Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Stop it now
Episode 48, Backsheet Sananigans
The perfect spot
The crew, plus one, have managed to get themselves
crammed in the back of a fine space Cadillac
outside a high roller club along the path of coins
Max summoned new friend Faux Bobenz
Bobenz to help unlock a set of gates
disable a car alarm, yell at a bodyguard
and finally open the car door
Meanwhile, Sergeant Turbo's shoot-first approach
provided adequate distraction to allow the crew
to slip in undetected
They now patiently await Michael Torval
high roller and part-time lover of Wookiee Butt Radar
to tell him about the latest word on the street
courtesy of a voicemail from Ally of Convenience
Ally of Convenience
Illo Vanden
That gossip, of course
being the fact that the Butt Radar is using him
and plans to kill him
once she gets what she wants
Like children on a road trip
our heroes find themselves sharing a bench seat
killing time
But at least they have parking
Questions before I drop us back in?
Are all three of us together?
Yes
Are we all hiding in the back seat of a car?
And you're all in the back of a space Cadillac
I gotta admit
I was thinking about it
That's probably the weirdest spot we've ever been left in
Like
Previously
our heroes were in the back seat of a Cadillac
You know?
I
I want to think that we've been weirder places
but
Oh, she's got a card now
She's got a card
Not in character
Is your in-character card green?
It's
Well, I
It should be
I have a green one
Just right on the back of one
Why do you need two cards?
Because
I don't know
Different colors
Because I don't
What happened to our light side points?
Oh, they
I accidentally reset them
I'll put them back up
My bad
Should I
Should I hit it again
Or am I good?
No
No, don't roll again
Oh, it's five and two this time, buddy
No, it's not
Yes, it is
Why would it be five and two?
Boo got two
You got two
Bridget got one
I got two
Okay
Doesn't add up
Alright
I will
Plop us
In
The parking hall
I have no
Is that better now?
I have nothing either
It didn't change
Oh, because you guys aren't in the scene
Although that shouldn't
That shouldn't matter
This ain't a scene, Tiger
There's something going on back there
Oh, those are dots
Those are
Yeah
Yeah, those are our cursors
I thought those were distant ships or something
Like
You just need to make it look like the ships are climbing closer
I was like, wow, that's really great
None of my macros work anymore
That's great
Okay, which ones are you?
I'm Sarn Turbo
Twilight Bounty Hunter Assassin
And I've got a real problem
Yeah, you got a real problem, alright
No, real
Real attitude problem
Oh
Is that what it's called?
Real?
Real
Can you see it?
No, it's black
Okay, then
I have
I can see other cursors
And a highlighted square
That's kind of strange
Restrict visibility within the scene
To the vision of controlled tokens
Disable the entire scene as visible
I don't want you to see the entire scene
I should have
Checked this out
Alright, well
We might have to just do that for now
I mean, it kind of fits
It's dark, right?
It is dark
Oh, track
And we are hiding in a car
Our eyes are probably closed
Is
You still can't see anything?
No
Nope
Okay
Nope
How about now?
Nope
No
No?
Nope
That is
That's very strange
That's no good
Maybe because it's
Still loading
Maybe if you unpause the game
Did that help?
No
Because I don't have an icon
I can cartwheel
You
I mean
You're definitely in this scene
I did add you to the scene
Oh, you're moving it
Yeah, I'm moving it
Can you see it?
It's just black
Interesting
Um
Alright, while you figure this out
I'm gonna go make a drink
Oh, he's pissed
P.S.
Well, there it is
But we see everything
Yeah
Well, we see a car
Uh
Let me see lots of other things
That's a nice car
Can you see now?
It's not a steady
Okay, now it went away again
Alright, I don't know why
Alright, you can see everything
It doesn't matter
There's nothing hidden in this scene anyway
But I'll have to figure that out
Well, Andy's gone now
Yep
He has no patience
He left
You're supposed to be patiently waiting
I'm almost done with a Jedi survivor
Oh, really?
You must have been going at it pretty hard
Yeah, that's what she said
That's a super long game though, either
No, not really
It's not super long
But it's not like
What
It's not like short though
It's probably at least 20 hours, right?
Yeah, probably
Like what, 30?
30, 40 maybe
Um
It's good
It's not
It's got a lot of improvements
I'm at the point in the game, unfortunately
Where I'm starting to notice all the flaws
Because I've been playing it so long
But you don't notice
I didn't start noticing it until the very end
So
But like, you know
It's still pretty cool
The Kylo Saber is pretty awesome
A lot cooler than I thought it would be
It's like a heavy hit lightsaber
Yeah
Well, it's pretty big
Oh
That's what she said
Alright
So
You guys are all crammed into the back of the Space Cadillac
Um
You
Are by yourselves
It's dark
There's not a lot going on
Um
There were not a lot of action in the parking lot just yet
It's like the middle of the night
Um
You woke up
Bo Benz
To break you into this car
And I think the only reason
Or like
One of the big reasons she got on
Like
You know
On board with you
She was really pissed off at this car for parking in
Two handicapped spaces
And that really set her off
Um
I'm not sure
That
You would have got complete buy-in
The entire way
By convincing
Like giving her
Basically you tried to give her a job
Kind of
You just said you could work on my truck
Basically
If you hang out with us
Uh
Which is like a weird
It's like
A great metaphor
Uh
It's more like
You can work on the
You can
You can work on my fancy
Awesome ship
You know
That's a classic
You know
You can work on
On my
Space Cadillac
Okay
Except you guys have like
A space Toyota Camry
Yeah
And it's also
Filled with underwear
Some gendered
Some not
Some not gendered
Some very gendered
Is what
Some Morkie
Some
And uh
A Fulgian Morkie
Yeah
Uh
But also
I think
I would guess
You're probably
Freaked out too
Because
You showed up
These people
And
Uh
One was somewhat charming
The other was getting shot at
And tried to break
The window on your car
And uh
Couldn't
And was drawing fire
Uh
And now
Is
Next to you
In the backseat
Of the car
Uh
Mac is in the middle
He was very specific
About that
And
Um
You're not sure
When
This person
Will show up
But Mac did
He's the one that
Had the idea
And said
Okay well we're gonna
Wait in this car
Until he comes to the car
And uh
Scene I guess
Uh
Any idea
When is he gonna get out
Yeah
How much
In the backseat
Uh
Feels like
I don't know how long
Two weeks
Yeah
It's been about
14 days
You've been
You've been subsiding
On toenails
Gross
Hmm
It's not gross
You're unique
So
So what's the plan
When he comes in here
Uh
Yeah
Do we all like
Jump out and shout
Boo
Or happy birthday
I never really got the gist
Of why we were hiding
No no no
Classic
Classic maneuver
You see it all the time
We wait for the guy
To come out
Get in the front seat
And then we pop up
And say
Hello
And you know
Proceed with our business
What are we doing
With him again
Oh he knows
Where Michael Torval
Is at
No
He is
Michael Torval
He also knows
Where he's at
I'm not wrong
He does know
Where Michael's at
So this uh
This Michael Torval
Guy right
Does he uh
Does he owe you money
He has information
Yes he has a very big clue
A clue
What is this
Like a detective novel
Like what are you
No it's like Scooby Doo
Uh
We're after
Spacey Doo
If you will
But radar
All right
Yeah butt radar
He's a
He or she is a
Notorious
Uh
A wanted
Bounty
I think
So we're uh
We're hunting her
We don't like her
Wanted for what
And we think she's ugly
Oh well that's just
Misogynistic
But wanted for what
Being ugly
Wait she's not ugly
Because she's a woman
She's
Just
All right
Uh
As
As you guys are
Sitting there
Sort of talking
And
And bonding
I guess
Um
You
You uh
Notice someone
Like walking
Towards
Towards the car
And
You guys
Um
One of you
I presume
Matt
Everyone
Yeah
And I pushed
I pushed all
Our heads down
Like
Get down
Okay
And you guys
Get down
And the guy
Comes up
And uh
Gets into
The passenger seat
And
Sits down
All right
On the count of
Three guys
One
Two
Three
What the
Who are you
He goes
To
He goes
To
He goes
To
Right in the face
Oh
No
And
Don't
No
Not
Just
The pistol
Right in his face
Oh yeah
And he was
Going
He was going
He was pulling
And
Bo Benz
What are you doing
I mean she came up
With like the surprise thing
But she's like seeing the guns now
And so it's like
She's almost like holding her own hands up
Like she's
Double
Double surprise
Like
Like I don't think she expected guns to come out
Although I don't know
She guys she saw your blaster
But Matt you've got a gun
Yeah
Take it to the gun show man
Now Mr. Torval
Is that your real name
Um
The back of his head
He's got a diplomat
Who
Who wants
Who wants to know
We
The guy with the blaster
To the back of your head
I'm looking for Michael Torval
Well we are looking for
Michael
Right
That's the guy we're looking for
Michael Torval
Alright
Don't
Don't do anything stupid
Are you Michael Torval
No
I'm not
Michael Torval
Who the hell are you
I work for him
Oh god
This is happening all over again
I'm
His
This is your boss coming out
When
Yeah
Who knows with that guy
I mean we've been here for hours
Why won't he just go home
Oh
Siren's breaking up
Uh oh
What's he doing in there
Is he gambling
Wait
Is he winning
Oh
Nope
What
Oh there he is
Alright
You're back
Okay
So
I go
Wait a second
Yeah
If you're not the boss
That means the boss is gonna drive himself
Yeah
Yeah hey
What
Makes a good point
Uh
Yeah
He likes to drive
Drunk
And I just make sure
He goes straight
It's a
Ego thing
Bullshit
So wait
I gotta add drunk driving
To list of charges today
I just imagine you have a
You have like a notebook
On your hand
Not
Not yet
We got blasters on our hand ready
And you're just like
Sitting there like
And this
Double parking
Disruptible
I've already got you in a
In a restricted parking zone
No ticket
Two handicapped spots
And now
Driving
Drunk
Well
No
I'm not driving
Drunk
Alright
Depends on how drunk this guy is
He's in the passenger seat
It doesn't count
So what's your name buddy
Alright
What's your name friend
You got me
I start poking him a little bit more
What's your name
I'm Michael Torvalds
Oh
Wow
And she rips off one of the tickets
She would
That's for
Lack of registration
This is for two handicap spots
Wow
You're good
Yeah
No
I
You're having a sex addict
Or a sex addict
A drug addict
And a smuggler
In his car
Full bends
You forgot the tinted windows
And
Tinted
Windows
Yeah
You want lower that
Michael
No
You can pat on this car
So fast man
So fast
You won't even see it coming
So you better give us information
So are you guys like
Cops
No
Maybe
You never said you were cops
I'm a cop
I mean
You guys are like
Giving me tickets
Only one of us
Is giving you tickets
Right
Okay so
Want to use a cop
I'm about to give you a ticket
Right now
To the gun show buddy
Wait wait
Hold on
So the one
I'm not a cop
First off
I'm not a cop
I work
For the port authority
Oh
The port authority
Okay
Yeah
She's a meter maid
Yeah
So you don't have real power
I guess
So that's
I guess that's fine
I mean
I guess
But I'm the only one
Who doesn't have guns on you
So I mean
No
You don't have power
I could be a cop
You don't know
Yeah
Well I asked
You like
Said
No
You're not a cop
I didn't say that
That's what these two said
I could be undercover
You don't know
And I could be you again
With the
I don't have to admit
I'm a cop
That's actually a common
Disconception
Is that
They have to admit
That they're cops
Yeah
So
Didn't you watch that episode
Of Breaking Bad
I'm confused man
Like
We just want information
Alright
Man
Where is it
We heard your friends
With the
The
The BR
The big BR
The real big BR
Yeah
The big real BR
What's the
Like what's that
The lookster
You know
What
The Wookie
The lookster
Oh
The Wookie
Um
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
I'm with
I'm with the
The Wookie
So what
It's not a crime
Arrest me
Where can we
Find her
Or him
We just want to
Have a little chat
With her
Or him
Have you tried
Like
The phone book
Don't get snippy
With me
And I poke you
In the back of the head
Again
With the
God
I just imagine
I keep poking you
In the back of the head
Like
You better watch out
For my fingers
Gonna land on that trigger
Eventually
With any one of these pokes
Yeah
It's like
Really annoying
Yeah
Then tell us
Where to find her
Or him
Is Michael Portorvold
A beach
Is a beach surfer
No
I'm just like
Really cool man
Uh
That's
That's the accent
From his planet
Yeah
Yeah my planet
Yeah
Surftopia
No
It's not
Never going there
That sounds annoying
No
Uh
I'm not
Telling you shit
Man
I'm not telling you
About my
My girl
My
My good time
Girl
It's like
The best things
Ever happened to me
Man
Oh
Wait wait wait
I'm not
Whoa whoa whoa
Are you
One thought
Hold on to that
One thought
For one second
Guys
Team meeting
He can
Probably
Hear us
We're in a
Cadillac
Like we're
In a car
No I
Can't
I know
I totally
Totally
Can't hear you
Get back up there
And I start poking you
In the head
Against
Ow
Where
Like where am I
Supposed to go
You want me to
Like get out of my
Own car
Put your head down
Turn the radio on
Guys I think
This
I think this
Person
Alright what do you
Guys want to listen
To
I don't know
Something bluesy
Oh
Alright
I want some
Freeform jazz
Right now
Coming
Right up
Guys
I think this
Guy
Might be dating
The butt
Radar
I mean
That's
Cool
I know
Bowmans
You don't
I know
This doesn't
Apply to
Much to
You
That doesn't
Mean much
To you
But
It's
This is
What we
Came here
For
So
Gossip
We should
Roll with
This person
No not
Gossip
You guys
Paparazzi
Are you guys
Paparazzi
Oh we're
Gonna
Paparazzi
Come on
Oh
Clever
No
Where
We
Listen
This guy
Seems
Pretty
Cool
Maybe
We
Should
Try to
You know
Hang
With him
And he'll
Bring us
Back to
His
Good
Time
Friend
I don't
Think that's
Gonna
Happen
Well not
If you
Don't
Try
Can I
I want
To look
Around
Can I
Shoot him
I don't
Think that's
Gonna work
Can I
Shoot him
I'm
Charming
As hell
I want
To look
Around
To see
If the
Person
Who's
Gonna
Drive
The
Car
Is
Coming
Out
I
Want to
See if
I
Shoot him
If that
Will
Result
In our
Victory
Um
Roll
Perception
Check
Just
Just average
And uh
Let me
Roll
Two
Tail
Okay so
Doesn't
Matter
Um
You look
Out but
Uh once
Again the
Windows are
Tinted uh
So you
Can't see
Much
They tinted
Both sides
For some
Nobody
Can ever
See out
No
Nobody
Can see
All
Nobody
Can see
In
It's
Probably
Why he
Parked
Over
Two
Spots
Yeah
Cause
Otherwise
He wouldn't
Know
He wouldn't
Be able to
See if
Hit anyone
Right
You guys
Like those
Toons back
There
They're okay
Alright
Uh
Station
What
Change the
Station
No
Alright
Uh
Can you guys
Leave
So I can
Go
So I
Could go
Home
Team
Meeting
I know I'm not
On the team
Meetings
You have not
Come past the
Internship
Yeah
You are not
Part of a
Team
Okay
Fine
What
Am I
Part
Am I
Part of
The team
Absolutely
Not
Alright
Can you guys
Can I go
Now
No
I
Stick
Alright
Listen
Michael
Alright
First off
Hold on
I'm sorry
Bobenz
What did
You need
To say
What did
You want
To say
And you
Keep
Quiet
I was
Just
Gonna
Ask
If
We
Were
Gonna
Hang
Out
With
This
Guy
Or
If
I
Could
Go
Yet
Michael
Do you
Want
To hang
Out
We're
I
Was
I
Was
I
Was
Kind
Of
Thinking
The
Same
Thing
I'd
Like
To
I'd
Like
To
Go
Wait
Do you
Have
Any
Real
Wait
Hold on
Wait
Real
Question
Real
Question
Wait
Can
I
You
Cool
Yeah
I'm
Cool
I'm
Definitely
Not
A
Cop
But
That
Makes
You
Say
You're
A
Cop
No
I'm
Not
A
Cop
Yeah
But
That's
Like
Exactly
What
A
Cop
Would
Say
I
Don't
Think
So
I
Think
They
Have
To
Tell
You
That
They're
Cops
You
Just
Told
Me
That
Was
A
Myth
Prove
It
Prove
You're
Not
A
Cop
How
Wow
I
Roll
Down
The
Window
I
Start
Fire
And
Blasters
Up
In
The
Air
Wow
That
No
Cop
Would
Ever
Do
That
Do
These
Drugs
Wait
You
Got
Real
No
I
Assume
You
Did
You
Not
Tell
Us
No
You
Said
Do
These
Drugs
Like
You
Had
It
Oh
I
Now
I
Start
Poking
Him
In
The
Head
Give
Me
The
Real
Oh
My
God
You
Guys
Are
Like
All
Over
The
Place
Yeah
All
Right
Listen
All
Right
All
Right
Everyone
Calm
Down
All
Listen
Hold on
I'm
Going to
Get
In
The
Front
Seat
We're
Going to
Go
For
A
Little
Drive
We're
Going to
Have
A
Good
Time
We're
Going to
Hit
We're
Going to
Paint
The
Town
Kahuna
All
Right
It'll
Be
Great
Want to
Paint it
Pink
With
Real
Do I
Have
Like
Do I
Have
Like
A
Choice
Or
No
What
Oh
Okay
So I
Guess
I
Guess
That's
What
We're
Doing
Yeah
No
You're
Going to
Have
A
Good
We're
Going to
Have
A
Good
Time
No
But
Really
Do you
Have
Any
Real
Yeah
I
Got
Real
What
Are
You
Cool
Yeah
I'm
Cool
I
Told
You
I'm
Not
A
Cop
I
Know
But
You
Keep
Saying
That
And
It
Makes
Me
Think
You're
Like
A
Cop
But
I'm
Not
All
Right
Cool
Can I
Have
Some
Yeah
He
Reaches
Into
His
Pocket
And
Like
He
Comes
Like
To
Give
You
Some
Now
No
If
You
Do
Take
This
Real
You
Will
Be
At
Disadvantage
For
Your
Roles
Every
Roll
I
Thought
It
Was
Just
Like
Perception
Everything
You're
Going
To
Be
High
As
Shit
These
Things
Gonna
Hit
You
Real
High
I'm
An
Addict
So
Yeah
I
Think
I
Gotta
Do
It
All
Right
That's
Perfect
Logic
Right
There
Does
He
Pour
A
Little
In
My
Hand
I
Just
Put
My
I
All
Right
I
Crawl
Over
You
And
Get
Out
Of
The
And
Move
To
The
Front
See
Of
The
Car
It's
Probably
Athletics
Check
Right
There
Cause
It's
I'm
Pretty
Athletic
Doing
This
I
Have
To
The
Window
You
Have
To
Crawl
Out
Of
The
Window
And
Back
In
The
Other
Window
No
Oh
The
One
All right
So
You
I
Was
I
Was
Just
Joking
It
Was
Just
A
Joke
I'm
Not
Clawing
Anywhere
You
Can't
Make
Me
Wait
You
Can
He
Is
God
He
Can
Definitely
Make
You
He's
Not
God
That's
Not
True
Yeah
I
Really
Wish
You
Would
Stop
Saying
That
Or
Failed
I
Fell
Out
Of
The
Car
But
I
Have
Four
Advantages
So
I
Looked
Really
Cool
Doing
It
Like
Four
Times
Cool
Get up
Dust
Off
Your
Buster
And
Just
Get in
The
Front
Seat
It
Feels
Like
Real
Life
Doesn't
It
Tiger
Back
In
The
Yeah
Every
Time
When
I
Try
To
Do
Something
Cool
Yeah
Every
Time
All
Right
I
Get
In
The
Front
Seat
Of
Car
And
I
Wow
This
Is
A
Nice
Car
You
Got
Here
Torval
My
Fun
Yes
They
Don't
Make
Them
Anymore
Man
No
This
Is
This
Is
One
Of
A
Kind
It
Is
Pretty
Good
No
It
Is
Not
A
Pontiac
We're
Not
In
The
Water
But
Yeah
I
Know
It's
Still
Pretty
Cool
No
This
Is
Space
Cadillac
Baby
This
Is
Old
Country
Craftsmanship
You
Don't
You
Mind
Have
Like
You
Mind
Have
Turn
Around
Give
Her
See
How
She
Purrs
You're
Asking
A
Question
That
Like
It
Feels
Like
I
Can't
Really
Answer
It's
Not
Really
Up
It's
A
Formality
I'm
Just
Trying
To
Be
Polite
No
Take
It
Easy
You
Can't
Just
Like
Floor
It
Man
You
Gotta
You
Gotta
Baby
This
One
It's
Just
You
Know
You
Gotta
It's
Like
A
It's
Like
A
Lovely
Little
Kitten
Wait
So
Are
We
Dropping
You
Off
At
Your
Girlfriend's
House
What
No
Why
Not
Why
Not
Yeah
Cause
I'm
Not
Gonna
Betrayer
Dude
Like
We're
Not
I'm
Not
Gonna
Do
That
She's
Betrayer
To
What
She's
The
I
Want
You
I
Want
To
Drop
You
Off
At
Her
House
No
I
Feel
Like
There's
Some
Kind of
Like
Trap
Here
Dude
Like
Just
Like
Coming
In
Here
With
Your
Guns
Listen
The
Sat
Was
Right
We're
Paparazzi
We
Just
Want
To
Pop
A
Few
Pictures
And
We'll
Stay
On
The
Front
Porch
We'll
Leave
It'll
Be
Fine
That
Doesn't
Sound
Like
Paparazzi
Man
It
Sounds
Like
A
Like
Pornographer
And
She'd
Be
Super
Pissed
About
That
Like
She's
Very
Controlling
Yeah
How
Controlling
Am I
With
The
Gun
To
Your
Head
Pretty
Controlling
Man
But
I
Can't
I
Can't
Give
Her
Up
Like
No
This
Is
For
This
Is
The
Real
Deal
All
You
Know
What
You're
Fine
You
Know
What
You're
Absolutely
Right
You're
Absolutely
Right
Let's
Go
Party
We'll
Go
We'll
Go
Party
I'm
Gonna
Marry
This
Woman
We'll
Get
Some
Real
India
And
We'll
Have a
Good
Time
Real
Right
Sarn
Just
Sarn
Get
Real
Sarn
Can
You
Hear
Me
He's
Feeling
It
Man
Who
Is
This
Whoa
This
Is
All
Right
I
I'm
Going
Right
Now
Tell
Her
You
Love
Her
Tell
Her
You
Love
Her
No
I
Can't
Do
That
Yes
You
Can
How about
You and
Sarn
Take
Another
Shot
Of
Real
And
We'll
See
How
That
Affects
Your
Checks
Wait
You guys
Do you
Want me
To have
Two
Disadvantages
Is that
A thing
To do
More
Real
Cause
You're
Gonna
Have
To do
A lot
Of
The
Heavy
Lifting
If
He's
If
Yeah
I'll
Do
It
I'm
Just
Sorry
I can't
Take
Anymore
I'm
Just
Thinking
Maybe a
Little
Bit
More
Real
Might
Get
Loose
Lips
Talking
You
Know
That's
Fine
Do you
Want to
Try
More
Real
Do you
Want to
Try any
Other
Extraneous
Drugs
That
Possibly
Won't
By
The
Games
Rules
Get
You
No
Did you
Say
Intravenous
Extraneous
What's
That
Anything
Other
Than
Real
No
Real
Wait
You guys
Think I
Should
Call
Her
Like
Now
Yeah
Oh
Girls
Love
It
When
You
Call
Them
In
The
Middle
Of
The
Night
Tell
Them
That
You
Love
Them
Oh
Is
That
How
You're
I
Don't
Know
If
You
Can
Tell
This
I
Don't
Know
How
Specious
You
Are
I
Am
A
Female
Lissette
Uh
So
I
Can
Tell
You
As
A
Woman
They
Really
Love
It
What
Specious
Mean
I
Mean
She's
Got
A lot
Of
Space
Oh
That
Doesn't
Make
Any
Sense
To
Me
Well
That's
Very
Tall
Oh
Yeah
You
Do
Kind
Of
Cramp
Back
There
Uh
Yeah
Like
They're
Not
That
Tall
I
Imagine
That
She's
Got
Like
Her
Like
She's
Kind
Of
Like
Just
Hunched
In
The
Back
Like
You
Know
It's
A
Cadillac
But
You
Know
Still
Not
A lot
Of
Space
Also
Sarn's
Back
There
Too
And
Sarn
Is
Wasted
So
I
Feel
Like
They
Be
Coming
Off
To
Be
Coming
Off
Too
Clean
You're
Going
To
Marry
Her
All
Right
Michael
What
Do
With
The
Rest
Of
Your
Night
Yeah
Hey
All
Right
I'll
Call
I'll
Call her
Fuck
It
I'll
Call her
I'll
Call her
Right
All
Right
All
Right
Uh
She
He
Pulls
Out
His
Communicator
And
He
Types
In
The
Number
And
Oh
Can
I
Can
I
See
What
The
Number
Is
What
No
I
Mean
No
I'm
Asking
Like
Can
I
Try
To
See
Like
Moments
Can
You
Trace
That
Call
I
Mean
I
Am
Mechanically
Inclined
If
We
Could
Steal
The
Phone
Uh
Or
Communicator
Sorry
So
What
Are
You
What
Are
We
Going
To
Try
To
Do
Here
I
Just
Want
To
See
If
I
Can
See
What
Number
He
Puts
In
Communicator
I
You could
Try
You could
Roll a
Perception
Check
But it's
At a
Disadvantage
So
One black
Because
You're
Wasted
His
Vision's
Kind
Of
Blurred
I
Mean
You
Did
Just
Stick
Powder
In
It
And
A
Triumph
A
Triumph
Alright
Uh
Yeah
So
You can
See
The
Zip
Code
You
Can
See
The
Address
Perfectly
Uh
You
Can
See
You
Don't
See
Like
Where
It
Is
But
You
Can
See
Like
The
Area
Code
So
Uh
Just
Assuming
That
In
This
Universe
The
Area
Code
Gives
You
Like
A rough
Geographical
Location
Like
Yeah
You
Know
What
Kind
Of
Neighborhood
That
She's
In
Um
Uh
Threats
Are
It's
It would
Be
Difficult
To
Get
To
It's
Not
It's
Actually
Not
Particularly
Far
But
Um
It's
In
Sort
Of
Um
You
Know
Not
Really
A bad
Neighborhood
But
It's
Dangerous
It's
Uh
It's
A
Crime
Place
We'll
Fit
Right
In
It's
The
Ghetto
It's
Uh
I
Wouldn't
Call
It
That
I
Think
They
Prefer
To
Be
Called
Crime
Places
Now
Crime
Vills
Crime
Vills
If
You
Would
Uh
Yes
So
You
Do
You
Know
The
Number
Whether
Or
Not
You
Remember
It
No
I
Write
It
Down
You
Where
Yes
On
The
Back
Of
The
Seat
On
The
Handle
Of
My
Gun
Okay
That's
Dedication
To
The
Job
Right
But
Like
Not
The
Part
So
Like
If
Sarn's
A
Righty
Right
And
Sarn
Holds
It
Like
This
It's
Right
It's
Like
Right
Here
So
It
Doesn't
Get
Washed
Away
By
Sweat
And
You
Can
See
It
At
Any
Time
Yes
And
You
Can
Call
For
The
Rest
Of
You
Gotta
Go
That
Forever
And
Ever
It's
Automatically
Updating
It's
Digital
It's
Like
It's
Like
1002
Cherry
Blossom
Drive
I
Don't
Know
That
One
Was
To
Kill
Mockingbird
No
That's
Nothing
That's
Just
An
Address
I
Came
Up
Off
The
Top
Of
My
Head
That
Sounded
A
Little
Fruity
Because
It
Was
Cherry
All
Right
And
He
Starts
He
Starts
Calling
And
It's
Ringing
Oh
I guess
I have
A button
Here
Oh
It's
Not
Working
And
The
Other
Side
Hello
Hey
Babe
Why
Are you
Calling
Me
This
Late
At
Night
I
Just
Wanted
To
Say
And
He's
Looking
At
You
Guys
For
Like
Help
To
Say
That
I
Like
Totally
Like
Love
You
I
Want
To
Hang
Out
Right
Now
I
Want
To
See
You
I
Just
Wanted
To
See
If
You
Were
Like
Up
So
Like
I
Could
Like
Come
Over
Tell her
You
Want
To
Snuggle
And
Like
I
Want
To
Totally
Like
Snuggle
And
Stuff
What
The
Fuck
You
Calling
Me
At
Four
In
The
Morning
To
See
If
I'm
Awake
Can
You
Just
Like
I'm
Some
Kind
Of
Booty
Call
No
Not
Like
That
No
Like
Totally
Like
Just
Cause
I
Care
About
You
And
Like
You're
My
Forever
Girl
Listen
I
Told
You
To
Cut
It
Out
With
That
Forever
Crap
No
I
Think
You're
Gonna
Come
Around
Like
I
Think
Yeah
You're
The
One
For
Me
And
I'm
The
One
For
You
And
She
Hangs
Up
Oh
Boy
Doghouse
I
Could
Have
Got
Wow
You
Guys
Are
Like
Rubbing
It
In
Like
I
That
Was
Heartbreaking
I'm
Sorry
We
Shouldn't
Have
Made
Do
That
You
Should
Come
Back
No
But
You
Should
Go
Egg
Her
House
We
Should
Egg
Her
House
How
Dare
She
Took
Your
You
Bored
Your
Heart
Out
To
Her
She
Just
Like
Security
Guards
Stomped
On
It
It's
Kind
Of
Like
Armored
Place
Armored
Yeah
Like
Guards
And
Shit
But
Like
I
Don't
Know
Man
She
Doesn't
Seem
That
She
Doesn't
Seem
That
Interested
In
You
No
Like
You
Know
What
You
Should
Do
A
Great
Display
Of
Affection
Let's
Go
To
Her
Place
And
We'll
Light
A
Fire
With
Her
Name
On
It
And
Like
We
Do
That
Old
Chestnut
Where
We
Hold
Up
A
Like
A
Communicator
And
Play
Music
You
Know
Like
That
Old
Movie
Space
I
Don't
Remember
The
Name
Of
It
Oh
But
I'm
Sure
It
Started
With
Space
Whatever
It
Was
And
I
Do
Know
It
Had
Oh
Wait
I
Don't
Know
That
Person's
Name
Either
It
Somebody
Named
John
Cusack
John
Cusack
Space
John
Cusack
Is
In
It
Sounds
Like
It
Might
Be
Like
Problematic
On
Rewatch
Is
It
I
Don't
Know
I
Was
Wigling
Up
John
Cusack
And
I
Plugged
In
The
Word
Space
First
I
Feel
Like
You
Guys
Are
Giving
Me
Like
Really
Bad
Advice
That
I
Can't
Say
No
To
Because
You're
Like
Pointing
Guns
At
Me
Well
You know
Maybe
I
Put
My
Gun
Away
I
Leave
It
On
My
On
My
Lap
But
You
Know
It's
Not
It's
Not
Against
You
Buddy
Have
You
Ever
Loved
Someone
So
Hard
That
You
Want
To
Be
With
Them
Forever
No
Huh
Yes
Most of
My
Species
Has
Been
Taken
As
Slave
So
Not
Really
Two
That's
So
Weird
I
Didn't
Really
Put
That
Together
Yeah
Family
Into
Slavery
Yeah
We
Could
Bond
Over
That
What
What a
Small
World
Yeah
Am I
Really
A
Small
Galaxy
Anyway
Look
I
You
Seem
Like
A
Nice
Guy
I
Gotta
Be
Honest
Anything
Girl
Would
Be
Lucky
To
Have
You
Really
Want
To
Marry
Her
Yeah
Like
A lot
Well
All
Right
Let's
Go
Let's
Go
Let's
Just
Let's
Just
Go
I'm
Gonna
Throw
Like
We're
Going
We're
Going
I
Grab
The
Car
Road
Drip
No
I
Well
Yes
Let's
Go
Let's
Go
I
Need
A drink
First
Man
I
Can't
Do
This
I
Super
Dervous
What
No
I
Had
Too
Much
Real
Today
I
Just
Need
Take
You
Liquor
For
The
Heart
Wait
Does
Liquor
Counter
Act
Real
I
Mean
I'm
Sure
Just
I
Think
That's
Just
Like
It's
Like
Kill
Belushi
Yeah
I'll
Just
Take
A
Little
Bit
Of
Cocaine
Take
A
Little
Bit
Of
Heroin
And
Then
I'll
Be
Even
Steven
I'm
Just
Thinking
Maybe
If I
Go
In
There
Then
And
Do
A
Couple
Shots
Then
Maybe
My
Disadvantages
Go
Away
Not
Quite
Isn't
That
How
Disadvantages
If
You
Mix
Multiple
Intoxicants
Doesn't
It
Get
Better
Well
Let's
Go
Let's
Go
Drinking
This
Guy
Our
Friend
This
Guy
Michael
He
Seems
Like
His
Heart's
Broken
It's
Yeah
Let's
Go
Drink
It
Till
It's
In
Shatters
You
Say
Yeah
Complete
Shatters
Alright
Uh
Then
Alright
We're
Ducks
Alright
Uh
Have a
Good
Time
Here
Make
Sure
Turn
On
My
Signal
Alright
Yeah
No
It
Drives
Like
A
Dream
Yeah
Might
Have
To
Might
Have
To
Look
At
Getting
One
Myself
One
Day
You
Can
Let's
Yeah
No
It
Drives
Like
It's
Like
Driving
A
Big
Cloud
That's
Why
I
Like
It
Man
It's
Super
Nice
Oh
Yeah
This
Knows
This
Knows
It
Will
Goes
Look
At
It
Alright
Here
We
Go
Alright
Okay
Pull
I
Know
I
Know
The
Bartender
Over
Here
Pull
Over
He
Points
Over
To
Place
It's
A
Bar
Just
A
Bar
Yeah
A
Buyer
And
You
Guys
Pull
Into
This
Place
It's
Called
You
See
It
On
The
Sign
As
You
Come
In
It's
Called
Paradise
Hello
All the
Waldies
No
A lot
Zawane
No
It's
Paradise
And
You
Know
Actually
Hello
Paradise
Yeah
Sorry
Bridget
It's
A
Geography
Joke
You'd
Have
To
Be
There
I
Get
That
Was
That
A
Dad
Joke
Maybe
Too
Strain
Okay
And
You
Guys
Show
Up
At
Paradise
And
You
Guys
Sit
Down
At
The
Bar
And
Michael
Just
He's
Just
Hanging
His
Head
He's
Sitting
He's
Sitting
Down
At
The
Bar
And
He's
Hanging
His
Head
Round
A
Dig
Of
Whiskey
Alright
I
Guess
And
The
Bartender
Brings
You
Guys
Over
Four
Shots
Wait
How
Many
Are
You
Four
Yeah
Alright
I
Toast
Bottoms
Up
Alright
Here's
To
New
Friends
And
Kidnapping
We're
Not
Kidnapping
Drink
Well
Can I
Go
Home
No
Drink
And
He
Takes
A
Shot
Alright
Team
Meeting
Team
Meeting
Alright
No
Not
You
Just
Enjoy
That
Whiskey
Give
Us
A
Second
I
Just
Drank
It
Is
The
Smallest
Cup
Ever
Yeah
Order
Another
One
Alright
Tell
Him
To
Put
In
A
Bigger
Cup
Okay
Can
You
Alright
And
He
Nods
Alright
So
In
The
Meet
And
Go
Guys
I
Think
I've
Got
The
Dress
You've
Got
A
Dress
The
A
Dress
Oh
We
Already
Went
There
Oh
No
We
Didn't
Go
There
You're
A
Beautiful
Woman
Or
Beautiful
Sarn
Beautiful
Sarn
Like
I've
Got
The
I've
Got
The
Communicator
Number
You
Don't
Need
To
Hang
Around
This
Guy
Anymore
Oh
No
But
He's
So
Sad
So
Yeah
He's
Right
Sarn
She's
Right
Doesn't
He
Make
You
Feel
Better
By
Comparison
Sarn
Don't
You
Think
We
Need
A
New
Intern
He'll
Make
Me
Feel
Better
Yeah
Then
I
Won't
Be
The
New
Intern
Wait
I'm
Not
An
Intern
Exactly
Wait
I don't think I agreed to work with you.
Are you kidnapping me, too?
No, no.
Heavens no.
No.
Let me go home, Saren.
I just want to go home.
It's like a...
Now I don't know what to feel.
It's like a phone tree kidnapping.
He's kidnapping me.
I'm kidnapping somebody else.
You're kidnapping someone.
It's a phone pyramid.
It's a kidnapping pyramid.
Yeah.
No, we don't need him anymore.
But does he need us?
Does it matter?
That's the thing, Saren.
We've learned a lot with you these last few...
However long we've been together.
I know you've got a heart of gold underneath you.
And this guy...
No, I don't.
I mean, I meant that metaphorically.
Your heart is like metal, alright?
It's not...
Okay.
I don't know what my point was here.
I don't know either.
Why?
And as you guys are...
As you guys are bickering, he turns around to you.
He throws his armor on you.
Do you guys ever feel like you're being used?
I feel like I'm being used.
By who?
Definitely not by us.
Who's using you, friend?
Well, I thought she loved me for me.
But I think she's just using me.
Using you for what?
Alright, guys.
Let's keep him in.
It feels like a good alley to go down right now.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what, man?
You just got to do what...
You got to love yourself, man.
You just got to love yourself.
Let's go do more drugs.
No, no, no.
Not drugs.
Drinks.
Because he doesn't want to do more drugs.
You got to love yourself, man.
And I like pat him on the back.
Let's get drunk.
You got to use her.
Alright.
Use her?
I don't know what that means, but...
All right.
Another round.
And bigger glasses.
Bigger glasses.
Just increasingly large glasses.
And increasingly smaller eyes.
I would like to try to pickpocket the real office.
His coat.
Okay.
That would be a stealth check.
Pretty weird stealth.
Except for...
The setback.
Wait.
Oh, I do have two boosts.
Holy shit.
What was that?
Check succeeded.
Five successes.
Six.
Succeeded.
And two advantages.
Alright.
Uh...
You take...
The real from his pocket.
Is there, like, uh...
Anything else in his pocket I could have taken?
Yeah, what else is in there?
Yeah, you feel around.
While you're in there, let's take a look around.
Yeah.
Why don't I just...
Why don't I just poke around in there?
Well, I...
Like, maybe it's got Butt Radar's address on a business card.
I don't know.
Or maybe...
Maybe it's got a lock of her hair.
So much hair.
Could have fallen off anywhere.
Yeah.
Uh...
No, you...
You do find the real and just be...
You get what you get.
And don't be upset.
Alright.
I put it in my pocket.
You're not even gonna do it?
Just gonna save it for later?
Yes.
Functioning.
Real addict.
Wow.
How about that?
You know...
I don't know why you guys are in my backseat, but...
Like...
This is...
Making me feel, like, a little better.
Although...
I feel like you guys gave me some bad advice.
And maybe it was going well before I called her in the middle of the night.
I don't think it was going well.
For God's sakes, what is this...
Out of character, what is this sound...
What is all this sound thought doing here?
I mean, honestly...
Let's get in...
I don't...
I don't know.
You guys are just...
You guys are just hanging out.
You just keep giving them...
Giving them alcohol.
I don't...
I really don't know where it's going.
It keeps making more and more sound and very, very rational decisions.
You know?
No, no.
Look, look.
If she...
If you call her in the middle of the night just to say you love her and that you want to be...
Have you told her you loved her yet?
Yeah.
Like, literally, like, ten minutes ago.
On the phone.
And she...
No, no, no.
Before that.
Uh...
No.
And this is the first time she says...
You say you love her.
And she...
She hangs up on you and calls you stupid.
Not in that order.
Yeah.
You know?
She's not very nice to me.
No.
You deserve someone to be nice to you.
Like, you know, I mean...
Granted, we were in the backseat of your car for reasons I still don't quite understand.
But we would never.
I think it was...
I think it was to give me a ticket.
Several.
You know what?
You're right.
And you've had a really hard night, so...
And she's going to take one of the tickets.
I'm assuming it's just in his pocket still at this point.
She's going to take the one and...
I don't know.
Sorry, I didn't find it.
That was one of the advantages.
The tinted windows?
I'm going to rip it up.
Not going to report it.
Take them off.
You got, like, a warning.
But, hey, you know, like...
That's something.
You don't have tinted windows.
You know?
Get rid of your tinted windows.
Especially tinted on both sides.
That seems dangerous.
You know, Michael, getting rid of tickets and, you know, dealing with that, that's a really important thing.
It helps build character.
You need to...
And it's a...
You know, you don't get...
You don't get too many free passes like that.
This...
This little sat's looking out for you.
This little sat knows where it's at.
Wow.
All right.
Well...
Uh...
Let's...
Another round.
Bigger glasses.
Smaller ice.
And even smaller ice.
All right.
At this point, he's wasted.
Uh, and...
So, I would...
I would like to talk to him.
Okay.
Also wasted.
And hi.
About, like...
All right.
What they used to do.
And, like, the kind of dates they'd go on.
And where she enjoyed to go.
Are you trying to steal his girlfriend?
No.
I'm trying to find information where she's not in a goddamn castle.
Uh...
So, what's her interest?
What does she like to do in her free time?
Yeah.
What would you say her regular schedule is?
Yeah.
Does she enjoy long walks on the beach?
She's definitely not a snuggler.
Let me tell you that.
She's not a snuggler.
Well, she's not a snuggler.
She might be a snuggler.
She's a snuggler.
Ah, so she's a snuggler.
Uh...
Snuggler.
Well...
Snuggler.
Her name is Noira.
Uh, I don't know if that's, like, her real name.
How do you spell that?
N-O-I-R-A.
Noira.
Okay.
I did not spell that like the way you told me to.
Does she have a last name or a first name?
I don't know.
We're on a first name basis.
Okay.
So, Noira is a first...
Okay.
All right.
Are we, uh...
Are Mac and I hearing this?
Yeah.
Uh, I think so.
Right?
Yeah.
You guys are...
I think it's most...
I think Sarn is, like, kind of throwing Sarn's arm around him and trying to, like, you know,
get to know him.
But it's not outside of earshot.
They're drunk.
They're talking very loud.
They're probably yelling.
Nora!
The bar is very quiet.
It's just...
Just him yelling.
Her name was Noira.
They're...
Noira.
Noira!
Why would you do this to me, Noira?
Why would you do this to me?
The last time I saw...
Noira!
That's pretty good to say that a lot.
Noira!
I saw her the day before yesterday.
We had dinner and, uh, spent the night together.
At her place?
Yes.
She's got a really big bed.
It's a waterbed.
Wow.
Fancy.
Yeah.
I mean, no.
Waterbeds suck.
Okay.
They're bad for your back.
You're better off without her.
Because of her bed?
Yes.
Oh.
That's...
You know what?
That kind of made me feel better.
Good.
Another round.
I don't know.
Bigger glasses.
I'm pretty drunk.
Bigger glasses and even smaller ice.
Oh, man.
Uh...
Yeah, we're at her place.
You know, she's got like a lair.
A lair?
What do you mean a lair?
Who has a lair these days anymore?
Honestly.
Well, you guys...
You were listening to our conversation.
I thought it was private.
It is private.
We're your best friends.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, okay.
I have an interest in...
I have an interest in lairs.
Oh, not lairs.
Lair.
No, I know how I said it.
It's 4.30 in the morning.
Like, come on.
It's only been a half hour.
Yeah, we drank a lot of whiskey, man.
Yeah.
Well...
You want another one?
No.
I don't know.
Come on.
Let's get another one.
It's on you.
I don't know, man.
I don't...
I can't.
It's on me.
Yeah.
What?
This whole thing's on you.
I don't...
All right.
I guess.
All right.
Yeah, she's got like a lair.
It's like a lair.
Have you been in the lair?
Yeah, I was there the day before yesterday.
We were sleeping together.
What's it look like, the lair?
Is it comfortable?
It's...
The bed's comfortable.
It's a waterbed.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's bad from the back.
It's bad.
I guess.
It feels really good, though.
What kind of lair is it?
Are we talking like a townhouse sort of lair?
You know, a building?
Is it underground?
Is it like...
Is it underground?
Is it cliche?
That old cliche underground lair?
Let me tell you.
Anybody who was on underground lair living in the past?
No.
All right.
It is not...
It's not underground.
It's in the industrial district.
Oh, goodness.
They have a lot of kaiju attacks there.
What?
Nothing.
Never mind.
Oh.
Does she live...
Like, she live alone?
No.
She's...
She lives with, like, a bunch of thugs and pirates and ne'er-do-wells of all stripes.
Oh, that...
And that's not fishy to you?
And there's also Rial, her second-in-command.
Oh, okay.
Not the drug.
Rial.
No, Rial.
How do you spell that?
You read this on your gun?
It's a lot.
It's just...
It's just me.
How many records did you say?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
There's more space underneath the scope.
What's it say?
R-Y...
Is that her number on there?
No.
Does that say 742 Evergreen Terrace?
That's a reference I get.
Does that say 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
That's the one from Tequila...
Sorry.
That's the one from Tequila Mockingbird.
No, it's from the Munsters.
No, it's the Munsters.
It's the Munsters Mansion.
You're close, though.
Both starring Gary Peck.
A lot of people don't know that.
What's a Gary Peck?
I mean, Gregory Peck.
What's a Gregory Peck?
All right.
Use the data not to kill Mockingbird.
It's time for you to go to bed, Sarn.
Go to bed.
R-Y-A-L-E.
Okay.
Rial.
It's her second in command.
Is there anywhere she likes to go on her own and kind of get away?
Tell me about this Rial guy.
Because I hate to break it to you.
Second in command?
You know what that means.
No.
Wait.
Is it a guy?
No.
Is it a guy?
No, it's a girl.
Oh, it's even worse.
Women.
It's a female.
Yeah.
Wookiee.
Oh, it's a female Wookiee.
Yeah.
It's like the whole crew is Wookiees.
What?
All of them?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
All women, right?
It's an all-women crew.
That's incredibly empowering.
I mean, terrible in some ways, but very empowering.
I mean, it's like Criminal Enterprise.
They kill people for no reason at all.
Right.
I mean, you know, the Criminal Enterprise is a largely male-dominated field.
So it's great to see some, you know, female representation, even if they are dirty Wookiees.
Whoa.
That's my wife you're talking about.
You're not married.
She did.
Oh, he starts crying again.
Oh, no.
Another round.
Oh, another one.
And.
Yeah.
As he takes.
Oh, I thought he froze for a second.
No, I didn't.
He hit me to it.
I did.
I did kind of freeze trying to decide what to do.
Yeah.
He's like on the verge of passing out.
Now you've fed him so many shots.
He's about to pass out.
Oh, man.
You look.
You look rough.
Hey.
Hey, Matt.
What's up, bud?
You still got those keys?
Oh, the car is still running out front.
All right.
It's cold out there.
We got to keep the thing warm.
Go.
All right.
Let's throw.
Why don't we.
Why don't we pull.
Take our new friend and have him go take a nap in the car and we'll go visit.
We'll take him to his girlfriend's house and just drop him off.
Why can't we just leave him here?
No.
We got to take him.
Look at him.
He's so sad.
Oh, OK.
We'll compromise.
Sarn.
Is he listening to us?
Is he passed out?
Yeah.
He fell asleep at the bar.
All right.
We'll put him in the trunk.
Why?
Is that.
Because I don't feel like leaving this poor guy here all night by himself.
You can just make him in the trunk.
Don't you want the car?
The.
Drop him off.
The Cadillac?
Yeah.
I was.
Why are we adding extra steps?
I don't know.
I mean, the poor guy just got his heart broken.
He got his car stolen.
He's going to have a really bad headache.
No.
His car is not stolen yet.
Oh, but I did.
I did make a note here.
I drive a space Cadillac.
If I'm good, maybe I keep.
Like 10, 15 minutes ago.
So the idea is planted.
Look, if we show up to her, like, I get where you're going.
Look, I see the path that you're headed.
If we show up empty handed.
I mean.
Or we could show up with him.
So you want to show up with him.
Yeah.
Who just declared his love to her.
Yeah.
She denied it.
Right.
And now you want to show up with him.
Yes.
Why is that good?
The law of Congress all.
Because she's going to want to yell at him.
Or she'll take him back.
I don't know.
But he's sad.
Look how sad he is.
He's so sad.
Okay.
I got a better idea.
Sarn.
How about this?
Do you want a hostage?
You want a hostage?
Come on.
You want a hostage?
I always.
Always.
You know I want a hostage always.
All right.
See.
That is going to reframe the situation.
We've got a hostage now.
We've got something she might want.
She's annoyed with this guy.
But yeah.
She doesn't know he's been taken hostage.
Yes.
Sarn.
Have you ever been in a relationship?
The moment you find out.
If you get into a fight in a relationship.
The moment you find out they've been taken hostage.
The moment you get into a fight in a relationship.
The moment you find out that person's been taken hostage.
I mean.
I think it takes precedence.
Over whatever the fight was before.
Waking her up at four in the morning.
What?
How often has this happened to you?
Oh.
At least once or twice.
Oh.
We had to check her out.
Whoa.
I did not expect that from you.
How old do you think I am?
Which end were you on?
I mean.
Everyone needs to go around.
What could that be?
It's been a rough.
It's been a rough few years.
I like you, Bo Benz.
You should be on the team.
She's got to pay her dues first.
I'm pretty sure I can't go back to my job at the Port Authority.
I didn't want to tell you guys.
But I definitely broke a lot of rules breaking into that parking lot.
I mean.
So those tickets you gave him are fake?
No.
They're still valid.
I mean.
The Port Authority is a cruel place.
They'll still honor the tickets.
But I'm definitely going to lose my car.
Okay.
All right.
Here's the compromise.
We'll rip up the tickets and steal his car.
But what do we do with him?
Who cares?
Back, what do you think?
You just want to leave this guy behind.
There's no point to having him.
I didn't say we throw him on the front yard of her place and then go in there.
I don't know.
Maybe he'll do it.
He was a man.
That's a distraction.
He's a distraction.
He's passed out.
He's a distraction.
All right.
Let's just murder him in Church's Pockets.
What do you want to do?
No.
I won't stand.
No.
Not murder him.
But definitely search his pockets.
I found a room in there once.
Definitely search his pockets.
Maybe make sure he's unconscious first.
Maybe make sure he's not breathing before we do that.
No, make sure he isn't.
Yeah.
You know, I don't care if he's breathing.
No, we can't do that to him.
All right.
He wakes up.
He kind of like bounces up and he's like, are you guys talking about me?
Don't.
Yeah.
Mike, we don't know what to do with you.
We want to make sure we take you home nice and safe.
Yeah.
Is there someplace we can drop you off?
Is there someplace safe?
Take me to Neuer's house.
All right.
Where is it?
It's in the industrial district.
All right.
Can you give us an address?
What?
Can you give us like the address?
I got to plug it into the space GPS.
All right.
Space global positioning.
And.
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was just looking here.
There was something else about this.
I don't know who this gender is.
All right.
Uh, fine.
And he, he, he, he, he messages you the, uh, he, he flicks you the GPS coordinates from
his, his technology.
All right.
So now do we need him?
We got the address.
He's a distraction.
All right.
Fine.
Just throw him in the trunk.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, we'll throw him in the trunk.
He can take a nice nap in there.
If we need him, he's there.
If he's not, well, no harm foul.
We'll just drop him on the lawn.
Can you throw me in the, in the trunk, man?
In my own car?
It's very, you're sick.
You're sick.
You're going to throw up.
You don't want to throw up on that.
You don't want to throw up in that Cadillac.
That's rich Corinthian leather.
Corinth is known for their leather.
Who's Corinth?
It's a planet.
All right.
Take me.
Come on.
And I, I changed my mind.
Take me there.
All right.
To the trunk of the car.
No, Corinthia.
He throws her, throws her over his shoulder.
I imagine she's strong enough for that.
Or should I roll?
Yeah.
I forgot to tell you.
I mean, you got four arms.
You're, you're definitely going to be the muscle of the group from now on.
We're going to need you to carry lots of things.
Because I am very tired.
We had a robot for that.
And a Wookie.
Now we have a little set.
I'm le tired.
I'm very le tired.
I am le tired.
You don't, you don't have to roll for that.
All right.
I really don't want to see you fail.
Just, just flip with your legs though.
Make sure you're not lifting with your back.
Throws him over her shoulder and starts carrying him out to the car.
Whoa.
Wow.
You're, you're strong.
Wait, did he pay the bill?
What?
Oh, you know what?
Watch this.
She says this to my, like, turns around, watch this.
Send the bill to Moira.
Noira.
All right.
And you mean, you mean the missus?
Yeah.
You know him.
And she, like, turns him around.
You know him.
She's always with him.
And he's like.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll put it on her tab.
That's from the bill to Moira.
All right.
Excellent.
All right.
Have a good night.
Give yourself a good tip.
All right.
Bye.
All right.
You never saw us.
What?
Who are you?
We were never here.
All right.
Yeah.
And then she kind of just, like, you know, lifts the car trunk open, sticks him in there
like a piece of, like a suitcase, and then just shuts the door.
It's comfortable.
Did you tuck him in?
He's chucked in.
Did you tuck him in back there?
Listen, you got to make sure that little boy is comfortable.
He's a very, he's very fragile right now.
I'm really sick.
All right.
I can't, you're not up here.
You're in the trunk.
We can't hear you.
All right.
You're not up here.
All right.
Let's drive there.
To Noira's.
All right.
To Noira's.
And I start booking it.
You just floor it?
Well, not floor it, but I'm definitely like, you know, I definitely jerked the whole car.
I mean, hopefully nobody got sick.
Uh, well, Michael did.
In the trunk.
Oh.
All right.
Uh.
Roll around in it.
The filthy atmosphere in the industrial district is even more pronounced than in the rest of the city.
The smells of exhaust and sulfur minger with an odor of burning plastoid, taking your breath away and making you feel sick.
The district is dirty.
The Farrow Creek building stained by centuries of industrial corruption.
Dumpsville.
It's Dumpsville.
All right.
Let's drive to her place.
This place is spooky.
Yeah.
It's like I can hardly breathe.
It's like, yes, exactly.
Uh, let's see.
I yell back.
Michael, you still awake?
Nope.
He, he might be dead, guys.
All right.
It takes, it takes you to a place that's got a, a sign outside that says, um, Ambre Environmental.
Uh, it's a building that, um, it has a very high fence.
As you pull up there, there are rows of off-white repulsor vans and ground vans all around it with, um, they all have the Ambre Environmental logo on it.
Dude, this doesn't look good.
Yep.
Waste management, huh?
Who knew there was so much corruption in waste management?
And you pretend to be in waste management, Bobans?
And now with a jacket that says Port Authority, which is what I am wearing.
Why are you still wearing it?
Because it's the, you called me and said you had a Port Authority task, so I dressed for the job, and I didn't bring a backup.
So take the jacket off.
Cold.
It is chilly out here.
Also, I'm, like, wearing, like, a, just, just a shirt underneath.
I mean, come on.
Let me have my jacket.
I'm not taking my jacket off.
Let her wherever she wants.
I don't, I don't think taking my jacket off is going to make me less suspicious.
Fine.
If anything, the jacket brings respect.
I don't think that's true.
Well, maybe a criminal would think so.
Whatever.
All right.
Well, the GPS has led you to this building.
Here we are.
Here's the building.
That's the building.
It's got a high fence.
And it's, there are vans all around it.
Do I have a, okay, do we hit, is there, like, a garage door opener on this thing that I
can open up the gates?
It does not appear so.
All right.
I call, I use my communicator, and I call Michael in the back.
Michael, wake up.
This is just me.
Do you have Michael's number?
I don't think so.
Oh, we did.
No.
He texted you.
He sent you a message.
Oh, with the address.
With the address.
Oh, yeah, he did.
All right, yeah.
And me and Tom, we are sharing money.
What are we going to call him for?
That's the joke.
I'm trying to wake him up.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to wake him up.
Then I'll just go back there and wake him up.
Okay, go back.
Tell him we need to get in here.
All right.
I slapped him in the face a couple times and wake him up.
All right.
Quit rolling around in your own sick.
Okay.
You put me back here.
You don't remember that.
I, I wouldn't have put me back here.
He's gaslighting this poor guy.
All right.
We're at Noira's.
We've been doing way more than gaslighting this poor guy.
We have been, like, just blowing him up with all the gas we've been throwing at him.
Yeah, and then also you put him in the trunk, so he's been huffing a lot of exhaust.
Yeah, so not only is he blowing, not only gaslighting him, we are also just gassing him.
Wake up.
We're at Noira's.
You go, you go out to the front yard and profess your love very, very loudly.
Oh, she's not going to be able to see me from here.
What, where will she see you from?
Like, inside.
How do we get there?
I don't know, but you better watch out for, like, the guard dogs.
They're not going to like you guys.
Oh, I don't like dogs.
That's not going to go well for me.
No.
What are you like dogs?
Dogs are fine.
They're fine.
How do you get inside?
Well, I mean, like, she lets me in.
You got a secret way in?
Can we get you in the secret way?
Like, is there a back door?
There's a secret knock.
What is the secret knock?
I can't just tell you the secret knock, man.
Can I guess it?
You can.
Where do you knock on?
Yeah.
First, let's talk about the word.
Let's talk about where we knock first, and then we'll talk about the knock.
We only have half the puzzle here.
We're only working with that.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's.
Well, I can.
I can get in through the door with like, yeah, the secret knock.
The security guards know me there.
They're not going to like let you guys in, though.
They don't know you.
But we're your entourage, bud.
We're best friends with you.
We're your security guard.
We got to make sure you get home safe.
We got to.
You know, we're not going to just drop you off at the curb and drive away.
We got to make sure you get inside.
That's what friends do.
We're friends.
Right, Michael?
I know that.
You guys have gotten me really drunk and put it on my girlfriend's tab.
I want you to know that.
I didn't know you were going to know that.
How are you?
You were so familiar for being drunk.
You were passed out when we did that.
Yeah.
You're right.
Why do you keep making such sound decisions when you're just drunk?
God damn it.
Michael, I imagine when you're sober, you're a very straight fellow, right?
You know, you're pretty.
I imagine when you're sober, everything would be okay.
Yeah.
Another round.
No.
It's not working.
They're not going to let all of us in.
All right.
So someone's got to go with you, though.
No.
Okay.
I got an idea.
Security's kind of tight.
What if you go in and you leave the door open with a pencil?
Security is still there.
Right.
They're going to.
We'll sneak in.
The security is still there.
I mean.
What if.
What if you guys.
I think the door is the least amount of our concern.
That's just.
Listen.
I'm doing.
I'm prioritizing.
The first thing we got to do is get past this door.
Then we can worry about dogs and the guns.
Is it a door.
Is there like a gate or anything to get in there?
Like, is this like a.
Where are you going, Michael?
It's an industrial park.
So it's like, it's, it's surrounded by these like tall fences.
And there's like.
Okay.
So there's a gate.
There's a gate.
There's like trucks and stuff go through.
But like.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So it's like, you know, but it's also nighttime.
And like, yeah, I come in and out because, you know, the old lady's there and they let me
in and they sort of give me side eye.
But it's going to be.
So what if you were driving?
Well, that could work.
But you guys have to hide.
You guys have to hide in the trunk.
Oh, this does not sound good.
No, it's come to backfire.
That's where you threw up.
All right.
I have to pee.
I guess I did.
I got to pee.
Just go in your pants, man.
No, no.
That's what I always do.
Yeah.
Go profess your love very, very loudly.
I have.
Oh, he's leaving.
Okay.
Bye.
What'd you say?
I guess I'm all alone.
When you yell really loudly it kind of fuzzes but not nearly as bad as it was normally.
And you probably just need to mess with the settings a little bit. We can do that sometime.
I have to get a bad one. I don't even think I need to get one.
You can get a little scummy one.
Yeah that's what I was probably doing.
It's a little bit different.
I don't know.
I can't hear the Bluetooth because I told Tiger or Lint that's the thing.
I don't know. I can't hear the Bluetooth. I told Tiger or Lint that's the thing.
*cough*
Thank you.
Uh-oh.
All right, I'm back.
What did I miss?
We all got beverages.
Oh, okay.
Hello?
Oh, a little bit of whiskey?
Yeah, just a very, very little bit.
Yeah, I saw that.
Did you know that when they first...
Okay.
Bridget might not know, though.
I have no idea.
I'm dumb as hell.
I don't know anything.
Uh, when they invented the telephone, they didn't know what they were going to say when they answered the phone.
Like, it was actually, like, they had to figure it out.
Why I said ahoy-hoi.
Yeah.
Oh, so you knew this.
Yeah.
Ahoy was...
That's like the joke in The Simpsons.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Because that Mr. Burns would answer with ahoy-hoi because it was the first...
Is that how they decided they wanted to answer?
Ahoy-hoi?
Yeah.
Ahoy.
I don't think...
No, I think they ultimately decided on hello.
Well, clearly.
The first...
Yeah.
For a while, it was ahoy.
Ahoy, I think.
Yeah.
After, like, ships.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or the chocolate chip cookie.
I don't think it was the chocolate chip cookie.
Bless you.
He's back.
Thank you.
Oh, you heard that.
He's black.
Did you guys hear that?
No.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you guys didn't, but I did it because, you know, I'm just down the hallway.
That was really loud.
It was quite distracting.
It really was.
Okay, where were we?
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm not gonna try and force that this week.
The...
I have an idea for the map, but...
It's not ready yet.
Because some things change.
Okay.
So, you guys are outside kind of surveying the land.
You know, you're outside the wall.
You've decided that maybe you can get in.
If, you know, security can't see you.
And...
Yeah.
But what if Bo Benz is the driver?
What if Bo Benz is the driver?
I mean, isn't Michael pretty drunk?
Yeah.
Is he able to drive straight?
And he has a driver, which was established.
Okay, that...
So, Bo Benz is the driver, because I assume she is not nearly as wasted.
Yeah, she works for the Port Authority.
She's trying to make sure this guy got home.
She found him in one of her parking lots.
Exactly.
Parked in two spots.
Gave him a ticket.
Ripped up the ticket.
And now he's bringing him home.
That was just for the tinting, by the way.
I want you to know I still gave him a ticket for parking in two handicapped spots.
That can't be allowed.
Those handicapped people need these spots.
That's canon.
That's...
The tinted windows, I'll give a warning.
Get those removed.
We'll be fine.
But the handicapped parking can't fly.
All right.
Like...
Also, I probably don't have a job.
Oh, no.
Well, don't tell them that.
Well, I need a new one.
Do you need a chauffeur?
But...
Well, you guys seem to want...
Yeah.
I guess.
Yeah.
I shouldn't really drive.
We're not going to get inside by just, like, walking up there.
Sarn.
Matt, you good with this?
Hiding in the puke trunk?
Yes.
This is our punishment.
Being two great individuals.
Too great.
Well, we both put our feet towards the puke.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's not make this embarrassing.
Yeah.
But it's awkward because we have to, like, face each other.
Yeah.
Lip to lips.
Yeah.
What?
You want to go...
Tip?
No, I don't.
It's not the...
It's the expression I take objection to.
Lip to lips.
Yeah.
You guys want to face together?
You know...
Lip to lip.
Lip to dick.
We really saw eye to eye.
Lip to lip.
The puke at the feet.
No problem.
Lip to lip.
Gross.
All right.
Well, yeah.
Sarn and Mac get in the trunk.
Lip to lip.
You close the trunk.
Their feet are soaked in vomit.
And...
Uh...
Bo bends.
Uh...
You get in the driver's seat.
And...
Um...
Michael...
Plops down into the passenger seat.
And he's like...
Take...
Take me to her.
True love awaits.
And she puts it in the...
To drive.
All right.
Um...
And you guys...
Drive down to...
Towards the door.
And...
Uh...
Um...
A man...
Uh...
At the security post.
Has like a big maglite flashlight.
Um...
But...
With...
Like...
Lasers.
Because it's the future.
Or past.
Sure.
And...
It's the future.
And also the past.
He shines it directly in your eyes.
And he's like...
What do you want?
Who are you?
Uh...
Name's...
Uh...
Bo bends.
I think I...
I got something of yours.
And she kind of like...
Grabs Michael.
And kind of like...
You know...
Shakes him in the front seat.
Like...
Huh?
And he said he lived here.
Oh, is that you pretty boy?
Uh...
Yeah.
You back again?
Yeah.
Alright.
Does the...
Uh...
The boss lady know you're coming?
Uh...
Yeah.
Did you just stump yourself?
Uh...
And...
Alright.
That's a good...
That's a good point.
Maybe he should roll.
Oh, shit.
Deception.
Yeah.
It's a deception.
Against yourself.
Deception roll.
Well...
Not against himself.
Against...
Uh...
The security guard.
Wait.
What's his...
Deception?
Doesn't it go against his...
Perception?
Oh, it's discipline.
Yeah.
Discipline is...
Probably pretty low.
Shit.
Alright.
I'm gonna flip a light side point.
Okay.
And be...
And just...
Like...
I'll whisper and...
Not whisper, but like...
Try to like...
Plant it...
Into...
Boben's ear.
Like, hey...
If they start to question this...
Be like...
This guy's gonna puke...
In the car.
Like...
I don't want him in here anymore.
Like, let's hurry this up.
Kind of thing.
To get him inside.
Yeah.
Like, uh...
He's...
Uh...
He's really sick.
Like, let's...
I...
We gotta get him into bed.
Or somewhere out of his car.
Okay.
Uh...
He...
He triumphs.
Uh...
He says...
Yeah...
But...
Uh...
It's not like...
What you think.
And he just...
He just horks.
He's like...
In the car.
Oh!
Oh, I hope you have...
Oh, man.
I hope you're not the one that has to clean this.
That is...
Rough, man.
Can we get through?
It's...
It really smells in here.
Just get...
Get out.
Get go.
Yeah.
All right.
And he opens the gate.
Go.
He taps on the gate with his mag light.
And the...
The door opens.
And, uh...
You guys get in.
Oh.
And then...
Sarn starts gagging.
From the...
You're in the trunk.
I'm in a trunk with puke.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
It's the sound.
Oh, yeah.
The sound works hard.
Stop it.
That wretch.
Oh, man.
You guys are lips to lips.
So...
You're a little...
Stop it.
Out of character.
Oh, okay.
Hold up your card next time.
Oh.
All right.
I was looking to see if there was a...
All right.
So, as you guys drive in, you, you, like, go down this driveway.
And you see, you look on...
Oh, you guys can't see it from the trunk.
But, Bobenz, you look to the left and to the right.
And you see, uh...
Four of these mean-looking bloodhound dogs.
Just mean mugging.
You're driving down the...
Uh...
And they...
They started...
They sort of growl, but they don't give you more trouble than that.
As you...
Uh...
Drive past the fence and into the...
Into the industrial area.
Or into the...
Into the warehouse.
Some...
Mean-looking dogs.
Not a fan of dogs.
You like dogs, Michael?
And, uh...
He makes another vomiting sound.
No, he...
He does, like, one of those, like...
And he catches himself.
I'm not gonna make the noise.
But he, like...
He's about to throw up, and then he stops.
Oh, man.
You really are...
He's really picking one for the team.
Yeah.
Uh...
But...
They drive...
You...
He directs you over by the, uh...
The warehouse's bay door.
All right.
Over here?
Okay.
Um...
And you guys are...
You guys parked the car over by the bay door.
What do you do from there?
Open the...
Open the trunk.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Well, first, is there anyone else in the warehouse?
Dude...
Yeah.
Well, wait.
Is there an oh-shit handle?
In the car?
Yeah.
Um...
I don't know if you guys have noticed this lately in trunks,
but they have the...
The glow in the dark.
The glow in the dark that you pulled...
This is a Cadillac.
It's old school.
It's got a little picture of a guy jumping out of the truck and running.
I don't think that's an oh-shit thing.
Like, somebody accidentally locks himself in the trunk.
Oh, this is a space Cadillac.
No, it's more like a, oh-shit, I've been kidnapped.
Oh, okay.
Well, uh, you could roll a perception check.
Roll a perception check.
Perception with a setback.
Or if you have another explanation as to how you made...
Nope.
Okay.
That didn't go good.
Yeah, never ever roll perception.
And you put the setback on it, too.
Good job.
I did, yeah.
Yeah, it didn't matter, but...
Can I look around and see if there's anyone else in the warehouse?
You don't see...
That's a check.
You don't see anybody from the outside.
Oh, okay.
You see that you're mostly past security from, you know, the outside.
Okay.
Then, yeah, I'm going to get out of the car and open up the trunk.
Okay.
I'll open the trunk.
She opens the trunk and started just holding on to the...
That handle.
Like, the handle he couldn't find.
Oh, it didn't work.
Oh.
He found it...
Sarn found it right before the trunk opened.
Like, as the trunk's lifting, you're like, oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Didn't get enough UV light or something.
I don't know.
Weird.
Okay.
Uh...
Then Sarn, like, spills out.
All right.
Uh, as...
All right.
So, so you, you get out.
You guys get out of the trunk.
Um, and sort of brush yourself off.
Um...
Michael is still in the front seat.
Now his head is kind of rest on the dashboard.
Or the glove compartment.
You know what I mean?
He's just kind of hanging over.
Well, at least he won't choke on his vomit.
Let's go.
Where?
Uh, as you guys are standing out there, uh,
a male Twi'lek in a bulky jacket emerges from the side door at the warehouse.
And he comes...
He starts to approach you.
Oh!
Uh, his hand...
Duck!
His hand openly rests on a butt of a heavy blaster that hangs in a holster at his side.
What do you want?
He says.
Obviously irritated.
Uh, just making sure, uh, your, uh, your friend here, Michael, Michael, uh, gets home safe.
You know, he was, you know, he's pretty drunk.
And, you know, he's on the, he's on the, you know, the eye candy.
You know, so, uh...
Michael does not live here.
Bad mix.
Oh, well, he said to go here.
And, uh, I don't know if you've ever heard of reverse Uber, but, uh, you know, he paid me to, to take him home.
In his car.
Oh, as he see us.
Are you here to clean up the puke?
What?
No, that is not my profession.
There's so much puke.
There's a lot of puke.
He, is this your car?
That's gonna be a, that's gonna be a deception check.
From me?
Oh, yeah.
You're the one to see me.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you, yeah.
But.
Average.
She did tell the truth about there being a lot of puke.
You want a bonus for puke?
For admitting that there was a lot of puke?
Yes.
She should be commended.
Yes.
One bonus die.
All right.
You succeeded.
Yeah, man.
A lot of puke back here.
Uh, I don't know if you have a hose or something, or.
Uh, yes.
There is a hose at the side of the building.
Uh.
Yes, I, I will.
Wait, are we going to.
Clean it somehow?
Do you want me to get it?
I mean, I, I can.
I mean, I can, I can get the hose.
I mean.
I mean, to be, to be frank.
I don't care.
Are you the hose guy?
I don't care about his, his car.
But, uh.
Oh.
Yes.
It's his car?
Well.
God, could you imagine puking in your own car?
How embarrassing.
You gotta puke in someone else's.
You can't puke in your own.
You know, like, around here, we sort of laugh at Michael.
He's a sort of silly man.
Yeah, he's really hung up on the, this girl of his, uh.
He said her name.
I don't know what he said.
No, you're wrong.
Noura.
Something like that.
I got it wrong on purpose.
Oh.
Sorry.
And, and he, he sort of picks up, you know, he's, he's like, oh, you mean the, is the boss?
The boss.
Oh.
This guy with the boss?
Nah.
Uh, yes.
I would never call her Moira.
Oh, well, listen.
I, I, I don't know nothing.
I'm stupid and dumb as hell.
You are quite stupid.
I, I do give you, uh, the, free advice if you ever do meet her.
Don't ever say Noura.
Always.
Sir, but her radar.
Oh.
Yes.
Well.
Tell, uh.
Be professional.
Star, star, star's ears kind of, like, perk up.
Whether cone or human-like.
Okay.
The ears perk up at the, the sound, or the, yeah, the noise of, like, butt radar.
Hmm.
We're in the right spot.
I see that you are also a Twi'lek.
Yes.
I am a Twi'lek.
Hello, traveler.
Thank you.
Hi to you as well.
All right.
Well, if you need to take him to the boss, then you will take him to the boss.
Can you show us where the boss is?
It's over in the warehouse.
The boss is in the warehouse?
At this hour?
I'm starting.
Maybe she's an early riser.
I am starting to become suspicious that perhaps you don't know what you're doing here and you are in.
No, no.
It's just, you know, some people don't understand the, the working hard, you know, the, the, the little man, the poor workman's worker.
And I think like, Bo Benz is like doing that thing where you meet like other people who have the same job at you and you're just shooting the shit.
Like she totally believes that, uh, they're both low level employees.
You know, that's the kind of conversation she's like, you know, people just, they don't work hard anymore.
You know, gotta get up early.
Get that bread.
Yeah.
He just doesn't understand.
He seems like one of those fancy sirens.
Right?
Like, like some of us do have to work at five o'clock in the morning.
Sorry.
Did you say the fancy what?
Well, I said fancy sirens because I didn't want to say fancy girl or fancy boy.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
Gotcha.
Cause I knew it would set you off.
So I just.
No, no, no.
I, I just wanted to clarify.
Yeah.
He doesn't actually know who you are.
Right.
Fancy twilight.
Well, uh, we'll get Michael all cleaned up.
We'll get the car cleaned up.
We'll, you know, go meet this, uh, butt radar, drop him off.
Get out of your hair.
I'm sure.
You got a busy day ahead of you.
You probably got a lot of stuff to do.
Uh, whatever it is that you do.
No, no, I'm security.
So I'm just going to sit here and watch for the people to come and not come in.
I will shoot them.
They try to come in.
I, I, I walk up to him and be like, Hey, he kind of paid me for the hour.
Are you shaking me down?
No, no, no, no, no.
I just, I, he, he paid in advance.
I want to make sure he gets what he paid for.
I'm very confused with what you're proposing.
Is it?
I'm not proposing it.
It is mostly a sexual thing.
Yeah.
What?
With what?
So I want to get like, have sex with him.
He's a hardworking, it's a hard, I don't, I don't, I don't, I really don't care.
I imagine I'm just standing there holding the guy while you two are talking and I'm like,
what the hell is going on?
Like, he, he paid me to dance with him and his missus.
Oh, so you want me to tell you exactly where she is?
Is that what you're trying to say?
I want to complete the job.
You know, as a Twilight, like we gotta, we have to, we said we're going to do something.
We're very honorable.
Good work ethic.
I really, I really don't.
I'm trying to be better and not poo-poo your idea, but your idea is really dumb.
Wait, my idea of trying to be an androgynous booker to dance with a Wookiee and a male, I'd
assume humanoid.
And also of not very much consciousness and very drunk.
And, you know, at this point, I don't even know if he got out of the car.
I think his head is just hanging on the dashboard.
And you're saying, I need to finish this man off.
I have to fulfill this contract.
Right.
It just sounds like, yes, I have to jerk this man off.
Okay.
I guess.
So I guess you need to do it.
I don't really want to see it.
I've, you feels a need to, you need to finish him.
I, if you don't want to see it, then turn around.
Tell us where the missus is.
We'll re-night.
Mrs. Sarn, Michael.
We'll get out of here.
We'll, you know, we, we got other things we got to get done today.
Not to say your time's not valuable, but.
It's very valuable.
You just said you sit around.
Yes.
That's the nature of security.
Very dangerous.
That's part of the job is the standing.
Yes.
It's the standing.
It's the watching.
It's the being in constant danger is.
Right.
Constant alert.
Constant vigilance.
See, she understands you.
I don't know about you.
You seem very strange.
Promiscuous.
What?
No.
You have to.
All right.
The boss is down that way.
You need to go into the warehouse and she's into the center of the building.
All right.
Well, I'm sure we'll find it.
All right.
Sarn, leave him alone.
Let's get going.
We got to get this guy into.
We got to get this guy tucked away.
Let's go.
Your hour is ticking down, man.
Your, your hour is just.
Longer we stand here.
I.
Yes.
Please.
Or does the hour start when you start dancing?
Let's not get caught up in the semantics of that right now.
I don't know.
You really, really want to talk about it a lot.
No, no.
I didn't want to talk about it a lot.
I didn't.
I didn't really bring it up.
You brought it up.
No, I'm not.
No, you didn't bring it up, but I'm just trying to clarify.
Listen.
Did you need.
It's really.
I.
It's been a very long night.
Right.
Let me get this over with so I can go home.
Do you.
And relax.
Family.
No.
Okay.
Single toilet.
I believe it.
Saran starts flicking the leku around.
Uh-huh.
Single.
Let's get out of here.
Now do you want to ask you out?
Before this gets weird.
You can just finish out what you need to do.
Listen, I got to drop this guy off.
Got to go back to work, work for the Port Authority.
Out of character.
I'm just going to say, brothers, go continue what you're doing.
Out of character.
What makes you more uncomfortable?
The fake vomit noises?
So the fact that you're kind of flirting with your brother?
Yeah.
What makes you more uncomfortable for you?
Let me put it this way.
I'd like to leave both in character and out of character.
I'd like to leave both in character.