here we go prisoner periodicals chaos abounds on prison grounds sorry i have to zoom this in
because what else are you going to read during the confusion of an attempted prison riot
our heroes took action chuckles was taken down to the holding cells where he reunited with his
beloved frunkle skylock squish disguised as you guessed it a chef managed to steal some weapons
for safekeeping and managed to break out of the captain who disguised as you guessed it a drunken
sailor they deceived their way to the lower level of the prison where they were finally can where
they finally convinced chuckles uh to get out of his unlocked prison cell then drawing on their
amazing skills and even more amazing luck squishing captain took down four guards with no injury
they then convinced a guard named duane to help carry the fragile frunkle back upstairs
dd was called now the six of them three junk boys a guard a frunkle and an ape chimp have to escape
this rioting prison where every guard and prisoner is a threat to their safety first they had to break
now they have to break out
what movie is that it's not but it should be one right like no it is you stole that from something
you're not that clever bridget wow first off i definitely am because i don't know what movie
that's from secondly you you might be right that might actually be from a movie that i've long forgotten
we've all long forgotten it but can we say how good ai did on this picture though like this is that is an
ai picture yeah oh my god what you're trying to do the frock is all wrong right so here's what happened
i had higher yeah except in a in red frock coat throws charlie day over his head but it was having
none of that so finally i said pirate uh and monkey escaping prison
crazy and that's what i got and i thought that was pretty good okay i forgot about the red frock
yeah that's pretty good yeah i was i was happy with it i did huh okay
but yeah that's where you guys are uh just as a quick reminder uh you're at the top of the stairs here
um there is a prison riot happening right now uh a breakout guards are beating up thugs thugs that
now have red sashes attached to their belts um you're not quite sure who's who or what's what
there's some guards who are prisoners dressed up as guards it's a bloodbath it's a madhouse and you
guys need to leave like right now well i mean you probably don't want to stay there
oh that's right uncle skluck was being really really scared and i was calming him down by hugging him
apparently if that's what you want to tell yourself
as opposed to him as opposed to him how do you see it captain
just slightly inappropriate it's absolutely appropriate okay
you got me now go hug your uncle in the corner now i know how you guys felt when you get like that
one thing that you said one time and now that's your character
yeah
you know i never really wanted to be a diplomat
i know
we were watching mystery science theater i don't remember the episode or anything
but uh one of the uh you know characters was like
what are you a diplomat i thought you were gay
i'm gonna go try and find it after this
so let's try to get out of here
well i need to find my butler
or else
he floated away
they took the bottle
yeah
oh right
okay
i can i can sense where the bottle's at though
what's that
what's that we're gonna do
i need my butler back
it's called loyalty
for butlering
it's loyalty bud
if you were locked in a bottle on a shelf i'd come for you
you didn't come get me i was locked in the basement
i did come get you
the door was not locked
you could have walked out
and i didn't come get you
we all know that
now now boys skylock says
there was a very scary guard
who did yell at him
and a spider
plenty of spiders
there's a lot of spiders
it's a prison
they're probably attracted to your onion
don't you dare
blame this on my onions
spider onions
who brought up onions
they took my onions anyway at security
they said you can't have these onions
did they though
and did you let them take all your onions
yeah did they take all of your onions
because let me tell you
the security in this place is shit show
i mean
i got in with at least a bottle
i have written as a note here
peg leg with flask
i
yeah is that canon
no i don't have a peg leg
i think you want to
you do have a spare bottle hidden somewhere
you asked me for
you asked me if i had a peg leg
i said that would make hiding this a lot easier
oh
and then you asked
and then you added
that's why you walk
that's why you walk that way
yeah that explains the limp
yeah that's it
i wrote that down too
a naughty cat
all right let's try to find your butler
i don't have a butler
not you
let's try to find your onions
no i don't want them anymore
i'm trying to turn a new leaf
you're trying to have character development
yes
no
um
what can i do to sense my butler bridget
uh what should i send out there
so in the last uh
session
you determined
where your butler
where was
uh
if you look at the
bottom left
right
the bottom right of the screen
and you see all these like shelves
i'm having a hard time
it's zooming in on me
how do i get a zoom out again
i always have this problem
i don't scroll
or control
down
yes where at
by this upside down thug
right by this thug
that's been a spinning
god damn it
i don't know why it does this
it doesn't
i cannot
it always zooms in
or i can't get it to work right
um
i'm trying to see the
there is
there used to be a module
for
like touchpads
um
maybe we never added it to
our blades game
well i got it out
enough i think
i just
i just zoomed out on the screen
i like the actual
okay you see the bottom
right hand corner
yeah
and you see all those bookshelves
yeah
and you see in that room
there's a room behind it
that connects to it
it's just like
in the corner
okay
that's where he is
my god
yeah
so that's the um
that's like the uh
evidence room
general document area
you know
the shit they don't want
to lose
but they also don't want
people to find
we found it pretty easy
then
well if you could
if you could attune
uh to your ghost butler
then i guess that really
does save
save you some time
yep
i'm extra attuneful
all right
let's go get the
the butler i guess
all right
onward
we're putting together
a team
you guys start making
your way down this
very long hallway
now i did not put in
every single uh
guard and thug
that is fighting
um
you know
because that would
clutter the screen
quite a bit
um but halfway through
the uh
the hallway
there is two men
duking it out
um
they are both
very bloody
and non-stop
there's kind of like
a general circle
of people around them
uh you know
not participating
in the fight
but definitely adding
to it
and they are
blocking the hallway
so you're hearing
people you know
get punched
in the stomach
yells about
people's mothers
squish you better
do something about
that uh
those fighting
why me
because you're
the big one
i'm
more
important
with my hands
and i can't
hurt my hands
on these people
did we send
dd
the monkey
the ape
i don't think
we met up
with dd yet
no you did
you did a fan
i yeah
yeah right at the end
he climbed over
the top
you did a fantastic
yeah you actually
i think you
maybe got advantage
on that
a critical success
probably
yeah it was a
critical success
and dd
managed to bust
open the bars
and hang out
with you guys
cool
well
how about me
and the ape
go running
forward at these
guys and just
try to like
you know
get around
them
you want to
try and burst
your way through
yeah
okay
uh
sure
i'm gonna wreck
it
you're gonna
wreck it
all right
you're gonna
wreck it
and you can
uh
if you use
dd you can
get plus
one
but if
something
happens
it happens
to you
and dd
i'm uh
should i take
her got
should i take
the dd
it's all
like you
already did
i mean i was
making sure you
guys were okay
with it you
know
well you didn't
ask me if it was
okay to throw
me in a sack
so it's kind
of a strange
change of heart
you're having
it's called
character development
i keep telling
you
wow you're
gonna really
hold that
against me
forever aren't
you
it happened
yesterday
i mean today
i mean like
10 minutes
ago
i don't remember
being thrown
you being
thrown in a
sack
yeah i don't
think there's a
sack involved
i think you
just threw
him like a
sack
yeah we
threw you
into someone
that's worse
i hate you
more now
like a sack
of potatoes
hey why
don't you
do that
again
i'm not
a weapon
you're not
not a
weapon
i'm very
fragile
it worked
that one
time and
it saved
your precious
little hands
yeah so did
punch people's
nuts i'm not
gonna do that
again
why i thought
you liked
doing that
no i need
to stop
it's dishonorable
captain you
should have had
two when you
rolled that
oh okay
a two
because you
have one and
then plus one
for dd so it
should have had
two numbers
oh okay
okay uh
well you go
uh you and
dd well tell me
how you and
dd try to break
up this fight or
pass through it
oh we just
start running
like we're on
a like on
a mission and
i'm like pushing
people all the
way as i'm
going by and
i see this one
group of people
fighting and
that's what i'm
running into
and only uh
i think it's
gonna go great
but i just it's
like i ran into
a wall
and you
yeah so as
you're as
you're running
you know dd's
doing the whole
like you know
ape run night
right next to
you and uh you
crash into this
wall of people and
and you're able to
kind of like make a
gap between them and
you're starting to
throw people aside
uh but one guy
definitely swings for
you and unfortunately
hits dd instead and
poor dd is gonna
take uh one one
damage one oh i go
crazy i see dd get
hit oh you're gonna
go crazy yeah so i
run into the fight as
well i and i go after
the guy that hit dd
okay uh you're just
gonna deck him yeah
awesome let's see how
it goes uh and if
you want to push
yourself because you're
so angry you can go
ahead and do that too
you take one strut two
one stress i thought
it was two yeah you're
right i think it's two
i always forget
uh you managed to
knock the guy uh that
uh hit dd just slam
on the ground you know
so dd's over there you
know protecting her her
little uh little face and
kind of crying you know
doing a little wimp
cry uh some of the
steam's been taken out
of his sails uh meanwhile
you just he just falls
out flat on flat on his
back um but there's
still quite a crowd
pushing around you and
kind of pushing you back
towards you where you
came
well that idea was a
bust
yeah way to go captain
uh and i i walk up to
where you guys are because
it you know you guys seem
to have some things a little
bit under control
um and so yeah i walk up and meet
you guys and i was like uh what
was that all about
well we're uh blocked in we
gotta get around this fighting
mass mob do you have any
suggestions my ape got
punched so i had to defend
him yeah look at that kind of
mob we're talking about here
apes are getting punched
pirates are not being let
through
it's a madhouse
who who has the mace
captain had it last he hit a
guy over the head with it and
killed him
i didn't mean to i swear i
thought it was gonna be like
scooby-doo
no wait that was the trudgeon
that was the trudgeon that you
guys had
i think you might still have the
mace
do i have a mace didn't i
want a mace
you wanted a mace
i wanted a mace and you got
one but decided not to give it
to me
probably you were hiding in a
cell
okay then i will continue to do
nothing
okay can i throw the mace to
to juckles
yeah go ahead
what am i gonna do with this
use it
your turn
i'd rather be hiding
oh my god you are useless
i can open doors so how
about if you know you're
looking for this stupid
door
yet there are plenty of
doors in a prison so i'm
all i'm saying
give me some time and i will
be useful
i will eventually be useful
there's mitigating factors with
that and you know that we've
been over this there was a
gigantic spider it was very
scary and that's in the past
we're in the present
so are we looking like at like a
bunch of people fighting or just
like two people like wrestling or
something like a like kind of like
a rugby match
it's two people primarily fighting
but as fights tend to there's a
lot of other people on the
sidelines you know trying to push
in and shout and yell and kind of
scuffle between them so there is a
pretty decent blockage uh there are
two doorways just so you guys are
aware i don't know if i showed you
but there's one at the like where
this thug is standing that'll take
you into the jail cells that's where
you were earlier
captain there's also one all the way
at the very end of the hallway
that you can go to as well
what if i leapfrogged over the fight
okay
go ahead and uh
these two are arguing about it and
all of a sudden i just run from
behind and just try to do a giant
leapfrog over the whole thing
sure
sure i think that's gonna take some
finesse uh
lots of finesse
do i just do a regular no uh no extra
modifier
no
all right here we go
oof
i did not
oh no
oh no he's in the fight now
uh yeah uh you're gonna really trip
uh when you land and hurt yourself
and now you are in the middle of the
fight and definitely when you trip
you're gonna hurt yourself
um you're gonna go ahead and uh take a
level one harm twisted ankle
and ego
and you know what yeah twisted ego too
yeah
uh you're gonna be limping for a while
how can you tell if my ego has been
bruised
well
trained professional could
twisted ego
now you're kind of on the floor
amongst all this scuttle
would one of you get over here and
help me
why did you try to jump
over that
you two weren't doing anything
but arguing
we're a team
damn it
i am useful
and i start
i started just wailing this
this mace around
just
and i'm gonna just slowly walk
towards all these people
and uh
trying to intimidate
more than anything
okay
so you're kind of trying to like
trying trying to clear clear some space
and i'm hoping that just
just
wheeling this thing around
like intimidates people enough to like
back off
also i got this crazy look in my eyes
it's the look of desperation
uh
yeah i mean
that's definitely like a
i'm gonna assume kind of a sway
like you're trying to convince people
out of the way
um so go ahead and uh
and roll for that
uh do you want dd to help you
and push you
uh
i
i would like her to help me
by like
i don't know
jumping on my back
and being super excited
about this mace
thing
she's just gonna start
screaming
as she's holding on to you
now if this goes poorly
again it also is gonna go poorly
for dd's
just so you guys are aware
uh
so she just starts
screaming
and just like
just throwing her hands up
being as intimidating
as she is
while she's holding on
to the back of you
and i like to imagine
that dd's not a huge ape
but neither are you
and so you're roughly
like
it's a little obvious
that this thing is almost
as big as you are
yeah
it's
it's something to behold
and
all right
and dd starts yelling
like a monkey
and then i just start yelling
in monkey sounds too
uh
it's
so that's a plus one then
yep
that's gonna be a plus one
you can
you can add that
because uh
i think your sway's pretty
pretty bad
wait
um
poor dd uh
the the mace isn't gonna do anything
in fact somebody's just gonna grab it from you
and like just
just pull it
straight out of your arms
you guys are gonna be a little weaponless now
and uh
you know dd's getting crushed in by everyone
so she starts hooting and hollering as well
and uh
at this point
like dd is like
losing her mind
she is not comfortable in this
she's gonna take another
another stress
i've fallen down
direct directly on the captain
and just him and i are laying on the ground
right at this point
it's just a pile of the two of you
i thought that would work
all right
the person that took the mace
i'm gonna shoot him
all right
you had a gun this whole time
yes
uh
you're gonna like
are you
you're just gonna
pop him one
that'll be like a hunt
all right
you uh
you hit the guy
directly
he falls to the ground
um
and the
noise from that
just the sheer
cause you know
i don't know if any of you
have shot a gun
in a closed
you know
hallway before
but
it's loud
uh
it's loud
you haven't
you've never been
um
yeah
and and the crowd
not quite scatters
but everyone kind of like
hits the deck
uh
it's much easier
to get around here
now
um
and chuckles
and uh
captain
you guys are free
to stand up
and get out of the way
and as i kind of
part like
or spread
i like
walk through
with the gun
drawn
and
and frunkle
following behind me
he is just
he is partially
just exhausted
at this point
from his whole ordeal
cause he's been in prison
for a few days now
um
and also just
utterly
just like
the amount of
carnage you guys are doing
are just
it's too much for him
and then you have
duane kind of
dragging up behind you guys
too
oh yeah
we should forget about
duane
we should have thrown him
at the group
and not the monkey
we didn't throw the monkey
well i meant like
metaphorically
okay
you might as well
have thrown
the ape
thought it would work
i don't even know
why we have this
mace
you wanted one
yeah well
so i got you one
and you lost it
could have happened
to anyone
alright
pick it up
off the dead guy
oh yeah
he is dead
oh
i don't know
it seems kind of rude
it's kind of weird
to just go through
someone's pocket
it's a dead person
seems disrespectful
or
just
alright
i pick up the
mace out of the
dead guy's hands
oh dear
that is gross
alright
you guys got a
mace again
i didn't pick up
the dead guy's hand
i probably was stuck
to it
rigor mortis
alright
you guys have two
options
you can either
continue going
down this
hallway
there's a
door at the
end that
leads to this
kind of like
antsy room
thing
or you can
go through
uh
the jails
where the
cells
where the
captain
was
no
where's
the bottle
wait
uh
i don't
know
like
in character
i want to
do this
but uh
do we care
about
hordeswaggle
i'm
don't
my character
doesn't even
know about
hordeswaggle
you care about
him as much
as you care
about him
which is
not very
much
who the hell
is hordeswaggle
i kind of want
to give him
a wedgie
i think you
mean
turn swallow
oh
turn swallow
how could i
forget
turn swallow
and uh
he's in the
prison cell
um
that you guys
can either
run past
um
or you can
bypass him
completely
and just
continue down
the hallway
so i guess
we can kind of
see him
they're like
kates
yeah
is that that
turn swallow
guy
yep
the drunk
yeah
i thought we
blowed him
up
he survived
he got kicked
out of the
house before
it got blown
up
before
wow
and then
he uh
got imprisoned
for the
event
huh
well
justice
is justice
you don't
want to
help him
i mean
i care about
him as much
as i care
about him
which is to
say not
very much
um
i kind
want to
give him
a wedgie
do it
i don't
we don't
have time
for that
yeah i
don't think
we should
break him
out of jail
to give
him a
wedgie
no
chuckles do
what you
want
rod
his his cage
is open
he's just
sitting in
the
what a loser
why would
he just
be sitting
i wonder
if there's
a big
spider
yeah that's
probably what
it is
there's a lot
of spiders
here a lot
of people
don't know
that about
prison
until you
get there
you just
don't know
about the
spider problems
in prison
it's really
scary
major spider
problems
all right
duane
go get
that guy
me do
you want
me to
he's kind
of still
holding a
skylock
you want
me just
to leave
him here
get the
other guy
uh
why don't
you help
your frunkle
no i
think i
think we
should let
uh let
let the big
unit just
carry uncle
frunkle here
i don't care
about this
turds
swallow guy
i'm sorry
i even brought
it up
i'd like to
imagine that
you guys are
just saying
this right in
front of the
cage like the
door he can't
hear you
yeah you're
just peeking
at is that
turd swallow
leave him
kind of like
i feel like
we're treating
him like uh
rickety cricket
from uh
always sunny
i'm starting to
realize this is
just becoming a
always sunny
dnd game
it's always sunny
i just i just
yell at him
like
come on
turds
swallow
like
come out of
your cage
and follow
us
you just see
him in the
cage he's
like
all right he
had his chance
let's go
yeah
screw you
then
i toss him a
biscuit
you have
biscuits
yeah
flashback
i brought
biscuits
you're gonna
use up
one of your
your load
for biscuits
well we
were going
we were going
to prison
i thought i
might get
hungry
i didn't know
how long that
conjugal visit
was gonna last
enough to
want a biscuit
listen don't
don't i don't
uh judge you
a lot
yes you do
sometimes
all the time
well i brought
a biscuit
and i tossed
him a biscuit
all right
let's go
all right
i continue
walking down
the hallway
to the bottom
door
uh as you
guys do so
uh turn swallow
takes the biscuit
from where it's
landed on the floor
which is just
slightly outside the
cell so he does
have to leave the
cell grabs it
and then kind
of scurries
back in
what a turd
yep and i see
where he got his
name from
i thought his
name was turn
swallow
it is but i
call him turn
swallow
oh
whoa
who's moving
dd
i was by
accident
stop it
get some help
uh the
sorry
it looks like
you're drawing
lines
i know and i
don't want to
uh i think
you might just
have to click on
token controls on
the left like the
person icon
because i think
you might have
accidentally had
like drawing or
measurement controls
highlighted
that's what's on
uh
okay
uh you guys
get to the end
of the hallway
and this door
is locked
uh you can see
there are two
people inside
scuffling
okay all right
i'm gonna have to
get up
juckles your turn
to shine
wait what
how
open the door
use your pretty
little hands to
open the door
wow i feel like
you should be nicer
to me just in
general but i will
do this because i
like it and not
because you told me
to and also i want
to be a hero
you're not gonna
be a hero
just open the
damn door
please stop
yelling at me
i'm not yelling
yes you are
you said i'm not
gonna be a hero
i don't like what
prison did to you
jesus christ
uh skylock kind of
comes up besides
you and he puts a
hand on your on
your shoulder
chuckling he's like
and that's why i'm
conjugally visiting
him and not you
duane do you have
the key
who's duane
oh he's the
he's your caretaker
of uh skylock
he uh he does one
of these uh hats
down he's like
do i have a key
does he have a key
he does not
he does not have a
key
oh i just i'm just
i work downstairs
it'd be very unwise
for everyone to have
keys to the entire
place only a few
people have them
and uh you know
i don't have them
i've only been on
the job for a few
weeks please don't
tell my supervisor
i don't even know
who your supervisor
is you know what
neither do i
all right so i
should roll roll
tanker then
yeah to unlock
this all right
let me get on in
there
whoa
uh you uh you
uh you managed to
kind of partially
uh unlock the door
but you can only
open it about
halfway so you
guys are gonna
have to come in
there one at a
time inside there
there are another
couple of guards
uh wrestling but
this time it's very
clearly that the
thug the one with
the red sash is
just whole wailing
on this poor guy i
mean he's just
doing the old
raining hellfire
from above
hitting him um
and you guys need
to walk uh past
him and he turns
and he sees you
chuckles on the
other side of the
door and kind of
like lunges towards
you whoa now big
fella whoa settle
down settle down
nothing could be that
bad that you's got
a whale on this
poor guy just
settle down
he's kind of doing
one of those where
you like maybe he's
listening but maybe
he's also just too
much in a rage
mode like you
know he's got that
look in his eyes
just you know
heavy breaths
all right uh
i am gonna
punch him in the
nuts just
in front of your
uncle
listen i'm backed
into a corner i i
overextended myself
i i thought the
whoa big fella would
work better than it
did not that it
didn't work but uh i
just panic
oh hold on
squish don't look
at him he's got that
look in his eyes
who which one they
both gotta look
chuckle
get on the ground
scott
yelling at you
no chuckle it
doesn't have to be
like this
no
yeah it does
uncle
everyone get on
the ground
don't look at me
um and then
right when when
juckles is prepared
to punch him in the
nuts i throw the
mace at the guy
not in juckles
at the the inmate
with the red
at the thug
yeah
are you just
trying to trying
to hit him
yeah before i
can slip
okay
so is that
wreck or
uh
i feel like you've
got enough skill
that you could
probably aim that
mace pretty well
so hunt
yeah let's do
hunt
all right
you hit him
just claps
right right
on the forehead
and he doesn't
even blink he
just kind of
slinks fells to
his knees
you just hit
air
like
oh no
i look up
i'm on the
ground with my
head
i'm like
is it over
like it's an
atomic bomb
whoa
i don't know
it came over
me
the prison guard
is just
the
i like how
this mace is
not being used
for its intended
purpose of like
actually it's just
being used as a
projectile
just throwing
it
might as well
be a
candlestick
right or a
cannonball
that's what the
end is isn't it
it's just a big
ball
i mean
you're not
wrong
uh so you guys
can all get
through the door
the guard is
down there but
he's just he's
he's pummeled
he's not gonna
stop you or
anything he's
pretty uh
pretty wasted
yeah plenty
more that came
from
you didn't do
anything juggles
yeah
no it's
talking for us
as a team
does the
garden of
flora have
keys
oh here he
goes he's
gonna loot
another dead
guy
he's not
dead
squish turbo
returns
yes he does
have keys
i take the
keys
all right you
take the keys
um uh you
guys kind of
file into the
room and uh
skylock he
as he you
know walks
past you he
kind of looks
at you
chuckles and
he just
i didn't do
it
i saw it
you were going
to if it
wasn't your
your friend
here your
very dear
friend what
would have
happened
i would have
punched him
in the nuts
let's use
those terms
loosely
i saw that
look in your
eyeball ad
i was gonna
blast him
you can't let
the urge take
over
i just wanted
to be a hero
well you
you weren't
wow you're so
mean
i had to save
you yet again
all right
um and so
now we're in
this little
antechamber
are we going
to is the
door because
we're going
we're getting
this stupid
ghost right
yeah and
it's through
another
this one set
of doors
you don't
have to
i'm going
to you don't
have to
you do
whatever you
want
i won't
to get to
this tiny
room you have
to go down
the hallway
back towards
the front of
the building
and then go
into the
scary uh
into the
little
oh
area here
with the
chairs
and all
the way
back through
the conjugal
visit room
yeah the
conjugal
visit room
that smells
faintly of
bleach
all right
let's head
let's let's
all head
that way
towards that
at least down
this hallway
yar
yeah i'll
head down
the hall
i guess
there's not
uh there's
this is kind
of where all
the fighting
broke out
and so it's
kind of spread
to the rest
of the room
so you know
there's like
you know
people punching
each other
and throwing
hits but
nothing too
crazy at
this point
stuff you
can kind of
walk around
yeah you can
kind of just
dodge it if
you want
you don't
have to engage
anybody if
you don't
want to
no i
definitely
don't want
to
i flew really
close to the
sun just
now
your delicate
little hands
listen i
obliterated
that that
pompous
person's
nuts
good job
you punched
a fancy
boy in
his nuts
yeah i
obliterated
the fancy
boy
and what a
job you
did
i thought he
blew up
yeah then we
blew up his
house it was
awesome it was
a really bad
day for him
i i keep
hearing that you
blew up this
man's house
i mean did
you apologize
to him when
you did that
you mean
oh yes
no absolutely
i sent him
a card
and then i
wink at
uh at
squish
yeah we
sent him a
card and a
basket
very sorry
baskets
it was a
basket of
ice for his
nuts
yes and
that too
chuckles
how long has
this been going
on
uh the man
blew up
very very
quickly
no no
when did
you get
back into
and he
like looks
around
not punching
he whispers
it was just
that one
time
just that one
time i swear
but
the man's
house did
get blown
up
but the man's
house did get
blown up and we
did blow up a boat
we blew up another
man
so yes i've
fallen in with a bad
crowd but they're
sometimes nice to
me and sometimes i
feel like i
belong
that's because
you're a good
cabin boy
please stop
calling you
you're able to get
into this room
without uh too
much issue it is
unlocked um it's
empty like i said
it's the conjugal
visit room so
there's some
chairs there's a
partition here
where the uh
soldiers can stay
oh squish
squish is not
going oh squish
isn't gonna come in
he's gonna stay
here
gonna stay out
he's actually
gonna try to
leave
right okay
of course
because i
really don't care
about this ghost
don't you care
you don't care
about us at all
you guys want to
risk your life
for
he's gone
go ahead
i'm i'm out of
here
come on dd
dd's uh
a little resistant
to go but you
know she's not
going to completely
uh completely
stopping her
tracks captain
what are you
gonna do
because this is
your ghost
oh i'm already
way ahead looking
for my ghost
i'm shouting for
his name looking
through these rooms
i i know he's
around here somewhere
i can feel him
all right and i
did follow and i
want to stay in
this room but now
that squish has
not come in here
and captain is
charging ahead i
am stuck in the
middle i do not
have the confidence
to charge ahead
with the captain
and i don't
exactly want to
just leave him
hanging so now
i'm just awkwardly
in the conjugal
visit room with
the various you
know lubricants
and cleaning
towelettes
that makes it sound
so much worse
it is worse
i've since learned
what a conjugal
visit is it's
disgusting
lubricants like
there's multiple
yes
you make that wholesome
place sound disgusting
i don't even notice
that squish left
yet i'm more
concerned about the
the the the ghost
my ghost butler
right now
i'm just assuming
they're walking
behind me because
i've regained my
great awesome
really close-knit
crew
while you're running
forward uh
dwayne is going to
drop the uh
skylock in one of
these chairs just so
he can he can rest
a little bit uh
dwayne knows or
dwayne's gotten the
the sense that you
and uh skylock and
chuckles are fairly
close uh captain
when you enter so
you've entered the
conjugal room you
exit you go into
this like library area
where they have all
of their um you
know evidence uh
books files on cases
your your a bottle
in is in here
somewhere
yikes
there are also a
handful of guards
and a handful of
uh thugs that are
currently uh containing
themselves uh but
one of them sees you
and like points at you
i mean
ahoy
this is not where i uh
this is not where i
parked my ship
any of you might
have seen a bottle
he's a big guy and
he kind of walks up to
you goes i've seen a
bull are you with us
you against us
which is it what side
is he is a red sash or
is he uh
well he's got a red sash
on
uh well i mean i'm
wearing a red frock i
think that should answer
your questions
are you gonna try and
convince him of that
or are you just uh
you just talking
well he's just plainly
wearing a red frock
it doesn't take much
convincing it's clearly
red and it's clearly
a frock
well now they're gonna
think i'm with them
because i'm wearing a
red frock
you're not wearing a
red sash
baz said everyone
comes in here
we get in prison
then we get out of
prison and we beat
up guards and we
wear a sash
oh my god i just
want my ghost
where is he
he looks
screw this
i'm not even paying
attention to this guard
anymore
you just kind of
stiff arm him and
walk away
screw this story's
progression
i've had enough
this exposition
now get out of my
way
does the card do
anything
or does he do
anything
uh he's kind of
watching you i mean
your confidence is
overwhelming
but he is kind of
watching you carefully
uh you you're gonna
have to find neelix uh
neelix is in his
bottle and you can
sense that he's in
the room somewhere but
you can't pinpoint him
all right well uh i
survey the room
all right
there you go
roll
success
surveyed
uh
neelix
major success
uh
neelix
is in this third
role uh you can see
his bottle now you can
see a a box of things
that says uh
captain on it
um
captain fitzclive
have we ever discussed
what neelix's bottle
looks like
i always assumed it
looked like a
royal crown bottle
but like it was blue
is it in a is it in a
purple velvet uh
yes
that's how i kind of
envisioned all the
bottles that the ghost
kind of do
royal crown bottles or
whiskey bottles
so um yeah i start
looking for it i see my
stuff i'm like my
stuff and i start like
rushing over there
jumping over the piles
of things and get to get
over there
when you do that you go
and you pull down your
bottle and it's got you
know your uh it's got
neelix the neelix bottle
it's got another bottle
in there it's got any of
your other load that if
you want to add stuff you
can't your weapons
whatever you had on you
um but as you start to
grab it and pull it down
the thug kind of like
looks over your shoulder
and he's like hey
that looks pretty good
and he goes and tries to
take neelix
oh i turn around and i hit
him right in the nuts
oh i don't like where
this is going go ahead
and wreck him we'll see
what you do do you want
to yourself with the
power of neelix yeah how
do i do that one more
die you're gonna take
you're gonna take two
stress and then add a die
okay with the power of
neelix the power of my
butler with his gentle
hand guiding my my fury
yes you uh yeah hit him
right between the legs he's
down he's not dead which
is good because you guys
have killed five people at
this point i just imagine
like you ever see in the
movies where like a guy
lands a punch and like a
like a shock wave goes out
you you reach you reach
for the bottle he tries to
grab you and you just turn
in one smooth motion yes
have punched him lights
out he goes faint just kind
of melts onto the floor
neelix is safely back in
your possession and you guys
are now uh reunited
well can can uh i and uh the
frunkle have a moment while
captain was out like doing his
thing and before he enters
uh yeah so he's he sat frunkle
down to uh right next to you in
the in the in one of those
chairs and he's just kind of you
no wounded
wounded
now uncle sklock i know what
this looks like
well why don't why don't you
start telling me what it looks
like first
it looks like i'm running around
with a bad crowd and i am but uh
you know i think it's different
this time
i just worry about you so much
i mean
baz is the one who got me in
here and you're working for him
and you're going around hitting
people again and and you know
you're blowing things up a boat a
house a man i mean what next
well i'll tell you we're probably
not going to blow up this prison
so i feel like that will be
growth for all of us
um i haven't really figured out
what we're going to do about this
baz thing
but uh that's definitely a wrench in
everything i didn't know he was a
bad guy like i know he's
you know he looks pretty evil and he
you know now that i know that he's
evil it's all starting to click into
place
um but we'll figure this out like i
can't this will not stand man that
he
put you in jail
put me in jail and look what he's
doing
how many innocent people tonight are
just being killed
by by these thugs his own men are
getting brutalized out there too
yeah i think maybe he was taking
advantage of our desperation to do
stuff for him
but maybe now we have a
reputation
and uh you know we'll do it right
this time
whatever happened to your studies you
were such a fine tinkerer i just
maybe it's time for you to just put
those up
hang up hang up the boxing gloves so
to speak and
and the nut punching gloves the
nut crackers and uh you know
this is what i this is what i have
to do
this is my calling
not the nut punching although it is
a type of calling
and i'm going to try to do less of
that
but i don't think studying is for me
anymore
well then i suppose you won't need
your
your college fund
my what
no
i love to study
i just i
you could be doing so much more
and your and your your friends uh
that demon fellow he's a little
standoffish but
you know he's he seems like he's a
nice enough guy and the captain's got
well he's got spirit
they're not the college type
well i i definitely wouldn't say
that not you know
trades may be you know whatever
they need to
but uh you know i just i worry
about you son i just i'm i'm
concerned
you just seen a lot tonight
not all of it very good but
we're gonna get through this and
then
we're gonna figure it out
but first we gotta get you out of
here safe
that would be a very good idea i i'm
not quite sure how much more
running and in general i can take
and the death
i mean i just
how many
so many dead
people die
well you are an honest man i'll
give you that
all right
and then uh the captain busts in
and he says i i i
what does he say
i got neelix back
who the hell is neelix
you what
i knocked that man right in his butt
that is nuts
look i got my neelix back though
look how
look at this bottle's great and
it's still
shiny and everything
late i opened the bottle up and
try to get neelix how you been
man
not well sir
but it is good to see your face
again
yes
felix i am so happy to see you
buddy
can i have him come out and not
have him do anything because you
have to always do something when i
have him come out this is out of
character
you can you can you can just have
him out if you want just to be
yeah
oh man
i've missed you buddy i've
missed your
your
your black
frock butler's coat i love it
yes my butler's coat
and definitely not any other type of
other coat
uh well it is good to see you sir
uh
seems like you're kind of in a mess
yes yes we're
probably gonna blow up this prison next
i expect
wait did you say you nut blasted
someone
yeah he tried taking neelix from me
anyway
we're gonna blow up a prison butler
i wouldn't expect anything less sir
don't blow it up
where's the boiler room
uh
well squish squish has been the only one
who uh isn't in this lovely conversation
what have you done now squish where are
you at
um squish actually tries to
leave
so as you
yeah as you leave the the prison
um you i imagine you're just kind of
like walking through the lobby is empty
at this point
and as you turn around this court this
desk here
uh and you look outside you see that
there are just rows and rows and
rows of blue coats standing there
um
the alarm has gone off
uh they have all been called back to the station
uh and they are just waiting for someone to come out
oh no
you see a bunch of men in blue
if i walk out the door will they shoot me
well you're still wearing your uh your uniform so you'd be able to probably sneak out
but i don't know about the other two
okay well did they see me
no
okay so i i rush back in
and i i walk into the conjugal visit trailer
or room
and go
there are cops
everywhere
oh look who's come back
i can leave you right now
then do it
all right
wait no wait no come back
come back
i was bluffing
well
you know what
and i locked the door behind me
wow
squish has turned
well the door is locked
uh are you leaving the the the precinct altogether
uh
you know i'm just gonna hide
i'm just gonna sit behind the desk
you're back here now
all right
uh
chuckles
captain
well that was weird
um
what
i don't know
the swish came in here
and then he immediately ran out
unprompted
sounds about right
all right
so
we're surrounded by cops
i think my original plan sticks
we have to blow up the prison
you know i really didn't want to do this
and i promised my uncle that i wasn't going to do it
but i can't see any other way out
where's the boiler room
we're blowing it up
can you tinker the boiler room to blow up
uh yeah
i mean i've blown up a lot of boilers in my days
mostly on accident
but i probably could do it on purpose
i think
now where's the boiler room
i
that's a good question
i don't know
i've been in prison
you're the one who's
where
squash
i was in prison too
squash
he probably knows
he probably walked by it at some point
during a flashback
because he worked here
squash
what about that duane guy
whatever happened to him
oh yeah what happened to him
is he still here
has he been listening the whole time
yeah he's just kind of been standing there awkwardly
just like
duane
you're the newest member of our crew
where's the boiler room
don't promise him that
i might blow him up too
it's fine
it's on a
it's
it's on a preliminary
probationary period
it's fine
you don't have that authority
i have
that's the point
stupid
duane
where's the boiler room
we don't
we don't have a boiler room
we don't have hot water
fuck
what year is this
it's in the future
and also in the past
interesting
where's your
where's your primary electrical room
well
i'm not
i'm sure
uh
there's a security closet
security
go ahead
it's either
it's either we blow up the electrical room
or i'm just gonna start lighting things on fire
all right
we're gonna steal your drapes
do you have
like a power plant
of some type here
energy source
is there a powder keg in here
ready to
blow up
there's one
in the basement
but if you want gunpowder
there's the armory
i bet there's gunpowder in there
in fact
i'm pretty sure there is
boys
we're gonna blow up an armory
i
think we should
probably blow up the armory
i mean
inspect it
to make sure it's okay
duane
i would never
ever harm your precious prison
duane
you're joining our crew
we're gonna blow up your prison
quit promising him that
the junk fort is very very crowded
yeah
oh but
oh but he can start paying dues
dues
well if you want
i can show you where the armory is
all right
skluck you stay here
take a nap
we'll be back for you
uh
dd is kind of like
pacing
at this point
she kind of went on the other side
of where uh
where squish is
and since squish locked the door
you guys can see her
but she's just kind of pacing
back and forth
um
duane is gonna start leading you
down the uh
down towards the armory
you're gonna pass by
squish's door
you guys want to say anything to him
squish
come on lad
what
don't be like that
we're gonna blow up the prison
and we would love it
if you could be here with us
i don't want to be here for that
and i don't think you should do that
it's a junk fort
what's the worst that could happen
it
yes
no
i got a problem with junkles
oh wow
why
because you were a jerk
i'm not a jerk
you were
okay
i'm sorry
that sucks the suck
and i put my feet up on the desk
wow
okay
well
yeah i'm the jerk
let's go
let's go to the armory
i'm just gonna say this once squish
we're gonna blow up the prison
you better get out of here quick
peace out
is there like a schematic or something behind the desk so i can know where the uh
how was it so elegantly put the the power room is the power plant of the jail
the armory
you've been there
oh yeah
okay but there's no like out
it's not on an outside wall
um
isn't isn't it up here
yeah so it's that room
in the
yeah it's the room um
like where there's the stairs
uh it's beneath the stairs
uh where there's all those shields
oh it's over here then
yes
oh
okay
oh yeah
that's gonna blow
so uh
there in the side of the prison
uh yes
so that is where the uh
the armory is
we're gonna
we're gonna let out
all the murderers and rapists
what
including turd swallow
maybe on accident
listen
juggles
we're just trying to escape
it's for the better good
do you want your uncle out of here or what
i
yeah
i
well then we gotta blow a hole
well then we gotta blow a hole in the wall to get out
okay
hopefully
these people get things under control fast enough that they don't let too many prisoners out
but we need to get the fuck out of here
okay
i mean
i'm not that conflicted
we're gonna have to think of a story for skluck though
he's gonna be pissed
what story
we're gonna blow up a wall
he's gonna love it
no
he's not
you don't know him
yeah
he doesn't like that stuff
well
he's
he's more of a crossword guy
than a blow up a prison guy
wow
he's gonna have to
um
get used to it
because we're gonna blow up this wall
here we go
all right
yeah so uh
things are kind of starting to settle down a little bit
um you guys are able to make it to the armory
duane shows you the way
uh he runs
down this hallway
into the powder room
um
i keep saying powder room
armory
and you two follow him
um as he opens the door
there is another guard
standing there
and he kind of like turns
and looks at the two of you
and he looks at
duane and he goes
duane god damn it son
what have you done
he's like i
duane's kind of like
i
sir these
these men
they they know how
they they got a plan
uh
to get things all settled down
right
yeah
no big plan
gigantic plans
huge
yep just
yep
absolutely enormous plans
gonna work
it's gonna work
you're gonna love it
we have the best plans
best people on the job
yep
duane is uh
less than uh
convincing
uh
his
uh
his super superior
let's just call him
his supervisor
is like
what do you
what are you boys planning on doing
what are you guys doing
we're gonna hide
in the armory
yeah
no one's gonna look there
that's our big plan
is to hide
and let this thing blow over
you wanna hide with us
hide
no
my job is to get
get these guards
these prisoners
back into their cells
and how do i know
you're not one of those prisoners
cause
uh
we're not dressed like
a prisoner
i think
although
the captain
probably is
yeah
and then he points
to the captain
and he's like
i saw you in there
a few days ago
you're right
arrest him
uh
he reaches for the
truncheon
at his uh
at his side
yeah
i was bringing him to you
yeah
that's it
that's the ticket
yeah
you need to take him
somewhere else
captain
you got anything
you wanna
add to that
um
let's see here
are they right
standing right
in front of the door
uh
the one guard
is
dwayne's with you
there's only one guard
besides dwayne
and he's standing
in front of the door
i throw dwayne at the
guard at the door
isn't dwayne like a
really big guy
yeah i don't lift him
i just throw him
like
the newest member
of our crew
probationary
all right
uh
see how you wreck him
oh
fantastic
just a regular role
just a regular wreck
oh my god
dwayne are you okay
you
you attacked my friend
and
i start running at them
uh
yeah
that doesn't work
uh
you try
you try to
you throw dwayne
and he's so much bigger
it doesn't happen
nothing
nothing happens
uh
you just kind of
shove him a little bit
uh
the officer
uh
takes his trench in
and he uh
he's starting to kind of like
back you into the corner
captain you're gonna take
two stress
for that
so i'm at four stress
sure
okay
uh
i would like to walk out of the
the prison
you're gonna walk out of the prison
yeah
well i get dd
and we walk out of the prison
okay
uh
as you walk
uh
out of the prison
uh
there like i said
there's a bunch of uh
you know
other blue coats there
and they kind of all
rush towards you
and
they say
oh my
they say
one of the guys
uh
in the front
asks uh
what's going on in there
we heard the alarms go off
we can't get in
the doors are locked
nobody's answering our calls
what's going on
there's a riot
in there
i barely escaped with my life
and my
ape's life
i imagine you're holding dd
just kind of like you know
like a small child
yeah exactly
you know
your comfort ape
yeah
they're
they're everywhere
my god a riot
well you came out
so the doors are unlocked
hold the doors men
and uh
they
hold the doors open
and they start
uh
piling into the prison
oh that is not
my intended
um
so in this
in duskball
is there like
cars
or is there
like
carriages
there's carriages
okay
i would like to find
the closest one
and get into it
and try to steal it
okay
uh
a carriage is kind of
trotting on by
uh
kind of stopped in front
of the prison
there's a lot of
activity going on
so traffic is slowed
uh
and you rip open
the cabin door
and there's a man
sitting in there
uh
how are you gonna steal it
you just gonna threaten him
or are you gonna
knock him out
what are you gonna do
oh i'm gonna threaten him
and be like
i need this right now
to help with this
police riot
i need the carriage
right now
to help with the
police riot
okay
you'll get it back
afterwards
uh
are you gonna
command him
are you gonna
try and do
more of a sway
like
kind of friendly
like
more of a sway
all right
go ahead and sway him
all right
uh
he willingly
gives up his carriage
of course he sees you
in your officer's uniform
uh
and he just slides out
of the carriage
and lets you take it
all right
so i take it
and i'll let
everyone else continue
okay so i have an idea
so you just
can i use
drive away
you don't know
what's going on
yeah i guess i don't
in more than one way
um
was that a sex joke andy
no
not at all
um i can i use neelix
to light a cannon
and blow a hole
in the wall
wait a second
cannon in there
i thought we were
gonna blow up this
prison
well i'm gonna blow
a hole in the wall
to escape the prison
and you're gonna
leave me too
no
it the guards
hear me out
neelix will blow up
the hole
the guards will go
investigate
we'll go run you
grab your uncle
and we'll bring him
back and we'll get
out through the hole
he'll never fit
through a hole
i mean we're gonna
blast the hole
that sounds like a
sex joke
we're gonna blow
a really big hole
i will have neelix
set off like a
cannon or two
so there are no
cannons in there
but there is a lot
of gunpowder
and yes you could
command neelix
to go in there
with a candle
and
light of things
ablaze
yeah that's exactly
what i do
while the guards
are distracted
i kind of like
quickly tell neelix
to do that
wait i have my
heart set on
doing it myself
oh
yeah
doing what
blowing up the
place
yeah
do you want to
go
you got me
whipped up into
a froth
okay here's what
we'll do
neelix goes in
you go in after
him and help
him out while
i distract the
guards because
i just threw
duane into
them
you're small
you can you
can squeeze
you can squeeze
through their
legs
just crawling
under the
hubbub
i mean that
you don't have
to crawl you're
pretty short
it is going to
be it's going to
be a real
chris chris
tucker and
jackie chan
moment though
between me and
neelix
that's pretty
cool i mean is
that apt
yeah
okay so
so let me get
this straight
the plan is
captain you're
going to
distract him
yeah
you're going to
get your ass
kicked
yeah
neelix and
uh
chuckles are
going to sneak
into the armory
blow it up
and go from
there
yeah
okay
tell me how
you distract
him
oh i uh
i start yelling
and frothing at
them out that
they hurt my
friend duane
uh because
even though i'm
the one who
threw them him
into him
you know it's
all just part of
my grand plan
of you know
the misdirection
yeah misdirection
i'm like waving
my arms around
and like
like shaking
my jacket
you know i
don't really
know why
i'm not really
good at
distracting
unless if it's
about uh
fish sex
stories
oh yeah
look that's
great
i don't want to
tell you a story
about this
fish
people i almost
got in a fight
with
okay
so is the
idea kind of
to like uh
like scare
them into
submission or
just confuse
them
uh yeah
okay
let's do
confuse
that's pretty
good
all right
uh wreck
the joint i
guess i i
suppose that's
what you're
doing right
is you're just
going crazy
yeah who am i
wrecking i'm not
gonna i'm not
gonna hurt anybody
am i
um
no but i
can see that
you're like you
know tossing
things around and
kind of pacing and
slobbering and
just being a diner i
don't really know what
else that would fall
under i guess
sway convince them
you're crazy
yeah let's do sway
just a real big sway
but you
sway
you just got finished
convincing them you
were sane
that was like two
days ago
no it was like 20
minutes ago and
dwayne's the one you
convinced you were
saying well no it
wasn't even dwayne
maybe it was
doesn't matter
it was two other
guards they're gone
these are two
different ones
dwayne loves me
uh so you're
starting to uh to
scream and to
shout and to you
know do your whole
thing where you're
waving your coat
around and the the
second guard is now
coming at you trying
to like get you
under control dwayne
at this point is
now questioning his
entire thought process
since meeting you guys
for the second time and
he's also starting to
like try to subdue you
at this point because
he's like maybe this guy
really is crazy all i know
about what are you doing
this is for your own good
captain you seem to you're
just there's too much
captain we have what about
all those talks we had
about you joining our crew
uh so they're gonna try
and subdue you in fact
they're gonna grab your
shoulders and kind of push
you against the wall
uh meanwhile chuckles
what are you doing
i've crawled through their
legs i mean just crawled
not maybe not through their
legs but just to keep a
low profile and i
wormed my way into the
armory um and neelix is
ahead of me and above me
and then we get started
just tossing the place in
there we're throwing all
of the bullets and gun
powder on the ground and
uh i'm using some
tinkering skills to what
like make you know you
know you build a fire kind
of like that but out of
gunpowder and other
flammables and
explodables sure and you're
just trying to make is like
are you trying to make a
strategic pile or just like
a big ass pile
my intent is to make a
pile that has the best
chance of making a big
explosion
okay uh yeah so you guys
pile up all of the uh the
gunpowder you can find the
pellets everything you're
kind of doing it in this
like in terms of the room
the upper right corner by
the stairs that's got the
best chance of reaching an
exterior wall because you
guys aren't actually in an
exterior room at this point
sorry you're spinning i'm
spinning
like
sorry that was me um yeah
and uh neelix is kind of
helping you he's like lifting
the bags and he's throwing
them on there and he goes do
you have a light sir do i
no i don't do you
well always to about it's
better to be prepared than not
but i'm a ghost so no i don't
have pockets
um i would like to do a flashback
kind of from the last heist in
which our main plan was to smoke
and i still have a set a matchbook
in my pocket from then
sure
as i pat down my jacket
oh yes those matches from the last
job
when you two are smoking outside
the uh when you're doubled up
smoking outside the uh house
yeah now that you mentioned
one jacket
say it out loud it sounds like a
really dumb plan
well you did it uh yeah so you
pull out your little thing of
matches
all right and i say all right uh
cover your ears
and uh neelix covers his ears
despite the fact that he
actually can't hear
well then how do we talk to him
well i mean he doesn't have ears
corporeal ears
weird uh and so i light the whole
matchbook on fire
and i toss up in the air and i
start running
away from the fire and i say
captain we gotta get going
come on
and i just run down the hallway
like han solo and empire strikes
back
all right am i being held by
the guards or what happened
uh they're still kind of holding
you they're kind of like wrestling
you to the ground we're going to
see how large of an explosion
chuckles was able to produce
gotta move
so uh i'm going to say it's going
to we're going to use your wreck
because uh it was indeed wreck
uh but you can get plus one
because you have a high tinker
score
and i think obviously that helped
you determine and where to
place things um you can also
get an extra plus one because
you have neelix there as well
so wreck plus two
neelix okay i'm gonna roll it
then
wait on let me make sure i have
the right person highlighted
plus two
it is a massive success
um as you yell
chuckles or you know
captain we gotta get out of here
just
massive smoke the whole building
just shakes
smoke is just pouring out of the
hallway at this point
uh you can see and hear that
there is now traffic outside
that is just people are starting
to scream
it is general chaos but you guys
have blown a hall a hole uh
directly outside
the two guards are thrown to the
ground
um everyone's kind of tossed to
the ground at this point
um
yeah but you two are uh are fine
holy shit
i i get up like
did you just nut punch somebody
again
no no i nut punched the
building
yes
all right that's using your
powers for good
all right i'm going to get my
uncle and i just i sprinting
down the smoke-filled
hallways down towards the
conjugal visit room
and i'm just kind of like like
looking around like
all right
um there is nobody is sure
what is going on at this point
the fighting has stopped
uh nobody's going to get in
your way to go grab skylock
because everyone at this point
just thinks the whole freaking
prison's about to explode or
about to collapse
it may very well
uh when you get to uh skylock in
the conjugal visit room
he's like holding on to the
chair he goes
my god what was that
i don't know but i think it
means we can get out of here
now jump on my back you
you hunk a monk
you you can't be serious
yeah just jump on here we got to
get out here we got to get out
of here now
he he jumps onto your back but
because his limbs are so long and
his legs are so long they kind of
just like drape over you and his
feet kind of just drag on the
ground
that's gonna make it harder
but
you need to get out of here
and you are in no shape to do
anything but
be scared
uh yeah
go ahead and carry him out of
this uh out of this here prison
smoke
what is
and he sees captain you up in the
distance just still kind of like
oh
captain
what happened
we blew a hole in the wall we're
getting out of here let's go
and i'm like
you blew a hole in the wall
no no no it was god it was it was a
it was an act of god
now let's get out of here before he
changes his mind
you are not god
me and my ghost blew a hole in the
wall we're getting out of here
nelex let's go
and i'm like like rushing out
duane
now's your last chance
uh duane kind of just chases after
you
um
and it joins you as well
outside of the hole
uh
yeah so the street is just in utter
chaos
people are running everywhere
screaming
uh you can see that parts of the
prison are on fire
uh there are people just streaming
out of the prison
guards
red coat
or red sashes
uh prisoners
just everybody is just kind of
uh running away
at this point
uh you see bugs be
captain that old
old guard of yours or the old
cabin boy
of yours
sun bum
bosun
where's he at
he's running
he he's he just came out of the
prison and he's like
oh
squinting with his tiny little eyes
can i run up to him and kick him
in the legs like how like it's like
someone does when they're running
and chasing someone down
yeah
you can
dude he's a prick he left me
behind
he was going to look for a key
no he wasn't he ran away he said
good luck
you did listen to the podcast so you
probably do remember
i i thought i didn't know that he
said good luck i thought he was
running to
you said go find some keys or
something he said okay and ran
away that's how i thought it
happened
i don't think so
okay either way either way
doesn't matter you're gonna kick him
you kick him and the old guy he
lands on his hands and knees he's
like what
what but smoke is coming out
um you vaguely see
turn swallow kind of like
stumbling out of the hole
and he like turns and looks at the
building and he just
just kind of looks around and
stumbles down the street again
poor deja vu for that guy right
he must think he just came out of
that burning house again
i i pat down my pants and
realize i have a walkie-talkie in
my pocket and i pull it out and i
uh start yelling into it
squish where are you squish
and just as he calls the carriage
pulls up to where the explosion
happened
how did you know we were going to
make a explode this place
i uh well one captain told me
all right
good memory
so are you getting in or not
yeah i guess so
thanks for picking us up
i jump on the back
uh are you uh
as you kind of guys
crawl in there skylock needs a
little bit of help but dwayne stops
at the uh at the side of the
the wagon and he looks up at you
captain and he goes
i i don't i don't think i'm
ready for this whatever
this is i i don't i don't think
i want it
yeah i don't think you're you
want it either
yeah you're not cut out for this
and then i drive you're you're a
brave lad
seek good employment
he had a good job
the wagon runs down the street
the captain is just waving his
hat behind him
and he's just yelling
seek good employment
i'm worried about his
professional career what can i say
well congratulations
you guys escaped the prison
that you broke into
all those weeks ago
and you have skylock
see i knew we would do it
also i feel like uh perhaps
there are repercussions
and i don't think uh
i feel like there was some very
important story points that um
captain just ignored
in his quest for the ghost
like what
well i mean this is out of
character because
i wasn't there
oh
it was a false flag operation
what what are you i'm not sure
what you're talking about
he's talking about the fact that
the people
were wearing red sashes when
they were not in fact red sashes
oh
i mean yeah i was just pretty
concerned about getting our
friends and family out of the
prison
right
you know
i guess i don't know where my
priorities are at
well i'm just saying it's
complicated now because i don't
i
now there's information that i
don't really know but i know it
i know i don't know it in
character but i know it out of
character
oh
yeah okay i mean i think i
i think that's something maybe
you all can discuss at the fort
later when you're decompressing
from all of this
you know you're sitting up there
i could bring up later
and i mean the captain is
regaling us how he not punched
that guy
but he just he just happens
to mention that stuff about the
sashes
what about the sashes i i don't
remember i i thought it just i
thought there was he said
something about the sashes being
associated with baz right
he
i like this conversation because i'm
pretty sure this is how the
captain would be if you asked him
about it like wait they were
wearing red sashes
i'm wearing a red frock i thought
it was just a thing
didn't tawny break these guys out
why would he break out red sashes
yeah what did he did he did i
miss something i don't think i did
well i mean no why don't you ask
paul
paul ah the deus ex machina
the deus ex machina
all right so we ride off into the
sunset right
yes and yeah we're never heard from
again
that was the end
to the drunk fort
what are we gonna do with the
front goal
huh we're gonna return him to his
place
i thought he's
drop him off at his house
we're gonna put him
we're gonna put him back where we
found him
but no he's
he's joining the crew he's gonna
be our like you know
no he's gonna be
veto
he's gonna be our computer guy that's
always on the you know
listen you know
we can't stitch all our ancillary
characters
we can't stitch all of them into
our coats okay we're gonna put
this man back where we found him
in the fucking tincture lab
i think you should join the crew
you know you just want the crew to be
just random people
you invited duane out into the crew
and you knew him for about five
minutes
i wasn't serious
he was a sickly old man though
duane
no
frunkle
oh you know he's got we should put him
down
why did we break him out if we're just
gonna put him down
he's got wisdom
i assume
all right cool
because i love him
well
good job everyone
all right well uh so is that the end of
the session
yeah that's that's everything for now
so next week we'll probably just do
some downtime and then kind of go from
there
good because i've got a lot of stress
you got a lot of stress and uh you got
a lot of points to give out and a
whole bunch of stuff and shit's gonna
come to light because i mean you guys
are living in baz's fort and baz just
tried to throw you in prison now i'm not
trying to spoil anything but we should
move the job fort we should take it and
push it to another spot
we're gonna just carry it to another
roof two blocks over
also i feel like
find it
we're gonna have a lot of heat
after
blowing up
yeah
and blowing up baz
and
all
now see baz is still alive
and i mean technically
you know he kind of he kind of got what he
wanted
general
chaos
although you guys are still alive so i'm
sure that he's not happy about that
yeah because we know his dirty secret
although we don't know we know it yet
we know which we don't know
no no he might just have you know he
he's i'm sure he's got a reasonable
explanation for all this
yeah and we do too for why we blew up
blew up a jail
because it was cool
the stakes are just getting higher and
higher
boats
houses
jails i mean we're gonna have to put
what's next
a building
parliament
yeah
oh my god
what's crazy is that you guys were given that like secret recipe and i was like oh surely they'll use that
no
boom boom sauce
yeah
i forgot where
yeah he did that's how he got a little bit of it
yeah
he's saving the rest for
probably cooking
probably for the parliament
is there a parliament
i'm not sure how the government works here in duskfall
uh it's technically
it's a
technically a monarchy
there's a king
while an emperor
is it baz
no baz is not the emperor
do we have to blow up the emperor
oh my god
that'd be great
i would be so
happy
Thank you.