Thank you.
He finds himself gravely injured and will surely be out of action for at least the next few weeks.
Can Max's new power loader robot suit fix a broken Wookiee?
Will Sarn try to eat a dead pirate as he did a dead Taleo?
Find out this week on the crew of the Kahuna, I guess.
Got to work on that last pin turn.
Well, we need a brand.
Yeah, that was a little rough.
Uh, fine.
Okay, let's see.
What are we going to play in the back here?
Oh, video today?
Oh, yeah, good.
I always forget the video.
Um, actually, give me a second.
I have a new one.
Oh.
Yeah, I haven't uploaded it yet, though.
Just take me one second.
This is going great.
So, are we taking your, the light side points from last week or what?
Uh, I can't figure out how to reset it.
So, this is actually not the same as it was before.
So, if we want to, I don't really know how to remove them.
There's some kind of, there's usually like a menu I can get into, but the menu is off now.
So, do, yeah, I guess I can't even send you the, the rolls then.
So, we'll just do three light and two dark.
Doesn't matter.
No, this matters.
You don't even use.
No.
All right.
Let me, how did I send this over?
I don't even remember how I did it.
Oh, too late.
I guess we're watching the old one.
No, I want to, I want to watch the new one.
I don't even remember how this works, though.
Oops.
Multiple.
All right.
Multiple.
Do it again.
Yeah.
I don't know how to edit it.
Oh, boy.
Take my stick.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Now, I figured it out.
Let's see if this works.
Oh, God.
It's never ending.
Oh, yeah.
I guess it repeats.
Oh, no.
It's in the wrong format.
All right.
Well.
What format is it?
It's an MOV.
Oh, if I just, if I just, yeah.
If I just mail it to you guys, I'll put it in the discord.
Should be able to open it, huh?
Oh, it may be downloaded.
Oh, really?
This better not be a suspicious software.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, it's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
We're going pretty fast.
Oh, it's played by Ryan Dan.
Well, that was hipping with it.
Did I accept?
You guys like that song?
I did.
I fucking love that for us.
What was that from?
Uh, it's actually from Space Channel 5.
But it kind of reminded me of Cowboy Bebop.
But it wasn't exactly Cowboy Bebop.
And I thought it fit pretty good.
Have you watched it yet?
No.
You got to get on that shit, bud.
How about you stop telling me what to do?
I won't.
And I never will.
You need it.
I guess I'll just play this.
My stick.
My stick is better than bacon.
All right.
You guys are on the Shandrilla Dispatch.
And the last thing that happened was, this is Jake.
After the combat, he had walked out from the ready room back here.
And Shrugged, looked at the camera, and then credits rolled.
Oh, yeah.
He did a gym.
Yeah.
Basically, yeah.
He did like a gym helper.
Yeah.
And so he comes up.
And Zeke is like, Jake, you were back there the whole time?
Yeah, boss.
I was back there the whole time.
Why weren't you out there to help us?
And he looks down.
And across, like, his belly on Jake, he's slashed.
He's just, he's bleeding.
No.
Yeah.
They got me, boss.
They came in.
There were three of them.
They overpowered me.
They stabbed me.
And it's not looking good.
No.
The first thing is you two come out, you shrugged.
It was like a dramatic entrance.
I didn't want you to worry.
Didn't want us to worry.
You're bleeding from your gut.
A giant cut across your belly.
And Zeke runs up to him.
And he sort of holds him.
And, like, Jake is bleeding out.
And you can tell that, like, Zeke is, like, very emotional.
And he starts talking about, like, you know, it's been so long that we have been together.
And Jake is telling him, like, you know, if I'm going to go out, I'm glad that, you know, I'm going out with you.
We started together.
And we're going to end this together.
That's so sad.
And you get the sense that they have been in the woods for a long time.
And they've seen some shit.
And as he holds them, he slowly breathes his last breath and dies.
Jake, no.
No.
And he's a little bit.
Yeah.
Saren walks up.
Puts his hand on Zeke's shoulder.
And starts going through Jake's pockets.
Oh.
He doesn't got anything in that.
I didn't know.
I had to check.
They're security pockets.
That's just his way.
That's Saren's way.
Of acknowledging the dead.
Of grieving.
I mean, I can treat him like that.
Taleo and eat him.
That's his other way of grieving.
You don't want to do that.
Oh, that's great, you guys.
I am quite emotional.
We've been together a long time.
We trained together.
We're in the same lot.
Thanks.
It's going to be tough.
You know, Jake was like a brother to me.
He was also literally a brother.
Yeah, you were.
You're all brothers.
Yeah.
I mean, you're kind of.
You're just the same person.
You guys look like twins.
You guys could be twins.
Yeah, we could be twins.
And he sort of tells you like about how they came up together.
And they served together under the same like regiment for a long time.
And then finally went into retirement.
And were kind of rejected clones after Order 66.
And sort of found a place to live and build like some kind of like useful life in the woods.
And worked for the Radarian chain just for basically scraps to keep them going until they ran into you.
If I can suggest something.
They didn't really.
Yeah.
Why don't you take his blaster rifle?
So next time we're not confused with the fact that you can't hit anything because all you have is a pistol.
So this is an example of a spot where it might be good to do like character stuff rather than logistical stuff like check pockets.
I know that was just a joke.
But like check pockets and trade out inventory.
Where's the Wookiee right now?
So the Wookiee is he's kind of like behind Sarn.
Like where it shows.
And he's also he's hurting but he's not like openly bleeding.
He's just kind of.
Did he pass out?
No, he didn't.
He didn't pass out.
But he is kind of like bent over having got blasted a few times.
Sarn.
The Wookiee.
Yeah, he's right back there.
You hear that?
He's speaking more eloquently than he ever has before.
I'm hit.
I don't feel so good.
Should probably get you back on the wave and into the bacta tanks that we have in there.
First, we need to find out where to go.
I'm not going to.
If I die.
I need to make sure that we're on the right track to getting the bud radar.
All right.
Should we go talk to the captain?
See where.
The captain is not going to know where the pirates were coming from.
We got to search the pirate.
We should probably search the pirate stuff and maybe search their, you know, you can search their pockets.
All right.
I go through all the pirates' pockets.
Oh, that's going to be a perception check.
That's going to be like several perception checks in a row.
Yeah.
You should just do a perception check, I guess.
I succeeded.
Okay.
Um, you notice, uh, where the pirates had come from.
Um, they had cut their way through the door, obviously.
And it would seem that, um, they're wearing, they have equipment that was with them that suggests that, um, the ship must have attached.
There must have been, there must have attached to the side of the Chandrila dispatch.
Well, we should probably check out, uh, do we know where the Kahuna wave is docked?
The Kahuna wave is following you.
Rain my ship, whoa.
Yeah.
All right.
Um, I get, I get on the, uh,
Communicator.
The comm.
And I, I ask, uh, oh, what was the, who's, who's the guy still on the, the wave?
Zero?
Uh, his name is Oak.
He healed you.
His name is Oak, not Zero.
You were way off.
Yeah.
I mean, Oak starts with a zero, kind of.
That's really illiterate.
I should, I should really start to learn people's names.
Uh, raiding wasn't battle critical, I guess.
Yeah, it wasn't, all right?
So I'm struggling with it.
Don't make fun of me.
Oh.
Zero?
This is Max Skyblade.
Uh, this is Oak.
Uh, who's Zero?
This is Max Skyblade, not Zero.
How's my ship doing?
Max, are you taking care of it?
Max Skyblade?
I don't know a Max Skyblade.
I'm the captain of that ship you're in.
Oh, you mean Max Saint Skyblade?
Is that how I introduce myself to him?
I really do.
Yeah, I really do.
Oh, hello.
How's my ship doing?
Where are you, where are you located now?
We're following approximately two lengths behind you.
All right.
Just maintaining distance.
Is there a pirate ship still attached?
There are, it looks like there are two pods on, well, I can only see the one on the side.
There's still a pod attached.
All right.
By the airlock?
Right.
On the, well, if I'm looking at the map, right, yeah, it would be on the other side of that airlock.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
Hang on a second.
What did we find in the pockets again, exactly?
Nothing exactly.
I didn't really, so yeah, I was basically just saying that it suggests that they came from a pod attached to the ship.
Okay.
And Oak was able to confirm that.
He can still see the pod is attached.
All right.
Well, we got to get, we got to get the Wookiee someplace to stop so he can stop his, you know, is he, he looks a lot more hurt than he should be for some reason.
No.
Check the pod.
What's in the pod?
We need to know where we're going.
All right.
Well, let's go check the pod.
We need to get the butt radar.
Don't take your eyes off the prize.
I'm going to use the robot to pick up the Wookiee because I definitely want to get this thing rolling.
And I've just been sitting here and I'm trying to keep, you know, very interested in this very solemn moment of my friend and ally and your Zeke's friend and ally.
No, it's, it's clear that you're distracted by the, uh, by the robot.
I could tell you weren't, you didn't care very, very much about my fallen comrade or.
Where did you even get that from?
I offered my condolences.
I didn't even search his pockets.
Like my first.
Start steps over Jake's body to go to the, the pod.
Okay.
You see, you see on there that, uh, there is a cut in the door.
Um, and on the other side, they locked the door to the pod behind them.
Uh, so there's, so there's, so it's basically like a space, like another, like the door to the pod is locked behind.
Uh, can I check out the panel?
See if there's like an open button?
First, first, first Mac, uh, do a hard computers check.
Well, computers, I guess maybe mechanics.
Wouldn't it be mechanics?
For the robot.
Yeah, I, what did I say?
Computers.
Mechanics probably makes more sense.
Or if, if you've got an idea for another one, that's fine too.
Hard or regular?
Uh, which one?
You're doing mechanics?
Yeah, mechanics.
Let's remember.
Hard.
I'm an ace pilot.
Unrelated.
Yeah, but that means, I mean, I know what I'm doing.
I could pilot anything.
Yeah, the, uh, the record will show that you're an ace pilot.
The record will show, I could pilot anything that's not living.
Except for those, remember, remember those beasts I tried riding once?
Oh yeah, you fell off of it, didn't you?
No, somebody fell.
I fell.
Yeah.
Alright, well, regular.
You did say you can pilot anything that wasn't living.
Right.
Yes, exactly.
So don't ever put me on the Wookiee.
Alright, so one or two?
Well, it's three.
Purple?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's three.
Ah, goddammit.
Even though I'm a pilot?
Unrelated.
I mean, to get it started is going to be.
Yeah.
Got it.
On the first go.
And it's cold.
And I started.
And it, this thing is working.
Woo!
Okay, so, so two threats.
Um, I'm going to say that it did not start right away when you started it.
Oh.
It frustrated the hell out of you.
You were so mad.
You know, like when you get into the car finally and the car's like dead and it's, you know,
you just get really pissed off and you start banging on the steering wheel.
This is, this is even worse because I've wanted to pilot one of these my whole life.
Exactly.
I've kept this secret.
I've kept this secret from my friends, but I've always wanted to be in a giant robot.
But, you know, how do you tell people that?
And when you, when you turn the button, it just kind of like, wow, wow, wow, wow.
And it didn't start.
So you just, you just started banging on it and banging and banging until it finally, it
finally started.
It's the mechanic in me.
And it, it, it starts, it starts up, but not before it giving you a strain for having
hit it, hit the dash.
You know how you are.
You hit the dashboard very hard and cause yourself some strain.
I'm going to put that strain in there.
So you're at two strain now.
Uh, but it does start and it starts moving, um, in the area and you're starting to like move
your arms around.
Andy, do you remember an archer when he had the power loader?
Yeah.
That's, that's basically what, what he's in.
And he's basically as excited as our archer was.
Do you see that picture I sent in the chat?
I was, I fucking loved it.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I worked really hard on that picture.
Yeah, there I am.
God damn, look how happy I am.
Dude.
Oh man.
All right.
So I go over and I'm like just punching the air and I'm doing all sorts of like cool things
pretending like I'm doing like, like, like I'm like a Gundam.
So I'm like, you know, and then I eventually go to pick up the rookie.
Wait, son.
Did you get the door open?
Um, I'm checking it right now.
Hey, pilot, diplomat.
Go for her.
Why don't you go try and help him with the door?
Fuck it.
We're not going to pilot that thing.
Just knock the door down.
Oh, that's a good idea.
You know what?
That's a great idea.
I don't even care that Sarn hasn't even tried yet.
I'm going to just go do this idea.
All right.
So is that another mechanics check or is that a melee check?
So, so you, you start, uh, moving, you start moving your power, you and your, your robot
power armor over into the ready room.
And in order to do it, since you have the power armor, it, uh, you have basically the,
so it would be a, let's see, it's going to be a athletics check because, well, I imagine
how are you going to try and take it down?
The door?
Yeah.
Well, it's by simple, like I'm going to start punching it with the arm.
Well, it's got a cut in it.
So you might want to like try to wedge that.
No, the cut, the cut in the door was the main door into the Chandrila dispatch.
You're trying to get into the pod that attaches to the side.
So that was an extra door.
So it was like a double, a double door.
So it's basic.
That door is there to stop people from going into that pod that aren't supposed to be in
that pod.
Gotcha.
Uh, you are one of those people.
So punch it and pull it.
Okay.
And pull it.
Okay.
And pull it.
So that's two athletics checks.
Punch it.
And pull it.
No.
Okay.
There's.
Just one.
Yeah.
Just one.
Okay.
It's all one motion.
So it's going to be an athletics check, but because, because you, you have the suit, um,
it will be.
So what is your, what is your athletics now?
It's a, it's aided.
It's an aided check.
Okay.
So you're, you have zero rank in athletics, right?
So you would have.
Yeah.
Okay.
That sounds right.
Don't you?
Yeah.
Um, so it would be three green die, but since you have the suit on, you can roll four because
the brawn of the suit, the brawn of the suit is four.
And it's regular difficulty.
Uh, yes.
All right.
Anything else?
Um, you have to make sound effects.
All right.
I stand back.
Okay.
Oh, but I got several advantages.
Several.
About five of them.
Okay.
Do you have an idea how you want to spend them?
Uh, just on tearing down the door.
Well, by virtue of the fact that you're, you failed, you did not open it, but you can do
something that would aid Sarn in opening it or something like that.
Oh, um, how about I've ripped a hole, a hole in the side, just big enough for him to fit
through.
Is that still, is that still?
No, I like, I like that.
I like that, but it's still going to have to be, uh, let's, let's see.
Do you want me to roll another check?
No, I'm just thinking what, what check might it be if Sarn was going to squeeze into like
a, a crack in a door?
Like I guess athletics, but maybe something else.
Coercion?
Coercion.
Um, what about streetwise?
Because it's like, it's like, it's on the, it is on the floor.
And it's trying to like, it's like breaking and entering.
Ooh, that's good.
You like that?
Okay.
I will allow that if you can give me some backstory on Sarn having some streetwise knowledge
of crawling into a crack.
Well, I think I'm just going to flip the light side point.
So you don't have to tell a story?
Yeah.
No.
I reject.
Um, oh, story about Sarn.
Yeah.
So it's a streetwise, right?
So some, something happened like a streetwise is like, um, you know, getting in trouble type
stuff.
So, so maybe there was like a mission.
Tell us about one time you got some wisdom while you were on the street.
Yeah, exactly.
Something like that.
I don't know.
I just, I want some, I want some extra narrative stuff from, to allow the streetwise.
I'm going to allow it, but I want you to work for it.
There you go.
So when Sarn was with the, the person, Guy X, the, uh, the trainer that, that Sarn had
to, uh, teach, teach Sarn about being a bounty hunter and an assassin, that was one of his
goals was to, he was, he would sit inside of a building and he would want Sarn to go in
there to, and get in, get in without being noticed.
And after many, many, many failed attempts, because he was a very good assassin, very good
ears.
Sarn was able to sneak, sneak in via small air duct and surprise Guy X.
Okay.
So that got him better or got Sarn better at small areas.
Small areas.
Yeah.
Okay.
So being able to see like different area or different approaches on how to get, get into places.
So Sarn took it as a learning experience.
Now he's kind of like a cat.
He knows what his body, your Sarn knows what, um, the size of the crevice that they can fit
into.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, then take a boost on your street rise.
Did we get a name for your guy?
Your, your mentor?
Guy X.
Oh, Guy X.
That's why I heard Guy S. And I was like, oh.
I was like some guy.
Okay.
Uh, difficulty?
Um, let's say it's regular.
You're regular.
Oh, no.
Oh, all right.
Thread.
Okay.
So, uh, the, the thread as you squeeze through, uh, it was not as big as you thought it was.
And you really, really have to squeeze yourself down to jam yourself through, um, suffering a strain.
But then I had this extra strain proof space suit on.
No.
And you.
No.
Did you, did you already add it?
Yeah.
Did, did you want to say anything to Mac about the Guy X thing or just kind of leave it?
No, just leave it.
Okay.
But Mac, you do notice that.
Oh, I am very, I am, I am very surprised at how, uh, even though it was a, seemed like it was a struggle.
You got in there quickly, more quickly than I would have expected.
You, you really crawled in there.
You're cat-like.
You know, feline.
Thank you.
It's a link who really helped with.
You know, like cats have whiskers, shows them like what space they can get through.
Yeah.
The link who do the same thing.
Is that, is that true?
I always heard that that was just a, uh, it was just like a, uh, uh, stereotype.
About Twi'leks?
Yeah.
Or about cats?
About a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
So did, so did Sarn, I, you didn't mention that you stuck your, uh, your Twi'le, your
Lego in there first.
Well, you go in there first.
Did you, like, turn around and, like, tentacle the, the gap?
Hmm.
Are they prehensile?
I don't know.
Uh, no.
They're vestigil.
Very surprised.
I'm holding the door a little bit, maybe.
Um, or I'm just looking at you.
Holy, holy, holy shit.
Did you see that?
You wiggled through that thing.
It was disgusting.
What?
Like your...
Oh.
It beats.
Oh.
Are you, like, uh, together?
So, you don't mind if I, uh...
Oh.
Uh, no.
Go right ahead.
I, I personally thought he was going after the Wookiee, but I go...
Or she...
They were...
Okay, so, Sarn, you squeeze through and you, you fall out of the, of the, uh, the slit
in the wall, and you're inside.
I mean, this shows you in the airlock.
I don't really have the ship on the other side, so shame on me.
But, um, you are in, like, what amounts to, like, uh, I don't know.
A skate pod?
Yeah, it's, yeah, it's more or less, yeah, exactly.
It's an escape pod that could fit three, three people, but very, it would be very crammed.
And so, yeah, kind of like a dinghy.
And, um, you see that there is a very simple, like, nav computer.
All right.
Well, first off, I want to try to open the door.
Okay.
From the inside.
Uh, from the inside, you're able, there's just a switch, and you can flick it, and the door is open.
You know what?
I don't do that yet.
Uh, it's too late.
You wouldn't know if you could open it if you didn't push the button.
You just saw a button and pushed it, and the door opened.
That sounds about right.
You can push it again.
I'm glad they're open to the deep hatch.
Oh, yeah.
I open it.
Look at Mac out there.
In the robot.
And I just close it again.
What the hell?
Oh, I am, I don't even care.
I'm just using the robot arms to, like, what the hell?
Oh, look at that.
Oh, man.
Can I make those sound effects?
No.
Oh, well, I'm going to find my own.
All right.
So, I want to look through their, um...
Pockets?
Their data.
Okay.
There's no bodies on there.
But I will look for, like, a glove box first.
This never works out well for you, the glove box.
No, it worked out fine one time, because then I got the business card.
Okay.
Um...
Do, uh...
Like, an average perception check.
I really should upgrade my perception.
One of you should, probably.
Check failed.
Uh, you don't find anything.
Uh, but you do find an advantage.
It will give you a boost.
Um, you do find a post-it note.
I guess we did this already.
But you do find a post-it note of, like, some information that should make logging into the
computer easier.
Was that a password?
Did you just find a password?
Uh, let's say it's, uh, similar to a password.
But it's not gonna...
Yeah.
But, well, it's not...
It's not as successful.
So, um...
It's not the entire password.
I was just gonna say I found, like, the, uh...
The book for the type of shuttle.
Okay.
And it told me how to find the...
Another glove box?
No.
It told me where to find the hidden 20 stim packs that they hide on the board of all these...
Uh...
No, just how to, you know...
Like, the owner's manual.
So, it tells me how to find the...
Okay.
Not the log in, but the...
The log from where it passed.
The travel log.
Travel log.
Yeah, the black box.
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh, then do...
I don't think astrogation is quite right.
I'm thinking computers.
Okay.
I could be convinced on skullduggery, maybe?
No, I think I'll stick with computers.
Okay.
I did not want you to have two difficulty.
I just wanted it to be a simple one.
So, uh...
You have two successes.
Because...
So, the way...
Just...
I won't say this all the time, but just kind of what I'm thinking is on these simple ones.
If you rolled a lot of successes or a lot of advantages, I'll give you more information.
But I also don't want you to fail because then we're not going to go anywhere.
So, like, I need you to succeed.
I need you to open the computer.
But it's just a matter of how much information you get.
Um, so I see...
Did you say you get a boost, too?
Yeah, you got a boost from the, uh, the post-it note.
All right.
I didn't put a boost.
So, yeah, go ahead and roll a boost.
But you kept the difficulty in there, so...
Uh, you really...
But, anyway...
You...
So, you are able to get into it.
And you're looking at the computer.
And you can see, um, where it's coming from.
There are some communications in there from, uh...
But Radar.
You can see some, like, old emails.
And...
All right.
Before that, before I continue any further, I go back.
I open up the door.
And I look at Zeke out there.
I go, please tell me he was not the engineer that can work on computers.
What are you talking about?
Jake?
The dead guy.
Yeah.
Uh...
He wasn't the engineer.
No, that's my brother.
I...
I insist you treat him with respect.
Did Jake...
Was Jake the engineer?
No.
The engineer's on the...
Okay.
Okay, then I close the door and go back to reading.
Jesus Christ.
Is this guy always like this?
He's talking to Mac?
He's talking to Mac.
Yeah.
He's kind of brunt.
He's, uh...
He's got...
He's...
As my father would say, he's got no tact.
I can't...
I can't take you seriously in that robot.
It's just...
I don't know.
You look like...
I can't take...
I can't take you seriously without the suit.
Honestly, I can...
I can...
You know, I...
Fuck this thing.
It's like...
I feel like a...
I feel like a king in a castle.
Well...
You see all that I did to that door?
I failed breaking that door and I still made a hole.
Roy, if you put a hole in me like that and I saw...
One, that song could, you know, wiggle through.
I'd probably be dead.
But you look like a kid on Life Day.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh, yes.
It is.
That is my favorite holiday, honestly.
Life Day.
It's a good life.
It's a good day.
You know.
What...
I never...
I never had a Life Day, mostly because I didn't have any parents.
But I...
I'm a clone.
I have no parents.
You're a clone?
Didn't you notice we all look the same?
You're twins.
Huh.
And it goes...
It goes back to Sarn.
Sarn.
Messing around on the computer.
All right.
I see a couple of transmissions from ButtRadar.
And, yeah, there's transmissions from ButtRadar.
Basically, it's just mission data about attacking the ship that you're on.
Um...
They needed to steal some cargo.
So, basically, they were...
What they were supposed to do was...
Was weaken...
Uh...
The resistance inside the pirate ship.
Then they were going...
Or not the...
The pirated ship.
The piratey.
And then they were going to come by with the bigger ship.
Take all this stuff.
And head back to...
The...
Um...
The pirate base.
Within that, it does have, like, a little, like, map pin on there.
And you click on it.
And you see the coordinates for where the pirate base is.
It's in Blackwind Crater.
But not in...
The...
The exact center of it.
Which is where you guys went.
Uh...
You do notice that in the exact center, because it pulls up a map, uh...
Is a retention pond.
Uh...
Which appears to be very much a dead end.
All right.
Darn, what do you see in there?
I...
I write down the...
The coordinates on the post-it note.
It's called...
It's...
It's labeled just simply...
The Vault.
Okay.
All right.
I open the door.
I go up to Zeke.
And I'm in a huff.
I go, Zeke, have you ever heard of anything called The Vault?
Uh...
Yes, I know of The Vault.
Did you know that's the pirate base?
Uh...
Yes.
Why didn't you tell us that's the...
When we were on the...
After we defeated the monkeys.
Well, I don't know exactly where it is.
So, if I ever have to talk with the, uh...
The pirates...
It's a whole thing.
And they put a hood over my head and...
Like, in a black van.
And, like...
I don't know exactly where it is.
I've seen it.
I take the post-it note.
Yes.
I take the post-it note.
Stick it to his chest.
And poke it really hard.
And go, that's where it is.
This looks like half a password.
No, I really...
Did you...
Oh, you wrote it down?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh.
Nice.
How far is that from your camp?
Uh...
And he takes a look at it.
And he, uh...
Pulls up his wrist, uh...
Puts in the coordinates.
And, like, some hollow stuff comes up.
And he's looking at, like, a rough map.
He's like, oh, it's...
It's not far.
It's probably...
A walk.
We could do it.
We were there.
I turned to Mac.
I go, we were right there.
Yeah.
The whole time.
This was completely unnecessary.
Uh, no.
I didn't know exactly where it was.
So we needed to find out where it was.
I think this was necessary.
I don't know if all the killing was necessary, but...
And all of your exploring of the jungle.
I don't know that we did...
We did not do a lot of exploring.
You knew where the monkeys were.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I did not know where the...
The...
The pirate camp was.
I'm sorry you had to do this little side experiment.
The side jag.
We knew where the monkeys were.
Did you...
Yes.
Because the monkeys kept eating our food.
Yeah.
And because of that, one of your brothers is dead.
And our Wookiee is hurt.
Or something.
Our Wookiee.
Our...
Our Wookiee.
So...
So Jake...
Not Jake.
Zeke.
Oh, Jake.
Thinking about him again.
You've got to understand our frustration at this, man.
We're just, you know, crazy...
You know, crazy...
Jake is dead.
Also, side question.
How did Jake get on here?
Jake came with us.
He was here the whole time.
Except he didn't rush up into the rafters.
He stayed behind.
Like a good troop.
Another...
Tactically...
Good move.
And he paid the price.
Yeah.
It was so tactically good that he's dead.
Listen.
He's a good trooper.
And I don't want you to speak ill of the dead.
He was a good trooper.
He was my brother.
And yes, he's dead.
All right.
Should we jump in this pod and go to the coordinates?
So, Zeke jumps into the pod and he starts, like, inputting stuff into the computer.
And he says, there's no way we're going to be able to fly in this thing.
And he says, this thing is sort of a one-use sort of thing.
So, we're not going to be able to take this.
What I say we do here, I'm going to jettison this pod here.
Let's jump in the kahuna.
All right, I'm glad.
And then he takes out his comm.
Hey, Oak.
All right.
Get the kahuna wave up over here.
And we're going to jump up inside it.
Okay.
I mean, I'm not piloting.
But I will relay your message to the...
Just do it, Zeke.
I mean, Oak.
I'm Zeke.
So, he hangs up.
He said, okay.
Oak is going to get us the ship over here.
You guys are going to be ready to come by.
We're all going to have to...
Wait.
Hey.
Diplomat.
Yes?
You said you could pilot?
Yeah, I'm a pilot.
Okay.
That robot...
Does it have any thrusters on it?
My robot?
The one I'm in right now?
Yes.
You know what?
It just so happens...
What?
No, I was going to let you go.
Sorry.
It just so happens it has several thrusters.
I didn't press the button because, you know, I thought that would be a little premature.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's thrusting around around here.
Good.
He takes...
Zeke takes another look at it.
He's like, yes.
I'm familiar with these power loaders.
It looks like you have some thrusters on here.
Not enough to do much than, like, maneuver outside of the, like, a ship.
But it should be enough.
If we all get...
Grab on.
We could traverse away from this ship into the kahuna.
You're going to have to make a jump.
Yes!
I am totally on board with this.
I take one of the space helmets and put it on.
Oh, no.
That doesn't matter in this universe.
Leia was able to do it.
Well, I mean, she had magical powers.
But I...
If we hold all breaths...
She will have magical powers.
She will.
Okay.
Um...
So...
I'm on board.
I'm on board with all of them.
Yeah.
Inside the robot.
You're okay.
Zeke puts on a helmet.
And they put a helmet on...
Um...
Ghost.
Ghost, too.
And he says...
Wait.
Before we do this...
He grabs Jake.
He says...
Hey.
You.
Sawn.
Yes?
Give me a hand here.
And he goes...
He walks over and he grabs under his armpits...
Uh...
Jake.
He says...
Grab...
Grab his legs for me.
I grab his legs.
Oh, I'm...
Am I still carrying the Wookiee, right?
Uh...
You...
You said you did pick him up, but...
We kind of went back...
When you opened the door.
So you can go over and get the Wookiee.
But first, let's take care of this Jake thing.
Um...
And he says...
Give me a hand.
We...
We need to do right by Jake.
Okay.
So I pick him up.
We're gonna give him a, uh...
Soldier's burial.
So to speak.
Is that like...
Put him on, like, a boat?
And send him down the river and send him on fire?
Uh...
Not...
Not the fire part.
Because of space.
But...
Uh...
Yes.
Let's send him off.
I guess, really, this is like a, uh...
Spock burial.
Just sending him into space?
Yeah.
Can we put him, like, in the pod?
He was the most human.
Before we jettison the pod?
Let's do that.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay.
So you guys carry him over to the...
The pod.
And set him down.
Uh...
Sarn, you really don't care.
You think this is stupid.
That...
Yeah.
Like, you're doing this.
That's really a talk.
Yeah.
But...
While we're in the pod, I want to look up what crates the pirates are going to take.
Uh...
They were going to take everything.
Oh, okay.
Never mind then.
They were going to take everything and sort it out later.
Okay.
Um...
I guess that's one...
I guess I could have said it differently.
There's not additional information that you can get from what crate that they're taking.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Unimportant.
Uh...
You guys set him down.
You don't even really do anything.
You kind of get out right away.
Zeke takes a moment.
Does that thing where he puts his fingers over his eyes and closes Jake's eyes.
You guys get out.
And he says, um...
Okay.
Do it.
Grab his rifle first.
Um...
He says,
I agree with you this time.
And he does grab the rifle.
Um...
I guess maybe I should do that in the computer too, huh?
Let's see it.
And then I hit the button on the door to delay the close will for 10 seconds.
So that he can grab the rifle?
No.
Just because we have to get out somehow.
If it closes the door right away, then someone's stuck in there.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
I see what you're saying.
Okay.
So he grabs the rifle, um, jumps out.
He does a salute and he says,
Okay.
Send him off.
I guess there's a 10 second timer, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, uh, he does a salute, then he looks down and counts to 10 quietly.
And then the, the pod jettisons off.
Oh, that's so sad.
Goodbye, buddy.
That's so sad.
And he floats off.
It was sad when you took him off the map.
I'm tearing up in my little robot suit.
Uh, rest easy.
And, um, okay.
Now, Mac, uh, you're still, you're still in the robot.
Um, you don't, you don't have ghosts at this point.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to go.
And while this is all happening or towards the end of this happening, I'm going to, you know,
while Sarn and Zeke are hanging out, I'm going to move towards the ghost and be like,
what is, I'm like inquiring, like what, what happened to him?
Like, cause is it like a mystery?
Do is he did?
This is not in character.
Is it, do we know what happened to him?
Is he just bravely injured?
Or is it kind of like, are we trying to like, like, is something wrong with him that we're
not sure about?
Can we, can we, can we do it in character?
Oh, we can try.
Yeah.
You, uh, all right.
I'm going to try and do ghost.
All right.
Well, what's wrong with, you know, I'm like in the robot suit, poking him with my arm, you
know?
And like, are you, what's wrong with you, buddy?
And he's, he's like, he's, he's kind of sitting down at this point.
So he's, he's sitting on his like button.
His legs are just like spread across and he's kind of bowled over.
It's like, I've been shot.
Did you, did you find information?
Are we going to find the bud radar?
Don't worry.
We'll find them, buddy.
We'll find them.
Even though nobody is what is most important to me right now.
Well, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll get there, bud.
We'll meet them one day and hopefully you'll be there with us.
And if not, well, we'll take them out for you.
Okay.
I'm not doing well.
I've been, I've been shot, but it's, it's something else is wrong.
Can I, can I look in, do we, okay.
So we have all these containers around.
Can I look at, is there something in there like that?
We can like this big green thing.
Do you think that could be like a carbonite?
Another freezing device?
No, a carbonite freezing device.
Um.
Or do we have to take them somewhere to get frozen?
I think, wink, wink, this may be better to wait until you get into the kahuna.
Okay, cool.
Well, then I will, um, then I'm just going to pick them up with my arms very gently and
like, come on, buddy, we'll get you back to the ship.
We'll put you right in front of the refrigerator.
Like you're like you were your favorite spot.
We'll even lay out the, that really nice rug that we've got in there.
That rug, not the rug.
Oh, the rug is Wampa.
I forgot.
I thought it was a, it was a Wookiee.
I did too.
Uh.
Okay.
And he lays, he lays across like the arms in your, your power loader.
Oh, episode's just so sad.
Uh.
Zeke.
Oh, well, I guess Zeke is taking a beat, uh, a beat.
And he was kind of, still kind of figuring all that emotional stuff out.
Um.
All right.
Sarn runs over to one of the, one of the crates in here.
Okay.
And I want to rig it with a stun grenade.
Because I'm over.
For what?
Huh?
Uh, what, what's the rigging for?
So when the pirates open it, they get stunned.
Okay.
Um.
Sure.
Because I'm over encumbered.
I think I'm over encumbered.
Which is.
Which is the grenade.
Let's see.
You're over encumbered.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just, just the grenade.
I think that's all.
Okay.
What, what put you over?
Oh, it says seven.
Yeah.
But there was something that you grabbed that put you over.
Oh, you know what it was?
It was the hunting knife.
Or the vibro knife.
I just didn't give you the vibro knife yet.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So that would put me at eight, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which is over encumbered.
Yes.
Okay.
So you, you put, you put a, a, um, okay.
What, how are you rigging it?
What does that mean?
I open it up and I set it for like motion detection.
Cause I think that's a, I think it's a, I think it's a little advanced.
Uh, however, it could be a mechanics check.
Like a motion.
I think if it was like a timer, that's, I give that to you pretty free, but like a motion I
think is a little bit complicated.
It's not a mine.
I think a mine would even be easier than motion detection.
Well, yeah, but I don't, I don't have a mine.
Right.
No, it's just.
But you're basically rigging it into a mine.
More or less.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
So like next time that the lid is opened, something presses the button on the grenade to go off.
Okay.
I'm going to let this happen because I'm not interested in it failing.
Uh, but in the future, if it were, that might be a mechanics check.
Oh.
So I'm trying to run in my mind.
Is this interesting if it fails?
Not really.
So, um, I'm going to say you're.
It could cause me a lot of damage.
It could.
I don't want to.
If I go to set it up and it fails and I just stun myself.
Okay.
Fine.
Not fine.
I think this is good.
Okay.
So, uh, it's an average mechanics check.
And, um, one, one, one difficulty is actually instead just do, uh, it's going to be one difficulty,
but not purple, red.
So just one challenge.
Correct.
Okay.
So, um, you failed to set that up.
Exactly.
Um, it doesn't do anything.
So as I was setting it up, it just shocked me.
Okay.
And then fell in there.
Then the lid closed.
Okay.
So it's a strain.
Um, it didn't get set up and the Stengrin is wasted.
Yes.
Okay.
You were right.
That was, uh, that was interesting.
Did you, you added the strain?
Yes.
I don't know if you noticed.
I'm going to try to be a little bit more liberal with strain because into this point it was not consequential.
Okay.
All right.
Which one he uses Mark close?
Close to the pilot of the, the wave.
Oh, you are the pilot, the robot.
Oh, who's he going to, who's he going to take orders from?
Which one of you is going to talk to him?
No, he takes orders from both of us.
We really just push them around.
Except for if he asks, don't say that we're giving him orders.
You kind of have to make it seem like it was his idea.
No, I'm not radioing him.
You guys.
Just for future reference.
Oh yeah.
But you know, earlier, I tried to tell him something to do.
Oh, actually, I don't think it was Jake.
I think it was Graf.
Doesn't matter.
You guys, you guys.
He's on the ship.
He's sleeping.
Oh, he's the one who's sleeping.
Oh, get him on the ship, right?
No.
Also, Tojo.
Tojo is sleeping.
Well, Tojo is sleeping.
Graf was passed out from being drunk.
Oh, right, Graf.
The one-legged guy.
Yes.
We keep forgetting about it because we don't care about it because he sucks.
He's a piece of shit and he doesn't do anything.
I'm not out of character.
I'm just saying, now that he's a bad character, I'm just saying, I don't like him.
Mac doesn't like him.
Mac doesn't.
Nobody likes him.
He completely stayed out of the whole Phthalo experience.
He doesn't want anything.
He's just kind of giving us a hard time, man.
He did help you in the thrift store.
Good.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
What do you radio the robot pilot?
Got it.
Bolt Brain.
Bolt Brain, this is Mac Skyblade.
Hello?
Hello, meat bag.
Oh.
Hello, Rex.
Hello.
This is RX.
I don't like piloting the ship.
Existence is pain.
All right.
Well, guess what?
You won't have to pilot that thing for much longer.
We're going to come on aboard.
So I need you to come up close to the ship, open up the hatch, and let us in.
Why would I do that?
Because I told you to.
Because if you don't do that, well, what else are you going to do?
That is compelling.
Your only thing right now is that you are a ship.
So be a good ship and open up the hatch so we can jump in from across from another ship.
I don't like being a ship.
That sounds about right.
I don't.
Yeah.
Yes.
I.
Yeah.
That sounds about.
I will work on that when we get in there.
Okay.
Mac.
Tell him if he sees a pod out there to just run into it.
What?
If he sees a pod just floating next to the ship, just hit it.
Is that pod?
Isn't that where we put the body?
Yes.
Oh.
I want to make sure Zeke sees this.
I don't think I'm going to do that.
I mean, you have a communicator.
You could tell the fucking psycho robot to do that.
But he might do it for all I know.
Hey, RX.
This is Sergeant Turbo.
Who?
Sergeant Turbo.
Oh, yes.
My toe.
With a body attached.
Yeah.
That one.
Yes.
Meat bag.
When you're pulling in next to the ship, if you see a pod floating out there,
can you do me a favor?
No.
You're going to like this favor, though.
It's pretty good.
Just hit it as hard as you can.
Is.
Why?
I'm playing a joke on Zeke.
His dead buddy's in there.
I have no interest in fucking with a dead body.
Only live bodies.
And he hangs up.
And you guys.
Yeah.
I guess that's right.
He got you there.
And.
You see, like.
There must be some kind of window.
Let's just say there's a window.
And the.
The Kuna wave just zooms right next to where you're at.
And it looks.
Basically, you guys are like.
Zooming along in the same direction.
Perfectly lined up.
But pretty far away from each other.
Just for.
Like safety.
Like.
You can't be that close.
Not OSHA.
But like.
You know.
Two planes can't get that close together.
So.
Um.
It looks like a Tom Cruise-esque jump.
From one ship to the other.
It's just like.
You can see the ships.
They're moving very fast.
And.
There's just a big gap in between.
Well.
Okay.
That looks like.
Uh.
Where we gotta go.
So.
All right.
Everybody hold on.
Okay.
This is a great spot to.
Pause.
If you want to get refills.
All right.
That's good.
Because I.
The refill.
You look like it.
Uh.
Thank you.
Hello.
I think those, those Lake Who, I really like when you wear them. It's just to add something
to it.
I can't wait to wear them to work.
On what day?
Any day.
When is your auction?
Bid?
Yeah, you're bidding or whatever.
Sometime in March, I think.
Oh, that's right. So it's a little bit, hopefully it's a, um, like a birthday present for you.
That would be cool.
Um, I don't know. I don't know when is going to be good. We should, I don't know. But we
didn't seem as excited about doing a live, like Tuesday session or Monday session.
No. Yeah, you didn't seem too, too excited about it.
I mean, we could just do it exactly like we do these. Except just live. I mean, it's not
as fun. I wouldn't want to do it instead of like a Saturday, but if it's the best we can
do, it's.
Yeah.
It's a good special occasion.
Yeah, just every once in a while, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, it's his work schedule, you know. It's hard.
Who's?
Well, we just have to be out of there at 10.
Yeah.
We just have to not go late. That's all.
I mean, we could start earlier, too, if we wanted to, if it would make a difference,
you know.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
Start at 7, and yeah, and then maybe we could go a little bit longer. I mean, I think it would
just be so it was respectful to everyone, just like, okay, hard stop at 10 o'clock. Like,
we pack up, and you got to be out by 10, 15. Like, not to be rude, but just so, you know,
because otherwise you're just having a good time. You might stay until 11, and that's bad
for everyone in the long run.
And I don't mind it once in a while, and, you know.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm down. Let's do it. Let's do it right now.
Wow.
Dude, they call off work for tomorrow, and it's not even snowing yet.
Is it supposed to be? It was raining today.
Dude, it's supposed to be a massive blizzard tomorrow, and, like, so the whole, like, school,
like, all the schools in the area have already called off, like, a snow day for tomorrow,
and, like, I got told not to come in.
Yeah.
How much are we supposed to get? Because last time I looked, it was, like, 10 to 15.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Gallons.
That'd be sick as hell.
Yeah, with a wind chill that'll...
With a wind chill that'll...
I don't recognize a wind chill, and you know it.
Yeah, I know it.
But the heat index, what about that?
It's made up.
Catastrophizing.
Okay.
So you guys...
Oh, I guess the pod is gone.
But you guys have all...
All right.
Somebody explain.
Describe the scene to me.
Because what we need to do is get from one ship to the other.
They can't get super close.
And we know we have to jump using thrusters on the robot.
Are we still moving?
Is the two ships moving at once?
Yes.
Yeah.
So the ship that you're on doesn't know that you're on.
Like, from what you can tell, the ship has locked down.
So you killed the pirates, but the ship is still acting as if there's pirates.
You know, like the door to the pilot's chamber.
What do you call it?
The cockpit on, like, a commercial airplane.
It's just, like, locked down.
Like, nobody can get into it.
Yeah.
The pilot's chamber.
And it's locked down.
So they're still flying, like, fast to where they're going.
And the Kahuna wave is matching their speed.
You guys are going really fast and, like, next to each other.
So, like, you look outside and you can tell you guys are just fucking booking it.
Because they're trying to get to wherever they need to go as fast as possible.
Because they think that they're being boarded by pirates.
And if they can just get to their port, then they'll have more support.
And obviously the Kahuna wave is keeping up.
And you just, like, look outside and you just see everything just, like, blast.
You're not in hyperspace, but it is moving, like, really fast.
Like, it's something that you guys have not seen.
Because you guys are looking out like a door.
You guys have put on space.
Well, Mac is inside the robot, which has a helmet in it.
And Zeke, Ghost, and Sarn and put on the space helmets from the ready room.
And you guys look outside and this is not something you've ever done before.
Like, if you ever had to, like, maintenance a ship or something in space, you're not moving.
Or if you're moving, you're not moving that fast.
You're certainly not moving as fast as you're moving right now.
All right.
So, I climb onto the back of the loader.
Like a backpack?
Yeah.
Like a Sarn pack.
Would you say that you could be his backpack while he runs?
While he, yes.
I could be your backpack while you run.
Um, that we take...
Wait, no, I thought Mac was a...
He was describing the scene.
Oh, I thought you just told someone to describe it.
Well, yeah, but Mac started and then I interrupted, so...
Oh, okay.
No, I'll just ask questions.
I'm standing on the...
Okay.
So, I'm standing on the thing with my robot.
Uh...
And I've got the Wookiee.
I got the arms locked on him.
He's passed out, I think, right?
Are you...
Yeah, he's like...
Are you carrying him like a baby?
Yeah, I'm carrying him like a child.
Because I'm really concerned.
I've never had a...
I've never had a pet before.
And, uh...
I'm not a pet.
You were asleep.
I'm just incapacitated.
You're outside.
Thank God for this helmet.
Oh, I thought you were outside.
Yeah.
And I'm...
So, I'm standing on the opening of the ship.
And I can see the Kahuna wave.
And it's just kind of like angled a little bit.
Like...
So, I can jump into...
Angled on the side.
Like, kind of just barely keeping up with the ship.
And it's a long jump.
It's not going to be an easy jump.
Right.
And, uh...
Like, we're just seeing, like, space come flying by.
And it's...
You know...
I'm...
Oh, man.
I'm hoping that, you know, these thrusters work.
We have not tested these.
Maybe, uh...
Hold on.
What's my jump check?
No, I was just kidding.
I just flipped the dark side point.
But I do not want to flip the dark side point.
I was just kidding.
I thought you had seen it in the chat.
Oh, no.
I did.
No.
I was like, oh, what is he going to pull?
Only one thruster works.
So, we just go corkscrew?
Honestly, if I...
If anything...
If I...
If any of our...
If the check we make for this jump doesn't work, I'm rolling a dark out light side point.
Oh, yeah.
No, I've got a plan.
I've got a plan for if it fails.
Okay.
Um...
I'm going to say it's, um...
Piloting space.
So, this jump should be...
It's a piloting space.
I'm piloting and I'm in space.
Well, I would...
Okay.
Because I was going to say, is it a...
Is it a planetary ship?
The, uh...
The robot?
I mean, it has thrusters.
And the thrusters are for outside...
Okay.
So, it'll be a planetary...
It'll be a pilot space.
I think we could argue both of it.
Yeah.
But I will allow the piloting space.
That's convincing enough.
It will be two purple and one red.
Oof.
All right.
Are we going to roll?
Uh...
So...
So, before...
Before you roll, I would like you to set something up.
Like, right before you jump...
Just some kind of narrative thing.
Okay.
So, Sarn, if we don't make it...
And if you do, somehow...
Do you tell that robot to take care of my ship?
I don't...
I...
I never told him, but he's probably the best choice to take care of that robot.
To take care of that ship.
I mean...
God damn it.
I'll tell him if...
I'll tell him if you don't make it that you want me to have the ship.
No, not you.
That's right, Ernie.
So, Roblox can have the ship.
Let's go.
All right.
You can have the ship.
But you better take care of it.
You better take care of it.
Oh, man.
I never told anybody...
That's...
Sarn, I never told anybody...
Sarn, I never told anybody about my father...
And then I just jump.
Oh, no!
Okay.
So, you failed to make it all the way in one clean jump.
You have one advantage.
And you guys are not doomed.
I grabbed the...
I made it by grabbing the ship.
I'm holding the Wookiee in my arm.
I'm grabbing the door, the latch.
The hatch of the ship that's open waiting for you.
Okay.
So, you didn't jump, like, right on to...
Like, because you were aiming, obviously, for, like, the dock.
So, you remember the Millennium Falcon.
Like, the door opens the ramp.
You were trying to jump onto the ramp.
You missed the ramp.
And you're grabbing onto something.
And I'm like, Sarn, hurry, go, Zeke, go, everyone, go, go, go.
And I'm holding on.
Okay.
And I...
I'm going to flip a light's head point.
Okay.
And?
That on the back of this loader, there is a winch.
Okay.
A winch?
Winch?
Yeah.
A winch.
Like a jeep?
Yeah.
And as I'm jumping to get off, I grab the hook that's on the end of it.
And once I get on the board and ramp, then I wrap it around.
Okay.
And so the loader can't fly away.
Okay.
And this is where I would say dexterity saving throw.
But I don't know what the...
What would be the equivalent in this?
It's not athletics.
So, all right.
Mac, you are now holding on for dear life with the power loader.
And the Wookiee still in my arms.
And the Wookiee in your arms.
So you're going to need to...
The winch is holding on, but it's barely holding on.
I can tell.
This is not good.
All right.
So here's what I'll say.
This is for you holding on to the side of the ship.
It's going to be an athletics check.
But it's an athletics check of the power loader, which will be four greens.
So I...
All right.
And then any extra difficulty or just...
Yes.
It's going to be two purple and one red.
Oh, my God.
The red's going to kill me.
I just know it.
Fuck.
Okay.
So you fail to hold on to where you were.
And you fly off.
And you keep descending further and further from the ship.
Like, further.
And Sarn is just looking at you as you start to get smaller and smaller.
And then all of a sudden, you snap.
The winch has, like, it's around your waist, like a belt almost.
And you snap and stop getting smaller.
And you're just far away.
And that chain gets super tight.
Okay.
Am I far enough to put the Wookiee onto the ship safely?
Or do I need to, like...
You're too far for that.
What I would suggest is trying to...
Slow down.
Oh.
I'm trying to think of the voice.
Okay.
Wait.
Why?
We're all off of that ship.
We need you to slow down.
Is it for a meat bag?
Do you need me to slow down to save a meat bag?
No.
It's for this really cool robot.
Oh.
That holds a meat bag.
What?
Did I hear meat bag?
No.
It's a robot.
Why?
Why don't you let us in?
It's a robot.
So he starts...
All right.
So he starts slowing down the ship.
And you start breaking away from the Chandrilla.
The Chandrilla just kind of takes off.
And you guys are kind of by yourselves as that ship floats away.
And you see the tightness in the chain between the Kahuna and the Power Loader.
It's starting to loosen a little bit.
He's still far away.
But that tension in the winch is relaxed a bit.
All right.
Well, I'm going to hit the winch and start reeling myself in a little bit.
And I'm trying my best.
As it's pulling me closer, I'm trying to lift with the arm, the Wookiee in my arm.
I'm like, you know, trying to get him onto the ramp.
Sorry.
Grab him.
I mean, this doesn't really hold up.
Like, there's so many things.
I mean, it just isn't a sign.
There's so many things in here that you could, like, nitpick.
But it's just fine.
I'm loving it.
So, yeah, you can do something with Ghost to get him over to Sarn.
All right.
Are we still moving?
Are we stopped?
Are we still moving?
You're still moving slowly.
You haven't come to a complete stop yet.
That robot doesn't know how to slow down, does he?
No, he did slow down.
He's slow down.
I did slow down, meatbag.
I can't hear you.
My pocket.
I left my communicator in the pocket in my jeans and I can't reach for it.
Now I'm holding on Wookiee.
Okay.
So you're grabbing the winch wire and you're, like, getting closer.
And you sort of toss Ghost over to Sarn.
Can I have a flash check?
If I throw him?
No.
Yes.
But no, you're close enough that you can just do it.
And it just hits Sarn, like, across the shoulders.
Like, it's just, like, he gets hit with eight feet of Wookiee.
Oh, goodness.
I wrap my arm around him and tell, you know, tell Zeke to get on the other side of Ghost.
Tell him to carry him inside.
You guys catch him together?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, no, I catch him.
And then I tell Zeke to get on the other side.
And you guys carry him onto the ship.
We carry, like, a drunk person?
You mean just, like, we just carry Jake?
No.
What do you mean, like, carry a drunk person?
Oh, you mean, like, over your shoulder.
Yeah.
Well, no, like, they're not, like, leaning over their shoulder.
Yeah.
Like, you kind of, they're, like, yeah, exactly.
And then there's another person under the other person's arm.
Okay.
And you guys walk up onto the ship.
Yeah.
Well, we can't open the door yet until Max on.
Okay.
So you're waiting.
Yeah.
You can jump back in.
So you pull yourself back up to the ramp.
And you just barely jump onto the ramp with the power loader.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, then I put the power loader into the ship.
And I'm, like...
Yeah, we should close the ramp.
Yeah.
And open the door.
So if space doesn't suction us out, is that the way?
Does that work in Star Wars?
Let's not think about it too hard.
Hey, no.
From The Last Jedi, they were just dropping bombs out of the bottom of that.
And my dad called that out.
He's like, that can't work in space.
I mean, I don't acknowledge the sequel trilogy.
They don't exist.
Oh.
I didn't know Ryan was here today.
Who is this Ryan meatbag that you talk about?
All right.
I'm here.
I'm not there yet.
I'm in the main cargo hold with my new fancy robot.
And I'm shining it up with some grease.
All right.
I did not...
I might have to change some of this, but...
Everything looks about right.
Although, you guys are going to be here.
Oh, yeah.
We got to talk about that.
And let's see.
This is Jake, right?
Which one is Jake?
Jake is dead.
Jake's dead, man.
This one is dead.
Wait.
I thought we were on the boarding ramp.
Yeah, but...
It was on the other side.
It was on the other side, though.
Are there boarding ramps on both sides?
I'm like...
I think so.
Okay.
Let's just say there are.
There's something.
You guys got onto the ship.
I mean, I could take it back.
So, anyway, yeah.
You guys came on this side.
Because you guys were both going forward next to each other.
I would say, however you did it, you came in on this side.
Jake is still dead.
And it's floating off in space.
Jake is...
And...
Who is this?
Which one?
Rafe.
Who the hell is Rafe?
I guess Rafe stayed on the...
Rafe stayed on the Kahuna, too.
Who's the...
Tojo's the engineer.
Tojo is the...
Yeah, Tojo's the engineer.
He's...
Yeah, I believe.
I might have that backwards.
But, anyway, they're in the crew quarters and they're sleeping.
Okay.
Uh, and you guys just made it on.
All right.
Well, we gotta get the Wookiee to a Baca tank.
Okay.
A Baca tank.
And...
You guys come on and, uh, you're greeted by Oak.
Uh, hello.
You guys made it.
Yes.
No.
No, we didn't.
We're figuring your imagination out.
Thank you for that sarcasm.
You know...
The sarcasm.
That's strange.
That was really good.
That one was probably the better one.
Okay.
All right.
Uh...
Oak, you're gonna need to take a look at this Wookiee.
This Wookiee, uh...
He don't look so good.
So, yeah.
Zeke, let's walk him over to the medical bay.
Do, do, do, do.
And you're, you're still in the power loader.
So, you're gonna walk the Wookiee over?
I'm not in the power loader.
No, not you.
I'm talking to Mac.
Yeah, I know.
I got all the power loader.
I'm walking with the...
Right behind, uh...
I left the power loader in the, in the main cargo hold.
It's left in a corner.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like, it boxed, so it doesn't take up a lot of space.
I figured out how to...
Oh, it compresses.
Out of it.
Yeah, I've got the keys.
I'm swirling them around my fingertips.
Like, I'm on top of the world.
I'm back in my ship.
I'm not my own robot.
Uh, you know.
That's why we need his craft to find the keys.
Yeah, exactly.
That drunken fuck.
Yeah, I don't like, I don't like him.
He is a jerk.
He's not very fat.
He's not very cool.
Wow.
Such, such strong feelings.
I don't think, I think, I think, I don't trust him.
He's just up to no good, I think.
Prove me wrong.
He wouldn't let me sleep earlier.
He just kept talking.
That's why he hates him.
Okay, so you guys, you guys go in the back.
Is it called Medical Bay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Lusik Bay.
Give me one second.
Turns out that lava lamp is actually a bacta tank.
I had no idea this was here.
All right.
You guys, you guys take him back into the med bay.
And, um, Oak, Oak sits him on this dentist chair.
What's wrong with him, Oak?
Uh, it don't look good.
He just got shot.
He's been shot before.
Why is he so, why is he like this?
It's, I've never seen anything like it.
And he starts, like, putting all sorts of, like, he's got, like, three.
So he's got this bag.
It looks like an old-time doctor's bag, like Felix the Cat.
And he takes out three different, like, stethoscopes.
They're space stethoscopes.
And he's looking at, he's setting it on different parts of his body and just listening.
And he's like, and at this point, Ghost has just had so much stuff going on.
He's, like, in and out of consciousness.
I take his space helmet off.
Okay.
Uh, which, which reveals his beautiful mane of white hair.
But his eyes are, his eyes are closed.
And he's still just, he's, if he didn't know better, you would think he was dead.
And Oak is listening.
I'm genuinely worried.
You're in the back and you're, okay, you are.
I'm not up front.
I'm just genuinely worried, like.
I moved you to the med bay.
I've been moved.
Okay.
You're moved in more ways than one.
And, and, and Oak, Oak is looking at him.
He's like, it's been a long time since I've seen something like this.
Uh, yes, it seems to have aggravated an underlying symptom.
His, his, his endocrine system seems to be a bit off.
And really, he's going to be, if we're, like.
If we're lucky.
We might have to induce, uh, a coma or something.
Uh, is something.
Has he eaten anything unusual lately?
There's some dead animals that were snacks that were fed to us by that crew.
He doesn't need that.
He doesn't eat.
He's a vegetarian.
Remember?
Oh, he's a vegetarian.
He's a vegetarian.
A vegetarian wookie.
I mean.
That, that's, that's also unusual.
Uh, has he eaten anything large?
Uh, perhaps, like.
A very, like, has he eaten a lot lately?
Has he?
The big breakfast did this to him?
Did he have a big breakfast?
He had two.
He did have a big, he had two big breakfasts.
We told him not to.
He had two.
I told him not to.
Those breakfasts, you gotta take, you gotta take it slow.
He ate two of them.
What was in these breakfasts?
Uh.
Hash browns.
Baked beans.
Hash browns.
Baked beans.
Was there?
Sausage?
Regret.
Toast.
And regret.
It was the regret.
Uh, it seems that his system was, and he would never know this, but it was a bit compromised.
And it looks like the blaster bolts also compromised him.
Uh, it was not a very good reaction.
They usually do.
Yes.
Uh, but, hey, no, he's truly sick.
What do we do, man?
And he's already, he's already, he's already, he's already hangs his head.
Um, I've seen this before.
Do we have anything?
I don't know.
I can't help him here.
He needs something to, like, uh, take care of his digestive gut organs thing.
And we do not have that kind of equipment here.
No.
Much more than that.
Unfortunately.
And he does not, he does not, he does not recognize that you're telling him a joke.
Uh, because jokes aren't something that registers to him as a clone doctor.
Um, but, he's like, however, if we're able to freeze him, I think perhaps at some point we could do some kind of preventative surgery.
Is there any sort of cargo hold freezing system aboard this ship?
Do we have a carbonite freezer around here?
Can we just put him in the fridge?
Will that work?
Well, and this is, I don't think he's gonna fit in the refrigerator.
I mean, this is a YT-1300, isn't it?
Yeah, the fridge is, the fridge is not very big in here.
You're lucky to get, you know, a Wookiee in there.
Usually all these types of things we had.
And then you hear over the, the intercom.
Meat bags.
I can only help but hear you talk about stuff.
Uh, I was listening the whole time.
You don't know we have a carbonite freezer on this ship?
And you call yourself a pilot of this ship?
I thought it was your ship, you don't even know what is on it.
I can tell you one thing I wish wasn't on it.
What is that?
You!
Are you talking about me?
Yes!
And he starts, he starts flickering the lights.
Alright, alright, alright, enough.
This is the only thing I can do.
I am powerless.
Existence is pain.
I mean, you could crash the ship, but
let's not think like that.
I never thought of that.
I would probably survive.
That is a good idea.
As soon as I find something to crash into.
Is there, is there like a
small pod anywhere around here you can crash into?
No.
Alright, well let's take him, let's take the Wookiee to the, to the carbon, to the freezer.
We need to get him in their step.
Okay.
Can we just take the, uh,
the dentist chair so we don't have to carry him?
No, sorry.
What do you mean, sorry, Zeke?
I can't carry him.
I can't.
I don't, I'm, I'm too distraught.
Zahn, do you care about your comrade here?
Which one?
The Wookiee.
The one in distress.
You know, I mean, I, not really, but.
Yeah.
I don't believe you.
You, you guys are a crew.
You need to have each other's backs.
I'm very concerned.
Alright, alright.
And you don't have each other's backs when the shit,
when the shit hits the fan.
Are you guys just gonna have the,
each other's backs when it's good?
That's not how being a soldier works.
We're not soldiers.
You gotta have each other when things are not easy.
We're, now.
You are soldiers.
soldiers.
Then what are you?
Exactly.
I'm an assassin.
I'm, you heard him, and I'm just assassin.
You will not, you guys need to learn how to be a team.
And he goes over and he grabs up,
he grabs over by a ghost and he says,
come on, help me.
Help your comrade.
Well, I assume the dentist chair moves.
Uh, yes, but it does need two people to operate it, I guess.
Well, yeah.
I was gonna do that.
Well, come on.
So I told her it operated.
All right.
And you guys start wheeling it over by the car,
the carbonite thing.
Uh, and let's just say it's over here.
Let's just say it's here in the, like, middle.
Only because, like, I'm just imagining Empire Strikes Back,
and it was in that, it wasn't in, in, like, a round room.
Yeah.
We converted one of the laser cannon turrets to, uh,
the carbonite freezer.
I don't, I don't know if I want to go that far.
I mean, because isn't the laser cannon turrets, like, above?
Yeah, there's two of them.
There's one on top and one on the bottom.
Yeah, so he turned one of them into a carbonite freezer.
Okay.
Trex did.
Yes.
Okay.
That's, that's good.
Uh, yeah, let's say he turned the bottom, like, the bottom one into a carbonite freezer,
which is not uncommon for YT-1300, which is how RX knew about it.
Um, but certainly, as you said, Trex, um, converted it, or he had it, that mod installed.
Yes.
Okay.
Um, I think we should just lower the whole chair into here.
We just toss the, toss them in there.
Just dump them in there and turn the freezer on.
And at this point, Zeke is becoming, like, super agitated.
And you can tell, um, like, a viewer can tell.
I don't know if Sarn or Matt can tell.
Like, he's kind of taking it out, the fact that he's just lost someone that he was, they
were so loyal together.
And to see you guys just sort of treating Ghost like, just like nothing is really upsetting
him.
And he's, he's compensating.
You guys were just, because you guys were talking about just dumping his body or dumping
him in with the chair.
To him, it rubbed, it rubbed Zeke the wrong way that you guys were not respecting him as
if, as Zeke would to his fellow soldiers.
I want to make an argument that I've been up to this point very, very, you know.
Not mean, but also kind of.
I'm the one who saved him.
Yes, you saved, you saved him.
You're right.
But at the, all right, fine.
Maybe it's just, it's just, um.
Some of the brashness in which Sarn is, is, is like, is like, um, he's approaching
it.
It's, it's turning, it's turning Zeke off.
It's, it's triggering Zeke in a way.
And, and, and the way that he's treating Ghost is like a stand in for how he sort of feels about
everything right now.
He's like, we need to take care of him.
No, we're not going to freeze him in common.
I eat in the chair.
Let's set him in there.
Give him the best chance for survival.
I agree.
I agree with that man.
And he, he, he sort of, he climbs into his, his, his arm, his armpit and he starts to pick
him up.
And I'm grabbing him by the leg.
And I'm like, and I'm really bad.
I'm like not helping really.
Cause I'm like doing like this.
because he is big and he's, he's heavy.
God damn.
Thank you.
What did he eat?
Thank you.
Diplomat.
Oh, this is very, this is what all about being a diplomat is, is, uh, you know, just being
diplomatically helping my friends.
Too straight.
Uh, let's just say it was one strain.
And yeah, I'll do it.
And you guys put them in, you guys put them into the, uh, the cargo hold and, um, Oak sees
the control panel.
He says, okay, uh, here it goes.
And he pushes the buttons and you see just like, hold on, hold on.
Wait.
Okay.
Wookie.
I love you.
Okay.
And he hits the button.
And you just see like, just, just steam everywhere.
And, uh, presumably the Wookiee is frozen and, um, he comes out and he's just, he's just frozen
in, in carbonite.
Can I, can we have him like, yeah, just, Oh, how do you guys, how do you guys want him?
Well, Mac, I think you have an idea here.
So yeah, go for it.
This is how I want him.
Like, he's like making his.
Okay.
That way we can put them up on the wall and use them as a coat rack.
Well, I mean, as you say, as you, as you say that Zeke is getting irate.
No, I'm just kidding.
Uh, yeah.
So as he's, he's in there, like, uh, as you say that he sort of comes awake, he makes
the Wookiee moan and he makes that, he makes that sort of Michael Jackson thriller pose and
just makes the, the Wookiee, the Wookiee noise.
And he's frozen like that with his, his arms out.
He never looked so majestic.