perceived it with your, uh.
Good perception.
My hunter goggles.
Hunter goggles.
Okay.
Uh.
After seeing, uh.
His friend being split in half.
Um.
The one.
Uh.
This.
This wookie over here.
Turns around and looks at.
Uh.
Looks at.
God damn it.
Ghost.
Uh.
And.
Yeah.
Something like that.
And he's, uh.
Upset and confused.
And.
Naturally.
Um.
Would you call that short or long?
I was going to say short, but I wanted to run that by you.
Is that unfair?
No.
Call it whatever you want to call it.
It's fair.
All right.
Don't forget.
He's got blood in his eyes.
No.
Blood out.
No.
We changed that to a.
That was a negative initiative.
Initiative order.
Yeah.
Which.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
But I got blood in their eyes.
When I missed my first shot, I hit the body and the blood sprayed up and went in their face.
Oh, okay.
Not all of them.
That is a very good reminder.
The, uh.
The ones on the bottom.
Well, that's not the one.
That's not their turn.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Just so you know.
So it's the dwarf looking.
The Gimli looking guys.
Yeah.
Except it's supposed to be a.
It's a Wookiee.
It looks like.
Really?
It looks like Gimli.
Oh, no.
Okay.
If you.
If you blow it up.
It's a Wookiee.
It's clearly a Wookiee.
But I do see.
I do see the Gimli.
Yeah.
Because in there the highlight on his hair looks like it's like he's bald.
Like he's bald.
Yeah.
Uh.
But he's not.
Uh.
Check succeeded.
He does 10 damage to Ghost.
Um.
Who.
What song do I have?
Oh.
I can't.
How do I get rid of that guy?
There he is.
Uh.
So that would be.
You have.
I have five.
So.
So that's five damage.
Yeah.
Five.
So.
Damn.
Yeah.
I have a lot of armor.
Uh.
I don't think it's.
I don't think it's the armor.
You actually don't have any armor.
Oh.
I guess I just.
You have padded clothes.
So it adds one.
But you're also a Wookiee.
So.
I'm just a tough son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Um.
The minion group.
Oh wait.
I don't know whose turn it is.
That turn is over.
Fleet officer.
All right.
Uh.
Yeah.
Fleet officer.
Uh.
The fleet officer looks at you.
Looks back at you Siren.
Because you had been commanding him earlier.
Uh.
Looking for guidance.
What.
What do we do?
Shoot them.
Who?
The.
The one on the right.
Okay.
The gameplay looking motherfucker.
Oh.
I think it's a Wookiee.
Shoot.
The guy.
The brown Wookiee.
Yeah.
Not the.
Not the blood soaked one over there.
Okay.
These character sheets are kind of messed up.
I can't type in them.
Oh.
See.
And I accidentally deleted him.
That's all right.
Good job.
Fleet officer.
Good job.
What kind of gun is that?
I want that.
Uh.
Just completely erased all minion group.
Right there.
And.
He is.
Is he in battle?
It doesn't look like it.
No.
There he is.
Oh.
At the bottom there.
I'm just going to roll it again.
Oof.
Well.
I guess he missed his turn.
Oh.
He'll get a turn.
All right.
Uh.
So.
Yeah.
He'll shoot.
The.
The fleet officer will shoot.
His blaster pistol.
Um.
Sorry.
What was.
Oh.
He'll be at close.
So.
Yeah.
I was at medium.
Succeeded.
Damage.
I have to.
Assume.
It's 11.
So.
He shoots and kills one of them.
One of them.
Oh.
Good job.
Buddy.
Did I do it right?
Yeah.
Now just keep doing it.
Tell your buddy to do it too.
All right.
So that's.
Okay.
They're at two here.
Uh.
Next up.
Uh.
Radarian pirate.
Uh.
The one over by.
By.
Ghost.
Uh.
Ghost turns.
Or I mean.
He turns towards.
Towards ghost.
Um.
Because ghost is the closest.
And.
Shoots his.
Blaster carbine.
Oh.
He's got a carbine.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
Uh.
And it's close.
Or.
Short.
With setback.
Oh.
You're right.
This was.
This one was the setback one.
Yeah.
Uh.
Check succeeded.
That's 10 damage.
Uh.
Two ghost.
Which brings him up to 13.
Should be just 10.
No.
I added five.
No.
He had.
He had three wounds.
So.
Oh.
He did.
Yeah.
I don't think.
No.
I don't think.
Okay.
Like.
Did he.
Give you medical attention?
I thought he stimmed all of.
Oh no.
He just stimmed me in.
Back.
That's what I remember too.
Uh oh.
Uh.
Ghost.
How you doing?
Uh.
I think he's sleeping.
Is he unconscious?
Ghost?
Yes.
You've just been blasted.
How do you feel?
Awful.
Okay.
But you're not unconscious?
No.
I have.
Betrayed?
Bewildered?
What's my max health?
I don't see that.
18.
Okay.
If you double click it'll.
It'll bring up your.
Yeah.
I just.
I just did.
So I have five left.
Okay.
Feeling.
Feeling alert.
Okay.
Uh.
But pain is nothing to my rage.
Ah.
Radarian pirate.
Okay.
So he just went.
Radarian crew.
Uh.
This one shoots at.
One of the close.
Oh.
He doesn't have a gun.
Um.
He uses his vibro knife.
He becomes engaged.
He takes a maneuver to become engaged with this fleet officer.
And uses his vibro knife on him.
He succeeds.
Doing.
Some damage.
But not.
Oh.
Vicious.
What is vicious?
That's a critical.
And it's just one success.
So he doesn't do a critical.
And.
Oh.
He does two.
Because it ignores his.
So.
So he does two damage.
Some damage to the fleet officer.
The first.
One of these fleet officers.
He does two damage.
He'll be fine.
Tis but to scratch.
It hurts.
Tis but to scratch.
It hurts.
Alright.
Uh.
That's.
Next up would be a PC.
Could be Mac.
Could be anyone.
Um.
I'm just gonna shoot at this Wookiee again.
Uh.
I think he's on your side.
This one?
No.
He's talking about Gimli.
Oh.
Yeah.
Gimli.
Oh.
I thought you were talking about the white one.
A Gookiee.
I'm gonna shoot him too if he don't keep his mouth shut.
Hitting.
Turn my speaker.
Turn it off.
Um.
Alright.
So.
Shoot at that one.
Combat normal.
Yeah.
Aim.
And I'm gonna aim.
Give yourself a boost.
Is that a boost?
Yes.
Do you aim it?
And then my difficulty is.
Is it still two?
Is it just one?
Uh.
Two.
Okay.
Check succeeded.
Nice.
Well done.
One threat.
Um.
The threat is.
That, um.
You.
You are.
I don't know what it would be.
But.
You're caught.
Your.
Your gun sort of, uh.
Back.
Not backfires.
But, uh.
What do you call it?
Recoils.
And, uh.
You slip.
And, um.
You slip down the stairs.
Okay.
Now you're at the bottom of the stairs.
I feel like that's a pretty harsh punishment for winning that role, but okay.
It's a threat.
Who has a gun pushing backwards and they fall forwards down the stairs?
Okay.
I just waited on the road.
Someone's going to call that a failure.
But he didn't take any damage, though.
No, he didn't take any damage.
He's just going to have to get a maneuver to get back up the stairs.
And my pride's hurt.
Oh, he didn't add a boost for being up high.
Uh.
No, you added the boost for aiming.
Wow.
Okay.
You want to roll just the boost die?
No, I don't care.
Okay.
It's fine.
Uh.
You did eight.
Eight damage.
Uh.
You take out one more of these, um.
These pirates.
So there's.
That's me.
Two.
Two for back.
Okay.
You guys are sleeping.
So there's one.
One up here.
And.
Two here.
I think.
Matt.
Uh.
Ghost killed one of them, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh.
I'm literally covered in blood.
I've killed so many guys.
And I've taken so much damage.
How dare you say I am asleep?
Well, you did sit there for a little while deciding what you were going to do.
Uh.
Or no.
No, it wasn't.
It was deciding how you felt about being hit.
So, yeah.
I guess that's fair.
It would take you a little while.
I was.
I was dazed.
Okay.
Uh.
Fleet officer.
Uh.
It's a fleet officer's turn.
Does.
Would.
You can give him some guidance if you'd like.
Or he's just going to shoot out of fear.
And.
And, uh.
Shoot the guy with the knife.
No.
Yeah.
Look down the.
The barrel.
Point the gun at the guy with your.
With the knife that's close to you.
Uh-huh.
And pull the trigger.
Okay.
He's going to do that.
But, uh.
Without a boost.
So.
No.
It's called an aim.
He actually guided him to aim.
Yeah.
I feel like we're abusing aim.
I feel like it's a very simple mechanic.
Well.
Yeah.
So.
That's my problem with it.
Okay.
So.
He does seven damage.
To the.
To the guy with the knife.
And.
Um.
Actually.
No.
This is the guy that was the pilot.
But anyway.
That's the pilot.
Yeah.
You got.
You did not kill the pilot.
I think I said you killed the pilot.
But you did not.
No.
You said I killed like an engineer or something.
Yeah.
So that.
So that's why he doesn't have a gun.
He only has a.
Has a knife.
All right.
Uh.
So he's able to.
Shoot and kill him.
Good job.
Buddy.
I've never killed before.
He's a.
You did a good job for it.
You should be proud.
Wait.
Why'd you mark the other fleet officer dead?
Oh.
Whoops.
Wrong guy.
I don't have any PTSD about it until after the fight.
Oh.
Right.
Good idea.
You might have to do it again.
I might have what you might call a setback.
What's a setback?
One of them is dead.
There was three of them.
Two of them.
Two of them are dead.
You killed two.
There's.
There's one left.
That's.
That's two meta.
What's a setback?
Uh.
Two are.
Two.
Two are dead?
Yeah.
Matt killed two.
Two gameways are dead.
There's still.
Oh.
Okay.
I thought you were dead.
Only one of the.
Only one of the tongue aliens are dead.
There's a way to show it on here.
But I'm not.
Good at it yet.
Okay.
Ghost.
It is your turn.
I guess you're not very tech savvy.
Uh.
No.
I.
Guess not.
Um.
I guess I'll just attack this guy.
Okay.
Maneuver.
And.
Uh.
Vibraxen.
Sounds good.
You know.
My bread and butter.
Oof.
Ouch.
That's.
Well apparently.
I am very very hurt.
And I can't hit someone with an axe.
Do I still get a crit.
For getting two advantages?
No.
How could you get a crit.
If I missed?
You know.
I don't know.
Something fell on him.
That I cut.
A box.
Well.
You knew.
Well.
I mean.
You could use a light side point.
For something.
But I don't know.
What at this point.
Can I just use my two advantages.
For S.I.
Anything?
I.
Oh yeah.
You can use your advantage.
For stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just not.
Not for damage.
Because you do.
No.
I get that.
Yeah.
So.
In order to avoid my swings.
He had to duck.
And so.
It would cost him an extra maneuver.
In order to.
Like.
Get up.
And then.
Aim.
Or shoot.
Or move.
Or whatever.
Okay.
Zeke.
So it's Zeke's turn next.
Zeke moves up.
Just.
On his free maneuver.
But he.
And so he.
He can shoot at.
That one you just missed.
Um.
He.
That.
That one that you just missed.
Is behind cover.
From Zeke's perspective.
So it will be a.
A setback.
On his role.
But he's gonna go for it.
Go for it Zeke.
You got this.
Uh.
It is a success.
Yay.
Eleven damage.
Yay.
Let's see.
That probably kills another one.
It does kill another one.
But there is one left.
Yay.
Yes.
So.
Okay.
So there's one and one here.
On this side.
Yes.
Okay.
Uh.
Let's see.
Back to the top.
Sarn.
You meant the Gimli's I guess.
The Gimli's?
The.
Yeah.
The ones in the bottom left.
Okay.
Six successes.
Six.
Six successes.
Uh.
You killed two of them.
Oof.
Alright.
There's one left.
Oh.
There's unit wounds.
Maybe that's where I need to put it.
I don't know.
Anyway.
You do kill two of them.
So there's one left.
There's one Gimli over there.
Uh.
It is now.
Vodarian pirate.
Um.
Uh.
Who is still preoccupied.
Well he hears.
He hears ghost.
Uh.
Whiff.
At his comrade.
Behind him.
Hey.
Tiger.
This.
Oh.
What's that?
This minion group.
Gimli didn't go.
No.
It's not his turn.
Well he didn't go.
He didn't go last.
Last turn I guess.
But.
I just skipped.
I just skipped it.
Okay.
Wait.
Is he even in the initiative?
I don't think so.
Oh.
I thought I had added him.
Yeah.
I thought you did too.
But.
Oh.
Cause.
As soon as you did that.
It took out.
The one that was above.
That should be going now.
Okay.
I'm going to manually change his.
Where is he at?
He's not 3.01.
He is not.
Well the other.
Well the other one.
I can't.
I can't change him.
So I'm just going to roll with it where he is.
But give him the turn now.
Alright.
Yeah.
But he's going to turn towards Ghost.
And.
Shoot him.
It's going to be close.
He shoots and misses.
Bringing up.
The fleet officer.
Shoot that last one.
Boyo.
Alright.
He shoots towards the last Gimli.
And fails.
Radarion pirate.
This one has a setback.
Right.
Because of.
The bloody eyes.
But is basically just facing Ghost.
Well he's also on the ground.
That is the setback.
I thought that was the bloody eyes.
No he doesn't have bloody eyes.
No that was only one turn.
Oh.
Bloody eyes is just one turn.
Bloody eyes.
Bloody eyes forever.
And misses.
Thank the lord.
Max turn.
Yeah.
You really.
Living guy.
You really escaped.
Something there Ghost.
Or is there.
Which one's the one that's alive?
Because I can't.
Is it this one right here?
My ghost.
No.
There's each.
There's one alive in each group.
Okay.
Correct.
Alright.
I'm going to move closer to the robot.
Okay.
And I'm going to climb into the seat of the forplift.
Okay.
So that would be.
That's going to be two maneuvers.
Alright.
That's fine.
I'll take it.
Just because it would be complicated to move into the robot.
Yeah.
I'm in the robot now.
But I'm hiding.
But that.
I'm going to shoot from the robot.
So it's going to be a strain.
Okay.
Alright.
I know.
You just want to get in the robot.
Which is good.
You are now in the robot.
And I shoot from the robot.
Okay.
Alright.
And what's it called?
Weapons.
Blaster.
And then what's.
And then I'm assuming the robot's going to give me like what?
Three boosts?
No.
It's not going to give you.
You're not going to.
What is the robot doing to boost you?
I mean I'm just kidding.
I'm higher.
Come on.
It's like.
You're lucky I'm not giving you a setback for being in the.
In the.
In the robot.
Alright.
Fine.
Alright.
So regular?
Yeah.
Easy difficulty or regular?
I guess you're closer.
So you could go with easy.
Cool.
Boost.
Yeah.
And my advantage is now I'm in a motherfucking robot.
Fine.
You killed another one.
So I hope you're happy.
Yes I am.
I can't.
I'm piloting a robot and I kill three pirates.
I mean I'm on top of my game here today.
Yeah.
That's good.
Good.
And I'm looking at it.
I'm looking for the dead button.
Alright.
Fleet officer.
Killed that last one.
Your buddy couldn't do it.
Alright.
He shoots.
He succeeds.
10 damage.
Huh?
Alright.
That will be the end of this one here.
Hey.
Yeah.
Alright.
Where's he at in here?
Oh really?
Oh.
What?
Nothing.
I was just looking at who's next in the initiative order.
Okay.
Ghost.
So who's left to fight?
Just the guy in front of me?
Yeah.
Cool.
You know.
I'm going to axe away.
I'm going to roll a dark side point.
Uh huh.
And upgrade the difficulty.
Because since you just missed at him.
He sees a weakness in your game.
In your swinging game.
And tries to do some counter.
So that upgrades one of the purples to a red.
I don't like that.
Um.
Okay.
Uh.
I'm going to flip a light side point.
You just kick him in the head.
And what does that do?
What does that do?
I'm just kidding.
Oh.
Um.
I'm going to flip a light side point to negate everything you just said.
Well.
That's what I was going to get upset if I said negating everything.
But.
I almost said that.
But I decided not to.
Uh.
Alright.
He is trainable.
Fuck.
Well.
There you go.
Congratulations motherfucker.
Alright.
Uh.
But you do have three advantages.
Yeah.
I don't care.
Whatever.
Doesn't mean anything.
Okay.
Um.
Uh.
It's Zeke's turn.
Who does have.
Uh.
He still.
He does have a shot on.
That.
Person there.
Can he move closer?
He can move closer.
You should say that to him.
Hey Zeke.
Move closer.
To get a better shot.
Fuck you.
Don't tell me what to do.
Okay.
Fine.
I'll do it.
But not because you told me to.
And he moves closer.
I'm going to kick you after this.
Please don't.
It's my weakness.
With my robot.
Oh is that what that is?
Shoot the guy.
We'll finish this later.
Alright.
Uh.
He succeeds doing eight damage.
Which.
Uh.
Is enough to kill that pirate.
Uh.
And that would be the last pirate.
Except for the other guy that's in the airlock.
Uh.
Hold on.
Let me kill this man here.
Let me kill this guy before figuring out what to do.
Okay.
Uh.
Everyone that you can see is dead.
Uh.
So that ends combat.
Yay.
Hey.
Fleet officers.
Yes.
Can you turn off that alarm please?
Uh.
And they scramble over.
And.
Um.
Turn off the alarm.
Click a button on the wall.
Did any of us could have pushed?
Uh.
They do like a secret.
Thing.
Secret button.
Secret button pushing.
Yeah.
It's a very.
Very.
Complicated set of button pushes.
You wouldn't understand.
Or just use.
Use their fingerprints or something.
Yeah.
No.
I said what I said.
Yeah.
I know.
I was just.
I was just interpreting.
Okay.
I go up and pat those guys on the back.
And I go through all the pockets.
And you look.
You.
When you.
When you stick your hand in one of the pockets.
You notice that it's warm and wet.
When I pull out my hand.
What color is it?
Yellow.
Oh.
That'll teach you.
Oh boy.
Can I take this guy's vibro knife?
Uh.
No.
Why?
It's his.
No don't take my knife.
He's.
He's dead.
Oh wait.
What.
What guy?
The pilot.
Why would you think you let go pocket feeling some guy's pocket?
I thought.
I thought you were.
I thought you were talking about the fleet officer.
No.
The pilot's vibro knife.
He peed himself.
He peed himself too.
Typical star.
Uh.
Sure.
You can take his vibro knife.
Sweet.
Add that to my list.
Uh.
But that would.
Put you over the encumbrance.
Yeah.
I'm over encumbrance.
So.
I recommend you not do that.
Or lose something.
All right.
Uh.
Think about it this week.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
Uh.
As you guys start to.
Like.
Regroup.
Uh.
Someone comes walking out of the door.
Uh.
Startling you.
Uh.
Which door?
The door that.
The.
The airlock door.
Oh.
Okay.
That door.
Who are you?
It's me.
Jake.
You guys don't remember?
I've been here the whole time.
Oh.
I'm so glad I didn't shoot you.
Yeah.
I know.
I was scared there for a second too.
So you hid?
Uh.
No.
I see you've been hanging out with Mac.
Jack Mac a little bit too much.
Yeah.
Oh.
Three people.
And I'm in my fucking.
You better watch your ass.
I'm in a robot suit now.
I'm pretty badass right now.
And then.
Oh.
Yeah.
I walk over to Zeke and kick him lightly.
Oh.
Ouch.
And then also.
Uh.
Jake.
Just.
Uh.
He looks at the camera and shrugs.
Okay.
Wait.
All right.
Did he just pull a gym from the office?
Yeah.
For all credits.
Um.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Uh.
I was not trying to pick on you, Ryan, at the end there.
I was trying to give you an out since you're going to be out for a couple weeks.
So I thought if on that red.
If on that red die, if you had rolled a failure, then I might have pulled some chicanery to get
you to be like arrested or something.
I don't know.
But obviously it didn't happen.
Uh.
Yeah.
Well.
You know.
Now he's got to go into Wookiee hibernation.
Yeah.
It's fine.
Like, you know, maybe Wookiees take a long time to heal.
I'm pretty hurt.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's.
It took Boba Fett four episodes to heal.
Right.
So.
I have not been.
I have not been watching that show.
What was even here?
You got to check it out.
It's the best show we've ever seen.
It's actually really good.
It's so good.
It's awesome.
I know you're.
It's awesome.
I know you're.
Absolutely wrong.
Guys.
People just don't get it.
I'm not a stranger to the internet.
I know you're wrong is a strong word.
Yeah.
And that's what you are.
A strong.
It really is one of those shows that once it gets going, you got to watch the first few
episodes before.
The great thing is, is I don't give a shit about Boba Fett.
And so I'm coming in with super low expectations.
And so I think I probably actually will enjoy it because it doesn't matter.
You should raise your expectations really high because it's a cinematic triumph.
Really?
I, you know, I did see the scene with those stupid, colorful speeder bikes with like.
Yeah.
If you watch one scene of anything, it's something to look bad.
20 rear view mirrors.
No, that that chase scene was maybe the worst scene.
I've ever seen.
It's so bad.
It's like this like weird slow chasing where they're like running into pictures of Jabba
the Hutt.
I don't know, man.
I was laughing the whole time watching that scene.