just a just a quick reading from the garbage gazette
uh this also doubles as yeah what'd you say well i meant like a new name yeah i tried the simpsons
yeah something different every time yeah garbage gazette this also doubles as toilet paper
friends in low places lady amoria boarded the gar barge and provided a job for these salty sea
dogs the crew agreed to go to agree agreed to get the magu finn a necklace of power in exchange for
keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends the crew of the dawn's hammer uh they
promptly dumped her off the barge but not before they she released an explosive demon which they
quickly captured the crew first met with an unhappy turn swallow who pointed them in the direction of
a bar where tarnet and piway were spending their money drinking unable to bully the two into betraying
their captain the gang left the seedy bar where they were attacked by tawny and several of baz's men
captain and chuckles nut punched their way to victory they convince squish not to kill tawny but
instead bully him into joining their crew now the crew must meet with dawn and try to convince her to
give up the location of the treasure is this treasure all it seems or is the magu finn a worthless object
only necessary to drive the plot forward i have notes what one why is nut punched in quotes we literally
punch their nuts i feel like nut destroy is better nut blasting is is more accurate the nut blaster disaster
yeah that was pretty good i love the titles and two uh we didn't bully him into joining our crew
no we threw him just live well here's the thing i was listening to it and we completely misread the
room they were talking for like five minutes how much they adored their captain and we're like
i would just jump her
it's killer also i just noticed this and as a pirate this is important to me but there's a treasure map
involved in this chest i don't know why i wasn't concerned about this before but i definitely am now
and um i completely glossed over this but uh yeah i don't even know what you were distracted with when
we were talking at that point i have no idea either it was like kind of like when we like like like we
tossed lady and mori off the ship but we didn't ask her where to go it's like all right we'll go to
turn swallows you know um but yeah yeah
uh
well uh you guys are outside of the wagging tail um just to kind of catch you up i mean i know we read
that but uh you told tawny to go back to the ship with dd i'm also you with dd so it's just the three
of you um and they to the garbage yeah oh boy uh you dd i think is supposed to keep tawny from doing
anything but you guys did shoot tawny in the leg and like beat him up pretty good so he's he's not
well i mean he's gonna be extra loyal now no uh juggles patched him up right he patched him up but i
still imagine a shot in the leg is a rough day and it's time to call it quits at that point
just take a nap all right yeah i guess we should trust the monkey i remember now i said if yeah well
if he burns down the guard bars i'll tell it to so
uh and then uh t way t way internant had told you where to find uh the captain she is at a bar
across town called ginger
so we're going after captain dawn
she has the uh magufin
which is also i did not know it was spelled that way no i i did not spell it that way
what m-a-g-u magufin that's what i wrote too wow twins
all right is this in character it could be it could be
how much is it worth you
one
quarter portion
oh my god that's my favorite
that's a favorite thing
that's the quarter portion
that's your favorite thing from the sequel trilogy
i love it so much
do you know that simon peg
yeah i don't know who that is
that's uh shawn of the dead
the titular shawn
yeah
how about that
also scotty from the new star trek movies
that too
he was in
of the titular scotty track
what
he was in paul
he wasn't paul
all right
not the titular paul though
i need we need to get this we need to get this show on the road we're already a half hour late
we're going to the ginger to talk to this lady
that's where they said she she was now you guys um
that's where they revealed where she was at
she was across town
on the walk over i think we should talk about our plan here
all right
yeah i just woke up from a drunken stupor
and then punched a bunch of people in the nuts
and now we're walking to another bar
which i feel like is just a normal night
i feel like i'm running
for me or juggles
yeah
i'm running on pure adrenaline
i'm still on the nut punch high
yeah
what did i tell you
isn't that great
you were on a high when you went into that bar
uh
you were just having a great time
yeah i mean it's just you know
it's always great being the captain
yar
hey
uh but yeah
i uh think our plan should be
to
talk our way into her good graces
and then
maybe
someone should tinker
that
necklace out of her pocket
like the sandlot
just make like an erector set
that goes into her pocket
and pulls out the necklace
is that in the sandlot
i've never seen that movie
oh i'm
i made a bad reference then
oh
i see that it was a good one
i get it
okay
any who
you don't want to like
try to break in
and steal it from her
oh yeah
walk in
also
also i'm more intrigued
by what's in this treasure chest
as well as that treasure map
i was hearing about
did
but i just remembered
did peewee give us the treasure map
or did we just know that there's a treasure map
no there's a treasure map in the treasure
yeah in the treasure
so
we either got a
it seems counter intuitive
but
one treasure begets more treasure
that's the point
so far
all that we have
in the treasure chest right now
is the magu fin
in another treasure chest right
or another treasure map
and general money
uh
peewee
she's buying her
for a reason
and there's a 30% chance
there are onions
inside
the treasure chest
i believe that was a promise
that
lady amoria made
that there was a 30%
of chance of onions
okay
well
i know
what you're motivated by
oh
and how much of a percentage
of cat food
i don't think cat food
was discussed
that was not
asking about it
i think you did ask
okay
oh no
you asked the bartender
if he had cat food
and he said no
not
this is way nicer
than the downtrodden toad
which i felt was
unnecessary
then he gave us
his boots
to drink out of
for you to drink out of
i mean
that's like
that's quality service
you don't get
at the downtrodden toad
i mean
it's a little jeweled
that's where we got
the idea from
rickley's not gonna
take off his shoes
for us
no those were just
shoes that he had
they were not shoes
he was wearing
no he literally
was sock
he was walking
around in socks
i listened to the end
no the guy
this bartender
but not the downtrodden
not mr toad
no i see
what's his name
i've been calling him
mr toad
rigney
okay
all right
so is that our plan
what wait
what is our plan
i'll be honest
i wasn't listening
uh i guess
we're just gonna go
to the house
and then play it by ear
you know
yeah
i think we should
i think
boy classic
okay here's what
the show
here's what the plan
should be
one of us
should distract her
while the other
of us steal the
treasure
okay
well
who's
whoever is sexiest
which is me
and i will
i will distract her
i don't know
what's your finesse at
it's zero
i have
i have exactly
zero people skills
i've forsaken
all other skills
in favor of tinkering
i have one in finesse
and two in sway
i have one in
i have one in finesse
and i don't
have any sway
so i think
you're probably
what's
what
you've got
two one in
two in a tune
and two in command
so unless you want
to demand it over
i thought command
only worked on ghosts
no you can
command people
a tune
only works
on the spirit
world
yeah
that's a horse
of a different
color
all right well
let's get walking
over there
we're already
walking over there
and what do you think
we've been doing
walk
talk
someone's
been having
a carry
chuckles
yeah i'm exhausted
you actually go
through some of the
nicer parts of town
so you leave the
docks and you
you start heading up
towards white crown
which is uh
where the rich
rich live
where the nobility
where politicians
it's it's the nice
part of town
um the streets
get cleaner
the lights get
brighter
uh you start
passing bars
there's music
coming out of the
out of the doorways
uh it's very lively
there's a lot of
people on the streets
you're in the heart
of the nightlife
of duskville
um and you go
to a building
a white building
that there's tons
of jazz music
just kind of coming
out of it
people are kind of
flowing in and out
and in red signs
above the door
it says ginger
i think this is it
i mean this is way
i've this may surprise
you i've never been
in this part of town
that does not surprise
me but neither have
i lads i've been
all over
have you ever
listened to free
form jazz
no i don't even
know what jazz is
and uh out of the
court out of the
out of the building
you hear like
little saxophones
playing horns
what the hell
is that
the jazz
my lads
the jazz
let's get you
cultured
sounds like they're
just stepping on
cats
that's culture
you're a chef
you know what that
means
they got cats in
there
uh i i don't think
they're actually
stepping on cats
i we can't go in
there dressed like
this can we
i mean red frock
red frock fits in
everywhere
i'm dressed like
uh
a guard
basically
warden clothes
yeah from the
dawn's
hammer
oh yeah he's got
a military uniform
uh captain you're
near frock coat
uh chuckles what
are you wearing
chuckles what are
you wearing
i'm dressed
like uh
clothes that are
made out of other
clothes hobos
clothes so
down the front
it's a compilation
of what
with puke all
down the front
no i didn't
throw up
come on
wait i don't
think i did did i
no no
probably not
uh probably
would have
yeah i
it's it's a
patchwork of
um hobo
clothes
okay um
at the door
there is a
bouncer
um and as
he sees you
guys approach
he kind of
sticks his
hands out
and he's
like whoa
guys uh
patches over
here i don't
know what
you're wearing
uh military
you're good
to go in
and uh
and he
sniffs you
captain and
he's like
you smell like
you've uh
you've had a
few already
gonna have
more
that's
business
well uh
mister
uh
don't you want
this business
uh
sir this is a
very classy
establishment we
have a fine
clientele here
i'm classy
fortunately
uh and
unfortunately you
just don't meet
the dress code
i would like to
run a what's
i would like
what can i roll
to say i want
to meet the
dress code
well like
does red
frock red
frock what's
fits in
everywhere yeah
i'm gonna roll
a sway can i
do that
yeah yeah if
you want to
convince him that
your clothing is
good you can
guys do if
you want it i
mean you just
said what you
were wearing so
you're good yeah
yeah sway him
hold on i'm
having issues
here i did that
to a bouncer
one time i i
i was going
into a club
oh you guys
aren't in there
yet oh
oh i can
see it
also other
actions okay
sorry i just
threw you in
there
uh i was
trying to go to
this nightclub
and i was
wearing bowling
shoes
and
the guy says
you can't come
in there with
those and i'm
like what
no they're my
dancing shoes
and he's like
what i said
yeah it helps
you dance and
he's like really
i said yeah
and he's like
oh i didn't
know that
and i said
well now you
know and
you let me
in
so did
you did
you at
least dance
uh yeah
it's um
yes i did
i'm gonna roll
for sway
like the idea
that you were
doing like a
like a
oof
a marimba
kind of a
marimba
or something
oh i don't
know what that
is so probably
wasn't doing
that
wait how
how many sway
do you have
brandon you
have zero
sway
zero so he
he failed
but i would
i would also
like to sway
the guard
but go ahead
with the
consequence
uh yeah
he's like
absolutely not
sir uh
first off that
that coat
smells
a little bit
like poo
y'all kind
of just smell
a little
sewer-y
weird
even me
weird
that's my
natural
musk
uh and uh
i'm gonna have
you take one
stress for that
too because
he's gonna
start you know
he's calling
your threat
shit
because he's
calling me
he's calling
me sniffy
he's already
calling me
shit
i would actually
like before
he like before
he like goes
up to like i
don't know like
push the captain
out of the way
like put my
hand up like
actually sir
he's part of
the band
he's running
a little late
they're both
part of the
band they're
running a little
bit late
this one
i don't play
an instrument
way too
messed up
no you
clean up
after the
band
oh
oh i don't
have to come
in now
yeah yes
i can come
in later
no you
you should
come in
now
well i
don't know
it doesn't
make a whole
lot of sense
to me
uh
um
uh
no you
really
should
go in
there
i was
tasked
with
picking
them
up
or
finding
them
and
bringing
them
back
to the
uh
to
to the
bar
for the
band
oh
yes
i remember
now
i should
come in
now
all right
the bartender
the uh
bodyguard
says uh
what what
do you
play
the mop
no yeah
he plays
the mop
he cleans
up
that's
focusing
for you
and uh
frocky
he's still
trying to
figure it
out
i play
i i'm
um
the singer
he plays
the whiskey
i play
the whiskey
jar
i play
the whiskey
jar
and i
am i
i am
i'm a
singer
maybe
all right
let's see if
you guys
convinced him
do you want
to work
together on
this or
are you
well you're
the only one
with sway
so i guess
you're the
only one
who's gonna
make any
difference
yeah unless
they both
roll like
two sixes
do i get
a plus one
for them
kind of
yeah you
know
yeah i
mean i
think they're
they're trying
their best so
yeah you can
get a plus
one assistance
from uh
from your
friends it
took me a
while to try
my best i
was confused
for a while
you you
were
critical
success
you uh
he goes oh
i'm i'm so
sorry i didn't
realize um
well the the
singer the
employee entrance
is just around
the back if
you guys want
to go and
get set up
um you
guys need
to hurry
because uh
the next band
is supposed to
go on and
like the next
15 i don't
know if that's
you but uh
you know i'm a
big i'm a big
jazz fan you
know uh big
big fan but
yeah doors right
around the corner
if you want to
go ahead uh and
get in oh here
you know what and
uh he sticks his
hand in his
pocket and he
pulls out uh
three little like
coupons he's like
here three drink
coupons on the
house i always
love live music
all right you
two go around
to the employee
entrance i'll
walk in the
front door
and i just
say lads how
awesome is
freeform jazz
we just got
three drinks
now that's
freeform
i hold on to
mine and like
really hard in
front of captain
i don't do not
want him to steal
it i just take a
quick i take a
shot like a shot
glass out of my
pocket and just
take a quick
just get into
the character
uh this is the
exact plan you
guys had for
bed bebo
what happened
you guys you
guys were part of
the band yeah you
snuck in with the
instruments
oh yeah you
snuck in the
yeah in the
instrument containers
yeah but then
but then you
guys had to put
bed bebo on the
stage
and he couldn't
play so
do you remember
what instrument i
said i played
then actually no i
don't i wonder if
it's what if i
tried saying i was
the same i just
want to know if
history repeats
itself no i have
to listen to that
one again all
right uh we
start walking
around to the
back i guess
yeah so it's it's
uh on the other
side the building
is just kind of a
narrow alley it's
just a standard
ugly street uh
alley and uh
there's a door
that's brightly lit
that says you
know employees
only
sorry i can't
believe that i
can't believe that
worked i can't
believe they think
i am a singer
yar but i'm
gonna do it
this is my big
break lads yeah
right what
to be a singer
all right uh i
keep i keep
walking around to
the back through
the uh by the
employees entrance
yeah who's did we
decide who's gonna
go uh talk to
amoria that's gonna
be you andy right
i believe so yeah
i'm the only one
that can actually
talk to people
we can just stand
out here and
smoke then
yeah let's go
ahead and smoke
cigarettes in a
bush
the finest the
finest jazz
cigarettes
all right if you
guys hear the
hooty who
run in
oh i forgot that's
our signal
it's gone so
bad
um okay so we
what are we gonna
do like come in
and help you
convince her
uh are you
gonna go get
like figure out
information like
where the treasure
is at are we
gonna go rooting
through the place
while you're
distracting her
um yeah we
don't really know
where she's
staying
that's true
at this club
so all right
i kind of thought
she would be
wearing the
magu fin
what do you
yeah i don't
know
do you see
anyone wearing
the magu fin
second question
do you know
what the magu
fin looks like
they explained
it to us
it looks
it's a
isn't it like
a tooth
like a fish
tooth
necklace
it's a
necklace
uh lady
omoria explained
that it was a
necklace made
out of leviathan
teeth
i didn't know
they had teeth
they look a lot
like shark teeth
that's gaudy as
hell
she's gonna stick
out like a sore
thumb
yeah but it
provides power
oh
that made
clear to us
on the other
when we
never ran
into captain
down
did we
no so
captain
don's uh
like they
said he's
she's at
gingers uh
you ran
into her at
during uh
the mission
when you
blew up her
ship yes you
you talked to
her then but
okay all right
yeah
you have met
her before
okay i'd like
to look around
and see if
i can see
her
sure so
inside the
club it's
pretty packed
there are a
lot of people
dancing and
singing and
you know uh
just a lot of
drinking and
talking so it's
pretty noisy i
mean it's a
typical nightclub
where there's
dancing um in
the corner there
is uh some
musicians set up
there's tables
everywhere um
and you scan the
room for uh
captain dawn let's
see if you find
her survey
survey i don't
even know if i
have any in
survey you do
i do uh
apparently not
not good ones
anyway it's the
crowd the crowd
is too too
heavy you can't
quite see dawn
also everyone's
here is wearing
very fancy clothing
the last time you
saw dawn she was
in like a sailor's
outfit um you
know ragged
work clothes um
so no you you
don't quite see
see dawn so you
can kind of but
you are getting
kind of moved
and pressed or
it's in the
crowd like as
you move around
captain uh
squish what are
you up to
oh i'm sorry
pumping cigarettes
i'm just outside
smoking yeah i'm
doing a weird like
dance like trying
to like just like
it blend in is
that anyone else
dancing wait are
you guys inside
are you outside
can we get
inside i'm not
inside you have
you can come
inside i just
moved you to the
back yeah i
assume we got
inside and we're
hanging out towards
the back
uh i i can did
you pull me with
you that that
would have been my
inclination no no
i pulled you with
me okay okay so
you guys entered in
through the back and
you passed a few
dressing uh tables
and some uh you
know bathrooms and
things like that
closets and whatnot
and you come in
through the back
entrance and you're
also now in the
room um with a lot
of dancing and
singing um but you
guys are in the
back um if you can
see on like the top
uh right hand side
of the screen there's
like three tables
that's like the
general stage area
that's a little bit
elevated above
everything else okay
do we can we see
where squish and
lydia maria are
uh dawn don't
sorry i misspoke
uh if you want to
try looking for her
you can all right
i'm going to do a
quick uh survey
i'm just going to
survey the place
awesome
uh yeah so uh you
do see um in kind
of the uh center
of the room there
is a very tall
blonde woman uh and
you recognize uh
those masculine
shoulders and it's
dawn um she's
talking to a crowd
of people around a
piano um that's
kind of uh just in
the middle of the
room apparently and
uh she's over
there
that's down i've been
calling her
crandall
there she is
the dude
there's squish
they see squish good
working his way over
there there he is too
use your comms
i don't have coms
oh yeah tell tell
tell chuckles to
communicate with me
chuckles what
call squish what
make sure he's doing
okay
who squish how
talkie talkie
oh this this old
thing you call this a
talkie talkie
and this you
this thing is this
thing on
is this thing on
i don't think he's
on
oh
over
who is this
this is juckles
juckles who
yes
oh
i'm looking
glad i finally
know your last
name
yep uh
well i'm looking
for
squish squish we
found her
she's tall she's
blonde she's
beautiful except
she's a little
masculine
still beautiful
just your type
huh
uh i am really
into gigantic
women so yes
but i know you're
just trying to make
fun of me
yes i was
okay
where
but uh
captain
where is she
at
by the piano
she's by the
by the piano
does she is she
playing the piano
i don't know
that's not good
for us we're
supposed to be
the band
i mean
that's fine
well like that's
how that's how we
get in with her
we pretend we're
like you know
it's like a it's
like a it's like a
it's like a mashup
you know we're
gonna join in
oh well squish
will we're gonna
hang you and me
we're gonna hang
out on the sides
but squish has
got to pretend
he's joining in
squish i better
you i hope
you know how
to at least play
chopsticks on the
uh on the piano
so so he grabbed
he grabbed the uh
the the radio
is the con to say
that yeah
i do not
i know there are
black keys and
some white keys
yeah well i could
see that
all right well
anyway she's by
the piano so if
you're gonna talk
to her you're
gonna have to go
over there
all right
over
you're welcome
he hung up
on me
i didn't even
say thank you
he he did say
over
okay yeah okay
so it was less
rude than it could
have been
correct
so technically
he didn't hang
up on me
over
i'm still
listening
over
now then i
hang up
all right so i i
walk over to by
the piano
and i rest my
arms on the top
of it and just
staring at whoever's
playing the piano
uh the poor guy
who's just kind of
playing it is like
kind of like looks
he's like playing but
he kind of keeps like
looking at you and
like slowly scooching
down the bench so
the music just gets a
little bit higher as
he's playing
and uh finally
he's like can you
have a request sir
can i help you
no
just i like to feel
the vibrations
all right
like yeah
i look around do i
see dawn
yeah so dawn's
there she's uh
kai has her back
to you so she you
know if you're
leaning against the
piano she's kind of
on the other side
uh she has a large
group of people
around her they're
all talking and
and uh you know
being polite
genuine um she
is by you very
clearly these are
like onlookers or
hangers on you
know someone who's
just she's the new
it thing in town so
they're all just
surrounding talking
to her
well i'd like to
walk up to her and
be like dawn
dawn from the
dawn's hammer
and she uh she
turns and kind of
gives you a grin
she's like nice to
meet you uh
no we've met
before
she kind of
squints she's
like you you
look familiar and
she's kind of
dancing
to the piano music
i start dancing
with her
be like yeah it
was on your ship
that one time
are you the
guys who blew
it up
no no no
no
i'm just kidding
yeah and she
gives you a big
slap on the
shoulder she's
like i never
really said thank
you for that i
mean i not the
blowing up my
ship that that
kind of sucks
um and she kind
of gets closer to
you so you guys
can talk a little
bit more privately
she goes yeah i
never said thank
you for that i
mean you know
without i mean
i'm sure you've
heard right i mean
this whole party's
for me but i'm
sure you've heard
we had a
little bit of
a little bit
of financial
success and we
wouldn't have
done it if we
hadn't gotten
a new upgraded
ship you know
they say the
insurance never
pays out but i
just don't find
that to be true
i did not hear
any of this tell
me more please
oh well uh
so you know i
collected insurance
on the ship as
you do once it
sinks um you
know and i got
an upgrade and
you know we
decided let's
spread out let's
have more
capital uh
the docks are
pretty pretty
full uh so we
went on an
excursion out to
the void sea and
uh we were
hunting a
leviathan well
catching leviathan
caviar uh if you
want i got a good
connection now um
but we were out
there and we just
one night caught
this treasure chest
um we picked it
up took it back
home uh opened the
thing up and it's
got it's got money
out there out
the wazoo it's
got all these
maps and artifacts
and all this all
this stuff um you
know and sorry
shut up
now you now you
anyway sorry
anyway then you
know we got this
anyway got a lot
of money uh made
a little bit of
news and uh yeah
we've been doing
great living living
really good now
that's really good
to hear are you
still into
rutabagas
don't don't
really need to to
worry about the
root vegetable
anymore i'm kind
of just in the uh
the caviar and
retirement business
fair fair fair fair
fair all right
well i mean was
it it was just
the treasure maps
and money
i mean there was
like necklaces and
rings i mean it
was just it's a
treasure man i mean
you don't explain
just a treasure
chest uh full of
pirate booty or
something like that
i don't know uh
can i see if she's
wearing the uh the
magoo fin
yes so you you
look at her i'm not
even gonna have you
roll for that she is
not she's not wearing
anything that may be
uh presumed to be the
magoo fin
hey you know i've
got a guy that can
help you like appraise
all of these these
treasures
i think we're good i
mean we really i mean
well he's really good
i don't want you to
miss out on any more
money to have more
parties like this this
is great i even got a
free drink out of it
so the thing is uh
kind of sold the uh
the contents
of the treasure
well i sold the whole
thing i didn't just
sell the contents but
i got a really really
good deal out of it
and uh helps pay all
some debts and um
i don't have it
anymore
you don't have the
whole chest
i i have money
okay come on
but i don't have
be honest with me you
kept at least one
thing out of there
you kept a necklace
or a ring or
something
come on
ask her about the
treasure map
the thing is is that
um
you ever hear of the
spirit wardens
of course you did
right
so the thing is we
got back to port
and tarnet and
piway they're really
great guys love them
a lot but they kind
of ran their mouth
off and uh these
people from the
government came and
they they took the
treasure and uh they
gave us a really
really really good
deal for a lot of
money i mean more
than we're ever
gonna need really
um and uh i i
don't i don't have
the treasure anymore
none of it
uh no no man just the
money i just have
money i mean what
what am i gonna do
with treasure like
right i can just go
down to a store and
like buy something with
doubloons or a
treasure map or a
necklace like
but i'm sure there
was a necklace in
there that would fit
your very very
beautiful shoulders
and neck
yeah beautiful
that depends
listen
you're a great
guy uh my uh
personal proletivities
don't include um
you but uh i think
you're a nice guy
it's really nice
seeing you again
and again thank you
for you know
everything that you
did we really we
really wouldn't have
done this without
you
well that's a little
disappointing
uh why
you said you hadn't
heard of the treasure
yet i haven't but
like i thought there
was i thought you
would have kept
something from it
something to show
off a little bit
i mean i i just
don't have anything
that i that i
kept i mean they
took it all to that
warehouse uh down in
the docks i didn't
really you know i
really have an option
they kind of
they kind of had a
warehouse down by the
docks
thank god i didn't
want to have to mop
the damn floor
let's get the
fucking hell out of
here
i don't want to say
at that point both of
us are yelling into
it let's get the
hell out of here
yeah like we're
grabbing hold of the
mic like oh my god
don's like is is
your pocket talking
no it's not
no that's just um
i have this
precious pants
carry on
is the rest of your
crew here
what no
i don't have a
crew
she she kind of
like takes goes
into the pocket and
pulls out the the
walkie-talkie and
she's not quite sure
what to do with it
she's like hello
you are ignore us
were you the other
guys that blew up my
ship
no
yes
are you talking
about
oh you better not
have done anything to
dawn's hammer
reforged i would have
been so upset if you
did
oh we've done
another insurance
payout
yeah hooray for
insurance
your friends let me
go say hi to the to
the other guys i
never got to thank
them either
oh no what do we do
what do we do what
do we do what do we
do what do we do
what do we do
just play cool
no i can't i can't
no no no no
just stand up straight
and uh you know
i go limp
no stand up straight
and thrust your hips
out
i'm just sitting
just way
like just way
dick forward
yeah we're like
look like we're like
just stretching now
at this point
yeah
just getting a good
stretching
yep don is tall
enough she can
kind of see over
the general crowd
and she just
sees you two like
sticking out like
that and she's
like
yeah
by the way
chuckles
what do you think
of my my yard
it's pretty good
right
yeah it's great
i don't know
what we're gonna
do i don't
um
you're gonna have
to take the lead
on this one
just to follow
my lead
all right
yard
uh don
follows
uh well
doesn't really
follow but
pushes her way
towards the back
uh where
uh you two are
and she waves
over and kind
of comes clomping
over to you
and she's like
i'm so glad i
could see you
guys again
it's been a
while
yard how have
you been
i thought you're
gonna be really
mad at us so
we've been hiding
yeah i mean we
blew up your ship
at all
yes allegedly
but also
really
well i mean it's
not really allegedly
i mean i was i
was there i saw
it a lot of
people were there
honey it was a
necessary action
honey what
who's
ma'am
she's like
i'm just kidding
yeah and she
kind of like
ruffles your head
a little bit
she picks up
your hat ruffles
your head puts
it back down
why do people
keep doing that
an onion falls
out
uh so what
are you guys
doing i do
you want to
stay for the
party i'm i'm
hosting it i see
you got some
uh drink tickets
oh we're on a
mission from
from a god
it's from a
person all
right you
wouldn't know
you wouldn't
know her
well so
drinks
yes absolutely
well it depends
what do people
drink here
i feel like
they're not
gonna have
anything i
like
they really
just drink a
lot of gin i
think
uh yes but
out of what
glass
so i'm
more
into
shoes
she kind
of looks
at you
she's like
me
uh i don't
think they have
any shoes
uh but do you
want to try a
different bar we
could go find
peeway and
and darn it we
guys could have
a little drinking
party hey
crew on crew
no i'll just
drink out of
your stupid
glass i don't
i don't really
want to see
tawny again
she turns
around kind of
yells though i
don't know if
squish you've
approached yet but
she kind of
yells over to
you squish you
want a drink
yeah captain
captain uh
this treasure
were there any
maps in there
of the yeah i
mean treasure
variety you
know as a
parent i take
special interest in
and and all
sorts of
booty
what are you
looking at when
you say booty
how creepy is
this i'm
definitely uh
you know i'm
definitely unfocused
okay all right
thank god
uh yeah there
are a couple
of treasure maps
there was uh
yeah there's some
treasure maps
and you told
my friend squish
i overheard
through the
our uh
walkie walkie
system you might
have heard of it
um that you
you you you
had your treasure
taken away from
you how ghastly
well you know
we we really
that was not
treasure we could
really handle but
i appreciate your
concern you know
um we uh
we got a good
deal for it i
think we got a
very far fair
market value for
what we provided
these maps these
maps were
where the how
many maps were
there was there
anyone in particular
i i really i think
i'm interested in the
treasure maps
if you know what i'm
saying that has
become clear
very clear i'm uh
i mean yeah
i didn't really look
at them for too
long i mean like i
said they there's a
warehouse down over in
the docks that they've
got everything kept
at um i think they
the spirit wardens
were looking over
the uh the the
stuff there um but
uh other than that
i mean i i kind of
just took the money
and run as they say
fair enough fair
enough and i turn to
the other two guys
we gotta get out of
here right now
take your drinks and
go can i roll a
perception check
sure i i see a
picture on this
chess board and
um i would like to
roll to see whether
or not i noticed
him okay i gotta use
the bathroom real
quick i'll be right
back you want to
take a drink break
i think it might be a
good time okay yeah
let's do it
unless you've always
come prepared
always with the
miller light i don't
always prepared with
miller light
letay
okay okay so i'll be
going to be a good
one of the things i'm
going to be a good
one of the things i'm
going to be a good
one of the things i'm
going to be a good
one of the things i'm going
to be a good one of the
things i'm going to be a good
one of the things i'm going to be a good
one of the things i drew on the floor i
don't know how to make it go away
here they are
yarr
yarr yarr
i don't wanna play
at the end of the last session i was
listening back and i was i was like man i
sound drunk and then i realized i was i was
pretending to be drunk
you did a really good job
i did pretty good also i was probably a
little drunk
because i've been getting very drunk during
these sessions recently
it helps the creativity
it does
and bill and the camaraderie
in a way
he does
actually it does nothing for it does
nothing for
productivity but it does everything for
camaraderie
which is basically productivity in a
sense when you're doing something like
you know team building
does your does your mic have a volume on
it
mine
yeah
it can probably go down a little bit
okay
better
yep
part of the talk is like it's only like like
like
what's it called
like 11 o'clock it's not really like
all the way turned up you know
so like halfway
a little less
okay
yeah you were over driving just a little bit
oh sorry
sounds better now
i made a good joke at work today
there was a guy
no
there's a guy fixing the steam kettle at work and it was missing the dial
so the dial goes one to ten
he's like yeah if you go all the way up to ten like it's like it's gonna boil like no other
like yeah but what if we go to 11
11
he's like he looked at me and said this is not spinal tap
oh
he got it
yeah
fantastic
this one goes to 11
11
i would pat him on the back because i don't think a lot of people would get that anymore
yeah
the youths
youths
all right
i kind of hope this
you don't see this guy and he finds you
not in character
huh
i kind of hope juckles like
fails the perception
and this guy sees him
oh well we'll see
we'll see what happens
what would you like me to roll
so i think it would probably be survey
okay
because you're looking around the room
um
you could do study too though if you want because you got a little bit better
percentage in that
all right
but i mean it's more of like you're kind of just like looking around it's more of a survey
i really don't remember how we left it off i think the captain was talking
yeah
so the captain and dawn were talking and then all of a sudden you see this guy from across the room that you think you recognize
okay so yeah while they were talking i wasn't really paying attention and i'm just looking at different faces in the crowd
so that would be study then i think
yeah that's i was trying to explain why i was using study
okay
okay yeah because it's like you're trying to like wait do i know that person you're doing more of an inspection
uh
partial success i rolled a four
uh
so you think you see someone you recognize uh in the corner but
as you're like kind of doing one of those
you're kind of obvious and so suddenly he
recognizes you
lock eyes
across the room
oh no
and what
points at you
and just you can't you can't hear him because it's too loud but you just hear him go
see him go
who
and i just i grabbed
marching over across the room
i grabbed the captain's shoulders i'm trying to hide behind him
but get underneath my frock
i'm not getting under your frock but i will get behind your frock
we gotta get out of here where's the
let's get to the back door i don't want to talk to this guy
it's gonna be super awkward
you punch that man in the nuts
we were not supposed to
you saw him too
yeah i saw him too
i mean i saw you lock eyes with him and
this is
not good
oh boy this is not good
let's
let's try to make our way to the back door
okay
we do not want to talk to a lot
or unless you want to talk to a lot
i'm surprised you can still walk
i just imagine that like the
it's always sunny in philadelphia episode
with the meerkats
oh i don't remember this one
oh
yeah so like they have the meerkat exhibit at the zoo
and like the game splits up but then they find each other at this
so they all raise their heads in the bubble
and like every time they see one
and they're all like looking around
and they're like all surprised that they see everybody in the group
yeah i have to do that one
sorry
okay
so you're just staring at each other kind of like popping your heads up
yeah we're we're slow slow walking back towards the door
yeah we're getting out of here
we gotta go to the
but i am hiding behind the captain and his red frock
yeah yeah
are you are you just talking to squish
or to chuckles and you're just trying to get out of the room
yeah yeah we're like like being real casual like you know
but like we're like hey yeah how's the weather going up
chuckles
so you're just ditching dawn
yeah we're ditching dawn
well dawn was i thought was talking to squish
right
the treasure map and now
no no no
and now you've started slowly walking towards the door
yeah no no
that's why i want to make sure
like like are you still talking to dawn are you done
no i'm done i'm done i uh i uh
i i i struggled well and went to the bathroom
and now as i've come back i've seen
character
a bathroom break was in character
yeah i i went to the bathroom i excuse myself
had to go to the bathroom exactly like i did like i gotta go bathroom bye
and i come back and i see uh chuckles and i see him like i'm wiping my hands i'm like
looking at chuckles looking at what he's looking at looking at chuckles looking at what he's looking at and realize
uh oh
and i run i throw the uh the the paper towel and start running towards him that's
scene continue
uh as you're backing away uh
squish you can intercept what are you just gonna
or are you just gonna kind of keep standing there are you gonna follow them or
i just need to i want to make sure i know where everyone's at
i'll intercept what
oh you saw him too
well i saw your guys's fear
as i was like slowly walking out
i watched you he was watching me
and then i looked over like
uh
as you reach uh
what he is just like absolutely angry
he turns and he looks at you and he goes
you
me
you were there that night
i'm
a lot of places
a lot of nights
this is
this is absolutely
and he kind of like tries to kind of shove you off
he's like i i remember you you were
you're at that party and
and that was the night everything
everything went wrong
i don't know what you're talking about
and he pushes you
pushes you aside and he goes for chuckles
i grab him
oh
okay
like a like a the back i got a scrub
yeah
and i go
what are you talking
what are you accusing me of
i'm not accusing you of anything but him and he turns around and he points
him
all i did was ask
i don't know who he is
i'm
my party the night of the auction i got he punched me in the notes so hard that i don't think i'm going to be able to have children that's the end of my line he didn't just blow up my house he blew up my legacy
he needs to pay
he did everyone a favor
oh
i will not stand for this and he uh he takes off his glove
and he's like i was saving this for him but i've got two gloves
and he smacks one against your face
i quick punch him in the face
okay
let's see how much damage you can do with that
do i have any in rec
no
this is not good
all right i'm gonna roll rec
is it rec or skirmish
it
oh
uh
well you got a partial success for rec do you want to roll for skirmish because i think he makes a good point
i got zero in both
oh so be the same roll
yeah
be the same
okay um well you uh you
definitely hit him
um he doesn't go down completely but uh in doing so you kind of capture the attention of everybody there
because as you punch him he kind of he screams out
and uh everyone kind of turns and they look to see where the scream comes from so now all eyes are on you squish
dude i got my mic back or my my my talkie talkie from dawn right
she gave it back to you
run
we start running
i say that into the microphone and
and
like
you say it loud enough
and the funny thing is
remind you
uh
chuckles has the microphone in his hand the entire time
every time i've talked i just grab his hand
and start talking
and do it
so i'm like grabbing chuckles like a child running away
that's okay
so you two
you two are in the back
so you're able to get a pretty good run
out into the uh
to the back of the uh
into the employee only entrance
uh squish you have all eyes on you
what do you want to do are you going to run
no
this motherfucker slapped me in the face
with his glove
that's a duel
so he has come back
he uh
kind of like wipes his uh
his nose
uh
he's gonna throw a punch
at you
um
how are you going to deflect that
you see him kind of wearing up
he's like
um
i'm just gonna duck
and throw an uppercut
right into his
non-existent nuts
no
oh
so we've established that
he's gonna turn into our antagonist
that nut punching is wreck
so you can
you can roll for wreck
to destroy his penis
how many nut punches have we done
did we really have to establish that
i mean it's been established
i think i have to hit him now
i think i'm gonna i'm gonna push myself to
okay
uh
i'll mark the stress in a second
but
yeah
this is such a bad idea
it's such a bad idea
no
you gotta punch him
uh
and instead you do
you kind of
the bar is a little
the floor is a little slippery
so you kind of just
slide instead
you miss him
and in the meantime
he's able to give you a good slap
across the face
uh
i'm not too stressed for that
oh no
i am almost
stressed out
uh
chuckles
captain
you guys still running
well i'm making my way to the door
and i feel like i'm dragging
chuckles
okay
yeah but
but i stop
i stop
and i'm putting up a little resistance
you pulling me out
and
and i just say
squish
he needs us
squished it ahead of himself
we need to get out of here
i'm not sure he can
he can't even hit a pair of nuts
if that man gets a hold of you
your nuts are going to be next
all right
you gotta get out of here
but then
but then i see
where's squishy's on the ground
he's on the ground
yeah he just got slapped
just
big old slap
and i turn
and i just yell out
i think you're looking for me
what turns
and he sees you
and he slowly just pulls off
his other glove
this one he doesn't slap at you
he just throws down
right in the middle
and he points at you
and he says
you came into my house
i trusted you
i trusted you as a gentleman
and you destroyed my livelihood
you destroyed my house
you destroyed my name
you destroyed my family
i deserve recompense
a duel
i will give you recompense
wait what's recompense
what kind of looks around
he's like
are you asking me
yeah
yes
i challenge
he's like not quite sure
what to make of that
and he goes
i challenge you
to a duel
right now
in front of all of these good people
then let's duel baby
pick your weapon
jungles jungles
we should just run
we need to just run
no
this asshole
is gonna get it
listen
no
we need to get out of here
we need to get to that warehouse
and get to that treasure map
and then we'll be all clear
all right
we just need to get out of here
yeah we could do that
we could do that too
we're right by the door
just right after
i take care of this
i don't know if i can agree with this but
no
we don't have
you have no other choice
i'm gonna duel this man
and i don't know what weapon i have even
you have the best
i you have
i like pull you aside like
you have the best weapon of all
you are the nut punching master
destroy this man like you did that day
just run and do it
and i turn you around and slap you in the butt and just kick you
i would like to do a flashback
uh i have an idea
and we we were it was you know in the junk barge we were floating around
um sort of
oh
garbarge
the garbarge
sorry what did i call it
garbarge
the junk barge
oh the junk barge
no no no no the
the garbarge
and it was me and squish
talking about
i guess we couldn't have been preparing for this
we didn't
did we really prepare for this
while we were
oh go
not for this but i had a different idea go ahead
oh we were just we were just talking about let's say the next score and and squish was like saying like okay well how what are you going to bring to the next one i was like i don't know like i i'm not sure probably these tinkers tools
and he's like why are you bringing tinkers tools you know we always blow up the building so you should bring some weapons i'm not really a weapons guy i don't really want to bring a weapon and squish is like no you need to bring a weapon and i'll be like okay fine i'll bring a weapon but what do i even bring and i think i think you should bring a gun
uh-huh
and i'm gonna show you how to aim it
i'm gonna show you shooting skills
i'd
i'd prefer not to shoot this man
you you tell okay so you tell me you want to bring a gun and i don't know if i am
the shooting type
uh
what else
you know
i say you take that boom boom sauce and use it to something
like make an explosive device like
like
on your glove
like one punch man
yeah
oh my god
like you have a glove that's coated in one hit in boom boom sauce
it's the only thing i know how to do is punch
well that you just
so you start
do you even have any in rec
uh
yes i have two rec
oh
but
but also
but also we we got you i'm gonna i'll take a stress for you to see it in this
if you pull out a
if you pull out a sauce
soaked
white glove
it's just
a
white glove
covered in just
like
orange
stains
like
orange sauce
but they're painted cool so it looks like flames
yeah
yeah but also we painted it so you know that it's supposed to look like flames
and it really just looks like leaky knuckles
and it's also fingerless
oh no
my bum's
my bum's glove
yeah
you're bum nut breakers
i just imagine this epic scene where you start walking up slowly you pull this glove and you put it on right in front of them
and it's
and you get ready
this hobo
this hobo fingerless glove
yeah
because this is this is what squish has has dreamed up for me because i was like i don't really want to shoot someone i think punch is more my thing and he's like he just shakes his head and sighs like
fine
all right
we're gonna we're gonna make this
we're
we're gonna put this
to your advantage
and we're gonna cover it in squishy boom boom sauce
i
it's an unfortunate name but i accept
it's a pretty cool name
all right
well here's the only glove i have
and i dip it in squishy boom boom sauce
all right
so
then
i mean like
this is going down
it's like a high school fight right
because he's just called me out for
uh
you know
a duel
and i take the squishy boom boom sauce glove
and i
i put it on
and i just look at him and i say
let's do this
fist to cuffs
fine
do you get one are you gonna go right for the shot
well i mean
i have
i have a visual of what i'm gonna do
okay i was just gonna say can we how can we give you our support like like our like our our spirit to you
how can you charge his gloves with your spirit energy
yeah exactly
uh so the way that the duel is gonna work uh is that you two because you always see you both know the rules of the duel um you uh stand back to back and then you walk you're gonna walk five paces you'll get to turn around and then go from there
okay i think you're gonna have to use your speed and just run
i mean that's what
i mean that's what yeah that's
so i i agree to these i'm somewhat confused by these rules that not in character but uh i i do i'm sort of going along
so uh you you turn you walk five paces you turn around you see that uh watt has also walked five paces and he's in like kind of like a like a little crouch kind of like can i cheat
oh absolutely how are you gonna cheat
well he tells me the rules which is take five paces and then turn around but i just take one pace and i spin around on one foot and i just give him just an uppercut in between his legs
up
so as he's turning around walking away you do one step turn and then just plonk him
yep just right in between his legs they're wrestling uppercut like nut shot
okay we'll see how your your wreck does uh in a second
uh squish and captain are you two gonna do anything to assist
oh i'm like lending my my mental energy like cheering
i can't i'm too stressed out
okay so
i'm just being slapped in the face by this dandy
i'm like really got you good
chuckles
chuckles is gonna go ahead and roll his wreck
you're gonna get a plus one for the captain captain you're gonna go ahead and take
one stress
mm-hmm
it's free bud
one stress
i just imagine i'm raising my hands up like at the end of dragon ball z
just lending my spirit energy
does that work
the whole bar is quiet
he's attuning the spirit energy you could
yeah
the whole bar is quiet everything is is
crazy and then we see this magnificent punch
yeah
well i dropped to my knees
maybe not magnificent
let's
let's see the role first
yeah at this point
we're
yeah at this point
we're
expecting a punch
and it's wreck
plus one
mm-hmm
oh no he's typing something
all right
you do it
you hit him
kablam
the whole crowd just
gasp
yeah but
but also
there's an explosion out of his pants
right
so like you hit it
there's a
his pants are a flame
there's smoke coming from his crotch
and he just goes down
he
crumples
like it's at a point in the movie where like they're singing we are the champions and like me and squish on the background just screaming yeah
yeah
like
and slow motion as his pants are just exploding with fire
and yeah
just little like little flames just keep bursting up now that even long after you've punched him just like
like
he's laying face down but there's still flames shooting on the side of his pants
yeah
oh no
well he did it
you did it
Watt goes down
the entire crowd is just
just aghast
waiters start running and grabbing water to pour onto Watt's pants to get out the flames
but he's not moving
he's not dead
but he's not moving
dawn is just like watching you in awe and she's kind of like
that was amazing
she starts laughing
she's like that was so cool
ah
and uh
are you
what are you three doing at this point
i
i want to reach into
like
let me guess
no
i kind of want to reach into
run over to where captain is
reach into his frock and pull out a bottle of whiskey and throw it at
at
at Watt laying on the ground
you better hope it's whiskey and not my fucking explosive ghost
i know i know where you keep your explosive ghost
you better roll for that
you throw a whiskey bottle at at what he is not moving um was there a what was the whiskey bottle for
to blow up and make it worse
like a molotov cocktail
i run up and i grab chuckles and i like the fireman foam over my shoulder and like let's get out of here and i start running to the crowd the crowd still going wild and like we're
i'm just sneaking around and i imagine you're putting up a fight but you know
uh yeah i'm just
i'm just
yes i am amped i am just like going like this
while you are carrying me
i don't even know you're carrying me
i think you're i think you're picking me up like i won the super bowl
yeah i like that i like that
you know like
like everyone's cheering you on but i'm slowly making your making my
yeah
i'm going to disneyland
it's the perfect disguise
and in front of everybody else
uh
so captain's leaving the bar
chuckles is leaving the bar
squishy leaving with them
yeah i'm following behind
all right
okay i want to do a hunt roll on that
that whiskey bottle throw
see if it
made things
it turns him into a burned victim
yes
he really wants to finish off this
poor guy
he was really nice to us honestly
was he
he slapped me in the face
yeah after you
after
after uh
juggles
destroyed his balls
and then his house
he ended his family line
yeah
you can't see
uh
you throw the bottle of whiskey
and uh
you do hear like a
like it like break
and then you hear
as like it kind of catches fire
and uh
all of a sudden like the bar kind of fills up with smoke
um
from
the other day
and uh
people kind of start rushing and pushing for the exit
so now there's a crowd of people trying to leave
and kind of pushing you out
and a lot of attention is going to be brought to the building
yeah we gotta run
we gotta make it to this warehouse
where the heat will be
down
well the heat will be down but the treasure will be high and
our joy will be nigh
maps are plenty
yeah
pirate booty if you will
alright
you uh
you all leave the bar
and you're standing in the alleyway
um
by the employee entrance
what is
what is um
dawn
doing?
uh
dawn
is
it's kind of leaving with the rest of the group
everyone's kind of filtering out of the exits at this point
because the smoke has built up
um
she sees you guys
the employee entrance
she kind of jogs up to you and she goes
that
that was one hell of a party
were you guys the entertainment the whole time
and didn't tell me
well you know i could have done it without cheating
yar
ah
this has been a great night
what are you guys up to
we're off to
we're off to the docks
to the warehouse district
don't tell her what we're doing
to the warehouse district
alright yes tell her what we're doing
hey
why don't you go get peewee and turnway
and meet us there
wait i don't remember
alright
do they like us
they like her
that's right
we did try to convince them to kill her
to jump her
but that was before we spent some time with her
this will give us some time to like go investigate the
and while she's gone we don't need her
you know
we don't need her around
so
i'm in here now
yep we
we got that score
we are gonna get so much heat
wait that wasn't
no
that wasn't even the score
no
i'm surprised we didn't blow up that place
i tried to
there's still time
i tried to too
alright well we got a nice
nice warehouse district
and as any kaiju fan knows
warehouse district
always survive the
you know
they never get destroyed
what is a kaiju
a monster
like godzilla
it's
typically when the power rangers fight monsters
it's always in the warehouse district
it's the kind of
that's the joke
oh
that sounds kind of
i just know kaijus from uh pacific rim
well yeah
but they're referencing
power rangers
go go
power rangers
you guys run
back to the docks
into the abandoned warehouse district
and
or
they're not really abandoned
but
there's one warehouse
you can see that has a lot of lights on
which is kind of strange
considering it's the middle of the day
you see some guards outside
and you see someone enter the building
they are wearing a very long
white cloak
and it looks like there's something covering their face
this is a spirit warden
this is the same person that arrived
after dawn's hammer at your junk fort
and released the ghost
the same group of people
they are in charge of ghostly dealings here
in doskvill
and uh
yeah
you're at the warehouse
so we gotta sneak in this place right
i say we uh
um
can we take a survey of you
and see if there's any like
exits that we can get into
like any obvious ones
yeah
can we roll like a uh
can you put us in the
the scene
oh i'm so sorry
also who's with us
is it just uh
the lady
dawn
well
so dawn went to run
and grab
uh
her crew
that is gonna take a few minutes
um
in the meantime
you guys are standing outside of the um
of the warehouse
i just put you in here
because i don't have an outside scene
um
so you're outside of the warehouse at this point
can we do a team survey role
yeah
how do i do that
you want to take the lead on that
uh
yeah we just
all three of us roll survey
and then we take the highest score
mm-hmm
all right
it's that easy
roll
yeah
well that didn't help
that didn't help
wait
do i have to roll
yeah
survey
survey says
i do have zero in survey
yeah
well apparently we're gonna
we're gonna fail
we got one
what is it
one two three three six
i told you
unfortunately which
with chuckles we do have to take the lowest of that one
it's pretty foggy
and so you can see that there are lights
um
coming from
the warehouse
but it's very hard to discern
where exactly
like what is coming from the warehouse
there's just a lot of lights on it
and it's very foggy
you're not able to tell shit
all right well
all right
we gotta break into this place then
i say we
try to find
a
a second level
okay
it's like there's like windows up there
that's what i wanted to survey it for
do you
do you kind of want to like sneak in and get closer to the building
yeah
yeah i'll prowl
yeah i can
i'm a good prowler
are you
yeah i got two prowl
so
prowl
i got uh i got no prowl
he's got no prowl
yeah i want to prowl up closer to the building
okay are you prowling or chuckles prowling
i'm not prowling
i can prowl
if this were some kind of prowling contest
is it
no
would it be
you get closer
you get closer to the building and you can kind of make out the features
um so there is a second floor
um with windows kind of evenly dispersed along the whole side
uh you peek through the window and you can
see that there's like a large main first floor
and there's a smaller top second floor
okay
can we break in through the window without being noticed
uh
i don't
yeah i mean
i don't have any in study but i want i kind of want to
survey
from the window
the second story window
how are you going to get up there
i will
i was trying to find a way up there
there are other warehouses
uh nearby so if you want to climb to the roof of one of the other warehouses
you would be able to see through the second window at that point
okay that's what i want to do
okay
do that
and then and then see
inside
and because
well i've got this ability i forgot about
which would have been nice in the club
called scout
where i get a plus one
oh
yeah
okay
yeah so go ahead and uh
so uh
squish climbs up to the
using his uh
cat like abilities
climbs up to the second floor of a
warehouse nearby that is very clearly dark and empty
and then he takes a peek inside
so go ahead and do survey and then your plus one
yep
four
uh
so you can see inside
um
you can't quite see who or what is there
um
but from what you can tell on the second floor
uh there's a staircase that leads up from the top floor
um
there seems to be like some sort of enclosed office or something
something that's a little bit closed off to the rest of the second floor
and then an open space
you can see things like bookshelves
boxes
it just seems like a general working space on the second floor
um
all right
well then i radioed a
to
to jumped in
because they share a comm apparently
hey
there's a where
or there's a office up there
there's some activity going on up there
that may be where the treasure's at
yar
how do we get in there
i assume there's a door
yar
so the second floor
door
no
to the building
i'm just telling you where it may or may not be
mostly may
all right
i guess that's
thanks for telling us about the easy part
i
i still suggest we just break the window and break in
can we blow it up
the window
all of it
except the treasure
okay
we got it
listen i i appreciate your enthusiasm
i'm running
right now
i know you're running high
you're on you're on the nut punch high
i understand that
i was there
earlier tonight
it's been a long
night
as you two are talking
i like to imagine that you're just moving the microphone back and forth from each other
so squish can hear us
like you're talking to each other but you only have one microphone to do it in
yeah exactly
um
all right so what are we gonna do guys
i i
you know my vote
what blow it up i know but we gotta save that
here's the thing i think we should save that for last
that's a great
that's a great grand finale
it's a great way to end the night is blowing a place up
let's get the
those guys with the the white robes and the masks
they're
are they human can we kill them
are they ghosts
yes
no
we can't kill them they're just like okay
but they're
they're people
wardens
yes
which means they have
they can attune pretty
i assume better than the captain which is
right now
from what i've seen a pretty low bar
but are there ghosts
wow hurtful
hurtful
yet
perhaps
true
you're a tuning skills
yes
prove me wrong
i mean i have uh my butler back with me and i have a boom boom ghost myself and i also have a fire demon i think i'm rolling pretty hot
we do have the boom boom demon
yeah well i we can't just waste them
he's right
he comes back after a dance it's fine
no that's a different that's a different demon
that's not the boom
no you can you said the boom boom demon
that's not the boom boom demon
you're talking about uh what's his name hotly
hotman
and he's right
no
i have
the explosion demon comes back
comes back
or the man kaboom
kaboom
is in a
is in a bottle i have one
he's my one
he's my one free explosion
and then i have a fire demon that comes from a fusion dance from dragon
i know but kaboom still comes back
kaboom
does come back
if you know the ritual to make him come back
exactly you guys don't know that
oh
that lady who does know the ritual into the sewer
so i'm not sure she's
she's gonna wanna
you know
do us any favors
also she left that on the uh
the boat to blow up if you guys didn't do what she wanted
oh i thought we put them in a
no we put them in a bottle
yeah she left them on the boat
we put them in a bottle
originally
and then you put them in the bottle
she's in the bottle
yeah well the bottle of the sewers
which we threw her into
all right so
all right all right all right
we gotta
we're getting distracted
we gotta get in this warehouse cause
you know that treasures i can feel it calling me
we gotta get in there
all right
i mean
all right
do you think maybe
you could throw me
into the windows
upstairs
i would love nothing better than to do just that
i know i'm riding high baby
i feel like nothing could go wrong
all right
yeah let's do it
what what what exactly is that action
uh
it's probably tinkering
finesse
oh i have one
on whose
on whose part
i mean i have one finesse too
i mean it's really both of us finessing
yeah i'm gonna say you're both gonna have to do this together
so how do we do that
just roll
each
each roll your finesse and
depending on what the score is we'll go from there
uh
can i
okay
it doesn't matter
captain got six
no because it's a different action
i mean he can throw me perfectly and then i blow it
no but if you also get a six then it's a critical success
but what if
well no but how do i
well no let me finish let me finish
i would like
can i stress myself to do more better
yes
all right well i i do that then
plus one
it's just one stress
yes
okay
i do that then
oh it's just one stress to
i thought it was two stress
i think it's
let's just say it's one if you took an extra stress go ahead and reduce your stress
okay
i did not take an extra stress
okay
no i took two earlier
oh well
captain
uh
you step into the captain's hands
and he
performs a
perfect cheerleading throw
just
throws you
straight up into the air
um
you manage to get through the window
uh
you do
make a noise when you
when you land
through the window
but you land without any issue
whoa
well
the captain did
did roll a success
it did turn out he
he was a cheerleader in college
yeah
did i see all of that happen
yes
yeah because you're across the street right in that
in the
you're in another warehouse that faces
faces the window they just threw
through him in
holy
shit
i did all that without talking to you squish
yeah
you just see them go over and just
what the hell are they doing
what the fuck
okay
wow
good job guys
i turn around and i lean out the window
i
didn't think that would work
i'll be honest i didn't think so either
you're a happy cabin boy
uh
chuckles you are through the window
now
there was a small noise when
you crashed through the window
so guards are coming up the stairs to investigate
there is one on the floor already
who's kind of
walking around
the other one is coming up the stairs
all right
i didn't think this far ahead
uh
so
i didn't either
in and out of character
didn't think this far ahead
well now i'm up here
and uh
i
stealth
uh
yes
roll for stealth
i don't know what that is but do it
prowl
you'd roll for prowl
yeah if you want to hide behind something
go ahead and prowl
uh
well i would like to make progress too
am i am
am i in an office
or am i like in a catwalk
so you were on the second floor open area
which is kind of like a
uh
just like an open workspace
there are bookshelves and
you know baskets in there
there are tables
there are things to hide behind
or to you know
hide yourself
but it is largely an open area
you are not in the office but you can see
directly ahead of you
is the office
the office is mostly walled off
but there is like a glass window you can see
and there are two spirit wardens in there
uh and you do see the treasure chest is in there
oh dear
uh can i saw
you did say there are baskets
can i
a basket like solid snake
yeah
does he just put a basket over his like
well
it's a
it's a cardboard box right
was that
was that metal gear solid
yeah
yeah solid snake
he puts it
he hides in a box
and it's like
and he hides in a box
yeah you can do that
uh
that'll be a prowl
hide in a basket
hiding it
well it's an upside down basket
yes
i always said you were a basket case
well then i'm gonna stress myself again
oof
okay
you're gonna take another stress
yeah i'm gonna try really really hard
he really wants us to work
we all want this to work
we're being honest
oh my god
critical success
do i just have free reign of the warehouse now
yeah so you're hiding in a
you're hiding in the basket and the two guards go up there and they just like
huh
they watch it move
but they still don't do anything
yeah
must be the wind
uh
so they're gonna continue on
the route
one of them is gonna stay up here with you
but he's not really
he's not looking for you
the other one is gonna patrol the rest of the staircase
he's kinda going up and down the stairs
alright
i'm looking through with my eyes through the hand holes in the basket
uh just so you know
okay
i
i just think it's uh important to imagine
and i am walking
timing
when the guard is looking at me
kinda like the booze in my
mario
uh
just
in the uh
when you get to get into the castle
yeah what
i can't think of what the
ocarina of time
they
he didn't cover himself but
you can see where they're
coming
yeah
and i
when he looks away then i keep moving
and when he then i stop
and when he looks away i go
beep beep beep beep beep beep
then he looks then
he looks at me and i stop
then he looks away
and i just keep scurrying closer and closer towards the office
okay
as you're doing that uh
what are the other two doing are you guys just watching
i uh
no
uh
so can i have those uh
ghost chains can i use those to climb
i don't think she heard me
i'm sorry what
i have those ghost chains can i use those to climb like a rope
those are more for like a tuning ghost to you but if you do want to like climb up the side of the
the warehouse you could
like
like like like a like spider-man
yeah like you could jump on like a ledge here or there or like a shed that's nearby and kind of like try to make your way up to the second floor
i would like to do that how do i do that
that's going to be another finesse
finesse
just regular old like
yeah
failure
i am not getting in this place
you uh
you tried to jump
to lift yourself up on the first shed and you kind of uh it's slippery and you fall
ah
and you uh you fall to the ground
ah
i'm gonna say you're gonna also take like a level one stress like sprained ankle
fuck
is that stress or harm
sorry harm
level one harm
okay
is there like a way that connects the two buildings that i that i'm on
the roofs are close enough that you could conceivably just kind of jump it
oh
but then you're gonna be on the roof
yes you would be on the roof
yeah
hmm
no i wanna i wanna sneak over i wanna try to sneak sneak over to that window that uh
juckles was launched into
yeah
uh
so you're gonna like
so you're gonna come back down the warehouse and then try to go back up basically the same thing that uh captain just tried doing
yeah
okay
that trawler finesse
that's gonna be finesse
oh
because you're not really hiding from anyone
true
okay
wow
uh you managed to uh
get your way up
into uh the window
where uh where treckles was
uh and you kind of poke your head through there and you just see this little basket
little basket scurrying
along the wall
it's slowly going
towards the office
captain what are you
what are you up to
i'm not sure what i should do to get into this place
um i'm at a loss
you could try to make a distraction to get the guards to run outside
oh okay
uh
i start whipping rocks at like everything like i'm just like grabbing i'm like just bending down whipping rocks like left and right like just start whipping rocks at everything i can hit you do you do have other if you want to throw rocks you can um i just want to make sure you want to throw rocks
um i just want to make sure you want to throw rocks
yes
flashback
oh yeah flashback
flashback
i kind of have a feeling that this is what captain's gonna come to
so
throwing rocks
yeah
you thought i was gonna come to
you know that he's he's prime for distraction right he's gonna be a distraction guy
yeah so i kind of want to like as we're walking to the warehouse
we're picking up these rocks like good sized ones
and covering them in the boom boom sauce the squishy boom boom sauce
i mean we've got it we might as well coat shit in it
i'm gonna
yeah i'm gonna say after this this is the last of the boom boom sauce i think it's pretty much between the glove and the rock
i mean not that it really helped me destroy his nuts but it did destroy his nuts
also i'm just whipping rocks i don't care
okay
i'm whipping rocks indiscriminately
all right
what are you frustrated about
so it's like the rocks like we barely covered them
they're like
they don't like
boom
but they're like
like a
a louder explosion
what are those things called the little
snap pops
yeah
no not pop rocks
you eat those
but that's what you have is basically pop rocks
yeah
so but like
like it makes a bigger
sound that it should
but it's not like a
okay
i throw rocks and they blow up
okay
distraction
initiate go
okay
so you're throwing these rocks
uh
do you think that's gonna be a wreck or finesse
like are you just causing chaos or are you trying to actually aim and hit something
uh
i'm gonna say it's a
chaos
wreck
all right
throw your wreck roll and throw your special rocks
plus one
partial success
it's a pretty little bar
so uh
yeah
you uh
you throw the rocks and uh
they don't hit anything explosive
but they do kind of like
make kind of like firework noises when they hit things like
pachoo pachoo pachoo pachoo pachoo
and it gets the attention of a few guards who run outside of the building
what are you gonna do captain when these guards run out
uh i'm gonna uh prowl
okay
uh
i'm i'm gonna try my prowl for the first time
let's see how i do
let's see if i do as good as chuckles did earlier with the basket
the basket
oh i know
they spot you
they spot you immediately trying to run for cover
oh
this isn't where i
this isn't where i pack my ship
and they point at you like hey what are you doing
just i'm just throwing rocks
vandalism
i love crime
well stop it
and they uh
they come over to uh
to kind of talk to you some more
oh okay
they're gonna approach you
um
i'm gonna try to sway them
okay
magic tricks
yeah when i say sway them i mean wreck them
okay
how are you gonna wreck them
um
boom boom sauce
no no no
you have rocks
i have rocks
yeah i'll throw the rest of the boom boom socks rocks
like they're all covered in the sauce
whip them at one of the like right in the
i don't know like right in front of them
like in your
like a smoke bomb
and you're like
it's more like that scene from
breaking bad in the first season
when he throws
and this is not meth
and he whips a tiny rock
but it's like a sack full of rocks
with boom boom socks
okay go ahead and throw your
your rack
your secret
your special rocks
it didn't go well
yes
slice
slice of rocks
uh
smoke just kind of go
right up in their faces
they start coughing
and like trying to
can't see
um
and the way is clear now into the first level of the warehouse
oh yeah i definitely dive into the first level like i'm like running like shaggy do
it wasn't me
okay
what
all right
you're uh you're in the warehouse
uh
chuckles you are in a basket creeping along to the office
squish you're by the window
captain you're in the front door
um
just to kind of also clarify um on the first floor captain there is an additional there's a guard and a spirit warden um walking around on the top floor there is a single guard and then there's a guard going up and down the stairs and where's the treasure at on the second floor
you're the office
is the track office of the first or second floor
first floor or i'm sorry second floor
okay i need to make my way to a stairwell then
so um how do i get there
uh you would have to cross the room um
guards might see you if you just start running for it um
i'm gonna try prowl again
okay
i'm sure i mean it failed last time but it's gotta fit work this time
that's how science works
nope
did not
science has failed me again
as you uh start i imagine you try to like creep across you know like do one of those creeping uh and when you turn uh the spirit warden and the guard just both look at you and they're like
what are you doing in here stop
and i just
i make a i just make a run for it
you're gonna try
try to outrun them and run to the uh the staircase guard who is uh also there's a guard on the staircase
yeah but i'm gonna whip my uh explosive jar at the one guy
oh you mean the uh
kaboom
kaboom yeah
kaboom takes five minutes
yeah
what can neelix do can he do anything can he help me out
sure
uh i'm gonna have him lift up like uh
uh like is there any anything he can grab to throw at them
like a barrel
there's like there's barrels and stuff around there
yeah let's throw a barrel like in donkey con
all right
uh go ahead and command neelix
let's see how well he does
all right
any modifiers for that
no
neelix kind of comes out and he's like yes sir
partial success
uh
he picks up the barrel and he kind of
chucks it
who do you want him to
i'm gonna say he hits the guard
uh he takes the guard out
but he does not take the spirit warden out
so it's you and the spirit warden on the first floor
um anyone want to jump in for a second before we keep going
i'm preoccupied with this basket
i feel like i'm on a really good track
i do well are
are you trying to like shuffle up the stairs now
i'm trying to go all the way with this basket
all the way to the
to the office
i'm gonna keep going until i am found i'm explicitly found
uh
squish what are you doing
uh
so
so i kind of set up like okay so i i like hide in this little corner here
and i i want to do a survey
with like the scout to see how many enemies there are
is that okay
yeah
okay
yeah go ahead
i'm gonna take plus one for my scout
mm-hmm
ability
that was not good
not good
uh
as you as you peek around the corner trying to see how many guards there are
you come face to face with a guard who is not expecting you to be there
he's like
and i go
ah
well because you're not expecting to see him
yeah
you kind of just both scare each other
uh
i guess i'm
and now you must fight
yeah i guess i'm gonna
now you must
do something new
okay
see how well your sharpshooting is
probably pretty good
yeah that's gonna be hunt
okay
very good
uh
you
kill him
um
and luckily
the spirit warns are too preoccupied with what the captain is doing downstairs to notice
um
but you do take that guard out
so there are just
this one
yeah
yep
the one that's on the second floor here
okay
all right
he's gone
oh
neutralized
but that shot rings out though right
yeah
i've been heard
um
since it's a success
i'm gonna say that the guard on the bottom floor didn't hear it but the two uh
spirit warns that you can see through the window both kind of turn and look to hear what the noise is but since it's dark they can't really quite see what's on the other side of the window
i thought it was really bright
oh you're right it is bright in there
so i'm just gonna say though they're not they hear the noise but they don't see you
I fire then immediately run around the corner
yeah
just like Zoidberg
and now Chuckles you are pretty
I'm assuming at this point you've gotten pretty close
to the door to the office
yes
I do see this blue coat
am I
I'm going to try
I'm going to try and walk by him
yeah so go ahead and see if your prowl works to get past him
because he is on the stairs
you're going to have to directly pass him
I'm not sure how to explain this
this is going to take a hell of a roll
it's a hell of a roll
as the guard is kind of out looking over
the warehouse
you just managed to scooch
past him
you're now
to the door of the warehouse
yeah I'm going in
is it open?
the door is locked
I'm going to say the door is open
yes but there are two spirit warnings
wait can it be locked?
yeah sure
I would like to tinker it
I do I want to tinker it through the hand holes
alright
yeah
the door is locked
alright well
doesn't matter
I'm a tinker
that should be a negative one
a negative one?
my hubris?
you're doing it
you're doing it through the
the eye
or the hand holes
of the basket
yeah I mean I follow
I'm doing it minus one
doesn't matter
I'm tinkering god
you got it
I'm a tinkering god
the door opens
and the spirit warns
look up as this door
just randomly opens
and one spirit guard
turns to the other
and he goes
the door flies open
and it's just this
tiny little basket
in the middle of the door frame
do you think this place is haunted?
one of them asks the other
uh captain
you
you still have a spirit warn
on your tail
I am making a run for it
okay
um
just run right by him
see
no time for you
yeah like I start running
towards the nearest door
my plan is guys
I'm gonna leave the
uh kaboom
and let him blow this place up
but only after we get our treasure
that's my
you know
we have to live up to our title
okay
so then we have
five minutes from when
you set kaboom
yeah and like I said
I haven't set him yet
but that's my plan
okay
and we know that
yeah we know that
because of a flashback
that I'm just gonna say
we had
okay
and a flashback
uh so
so you're
you're not
you have not left it yet
right you're just
no
no not yet
not yet
my plan is
I'm running
and if I can get
far enough away
from this guy
then I'm
uh kaboom
someplace like
on my run
okay
uh go ahead
and roll I guess
finesse
so you can kind of
try to out dodge him
as he's chasing you
all right
as to
yeah that's not gonna happen
uh you
you try to
run and dodge him
and he just grabs you
by the arm
and and pulls you back
uh you're gonna take
one
one stress
for that
one stress
oh goodness
all right
he pulls you up
and he's like
you shouldn't be in here
what are you doing
um can I punch him
in the face
can I nut punch him
yeah
I'm gonna nut punch him
instead
right run that
wreck roll
oh I failed
oh the nut punch
has failed
you go to punch him
in the nut
and he just kind of
catches your arm
instead and
throws you
uh into the corner
um you're gonna take
some fall damage
just general damage
let's do stress
uh I'm sorry
level one harm
um
you know
splinters
fall damage
all right
you know
splinters
um he is a spirit
warden though
so as he
uh once he
throws you
uh captain
because you can
attune naturally
you feel a very
dark presence
kind of like
solidifying
in front of you
uh the spirit
warden
since they are
in fact in charge
of spirits
can control them
uh and he is
uh he is
gathering a
pretty strong ghost
in front of him
oh god
uh can I do my
uh I'm guys
can I'm gonna have
to use the fusion
dance
I don't see any
other way out of
this
use use it
all right
can I do the
fusion dance
uh do the fusion
dance to summon
your fire demon
what do I
what do I roll
for that I don't
even remember
command
so so that you
know you already
know the ritual
so you can do
the ritual um but
yes it would be to
command him to do
it
all right command
and I'm just gonna
throw a regular
command I don't
think I have to I
have to it's already
adjusted right on
the should be
okay
yeah
partial success
uh uh you throw
you are able to
summon a hotman
who uh comes to
life as a like a
first as a spark
and then as a
as a general
flame uh and he
starts just tossing
fireballs all over
the place um and
he does hit uh he
does hit the spirit
warden uh he goes
down but he is also
lighting the rest of
the warehouse on fire
uh oh I might not
need to use kaboom
guys
all right so I make a
break for it to get
out of there I don't
want to bother with a
spirit warden I am
running from my
running
okay
towards the nearest
door to the to the
second floor
okay so you're gonna
run up the stairs
uh-huh
I don't know if you
see yourself running
um he's cutting
there is another guard
on the steps but
you're able to get to
the top of the steps
before he sees you
all right can I not
punch him
in one second
squish is you do you
want to contribute uh
to the to the guard
yeah I want to like
I hear all that
shit going on the
the guard turns his
attention towards the
towards the stairs
leading up to the
office and I I
peek I peek out and
I shoot him
okay go ahead and uh
see how your hunt
does
not good
you miss
um and uh
instead he turns
sees you and
starts running
towards you
like a bear
trying to make
yourself look big
uh so now um
chuckles uh squish
you are uh chuckles
you are in the doorway
in your basket um
captain you have come
up the stairs
uh-huh is the
guard gone then
that that guard is
gone now inside the
room you open the
room and it's an
office with a desk and
two chairs there are
two spirit wardens and
they look up from the
table um where they
have um some of the
maps you can see that
there are maps there's
a treasure chest there's
this big iron uh
treasure chest uh let
me throw that in the
chat um and then uh
you know some gold and
some jewelry laid out in
front of them they are
clearly looking at this
treasure chest
all right well um
can i throw the
bottle with the
kaboom guy in there
and like like start
this process and kind
of distract them
yeah so you uh you
pick up the bottle and
you just chuck it in
there um they are
spirit wardens so they
can sense that there is
an explosive demon
inside of there and
they just look at you
in horror and they're
just like what what
did you do that for
i would run
and they're kind of
charmed because you
know they're here to
this is their business
uh they've been
they've been sent to do
this uh and they're
just looking at you
going and they start to
pack up uh the treasure
no you leave the
treasure there
sir this is you're an
absolute maniac i just
leave the treasure and
get the fuck out of
here are you gonna try
and command them
yeah i'm gonna
definitely raise my
voice
okay
command
partial success so
one of them just takes
off
uh the other one
stops packing and
he's like he kind of
was like
no um and he is
gonna go and try to
take control of your
explosive kaboom demon
uh but before he does
that squish uh sorry
did you wanna i was
gonna say i look to my
basket and say juggles
do your thing
what's my thing
juggles tinker the shit
out of that guy
tinker not your
your thing's not
punching
listen i feel like we've
gone to that well
and it might be dry now
so uh and you just
blew my cover
no he's still busy just
being distracted i was
whispering
oh okay
juggles get up
he lifts up the basket
and the guy goes
oh
yeah i
i i
i i stand up and i
throw the basket off
of me and i say
oh i don't say
anything i just stand
there i'm like i'm
here now and i go for
the i go for the
treasure
uh all right before
you start fighting over
it squish uh you are
still face to face with
a guard
oh
um
shoot him
i yeah i yeah i'm
gonna
uh i'm gonna shoot
him
all right
you get him this
time
yeah
take that card
uh
inside there's not
too much a little
bit of money a little
bit of uh
no that was just a
joke i'm not going
through his pockets
oh okay
why would you not go
through his pockets
though
um the building
on the building is on
fire
still
i'm not gonna take
mostly
it's about to blow
up in about four
minutes
well squish might not
i don't know that
what she's he's right
i assume you hear
everything for the
the walkie walkie
no it's mostly off
oh okay
we got a conserved
battery
electricity runs on
ghosts
so
all right
i'm not i'm not
gonna use up a bunch
of ghost souls
fair enough
uh so what are we
doing
uh so as uh
back to the office
so there are no more
guards left in the
building
um but in the
office there's one
spirit warden and he's
holding up his hands
and he's like you don't
understand what a fine
this is do you even
know whose treasure this
is
no but i want it
it's it's the ghost
pirate's treasure
this could be the key
to solving the energy
crisis in duskfall
wait i thought we had
the ghost pirate on
our team
that's why i love my
fucking treasure
yeah i thought he was
the ghost pirate
that's what he's been
telling us
yar
so i dive towards the
treasure i start
diving for as fast as
possible i push past
you guys
and you throw me off
of it
yeah i throw you off
of it and start going
for the treasure chest
as possible
and uh start trying to
open it what's the guy
doing
uh well when you dive
towards him you scare
him and you and you
back he backs off um but
he's not about to let
this treasure go like he
said uh they think it's
the treasure to the ghost
pirate he wants it uh he
uh starts summoning his
own demon
oh my goodness i uh i i i've
already summoned the fire
demon is he gone is he
still
he's downstairs
and kaboom's causing fire
upstairs or is about he's
kaboom hasn't gone off yet
all right and where's neelix
at
neelix is is wherever you
need him
okay can he throw another
barrel
can he throw anything at this
guy can i use neelix for
anything
yeah what do you want to
you already use them though
oh i can only use them once
uh i'm gonna say you're
gonna have to roll for him
to command him to do it
again to do anything else
all right um
i don't know i uh i just
maybe can i can i tackle the
guy
instead
sure
go to skirmish him
the demon or the
the guy
is why he's trying to summon
the demon i just
oh that's a failure oh
that is critical or is there
a critical failure no i don't
think so but there should be
for that
you uh you go to dive across
the desk uh and he sidesteps
you and you just kind of hit
the wall
instead and and roll
um what's your what are your
harms up to at this point
i have a lot of harms i don't
know
you do have a lot of harm
um
you're gonna take level three
harm serious concussion
oh concussed
and i'm gonna say you're
gonna be
you're gonna be a little dizzy
for the rest of the of the
night you're gonna kind of be
a little not out of it but
you're you know
this is definitely not my
night
uh anything from you uh
from you chuckles
oh well i didn't like that
um but i'm not really sure
what to do
um so
i stand up and i yell at
the the warden
okay what are you yelling at
him
uh
what what are you doing
really screaming
yeah i'm just oh yeah i'm
just yelling incoherently at
him
uh so you're just gonna
scream at him uh squish you
hear screaming coming from the
office
uh i'm imagining it's rather
like a high pitch like
um squish is gonna like
he's gonna sit
where like he has like a
perfect line of sight from
like the end the exit of
the the office
okay
and then
i kind of hope
um
dawn comes in
soon
to rescue our ass
destiny point
okay this is this is what
dawn does or not what
dawn does what squish does
squish walks over to this
like door over here and
like opens it
not to leave
squish leaves
that happened once
one and a half times
and uh
you know what i'm gonna do
a flashback again
uh
okay
to
um
me me talking to dawn
and p way and
tur
turn it
like all right
i'm going to unlock
this door
up here
when that door
is unlocked
and i push it open
a little bit
you guys rush in
okay
so that's what i do
is
or flash forward
is
after i
kill that
after i kill that
guard i run towards
that that door
and i kind of like
push it open
to let
p way
turn it
and
dawn
in
i think i lost my turn
it uh
we'll just put a double
p way
i don't know why they'd be
on our side we tried to
convince them to kill the
captain
we got
when you push the door
open uh
dawn still in her uh
in her kind of
dress from earlier
uh rushes in
she's got her hammer
on her uh
p way and turn it
are there and they're
not there for you
they're there for dawn
uh and she kind of is
like we're here
we made it
and then she sees the
buildings on fire
and she's like
this looks familiar
yeah
they need you up in the
office
uh and they just come
in screaming
ah you know
like running in there
dawn's got her hammer
uh and she kind of
swings it as she
comes in
uh and she goes
that's our treasure
and uh the
tarnet and p way
yell back
um and now there are
five people in this
room uh against
this one guard
who has magical
powers
he does have magical
powers so he is going
to continue uh
summoning his demon
if someone would like
to tell dawn and
them what to do
uh they will likely
do it for you
that sounds more
like uh
juggles
tell him what to
do
tell him what to
do tell him what's
going on
oh i see
i just uh
i don't really know
what to tell him
what to do but uh
you know he's gonna
uh conjure
uh spirit
as can be mean
to us
i would prefer that
not to happen
but i do that
all through
i i don't stop my
high-pitched squealing
and i try to convey
that message through
uh hand signals
uh very hurried hand
signals
all right so
so dawn's watching
you just kind of
flail your arms
about and she
goes got it
uh and the three
of them
oh shit
just go and
she just takes
her hammer
and just swings
and knocks the
legs out from
underneath the uh
the spirit warden
uh completely
cripples his
kneecaps he goes
down uh
and then holds
up her armor
and everyone
cheers
you know
tarnin p wear
just cheering
around they're
really not doing
much oh no my
high-pitched squealing
has turned into a
triumphant yell
uh still high-pitched
but then triumphant
squeal a triumphant
squeal and then i
point over at uh
the captain who is
completely dazed and
he is seeing little
birdies flying around
his head and uh
uh also squealing
for someone to help
no i mean maybe
maybe
what are you doing
captain so the
spear warden goes
down his ghost
does not appear
oh i'm making my
way for that
treasure chest again
i'm just kind of
gobbling it up
yeah i'm like i'm
like like like
drunk walking
towards my like
like eat that
treasure chest
like i like it's
like i'm like like
like drunk and
falling over and
i'm like well i'm
concussed so it's
kind of all
explanatory but i
am like about to
dive for it
uh so you dive
towards uh the
treasure chest and
uh on the table
like i said there's
a number of things
there's some coins
um there is uh the
necklace that we've
been talking about and
you recognize the
necklace right away
it is a uh it
doesn't seem like
it's full of power
but it is made out of
little tiny teeth
uh well i'm
standing on the
table too and
uh i as the
captain is grabbing
the the treasure
i reach over the
captain and uh
pick and swipe the
necklace
all right you've got
that captain are you
taking the uh the
treasure maps
yeah i'm going right
for those
uh so on the
treasure map it
does say uh
uh captain clyde's
you parked here
uh and you hold
it up so everyone
can see and it's
just a map of the
void sea with like
these dotted lines
and then a big x
kind of right in the
middle
lads my ship
the kahuna wave
the what
the kahuna wave
i think it's my ship
i found the map that
can get me there
oh okay well leave
this treasure and
uh my instincts
were always on
point i knew
treasure maps would
get me somewhere
uh yes
so so so pick up
you guys are gonna
or we're gonna pick
up the maps
the jewelry
yeah and then uh i
tell that the other
three people is like
oh well we didn't
tell you uh that i
was trying to convey
through a series of
hurried hand signals
was that uh there's
an explosion about to
happen and we need to
get the fuck out of
here
i'm just gonna tell
them that the rest of
it's errors
yeah you can have
that i don't i don't
really care
i'm just waving the
map at people
like as i
yes yes we know
about the map
i'm like i'm like
clicking my feet
like in the in air
let's get going
so so you guys are
are are leaving
squish what are you
gonna leave as well
oh yeah i'm already
out of there oh
wow what a surprise
squish has already
left as soon as i
let the uh dawn and
the crew in you i
know i know everyone
else has it so i i
i left the
the warehouse
well as you guys
uh leave uh the
uh p way turn it and
captain are right
behind you they've
managed to grab the
chest they filled it
up with some of the
gold and they're kind
of carrying it between
them uh but the six
of you all escape
through the front door
and as you're running
down the street uh you
hear an explosion and
the building just goes
uh everything shakes
and the building
goes up in flames
uh and uh dawn turns
around she's like i
swear this has
happened before
not when you were
there sweetheart
oh she has a few
other people uh stick
their heads out from
from doors and
windows and they're
like oh not again
dude we have we
keep going we keep
going things it's
getting bigger
guard barge boys
aren't at it again
yeah i think it
might catch up to us
someday probably but
not today
we're gonna find
my ship and we're
gonna we're gonna
we're gonna be a
little crew
i don't know about
all that
so you got it uh
you you guys head
back to the gar
barge and uh
that's where we're
gonna end it tonight
Thank you.