definitely caught you on cameras chuckles
yeah i was really proud of that uh that picture by the way really turned out
you know what happened is i i was at work and uh i was in the middle of a a meeting
i'm just kidding
i had a google ad meeting today i didn't even put it together that it was like him
not only that i'm just wearing the same hat i'm wearing the same hat
party goes down in flames man experiences extreme testicle trauma after being unable to find the
statue before their time limit the crew produced a genius plot while captain clyde distracted the
audience with a tale of fishy fornication oh that's nice juckles stole the statue from its case
they tried to make a quick exit but were stopped by watt who had the real lion juckles triggered into
a relief in a junior high flashback punched the offending man in the family jewels sending him
to the ground and letting our crew continue with their plan but the junk boys weren't the only ones
serving deception lady amora amoria drew a gun on the party goers and threatened to set off a bomb if
she wasn't giving the lion squish and chuckles opened the case and gave her the fake and the party
dispersed in a panic as our crew narrowly escaped the house exploded into a fireball so now what the boys
have the statue but will that be enough to satisfy baz watch is on the lookout for a farting nut punching man who
nearly got him killed how many more enemies can our crew make and that that's a good question so
challenge so many so many like i said i think it's more of a how many more things can we can we explode
i mean we've already exploded a boat and a man to be fair the boat and a man the boat didn't explode it
did did get a hole punched through it and and then it it sunk so i mean well something exploded inside the
boat that's true that's true those goddamn rutabagas
for their explosive nature i forgot all about the rutabagas
no you didn't no you forgot what a rutabaga was that's different
he ain't lying can't make can't make whiskey out of it so he didn't care says who
i mean i i i guess i assume you can't make whiskey out of it you've never been in jail my friend have
you ever eaten a rutabaga uh not raw it tastes like whiskey yes but that's also because it was soaked in whiskey
i guess it's like a vodka right like made with potato yeah yeah or gin or whatever gin's made out of
okay the amazing the real question is if that's true then what the
the fuck did we give that guy with the onion juice with the kid
he was pretty trusted after it was an onion whiskey cocktail yeah
and he was very drunk and we got him tossed out of that party then who the hell did i hit
my damn diabetes
well uh yeah so you guys ran home i'm guessing uh
we we we we we we uh we've got some uh some uh
uh items to dole out yeah yeah y'all got some prizes all right so i can't believe you're about
to reward us for that yeah you know what it's speaking of
i don't think previous i don't think previous game masters would have no no
no previous game master would have sent you right to jail
with the rapists
speaking of uh
somebody wants to talk to you oh boy oh dear
oh no oh you are sitting there as you guys stand presumably in what you were wearing before
which is now smoke covered uh clothing this is my fancy shirt
your this is my fancy shirt your denim tuxedo uh a long double-sized frock coat that the captain is
wearing right because or no were you wearing that chuckles who was the head i was yeah so
presumably the pirates wearing nothing yeah he's just wearing his normal frock coat
and baz well he's not too happy he's uh
so yeah you want to explain yourselves there
what happened do we have to mission succeeded
rousing success did you see this and he he pulls out a picture of the newspaper and it's like
the early evening or you know first morning early express and he goes you're on the front of the
customer i look pretty good i look cool as hell in that picture
they caught you in photography i was gonna say camera
we're we're gonna have to frame that you got an extra copy
go to the newsstand it's everywhere it's literally the hottest thing right now literally it just came
off the press feel it and you he hands it to you and it is slightly warm i put it in my pocket
now the question is did we succeed in our goal of swapping out the statue
you know what you're right you're right and baz goes into his pocket and he pulls out
four coin and he puts it on the desk and he goes uh but i think i think there were some caveats around
this uh for example um you weren't supposed to be seen doing it that's definitely uh one of them
i'm sure we agree to that no one saw us do it okay well they're definitely the house was blown up
yeah definitely people know it probably wasn't our fault it was gonna do that anyway we don't have
it we don't have an explosions expert on this team who do you think will set that up no i
onion guy or the chef i'm actually captain i am shut up i actually am an expert no you're not
i'm not yeah all you're good at doing is farting that's the only explosions you do
yeah well that got us out of a jam didn't it get us out of a jam shut the fuck up
one of the coins and he sticks it back in his pocket and the deal was is that you switched the lions and
that you embarrassed the red sashes by calling it a fake i i don't think that happened i think people
were too busy running out of that house to realize where anything was no no it happened we switched the
lions and i called it out as a fake we filled those two necessities i'm not sure they believed you though
does it matter i called it out as a fake it was definitely to make a believe it also we were
trying to humiliate that guy right and now he's got no home now he's homeless it's the ultimate
humiliation one might say he's never gonna have an air we're living better than him right now technically
true also yes as uh as squish said probably not procreating anytime soon well i mean i'm sure there
was a lot of wealth in that house but you know how like the wealthy work right it's all it's not
liquid you know it's all in accounts and everything i'm sure he'll find some place to land on his feet
and well he did punch him in the nuts and passed out laughing a little bit
everyone's heard about it are you kidding me someone's out there shouting he's got that look in his eye
you don't think people looked i pull on the paper and i switch to page two and go
yeah it's right there oh my reputation i fold it back up and put it in my pocket
oh man i just got rid of the reputation from middle school for nut punching
and the first thing you do is punch a nut
i shouldn't be giving you anything but uh here you can have a coin each for that display that you call uh
work i suppose why did you take one away because that listen you blew up the house i don't think no we
did not
you got a reputation for blown up houses and now uh this all of this has brought way too much attention
onto me uh i i've got if you heard what happened to turn swallow
i assume he died in the explosion or horribly just figured i hope even worse the police caught him
was he talking what was he doing bad what was he doing bad he was drunk stumbling around screaming
it's a fake while the house was burning was up in smoke i mean they just thought he was a crazy
person but they took him into the they took him downtown boys that's like three out of my seven days a week
yeah well you ought to think to make it that you're not arrested then
do you see why you're getting three and not four no
well what a surprise three not four
no
uh
so you guys each uh get a unless you want to stash them but uh or you're getting three coin each one
coin each i think i i think i want to stash one of mine because i think my pockets are full
well that must be a nice problem to have it is not all of us ate our payment from the last job
do i regret it no you said you should it was very good all right you got one coin in your till
squish it chuckles you keeping yours you throwing it in with the with the rest of the groups what is it
you can either keep a coin on you or you can throw it into the um like group fund
why would i share it when i could keep it for myself
and then keep it for yourself all right i will then
biggest
i can't do this
i'm putting it up my pocket
all right i already put it in
awesome all right well i also stole the newspaper no no i already had the newspaper in my pocket
oh yeah you did those things are like five they're like it's nothing i mean honestly you can keep it
uh in other news uh that was fucking cool though right i mean
starts laughing he's not so angry right now uh
yeah uh can't can't believe you did that um do you understand the reputation now you have
like you're not just these this crazy group of oddballs and misfits and smelling
onion smelling drunk pirate red skin demon gang
yeah we're like plus house exploders i feel like you're talking down to us right now i don't
appreciate it you guys we just blew up a house we did not blow up the house he doesn't know that
we could blow this house up right now if we wanted to so i've watched you i'd like that you say
i would watch the last thing you said
listen boys all i'm trying to say is your reputation's gone up really and and both
well not necessarily my eyes but all right gone up sky high yeah all right
yeah he's got four rep wait is that good yeah
how much heat do we have what how much heat do we have oh you have a lot
so so according to the book uh four is considered probably appropriate for uh your level of uh
destruction uh that you caused i think six is like for a full assassination temp
everyone say you did that bad but you guys definitely didn't uh this was not a sneaky queen clean quiet job
again i will argue we did not blow up the house
but nobody thinks we blew up the house doesn't matter what actually happened we're not going to
go to court for this i don't know if that's cool or not i'm on the fence it was very cool
all right yeah we'll take it then we don't have choice
people are not going to mess with us or else they'll know we'll blow up their house you know yes
plus you get a plus one heat since uh you did destroy you know a rich man's house too
wasn't just anyone's house we'll either blow your house up or blow your nuts up but something's
getting blown up
uh did you just say you're gonna blow their nuts
oh yeah they're gonna blow their nuts up don't forget the up it's very important
oh man
uh plus that you guys get a crew upgrade so you got a
six points two for your score two for the way that you did it and two for really boistering
your reputation uh everyone knows who you are now oh so we're famous you are and that means your
crew went up a level yay you guys could do an upgrade uh
what does that what does that mean can we put an addition on the junk floor
i don't think we never did one did we maybe maybe central air
uh you did hold on of course in the fantasy world we're in the central air
fantasy yeah there's a giant hole in the ground yeah how about like a like a removable flap
trap door for pooping for you what is our crew again your crew's a shadow
oh i thought you're talking about our name because now it says the nut hunting brigade which i never
agreed to
oh mine still says the junk boys
oh on the outside it does but in in the inside it says uh the nut hunting brigade
oh yeah here let me change that oh i can't see it
now with a house
oh here's actually the house blasters
i think just blasters might work
we had to blow up more than one thing
yeah that's true like a boat and a man we blew up a man remember he didn't die
no there was a guy that died he came to haunt us and then we sent him away somehow i don't
remember how i think we oh from a couple bucks yeah
uh so you guys can upgrade either your uh your layer if you want to add something or make it you
know a little bit more secure you can upgrade like uh a level like everyone can just get one
upgrade to thumb skill can we add a turret
no unfortunately i don't think a turret is a uh is an option there you could do workshop
no he didn't say turret he said turlet
turlet it's a turlet
what's the hole for
it's for getting into and out of
we're not supposed to be pooping in it
you promised me
we're not not supposed to though
so uh think about that for a second because in the meantime you all got your own xp too
okay uh so brandon and andy both got or i'm sorry uh captain and a squish you both got uh plus three
xp that you can use on whatever you want um you can either get another skill or give yourself another
ability point uh chuckles you get plus four because i gotta be honest nut punching was not on my uh
things that were going to happen list and you succeeded swimmingly i would not encourage me to do things like
that well you got yourself an extra xp points i have fun with that i'm just gonna waste it
can i add to my command how do i yes i don't so if it's all is that one xp or three or was
so you so are you looking at your sheet yeah you see where it says abilities
oh ability is no that's your xp so you add one two and then you would gear it out and give yourself one
more oh you just do it yeah i just did it okay then how's that adding to my command and then you just
give yourself plus one command right there so you see how i added the command
you had one now it's two wait so what do i get then he gets one plus one command
because he just upgraded his xp so you should have um i think you already upgraded
you just upgrade yeah oh then you can do whatever you want you can do an extra like ability a point
if you want to just added like an extra special ability you want to pick one from your character
sheet you can do that okay so so i get so okay so it's just one to spend somewhere it's just one
suspend one special ability or one like ability point tiger or captain chuckle i used all three of mine
right so your x it's just xp adds up and then once you fill up that bar that's when you get the extra
ability point it's like you went up a level okay you don't get three you just get one i see yeah
you got three xp and that you went up a level so you get the one
which one oh abilities i see
wait do i have a hunting pet a pet yeah the monkey
yeah i well i was gonna make dd my pet i think that was great all along yeah okay
it's all about the friends we made along the way
all right well then i'm not gonna spend one i'm gonna save it up
all right because i want to make dd a ghost hunter
okay
all right all right all good all good yes
you get tiger uh okay i i can spend it either on a point of any of these abilities right
can i spend it on a special ability yes
you can do one or the other you just can't do one or the other i just can't do both okay and
i think i'm looking at the right spot with the point so i get four which would fill it up all the way
right and then i the other two roll over for later right yes so you like fill up that level and then you
start building up the next one all right um i would like to
spend it on uh another tinker so then i would have i'd be maxed out at four okay
okay
and you're saying i'm not an explosions expert
you can be do you want to do you want to do is there is there a different person that is the explosion expert
no i definitely think it would be tinker okay
i was just saying that you weren't to to to throw baz off
right but we didn't blow the house up right but i was being dumb and also prideful
sounds like right helmet before the dumb fall
exactly i also want a lab can we get a lab
like a labrador no no a dog how the hell are we gonna get a dog up here
now the monkey makes sense we got an ape yeah he climbs trees she get a workshop you would need to
your kit your crew upgrade the one you haven't decided yet you'd have to use that on a workshop
may i posit we get a workshop why for me to build things for us like
um i don't know things to blast nuts i don't know i don't know yet but we could build stuff
we could build our walkie talkies in there we could build our walkie talkies in there i could
build purpose built tools um i guess i can't think of any that we could have used but that's
you know we could figure it out probably how much does that cost it'd be one one upgrade
one true upgrade which we have one available
come on come on i was gonna suggest a pole down the hole you know like batman but if you want to
put that's fine oh that pole is going to get shitty
you mean the pole yeah yeah the pole is going to be very shitty
it's gonna be a mess all right then labrador no not door laboratory
all right i guess we can get a laboratory
yes yeah i'm gonna make you guys so happy you're not gonna regret this you better punch some
fucking nuts for this you better you better lab us up a fucking toilet and some walkie talkies
because i can't steal any more carpet from that place yeah well they're not gonna let you back in
and i don't think that watt is ever gonna stop choking on his nuts
i did leave carpet this surgery successful maybe he will if that carpet blew up that is no longer viable
it's burnt you can't get rid of fire damage yeah
it keeps ants away but it looks terrible smells bad too
ruins the resale value
does it though so what does the laboratory give us
gives us the ability to make cool stuff
so here it says it uh it has tools for tinkering and alchemy library of books documents and even
maps maps you may accomplish long-term projects with these assets without leaving your layer
uh also in general i think if you were to create something it'd give you a plus one
uh
proficiency since you've had time to make it in your in your own special area without having to
you know i don't know how that works do you have to buy time in a lab i don't know
not in our lab i just thought of what i wanted to make
i want to make one of those guns from the cartoons that shoots the boxing glove
and i want to use it
what are you going to use it
he's going to become a vigilante
he's the nut hunter
i'm the nut hunter
yeah
just
there's got to be a better name there's got to be a better way
you've got to get over this you've got an addiction
that's my purse i don't know you
as always been a pleasure in front of baz
he's just been listening to you can talk about a lab the whole time
uh
isn't he the one who gave you the the warehouse or the junk fort yeah
he did
he certainly did
where did he get a junk fort for now
well these are the real questions we should be asking
don't ask me about my business boys and he throws you out
i think that's exactly what he said when i asked him the first time
what i do with the junk fort is none of my business it's not my business anymore i gave it to you
though you keep acting this way i'm gonna take it back did you sign the deed over so i feel like
something's up with this junk fort i feel like this it's either it's either you know
cursed or
right we gotta look for bugs
like ants
but you have plenty of no no no not ants i know we have those
dd eats them all so it works out because we don't have to feed him feed her then
he does smoke a lot of cigarettes he does he probably keeps away a lot of bugs it's just the sheer smoke
and he keeps the pounds off because that ape is so cool
all right well you guys are free to start any
downtime activities anybody want to go first anything they got want to do accomplish stress
they want to relieve vices they want to partake in
long-term projects
hey i would like to try to knock down some time on my on the walkie talkies
okay in the lab in my lab in the lab our lab
lab
no we do not
all right well yeah three sections left so i think you stole the uh
like the
diagram on how to do it you know you stole the uh pieces on how to do it so yeah it's just up to
actually making it all right so uh yeah if uh tiger if you are tiger sorry
chuckles if you want to roll that plus one for your uh squish well squish yeah
are you are you making them or is chuckles making them
well i think i should be making them but you should be maybe you're on my shoulder
well and i don't want to eat up one of your downtime activities if if you have a tough plan it can be a
group activity where it only counts towards you squish since you're the leading the activity
if it goes badly it's gonna go badly for you
i just imagine you're over my shoulder the entire time telling me what to do it's very annoying
no i want it this way i want to flip switch not a button
a button a button oh did did you upgrade my
tanker in here already i did not did you i can do it though nope i did just did it okay yeah so
you can uh throw your tinker and then you get plus one for using your fancy new laboratory
nice how is this laboratory attached to the junk fort by the way that's what i'm curious about
oh very precariously it's just there's just uh a couple of railroad ties that stick out the side
and uh it's just hanging it's not in the wind because there's uh tin around it um but it definitely
has a sign no not a sign it's not a door it's one of those uh like the beads like in that 70s show
and it says keep out is there at least a table on there yeah yeah there's a table inside
let's go to your table to eat dinner and a vice
why would you need a vice who knows but they always have them in labs
like a thing to hold on to things brandon not like a vice like drinking oh i thought that was he was
just getting oh
oh
well i was wondering why you wanted to install a vice you have booze in here
i heard there were vices in here where's the booze are you looking at naked ladies in there
you sissy
all right uh so partial success so you managed to complete the walkie talkies however uh you only
had enough parts to make two of them which is kind of hard for a three-man crew oh there's gonna be no
no it looks like captain's not gonna talk to anyone this is yep this is not gonna cause a fight ever
i'm definitely taking one i'm sorry my my camera went out for a second what happened
we finished the walkie talkies but uh there's only two of them oh i don't want any of that technology
stuff i'll just you know send a carrier pigeon or a message in a bottle i assume you have plenty of
bottles oh yes i've got plenty of bottles and plenty of messages here's a message fuck you squish
i'm just kidding bud you're a good guy you're all right you're all right
so glad he's not gonna be able to say any of this when i'm far away or i'm not gonna be able to hear
him say it
unless i pickpocket one of yous testing testing is this thing on testing you forgot to say over over
over what over
squish squish this is juckles
hello hello over come in juckles juckles your best friend hello oh hey i've been trying to reach
you about your car's extended warranty
oh yeah what about it over you don't have a car over and then i hang up oh that was mean
all right well congrats you have walkie talkies now i think that will be useful considering your uh
you guys like to split up and search for clues just like the scooby-doo gang
how dare you scooby-doo mystery mystery inc
mystery incorporated do you think they had an llc or were they really incorporated
melm is pretty smart daphne's got the money and that's true it's all coming together now
oh my god these kids were geniuses now all they need is a stoner and his dog
oh you know it and that's how they get the show
all right uh captain you got a down time you got something you got to do i am going to a bar
all right i'm gonna release some stress
the downtrodden toad the downtrodden toad
anyone else going with him who's coming with cabin boy you're coming with and i grab you by the back
your scruff and start carrying you with that okay that's fine you carry me but i'm not the cabin boy
that was a ruse you're my cabin boy you're a great cabin boy the best one i've ever had
are you drunk already we're not even there yet you blew up a house
allegedly i read it in the newspaper do you see that allegedly i didn't even know you could do that
you know squish was not going to join but as those two were walking away i started
hearing this conversation and i decided to join
as you uh walk into the downtrodden toad oh hold on what just happened
you better not be rotating
i didn't do it i am rotating i'm just trying to i zoomed in accidentally and now i can't zoom out
well it doesn't matter uh as you walk into the downtown toad as soon as you open the door everybody
turns and they look at you and they they all give you a cheer everyone yells uh they're so happy to see
you and rigby comes over and he says my boys we read about the paper we heard what you did i mean who
else who else but you and he uh sits you on down and he offers you one free drink
who's taking it i take one drink each it's just one drink for the three of us
oh it's gone no it is one drink you're right you got me it's uh one drink each
uh i'll take some holy water all right
captain what are you drinking
on your good friend rigney rigney give me some whiskey make it sour
chuckles yeah anything for you chuckles um
yes
what's all right what's good oh do you want to hear about our specials tonight yeah please it's whiskey
and beer just like every night all right i'll have that together yeah i yeah i yeah it's i guess
all right i just gotta add some onion to it make your own little cocktail again
uh he he comes out and gets you uh all the drinks the uh the holy water is in like a very nice tall
clean glass captain you just get a short squat little glass of whiskey uh chuckles you just get a shoe
with some random dark liquid in it and there's definitely an olive kind of floating on a toothpick
nice on top this is great do you have any jelly beans
yes no jelly beans you guys remember that episode of uh simpsons where uh they're in there with uh
uh yoko ono and barney orders a beer and she orders hey a man's hat with perfume with a plum floating in
it
but and then mo just pulls it out
a milk steak a milk steak but that's like what i imagine yours looks like except it's a shoe
except it's a shoe it's a bum shoe so it's got a hole in the toe
and that's where you drink it out of you can you gotta hold your thumb over it in the meantime yes
yeah all right well boys take a drink it's on me uh captain you
sorry
because uh you actually have your vice healed through drinking you can go ahead and roll and see if you uh
yeah down on your vising on your stress
what do i roll
anything i think it's equal to the number of like points you have along the side so it's like
two i think hold on don't matter yeah none of this matters it don't matter it don't matter
uh your lowest attribute so uh
uh
yeah yours just be two
okay so uh
just roll two i'm looking for the sorry i don't remember where i don't remember anything that i can't
put camera comment there
all right uh you reduce uh 10 strap wait is it 10 do you add them i thought your advice was reading
and drinking just reading and drinking oh i didn't know you could have two
do you want just like no just like mine is cat food or animal food and whoring
yeah not anymore you've been banned oh no she died she died in the explosion
maybe yeah
so you clear just equal to your highest diet results so uh six you clear six stress
captain okay cool
he didn't over indulge again did he
he did not just buy one though
no that's good
you got it brandon i'm trying
it
six so i should only have one stress right yeah if that's it yeah yeah yeah you're good
no no this matters
all right
uh
anything else you want to do here captain you want to just drink
i'm drinking and i'm making merry with everybody around me i'm trying to talk to people who are uh
sitting next to me and uh how's that going for me
oh let's see
fairly well uh everyone's excited to hear about your fish stories uh that seems to be
pretty exciting for everyone uh rigby's in the uh corner kind of just you know nodding appreciative
lightly uh he does kind of sidle up to your table at one point though after you guys have been there
for a while and he's like just so we're clear uh you know i think you boys are all all great and all
that i have nothing against you but uh you're not gonna you're not gonna blow up the tavern are you
don't cross me
look i know how it is these i've been in the business a very long time do you um
you know what we could come to an arrangement about oh my god are we gonna get a big protection
what hopefully we're gonna oh my god we're shaking him down i whispering to squish i think we're shaking
him down he came up to us for us to shake him down this is amazing i should have blew the house up
years ago yeah all right well what do you want to do i don't know uh how about three coffees for life
no what about like one coin a job
well what job whatever you think is fair i just don't know if you noticed this uh the
the junk fort it's right above me you guys are like sometimes when i'm coming into work things
drop down on the below i don't ask questions i i don't i really don't uh but i saw that you got a lab
up there now i saw some smoke coming out of it from the other day some sparks and this this
i love you smoke and spark assumes we have a lab how about this rigney you pay all of our medical bills
no questions asked oh you can ask all the questions you want
well i do have that very convenient sister in the back she's a pretty decent healer uh
uh she'll give it to you all right as long as we don't blow this place up
with it yeah that's kind of the idea i mean like we're friends we're friends you guys
yeah yeah you attract all these patrons everyone's here wanting to hear your stories everyone saw you
in the newspaper this morning everyone thinks you're just you're just great and it's been good for
business but i do worry there's lots of sounds and smells coming on from up there and i just as a
concerned citizen that lives right below you i would just appreciate it if we just could come to some
sort of arrangement in terms of blowing up and not preferably not yeah no juggles you think that's a good deal
i to to what now i can't play loud music in all hours of the day now we got free health care
weird so we've got benefits yeah but we don't pay for them wow this is a fantasy
yes exactly what is this what it should be like this is exactly how it has to be you have to
blow up people's place things and then you can get health care you blow up a house in a boat
wrong
uh
oh i'm looking at rigney
is the oh the bartender's name is rigney rigney yeah i've been calling him toad
and unlimited onions
listen i mean sure i'm pretty sure the little one's been stealing them as it is
no also allegedly you know squish the onions will beget more onions you just have to
hold on for a little while just trying to sweeten the pot for you
that's a weird choice of fruit then if you're trying to sweeten the pot i mean technically it's a
it's a vegetable is it though yes more more on that later
all right
well
free health care
snacking onions one more round of drinks on the house
for the uh what are you called now
the nut hunting brigade we have the ball
hunters boys the ball blasting brigade
how's the ball blasting
the ball blasting
wow
everyone cheers cheers wildly uh but as they're cheering uh there's someone who's a little little
disgruntled sitting in in the corner and he's staring at you captain
he's kind of got his eyes squinted
it's his long-lust merman son
you don't know that all right she was a real lady and she had a lot of
birth quality qualities
fishy qualities
just happened not to be that great of qualities but
why is this man mean mugging me
i give him a mean stink eye
and then i try to ignore him kind of saunters out there well he uh he's walking up to you and
he's not walking too straight he's might be a little drunk and he kind of claps you on the back
and he goes
so captain uh captain what was it again
clyde
adric fitz-clyde
the ghost
the ghost pirate that's right that's right uh
and uh
use his own name
uh
yeah
that story you told about uh
about you
dating the marlin
uh
you know it was uh you know
a long time ago
on the
on the seas
you know the
the the thieves isles
international waters
things are legal
and she was
and she i didn't
she was
that is necessarily a fish
more of a woman
that maybe might have looked like a fish
i called her a marlin
she's my little marlin
that wouldn't have uh
uh been on the island of uh christos was it
what
christos
marlena
no
before uh
he gives you a chance he decks you right in the schnoz
uh
oh
i go flying off my seat
she was a good woman marlena was
a good woman
and you go around and you spoil off the name calling her a fish
she was a fish she just sat there
oh boy
that's not gonna win him any friends
you besperch my good name you tell everyone that my sister's a fish
our family name do you know do you know what i what people now call her
fishy
you're right and it's a terrible thing to call a lass
well
i i punch him in the gut
oh
well
not juggles
he does not see that coming and he he goes down and he he wraps his arm up you know he's kind of
just sitting there and uh
captain how's your nose
oh it's uh you know bleeding my own blood
good thing we got uh free health care now
yeah you can go uh you can go get that healed uh you're definitely gonna take one harm uh
bruised nose
one harm
bruised nose
my god
along with my bruised ears
and mental shock
and uh
you're kind of sitting there captain you know trying to get your nose in order
uh and all the crowds kind of gathered around you somebody picks up rigney picks up
the stranger uh marlin's marlina's sister and he tosses him out the door but not before he says you don't even look like yourself anymore
he throws me out or throws marlina's brother out
marlina's brother out he shouts you don't even look like yourself anymore
oh boy
to me
to the world
to the world okay
does that mean he's actually a fish
does that mean he thinks that does he does he think i'm actually a fish
no i think the person that he threw out doesn't look like themselves anymore
oh he's a rare fish what did they look like before
i don't know i've never seen the man
hmm baffling
what did she look like before
i don't know i've never met the girl
like before
rigney rigney what do i look like
you know what son you look like a man a man who knows what he's worth
i think he's don't burn my house down evil demon man
i think she needs glasses boys
i should tinker him some glasses
tinker me a nose job
fuck my nose hurts
yeah well you had that coming you did sleep with his sister and then call her a fish
and then double down on the fact that you called her a fish
which was funny
but did get your nose broken
well you can't tell stories about my people without exaggerating the
fishy parts of the story you know it's just part of all part of being a pirate on the great white ocean
okay
yeah yeah
yeah
all right well you guys want to take a quick break before another round of
downtime activities
yes
all right i'm gonna go get another drink
i'm gonna go get another nose
Thank you.
I want to keep my money.
And give away absolutely nothing.
Thank you.
Merlina.
Merlina?
That wasn't the name of the fish?
No, it was just...
Oh, I just heard Marlina.
Merlina, I love...
Yes.
Oh.
I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me.
Once I was a child and now I am a man.
Fought the night, man.
Something day, man.
Now I'm here to ask for your hand.
So won't you bury me?
You know, the new season is pretty good.
Is it?
I haven't watched it yet.
You haven't watched the past three seasons.
No, but I did watch one newish one.
So that was pretty cool.
Which one?
I don't know.
Probably three seasons ago.
I think the one where he was...
Mac comes out at the end and he does the ballerina dance.
Oh, yeah.
That one's pretty old.
Yeah.
Isn't that the one in prison?
Yeah.
Yeah, where he goes to, like, tell his dad he's gay.
It's actually a pretty...
That's actually a pretty poignant moment, isn't it?
The episode, because it's like...
Isn't Frank, like, the only one who gets it?
Yeah, Frank Reed.
Oh, he doesn't even cry.
Yeah.
Yeah, Frank understands the whole gay thing now.
How progressive.
Yeah.
Yeah, for someone his age.
Danny DeVito.
So they're making a new Haunted Mansion movie.
It's coming out, I think, this month.
It has Danny DeVito.
And it has...
Oh, God, not Owen Wilson in it.
Oh, and he's favorite.
Wow.
He's not eating cereal?
Yeah, but he's eating out of a bowl.
I'm eating a s'more.
I was going to say, it looks like a s'more.
Yeah, it's a fantastic s'more.
We developed it.
It's called Heatless S'mores.
It's basically a graham cracker, marshmallow fluff,
and then you take brownie bites, and you smush them in your hands,
and then you put it on top.
Put it in your windshield for a couple days.
Yeah, you know, really heat it up.
I tried making these cookies.
I tried making these cookies over the weekend.
They were supposed to be like s'mores cookies.
They were the sweetest, most richest thing I've ever eaten,
besides like the actual rich.
Yeah, I have diabetes now.
Yeah, we definitely needed insulin.
It was bad.
I punched my wife.
Then I found out I wasn't married.
Who the hell did I hit?
I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog.
Is there a reference there I should get?
Oh, it's Wilfred Brimley.
Wilfred Brimley.
Oh.
But it's actually a Family Guy reference.
Yeah, it's when he has diabetes.
Oh, you're doing that fake commercial?
Yeah, and I have diabetes.
It causes me to be short with my wife.
Okay.
I suppose it's Chuckles' turn now.
Yeah, Chuckles, what do you want to do?
Because I'm assuming I'm sitting in the middle,
and I'm going to pat both, squish, and cap down the back,
and say, well, it's been great, lads, but I've got to fly.
Where do you have to go?
I've got to go see an old friend.
Do you need any onions?
I just negotiated for free onions.
Yeah, I know you guys are really taking the onion thing to an extreme.
That is quite embarrassing.
I wish you would stop bringing it up.
I think he's got pearl onions.
Yeah, those are snacking onions.
I'm going to put some in your pocket.
There's like five taped to the inside.
They're taped, yeah.
Yeah, they're taped with electrical tape.
Are you sure you don't need company, Chuckles?
Because let me tell you, this place is starting to piss me off.
Doesn't matter what I answer.
I feel like you're going to do whatever you want to do anyway.
Well, that's not fair.
I'm going to fall asleep now.
Oh, did I hurt his feelings?
He just passes out at the bar.
All right.
Well, smell you later.
All right.
Chuckles, where are you going?
Oh, boy.
I would like to...
Am I alone?
I walk out.
I look behind me and see if anyone's following.
Yeah, I didn't follow.
Okay.
That he sees.
I'm definitely going to follow him, though.
All right.
Well, don't make a scene.
So, I'm going to walk straight and then, like, duck into an alleyway.
And what I would like to do is visit a brothel.
Okay.
There's the make walkie-talkies.
Make walkie-talkies.
Is it full yet?
Actually...
It's done, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, is it all the way done?
Yeah.
We got two, remember?
But we didn't get three.
No, we got two.
No, you got three.
So, that just...
No, I thought we only got...
Oh, we got two walkie-talkies when we finished the brothel.
Right, you got two...
Yeah, yeah.
You got three segments of that pie.
Sorry, that's what I meant.
I was like, you did it.
You got your walkie-talkies.
Actually, you know what?
We're going to go somewhere else.
This is the...
The Red Light District.
That is downtown.
This is Ratcatcher Road.
There you go.
Yeah, so you kind of...
Captain, get out of here.
Whee!
You head out down Ratcatcher Road,
and eventually you find a little brothel.
You can tell it's a brothel
because there are red shoes in the window,
which is their kind of designation
that this is a lady.
Dorothy.
The night.
Yeah, like Dorothy.
And you knock on the door.
Um...
Okay.
Knock, knock, knock.
The sliding...
The half door opens at a Dutch door,
so half of it opens,
and a very worn-out woman,
just very wrinkled and very tired-looking,
but, you know,
has makeup on,
still looks pretty nice
for being an old bag.
Answers,
and she just kind of looks at you
and just sighs,
and she goes,
yeah?
Um,
I would like to play this
as there's somebody there
that,
uh,
you know,
I've visited multiple times
through my life,
like,
somewhat regularly,
like,
when I needed,
like,
a real friend
where I could be really vulnerable.
Um...
She just knows
that you've been here
a few times.
She recognizes you.
And she says,
oh,
Charles Zander.
They call me by my full name.
Here.
Charles Zander.
Back again?
It's been a rough
couple of days,
uh,
Martha.
Well,
what's it been this time?
You are Martha.
Lang's not good in here.
You know what?
I can always be Martha
if you need me to be.
Uh,
but yeah,
Martha.
That works.
Uh,
is this her
or is she gonna take me
to my,
my lady?
She's definitely
just the guard,
uh,
the,
well,
the guard,
the,
uh,
the front door lady
and she goes,
uh,
same room as always.
Yeah,
you know,
it is,
so I'm looking at these
clever friends on here
and I'm wondering
if I could roll
one of these into
one of the,
like,
this person.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh,
what is a psychonaut?
hold on,
let me pull up your,
your leech,
right?
Yeah.
Oh,
that makes more sense.
So under your abilities,
uh,
tiger,
it says,
uh,
it says
le alchemist
and le artificer.
I thought it was just
French.
I thought it was just
being funny.
Oh,
no.
Uh,
a psychonaut
is somebody who,
uh,
has delved deep
into,
like,
the,
um,
the spiritual world
and is kind of
lost in it
but still exists
in our world.
so they're just
kind of,
like,
mentally,
uh,
mentally not quite
all there
but they're still
physically here.
Cause this character
I'm imagining
is someone that
just lets me sit
in her bed
and cry
and she rubs
my hair.
I don't know
if psychonaut
makes the most
sense there.
Maybe a blood
dealer
or a priestess
I guess
but one of those
I don't know
which fits best.
Maybe psychonaut?
Uh,
Do you have
a preference?
Not really.
Alright.
Uh,
so,
uh,
Martha
kind of stands
aside
and she lets
you in.
Now the inside
of this house
is a lot nicer
than the outside.
Um,
it's got some
electric lights,
it's got some
carpeting,
it's relatively
I wouldn't say
it's like brightly lit
but it's not
dark and dingy.
It's not like a
like a festering
hole in the wall.
It's,
there's a semblance
of it trying to be
clean but it's
obviously a
very worn out
used place
and,
uh,
Martha,
this old
kind of wrinkled
lady,
like leads you
up a staircase
and you pass
other people,
other prostitutes
that are in
different states
of being undressed,
uh,
different men
who kind of not
like,
they don't look
at you but they
kind of acknowledge
you like,
oh,
here we are again,
you know.
And,
uh,
she leads you
to a room
towards the end
of the hallway
uh,
and she goes,
uh,
Veldrin's in here.
Um,
you know,
the rules,
you know,
if you need
anything,
just ring the bell
and,
uh,
you know,
try to be nice
to her.
She's had a rough
day of things.
Thank you,
thank you,
ma'am.
And,
uh,
you,
go ahead.
Oh,
yeah,
I walk,
I walk in.
Yeah,
the room is
relatively nice.
It's,
uh,
clean.
Uh,
it doesn't look
like it's,
you know,
bed's been made.
Um,
everything is,
you know,
the glennons are clean.
It's just a very old
house.
It's a very old room.
Uh,
and sitting on the bed
is a very thin,
very tall woman,
uh,
with long,
blonde hair,
uh,
kind of blue eyes,
very pale,
and she's just kind of
staring at the wallpaper.
Hi,
Veldrin.
It's me,
Charles Ander.
And,
uh,
she turns her gaze
at you,
but not quite at you,
where she's just,
like,
a little bit off,
and she's like,
Charles Ander,
I remember you.
Yeah.
I come in here
every couple of months
to,
uh,
get my bearings straight.
Uh,
I haven't seen you
in a while.
It's been kind of crazy.
I just want to
sit here and do my usual.
Oh.
Okay.
And,
uh,
she just kind of
scoots over
on the bed a little bit
and still not looking at you,
kind of just pats
the seat next to her.
Okay.
I'll sit in the seat
that she patted.
Um,
yeah,
I,
I blew up a house
today.
Uh-huh.
Yeah,
that was,
that was weird.
Uh,
and I've got these
new guys I've been
hanging around with,
and I think they might
be my,
my friends.
Oh,
and she smiles.
It's always good
to have friends.
Yeah.
Is,
so where,
what did,
uh,
what did Squish do?
Is,
how,
how much did he follow?
Did he get lost?
No,
as soon as,
as soon as he's seen
you walk into,
like,
the house with the,
uh,
the red shoes,
he kind of just
keeps walking.
Okay,
so he didn't,
he doesn't know
what's going on here.
No,
no.
But he,
he assumes I'm
banging.
Yeah.
But I'm not,
because I have a
soft,
sensitive side,
so.
I don't know that.
No,
you don't.
You're just,
I know.
You want me to
take my headphones off?
No,
no.
Uh,
no,
I'm just kind of
de-stressing by
being with someone
who's nice to me
for a little while,
because it's been a long time
since anyone was really
nice to me.
I mean,
my new friends are pretty nice,
I guess,
in a weird way.
Yeah?
Yeah.
They,
uh,
you're eating well?
Bunny of onions?
Yes,
Bunny of onions,
per your instruction.
I've been eating
onions,
and I've got,
I've got some,
some here.
Um,
have you heard
anything
recently
about my standing
within the
hired
sex
women
industry?
I don't leave
my room much.
Uh,
Martha might know,
but,
and she just kind of
trails off
as if she's,
like,
heard the ends
of another
conversation
that she's,
like,
eavesdropping on.
How has it been here?
Sorry.
What?
Anything new with you?
Oh,
you know how it is.
New visitors
every day.
Some linger,
some stay,
but most leave.
Everyone leaves
eventually.
Everyone being good
to you?
I try.
Uh,
I don't eat too much.
Too many onions.
Too many onions
in the soup.
Oh,
yeah.
I bring,
I bring her,
like,
an offering
of an onion.
It's just,
like,
our tradition.
And,
and,
how silly me,
I forgot.
she lifts up
one of the pillows
on the bed
and kind of stuffs
it underneath.
And underneath,
you can see that
there's,
like,
already,
like,
several onions
down there already.
Uh,
she goes,
uh,
so you like your new
friends?
They're,
they're pretty nice.
They're taking me
on adventures.
I've,
haven't felt this alive
in years.
Um,
they let me,
they got me a lab.
Um,
so that's pretty cool
and I don't have to share it.
All right.
So I'm pretty,
that's always good.
I'm pretty happy
about that,
Veldrin.
Was there anyone,
uh,
anything go wrong
recently?
You seem kind of,
they seem like,
you seem like you like
these friends,
but it sounds like
you're a little,
uh,
a little depressed.
I,
I tell you,
I let myself
get away from
myself recently
and I went back
to the,
the NP.
What?
The nut punching.
Oh.
I know I said
I wouldn't do it.
Anymore.
You have to,
you know,
we've talked about this.
You have to,
you have to control
your rage a little bit.
It's,
I know it's hard,
especially when
people start picking
on you or you get
in that corner
and you just don't
think you can get
out of,
but eventually
the nut punching
is going to catch
up with you.
You know it already
has.
I know.
I just have to
trust my brain
to work good
instead of relying
on my fists.
I mean,
they call you
chuckles,
not fisticuffs.
I'm not sure
I even remember
why they call me
chuckles.
I think it was a
typo.
Hold on.
My screen frozen.
It looked like
Brandon was picking
his nose.
Better fix that.
Change that.
she,
as you guys
are talking,
you know,
eventually she'll
like kind of
come in and out
of conversation,
but eventually you
hear like a small
bell within the room
kind of chime and
Veldrin kind of
cocks her head and
she's like,
well,
unfortunately,
I think our time
is up right now.
I think I have
another color.
Is there anything
else you,
you want to talk
about chuckles
before you go?
If you don't mind,
would you give my
mom a good old
tussle,
you know,
for old time's
sake?
And she's going
to reach out
and she doesn't
quite hit your
head at first.
You have to move
to kind of get
under her arm
and she gives
you a little,
a little bit
of a tussle.
Is this your,
is this your
vice?
Are you getting
stress relief here?
Yes,
this is exactly
what's going on
here.
All right,
let's see how
well she tussles
your hair.
Does visiting
this person
as a clever
friend,
does it,
I mean,
is this like
investing in that
relationship?
Is that part
of this game?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you need
to rely on her
for something else,
you can.
Sorry,
if you need
to rely on her
for other things,
you can definitely
do that.
Go to her.
Okay.
I'm just trying
to bring in
a new,
a new friend
that maybe
she can help
us later.
Also to
relieve stress.
Yeah,
so you,
to relieve stress,
yeah,
you would roll,
um,
you go,
you roll your
lowest,
so you don't
have anything
in resolve.
So you'd roll
two and then
take the lowest
amount.
Yeah,
there's a,
there's a couple
I have nothing
in.
Oh,
no,
you're saying
it's the group.
It's the group,
yeah.
So you see how
like insight,
you have two
hours,
you have three
along the side.
That's what you
pick and you
pick your lowest.
So your resolve
is your lowest,
which makes sense.
You don't,
you're saying
I have no charisma.
No,
I'm saying that,
you know,
I would assume
resolve,
you know,
is something like,
you know,
you,
you act in ways
that maybe don't
include pinching
people in the nuts
first.
Uh,
that's more of
your prowess.
All right.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
never going to
let that down.
So she really
misses you and in
fact kind of just
pokes you in the
eye as she's
trying to,
to script your
hair,
uh,
rub up your
hair.
So you're only
going to take
one stress or
well,
you're going to
reduce one stress.
but there's still
some.
Okay,
good.
It's sweet
touch of a
woman.
But this wasn't
quite the,
uh,
you know,
you kind of had
to be kicked
out.
And as the
door opens,
uh,
Martha reappears
and she kind of
beckons you and
it's,
you know,
it's your time
to leave.
And,
uh,
you walk down
the stairs and
someone else
passes you.
And again,
you don't
make any eye
contact,
but he does go
for Veldrin's
room.
Um,
and as you're
leaving,
as,
uh,
Martha kind of
shoos you out
the door,
she goes,
chuckles.
we got some
news the other
day.
Uh,
Oh,
was it good
news?
Listen,
well,
we're not
supposed to
allow you in
here anymore.
Oh,
dear.
Cause there's
anything I could
do,
any sort of
score I could
make to get me
back in your good
graces.
listen,
as long as you
don't really,
you never pay as
it is.
You're just,
you know,
you come to,
you make,
you make Veldrin
happy.
So,
you know,
keep it on the
down low and
maybe visit a
little less,
but you can still
sneak in here if
you want.
Fair's fair,
but you don't
know what I did
in the last house
that crossed me,
don't you?
She kind of like
and quickly shuts
the door,
kind of slams it
in your face.
And as you,
uh,
turn and leave
from the house,
uh,
chuckles,
you can see Veldrin
standing at,
uh,
standing at the
window.
And again,
not quite staring
at you,
but you definitely
know she's looking
at you,
if you know
what I mean.
Yes.
It's love.
Yes.
Also,
she's blind.
So,
you know,
I had noticed.
She just can't
see you.
Can that be,
can that be a
thing that she's
been blind this
entire time and
I just didn't
know?
Yeah,
no,
that's,
that's the way
we're playing it
now.
That's the guy.
That's why you
had to like duck
your head
underneath her
hand.
All right.
Right.
Uh,
I'm going to
walk out of
the alley and
run into,
uh,
Squish who
lost me,
but was trying
to play it
cool,
like in the
main street.
Well,
I didn't lose
you.
I mean,
on purpose
you did.
No,
I knew where
you were.
Squish.
Is that you?
Were you
following me?
No,
I'm just on
my way to,
to go,
uh,
work a shift
at the,
the plum.
Suspicious,
but I'll allow
it.
This is the
way to the
restaurant.
I really don't
know where
anything is,
so that
answer is as
good as any.
You want to
come with?
No,
but I will.
You don't
have to.
Yeah,
what else am
I going to
do?
I don't
know.
I mean,
I did
just see
you coming
out of
a brothel,
so.
So you
were following
me.
No,
you walked
out and
ran into
me.
Interesting
and suspicious.
But yes,
I'll follow
you.
You can
walk alongside
next to me.
You don't
have to
follow me.
Okay,
sorry.
Well,
this is
awkward.
It's always
weird when
two friends
don't hang
out with
the third.
You know
what I'm
saying?
Who's the
third here?
I know the
captain would
be the
third,
you know,
two friends.
It feels
kind of weird,
just me and
you.
We don't
get a lot
of alone
time,
you know,
like Elaine
and George.
I have no
idea what
that reference
is in
part of.
Oh,
right.
But hey,
you want to
talk to the
lion?
I,
you know
what?
I forgot
about the
lion.
I know
you did.
Everybody
did.
Hello,
captain.
He doesn't
have one.
we only
made two
and I got
the other
one.
In the
back of
squish's
pocket,
you hear
hello,
captain?
No,
he's under
my hat.
Oh,
no,
the radio.
Wait,
can I tune
this into
the downtrodden
toad?
Is that how
radios work?
Hello,
Rupert.
You're,
you created
these.
Also,
his name is
Rigney.
Rigney,
Rigney.
Also,
I'm not
at the
toad
anymore.
Okay,
he could be
anywhere.
I was only
trying to
include him
on our
adventure.
So,
I hear him
calling out.
I pull out
the walkie-talkie
and go,
this is
Rigney.
Like,
right in front
of him.
Hey,
hi,
Rigney.
I'm looking
for,
this is
Rigney.
Yeah,
no,
that's a weird
accent.
I've never
heard you
have before.
Also,
is there
an echo
in here?
Yeah,
probably.
Huh,
strange.
How about
the captain?
Do you
know where
he's at?
The captain
who?
The captain,
the ghost
captain.
Everybody
knows him.
He's,
you know,
he's the
hot new
villain,
arching
Dr.
Venture.
Never heard
of him.
Weird.
Well,
useless as
always,
Rigney.
Maybe I'll
see you
later.
Okay.
All right.
All right,
Captain
Clyde,
what are you
worried?
Are you
talking to
your own
thing?
No,
not at all.
Wait a second.
Let's ask
the lion.
Ask him
what?
I'm just
saying,
we should
probably have
the captain
here when
we talk
to the
lion.
So maybe
the lion
can help
us communicate
with the
captain.
He's not
a genie.
He's magical.
How many wishes
do we get?
he's not
a genie.
Well,
could be a
djinn.
I don't
think you're
supposed to
call him
that anymore.
Oh,
just ask
him.
And I
try to
poke up
in his
head.
Is he
in there
still?
Just a
little paw
comes on
swipes.
Like the
cat?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So I
pull off
my hat
and I
reach up
and I
pull the
lion down
and he's
sitting in
the palm
of my
hand
as we're
walking.
God,
that thing
is ugly.
He can
hear you.
He knows
he's ugly.
Hey.
I do know
I'm ugly.
Oh,
okay.
Well,
there goes
my first
question.
How are
you liking
it up
there so
far?
Well,
smells,
but,
you know,
for the
last thousand
years,
I was
buried in
the sand,
so a
change of
pain.
Smells are
nice,
yeah.
It doesn't
smell like
onions,
which is
good for
air.
I suppose
so.
Yeah.
Never had
an onion.
Never?
I don't
have a
mouth.
Well,
I do,
but it
doesn't move.
It's not
functional.
Juckles,
give me an
onion.
Again,
not a
functional
mouth.
These are
my dessert
onions.
I don't
have
taste buds.
I am
made out
of stone
and magic.
The man
doesn't want
to eat.
Well,
it's about
the gesture.
Listen,
lion,
could you
bring the
captain here?
I feel
really badly
talking about
him behind
his back.
This is not
how the
lion works.
Let the
lion speak
for itself.
I,
I can't
summon him.
That is
beyond my
power.
to be
able to
hear us.
Hey,
captain.
Hey,
did it
work?
Captain,
roll,
roll
perception.
See if you
heard that.
Daunting
perception,
Jack.
what is
the captain
even doing?
Is he still
sleeping?
We don't
know.
I know.
Yeah,
captain,
what are you
doing?
I snuck out
the back
door and
I'm staring
at a house
and down
the street.
Is it a
random?
No,
it's not
random,
but I'm
not willing
to talk
about it.
I'm
not willing
to talk
about it,
but I'm
staring at
a house.
Kind of
like,
menacingly,
I got the
whiskey bottle
in my hand.
I'm just
kind of like,
yeah,
it's not
good.
I am
going
through a
time.
It's like
we all
are.
We don't
all have
PTSD from
blowing up
that house.
We don't
all have
nice blind
ladies to
help us
get through
this.
Your nice
blind lady
is a
bottle of
whiskey
and apparently
a house.
Apparently
a man
who punched
me for
sleeping
with his
sister.
I got
him back
for that.
you did.
Yeah,
you punched
me.
No,
I didn't
punch you.
Oh,
okay.
I punched
the other
guy.
The
Marlene
sister.
Her
brother.
That's
who I
punched.
Why would
I punch
you?
I
made a
joke
earlier.
You said
I punched
him and
I went,
oh.
Oh.
That's a
really,
really bad
callback.
Yeah,
it didn't
work.
Yeah,
no one
even got
it then.
All right.
So,
are we
going to
go back
to talking
to the
lion?
Are we
going to
go?
Yeah.
So,
I asked
the lion.
Go to the
pirate.
No,
not to go
to the
pirate.
Okay,
fine.
Again,
summon
people.
Really?
I asked
the lion,
uh,
what goes
really well
with
tobacco?
You're
going to
ask him
for cooking
advice?
Yes.
Is
everything
about
cooking
with
you?
I'm
going
to
relieve
my
stress.
So,
yes.
All right.
I walk
away.
And,
uh,
was it
snails?
Snails,
huh?
I'm going
back to the
junk fort.
All right,
I walk
away.
So many
tigers
and this
character
just
completely
meshed
right there.
All right,
I'm
done.
I'm
walking
away.
It's hard
to tell
anymore.
So,
tobacco,
paprika,
and slugs.
You see
the lion?
It was
chili powder,
wasn't it?
Yeah.
Chili powder
and tobacco,
sorry.
And slugs?
I think
that's the,
uh,
sorry.
Is it
about the
caviar?
No,
no,
out of
character,
certainly my
camera froze.
Um,
it was
slugs
at the,
that first
soup that
eels.
Ah,
eels.
So close.
Yeah,
so I want
eels,
chili powder,
and tobacco.
What goes
really well
with that?
Well,
let's see.
And the
lion thinks,
his face
doesn't move
by the way
when he's
talking or
thinking.
He's just
a lion in
which a
voice comes
out of and
he goes,
let's see,
smoky,
got the
heat.
you got
some
slugs,
eels,
lemon.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
I took
him back
under my
head.
Is this
your hunting
animal now?
Huh?
Is your
hunting animal
a humanoid
lion?
No,
that's
Didi.
I mean,
really,
we're just
walking away
into Ratatouille
at this
point.
Yeah.
We're
inching our
way there.
It's funny
because that's
one chick
characters from
that.
Yeah.
Oh,
yes,
she is.
Yeah.
All right.
Squish,
so you've
made it to
the golden
plum.
I look at
Chef Rosalgo,
I'm here
to impress
you and
amaze you.
she's just
like,
okay.
She's
French.
It goes
back to
furiously
cooking.
She's
whipping up
something.
She's
whisking.
I'm assuming
you're in
the back,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah,
I'm in
the back.
Okay.
right.
Are you
going to
start cooking
this?
Let me
get this
right.
Tobacco,
chili powder?
Chili powder.
Eel and
lemon dish.
Yeah.
All right.
Go for
it.
so I
make this
eel,
chili powder,
tobacco,
and lemon
dish.
What kind
of dish
do you
make?
Perfect.
You really
want to
know?
No.
No,
I'm just
being curious.
No.
I grind
up the
eel with
the chili
powder and
the lemon
juice to
make like
a sausage.
and I
put it
inside of
a bun
with like
a,
it looks
like a,
it's a
cigar on
top of
it.
It's a
crumbled
up cigar?
It's a
crumbled
up cigar.
It's a
garnish.
Yeah,
you have to
light it
on fire
first and
then you
eat it.
All right.
So it
tastes like
a cigarette
butt?
Yeah,
except
better because
it's mixed
with eel
and lemon
and chili
powder.
all right.
Yeah,
so go
ahead and
roll for
to see how
much stress
you take
off.
So you
would roll
one because
you have
one resolve
ability or
point.
I should
have two.
I think I
got two
in small.
You just
go by the
first line.
Oh,
okay.
Gotcha.
You see
where all
those little
dots are on
the side?
Yeah,
got it.
Yeah.
Wait.
Oh.
Hold on.
Switch.
What?
There we go.
Oh,
two.
Well,
you take
two stress
off.
Chef
Roselle is
not a fan.
She kind
of makes
a face.
She tries
a little
bit of it
and she
makes a face
and she's
like,
I don't
think it
will go
well here,
but I'll
give it to
the rest
of the crew.
You know
what it is?
You may
have gotten
it well.
It's
the cigar.
Yeah,
no,
I gotta
figure that
out.
You're
right.
I'll
work on
that.
I'll
come back
and fix
it next
time.
You should
just extract
the nicotine.
But also,
didn't we
agree you'd
get one
coin per
shift?
No.
Yes?
No.
We got
one coin
for blowing
up a house
and you're
going to get
an entire
coin for
mixing garbage
and serving
it to
Chef Roselle.
Yeah.
I'm putting
it in the
cash.
You served
her a
cigarette butt
sausage.
Experimentation
serve.
We do
not
disreven.
It's like
that family
guy apples
over.
He's like
in the
50s.
Do you
want
cigarettes
with your
sandwich?
What?
I look
like a
Mary?
I guess
I want
cigarettes.
We
appreciate
all sorts
of
creativity
here.
Even if
when she
spits out
and you
just see
a little
bit of
cigarette
wrapper
come out.
Even if
it disagrees
with us.
It's a
foil wrapper
that they
put around
the cigar.
The little
plastic piece.
Yeah.
No
bueno.
New
bad idea.
Not like.
Except the
next time.
All right.
Should we go
over to
Captain?
Captain Clyde,
what are you
doing?
Are you still
staring at the
house?
So I'm
in the
exact same
position I
was, but
now I'm
standing on
the roof of
that house
looking at
the city.
He's
brooding?
Yeah.
How did he
get up there?
I don't know
how I got up
there either.
I'm just
like hanging
up there,
still at the
bottle.
Staring at
the house.
Oh no,
that's the
city.
Staring at
the city.
Like a
drunk
Batman.
Like a
drunk
Batman in a
red
frock coat.
the red
frock coat.
Captain, I
have you
already on
top of the
roof.
All right.
What are
you, what's
going on up
there, Captain?
Give us some
details.
What's going
on in your
head?
He's yelling
to the
ghosts.
Respect
me.
I'm
drunk and
confused and
I can't
remember where
I'm supposed
to be.
I'm actually
a little, I've
drank too
much tonight
for the
first time
ever in
this game.
and now
I'm like, I
can't seem to
remember.
Like my
amnesia is
hitting me
hard and I'm
like, it's
really bugging
me.
And some, for
some reason,
this house
looks very
familiar to
me, but I
don't know
why.
And it's
driving me
crazy.
And so for
some reason,
what are
there, are
there the
lights on in
the house or
is it empty?
It's empty.
I've been
trying to
attune to
ghosts, but
I'm just
throwing up.
See,
throwing up.
So, yeah,
luckily down
the gutters.
Alcohol.
Yeah, this
things have
taken a dark
turn.
While you're
busy throwing
up, Neelix,
your butler,
appears beside
you.
Neelix,
you need
another
butler.
Having one
of your
episodes again,
master.
I need
more booze.
And then
maybe I'll
remember what
the fuck is
going on in
my life.
Perhaps the
answer is not
booze tonight,
sir.
Perhaps it's the
booze giving
you the
giving you the
saddies and
the forgetfulness.
And the
fits of vomit.
And the
fits of vomit.
Well, what
are you,
expect Neelix?
What do
you, what
do you
think?
What should
I do?
Should I go
back to my
friends at the
junk fort?
Or should I
try to remember
who exactly I
am if I
go find my
ship, my
crew?
If I even
have one?
I don't know
what I'm doing
here.
I don't know
what's going
on.
Next thing I
know, I'm
blowing up
boats and
houses.
Have you
tried looking
for your
ship, sir?
I was in
the booyard
the other
day.
I couldn't
see any.
I didn't
look.
I didn't
see it at
all.
What's the
name of your
boat, sir?
I don't
remember.
Neelix was
the cabin
boy.
Canonically.
Neelix.
Do you
remember the
name of
the boat?
Things are
fuzzy in the
afterlife, sir.
Things are
easy to forget
things like
names of
ships or
your life
before you
died.
I just
don't recommend
it, sir.
In which
case, I
also don't
recommend
standing up
on this
precarious
rooftop in
the rain
while you're
half-wasted.
a little
more than
half-wasted.
I was
being
generous.
All right.
So I
start sliding
down the
gutter pole.
I'm going to
roll for that,
just to be
fair.
I'm going to
say that's
finesse,
right?
Yeah.
And then
let's,
what do you
think?
What do you
know,
modifiers
because I'm
pretty drunk?
Should I
have anything?
You know
what?
I'm going to,
I was going
to say maybe
take negative
one because,
you know,
you are drunk,
but maybe
that'll make
you more
flexible.
Negative
one?
Less likely
to be
an injury.
Yeah,
it'll make
it hurt
less.
Yeah,
so you
know what?
Just roll,
roll just
straight finesse.
I think it
balanced itself
out at this
point.
Partial
success.
You,
you fall
down the
drain pipe
without breaking
any limbs,
but you
definitely
fall in
some mud.
Into a
bucket of
nails.
Did I
break my
bottle of
whiskey?
No.
So I
turn over
and I just
laying in the
mud just
start drinking
my whiskey.
Neelix very
gentlemanly
floats down
like at a
very even
pace,
just has a
clear distinction
between how
much,
how foolish
that was,
and he
lands beside
you and
he's like,
he just
gives a
deep sigh.
Really,
sir?
Neelix,
I don't
know what
I'm just
going to
do.
I don't
know if I
can keep,
I,
you're the
only ghost I
can control
these days,
and let's
be honest,
you're just
doing it
because you're
a good
friend and
butler.
Yes,
a good
friend and
butler and
cabin boy and
definitely not
condemned to
stay beside
your side for
the rest of
all time.
I mean,
it's truly a
personal choice
that I've
made.
I mean,
it's a
personal choice
we made
together.
Yes,
sir,
if you say
so,
sir.
I get up
and I'm
starting to
feel a little
better already.
Let's go
find the
lads.
Maybe I
can ask that
lion about
who I
am.
or what
happened to
my ship
or what
happened to
me in the
ocean.
Where's in
my crew
and anything.
Also,
maybe he can
direct me to
another bottle.
All right,
you're going
back to the
junk fort.
Is everyone
going back to
the junk
fort?
I went to
the junk
fort instead
of the
mold and
plum.
Okay.
Captain's
going to
the junk
fort.
Squish,
you're
going to
the junk
fort?
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
y'all
convene back
at the
junk fort.
Chuckles,
you still
have one
downtime
activity if
you'd like
to use
it.
Wait,
everyone
had two?
Yeah.
Squish made
the walkie-talkies
and he went
to the
golden plum.
Captain
just had
his drinking
drinking and
he had
his moment
up on
the roof.
Right.
All right,
I have a
crazy idea,
but it
just might
work.
Okay.
It might
not work
either,
but I
would like
to look
out the
window and
there's
crows,
probably,
maybe
ravens,
out there,
and I
would like
to attach
a note
to a
raven's
leg and
go,
get out
here,
go,
get,
and it's
a message
for takeout
to my
boy,
Uncle
Fruncle.
Is that
allowable?
All right.
Because I
don't really
want to leave
the junk
for it.
I thought
his name
was just
Uncle.
Oh,
yeah,
Uncle,
I'm
sorry.
Uncle
Tio.
No,
what's
his name?
No,
his name
was just
Uncle.
I mean,
I've been
calling him
Uncle.
No,
I think
that,
I think
canonically
his name
is Uncle.
No,
he has a
name.
It's Uncle
Uncle.
No,
it's not Uncle
Uncle.
What's his
goddamn name?
I'm going to
cheat and look
over here.
Oh,
he's not in
here.
What the fuck
is that guy's
name?
Skylock.
That's it.
Shkluck.
That's how it's spelled,
but yeah,
Skylock.
Shkluck.
Skylock.
Is this to get food
to like lower your
stress or to heal?
Yeah,
it's to get,
I'm hoping that he
could just put like a
can of,
you know,
some,
some animal food on
the back of the
raven and send it
back.
to eat with my
friend.
About a half hour
later,
you hear a tapping,
well,
you don't have any
windows,
but you hear a
tapping on the
wood beside the
door frame and a
very large bird,
a raven,
kind of steps out
and kind of like
cocks his head
and along his,
on his foot is a
small bag that you
can open up.
A little baggy.
A little
baggy.
And inside are
some cans of
indistinguishable
nature.
They're just cans
with no labels on
them.
Yeah,
they're just plain
cans.
Yeah,
well,
fair is fair.
Beggars can't be
choosers and I
snap right into
that Slim Jim.
Do you want to
take off your
healing,
roll for healing?
I have a choice
between healing
and strategy.
stress.
You,
you can do
either.
Then I will do
healing of
harm.
Yes,
so you roll
and how many
points you heal
and I think you,
it's the same thing
where you choose
your least.
The lowest one.
Yeah.
Concord.
Concord!
Oh,
nice.
Five.
Nice,
roll.
So,
hold on,
let me pull
up your,
your thing.
I've got a lot
of,
okay,
so you get
five points
of healing,
so you can,
that covers up
one healing clock
and you can get
rid of one
of your lower
level harms.
so I have to keep
the cracked ribs
at level two.
That can lower
one level,
right?
You can lower
one level
if you have
one level
to go to,
but you don't.
You have a,
yeah.
all right,
well then I guess
I'll clear
one of these
bruised ribs
slash bruise eco.
And then,
uh,
because you healed
up your clock,
you can reset it
and then you have
three more spaces
to fill in.
Ah,
I see.
One,
two,
three.
All right.
And that's for
the next roll.
Yeah.
Does anybody
want some of
this?
It's pretty good.
No.
No?
You sure?
Captain?
No,
I'm good.
I'm in my
corner.
DeeDee,
you want some
of this?
You want a bite,
bud?
Uh,
DeeDee takes
like a,
like a finger
full.
He just kind
of scoops it
up on his hand
and sticks it
in his mouth
and makes a
horrible face
and kind of
screams a little
bit like monkeys
do.
And,
uh,
yeah,
it's pretty
good,
right?
He sits
back in his
corner pouting.
It's a good
shit.
Lights up
another cigarette.
Great.
Well,
you're all
back.
Back in the
junk fort.
It feels
good to be
here with you
guys,
you know,
really relaxing,
getting to know
each other more
a little bit.
You know,
we're going to
sleep like rocks.
you left as
soon as you
found out I
was going to
the restaurant.
Yeah,
I didn't want to
know that much
about you.
I really just
wanted to be
home and I'm
being polite
now.
Yeah,
well,
how polite
were you at
the whorehouse?
Excuse me,
they are
women.
How polite
were you at
the women of the
night,
pops?
Very.
You have no
idea how polite
I was.
I don't
think that's
why you
should go
there.
To be
polite.
That's not
why one goes
to a lady
of the
evening's
house.
No,
I went
there to
relieve some
stress and
I did.
So get
off my
back,
will you?
I accept
your defense.
All right.
Fair enough.
Yeah,
Captain,
you look like
you tied one
on.
A little bit
too much
tonight,
my lad.
Yeah,
could you
please,
I know
this is
technically
against the
rules,
but will
you vomit
in the hole
from now
on?
You're
kind of
getting it
all over.
That's
the monkey.
Didi,
was that
you?
He
bears his
teeth.
She.
That means
it's true.
She.
Is it
she?
I don't
know,
Andy said
that earlier.
I did
say she,
but I
can't
remember if
we established
if it was
a boy or
girl earlier.
I can't.
Did you
assume
his gender?
No.
How dare
you?
Sorry,
Terry.
His gender?
There.
Have you
taken,
I don't
think anyone's
taken the
pants off
the monkey
yet to
determine if
it is,
you know,
no,
it's a
really awkward.
It's really
awkward for
all of us.
Nobody really
wants to do
it.
Especially
if he has
pants.
Right.
He's got to
figure it
out.
Well,
good night.
well,
we had a
good night.
Oh,
yeah.
Oh,
good.
Good.
I lay on
the drapes
next to
DD and
after about
a minute,
I go,
hey,
captain,
it was
the monkey.
It was
the monkey.
Hey,
how's that
humanoid
lion doing
yet?
Oh,
yeah,
I got to
say good
night to
the lion.
For some
reason,
I fall asleep
with my
hat on.
Yeah.
Toss me
the lion.
No.
So I take
my hat off,
I put the
lion on the
windowsill next
to me and
go,
good night,
buddy.
Good night.
Do you kiss
him?
No.
Have you seen
nothing?
Lion.
They're
horrifying.
where's my
ship and
crew?
Have you
checked the
harbor?
Yes.
Have you
talked to the
port authority?
No.
I think
they're mad
at us.
We did
blow up a
ship in
their port,
and they
are the
authority of
said port.
I believe
we killed
a sailor
too.
A sailor
or two.
Did you
ask nicely?
No.
Are you
my
mother?
Well,
I mean,
I think
that'd
probably be
the best
way to
start,
is to
ask
someone
about your
boat.
You don't
remember the
name?
Do you
know what
happened to
my ship?
I've been
under a pile
of rocks for
like a thousand
years.
I don't
remember
anything.
damn
it!
Why
did we
steal this
talking
lion anyway?
Why did
anybody ever
want this
lion?
Why did
what?
Anybody
ever want
this
lion?
You can
ask it
questions.
it might
answer any
question that
I know the
answer to.
and I
have not
lied to
you once.
You've been
buried in a
desert for a
thousand years.
Your information
is useless.
It's stale.
It's bunk.
And you're
ugly.
He ain't
lying.
I can't
defend you on
that lion.
You are,
you're not
particularly
attractive.
Oh,
well,
that's okay.
But I still
appreciate you.
thanks.
Everybody
comes in
different sizes
or shapes.
I take a
cigarette from
DD and lay
it in front
of the lion.
He doesn't
take it,
but his
silence is
appreciative.
I know he
can't take it.
DD wakes up
every hour
for a smoke.
Like John
Mellencamp.
What?
John Mellencamp,
he loves
cigarettes.
Is that
true?
Yeah.
Wow,
I didn't
know that.
Yeah,
he had a
heart attack
when he
was like
45.
He's
45?
No,
he was
when he
had a
heart attack.
Oh.
He had a
heart attack?
Well,
good night.
And you
guys all
crawl up
into your
corners and
you start to
gently fall
asleep and
maybe in the
middle of the
night or maybe
just after you
guys have
fallen asleep,
the lion just
kind of staring
out the window
and quietly
says to
himself,
I'm going
to kill
all of
you.
Oh,
but none
of us
heard that.
Except
DeeDee,
who was on
her smoke
break.
Her smoke
break from
sleeping.
But she
doesn't speak
English.
She's out on the front deck smoking a cigarette.
DeeDee heard that go, huh?
Huh?
Thank you.