Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Stop it now
Episode 49, Lips to Lips
Booty call
The crew finds themselves closing in on the butt radar
Thanks to some love bonding and trunk riding with forlorn lover Michael Torvald
After buying him a few drinks, borrowing his car and not kidnapping him
The four have managed to get to the gates of Ambry Environmental
A friend to the Radarian leader's hangout
Now they must find and face her
How much more bad advice will they give?
Will Bobenz find more violation strike tickets for?
Did Sarn lose Michael's pockets for real while he was passed out?
But more importantly, will they get to watch a man kiss a Wookiee?
Pretty excited
Am I still high?
That sounds like a personal question
Yeah, you're high as shit
Hmm
That's not good
I mean, really
I mean, I don't know how many rounds of that whiskey we had
But we kept getting smaller glasses and bigger ice
Or was it bigger ice and smaller glasses?
I don't remember what it was
I think the ice was getting smaller
And the glasses were getting bigger
Yeah, bigger glasses and smaller ice
Alright, when we left off, you guys were here
Sarn was farting with that other Twi'lek
Yes
I think we should pick up there
Um
I don't remember that
Yes
I try to forget it
You were pretty high
I
Famously still am
Yeah, you are high as shit
Which means
That you will have disadvantage
On every roll
For the rest of time
For the rest of time?
Yes
Forever
Until you
I thought that was fulfilling an obligation
I don't know
We haven't
We haven't really
Done much of that, have we?
No
Sorry
I'm back
I was gonna drink
Tiger's frozen again
But that's just my
That's just my video, right?
You can hear me?
Yeah
Okay
What?
Hmm?
Alright, let me
Alright, so
This is not a great song
But I don't really want to keep
Futsing around
Alright, let's see
Let's get us back in the mind frame
You're outside the car
A
Twilight
Come up to you
Um
You guys
Convinced him
What?
That you were gonna take
Michael
To bed
I guess
And you may or may not
Jerk him off
I don't know what you're talking about
We definitely
Had a
Convinced
The
Twilight
That we were gonna
Go take
Michael to
Butt radar
And then
Just make sure he gets
You know
Gets inside
Tucked in properly
And then we were out of there
Okay
I mean that's what
I don't know what
Sarn was doing
But I mean that was
Up until that point
I was just trying to get out of there
Distraction
Okay
I
Yes
Alright
So you guys
I think the
So the
The Twi'lek
Is going to
You know
He's still standing guard
But
You guys will
Enter the warehouse
At this point
You're carrying
Michael
I think
Is he passed out
He's just
Passed out
I mean he
I think he's like
In and out of consciousness
Okay
He's browned out
Browned out
Brown
Brown note
It means he shit his pants
Oh no
Oh
I pooped myself
Okay
Yeah and I think
I was carrying
Michael
I think I just had him
Slugged over my shoulder
Oh that's right
You're doing all the
Heavy lifting now
We also decided that
Yep
That was a decision
We all came to agree upon
Yeah
Am I
Am I going home
Yes
And I
I pat
I pat him on the head
You'll be fine
Oh thank you
Uh
Alright
Let's
Go then
Can you tell us
Where your
Bed is
My bed
Where are we
Or
Noira's bed
Where are we
We're in a warehouse
Apparently that's where you live
I don't
I don't live here
She uh
She kind of turns
And like
Twists so like
You know
He can like
Look around
But
Oh
This is like
The warehouse
Oh
Whoa
Did
Are we going to see
My girlfriend
Yeah
We're uh
We're real excited to meet her
You uh
Talked about her
She's
Yeah
She's
Kind of mean
To me
But
She
I
I like her so much
I love her
Well
Yeah
Alright
Well
Let's just keep going down this hallway here
Um
Yeah
I think it's
Down
This way
Yep
Just
Bulbends
You're going the right way
I guess you're carrying me
Alright
Yeah
Okay
Alright
Yeah
It's kind of
Dark in here
Why is it so dark in here?
Yeah
Is there any lights
Uh
We can turn on
Or is it too
Too late for that
Or too early?
Do you have a flashlight?
I don't think
You know
We want to
Let anyone
Know or hear
I guess
Probably the less
Questions the better
You know
They're always kind of
Making fun of me
And uh
You know
I don't want to
Talk to anybody
They don't
Why do they make fun of you?
They don't respect me
Here
Oh
You gotta do something
To earn their respect
That's the only way
You're gonna earn it
Well I tried nailing their boss
But that didn't help
No
Has anyone even nailed her yet?
Well
I'm gonna
Okay
Are you sure?
I mean
Is anyone ever sure
Anything?
Really
You know
I'm working
I'm working it
You know
Like I'm gonna get there
He's gotta work
I'm figuring all the angles
I'm figuring the angles man
I feel like I'm
Real close
It's a simple operation
Where's her office?
Alright
Well
Let's go around here
Let's keep going straight here
And as
As you come around the corner
Um
This
This twilight
Comes
Another twilight
Comes there
To uh
To greet you
So what
Hello there
Good morning
What are
What are you doing
Here?
Uh
You're
Just
Just trying to get this young man back to bed
You know
Are you on the list?
Of course I'm on the list
Yeah we're with this guy
He checks
He has a clipboard
And he uh
He looks through it
And he's like
Who are you again?
Macklin Torval
He looks
He looks at it
He does
There's
There is no
Macklin Torval
On this list
You are not on the list
Is there another Torval?
Is there a Michael Torval?
Uh
No
It says
Do not let in
Michael Torval
Without express
Written permission
Not written
But
With permission from the boss
Oh
Bo Benz is just gonna drop Michael
Hey
Listen
He's your problem
Listen
We brought this guy here
We heard there was a reward
For bringing this guy back here
Now where's our reward?
A reward?
For bringing this guy back
No
You see
That
Everybody knows
That he is
But a joke
He's not a joke
Look at him
He's a man
In love
In a man
He's just squabbing
On the floor
He's
He's on the floor
Drunk
Whoa
No
Why would you say
I'm a joke man?
Yeah
What the hell
That's not like
Nice
He's like
We all know
The boss
Is not actually
In love
With you
Quit saying that
Yeah
He has a hope
And a hell
What?
You know
He can do it
Alright
Andy
You can't just
I don't want you doing that
I'm sneaking around
Yeah
Yeah but I don't want you
Just doing
Like I don't want
You doing stuff
Without like
In the background
Okay
I was gonna sneak
Behind this guy
And knock him out
Well I would
I know that we had
The ability to do that
On the map
But I'd rather you
Talk through that
Than just do it
On the map
Okay
So you guys
Are talking to
The Twi'lek
And Sarn
It sounds like
You snuck
Into
The door
Do you want to
Roll a stealth check
To see
Whether or not
He heard you
Go into that door
Sure
And what's
It's average
And then
You can have a boost
Because
Mac and
And Bobins
Were
Okay
And then
Up the difficulty
For
It would be a setback
But you do get a boost
Because of the
What do you call it
The
Distraction
Okay
I think you get a boost
Anyway
So you might
I have
I have two boost
Oh jeez
Boost
All right
Check succeeded
All right
So you were able
To go into
That side door
That you saw
Undetected
Do you
But you also
Have some advantages
Yeah
I just want to
Use the
Advantage
Like that
Back door
Is unlocked
And I can
Sneak around
Okay
Yeah
As your
Advantage
You snuck
Around through
There
And he
Didn't see
You
And you
Have
Just enough
Light
You can see
You know
That door
The door
On the
Door on the
Other side
That you
Could go
Straight through
And just
Getting like
A lay
Of where
You're at
It looks
Like you're
Going to be
Able to come
Around the
Other side
Yes
Oh
Let me open
That door
For you
Thank you
And this one
All right
You might be
Able to open
It yourself
Okay
So you
Snuck
You snuck
Around
Yeah
You snuck
Around back
And
Yeah
You're behind
Him
And at this
Point you
Catch eyes
With Mac
And
Bo Benz
As they're
Talking to
Him
Knock him
I lock
Eyes and
Freeze up
I'm like
I turn to
Bo Benz
Who's a little
Bit cooler
In this situation
I think
Just starts
Like shooting
The shit
She's like
Yeah I know
He's
Michael
He's a rough
Guy
But you guys
All make fun
Of him
Is it his
Hair
Is that what
You make fun
Of
What's
What's wrong
With my
Hair
I think
It's great
Sweetie
But I mean
People might
Make fun
Of it
I don't
Know
No
It's because
We all
Know that
The
But the
Radar
Is using
Him
To get
To
And then
He sees
Mac make
That face
And he's like
What
What is wrong
With you
Nothing
I'm
Having a chill
Ever have one of those
You know
What
And then
What are you doing
Siren
I
Walk up closer
Than I
Try to knock him out
With my gun
I pistol with him
Alright
That will be a
That would be melee
Right
Yeah
Oh boy
I'm gonna have to
Remember
I'm gonna have to
Remember how to
Do battle
Oh boy
I
I upgrade the
Difficulty
Why
Because I'm high
No
It's just
Setbacks
Oh
So just one setback
Yeah
So two difficulty
And one setback
Yeah
Okay
This is not gonna go
Well guys
Oh
But you have a lot of advantage
I mean
You have three advantages
And four failures
So you
So you hit
You hit him over the back of the head
And
Wow
I don't know this message
Some ideas for spending results for melee
Hmm
Okay
So
Would you like to
So you do have advantage
I guess you could apply
A critical injury
That seems excessive
You could disable him
But
I would say
I
I'd say you could
You could apply a critical injury to him
If you wanted to spend your three advantages on that
Uh
Cause he's gonna
He's probably gonna be alerted
And turn around at this point
And see you
I am going
To
I'm gonna actually spend two
On an
Uh
Boost die
For
You don't know
Uh
Step back to the target's next check
Okay
Alright
Um
He turns
He turns around
And he's like
And he starts to draw
His
His blaster
Um
And he
He turns
And says
What the
Who are you
And what are you doing
And why did you hit me in the head
You
Uh
I can hope
Ben just hit him in the back of the head
Just straight punch
Around
Right in the back of the head
Yeah
So he like
Turned
And she just pops it
Right in the back of the head
So he gets
Pistol whipped
And then like
Ow
And then he gets
Pistol whipped
Again
Yes
Well
Not pistol whipped
Just
Just straight up punched
Alright
This is turning into a
Three stooges routine
But yeah
You can
You can melee him
Alright
Just be ready
I'm gonna hit
If he doesn't go down
I'm ready
I got my pistol whipping
Arm ready
Uh oh
I somehow have
Lost uh
Am I still there
Yeah
You're here
On the screen
Oh okay
I'm back in the lobby
For some reason
But uh
Yeah
Let me uh
You should be able to go
Back to the warehouse
Right
Yeah
Normally they're like
Little
Locations will pop up
But uh
Suddenly they have disappeared
So I'm just logging back in
Sorry
Refresh
Keep you guys really on suspense
What will happen to this twi'lek
Will he get
Punched right in the back of the head
Will he finally be knocked out
Or will he have to be faced
The scorn of Max Skyblade
Is it a
It's a melee you said right
Yeah
And it's
Since
It's
I think you had it right Annie
Since it's engaged
You're basically
You have to be engaged
It would be
Two
Difficulty
Okay
It says
Two ability
Two difficulty
Yeah
That sounds good
Great
I didn't know you had so much melee
Good thing we let you upgrade
Oh no
Ah
All right
You failed
Um
And now he turns
Back around
Towards you
I'm gonna pistol
Whip him right in the forehead
Like a hammer
All right
Where
Mac where are you
I'm right here next to
Bobin's
That's
That's not you
Oh
You're on top of
Michael
All right
Oh yeah
Well I fell on top of him
Because I was trying to protect him
From
The verbal scorn
All right
What do I roll
Uh
It'll be
Two difficulty
And then whatever your melee is
Sorry it's been a while since I messed with the difficulty
There it is
All right
That
Wait no no no
You did not roll that right
No I didn't
Oh I'm sorry
I don't know
Why did you have that one red
I don't know
I just hit
Uh
Let me go back
I'll re-roll if you want
No
No that's fine
You succeeded
So you hit
You hit him in the head
Uh
And he is
Taken aback
Um
He starts stumbling backwards
And
Um
You can have another
Someone else can have another
Turn at him
Oh if he's
Falling backwards
He's gonna fall right into me
Yeah
So I'm gonna choke him out
Okay
Uh
That would be
Let's see
Let's see what kind of check would that be
Brawl
I don't remember the difference between brawl and melee
Let me see if I can find it real quick
I think brawl is with your hands
Melee is with
You could use weapons
That sounds right
Brawl
All ranged weapons require some sort of ammunition
Okay melee
Yeah melee
I think is with a
I think this is what you just said
Melee is with a weapon
Brawl is not
Okay
Yep
Go for it
Still not good
Uh
This getting die thing is really screwing me
Yeah cause you would have succeeded without that
Sounds like you should start working on your
You know personal development
Uh
Bobens while he's uh
The guy is like stumbling around
She just wants to like
Just take him and kind of just
Throw him
Okay
Just as a general like
Just to get him out of the way
Throw him out
You know
Okay
Just to hopefully knock him out
Alright
Uh
So that
Yeah so you can
You can pick him up cause
Uh
Siren is holding him
And he's struggling
Uh
He's not choking him out successfully
But he is
He does have him
You know
In his arms
Like a
Beautiful hug
Violent hug
So
Yes you can roll for a brawl yourself
And
See if you can get
Unless there's a different
A different one you want to roll
To
Try to pick him up and throw him
I think
Brawl is accurate
Cause
Uh
You know
I don't have a weapon in my hands
Except for these hands
These fists
Huh
Interesting
Brawl
Go for it
Holy cow
Succeeded
Ha ha
Yeah
She picks him up
And just like
And just chucks him
Against the wall
Oh dear
Uh
And he flies across
The uh
The way
And
Is incapacitated
Giving you guys some
Some cover here
Or not cover
But some
Some space
Wow that was a team effort
Guys
We did great
Although
I really wish we could have just finished
On a nice pistol whipping
Bowbends
We had a thing going
But
I don't have a pistol
I could
You could have asked
I could have just borrowed you one
It's about
Flair
With us
It's always about
Flair
Exactly
I mean I just
Picked him up
And threw him against the wall
Like he was nothing
I think that's pretty Flair
It wasn't very elegant
It's not
It's not very civilized
That's right
What
The one thing
A man in the forehead
On the other hand
Is totally acceptable
And dignified
And justified
The height of civilization
Well
Yeah
Well next time
Next time
I need to save you
From
A man who's been
Knocked in the head
Three times
I'll try to
Beat you
With a little more class
That's all I ask
Thank you
Alright so
You guys are
Okay
Yeah
You guys are still
Getting to know each other
It's still kind of strange
You're
You know
Kind of strange
Bedfellows
At this point
But
You're kind of
In it together
After
You know
You threw this person
The clipboard fell
And
You see
You pick up the clipboard
Me?
No no no
Sorry
You pick up
You pick up the clipboard
And
You look through
All the lists
Of names
Um
You
You look through it
And you do see
Michael's name on it
And
Michael's name is
Is
Crossed off
Can I
Uncross it off?
Like that's gonna make
Any difference?
Okay
Do you have a pencil
In your gear?
No but I have
Hunting goggles
Alright
Well you pull out
Your hunting goggles
And you see it
Real close
Uh
But yeah
You can
You could
Uncross his name
Cool
Did you
Really confuse
These people
Okay
Uh
You also see
On the list
That
It's crossed off
With a note
Next to it
Um
Further down
It says
You know
Michael's special guest
Question mark
And then
That is also
Crossed off
Ooh
Is that us?
Could it be?
Probably
Maybe
Maybe not
Uh
Okay
Well
I would just like to look
For other names
So if we get questioned again
Um
Sure
You can tell them
That's who
We are
Okay
Uh
I can give you
A list of names
That
You can just
Give me one
Uh
Alright
There is
Uh
Gethnu
Uh
Polipe
Sana
Are you making
These up as you go?
No
I have a list
Uh
And
Calabo
I swear
It just sounds like
You're making words
With your mouth
That's usually
How you make words
Oh
Boom
Roasted
Ha
Alright
I'll be
Sana
Wait
Hold on
Do that in character
I'm gonna take the name
Sana
And then I throw the clipboard
To
To Mac
And say
Pick a name
Oh I didn't write
Any of these names
Okay
I got one
Don't worry guys
I got it
If it's
Maclin
Turbo
It's gonna be
I'm not saying
It's gonna be that
It's gonna be
Something
Similar
I mean
You know
Maybe it's time
For Diplomat
To come back out
Diplomac
Yeah
I think Diplomac
Go Benz
Get used to this
Did not
He did not realize
The importance
Of uh
The significance
Of taking a name
From the list
Nope
Alright
Oh
Oh man
Did I just
Did you just
Throw that guy
Against the wall
We did it for love
Get up
Oh
Alright
And then he
He gets up
And he starts
Walking around the corner
And he's like
Oh
Oh I know
Where we are
Where are we
We're at the warehouse
Yeah
Where's
Noira's office
And he starts
He's starting to come up
A little bit
Uh
He had like a flow
Of adrenaline
Watching that guy
Get thrown
And uh
He starts
You know
Kind of slowly
Like a
You know
He is still drunk
Uh
And coming around
And he's like
Oh yeah
No
We gotta go down
This way guys
Alright
Let's move
Alright
Oh and this guy
Is
Way over here
And
No
Sleeping
Dude
Well actually
Dead and sleeping
Whatever
Alright
Oh I'm sure
He'll just sleep
Sleep off those
Multiple concussions
Be fine
Those multiple
Concussions
And he's like
Uh
Yeah I think
It's over here
Oh you're
In my way
Okay
Wait
Oh there we go
Alright
And uh
He goes over
To this door
And it's
It's
It's locked
He's like
No this is
Definitely the way
In man
Uh
But it's locked
Uh
Usually that
Twilight will open
It for me
But I guess
I wasn't on the
List this time
The one time
I don't pick
Pockets
For what
Like the key
No
Yeah
No it's like
A biomechanical
Geometric technology
Thing man
Oh so we just
Need
That person
No
I mean
Yes I guess
You could do that
Too but
Like you would
Need like his
Password and stuff
Man
Oh
Um
Can
We need to
Hack this
Then
Thank you
I had
I had no idea
Where you guys
Went
That sounds like
A Mac thing
No it is
Doesn't know
What's going on
Well I don't
Know why
Why are we here
Again
Uh
Someone should
Try to hack
This scanner
Yeah
Who's our tech
Guy
Rx
But he's
Become a ship
What
Your buddy's
Become a ship
Yeah
A man has become
A ship
The dream has been
Realized
Man is kind of
A loose term
Oh
Man killer
Is more
Closer
Killer is definitely
Closer
Yeah
He was very
He did not like
Us meatbags
Very
Anyway
Who's good at
Computers
Not me
I mean I
I can give it
A shot
I mean it's
I'm more
Mechanically inclined
But I suppose
A computer is just
A big machine
Isn't it
Yeah
Jump over
You know
Just right in the
Same lane
You know
Apparently I am
Actually slightly
Good at computers
Alright
I'll uh
I'll give this
Thing a shot
Uh so just
Roll regular
Two ability
Two difficulty
Right
Yeah
Oh you only
Have two ability
Yeah
I'm great
I have a
Proficiency
Oh doesn't
Matter
I did it
She is
Still got it
Still
Know how to
Do the old
Wrangle
Tangle
With these
Things
This is a
A locksmith
Pro
36
You know
And they'd
They're pretty
Easy to unlock
I guess
Apparently
All right
This is out
Of character
But have you
Seen people
Like break
Locks
With other
Locks
No
I didn't
Know that
Was a
Thing
Oh
Oh yeah
People like
Use it
Like a
Anyway
Point is
Neither here
Nor there
It's open
Whoa
That was
Pretty cool
Yeah
That was
Yeah
All right
She's a
Cool
What's that
So the
Door
You
You do
Your
You do
Your
Hacking
On it
And
The door
Slides
Open
Revealing
A small
Room
On the
Inside
Okay
Sarn
Rushes
In
Sarn
Please roll
A perception
Check
And is
Anyone
Following
Him
In
Oh I'm
Following
Him
Like kind
Of like
Covering
The corners
With my
Gun
Okay
You know
I think
Bowman's
Is more
Just like
Looking in
But not
Actually
Entering
Yet
Since
It's a
Small
Room
All right
Sarn
You look
Around
So no
One's in
There
Except for
Sarn
You guys
Are kind
Of looking
From the
Outside
Or
Mac
You
Walked
In
And had
Your gun
At the
Point
At the
Corner
Yeah
Okay
Sarn
You
Triumphed
Walking
In
There
You
Look
Around
And
You
Realize
That
It's
An
Elevator
You
Guys
Happen
On
To
An
Elevator
And
You
Look
Up
And
There
There's
A
Camera
In
The
Corner
Of
This
Elevator
Can
I
Shoot
It
Yeah
I
Shoot
It
Okay
With
My
Pistol
All right
And
Yes
Roll
Please
But
It
Can
Be
Zero
Difficulty
Or
One
Difficulty
I
Guess
Well
Jesus
Christ
Andy
You
Rolled
All
Right
You
Missed
But
You
Did
You
Know
Make
Some
Smoke
So
You
Obscured
Vision
On
That
Camera
For
A
Period
Of
Time
All
Right
Hey
Computers
Wizard
Hack
That
Camera
What's
Up
Can
You
Hack
That
Camera
Uh
Give
It
A
Shot
Hack
That
Camera
Hello
Peace
Turns out
Uh
I'm gonna
Imagine that
Like this is
Kind of higher
Up on the
Ceiling
Right
Yeah
This camera
Yeah
It's like
In the
She like
Takes her
Little like
She's like
Trying to
Fiddle with
It
And is
Just like
Just can't
Quite get
It
I can't
Get it
It's not
Working
Damn
My arms are
Too short
Uh
Michael
Rushes in
And uh
He
So that means
Everybody's in the
Elevator at this
Point
And
He rushes in
And pushes
The button
Oops
The button
The nuzzle
And
Uh
You guys are
Transported
Down
It starts
Moving
Down
Oh
I don't
Like this
Case
Yeah
And
It goes
I don't
Know
Probably like
Two or
Three floors
Down
Um
I guess
It's a little
Early but
It might be
A good
Place to
Do
Refills
Oh
Okay
Yeah
I gotta make
A phone call
Anyway
Alright
Bye
Try calling me too
That's one of my fault
But um
You can't take
Thank you.
did she call did she so she just said she might call later
hello again
I think tiger's trying to fix his camera yeah I thought I'd jump out and back and see if it helped
I'm back
okay
all right
you get into this elevator
and
where's Michael
and
it's small but it's not that small
you can fit in there
you know with a little bit extra space
to fit one more person in there would be too much
but four
you guys fit in there
good thing we don't have that body or that bodyguard
the twilight
yeah
yeah good thing
and
Michael comes in and he just
presses the button and you
the repulsor
the repulsor lift shoots up
and
and moves you down
and
you get to the bottom
and the
door opens
and you're in this small
vestibule
and right in front of you
is a door
do you guys
do you
do you guys think we should open this door
I don't really want to go back up
Michael
you go
you go knock on the door
what
yeah Michael
we throw you in the door
I've been here like
plenty of times man
like
when I'm here and
you know
and like dates
with my
my lady
you come here on dates
well not like
dates
in like the traditional sense
but like
you know like
love
meetings
sex
sometimes
but sometimes
sometimes we just cuddle
and
and like
she'll
I stroke her hair
that doesn't happen
she does not strike me as a
hair stroker
we are very in love
I hope you are
um
can I ask you a question
leave the way
me
you want to ask me a question
yeah
what do you see in her
she's
powerful
she's like
an
animal
all right
okay
go knock on the door
all right
uh
and
he looks over
his shoulder
uh
you guys
looking at him
and he
he's like
covering up
so like
you can't see
what he's doing
and
he does
this series
of knocks
and he made
sure that
you could not
see him
like uh
you know
you're gonna
copy off of him
and in a test
what kind of secret
knock was that
and
you can still hear
the knocks
right but there's
like a whole
there's like a whole
technique
you're pressing
at a secret
like button
on an ATM
yeah
is it like
what
now you guys
are criticizing me
hold your hand
and hit it
I thought we were
friends
we are
you are
making fun of you
that's how you know
we're friends
yeah dude
you need to
lighten up
you want some
real
no
man
I'm
I already
got sick
give it to him
no
this is my real
no it's not
it's my real
you're drunk
you don't know
you're high
yeah
and
it's not your real
Michael
let's go
the door opens
and don't go too far
just go inside the door
for now
and you guys start to hear
uh
music coming from
in
further
further down the hall
can't
oh
wait you guys can't go through the door
no
oh probably because it's like
right in the middle of two tiles
that's what I was thinking
thanks me too
all right
uh
all right
uh and you guys are in
so you're in a little hall
you hear
oh wait
don't go too far
opens
all right
so that yeah
that's good
all right
you guys are in this little hall
and you see
you know
you hear
you're starting to hear
club music coming from down
this this shorter hall
that you just walked into
and you're starting to see
like strobing lights
and colored lights
uh
it's
um
yeah it's strange to go
from that small elevator
from a warehouse
down to where you're at
now
uh
but you cautiously walk in
uh
you're a little unsure
obviously where you are
uh
and
you're starting to
plan your
your next move here
uh
sergeant takes out
the blaster rifle
okay
to get ready
okay
for what
for a party
yes
for the party
that we're gonna
the obviously
surprise party
oh i'm ready to be
surprised
that they're gonna
throw for michael
i'm so ready to be
surprised
i think you're going
to be
oh i'm going to be
whoa
why
why are you
taking out that gun
for the party
what were you
expecting man
this is
you know
this is like
this is
the hideout man
let's
let's let a fun time
why'd you think
i was so excited
to come here
to see your love
that too
all right
uh
what would you like
to do next
i say we
bust into that party
like aldo wilde's
okay
uh
all right
so mac are you're gonna
are you gonna strut in
oh yeah
yeah i plan on
i'm gonna probably
kick the door
all right
um
there's no door
oh
no but there's
there is a
uh
so sarn
i think
i think you're gonna be
right behind him
and
yeah
bobbins
i still think this is a
foreign environment
to you
and
you're keeping up
he's bringing up the
rear
you're bringing up the
rear hesitantly
that's exactly what i was
thinking
um
yeah
but mac in front
like right where you're at
now like right in front
there is a
um
hold on i'm gonna write that
down
up the rear
hesitantly
why did you write that
i'm just i am trying to
write down like uh
episode titles and i hope
everyone else is too besides
just bridget
uh mac you you get to the
end of this little hall and
there's not a door but
there's one of those you
know a set of saloon doors
uh probably just like a lot
zivani's now that i think
about it i'm sure i did the
exact same thing
uh and you kick it down
and you you strut through
you don't say anything
uh but you do strut through
like like you own the place
i'm finger pointing
you are finger pointing just
like you've you've just gotten
to high school
and you're looking around
uh looking for your pals
and you walk in
uh siren you're behind him
and and bobbins you're you're
behind him kind of uh hiding
behind both of them
and you see it's this nightclub
it's it's uh just this loud music
is playing uh in the middle of
the room you know that there's
lights strobe lights going in
the middle of the the room
there's this huge dance floor
where people are um you know
dancing to the music
uh it looks it looks like that
scene in righteous stemstones
where they go to the goth party
and uh kit is there i forgot his
name
uh trip
is that his name
whatever his name is it doesn't
matter and
keith keith yeah
uh where it's kind of a you know
it's it's an underground party
uh it's kind of like a rave uh sort
of thing but these are all like
clearly criminals
um so it's got like a you know a
harder edge to it
um
who would like to
it's i think mac
you're not in the perceiving mode
right now
uh sarn or bobbins maybe would be
when they walked in
uh yeah i can try to
perceive
something
okay
all right
about two threats
all right
um
bobbins would do you want to
perceive
yeah
okay
go ahead
oh i don't know
why that blindly hold on
let me do that
okay
okay so you succeeded
you look around
and you see at the edges
of the room
uh there are
it seems to be that there are
you know
people are there who are
partying or basically
off clock
um
who are
drinking and dancing
but you also see
around the room
there are
in pairs
um
guards
you can tell
because
they just
look
you know
tough
and uh
they're wookies
uh
female wookies
how are people
responding to my
display of
just total
awesomeness
roll a charm
oh that's great
good idea
normal difficulty
yeah
two
yeah
oh i am so
fucking charming
charming
everybody is so
charmed by me
they
they look
um
there's
the people in the
seats
up up front
it's too loud
the people are dancing
so they don't really
notice you
um
because you did
like loudly
come in
but not loudly
like literally
loudly like
you know
with gusto
uh
and some people
did see you
in the chairs
they kind of
look around
and um
they kind of
look at you
like in the eyes
and uh
you know
they're
they're mixed
genders
and they kind of
like bounce their
head to the music
and they look at you
like
that guy's got it
he's got it going on
it's come a long way
since the beginning
baby
back when i first
walked into the bar
and everyone thought
i was a loser
and i think you fell
down
yeah i fell down
now i walk into a bar
i'm still a loser
baby
but you love me
and he stays on his
feet
and he's mostly on his
feet
like a cat
yeah
can i
is there a bar
um
there's no bar
it seems like
there are
uh
waiters and waitresses
that are bringing
around drinks
oh wait
no this is a bar
over here
i'm not on the map
can you uh
i still think i'm on
the old map
i don't know if i'm
not just
no you're
i see you
yeah you're here
can you not see
anything
i'm like in the
i don't see any
anything
oh you didn't move
to the oh
okay i activated it
and everyone moved over
i don't know why
okay
that's my bad
holy shit
this is much
different than i
thought i thought
we were in a
closet
oh there's like
movement there's
like a picture
moving there too
how lovely
starting with like
something
movies
moving pictures
yeah
soundies
okay
all right
um
where were we
siren walks up to
the bar
okay
one
space mesquite
uh and a
you're starting to
get side-eye
by the guards
and um
the bartender
comes over
and uh
he says
who
who are you
i'm sana sana
sana sana
yeah
and he
he looks
down
at his
wrist
he's got
like a little
screen he looks
through
and uh
he says
he nods
and he brings you
over a
um
a whiskey
in a glass
put it on your
tab
yes
please
actually you know
what put a whole
round on my tab
a round for you
everybody
in the bar
yes
it's gonna be
expensive
including
the band
okay
um
and
he
he shrugs
and uh
he starts
you know
moving to
uh
do that
all right
you guys
uh
boben
boben's kind of like
she so she sees the guards
a little nervous
and
this is not really her bag
uh
but she uh
she kind of grabs michael's arm
she's like all right
where's uh
where's your lady love
i promise i'd get you there
this night's not what i expected
but hey
gonna see it through
oh you're not gonna like
you know
go and drink with
with the other two
listen i
do you remember the bar
we were at last time
barely
like a few hours ago
yeah
yeah me too
so
maybe drinking's not the
thing i need to do
oh you're drunk
no i was drunk before
now i'm just hung over
and sad
oh all right
and uh
he says
well usually i go this way
and
all right
uh
you and him
he he started
he leads you down
towards the back
where you came in
and
he
uh
goes up to
the wall
and
he looks over his shoulder
at you again
and like
covers up
as he does another
series of knocks
on the wall
uh
which seems strange to you
and
um
a door pops open
and
he walks into
a small
uh
vestibule
uh
does another series of knocks
and you guys are now
in a
back hallway
oh i have just
disappeared
can you not see anything
oh no no i can't
i mean like
like
you know
max over there
wooing the crowd
all by himself
apparently
for the time being
so yeah
usually i go
i go this way
so i don't have to like
go through the crowd
and like
she doesn't
you know
so people don't
like see me with her
and
uh
i just come in like
the back way
hey uh
you know i
i'm assuming they're saying this
as they're walking down the hall
she's like
i don't want to tell you
what to do with your love life
but i've
i've been around the rim
a few times
they said
i gotta be honest
this this doesn't seem like
a match made
in uh
in paradise
bud
what
what do you mean
i get the general vibe
that you're
really into her
and that's great
but i don't think
she's into you man
but
how do you like
know that
do you know
something i don't
i don't know
shit man
i just
i got called
in the middle
first off
these guys kidnapped me
earlier in the day
i don't know if you remember this
but i was kidnapped
earlier in the day
and then
i came back
you know
to give you a ticket
ostensibly
and now i'm here
i'm just saying
i've experienced
some shit today
and i'm gonna use my
lasat instincts
and i'm gonna tell you
i don't i don't think
this this woman
but radar
is really into you
so what
like what should i do
i mean like
we're already here
oh no no
i want to
i want to go home
now i'm tired
uh we're gonna finish
this out
i'm just wanting
to give you a piece
of you know
something to chew on
later tonight
okay
well
all right
um
i
all right
yeah sure
um
no i was just
trying to think
they're
you
you might
not
yeah i guess bobbins
you wouldn't you
wouldn't know
but there
there is there's a
missing there's one
missing piece there
that um
might have been
helpful
but anyway
uh so he goes back
in in this back
back room
and he uh
sneaks into
do you follow him
he goes in this door
yeah yeah
she's
her mission at this
point is just to
like like what she
said see this through
like she's like
i'm gonna have him
go see his you
know gonna drop
him off make sure
he's fine and then
leave and it just
keeps seeming to get
more and more
complicated the
longer this has
gone on but yeah
she's following him
okay all right so
you are the bar
i i want to go i
want to go to you
let me just let me
just end this like
real quick just with
a sentence uh you
walk into this small
room it looks like
it's like a small
office in the back
room there's a there's
a couch and a desk
um
it's sort of
comfortable but um
it doesn't seem like
it's the final
destination all
right going back to
siren now i just
like i'm able to see
on the screen like
the door perfectly
just the door and i
saw those two going
so i want to follow
all right so you
catch them out of the
corner uh of your
eye uh looks like
you know that you
saw a flash over there
so you did you did
recognize them you did
see them back there you
don't know where they
are or you know what
they're doing um so
you're heading that
way uh mac what are
you doing i'm dancing
on the dance floor
okay mac mac has
strutted onto the
dance floor and he is
having the time of his
life um he's had a
stressful couple of
weeks and he did have
that episode where he
did party after he won
that um after he won
that race but he was
he like immediately
got drunk because he
was partying with uh
with sarn and he
doesn't really remember
a lot of it and it
was just oh i'm just
living in the moment
right now now he's
living in the moment
because he's a little
bit more present and
no way there's no way
anybody's gonna come up
and question me or
give me grief at all
this is my time yeah
he's fitting in
strangely actually no
yeah you rolled the
charm you're you're
fitting in like you're
not really a criminal
but you're i mean
you're criminal
adjacent you're not
not a criminal like
smuggling in the star
wars universe is like
not as hardly a crime
so you're kind of
fitting in i'm that
time fucking skyblade
buddy uh you better
not tell anyone that
and so we go back to
we go back to sar
he's uh roll roll
stealth for me real
quick
just do an average
stealth
i didn't
you failed it
failed
okay uh you you
come in and and
they they hear you
they hear you walk in
and uh they're
surprised
whoa what are you
doing here
oh i just wanted to
see how this goes
how what goes
you confessing to
noira
what like that's
weird
why i don't know
like you're just
like barging in i
don't want you like
watching me
no i i fine i
won't watch
all right
well oh
fine and
he walks into
he opens his
he opens this
door
um
uh walks
through
into another
this one looks
like it's a more
comfortable room
it looks like it's
a little like
efficiency
well i don't know
did you guys walk
in
that's before i
describe it
yeah
all right
i'll follow him
all right you walk
into this room it's
like it looks like
it's a little
apartment
um
is there two
bullpen's
this
oh never mind
i was my
screen is messed
up uh you walk
in it looks like
it's like a little
apartment and
there's a little
bed there and
um he turns
around and
he uh crashes
on this bed
and uh falls
asleep
and just
passes out
that was kind
of anticlimactic
yeah
i mean
i gotta
i think she's
just his pet
his pet
or he's
he's her
pet
who
he is a pet
owned by someone
else
oh okay
well that makes
i'm not quite
sure
who this
butt radar
is but
i mean
nobody
does
jesus look
at this
place
um oh
i would like
to give
one of my
com links
to bullpen's
oh because
you had two
i had two
for some
reason
all right
that is
weird
can you do
that or do
i need to do
that for you
i took it out
of my inventory
did you put it
in hers
i don't
think i can
all right
uh
then
just in case
if anything
happens
this is a way
to get a hold
of
well you should
mostly me
i don't think
mac really answers
that much
you should probably
tell her
that that was
me telling her
you were telling
me
no i was
telling her
oh okay
well what
is what
does she say
about that
oh well
all right
she takes it
she's like i
i mean are we
done here
is this
is this the
end of our
great adventures
how does how
does this work
because like do
you give her a
com link i mean
is it like cell
phones so she
have like two
cell phones now
or like
she does have
her own com
link you did
call her on it
it was her
personal com
link too
it's like you
just gave her a
burner phone
she pulls out
her own and
it's like a
pretty decent
model and then
you hand her
this little flip
phone thing
it's like you're
like okay okay
you start putting
the com links
together
i have two
i mean they're
kind of closer
to walkie
talkies than
cell phones
i guess
kind of
i don't
know
buy it
she puts it
out she she's
gonna just tuck
it in her port
authority vest
oh that's right
the port authority
vest
then i'm gonna
open up other
doors
um
okay hold on
let me see
let me
all right
yeah you can
open up another
door
yeah a bathroom
uh yes
yeah that
you're in you're
in a bathroom
now um you
can see you
look at the
this is weird
roll a perception
check the thing i
was gonna say was
kind of weird but
did you you failed
again
yep all right
um you've got to
work on your drug
addiction bud
yeah
maybe that should
be this season's uh
this season's plot
development for you
yeah my
redemption arc
yeah uh yeah
you're you're in
the the bathroom
you don't notice
anything super
special other than
it does look like
there is some
um
there's like a
like a razor in
there like uh
like a men's
razor
like a shaving
razor
oh boy
really
in a club
bar
do you think
noira shaved
herself
is she a wookie
yeah
i don't know the
the hygiene habits
of wookie
i mean
uh
bobans
can you
what would a
naked wookie
look like
can you
roll a
perception check
too
sure
please
pass
yes
i perceive
very well
all right
you perceive
very well
you notice
in the corner
there is a
camera in
there uh
it has just
moved uh
and it's
pointed right
at you
whoa
what
there's some
sneaky shit
up here
it's like
it's like a
security camera
well it's
like a
security camera
but in the
star wars
universe so
it looks
kind of like
remember that
camera that
was um
at job of
the huts
palace that
kind of pops
up and looks
at i don't
know who it
was probably
r2d2 and
c3po
oh the
little ball
looking thing
yeah and it's
like it looks
like an eyeball
the nozzle
it's basically
the nozzle
uh she sees
it and kind
of like jumps
back and
like whoa
this is some
hinky shit
yeah what
what happened
look and she
kind of i'm
a does the
camera like move
with motion
yeah it's
following you
back and forth
like when you
move she
kind of like
rocks you see
it oh i've
heard about this
perverts take
like upskirt
pictures and
everything this
is gross i
did not want
to see that
you wanted to
know what a
wookie look like
shave well
turns out a
google search is
all i needed
i'm not gonna
be able to
sleep tonight
that was uh
that was
kefner's xbox
live name for a
while a shaved
eight oh yeah
all right well
can i open his
other door uh
before before you
open it uh uh
through the other
side there is a
uh a wookie guard
that uh is on
the other side
and she confronts
you uh she's got
the drop on you
um she's holding
a blaster rifle
and she's trying
to get you to
to back up
all right i
back up one but
then i raise my
own rifle
oh boy
um
all right as
you raise the
rifle uh
then i guess you
guys would be in
combat then
all right
does bobends have
a weapon
i don't think
she does
no
no so bobends
is definitely like
not standing right
behind sarn and
has her hands up
like
i think she was
behind sarn when
he went to go
open the door and
uh now she's just
like nope nope
nope nope nope
sarn do you have
an extra gun you
can toss her
yes but i don't
think right now is
the time for that
all right i mean
roll okay
this is not the
time for me to be
spreading around
weaponry when i'm
about to be shot at
you know i mean i
can't like drop the
gun my rifle to to
give her one all
right you're right
you're right you're
right all right and
uh roll your
initiative you'll go
to the combat tab
uh roll initiative
uh it will be
cool because you're
both expecting a
fight
oh boy how was
that
that is not a
good roll
okay so
um the radarian
guard gets a shot
first trying to
think how this goes
okay uh
uh and has a
blaster carbine
uh and
gives you an
opportunity uh
he's got he's
got you kind of
dead to rights you
notice that he's
got got you kind of
dead to rights so
um he's got you at
gunpoint and he's
trying to it's like
all right let's get
out of here let's
uh you know trying to
push you backwards
back to where you
came
so that that's him
using his turn
okay no
i'm gonna fire i
guess okay
uh we're pretty
close right
yeah so i guess i
guess when you're
real close it's one
difficulty right
three
hey look at that
finally
succeeded
yeah
um
so
oh i guess 10
damage
all right so it
blasts and and
kills this wookie
all right
i take uh
oh vends are you
better with a pistol
or a rifle
uh really neither
i'm not good with
guns
okay what about
like a vibro knife
a what knife
a vibro axe
how much weapon
were you just
carry around in
a few oh no i
don't have those i'm
just curious
oh
i thought you're
just i thought
you're just digging
through your bag and
just pulling out all
these weapons that
you just managed to
sneak into this place
uh you got anything
uh melee wise like
uh you know like
something heavy uh
can i do a
perception check to
see if there's
anything i can like
grab as a weapon
i have the butt
of a pistol
you could use
all right
or if you want to
look around for
something
i'm not sure
what do you say
tiger do i take
his weapon or do i
do a perception
check uh you
could do a
perception check i
think i'm sorry i
didn't hear what you
said you you're more
into melee weapons
is that what you
said
uh yeah i mean
that's what yeah
that's what she's
kind of like set
for so she's
looking around i'm
assuming after you
know you just shot
the person to like
find something that
she can use to defend
herself at this
point okay and
with the triumph she
finds a lightsaber
now not a lightsaber
but you do you do
see something shimmering
out of uh the kit
that the the secure of
the security guard um
something catches your
eye from his belt uh
you look over and
you pull out a
vibro sword
nice this'll work
all right all right
so let me put that
in your inventory
take it out of this
guy's inventory
mac mac still just
dancing
yeah i imagine
there's this real
big tense moment
with you guys and
meanwhile
all right uh roll
roll a perception
check
mac
okay
and now roll roll
another one uh but
hard
but hard
uh what what do you
mean difficulty two
difficult three
difficulty yes
okay uh you
while you're dancing
uh you catch
something out of your
eye um you're
looking you're looking
at a woman you're
dancing with just you
know super it's
starting to get kind
of hot you guys are
going you're doing
like that dancing back
and forth where you're
kind of like getting in
with someone you're
getting closer and
closer and you
look working that's
no not twerking
no i was thinking more
of like when uh uma
thurman and john
travolta dance in
pulp fiction
weren't they twerking
yes i'm sorry i how
could i have forgotten
and
as as you've kind of
started twerking on
this on this you know
this woman this pirate
um you you look over
into the corner next
like right to the left
of the stage and you
notice um this
wookie with a shining
uh something shining
from the middle of
their chest
and you recognize it as
the butt radar
oh we got
misdirected
does she recognize
me
uh she's studying
you
all right so i start
busting out i'm i
start having a bust a
move man i am pulling
out all the stops
dance fight me
like tiger you know
me i can't dance in
real life but believe
me matt cam i mean
why why role play if
you're gonna be like
your real your real
self like look at me on
the camera i'm awful but
look in the game i'm
probably amazing or
what's the role for
it uh
no no it's i think
it's another it's
another charm role
but you get you can
have a you can have a
bonus
so charm uh and a
bonus yeah
uh is that uh is that
boost right so one
blip
all right
triumph
you guys weren't
expecting like the most
amazing dance sequence
you've ever seen
we're not even watching
it
you're not even
there
he's so into it he
hasn't even he hasn't
even radioed his friends
to tell him how cool he
looks this is like my
shining moment right
now
the button the butt
radar stands up and
and steps down from this
ledge over here on to
the dance floor and
walks closer to you and
starts to um
do a dance of her
own
is it captivating
we'll see
it is captivating
uh she's going
toe to toe with you
on this
on this dance and
it's
remarkable
how
um
fluid she is for being
so
large
uh and now at
this point
at this point
everyone has
started to clear a
path in the middle
of the
dance floor
uh
and
you are toe to
toe
with the
button
horse's first
dance off
okay
and roll
roll a
roll an easy
perception trick
now that you guys
have gotten
closer
uh you have a
one difficulty
um
perception check
how do i bring
that down
uh
hold on a second
i'm having
difficulties
right click it
there it goes
sorry
i put like 15
difficulty on
just roll
what are you
trying to see
through a brick
wall
there we go
there i got it
all right
what happened
failed
two advantages
okay
uh
you see
uh
something's not
right
you look at it
and she's starting
to flicker in and
out of
the light
as it shines on
her and out
almost as if
she's disappearing
and reappearing
uh
back to
uh
bobenz and
sarn
would like to
step over the
body into the
room
into the back
room
okay
yeah
uh
you look around
in the back
room it looks
like a storage
area there's
like av
equipment and
stuff in there
uh
there there's
some like bar
equipment like
uh you know
bottles they look
dusty uh
but that's all
that seems to
be in that
back room
any good
whiskeys i
can put in
my bag
uh
a good one
preferably
well
yes
i steal the
dustiest bottle
okay
you steal the
dustiest bottle
of of dagobo
whiskey
yes
and
open this
door
that's
that is
locked
what's that
lock
uh
like a key
lock or
a computer
lock
it's
you you
recognize it
as um
most likely
it's uh
utility room
like you know
like a like
you know
where they
put like
the furnace
and stuff
um
that's just
sort of my
way of telling
you there's
nothing in
there
right
okay
well that guy
was guarding
something back
here
oh that's a good
point
yeah or maybe
he was guarding
the camera
or
maybe
maybe he was
a pervert
with the camera
uh
it seemed
like he was
trying to
direct you
back out
of there
uh he may
have been
hiding in
there for
some time
no
not anymore
no he's
dead now
all right
nothing important
in here
all right
well
should we
get your
friend and
leave then
or what's
the plan
now
yeah
probably
i don't
think the
butt
radar's
here
all right
well
like peacefully
michael tore
tore ball
and she like
ruffles his
head as he
sleeps
his hair
yeah
all right
see you
all right
it was fun
mikey mike
and i walk
out and i just
see i just
see mac on
the dance
floor with
the butt
radar in
his face
just going
to town
and at this
point mac has
turned around
and started
to uh
twerk
uh because
that boo
was working
for him
today
uh sarn uh
can you please
roll a perception
check
can i sober
up
um
you made a
choice bud
all right
i would say
so
you look
and you can
see from
where you're
at basically
what mac is
is seeing
uh that
you know
he's dancing
with the
butt the
butt radar
uh i would
say in exchange
for a light
point that
adrenaline boost
would sober
you up
okay deal
deal
didn't hope
uh advantages
you don't have
any more
information that
mac had
but you are
up to speed
with what
what mac is
perceiving
which is
you know
the butt
radar
uh bobbins
you can
perceive as
well
if you'd like
yeah
do you want
me to
throw that
yeah throw
it
throw it
down
throw down
your skills
man prishet is
hitting everything
uh i'll let
you handle how
you tell everyone
else but you
can tell that
can you guys can
see the butt
radar
yeah okay i
didn't know if i
still had her
hidden okay
you can tell
that the butt
radar is a
hologram
the gasp
uh i think
she kind of
looks at like
sarn and at
mac and like
realizes they
both do do
they they don't
realize it's a
hologram right or
are they not i'm
completely oblivious i
think it's a trick of
the lights
uh and sarn thinks
he can't tell from
where he's at that
it's a he can see
that it's like a
little strange
because they see it
seems to be
disappearing and
reappearing as a
light shine in and
out of it but he
doesn't you know
he doesn't think
too much about it
because there's a
light shine
sorry sarn does
not know
uh yeah so she
sees both of them
looking at it and
like realize she
understands the way
that they're looking
at it they don't
realize that this is
a hologram uh and
so she kind of like
slowly like walks up
to the hologram and
then just kind of
like waves her hand
through it like
and so you're just
trying to completely
break the illusion
yeah like completely
like demonstrate like
no this is not this
is not the butt radar
this is just fake like
she's just like this is
fake all right that's
what she's doing she's
just like nope fake as
as you do that uh the
music completely stops
and uh oh sarn sarn
followed you when you
went up because he was
a little concerned you
guys have gotten a
little bit closer and
so i imagine sarn would
have followed you up
that way uh just in
case the shit went
down yeah uh and the
the music has completely
cut out uh and the
guards have like moved
a little bit closer
in and um you know
you guys are sitting
there and you're
surrounded by guards
and uh the butt radar
starts to speak it it
has been quite pleasant
watching your antics from
afar you are certainly a
resourceful bunch the
consortium is lucky to
have you but you have
been far too successful
in your attempts to
find me as a result i
must ensure that your
efforts come to not
real here will see to
your destruction i on
the other hand have a
rendezvous with another
valuable consortium
shipment goodbye for we
will not be meeting
again and with that
um she flickers suddenly
and disappears
uh when she said
real here she pointed
back towards the back
corner where she had
come out from uh and
this female this other
female wookie walks out
uh you wrote this down
last week so i'm surprised
you didn't remember uh and
i say that tongue in
cheek uh real was the
second hand of the butt
radar i forgot who told
you that no i i
remember okay sorry
uh what you did say
who was who is that
yeah i think mike told
us yes i forgot i was
wondering how to put out
what i wrote down
and then i figured it out
halfway through my
question
um but uh before
all right so i did i did
flicker her off but i
wanted to do one thing
before i flicker her off
so just bring her back
if you want to thank you
she just reappears to say
this one thing
one more thing before
you die
the old colombo thing
uh as as she's talking
to you um stumbling out
from back the back corner
is michael uh he walks
out and he's walking
towards the butt radar uh
and he says baby baby i've
been looking for you he
clearly does not know that
it's a hologram even
though you had walked
when you did your little
display he did not see
it and he's slowly
walking towards the butt
radar and the butt radar
uh you know motions and
says michael you idiot i
have no use of you anymore
and he she motions towards
uh one of the guards and
the guards shoot him dead
just just straight through
straight through his skull
uh tiger you heartless
bastard that was our new
intern and now your
intern is dead
we already have a new
intern uh and michael falls
to the floor um lifeless
and dead and then she
flickers and disappears
well that's one stone cold
no we had just got you to
bed you were safe why did
you get out of bed i the
worst drunk friend ever
you think you're funny finish
you get them to bed you give
them a bucket and you think
you're done and then two
seconds later they're getting
their head shot in for god's
sakes and i well his head
really got shot out
it's it's everywhere well i
mean it is a star wars so uh
so there's no maybe there's
yeah there's no blood so
there's just a little bird i
guess i can i can hide this
video now there's no more
dancing and uh so walking out
from the back is this woman
or this uh female wookie uh
she's wearing this glittering
suit and she claps her hands
and yells or and says ter k show
these guests how we deal with
assassins and uh from the stage i
don't know if you notice these
things but i did i was wondering
what species they were they are
uh sav rips um yes they step
down from the stage and start to
make their way towards you
uh sarn would like to raise
sarn's rifle uh does anybody else
want to raise their rifles oh i've
had my pistol out ready since the
beginning boe bens has got her
sword cheap i'm assuming that
didn't even pull her so it's just
holds it up in her arm
i amend that i meant it i've been
slowly drifting like slowly a little
bit out of the spotlight and i've
also had my hand on my gun for a
while okay
right i forgot the coward thing yeah
and when hey i'm not i haven't i
haven't left i'm just trying to get
i'm not leaving god damn it dude
i'm just trying to get into a
better shot where i'm not in the
fucking center of the room
okay fine i've grown all right i've
grown
now i'm surprised you didn't try to go
towards the bar to hide behind it
no i'm fine i'm fine tiger where is
the entry where's the back entrance
to this place
uh is it right is it in my direction
am i moving the right way
yes you start i like i like to i like
to think you're you're slow twerking
backwards towards the door
blink twice if i'm heading towards the
exit
um wait i don't want to do that all
right
all right uh i've put you in combat
uh if you go to the combat tab you can roll your
initiative
cool it will be cool yes
oh boy i did terrible again
not as bad as that
i don't even know what that means but
0.03 looks bad
very very bad
oh no
do i roll initiative too
i mean you can try to run away but i
yes you should just roll initiative
someone hacking over there
yes
hack or more
okay
all right
um
all right who's
who's first here
booth
no
was it i didn't know an npc is
oh npc then
and then and then well
so if you go to that tab
it's not
what
it's not showing
it's not showing uh
it's just saying npc pc npc pc
yes
yeah that's
so in this in this game um
the way that it goes is like
every slot is either for an npc or for a pc
it's not for a person
uh for whatever module i'm using now
it actually just shows pc instead of the actual person
i think in the past it showed the actual person but um
this is more close to the rules so
you guys can choose who's gonna go second
and who can go in the next pc slot etc etc
um and the same for the npcs
um
so
is this
roughly where you guys are standing i'll give you a
an opportunity to change
if you guys were not standing
i'm more closer to this table
behind the wookies over here
okay
yeah i think i'm over by wherever the
hologram was
okay
i walked like
you know
i'm in the middle of the dance floor
uh gun
draw
okay
mac i think you moved the other way
because you're moving back towards the door
or are you
so you guys
i was moving towards
i was moving towards what i thought was the uh
rear entrance
rear exit
so uh
if it's not there
i might just be heading towards a closet
i don't know
okay
all right
there's a nice locked utility closet back there somewhere
there's a nice table i can hide underneath
okay
uh
in that case
so
i think
bobenz is a little bit more defensive
and
sarn is a little bit more offensive
in stance
so the
uh
npcs
the first npcs to draw
is the one savrip
and they will move
they're moving
you know
they'll take one move closer to you
so
they will be in close range
and will do a
um
a melee attack
at you
um
who
sorry
um
uh
melee
i feel like they will become engaged with you
which means then
it will be average
melee
so an average difficulty
and then you are
both engaged
what does it do
four successes
and one triumph
how does that
convert to damage
does anybody remember
i probably should have
removed
no
because it usually does our
damage for us
right if you
use the
the check successful
each
success adds one damage to a successful attack
so it would be four
what about the triumph
the triumph would be a critical
oh no
so i will roll a critical
oh that's not good andy
overpower
what number was it
because it's a 100 side die
yes
the target leaves himself open
and the attacker may
immediately attempt another free attack
against him
using the exact same pull as the original attack
all right
what was that
eight damage
no
it would be another roll
so it could be eight damage
um
all right
so they will roll
one more time
the savrip
melee
so it would be the exact same
roll
and so that's five damage
total
uh
so it's four
on the original
um
you have
four soak
is that right
yeah
i just wanted to make sure that
okay
because of your armor
so how do they ever do damage
on you
okay
and then this one
will be one
this one
this next one will be one wound
okay
and you have one critical injury
so how long does that
last
until you heal it
so anyone
that
gets into melee
range with me
gets two actions
let me make sure
i don't think that's it
i think it was just this one
but i still have it
i would still have the
right
so then it makes it easier
to get more criticals
and stuff like that
and the attacker may
yeah
it's just that original
one
i think
let me read it one more time
the target leaves himself open
and the attacker may immediately
attempt another free attack
against him
using the exact same
cool as the original attack
so no
i think it's just the first time
okay
uh
then
you have a pc slot
who will take it
i would like to take it
since i just got attacked
i'm just gonna fire
the blaster rifle
at this thing
okay
the subart
whatever it is
so i started blasting
all right
and i'm sober now right
yeah
finally
succeeded
okay
uh
you
you hit it
uh
you shoot it
uh
and it
it jumps back
um
but
it's clear to you
that
you did
you did not
inflict damage
oh no
i'm out of moves guys
that was my one move
it's a blast
that's
that's all i've got
uh
maybe it's
like
the vibrosword
will do more damage
i mean
it has to
right
oh
i can't do any
less damage
so it's another
npc
uh
the other
savrit moves
closer
and
uh
attacks
uh
bowbends
um
let's see
so it would be
the same
sort of thing
melee
uh
it moves into
engage
so
it would be
two
uh
difficulty
uh
four
successes
so that would be
four damage
you have
two soak
so that
gives you
two damage
does that
go under
wounds
two wounds
yes
okay
yeah i guess
there's just
four wounds
not four damage
did you
okay there it is
i just thought
update
and then
all right you have
another pc slot
uh
can i attack
the one
closest to me
with my
fiber sword
yes
that would be
the one that
just attacked
you
yeah
so i go to
weapons
fiber sword
and then just
roll right
yes
rolling melee
yep
um
okay
so you
did
i believe
hold on
i gotta read
what your status
vicious
ambitious
what is
yeah it
just says
defensive one
pierce two
vicious one
vicious
one
57
all right
pierce
an attack
with this
weapon ignores
one point of
soak for each
rank of
pierce
okay
and
vicious
is
okay
that's it
you
get a
triumph
but you
did not
yes
all right
you are
able
to
do
yeah
that doesn't
that's
still
four plus
one is
five
okay so
you do
one damage
okay
andy i think
i messed
up your
your damage
on here
so you did
also
uh you did
nine plus
five so it's
whatever the
blaster rifle is
which is nine
plus five is what
you rolled i
didn't see that
up here nine
plus five is
fourteen damage
um
so
you did do
some damage
on that one
oh
yeah
the other
thing is
what i guess i
don't know about
that that melee
would be five
i gotta figure
out they might
have done more
damage to you
with the melee
i don't know what
damage it is
for that but
i'm gonna leave
it for now
all right
okay going to
another pc slot
uh we're
starting to see
the
one of these
these guards
i have them in
groups so i have
one group here
and then one
group here
um
right
does that add
up
seems like maybe
we have an
extra here
no
okay
and they shoot
towards
they shoot
towards the
scrum here
um
so shooting
towards
uh
sarn
it would be
ranged light
and you guys
are at medium
i'll say you're
medium back here
so
um
wait
no this
i'm doing this
wrong i should
pick the weapon
that'll show
me the damage
okay so they
they miss as
they shoot
towards you
uh going to
the next one
this is another
npc slot
um
they're gonna
start moving
towards
towards mac
um
and
or start
aiming towards
mac as you
start to
to move away
that they
notice you
and
shoot
towards you
okay i'm
hiding beneath
the table
so i'm kind
of using
that as a
bit of a
like a
defense
okay
that that
would be
all along
then i think
that makes it
a setback
to the shot
um and
they miss
that brings
us to
the last pc
slot which
would be
you mac
i start
blasting
all right
don't forget
to aim
i mean
i just
remembered
about aiming
yeah i don't
think you would
you would have
had an opportunity
to aim
no i wouldn't
so just range
light right
it'd be range
um i would go
to weapons and
shoot from your
weapons that way
it'll give you the
damage and everything
so instead of
going to combat
skills uh use
weapons
okay
all right
how pow uh who
are you shooting
uh
jeez uh who's
the nearest uh
guard you probably
should have picked
before you shot
yeah i shot
blindly
i've shot who
okay let me put
this way let me
this way i didn't
shoot blind i shot
back whoever shot
me first okay
that makes sense
all right uh
you shot at this
one here at
seven damage
and let's see
where are they
at five so
you were able to
kill one of the
guards here
they have no
soak uh they
do oh not very
good no i'm wrong
it should be you
did not kill them
thanks for fixing
that for me
damn um there
are two total here
my bad
okay uh
all right
great and
we have
these over
these wookies
over here
uh they're gonna
they're gonna
start coming
in
um and they
use both
they use both
of their
their maneuvers
so bridging
you get
two maneuvers
um one to move
and one to shoot
for instance
you can take
two to move
um this is a
grid we don't
always play very
like strict with
the grid but
they're taking
two their two
maneuvers just to
move closer into
the scrum in the
middle
uh and i am
going to say
the same here
for the last
the last slot
the last npc slot
so most
everyone
is
converging in
the middle
okay
so that's the
end of
round one
i think that's a
good place to
end
um for
next week
yes
because i
gotta go to
sleep
all right so
we're in the
middle of
fight
yelp
i'll murder
them
murdering
the end
that's the
plan
so
you