I think I do need to clarify.
I may have misunderstood what a conjugal visit was.
You think it's just a friendly visit?
Yeah, I thought it was just a visit that we're touching was allowed.
But when I looked up the word conjugal, it means marital.
Yeah.
It's to have sex.
Yeah, but even then, you were making weird comments before, bud.
I feel like all the other comments...
You said, I love my uncle, but in a weird way.
Everything you said made us believe that you knew what conjugal visits were.
I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
We'll play coy with you.
You shouldn't have sex with your uncle.
Especially if you're a boy.
Damn it.
What the fuck?
All right.
So what happened?
I don't remember.
Andy, why don't you read the newspaper?
The newspaper.
The junk fort journal.
I didn't see it in there.
It's a little bit.
It's a couple messages up.
Oh, okay.
The junk fort journal.
Betrayal, break-ins, and boom-boom sauce?
After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mistique by Skullock.
Your friendly potion dispenser and uncle, maybe?
Two chuckles.
They found the store ransacked some nudie magazines and Shulock missing.
They also found a recipe for boom-boom sauce, a condiment explosive that certainly can't backfire on our arson experts.
They were offered help from Baz to sneak into the prison where Shulock was being held prisoner.
The captain agreed to get himself arrested, and with Tony's help, get himself a cell next to an old crewmate.
Squish became a cook at the prison.
Juckles entered last under the guise of a gongical visit.
It was then that a bombshell was dropped.
Not literally, although known this lot.
Baz had Shulock thrown in prison.
And now the prison alarms had gone off, and the crew was ironically stuck inside of the prison that they were trying to sneak into.
How deep is Baz's betrayal?
How will they get out?
Will Shuckles ever learn what conjugal means?
Tune in next time.
Did you deliberately misspell my name?
The D is silent.
I think I spell it differently every time, or I just always spell it Shuckles.
It's like William Shakespeare did that.
There's like six different ways Shakespeare spelled his name, apparently.
We'll just do the same thing.
All right.
I guess I'm basically Shakespeare.
Basically, but with a hat.
With a hat.
Shakespeare might have worn a hat at one point.
How could anybody ever know that?
He's definitely eaten an onion.
Oh, yeah.
Raw.
I mean, what else did they eat in England?
Frogs.
Meat.
Pudding's made of meat.
What a terrible place to live.
That actually sounds pretty good.
Meat pie?
Yeah.
Well, anyway.
Yeah.
Well, you guys are in prison.
Just to give everyone a quick reminder, although that newspaper summed it up fairly quickly.
Yeah.
Chuckles.
You're with Scalic in an interrogation room.
You just got the bomb dropped on you that Baz is the one who threw him in there.
Squish.
You're over in the kitchens, kind of in the interior of the main floor.
And, uh, Captain, you are in a cell, uh, upside down.
Your token has definitely slipped.
Just so everybody knows, we're not biologically related.
Are you telling that to, uh, Skylock?
No.
You just scream it as you walk into the conjugal visit.
We're biologically related.
Yes, we're figurative uncles.
To each other.
You guys are multiple.
Couple of funcles.
Uncle Fat Fingers.
I tried to work that into the newspaper, but it was too many words.
Uncle Fat Fingers.
Um, I'm scared.
Is this in character?
No, it's both.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know why the alarms are going off.
I imagine.
So, all three of you in your respective rooms, uh, all of a sudden are hearing just this blaring
klaxon that's just going off.
It's coming from the interior of the prison.
Um, it's just, you know, just a warning bell, uh, around all of you guards start filing up.
You see them, they're grabbing guns, they're grabbing, uh, their, whatever, they're getting dressed, uh, wherever they may be.
Uh, and it's just general chaos kind of everywhere.
Um, you are hearing and seeing people just kind of run back and forth in multiple directions as everyone's trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
Hey, wait, I have a question.
Yes.
Um, did we tell Dee Dee to climb over the tower?
I remember that being briefly brought up.
Yes.
So, Dee Dee was told to climb up the wall and wait for your signal.
Uh, I don't know if you guys ever decided what a signal was or how you were going to inform Dee Dee of that.
But, uh, you know, let me, sorry, hold on.
The curtains open and I keep getting sunlight right in my eyes.
Watch out for the rabbits.
Yeah.
But yes, Dee Dee is there and Dee Dee has heard the alarms go off as well.
Oh, he's going to be scared.
Everyone in the general area can hear the alarms going off.
Can one of us do that?
The finger whistles?
I mean, your character could, though.
This is your chance to be someone you're not.
No.
Okay.
No.
Captain?
Does anyone want to roll a...
Does anyone...
Can you, Captain?
What?
Whistle?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I learned it on the C.
Flashback.
I learned it on C.
And flashback.
All right.
Excellent role play.
That's the fastest one you've ever seen, isn't it?
Fastest flashback in the game.
Pow!
Family Guy-esque.
Truly.
We're done.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, uh, Captain can, can whistle pretty well.
Okay.
I mean, and that could be a signal for the goddamn monkey.
Oh, okay.
Is that your flashback?
You, you taught the monkey to whistle?
No!
The monkey's not willing to respond to a whistle.
All right, Brandon, give me this flashback of you, uh, you telling the monkey what the, what
the signal is.
The monkey?
Dee Dee?
All right.
Yeah.
So, we're sitting in the corner of the, of the, of the, of the shack.
And I've been working on this for days.
Um, we're both smoking cigarettes.
Kind of like all hunched over.
Kind of like we're like talking it out.
Like this.
And, uh, I just keep saying, I just keep, no, it's like this.
Dee?
And, uh, he doesn't see, he's not, he keeps trying to run away, but I grab him and put
another cigarette in his mouth.
And, no, it's, ee?
Dee?
Uh, so, uh, yeah.
That's, that's the whole flashback.
He eventually gets it.
Um.
Wait, did you teach the monkey to whistle?
Or did, did you teach the monkey what the whistle meant?
What the whistle meant.
He means come.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Very good.
All right.
Flashback old.
All right.
Uh, and next to you, uh, Captain, your, your old shipmate Bugsby, he's like, Captain!
Captain, do you hear those alarms?
Hi.
What do you think they made for?
Well, I, I don't know, sir, but I'm very alarmed to hear them.
Oh, that's pretty good.
You haven't lost your spirit, son.
Well, let's start banging on the doors and see if these guards will come and tell us what's
up.
And I start kicking at the door, banging loudly.
Um, but I don't think I'm being overheard because of the alarms now that I think about
it.
But I keep banging and a lot of the guys, what the hell's going on?
Uh, squish, uh, in the, in the chef's corner, uh, chef's corner in the kitchen, what it's
more properly known as, uh, another, uh, one of the other cooks or one of the other workers
comes in and he goes, come on, let's go.
We got to go.
Uh, that's the, uh, that's the alarm bells.
Are you ready?
Are you dressed?
What are they for?
Why wouldn't I be dressed?
I'm in the, the cook's, the chef's corner.
Boots, helmet, guns.
I'm not a guard.
And he, uh, he quickly takes you into another room, uh, which is like their, uh, sleeping
quarters.
You can kind of see it here on the map.
You go out from the kitchen into a dining room, into a sleeping corner.
And he kind of throws open one of his bunks and he throws a helmet at you.
Uh, and he throws a pair of boots, assuming you're not wearing them.
Okay.
I put them on.
Do I get a weapon?
Do, how am I supposed to protect myself?
Go to the rumory.
I, were you not outfitted?
Were you not given one on day one?
No.
What?
I think the chef is kind of a drunk.
Listen, you gotta find something.
That alarm means that there's some, there's a riot going on inside the prison.
Oh, okay.
Where's the, where's the armory?
Uh, he points directly behind him.
Uh, and he says, uh, it's in the room directly behind us, but you have to go back out through
the hallway all the way back to get there.
So I go out here, out here and all the way around?
Yep.
Okay.
Well, I start doing that.
Uh, while you're out doing that, uh, another guard comes in, uh, chuckles, two guards come
in to chuckles and sky lock.
Now sky lock's pretty beaten up.
He's an old frail man on the best of days.
And he's had a pretty rough couple of days.
Uh, and one of the guards picks him, kind of grabs him.
And he also grabs you chuckles.
And he says, every prisoner back in his cell, come on.
And they start leading you.
No, not my uncle.
We're just getting started.
They pick you up as well.
Chuckles.
Uh, and just start.
It's for your own protection, sir.
Hurry.
And they start taking you down this hallway.
Oh, I am kicking the entire time.
What?
I'm, I'm kicking my tiny little feet.
Can I do that thing where like, I walk right by him as he's getting dragged away in the hallway?
And you play it cool or you try and help me?
Nope.
He's frozen.
Oh.
That's a great one too.
Get a screenshot of that one.
Oh, he's back.
No, no, I, uh, I definitely play it cool.
But I look at you and go, what the?
What did you do?
This is bullshit.
I want my uncle.
Check his hat for onions.
What?
More and more guards are starting to kind of crowd and push into the hallway.
Chuckles, they turn you down a corner and you actually walk past the captain now.
Wait.
You see kind of the general jail cell you're at?
What the fuck?
What's going on?
Do something.
Oh, kicking.
Kicking.
Well, we're all kicking.
It's not doing anything.
As, as it just, I imagine this big guard is just has me completely picked up and manhandled.
I'm just kicking like a, like a child.
He's kind of like holding you like a disgruntled cat, you know, kind of far away.
So your kicks don't really reach him.
If you want to try to struggle and get out of the way though, you're more than welcome to.
There are two guards though.
Uh, one with you and one with you.
I am, I am as impotent as the captain right now.
I resent that fact.
It's a little fact.
I resent it.
Yeah.
What the hell is going on here?
There's a, that, that alarm, the, uh, one talking to you, uh, Shreckles, the guard holding
you like a, like a naughty kitty, uh, is like, that's the, uh, that's the riot alarm.
Uh, prisoners are being like, we don't know what's happening.
I don't know if we're being attacked.
None of the, none of the, uh, prisoners are out of their cage yet, but those are definitely
the riot alarms protocols.
Everyone goes back into their cells.
Guests included.
I'm not a prisoner.
Throw me outside.
I don't belong here.
I'm innocent.
I have rights.
You could be one of the rioters.
I am clearly not.
How could I be one of the rioters?
I am under control.
Just throw me out.
You're screaming, sir.
I am screaming.
I'm terrified.
I don't want to be here.
I want my uncle.
Or a phone call.
Well, they eventually lead you, uh, down.
Uh, through the prison.
So I don't know if you guys can all see this, but, uh, you start here in the, uh, upper left-hand
corner.
We're sorry.
Right-hand corner.
And you zig down and down and down.
And finally, they put you in a cell right next to Skylock.
Now, they did lock the door behind them, or shut the door behind them.
It latched, but it really didn't lock.
Ah.
Um, but they did lock Skylock back in.
Oh.
Well, he read my mind.
Uh, so, I do, I do notice it didn't quite, so I did notice it didn't quite latch.
Yeah.
Like, they're, they're, they're more worried about everyone else.
They kind of just slam the door.
It is a, it is a heavy door.
Um, but it's not like you, it's, it's, it is unlocked.
You don't have to.
Okay.
Try to unlock it.
But Skylock is locked in his.
Um.
I grab my walkie-talkie.
Juckles.
Come in, Juckles.
What the?
The hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Juckles!
My pants!
They know who I am!
Oh my god, it's the walkie-talkie.
It's the walkie.
Hands!
It's me, Juckles!
Yes, Juckles, I know.
What?
How long have you been able to talk?
The whole time.
Oh my god, I've just been sitting on you.
You've got a lot of stuff.
Yeah, that's very uncomfortable for me.
Um, wow.
Okay, should I take you off now?
Yes.
I'm not too-
Take me over your shoulders.
No.
Try that again.
You want to roll persuasion to see if you can get him to take his pants off?
No, we're not doing that.
Yes.
Yes, I do.
No.
I do not consent.
He might not even get it.
Just relax.
Oh, for this, uh, I would definitely say, uh, it depends.
If you're commanding him to do it, that's like you're yelling at him to do it.
If you try to sway him, that's more of like, you know, sweet talking kind of.
Oh yeah, no, I'm definitely gonna sway him.
Come on.
This is so uncomfortable.
You, you gotta get a six on this too, by the way.
I'm nothing, nothing less.
He does not-
Wait a second.
Take off his pants.
These aren't my pants talking.
It's just walkie-talkie that I made.
Hello?
Who is this?
The president?
Yes, this is the president.
You should take off your pants.
I hate you.
That's it.
No more role-playing with you.
What do you want?
How was your time with your uncle?
Thanks for the help, by the way.
Yeah, this was all part of the plan.
What?
No, it wasn't.
Oh.
Was it?
Yes, you just weren't there.
Oh.
Okay.
All right, well, let me know when it's over.
Yeah, so what, where are you?
I'm in jail.
Yeah, I'm-
What did you do?
Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are.
Uh, I did nothing.
And also, you didn't help.
Also, what are you doing?
I'm going to get a weapon.
Um, that's pretty cool.
What kind of weapon?
I don't know.
I have to make it to the armory first.
Would you want me to try to get you one?
Yeah, yeah.
Give me something cool, like a mace or something.
You know what?
Like a ninja star?
No, I-
No, that's-
No, that's too dangerous.
For me.
I'd hurt myself with one of those.
Bring me like, uh-
But not with a mace.
No.
I have great mastery of maces, probably.
I'm sure.
I have a hundred.
Like a fist.
Do you want that?
I-
I mean, just see what they got and pick the coolest thing for me.
Okay.
All right.
You know what I like, I think, right?
Now that we've been friends for probably three or four whole days.
Minions.
Yes.
Minions.
Yes.
And punching nuts.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
You know me pretty good.
And definitely dislike holes in floors.
Yes.
I'm pretty upset about that.
And puns.
Wait.
This is not going anywhere.
What?
Now what are we going to do?
Have you seen the captain?
Where's the captain?
I saw the captain.
He's in jail, too.
What are we going to do?
Oh.
Squish has frozen.
Everything froze.
Are you-
Are we frozen?
I'm not frozen.
I'm fine.
I'm coloring.
Wow.
What are you coloring?
I made my character blasting a thing with a sword.
That sword is not to scale.
No, but neither am I.
Is Andy ever coming back?
He said his Discord crashed.
Okay.
He's back.
Where were we?
You're back.
Yeah.
So, wait.
All right.
You're going to go to the armory.
And then what?
Bust out the captain?
No, wait.
Come get me first.
I don't know.
The captain can handle it.
He's probably used to prison.
I mean, you're-
Jails.
You're not really a prisoner, though.
So, how are they keeping you there?
I don't know.
But it's-
You're right.
It's unconstitutional.
What?
Is he frozen again?
Yeah.
I just-
I really stump him.
That's a really big constitution question.
Yes.
It's unconstitutional.
No.
He unfroze for a second.
Now he's re-froze.
With a hat.
I feel like I'm in my prison cell drawing on the wall.
There's just chaos going on around you.
And the other-
On one side is your little friend, Bugsby.
The frail old man who can't see very well.
And he has given these gates all his might.
He's just, like, with his frail little arms.
Let me out.
He's trying to, like, grab guards as they run past.
On the opposite side of you, or further down, I should say,
you hear a pretty slurred, but-
Ooh.
Oh, sorry.
That was me.
I was sending a message to Andy.
Get in or go.
It's a thumbs up.
You hear this slurred voice going,
I recognize that voice.
That melodic singing.
Sir?
Hello?
Are you-
Are you that-
That pirate?
What?
Who is this?
I'm busy.
It's Churn Swallow.
Ah, no.
No, it's definitely not me, then.
Oh.
I don't even know how many days I've been here.
Last thing I remember is
a party and
the explosion.
You were pretty wasted.
Even by my standards, lad.
I thought you weren't there.
I wasn't.
Or was I?
Do you know what's going on?
Can you hear anything?
It seems like the alarms are going off,
and we're both in prison.
Um, how are you?
Not well.
And, uh, you hear this kind of, like,
bleh,
retching sound
in the corner of his prison cell.
Are you still drunk?
Oh, he's gone.
I don't think so,
but I've been drunk for so...
bleh, bleh, bleh.
My God.
I think you might be hungover, lad.
You know what helps that?
Some whiskey.
And I've got some.
The guards thought they got it all,
but they didn't look everywhere.
It's just an entire bottle of Ten High.
Do you have a peg leg
that's, uh,
like a flask?
I wish.
That would make this hiding
that's a lot easier.
It explains the limping.
Yes, it sure does.
It sure does.
Anywho.
So are you just,
you're just in prison,
uh, in your cell,
just kind of singing
and drawing to yourself?
Yeah, well,
it's like I got nothing
the better to do.
Oh!
I've got the cat!
Paul!
How's he doing?
Yes?
How you doing?
I just remembered
you're still on my shoulder.
It's very
damp
and dark
and hot in here.
Sewn into your lining.
You can't feel heat.
You're a weight of wood.
Like wicker.
Stone
wood.
Oh.
Fair.
You got me there.
Did you say
or wicker?
I like wicker.
You thought the cat
was made of wicker?
Wood.
Like wicker.
From the cell next to you,
you hear this, uh,
this,
hear this little,
like,
thump
as, uh,
Bugsby's thrown himself
against the,
the door of the prison cell.
Bugsby!
Knock it off!
Just relax.
We'll get out of this.
The old captain's here.
I've got a plan.
Uh,
when you say I got a plan,
uh,
a guard rushes in,
uh,
and he,
the two guards that are already in there,
kind of like,
you know,
wow,
what did he do?
and they don't recognize
and a scuffle breaks out.
Uh,
this single man,
uh,
is huge,
tall,
uh,
bald-headed,
no neck,
uh,
scars on his face
and he manages to punch
one of the,
uh,
the guards just straight out,
just TKO,
falls over,
uh,
the other one starts scuffling,
but eventually he gets the upper hand,
uh,
and ties up the single guard
with a rope.
He turns around
and it's Tawny.
Tawny!
About time,
lad.
Let's get going.
Can you help me out?
He,
uh,
kind of wanders up to your,
to your cage
and,
uh,
gives you a good look over
and frees the,
uh,
the,
uh,
people around you.
He goes first up to,
uh,
these two thugs
that are just in between,
uh,
and just opens up their cages,
lets them out.
Uh,
he lets Turn Swallow out,
but Turn Swallow doesn't leave
because Turn Swallow is just
just staring at the door,
kind of dazed.
Uh,
he lets,
uh,
Bugsby out,
your little frail old man,
uh,
but he just kind of looks at you,
Captain,
and he goes,
the plan was never to let you out.
Oh,
how dare you?
Yeah,
you better not let me out.
Uh,
the best plan you've had all day
is not letting me out.
Uh,
and as he walks away,
two of the thugs,
I always hated the name Tony.
Two of the thugs follow him,
uh,
but not before taking the,
uh,
shirts and,
uh,
you know,
guards uniform off the two,
uh,
men that were knocked out
and tossing them in the jail cells
and locking them up.
Wow.
This looks dire.
What about Bugsby?
Is he not going to let me out?
Bugsby!
I'm your captain!
Uh,
he kind of,
Bugsby turns and he looks at you
and he goes,
what do you expect me to do?
Open the door!
I don't have a key!
Go get it!
Good thought, sir!
And he runs out,
and you hear his little feet
patter down the hallway.
I think I remembered
why I was laughing that day!
What does,
what does Bugsby look like?
I imagine he looks kind of like,
no, go ahead.
Kind of like,
no, go ahead.
Tell me what you think.
I was thinking he looks like
Bugs,
Bugsby the rabbit
if he was just,
like,
humanoid.
Isn't Bugsby the rabbit
already
humanoid?
Well,
if he was an actual human.
Oh.
You know.
I,
I don't,
who is Bugsby the rabbit?
I just got a picture
of Bugs Bunny
and then a dead rabbit.
Bugs B.
Bugs B
with a B-U-B-S-Y.
From the
Sega Genesis?
Yeah.
No,
this is,
this picture is,
no,
Boo dressed up as a,
as a rabbit?
No,
he's dressed up as a pirate.
Uh,
he is a very kind of
shrunken,
like,
sun-aged guy.
Long hair,
lots of wrinkles,
uh,
and he kind of squints
and he gives the impression
that he squints
both because,
you know,
he actually can't see
but also,
you know,
he's just so old
that his face is kind of
just formed that way.
So,
constantly.
You ever see old people
like that?
He's like a bum.
Super wrinkled,
super tan.
Like a bum.
He's a bum.
Like a beach bum.
Yeah.
Bugs be on my target now.
I'm coming for him.
You got a list over there?
What?
No.
No,
I'm just like,
I've added him to my target,
see?
Oh,
I see you really put that
description of beach bum
to,
to use.
I'm glad we clarified.
his looks.
Squish,
are you back?
I hear you laughing,
but I don't see you.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I'm back.
I don't know,
my camera won't turn on.
Okay,
that's fine.
All right,
that's fine.
Are you there?
So,
Squish,
have you made your way
to the armor yet?
Ah,
he's back.
I think I did.
Oh,
I think so.
I think in the time
that we've been yakking,
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Are you guys done
with your
enlightening conversation
about
what weapon
to get?
Yeah.
Yeah,
something cool.
Maybe with acid.
nothing cooking related.
All right,
so,
yeah,
in this upper right-hand corner
is the armory.
There are shields,
there are bludgeons,
there are,
like,
you know,
swords,
there are a wide variety
of weapons,
small guns,
big guns.
it's kind of a free-for-all,
but there are other people
in there,
and they are also,
like,
putting weapons on themselves
and arming themselves.
All right,
I would like to grab
a lawn rifle
and a bludgeon.
Okay.
And...
Are those names
of weapons
in the game
or something?
I know,
I can,
I know I can have
a lawn rifle,
or I think
it's a big gun.
Oh,
that's right,
you're a hound.
Yeah.
So it's better
for me to...
Yes,
to have a,
a longer one
and a bludgeon,
right?
Are you,
just one of the
standard issue ones
that you saw
earlier?
Can I,
can I,
like,
do a survey roll
and see if there's any
cool-looking ones?
Yeah,
go ahead.
Well,
nope.
No,
they all look
pretty boring.
They get one
that's just
beaten up
and old
and rusty.
It's kind of,
it's kind of like
the one they give
newbies,
you know,
the training bludgeon.
It's a level
one maze.
A maze?
A level one,
level one bludge.
Level one bludgeon.
It's like a,
a cudgel.
What's a cudgel?
Or a truncheon.
Somewhere between
a truncheon
and a cudgel.
still.
You know,
like kind of,
but not quite a baton.
Also not a shillelagh.
Not a shillelagh.
Can I
take the bludgeon
and put some of the
boom boom sauce on it?
Sure.
I keep forgetting
about that.
That's a bold move.
Now,
do you have all of it?
Because it was just
one vial.
So are you going to
use all of it on this?
No,
I just want to put
like a couple drops.
Okay.
It's more of an experiment
than anything.
Sure.
All right.
So you put this
strange kind of
slightly glowing
orange liquid
on the top
of this training cudgel.
Yeah,
but it's more
slightly of sriracha,
which is pleasant.
I mean,
yeah,
you know,
like it's good on fish.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then I get
armed up
and I go out
to
I just kind of
fight
like
go through
and see where
all the other guards
are going
and I kind of
follow them.
Yeah.
So they are kind of
just streaming out
all over the place.
It's general chaos.
You just hear people
shouting and giving
orders and it's
just it's kind of
the middle.
Well,
not the middle
of the night,
but it is
later in the evening.
everyone is kind of
then I get back
on the walkie
and ask God
ask Juggles
Juggles
Yep.
Juggles here.
Where did you
where were you
taken
to a jail cell?
That does not
help.
Can you
tell me where
you were
after I saw you
disappear?
I look around
while it's dark
a lot of concrete
not there are
some bars here.
How did you
get there?
The guard
picked me up
and I was
struggling
but I couldn't
get him to
drive me.
I saw you
flailing like
a cat.
Yes,
a naughty
cat.
Yeah.
And where
did he take
you from there?
Give me directions
how to get there.
He took me
to the basement.
Okay.
I run back
in the arm
and go
where's the
basement
to the guard
that's in there
or to any
of the guards
that are in there.
They kind of
stare at you
and they all
kind of
shouting directions
but from what
you get from it
you have to go
oops
sorry
you have to go
back from
the way you came
back down that
hallway
but instead of
going towards
the kitchens
you're going to
go down the
other hallway
that's at the
bottom of the
screen
and then
go back up
you're basically
going to the
right hand corner
of the screen
upper right hand
corner but you
have to go
all the way
around.
Okay well I
start doing that.
All right and
while you do that
as you start
running you run
into just a
mixture of some
people who
absolutely seem
like guards
and they're
dressed very
properly and
then some
people who are
just very dirty
and also dressed
like guards
and they're all
kind of just
generally shoving
and whatnot
kind of pushing
each other in the
way there are
some fights
breaking out
just general
scuffles between
different groups
of people
as you go
down this
hallway on the
left hand side
that is fairly
empty except
for the two
people in the
cells that have
been tied out
one's knocked
up
turn swallow
who's just
laying there
wait did I
see did I
see Tawny
as I walked
or ran
through
you might
have but
honestly there's
so many people
out and so
many people
dressed as
guards at
this moment
that you
can't you
couldn't really
tell
because like the
hallways are just
kind of filling up
at this point
okay with people
pushing and
shoving and
trying to figure
out what's going
on all right
so I walked
by and I
or I walked
down that
other hallway
and see
what again
you're gonna
see one
guard that's
one undressed
man that's
knocked out
and put in a
cell one
man undressed
tied and put
in a cell
turn swallow
who's just
kind of staring
dazedly at an
open door and
the captain
okay
captain
yarr
how do I
get you out
of there
I don't
know
okay so I
go in
and I
I line up
my mace with
the boom
boom sauce on
it
and I hit
the lock
wait
can you say
something cool
first like a
one liner
boom goes
the dynamite
and I
got what you
wanted are you
happy
unsatisfied
just like my
conjugal visit
okay so I'm
gonna assume this
is a wreck
sort of action
because you're
just like
smacking it
and hitting it
right
yeah
I'm gonna
give you
I'm gonna
give you a
plus one
for the
boom boom
sauce and
then you
can also get
another plus
one because
of the really
cool pun
what was the
pun
boom goes
the dynamite
boom boom
sauce
without trying
to take a
die away
from me
listen it's
always more
effective if
you have a
good one
liner when
you do it
yeah but he
didn't
all right
so risky
standard
yeah
well I
could have
went worse
and did you
include the
two pluses
plus twos
yeah I have
zero in
right
oh okay so
it's five
yeah
yeah so
you smack
the
guard
the jail
cell
tell me how
it explodes
so it's
more of like
I hit it
and it
brings my
hands
I'm gonna
but like
you can see
the boom boom
juice was
left over
on it
like it
was kind
of like
you know
like
blubber
just kind
of like
it hits
something
it sticks
but comes
off of
what it
hit
yeah
and it
worked its
way into
the lock
and then she
goes
it's not
a big boom
it's a small
boom
it's not a
boom boom
it's a boom
so you really
embarrassed yourself
by just like
but it's
still just
and open
yeah
it's very
anticlimactic
honestly
for the
the amount
of work
but uh
captain
what do you
do
the door
is open
I
I rush
out
squish
where's
that
cabin
boy
of mine
don't
worry
about
him
we gotta
go get
juffles
right
my true
cabin
boy
you
bud
you
lads
you are
my new
crew
that
traitor
yeah
we're
your new
crew
let's
we
run
and I
start running
away
no
which
direction
captain
we gotta
go get
juggles
all right
I'm back
yes
he's in
the basement
sorry I'm
just I'm
so excited
to be able
let out of
that caved
cage
and uh
you know
I had nothing
really too much
to do in there
so I
so you got
drunk
I am
I'm working
on it
it's part of
my arm
how did
you even
get
liquor
into it
well
you never
know
I got
the tiger
in there
too
see
say hello
Paul
that is
my lion
by the way
no you
have the
monkey
I get
the lion
come on
be fair
do you
want the
monkey
no
take
back
sees
and
chuckles
gets the
labrador
the
labrador
yeah
um
so we're
all we
all we're
all even
steven
let's go
all right
let's go
oh god
this place
is massive
all right
uh
before you
start heading
down the
stairs
we're gonna
quickly go
over to
uh
to chuckles
uh
what have
you been
doing
after your
last uh
visit with
uh
or call
from
mostly
just
pacing
and not
really
knowing
what uh
i'm gonna
do here
and um
yeah just
just walking
back and
forth
and
you know
is there a
bed in the
cell there
must be
right because
people sleep
there
yeah it's
a it's a
like a
wooden kind
of built
out but
it's not
very big
but yeah
there's a
bed
is there a
pillow for
the bed
no there's
not a
pillow
no that
sucks
so uh
yeah and
then after
a while i
kind of lose
my temper
because i'm
just scared
and alone
and i
start banging
on the
the door
or the
gate
the and
i realized
that it
did not
latch
and i'm
like well
that's
weird
and i
open it
and stick
my head
out and
look around
um is
it chaos
down here
not
quite
uh
these are
where they
hold
the more
uh
severe
prisoners
or serious
ones
uh
so there
are still
guards here
they haven't
left their
posts yet
but they
are very
agitated
and very
nervous
what did
shylock do
god damn
and i say
uh
there's
hello
there are
three of
them in
like your
immediate
area
one of the
guards turns
and points
at you
and says
hey
back in
your cell
no no
this is
a misunderstanding
i'm not
supposed to
be here
i'm innocent
you see
oh and i'm
sure that's
what everyone
says go
back in
your cell
before i
lock it
for you
well that
doesn't make
sense
he uh
he kind of
turns uh
and walks
down there
and he puts
he's on the
other side of
the bars
and he
shoves it
closed and
he goes
this is
protocol
this is
to keep
you safe
uh
if you
can't be
safe or
keep
yourself
safe
i will
lock
you in
here
oh i
see
so you
know that
i'm
innocent
does it
matter
uh
do you
hear what's
going on
above you
and you
can kind
of hear
a lot
of like
thunderous
footsteps
above you
and just
general
shouting
yeah i
hear a lot
of footsteps
and shouting
uh what's
what let's
just pretend
like i don't
know what's
going on up
there what
would you
tell me
then
those are
riot alarms
there's a
riot up
there something's
going on
that's
strange
this is
strange
what's
strange
coincidence
well no this
is just my
one day
in ever
that i've
visited my
incarcerated
uncle
uh for
some
family time
and
it's weird
that's just a
riot the day
that i
i came here
it's just
uh it's all
it's a big
coincidence that's
all that's all
i'm saying it's
weird it's a
really makes you
think
the guard kind
of just
stares at you
for a little
bit and he
goes
world's made
up of
coincidences
he's like i'm
watching you
you're awfully
wise gives you
kind of a
ugler
yeah walks
away skylock
kind of uh
feebly
whispers from
uh from his
great don't
make them
mad
chuckle is
this are
these cells
the same
as down
down where
there's like
a little like
gap at the
top there's a
gap between
the top yeah
uh i jump up
on the bed and
jump up and
throw my arms up
there and i say
is that you
uncle
you saw me get
pushed in here
and beside you
i've been here
this whole time
really
huh what
what this is
some this is
some crazy
shit i tell
you what
yes
uh yeah
you never
answered my
question is
baz the one
you're working
for
yeah kind
of yes
it was a
little bit
of a win-win
situation as
is explained to
me i get my
uncle he gets
his thugs and
um you know
happily ever
after although
it hasn't turned
out that way
before this
before that
yeah before
today have
you ever worked
for baz before
oh i feel like i
shouldn't tell you
that but i'm not
sure why um
yes
and he kind of
just shakes his
head and
tisks a little
bit
i needed the
money i never
thought you'd
call in with
such a crowd
needed the money
for what
what could a
boy like you
need money
for to pay
for my
exquisite
tastes for
one you know
that that the
sustenance you
provide me doesn't
come cheap
i i suppose we
could have worked
out a deal or
something but
surely things
haven't been that
bad for you
it's been real
bad for a real
long time for
old juckles
yeah so i
mean i was it
was kind of
exciting for a
while we blew
up a couple
houses uh well
one house and
one ship and
one man and
that was pretty
cool uh but
i you blew up
a man
he was a law
man or a
ghost i'm not
sure which but
yeah we blowed
him straight straight
to hell
uh yeah it
was it was cool
for a while
but i'm beginning
perhaps to
regret my
decisions
oh she's
chuckles do
you ever do
you ever think
what happens
sometimes do
you ever think
about what the
the choices
you've led
you've made
where your life
has led
yeah do you
ever think
about that i'm
thinking about it
now it's led
to this dank
basement in a
cell that's not
quite locked
next to an
uncle who's not
quite biological
and my
friends who
are not
quite helpful
well well
that does
sound very
stop holding
down the
button on the
walkie-talkie
god damn it
my pants
who's
who's are
these your
friends i i'm
like jumping
like like i've
like got renewed
vigor because
now i've
discovered you
guys are my
friends and i
don't need my
own crew
oh what's that
personal development
i mean i still
want my own crew
i mean just
because one
betrayed but
anyway oh
yeah yeah
we'll keep
going
i'm not
developing uh
so why
would baz
lock you up
did you cross
him
i didn't do
anything i i
was in my
sorry i was in
my shop
oh doing my
normal business
uh working on a
recipe a new
recipe for you
that i was going
to give you
you know to
help with your
well i know you
got a new lab
and i know how
expensive you heard
about it uh you
know propellants can
be and so i was
working on something
to give to you as a
as a new laboratory
gift and now i
find out you're
working for baz i
didn't know baz was
giving you a hard
time
i did i mean i was
party to a man
blowing up you
have it
skylock you haven't
been nut punching
have you
you haven't slipped
uh well no
you haven't slipped
i mean we
worked so hard
on this
times were
desperate and
yeah i i lost
control and i
obliterated a man's
testicles and then
blew up his house
so yeah i'm right
i'm right back at
it
what happened
i'm
what happened
to you chuckles
where was the
young carefree
youth that i
know
i've changed
i'm a
carefree
man now
i like to think
that as you say
that you're kind
of like just
like kicking the
ground like a
little kid i'm a
carefree man
now
i'm a man
carefree man
i'm a big boy
we'll continue
this heart to
heart uh
later uh
hold on i gotta
grab the captain
break time
sounds like it
can you refill my
drink
you're a big boy
yeah i thought i'd have a microphone i'd have a microphone
Thank you.
Who's got the cereal today?
Okay.
I'm just gonna get more ice.
I was gonna get more ice.
Go for it.
It's too late.
Show must go on.
I'm gonna compete.
So go.
I was so confused.
Do you want to read the most horrifying thing I've ever read in a while?
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah.
Well, pythons can't bite you though.
No, they can still bite, but they typically tend to constrict.
So what I would suggest is carrying a bludgeon with boom boom sauce on it.
That's your answer everything now.
She's between four and five feet long and very tame.
You better hope it doesn't like swim up the toilet.
You better hope it doesn't find us into the sewage system and then up into your house.
Yes.
Once it's in the sewage.
You know those old classic suburban fairy tales.
That's picked up better than your voice ever has.
That crunch.
Probably my jaw.
Jaw pops.
Oof.
Yeah, that could be it too.
It's one of your many charms.
Oh, that's so nice of you.
Feel good now.
Good.
No one's on recalling.
Okay.
So, Captain Squish, as you're walking down the first hallway, there's a guard immediately to the front of you.
And you can tell as you approach, there's a second hallway as well with another guard.
How are you approaching this man?
I'm going to sit there and be like, I'm leading this criminal to the, what do they call it? Like the, the, the worst of the worst cells.
What are those called?
Like, maximum?
The prison cells?
The prison cells, but like, you know, like the top ones are held, you know, they've got like, medium criminals.
The bottom ones are the hard end.
You're taking them to the bottom, the bottom bitch prison cell.
Yeah, the, you know, solitary confinement for that comment.
All right.
Uh, he doesn't quite believe you, mostly because the captain has been bouncing the entire time down the hallway, uh, with a renewed vigor and life.
Because we're his friends now.
Right.
Because you're his friends.
Guys, I have friends.
And he hasn't been watching you since you walked down the hallway.
Right.
Because I'm taking him to the padded solitary confinement cells.
Oh.
Well that I believe.
Uh, go on in, but you're going to have to check in with the guard down there.
Oh, I will.
Don't you worry about that.
Do, do, do.
That was good.
So believable.
Uh, this guard is not nearly as naive as the first one.
That was a gimme.
Um, this one.
Yeah.
Uh, he goes, uh, I haven't seen you around here recently.
Uh, you knew?
Yeah.
Very new.
I don't know what's going on.
I was just told by the captain, or the head chef, let's just say that, to, I gotta bring
him down here to the, the solitary confinement cells.
With padding.
The padded solitary, solitary confinement cells.
Need my pads.
I don't have any solitary confinement cells down here.
That's just what he told me.
You have any.
I was told it was the worst of the worst are held.
Do you have his transport, transport papers or anything or.
There's a riot going on.
You want this madman loose?
Yeah.
It's funny.
You know what, let's see.
This is the ghost captain.
You want him loose?
Uh.
You're gonna have to try and convince him.
Uh, if you want.
All right.
I'm gonna sway him.
Try to sway him.
Uh.
Hold on.
I wanna see.
Do you wanna stress yourself, captain, to see if, uh, take one stress and.
I think I'm gonna push myself.
Oh, just shoot him.
Oh, you're gonna push yourself.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm gonna push myself.
Okay.
And that's two, right?
Two stress.
Yep.
Well, that kind of worked.
Uh, you convince him, but only cause the, uh, you know, you, you do seem pretty threatening
and you are, you know, in uniform.
Uh, you, you have been working there.
Uh, so he does believe you, but he does kind of keep an eye on you.
Uh, as you guys, uh, walk past.
Okay.
And then as we're in the hall, I look at captain and go make the monkey warning call.
Oh God.
I don't remember it.
What do you mean?
You don't remember it.
You just had a flashback.
Oh, was that it?
Do you hear a monkey, an ape running around here?
Oh no.
This is bad.
If only the ape had a, had a watch out.
I can't even tell you what it was because you cut out like, at both times you did it, you cut
out like halfway through.
Oh, well, uh, you know, uh, yeah, I, I, I, I keep just screaming down the hallway, trying to make these whistling noises.
Uh, you know what, I'll do this.
Uh, you can, you can roll and see if, uh, from deep within the pits of the, uh, of the, uh, dungeon, if DD somehow can hear you over the den.
All right.
You can do that if you want.
You're going to, you're going to roll, but it's going to just one.
There's one die.
Yeah.
Is it, do I add the number die or is it zero already giving you one?
I forgot already.
Well, if you have plus zero, if you have any and.
Well, I was just click the dice.
I think it would just be one D.
Oh yeah.
Just click the dice and roll one, one D.
One D.
I got one D car.
Ooh.
He's not going to hear you over that.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck did he have to get?
An odd number?
Seven.
He'd have to get a six for sure to hear him in the basement when he's on the wall above the prison while alarms are going off and there's just general ruckus.
Why do we even have a monkey?
He's an ape.
We have a lion.
Stone lion.
Oh no.
He's stone today.
Do you guys know he was stone?
I thought it was.
I thought he was wicker.
Wicker.
I barely know her.
Someone locked this man up.
That's where, that's where I'm taking him.
I don't know how we're going to get past the rest of the guards now.
Oh, it'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
Such a precious little one.
Alright, then we just keep walking through.
Yep.
Keep walking through to the other side.
Out of my way.
How do you...
Uh...
What?
He keeps rotating.
Who?
The captain.
I forgot how to do it.
No, I locked you.
But not the captain?
Why?
I had to do...
Oh no, I didn't lock you.
Alright, now you are though.
Was it...
Was it shift?
Control shift?
Doesn't matter.
You're locked.
Move on.
Uh...
The two guards that you come up to, since you've gotten this far, you know, and the captain's
just making general monkey noises, give you a wide berth.
You just keep walking.
Stand back, boys.
This one's a dangerous one.
Uh...
But...
He stopped.
But you do...
So you finally do get to the, uh...
General security, or the general prison area.
Um...
Where there are a handful of empty cells.
You can see them there.
And three guards.
Um...
So now what?
You got him down to the...
To the prison cell.
And there are three guards watching you bring this, uh...
Hootin' and hollering man.
Hootin' hollering.
I was told to bring this inmate to cell...
Uh...
Three.
They kind of look around and they're like...
Okay.
Put 'em in there.
I start...
Walking...
Up this way.
And over.
Is gonna be, uh...
Right over by, uh...
Skylock and Juckles over here.
There's a blank cell.
Um...
Yes.
That's exactly what I wanted.
Alright.
So now what?
I stand in front of the cell, and...
And...
I'm trying to, like...
Pretend like I'm fumbling with keys or whatever.
And I pull out the...
The walkie-talkie and go...
Juckles.
Hello.
This is Juckles.
Juckles.
Yeah.
The door's still open, right?
The what?
The door to your cell is still open, right?
No.
I'm in jail.
Why would it be open?
It doesn't make any sense.
Wait.
Is it open?
Have you tried to just, like, push it?
Yeah.
And then someone yelled at me.
Now I'm in here and I'm scared.
Try to push it again.
Alright.
Uh...
And I go up...
I'm not gonna get yelled at.
Am I?
This is some kind of trick?
I mean, I might yell at you, but...
Alright.
I push on the gate, and it, uh...
Swing...
It swings open, right?
Yeah.
It swings open, but the guard in the...
In the corner who's now watching this, uh...
With the...
Accompany of the other guard who's now curious because...
You know, this is...
This is different.
Uh...
One of them shouts at you.
He goes, "Hey!
Shut that!"
And I gasp, and I close the gate really quick.
No!
Goddammit, no!
No!
No what?
Keep it...
Keep it open!
I mean...
I'm not...
Keep it...
That guy was looking at me!
Keep it...
He's mean!
Keep it open!
Keep it...
Open!
Not gonna keep it open.
Keep it...
Open!
I crack it...
I crack it just the tiniest bit.
Push it open.
Just push it open.
What's gonna happen?
I don't...
You'll be fine.
Don't worry.
I'm worried.
Don't be.
Alright.
I...
I push it open, but then I...
Then I run back into the back corner of my cell and just...
Sit there with my...
Like my...
Arms and my knees.
Slowly ghost opens, just...
You know, like if you push a door, you know?
Kind of slowly opens.
The guard kind of...
Stares at it.
He approaches.
Anything?
Okay.
I jump in the way...
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Don't distract him.
I want him to walk by...
And I hand the...
The...
Bludgeon to Captain.
And say...
After he walks by to close the door, hit him in the back of the head.
Like I don't say it, but like I hand him...
Okay.
Alright.
You get this, Captain?
Yeah.
I do that.
He hands you...
You're not Captain.
But no, I'm hiding.
I'm...
I'm scared.
Yeah, you're...
You're under the sheets.
No, I'm not under the sheets.
I'm in the corner.
I'm hiding from the boogeyman.
The guard pushes past you two and he's like...
Kinda gives you one of those like...
This one, huh?
And uh...
That fucking guy.
He shuts the door.
This fucking guy, right?
And he's like, I told you...
Multiple times...
Keep this shut.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
I try to whack at him.
Okay.
Uh...
Go ahead and uh...
You're gonna just hit him?
Yeah, wreck.
Yep.
You can get a plus one too.
Cause you get a surprise.
Also, Captain, I assume your wreck is pretty good, right?
Um...
Didn't you upgrade your wreck?
Yeah, I got...
I have one...
I have one thing on it.
Oh, okay.
I thought...
I thought it was higher.
We definitely need a wrecker here.
I have to wreck.
Oh.
And there you are hiding in the fucking corner.
Listen, the man told me to sit here.
I don't wanna be here any longer than I have to be.
I feel like if I just play along...
So you're hiding...
Yes, I'm not supposed to be here.
So you're hiding...
So you're hiding where...
Yeah.
Uh...
It works.
Uh...
You bring the cudgel down on this guy's head.
Uh...
And you...
You knock him out.
Uh...
And he kind of...
You know...
Falls to the ground.
Um...
Not moving.
Uh...
The kind of clatter has drawn the attention of the two other guards.
Uh...
And they're starting to approach from around the corner.
All right.
I...
Freeing out my lawn rifle.
I rush in and grab...
And grab old juggles and...
Juggles?
What?
Like Gimli at the end of Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, where he's like...
Boy, am I glad to see...
I'm about to say, boy, am I glad to see...
And then you pick me up, and you just throw me over your shoulder.
Gah!
What are you doing?
Get the hell out of here, boy!
We're gonna get a new ship and a new crew!
What?
We're on our way up!
All right, and then I rush out the door.
With him holding him over my shoulder.
Right!
And begging him.
We're gonna get your uncle.
Squish!
Get the man's uncle!
He's joining our crew!
Yeah, I know!
I gotta shoot the other guard!
Shoot!
All right.
Does he...
I'll go take out the other one.
Does the guard hear him say, "I gotta shoot this guy?"
He can!
He's rounding the corner...
I'm assuming you're all kind of just like talking on top of each other.
Uh, the guard...
One guard rounds the corner.
One is, uh, kind of in between.
It's around the...
The hallway a little bit.
So there's one at the end of the hall.
Um...
I shoot...
I shoot that guard.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
I shoot the one that's standing.
You know, this guy.
All right, go ahead.
Shoot him.
All right, that's Hunt, right?
Because he's far away.
Mm-hmm.
You shoot him.
He goes down.
Uh...
Okay, so I run past the other one.
I'm running towards the other one now.
Wait, the one that's on the...
The knocked out...
Or close to knocked out one?
Or the one around the corner?
The second...
The one around the corner.
The other one.
I'm running towards the other one now?
Wait, the one that's on the...
The knocked out...
Or close to knocked out one?
The other one around the corner.
The second...
The one around the corner.
So there's one that you just hit.
He's down.
There's one that you just shot.
He's down.
There's one, uh, on the, uh, coming from the furthest wall, and he's walking towards you.
And there's a Juggles on your shoulder.
And that's what I'm not running.
Yeah, that's the one I'm running towards.
Am I still on your shoulder?
Do you still have Juggles on your shoulder?
Yeah.
Hey, where are we going?
No, Juggles, get down!
What are we doing?
I want to be down!
Throw chuckles at him.
All right, you're gonna throw chuckles at him?
Hey!
Yeah.
Throw me down!
Not like that!
Uh, go ahead and do a rec.
Oh, just regular rec?
Oh!
But he...
He gets...
He gets a bonus for, like, extra weight, right?
Yeah, I think just the ridiculousness of...
of...
of throwing a man.
Yeah, you can get plus one for that, too.
What do I get?
Yeah!
You...
Bro!
Well, tell me, what do you do?
I'm running down the hall.
I got him down the...
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
Hey!
And I look at him, and I look at him, and I look at him...
Hey, no!
No, I see what you do!
Don't you!
Ah!
Oh, my!
And he lands right on top of him, and they sit like a big sack of potatoes, but it's a
sack of cabin boy.
Well, you knock him out.
He goes...
He is down on the ground.
Um, there is another guard.
He is in this, like, medical room, but he hears the commotion, and he's decided he's
going to just stay there.
Uh, considering you've successfully knocked a guy out, shot them with one shot, and threw
a man at him.
He's decided, "I'm just gonna stay here with the corpses."
Things are finally turning up.
So, I...
That was amazing!
I'm laying there on top of this other man you just tossed me at, and I get up and start
dusting myself off, and I give you the meanest look.
What?
What the fuck?
You did it!
What?
That was amazing, my boy!
You knocked him out!
You look at him, look at him!
That was amazing!
I feel...
It's the coolest thing!
I pick you up again!
Hey!
No!
Put me down!
We're not going anywhere until you put me back down!
Alright, put him down.
Let's get out of here!
I can't help but feel a bit used!
No, let's look for keys!
You gotta look for keys, don't you?
No!
Where's my uncle?
That's the only reason we're here!
Yes!
We had to look for keys to get you to get you to look out!
It's the only thing I ever wanted!
You should look out!
Why don't you use the boom boom juice on your bludgeon again?
Well, you have the bludgeon, so you gotta give it to Juckles.
What?
Juckles.
Boom boom juice?
What, you're gonna throw me into the fence, too?
Try to break it and use me to do everything around here?
No!
What?
Captain, give him the bludgeon!
Here you go, boy!
Hey, how about this, you idiots?
Why don't I just pick the lock?
Okay.
I didn't even think of that.
Yeah, it's only, yeah, well, maybe you should've asked!
I honestly didn't even think of that.
I'm more than just a stack of cabin, boy!
I forgot that you weren't actually put in here, you came in here yourself.
Yeah, it's kinda what I do!
Why is his voice so much higher all of a sudden?
Wait!
Why does he sound like a kepper?
He started doing the little person voice and it just stuck.
Oh!
Just wait till we get back to the junk fort.
Oh, no, now I know why you wear such a tall head!
Yeah, it's to keep stuff in.
Cool stuff, like G.I. Joe's.
Onions.
And sometimes onions.
But also mostly G.I. Joe's and grenades.
Mostly G.I. Onions.
Alright, now get out of the way!
I pushed you guys out of the way as I walked back over to the gate, and I'd like to tinker
on it.
Go for it.
Wait, no, I have some-
Oh, I have-
You rolled for me, yeah.
You rolled for me.
Alright.
Cause you should be full and tinkered.
Yeah, I have four.
Not much better.
What?
No, I got a five.
You did it!
Don't you do the highest?
Yeah.
Okay.
You do, yeah.
Uh, you, uh, you tinker with the, uh, the lock and it opens.
Skylock looks out and he kind of is a little dazed and he's like, I think I've, I've seen
you, you two before.
Have you?
Are you?
I'm Juckles.
I'm your nephew.
Not you.
Oh.
He gently chides.
Not you, son.
Not you.
Not you, nephew.
I'm Captain Fitzglyde, the ghost pirate.
You've probably heard of me.
I'm currently looking for a new crew.
How would you like to be?
I'm a boy.
Hold on.
So when those, when those two deaths happened or the one death, there was a, there was a
bell, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Good point.
Yeah.
Uh, bells are ringing, but, uh, to be fair, bells have started ringing for a while now.
Uh, there's a lot of shit going on.
Did you kill the guy at Kludgeon?
Did you get a six on that?
Yeah.
You killed him.
Oh, brains are everywhere.
And you know what?
I'm going to say, since, since you got a six on the guy you chucked a man at, he's probably
not going to make it either.
Wait, what?
That's not run.
That's not real.
I mean, come on.
I've seen.
Okay.
You know what?
Let me throw, throw some, throw tiger into somebody and we'll, with perfect aim.
I'm pretty sure I've done that.
I probably.
We were wrestling that one birthday.
Yeah.
It was something, something else.
Uh, so wait, how the, I forgot the ghost situation.
What, what, what, I don't want to get on too much of a discretion.
The, or, um, whenever there's a death, a bell tolls.
And then, um, there's a group of people who come and collect the souls.
Uh, and that's what's used to power Dos Covell.
Um, but that's why there's a bell that rings here.
I'll give you guys a bell.
Can the cabin collect ghosts?
I'm sorry.
The captain, the captain.
The captain.
I had cabin boy on my mind.
Oh.
Can the captain collect ghosts?
Or souls?
Yes, he can.
But I don't have my stuff with me.
What do you mean?
You would only need a bottle.
Which you do have.
Yeah, it's full of whiskey.
You have a bottle.
You have full bottles.
He took, yeah, well they took my, I remember I listened to the last, they took, they took
me like some of my spare bottles when I came in.
Yes, but you have a bottle of whiskey you've been carrying around, right?
That you had in your, you snuck in?
Yeah.
That's a bottle.
I can call a ghost.
Well, but on the same level, there's been two deaths.
Yeah, there's been two deaths.
I can get one of them as a ghost.
Why do you want one of them as a ghost?
Well, I don't know.
I was just, I was just asking about it.
Maybe you don't have keys.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Yep.
We murdered that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
Both of them, I guess.
Um.
Well, what do you guys want to do?
No, I don't know.
I was just, I was just asking the question.
Run, run.
Do you want to capture?
You, so yes, you, you've killed two people.
Uh, two people are dead.
Uh, do you, you can capture a ghost.
You would have to empty out your bottle to do that.
It has to be an empty bottle.
It was just an idea for maybe.
And you have a bottle of whiskey that you snuck in.
Maybe to the captain just because he's been so downtrodden lately.
I thought maybe it was just something, just an idea.
I don't care.
I was just thinking about it.
What'd you say?
I didn't get any of that.
It was just an idea.
I just said that there are dead people.
Dead people have souls.
You like souls or ghosts.
If you felt it like.
Was consistent with your character.
The people who come and come.
Are the people who come and attack us ghosts?
Are they like, like, dementors?
Right now?
The people who will, who attack you late.
Like.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Well, and then, well, cause you caught wood.
Cause then we caused that we killed somebody before.
And.
Oh, those people.
They're people.
Those are humans.
I think they're people.
They're not, they're not.
They're just people.
They're alive.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I started tuning to find out if there's any good ghosts in the area.
There are.
Go ahead.
Uh, you can attune.
I think you already have something where you can automatically see them, right?
Yeah.
It's my, it's my, uh, my, uh, my, my, uh, eye patch.
Yeah.
Uh, there's two.
It's the people you killed.
Wait.
Oh, okay.
This is what I'm imagining.
We're about ready to like leave.
And he's like, wait, let me attune.
Are there any?
There's one.
There's another one.
And he's just pointing to the dead body.
There's a ghost there.
And a ghost there.
Uh, yeah.
All right.
I've got those ghost powers, Captain.
All right.
And which one?
So, so.
Probably won't help us too much.
Not if I force them.
I've seen your command rolls.
That's just sounds like.
I mean, I'm just doing what I'm, I'm just trying to come up with ideas.
What do you want to do?
Run.
Should we run?
I mean, I don't want to be here.
I mean, we got, we got, we got, we got our, did we get a, we got our man out of prison.
So we just got to get out of here.
Yeah.
But you got to carry him.
He's old and frail and his skin is falling off.
You should carry him.
He's your, he's your uncle.
You carry him.
I'm too small.
We've been over this.
You, you were just.
I was just flung.
Recently used as a weapon.
Yes.
Like a stone.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm starting to run.
Come on.
Grab him boys.
Uh, Skylock does, is not going to be able to keep up with you guys.
If you do run, uh, which you can, but someone will have to kind of help.
I'm going to help my uncle.
He can't run.
He's old and decrepit.
He's also very scared.
Is he deaf?
Cause he actually does like hearing that.
Well, uh, so as you guys, you, are you just backtracking your way out of here?
Yeah.
Uh, so wait, I'm gonna say, there's another one.
I'm gonna say, there's another one.
Yeah.
Uh, so.
I'm gonna say, there's another one.
Uh, so as you guys, you, are you just backtracking your way out of here?
Yeah.
Uh, so.
Wait, I'm gonna say, there's another way out of here.
No, no.
That's like, I mean, unless you think of something, but yeah, it's backtracking.
Um, okay, so Captain and Squish.
Flashback to when I dug a secret tunnel out of the.
Secret tunnel!
I'm just messing.
Secret tunnel!
This is Shawshank, uh.
Anti, or reverse Shawshank.
Or reverse Shawshank.
Yeah.
Yeah, unless you, uh, you, you make your way out of there.
It's, yeah, just.
Okay, anyway.
Uh, yeah, so Squish and Captain start running ahead.
Um, Chuckles, you kinda help your, your uncle Skylock.
Uh, and every time he passed a body, he's just like, you know, like, my word!
Don't.
Is that man?
Is he?
Uh, no.
He's sleeping.
Uh, let's keep going.
He's, I've.
I've.
That one's head is bashed in.
No, that's.
That one has a bullet hole!
No, that is a sleeping hole.
That one just looks like he's had a fan thrown at him.
Yeah, optical illusion.
Uh, just close your eyes and let's, let's keep going.
Where do I have to get my items back?
Like my, my, my, where do I, where's Neelix at?
Oh, good question.
Can I summon him?
Can I, uh, like, like, can I just.
Does there's like, do I have like a connection to him where I like to know where he's at by
attuning or is that too much?
If you attune to him, you, and you succeed, you could kind of call him from, from where you're
at.
Do you want to do that?
Or do you want me to tell you where he's at?
Uh, let's, let's make it interesting and see if I can attune to.
Just give me the answer.
I didn't say that.
I did.
I said the other one.
Oh, good boy.
Um.
One, one plus die.
What's my.
Whatever your tune is.
Oh, I got two.
So I had two.
Partial success.
So how do you.
I know he's in this building.
Do you call out to him?
What do you do?
Tell me how you try to get his attention.
Oh, I'm just trying to like, like, as we're running, I'm like, like trying to like use
it, like both my, uh, my, I'm trying to use the, uh, my eye patch, which is like,
it's supposed to help me get me site as well as my natural attunement powers.
And I'm trying to see, I'm seeing a ton of ghosts in the same place because this is a prison
people have died here, but I know what Neelix looks like.
All these ghosts look really prisonery.
Neelix looks like a stuffy Butler.
Uh, you catch sight of him.
He's on the top floor.
Um, and he, he goes, he kind of like, like someone calls his name from a distance room.
He's like, sir.
Neelix.
And then I start whistling like, um, um, that cut out.
So I don't.
Yeah.
Your noise cancellation and all your loud noises.
Don't.
Yeah.
Oh, well that imagine it.
Well, I'm, it's just like, I wasn't sure if that sounded just like the whistle you were
trying to do to get.
That's what I think it is.
Yeah.
Let's say whistle.
Okay.
So you're trying to do that whistle.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's funny is I can hear it from the other room.
I know exactly what it sounds like.
Uh, yeah, it's the same.
Um, he goes, sir, I hear you.
Uh, where are you?
I can't.
What am I supposed to do?
I can't, can I telepathically communicate with them or is that not really how it works?
Uh, I, I think a tuning means you can communicate with the dead too, right?
I think so.
Well, I'm on the basement floor making my way up.
I'll come get you.
Hurry, sir.
There's so much madness.
Ghosts are popping up around us constantly.
Do something useful up there.
I'm in a bottle, sir.
Well, do something.
I'm on my way.
You're faintly as you stop a tuning.
Uh, are we on the upper floor now?
Um, let's see.
So there are the two guards that kind of just let you walk past earlier.
Uh, they see a group of two men charging at them.
What?
Sorry.
What?
Oh, you said let us walk past.
I thought you were talking about the ones that we killed.
Yeah.
They let us walk past cause they're dead.
We must've been talking about different guards.
No, the two that we walked by earlier that like kind of just kept their head down.
Yeah.
Cause you were screaming like a madman.
I'm still screaming like a madman.
Uh, but they see both you and, uh, squish kind of just like charging towards them.
Um, and they get nervous and they start to reach for their, uh, for their side arms.
One pulls out a knife, one pulls out a gun and they're kind of holding it to you.
And they're like, they start telling you, uh, you know, stop, stop running.
Um, so you're on this hallway right here.
I'm going to move y'all.
Even, even juggles.
Yes.
You were trailing behind a little bit because you have to carry Skyline.
I'm not carrying him.
He's walking under his own power.
I'm just escorting.
All right.
You're kind of guiding him.
No, no, you're, he, you got arm and arm.
Yeah.
Just like that.
You got your, your arm on his shoulder.
He's got his arm on your shoulder.
Walking together.
Like my best gal.
I mean, yeah.
Or your best drunk buddy.
That's what I meant.
So I'm going to do a cool move.
And I'm going to slide and aim the, my, my lawn rifle.
And, and she rolls for cool move.
Okay.
That's really cool.
Um, is this like a, like a kind of a showing off maneuver or is this more of just like a strictly like you're trying to take them down maneuver?
I'm just trying to take them down.
Well, I would preferably like to take down the one with the gun, not the knife.
But if that's not fair.
No, I mean, I, it's, you totally can.
Um, yeah, I think you just use the hunt for that.
Right.
Or would you use finesse?
Cause you're kind of being like, you know, in a little trick shot.
I mean, I, well, cause it wasn't going to be exactly like close.
Okay.
So you're just trying to get him.
So like, okay.
So like on the picture, like the hallway, there's like one guy on the right.
Yeah.
That's the one I want to shoot at.
Whether he's the one with the knife or the gun, I don't really care.
Like, preferably the one with the gun, but whatever.
Yeah.
Uh, go ahead and, uh, roll.
I would assume hunt.
Hunt.
Okay.
Cause you're using your long rifle to kind of.
Yeah.
Okay.
Five.
Uh, you shoot the one that's on the right hand side.
He goes down pretty quickly.
Um, he's definitely wounded and bleeding out.
He did not have the gun though.
He did have a knife.
Um, the other one is with the gun is kind of getting closer and, uh, or rather is like,
you're getting closer to him and he's, you know, aiming the gun at you.
Fair.
Um, I come around the corner and I like, have my hands up, like, hold on there.
Hold on there.
Let's take it easy.
I'm saying now.
He hesitates partially cause his friend just got shot.
And also because he's now suddenly remembering you're the crazy screaming man from earlier.
I start coming up real close to him.
Like, uh, you know, like, come on.
All right, listen, we're, we got to get out of here.
Things are kind of tough.
These, that guy's crazy.
He's shooting people.
I just want to get out of here too alive.
All right.
And I'm trying to get as close.
I'm trying to get close to him.
So like, you know, get them on my side.
Um, uh, he's not letting you get too close.
He's kind of trying to back away.
Are you trying to like convince him to throw his weapon away?
Uh, I'm trying to get close enough to him that I can strike.
Uh, well, you're not going to be able to get like super close to him because he, you know, you, there's a man behind him with a rifle pointed at him and you're standing here like this.
Uh, but you get within like, you know, three or four feet and then he, he's, his back is against the wall and he's like, come any closer and I'm going to shoot.
All right.
Just relax.
Um, I don't know what to do.
I didn't think this.
All right.
Flashback.
All right.
Set the scene.
Okay.
So right.
As I started hearing the sirens going off.
Squish decided to grab a, the knife roll from the kitchen.
He's throwing knives.
The throwing knives.
Why would they have those in a kitchen?
Who needs to throw knives in a kitchen?
Well, they're paranoid, but they're, it's the best kind of kitchen.
They're so equally balanced.
As throwing knives.
What a coincidence.
Weirdly enough.
They're, they're, it's just not like they're double bladed.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you, so you grabbed those with you.
You kept them with you.
I kept them with me.
I put them in my, in my, in my pocket, my bag, and I will take a load for that.
But didn't you also have a gun?
I, I picked that up though.
Yeah, but.
I didn't carry it with me.
All right.
I did a light load, which is how many items?
I mean, why do you need knives when you have a gun?
Three?
Why don't you shoot them?
Cause this is cooler.
All right.
Dick.
That's a good idea.
All right.
Yeah.
Maybe I should punch his dick.
So I'm just going to launch one of these throwing knives at him.
All right.
Go for it.
What is that?
I don't even know what that is.
Uh, that would be like finesse.
Oh boy.
Cause it's not quite like you're hunting him down.
You get him.
I can throw that parrot knife.
Perfectly.
He doesn't even have time to react.
And he's dead.
It just hits him like.
Boom.
Right in the eye.
And he falls.
Right in the eye.
I go, Captain, grab that gun.
I grab the gun.
Yarr.
I didn't think he'd be so.
Receptive.
Oh yeah.
I forgot about the bell.
I wish I could fade that out.
Um, all right.
Uh, so you guys are going to go start heading.
Now you got two dead.
Uh, Captain squish are still leading the way up the hallway.
Uh, chuckles.
You're kind of trailing behind with sky lock.
He sees the two dead bodies and he kind of does one of those fainting.
One of those fainting maneuvers.
Is this the sort of rough house you, the, the life you lead.
Is this normal for you?
Yes.
And I punch him in the nuts.
No.
That's canon now.
Don't do that.
That's your, that's your uncle.
That's your finger banging uncle that you love so much.
Oh, oh, oh.
What's wrong?
Punch him in the nuts.
I thought you were talking about this next guy.
I, I didn't know you were talking about Skylok.
No.
Sky lock.
No, it's sky lock.
He is.
He sees the two dead bodies.
The ones with the, that's bleeding out.
Oh no.
And the one with a knife in his head or wherever that he got.
He's just stone cold dead.
He faints and he, oh.
Wait, no.
Is this the life you lead?
Is this what you do?
Skylok, Skylok, no.
Is this what you do?
Is this normal for you?
Skylok, no.
They're really tired.
Sleeping?
Yeah.
They're knocked out.
Listen, I may, I may, I may not live the hard life you live, but I'm not stupid.
I had nothing to do with this.
I was back there with you hugging.
Hugging?
Hugging.
Yeah.
You know, like you hug your drunk friend.
That's what you said, Andy.
Oh, right.
The, yeah.
Yeah.
You should probably fireman carry him though.
From this point out.
He's twice the size of me.
He is?
He is very tall.
Oh.
He's very tall and skinny.
Okay.
I don't know if he's exactly twice the size, but he's very much taller than, uh, than Chuckles.
Charles Sander.
That's a short joke.
So he's basically using Juckles as like a cane.
Like a cane.
Like a crutch.
Yeah.
Probably like a cane.
Yeah.
Probably like a cane.
Hey.
He just has one hand.
Not his shoulder.
Around the top of his head.
Hey.
so same thing
you guys are running down the hallway
guard at the end
at this point is
he sees you guys coming
he just
pulls out his own weapon
you guys gonna try to kill him too
I wonder what they're gonna do
they'll probably try to talk to him or
perhaps
probably kill him
no holy shit
we were just trying to leave
and there's a couple of escaped inmates
out there they're going after those two guys
in the other room it's
crazy you gotta get back there
and help them
he is
a little unbelieving
are you gonna try to convince him or command
him I'll sway him
alright sway him
do you wanna
give him an extra boost captain oops sorry
no sorry
yeah
you convince him
he uh
he starts running
and he takes off
uh
the direction that you guys came
and you don't
see his reaction
but you can hear him go
oh my god
if we start
running out
you go
that guy was a fucking idiot
boys
what are you
trailer park
boy
like Ricky
from trailer park
boys
that's kind of what I was
going for
uh you make your way
down the hallway
there's one more guard
I'm gonna let you guys do it
he's at this point
so flabbergasted
he's heard the other guy
run
he's heard the other guy
scream
he's not gonna bother you
you guys gonna run past him
or you gonna engage him
oh I'm gonna run
I'm gonna run
can I
hold on
hold on what
boo hear
boo hear me out here
this guy
was an idiot
right
he just let us by
without checking
any credentials earlier
uh huh
let's get him
to help us
carry Skyluck out
okay
can we do that
yeah
if you can
uh
if you can convince him
sure
alright
Andy
go sway him
you just did
pretty good job
with that last one
yeah
well that was luck
alright
there
there's
a bunch of shit
going on out there
inmates are trying to escape
the other guy
just trying to help him
but we're trying to get
this guy out here
out to safety
he was just
visiting
when
when everything
went down
they locked him up
so we're just trying
to get him out
no you're
can you talk about me
that's what happened
to me
Skyluck
was locked up
here
yes
he was arrested
I'm
not
lying
what
I'm
twisting the truth
oh
I didn't say
who needs help
no
oh
no
you're
confusing me
with Skyluck
yeah
no
he was definitely
a prisoner
they need help
they
they need help
oh
yes
can you help him
can you help us carry him out
he
he has heard this aside
where
you know
Charlesander
kind of
interrupted him
to be like
no
I was
I was in prison
you know
I got thrown in here
but he is pretty dumb
so if you want to go ahead
and try and sway him
you can give it a shot
if anyone else wants to help out
with the convincing
no go ahead
give it a shot
you're on your own
all right
so
plus
plus one
well
boo
that does mean you take stress
do you have
no
I don't want to
no I don't want to do that
I said go ahead
I don't want to help you either
I'm not helping
I was watching you
okay
so no one's helping
no
he's helping
you're out of here alone for this one
thanks
critical success
fucking critical success
I didn't know you could get critical success
if you had more than one six
that's critical
he uh
he goes
oh my god
of course
this has been a
complete miscarriage of justice
I can't believe this poor
old frail man was put in here
just when he was visiting this
obviously
the one that was in prison
uh
you know
man with the funny hat
and he rushes over
and he uh
he
you know
props up Skylock on his shoulders
and he's like
wait
give me his keys
can you carry me too
he's like
yes of course
here
and he gives you a pair
of of his keys
what
can you carry me
me too
no
it's too much
I don't think he can carry you
but he does
uh
he does have a cudgel
uh
that he takes off
and he goes
here
it'll be easier
without this
and he hands it to
whomever would like
to take it
he sticks it out
why
I don't
I'm gonna let you
take a mulligan on that
if you'd like
or if you wanna commit to it
that was
but it would be funny though
if he gave me that cudgel
and I just
popped him on the head
we got him
I feel like there are these moments
in Chuckle's mind
where he like acts out
these bouts of rage
and then he like
wildcard benches
and then he like snaps back to reality
and he's like
oh
I shouldn't punch my uncle
in the nuts
I probably shouldn't whack this guy
with a cudgel
he like has these like
like JD from Scrubs
very realistic like
moments
and then he's like
oh wait
I'm just kidding
that would be bad
no yeah
I don't do that
but it would've been funny
but you do take his cudgel
and you look at it
like
I could
alright
well
you guys
as a group
you
squish
Captain
Chuckles
Skylock
with the help
of our
unknown
guard
the dim-witted guard
what's your name anyway
make it to the top
of the stairs
I don't know
my name
why do you need to know my name
I don't know
I just want to know
what to call you
you're helping us out
and if I need you
to get your attention
or you know
just give you
thanks
love
love you call me Chuck
what no no we can't have two Chucks
that's like Chuckle
it's too close
get a new name
I'll call you Dwayne
you can call me Paul
Paul
we already have a Paul
alright you can't be Paul either
you have a third name
I'm calling you Dwayne
Dwayne with a D
a D silent
like my name
alright
Dwayne it is
but pronounced like Wayne
his name is Chuck
Chuck Paul
Wayne
Chuck Hall
Wayne
Chuck Paul
Wayne
Chuck Paul
Wayne
Chuck
Paul
Wayne
serial killers
always have a name
so you guys make it to the top
the very top of the stairs
and as you do
the fighting has progressed
it's in the
it's in the hallways now
there are people just going
fist to cuffs the entire way
and you've noticed
there are three very distinctive groups
there are the people who are
very clearly police officers
they're in well pressed uniforms
there are prisoners
who just look like they've gotten out
there are police officers
in grungy uniforms
and there are men
with red sashes
around their belts
oh shit
but are there windows
by where we're at
it's not a
no
is there
is there a rampaging chimpanzee
well that's
kind of what I wanted to know
about
if there was windows
yeah it's not a resort
it's not filled with windows
there are no windows
that you
you can particularly
reach
they are quite a bit
off the ground
like towards the ceiling
um
and not
there are
windows
like that
around the rest of the building
but you are right by
like the prisoner cells
so there are no windows
yeah
can you
can you try to call
dd again
i forgot
hold on
i think i got it
also
i'm still looking
for neelix
i think i heard that
from
from bridget's computer
i like the idea
that maybe
it's just so high
pitched that
nobody can hear
it but dd
it's like one of
those dog whistles
dd and ghosts
so does that work
uh you know
well
roll just one die
we'll see
we'll play chance
is that a command
sure
it can be a command
because it is a command
for dd
literally it is a command
like a dog
yeah
all right
so roll your command
brandon
captain
he did already
you rolled it twice
i rolled just one die
no i rolled just one die
because that's what they said
initially but then i rolled
my command
oh so it's a four
because you don't have
any in command
no he's got
two command
oh okay
so it's a six
okay
uh it's a success
from the other side
of the uh
the prison
if you guys can see
on your left hand side
where there's this green area
that is the outdoor training
uh area
that's where dd's been waiting
and you just hear
his uh
his monkey
cry
what
on the other side
he's heard you
what was the command
to do
to come to you
just to get there
yeah
also i'm still
looking for my ghost
so i'm still running
around
where's where's neelix at
is he on this floor
he is
do you want me to tell you
are you gonna tune to him
again
are you already
tuned to him right
yeah
i should be able to see him
or at least
in this uh
bottom
right hand corner
where they're like
you can see there's like
bookshelves rolls
uh
that is like the um
where they put all the evidence
and where
the people
bring their stuff
so i start running down
that way
uh
you do
um
and as you do so
you can kind of
you
you occasionally see this
like monkey head
kind of like
pop up
on the other side
of the fence
dd's there
what
i don't
why are you laughing
what i do
i sneezed
no no no
not you sneezing
oh
the
a-page is like
who's
he's like
popping up in the window
who's
just like
figuring out where to go
to wreak havoc
he's pulling on the bars
yeah
uh
do you guys want to take a
call it for
this evening
right before you uh
so you're on the top floor
reunited with dd or
she's still looking for us
uh
dd's looking for an entrance
but uh
she'll find a way
dd finds a way
dd will find
find a way
and she knows
to come looking for you
i have a pack of cigarettes
in my in my pocket
yes
in your head
tape
tape to the inside
of your head
right next to my onion
as dd pokes her head
in what do you wave
will matter
come on boy
like a dog biscuit
girl
monkey
ape
apes a poppin
uh
dd with her
great monkey strength
is able to uh
kind of
slip open one of the bars
and uh
pops in right next to you
more like
nicotine strength
i don't know
i couldn't come up with one
but she really wants a cigarette
you know how people get
she
you you better give her one
after that
okay
deal
all right so
just uh
just as a
idea
uh the
you guys have uh
come to the top of the stairs
you have dd
you have skylock
you have dwayne
the dim-witted guard
and you just need to get out
you
you have dd with her
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
of the stairs
and you just need to get out
you just need to get out