*music*
I didn't realize this newspaper was delivered by Seasles.
*music*
Yeah, you know, birds. They come from land.
*music*
Wait, is one of these supposed to be Andy?
I assume the devil.
Oh, but you're red.
Oh, it's in black and white.
But you should still be red.
Like a little girl's...
What, is it Sin City?
No, like a little girl's jacket in Schindler's List.
It's basically the same thing.
There's a lot of death.
Alright.
in a final act of arson activity the garbage gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from
docksfall seeking treasures and hints to their past but before they could leave entirely they
faced baz and men in canoes rather anticlimatically baz was brought down with a bullet to the head
his only weakness proving that crime doesn't pay and bullets could penetrate the skull
the crew did surprisingly well for being a bunch of inexperienced layabouts
which one are you more upset about they managed to inexperienced lay of all the layabouts i mean
i i don't know about you played solitaire listen if anybody was laid about it was you
have you ever been on a boat is boring as shit they managed to create drinkable water useful
since they didn't pack any they created a fishing pole useful since they also didn't pack any food
they checked the ship for repairs and navigated through open waters they entertained themselves
with solitaire and bird watching necessary actions one person entertained themselves with solitaire and
bird watching their first stop was last hooray the the devil's parrot we weren't how were we supposed
to know that it was a devil's paradise while gathering supplies and by supplies i mean eating as many
blooming onions they could handle they realized the diamonds were the demons were cannibals and quickly
made their retreat back to the barge i am realizing that for the first time a good thing we get the paper
out here on the open sea so now what with water but no food their options are limited the sea is a
dangerous place wait a second so we got we got water well i just realized that the demons were cannibals
and i didn't i don't think they're not necessarily cannibals i mean if they're just going to eat you
i mean you're human so it's not really cannibals i mean unless they ain't squish that's true that'd be
pretty cool and that's all that's only half cannibal really right can't it be half a cannibal
i'm not going back to find out
okay so i feel like we ordered two blooming onions to go so we did have some food uh you're right you
have two blooming onions in your pocket no we do not why because remember you got on the boat went to
give it to uh tawny and they turned to ash through the syndicated so all we got is the water we kept
the water which we could make for free i had to make it yeah i know but we made it
how did we make it again reverse osmosis yeah that's it
close enough i guess
pretty sure you just burned off this didn't you just make it like a purifier
and you just kind of purified it kind of yeah i think i just i set up a thing to boil and then
caught it the condensation yeah pasteurization i'm pretty sure that's not pasteurization it's
basically no milk no you don't need milk that happened in moby dick for sure though that is that's
exactly how they get the water it's really easy two different sticks going off of each other
two different sticks yeah who's got a stick and tiger's got a stick going on right now no i think
boo's just telling us what happened in moby dick
it was pasteurized whale milk it was on right before we started playing like brandon and i were
watching it while we ate dinner and uh i i've never seen it i learned a lot about whale hunting
but i mean we were listening to your messages and one of them said all right now give the captain a
slap and right as that happened captain ahab showed up yeah
yeah give what was it captain daddy or daddy captain yeah
well anyway uh welcome back you guys are uh on the open sea you're slowly pulling away from
from last hurrah and uh i think the reality of the situation is set in on you because you have water
water but no food and four men and a monkey on board
oh well we could like that we could eat tawny
we could eat tawny might be a little tough right because he's built like a brick shithouse
right but we don't need to eat as much as we need to drink
and we'll be able to drink amen brother cheers
uh how much booze does captain have left oh it's an inordinate amount
i mean you gotta remember i knew his leg was hollow you gotta remember this was my his shack was our home
for a long time i haven't come up there's plenty places to hide things mostly i wanted to find some last
time just look in the garbage piles i'm sure i laid one out somewhere i mean that's like saying look in the
house that's not helpful it's all garbage
yes
uh as you guys uh drift on the uh the open shore uh the waves when you were in last hurrah things were relatively
peaceful the water was calm the sun was shining um but as you guys kind of go further and further out to open sea
um it's starting to get a little bit darker waves are getting a little bit rougher things are getting a little bit choppier
um so for your next destination
wherever that is have you guys decided where you're going
where's the map again it's on the it's in the chat
it's in the chat let me uh i can send you another one though here let me do that real quick
oh here it is so i think we should avoid the avoid at all costs i think that's what that is a misnomer
i think we should go there i think we might find something very cost like effective
all right here's the thing you had you know a hand in drawing this map now you said you had a cartographer
which i'm not sure whether to believe but he was under your employ i take it
yes maybe was he your slave no he was no no no yeah he was my cartographer uh you know but i never
actually got to see the map so i'm not really clear i got you know where i parked this thing that's why
it's on the map so we don't know why or who wrote avoid at all costs maybe it's like an old viking trick
you know like greenland and iceland yeah i mean i'm sure there's gotta be something there
i'm sure there's our death there i sure i mean i mean i don't know don't you want to live
yes that's why i am avoided at all costs at all costs let's send tawny he's a strong swimmer i think
we can send him out on a paddle if we go i think he said he could not swim well i would just crack off
a piece of the barge and send him to uh you know the trash can lid that's the only way we got off this
part tawny hears you guys talking and he just kind of like slarley starts like going back into the
shack like just kind of walking back like homer simpson in the bush yeah oh okay well i guess
we're not doing that uh yeah i don't know man
okay i wanted i wanted to do a flashback except i'm not sure if it would be a flashback it could just be
one of our like down times on the boat in coming up so please yeah if you want to do a flashback i mean
you guys have had a few days at sea so if you've done something and you want to bring it up you definitely
okay uh i would like to uh role play um you know there there was a night where you know i couldn't
quite sleep and like i got up and captain is just steering the boat he's like he's like brooding in
the night and steering the boat and it's like four in in the morning and he is just having a whale of a
time just steering the boat and we're just going straight we're not even going anywhere
and uh we start we start talking
yar
uh yeah don't you sleep
oh i sleep
i take it in two hour increments
like leonardo da vinci
who
well
yeah
you're just
he's a learned man
yeah i don't really know who he is either
this is hobo i met once leonardo da vinci
da vinci
yes he was
italian
so uh
well since i got you here i've been meaning to talk to you about something
oh god no i wear socks not briefs
well that's not true i've seen you get dressed and undressed
and you're not wearing anything under that red fox
you don't know that for sure
i don't i think there's
nothing separating you me from
you
but a little bit of pantaloons
is this what you wanted to talk about really
no
no but you brought it up
uh no i was going to talk to you about this whole uh
camo boy business
um
you know
maybe don't
call me that anymore
makes me sound like
your sex slave
which
you know i don't
want to do that
i never thought of it like that
how about cabin man
but i
i would
no it's not so much the boy
i could take boy
it's just when you say cabin
it makes it sound like i live in
in your cabin
which is
you know where the
the sex happens
i i presume
how about
how about since
you're my number one man
i'll call you number one
i i'm your number one man
it's a
term of endearment that you see in
such shows like star trek
don't you already have a star trek reference on you
oh i'm sure
where
in your bottles
if what
if that's how you feel my lad
of course
you'll always be
what even is a cabin boy
cabin boy is a term of endearment
it's uh somebody who's
always helps around uh the
and makes sure the ships all ship shape
it's uh
it's
it's typically for you know
uh people who are sort of new to the business
but they're learning fast
i did not know it meant sex slave
i have been away at sea for a long time
and i also have lost my memory
and uh
well you know
teenagers these days
i can't keep up
well
i shall call you chuckles
well that is
that's my name
yeah
i'm not sure
i want to be on a boat
but i'm not sure i want to go back either
well
i don't know where we're going
but
i say we find out
that's wise
well let's go together
i mean i got nothing
i was viciously
well never mind
i i just
you and just
you and squish
that rapscallion
you guys are
well
i look at you very fondly
not in a gay way
no
nothing wrong with that
no nothing wrong with that
although the sea is a lonely place
and
i really
disappointed
the only person
that really
loved me back at home
and i'm not sure that
i can
i can fix that
i mean
also part of it is
your fault
but
i
feel alive
and i don't want to go back to school
well
um
join me on my mission to get the ship
and
we'll find new adventures
but we can get off the ship sometimes right
oh yes yes yes
here's the thing
the world is very big
duskfall is a very small part of it
if we want to get anywhere in this world
we're going to need transportation
i don't know
and not on garbage
i don't know that we know that this is a big place
what does that even mean
it's a world
is it
i
i mean
yes
we assume
i've sailed the seas
i've been from
i've been all around
it's a big place
it looks like there's only four islands
there's just one
continents
what
oh
they're continents
they're not islands
yeah they're continents
are you froze
no
no you're still there
okay
all right
that's a pretty big world
i don't know
listen
i know i'm obsessive about this ship
it's just i'm trying to get back onto the back in the back
get my groove back
and uh
it seems like a pretty worthy goal to do
um
when we get the ship
we'll go wherever we need to go
wherever
fate will take us
tell me
dear captain
what's the ship like
oh
there's
it's very
it's a fine ship
uh
it's got
it's got red trim
red trimmings
it has a red frock
is what you're saying
it's a red ship
basically
um
and uh
it's got
a very nice
very nice
uh
below deck area
uh
from what i remember
is there a hot tub
my god
no but we've never had a tinkerer before
you think you could tinker us a hot tub
hell yeah i could tinker us a hot tub
oh my god
i say we tinker a hot tub my lad
although
we are gonna have to
enslave a ghost
to power it
i mean
or hotman
although we let him loose
and uh
i'm not
i'm sure that's all worked out
just fine
oh
well once he
he probably will tire himself out
i'm sure
i mean
he had a pretty good time
i cut it
i told him to cut loose
it's been a while for that poor
that poor demon
does he come back
how does that work
i don't really know
well
i guess we just have to try the fusion dance again
and see what happens
i i know when i dance
he comes back
it's a
it's a delicate day
it's a delicate business
this uh
ghost pirate stuff
i
it's all coming back to me
i think
do you think
your
your boat will
sail to lockport
yes
i've always wanted to go to lockport
sorry
out of character
i just
i got stumped there
because i forgot that there was a lockport
oh
you thought it was gonna be like space jam
and we would enter into real life
i just was like
wait did this game just get real
yes let's go to lockport
i've been
i've never been there before
i've been all over the dagger isles
i think
but i've been all
but i've never been to lockport
let's
let's check it out
in a hot tub
on a boat
and
and i told squish
he could open up a fine diner in there
or a franchise
as you're telling me this story
you look over to me
and i'm sitting in my chair
and i'm just going
sitting in your what
oh he just broke off
i'm just sleeping like a happy baby
so tiger you broke off there
did that was it was that just me
or did it
oh
that was just you
oh yeah he broke off for me
and you go
i'm just sitting there
and that's where he walked off
and then all of a sudden
you're just making the snoring noises
oh yeah i was sleeping
you put me right back to sleep
which is really why we were talking
well um
i take off my frock coat
and lay it on you
and
oh my god
oh he's naked now
oh no
he's hanging long
it's 4 a.m
all right
i'm taking an air shower
it's what ben franklin would do
another made up person
ben franklin would take an air bath
yeah him and
look it up
devonci
they would
do air baths
benjamin franklin and leonardo devonci
old uncle frank they called him
they're good friends out on the streets
well as you
are you done
yeah that was
that was that
i can't wait to do a lockport
i hope it looks just like our lockport
i'm not
i hope not
oh what a surprise
what a surprise
sarn slash squish
wants the opposite of what everyone else wants
well
that was a beautiful touching moment
but where are you sailing to
what direction are we going
are you guys going
um i'm going northwards
uh
northwards
i mean
yeah
towards teacher rose
uh i'm trying to
also
in that little flashback
captain admitted he has no idea where he's going
there's no record of that
you caught
i mean
i have
i'm following a map
i don't remember where i parked my car
why do you think i'm so funny
you literally said i don't know where i'm going
that's why i'm following a map
all right
we don't have gps in dustball
but then we're not even in dustball anymore
or whatever this world
what is this world called bridget
does it have a shape of a name
blades
the world of blades
uh
so as you're traveling uh
north again
you know the uh
the skies are starting to get
quite a bit darker
the wind starts picking up
the boat
is starting to rock
a little bit more
now you guys don't have a lot of uh
supplies to start with
and things are
you know
a little
not uncomfortable yet
but you are a little
little worrisome
uh
especially
uh
as night falls
one night
and you guys feel a bump
on the boat
hurry up
throw the fishing line in
anyone else feel that
he was a biggin
what time is it
am i asleep on the wheel
you're terrified
yeah
bumps on the boat
i don't know much about boats
i'm
i'm but a lowly cabin man
that could have been tawny
falling over for all we know
no i'm still here
ah
another mouth
get back in your garbage
that's like saying get back in the house
it's all garbage
we back on this
all right so
uh
maybe someone should
what is it
survey the
noise
yeah
survey
wish
wants to put his head down the
the poop hole
and take a look around
i don't think you want to do that
it's into the open ocean
let's just say
let's just say we've all
ate nothing but
you know blooming onions in the last 24 hours
maybe you don't want to stick your head in there
i'm sure it's gone by now
oh i don't know i've been here all day
yeah and for some reason
juckles has your coat and you're naked
i don't know what the hell happened
yeah we were shitting
all right
stick your head in there
you weren't there
tonight
all right
i would like to look at the hole before i shove my head into it
see if it's clear
no you can't
that's not what you said
uh
yeah if you want to survey the
the hole to see if it's clear
i mean
yeah
i hope you fail this roll
personal success
uh you look at the hole
and you don't see anything
like
suspicious about it
it doesn't look dangerous
um but the water around you
and around the hole
is uh
a little choppier
now
it's like
not moving
like with the regular ocean
it looks like something
has moved past
and underneath the boat
oh okay
well then i'm gonna stick my head in and look
all right
i jump in the hole
okay
no not me
i was doing
i was doing the impression of andy
oh
you keep doing that
you're gonna get us in trouble
it's canon now
all right
let's
let's survey this uh
are you gonna survey the hole
yeah
all right
there's gotta be a better way to say that though
yeah
i'll take a 15 year old dark boy
is what you said
last week
yes
i don't think you can say anything worse than that
brin is gonna be so mad
you uh
you stick your head underneath
uh
down in the hole
now luckily as a demon
your eyes are immediately burned
uh
by the salt water
um
but just in the distance
just past the boat
a very very large
dark object
has just
disappeared
into the depths
oh
i pick up my head
and go
oh boy
there's uh
i think we're in trouble
boys
why
there's a large
shadowy object
that is
circled
that is
well i think it's circling us
no i'm sure it's
yeah
wasn't an attractive fish
was it what
an attractive fish
you know
it was a mermaid
um
i mean i'm not really into that
but
it wasn't
no
an ugly fish
or
whatever
it may or may not have been
and as you say that
uh
you guys feel another bump
a little bit more
violent this time
and you're actually
a little unsteady
on your feet now
oh
uh
raise the sails
hoist the masses
man
donnie
start rolling
everyone get your oars out
battle stations
code red
at the
at the word
code red
donnie
uh
tawny and
uh
dd both come out
they take an oar
on either side
uh
and they do start paddling
what do the rest of you do
i've got at the wheel
and i'm like
just like
i can't see very far
because there's a bunch of garbage
in my way
but i'm like
like trying to look over it
like
you know
holding on to the wheel
that we've got
oh boy
yeah
it's
exciting
i'm tossing garbage overboard
just trying to
clear the way
that's fine
we might not have a tawny
much longer
i'm making sure the water's tied up
and maybe taking a sip of the
the holy water
oh yeah i forgot that's your alcohol
but it's life-saving as well
life-saving water
as you run around
as you
no
as you run around
to try to make these
uh
final preparations
you hear kind of a low
groaning sound
and it seems to be
coming from
all around you
and
specifically
right in front of you
but it's just this
kind of low
inhumane
groan
that just sends shivers
up your spine
uh
as you hear it
because you are
the only boat
are you sure that
was that anyone's stomach
we did eat a lot of onions
i'm sure
it's nothing
yeah
probably nothing
tony did you just fart
ha ha
and he's paddling
really hard
uh
dd is uh
kind of looking around
she's sniffing
she's uh
she kind of like
she's getting agitated
and she stands up
and she's like
she kind of starts
like screeching
and like hollering
a little bit
like you know
whining
you know
trying to get
your guys' attention
and she starts
pointing
out in the sea
what is it
what is it boy
what is it
is it a fish
you see someone
falling down the well
you see a little
fishy out there
someone throw out
the fishing
fishing rod
i'm sure we'll
catch something
this is look
monkeys good luck
i grabbed the fishing
rod and i cast out
over the front
of the boat
uh
once you cast
things seem to
settle down
ah yes
we got him
the
the sea starts
to settle
ah yes
we got him
this is
great
can i look around
for anything
long and sharp
harpoonish like
sure
okay
who needs to
harpoon it
i'm gonna catch
it on this
just carve off
the end
of uh
the uh
no we need
the ores
oh yeah
you're right
probably
otherwise tawny's
not gonna have
anything to do
he's gonna be
useless
he's useless
anyway
hey
you're not doing
good in your
internship tawny
you're not
paying your dues
we're still
evaluating you
you're still
on probation
i don't think
this is very fair
why did he even
come out here
this is stupid
because
squish
intimidated you
and i think we
shot you
yeah
and i'm still
healing
also you and i
we went out for
drugs man
we had a moment
yes we're drug
brothers
drug brothers
yeah but i wasn't
being mean to you
i was just saying
you're on probation
also i'm you know
i feel like this
fishing thing is
working
uh and when you
say that you say
this fishing thing
oh squish i'm
sorry you're gonna
look for a harpoon
correct
i would
uh he just
froze for me
anyone else
same here
he said he
would
he would
what
he unfroze
what does he
want to do
oh i would
like or any
sharp uh
lawn item
that could be
used as like
a spear
okay
yeah if you
if you want to
roll and see
what you can
find
uh what is
that
well if you're
just looking for
one i suppose it
would be like a
survey of survey
roll um
yeah
survey okay
uh in the uh
one of the
garbage piles
you say
kind of just
like the
left over
like a long
timber piece
that's just
been kind of
scored
along the
edges
it's pretty
jagged
uh but it
is it
seems strong
it's sturdy
uh so you
pick it up
and you find
it
i'm gonna
stand like
leonitis
in 300
uh while you
guys are
standing there
um
dd turns
around
uh at the
back of the
boat and
just gives
out a blood
curdling
scream
it's okay
we've got it
under control
oh no
oh boy
oh no
not good
i don't think
that he took
the bait
guys
or maybe
they did
what the
hell is that
when you turn
around
you see a
leviathan
this is a
giant uh
not quite
serpent not
quite whale
creature um
it is easily
big enough to
just swamp
your boat
and just
completely
send the
whole thing
underwater
it is big
and it is
angry and
it is staring
at you
i'm in the
i'm i'm at
i'm at the
wheel so i
can't see
behind the
boat and i
just imagine
you guys are
kind of like
all like
what's going
on is it
big can
we eat it
uh
as you guys
are screaming
the screaming
uh this
thing lets
out a
loud
menacing
roar
uh that
shakes the
entire
garbage
uh it
starts to
kind of
swamp a
little it
kind of
goes deep
dips into
the water
and takes
on a little
bit of
water
um but
you don't
sink or
anything
uh but
things have
gotten very
unsteady
what the hell
was that
captain
i'm gonna
throw my
tube by
or my
jagged piece
of wood
into its
mouth
don't
piss it
off
go for it
go for that
i would
hunt right
you're gonna
try to
kill that
thing
i don't think
it's gonna
work but
yeah
i would
also like to
advise
uh the
captain to
a tune
to what
anything
we are in
dire straits
man
maybe it's
a ghost
maybe it's
park ghost
maybe it's
being driven
by a ghost
it seems
like the
time for my
captaining
skills and
not my
ghost
skills if
you want
my personal
honest
professional
we are on
a raft
and we're
about to be
eaten by a
dragon there's
nothing we
could do this
is an
unpowered
craft
you're
powerless
do you
remember what
a
leviathan
is
yes so
leviathans
are the
things that
dawn's
hammer
hunts
and kills
in their
much larger
ships
oh
we took
down the
dawn's
hammer we
can take
down a
leviathan
it's not
the transitive
property here
man that's
not how this
works
you know for
someone who
can't read
you know a
lot about
things
it's a
thing that
you do
from
science
tinkering
I mean
he's got
you there
oh sorry
go ahead
can I
attune
real quick
of course
I guess
we didn't
we did not
get a
resolution to
andy's role
do we
I don't know
which one we
want to do
first
yeah so
you uh
you toss
the uh
you throw
the uh
the spear
uh and it
lands and
you manage
to hit
uh the
leviathan
in the
mouth uh
and it
it screams
uh it's
definitely
hurt it
and it's
painful
um but
it's not
down by
any means
garbage
yes if
you do
throw uh
splinters
essentially into
its mouth it
does not
make it
comfortable
uh so
you hit it
it's
irritated and
it starts
kind of
thrashing its
head around
uh which
also kind of
makes the
boat very
unsteady
at this
point
hey guys
i think
it's allergic
to wood
it hates
wood
it hates
wood
get the
oars ready
boys
hey this
whole barge
is made
of wood
we need
to start
rowing
don't throw
the oars
off the
ship
we are not
gonna outrun
this
i don't know
man
we're screwed
let's pack
it in
yeah that's
it let's
give up
let's let
it eat
us
all right
start playing
the violin
we'll go
down like
the ship
the titanic
this just
starts to
lay down
on the
boat
who does
squish
oh
squish
and i
i small
spoon into
your fetal
position
oh okay
because you're
better than me
okay so what's
the creature
doing
uh right
now it's
mad uh it
just got a
giant uh
splinter in
its mouth
uh it's
uh yeah
i got an
idea
can i call
neelix to
use him to
distract the
fish while we
try to get
away
wait i thought
you want to
do a tune
i did but
now i'm
reconsidering
okay
because i
haven't done
it yet
neelix isn't
that a star
trek reference
yes you do
oh that's a
star trek
reference you
were referencing
yeah
yeah go
ahead and
uh command
neelix
do i any
uh any
modifiers
well you have
your eye patch
right
uh yes
so yeah that
would give you
the uh that
extra
one die
yeah extra
die yeah so
it'd be your
command which is
two plus one
what's he do
gonna he's gonna
boil it tea
isn't he a
butler
that's not right
right
no why did
you only throw
one
i threw what
my command
said
uh for
the roll
command
but you
have two
it should be
at least
two
okay so i
should i put
down two
die
well it's
two plus
one you
should have
three die
that you
do total
like it's
two normally
and then
another plus
one for
your eye
patch
see why did
it only send
two i tried
doing three
are you
injured
no i mean
a little bit
i think but
you're concussed
you have metal
shock you have
stress from fail
jump and you
have bruised
ribs
you're very
hurt
i'm very
hurt
oh if any of
those cause
you to have
oh mental
shock is
actually minus
one d
oh that's
probably what's
happening then
yeah this was
me trying to
roll that
uh anyway
okay we'll
take the the
four or five
uh because
that's what
you got a
five either
way uh
yeah so uh
neelix is able
to come out
uh he's like
he he looks
at the at
the leviathan
and then he
looks at you
and in a
very ungentlemanly
way unbutler
way he goes
what do you
want me to
do
can't hear
you
quick scare
it
no you just
yelled it
so it it
cut you
out
quick scare
it
uh he like
looks around
and uh
okay
uh
try to lead
it away from
us let it
bite at you
i mean he
can't hurt
you right
just get
it away
turn into a
fish or
something delicious
or perhaps a
female with
the leviathan
and then try
to kiss it
i don't think
ghosts can do
that
uh neelix kind
of closes his
eyes and
his essence
kind of like
shimmers for
a second
then it
disappears
and in the
water next
to leviathan
you see uh
another leviathan
kind of appear
but this one's
like very
cartoonish
like it's it's
very clearly
like trying to
be a lady
leviathan
it's got like
you know big
lips and like
the eye shadow
and it's like
you
and it starts
calling your
attention and
the leviathan's
attention is
turned to that
but as he
uh as he
turns his
body is so
big that he
that he actually
like makes the
water in the
boat even worse
so he's
distracted at
this point but
things are going
to be in a
more desperate
situation at this
point because you
have now on very
unsteady ground
oh no he made
it worse neelix
you screwed us
again
hey captain
yarr
you still got
that lion
yes
name i can't
remember his
name
turns out
greg
paul
hey paul
paul the lion
and he's in
the frock still
the frock that
uh chuckles is
now wearing
oh
leviathan
have any
weaknesses
he's like
well
i mean
they're big and
scary um
that's not a
weakness
are they
ticklish
well yeah
uh no they're
not ticklish but
uh you know
they their
stomachs are
pretty bare
the underbelly
all right boys
we're getting
eaten
look quick
look delicious
from the inside
or the outside
that's well
probably the
inside too but
definitely the
outside
do you know
how they hunt
leviathan
no
well neither do
i but that
would have been
good to know
oh my god
we should have
prepared
if only
i could
read
i wish
their weakness
was clay
lions that
spoke
and you
might have
been some
use
aim for
its stomach
thank you
all right
you're welcome
where's your
gun
oh yeah i got
a gun
but the water
is pretty
choppy i'm
not sure if
i'm gonna get
a good shot
again
what
again he
forgot he
had a gun
it's like
when i forgot
we had
sails
well we
didn't have
sails until
that moment
no you guys
used the carpet
for it
she's right
i feel that
i'll hold up
under
scoop
all right
can i see
if maybe
like
the stomach
is
out
yeah
uh
it's kind
of
so in
the water
it's upright
but it is
very like
it's kind
of a cylindrical
like a seal
you know
so it's
it has a
stomach that's
very visible
you just have
to flip it
to see it
i'm not gonna
make you study
that it's a
big big seal
all right
hey captain
yeah i'm
holding on
for dear life
tell me
he likes to
go
to the
back side
of the
leviathan
he's not
gonna like
that
he's a
ghost
command him
all right
i roll
command
uh what
should i
roll since
my command
is gonna
be
just roll
no more
command
uh well
it's gonna
be desperate
all the
rolls from
here on
on are
gonna be
desperate
wait but
it did
roll it
rolled it
correctly
because
it did
roll it
correctly
since you
have a
level two
it's a
minus one
d
so we
four
yeah
uh neelix
hears what
you said
and he
kind of
like gives
you one
of these
like
and it uh
he zips
away for a
second
uh disappears
and then when
he reappears
he's again
this female
leviathan
uh on the
back side
of behind
i'm assuming
is what
you meant
right behind
yeah
the leviathan
and he uh
he does
one of those
like you
sort of uh
little tail
wags
and uh the
leviathan
turns his
his head
and he
starts making
this sort
of big
u-turn
as he goes
around the
other way
um but
he uh
he so
he's now
heading in
the opposite
direction
uh you
know if
your boat
was here
he was
heading this
way now
he's heading
back this
way
so i still
can't see
his stomach
no
his stomach
is in the
water
we need to
get his
stomach exposed
boys
he's not
ticklish
no he's
not but
we still
need to
get it
exposed
what do
you want
to do
i don't
know
um
maybe he's
a ghost
attuned to
him
put him
in a
bottle
do we
have any
caviar
so what's
it doing
is it
following
neelix
right now
yeah it's
kind of
heading towards
neelix you
can kind of
see his
body moving
in the
water uh
you know it's
kind of like a
it's a very
large but very
serpentine kind
of body that's
just like
heading towards
the uh
heading towards
neelix who is
looking at you
in sheer panic
as this giant
leviathan comes
towards him and
he is dressed
as a lady
leviathan
that's fine he's
nothing but a
tool how close
are we to
the island
that says
avoided at all
costs are we
close to that
you see something
in the distance
a piece of
land can we
can we dash
towards it
sure by dash
do you mean
just command
tawny and
dd to work
harder
perhaps whip
them well
however you'd
want to do it
if you want to
like start
finessing some
of these sails
if you want to
command those
two to paddle
harder i think
those are all
good ideas
raise the sails
who are you
talking to
bring me a
whiskey sour
all right yeah
i'm gonna start
working on the
sails because i
feel like that's a
what do you call
it a tinkering
type thing
sure and i'll
command the
boys
you don't say
all right who
wants to go
first
you can go
first
well what
did i
uh squish
decide
squish is
laying on the
floor in a
fetal position i
think
no he was he
was trying to
set up aim but
he didn't get
lucky there was
no stomach to
shoot
no i think we
should go towards
the island
but uh what
action can you do
to help us get
there
why do you
shoot the fish
um well i'm i'm
pretty good with
finesse so i can
see like the
break into like
the waves and
where his tail
might be able to
come up so i
know like which
way to point
the boat
so you're
navigating us
yes
all right so
are you driving
no i'm just
standing in the
front
like scouting
so you're back
seat driving is
what you're telling
us oh i'm
front boat
driving
front boat
good i mean i
do have piles of
garbage to look
to be a look
a look a look
around so i
don't think
no i threw
those out of
the way
no there's a
lot of garbage
on this boat
you did throw a
lot out of the
way but there's
a lot i mean
how much garbage
is left
bridget
oh no i hope
she's not rolling
that means
oh no
a lot
oh no
no
okay
well i mean
yeah but you
oh yeah i'm
sorry i was just
clicked on you
that was my
fault
okay i was
trying to see
how many uh
how much survey
you had or
whatever you
had okay so
uh squish is at
the front of the
boat he's
commanding it
uh captain is
actually steering it
and he's shouting
commands to
everybody chuckles
is gonna try
uh you're
tinkering the uh
the sails uh
let's do let's
do some rolls
see how well you
do okay chuckles
how well are you
doing with those
sails really really
well we don't even
have to roll i'm
climbing up and
down the mast just
pulling sails in
every which direction
and uh the captain
is yelling at me
how to do sails
because i don't
really know and he
doesn't really know
how to tell someone
else how to do it
but uh we're doing
good chemistry
what
that's what we'll
say is i don't
know it's not that
i don't know what
i'm doing i'm just
bad at communicating
it's true you kind
of know it in your
bones but you don't
really know why or
how and you don't
like quite remember
it on a conscious
level oh we're
doing desperate
i mean it is a
bunch of rope
so much as you're
as you're going up
and down the sails i
imagine you just
have this like little
like thread
thread and like
needle and you're
just like patching
holes and tightening
robes and scurrying
up and down like
just a little squirrel
in a tree
yep just uh
oh shit
i'm gonna go
yeah i'm i'm
upside down sometimes
yeah
squirts look at
that he's upside
down
that's insane
captain
whoa
wow
look at that
red car
captain how is uh
how's your command
going how are tawny
and dd doing
uh hold on
uh risky
desperate
uh desperate yeah
oh it's bad
they are not
listening to any
of my commands
at all
tawny and dd
are just in a
straight panic
and it's kind of
unfortunate because
they're not making
the boat steer
very straight
because like
one of them
will paddle
and then like
look back
and the other
one will paddle
they're not
paddling in
unison
uh they're not
doing very well
uh tawny is
just like
dd's screaming
uh her little
monkey heart
out tawny is
just like
completely blanched
um and at one
point there's a
really big wave
and uh tawny
kind of hits the
deck really hard
uh and you
don't you can
hear like a
crunch uh
something in
tawny's arm
has broken
oh god we just
got him fixed
up
all right we
gotta shoot
him
uh tawny's
like
he's like
i think i
broke something
i can't i
can't paddle
here someone
take my
paddle
he just like
lifts it
completely ignore
him
and now he
starts swimming
and now he
starts steering
in circles
because we
only have a
monkey to
roll for us
uh squish how
are you doing
navigating um
i'm gonna do
like a finesse
to kind of like
find out where
like the waves
are up and
down and
and trying to
like be able to
point the
the clearest
path
oh boy
so you guys
are just kind
of going in
circles now
at this point
because like
you're trying to
steer uh
one arm is
broken so you
guys so
dd is just
trying her
hardest paddling
but she is
losing her
little monkey
mind um
and she
actually you
guys end up
actually turning
the boat
completely all
the way around
just to see
uh in the
distance the
leviathan has
come up to
neelix and
realizing neelix is
incorporeal um
is very angry and
has turned his
attention back to
you so the
island is behind
you and the
leviathan's in
front of you
oh dear not
only is he
presumably angry
he's also
uncontrollably
horny
he's been
cockteased
perhaps this
has backfired
maybe we'll go
fashion reverse
uh why don't we
why don't we
throw one of
the bottles of
water at him
or the barrels
of water see
if that he'll
bite at that
he lives in
water
i mean it's a
distraction he'll
like bite at
it you know
how how far do
you think we
can throw a
bottle of water
a bottle i'd
be not a
bottle a barrel
of water
let's abandon
ship just
toss it off the
back bow
if we abandon
ship we got to
jump into the
hole that's the
only way we're
getting out of
here and you
don't want to do
that make a swim
for it
all right i'll
start fine you
big babies i'll
start rowing
the only one who
successfully did
anything is gonna
go row i fix
all the fucking
sails
good for you
now we're sailing
right into the
maw
no no that
was because of
tawny's broken
arm
well yeah i
didn't point in
the right direction
either
yeah you're right
we should feed
him to the
leviathan
we that's not a
bad option
it's a really
good option
actually
don't
i think it's a
bad option
don't feed the
intern into
you don't have a
vote yet you're
still on probation
this is what
interns are for
i'm sorry we are
drug brothers but
that stops when
i'm in the least
bit inconvenienced
i'm not i'm not
doing that
oh boy
well i can't
really make you do
anything you've
made me realize
all right i'm
rolling
that's character
to go
backwards or
towards
not towards the
leviathan towards
the island we're
gonna go to the
island we're going
to the closest
island
going towards
the birds see
the birds
no the
leviathan ate
them all
no boy
he didn't even
mean to
yeah he probably
he just did on
accident like
sometimes when you
swallow a bug
uh yeah so go
ahead and throw
uh roll for uh
your finesse to
see how well you
roll uh
backwards
roll for
row
i probably don't
have any finesse
i'm very one
excited character
hey
uh you start
gaining some
speed uh and
you guys are at
least going in the
right direction uh
towards the the
island backwards
um but you can
still see the
leviathan uh
approaching you
so you're heading
the right direction
leviathan is still
there and he sees
his meal starting
to get away
i didn't even
know he ate
garbage guard
barges
all right um
can i summon the
fire demon
yeah you have to
do your fusion
dance
but i gotta have
someone hold the
wheel who was who's
not doing anything
right now
i'm not doing
anything right now
you should be you
should be rowing
right now or
tawny
make tawny do it
dd's rowing
okay
somebody get over
here and row
i have to dance
tawny use your
good arm to
navigate
right
or to steer
squish
so tawny you
still stand there
do nothing
grab the wheel
with his one arm
is trying to fight
this wheel that's
getting more and
more erratic as the
waves are getting
worse and worse
no no no no i
ain't dancing with a
one-armed guy he is
injured squish you
grab this wheel right
now while i dance
gotta aim up for a
shot
we don't have a
shot i need to
bear that's what the
fire demon is for
were you gonna tell
anyone that
the guy is a shit
brick house
i thought the fire
demon was for fire
he is for fire
i assume it's gonna
be a good
distraction
and hopefully
the fire demon will
fly right up and
that'll make the
leviathan chase him
so let me get this
right you think that
we're gonna bring out
this fire demon and
then the leviathan
is gonna flip over
on its back and
expose his great big
belly to you
yes
all right fire him
up
what's your plan
keep rowing
yes that is
because no one else
is rowing
the ape is
good job dd by the
way we need two
rowers i'm rowing
all right uh let's uh
bring out your fire
party him and uh bring
out hotman
oh i can't hear you
you're hey i'm
dancing and i'm doing
my dance i'm following
i'm going back and
forth and uh you know
who's holding the wheel
though that's why i need
tawny tawny's got the
wheel he's doing pretty
good for one on me um
yeah how's my dance
doing does it look good
does it look good no
it looks incredibly off
balance but to be fair
it never really looked
good no i think the idea
that like the waves are
so bad that maybe it
actually kind of helps
because it makes your
natural like ungracefulness
look a little bit better
more rhythmic with the
sea rhythmic all over
anyway so the water
corrects that i assume
yes uh so the uh so hotman
appears uh out of nowhere
and he's like hey what's up
what's going on how was that
dock burning
it was a blast man i had a
great time i can't tell you
well the last time i blew
something up was at that
warehouse but after before
that you know you guys are
real fun i just gotta say
things are constantly blowing
up and then he turns and he
sees the uh he sees that
you're on open water and he's
like whoa not so great
with water i know uh we
need you to distract that
fire that uh that the big
old liar leviathan back
there with uh some fire so
uh the my demon fellow
friend can uh shoot him in
the stomach you think you
can uh uh you know shoot a
little fireball
just just straight at him
no no no no no fly straight
up above him and fire fireball
down
can hotman fly
well he's incorporeal so i
suppose he could
oh okay i didn't know he was
incorporeal
all right i mean he's a demon
he's a ghosty demon thing
i imagine him like uh
johnny storm
yeah
he's yeah he's just basically
on flames he's just a man on
flames
well distract him
shoot him with fire
do whatever he had to do
like
like the fire princess from
adventure time
oh flame princess
yeah
are you are you telling him
to come are you commanding
him
yes
roll that command
you might want to push
yourself on this one
if you can
how do i do that
you'll take an additional
stress
and then you get plus one
so for your case because
yeah you'll get plus one
stress
if anyone wants to help too
you can also okay
i'm rowing
fuck
yeah
no
that wasn't good
no
um
as you uh
as you tell him to
to command himself
he kind of like
shoots himself upward
with this really cool
rocket maneuver
um
but as soon as he gets
above the water
the leviathan splashes
his tail
and
puts the
puts the fireman out
hotman out
he just gets wet
and he's just
he's gone
hold on
i gotta dance again
bring him back
this is eternal
hell
um
all right
all i guess i'm just
gonna try to
shoot the leviathan
in the
eyeball
okay
and
i'm gonna use hunt
and sharpshooter
okay
uh
you
shoot him
in the eyeball
and you get it
right in him
and he screams
you just
this like
you know
like loud
frying
screaming
noise
uh
but when he
when he finally
he thrashes his head
around and
when you look back
one of his eyes
is out
you can no longer
see it
um
and he's
having a little
he's kind of
doing one of
these where
you suddenly
realize maybe
he can't see
you super well
with one eye
in the dark
yes
let's keep
rowing
paddle
d
paddle
we're paddling
wait
then i stop
paddling
and i say
i've got
i've got an idea
tell me while
you're paddling
no
that's too
important
i am gonna
punch him in
the nuts
and i dive
into the
water
oh
god
i pick up
the paddle
and i start
rowing
he's too
young
squish
go get
him
no
i need
to do
this
i've
ever heard
of
tony
hold the
wheel
i'm like
trying to
i'm
jumping
i'm
like
i'm
not
jumping
in
the
water
but i'm
like
fishing
with my
arm
no
come back
this is
awful
wait
can i say
that he
grabbed my
foot
yeah
all right
he grabs
my foot
who does
uh
the captain
i didn't
get very
far
i'm not
a strong
swimmer
and he
pulls me
out by
by the
ankles
by the
ankle
literally
like
achilles
mother
pulling him
out of
the river
right
are you
mad
i
no
i'm
sacrificing
myself
put me
down
i don't
no
you can't
do that
we're not
gonna let you
go like
that right
squish
right
but
everyone has
a mother
and if
they do
then that
means
that he
has nuts
and i
can punch
him
we don't
even know
if this
is a
male or
female
i mean
he was
attracted
well i
guess
you're
right
for you
i didn't
think this
through
you did
not
all right
you can
put me
down now
i'm done
sacrificing
this entire
time just
like you
can't do
that boy
you can't
not punch
a lot
of the
fire
then
we don't
know that
to be
true
so while
we were
doing this
how is
uh how
is tawny
doing with
the wheels
he i
mean i'm
assuming he's
not passing
out or
anything
from the
pain of
his arm
being broken
no no but
he is
struggling
uh and
you are
like again
you are
paddling
backwards
uh towards
the island
it's getting
closer and
closer in
view though
great
excellent
um someone
should help
him steer
then if
he's having
trouble
perhaps the
captain of
the boat
you know
that's me
right right
you correct
and i turn
around and
like like
like scooby
do my
way back
there
you know
exactly
you know
okay so
uh you're
you're at
the wheel
are you
trying to
finesse your
way through
the uh
through the
uh
sea
finesse or
wreck my
way through
it
okay you
could do
wreck too
no i'm
just kidding
old
finesse that
sounds better
uh risky
desperate
right
yeah
oh
your sailing
skills
take over
i'm doing
so good
i'm the
captain
wow
and uh
you guys
start to uh
you kind of
you know
pick up speed
you start to
hit the current
and you're
starting to
pull away
from the
leviathan
um and he
notices he
can see he
he kind of
catches his
one big eye
on you
and he sees
you pulling
away he
kind of dives
into the
water
he has
disappeared
uh but
he is you
can see the
ripples of the
wave as he
is approaching
you
wait who's
approaching
i'm gonna get
out and push
the leviathan
he's gone
underneath the
water now
and he's
disappeared
uh neelix
is uh
has not
been no
longer been
able to get
his attention
so he's
poof the
lady leviathan
disappears and
reappears at
the captain's
side
neelix
what do we
do
i
i'm
have you
looked around
is there
anything on
board you
could shoot
him with
harpoon him
with anything
i think
he was the
only harpoon
right
and all it
did was piss
him off
great idea
neelix
hey
he's a pretty
good butler
yes
and he kind
of goes
he sniffs
he's like
if i'm not
needed sirs
i will go
no you stay
you stay
and you suffer
with us while
we deal with
this shit
hey paul
yeah
how do
leviathans
feel
feel about
onions
don't think
they've ever
encountered
one
do you
any chance
it's fatal
i wouldn't
know i
probably not
considering they're
largely uh
carnivorous creatures
they probably have a
pretty good gut
biome
but you know
you could try
it
i thought you
had all the
answers in the
universe
to the things
i already know
i'll speak
honestly
you don't know
much do you
no
get back in the
frock
all right
wait so captain
is naked this
whole time
no no no
he took the
frock back
oh that was
that was
overnight
okay okay
all right
squish would
like to grab
the barrel of
holy water
okay and head
towards where
like the you
can you can see
the ripples of
the water
coming by
and he wants
to stand on
like the edge
of the boat
with it above
his head
hoping that he
doesn't come up
exactly on the
boat but like
just short
so hopefully
like he comes
up like just
short and he
can throw it
into the mouth
i'll take over
his spot rowing
okay yeah
uh yeah
do you
all right so
the leviathan
you can see him
underneath he
starts to uh
you can see that
one kind of eye
kind of glow
underneath the
uh the water
and he starts
to raise his
head um just
beyond the
boat
in front or
behind
uh he's chasing
you
okay so by
behind it's
actually the
front
yes of the
boat because
you are moving
you're still
moving backwards
oh perfect
then yeah i'm
gonna stand right
on the the
front of it
and just wait
for it
and i see the
eye coming up
and you clonk
him in the
head i just
want to
with the
no no no
like i i
assume he's
gonna come up
with his
mouth and i
want to throw
the barrel
into his
mouth okay
yeah so he
comes up to
come take a
bite just
open by you
just see his
mouth with
this like splinter
of wood that
you chucked in
there which was
a large beam
for you guys but
just looks like a
tiny splinter in
his mouth like a
little toothpick and
you just see this
like open and
it's just this
noxious sort
of smell is
released as
this leviathan is
literally breathing
and getting ready
to take a bite
of the garbage
and throw the
barrel into his
mouth wait we're
on the garbage
yeah yes he's
trying to eat
you
uh yeah so you
toss the holy
water uh into
his mouth
he's not
refreshed
are you uh
what's the rule
you're gonna use
for that
i mean i would
like it to be
hunt because i'm
good at hunt
but okay so it's
like a tactical
throw like you're
just trying to like
trying to hit him
square in the mouth
okay yeah
yeah
uh you you hit him
in the mouth and
he kind of like
almost gags for a
second like he's
just ate something
that he's just like
you ever just eat
like too big of a
bite of sandwich you
can't quite chew
he's just like
and for a second
he you can see his
like one eye kind
of like wide open
and he panics uh
but he starts to
press down on the
barrel and it's
starting to uh to
pop and release the
liquid inside
and do i see if
that does any
damage to him
uh he's definitely
more frustrated at
this point and he
stopped his pursuit
because he's basically
kind of choking on
this thing
okay all right that's
something
well we only have
three more pieces
how many more
barrels do we got
just keep throwing
chucking those bad
boys
well we also have a
shit ton of garbage
so while he's doing
that can can we have
toddy throw everything
he can into the mouth
he's got one arm
start cleaning the
house and that arm
is pretty strong
shit pretty fast
uh tawny starts uh
starts picking up
garbage and kind of
just like softballing
the stuff just like
you know pitching
garbage uh inside
uh the leviathan's
open maw uh it
doesn't seem to
affect anything but
if anyone wants to
like command him to
do something specific
otherwise he's just
chucking garbage in
there like boots and
license plates yeah
you know garbage
bags banana peels
eggshells i assume
there's a couple
bottles of whiskey
in there too yeah i
think he probably
picks up some bottles
of whiskey as in
you know because
they're hidden all
over as the captain
said earlier oh i
feel like it's that
scene of sean in
the dead where they
just like throwing
everything they can
at the guy like
this and it's not
working and it's
like throwing
everything they can
find at him
hmm
oh
uh the uh you
guys are getting
closer and closer to
this island which
you see now is very
mountainous but you
do see like a beach
ahead with sand and
with some palm trees
uh and it looks like
on the island there
are lights in the
distance it looks
nice
yes if only unfortunately
it's ruined by all
this unyielding fear
raise the sails
they're raised already
yeah but reorient
them towards the
island i want to get
a boost from these
sails they haven't
helped us yet
how do i do that
is like turning like
on the is it like
turning like on the
like the like the
blinds you know with
the stick you just
turn it
yeah yeah and pray to
your god that he
brings us wind
go on
we'll wait
well i won't i'm
going to continue to
row
oh what should i do
uh finesse to kind
of angle the sails
in the correct way or
if you want to study
to like see the wind
where the with the
best way to to get
on shore you could do
that
finessing hard and i
failed hard i finesse
too hard
uh you go to finesse
you go to finesse the
sails and kind of like
blinds that have just
been a little too old
but they just kind of
crunch
and uh they just
don't work anymore
they're not moving in
the proper direction
uh the leviathan is
kind of chewing through
all of the garbage and
stuff that you gave him
like a like a dog that
doesn't quite know how
to chew on a piece of
pizza it's like
you know uh it was
struggling there um and
he he's still approaching
you and at this point
uh he the the waves of
his presence are starting
to rock the boat again
and make it a little bit
even harder to steer
i'm gonna shoot him in
his other eye
that's a good idea
that's the old sign
why didn't i think
about this before
you did you thought
about it right after
you shot his first
eye you're just
waiting for the right
moment
yep big old hero
roll
well that wasn't too good
uh you shoot him uh and
he uh it kind of skims
off of his face uh and
you see blood kind of
just splatter into the
water um and as it hits
the water you see kind of
like bubbling around him
and you see these like
little crabs that are
coming up and they're
like they're like drawn to
the scent of the blood uh
and they start kind of
coming up there
um but you uh you
didn't you didn't slow
him down
oh
all right well i would
still like to keep
shooting him but i want to
let these other guys have a
chance
i'm just rowing man i'm
rowing like the dickens
it's all i've got i mean i
can try to fix the sails
again but i feel like that's
maybe uh i don't know
not the best
probably better to just
keep rowing
yeah i don't want to
lose any uh any time i
just want to keep
captain any ideas
all right sit down
sit down
give their butts goodbye
i'm just gonna keep
shooting this thing then
this is gonna be it i
think we're done for
uh you guys are getting
closer and closer to the
beach and you see that
there are people standing
on the beach uh and
they're kind of like
waving at you almost like
they're trying to steer you
in to the uh to the shore
oh boy
you see that lads land ho
row
do you see do you see
do you see any birds
yes
all right i keep rowing
okay uh
uh do you see a finesse how
well you roll if you're
still rolling very well
because you've been
rowing for a while
yes yes i have
actions
row
desperate
yeah you're still rowing but
uh i i feel i get the
feeling that you're not
like i'm really getting the
water into the sail
row row row very nice
uh wow that but it's
presumably the monkey's still
going strong in which case
there's one magic monkey
every once in a while she
takes she takes a break to
she goes right back to
row
she has incredible arm
strength
maybe that's what i
uh the people on shore are
are calling to you and you
can't quite hear what they're
saying but you notice that
they have uh in their arms
they have harpoons uh that
like kind of glint in the
moonlight
what let's keep getting to
chase getting them to or
getting the leviathan to chase
us
well i mean shoot at him we can
charm them we can't charm the
leviathan no have you tried
these people know what
they're doing i know i guess
we didn't try neelix charmed
him he did didn't he for a
little while he's gone now
yeah someone pissed him off but
good hotman's dead
hotman's not sulking in his
bottle
both of them yeah they're both
bad
all right i'm gonna shoot him
all right
well that could not have gone
worse
uh when you shoot him this
time you're close enough that
the uh the viathan doesn't it
doesn't even like hit the
leviathan to start with um but
uh the leviathan's pissed off
enough that he like slaps the
water uh with his uh with his
tail and the force of it kind
of forces the boat up it's you
know kind of like a big wave
just like you all come crashing
back down uh you're all gonna
uh squish you were gonna take uh
some stress from that as you fall
you're gonna take two stress
right yes i deserve that you did
i told you not to shoot him
people on the shore call you back
and you can hear them now they're
shouting they're like are you okay
do you need help
yes
captain
command them captain
i don't think that's how this works
you could try to command them
no i couldn't you can't throw the
harpoons at the people no the
people throw their harpoons
maybe we should just ask them
yeah maybe stay at your house
please that's a sway command
if anything uh if you're asking
them nicely uh trying to convince
them to do it yeah it's a sway uh
if it's uh if it's you're
commanding them and then like
telling them to do it it would be
a command
sway
that is that could not have
gone worse yeah they they they
can't hear you over the sound of
the waves and they they don't know
what you're saying so they just
kind of like shrug they assume that
you're a leviathan hunter and you
have it handled uh and they're
starting to walk away away from the
shore
that's okay have they never seen a
garbage before not on the open sea
right no one's been stupid enough to
try it
all right well why did you try doing
sway captain
i i i i didn't want to have
you could have commanded them
well you know you live and learn i'm
i'm busy right now i don't have time to
you know commit to that kind of
thing command
can i yell back at them and be like
we need help
please help us
throw your harpoons
yeah if you want to try and sway them
i will
i'm just gonna keep on rowing
keep on rowing
just keep rowing
oh boy
oh you're getting what you wanted
bridget
they uh they can't hear you either over
the this way and they just think you're
agreeing with the captain
uh they picked up their harpoons and
they're walking back into their little
houses back on the beach
oh no
the leviathan at this point has kind of
uh stopped and she's like wrapped around
you
uh he has wrapped around you so he is
encircling the boat at this point with
his large uh girthy body
jump into the hole
the hole of what
the ship
what is that gonna do
you gotta escape
keep rowing
get the monkey and get
get out of here
take the monkey and the demon and go
i'll take i'll keep on
rowing the ship
the captain goes down with his barge
where are we going exactly
the island
why won't we take the boat
i mean isn't he wrapping around the boat
yeah
yeah he is
he is uh
we're in the boat
so he's also wrapped around us
but if you go under the water
and it's like
oh
oh i see
that sounds scary
well i don't have any other better ideas
are within
are we within swimming distance of the
they could hear us
they might have been able to hear us yell
so i assume so
yes
you're within swimming distance of the shore
all right
i i hold my nose
and i jump into the hole
okay
are you abandoning ship
i'm abandoning ship
okay
uh
you
you disappear
into the hole
are you just swimming to shore
uh
yeah
i'm swimming towards
the shore
okay
he's swimming towards shore
captain
squish
what are you doing
i'm holding on
for dear life
on the
on the wheel
okay
what's tawny doing
because he was steering before
i uh
i've
tried to get
patch up his arm
or like wrap up his arm
as best i could
with whatever i had
and i'm
shoving him towards squish
uh
wherever squish is at
squish
get him out of here
where is the head
the head of the leviathan
uh
is at the front of the ship
so if you can imagine
shore
is here
your boat
is here
the leviathan's wrapped around
this way
heads facing
the front of the boat
the head is between you
and the land
can i jump into the mouth
of the leviathan
yeah
i am going to jump into the mouth
of the leviathan
okay
uh
what do you
are you just jumping in there
well i'm gonna jump in there
but i've also got like
knives
of course this is not a trash monster
so you're gonna hunt it
you're gonna stack it
well
well no i want to jump in
i want to be swallowed by the thing
because i know
the weakness is the belly
from inside and out
okay
so it's a finesse
to get swallowed
and not
not get eaten
i see
okay
yeah
all right
i yeah i guess finesse
i think is the
the best option
i think attacking it
would be more of a hunt
but if you're just wanting
to get swallowed
yeah
uh so yeah
so yeah you jump into its mouth
uh you can smell like the alcohol in it
the garbage
the uh
holy water that you dumped in earlier
it's just a mess of smells
and uh let's see how you fare
well
everybody say goodbye to squish
i should i should have
i should have uh
pushed myself
but
does anyone want to push themselves
to save squish
i'm underwater
i'll do it
okay
or he could fail
tiger and you just
save him
i mean that could be
no i'm pretty sure i got eaten
can i survey for the
reproductive organs of the leviathan
absolutely
well i am going to say this
squish uh you
you are starting to get eaten
so you are definitely uh
you're going to take level two damage
crush
as the leviathan
tries to crush
uh you in his jaws
okay well that's my first uh
harm
my first
harm
coming over here with broken ribs
and fucking shit
mental shock
i'm tough as nails
all right yeah
uh yeah
leviathans eat nails for breakfast
uh chuckles yeah you can uh
if you want to uh
are you going to study or survey for uh
for reproductive organs
i believe for me it would be the same
uh i i guess it would be survey
then study
i mean you can do study
i'll give you guys a pity point
uh because squish is being eaten
study
uh it's still desperate
i mean i feel like
yeah i mean you're underwater
you cannot find any reproductive organs
and you are starting uh to lose breath
okay
can i
can i play
can i make my turn
yes of course
can i play
can i
can i ram him
can i ram the ship
can i ram the thing
yeah
like just give it a good hard hit
you're gonna wreck it
yeah i'm gonna wreck it
just keep
just keep in mind
we don't know where his testicles are
well maybe this will help
you know
or vagina
we haven't seen his not penis
all right all right hold on
let me roll
vagina
oh boy
oh my god
you wreck the boat
that's how we lost the garbage
uh you wreck the boat
and instead of actually causing damage
the whole thing just starts to crumple
in front of you
uh and it's just like
like just like
like a little can you just crushed
my ship
you're the garbage
oh man i start
i start running around
and i'm like
lifting up garbage
pulling up my bottles
and shoving them in pockets
like as fast as i can
like all my hiding spots
uh and i
i'm trying to
i'm
meanwhile i'm trying to keep the ship
as steady as possible
like running around
grab the ship
hold on to it
running around
um
it's not going well
uh no
i would say not
um
are
are you
you
where's the monkey
she's lost her mind
at this point
uh
she's running around
oaring is not
rowing is not going to help anymore
the ship is uh
crumpled
um
tawny is the same way
he's just
just completely useless
at this point
i grab
i grab tawny
i lift him up like
over my
like hold him
i scream for dd
and i start running over
trying to grab dd
can i grab dd
dd will listen to
whatever it is that you say
and tawny
like tawny
can still move
all right so
yeah
i grab them both
and we run towards
the hole
at the
the poop hole
and we're gonna jump
into it
as fast as possible
that's my
that's my plan
jumping into the
okay
you're so
you're
yeah
i'm
abandoning ship
and listen for the record
you guys thought the poop hole
was a bad idea
it's really come back to save our ass
no it's still a bad idea
you disappear into the poop hole
so captain chuckles tawny uh dd are all in the water at this point
squish what are you're you're being crushed by the leviathan
what would you like to do
i would like to pull out a match
okay
and try to light it and drop it down its throat
to hit all that whiskey
do we have matches
dd does
well
well i'm gonna put it in my load
is that cool
okay
yeah
all right
so
i mean you don't even have to put it in your load as an item
i i'm assuming this is something you have on hand
oh yeah
because i always like my
i always like dd's cigarettes for her too
oh how gentlemanly
yeah
yeah go ahead and uh
light that sucker up
and drop it in
i will
what do i use
um
i guess finesse
i mean because you're trying to make sure it drops right into the gullet right
yeah
so
then i'm gonna push
yeah
i would definitely push
does anyone else want to assist on this
i
how could they
i couldn't possibly
tiger
there's no way
tiger you gotta try wrecking that testicles
one more time
i believe in you
this is out of character
i can't
i can't find them
for all i know
they don't have testicles
i think you need to just take a
a
a leap of faith
and just kick as hard as you can anywhere
if i do that
i will run out of air
uh
you drop the uh
the
the uh
match down into its stomach
and you just
see for a second
it disappear
like into this darkness
and then a second later
uh
the fireball comes out
from all of the
alcohol and holy water
you made it eat earlier
and just
just kind of like a dragon
it just shoots a fireball
out into the air
what's happening to me
is
i don't know
what'd you do
holy water
did you jump
it's alcohol
i mean
i
i kind of feel like
i mean i guess that would make sense
i didn't drop the match
well no
i dropped it
but then as soon as like
it opened its
its jaws
you kind of hear like a rumbling
as it's coming up
you know
so you have time
so it opened its jaws
because it
feels something's going on
and i just fall straight down
fall into the water
no
into its mouth
oh your jaws dropped
like down
it's
into its mouth
yeah down
wait he was already
in his throat
no i was in its mouth
i was being
you're in its mouth
you're being crushed
i was
yeah
so are you coming out
with the fireball
no
my plan is to
to
like
surpass
pass the fireball
and keep going down
my plan is to still attack it
from the inside
like
the beginning of
guardians of the galaxy
okay
yeah
so this thing
uh belches out
uh
a smoke ball
um
or a fireball
uh
with some smoke tendering
around it
and uh
squish
you just drop
into the thing's throat
yes
uh
captain
chuckles
what are you doing now
uh
i'm
trying to come up
for air
like
on the other side
of where
the leviathan
was like
circled around
but basically
i'm running out of air
so i just need
just trying to come
to the surface
so i can start swimming
okay
yeah you come to the surface
uh
you just start swimming
towards shore
yeah frantically
uh
i've forgotten about
all the
all the friends
i met along the way
and i'm just
swimming for dear life
captain
uh
i've lost
honey and the monkey
in my
in my jump
i'm a
last i saw them
they were swimming
towards the surface
and i'm like
cast adrift
and i'm
trying to swim
with away
with them
um
but uh
yeah i don't know
what i should do
uh
the fireball
has attracted
the attention
of the people
back on the island
uh
and they have
rushed back out
seeing the leviathan
uh
seeing this giant
smoke ball
or fireball
in the air
um
they come back
they have the
harpoons
in their hands
and they see
you uh
chuckles and
captain kind of
struggling to get
on shore
and they run
out into the
water to assist
you
that's good news
it is very good
news for now
well that's ominous
are they cannibals
i turn around
and i'm swimming
the other way
no no
are they humans
that like to eat
demons
no they're just
normal people
they just look
like normal people
oh they're friendly
sure
all right
i keep
accepting their
help
uh
they are
uh
they're like
do you
do you need a
hand or something
what happened
we saw you guys
out there
we thought you
had it handled
you didn't say
anything when we
when we asked
if you needed
help
i did
so i'm pulled
on the shore
already
uh
they're kind
of talking
to you
as they're
dragging you
onto shore
uh
i just say
can't talk
need
be
saved
okay
uh
and they start
dragging you
uh
captain
another pair
have run
out to assist
you in the
water
this is me
so captain's
already on the
shore
i'm sorry
i got lost
no
captain
another pair
goes out to
rescue captain
another pair
goes out to
rescue captain
okay
and help
him to
shore
all right
and they're
kind of saying
the same
thing to you
to captain
like are you
what's going
on like
we saw you
out there
what
monster
he ain't
my friend
are you
commanding them
oh yeah
this is definitely
a command
right now
are you pushing
yourself
oh i'm pushing
myself
so give
yourself plus
one and then
an extra
stress
did it go
nothing
happened
oh
you can
change it
just just
risky now
at this
point too
you're both
on store
okay
you do
it
you command
them
the
the two
men on
either side
of you
lift up
their harpoons
and they aim
for the leviathan
and they shoot
and they're able
to like spirit
one on one side
one on the other
side kind of in
its like front
chest area
the leviathan
screams and
lashes its head
squish you're on
the inside
what are you
doing
um i'm
squish is gonna
pray
well yeah
pray pray
inside his head
to the demon
god
but he's gonna
pull out
his dual
pistols
well i don't
know if i've
established that
there's dual
he has pistols
you said you had
knives
i do okay so
i'm gonna pull
out the knives
you want you
can flashback
it
oh man you're
gonna try to
climb up
it like uh
like bro
force
no i'm i
think i'm gonna
try to like
bail wolf it
slash it from
the inside
yeah
let's go for
it
well both
not well
again going
back to guardians
of the galaxy
where his
inside just
stabbing the
hell out of
the inside
of this
this beast
yeah destroy
it hunt this
thing
okay and i'm
gonna push
myself
okay
um also
i'm gonna
assume this
is desperate
yes very
much so
all right
would anyone
like to help
me
yes
i don't think
they can
it was more
of a joke
i mean you
can yeah if
chuckles if uh
if you want to
take a stress
you can uh
assist
the
the people
outside were
able to
distract it
right
yeah they
have shot
it so it
is very
much in
pain and
like writhing
around at
this point
okay
all right
well i would
like to say
that helps but
someone has to
take stress for
that
i i guess the
captain's the one
that told him
right
he already took
stress
he already
took stress
for it though
so i don't
yeah i don't
think he can
take
let's let's
just change it
to risky
then like
instead of
giving you
plus one
we'll just
change it
to risky
okay
that's
uh i'm
gonna say
i'm gonna say
that you're able
to cut an
opening maybe
not wide
enough for
yourself to
get in but
definitely
enough for
you to
breathe air
just for
your head
to stick
out um
and this
is
caused the
leviathan
quite a bit
of pain
um and at
this point
it's like
done
it's about
to turn
and uh
get back
into the
water
and it
sinks down
low enough
um that
you can like
possibly if you
wanted to get
out into the
water
i kind of
want to just
kill this
thing
all right
go for it
just get
out escape
just escape
with your
life you
were almost
dead
this is me
yelling at
you through
through the
uh the
walkie-talkie
the waterproof
walkie-talkie
yes
no i'm gonna
hunt it again
all right
great all
right
do any of
you want to
give him
spiritual
strength
what does
that do
you'll take
stress and
uh maybe
one of the
demon gads
that's listening
is going to
be helpful
all right
i'll do
i'll do it
but i've
i got i'm
three stresses
away from
being whatever
happened
oh yeah
no i'm
traumatized right
now i gotta
figure that
out soon
what do
you mean
i uh with
that last
roll i took
another stress
so i'm
traumatized
oh trauma
i don't know
what that means
yeah yeah i
i accrued
one trauma
so i gotta
pick something
from this
list uh
eight
if there's a
time to be
traumatized it's
being swallowed
by a leviathan
yeah yeah
i was gonna
say all
right let's
see hunt
yourself out
of there
all right
and well then
do i get
one from
from captain
or no
captain are you
taking the
stress for him
i'm doing it
for you squish
i'm stressing
out because i'm
screaming so loud
for squish
and you can see
his head sticking
out of the side
of his neck
this is a big
roll
uh you open
the gash
quite a bit
bigger uh the
leviathan is
starting to bleed
out now at this
point it's in
serious amounts
of pain it is
legging just to
leave and get
out of there
um it starts to
sink its head
back into the
water um
problem is there's
a giant wound in
its like chest
right now where
your face is
squish and it's
about to take
in some hot
seawater okay
but it's big
enough for me to
get out yeah
okay then i
swim out
wow you coward
you're this close
to killing a
leviathan and
you're gonna you're
gonna bitch out
it's gonna die
yeah you're on
the shore don't
talk to me
you're not here
right now i hope
you die as you
you manage to
jump out of the
water before you
drown um in the
water that it's
going to be
pouring into
this wound at
the moment uh
you hear it cry
out as the salt
water hits its
open wound but
you do manage to
escape um and
as you three kind
of trudge back
on shore more of
the people from
this uh island have
come back out uh
to kind of help
you they have
blankets they have
cups of water
some wine um and
they're starting to
put the blankets
around you and
are all talking to
you like where did
you come from i
can't believe you
guys there's a
leviathan and and
you didn't ask
for help uh you
know just just
talking to you um
you don't see
tawny or dd
anywhere um
they're they have
not reappeared back
on shore at this
point um but uh as
the sun
oh god lighten
well not as much
as dd but
uh as the sun uh
kind of starts to
come up you guys
are safe uh on
this island uh of
uh avoid at all
costs oh no we're
on avoid of all
costs oh no let's
get back on the
water wait we don't
have a ship
nor do we have a
monk an ape that's
where we kept all
our money
the ape yes and
our cigarettes
wait wait are we
serious like she's
gonna be so bad
when her cigarettes
are wet is our
stash the monkey
like that's a
perfect place to
hide our stash i'll
admit but that's
also very unfortunate
right now well no
we're gonna get the
monkey back everybody
knows that but the
barge is toast the
barge is just a
crumpled i just
imagine we're
standing on the
beach and like we
i've taken off my
hat and just holding
up to my shit my
chest as we're
watching the ship
like kind of slowly
sink i'm just laying
flat just yeah i'm not
standing anywhere
you're the only one
standing i'm just me
standing yeah i'm
dead i might be
faced down for one
shining moment lads i
was captain of that i
was a captain of that
ship
it was a good
oh i don't i don't
like how you said
that for one shining
moment i was a
captain i was a
captain i mean i was
a captain of the barge
and that was a good
barge
oh i don't like that
at all
but squish is too
distracted
no that was
you don't understand
lads that was the
first ship i've
captained since i've
been back
it was a good
i don't
care
i have been
rowing and then
swimming
my muscles are on
fire
your arms are
tired
i was in the
stomach
of a leviathan
i'm not here for
your bonding
i don't care
about the
gar barge right
now
i care a little
bit my lab was
on it
and also my
garbage
i just
i just want
the
tape
oh
i'm like crying
into my hat
you don't
understand lads
that was the
first ship
that was the
first ship i've
captained since
i've been back
it was a good
ship
a fine ship
a barge
it was garbage
well
the sun is
slowly uh
rising on a
new day
um and
the uh
the people
around you
these uh
islanders are
giving you
food and
water and
trying to
get you to
eat and
to sit
up um
but uh
you know
it's it's
been a rough
day a rough
day for
everyone and
you all start
to slowly
and somewhat
suspiciously
drift off to
sleep
oh no
not
suspiciously
i mean
i don't know
it's not that
suspicious
i'm very
tired
don't be
suspicious
all at the
same time
yes
Thank you.