Dr. Zayas, Dr. Zayas.
Whoa, Dr. Zayas.
Dr. Zayas, Dr. Zayas.
I love you, Dr. Zayas!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'.
Down to the beach I'm strollin'.
But the seagulls poke in my head, not fun.
I said, seagulls, hmm, stop it now.
Breakdown!
Engine troubles.
In the middle of the hyperlane, the kahuna wave putters to a virtual stop thanks to an unexpected explosion.
Almost certainly a trap laid by female Wookiee cat burglars on behalf of the Radarian chain.
This makes the journey to the site of the next ambush a little more securitous.
Rial has revealed the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian attack.
Intercepting this ambush could prove to be key in the hunt for butt radar and her generous bounty.
But, first things first, how to get this hunky junk humming along again.
Now, where to find a mechanic?
Wait!
Wait, I'm a mechanic!
Hey!
Alright.
Wait a minute!
It's just, what the heck is going on here?
Come on, guys!
I just want to go home!
No, you already quit your job.
You're whole hog in.
Yeah, really easily, too.
Really, like, laissez-faire.
Like, I didn't need it.
That's how the hostage situation works on our ship.
I mean, it's...
I read the brochure.
I read the book on Stockholm Syndrome.
And, you know...
You're literally the only one who's read it.
I'm literally the only one who's been to Stockholm.
That is not music.
For some reason, I have the cantinas, like...
Din in the back of this.
Of this scene.
Oh, because this used to be a spaceport.
And so I just put that in there.
Alright, we'll get out of here.
Get out of here.
Alright, so I imagine I'm sitting at the driver's seat.
And I'm just like,
What the hell's going on?
You're supposed to be telling us.
I don't know.
Dials are going red.
I think there was an explosion in the back.
Are you sure?
Go check!
Alright, I guess I'll go check.
I'll keep her afloat.
Come on, baby.
Let's go!
We're in space!
Bonk!
I'm hitting the console,
trying to make sure everything's going.
I thought you were just hitting the space horn.
Oh.
That too.
Turns out that's the button I was pressing.
Yeah.
I mean,
you guys are still moving a little bit,
but you've clearly fallen out of hyperspace.
Guys,
we've clearly fallen out of hyperspace.
Does anyone know how to take the hyperdrive?
Well,
are we sure it's the hyperdrive?
Are we sure it's not something else?
What do your consoles say?
It says an explosion of something
sort of has happened.
Did the console say that,
or are you just assuming that
from the loud explosion noise we heard?
There's a lot of lights,
a lot of dinging.
I mean,
it's kind of one of those things,
just a pilot knows his ship.
I'm very intuitive.
Something blow up!
All right,
and
Bobins goes to look for...
Oh,
God,
there's music.
Is that an alarm,
or is that our com links?
No,
that's just the alarm going off,
because there was an explosion.
All right.
I would like to look around
for the explosion.
Okay.
Where could it be?
Yeah,
go ahead and roll a perception.
Well,
that's not good.
Did you just upgrade your perception too?
Yeah,
but I mean,
we got it tied,
so
it's a fail,
but still.
It could have been worse.
Could have been worse.
Your nose would have been better.
So,
you do perceive that
there was an explosion,
and it seems that
it's affected the hyperdrive,
because you fell on a hyperdrive.
Mac,
I think you're right.
There was an explosion.
Sure.
What?
I just imagine the ship's like super shaky.
Kind of like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah,
yeah,
a little bit.
It's not,
like I said,
you're still moving,
so it seems like you have like sublight.
Is it like when the tire blows on your car?
Yeah,
except instead,
in this case,
it's like your tire blows out,
and you can still like drive on city streets.
You just have to get off the highway.
All right.
So,
I mean,
I don't know how you drive on your flat tires,
but in general,
don't do that.
What?
I mean,
there's steel tires beneath those tires.
I mean,
yeah,
they're called rims.
Right.
The rims.
All right.
Can I,
can I try to
figure out what's wrong with it?
Would I use a mechanics or perceptions check?
Yeah,
it would be mechanics.
Usually RX helps us in this.
Yeah.
He's dead.
Remember?
Yeah.
He went psycho crazy,
and then he died.
Please don't remind me.
I thought you were,
oh,
well.
It's a very hard time.
All right.
We might have to defrost the Wookiee to get over this.
You got a new Wookiee.
Oh,
yeah.
A new intern.
All right.
Well,
here's the problem.
Here's your problem.
wrong.
Sorry.
I'm assuming.
Yes.
No,
you,
you are able to just intuitively,
um,
I don't know what it is about the explosion or your like immediate,
like what you did immediately to find out exactly what happened.
I mean,
you do have a triumph.
Yeah.
I assume that she like,
she can tell by the,
both the,
like what explosion happened and just the after effects to be like,
oh shit,
that's the,
uh,
well,
whatever's wrong with it.
Like you're,
you're able to diagnose.
She knows the type of explosion.
No,
like,
well,
you know,
when you hear a noise in your car,
you can kind of be like,
oh,
is that an engine noise?
Or is that like my wheels are about to fall off noise?
Or is that a muffler noise?
You know?
Okay.
Turns out she just,
that was a hyperdrive explosion.
Not,
not a steering wheel explosion.
Well,
at least you're very different.
At least this craft has a steering wheel.
Not like the last one where I was a player.
It had a steering wheel.
It was a steering wheel.
It's called a sail.
You don't know sailing.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
So Bridget,
how is the stick at the other end of the Kuna wave?
Is it still there?
The good news is that we can still steer.
The bad news is,
is that we have no power.
I'm assuming power to the hyperdrive.
It's,
it's busted and burned out.
This thing is,
this thing's toast.
Yeah.
It's,
it's a major system failure,
uh,
that affects this ship's primary hyperdrive.
Um,
and you know that the hyperdrive is in the power room.
Um,
Oh,
is that where all the bodies are?
Yes.
Uh,
you did dispatch real to the,
uh,
the power room.
Oh,
that's right.
She's cleaning it up.
I forgot.
We,
uh,
we took a cap,
uh,
to hostage cabin girl.
Could you forget?
I don't know.
I made that nice brochure and everything.
All right.
Uh,
yeah,
this thing's,
uh,
yeah.
Uh,
I'm assuming I don't have a comms,
right?
I don't.
Yeah.
Well,
Sarn doesn't know it's a power room yet.
You just know it's a hyperdrive.
Um,
but I guess maybe I'm going to make my way to the power room.
Okay.
So you,
you can definitely follow,
uh,
Bobbins,
but Sarn,
you didn't know immediately where to go.
Right.
Yeah.
I was just kind of wandering around,
but the game is paused.
So I cannot move.
Good.
Yeah.
I should keep it paused all the time.
I wasn't going to cartwheel.
I'm too injured for cartwheels.
That is also.
Oh yeah.
I'm not feeling.
And I can't remember how to do it.
Good.
Also,
no,
because you've been locked.
I locked you guys all out of,
uh,
being able to do cartwheels.
All right.
Bobbins,
uh,
you move into the power room and,
uh,
you see real.
She is,
um,
scrubbing and scrubbing the,
uh,
the,
the dead bodies out of the,
the,
the woodwork,
um,
space wood that the ship is probably made of.
Cause it's rickety as hell.
Space Oak spoke.
Um,
it really goes with our Wookiee coat hanger.
Oh,
it has a real hunting lodge theme.
Yeah.
That's what I'm starting to feel.
I feel like the interior of the Kahuna wave is like a hunting lodge.
Like,
you know,
like,
like wood,
wood paneling and like animal pelts and things.
Trophies on the wall.
Frozen animals,
just holding up your various fishing rods and,
uh,
a stone fireplace.
It smells like smoke.
Cause we don't have a ventilation shaft.
I'm not going to get caught like that fucking death star.
Exhaust port.
You just put a piece of plywood over it.
It's been exhausting back into the cabin the whole time.
That explains so much.
Real story.
We were growing up.
I,
we always tried having fireplaces in our forts.
It worked out sometimes.
I was not,
all the time.
All the time.
You fell in a fireball.
I'm really glad you didn't tell us that when we had the junk fort.
Cause that would have been one of our upgrades.
I think we did have a fireplace in the junk fort.
We definitely talked about it.
You see in the corner.
Uh,
you see in the corner,
uh,
is,
is scrubbing.
Um,
although she,
or she was scrubbing.
Um,
she's been knocked into the corner.
Um,
and her hair is,
is tinged,
uh,
with a bit of,
um,
charring.
We'll say.
And she's still sitting there cleaning.
Uh,
uh,
it smells like in here.
You did.
I mean,
you threatened to kill me.
I don't really know.
And then you just blew me up.
I thought maybe I wasn't cleaning good enough.
Why would we blow up this room?
You know what?
There's,
there's,
there's not always a rhyme and reason to what it is that you guys are doing.
I mean,
I'm having a hard time following your logic sometimes.
That's our,
that's our explosion room.
Listen,
just,
uh,
you know,
just get out of the way,
get out of the way.
Shush.
And,
uh,
she goes over to the,
uh,
hyperdrive section.
Starts fiddling with it.
Don't clean yourself up.
You're disgusting.
Wow.
Sorry.
You know,
I used to be a pirate queen.
Basically.
Yeah.
Used to be.
Darn,
you're a monster.
We've got bigger,
listen,
we've got bigger issues than,
than who's going to take a shower first.
Also dibs,
uh,
because the power drive,
hyperdrive,
it's,
it's gone,
but it's still sucking energy from things.
I'm assuming like,
uh,
we can hobble like this,
but we,
we can't last very long.
We may not be worrying about showers.
Can you fix it?
Uh,
based on your knowledge,
uh,
Bobbins,
uh,
you also know that,
yeah,
if you were to keep going like this,
it will work for some period of time.
Uh,
you also might be opening yourselves up for further explosions.
Okay.
Where's the nearest spaceport?
Uh,
you,
you just left it.
You left your,
your prime parking spot.
Are we going to do this again where we leave the planet and just turn around?
Like,
just you turn,
like,
we'll go through all this effort to go,
go,
leave,
and then we have to come back around.
All right.
We might have to take an emergency landing.
Uh,
yeah.
Well,
Bobbins,
uh,
roll a,
let's see,
what do you have for,
uh,
what do you have for education?
I'm dumb as hell.
I thought we agreed we weren't saying that anymore.
Yeah,
I did.
I'm a liar.
What can I say?
I stole that from her,
but she's still stolen from me.
Oh,
I see.
All right.
Uh,
but roll your knowledge check with,
uh,
with a boost.
Um,
for reasons.
For the triumph.
Yeah.
So it's just now knowledge.
Yeah.
Can you roll just,
no,
uh,
education.
I'm assuming you learned,
you learned,
I mean,
it depends.
Where did you learn your,
uh,
mechanics?
Was it,
uh,
formal or was it,
uh,
underworld?
Oh,
I went to school.
Okay.
All right.
I thought so.
Nerd.
So two ability,
two difficulty.
Is that what I'm rolling?
Uh,
two different and one boost,
uh,
because of the trial and your diagnostic from listening to the type of
explosion.
Okay.
Ah,
I succeeded.
Uh,
that was an explosion.
It does look salvageable.
I mean,
you can get them,
everyone back into a hyperspace.
It will be a hard mechanics check.
Um,
but you think you can do it.
Listen,
that planet blows anyway.
Let's,
uh,
let's just keep going.
Let me work on this for a little bit.
Uh,
let me,
let me tinker with this.
Holy shit.
The ship is a little rusty,
isn't it?
What'd you say?
You think the ship's looking pretty rustic?
Yeah.
I just put the wood paddling in myself.
Did you insulate it?
Yes.
With carpeting.
Yes.
With carpeting.
Deception check.
shag carpeting.
Shag carpeting.
And by shag,
I mean,
uh,
wampa.
Our old,
uh,
tree fort.
That's how we insulated it.
When we,
when we built the tree fort.
With wampa?
No,
carpeting.
We just nailed carpeting to the walls and ceiling.
Listen,
get off the fort.
This is not a fort.
This is a spaceship.
We did the fort.
If this doesn't work,
can we flip a light side point?
And do what?
Get more carpet?
Oh,
he's frozen.
Oh,
wait,
hold on.
Can you?
Do you want me to roll a mechanic check now?
Yeah.
Uh,
it's hard.
It's three difficulty.
Okay.
I also can remove,
I have a,
I have a scale of some sort.
Hold on.
I got this at one point.
I'm not sure what it means.
Mechanics.
That's one setback.
You do not have a setback.
Remove
per blank per blank.
Okay.
I'm good.
So there's,
there's no setbacks.
No setbacks guys.
We're good.
This is straightforward.
This is just
mechanics.
Just elbow grease mechanics.
All right.
So two proficiency,
three difficulty.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Uh,
but there are three threats.
Nice.
Um,
yeah.
Uh,
yeah,
go ahead.
Uh,
the threats on this is,
yeah,
you,
you certainly,
uh,
patched up this hype,
this hyperdrive.
It's not going to last forever though.
At some point you're going to need to get yourselves a spare hyperdrive.
Um,
Oh,
that sounds expensive.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Oh yeah.
They don't,
they don't come cheap.
You might as well just buy another ship.
No,
no.
I mean,
this thing's,
um,
you've just called it rusty.
Well,
I,
you know,
you ever see those videos of people who like,
uh,
you know,
they find rusty objects out in the,
you know,
desert and whatnot,
and then they clean them up and make them look real nice.
Are you going to do that?
No,
no,
I don't have the skills for that or the patience,
but I mean,
some people,
some people might like it.
Some people would call it vintage.
I call it rusty.
It's a good ship.
I don't like your opinion of our ship.
Well,
listen,
your hyperdrive just like tweaked out on you and the mildest confused,
like,
you know,
power jumps.
So,
I mean,
there was a bomb.
I think we think maybe,
uh,
or maybe an infestation roll.
a simple,
uh,
perception check,
Bridget.
So that's when I,
just without difficulties,
just a perception that you can't possibly fail.
Okay.
Oh,
I don't know if I rolled that right.
That doesn't matter.
You didn't,
but you succeeded.
All right,
great.
Uh,
yeah,
you,
you're,
you're looking at the hyperdrive and you see it just in ribbons.
Uh,
and it is clearly,
um,
have been exploded by,
you know,
a bomb that was presumably not planted by any of the crew.
Um,
well,
I guess you don't know that,
but it was,
it was a bomb.
It does seem like it was some,
some type of sabotage.
Yeah,
no,
uh,
definitely,
definitely been bombed.
I will say that.
Did she say we were bombed?
Yes.
I knew it wasn't just a simple Wookie infestation.
Did you plant a bomb on the ship,
Mac?
What?
No.
I don't like how you,
your voice got high at the end of that.
That's because I'm happy.
That's suspicious.
What?
It got hot up here.
I took off my shirt.
He left the buster on though,
didn't he?
No,
that would mean you have to,
my voice always goes up high when I'm half naked.
That means you would have to put the buster back on.
Cause he took it off earlier to be washed.
And so he must've taken it back from,
from reality.
I know that second thought,
don't wash that.
Let me put that back on.
It definitely got washed.
I am just shirtless.
Repeat just shirtless.
shirtless.
Well,
there,
there was not time for her to wash it.
You really don't want me to clean my clothes,
do you?
You son of a bitch.
No,
I had,
well,
okay.
so,
uh,
yes,
you have,
you have discovered that,
uh,
yes,
you have been indeed been sabotaged.
Um,
hopefully it's not any mystery who did the sabotaging.
Uh,
but,
uh,
Bobenz,
you were able to repair it into a state where,
uh,
you guys will be able to go into hyperdrive,
uh,
or the,
yeah,
into hyperspace,
um,
when you are ready to go.
And go.
Did we,
did we go?
Where are we going?
We're going to the ambush.
Oh,
that's right.
It's going to take 12 hours.
So I think this is over for the night.
Hey,
real.
Uh,
I'll go Ben's turns to talk to real real,
uh,
where I,
I didn't have any,
you know,
part of that phone call you had or the coordinates you put in,
uh,
where,
where are we going?
Do you know?
Do you just know coordinates?
You don't know planets?
No,
no,
I just didn't have any way to,
uh,
describe it to you.
earlier.
Um,
but it's somewhere in between.
Um,
so yes,
I have,
I have the coordinates.
It's somewhere in between.
Oh,
shit.
Do you think,
do you think they have like a junkyard there?
Oh,
I'm sure we'll,
we can come by,
uh,
you know,
a repair outpost.
All right.
Cause,
uh,
we're going to need it for the,
uh,
for the hyper drive.
And a whole couple other things on this thing are,
uh,
they're on their last leg.
So.
Okay.
So you do,
so what you're saying is as you are repairing the hyper drive,
you notice some other things that probably could use some.
TLC.
Yeah.
just from your descriptions of the ship,
it sounds like it's been a long time since anyone's put like a,
a lot of work into it.
It's just kind of been hovering along.
It's like probably the check engine lights on and the oil lights flashing and,
you know,
the blinkers don't work.
Yeah.
I think we need to fix some things.
Yeah.
I think we need to fix.
I'll still run.
I think we need to fix the other jail cells.
Listen,
I,
I once had a ship where you could roll the windows down,
but you couldn't roll them back up,
which made it really inconvenient to try to get into space.
I'm not judging here.
There's no judgment,
but we do need to repair these things.
We have a loaded Mac.
If that helps.
A what?
A loading Mac.
It's a robot Mac.
I don't know.
It's my,
it's my robot suit.
Oh yeah.
You haven't played.
You haven't played with it for ages.
We stole it from the aliens franchise.
Does it,
does it fit a little sat?
Do you need it to fix the engine right now?
No,
no.
I'm,
I don't know why you brought it up.
And it's not the engine.
I was kind of bragging about it.
Actually.
Oh,
we're really proud of it.
It's just been sitting in the corner gathering dust.
We haven't had a chance to use it in a while.
We should try to use it.
I'm surprised you haven't used it as a coat rack.
We have a coat rack.
No,
we,
we really,
yeah,
we have a coat rack.
Why would we do that?
I would ruin a loading Mac with a coat.
on it.
That just seems silly.
And you look over and it's covered in hats.
There's one buster that doesn't fit anyone.
A child size buster.
I got it on sale.
How was I supposed to know it was made out of pure cotton?
Oh,
that's,
I hit the wrong button.
You,
you see it at your,
at your console,
the,
the flashing red light that had like a little,
a flame that looked like an explosion.
it goes off.
Um,
so clearly you have reset the explosion,
uh,
indicator,
um,
suggesting that perhaps you're ready to go to hyperspace.
Um,
real says that,
oh,
I'll just do.
Yeah.
Uh,
it's in between this planet and this other planet.
And yeah,
I think,
I think I know a good service depot on the way.
Fantastic.
let's punch it.
Clean up this blood.
I,
and scorch marks,
please.
Wow.
You guys make it very,
very difficult.
Real.
Yeah.
Yes.
Did you clean my buster yet?
Where is it?
It's,
I put it back.
It's on,
it's on,
it's on the robot.
Uh,
I thought that you,
I thought that wasn't for coats.
I mean,
it just kind of ended up.
We had an agreement.
It just ended up there.
All right.
Uh,
but seriously,
it needs some,
it needs some serious TLC there.
All right.
Well,
uh,
then what are you wearing?
I'm shirtless.
Repeat shirtless.
Uh,
Roger.
Sarn would like to walk back to the medical beta heel.
Uh,
real does grab your buster.
And,
uh,
she throws it into the wash machine.
And instantly,
she is the most useful intern we have ever had in this game series.
Just right now.
No,
but she is terrified for her life.
Um,
you guys were very,
very forward on the violence and she's,
Oh,
we were fine.
She's being a big baby.
Jesus.
She was a pirate queen.
She should be used to this.
Yeah.
she should be.
Listen,
we were not,
we're,
I was the pirate queen,
the,
the pirate vice queen of a great,
great organization.
Nobody ever fucked with me.
I had it made.
I think that makes you a Marques.
A what?
Well,
if you're not a queen,
I mean,
I think it makes you a Marques.
A Marques.
I mean,
we,
we hadn't developed that technology yet,
but,
uh,
okay.
I,
I kind of like that.
Marques.
I will not call you that.
What will you call?
I'm not even going to ask.
And,
and she just goes back to doing,
uh,
laundry and other household chores that you have her doing.
Uh,
I'm,
well,
uh,
Bobenz waits for the,
uh,
the heat,
the back healer tank,
whatever you guys have.
Uh,
she's going to start fiddling around with,
uh,
Rex's dead head,
just taking it apart.
That's all.
Oh,
that's metal.
You're just completely disassembling his skull.
In hopes of fixing it,
right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sure.
Cause I think that repair job would have been a lot easier with our ex.
Uh,
well,
he's,
he,
he clearly has broken his mental part.
Brain parts are kind of scattered on this table now.
I know,
but it would have been easier with him.
We should have used him to fix it.
All right.
Wow.
Well,
his parts.
Oh,
taking his parts.
Taking him apart.
To use for parts.
Yes.
Okay.
I have every intention of putting him back together.
Okay.
Good luck.
Wow.
That's the nicest thing has ever,
anyone has ever done for our ex.
Is to have the intention.
And having the intention to fix him.
All right.
He'll always be a part of us though.
Just some.
Especially if we use his parts for the ship.
Well,
I was going to say some literally more than others,
but more.
Yeah.
More as an idea,
not as an actual thing that we invite him back to.
No,
no,
no.
I think I,
didn't he give me his toe?
Yeah,
he did.
Yeah.
So he should forever be alive.
He is missing a toe.
Well,
you just have his head.
Well,
I'm sure.
I'm missing a toe.
So he's still missing a toe.
I mean,
technically speaking.
He's missing all of them.
Okay.
Let's see.
So.
You punched it already,
right?
No,
I punched it.
Okay.
The,
the stars start to blur and you guys are moving very fast.
You are in hyperspace.
And you guys are starting to hunker down for the 12 hour journey to,
well,
actually it's not 12 hours.
It's like 11 hours to this way station on the way.
Well,
let's say 10 hours or not.
Thank God.
Thank God for that.
I guess.
Until you get to the service.
Do you guys see this?
I got a,
I got a shortcut.
That's going to get us there in two hours less.
No,
you're just stopping on the way.
How many parsecs is that?
What?
All right.
And you guys are now just moving.
You guys are cruising now.
Matt or Sarn,
you have moved into the laboratory or the medical bay and you want to do some
recovering,
right?
I need to recover.
Yes.
Okay.
a character may attempt a medicine check to help a character heal wounds.
You can do it on yourself,
but it's increased difficulty.
What about,
does that include the aid of a back to tank?
Uh,
it's not a back to tank.
Oh,
uh,
I'll let you,
I'll let you have a bonus or,
or something.
Um,
but it's not a,
I don't think it's not a back to tank.
I,
cause I don't think we,
we,
we didn't have one on.
Oh,
wait here.
Even if it was,
I mean,
I just assume there's some kind of machine that'll tell me what's wrong.
And I know in the past on here,
you guys have done regular medicine checks.
Cause isn't this where,
uh,
Max did shoot up that one time.
I mean,
I wouldn't put it past it.
Us,
but.
Was it touching?
Well,
even if it was,
there was some touching.
I don't know.
Does it make,
does it,
does it make sense to have a back to tank on a,
maybe not a back to tank,
but like,
uh,
something like a back,
like it's not a back.
Maybe it's not like a full on tank,
but like,
like just like something like this big,
you can put your arm or something.
No.
Yeah.
Well,
you know,
like a,
like a jug.
It's a big soaking tub.
Yeah.
Like,
like a,
like a nice,
like an ice tea jar,
you know,
like a,
like a foot washing station.
Yeah.
Like a foot washing station.
Exactly.
Like a back to bidet.
Yeah.
Back to bidet.
I like the sound of that.
Back to bidet.
I'm terrifying.
Back to bidet.
All right.
Uh,
yeah.
You got,
you got yourself like a,
like a jug of back to.
Okay.
Is that a boost?
Well,
it says a back to tank.
a wounded character recovers at a rate of one wound per two hours.
Um,
yeah,
but I mean,
I kind of have to share it.
And you do have to share it and you can only put part of your body into it.
Um,
so we'll say,
uh,
what's my critical?
it should,
it usually shows up as a item.
No,
it doesn't.
Overpowered.
Where is it at?
It's under the second to last biography.
All right.
Overpowered.
Um,
so severity.
Does this,
does it show me the number?
Okay.
So it's 76.
Yeah.
With that one,
I don't know.
Recovering critical injuries.
Yeah.
How do we take it down?
Until treated.
Critical injuries vary in magnitude,
which represents difficulty of any corresponding medicine check to treat and remove the injury.
Oh,
recover critical injury.
Critical injury severity rating.
And it's severity of.
Two.
Do you know that?
Does it say that?
Oh,
it says right there.
Okay.
So you have to do,
you have to do a medicine check of average.
Okay.
Do I get a boost?
Um,
yeah.
Why don't we give you a boost for.
The back to tub?
Yeah.
The back to bidet?
Yeah.
The back to bidet.
Although I'm not sure I want to hear you describe that.
All right.
What is my threat?
That's all I'm interested about.
We all have to share the bidet.
That's the threat.
To you,
not to me.
Oh.
All right.
So I'm going to trash this critical injury.
Mac had it first.
Oh,
that just leads the way for infection.
You guys are sharing BACTA.
Do you have another plan?
Shit's expensive.
Get more BACTA.
I mean,
eventually,
yes.
Yeah.
Well,
in where?
Where?
In 12 hours?
You guys are stopping at the store.
Yeah.
Before we go or no?
To fantasy Costco.
All right.
Do you want to do medicine check?
Me?
Yeah.
For your wounds.
Yeah.
I think.
Because I'm doing it on myself.
So three difficulty.
Well.
To heal his own,
but increases the difficulty of the medicine check by two.
Oh,
I'm not going to pass that.
Also.
Okay.
So current wounds equal more than half.
It'll be average.
So you have to add two.
Well,
I mean,
there are more than just you on the ship.
Is anyone good at medicine?
Perhaps you can ask for help.
Real.
Yes.
Are you good at healing people?
Why would I heal you?
That doesn't answer my question.
Oh,
you've been so mean to me.
Yeah.
And if you're nice to me,
I will be less mean.
You're saying that in such a mean voice.
That's just my voice.
I'm scared.
Am I scared enough to heal me?
All right.
Yeah.
I can,
I can help you.
I have some,
I don't have proficiency,
but I have some ability in medicine.
Okay.
That's probably better than me doing it on myself.
I'm a little bit of a wife sometimes.
Oh,
I sense you're being vulnerable.
Perhaps we will bond.
Only one way to find out.
All right.
Well,
she comes over there and she sees you,
um,
you know,
basically in a weird,
vulnerable position.
Um,
you have what,
because in,
Hmm.
I guess it doesn't really work if it's actually a bidet.
Um,
I was just wondering if,
like,
does she walk in on you?
Just,
just getting squirted.
That would be really vulnerable if you're crouched over again,
water shot up your ass.
No,
I think it's like a footbath.
It's actually,
it's more of like a footbath,
isn't it now?
We just like saying back to the day.
I think it's like one of those,
like,
and like the trainers for sports,
you got the big tubs with the ice baths in it,
but then they have little ones to just dip your arm into.
Okay.
It's like one of those,
except you can use it for your arm or your foot or your leg.
All right.
So what part of your body is in there?
What,
how are you positioned when she walks in?
Oh,
it's my butt.
Okay.
So you just,
you just squat.
No,
it's going to,
it's going to be my leg.
You're like one of those cartoons that gets stuck in a bucket.
Yes.
No,
it's going to be like,
it's my,
it's my left.
I think it's my left foot.
Yeah.
Which,
which is the one with the robot.
I don't know.
where you ever,
where you would have written that down.
Okay.
Well,
it's whatever,
like the robo toe is on.
Okay.
Um,
all right.
Uh,
she walks in and she sees you and you're like,
honestly looking for help.
So she comes over and she says,
yeah,
yeah.
You know,
we've,
I've done my fair share of field dressing.
All right.
Could you please help?
Yeah.
I'll roll medicine check to see what I can do for you.
I have,
four ability.
That is a lot better than mine.
Okay.
I wasn't sure.
What do you have?
Two.
Okay.
Uh,
I should really,
you should really level that one up.
Well,
one of you should,
I suppose.
Perhaps real.
Um,
um,
how does this work?
I can't,
we can't even see what you rolled.
Oh,
you can't see.
Oh,
no,
that was rolled privately.
Can I share this one?
Reveal to everyone.
Oh,
okay.
Um,
um,
oh,
it looks like I already had a title.
Major Domo.
So I wasn't a Marquez.
Oh.
On a successful check,
the target recovers the number of wounds equal to the number of successes.
An amount of strain equal to the number of advantages.
So.
Two.
I am going to go ahead and say,
since it succeeded,
let's go ahead and just,
recover all of them.
Woo.
Generous God.
Yeah.
Do you want me to flip a light side point for this?
Yeah.
Give me,
give me more dark side points.
Um,
I don't use them.
And then if,
are we going to do more checks?
Um,
I know Bo Benz needs to be healed.
Oh yes.
I'm quite injured.
All right.
I'll go.
So her up now.
Thanks for you.
You're welcome.
Sarn.
I think how you made her walk back.
Walk back to what?
She was walking away and you made her walk back.
To say goodbye.
To say you're welcome.
You're welcome.
All right.
Okay.
she walks over,
uh,
by,
but Bobbins.
Are you,
you're,
you're hurt.
Oh yeah.
I got my ass whooped back there.
All right.
Well,
let's,
let's put your ass in the,
in the back of a day.
Let's see what,
see,
uh,
what,
what all,
all major Domo rail can do for you.
It's great.
Uh,
Bobbins is just going to keep following and just kind of keeps talking the entire time.
Like,
uh,
where did you even find those things?
Anyways,
those Sarlaccs,
is that not Sarlaccs?
Yeah.
It's,
uh,
where do you find those things?
Oh,
it's a very,
very dirty business.
Um,
yeah,
you have to deal with poachers.
Uh,
they are ripped from the wild.
Um,
they are a nasty set of people you have to deal with to get those things,
but once you get them,
they're really mean at first,
but,
uh,
yeah,
you can,
you can train them.
And then,
uh,
yeah,
we had them for a long time.
They were real,
real scary.
I'm actually kind of sad that you killed them.
Oh yeah.
No.
Yeah,
no.
I,
I mean,
I,
you know,
one giant thing to another,
do,
do feel terrible about that,
but you know,
I've got to say well trained.
Yeah.
Well,
they almost killed you.
They almost did their job,
but they didn't.
And now they're dead.
Yeah.
Well,
and now I'm sitting ass first in a back to paint tank.
So,
you know,
all right.
then,
uh,
well,
let's get this on.
Um,
what?
And what I'm,
I'm dumb as hell.
Uh,
I'm gonna,
I'm going to roll this.
If,
if I succeed,
um,
we'll go ahead and give you,
um,
the full thing like just,
we did for Siren.
If,
uh,
if I don't succeed,
then I will,
you know,
we'll take you up to,
um,
three wounds instead of 11.
So,
um,
still a success really.
So let's hope for,
yeah,
let's hope for success.
Uh,
I'm,
I'm flipping this back to dark.
I was not kidding,
or I was not serious about taking the light side point.
Um,
okay.
I mean,
we've,
we've got some time here.
So she,
she,
Rial has time to give you special attention and,
and get as many wounds as she can out of,
out of you.
Um,
so this succeeded,
uh,
congratulations,
Bob ends.
You are completely healed.
You are a new Lissette.
Gotta say,
I mean,
you're really,
seem really,
uh,
proficient at the healing stuff.
Any,
uh,
still went with piracy,
huh?
Well,
I mean,
it's because of the piracy.
Um,
you know,
people get shot in Mame,
all the time.
And,
uh,
you know,
I gotta,
I gotta stitch them up.
So ripped up by Savrix too.
Ripped up by Savrix.
Yep.
Uh,
it's almost as,
you know,
it's,
I think it's still a net positive,
although they did die when I needed them the most.
And now I am a slave to you.
Uh,
but whatever,
at least I'm still alive.
Honestly,
I don't have any sway on the ship.
Listen,
I've been on here less than 24 hours.
I think I don't really know.
The days seem very strange.
Uh,
you know what,
but I'm gonna,
I'm gonna try and get you intern.
Move you from slave to intern.
I thought,
uh,
perhaps you guys were going to make me the butt radar in my homeland of the Radarian chain.
Sure.
Yeah,
we'll do that too.
Don't know what the butt radar is.
Still don't quite,
I don't quite understand what I'm doing here,
but,
uh,
yeah,
sounds good.
All right.
Thank you.
Major Dome was a cool title.
It's not as cool as,
as,
but,
though.
Sure.
I've ever fluked your boat lady.
I believe you and your strange ways.
Uh,
Mac.
Yes,
that's me.
Yep.
That's my name.
Is he injured?
Strangely?
No,
he's not.
Weird.
Oh,
wait,
no,
he is.
What's wrong with me?
Uh,
you have 11 wounds.
How did that happen?
Well,
it seems high.
can we bring the back to tank up by the ship,
by the,
the,
uh,
driver's seat?
I don't think the bidet goes that far.
Oh,
fuck.
It doesn't shoot through walls.
It's just probably a good thing.
Cause then it would shoot through your,
through your generals.
Shoot through your wall.
Yeah.
Yes.
Your pelvic wall.
All right.
So Mac,
you do,
you do need hearing healing and you've heard two different,
you know,
you're two,
you're two co or your two crew members,
um,
just breathe very loud,
very obnoxious size of relief as all of their wounds are almost instantly healed
from them.
Uh,
and you're starting to get a little jealous because,
you know,
your arm has been acting up and,
uh,
you do have some wounds.
I ain't jealous.
I don't,
I like my arm this way,
which is,
I would like to take it back to math.
Exactly.
What an ungealous person would say.
Question though,
would you rather her heal you or wash your,
your buster?
I mean,
can I know does?
I mean,
isn't it already in the wash?
It is already in the wash.
But several other items.
Thank God.
One problem solved.
She's not washing it in the,
the back of the day.
All right.
I suppose I should heal myself.
I mean,
you don't,
you don't have to,
I do recommend it though.
All right.
I'm doing it.
Well,
no,
he just looks like,
okay,
there he goes.
And now,
and now he's in the power room.
It's covered in more blood.
It turns out I'm a little delirious.
Back to,
Oh,
the day.
You weren't kidding.
You're not wearing a shirt.
Nope.
I'm shirtless.
Repeat shirtless.
All right.
Hey,
how's the bidet guys?
You guys,
how's it been going in here?
I don't know.
I know.
I haven't had a chance to use it.
I've just been,
you know,
I'll make sure you use it on yourself.
You deserve it.
You didn't,
you've been doing a great job.
Thanks girl.
I'm going to clog it up with hair.
That might be true.
All right.
Well,
I mean,
also might've been me.
Oh yeah.
Wait,
no.
Oh yeah.
They're furry.
They do.
They're pretty furry.
Almost as furry as,
as Wookiees.
I thought they were more skin.
Uh,
all right.
Well,
yeah.
Um,
Raelle,
um,
does heal you of everything.
My child.
Thank you.
All right.
I'll praise Raelle.
Uh,
and
after,
as,
as she's healing you up in,
in the bidet,
uh,
assisting the back to bidet to heal you to no wounds.
and let's go ahead and make that,
make your wound zero.
So we don't forget.
Thank you.
Um,
let's see.
All right.
Uh,
you hear a bell ding.
Um,
what the hell is that?
Yeah,
it's weird.
She,
she turns around and she pulls,
she bends over and opens a door,
um,
and pulls out a meal,
uh,
what looks like a delicious,
delicious family meal.
Uh,
what you did not realize was that there was an oven on this ship the entire time.
And is it under the back?
What the hell was that thing?
It's under the back,
the tank apparently.
I've been using that as a boot holder.
Yeah.
I took those out of there.
That was not what that was for.
No,
this was a cooking device.
It's not in the medical bay.
Um,
it's over.
Where would that even be?
I was,
I was covering the galley.
Oh,
in the galley.
I like this idea that we,
our clothes are just scattered throughout this place.
And by the way,
I've been thinking about it.
I don't own any hats.
Do you,
do you own hats?
Cause I own a lot of things that go over the lake.
Do they really?
I just try to think of like a top hat going over a lake and it's not fit.
And it's not working for me in my brain.
It's not really a top hat.
No.
Baseball hat.
No,
there's just wraps that go around my lake in the years.
Why like with hats?
All right.
Sorry,
tiger.
Cause it's going to be like Wookiees without hair.
No,
no,
it's okay.
No,
she,
she pulls out of there,
uh,
the,
this,
um,
this,
this turkey,
this family turkey.
Um,
but it's some sort of,
um,
space bird.
And,
um,
no,
you know what?
It's a flutter bloom.
Uh,
I thought you were going to say a pog.
No.
What are those,
what are those stupid ones that are in?
Porg.
No,
no,
it's not,
it's not a Porg.
Although that would have been a better idea.
Um,
no,
it's a flutter plume from Ord Mantell.
Um,
yeah,
I just,
uh,
found this,
you know,
from,
from Ord Mantell and I fried it up for us.
Uh,
and she starts,
uh,
laying down dishes and,
and serving at the,
uh,
in the main cargo hold around this,
uh,
I don't know,
bench.
Hollow chest table?
Hollow chest table,
yes.
It also doubles as a dining room table.
Um,
very convenient.
That's just lovely.
Yes,
it's convenient.
And she's got oven mitts on and you guys sit around the table.
Um,
all also facing a ghost.
Um,
and start to,
and you are served a dinner or lunch or whatever time of day this is.
I'm still shirtless,
right?
Uh,
you,
you are still shirtless.
And she looks at you and she says,
she sees that you're still shirtless.
And,
uh,
thank you for that.
And then another ding happens and she turns.
What the hell is that?
Yeah.
she turns and she goes to the wash machine,
um,
and pulls out,
um,
the clothes that she had been washing and they are a shirt and Vuster combo,
uh,
of yours.
Unfortunately,
uh,
she washed them together and the blood didn't come out as much as it bled into
everything.
And now your Vuster is a fine red,
uh,
completely,
uh,
uniform red around the entire Vuster,
uh,
as well as the,
uh,
the shirt.
Oh my God.
All I need is a hat and a fucking eye patch.
And we're going to be back in the old game.
But we did,
we did just establish that you don't have any hats.
Some cannon for you.
Wait,
that's where I've been putting my pants.
Uh,
your pants.
I don't know where your pants are.
She,
she hands you is like,
Oh shoot.
Uh,
these are done washing.
Oh no.
I turned your Vuster completely red.
No,
no,
no.
I think this could work for me.
And she hands it.
I put it on without the shirt.
I just like,
you know,
great.
Uh,
what do I do with this shirt?
I'll take it.
Wrap it around my head,
like a bandana,
like a hat away.
Well,
don't forget about the dinner that has been served to you.
Oh yeah.
What is it again?
It's a flutter plume.
Yeah.
No flutter plume.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful,
beautiful.
I gotta say guys,
I,
she seems like a really great hostage.
I mean,
I don't know.
I think your choices of hostage,
me,
her,
pretty good.
I'm pretty solid.
Yeah.
who should we freeze in carbonite?
What?
Which one,
which one should we choose to freeze in carbonite?
Oh,
they're both on the other side right now.
The one that,
that healed and cooked for us.
The one that fixed the hyper.
Yeah.
Well,
you know,
yeah,
that's a real ugly bird.
Yeah,
but it's delicious.
You find,
um,
it's,
it's the,
the ugliest ones are the ugliest things are the taste.
um,
and as a,
you know,
a bonus from eating this bird,
um,
you notice your strain has all been lifted and a gigantic weight has been lifted off your shoulders,
uh,
metaphorically and literally.
Well,
actually,
most of the,
you guys,
do you guys know when you're playing video games?
And out of character,
sorry.
Oh,
and you come across this giant room full of a bunch of ammo and you just get scared right before because you're like,
this is the boss fight.
This is right before the boss.
That's the,
that's the feeling I'm getting right now.
That's not unrelated.
Um,
also,
yeah,
real,
another bell dings,
weapons,
from the armory.
All weapons have been cleaned.
and upgraded.
Here's the max B.
All of our paperwork's been put in order.
I've,
I've taken,
I've taken the liberty of writing a will for each of you.
Holy shit.
Did you guys know this,
this ship was insured?
I didn't know that.
And this is my magic motor bag.
You silly.
Can we,
can we make it that the ship is ours?
She works pro bono.
What do you,
what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Like,
what happened?
The ship's,
like,
didn't we steal this ship?
Um,
I'm just joking.
Can you,
can you please,
so how did you come into possession of this ship?
Uh,
yeah,
how did you?
I don't remember.
It kind of,
it just fell on our lap.
It's been,
it's been here for a long time.
This place real nice.
Built true,
built tried and true.
Just some of the wood panel and,
just falls down.
Slides off the wall.
Was that my ship?
Uh,
no,
we,
uh,
we found it.
It's nice.
Salvage.
Salvaged.
It's rustic.
I heard you say it was rustic earlier.
I agree.
Okay.
So,
yeah,
you,
you described to her how you came into,
uh,
possession of the ship.
Um,
it was,
let's see,
you guys were escaping.
Was it Tatooine?
Yeah.
I think it was,
it was Tatooine.
I think it was Mos Eisley,
right?
No,
it was a different one.
It was Mos.
Mos Espa?
Is that what it was?
Mos Espa is,
I know that's definitely from somewhere.
I think it was,
I think it was a different one.
Uh,
it was Mos something though.
Mos Shooter.
Yeah.
You'll be caught in the Mos Shooter.
Mos Shooter.
Yes,
it is Mos Shooter because we always do that bit.
Um,
you stole it from Mos Shooter.
Um,
and you did fix the hyperdrive.
Um,
it was previously a broken ship and you put the,
the hyperdrive in there and you were able to fly away or something.
And it was previously Trex's ship.
Um,
but Trex is now dead.
Um,
and I killed him.
Yes.
So,
uh,
Rial tells you that you have a case to make for legitimate salvage.
And she describes to you how you would go about registering your ship so that it was properly yours based on the fact of your claim that it's a legitimate salvage.
What's that?
Awesome.
Yeah.
Um,
so she walks you through this.
What's that?
This chick is working out.
Yeah.
I,
you know,
I've been around and if we've stolen a lot of ships,
it just makes things easier legally if you can make them legitimate salvage.
Um,
but what,
what killed Trex?
I think it was a giant worm.
Okay.
Because if you killed Trex,
you wouldn't be able to be the owner.
Uh,
but if,
no,
I died by other means,
then yeah,
I think you can make,
I mean,
I think I shot him.
Okay.
then he got eaten by the worm.
Okay.
Can you,
can you just not include that part though?
I can see what I can do.
All right.
Good.
All right.
Well,
so where's the sauce for this flutter plume?
The sauce.
Oh,
you wanted sauce?
Can't eat flutter plume without sauce.
At that moment,
you hear another ding and she scuttles off to the galley and comes back with three ramekins of sauce.
Where the hell did you get that from?
The hell's a ramekin?
Those are the little sauce cups.
I learned that.
Where the hell did she get that?
Where the hell did you learn that?
You have all this stuff in the galley.
I mean,
it was,
it was filled with boots and,
and old clothes in there.
Uh,
but you know,
there's,
you know,
like you can cook stuff in there and there were like supplies for cooking.
I thought it was just a clothes warmer.
No,
no.
So,
so these sauces may taste a bit like boot.
Um,
and a bit like robo.
Like,
like robo toe.
But,
a bit of a metallic aftertaste.
Yeah.
But,
uh,
you know,
they're,
they're sauces for flutter plume.
I made them.
Cause I had a lot of time while everything else was going on.
Thanks major Bobo.
Um,
it's major Domo.
I'll say.
All right.
Uh,
this would be a good spot for a break.
Okay.
So you,
you do stop,
uh,
the,
it starts to slow down as you enter hyperspace.
No,
actually,
um,
you guys are just finishing up dinner.
Um,
also the dinner took about 10 hours and you hear another ding.
And,
uh,
no real.
What do you got planned now?
Yeah.
She looks at her watch.
This one came from her watch and she says,
Oh,
we're about,
you know,
we're pretty close to the way station where we,
where I said we could stop and,
uh,
get supplies.
Oh,
hooray.
Uh,
so working out so great.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That means a lot to me.
I take great pride in my work as a slave.
We're really proud of you.
I feel like we're coming,
becoming fast friends.
I've been reading that brochure.
you gave me a lot.
And,
uh,
I've been fascinated with the Stockholm syndrome.
Yeah.
Well,
I got good news for you.
Yes.
I think you've got it.
Wow.
I've always wanted Stockholm syndrome.
It made it sound so fun.
That's the whole point of it.
Um,
so you take this as your cue,
uh,
cause you'll take any excuse you can get to get into the cockpit.
Oh,
I'm all right.
I'm,
I'm already,
I'm dipping.
Okay.
You're dipping.
I guess that means driving and shut up.
And,
uh,
where does everyone else go?
I,
I think,
I don't know.
You guys are preparing for landing or at least entry into this,
this space out of,
uh,
try to get a quick nap in.
Okay.
That Florida plume sauce was delicious.
Okay.
And,
and Bobbins goes to her natural habitat,
the power room,
which is,
did you ever get our ex's head fixed?
Oh,
did you want to roll for that?
I think you're on mute.
Mute.
Or did I mute you?
Bridget.
She looks dismayed.
Apparently I muted myself.
Wow.
I don't know how,
but,
uh,
yeah,
no,
I've got some very specific plans for,
uh,
for RX.
So if I can get,
if I can get this to work,
I'll be real happy.
You're going to turn him into a helmet.
Oh,
no.
Volleyball.
Let me,
can you turn him into a helmet for me?
Oh,
he's not going to be a helmet.
He still needs to be,
he's,
he's a useful thing.
That would be a change.
That doesn't,
I guess,
I guess a helmet's,
a helmet's not necessarily not useful.
Uh,
just roll mechanics check or,
um,
yes,
it would be average.
man.
I hope this works.
It did.
Okay.
So,
uh,
you're successful.
All right.
I was going to say you will require parts,
uh,
but to turn them into a Roomba,
um,
it's a much,
it's a much cheaper part.
Someone's got to clean up that power room back there.
And this place is a mess and major Domo done a lot of great work,
but I think we all agree.
We can move her up from like blood cleaning slave to estate planning and
cooking turkey.
Oh,
sorry.
Uh,
flutter thing.
Slave.
Flutter plumes.
I'm not convinced.
Okay.
But would RX be better served?
Is that his name?
I assume so.
When I was picking around his head,
I saw some memories and I remember,
it seems like his name was RX.
Uh,
would he be better served as a Roomba or did he?
I mean,
did you see what he did to those intruders?
So we'll get him a knife.
What?
That sounds like a,
wait,
okay,
hold on.
You give him a pillow and then he'll hope he doesn't murder anybody.
Did you see what he did to those murder victims?
Give him a knife.
Give him a pool noodle.
Maybe.
All right.
Maybe give him a pool noodle,
but we got to make sure there's no water nearby.
So is the objection is that he's more dangerous as a Roomba?
Yes.
Cause then he's mobile.
Fair enough.
That's a good point.
Well,
I'll fix him up and we'll,
uh,
we'll do something with him.
I definitely want to get some parts to fix with him though.
Uh,
I think I got his head pretty much back together.
You're right.
We should turn him back into a Billy big mouth bass.
really play into that hunting aesthetic.
Yeah,
exactly.
Put his head up on the wall with the rest of them.
Okay.
Uh,
you are
entering.
Do we know when the ambush is going to happen?
Um,
yes,
you have the timing for it.
Um,
do you remember what was your role?
In fact,
you probably,
we probably still have it in the chat for the astrogation.
pretty close.
Boo.
Perception.
Success.
Two.
Threats.
Two.
Where do you see that?
Right above the destiny pool.
Oh,
so it was like right at the end of the session,
which makes sense.
Astrogation.
All right,
let me look.
Oh,
that was in here somewhere.
Okay.
No advantages.
No,
just two successes,
two threads.
all right.
Um,
in which case you will be arriving on time.
Even with this pit stop?
The pit stop will put you in a bit of a rush.
Um,
but you'll still make it before,
um,
the ambush.
Okay.
What the hell was that?
Real,
do you have another surprise?
No,
I think that was your com.
Oh,
yeah.
Hello?
Hello.
Sarn.
Hello,
Sarn.
Sarn Turbo.
This is Venlana.
Hey,
Venlana,
what's shaking?
Uh,
she's calling to get a situation report from you.
Oh my God,
it's loose.
Uh,
we have to make a pit stop.
A pit stop?
Yeah,
our hyperdrive kind of got exploded.
How did that happen?
Terrorists,
mostly.
Huh.
Well,
you know what they say,
freedom isn't free.
I haven't heard that.
Can I use it?
Uh,
go ahead.
It's quite topical,
political commentary.
Sarn,
are you on the phone?
Yeah,
what's up?
Who is it?
It's Venlana.
Venlana.
Hey,
Venlana.
Yeah,
it's me,
Venlana.
What are you,
what are you calling for?
To check,
talk?
I was just trying to see what your situation was for.
How are you doing?
You are micromanaging this operation.
I just want to say,
I think you guys need a little bit of management.
You spent,
well,
let's not get into it.
I spent 11 hours in a hyperdrive.
That's true.
I think that is,
yep,
okay.
Well,
anyway,
just wanted to tell you more information,
but if you're not interested in talking with me,
then,
go ahead.
Go ahead.
We're just pulling into the,
the spaceport now.
Uh,
what spaceport?
Oh my God.
It's between this one planet,
and the other planet.
Oh,
that one.
That one.
Yeah.
And who told you to go there?
Our cleaning slave.
Hostage.
She definitely,
I think,
moved up to assess as estate planning slave.
That's right.
Our hostage.
Our maid.
Suspicious.
But anyway,
uh,
an assault flotilla disguised as a consortium convoy is en route to the coordinates,
the,
the meet point,
the rendezvous point,
as you were with luck.
You can form up with them and see to the queen's ultimate capture.
Um,
can they,
I just wanted to tell you that hyperdrive.
They,
it's an attack,
um,
flotilla.
so I would recommend to continue to stop at the depot depot.
All right,
guys,
let's continue to stop at the depot depot depot.
What?
Oh,
talk to you later.
This is our turbo.
Stop at the space Casey's,
the space Casey's.
All right.
Uh,
I'm making a list.
Hyperdrive,
Bacta,
room of equipment,
anything else?
Uh,
we should probably,
I'm sorry,
are you still on the phone?
No,
no,
no.
I'm off.
Uh,
yeah,
it was good talking to you.
Yeah.
We'll be right.
We'll be there as soon as we can.
Yeah.
I,
I enjoy your company too.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah,
I get it.
Okay.
I gotta go.
Okay.
Bye.
Boy,
she really likes you,
son.
Yeah.
It's,
it's a thing.
we're going to have to tackle later after this attack on the,
the butt radar,
but we'll get into that later.
All right.
Well,
at that,
at that point,
uh,
Mac,
you start pulling,
you start bringing the,
uh,
the Kuna wave out of hyperspace.
Um,
and you see the,
the depot as you pull up to it.
It's,
uh,
basically like cloud city,
except,
uh,
not in the clouds.
It's just floating in space,
but it is like a Jetsons,
like,
um,
just space station in,
not in orbit of a planet.
Uh,
it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.
Um,
and you,
yeah.
Um,
you go to,
so it's kind of like nowhere.
It's,
what do you mean?
From the guardians of the galaxy,
just kind of like a floating.
Oh,
I,
that's not the joke I was trying to make,
but it sounds like it.
I mean,
that nowhere is the head of an astral being,
but.
Oh yeah,
it does kind of look like that.
Um,
but more like space,
like a cloud city.
I guess cloud cities in the clouds,
but not in the clouds in space.
Okay.
Gotcha.
So at the space cases,
the space case,
I've,
we couldn't have made it more clear.
Um,
okay.
And,
um,
Mac,
you do get,
you do get some,
some radio chatter about where to like,
uh,
land and stuff like that,
but,
uh,
not interested in role playing that.
And so you find,
uh,
they,
they direct you to a parking spot and you do park the,
the ship in a berth and,
um,
you have now landed.
Hooray.
All right.
Well,
this is great.
This has just been a great fun,
fun bonding experience.
Got to really know our slave a little bit more.
Got to know each other a little bit more.
Now we get to go to a space case.
He's got some space hot dogs.
Maybe,
you know,
they got those like space,
uh,
like popped chicken there.
That's really good.
Oh,
I love space.
Whatever chicken.
Yeah.
It's really good.
Yeah.
How about space,
space cakes?
space.
Now you've gotten too far.
What?
Space,
space cakes.
Cause space cakes are already a thing.
Now they're in,
now they're in space.
I can't post pictures.
You should be able to copy and paste into the chat.
That's what I got.
If it's not a space cake.
I'm looking up space cake now.
Tiger,
I had a space cake with you in,
uh,
Amsterdam.
Yeah,
I got really fucking stuck.
on.
I thought I was lying.
I thought you were a lion.
Oh,
I got confused.
All right.
Where is,
oh,
here it is.
Oh boy.
I don't know what this is.
What?
Uh,
there's,
there is a,
I have a,
a generator,
a store generator.
And,
there's just a bunch of items in here that I've never heard of.
Um,
are there any goggles?
Um,
I just feel it's kind of dangerous.
Um,
before goggles,
no,
to just give you random items,
but,
well,
whatever.
Now,
how do I share this to you?
space cases.
Some people call me the space cases.
Some call me the gangster of love.
Wow.
does this,
is this going to work?
No,
of course.
It did not.
That did not work either.
How do I share it to you?
Oh,
you know what?
I can just put it into the scene.
All right.
activate.
Are you all in there?
Oh,
RX,
get the hell out of here.
Oh,
well,
Ben says his head,
just carrying his head.
I got to figure out what size to get.
All right.
I'm bobbins.
And I will add cases.
Space cases.
But
am I invisible?
You shouldn't be in.
Why?
You can't see yourself?
Oh,
no,
no.
I'm somehow controlling a
person in a white hood.
Yeah,
the token isn't.
Oh,
that's all fine.
And I've gone sideways.
Oh,
yeah,
do cartwheels.
Oh,
no.
Oh,
no.
like control and arrows.
Or is it alt and arrows?
Control shift and arrows.
I don't know.
There we go.
Woo.
What is it?
Oh,
no,
this one,
this one is space.
Shift.
Oh,
shift and arrow.
yeah.
Also,
space cases did not have their token locks.
But now they do.
So,
you can double click on space cases and see the different items.
Oh,
space cases is in here twice.
Oh,
there's Eozolans.
Oh,
we never use this shop.
Actually,
I like those items better.
18,000.
All right.
So,
I would just
make this invisible.
Some whiskey.
Lock pack.
Hey,
Mac,
did you ever pay me back for bailing you out of jail?
Oh,
you know what?
Yeah.
Actually,
there's going to be multiple,
there's going to be multiple shops here.
Oh,
yeah,
it's,
it's a,
it's a depot.
I'm sure there's lots of little,
little bits and bobs.
Yeah,
bits,
bobs,
boobs.
Oh,
there's two signs.
Beast skull.
Robots in disguise.
Cathhound.
Is that an actual dog?
Rainer playing.
B.
Mon Calamari organic giggle.
Some strange stuff they got here.
Yeah,
it's Space Casey's.
It's just.
Anything you could,
you need.
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
where's the,
uh,
the hyperdrive?
I'm moving it.
Uh,
the hyperdrive's not in there right now.
Uh,
because I didn't add it because I literally did it just now.
Um,
although I did have hyperdrive.
Also,
uh,
I left my wallet in my other port authority vest.
Oh,
so you're going to ride this place,
huh?
Yeah.
Oh,
no,
I would never,
I wouldn't dare.
Just,
just stick around with,
uh,
Sarn.
He'll tell you what to do.
Yeah,
just don't hide in the middle of.
Just shoot.
Racks.
And they.
Like a,
like a little kid.
All have.
Emergency buttons to call the police.
But he pushed the button.
A garrot.
Is,
oh man.
Is that really on the list?
Yes,
it is.
And which one?
Uh,
the,
Oh man.
It's only a hundred credits.
I know,
but,
but Mac,
did you pay me back for bailing you out?
I think so.
I don't remember.
Uh,
you,
you guys agreed to,
I feel like you probably did.
I don't know.
Does one of you have way more credits than the other?
No,
I've got 350,
I think,
is what I've got written last after I gave all my money to Flutterplume.
Well,
yeah,
that was all,
wow money.
Yeah,
that was a really generous thing.
and it sounds like you're not happy that you did it.
You did it anymore.
Wait a second.
What?
Mac Skyblade has 2,200 credits.
He probably beat 1,200.
He,
perhaps he didn't pay you for bailing him out.
Did I?
I don't think so.
I don't care.
Uh,
wait,
hold on.
Uh,
Siren,
roll a perception check.
And Mac,
roll a,
wait,
hold on,
Mac,
what is your,
I'll give him the 1,200.
We don't have to fight about it.
I don't want to make it.
Oh,
okay.
Well then,
just roll the perception check,
just average.
Okay.
Uh,
since,
end of the game.
End of the game.
I'm sorry,
you want one of us or both of us to do it?
Just one of you.
I just wanted Siren to do it.
Uh,
so,
so Siren,
you did notice,
um,
that he didn't pay back,
pay you back.
and you notice that he's,
he's got a little extra cash on him.
Um,
and then you remember that he didn't pay you back.
Sorry,
did I pay you back?
Here's your 1,200 bucks.
Thank you.
You're a good friend.
Very,
very unexpected.
Do you want an extra 100 to go with it?
Yes.
All right.
I have to get a garrote.
Go ahead.
Buy that garrote.
The garrote's on me.
Oh,
I like you without a shirt more and more.
Wait,
he never put a shirt on?
No,
I'm wearing the hoodie.
I mean,
I'm wearing the buster,
just not the shirt.
Wow.
It's like the beginning of the crow or something like that.
Isn't that what the crow looks like?
I thought he was a bird.
What do you mean a bird?
What is this one that just says medium item?
That's exactly what it means.
Not a big item.
Not quite a little item.
I don't see...
They don't have a...
a hyperdrive item in here.
I don't see it.
Let me check the index.
So it came all this way for nothing.
Yeah,
it turns out you guys don't have it.
Well...
Well,
turn around.
Let's go home.
12 hours back.
Well,
that's not home.
Actually,
I don't know where your home is anymore.
That's a good question.
It's currently under,
uh,
occupation,
you know.
Well,
yeah,
lucky for you.
Um,
yeah,
I mean,
it's not blown up.
It's not blown up.
Hyperdrive generator.
Yeah.
You guys ever been to Lear Sand?
No,
that planet also got blown up.
Oh,
I didn't know.
That's not,
it really did.
Maybe not blown up,
but,
uh,
it's uninhabitable.
Oh,
yeah,
we know about that.
Yeah,
okay.
They did find another one,
just so,
if you're curious.
Yeah,
yeah,
you know,
I don't really buy into that whole thing.
No,
it's,
it's hard to get there.
Yeah,
home is where the heart is,
and not through a wormhole.
Uh,
did I,
did I hear you guys needed a hyperdrive?
Yes.
You look over,
it's a shopkeep,
it's Eozolin.
Eozolin.
That's me.
I'm Eozolin.
I may look like a woman,
and I am a woman,
but this is how I talk.
Hey,
that's okay.
Age comes for us all.
Uh,
yeah,
we need a hyperdrive.
Yeah.
And,
uh,
we need a hyper,
sorry,
I got the name of the ship written down here somewhere.
Uh,
the type of ship it is.
Uh,
YT-1300.
You got,
you got something for that?
I got something that'll work.
It's used.
But,
hey,
this is,
savings,
gonna pass them along to you.
I like this lady.
I think she knows what's up.
800.
How much?
All right,
and then she turns to Sarn and goes,
so how do we steal it?
Uh,
you can try Hagelin first.
Oh!
Sorry,
show her how it's done.
Hag,
we will Hag.
What?
What'd you call me?
Of her,
zero.
All right,
uh,
roll,
uh,
negotiation check,
and,
oh,
is that a person on here?
No.
It's gonna be
real rough.
You rolled
only,
only difficulty.
Wait,
wait,
I rolled a Space Casey.
Hold on.
Let me try that again.
You have to highlight your character
before you roll.
yeah,
no,
I mean,
that would make sense.
You guys,
you guys all own Space Casey,
so that you could see it,
although maybe you didn't need to do that.
Oh.
Also failed.
All right.
Uh,
but you do have an advantage.
Um,
so,
um,
you do know from your expertise
that
he's trying to overcharge for this.
Look,
look at this thing.
I mean,
800,
800 for this?
Come on.
I mean,
this,
this has been used more than once.
How many,
how many times have you pulled this out of the same ship?
Never.
Okay,
well.
All right,
fine.
You know what?
You got me.
But,
uh,
500.
Yeah.
Unless you have something to trade.
Do we have anything to trade?
Rx head?
Whoa,
whoa,
whoa.
Wait.
Yeah,
how much are we going to get for that?
Whoa,
whoa,
whoa.
That's,
that's worth at least $600,
$700.
Before we just sell the thing,
all right?
Wait,
am I allowed,
out of character,
am I allowed to sell former players?
I mean,
I don't think he's coming back.
I mean,
and if he needs to come back,
we got another character.
He can just come back.
He wanted to pick.
I mean,
you guys can do,
could we,
should we try selling the Wookiee?
No,
no,
no.
I like that.
You know how hard it is to find a good coat rack?
It really ties the room together.
I really wanted to make this a Roomba,
but I mean,
we really need that hyper drive.
I mean,
we'll probably get where we want to go,
but
you,
I don't know after that.
You,
uh,
the one without the shirt and,
uh,
you know,
the Buster.
Yep.
That's me.
Tell your body.
I,
what,
what is that?
You got three different,
two different blasters on you,
three different blasters.
You need all those.
You can have one of them.
All right.
How about a hundred credits?
Throw in a,
one of those pistols and,
uh,
let's call it even equals,
equals.
Wait,
a hundred.
I walk over,
I walk over and I flush back at like the,
so that like my,
my Buster's like behind me with my shirt out,
stomach out.
I'm like,
wow,
you got a deal.
Wow.
Amazing.
You'll like what you see.
I,
uh,
no,
but the confidence is just incredible.
It's staggering.
All right.
Oh,
oh my God.
I can buy drugs.
All right.
He can buy drugs.
Where,
did we just leave Rial on the ship?
Tied up.
Hopefully.
Yeah.
She lives on the ship.
Like any good slave.
I'm hoping she's making us sandwiches.
All right.
Well,
I'm taking 50.
Oh,
wouldn't that be great?
Out of each of your credits.
For what?
The hundred plus the pistol you just agreed to.
Oh,
no,
you just,
all right.
Don't explain yourself.
You're just saying,
I'm just going to take money from you guys.
It was established.
You agreed to it,
but you're too busy,
like peacocking.
You weren't even really paying attention to what you were actually saying.
Peacocking and kind of dancing to this music.
All right.
Space cases.
We should definitely steal this Barabi ingot.
Okay.
A what?
The Barabi ingot.
I'm pretty sure that's religious.
It's possible.
It's an ingot.
It's an item attachment.
Can I buy this?
If you double click it,
oh,
it's like a,
all right.
I want to buy the concealed climbing cord.
All right.
That sounds perfect for shoving up my buster.
Oh,
I'm glad you said that.
If not,
something else.
All right.
Wait,
what was it?
Concealed climbing cord for 200.
I'll take concealed climbing cord for 200,
please.
This cord can be used for climbing.
It's also concealable.
Where is it?
It's in the Ozil.
Excellent description.
Wow.
The description just really nailed it.
I'm one of those,
one of those good,
uh,
GMs.
That's who I am.
All right.
Concealed climbing cord.
I'm putting that into your gear.
along with your stimpack.
Thank you.
Oh,
you have zero though.
How do I...
All right.
Concealed climbing cord.
All right.
I will need to figure out how to do that.
Anybody else?
Oh,
you,
did you buy the garrote?
I am definitely buying the garrote.
Is it garrote?
I,
that's how I pronounce it.
I've never heard anyone say it out loud.
Yeah.
It's French.
It's actually garrote.
Garrote.
Gary.
Gary?
Gary.
What are you doing,
Gary?
Gary the cat.
Meow.
Oh,
um,
the part to turn,
uh,
RX into a Roomba,
uh,
only costs 50 credits.
Oh,
can we get that please?
Into a Roomba?
What about turning him back into like,
the ship thing that we had him before?
Uh,
seven.
Seven.
What if we,
what if he can,
could be both?
700.
What if he can be both?
He can be both.
Like he could be connected like by Bluetooth.
He's got a dock,
right?
So,
you know,
also it's Roomba.
You put a stair in front of him and he's done for.
What is he going to do?
Uh,
thankfully no stairs on the ship.
Yet.
We can make one.
I'm thinking about adding levels.
If he gets crazy,
we'll just pile up like a bunch of boots or something right in front of him.
You know?
So he can't,
he can't escape.
You guys got boots everywhere.
There's tons of boots.
Those are my boots.
And they're nice.
I know.
Okay.
the point is,
is that they're pretty good Roomba stopper or Roomba stomper.
Seriously.
You guys aren't going to regret Roomba,
Roomba RX.
but I also,
again,
um,
left my wallet in my other port authority jacket.
And I feel like we gave that to someone.
It was real.
Did we give that to Rio?
Yeah.
And she,
oh,
she has it.
Okay.
Well,
she's got all your credits.
somebody's got them.
Wait,
wait,
hold on,
hold on.
You were serious when you said you left your wallet in your other coat?
Like that wasn't just an expression.
You actually have any other pockets.
I'm wearing very like regular,
like just normal,
like the ship is like 15 minutes.
It's like a 15 foot walk away.
All right.
Go get your money.
You kidnapped me the day before payday.
I didn't get paid because I quit.
And,
uh,
you just got a lot of excuses why we have to pay things.
Don't you?
You're turning out to be a worse hostage than the other one.
Oh,
that's hurtful.
I'm sorry.
I feel like that hostage was very useful.
Very.
Uh,
yeah,
both have done a lot of work for us.
You guys pick good hostages.
We are hardworking people.
Except for Michael.
He's dead.
Well,
that's why he didn't work out.
Oh,
Michael.
You are too good,
Michael.
This shaped nozzle.
Yeah.
What is heavy clothing?
Oh,
sorry.
What is it shaped like?
Like,
what does it add?
I don't know.
Did you double click on it and read the description?
Yes.
It doesn't say anything.
It's an item attached.
This nozzle is shaped oddly.
By adding a cone to an ion thruster,
a technician can dramatically increase its potency as a weapon.
I don't have an ion thruster.
Nevermind.
Focusing the energy into a sharp beam rather than letting it disperse in a wide arc.
page 45 special modifications.
I do not have that book.
I was hoping I could add it to my new stuff.
Or add it to my racer.
Blaster rifle.
I don't think so.
You do not have an ion thruster.
It's an ion thruster gun.
So no,
you don't have an ion thruster gun.
Ranged heavy.
You might like this thing.
Yeah.
Where is it?
I don't think it's...
That's pretty cool.
Um,
but you don't have one.
Substinguish fires.
Must be...
It's a weapon.
I don't think they have one for sale.
Ion thruster gun.
I'll put this in the chat so you can look at it.
It's not like Space Casey just said it.
Oh.
That's less than mine.
Oh,
the damage?
Yeah.
Well,
you have a bitching gun,
Andy.
I do.
Sarn.
Sarn,
D.
This cybernetic brain implant seems good too,
but way too expensive.
Yeah,
20,000 credits.
Yeah.
I don't think you can afford that even after you capture the butt radar.
Yeah,
but you never know what those cybernetic things,
you know,
battery goes out,
leaves you half,
you know,
immobile.
Yeah,
like RX.
Yeah.
Oh,
speaking of Roomba,
Roomba,
it's 50.
Come on,
don't make me mop the power room.
I think you should.
Tiger,
what is a heavy clothing?
It's just clothing that has some,
some defensive value to it.
Um,
but you already have,
you already have heavy clothing and you can't,
you can't wear more heavy clothing.
Oh,
okay.
I don't mind that.
Walk around like that.
All right.
Well then here's the 50,
then here,
here's $50.
Bobens,
go buy yourself whatever you want.
Yeah.
Roomba parts.
Can I try filing down my front site before I pay for someone to do it?
What is it?
I mean,
I feel like no.
I mean,
it offers it.
Average mechanics check.
The cost is to pay someone to do it.
So what is the advantage to doing that?
Because I'm telling you,
because we don't even,
you don't even incur the penalty.
Quick draw.
You already have quick draw.
Yeah,
but it makes it faster.
Okay.
File it down for you.
I just don't think you'll get a benefit from it.
Cause you already have quick draw and you have quick draw level two,
don't you?
Hmm.
I don't,
I actually don't know.
I just didn't think that you would get a,
cause I thought it was going to be like,
you can conceal your rifle better,
which we don't.
There's something for that.
It's concealment alteration,
but we don't even use,
we don't even,
you don't even get a penalty for concealment of your rifle.
Like you should.
No,
no,
I don't conceal it.
You just,
yes,
you just walk around with it.
Basically the rifle in your hand.
Oh,
wait,
how much are,
um,
sim packs?
Are they on this list?
I don't see them.
No.
Yeah,
I don't see them either.
Uh,
let me look.
Did it did it
Oh man I hate how they don't have prices in here
Alright uh
Let's just say
They are
Oh here we go
Holy crap
Aren't they like 500 or something
No
They're 25
Each
Yeah
I think I can only carry 4
Is that right
What is the encumbrance
5 sorry
Encumbrance on a stimpack
Okay you can carry 5
That's what it says yeah
Alright where does it say that
Uh under my
Um
Gear
It says stimpack section with encumbrance
I'm buying 5
Alright why does it say uses
Oh I don't know
I just added it
Oh I see
Okay
Alright
Uh
So 5
Minus 125
Did you want to buy some
I might have to look at this a little bit longer
If you guys want to go
Do stuff
Well I think that's probably
I'm gonna
Let's just say that the stimpack was the last thing
For
For this trip
Um
Mac did you want to buy stimpacks
Uh
Am I all out I think
I don't
Yeah
Yeah so
I do see the
What
Um
Siren was talking about here
So I can add 5
For 125
All together
That's fine
Okay
5 stimmies
Alright you got 5 stimmies
Stimmies
Alright
Um
Alright
Uh
Okay
You
So
I'm assuming
You guys are
I'm assuming you guys are like
Wrapping up here
You know what
Yep
Yeah
I'm gonna buy the backpack
I'm messing with my grappling hook right now
Kind of like
Just playing with it
You bought a grappling hook?
Well the uh
Not the grappling hook
Whatever
The concealed climbing cord
Okay
I mean come on
It's a grappling hook
It's concealed
It's a
It's a climbing cord
It's a grappling hook
Are you getting it?
Alright
Uh
And you said you're buying a backpack?
Yeah
What does it even do?
It uh
Increases the user's encumbrance threshold by 3
Plus an additional 1 point of encumbrance threshold
For each accessory pouch
To a maximum of 3
Okay
Uh
How much does it cost?
150
Okay
Um
Alright
You guys are wrapping up there
Uh
And heading back up to the ship
Um
You
Head back to
The
The ship
I'm not gonna pull the ship up
But
Just imagine the ship
And
Um
You guys
Hit back into hyperspace
For
An hour
And
Or two
I don't remember how far you were
Um
And
You
Meet up with
The flotilla
The assault flotilla
As it's starting to
Prepare
For
The
Ambush
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