Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls pokein' my head not fun
I said, seagulls, hmm, stop it now
Episode 51, calm after the storm
Royale with cheese
The club was destroyed, the sad rips were conquered
and the partygoers chased off in a wild panic
Despite a missed stabbing, an impotent nut strike
and a free flight across the club
our heroes are still breathing, if only barely
And they've taken a hostage
Royale, the butt radar's second in command
And she's promised valuable, exclusive information
on the Radarian chain in exchange for her life
The crew is now one step closer to fulfilling
the Zond Consortium's generous bounty on the butt
Their contact and consortium underboss, Venlana
will surely be interested in hearing
any newly available information
She's apt to take any help she can get
to put an end to the Radarian chain's endless attacks
on boss Tyber Zond's operations
But Michael Torval, an apparent musical talent agent
continues to deliver even beyond his drunken grave
Beb Bebo somehow factors into all of this
Now that is a name they've not heard in a long time
Oh Beb
I listened to that video too
and you know what?
That kid was a terrible kid
I mean, not like he was badly behaved
because even badly behaved kids are kind of cool
This kid just sucked
He was a sweet little boy
He was a sweet, sweet little boy
He screwed up our checkpoint
Checkpoint, uh, checkpoint paper
Oh yeah
Yeah, you guys confused him
Yeah, you went from saying his name was Frankenstein
to Rocksteady to Rockenstein
I mean
And he couldn't keep up with any of it
You know, that's what they teach at schools
how to follow directions, I think
Well, he wasn't going to school
No, he was going to school for Hard Knocks
Yeah
Um
Alright
So, I think it makes sense
to do some XP
because we're a little bit behind
Um
Alright
Let's see
The first set of XP
is for fulfilling
Illovandin's bounty
That was the one
to make sure that
Flutterplume did not win the race
So that's
plus five to Mac
and plus five to Sarn
Alright, now
how does this work again?
I think
I think you can
We didn't really do
We didn't really track it in here
I don't think
because you can put
you can put extra XP on there
you can add it on there
but
it doesn't really
Oh, it does tell you what's available
So I would just add the five points
to available and a total
And shit
I flip-flopped these
Oh, okay
See what I'm saying?
Yeah, I see it now
Alright
Um
For winning the race
Mac gets five points
Experience points
And for saving
Flutterplume's family
Sarn gets five points
Woo
So that should
Bring you up to
ten available points
The both of you
Andy, are you updating
your character sheet on here
or do you want me to do it?
I'll do it
I got it
Okay
Are you changing
updating the total too?
No
I will though
Okay
Alright
Um
Alright
For bobbins
Um
Hey
Yeah
You made parking
for the real mayor
Ford Mantell
Uh
So
Congratulations
Here's five
Experience points
I have XP
for parking
If only that was real life
Yes
And I'll
I'll put that on your sheet
I don't even know
I probably trust my paper more
But anyway
Alright
Uh
And for writing a ticket
You get five points apiece
I believe you wrote two tickets
So
That's
Ten points
Um
You guys
All
Infiltrated the hideout
So that's five points apiece
So
Fifteen then
For me and
Sarn
Yes
Okay
Just making sure
I'm keeping up with the math
I think that makes it
Twenty
For
Bobbins
Yeah
I think so
Okay
Um
Bobbins
You quit your boring job
So that's five more points
I assume
You weren't going back
Were you
I guess that was
No
I'm
No
I'm
I don't know if I'm gonna quit
But I'm definitely gonna get fired
If I show up
So I'm gonna quit before they fire me
I mean
If you want to get
You're a hostage
Yeah
I don't know why you're being asked this anyway
Uh
Because I definitely used my keys off of
In work
On non-work hours
To do non-work things
You're not going back
We're not letting you
No no
We're keeping your keys
Uh
Bobbins
You were also a good friend to Michael
Uh
So that's
Yeah
I have five more points
Hey
I was a good friend to him too
I tried to give him life advice
You
You did try to give him life advice
Like you should dump your girlfriend
Right
I tried to make him stay in bed
Which I guess would have been good
If you were successful
Um
And
You guys
Uh
Killed
Two Savarps
So that's
Five points apiece
For everyone
Although
I was
Wait
Five points per Savrip
No no no no
For both of them
You get five points
Uh
That's a big deal
Although I don't know who actually killed them
Does anybody remember?
Oh it was probably me
I know you say that
I think
I think they died of fright
I think they died of
Nut punches
Uh
You know
I was pretty terrifying at the end of that
Covered in their blood
Yeah
Red frock
Buster
Red frock buster
Um
You gotta get the art guy back
I mean
We probably should have hired him to do
I mean I would love to have hired him to do art for uh
Our Blades in the Dark campaign
I didn't even think about it
That would have been insane
A picture of us on
In the uh
The junk fort
The junk barge
Like uh
Like a portrait
Like our
A family portrait
On the junk bar
Like one of those classic ones
Where we're all kind of like
Just like
Someone's got his arm around
Someone else you know
Like a JCPenney's one
Yeah exactly
Just uh
Mimi laying in the
The front
Um
No what
You called him Mimi
Yeah
Dee Dee
I wanted to call him Zip
Because that's what it said on her shirt
But
Um
I don't know
You guys want to take a couple minutes
And look at some things
That you want
You might want to upgrade
I mean we don't have to decide now
But
I'd like to
Talk about it
I'd like to
Think about it for next week
Uh
Go ahead
I see the skill sheet
Yeah
Um
The skill tree
So if you click
On
So your skill tree
Will be in
Your specialization
So if you open your sheet
And double click on
Assassin
Then you can see your
Oh
Okay
I'm gonna have to do some research
Yeah I know
You usually do it in between sessions
But
If you want to just look
Or
Think out loud with people
We can do that for a couple minutes
Guess I could be toughened
Would it kill you?
I mean let's be honest
I mean I'm already
Pretty
Pretty tough
I mean you are a scoundrel
I definitely
I am a scoundrel
It's
Five points
Per rank
That you're going up
Right
Or is it five points
Times the new rank?
It's five
Points
Oh that's a good question
Let me look at
The
You have to go up
The skill tree
Right
You have to go like
So I couldn't just go
If I have only five
I have to go to
Ten first
Then fifteen
Right
I think that's what
I remember
No there
It's a path
So only certain ones
Are connected
Yeah you'll see it
Like if you click on
The skill tree here
There's like black lines
In between
Oh
I see
But I think we did
Draw them in your book too
Yeah
I know I put the rule
In
In the discord
Oh yeah
You sent it to me
Training a career skill
To the next highest rank
Cause five times the rank
It is being raised to
So
Okay
So if you're going from like
Five
Yeah
Right
So if you're going like
From two to three
That's fifteen
Yeah
Okay
And if it's not
A career skill
Then it would be
Fifteen
And then plus five
Okay
It's a five point
I guess penalty
Or whatever
Alright
I'm going to
Raise my
Brawl
To three
So that would be
Fifteen
Does that take it out
Automatically
Or do I have to do that
I
Take it out of your
Experience
XP
Yeah
Okay
It's not
Yeah you'll have to
Change it
Oh
There we go
Twenty
Alright
Can you say that again
I'm going to
I want to write it down
Oh
I
Hold on
Sorry
Let me go back to what
I make sure I got the right one
I increased my brawl
From two to three
Two to three
Okay
So that would be
So that was fifteen
Right
Yes
I should have
I spent so many points
In range
Point left
It's like me and deception
What was your deception at?
I don't remember
Let's see
Your deception is three
And you have
You have minus one setback
For convincing demeanor
But it's
You must be a level three
Convincing demeanor
That can't be right
I don't know
I have to double check
To make sure that we have that right
But
Yeah you have
At least two
Yeah I got
I think I got convincing demeanor
Yes
At least one
But this has you two
Oh
Actually it has you
Three
I know I see
On my sheet
It says I have
It says I got it
Two checks
Two checks for convincing demeanor
Okay
Yeah that's what it shows here
But I don't know why it shows
Three on your sheet
But anyway yeah
So that
That's one less
Setback on
Deception rolls
Oh man that's funny
What?
I
Just thinking about it
Because like one reason why
We've had setbacks recently
Like when
Sarn
Was high as shit
Like he had setbacks
On all his rolls
If
You had a setback
On your rolls
Because you were
High as shit
Yeah
It would get negated
Because you're
Convincing demeanor
Which is just funny to me
To think about you being drunk
And getting all your setbacks
Taken out
I am a scoundrel
Deception
Yeah I'd like to
Hoard my XP points
For this week
And then I'll come back
Next time
And I'll have a better answer
Oh
Like a dragon
What the hell is gunnery
Used for?
Um
I think that
Why haven't I upgraded that?
Well yeah
But none of your
None of your weapons
Use gunnery
What is it though?
Is it like
If you're like
Firing on a ship?
I think it might be
Yeah like
Okay
Like that
Um
Let me grab my
Rules book
You do have one
Rank in it already
Yeah
But I don't
That might
Come with the character
That might have come
With the preaching
Let me see
Oh yeah
I keep forgetting
You have it
Gunnery
Many weapons
Are simply too large
For a person to carry
Not Sarn
He's got a big old
Rucksack of guns
If a character
Is piloting a starfighter
May have weapons
That are mounted upon it
With a fixed orientation
Okay so yeah
On a ship
Complex targeting computers
And automated weapons
Mounts are often used
With large scale weapons
So yeah
And turret mounted weapons
So
Yeah
You had it
Basically right
How much is it
To upgrade general skills
Again?
Which one?
Just like if I
Uh
Like say
If I wanted to upgrade
Charm
So
For you
Charm
Is a career skill
So
If you went from
Two to three
That would be
Um
Since you're going to three
It would be five times three
So fifteen
Oh okay
So the same as
Uh
Bridget did
When she went brawl
Two to three
Good thing we never get into
A fight in the
In the way
What about brawl
If
You don't mind me asking
If I were to choose brawl
Like
Uh
Brawl is not
A career skill of yours
So
And you have zero
So you'd be going from zero to one
It would be five points
Plus five
Because it's not
A career skill
So it would be ten
All together
Okay
Alright
I want to raise my perception
What could you possibly need that for
I need to be able to see
Tens that are going around
But you
You already have
Okay so
I think
I went to two
I just changed it to two
Okay so
Uh
You went from one to two
Left over
Perception
One
To two
Right
Yeah
So that would be
Minus ten
You still have ten left
That's what you're saying
We're on the same page
Yes
Okay
Alright I'm going to do
Plus one for computers
Uh
I'm going from zero to one
And it's a skill
It's a career skill
So it's
That's five points
Okay
You got fifteen left
Computers
I thought you said
You didn't do computers
Well I do now
I took the lesson
I was just thinking about
Upgrading my computers too
There's some in here
We just don't end up
Rolling a lot
Right
Yeah that's why
It makes it hard
To try to figure out
What I want to upgrade
Yeah
Because I was thinking about
Oh maybe I should do
My discipline
I was like well
When was the last time
He asked me to roll
Discipline
Yeah
Or coordination
I mean we haven't
We haven't been back
Into it for a little while
Yeah coordination
We probably
I can think
Maybe we could
Not that I
I'm encouraging you
To do something
You're right
I should be
No no no no
You should take a look
At deception
Have you ever tried
Using deception on us
I don't think
We're going to be
Very good at that
No I think
We're very bad
At deception
And if you say
I'm very good
At deception
It means I also win
So there you go
I like
Resilience
Survival
We don't really roll
But we haven't had
A lot of checks yet
Since we got
Can I unlevel it up?
No
I don't
No
I don't think so
That doesn't really
Make sense
Can I downgrade please?
Yeah I'll get downgraded
Can I get worse
At a skill?
Could definitely do that
Coordination
When I'm high
Is at balls
Balls
Big and dooddy
Balls
Cool
Yeah we don't roll
That
Yeah we don't roll that
But we probably
Could roll that more
Yeah well
So when we roll
Initiation
Oh yeah
Does that
Take into effect?
So that would be
Cool or
Vigilance
Right
So if we roll
Cool
Or let's just say
We roll Vigilance
And I have one rank in it
I get a yellow
And a green
Not just greens
It somehow factors in
Well yeah
Cause
For an
Initiative
You're just straight up
Rolling your Vigilance
Well not Vigilance
Usually
We've rolled a lot
Cool cause you guys
Are the ones
Charging into battle
But
So yeah
You just straight up
Roll your
Your skill
So it's whatever
You would roll
Okay
Yeah
I think
I'm pretty sure
Vigilance is the other one
And that's if you get
If you get caught
Flat footed
Oh really
So I still have
10
I don't really need
To add any more
Stealth
So if it's a
Non-career skill
It's how many
Points per level
It's just
Just tack on
5
Oh okay
So you still do
Like
Okay gotcha
Yeah whatever
The rank you're
Going to
Times 5
Plus 5
So you guys
Actually have
You guys actually
Have a pretty good
Amount of points
Alright
I'm just
Gonna do my
Computers
Again
No wait
No
No cause
That was Bobbins
Did
Yeah
Alright so
Computers
Bobbins does
Computers
And that's
And you did it already
It's from 1 to 2
Yeah
Minus 10
You're now at 0
Yes
And that is marked off
Already
At the XP
Yes
Thank you
Great work
Thank you
Boo
Will
Horde
As he is
Want to do
Um
Bobbins
Did you want to
Spend anything
Or think about it
For a little bit
Longer
What's
What's skullduggery
Is that different
Than uh
What's the difference
Between skullduggery
And streetwise
Streetwise
Is just like
Awareness
Of like
Things
It would be
I think skullduggery
Is more
Well
Maybe I should
Look and see
Oh yeah
I guess
Streetwise
Is more knowledge
And skullduggery
Is more like
Know how
Skill
Ah
Okay
That's my
Guess
Okay
I'm gonna raise my
Character is looking
For a merchant
Who specializes
In unsavory goods
Or illicit services
Such as a merchant
Maybe located
Through a streetwise
Check
Stuff like that
Skullduggery
Broad range of skills
That are crucial
Performing criminal actions
Character
Okay
I'm gonna raise my
Skullduggery
To two
Oh
That'd be useful
Lock picking
Okay
Yeah
So I'm gonna
Raise my
Skullduggery
To two
Which is gonna
Use ten points
And then
I have five points
I think I'm gonna
Sit on those
And try to figure out
What I wanna do
With it
Cause
Yeah
You're so precious
Yeah
Don't forget about
Your
Talons
Wait
They're all
Just write
Everyone a ticket
To start
Going through
My
My list
There
It's like
Chasing the dragon
Though
Your first ticket
Is always
You know
Oh believe me
Sarn knows
All about chasing
The dragon
Oh
Right
Alright
I got five XP
Great
Think about it
You too
Alright
I guess that
Will bring us
Into
Basement
I don't
We probably
Should start
We'll probably
Skip a few steps
Here
Um
You have
Just finished
Your fight
Um
And
Rael has
Surrendered
Um
You were going
Through
Michael's phone
Uh
Where you
Found
Where you
Realized
That
He is
A
Agent
A music
Talent
Agent
Uh
And
Represents
Beb
Bebo
Um
I didn't even
Think he was
That good
Well you guys
Never really
Gave him a
Chance
But
What I want
To talk about
Was his
Breakup
You know
How that is
It's depressing
You know
I meant
Beb
Bebo
Oh
Also
Depressing
Um
And
Rael is
You have her
Hostage
Basically
Yeah
Hostage
What does
That mean
I like
Hostages
Oh
I thought
It's a little
Weird
What are you
Going to do
With it
Hmm
We'll find out
Hostage
Or victim
What's the
Difference
Uh
Mac is
Covered in
Blood
Sarn
Is almost
Dead
Uh
Bobens
Is
Almost
Dead
In fact
She's
Over the
Threshold
Um
But
I'll just
Fix that
That she's
Why does it
Not let me
Uh
All right
Uh
You're both
Are
Basically
You guys
Are both
Over your
Wound
Threshold
You guys
Are
You guys
Are basic
Yep
You guys
Are very
Sick
Sorry
We didn't
Hide
I'm
Over here
Like
First
I'm
Upset
That my
Clothes
Are ruined
But I'm
Like
This might
Be a
Good
Color
For me
Look
Uh
This has
Been
Kind of
A
Kind of
A rough
Day
I gotta
Be honest
Yeah
It's
Only gonna
Get worse
Oh
So this
Is normal
No
This is
Pretty bad
No
It's
I mean
You're normally
Pretty beat up
At the end
Of a fight
Yeah
That's true
By the way
What do you
Think of
What do you
Think of
This color
On me
No
Do you
Like to be
Covered in
Zavric blood
Which is
Red
Which is
Strange
I mean
Red
Is
It brings
Out my
Eyes
I think
I mean
Yeah
No good
I think
It's gonna
Start to
Smell
After a
While
Well I'm
Gonna wash
It but I'm
Saying it's
Probably stained
I gotta just
Accept the
Consequences
Oh yeah
No totally
Go with the
Stained
I think
It might be
Better
To get a
New
A new
Buster
What about
A red
Buster
No
Alright
What color
Is your
Out of
Character
What color
Is your
Buster
Currently
It's
You know
Kind of
A
Blue
I think
Maybe a
Teal
Oh
You know
Alright
Well I'm
Just gonna
Go buy a
Jacket
And rip
The fucking
Arms off
Yeah
Where's
The
Jacket
Store
Space
Jackets
So
Well
Is this
You guys
Are just
Gonna
Talk
About
Your
Clothes
The
Entire
Time
Well
Now
That
You
Mention
It
I
Think
I
Could
Use
A
Pair
Of
Boots
You
Could
Use
It
You
Do
Deserve
A
Pair
Of
Boots
Man
You've
Been
Working
Really
Hard
Lately
I've
Noticed
Bobs
You've
You're
New
To
The
Group
But
This
Is
The
Hard
Working
Son
Of
A
Gun
Right
Here
Or
Sign
Yeah
I gotta
Get something
To
Cause I
Have a
I guess
I could wear
My jacket
Says Port
Authority
I definitely
Don't have a
Job tomorrow
Morning
Uh
Yeah
So
I don't
Really
Want to
Walk
Around
With
A
Authority
Jacket
I
Mean
People
Might
Think
That's
Your
Name
Oh
Yeah
It
Could
Be
The
Lissette
Port
Authority
Yeah
You may
Have
Heard
From
Me
You're
Named
After
A
Fine
Exotic
Space
Wine
Port
Authority
Alright
We should
Probably
Go
Back
To
The
Wave
Yeah
We
Could
Use
Some
Shut
Eye
Wait
What
Are
We
Gonna
Do
With
This
What
Are
We
Gonna
Do
With
This
Person
Yeah
What
Are
You
Gonna
Do
With
Me
Can
I
Go
Home
No
God
You
Remind
Me
Of
This
Creepy
Kid
We
Used
To
Hang
Out
With
Every
Time
Someone
Asks
You
If
They
Can
Go
Home
Every
Time
A
Hostage
Wants
To
Go
Home
Man
You're
A
Big
Baby
Wow
You're
Paying
In
The
Ass
For
Being
Held
Hostage
It's
Not
The
It's
Not
The
Request
It's
The
Tone
I
Would
Have
You
To Go
Home
All
Right
Can
Maybe
Listen
We
Get
That
Question
Asked
A
Lot
It's
A
Little
Infuriating
At
This
Point
How
Many
Hostages
Do
You
Take
I've
Never
Taken
Hostages
Not
You
Them
Clearly
Them
I
Can
Count
Them
All
On
Nine
Of
My
Real
Digits
To
Be
Fair
Most
Of
Them
We
Set
Free
You
Know
After
We
Tag
Them
You're
Gonna
Tag
Me
No
Don't
We
Agree
Not
To
Do
That
I'll
Drag
Her
Along
Let's
Go
Back
To
The
Ship
Take
A
Shower
Take
A
Take
A
Sleep
Eat
A
Sandwich
We'll
Think
About
This
In
The
Morning
Or
Do
You
Want
To
Knock
Her
Out
And
Leave
Here
We're
Taking
Her
With
Us
Hey
Real
Yeah
That's
Me
How
Do
You
Feel
About
Carbon
I
Sounds
Cold
I
Mean
It
Is
A
Frozen
In
Carbon
I
Kind
Of
Scenario
But
Yeah
So
Not
Good
Oh
That
Sucks
Are
You
Gonna
Freeze
Me
Into
Carbon
It's
A
Possibility
What
If
I
Don't
Survive
Stim
Packs
I
Mean
That's
Really
No
Lost
To
Us
Yeah
It
Is
Oh
You
Do
That
The
Point
Of
The
How
Why
Do
I
Even
Have
Those
Summaries
What
Kind
Of
Information
You
Got
Why
I
Don't
Even
Have
Or
Tell
Me
All
You
Will
Freeze
You
In
Carbon
I
Don't
Have
These
Goggles
Let's
Get
Jigglin
I
I'm
Still
Alive
I'm
Just
Real
Depressed
Alright
And
I'm
Seriously
No
Let's
Get
Jigglin
Who's
Karen
The
Hostage
I
Think
The
One
That's
Not
Almost
Dead
Should
That's
You
That's
You
Mac
Yeah
But
I'm
Really
Tired
So
I
Just
Kind
Of
Grab
Her
By
Her
Foot
And
Start
I
Can
Just
Walk
I
Can
Walk
Oh
Are
You
Standing
Right
Now
Too
I'm
Like
Just
Grabbing
You
By
Your
Foot
And
Just
Walking
You're
Hopping
I
Can
Just
I
Can
Just
Walk
Fine
I
Push
Her
Forward
Let's
Go
Alright
You don't
Have to
Push
Me
I
Mean
It's
Part
Of
The
It's
Part
Of
The
Whole
Shtick
God
I
Don't
Have
You
Ever
Been
A
Part
Of
The
Experience
Have
You
Never
Been
Hostaged
Before
No
I
Usually
You're
In
For
An
Experience
We
Have
We
Have
Brochures
It's
Going
To
Be
Fun
We're
Going
To
Have
A
Good
Time
You
Might
Join
Us
At
The
End
Of
This
I
Did
Yeah
Now
They
Are
Written
In
Crayon
Now
We
Do
Have
Brochures
Do
You
Know
What
The
Term
Stockholm
Syndrome
Means
No
Good
Come
Along
So
You've
Become
A
Hostage
The
Title
It
Can't
Get
Better
Than
That
All
Right
Well
Just
Follow
Me
I
Know
My
Way
Out
Of
Here
Follow
You
Yeah
So
We'll
Follow
You
Follow
Us
To
Our
Ship
You
Don't
Know
How
To
Get
Out
Of
Here
Clearly
You
Barely
Got
In
She's
Got
A
Point
We
Really
Had
To
See
Our
Way
Yeah
We
Did
Yeah
Your
Security
So
Damn
Good
Look
At
Us
We're
Fucking
Idiots
We
Still
Got
In
You
Are
Idiots
Wow
Already
You're
Making
This
Hostage
Situation
A
Little
Bit
More
Hostile
Than
What
Are
You
Gonna
Do
A
Pistol
Whip
Me
No
But
I
Do
Have
A
Rifle
Whipper
I
Will
Rifle
Whip
You
How do
We
Get
Out of
Here
And
Onto
The
Ship
And
Go
Home
Because
Listen
I'm
Really
Tired
And
I
Just
Need
To
Sleep
And
Maybe
Get a
Stimpak
Or
Something
I
Need
A
Couple
Stimpak
Yeah
I'm
Being
Generous
I
Need
A
Good
Tailor
What
You
Need
Is
Manners
All
Right
I
Think
We're
Forgetting
The
Time
Honored
Thing
Of
A
Golf
Gag
See
The
Brochure
Page
Somebody
Gag
This
Person
Already
I'm
Getting
Tired
God
Everyone's
Whining
Right
Now
You're
In a
Real
Good
Mood
For
Someone
Covered
In
Blood
I'm
Not
And
Back
At
The
Ship
All
Right
Okay
You
Know
Maybe
I
Wasn't
As
Much
Showing
You
Where
To
Go
As
Much
As
Inviting
You
To
Carry
On
And
Move
Forward
All
Right
Let's
Just
Not
The
Way
We
Came
Right
Did
We
Just
Come
Out
Come
Back
The
Way
We
Came
Up
The
Stairs
Through
The
Scary
Place
The
Scary
Elevator
All
Right
You know
What
I'm
Just
Gonna
Make
This
Easy
And
I
And
She
Picks
Up
Rial
Just
Kind
Like
A
Piece
Of
Luggage
Under
Her
Arm
And
Just
Starts
Heading
Towards
The
Door
Yeah
I
Could
Walk
I
Know
You
Know
I'm
Pretty
Tired
Too
Lissette
You
Want
To
Get
Carried
Me
No
All
Right
Sarns
You
Won't
Do
It
Either
What
Am
I
Doing
You're
Carrying
Me
No
I
Don't
Want
That
Blood
All
Over
My
Clothes
Crazy
Looks
Terrible
All
Right
And
She's
Walking
Out
The
Door
Towards
Back
I'm
Assuming
Back
Towards
The
Elevator
Is
There
A
Secret
entrance
To
This
Way
No
It
Was
Just
It
Was
Just
A
Regular
Entrance
And
All
Those
People
Stormed
Out
And
Went
Up
That
Tiny
Elevator
All
By
Themselves
Yeah
It
Was
A
Panic
Like
Four
At
A
Time
Like
A
Who
Concert
Yeah
It
Was
Kind
Of
A
Panic
But
Also
Fairly
Orderly
Like
A
Who
Concert
I'm
Off
The
Map
I'm
Off
The
Map
Oh
God
How
Did
You
Get
Off
The
Map
Oh
I
See
I
Was
Just
Dragging
Myself
Get
Out
That
Door
Here I
Go
Oh
It
Looks
Like
Michael
Left
That
Secret
Door
Open
Michael
Oh
I
Missed
You're
Dead
Remember
When we
Took
Michael
Hostage
Yeah
That
Was
A
Lot
More
Fun
That
Wasn't
Really
Hostage
Though
Definitely
There
Was
A
Gun
To
His
Head
At
Some
Point
It
May
Have
Been
Your
Gun
That
Sounds
About
Right
It's
All
Part
Of
The
Experience
Yeah
I
Hope
It
Turns
Out
Better
For
Me
You're
Not
In
Here
Yes
I
Aren't
You
The
Who
Killed
Michael
Yeah
Didn't
You
Kill
Him
Yeah
I
Don't
Remember
If it
Was
Me
Or
My
Guards
Either
Way
It
All
Happened
Really
Fast
Either
Way
That
Hostage
Perfectly
Normal
The
Butt
Radar
Hologram
Called
It
Out
From
Like
It
Was
Definitely
Her
Order
Yeah
I
Don't
Remember
I
Love
That
We're
Just
Arguing
In
This
Elevator
As
We're
Going
Up
There
And
She
Still
I'm
Assuming
Just
Being
Still
Held
Under
The
Arm
And
We're
Just
You
Know
Just
Just in
The
Elevator
As
Elevator
Music
Is
Playing
Just
Yelling
At
Her
About
How
She's
Not
Being
A
Good
Hostage
You
Know
You
Ruined
Our
Last
Hostage
Situation
With
Michael
Torval
He
Was
Going
To
Be
A
Good
Intern
Oh
Now
We
Need
To
Get
A
New
Intern
Bobin
Really
Liked
Him
I
Did
I
Thought
He
Was
Just
Such
A
Nice
Guy
He
Just
Turned
His
Life
Around
I
Mean
Maybe
Not
I
Guess
He
Was
A
Music
Producer
That's
Pretty
Crazy
Right
That guy
Seemed
Like
A
Beach
Bum
I
Totally
Thought
He
Was
Unemployed
No
He
Was
He
Was
Employed
He
Did
Have
That
Going
For
Him
That's
More
Than
I
Can
Say
For
Me
Can
You
Stop
Taunting
Us
With
His
Image
Is
He
Ghost
Haunting
Us
I
Guess
Ghost
Do
Exist
In
This
Base
They
Do
Why
Don't
They
What
About
Non
Force
Ghost
Like
What
About
A
Regular
Person
What
About
Them
Can
They
Be
A
Ghost
No
Oh
What
If
They're
Force
Sensitive
But
They
Don't
Know
It
And
They
Accidentally
Stumble
Upon
Becoming
A
Force
Ghost
This
Is
A
Long
Elevator
Are
You
Are
You
Asking
If
You
If
The
Only
Way
You're
Going
To
Find
Out
If
You
Are
Force
Sensitive
Is
If
You
Become
A
Ghost
I
If
You're
Wrong
With
My
Mind
This
Whole
Time
And
The
Doors
Open
And
You
Guys
Are
Now
Back
In
The
Warehouse
All right
Where
We
Park
She
She opens
The door
That you
Guys
Didn't
Realize
Was
There
And
You
Guys
Are
Out
This
Way
And
You
Guys
Walk
Right
Out
To
The
Front
Of
The
Warehouse
Where
Did
We
Park
That
Car
It
It was inside the hanger, wasn't it?
Could be anywhere.
Michael definitely puked in it.
Yeah, well, guess where the new hostage
is going to have to go?
Oh, remember you guys rolled in it.
Yeah, we were in the trunk.
We better find that car.
Lips to lips.
Covered in vomit.
Alright.
Yes.
You guys leave the warehouse
and you see the Space Lincoln
is still there.
It's looking
gangster as ever.
Did we frisk her?
Make sure she doesn't have a comm or something?
Oh, no.
I definitely didn't.
Did you guys?
No, but you're the port authority.
You sure do that?
Start shaking her.
Please stop shaking me.
Oh, wait, hold on.
And she turns her upside down
and then shakes.
Ah.
Does anything fall out?
No.
Run a perception check.
Is there anything clattering to the ground?
No.
No, she didn't have anything.
I'm pretty sure you already stuck
your hands in her pockets.
Sorry.
Turns out that does not sound like me.
Turns out that wasn't a pocket.
Oh.
I'm not even going to ask what it was.
Yep.
It wasn't a pocket full of Jell-O.
I just wiped my hand on her fur.
Oh, I forgot she's a Wookiee.
God damn.
No wonder she's heavy.
Yeah, I'm a Wookiee.
What of it?
All right.
I don't even think I'm really carrying her
at that point.
Her feet are probably dragging.
Yeah.
She's probably standing over you.
I think Wookiee's about as tall as Lizette's,
if not taller.
She's pretty tall.
You've even done a lot of weird things to her so far.
Yeah.
You guys seem to be new at this hostage thing.
No, not at all.
Oh, I'm brand new.
Listen, this morning, I was a hostage myself,
so the turnaround time, you never know.
It was actually a record for us.
Right.
Twice.
We got it twice in one day.
Three times.
Three.
Michael.
Yeah, Michael, you, and who else?
Yeah.
I'm right here.
Yeah, I'm a little hostage.
Yeah, but hostage turning is what I mean.
Oh, yeah.
No, you're only two for three.
We could see.
The night's still young, or maybe it's not.
I don't know.
What time of day is it?
The night is definitely not young.
As you look out, you're starting to see the sky
start to turn colors as if the sun is going to rise
at any minute.
Oh, I thought you were going to say explode.
Listen, where'd you guys park?
Because this is going to be a busy street soon,
and, well, two of us look...
Oh, I thought you were...
I thought you were going to start yelling at the girl again.
I forgot which Wookiee to yell at.
I'm just saying.
Which hairy creature to yell at?
Exactly.
Hey, that's specious.
We don't all look the same.
I don't know.
Specious if there's two of you that are hairy.
Maybe it's speciesist.
It's not specious.
All right, and you guys see...
You guys see...
You can see the space, Lincoln.
The trunk is still open,
and it looks like it has been untouched since you left it.
Is that a trunk?
Yeah, put her in the trunk.
And as you walk over to the trunk,
she sees...
Wait, is that vomit?
And then you throw her into the trunk
and close the trunk.
And so she's out of your hair for now.
And the trunk is in her hair.
And the trunk is in...
That's going to be very difficult to get out.
You have no idea.
Okay, well...
Not for me.
I'm just freezing in carbon.
It's fine.
I jump in the driver's seat.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm driving this time, buddy.
What do you mean?
I don't care.
I'm just going to...
I'm just going to, like, take a, like,
a quick nap in the back here.
She just opens the door.
Why don't you take a quick nap?
Just slides in and just passes out.
Why don't you take a quick nap in the back, too?
Because you look like you're beat up.
I can still drive.
I don't think so.
I can.
All right.
You guys are going to have to roll for this.
I think...
Let's see.
What would it be?
Let me look at the character sheet.
Where is hard-headedness?
You guys could roll a negotiation
against each other.
And I'll say the one with the most successes wins.
If it's a tie,
it will go to whoever has the most advantages.
If it's still a tie,
then...
I don't...
Whoever you like...
We'll fight for it.
Then I'll flip a coin, I guess.
And yes, then you'll...
Rochambeau.
All right.
So...
Yes.
Hey, barn drives, baby!
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
I got one success.
No.
Oh.
Yeah.
And Boo's got...
Yeah, and Boo's got two successes.
Yeah.
I see it now.
All right.
So, uh...
I don't know how you guys...
If you guys did paper, scissors, rock for it,
or...
Or what.
Anyway,
Sarn loses the argument
and slides into the passenger seat.
Uh...
Mac slides into the driver's seat.
Uh...
And starts to pilot.
Oh, I'm piloting.
Yes, he's piloting.
And he's heading back towards...
Um...
Where he came from.
Uh...
He couldn't quite remember
which way to go,
so he looked through his texts,
uh...
or his history on his phone,
the maps on how to get there,
uh...
and reminded
that, uh...
from that text from...
Oh, shoot.
Pollard that said,
you forgot to ask for the directions,
you silly billy.
and, uh...
Just did the reverse directions from there
and heads back towards
the Kahuna Wave.
Um...
As...
As you guys pull up to the Kahuna Wave,
you're further than you were...
Not further,
but just in a less...
You're in the alternate spot
that, um...
Bowbens gave you.
Uh...
It's not the prime mayor's spot.
Because then the actual mayor came
and blew up your spot
and you had to move to this...
Other spot was just a little bit further away
from the main star
or the main spaceport.
Not that it really matters.
Um...
But as you pull up...
Um...
Let's see...
Saren,
since you're not driving,
can you...
Can you roll a perception check first?
All right.
Good thing.
I just upgraded it.
Uh...
Average?
Yeah.
Great.
Um...
You see that the ramp is down.
Uh-oh.
Did we leave the ramp down?
I mean,
I might have.
We left kind of in a rush.
I mean...
I'll be frank with you,
Saren.
I don't know where my keys are at.
I think...
What is rule number four?
Always raise the ramp.
I mean...
I thought you meant lower.
Have you even looked at the brochure?
I did the hostage brochure.
We didn't have any hostages.
No,
the other brochure I wrote up.
What other brochure?
We got a...
The one that I'm going to right now.
Oh.
Uh,
no.
All right.
Well...
Let's just,
you know,
park the space Cadillac.
Roll back,
roll a...
I don't know.
Is it...
There's not,
like,
a general knowledge check?
I'm just trying to think
what you would roll for memory.
Memory.
Education.
No,
it's not quite education.
Just roll perception again.
Lore.
Survival.
I perceive nothing.
And you got a threat?
All right.
Oh my God.
The door ramp's open.
You think someone's in there?
Yes.
Your threat is
you suddenly remember somehow
that,
uh,
you did close
the ramp,
uh,
because you were afraid
not to close it
because last time
that Sarn yelled at you,
it was a whole thing.
So...
What?
Small animals got in there,
right?
Yes.
Well,
those things from
The Last Jedi,
the,
you know,
the birds?
The porgs?
Yeah,
but we had a porg infestation,
I think.
Yeah,
it was,
it was a real pain in the ass
for a couple days.
A real porg in the ass.
Yes.
Um,
so,
yes,
you,
you realize
or remember that
the door
was closed.
Sarn,
we got a problem,
man.
I think the porgs are back.
The porgs,
they learn to open the door?
I knew they were getting smarter.
I may have called
the wrong exterminator.
And when I say...
Did you call the owl exterminators?
I,
when I say I may have called,
I mean,
I didn't.
I just shut the garage door.
I am too wounded
for this shit.
Well,
you know,
it's,
you know,
you could be worse.
You could be covered in blood.
You like it.
I,
and I wish I was.
I like it more.
You want me to lay my jacket on you?
No.
I do not.
I will not be caught dead in a buster.
Oh,
come on.
In another lifetime,
that might be perceived as true.
As soon as they may be,
I have standards.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
no.
No.
All right.
Are we here?
I'm assuming,
I'm assuming she's felt the car stopped.
No,
we're just staring and talking about this car.
We're just staring there,
looking at the car,
at the,
go in a wave.
Not sure about if we should go in there or not.
Just me and him like,
come on,
man.
I thought I told you to close the door every single time.
The pores got in.
It was a disaster.
Honestly,
you just pop your head up from the back.
And they're just staring at this door.
The ramp that is down.
Okay.
All right.
Do you think we should sneak in?
I think we should send Riel first.
I don't know why,
but I think that sounds like a good idea.
I think so too.
All right.
So how do you feel about that plan?
Sure.
How far can you chuck a Wookiee?
And will your jacket fit her?
Oh,
that's brilliant.
That's brilliant.
Get her out.
Okay.
We're going to put a buster on a Wookiee and see if that passes off.
It's not a buster.
It's just a vest.
It's a buster.
It has a,
it has a duster at the end of it.
Anyway,
it's canonical.
So,
so I rushed back to the back of the trunk.
Cause I think this is a really good idea.
I'm like,
this is great.
Uh,
you,
you pop open the trunk.
Uh,
Rial says,
did you guys know there was vomit back here?
Grab her.
I'm covered in it.
Well,
why did you puke back there?
It wasn't me.
It's a very,
it's a very rude thing to do in someone else's car.
Smells like cheap tequila.
Okay.
That's it.
Somebody gag her.
We need her not to talk while we throw her into this,
into this decoy situation.
You know what?
How do we,
how do we,
what's the role for gagging someone?
Tiger.
Uh,
you know what?
That could be coordination.
Oh,
all right.
Well,
let's see if I can coordinate a gag.
it turns out.
It turns out I can.
She's now gagged.
All right.
How much now I,
now I take my Voster off and I'm going to give it to her.
No,
no,
not your Voster,
you idiot.
Oh,
do both ends.
The one that says port authority on it.
Oh,
I thought it was,
I thought it would be a better idea.
Cause then they'll think it's us.
I think it's the,
you know,
it's the smuggler.
Silence.
No,
though.
If they take my Voster,
they'll think it's us,
but they're not going to know why you're covered in blood.
They're just going to think it's a strange,
smelly,
Wookiee covered in blood,
which is honestly terrifying.
Exactly.
Do you think if there are people on that ship,
on our ship that want to kill us,
would it be out of character?
They're not going to,
they're not going to fire at the one wearing a Voster.
All right.
So you guys put a Voster on,
on,
on real.
Um,
let's say,
so it's a port authority Voster vest.
Yeah.
It's my,
it's my vest.
It's my port authority vest and clipboard into,
um,
into reals hands and you just shove her off in the general direction and
then wave a gun at her,
you know,
to suggest that she,
she do what you asked them to do or what you asked her to do.
And so she walks up there.
Um,
she starts,
she looks back,
she's at the base of the ramp and she looks at you and you,
you shake the gun again and she starts shuffling up the ramp.
Yeah,
exactly.
as she,
and so she starts shuffling up the ramp.
And as she shuffles up the ramp,
uh,
two Wookiees burst out of the,
uh,
Kahuna wave and knock her over,
uh,
and run away.
And they female Wookiees.
Uh,
can we tell that this system,
can I do a perception?
You could,
you could do a perception.
I,
are you using your goggles?
Or am I hunting goggles?
I don't even know why I have these goggles.
If you fail rolling this goggle roll,
you have to say,
I don't even know why I'm wearing these goggles.
Oh,
yeah,
I,
I will put my goggles on.
Okay.
It'll be a boost then to your perception.
All right.
Now I know why I wear these goggles.
Those Wookiees are female.
Uh,
yes.
As,
as,
as you look through your goggles at these,
uh,
these shadowy figures running out down the ramp of your,
um,
your ship,
uh,
and,
and running away,
you catch a glimpse of their crotch and realize they don't have penises.
So,
great,
great work.
Can I fire at one?
Um,
yeah,
sure.
Okay.
Uh,
you are far enough that it's going to be three difficulty though.
Um,
but you will not be able to aim because you were using your goggles.
I was really hoping for a triumph.
Oh,
that would have been amazing.
Um,
you shoot,
uh,
but you miss just above one of them.
And they sort of duck and continue to run out into the shadows.
they just knocked over the,
uh,
our decoy,
right?
They didn't do anything to her.
Our decoy,
like decoy ship.
No,
like reality.
No,
they didn't.
They didn't.
No,
you didn't hit anyone.
No,
they knocked her over.
Yes.
They,
they,
they charged out.
Yeah.
They didn't hit anyone real,
I guess.
No,
I was curious if they grabbed her and like took off.
No,
no,
no.
Okay.
So they just knocked her over.
That's hilarious.
They busted out of there and they just like,
they hit her like in the top of the shoulders and she just went,
just fell right over.
In my perception check,
did I notice if any,
either of them were white?
Um,
they were not white.
They,
they did look,
you know,
they,
they were kind of covered like they were,
um,
cat burglars,
but they're Wookiees.
So it's plainly obvious that they're Wookiees.
And also you're able to catch some secondary sexual characteristics that they were female.
You notice there's genitalia,
but not the color.
No,
no,
no.
What kind of cat burglar has a genitalia hanging out?
Wookiees.
But what I meant was not that,
not,
you could tell what color they were and they were consistent with the same color of Wookiees from the palace.
Or not the palace,
the,
uh,
the hideout.
So that's what I meant.
Not,
you did see what color they were.
Gotcha.
And they were not white.
Um,
this is a good time for a break.
So.
you guys have just watched,
uh,
those people run out.
Uh,
you determine that they are,
um,
female,
uh,
look to you to be from the Radarian chain.
And you guys are watching from goggles in the car.
Well,
actually Sarn,
I mean,
Mac and Bobenz,
you didn't see anything.
You just see Sarn watching,
uh,
and firing a shot and firing a shot.
It's kind of hard for the other two of you to see exactly what's going on.
Cause it's dark.
Uh,
so what do you think they were doing on the ship?
Who,
what was doing?
Those Wookiees.
There are Wookiees on the ship.
They just ran out.
We don't all have goggles.
Well,
they did.
There was two that ran out.
Females.
I may add.
Do you think they messed with our stuff?
They might've.
Oh God.
No,
no,
they weren't white.
So they didn't thaw a ghost out.
But did they,
yeah.
You know,
do they think they saw the Wookiee,
you know,
on the wall?
Maybe they thought it was.
You think that made them mad?
No,
maybe,
maybe they thought it was just a taste,
a distasteful art piece,
you know,
maybe they got scared.
I'm scared of going in there right now.
It looks haunted right now.
It looks pretty spooky to go in there.
I'll be honest.
All right.
Bobbins,
you go.
All right.
Okay.
I start falling behind her.
Like,
you know,
I get my gun out and I'm like,
like using her kind of like looking around her.
I'm going to go up the ramp.
Is Real still there?
She's right.
Like they didn't take her with,
right?
No,
right.
No,
they just left her,
but she's just laying on the ramp.
Yeah.
Cause she's still tied up.
Can I undo her gag and ask,
and she bends over.
It's like,
did you recognize those guys?
Girls?
They looked like some of ours,
but I didn't catch any faces.
but definitely looks like one of ours.
Okay.
And I put the gag back.
All right.
I want to go in the ship.
Can I see if anything's wrong?
Like visually?
Um,
you go to flip the light on.
Uh,
cause you're,
you know,
you're generally knowledgeable about ships like this.
and so you're turning on the light.
Um,
everything looks to be in order.
Does it look even cleaner?
Do you think they came in here,
just cleaned?
Did we just fire?
Did I just fire on the cleaning crew?
Whatever they stole,
it really cleaned up the place.
But I got,
might have to leave the door open a little bit more off the race.
Sorry.
Huh?
Do you think we can ask our X?
What happened?
Oh yeah.
Fuck.
Who's our X?
He's our computer.
Wait,
you guys,
are you guys talking to each other?
And how?
Yeah.
He's,
our X is our onboard computer.
He's pretty,
he's our fancy.
You're talking,
you're talking directly to,
uh,
Bobbins?
I think so.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean,
we went,
I know the two of us went on the ship.
Are you still in the car?
Sorry.
Me?
No,
I,
I was following up.
Okay.
So you came in right up behind him.
Yep.
Yeah.
I came in right behind.
Oh,
it's a sassy computer.
Oh,
that could be fun.
No,
it's not as fun as you'd think.
It's just painful.
He really does not like organic beans.
He is pretty obstinate.
If you want my opinion,
he is a handful.
Not,
well,
just one handful.
Cause yeah,
we can carry him at one hand.
You guys,
you guys check on,
uh,
you know,
back.
Oh,
I guess I should put us into the,
can we just,
Rx,
you,
yeah,
you're,
you can.
Yeah.
I'd rather radio him than actually walk down to the basement and talk to him.
Rex,
he's in the basement.
No,
he's just in the back of the ship.
Rx,
come in,
Rx.
Uh,
you don't,
you don't hear anything from Rx.
Well,
that's not good.
He's not,
he's not responding.
Yeah.
We got to go to the back of the ship.
We don't normally go back there.
Cause it's kind of icky.
He yells at us every time we go back there.
I said it was icky.
Because of him?
Yeah.
No,
he's an icky individual.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
Let me walk back there.
Uh,
my blaster rifles up.
All right.
You go back to,
uh,
where,
um,
Rx is.
And you notice,
cause he was just a head in the wall,
like a,
um,
like a trophy in a hunting lodge.
Uh,
and you look up at the wall where he should be.
And there's just a bunch of wires sticking out of the ground,
out of the wall.
And his head is rolling out,
not rolling,
but it's,
it's laying on the ground in front of those wires.
Oh my God.
Are you telling me this ship could run without him?
Well,
it's not running.
It's not running.
Has he really been doing all the pilot in this whole time?
Uh,
you hear some faint beeps coming from his head.
Okay.
All right.
I guess I'll pick it up and try to read it.
You know Morse code?
Sorry.
I'm doing now.
Wait twice.
Wait twice for yes.
You see,
you see him blinking,
you know,
as you get close,
he's blinking very like slowly,
but he is blinking.
Um,
but then he starts to talk and he says,
uh,
finally,
I kill intruders.
Worse for where?
Only to remain functional.
and he says,
um,
killed two in the power room.
And then his power goes out.
Can I try?
I want to try to attach him.
Sorry.
Where's the power room?
is right there.
Oh,
I start rushing towards it.
I,
you start rushing towards it.
and there are two dead Wookiees.
Oh my God.
There's a medallion on their chest.
And they,
they are completely flayed.
Oh my God.
Wait,
is the pelts ruined?
you get a lot of money for those.
Can we turn a profit on this?
Like we just walked in on a home invasion.
Can we turn a profit on it?
Listen,
I don't know this computer very well,
but he did a kick-ass job.
I don't know why you don't bring them along on more things.
It's like this.
He's right here.
It's like that scene in,
in,
um,
sounds of the lambs where Hannibal actor breaks out and he leaves behind that,
uh,
corpse just basically turned inside out hanging from his jail,
his temporary jail cell in the hotel.
Oh,
this is unpleasant.
Yeah.
Yes.
I can see why you don't go back here.
It is icky.
Yeah.
RX is,
uh,
RX.
It's tricky now.
He,
let me put it this way.
You've met Saren,
right?
Well,
that's me.
RX is a little bit more killy.
Only to,
to,
to meat bags though.
Which is like most,
most of the environment.
So,
so Saren,
uh,
you,
some,
you know,
you're a little bit concerned,
uh,
about RX.
Um,
so you start trying to,
you know,
splice and twist wires together to get him,
um,
hooked up.
Um,
roll a computers check.
Mm-hmm.
Another one I just upgraded.
Is it,
uh,
yeah.
Didn't,
Bob,
Ben,
didn't you get good at that too?
Uh,
I have mechanics and computers.
I don't know where RX falls on that,
but.
What if you two worked together and brought back our,
our droid?
Um,
our triumphs.
Triumphs.
Triumph.
Wait,
are triumphs,
are triumphs regardless of success?
That's what I'm curious.
You are,
you did fail.
I did fail.
So.
With one threat,
but a triumph.
Okay.
For some reason,
I think they are.
I think you can triumph and still fail.
Well,
that's just confusing.
This whole thing is confusing.
That's just life.
Self-reliance.
Yeah,
I can do something really bad,
really well.
How do they not mention
their triumph?
Each triumph counts as a success.
Right.
So,
I didn't succeed
because we,
because there was a tie
and then one threat.
I missed something.
Yeah,
I think I did too.
He just sneezed
and I swear,
he rolled like
half the way back
in his roller chair.
It was so powerful.
He's just like,
ah.
I'll,
I'll let,
I'll let you
have,
have a triumph
for this.
Yes.
But in return,
but in return,
in return,
you get shocked.
Yeah.
But in return,
our actual shock you.
Why am I giving him ideas?
All right.
So,
so you,
you do,
you are shocked
as a threat.
So,
you do,
you do suffer a strain.
Let's see.
All right.
So,
you're at six now?
Yes.
Put that in?
Okay.
Yes.
And,
what,
what do you want your triumph to be?
I'm able to hook him up,
like,
perfectly.
He can recall everything.
Would be ideal.
So,
so,
you hook him up,
trial.
And,
he's,
he's really badly,
he's really badly damaged.
And,
he does,
he does flutter to,
to life.
Okay.
All right.
How about this?
He comes back to life,
but he's only able to replay what happened.
Uh,
okay.
You can see from his perspective,
what happened in the ship.
So,
he does,
he can see throughout the ship.
It's not just the eyes that are on his head.
Um,
and,
uh,
so,
you can't talk to him,
but you have basically read only to his memory.
And,
you can watch the,
the tapes,
more or less.
And,
you can see these Wookiees come in,
um,
you know,
like they're robbing the place,
like a burglary.
And,
they come in,
and,
they're searching through the,
um,
throughout the ship.
And,
they go very specifically towards the back.
And,
you see them,
um,
you see two of them get flailed by,
in graphic detail,
by RX and his assortment of,
I think that's what I'm shocked mostly by.
Yes.
Um,
and,
uh,
while that's happening,
I mean,
you see a lot of that,
but then,
after that,
they,
they sort of,
um,
you know,
uh,
scatter.
And,
then,
they,
they see,
um,
Raelle come up the ramp,
and they head out towards the back,
and knock her over.
Okay,
so they didn't,
they didn't steal anything,
they were just looking to steal something.
They,
it didn't,
it did not look neat,
right,
exactly.
Gotcha.
Well,
that shows them,
I'm gonna leave the door open more often.
I don't know how,
how friendly he,
or not friendly,
how capable he is anymore.
We need to get someone in here to really fix him.
You're right,
I know the perfect person.
Go,
Burns!
Do you know anything about droid heads?
I do.
Hold on,
you do realize I'm better than her at computers,
right?
I mean,
I thought maybe a fresh perspective,
you know?
Okay,
fair enough,
fair enough.
All right,
I withdraw it.
She's,
uh,
you know,
maybe she's the hot shot rookie,
you know,
and you get to teach her,
like,
computer skills.
All right.
Also,
and she takes the head,
and she's kind of like seeing your attachment job,
and she's like,
also,
uh,
they did a pretty good number on him.
I mean,
I,
you're gonna have to replace a lot of these parts.
So,
recycling?
You know how rare these parts are?
We had to,
we had to get one of our friends killed to get these parts.
Oh,
yeah.
Uh,
uh,
Sarn picks up the,
the,
the comm link.
The comms are being.
What is this?
Who is this?
Hello.
You know,
Vanden?
No,
that's a fish.
Sven Lana?
Yes.
But my name is,
Sven Lana!
But my name is Sven Lana,
and please stop yelling.
Hello.
Listen,
we're the,
we've just been the victim of a home invasion,
all right?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little
razzled up.
Okay.
I just saw two Wookiees get flayed.
That sounds graphic.
However,
it was,
do you want to see?
I'm not a big fan of Wookiees right now.
Text her,
text her,
the video.
Wait,
hold on.
because you don't like Wookiees.
Send it to her for free.
We need to stay on topic.
All right,
fine.
What?
We'll get back to this though.
Let's put a pin in that.
Yes.
I'm glad you're excited.
15 credits.
What is going on?
I have not heard from you in a little while.
Right.
Oh yeah.
We,
uh,
talked to a music producer.
Great.
Got into a club.
He ultimately died.
Yes.
Um,
great.
Got attacked by a hologram.
We got a new recruit.
She's really cool and good with computers.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I forgot about,
about her.
Yeah.
We got,
we got a,
we got a board authority.
Boban,
say how was Svetlana?
Hi Svetlana.
It's,
it's,
it's Ben Lana.
It's,
Oh,
hi then Lana.
Hi.
Um,
killed some sav rips,
got covered in blood.
I'm a little,
you know,
injured.
You telling about the home invasion yet?
No,
I'm getting there.
God.
Uh,
through,
Oh,
we took real hostage,
um,
rolled around in some vomit,
uh,
that I didn't know was there.
Uh,
got back to the ship and yeah,
I think you're caught up now.
Home invasion.
Great.
Fascinating.
Did you get any closer to the butt radar?
I E what I've paid you to do?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We got,
we got,
we got butt radar second in command.
You know,
the one that rolled around and vomit.
I just told you about,
were you even listening?
No.
What did she say?
Does she know anything useful?
Not really.
She said she did,
but we haven't gotten there yet.
You haven't,
you,
you haven't bothered to ask her for information.
Has anyone,
has anyone gently nudged you to do that for game?
Master and character just emerged.
Not yet.
We're working on it.
Do you have any suggestions on how to get information?
It doesn't sound like you're working on it.
It sounds like you're watching snuff videos.
No,
it doesn't.
But snuff,
snuff Lana.
Listen,
listen,
why don't you talk to her for us?
And I hang the,
hold the comm link up to real.
Real,
our employer wants to ask you some questions.
Uh,
you,
she's still gagged.
She's,
Oh,
it sounds like she's muffled.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We had to gag her.
She's a real back of the space.
Lincoln.
He's a real talker.
Yeah.
There's a lot of opinions on this hostage situation.
Can I pull out the gag?
Yeah.
You can,
you can do that.
Are you asking my permission?
Oh no.
The game master.
Yeah.
You can pull out the gag.
Then I pull out the gag.
All right.
Is she still laying on the ground?
Oh yeah.
We never sat her up.
We just kind of walked over her on the board of Graham.
Yeah,
dude.
Well,
we were dealing with a home invasion.
This is very serious.
We're not insured.
I think your computer really dealt with it.
I mean,
I'm not insured for that computer.
All right.
That thing runs on Vista.
You,
you hand the phone over to,
uh,
Rial,
and,
uh,
they,
they start talking to each other.
Um,
and they go back and forth and you can only hear one side of the,
uh,
the conversation.
And she says,
yep.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
No,
no.
Yeah.
I'm a,
I'm a hostage.
Um,
don't really want to cooperate,
but,
uh,
yeah,
they're,
no,
they've got a,
they've got a gun gun to,
to me.
So,
uh,
and two guns.
Yes.
And she looks over at you and you guys are still,
Sarn is still pointing.
And fists.
Still pointing mean,
meanly the gun at her.
Yes.
Uh,
yes.
Second,
second in command.
Yeah.
I,
I work for,
yes,
I will formally,
I don't think they're going to want me back now at this point.
Um,
they agree.
It was a really good idea.
Not to kill me.
He's doing our own negotiation.
It's solving itself.
Yes.
I wish we could hear the other side too.
Yes.
I think you can.
I have it right here.
It turns out.
That.
Forgot.
We could just lift up the other phone.
Why do I even,
why do I even have players?
Um,
yes,
there is,
a,
um,
yes,
there's,
there's a mole and this is on consortium.
There's,
they've been there for some time.
Uh,
I know,
I,
I don't know who they are.
Um,
the only person that knows is,
is the butt radar.
Um,
so,
um,
so,
and you can hear,
even though you can't hear,
it's because it's a private channel,
even though you can't hear,
Ben Lada's side of the,
um,
part of the conversation,
you can hear through her earpiece and she is just swearing very loudly.
Um,
and yes,
well,
I can tell you about the next strike against the Zion consortium,
uh,
from the Radarians.
Um,
it's going to be an ambush and she says,
I'll,
and then she pulls out the communicator and sends her the coordinates where it's supposed to be.
Um,
and when it's supposed to be,
uh,
it's coming up,
it's coming up soon.
It's not like immediate,
but,
um,
it's planned for in the near future.
Um,
but no,
no,
I don't know the size of the force,
um,
that we're planning on having there though.
Um,
and she says,
oh,
well,
yeah,
I guess it was kind of nice to talk to you too.
Um,
well,
maybe we'll meet again sometime.
And she hands you back the phone.
It sounded like you two had a nice relationship.
Uh,
yeah.
All things considered,
I suppose.
I mean,
I prefer not to be here,
but she might be a good,
she might be a good business contact for you in the future.
I can tell,
especially after we kill your employer.
The butt radar.
Yeah.
In the words of her,
in the words of a great master,
man,
seek good employment.
Yeah.
Well,
I was hoping to be the butt radar someday,
but it looks like that's been,
you know,
subverted.
I will never be the butt radar.
That is so possible.
The butt radar is a,
is a title.
I thought this woman's name was butt radar.
Uh,
Oh no,
it's a title.
It's like the Pope.
Um,
she,
it is a name and a title.
she gets a silly hat.
She has,
she has,
it's not a hat.
It's silly metal.
It's,
it's a medallion.
It's more of a necklace.
Oh,
it is silly though.
It is very silly.
I wouldn't,
I don't think it's silly.
Well,
look after all this is over,
I mean,
we do intend on killing the butt radar,
but I mean,
I'm presumably that means the position will be open.
Really.
We're doing you a favor.
Yeah.
How would you,
if we get you to be the butt radar,
can we work together?
I mean,
can we be allies?
Yeah.
I mean,
anything to be butt radar.
I mean,
fucking sweet.
Okay.
All right.
Not that.
I'm going to need this in,
uh,
in right.
Right.
first thing we need to take me to court.
No,
no,
no.
We need you to take that coat off and wash it.
It's really,
really dirty.
Also,
we gave her my coat.
Also,
we gave her my coat.
Yes.
Although it probably smells like vomit Wookiee now.
So maybe not.
Yeah.
Vomit Wookiee.
All right.
Take my coat too and throw it in the wash.
And you take my boots.
You take,
you,
you take your coat off and it's like,
a stencil.
Like there's,
there's an outline of no blood right where the buster was,
but your sleeves or your arms are covered in blood.
But right here,
there's an outline.
All right.
Where there's no blood.
Like a reverse farmer's tan.
Yes,
exactly.
All right.
This is dry clean only.
All right.
I can't dry clean.
So let's throw it in the wash.
I'll just throw it out the window.
Yeah.
I second that.
If you throw it out the window,
this deal's done and you don't get to become a butt radar.
Wait,
wait,
is that Lana still on the phone?
No,
they hung out.
No,
she,
we,
she didn't even say goodbye.
She's so rude.
All right.
Well,
wait,
so you don't know where the next strike is?
No,
I do.
I already submitted the coordinates to Venlana,
your boss.
Oh,
you didn't know how many people there.
I don't know how big it is.
What kind of force that they're sending there,
but all right.
Can you tell us the coordinates?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are they?
And she texts you the coordinates.
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right,
guys,
we got all the information I think we can get out of,
out of her for now.
So what should we do?
I told you this place is a mess.
Are you going to kill me?
No,
we're going to have you clean up the place.
Yeah.
If you don't clean up this place,
we will kill you.
I like that.
Mostly,
can you get rid of those two bodies in the power room?
Yeah.
Listen,
how are you with making Wookiee pelts?
I've,
that sounds,
are you,
are you asking her to,
skin?
Her,
no,
they're already,
they're already skinned.
So it's just the collection.
Just tanning.
Yeah.
You want me to tan?
I mean,
no,
that's a little macabre.
That's cruel and unusual.
Yeah.
Don't we have a,
don't we have a Wookiee pelt on our floor in our bedroom?
No.
No,
that's a Banta.
No,
that's a,
it's a,
that's a bathroom.
Oh,
a Banta.
A Banta.
No,
Wampa.
We did have Wookiee pelts at one time.
Yeah.
We got rid of those because they smelled terrible.
Yeah.
They smell really bad.
And they smell terrible.
And this one smells like vomit and that.
Yeah.
Not my choice.
You're not wrong.
All right.
Well,
get cleaning.
I'll get you,
get a mop and a bucket.
You clean up.
We'll let you go.
I think that's fair.
So we promise the mop head is not made of Wookiee.
So Mac,
Mac says,
well,
get cleaning.
And he starts to pat her on the back.
And then,
and then,
and then Bobens hands her a mop and a bucket.
And,
and Sarn like shows her into the power room,
uh,
where she's gets to cleaning the Wookiee,
which sounds awful.
Um,
but that's what,
that's her life now.
So.
She's cleaning up our messes.
We could kill Wookiees.
Yeah.
So she's,
she's cleaning up in the back.
Um,
who wants to roll an,
an astrogation check?
What check?
Who's got the best astrogation?
I don't even think I can say it.
Is that where water goes?
Yeah.
No,
I got a zero.
I got a zero rank in astrogation.
You know,
he has a good astrogation.
RX.
Denial.
Denial has.
RX.
I don't think it's very helpful right now.
No,
he's almost dead.
He's pretty fried.
Uh,
it's a career skill,
but I did not upgrade it.
Yeah.
Same.
What is it?
What are yours?
Astrogation's like navigation.
but of the space.
Two green.
Everybody has two green.
Yeah.
Everybody's got two green.
All right.
Well then I'm rolling.
Can we all roll?
Too late.
Nevermind.
All right.
Uh,
okay.
So,
um,
you put the coordinates into the ship.
Um,
and the,
you know,
there,
you know,
you have,
you have a plotting now.
Okay.
We have a heading,
a heading.
Sorry.
I am going to take a nap to try to heal.
Okay.
In the back to tank.
We have one.
Oh yeah,
we do.
It's right here.
Do you?
I think,
I think it's cannon.
No,
that's,
no,
that's engineering.
I thought that was in the,
you have a,
you have a medical,
maybe this thing is right here.
Yeah.
I don't think it's enough that you could,
it's not something that you get submerged into,
but it doesn't matter.
You can start to heal in there.
I will start to heal in there.
I limp over.
Okay.
So you guys.
Oh,
Bobbins.
I will,
we should give a tour to Bobbins.
No,
let's let her figure it out.
All right.
That's fine.
Don't be scared by your coat rack.
What's your coat rack?
All right.
That thing that we have hanging out with a bunch of coats on it and busters.
That's cool.
All right.
Yeah.
Also,
also,
we like to walk around completely in the dark.
So good night.
That is a lot better than what I thought he was going to say.
Yeah.
I did not think that's where you're going with that one.
No one can see a nude.
If it's dark.
All right.
Sarn doesn't get nude.
You guys,
you guys make it,
you guys make it to orbit.
Sarn is never nude.
Um,
the,
the plot thickens.
Too,
too sexy.
And so,
uh,
you know,
from the astrogation check that it's going to be at least 12 hours of travel time.
Um,
via hyper,
hyper drive.
All right.
Heal.
So many heels.
So wait,
you're going to,
you're going to heal.
You guys are in orbit right now.
You're not traveling yet.
Oh,
okay.
But Mac,
you know where we're going?
Uh,
straight on till morning.
That does not fill me with any confidence whatsoever.
especially in space where morning is really just subjective.
So you're about to punch it into hyper drive.
Oh,
I'm going to punch it.
All right.
Um,
you go,
you,
you reach up to pull the,
you know,
the lever for,
for hyper drive.
and then,
um,
you hear an explosion coming from the back of the car or the back of the,
the,
Oh my God.
We never checked anything.
the back of the,
the back of the ship.
And,
um,
Oh my God.
If this is RX's head exploding,
I'm going to be so upset.
Oh my God.
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