Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls pokein' my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Stop it now
The main event, Boogie in Your Butt
Now that dance fight faux butt radar is proven to be a hologram
Our heroes find themselves in a dangerous place
The new pal Michael Torval is dead
Shot coldly by a radarian guard on the butts orders
And now calling the shots is Rial, the butts number two
The crew is back in the thick of it
Facing down several radarian guards and a pair of angry sav rips
Their other new pal, Bobenz
Is getting a further taste of what life in the kahuna is like
Will she rise to the occasion?
Will Mac?
Let's hope no one requires an emergency carbonite transplant at the end of this one
Wait, has that happened before?
Yeah, I mean, to two people
They were the same player
He just kept putting carbonite
I mean, we put
We put
Ghost in a carbonite
In case Ryan ever wanted to come back
Yeah, we wanted
We wanted to leave the option to him
I talked to him about it
I went to his house
A couple weeks ago
And he
His
His wife asked sort of awkwardly
So, are you guys still playing that game?
I was hoping it wouldn't come up
And I said, yeah, we're playing once a week
We just
We just played last week, for instance
And then they said something about Ryan
And I was like, yeah
He was a bit of a handful
He's like, what are you talking about?
And I was like
You were obstinate
You're not a very easy player
And then he was like, well
I don't know
It wasn't that awkward after that
But
Definitely brought it up
And I did tell him
It was a pain in the ass
I don't know how it could get
Less awkward from that
Yeah, right
That's funny
Well
He's back
Tell him he's welcome
To come back as a coat rack
Those are his only options
A coat rack
Or
Our on-board computer
But if we leave the ship
He's got to stay behind
I mean, I would tell him that
If I meant it
I also just want to say
Congratulations on episode 50
Yeah, we made it
I mean, I guess
It's counting for two
Two seasons
Because I think this is
I'm counting this as a new season
It's a new season of life
Yeah
So yeah, 50
Although I guess
Yeah, but if you include
If you include the other ones
We're way past 50
We're probably more at like 70
That's crazy
I know
Congratulations
50%
Oh
Andy's out
He's pissed
Leave him alone
He's gonna work it out
Through dance
That's crazy how he's always got problems
It's all that fiber optics, I'm sure
I thought you were saying that fiber
It's all that high fiber diet he's got
The man needs to eat less total
Don't you say shit about total
I won't
Oh boy
Dude, I had a rough day at work
Some kid stole my work keys off my cart
What, like a student?
Yeah
But guess what?
He was caught by the principal doing it
And he was wearing a shirt with his own name on it
Kids are really stupid
What the worst
What an absolute worst
You know, clothing to commit a crime in
Might as well just put his address on it too
He did learn
So I guess it's school's doing its job
Or he got suspended
So I guess he's not going to school
They caught him trying to break into a kid's locker in the locker room
Using my keys
Right
And the kids
Is that how it works?
I don't know
I told them
I was like
What did he expect to do with my keys?
Because they're not like
I don't even remember what half of them do
I don't know how he's going to figure it out
And like
You know
Apparently she's like
You know, he's a klepto
He just goes in
But he walked into our work closet
Like when I was sitting like 10 feet away at my desk
And I didn't notice
You know, because I was in another room
But he walked right into our closet
And took it off my cart
But then he like
Tried to lie
And be like
These are my dad's plumber keys
And it's like
To the school?
Why does a plumber need so many keys for?
What a terrible lie
Oh dude, it was bad
I was a little annoyed about it
Because I feel like
You know, I'm embarrassed
I caught
You know, I should have had that door shut
I didn't think that anyone would walk in there
And take them
So
But
You know
And now I'm finding
I'm missing a light key
Like we have a key that
Like turns on all the lights in the building
They're like
They take the place of switches
So kids can't mess with switches
Yeah
And that's missing currently
Off my thing
So I gotta go talk to somebody
About that tomorrow
Just a pain
It's always something
Am I back?
You're back
I can see you
I can hear you
I don't know what the hell happened
I don't know what's going on either
You're now a Pokemon trainer
For the yellow team
With some pomegranate juice
Splattered there
And some paint
I thought it was blood
It's about to be
Alright
So
Yeah it is about to be blood
You're right
Um
We are
In the middle of combat
Going into
Round two
Um
Boo
I was looking at your sheet
Your health is
Like four or twelve
You didn't get hurt last
Oh
Cause it counts up
Nevermind
Okay
I was confused
I was like
Man you're almost dead
But it's counting out
Not down
For whatever reason
In this game
They count
Wounds instead of health
Oh
Yeah we always get confused
By that
And uh
I did it again
Oops
I did it again
Um
So
Uh
As this
Round begins
Um
You guys have
Um
Angered
The Savarips
And
The
Uh
The guards are sort of
Making their
They're
They're making
Maneuvers back
Dropping back
And letting the
Savarips sort of
Take the uh
The lead on this
Uh
I think
You know
Sarn and
I don't remember
Bowbends
Oh yeah
Yeah
You came right up to uh
Cause you knew it was a hologram
You came
The
But right now
It was a hologram
You kind of came up
Right into the middle
Of it
Uh
And
If there's a fight
That
Then
Obviously
Sarn's gonna be
In the middle of it
Right in the middle
Right in
The middle
Uh
And
Mac has
Slow twerked
Back
To
A position
Behind
Um
A table
Um
Near an exit
Hopefully
Hopefully near an exit
Although he's not sure
Uh
Cause for a while
He thought he was in a closet
He's not far
It turns out
From the
Um
You know
The body of
Michael Torval
But not that
You're not like right
You're not like right on top of him
But yeah
Where's that body
Okay
So who's gonna take the first PC slot
Um
That sounds like a
A
Sounds like you sir
Alright
I mean
Yeah
It would make sense
It would
For you to shoot first
And ask questions later
I think I already did shoot first
Well you know
Yeah I think we're
We're already tussling
Okay
We're in a tussle
Then I'll aim and shoot at
The closest
Sartip
Severed
It's a
Severed
Oh
Oh we were both on
Yeah
We were all off
If you remember
It was
It was the name of the casino
You guys were at
The loaded
Severed
Nope
No I didn't think you would
I'm not sure why
You mentioned it
The one I got kicked out of
Which one
Yeah it doesn't really
Narrow it down
Wait
You didn't get kicked out
You didn't get let into that
The one
That's the same thing
That was the
Eye Rollers Club
Yeah
That's the same thing
Disarm
Get kicked out
We're not wearing shoes
Yeah
Alright then I'm going to attack
The nearest
Severed
I'm going to take aim
And shoot at the
The nearest
Severed
Okay
I
Don't allow
Like an aim
You're like
You are
Like fighting with it
We're pretty close
Not just close
But like
You know
Like
You don't
You're not like in a firefight
Like this and then you
Take aim
Like if
If you
If you did something
Like to get away a little bit
Then you could take an aim
On a further turn
But
If you're still standing
Toe to toe with this thing
I don't think
That
You can get an aim
Okay
Well then you know what
Sarn's going to
Run back
A couple of steps
And then
Actually shoot at one of the
Wookie guards
Okay
I've removed them from combat
Because they're
They've regrouped
Behind the Savraps
Oh
Okay
Alright
So that's sort of
What I was thinking
But if you want to run back
And then
Strain yourself
And take an aim
At this Savraps
I'll let you do that
My strain
Oh yeah
I'll do that
But you have to
Make it real cool
Sarn rolls backwards
Ends up on one knee
To take aim
Sorry
Hold on
To take aim
Oh that's right
You have a gun
Randy has a
It has a scope on it
It does
So that's like
Five
Boosts
No
Five boosts
No
You still have
You still have a
Setback
Oh no
Nope we cleared that up
Okay
You do have a critical
But I don't think that
But that's not
That's not going to affect this
No it was just a one time
Critical
But
Yeah
But I gotta get that
Healed I guess
Alright
So blaster rifle
Alright
I think it's just
Two difficulty
Uh yes
Yeah
Finally got a success
Alright
Um
So let's see
Alright
I guess I'm counting
Down on these guys
Oh yeah
That could be really
Confusing
Yeah
Alright
And then
Okay
For my one advantage
Can I add
Uh
A boost
To
Boban's next attack
How
Like
I
I was able to hit it
And it kind of like
It's
The
Savage
Stumbled back
A little bit
So it was
Kind of off guard
Okay
So the one you just shot
Yes
There's a
There's something
You can do for that
Okay
And by
You I mean
Boban's
But
I'm just going to say
I shot the
And
Boban's would be able
To see the fact
That I shot
Which one I shot
So it's the top one
Is the one I was aiming at
Okay
Uh
I guess
The
It's a
What are we calling it
NPC turn
NPC
Yeah
NPC
Um
Okay
It's going to reach
For
Um
Boban's here
Do we know which one it is
Um
Yeah
It's going to be the one
That you didn't hit
So I
I put the damage on
This one here
Mmhmm
And then
Uh
This one is
This other one is going to be the one that
Uh
Attacks
Boban's
Ah
Yeah
Uh
It's going to be a
Brawl
And
They'll be engaged
Although I was reading a little bit more of it today
Once you're engaged
Um
Makes things a little bit more complicated
Do you have to try to like disengage to get away
You'd have to
Right
Sorry I've been playing Baldur's Gate
Baldur's Gate 3
Oh you did buy it
I did buy it
Yeah
I'm very upset with it right now
Why
It's
It throws you into
A combat
Scenario
So fast
And there's like
Really no way to get around
Certain ones
And there's only
If
You're lucky enough
To have
Two people
And it
It still seems like
It's
Really hard to get by
Okay
And then you lose
And you
You have to
Go back to something else
And it's
It's a whole thing
Yeah I want to play that game
It's good
It gets frustrating
With the rolls
Wait a second
So does this one
So
This is
So it's
Three damage
Um
And
Pre-soak
That is
Before the soak
Then after the soak
It's
Well I was just
Looking at
Bowbends
You have
Two soaks
So this does
One damage
To you
And you are
Now
You are now
Engaged
With this
The savrip
On the right
I don't
Know why
So how would I
Like
Just out of
Curiosity
Disengage
Would I
Like
Would be
Find that
Quickly
Because I'm
Ready to
I think it's
Like a
Combat
Strength
Check
Or a
Strength
Check
Or something
Combat
Scope
Engaged
So it
Might be
Like your
Your
Athletics
Against their
Dexterity
Or discipline
In this one
But that's
My guess
It doesn't
Really say
How to get
Making range
To text
While engaged
Okay
That's
Something I
Could have
Used
Well yeah
It just
Adds
Difficulty
Um
Well in
The meantime
I'm definitely
Going to
Kick this
Savrip's
Ass
Can I
Just
Directly
Start brawling
With it
Like
You know
I'm assuming
Grabbing
It's
Jumped
At
Me
It's
Grabbed
Me
Uh
And
Hobens
Is
Returning
The favor
Trying to
Throw in
Some
Punches
It's
A brawl
It's
She's
Not
She has
A weapon
But she's
Not
Using it
Okay
Yeah
No
I've
Got much
Better
Brawl
Than I
Do
Melee
So
I'm
Dropping
I'm
Dropping
My
Knife
And
Going
Straight
For
The
Hands
So
I
Just
Roll
Brawl
Don't
Say
You're
Dropping
The
Knife
Okay
I
Quickly
Put
The
Knife
Away
I
Quickly
Put
The
Knife
In
A
Safe
Place
That
Is
Unseen
And I
Start
Graffling
And
Kind of
Throwing
Punches
Towards
The
Savrip
So
Is
It
Just
A
Normal
Proficiency
Difficulty
Everything's
Two
Right
Okay
Gotcha
Oh
No
I
Did
Terribly
You
Failed
You
Do
Have
An
Advantage
If
You
Like
Uh
I
Would
Say
That
The
Uh
My
Advantage
Is
That
This
Uh
This
Savrip
Is
Like
100%
Like
Not
Interested
In
Fighting
Anyone
Else
Anymore
And
Is
Less
Aware
Of
What
Mac
And
Sarn
Are
Doing
So
It's
Completely
Concentrated
On
You
Yeah
Like
We
It's
Gotten
Personal
Okay
Would
That
Add
A
Boost
To
Us
Yeah
It
Would
However
You're
Also
Going
To
Have
A
Increased
Difficulty
Cause
She's
In
The
Way
Yeah
Gotcha
I'm
Very
Interested
To
See
What
Mac
Decides
To
Do
Is
Are
They
Is
Bobens
And
Her
Are
They
Like
Wrestling
On
The
Ground
Uh
Yeah
They're
Basically
Who's
If I
Take aim
Can I
Shoot
The guy
In the
Pack
Which
One
The
One
The other
One
The one
Who's
Not
Rolling
Around
No
The one
Who's
Wrestling
Bobens
You
You can
Take aim
Which will
Give you
A boost
But
You
Will
Have
It
Will
Be
Increased
Difficulty
So
You're
At
Um
Medium
And
So
It
Would
Be
Three
Difficulty
Instead
Of
Two
I
Can
Dig
It
Okay
And
If
Yeah
If
You
Fail
Um
You
Shoot
You
Shoot
Bobens
But
You said
I got
A boost
But
I get
One
Boost
Though
Right
Well
Boost
Is
Better
Than
One
Difficulty
That
I don't
Think
I don't
Know
Exactly
The
Equivalency
On
That
But
Yes
It
Would
Be
Three
Purple
You
Get
One
Blue
All
Right
Let's
Roll
The
Dice
Wait
In
Addition
If
The
Attackers
Check
Succeed
But
He
Generates
At
Least
One
Failure
That
Failure
Is
Automatically
Spent
To
Make
The
Attacker
Hit
One
Of
The
Individuals
Engaged
With
The
Target
That
Changed
I
Actually
Hit
Roll
Well
We
Got
One
Failure
You
Got
One
Failure
I'm
Going
To
Say
That
One
Failure
It
Does
Not
I
Mean
It
Hits
You
So
You
Hit
Bob
In
But
It
Doesn't
It
Doesn't
Trip
Like
Over
Her
So
She
She's
Hit
As
You're
Shooting
But
She
Doesn't
Take
Any
Damage
You
Do
You
Rolled
Range
Light
And
What
Is
What
Gun
Are
You
Shooting
Range
Light
I
Know
That
But
The
Gun
Is
It
A
Pistol
Is
It
A
Rifle
Is
It
Pistol
Okay
The
Pistol
So
It's
Six
Plus
Two
Carry
The
One
Carry
The
One
Okay
You
Do
Hit
The
Savrip
It
Takes
Some
Damage
Bobens
Look
Out
After
The
Shot
Was
Fire
You
Gotta
Aim
It
Better
For
Me
Pull
It
Put
Him
In
The
Right
Position
I'm
Trying
To
Blast
Here
Did I
Penetrate
Your
Rump
I'm
Not
Writing
That
Down
That's
Not
That's
Not
The
Episode
Title
There
I
Penetrate
Your
Rump
The
Threat
Is
Yeah
You
Yeah
This
Savra
Is
Agitated
From
That
Shot
We
Go
Back
I
Guess
All
Right
So
The
One
The
One
That
Sarn
Is
Did
Not
Or
The
One
That
Sarn
Shot
At
And
It
Took
Damage
It
Takes
Two
Maneuvers
Towards
Sarn
To
Be
Hold on
It
Should
Be
A PC
Turn
Yeah
Was
Mac
No
I
Went
First
Then
Both
Benz
Went
And
Then
Mac
Went
Yeah
So
Now
You
Go
To
The
Top
It's
A PC
Yeah
But
Did
So
I
Shot
Yeah
No
I
Follow
I
Guess
I
Don't
Remember
The
Other
I
Don't
Remember
The
Other
One
Going
Either
Yeah
So
Yeah
We
Really
I
Don't
Know
He
Really
Fucked
That
Up
He
Must
Have
Though
I
Don't
Think
He
Did
Because
It
Was
I
Shot
NPC
Went
After
Bo
Benz
Bo
Benz
Retaliated
But
Then
Mac
Went
So
We
Missed
The
Second
NPC
Yes
Yeah
I
Think
We
Did
So
I'm
Going
So
Then
I'm
Going to
Let
That
NPC
Go
Before
We
Go
To
The
Top
Okay
Um
And
It
So
The
Savrip
Comes
Up
And
Moves
A couple
Steps
To
Become
Engaged
With
Sarn
And
Uses
Its
Spiked
Mace
Oh
My
God
That
Sounds
Terrifying
Yeah
It's
Got
Spikes
Uh
Okay
So
It's
Going to
Be
Thirteen
Damage
Holy
Sweet
Jesus
Don't
Forget
Your
Soak
Yeah
That's
Cause you
Have
Kind of
A high
Soak
Don't
You
That
Still
Puts
Me
Over
My
Wound
Threshold
That's
Not
Good
No
So
Now
I'm
At
Thirteen
Out
Of
Twelve
Um
Okay
Uh
If
You'd
Like
To
So
He
Moves
Hold on
We gotta
Roll for
Light
Side
Point
Yeah
We should
Probably
Do that
Alright
Let me
Reset
That
Ah
That
Didn't
Help
Oh
Wait
Uh oh
Oh wait
That's
Light Side
That's
Good
Yeah
Oh
Sorry
Alright
So you guys
Had a
Pretty good
Roll on
That
I've
Gotta
Dodge
Though
Dodge
Okay
Uh
So
Now
That
We've
Done
That
Um
He hit
He hits
You
He
Becomes
Engaged
With
You
Uh
Hits
You
With
The
What
Was
It
The
Spiked
Mace
Spiked
Mace
And
Um
Knocked
You
To
The
Ground
Doing
Quite
A
Bit
Of
Damage
Um
Do
You
Want
To
What
Were
You
Thinking
Because
Obviously
You're
Thinking
About
Using
The
Light
Side
Points
What
Are
You
Thinking
For
That
So
I've
Got
Dodge
When
Targeted
By
Combat
Check
May
Perform
A
Dodge
Incidental
To
Suffer
A
Number
Of
Strain
No
Greater
Than
Ranks
Of
Dodge
Then
Upgrade
The
Difficulty
Of
The
Check
By
That
Number
Okay
Um
That
Sounds
Like
We
Have
To
Do
That
Before
I
Roll
Right
But
I
Can
Go
Ahead
And
Roll
So
Increase
The
Increase
The
Difficulty
And
I'll
Take
The
Strain
One
Strain
Yeah
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Roll
A
Difficulty
Die
And
Cancel
Some
Of
These
Out
Okay
Um
It's
One
Failure
So
That
Takes
Away
One
Success
Um
So
Let's
Put
You
All
Right
So
That
Would
Be
12
Eight
That
Would
Put
You
12
At
12
I'm
Gonna
Put
You
At
12
At
12
Uh
But
You
Are
Not
You're
Not
You're
Not
Unconscious
Um
But
They
Do
It
Does
Have
A
Triumph
On
Here
Uh
Which
Is
Just
Gonna
Put
You
On
The
Ground
And
At
A
Disadvantage
So
It
Will
Be
A
Black
Check
To
Your
Next
Your
Next
Roll
Okay
Uh
But
He's
Standing
Over
You
Just
Roaring
He
Got
A
Really
Good
Shot
On
You
With
This
Spiked
Mace
And
That
Brings
Us
To
The
Top
Where
Is
A
PC
Slot
So
It
Can
Be
It
Can
Be
Sarn
Again
But
It
Doesn't
Have
To
Be
Oh
Ben
Do
You
Want
To
Go
I'm
Engaged
With
This
Other
Sav
Rip
So
I
Guess
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Uh
I
Guess
I'm
Gonna
Try
And
Keep
Beating
Him
Up
I'm
Gonna
Do
Another
Brawl
Yeah
I
Don't
Know
Do
You
Want
Me
Helping
You
Again
Yeah
Don't
Shoot
Me
In
The
Ass
Now
I
Don't
Know
Okay
So
This
Don't
Penetrate
Your
Ass
Leave
My
Rump
Unpenetrated
Um
For
Like
Can I
Push
Myself
In
Any
Way
To
Take
Strain
Okay
Can
I
Do
That
As
Well
If
You
Take
Strain
Then
You'll
Get
A
Boost
Die
Um
I
Guess
Just
Narratively
You're
Just
Pulling
Deep
From
Your
Adrenaline
Yeah
I
Think
Maybe
Seeing
Sarn
Go
Down
Like
That
Kind
Of
Gave
Her
A
Little
Extra
Boost
Of
Like
Holy
Shit
This
Is
Real
This
Is
Real
I
Gotta
I
Gotta
Pee
Alright
We'll
Let
You
Yeah
You
Can
Finish
That
Out
Just
Don't
Let
Don't
Let
Severance
Kill
Me
Please
Too late
Or
Knock
Me
Unconscious
So
Two
Proficiency
Two
Difficulty
One
Boost
Oh I
Only
One
One boost
How do
I
Go down
A boost
Oh no
How do
I get rid
Of
Down
Right
Right click
To go
Down
Okay
There we
Go
Alright
So
Yeah
Ah
You
Failed
Oh man
You're
Reaping
The
I'm
Reaping
The
Regressing
To the
Mean
After
Doing
Such
Good
Rolling
Last
Week
Oh
Yeah
I
Don't
Think
It
Works
I
Think
He
Is
Still
Managing
To
Get
The
Best
Of
Me
And
Like
Yeah
I'm
Struggling
Here
I'm
Doing
One
Of
Those
You
Know
Where
You're
Barely
Keeping
Up
Oh
Boy
I
Can
Oh
Wait
Whose
Turn
Is
It
It's
NPC
So
All
Right
I'm
Gonna
Do
A
Brawl
So
What's
Gonna
Happen
I
Guess
I
Should
Wait
For
Sorry
This
Effects
Well
Benz
You
Failed
Again
Fucking
Shit
Tonight
I'm
Doing
So
Poorly
I
Think
The
Last
Time
I
Got
So
Many
Successes
Now
The
Turn
Tables
They
Have
Turned
All
Right
I'm
Going
To
So
The
Savra
That
Is
Right
On
Top
Of
You
Sarn
Is
Going
To
Attempt
To
Pick
You
Up
And
Throw
You
It
Has
A
Boost
Because
You
Were
Knocked
Down
Which
Was
Courtesy
Of
A
Triumph
On
The
Last
The
Last
Roll
It
Triumphs
Again
It
Picks
It
Picks
You
Up
And
Throws
You
Clear
Towards
Mac
It
Doesn't
It
Doesn't
Hit
You
Don't
Hit
Mac
But
You
Do
Hit
The
Wall
And
Well
Actually
This
Is
Not
A
Wall
So
It
I
Feel
Like
I
Just
Duck
It
Just
Goes
Right
Above
Me
And
You
Slide
Full
Motion
Just
Sarn
Just
Like
Flipping
In
The
Air
Right
Over
You
And
While
You're
Flipping
You
Look
Down
And
Frown
Because
You
See
Mac
Just
Oh
Fuck
And
You
Slide
Into
These
Tables
Up
Here
And
You're
Down
It's
You're
Not
You're
Still
Not
Unconscious
But
You're
Going
To
Be
It's
Going
To
Be
A
Tough
Time
On
Your
Next
Turn
Mac
Alright
Can
I
Rush
Over
And
Tackle
The
Guy
That's
Wrestling
Bow
Benz
If
He's
On
Top
Of
Her
It
Sounds
Like
He's
On
Top
Of
Her
So
I'm
Going
To
Try
To
Tackle
Him
And
Pull
Him
Off
Of
Her
Because
Obviously
Me
Shooting
Is
Not
A
Great
Idea
There
Is
Another
Sav
Rip
In
Your
Way
Oh
My
God
I'm
Going
To
Tackle
Him
First
Okay
You're
Going
To
Run
And
Become
Engaged
With
Him
Yeah
Okay
So
You
Take
You
Take
You
Take
Your
Two
Maneuvers
And
Run
Up
Right
Next
To
Him
And
Then
You
Would
Do
A
Brawl
Check
Alright
Anything
Special
Just
Go
Just
Go
All
Right
Oof
Oh
It
Looks
Like
I
Ran
Into
A
Brick
Wall
I
Just
Ran
Into
A
Brick
Wall
It
Like
Um
I
Guess
Thankfully
It's
Not
That
The
Sav
Rip
That
You
Just
Ran
Into
It's
Not
His
Turn
Um
That's
Your
Infant
Yeah
I
Guess
Then
Yeah
Then
The
Sav
Rip
It's
I'm
Gonna
Do
Another
Brawl
Check
With
Bobbins
Check
Succeeded
That
Would
Be
Four
Wound
Or
Four
Damage
You
Have
A
Soak
Of
Two
So
It
Would
Be
Two
Additional
Wounds
On
You
Am I
Okay
Oh
There's
How
Did I
Do
With
That
Tackle
Not
Good
Not
Good
Uh
It
Is
A
PC
Slot
Sarn
You
Have
The
Last
PC
Slot
So
Um
You
Are
Going
To
Have
Two
Oh
Yeah
Sorry
I
Didn't
Throw
You
Back
Yeah
You're
Going
To
Have
Two
Setbacks
For
Anything
You
Want
To
Do
Here
Okay
Let's
Go
One
Step
Back
Okay
Well
Then
I'm
Going
To
Targeted
Aim
Or
Precise
Aim
I
Apologize
What
Does
That
Mean
Once
Per
Round
May
Perform
Precise
Aim
Maneuver
Suffer
A
Number
Of
Strain
No
Greater
Than
Ranks
And
Precise
Aim
Then
Reduce
Targets
Melee
And
Range
Defense
By
That
Number
Okay
They
Don't
Have
Range
Defense
So
I'll
Take
The
Melee
Down
Can
You
I'm
Confused
I
Didn't
Let me
Pull up
Your
Precise
Aim
Once
Per round
May
Perform
Suffer
A
Number
Of
Strength
Then
Reduce
Targets
Melee
And
Range
No
It's
Melee
Defense
Yeah
Melee
And
Range
Defense
Right
So
But
They
Don't
They
Don't
Have
Any
Melee
And
Range
Defense
Okay
Well
I
Was
Just
Hoping
That
It
Would
Knock
Down
Something
For
Like
No
That
Is
Going
To
Be
That's
More
For
Like
If
They're
Hiding
Behind
Like
Something
That's
Giving
Them
Increased
Defense
Since
You
Have
Precise
Aim
You
Can
Like
Shoot
In
Between
The
Boards
That
They're
Hiding
Behind
Oh
Okay
Alright
Then I'm
Going to
Do
Targeted
Blow
And
Which is
After
Making a
Successful
Attack
May spend
One
Destiny
Point
To
Add
Damage
Equal
To
Agility
To
One
Hit
Okay
Alright
But
If
You
But
If
You
Succeed
You're
Going to
Have
Done
Something
With
Agility
Okay
Alright
Well I
Just
Narratively
Like
I
Kind of
Want to
Jump
Up
Or
As
Fast
As
I
Can
Get
Up
And
Use
The
Table
That's
Right
By
Me
To
Aim
With
That
Okay
So
It's
Going to
Be
An
Aim
And
Targeted
Blow
Right
Yes
I
Already
Forgot
What
Targeted
Blow
Was
If
I
Succeed
On
It
Then
It's
Additional
Damage
Okay
And
Spending
A
Destiny
Point
And
Spending
A
Destiny
Point
So
I'll
Add
One
Boost
For
The
Aim
One
Setback
For
Me
Being
Terrible
Right
Now
Yeah
Come
On
Baby
All right
Yeah
Which one
Were you
Shooting at
I guess
The one
By Mac
Right
Yeah
The one
That
True
Yeah
Although
I guess
He would
Have
Been
Engaged
With
I'm
Not
Gonna
I'm
Not
Gonna
Enforce
All
Right
Um
Cause
It
Was
Targeted
It
Was
Yes
So
That's
16
Damage
I
Flipped
The
Lights
Okay
Cause
You
Have
Four
Agility
Okay
So
16
Damage
Alright
Uh
You
Fire
From
Over
There
Uh
Hitting
The
Savrip
And
The
Savrip
Is
Um
Very
Damaged
Uh
Murdered
It
Bends
It
Bends
Over
Uh
Mac
You
Are
Laying
On
The
Ground
Watching
The
Savrip
You
Just
Saw
It
Got
Shot
By
Um
By
Sarn
And
It
Gets
Shot
Right
Over
Your
Head
As
You're
Like
Laying
There
Cause
You
Bounce
Right
Off
Of
It
Like
A
Brick
Wall
And
It
Kieels
Over
And
Falls
On
Top
Of
You
Oh
No
Sarn
You
Bastard
You're
Welcome
Look at
That bikini
It's
Wearing
Uh
Yes
Okay
So
Yeah
It falls
Over
On top
Of
You
Uh
And
Now
We're
Back
Up
To
The
Top
It's
A
PC
Slot
Oh
So
I
Can
Do
Another
One
Yes
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Guys
What
Boban
How's
Boban
Doing
What's
The
Situation
On
That
Front
Uh
We've
Been
Grappling
If
We
Want
Can
I
I'm
Gonna
Try
Actually
Use
My
Sword
Now
Because
I
Clearly
Cannot
Outstrength
This
Thing
So
I'm
Gonna
I
Would
It
Would
It
My
Turn
Yeah
I'll
Take
That
I'm
Gonna
Grab
The
Vibro
Sword
That
I
Discreetly
Put
Away
And
Just
Is
It
Is
It
A
Long
Sword
Or
Is
It
A
Shorter
Sort
Of
Thing
Uh
What
Yeah
I
Don't
Know
What
Is
A
Vibro
Sword
Let
Pop
It
Up
Oh
Wait
No
That's
Just
Is
There
A
Way
To
See
The
Items
You
Have
There
Is
But
It
Doesn't
Have
A
Picture
And
I
Think
If
You
Want
To
Draw
A
Weapon
That's
One
Of
Your
That's
A
Maneuver
That's
A
Maneuver
Yeah
So
I'm
Gonna
Draw
It
And
Then
Stab
It
Can
I
Do
That
Draw
It
And
Stab
It
Draw
It
And
Stab
And
Stab
Yeah
Okay
All
Alright
So
She's
Gonna
Draw
And
Just
Try
To
Get
It
In
The
Side
Two
Ability
Two
Difficulty
Right
Yep
Making
Sure
Nothing
Okay
Check
Succeeded
Oh
Pierce
Two
Oh
What
Is
Vicious
No
I
Just
Looked
This
Up
To
Last
Week
Okay
So
This
Will
Be
This
Is
If
You
Hit
The
Critical
Which
I
Don't
Think
You
Did
No
I
Don't
Believe
I
Think
You
Have
To
Hit
The
Like
Number
Of
Advantages
To
The
Number
Of
Critical
That
It
Is
To
Engage
The
Well
Anyway
So
You
Do
Two
Okay
So
You
So
You
Do
You do
Some
Damage
To
The
Samford
You
Get
It
Pretty
Good
You
Got
Yourself
Back
Up
Standing
Up
You
Stabbed
It
Somewhere
In
Its
Meaty
Body
And
Stabbed
It
In
Its
Side
And
Really
Cool
Like
Didn't
Struggle
To
Stand
Up
Afterwards
I
Bet
I
Just
Bounced
Right
Back
Up
All right
And
You
Have
Given
Yourself
A
You
Given
Yourself
A
Little
Space
So
You
Can
Remain
Engaged
If
You'd
Like
To
But
You
Also
Can
Go
Somewhere
Else
Well
That's
The end
Of my
Turn
Right
Cause
I
That
Is
End
Of
Your
Turn
Yeah
Okay
So
I'm
Up
You're
Up
And
Aware
And
Aware
Up
And
Aware
Um
The
Uh
Okay
So
The
Saprip
Is
Going
To
Uh
Pull
From
Its
Pouch
Uh
Its
Weapon
Uh
You
Seem
To
Have
Reminded
Oh
My
God
They
Have
Weapons
Yes
Uh
Oh
Sweet
Jesus
You
Should
Know
This
Because
It
Hit
You
It's
A
Spiked
Base
Oh
Yeah
I
Thought
It
Was
A
Spray
Uh
Check
Succeeded
Um
This
Is
On
Bow
Bend
Um
That's
Thirteen
Bits
Of
Damage
Oh
Um
Those
Spike
Mason
Are
Anything
To
Fuck
With
No
Yeah
If
I
Don't
Die
I
Want
One
I
Was
Just
About
To
Say
If
I
Don't
Die
I
Want
One
We
Gotta
Loot
That
Body
All
Right
I'm
Gonna
Give
You
The
Same
Treatment
That
Happened
To
Sarn
Um
You're
At
The
Wound
Threshold
Um
I'm
At
Thirteen
Yes
And
You've
Been
Knocked
Clear
Across
The
Wall
Here
Uh
Just
From
That
Spike
Maze
And
That
Will
Be
The
End
Of
That
Turn
You
Have
Another
PC
Turn
Mac
What are
We
Looking
At
Like
What's
The
Situation
Who's
Dead
Who's
Not
Uh
Well
So
The
Savrip
So the
Savrip
Just hit
Bobbins
Across the
Room
She hit
The wall
Um
She's not
Looking so
Good
Uh
This
There's
And then
There's a
Savrip
On top of
You
Um
That
Had
Just
Fallen
On top
Of
You
Haven't
Been
Shot
By
Is
It
Dead
The
One
That's
On top
Of
Me
Um
Yes
Okay
I was trying to
Think if you
Needed to
Check but I
Don't
Really want to
Roll a
Perception
Check right
Now
It
Turns out
It
Is
Dead
Can
I pull
My gun
Out and
Blast
The
Other
One
Like
Blast
The
Dead
One
Well
Yeah
That's
Why
I
Wanted
To
Make
Sure
He
Was
Dead
I
Pretty
Good
Choice
There
You
Know
So
I'm
Gonna
Go
I'm
Gonna
Pull
My
Gun
Out
Like
And
Start
Like
Blasting
Even
Though
This
Thing
Is
Laying
On top
Of
Me
I'm
Struggling
To
Get
It
Out
Let
Me
Just
Say
I'm
Struggling
To
Get
Out
Because
It's
Underneath
There
Right
Not
For
Disadvantage
Or
For
Dramatic
Effect
Okay
So
You
So
You
Would
Still
Be
So
It's
On
Top
Of
You
But
You
Would
Have
To
Shoot
Over
The
Shoulder
To
Shoot
At
The
Other
One
Yeah
Go
Ahead
I'm
Not
Going
To
Give
You
A
Setback
Or
Anything
For
That
Roll
All
Right
So
What
I'm
Sorry
I
Should
Have
Used
The
Blaster
Pistol
And
The
Weapons
I
Didn't
Yeah
That's
Fine
I
Kept
Forget
To
Last
Week
I'll
Do
It
Next
Time
Shut
Up
If
There
Is
A
Next
Time
Things
Are
Looking
Rough
Guys
Yeah
And
We
Still
Have
To
Face
Four
Other
Wookies
You
Do
Damage
To
The
Savrip
But
It
Is
Not
Dead
All
Right
And
Now
It's
Now
It's
Free
And
Moving
And
It's
Pissed
And
It's
Pissed
It's
I think
It's
Darn's
Turn
No
Cause
It's
Not
Two
PCs
In
A
Row
The
One
Died
The
One
Hit
Okay
You're
Right
You're
Right
You're
Right
You're
Right
So
It's
Darn's
Gonna
Light
Up
And
Fire
Baby
All
But
I
Think
You
Should
Hold on
Let me
Look at
Your
Character
Sheet
Take
A
Strain
Just
Because
You're
Hurt
I
Guess
Probably
I
Should
Have
Had
You
Roll
Critical
Instead
And
Just
Did
With
That
But
It's
Too
Late
Aimed
I'm
Not
Doing
It
Targeted
Okay
No
Set
No
Set
Back
Right
Move
Yeah
Alright
So
Eleven
Alright
You do
More
Damage
Uh
It
It roars
And it's
Standing up
Um
Looking like
It's
You know
Finally
Deteriorating
But
It's
It still
Looks
Dangerous
Okay
It's
Honory
I wanna
Taunt it
I use
Yeah
I wanna
Use my
Advantage
To taunt it
Okay
How are
You taunting
Yeah
Fuck you
Buddy
Make fun of
His mother
Sorry
Come
Get me
Your bikini
Looks stupid
Tell him
He'll never
Be as good
As his
Father
I'm not
Gonna go
That far
I'm just
I don't
Know this
Father
I'm just
Laying
Underneath
This thing
Shouting at
You
I'm trying
To encourage
You man
Just shout
After you
Also shot
It
Yeah
And
Mac's
Not even
Taking
The
Encouragement
Or I
Mean
Sarn's
Not even
Taking
The
Encouragement
He's
Like
Whoa
That's
Even a
Step
Too far
For me
I guess
Everybody's
Got their
Limits
That brings
Us to
Bobenz
Oh no
I'm sorry
It doesn't
It just
Brings us
To a
PC
Back to the
Top of the
Order
I'll use
Another one
To shoot
Unless if
Anyone's
Got any
Ideas
No
I'm
Bobenz
Just
Laying
In the
Corner
I'm
Under a
Sack
Full of
Savrick
You know
You're
Definitely
Under a
Sack
Right
Now
One
Strain
One
Strain
For making
Us
Uncomfortable
Alright
Sarn's
Gonna
Line up
Another
Shot
Okay
Obviously
Aemon
Okay
Um
I am a
Little bit
Farther
Away
Should I
Have taken
An extra
Difficulty
That last
One
What
A
Three
I
Mean
No
Just
Two
Oh
No
Uh
You
Missed
Yeah
But I
Got three
Advantages
Okay
What
Do you
Think
I'm
Gonna
Use
One
To
Say
That
Like
It's
Not
Gonna
Cause
Any
Damage
Cause
It's
So
But it
Hits
The arm
That
They're
Holding
The
Spike
Mason
And it
Drops
Okay
Uh
I'm
Okay
So
There's
Like a
Glance
Over
And
It's
Just so
Shocked
And
It
Drops
Okay
Um
Yeah
So
Yeah
In a
Combination
Cause it
Wasn't
Really
Dodging
But I
Think
You
Uh
Glanced
Off
The
Top
Like a
I don't
What do you
Glancing
Blow
Yeah
Glancing
Blow
And it
It
It drops
The
Um
The
Mace
Um
And
It's
Moving
Towards
Uh
So
On
It's
Turn
It
Moves
Towards
Uh
Mac
Uh
It
Uses
One
Maneuver
To
Throw
The
Dead
Sav
Rip
Off
Of
Mac
And
Then
Goes
To
Make
A
Uh
Brawl
Against
him
Mac
Of
Course
Yeah
He's
Probably
Got
Like
The
Most
So
Out
Of
All
Of
Us
All
Right
Um
It's
Five
Successes
Oh
You
Know
What
It's
Five
It's
Five
Successes
Plus
It's
Supposed
To
Be
Five
Plus
It's
Brawn
I
Think
That
Is
Not
How
I
Been
Playing
It
Oh
That
Also
Does
Not
Sound
Good
Yeah
Let
Make
Sure
Yeah
We'll be right back.
Yeah, I'm not. I don't know. I have to double check that.
So anyway, yeah, because it would have to be because like because with a weapon, it's whatever the successes are plus the quality of the weapon.
So it's five successes plus the brawn. So that's 10 damage to Mac.
Like, bitch.
But you have a soak.
Yeah, you have a soak of three. So you're now at a total of 11 wounds.
How many does he have?
Altogether, his threshold is 17. So he's still in okay shape.
You have 17?
What do you have, Sarn?
You have 12? How does Mac have 17?
I'm just really cool.
I guess so.
I'm just that great, you know?
Unless somebody went in there and fucked with it.
All right. All right. So how would I? I don't even know how I don't even know how to use it on my end.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't even know how to use the right gun setup.
Yeah.
I'm going to look at mine because that seems off.
We have a PC then.
All right. Can I? He's on top of me. Can I blast him?
No, no. The guy, the Severp just came over and threw it off of you and then attacked you.
I know. So can I blast him?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can blast him.
All right. I'm going to blast him.
I can't blast him.
But he's like point blank. I can't miss, right?
You're engaged.
So it is, it's still too difficult to you because he's brawling you.
But if you, but yeah.
All right, cool.
All right.
And I saw I started blasting him. He's on top of me.
I'm like, ah! And I started banging, banging, banging, you know.
And I imagine I missed a couple shots and like, you know, but I got him.
Like, how do I miss?
There's a barn here.
Yeah, he does. He does take damage.
But he's still alive.
He just ate a bunch of your blaster.
Oh, God.
Not literally, figuratively.
Oh, okay.
So he's still got the diplomat's pistol?
Yes.
That brings us to another PC slot.
Oh, I think that's me.
I think Bo Benz is the only one that hasn't gone.
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Throw your knife at him.
No, I, no, I'm, I'm struggling to get to my feet, but, uh, Bo Benz is struggling to get to her feet.
Uh, but I think she sees the two of them brawling and kind of just runs and tries to stab the Savrip.
Okay.
Uh, wherever.
Back, side, wherever he's cheeking.
You're gonna hit me.
I know it.
With your knife?
With my vibro sword.
Okay.
Uh, yes.
Great.
Love it.
Uh, you'll get a, get a boost because the Savrip is distracted.
Um.
Okay, do I also get a setback, though, because I'm, like, messed up?
All right.
Not if you take a strain.
Okay, I'll do that.
Uh, so I can still roll and add my strain, or do I need to start over?
No, I, no, I just, I, I, I, oh, no.
Oh!
That's not good.
I missed!
You missed your stab!
I imagine she just goes right over him, like, lunges to, like, stab him and just, like, completely whiffs it.
Okay.
Just, like, misses entirely.
All right.
No, wait.
Let me increase my, I did.
You were at one, and I put you to two.
Okay.
So you should be good, although I don't know what you strained on before.
Oh, I tried to push myself because I saw Andy get hit.
Turns out that was just the beginning.
Or, sorry, Sarn got hit.
It turns out that was a bad choice.
Are you, you're checking your wound threshold?
Sorry.
Me?
Yeah.
No, I'm checking my soak.
Your soak is right.
I, because I double-checked your soak lately.
I don't think it is, because I've got it written down as six.
Yeah, because you doubled, because you used, you used padded armor and heavy clothing at the same time, which is not allowed.
I, I looked into that.
Okay, but I should still get plus one, then.
Because my original one is four.
I'll be right back.
Nothing.
Like, I'm not going to sit here and say, you know, like, we got to go back and fix damage.
But I should get one for...
I checked your, I checked it before the soak, and it's, I thought it was right.
So...
I erased four to get to six, which, if I had added...
Yeah, you just don't...
You don't get...
So if it was four originally, maybe you went up to five or something, but...
I don't know.
I'll have to look.
Can we look at that later?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
That's what I was just trying to figure out while it was time to return.
Okay.
Um, it's just that you can't keep adding clothing for additional soap, which is one thing you
were doing.
Oh, okay.
Can you imagine, like, walking around like the Michelin Man?
No, like, uh, George Costanza on that one episode.
Oh, it's fucking hope.
Yeah.
So it is, it is, it can be your turn, Sarn, uh, or any other PC, I guess.
Somebody kill this thing.
I'm, yeah, no, I'm going to take the...
I'm going to take it to aim and shoot.
Okay.
I'm going to target aim and shoot, too.
All right.
Uh, if you do fail, you will hit and kill, potentially.
Well, if you hit bobbins, then you will be at least unconscious.
Um, Mac still has some breathing room, I guess.
What?
Let's just hope that Sarn doesn't miss.
Oh, no, because I have to use something with agility, and I, I'm not going to...
I'm not going to do that, because I just want to sit back here and aim and shoot.
Okay.
Oh, thank God.
Well, hold on.
We don't know how much health there is here.
Um...
He can still be...
The sovereign can still be going.
He's been blasted.
He's been stabbed.
He's been shot at least twice.
He dropped his weapon.
Uh, it is...
It is...
So, you shoot at it.
Uh, it does more damage.
I don't know how you killed that other one so fast.
Uh, and it has...
It is staggered.
Um, it is not dead, but...
Holy crap.
Um, it's not far.
Uh, so...
I believe then...
Because I didn't get a turn...
Or the NPCs didn't get a turn this time, right?
It did.
Was that where it hit Mac?
Yeah.
Okay.
So then...
For all that you mentioned.
Okay.
Then it would be another PC slot.
Uh, which I guess is Mac.
Mac is the only one that didn't go this turn.
Oh, um, so...
Is he right in front of me?
Is he staggered?
Yeah, and he's staggered right in front of you.
Uh...
Oh, I'm gonna nut punch him.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Not the crossover.
Is this a crossover?
This dude?
All right, so...
So you're...
I don't remember.
Are you...
Are you still on the floor?
Hold on, here.
Hold on.
Here's my...
Where's my talking in real life here?
Uh-huh.
Yes, there are crossovers.
The ship in the last game was called the Kahuna Wave.
No, I know.
It's a joke.
It's from the...
What's it called?
BoJack Horseman.
Is this a crossover episode?
Oh, okay.
My apologies, then.
I would draw all my statements.
I would draw...
I would draw my out of character.
Okay.
So, Mac, are you still on the ground?
You must be on the ground, right?
Because you got brawled.
Yeah, I got brawled, and I blasted last time.
But I'm like...
I imagine I'm sitting there with, like, my legs sprawled out like a kid.
And, like, I've got my gun, and, like, this guy is standing in front of me, and I just...
And he's staggered.
Okay, so...
No, he's staggered.
So, he's got...
That's gotta count for something.
Uh, yeah, okay.
I'll give you a boost for him being staggered.
So, is that a brawl?
It will be a brawl.
Um, it's still gonna be medium difficulty because you're in the engaged range.
Need boost.
Uh, two difficulty?
Yes.
All right, well, here we go.
Oh.
I...
Does this thing not have testicles?
Sarn!
Don't look at me!
Is it a...
What is this thing?
It's a...
Well, hold on.
I mean, it's genealogy, right?
Yeah.
That's actually something I have boosted.
I got no fucking clue!
All right, and that brings it back to the top for a PC.
Oh, okay.
Oops.
Yeah, it just completely no-sells your nut punch.
This game doesn't tolerate that kind of nonsense.
That is his curse!
It turns out.
You want me to take one?
Take the...
The PC and shoot again?
I'd like you to do anything right now because this thing's looking at me like I just punched it in the walls and it's not going down.
Dead?
No, I can't even say anything because I don't...
I didn't pass my genealogy check.
All right, well, I'm just gonna aim and shoot at it again.
Okay.
I can't believe I failed.
Yeah.
All right, this thing should fucking die.
All right.
So you shoot it.
You have no failures.
So you missed...
You missed a Mac.
Thank God.
And where do you shoot it?
In its balls?
Or where its balls should be as a humanoid creature.
Even though it's not a humanoid creature.
And you shoot it...
Yeah, you shoot it in that area.
And it explodes with blood.
Just...
Holy shit!
And it falls on Mac.
Mac is covered in blood.
What color is the blood?
Uh, the blood is...
Oh, no.
Wait, why is it not rolling?
Come on, roll.
It rolled.
It said privately.
Oh, I might need to restart here.
I'll come right back.
All right.
Well, then drink time.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, not yet.
All right.
So it is...
Yeah, it falls dead.
It's...
Turns out it is...
Where's my roll?
It is red blood.
Oh, gross!
I'm glad I rolled for that.
And Mac is just covered in the blood.
My buster!
Your buster's soaked, bud.
No!
I didn't deserve this.
Is it dry clean only?
No, this...
It's made...
It's made out of pure frock.
They don't dry clean those.
Crossover.
Got some bad news.
All right.
That is...
My coat's gone red.
Yeah, we can...
Oh, no.
Not a red frock buster.
Oh, no!
I'm just going to take that picture of me
and just, like, dye it.
Like, just fill in the color of the red.
All right.
We can do our drink right now.
All right.
Ow!
All right.
He's gone.
Well, Brandon left forever.
He did, you know, leave the house.
I'm just kidding.
He did.
Is he going after that rabbit again?
Did you hear about the possum?
No.
Okay.
So Brandon and I were taking out the trash one day.
And to do that, we got to go out our back door, you know, and take the garbage cans to the front of the house.
And as we were doing that by our front door, we saw it like sitting under our bush was a giant possum.
The thing was massive.
And then it's awesome.
Yeah, but that's good luck.
I don't have anything against possums.
They're good for the environment, but they are ugly.
They're very ugly, but they also don't carry rabies, which is very important.
It is.
Oh, you're a mammal.
Or any living creature.
I don't know if rabies can affect isopods or not.
I don't know.
I haven't really heard anything about an oyster with rabies before.
Okay.
So you, uh, all right.
So, so what happens now?
You've just killed, you've just killed these Stavarips.
Uh, you're covered in blood.
Uh, I guess Bobens and, and Sarn, you guys are, uh, you know, rough for wear.
Uh, but you're alive and, um, you did, you know, contribute to this, this victory, of course.
And we're awake.
You're awake.
We're awake.
Can I shoot at Riel?
All right.
Uh, no, let's not.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Not, not just yet.
Okay.
Before we move into the next phase.
Uh, so I guess I'll just fill in narratively then.
The Mac, you are, we killed your creatures.
And surrender.
You, you, you say that and she steps forward, um, towards you and she looks over at her, her guardsmen, uh, who are Wookiees and her guards women.
And they are Wookiees.
And at that moment, uh, Mac stands up, uh, he's covered in blood.
He doesn't really know what he looks like.
He thinks he looks cool, but he really looks terrifying, uh, which are very distinct things.
Although I guess they're both positive for him.
Uh, and the Wookiees look at him and they look at the, uh, the dead Savarups and then they kind of look at each other.
At this moment, uh, there's a bunch of patrons that were still there, uh, who are all affiliated with, uh, the Radarian gang, but they weren't moving at all.
They were all kind of hiding, uh, cause they did not want to catch the attention of the Savarup.
And at this moment they are panicked.
They're completely panicked and, uh, they see their window to start running out.
So they all start filing immediately towards, uh, the exit, which is this little bottleneck down where you guys came in.
Um, and they all start just running that way.
And it's complete chaos.
Uh, the, the guards look at this, they start moving towards you and they started get getting swept up in, in the chaos and seeing Mac just covered in blood.
And they throw down their arms and they head out as well toward for the exit.
Uh, the, all the entire time real is, is yelling at them, you know, get back to your post, get back to your post.
Uh, we're not finished here.
And they ignore her and, and just head for the exit.
Riel, you are finished here.
Um, and she, she walks, she takes a few steps towards you and says, um, wait.
And, uh, sorry, hold on.
She's walking towards you and she's, uh, makes a motion with her, with her blaster towards you and said, now's your last chance to surrender.
Now's your last chance to surrender.
And I like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, wait, I'm like, like, I'm like all wet with blood, like stopping wet.
Rubbing it on your eyes.
Like.
Okay.
I think Boban's more to them than to actually like Riel's just like, I don't know guys.
I'm pretty, I'm not feeling super.
I just wanted to write a ticket.
She's kind of got like, like her hands on her knees and she's just like, I don't know.
I'm not saying surrender, but I'm pretty messed up.
You guys.
We're not surrendering.
All right.
Sorry.
What are you, what are you doing in the back?
Oh, I'm definitely lining up a shot towards Riel.
Are you, are you walking towards, um, I guess you're, you're probably more in fact, effective in intimidating her.
Um, probably the closer you are rather than hiding in the back.
Right.
So like, I kinda, I, I, I would like to say like deep, uh, stealthily sneak up to the next table.
I know you told us not to use this.
No, no.
No, I just mean, just don't, don't, don't, don't like run around when we're all like doing something.
Right.
So like, I kind of want to like stealthily sneak up to the next table to get a closer shot if need be.
And like aim down the blaster rifle towards her.
Okay.
Um, so you're not trying to intimidate her.
No.
Okay.
No, it's just kind of like a backup at this point.
If she decides to try anything.
Okay.
Uh, she takes one or two steps closer towards, towards you.
Um, sort of rationing up and you know, she has a, she has a blaster.
It's not, it's not a rifle.
It's.
Oh, let's see.
What does she have?
Does she have?
Um, Oh no, she doesn't.
She does not.
She does not have a, she does not have a blaster.
Um, she, she walks, you know, it's kind of slow.
It's kind of a detente here.
And she's, she told you to surrender.
Um, Bobens is just beat.
She's kind of out of breath.
And Max says, we're not surrendering.
And, uh, she takes one more step forward.
She pulls out from her, uh, belt.
Uh, there's a hilt there and she pulls out a vibro, a vibro rapier.
Um, let's see if I can find a picture of it.
There's not really, but I guess we all know what a rapier is.
Right.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
It's a pipe.
Well, I always think of it like an Irish sword from, uh, whatever that song is.
Oh, whiskey in the jar.
Uh, and she pulls this out and she starts walking towards, um,
Um, I'm sorry.
Uh, Bobens.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And Bobens pulls out her space.
Jesus Christ pulls out her, uh, her own vibro sword, which I imagine is like a slightly bigger
sword, right?
It's not a rapier.
It's a little bit thicker.
Yeah.
All right.
Guys.
I don't know what I'm, I'm, I don't know what I'm doing.
I yell up and say, Hey, don't take another step.
Um, okay.
Can you roll an intimidation then?
Is it court, uh, coercion?
No, there's an, I'm pretty sure there's just a straight up intimidation, isn't there?
Or is that, am I thinking a D and D?
I think you're thinking a D and D.
I think it's coercion.
That works.
Uh, I mean, is there something else I can roll?
Cause I'm not good at it.
Uh, I mean, take a look at your.
It could work.
It could, it could work.
Um, work.
Yeah.
I don't really see anything else.
Cause it's not quite, I wouldn't say it's leadership.
That might be the next best thing.
It's not really leadership.
Right.
No, I get the only thing I can think of is coercion.
Yeah.
Oh, this might not be good for you.
Bovins.
It's not good for you in any way, shape or form.
Okay.
Um, you, all right.
So she's not intimidated.
She's not intimidated by you.
And she takes, you know, one, one more step closer.
Um, just, you know, uh, just saying, you'll never, you know,
you'll never, you'll never beat the radar.
I don't know who you think you are, but you will lose this.
He's got nothing to do with this.
Radarian chain.
That's a regarding gang.
Yeah.
Radarian chain.
I think sometimes we call the radar and chain gang, but the retard.
You cannot defeat the radar and chain.
Yeah.
You've gotten some wins here.
It's been quite impressive actually, but you will never defeat us.
You will never.
I fire.
I shoot.
I was going to, I was going to take my sword out and, and, uh, try to slice her one.
So all of us should just start shooting this person.
It's tutored dead.
There's three against one.
Let's do it.
All right.
Uh, but I'm also going to target and blow it.
Wait, no, I think, I think if we're going to do this, then we're going to have to, um, roll for initiative.
Cause.
Okay.
We're all combating.
Yeah.
We're all going to do something against this.
Cool.
Cause we all see it coming.
I should hope so.
Okay.
I rolled a three.
Not that that matters, but.
Uh, cool.
Cool.
Cause we all see it coming.
I should hope so.
Okay.
I rolled a three.
Not that that matters, but.
Uh, cool.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, who's the last one?
It's kind of rough.
Somebody.
It must be, must be Mac.
I'm sorry.
What?
Do you want to roll initiative?
So if you turn on the music and it blasted in my ears, I couldn't hear a thing.
Oh, sorry.
No, sorry.
I just had to go.
Okay.
Uh, who's the last one?
Who's the last one?
It's kind of rough.
Somebody.
It must be, must be Mac.
I'm sorry.
What?
Do you want to roll initiative?
So if you go to the combat tab.
Yeah, sorry.
You turn on the music and it blasted in my ears.
I couldn't hear a thing.
Oh, sorry.
No, sorry.
I just had to turn it down.
So I didn't hear what was going on.
Okay.
Why isn't that rolling?
We're rolling initiative.
Cause we're going to fuck her up.
We're going to fuck her up so bad.
Um, it's not letting me roll.
Okay.
I can roll for you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
Uh, then we can.
We can.
I, she's not going to survive this.
All right.
She might.
She, no, no.
Okay.
So she's, she's basically on top of, um, Bobbin.
She's got her rapier pointed at her, her neck.
Um, so Bobbins duck.
Can I do that?
Is that counted as a maneuver or?
Well, she would have an, I don't think really you're supposed to do this, but yeah, if you want to do that, she can do her maneuver and then you can take her second maneuver, I guess.
Okay.
If that's right.
That's fine.
I'll duck.
All right.
Oh, don't worry.
All right.
Then, then as soon as, as soon as Bobbins ducks, I'm going to do the, uh, targeted shot or targeted blow.
I apologize.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
That doesn't take an extra strain or nothing.
No.
Okay.
It's just, uh, I, I got to flip a light side point.
Okay.
Pew.
Oh, and it's a critical.
Because there are three advantages.
And three critical.
Yeah.
I don't know what that, I don't know what that means.
That's fine.
I think that means you need three advantages to activate the critical.
Which I did.
Okay.
Uh, all right.
I will then add four onto that.
So 17 damage.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, she fall.
She, she's blasted away.
Um, she falls to the ground and, um, she throws up her hands and says, I surrender.
She surrenders.
I surrender.
She's.
I thought she'd say she's dead.
Yeah.
I think like, do, does anyone have, uh, cuffs?
Why?
I don't know.
For some reason I thought somebody did.
I know.
I know we, we use a lot of them.
Yeah.
Mac does.
They're like, uh, Mac's got, okay.
They're called binders.
Binders.
Yeah.
All right.
Tougher.
All right.
And I take one of the rapiers too.
The what?
The rapiers.
The vibro rapier.
All right.
Uh, okay.
So you, you slap, you slap binders on her.
Uh, she surrenders and, uh, she kind of snarls at you.
Um, she says, just don't, just don't kill me.
You'll lose more information than you could ever hope to discover on your own.
Let's try to get back to the wave.
You think we should kill her?
I mean, yes, always.
But I think, I, I think she's got some, some information.
No, I don't think so.
I think we should just put her out of her misery.
No, I think, I think RX would have a, a field day with this.
Oh yeah.
Then I loot every single body there.
Oh, look them bodies.
And I'm just over the class.
Yeah.
Look them bodies.
Sorry.
Look that dead fabric bodies.
Oh, watch a man.
It's ours.
Included, uh, the Michael.
Okay.
Um, let's see.
Come on.
Stimpak.
Let me.
Just start.
You should just start hiding things in people's bodies.
Tiger.
Just, you know, that's what I'm going to do.
You know, like any, like any major, uh, tidbit of information that we probably need.
You know, just don't show up on here.
No, you privately rolled it.
I, yes, but I should still be able to see it.
It should be private to me.
Right.
Yeah.
It's very private.
Well, there's another show title.
Shouldn't be private to me.
All right.
I'm so glad you added that though.
What?
I'm so glad you're going to do those bodies.
All right.
Uh, so you find you, you do look through, um, you don't find any Stimpaks, uh, but you find,
you find basically, uh, what amounts to Bactine.
Okay.
Which will heal some less than a Stimpak.
So, um, but like, cause we, but okay.
But we have a Bactine tank.
No, Bacta tank.
Oh, yeah.
I meant Bactine.
Like that thing that your mom sprayed into your cuts that really burned.
That's what you found.
Did you find it next to your Vaseline?
All right.
I sprayed on one of my many, many wounds.
Uh, and it, it, it burns.
Uh, it's not pleasant.
So you take a strain, uh, but you, you, you do heal two wounds.
All right.
How many?
Only one?
Uh, two.
So you're, you're, I moved you.
I, sorry, I should let you do it to 10.
Uh, you do have enough to spray on, um, anybody.
Bobens.
Oh yeah.
I guess you could, I guess you could waste it.
I guess you could waste it on, on Mac too.
It's not my blood.
I'm covered in.
I'll spray it on Bobens.
Okay.
It burns.
This is almost as bad as the wounds.
It's good in the long run.
You'll be fine.
It's getting rid of bacterium.
Oh, did you do that?
You, you added the take.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I guess I should let you do it.
No, no, no.
That's fine.
Uh, can I, can I grab one of the maces?
Yes.
That's a good idea.
I specifically shot one out.
There's two of them.
So one for everybody.
Well, Mac, do you want one?
No.
He's got the vibro rapier.
Oh yeah.
I, I don't want one.
Yeah.
You cannot take more weapons, Saren.
Oh, well.
I've only got two.
Yeah.
Your sacral weapon is full.
Yes.
I guess I don't know what a mace would be.
You're, you're close on the circumference, but I don't know if you're over.
A mace is not good for an assassin.
A mace is one of the lightest of, of heavy armored weapons.
It's known for it.
I guess.
All right.
It's known for being light weight.
Fine.
Take a mace if you want.
Everyone take a mace.
Everyone can have a mace.
I don't want a mace.
All right.
I don't want it.
Okay.
I do.
Did you take it already?
How do I take it?
You should be able to just, oh, you probably can't open the Savorit.
Savorit.
I mean, one's already split open if you know what I mean.
Yes, I do.
Because he's covered in his blood.
All right.
I threw it into your.
Nice.
All right.
Look at this thing.
Nice.
Um.
You go through, um, Michael's pockets.
Uh.
No.
Michael.
Wait.
Somebody went through Michael's pockets, right?
I'm going through.
Oh, I'm looting every single body I can.
All right.
I think, uh, Bobenz is just kind of standing over him.
Just like, oh.
What was it worth?
It's very, it's, it's very sad.
Uh.
Why didn't you say that?
Not to me.
It's not.
No, no, no, no.
Max.
So Sauron is just like, meh.
Sauron doesn't care.
Sauron's taking.
That shit happens.
He's picking through his pockets while Bobenz is just standing there like, oh.
Shouldn't we like close his eyes at least?
Cause his eyes are just like.
Yeah.
They're still like open.
You get a little jaded to it.
Yeah.
Uh, you, you find his wallet and you look through his wallet and you see this picture of, um, this.
Oh, not another picture.
Yeah.
It's a picture.
It's, it's of the butt radar.
Uh, but it's not a photograph.
It's, it's cut out of like a, um, like a magazine.
Uh, it's, it's like a, you know, kind of like, like a bounty sort of basically, but it's, it's
of the butt radar.
So it's, it's out of, it's out of a publication.
Uh, but he has it, he has a picture of her in his wallet.
A newspaper clipping?
A newspaper clipping, basically.
This guy might just been a stalker.
He might be the best person we've come across.
I mean, it was pretty sad.
Uh, no, no syntax.
Right.
Uh, but it does.
It's a tabloid.
More importantly, any more real?
Uh, he does not have any more real.
He has, he has, uh, one empty vial of real in there.
So there's like a little bit at the bottom.
Um, okay.
I thought maybe you were going to jump in and says real and say, Sarn takes it.
And no.
Okay.
He's not gonna, he's not gonna get the resin.
Uh, but you do.
Sarn is not gonna get the resin.
Sarn does not take the resin.
Um, you, you've come across his, um, his personal data pad, which is like a little bit smaller
than like, like an iPad, but it's still, it's like basically the size of a cell, like a cell
phone.
And you can see, um, text messages in there.
And.
Can I go through them?
Yes.
You're going through them and you see that they are, uh, back and forth between him and the
butt radar.
Uh, there's a lot of like lewd messages, uh, between them.
Uh, he's a little bit thirstier for her than she is for him, but she is texting him back.
Like they have, they do have a relationship and, um, but it is somewhat one sided, but you, you
notice that he, she keeps asking him to bring to her, uh, particular person.
Uh, you notice too, that he works for roll, like a, um, on, I don't know, like a, not some
knowledge.
Is there a general knowledge?
No, right.
Roll a core, core worlds.
Me who?
Uh, whoever's reading it, which would be siren.
Okay.
You fail.
Uh, you say that you yell out loud, you know, that there's the name of this company.
Um, it's, um, called worldwide international.
Um, and you ask Mac and Bobenz if they've ever heard of this company and they can roll the
core worlds too.
Or if you have like a better on one of them, it might make sense.
Huh?
Worldwide.
Worldwide is better.
Uh, Siren, or Mac also has never heard of worldwide international.
But can, okay.
So is, uh, Bobenz's computer skills pretty good, right?
Yeah.
Can, can she hack it?
Well, first of all, does she know?
So what am I rolling?
Uh, core worlds.
Core worlds.
Yeah.
No, she also fails.
One threat though, which is, I'm kind of really, you're not going to fire.
We don't know anything about this place.
All right.
You've never heard of worlds international.
Uh, and hearing you, hearing you guys argue about like, you know, going back and forth.
Like, I have no idea what that is.
I have no idea what that is.
You know what it is.
I don't know what that is.
Uh, real speaks up and she's like, you idiots.
You never heard of worldwide international.
Uh, it's definitely a real company that, uh, that Michael worked for.
You didn't even bother to like ask him.
Do you know anything about him?
You idiots.
Listen, Boban goes over him and kind of gets like a little rough with her.
Like, listen, he was a good man.
He was a good man.
And you guys treated him like garbage and he's dead because of you.
Don't give me this shit.
Because of me.
Yeah.
Oh.
Aren't you the one who ordered him to die to shoot him?
Or is that, what does it matter?
No.
That was my boss.
I think she kind of picks her up and like shakes her just a little bit.
Like, ah, and she's all scrambled.
So Michael, Michael Torval was in, was a music executive at worlds wide.
Um, international.
You didn't know that.
Why do you think she hung out with him?
Wasn't because of his hair.
She tried to get a record deal.
Yeah.
She wants a record deal.
No, she was trying to get a target.
Oh, scroll through there.
Look at his, look at who he represents.
Hey, you're good at computers.
Yeah.
You scroll through there.
Yeah.
Roll, roll the, roll the check.
Roll it.
For computers.
Oh, I've got, you know, I think I'm actually better at computers.
Didn't she just upgrade it though?
What is your computer?
I cannot see any of my, uh, like skills.
I'm not sure if I'm looking in the wrong spot or what your computers.
Yeah.
You upgraded these.
Maybe.
Did I not?
Put them in here.
Oh yeah, we did.
So you, you didn't upgrade your computers?
Ah, no.
I, I don't know about those newfangled devices.
All right.
Yeah.
Cause I got a proficiency and an ability.
Listen, if it's got gears and motors, I'm your gal, but beeps and boops, not my thing.
All right.
I'll try to go through this.
Okay.
Uh, two difficulty.
Yeah.
Turns out I was on the wrong tab guys.
Uh, you look through, you're able to go through his email, uh, just cause you know, a little
bit of like computers and you can get through it.
Um, and you look at the people, like the people he's representing and you see down there a familiar
blue blob.
Uh, he is, he is the agent.
He is the edge.
He is the agent for bed.
Bebo.
Oh no.
No.
But Ben's, you know about our, about our past with the bed.
Bebo.
Is he family?
Is he a little sat?
No.
Of the boat.
No, Mac.
You remember Bo Bebo.
But Bebo.
Bebo.
Yeah.
We took him hostage one time.
Yeah.
It didn't go well.
It went as well as when we took that Lasat hostage.
Hey, wait.
She's still right there.
Oh, going great.
Yeah.
And then real real perhaps like, yeah, yeah.
The butt radar has got some unfinished business that she needs to take care of.
Oh shit.
And yeah, that's why she was sleeping with Michael.
Not because he's sexy.
Cause he's not.
Have you seen his hair?
Not a sexy man.
But she was just trying to get.
Yeah, she doesn't have hair all over his body.
I get it.
Yeah.
He was just trying to get to bed.
Bebo.
Thank you.
Can we drag Riel back to the ship and freeze her in carbonite and put her next to the ghost?
Yeah, we need a his-hers coat rack.
Oh, no.
Wait, but Bridget, do you know about Bebby Bow?
I've heard of Bebby Bow slightly.
Okay.
All right.
Now we'll have to cover that in the next session.
Or you could just listen to the episode.
It's still one of my favorite episodes.
Which episode is it?
I don't know what number it is.
It's called You're a Terrible Kid.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to put that down as my homework.
Are we taking this girl hostage?
Yeah.
Of course.
I just really wanted a pistol whipper.
You still can when she's frozen in carbonite.
That's why she's hostage for later.
Yeah.
Good point.
But I think it would also kind of be narrative if we covered that Bebo.
Oh, yeah.
In character.
That makes sense.
In character, yeah.
I have it on my phone.
Flashback.
You're a terrible kid.
I'll take a listen.
You're a terrible child.
Yeah.
Was that on the one episode where we had to get, because we had to do it because Ryan couldn't make it?
It was the first time.
Yeah.
We did the flashback because he couldn't make it.
Yeah.
That was the first time we did it, and we just did totally off the cuff.
Yeah.
It was episode 19.
Oh, wow.
That's also the first time I killed a butt radar.
Sarn Turbo meets Max Skyblade for the first time to transport Bed Bebo, son of Bob Bebo.
Bob Bebo.
Great names.
Weird that they have different last names.
It's, uh...
You wouldn't understand.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it could be their first names, right?
It could be.
I don't think you did kill a butt radar.
Even though those are different, too.
Oh, no.
I killed a butt radar.
Not in that one.
How many butt radars have you killed?
One.
Yeah, but it wasn't this episode.
Yeah, it was a live session.
Yeah.
I remember that because Ryan was there.
Ryan's the one who came up with the idea that the butt radar is a title.
But nobody expected anybody to kill him.
So that's when the medallion thing came out.
Oh.
Was that the butt radar is the one that holds the medallion.
I'm going to be the butt radar.
That's what I tried doing.
That's what everyone says.
Don't try it.
I tried doing that.
Me and Andy practically fought for it.
When you make it as easy as wearing a medallion, I mean, come on.
Who doesn't?
I think we tried splitting it.
I'd be butt and he'd be radar.
I do not remember that.
I'm trying to.
I don't remember trying to split it, but it doesn't sound unlike us.
Yeah.
I know I have the notes here from when we ran.
But yeah, it was no fighting outside of an abandoned house.
I was able to shoot down the butt radar.
But there were other Wookiees there and they ran up, took the medallion and ran off.
Yeah.
Who knew Wookiees were really entrenched in the crime syndicates?
Well, this one is just it's a Wookiee.
It's a Wookiee gang.
Oh, so it's very Wookiee.
Not the Radarian Chain gang.
The Radarian Chain is a Wookiee gang.
Oh, it is.
Okay.
Well, then I misspoke.
Yeah, because this is the one that you had over at your house, Boo.
And then we ended too soon.
And so.
We ended the one shot too soon or something.
No, it wasn't a one shot.
It was, you know, I guess, yeah, Ryan was there.
Ryan was there.
And we.
And he took over his team.
Yeah.
He actually did pretty good.
Yeah.
But yeah, we did the.
Yeah.
I don't know what.
Who we were fighting.
Bats Laurel's flower truck.
No, that's the.
That's the flashback.
Yeah.
I remember the flower truck thing.
Mayflower Lloyd.
Oh, that was.
That does not ring a bell.
That was the fighter.
That was one of the boxers.
Mayflower Floyd.
There were boxers.
No, Mayflower Lloyd.
And.
Yeah.
You guys went.
You guys snuck into.
It was an underground fight.
Your Kunkel Jabba.
Registered trademark.
I have here to Timo.
Oh, no.
I remember.
I remember the gladiator pit.
There's a gladiator pit.
And that.
That wasn't the same flashback though.
Was it?
Mac says he's from Mos Espa's.
Listens to jizz.
Religious.
Religious jizz.
Mac gives a.
One.
One credit tip.
Next fight.
Mayflower Lloyd.
And Paul Logan.
I think.
Oh.
This might be before we started.
Oh, no.
Because, yeah.
We didn't record that one.
Good thing I took such good notes.
June 5th.
Yeah, but we.
Of what year?
2021.
Oh, my God.
They go outside.
Two and a half years ago.
Second speeder bike.
And it sounds very detailed.
Mac yells to fighters to fight.
Mayflower swings.
Logan dodges.
Logan KOs Mayflower.
Max shoots at Logan.
I don't remember this at all.
Yeah, I didn't.
I don't.
I kind of remember.
Plus one crit for Sarn.
Butt radar.
Diplomat Architect Smuglord.
These are great notes.
Yeah, Smuglord's.
The only thing you really need to focus on, I think.
So, yeah.
Smuglord.
19.
19 is the flashback.
And then 20 is this episode where we did live, I think.
Yeah.