it does fuck up with my eyes
yeah it can't be good for your eyes
can you feel like one eye getting stronger
like you know for night vision
uh i feel one eye
getting weaker that's for sure
like when i like when i pull it when i take the patch off
it looks uh all blurry and
i don't know i'll probably drink it
see how that goes
it doesn't even fit comfortably for for two dollars
you'd think this thing would be a little better
yeah
that's exactly what i would think
yeah
all right well
welcome back to the junk fort everyone
who put it who put that hole in the middle of the floor
i've used it all a few times tonight pad
what you're using it for what
for pooping
you're not supposed to poop in the hole
we talked about this
more than once
have i told you guys i have an eye patch
i do
i thought you were gonna say you have ibs
jeez
no the hole is for number ones
you can't be pooping in there
uh
wait but why can't we poop in there
i it just feels wrong
i mean i think
you know we should go
in the street
like everyone else
the whole drop
street
what if you miss
yeah if you look at the outside window
it just goes straight down
onto people's laundry
yeah you just kick it out
and then into the
and then there's a canal
between the two buildings
i thought it was water underneath
yeah because you tried to sell us a boat
our boat was on the table
uh i don't think i was off
because you guys are a bunch of sticklers
because you want a cat food
it's how
it's how i relax
we could have had a boat
and we could have left this shit for brain city
oh there goes the eye patch
it hurts
now it's just a patch band
i'm gonna have
yeah i'm gonna have to figure out something else
this is not working out for me
but i do have a patch
you're gonna need other
pirate paraphernalia
like a
ghost or
perhaps a parrot
i was thinking of a coat
uh
a red uh
a red kind of coat
i mean you guys got hats
oh my god
you got a hat
i do have a hat
i have a do-rag
i don't think we're saying that anymore
no
we're calling it a bandana
i think it'd be more apt to call it a skull cap
yes
so here we are
with our successful hole
yeah
and our carpet
carpet on the wall
remember
you were very proud of that last week
yeah
oh we gotta draw some carpet
here
i'm gonna photoshop some carpet
and there's some nice
oriental
shag carpeting
make sure it's properly ripped
because i did not get all of it
no it was
it was a hack job
um
i'm pretty sure we're not allowed
in that store again
but i'm gonna tell you guys
i think you should go
i think you should go back
that's gonna be a real hamper
on the uh
the building walkie-talkies project
we just started
yeah
just go back
what is he gonna say
i got the blueprints
he's gonna say
don't be here
are we trying to be here guys
all right
now you guys got skills
i've seen them
but we gotta
we gotta
we gotta go in there
and throw our weight around
and be like
listen
we took your carpet
deal with it
now let's do business
all right
is that what your crime syndicate is
just like
petty
vandalism
we're the carpet bangers
the carpet
yeah
well there's one carpet banger here
that's for sure
banger
carpet
i can't decide
if that's
that's better or worse
than the junk boys
the carpet bangers
we can have many names
you know
the peaky carpenters
they
carpenters
when
when our legend spreads
i'll say
they go by many names
the junk boys
the carpet bangers
max skyblade
skyfong
who is this max skyblade
but he sounds like
he's a hell
hell of a pirate
he's a hell of a diplomat
which is kind of like being a pirate
of the seas
a diplomat of the seas
doesn't mean they always see my way
but
while you guys are arguing
you hear
down below the poop hole
a voice kind of shot up saying
hello
we're not calling it that
no it's gotta be called
something else
yeah
the poop hole means
something different
i don't want to climb up
the poop hole
uh
is there a squish up there
and uh
you look out
and you can see
it's just a
a young boy
kind of a street urchin
he has a letter in his hand
and a cap in the other
and
he's just staring up
at the
at the junk fort
which is
precariously perched
between two buildings
oh yeah
and occasionally
drops shit from it
yeah
he's got a good distance
from the poop hole
a good splash radius
uh
no
no squish here
uh
i got a letter
from the
from chef rizal
the golden plum
oh
you said
squish
yeah that's you
yes
oh
right
you're squish
yeah
no
i
i look down the
the poop chute
and say
yeah
i'm squish
uh
all right
well he uh
he climbs the
how do you guys get into your junk fort
is it a ladder
is it a rope
mostly parkour
yeah
it's not parkour
he
he mirrors edges
his way up there
parkouring
uh
and he hands you just a very plain looking letter
and it's got the
chef roselle seal on the back of it
oh i hope this is poison
you're fired
all right i guess i guess i open it
expecting to be fired
you
so the boys in the fort now
uh
mandatory
it says mandatory staff meeting tonight 7 p.m
uh
absolutely mandatory
do not be late
oh i didn't know she hired me
yeah you're staff now
all right
well then i guess i'll go
she loved that
staff meeting
if you don't go i'll go
you're definitely not staff
you drink them out of
whiskey sours
holy jews
i did take their
reserve of holy jews
i did not steal the carpet yet
it's got some lush carpet in there
we've only carpeted one walls guys
no we are not starting a carpet collecting business
that's not what we're doing
listen we gotta listen
we have a name
a reputation we live up
we're the carpet bangers
we've never been the carpet bangers
we're not gonna be the carpet bangers
gotta find something else to bang
no carpets
all right
i leave all these two are arguing
it's a metaphor
i think it's a simile
it's like a simile
one strain
because a simile is when you say like
yeah no i got it
i got it
all right
are you all going with him to the golden plum or just squish
oh no
yeah no
well i'm following
i've left in a huff
i'm following
i got nothing better to do
i go down the poop hole
he just wants whiskey sours
please don't say that
what if we want to have babes over
do you want to call it the poop hole
follow me ladies
of the poop hole
yeah i don't know
if we put it like that it sounds like a proposition
so as you uh walk the road up to the golden plum you notice uh it's very quiet a lot quieter than usual it's a quiet part of town anyway but there's nobody on the streets there's none of the usual rabble heading to the golden plum uh when you get there the door there's like a light on uh in the
very front but the rest of the building which is normally very lively lots of light lots of sound
it's dark um and it's silent um and you see a few other chefs and waitress or servers uh the maitre d and they're all just kind of huddled around inside the lobby of the uh of the golden plum just kind of waiting not quite sure what's going on
all right is the door open
it is you guys can walk in
okay
well i mean they're not employees i don't want them to come in with me
oh but we're gonna we're gonna listen through the door
like
are you ashamed of us
we're a team
we're the junk boys
those two aren't mutually exclusive
you did cut a giant hole into our house
no
listen this is how the carpet bang
the carpet bangers work
you hire one you hire them all
listen we're the back alley lads
we're gonna be here forever
please stop giving us names
they're such terrible names
please stop
fine
who else but the captain
let's go by the outlaws
outlaws
the outlaws
outlaws
oh god
i would like
i would like the junk fort to be less
less feces themed
that's why there's the hole
don't tell chef rosell this
yeah so you guys
don't talk about the poop chute when we're in there
uh you guys get in there
um and again it's just like the front open lobby
or the front uh dining hall is open
um there's no patrons there
there's nothing going on
everyone's just kind of taking a seat around
and uh out of the kitchen door
chef rosell just kind of slowly opens it up
and she walks in there
and she's very quiet
very somber
and she goes i
i know you're all wondering
while i'm here
why i asked you here
uh on this saturday afternoon
so sunday
whatever whatever day it is
uh i have some very
very bad news
uh we are
well the restaurant
is temporarily closed
for future notice
um we've been having some issues
getting our supplies in
and um unfortunately the kitchen
holy juice included
is empty
not the holy juice
and everything
everything is gone
oh we can't an accident too
everything is gone
there is no food left
all of my
ingredients are
uh stuck on a ship
in port
not just
not on the other side of town
but uh
i don't
i can't get to it
um
the ministry of preservation
you know
they they're the ones who uh
control what goes in and out of port
have decided
to put a lien
on my ship
and uh
on all of my ingredients
and holding it in port
until i can pay
wait it's your ship
well it is the ship
i contract
the golden dawn
or i'm not sorry
the uh
the dawn's hammer
so you just
my friend
to get the
ingredients
i cannot tell you to do anything
uh
they sent me a letter
this after
well a couple of weeks ago
saying i had
uh
15 days to pay the bill
or of their uh
their lien
and uh
can't
can't do that
i refuse to do it
it is for everyone
it is exorbitant
exorbitant
it's expensive
thank you
i was gonna ask
for a smaller word
wait so
all right
we're not paying that
no
it is exorbitant
okay
have you heard
of the ministry
of preservation
do you even know
who they are
what are they preserving
life
apparently
they control
every bit
of commerce
between here
and scoville
between here
and lockport
between here
and rubia
if anything
comes in and out
of doskaville
they get a piece
of it
and i have been
paying my
properly
uh
appointed taxes
and tariffs
the entire time
and now they suddenly
have jacked up
the price
and i can't
pay
and i refuse
to pay
well that sounds
unfair
for everyone
well it's also
very expensive
exorbitant
absorbent
yeah
you think
i can get
leviath and caviar
just anywhere
it is expensive
it does take time
to get here
and it is a key
ingredient
it's very absorbent
gets right into
the mix
it's very wet
it's very moist
wait don't i know
you
didn't you drink
a bunch of
whiskey sours
and then just
skip on out of
here
no
that was another
pirate
she ignores
it but she's
keeping her
eye on you
i was hoping
she'd go for
deception call
i was gonna
do it
it says
let me put it
this way
last week i
have put down
finesta carpet
all of your
action rules
and like really
critical situations
have been terrible
but that carpet
finessing man
i think he
scored a
critical on
that
i hope so
because i really
hope you would
not have let him
do it for any
less
so if we go
and get these
ingredients
what's in it
for us
wait a second
she didn't ask
us to do that
she's just
complaining at
this point
that's right
that's what i
ask
and you're
you're all laid
off for the
future notice
i can't afford
to keep any of
you
i work here
i don't even
know you
i have a family
to feed
i'm yeah
no true
i've never
been here
it's nice
by the way
is there a bar
here
can i have a
whiskey sour
no nobody
works here
anymore
we are closing
and in a few
weeks i won't
even be able to
pay the rent
the whole thing
is gonna shut
down
do you know
what i do
well i
leafed it
damn it
looks like we
have to go
get some
ingredients so
i can have
my drink
oh that's
your motivation
one of them
also ghosts
so let's just
say three
people here
were willing
to go get
ingredients
well one
person
i'm really
really
oh that's
right
that's right
that's our
motto
i'm into two
things
booze and
booze
one being
ghosts
if you think
you can find
uh leviathan
caviar anywhere
else in the
city i would
eat my hat
and his hat
uh
it's absolutely
that's a lot
of hat
your
your strange
smelly
twinging
friend over
in the
corner who's
never been
here before
oh you'll
eat dad
hat i
heard he
keeps onions
up there
i don't
smell
onion head
you do keep
onions in
your do i
smell
no you it's
because of the
onion
food
do we
cat food
and you
have
all right
oh
i would say
if there's a
word it's
you smell
spicy
you never
know when
you're gonna
need an
onion
so you
smell because
of it
yeah
agree to
disagree
he smells
very spicy
and i don't
like hot
food
i smell
all right
well off
of me
are you
interested in
finding this
leviathan
caviar
me yes
oh yeah
i'm not too
attached to
this
i mean
there's also
oh
you cut
out
she's gone
you cut
out
let me make
sure i get a
snap of this
i get
baby froze
right at
the start
of your
whole thing
you better
hurry
because
hide your
second
screenshots
i mean
she's frozen
i got all
the time
in the
world
i have
embarrassing
pictures of
all my
gms
yeah
you're one
of them
andy
you sent
that one
yeah
yep
i'm surprised
you didn't
make that
my token
no i
could not
pass up
the
the gary
connection
oh
geez
out
all right
well we're
on our own
you know that
means
poop jokes
so many
poop
shoot
better than
poop hole
let's pretend
chef roselle
is just like
like having
some kind of
spasm and
we're just
like
well
well uh
so poop
hole
not a big
fan but
i did like
poop shoot
poop shoot's
not bad
i did
write down
in my book
dawn of the
poop shoot
dawn of the
poop
all right
this book
is
terrible
you wanted
this
don't ever
forget it
you wanted
this
i wanted
the poop
shoot
no
no we
agree
no pooping
in the
shoot
oh what's
going on
is we taking
a break
already
no
bridget is
everything
okay
so are we
going to
help chef
roselle or
what
i mean i
think we
should
i mean i
think you
can't get
leviathan
caviar
anywhere
it's right
about that
it is very
strange ministry
of preservation
what are they
preserving again
i assume the
souls to
power the
city
is that a
preserving
you preserve
the souls
i guess i
don't know
or is this
like a
a beef
jerky kind
of preservation
what
huh
who's that
where did
that come
from
there god
it's me
margaret
it's me
the pirate
oh
shit
crossover
i like
i like how
the camera
cut in for
him to
say hello
it makes
you wonder
is she
gone
again
your camera
yeah we
can't see
you
you might
have
accidentally
turned the
camera off
and no
because it's
i'm trying
to figure out
my bluetooth
so i'm on
another screen
ah
oh she's
back
and it's
just
no more
poop jokes
yeah poop
jokes are off
the menu
poop is
off the menu
really soon
ah yes
segue i love
it professional
so if we
were to go
get this
leviathan
caviar
what do
we get
my undying
satisfaction
and
uh
whatever
you
you can
eat
anytime
ever
anything
you can
eat at
the golden
plum
within
reason
so i
can't
just order
all of
the leviathan
caviar
as soon
as we
deliver it
well it's
more than
just that
right
it's possibly
more than
that
a single
can of
leviathan
caviar
is worth
about what
three months
wages for
someone
maybe like
yourself
i mean
you don't
have to
tell
everybody
here
they don't
need to
know how
much i
make
again i
was referring
to the
onion
oh no i
i didn't
that's an
awfully big
exception i'm
unemployed
zero times
three i am
underemployed
which brings me
to my next
question do
you serve
cat food
some people
say leviathan
caviar is like
cat food
all right i'm
in the guys we
need to help
them
that's all
it took
you that's my
weakness my
vice you might
say
i can't believe
that's your
vice i mean i
can but i just
can't believe that's
what you chose
all the things you
do
i mean i'm
into other
foods too
dog food
ferret food
all the types
of food
really
do you know
what leviathan
caviar is
i mean i'm
assuming like
cheese it
no i don't
know
isn't it like
pickled cat
eggs or
something
it is the
uh the
the unfertilized
eggs inside a
female leviathan
uh that they
they're found in
deep ocean
they catch them
they skin them
or whatever
they do
disassemble
them and
uh it's a
fine fine
layer uh
one leviathan
gives about half
a can of
caviar
leviathan is
pretty big
are leviathans
like humanoid
oh them
they're massive
whale-like beasts
that live in the
ocean
oh okay
and we have to
kill one
yeah the ocean
that's where i
come in
because i'm a
pirate
are you a
pirate
that's where
you are
i thought you
were just
homeless
i thought you
were a scottish
well i hope so
i hope i'm a
pirate if not
then i am just
homeless
homeless and
shipless
but it's been a
long long
five years
all right
i feel very
bad for your
liver
all right so
i'm in it
for the food
because i'm
honestly quite
hungry
um
where
you said this
is like hung
up in a
dock somewhere
yeah
in the
uh it
is uh
it is in
templeton
quay
which is one
of the
docks
all right
templeton
quay
we just
gotta sneak
on there
and steal
the can
of
of caviar
right
um it
it is
under uh
ministry of
preservation
uh guard
right now
so yes
but uh
there's just
a little bit
more than
just sneaking
in
not if you
have a pirate
you guys can
go
that didn't
work
that's supposed
to be a
link i sent
oh i see
it
dusk
fall
oh no it's
just a picture
of a link
the worst
kind of link
all right
oh i see
so which
pier is it
it's uh
templeton
quay
is that the
same
very large
ship at the
end
the three
uh
the three
master
quay after
a little
fat kid
he was
very brave
when we
bobbed
him
which one
was first
oh that's
a good
point
i'm pretty
sure the
little boy
is only
like six
or seven
and they
named a
quay
eight
where are we
at again
where's our
junk fort
and where's
this place
at
uh let me
find a better
map for
the
dusk
ball
i mean we
just gotta
walk there
right
i mean the
dots are fine
to walk in
it's just
getting on the
actual ship
might be a
little difficult
okay
all right
so it's
decided we're
gonna help
these people
yes
because then
we'll get
food
yes
and when
food comes
power
and after
the power
come the
ladies
do you
happen to
have any
extra of
those drapes
laying around
the drape
yeah
the drapes
no
all right
we also get
drapes if we
get the caviar
yes
and i don't
want to know
what to do
with them
all right
and then
i just
stick my
hand out
for a
handshake
does it
have an
onion in
it
no no
not that
hand
the other
hand
which means
the other
hand always
has an
onion in
it
not always
just right
now
she slowly
takes your
hand and
shakes it
and just
grabs the
finger
and shakes
it as
little as
she can
all right
yes we
will get
you your
restaurant
supplies
we'll get
you your
caviar
you can't
let them
know i
have anything
to do
with this
because if
you do
they'll probably
try to kill
me and arrest
me
wait are they
gonna kill
us
you probably
shouldn't hire
an employee
you agreed
we shook
we just got
you there
lad
if we get
caught it's
gonna be
uh bad
hard to get
out of that
why did you
change it to
carpet painters
we didn't agree
to that
nobody agreed
to that
we didn't agree
to that
how would you
like to try
and break in
do you want
to just go
walk up to
the dock
or what
what would you
like to do
to how to
break into
this ship
well don't
we get
isn't there
four different
types of
excursions
or what do
you call it
like break
ins it's
like
yes
okay
so you
guys
uh
let's see
deception
and like
what is it
vehicle
and
i feel like
that's completely
wrong but
close
can't say
completely wrong
and then close
that's not how
it works
you got me
it does not
say on these
blanks
so you can do
like burglary
espionage
robbery
sabotage
i suppose
like that
and then you
uh
kind of
pick how
much stuff
you want
to take
with you
you don't
have to
pick
everything
but you
know
and then
uh
yeah
we'll
kind of
see
from
there
okay
uh
what's
the best
way
to get
into
this
because
it's
going to
be
nighttime
i think
we're
going to
go
because
i'm
assuming
like the
port is
busy
during the
day
yeah
wouldn't
it
be
good
to do
it
when
it's
busy
so
maybe
oh
that's
interesting
because
we
we did
sneak
in
last
time
maybe
that
went
really
well
why
do
i
pretend
i'm
just
a
captain
oh
yeah
what if
he says
he's
the
captain
of
the
ship
and
you
two
are
my
two
and
you
guys
are
my
two
butlers
no
hold
on
i
have
no
one
you
cannot
have
three
butlers
valets
no
i'm
just
kidding
i'm
just
kidding
you
guys
are
very
important
to
this
plan
we
need
you
i'll
just
tell
them
that
i'm
the
person
that
works
in
the
galley
right
yeah
you're
the
food
person
and
i'm
what
cabin
boy
what
is a
cabin
boy
what
does
a
cabin
boy
do
they
deal
with
the
poop
holes
oh
i
don't
want
to
do
poop
hole
work
i
mean
what
other
option
is
there
all
right
fine
i guess
i'll
do
the
poop
work
i
don't
have
to
actually
do
poop
work
right
we
can
put
you
on
the
crow's
nest
it's
a
very
respectable
thing
gets
you
right
out
of
our
hair
i
mean
right
up
in
the
air
all
right
so
what
so
what
do
i
have
to
say
that
i'm
so
is
this
like
espionage
then
no
because
you're
kind of
going in
there
under
the
disguise
of
like
it's
definitely
stealthy
i wouldn't
say it's
like a
burglary
or like
necessarily
because you're
not like
just smashing
and grabbing
right
i think it's a
little bit of
stealth a little
bit of
burglary a
little bit
of this
little bit
of that
although it
could turn
into some
smashing if
we don't
hold to our
rolls pretty
well we
could be
murdering a
lot of
people
tonight
so
i don't
think we
need to go
to burglary
i pull
chuckles aside
and go
are we really
gonna trust
this guy
to get
us in
i don't
know every
time things
get hairy
he just
runs away
which has
not been
great for
us
i mean
it's only
been one
time
but
yeah
that's like
a hundred
percent of
the time
he runs
away
he is a
pirate
though
so i
feel like
we're not
asking him
to do
too much
to pretend
to be a
pirate
this is
america by
the way
between you
and me
i think he's
always pretending
to be a
pirate
oh you don't
think he's a
real pirate
no i think
he's faking
it
check under
that eye
patch i bet
there's like
an eye
you know i
can hear what
you're saying
this eye
patch it's
not it's
not for my
eye for
other things
that raises
more questions
than answers
it does
doesn't it
it does
doesn't it
so we're
gonna try to
go right
through the
front door
right through
the back
door
hiding in
plain sight
yep
i got
the old
diplomat's
entrance
i got my
old frock
coat ready
i'll take
off my
ipad so i
don't look
so menacing
and uh
there we
go
yarr
i need a
hat
we're gonna
roll your
engagement
roll uh
you kind of
show you guys
how you
start off
um i would
definitely say
uh
very bold
a bold
choice
and uh
i think it's
a little risky
to do it
in the middle
of the day
so you guys
are gonna get
plus two
so total
plus three
i'm gonna
roll it
oh you
roll it for us
and yeah
i just it's
just a general
roll
it's pretty
good
i
yeah
good
uh
hold up
let's go to
the
that's like
the third
best option
how does
that show
up in there
because a
six is
yeah success
yeah you
do it
yeah
we did it
okay can you
all
yeah i see
it's just a
boat
okay yeah
that's all it
is it's a
boat
uh so
uh
is everyone
else
what
yeah
okay
yeah so
uh as you
guys uh
walk up the
plank we're
gonna pretend
that uh it's
on this side
of the ramp
uh you're
stopped by a
guard you can
see there's
four guards
there's nothing
on this top
ship it's a
very large
ship it's
got three
maps um
two you
know like
level decks
and then a
missile deck
um and the
ship itself is
like three
decks so
there's you
guys are on
the top
deck there's
a middle
deck and a
low deck
a low deck
make sense
three levels
all right uh
which one is
the poop deck
i believe it's
the top deck
believe it is
the top deck
we're getting
away from that
one so much
poop so while
your guard shows
up at the
front and he's
like excuse me
sirs sir
this uh
this ship
is currently
in possession
of the
ministry of
preservation
uh can't
let you
board so
you're gonna
need to turn
around and
go back
home
you know
who you're
speaking to
sir
i am the
captain of
this vessel
the guard
looks to his
buddy who's
come around
from the
other side
and he's
like uh
i thought
the i thought
the captain
was down
below
i came
up to
go use
the bathroom
i don't
want to
use it
on the
boat
on that
ship
all the
time
the two
kind of
look at
each other
but they're
like
i don't
want to
i don't
want to
piss off
captain or
lieutenant
light fall
downstairs
so
all right
and they uh
they kind of
walk away
but one of
them turns
around he
goes do
do you
want me to
escort you
down to
the captain
uh that's
where he
left him
last i
thought he
was uh
talking to
you interrogating
you i
thought
what i
he is the
captain i
am the
captain i
wasn't
interrogating
anyone go
to your
business what
are you
doing get
up on that
mast
they uh
they continue
to walk but
they're definitely
going to keep
an eye on you
because as
far as they
know you're
being held
captive in
the uh
bottom level
level of the
deck um so
it's kind of
weird that you've
suddenly appeared
on deck but
they believe you
because you guys
are very convincing
so the captain
is being held
in the brig
the entire crew
is being held
oh yes
oh so but
they didn't
arrest us
no no you
were very
convincing
right name
on the
roll
now we're
on the
ship
follow me
lads
why
why not
listen
don't worry
he's going
neither do
i do i know
my way around
a ship
all right we're
going to the
galley god
damn it
yeah galley
what's a
galley
it's
we'll talk
along the way
and we'll tell
you what it is
and i'll tell you
all the ways you're
going to be a cabin
boy
i've always wanted to
do a walk and talk
we're walking and
we're talking
see the cabin boy is
one of the most
important things about
this ship
it keeps the ship
ship shape
if you don't have a
cabin boys we're
fucked
don't talk
down who do you
think i'm not
talking down to you
you're my partner and
you're a cabin boy you
don't understand a cabin
boy is like second in
command to the ship
thanks to the captain
it makes it sound like
the cabin boy is your
boyfriend
that's not what you're
implying lad
i don't know what you're
implying lad but if you
want your cat litter you're
gonna have to start
shaping up or shipping
out
all right okay fine
good captain makes all of
his men feel like they're
second in command
but always second
surprisingly wise from
the drunk captain
oh i'm drunk and
eating skittles
is that in character too
oh yeah
all right so now let's go
to the galley then now
we're on the top deck it's
in the middle of the day
and you're walking around
on on the boat telling
us all everything there
is to know about being a
captain and being on a
boat
yep and i'm leading you
down to these stairs over
yonder that go down to
the galley i suppose
yep there's stairs that
kind of lead you right into
the center of the ship do
you want to go down
and do
all right
down
push the button go down
oh i'm hoping for this
vision
oh hold on
i know exactly what you're
saying but it was just
complete gibberish when it
came out
all right you guys get down
to the center of the ship
now down here a little bit
more
uh crowded there's two guards
uh in the same room they
watch you come down the steps
uh you also can see up to
the uh
whatever the opposite of the
aft is the front of the ship
four
uh there's stairs
thank you
uh and then behind there's
also one guard as well
and they
they're a little bit smarter
than their friends up top so
so we shouldn't talk to them
how do we know they
they're smarter
are they wearing glasses
they're like
they're
you're
knocking off
gesundheit
thank you
all right
i'm gonna keep walking down
what are we on the galley level
where's that at
you are in the middle of the ship
yep
where's the galley
uh it's here
if you look all the way
towards like the aft of the ship
there's like a
little dynamo
will we know where that
where that is
no
you wouldn't
because
juggles wouldn't know for sure
i just asked
i asked one of the guards
like where the galley is
uh excuse me
like i said
um
can i help you guys
is there something we can help you with
i'm looking for the galley
all the guys upstairs
can you let us on
i'm the new captain of this ship
and this is my new galley
my new head chef
got him right from the
best restaurant in town
and this is my up-and-coming cabin boy
what
that sounds like a good cabin boy
very up-and-coming
now
i'm looking for the galley
i feel like that's innuendo
and i don't appreciate it
listen
we'll talk about it later
when we go up the poop chute
all right
what is a cabin boy
it's kind of like you know
you know
um
you're about to find out
it sounds like you want to
like sway them
and tell them that this is true
because they don't believe you
you're gonna have to
you have to roll for sway
we've gone
way too far without rolling
i am
very surprised we got this far
this roll
yeah
you have to roll for sway at this point
nothing
no no no nothing added on
regular
oh
very risky
i would do risky
desperate
yeah it's desperate
because they don't believe you
in the slightest
no modifiers
no
what if i'm dressed like a captain
that's gotta be something
you're dressed like a pirate
not a captain
they both wear the same thing
just dirtier clothes
not on a legitimate ship
are you saying you don't like my
my
red frock coat
because i tell you what squish
i'll throw you into that galley
right there and you can go get
that caviar while i talk to this
guard here
and i'll fucking
stop screaming our plan out loud
one
modifier
for
red
frock
partial success
well they don't
immediately
uh
like
draw their swords
on you
but they don't believe you
in the slightest
um
one of the guards
turns to the other
and says
go talk to lieutenant
uh
lieutenant
light hall
downstairs
see if this is going on
so one of the guards
goes down the poop chute
and leaves
uh
you are left with
one guard
immediately in front of you
and then
two in the front
and two in the back
do you want to keep pushing
forward or do you want to
talk to mr
i just start making my way
towards the galley
oh we're going to continue
walking
after that
where i
i feel like we lucked out
uh
two guards
at the front
do stop you
uh
they
are under orders
not to let anyone
in this particular
part of the ship
you don't want to come back
it's not a pretty sight
i do want to
i need to find out
what to cook for these people
what
i need to feed the
the
captives
on this boat
caviar
it's going to be
a heavy
caviar dish
and cigarettes
uh
let me have you
throw this away
try to convince them
to let you go cook
in the galley
all right
what's the uh
position
uh
it's going to be
desperate
standard
yes
they uh
they move aside
and uh
let you
continue
down the uh
the hall
as you continue
there's rooms
on either side
of you
they're just
bedrooms
and like
small quarters
they don't
really look
like
uh
any sort
of holding
cell
and uh
then
in the kitchen
in the galley
all right
can i look around
see if there's like
the cargo
for the
the caviar
yeah
go ahead
and uh
yeah
do uh
what is it
study
or
well you know
what you can just
look you can see
with your eyes
uh
kind of look around
it's not a very big
galley
it's a pretty
small room
with uh
just some supplies
on it
but the caviar
is not in there
um
the caviar
is being held
in the hold
in the bottom
of the ship
well
probably should
have thought
about that
but how would
he know that
from just looking
around and not
seeing any caviar
well
he's a chef
but he knows
caviar has to
stay cold
ah
saltpeter
it's a
small area
and it's just
just the kitchen
for like
the crew
that lives there
it's not really
anything in abundance
like a cargo
galley
um
it's just kind
of like
it's just like
the office
kitchen
okay
well I'm gonna
try to cook
something
so I can
keep up the lie
and then I'll
let the other
two do something
that's your answer
to everything
I'm just gonna
cook something
it might work
okay
while you two
are um
or while you're
in the kitchen
cooking the guard
from before
has come back
and he goes
sir
I don't know
who these
men are
uh
but
lieutenant
light hall
is definitely
downstairs
talking to
captain dawn
so uh
I don't know
who these
men are
and they
have uh
they turn
and they draw
their swords
draw their swords
whoa
hey
let's not
get hasty
I'm just
but a simple
cabin boy
hey
he's my
cabin boy
we're
good
cabins
no my
captain does
all my
fighting for
me
he's right
and uh
my butler
does all my
fighting for
me
is that where
you start
rubbing your
your lamp
your butler
lamp
i'm starting
to think
about it
i'm
so i'll be
rolling for
initiative
do you want
to fight
guys
absolutely
not
uh
what can
we do
here
you want
to it
sounds like
you want
to sway
them and
convince
them that
you uh
you belong
on the
ship some
more you
can definitely
try that
um
or you
can fight
them or
if you
want to
throw i
don't know
not wreck
something
cabin boy
yes
use some
of your
boyish charm
to convince
these lads
not to make
this the
end of our
days
uh
i don't
think they're
believing my
ruse
my instinct
is to
find
something
of
to distract
them to
run somewhere
else um
is can i
find perhaps
like i
don't know
there's lots
of ropes on
a ship
and just
like
unloosen
that to
like pull
something down
and give
us some
cover to
run into
the ship
sure uh
i think that'd
be like a
finesse roll
where you're
using your
your skills
to drop a
rope on
them or
something on
them using
a rope like
a curtain
or whatever
okay
barrels of
rum
barrels of
rum is
that what you
said does
yeah
what would i
have to do to
make it more
of a rack
roll
you'd have
to like just
start tossing
shit or
finding something
to kind of
toss at them
so if you
wanted to take
the rope and
just like
fling it at
them and hope
it just kind
of catches
them i think
that'd be more
yeah that's what
i want to do
i want to find
something close
and just throw
it in their
general direction
just to give
us like the
little bit of
space and
i'm gonna run
off and
hopefully the
captain comes
with me
all right
go ahead and
throw your
rack
um should i
change it from
risky to
desperate
yes
yeah let's go
ahead and do
that
seems like a
pretty desperate
thing to do
and yeah
speak for
yourself
hey i
succeeded
oh you
suck
wait oh
because i was
rolling as the
captain
oh
yeah
uh
wait
action
rack
desperate
oh
oh that's
even worse
what's this
bad
and they're
able to
catch it and
they toss it
back on you
uh knocking
you on your
butt uh
not my butt
entangling you
up i'm gonna
have you take
two straps
because you've
been tangled
in the rope
is that what
you tossed
with them
yeah no it's
like one of
those big
ship ropes
yeah that's
well
oh fuck
oh my god
back
what did
uh
did the
captain
get
ropes
too
uh
the captain
hasn't been
roped into
it yet
but captain
they're
turning on
you next
one stress
for the
gm
um
let's see
what i got
here
i
um
i i
i
are we
still
trying to
convince
them
that
we're not
we're
we're good
guys or
we do
we want to
fight
who are you
asking me
i'm covered in
out of character
oh
i mean out of
character
i mean do you
want to fight
these guys or
you want me to
no i don't want
to fight them
i was trying to
distract him so
we can run
away
okay i mean
um i use my
rapier to cut
can i use my
rapier to cut him
out of the rope
real quick
yeah um
i think that's
kind of a
finesse maneuver
right because
it's a little
it's like
using your hands
really quickly
yeah and
then um
what do i
anything
any modifiers
positions i
think um
i mean it's
kind of a it's
definitely a
desperate maneuver
everything on
this boat was
desperate you
guys went in
here in odd
daylight and
tried to
convince him
it rolled
really well so
i couldn't say
no but i
thought it was
a good idea
we have a
captain i
thought i
thought they
would have kept
going for it
for a long
time i didn't
break character
the entire time
it hasn't been
proven that it's
a bad idea yet
yeah i mean
we just tried
to bluff our
way down
now cut me
out of this
rope
roll
five partial
success
uh you're able
to cut them
out um
and pull
chuckle out
of his uh
out of the
rope uh
unscathed um
but they're
definitely on to
you and uh
they're not
going to take
any sort of
peaceful talk
right now
now we have
to fight
them
you definitely
aren't going
to be able
to convince
them that
you're not
a threat
right
uh meanwhile
at the uh
aft of the
ship um
where uh
squish is
cooking um
there's another
guard
there's two
guards over
there
sorry i don't
know if i'm
moving that
and uh you
can overhear
them talking
he's like
do you know
what they're
holding in
here have
you that
thing's a
monster and
the smell i
can't believe
that they're
keeping this
on deck
they do not
hear what's
going on
outside or
on the other
part of the
ship i'm
going to turn
the heat down
on whatever
i'm cooking and
try to listen
in like sneak
up a little bit
closer to them
thanks for doing
the safe thing
andy and
turning the heat
down before you
go and listen
to them
the classic
cooking over
do you think
she would have
set the
the boat
ablaze if
you didn't
turn the
heat down
if i rolled
a critical
failure maybe
uh so
you're gonna
kind of like
sneak up prowl
behind them
yeah
uh go ahead
and roll
for prowl
risky
uh yeah
it's a little
risky it's not
it's not as
desperate as
your friends
over there
oh
got the
lucky dice
tonight
the green
one
um
yeah there's
so they're
talking
either these
two guards
uh they're
just talking
uh i can't
i just i've
never seen
anything quite
like it before
and the fact
that they just
they just feed
it whatever it
wants
it's it's
incredible to
me have you
seen anything
that small
and smelly
before uh
and you don't
know what
they're talking
about but in
one of the
rooms before uh
that you've
walked past uh
you can kind of
catch a whiff
of something
very
muggy very
spicy as
some might
say uh
and there's a
you kind of
hear some
banging against
the walls
too
oh yeah
that's right
i hear them
talking i want
to sneak into
that room
i hear your
face
i could just
tell you so
bad
he hates the
description spicy
for a smell
you'll thank me
later when you
need an onion
you go over
to the cell
and inside
you find a
member of the
crew sitting
there
dd the chimp
can you guys
see his do you
see his picture
yes he's
adorable and he's
smoking
god where's he
at chimp
looks so
fucking cool
god damn
i can't see
him oh he's
in the
that might be
the cool
creature i've
ever seen
i've ever
seen my
entire life
yeah i
go up to
the cage
and just
stare at this
monkey i
guess
he's
smoking a
cigarette
frank
yeah
oh my god
that's really
funny
as you're
staring at
the uh
at the monkey
for a while
um suddenly
he like
just twitches
lunges towards
the bars of
the door that
he's in and
just starts
shaking them
violently and
making random
monkey noises
screaming trying
to get out
i was hoping
you were going
to do random
monkey noises
debated for a
second if i
should and how
far and that's
about as all i
can do without
being too
embarrassed
calm down
i look over i
see that the
name is dd
dd yeah oh
yeah his name
is dd
yeah so i
started saying
calm down
dd
you're fine
on the door
to his uh
to the room
it says dd's
room uh
he calms
down he
takes another
uh he
opens up a
box of
cigarettes he
takes another
cigarette he
lights it
takes a deep
breath and
then lays
it on back
in his bed
uh meanwhile
back at the
front of the
oh that's
us we're
on
all right so
i freed uh
the freed the
freed the cabin
boy what now
do you want it
what what are we
doing now i
don't know if
we're gonna get
out of this
while fighting
bud uh no i
am no i want
to run away
somehow all
right i'm gonna
summon my ghost
butler
oh here we
go again with
a ghost butler
well you're not
being a good
butler certainly
not being a
great cabin boy
right now
a cabin boy
would stand up
for me
well okay so
yes i'm on the
ground okay i got
hit with a rope
and i i punch you
in the shin
ow i pull out
my bottle and
and call forth
neelix the
butler
deus ex
butler
uh you neelix
appears and
he's very
bored as
usual
yes sir
i need you to
fight these
guys can you
do that
is that a
command sir
uh yes
all right
let's see how
well you
commanded him
what i roll
uh so you'll
roll your
command
want to use
any of your
special tools
to kind of
help you
you you can
roll an extra
month
you have a
tool you'd
like to use
what tools
uh
oh yeah
are we gonna
say uh
what our loads
are
oh yeah did
you want to
pick a load
at this point
uh
well at this
point i might
as well have a
heavy load
it's just
i have
ever i just
have the same
what i had
last time i
don't think i
did anything
different
well you can
pick light
normal or
heavy but we
don't have to
pick what we
have right
not before
right
because that
would be
planning
right
then i
would like to
be normal
instead of
light
okay
same
yeah i'm
gonna do
normal as
well
all right
what
it depends
when you
what you
want to
carry on
you
um at
the time
so like
before you
had two
lightning hooks
and two
spirit or
four spirit
bottles if
you want to
add something
else or get
rid of
something you
can i
don't i'm
fine with
what i got
okay so
you're just
gonna command
them yeah
okay go
whatever your
command is
then and
then just
regular yeah
that's not
good is
that all you
have for
command
i mean it
says captain
i have i
have i
have one
dot
oh for
command
yeah
one dot
for command
should i've
added more
no uh
neelix just
straight up
ghosts you
and he just
disappears and
he goes
sorry sir i'm
not interested
you can handle
this yourself
you got
into this
own situation
and he
just disappears
you damn
dirty ghost
i should have
kept you as a
cabin boy before
i turned you
into a butler
what
one of the
guards is
gonna kind of
give a quick
uh kind of
rush at you
try to grab
your hands
so um
i do have
my rapier
out already
right
uh yes
you do
i am gonna
say you're
gonna take
uh a couple
stress for
that too
because you
really that
was a big
failure
take two
straight
two what
two stress
yeah
okay
whatever
it's gonna be
rigged
it's pirates
now what
chuckles
my ghost
abandoned me
i'm a failure
of a pirate
right now
man
i'm still
on the floor
chuckles
i might have
an existential
crisis right
now
that's fine
what am i
even doing
here
why do i
even wear
this eye
patch
what am i
even doing
well you're
not wearing
it and
i'm gonna
start because
i'm gonna
roll over
because i was
like on my
back from
having
gotten hit
with the
rope
and start
crawling
like like
trying to
crawl through
people's
legs
towards
um
i guess
the back
of the
ship
i see in
the picture
there's like
a a
door in
between the
two sets
of stairs
i like to
walk towards
that or
i mean
not walk
crawl towards
that
okay
they kind
of uh
just watch
you crawl
away
one of the
other guards
he's gonna
come and
follow you
he's also
gonna try
and grab
you and
kind of
uh
pull you
uh
up to
your feet
they'd like
to take
you
you get
the sense
that they're
trying to
toss you
off the
ship
oh that's
not good
uh
i yeah
i'm trying
to be
somewhat
stealthy
like try
to literally
crawl under
the commotion
you know
like when
they like
when there's
a fire
and you
crawl
because all
the smoke
is high
so you're
gonna like
prowl
uh
one might
call it
that
yeah
let's uh
let's see
how well
you
I don't
even know
how good
my
prowl
is
oh it's
actually
not bad
i guess
it's
desperate
because you're
a prowler
but no
it's because
we're in the
middle of a
fight i'm
trying to
crawl away
oh it's
you roll
for cap
god damn
it
i wouldn't
have been
able to
crawl away
either
turns out
not much
better
no it was
literally worse
on every
die
yeah
uh
as you
try to
uh
prowl away
the guy
definitely
does catch
you and
kind of
like
picks you
up on
your feet
and he's
got a
good hold
of you
um
you make
when you
pick
can that
be
chuckle's
voice
hey
no
hey
put me
down
i would
like some
cat food
kevner
hey
put me
down
uh
they're
not
gonna
put
you
down
they're
starting
to walk
you up
towards
the other
deck
the other
guy
he uh
the other
guard
he kind
of takes
a lunge
towards you
captain
yeah
i dodge
you dodge
uh
it sounds
like you're
in a
skirmish
so let's
uh
roll your
skirmish
die
see how
that goes
skirmish
oh that's
not good
either
i don't know
what's going
on
why i would
if i can
pull a
fucking rug
and i get
everything
and now
that's
you're not
able to
skirmish
away
you uh
he in
fact grabs
you he
kind of
punches you
in the
stomach
you're
going to
take a
level one
damage
uh
wind
knocked
out
and that
you're
knocked
out
your wind
knocked
out of
you
and uh
both and
are going
to start
walking back
up the
stairs
okay um
can i do
a flashback
yes
okay during
our downtime
i was
well during
the last
job i was
very impressed
with chuckle's
just
picking skills
oh
and so
during our
last break
or our
last downtime
i went up
to him and
i wanted
him to
teach me
the basics
of picking
locks
okay
probably what i
should be doing
right now
uh
are you trying
to like
let dd out
or are you
trying to
undo something
else
i'm trying
to let dd
out
okay uh
it would be
a finesse
roll and
then uh
since uh
chuckles is
the one teaching
you i'll let
you guys do
it together
and whoever
gets the
highest score
we'll go
with that
finesse
and not
tinker
i'm also
gonna say
that in
my load
i took
the lock
picking gear
the burglary
kit
okay then
add an
additional
die too
to tinker
or finesse
oh you're
right i'm
sorry it's
tinker
all right
and how
does the
help do
i roll
too
i don't
remember
yeah you're
gonna help
him uh
you taught
him everything
you know
so let's
just see how
well of a
teacher you
are
not
everything
uh risky
not everything
yeah
well
everything
player if you
get a six
then we'll
have a
critical
oh my
god
this is not
good role
well
horrible
teacher but
that's okay
because squish
absorbed it
anyway he's
able to
unlock the
door and
dd just
comes flying
out this
uh three
foot chimpanzee
just starts
barreling down
this uh the
guards at the
front see him
they scream
does it have a
cigarette in
its mouth
yeah
the trail of
smoke behind
where dd was
in his mouth
just
tearing
chimp is
cool
right he
bursts into
the main
room where
squish and
chuckles are
and he just
starts going
literally
apeshit
he's tossing
things off
the wall
he's just
wrecking shit
he is going
nuts he's
screeching the
entire time
monkey noises
everywhere the
guards have
dropped you
now all three
of you are in
the room
together and
the two
guards well
now four
guards are
with you
and dd
and let me
go grab
dd
you guys are
all in the
room together
the guards are
very much
distracted by
what's going
on uh with
dd
all right
run
i look at
the other two
go let's go
downstairs let's
go to the the
bottom level
quick prowl
wait i mean i
would like to
say we'll
prowl the
bottom floor
can't we just
walk
quick walk
don't run
you guys
escape to the
bottom level
uh while you
while there's
just ruckus
going on
upstairs uh
do you want
to take a
break before
you get to
the bottom
level
yeah because
i want to
pee my
pants
all right
let's go
ahead and
take a
break
okay
that is in
character
oh no
no
are you not
gonna move
me i thought
you were gonna
pee your pants
i was looking at
something
i was looking at
you
i was looking at
you
i was looking at
you
i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
and i was looking at
the bottom level
you know i looked up
pictures of uh
smoking cigarettes
and there was a lot
of them sadly
i don't know why
you said sadly
seems like a pretty
cool thing
if i had a pet monkey
it's one of the first
things i teach him
i didn't realize
and how to you know
change his own diaper
yeah i don't know
what happened
like i don't know
if my data crashed
or my phone died
or what
but like
my phone just
like completely
checked it
oh yeah
i don't think
it was the battery
because now the battery
can walk if it's now
Thank you.
Bridge in the dark.
Holy crap.
I was just looking under my assets.
Or not my assets, my loadout.
I can have a trained hunting pet.
A trained hunting?
Yeah, its name is Dee Dee.
I'm going to make it Dee Dee.
Like, if it's possible.
I was just imagining that the guard was holding me, like, literally over the edge of the boat by my ankles.
And was about to drop me.
And all of a sudden we both looked over our shoulder.
And it was that funky monkey just comes flying out.
Smoking a cigarette.
That monkey saved our lives.
That monkey did save your lives.
You know, I didn't realize until later that I named it Dee Dee because I was just like, well, what's a name that's not very obvious for a monkey?
I didn't want it to be like, you know, banana or something.
No.
And then I realized, I was like, that's too always sunny in Philadelphia references.
Zip what?
Dee Dee.
Oh, Dee Dee.
That's too, it's, that's alright.
Wait, who's, no, isn't it just, it's just Dee?
Is it their mother?
Oh, is it just Dee?
I thought her name was Dee Dee.
D'Andra.
What was her parents, their mother, their mother's name?
I don't remember.
D'Andra.
No, that's the name of Dee.
That's Dee's full name.
I don't remember her name.
I thought maybe her, her mom's name was Dee Dee.
When Brandon and I first moved into our apartment, the people downstairs were Kitten and Dion, which are, you know, different names.
And then Dion's mother moved in and Brandon told me her name was D'Andra.
And I believed him.
Until they moved out and I found out her name was Linda.
That's close.
Called her D'Andra for almost two years.
And she didn't say anything?
Yeah, I feel like you got into a lot of trouble just blindly believing what your husband says to you.
I know.
It's a real person.
You gaslighted her.
It was a real, it's a real fun time.
All right.
Well, you guys get downstairs, leaving the ruckus behind you.
You, you, uh, land in the, uh, between the front and middle section of the boat.
So I don't know if you can see my mouse or anything, but like right here.
Um, I lost your cursor.
Whose?
Bridges.
Maybe I was just zoomed in.
Yeah, I guess I didn't see where, where you're pointing.
I'm just going to go with the key.
Kind of like right there.
So, uh, in front of you are all of these boxes.
They're labeled different things, but you, uh, can tell that they're-
Oh, Bridget, you're in, you're in the lower deck.
You haven't moved us to the lower deck.
Maybe that's why.
There you go.
Token vision.
All right.
Oh my.
And that token vision.
Da da da da.
Ooh.
Speaking of token.
That table kind of reminds me of a pot leaf.
Are those escape boats?
Those are pot leaf.
Oh, those are missiles.
It's a smuggling boat.
Smuggling.
A smuggling boat.
Yeah, what?
I think those are hammocks.
That makes more sense than the escape boats being on the bottom deck.
Yeah, so you guys get to the second level or the third level, the bottom level of the ship.
And, uh, you can see all the cargo in front of you.
You can also see there are four guards there as well, walking around, making patrols.
They haven't seen you.
Uh, you guys were able to sneak in behind a couple of boxes.
Uh, but there are four of them.
All right.
I say we just kill these guys.
Yeah, that's your answer to everything.
That's not true.
My last answer was unleashing a smoking monkey.
Yeah.
And you're welcome for that, by the way.
I had it figured out.
You were about to be kicked off the boat.
I, you don't even know what I was going to do.
I was going to bust out.
Bust out of what?
Everything.
You got tangled up in a rope that you threw.
You weren't there for that.
Captain told me, though.
You told him?
As you were walking on the ladder.
Wait till I tell you what's going to do.
While we're going down the stairs.
Well, I'm being all brave.
He's running away with a rope around his legs.
I was going to come back.
You literally went crawling away.
You weren't there for that either.
Captain told me.
You told him that, too?
I didn't run.
Hey, you know what?
Flashback down the stairs.
When Captain told me everything.
That's how that function works, isn't it?
It is not how it's supposed to be used.
All right.
So we're in a room right now.
And no one is, like, pounding on the door yet, right?
No.
You kind of skipped or escaped unnoticed.
Plus, there's the monkey upstairs.
And they hear the ruckus upstairs.
But they're not focused on that.
There's this patrolling this bottom deck.
Can I look around this floor or this section of the boat?
You can see ahead of you, which is filled with cargo.
Behind you, they look like sleeping quarters.
I see.
If you want to study and see anything else, you definitely could.
Are there any labels on the cargo ahead of us?
You can see that they're labeled, but you do have to either get closer or kind of strain yourself to see what they say.
Okay.
I would like to get a little closer to see what the labels say on the boxes.
Okay.
Do you want to, like, prowl a little closer just to see what they say?
Yes.
Because it would mean walking into that main room enough that you could possibly be seeing.
I mean, preferably, I'd like to tinker my way into seeing it.
But I'm not sure that makes any sense.
I'm pretty good at prowling.
Two or three?
Two.
I'm two, too.
Oh.
One, two.
Crawl away.
All right.
Hey.
Look at that.
You could get kind of close to, you climb closer to the cargo bays or just cargo boxes.
Nobody's seen you at this point.
And you can see that this box closest to the front of the, or I'm sorry, the back of the shift, the aft, right over here.
Here, I'll put a guard right on top.
That is the caviar.
Oh, okay.
It says Leviathan caviar.
Oh, the good caviar.
The best.
I found caviar.
Where is it?
It's in a box.
Oh, we gotta get it out of here.
Well, I don't, I don't know that part yet.
So we have to distract the guards.
Oh, me?
Yes.
I'm more of the lock picking type.
Can we distract them by picking a lock?
Can I try compelling my ghost again?
And do you run off?
He dissipated, but he's still in his bottle.
You'd have to bring him out again.
Am I allowed to bring him out?
Or I thought it was only once a time.
Yeah, it is only once.
Okay.
So I can't do it?
No.
Oh, fuck.
He's not interested, sir.
But there are, you could try to attune to other ghosts, possibly on the ship.
I'm attuning.
Attuning.
Hold on, let's get attuned here.
I can't attune a piano.
But you can attune a fish.
All right.
How do I attune?
One string.
Me?
Yes.
It's a little Dave joke.
Two string.
Attune.
Five string.
You're not the GM anymore, Andy.
Can I add a modifier?
Are you using anything additional to help you attune?
My magic eye patch.
You're what now?
I have it written down.
I just didn't know.
You didn't even have an eye patch before tonight.
This one's magic.
I thought we talked about this, Bridget.
Oh, are you talking about one of your items?
Yeah.
What's my item?
Where's my items?
I thought I wrote it down.
I don't remember where it's at.
It's mostly one of my items is a fine spirit mask.
I've turned that into my eye patch.
And that is actually in the paper right there.
Fine spirit mask.
It's not on my paper.
Mask.
Okay.
Yeah.
Give yourself an extra plus one.
But that counts as one of your items.
That's fine.
Do I lose it after I use it?
No, you can still use it.
I'm just saying it counts as one of your items.
That's fair.
Mask away.
Your eye patch is consumed.
As you look around, you do see three other ghosts kind of mulling about.
There's one that's just mopping in the corner, just really quietly, just kind of mopping.
The old cabin boy.
There's one you can kind of see at the aft of the ship.
And he's like banging on the door.
And he's like, let me in there.
Let me in.
And then there's one just kind of sitting on one of the cargo boxes, just lazing about.
They all look like they're just general sailors, not like professional Navy men or anything, but not quite pirates either.
They're just, you know, your normal, regular looking folk.
But they're dead.
You can't interact with it.
Well, you can, but they're dead.
They're very much ghostly.
So I'm using my turn, though, so I can't do anything with them yet until the next turn?
Yeah.
Okay.
Continue.
Do we have turns?
No turns, though.
Yeah, I was going to say, there's not really a turn.
You would have to do another action to command them or do anything with them.
Oh, well, then I'll compel them to make a distraction.
What do you tell them to do?
What about the one who wants to get out?
He looks like a nice fellow that might cause a distraction if I compel him to.
That lazy guy.
I got to tell you, he's not going to do shit.
But this one guy, he's a go-getter.
I can tell.
What about the sweeper?
He wants out.
What?
The sweeper?
I mean, do you really want to go for the sweeper?
I mean, he's probably very busy.
Oh, I'm not really in this conversation in character.
Because you're doing all this.
I'm letting the one guy go crazy.
I'm letting the one ghost who goes crazy out.
Okay.
Yeah.
So he's at the front of the ship and he's just like, or the back of the ship, sorry, the aft.
And he's just banging on a door.
And he's like, let me out.
All right.
How do I compel him out?
That would be a command.
Roll.
All right.
I'm going to command it.
And it's regular?
Yeah.
Of course.
So tell me how you tried to command him.
Hey, you ghost.
Behind the door.
Help us out.
The ghost completely ignores you.
However, the guards did hear you and have kind of turned to see what's going on.
Why do I know?
I wanted to talk to the ghosts.
All right.
I swear I get this right.
Ghosts are not people.
People are not ghosts.
Who are you talking to?
Chimney sweep.
Sweeper.
I compel you.
Do it again.
Okay.
Do you want to use any of your items?
You're probably close enough to the chimney sweep if you wanted to, like, use anything special on him.
I don't really have any special items.
Yeah.
Well, the point of the mode is you don't set it up beforehand.
You can pick it.
You can pick it right now.
Like those lightning hooks that are also on your page?
Yeah.
I already have one.
Yeah, but no, no, no.
You don't.
It's not like your bag is sent.
So you just say, hey.
It's kind of like a flashback.
I packed this.
So I'm going to use this right now.
Right.
But I don't have anything I want to use that's going to help, I don't think.
You can make something up.
Your lightning hooks that you have?
Yeah.
They're not in your bag until you say they're in your bag.
Yeah, but what can I use with those, though?
Hold on.
Let me pull it up.
No, just make something up.
Well, you have.
I mean, there's a list of things that you can have in your load.
Yeah.
At least on the sheet.
I mean.
I have a list of items, and I have like three items I've sketched in that I have brought with
me that I thought I was supposed to have with me.
But I guess what we're saying is you can pick one of those that you could just retroactively
have in your load, if there's anything in that list that you could use.
I mean, I don't think there's anything that's going to enhance my compelling of this ghost
to cause a distraction.
So let's just say you have a bag of ashes or something that you throw on the floor to
get the chimney sweep to go over there and clean that up.
Yeah.
You know, like that kind of stuff.
You do have a lightning hook, which actually can grab them and force them into positions.
Oh, lightning hooks can do that?
Yeah, a lightning hook is a long two-handed pole suitable for grappling a spirit and dragging
it into a spirit bottle.
I don't want a fucking sweeper for my mind.
I don't need that.
It's like going out there and buying.
First thing you see is you get a fucking Pidgey.
You know, I don't need that or a Rattatat.
Who wants that kind of Pokemon?
You're not a ghost hoarder.
You're a ghost pirate.
Yeah.
Okay.
So let's just compel him.
Go ahead and keep compelling him or commanding him again.
Hey.
Yeah.
Sweep me, baby.
The ghost kind of like looks around and he's like.
And he kind of looks around the room and at all the items on the walls.
And he goes up to where there's like netting along the walls or rope.
And he starts kind of like using his broom and like moving them about and making some ruckus
up there.
It's not a lot of noise, but it's definitely got the guards attention.
And they kind of all start.
And they kind of start.
Two of them start walking over to the side to start staring at this.
Netting that just started magically moving.
You guys ever see that South Park episode where the boys get mad at Cartman for eating all
the chicken skins off of their KFC.
So they pretend he's they just ignore him and he thinks he's dead.
So he thinks they think he thinks he's absolutely dead.
Right.
But the only person.
And so the rest of the school starts ignoring him.
And except for Butters.
And so Butters thinks he's a medium to seeing ghosts.
And so at the end of it, there's like this hostage situation.
And Cartman goes in and he's just like shaking things like.
What?
That's exactly what's happening.
Yeah.
And the guys are like, I'm so confused.
What's going on?
Do you see this?
Is this happening?
So that's what this guy's doing, huh?
Great.
Fantastic.
Get in there and compel him.
He's been compelled.
All right.
Can I see what what the other crates are labeled?
Sure.
Do you want to like sneak forward or just kind of strain yourself to?
Study them.
I'll I'll crawl forward.
Okay.
Shouldn't I already know that, though?
You just knew the one.
Okay.
Risky.
I mean, you could have seen the other ones.
Yeah.
Did you look at the other ones?
Well, I was trying to find.
I mean, I would have as soon as I saw the caviar, I would have stopped looking.
If that happened to be the first box I looked at.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But yeah.
So you see the other boxes.
Yeah.
So in one of the boxes, it just says potatoes.
The other are tomatoes.
The other one says tomatoes.
And then there's a third one that just says rutabaga.
What is that?
Rutabaga.
It's a root vegetable.
It's a very starchy.
I thought it was like a car.
Wasn't that a car?
No.
Is that a car?
That's a Studebaker.
I thought that.
No.
What's the one that's like an RV?
Isn't that a Winnebago?
Close.
Is that a bit that you're doing?
No.
He's talking to ghosts.
My response was also in character.
All right.
So you guys took the arugula.
Arugula.
I actually would like to throw some rutabaga.
Into what?
To try to distract the other two guards.
So by like this, like this area, by the other nets.
I want to hit the other nets with it.
Okay.
So they think the nets are haunted.
Sure.
I think that's kind of cool.
Haunted so someone doesn't get tangled in them again.
Excuse me.
I feel like that was directed towards me.
It was directly directed towards you.
Could happen to any of us.
Sure.
I think it's kind of the finesse of it, right?
To get them in the right position.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
I like it.
You shouldn't.
She likes it.
Take it.
So you talk the rutabaga into the net.
And the guards kind of start wandering over.
But they're also starting.
You kind of miss as you do so.
And they can kind of see that it is a rutabaga.
They pick it up off the ground.
They're like, what the hell?
And they are.
They're starting to.
They're a little bit more suspicious.
And they're starting to like.
Look around some more.
It didn't scare them.
Do any of these crates say tobacco specifically for monkeys?
Monkey tobacco?
You know what?
If you study.
And you roll successful.
Then yes.
And I'll let you have the rutabaga.
Or have the tobacco.
I did not.
No.
No monkey tobacco.
At least none that you can see.
The caviar is over here.
And I point to the box.
Oh yeah.
The crate.
You guys got to grab it and go.
We never established how much.
We got to grab it and go.
Caviar there is.
Yeah all of it.
Just start stuffing your fucking pockets full of caviar.
Well then you're going to have to take out your onion.
I got to keep one.
One?
Yeah.
You have multiple onions?
Yeah.
You never know when you're going to need some onions.
Stuff some caviar.
Let's prowl over there and try to.
I take one.
I take a handful of onions out of my pocket.
And I stick one in my hat.
And then just drop the rest.
And I drop the rest.
Why are you guys pocketing the caviar?
Let's just pick it up.
Pick up the box and go.
It's a big box.
Yeah.
That's right.
I want to know like how much is there.
It's a two person crate.
Crate.
So it's.
It's about.
I would say knee high.
And probably like two feet long.
So it's.
It's big enough that maybe two of you.
Could work together and lift it.
And maneuver it.
But one person definitely couldn't.
All right.
I guess maybe we shouldn't start off with desperation.
And I pick up the.
The onions and put them back in my pocket.
And let's.
Let's.
Let's try carrying this crate out.
I guess at first.
I mean.
Now that.
Well.
What if we.
What if we pick it up and then try to.
Throw it out.
Of.
A porthole.
That's a good.
That's a good question.
Does caviar float.
And my guess would probably be no.
I mean.
It is part of a fish.
Whale.
But it's got air in the box.
And the box is made of wood.
And.
Which also floats.
And wood is buoyant.
It all floats.
Yeah.
Let's.
Let's just.
Let's just toss it overboard.
Hope for the best.
No.
Let's not do that.
Let's carry it.
I mean.
We do have to go back up.
Yes.
But.
We have.
There is a raging chimpanzee.
Yeah.
With a.
Serious need for nicotine right now.
And I'm assuming you guys are.
I thought you wanted him as your friend.
Yeah.
I'm assuming you guys had some.
Some type of bond.
Let's go get that monkey for you.
Yeah.
He didn't really.
Respond too well to me.
Listen friend.
I've captured a lot of ghosts in my day.
And it's.
If it's anything like that.
You've got to.
Give it some slack.
Then reel it in.
Then give it some slack.
Then reel it in.
Were any of the ghosts.
And reel it in.
You pirated.
A chimpanzee ghost.
I mean a few butlers.
What is the difference.
Between a.
Oh no.
Between a chimp and a ghost.
They're basically the same.
You know.
That is classist.
Sir.
You can't really talk to him.
Right.
And.
Unpredictable.
His whole.
His whole shtick is that he can't talk to them.
Right.
He can.
But other people can't.
That's what I'm just saying.
It's like ghosts and chimps are one and the same.
Basically.
Yeah.
Basically.
You know.
They're all the same.
More or less.
All right.
I'm just saying.
The reel it in.
Pull it back thing.
Might be worth a shot.
All right.
Captain.
Keep those nets a shaking.
While we go.
Sneak over.
Pick up this crate.
No.
You.
No.
The ghosts.
I'm a jiggling.
And the.
And the rutabagas.
Ghost.
Keep jiggling.
That was in my head.
That was in the ghost field.
Well, no.
We don't.
Do we need a prowl?
Uh.
Yes.
No, no, no.
If you want to go.
No, no, no.
If you want to go.
Yeah.
I guess we don't want to be chased on both sides.
Yeah.
And we're both pretty good at prowl.
All right.
Fine.
Let's.
Let's prowl.
I guess.
Let's prowl.
Yeah.
So.
Go ahead.
Do you have an option to do like a team role or.
If we do.
I don't know.
We picked up.
We picked up something that if I roll a six and he rolls a six.
It's a critical success.
Otherwise it's the highest die.
Okay.
What is that from?
Is that just the rules?
We picked up one of our.
One.
When.
Oh,
that's right.
We're upgraded.
I remember.
Work as a team or something.
Yeah.
It's.
You're right.
That's right.
Although my crew.
She doesn't say it.
It probably.
It probably says it on.
Bitch boys or whatever.
Our name is.
Is that.
So.
Did we choose.
Bitch.
No.
You're shadow.
Shadows.
Don't lie.
You love that.
No,
I hate it.
Yeah.
So we're synchronized in this.
Oh,
yeah.
When you perform a group action,
you may count multiple sixes from different roles as a critical success.
Whatever that means.
Yes.
What.
Exactly what it means.
If you roll.
Twice.
Are you.
Everyone rules.
You count all the sixes.
Yeah.
Do we get a bonus for them being distracted by the nets?
Or the root.
Yeah.
So one more D.
I would say.
Yeah.
Each get one more D.
You're about to say two though.
Yeah.
You know what?
You're distracting them on both sides.
So you can have two.
Oh,
okay.
Oh,
do you want me to roll another one?
Why did you only.
Why do you keep rolling for the captain?
It doesn't matter.
I got a six.
You got a two.
What?
And a six.
Oh,
no.
All right.
Wait.
Just because I had the captain.
Selected.
I tried to figure out how to turn that off,
but.
I couldn't figure it out.
All right.
Success.
See,
now there was a six.
Wait.
Yeah.
You crawl.
You prowl.
Behind the.
The guards who don't see you.
They're too distracted by rutabagas and rustling.
Uh,
ropes.
Mostly.
And you pick up.
Mostly rutabagas.
Uh,
and,
uh,
you pick up the,
uh,
the crate.
Uh,
it's not so heavy that it's painful,
like for both of you to hold,
but it's definitely not.
You,
you only two people,
two people definitely need to be,
uh,
holding up the whole thing.
Carrying the whole thing.
All right.
So do we go back upstairs?
To face.
DD,
the,
the boss,
the boss of this level.
No,
we're going to have to jump over barrels.
My,
uh,
my,
my trained hunting pet.
Uh,
well,
yeah,
I feel like we walk,
we walk you crab rock back at least where we were.
Should we try to go back up?
Unless if you want to throw it out,
we're not throwing it out.
Into the water.
No,
I feel like that's a desperation move.
If we got to,
we'll do it.
but I think best case scenario,
we just walk out of here.
No one notices.
And we go about our ways.
We can all keep our onions.
Everyone's going to notice us.
We don't know that yet though.
Not if you use the monkey.
Use the monkey.
Squish.
Everybody do the monkey.
Use the monkey.
Squish.
I have not a ghost you can command.
Squish.
It is the monkey.
He's an ape.
First off.
All right.
I don't think that's true though.
Monkeys.
These are apes.
Monkey.
Why did you learn so much about monkeys?
Anthropology.
So why are you high school?
Squish went to high school?
Yes.
He went to school high.
Whoa.
That's a great response to that.
Almost seems like a good spot
to kind of put a pin in it.
You guys have the cargo.
The caviar cargo,
but you're not quite sure
how to get it off deck yet.
Thank you.