Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls pokein' my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Mmm, stop it now
Episode 53, Ambush the Ambush, Splish Splash
After a very sanitary series of visits to the Back to Bidet, trademark
and a family dinner of flutter plume and sauce
our heroes are completely rested and relaxated
Rial, playing nurse, cook, and general mother figure
has turned out to be quite the useful Stockholmian hostage
10 to 12 hours later, capping off the hyper road trip
the crew made a pit stop to space Casey's
filling up on stimmies and other supplies
In a previous Eddie Murphy-esque conversation
Rial revealed to Venlana, under boss of the Zahn Consortium
the timing and coordinates of the next Rodarian Ambush
Eager to get the jump on the butt
and put an end to their enduring nightmare
the consortium used this tip to lay a trap
a trap set with a very important bait
I mean person
Now that it's in writing
it seems almost as if Rial has to do everything around here
Hopefully the generous and ominous gift of gear
provides inspiration to finish the job
Oh, you ran out of space at the end there
Literally, out of space
Cool
Now that I got that backpack
you better have things in all the pockets of people
I don't think the word
I don't think the word relaxated is a real word
No, it's not
It just flowed
I looked
As soon as you said that
I looked it up
I got the strike
Hold on
I'm looking at that kid's body
Why did you have that like
on the
like all you have to do is hit like F7
Yeah, I have a button
because it's just
it's gonna
Is there a way I can
play that?
That you can play it?
Yeah
Are you sure?
Yes
Don't ask again
Come on
Give me access to that one
that one clip
Alright
Let's see
Where are you guys at?
Well, you're in the Kahuna wave
I believe you just dropped out of
hyperspace, right?
You went to hyperspace back to
the ambush coordinates
Yeah, and there was a bunch of tortillas there
No
There was a bunch of tortillas?
No, it's flotilla
Ow
That's not funny
He doesn't like it
Um
Alright
Uh
Bridget
Ah
Did you roll
Destiny points?
I'm paused
I can't do anything
No, in the chat
you should be able to hit
click here to roll for destiny
poll
I
don't have
anything
The last thing I have is
Tiger putting coordinates
and then Tiger saying
a title
nobody likes you
Scroll up farther
There's not one right
under there?
Scroll up farther
Oh
No, because the next thing up is
Tiger's
from last week
I didn't roll
Oh, I guess
I guess you did
Yes, you did
I'm not seeing any rolling
Oh, there's something just rolled
Tiger just rolled something
Two
Alright
Um
I don't know why you didn't get it
I don't
I
Well, if I send it again
then everyone's gonna have to
No, I like the two and two
Well, yeah
I can
fix that
Oh, I just
I think I just sent it out again
Okay
You did
Rolling
Did not go well
So it should be two and
two and three then
Oh, God
Oh
What's happening?
Oh, no
What?
It just keeps getting worse
What if I hit it again?
Oh
Alright
Two and three
That sounds
fair enough, I guess
Okay
This is
This is too exciting
Exciting
Alright
You guys are
Alright
You've dropped out of hyperspace
Um
You left the space cases
And
You
You pull up
Um
Right where the coordinates are
You don't immediately
See anything
Just yet
Um
It's just kind of
Empty space
Everything
Seems quiet
Uh
But it's kind of
It's kind of eerie
Um
You know
Cause you're kind of
Looking around
And you're like
There should be something here
And there's not
Anything here yet
Hmm
Are you sure
This is the right place
Uh
This is
Where
It was supposed
To be
Where the hell
Is everyone
What time
Was it supposed to be
Uh oh
Oh no
Uh oh
Uh
Please hold
This is
Please hold
For the admirable
Uh
The admirable
Admiral
Is that his first or last name
It's
It's a
It's a title
Um
The admirable
Admiral
Yes
I'm already on the phone
That's
It's ringing
Waiting for the admiral
Uh
Oh
Hello
This is
This is the admiral
Hmm
Is it the admiral
Admiral
What
Listen
My
Secretary
This is
Has a lisp
I prefer you
Not mock it
Can she hear this
Or he hear this
I don't know
She shouldn't be listening
Now
Are
Are you
The people that are
Supposed to be
That
Venlana is sending
This is
Sergeant Turbo
Tell them we're here to help
We're here to help
Great
That would be great
Uh
Mac
Are you listening
Uh
Yeah
I assumed it was going to the comms
Okay
Uh
The
The voice sounds
Oddly
Familiar to you
But you can't
Quite
Place
The voice
But it does sound
Familiar
Is that my old
Gardner
What's your name
Is your name
Jose
You can address me as
Admiral
By my title
Admiral what
Now listen
We don't have
We don't have a lot of time
For this
Now
We are setting up
An ambush
We're setting up a trap
We know
We know that the
Rodarian chain is going to be here
And we have something that they want
So we are going to set up a trap
And wait for them to spring
And then we're going to surround them
And make our play
What do we have that they want?
And as he says that
He sends over to your screen
Some coordinates for you to
Like where the trap is going to be
Alright
How do you
Token vision
On this scene
Yeah
I put the calm down
Mac
Yeah
Oh maybe you guys just aren't in this
What
You still can't see it
What
No
What do we have
That they need?
Uh
You know
Good pair of helping hands
Friendship
I don't think that
I
I thought we were coming for
I don't think either of those are it
I thought we were coming for support
No
Someone has something that they need
I think they have the thing
They have the thing
We don't have anything
Any ideas as to
What it is
So you guys still can't
Can't see it
No
It's our moxie
Also
Uh
Don't we have royale
Does that make us the trap?
No
Are we in danger?
Oh hold on
Hold on
I'm sorry
Are we the only part?
You guys are going crazy
There's a perfectly good explanation
Uh
No uh
We
We have the trap
It
It is set already
Uh
So you can
You can
Stop your
Your speculation
Uh
It's
Not
You
Yet
What
Yet
What
Are we
The honeypot?
We're the honeypot
Aren't we?
Oh
Okay
Alright
Now you guys should be able to see it
Oh
Wow
It's very spacious out here
Alright
Uh
I
I can't see anything
But I think
I think that's all Ryan's
Right here
I think I'm having issues
I'm gonna restart real quick
My computer
I'll be right back
But
I mean there's nothing to see
Other than a star field
That's fine
Continue on
I'm just
Everything's slow on my computer
Right now
So
And he goes
Um
Yes
We have the
Yes we have the
It's set in the middle
And he
He sent
Like I said
He sent you the coordinates
Where the
The trap is
Uh
If you look here
You'll be able to see it
Um
And is that
Is that what we're seeing?
No
You're not seeing anything yet
I guess
I'm trying to prompt you
How would you see it?
Are you gonna
Are you gonna fly your ship
Right up next to it?
Are you gonna try to look on
Like your scanners?
Are you gonna take out
Your hunting goggles?
Perception
Like
Roll
Perception
Boy
Is this
Is this your guys'
First time
Uh
Realis
I says to you
First time what?
So I didn't see you
Is that successful?
No
I didn't
I don't perceive anything
But
Two advantages
Oh man
My windshield's all
Fucking clouded
Alright
Uh
So
So you
Um
The
The alert comes in
It shows you
The uh
The coordinates
Um
A little screen
Pops up
From your dashboard
Uh
And it does show you
A picture of
You know
From your scanners
Of the
Um
Oh
I'm gonna have to
Restart
Uh oh
He's pissed
Something like that
P.S.
So
It does show
A picture of the
The craft
That seems to be
In
The
Trap zone
It's a good band name
Yeah
Should we go like
To right outside
The trap zone
Oh you can't
Okay you can't
I have to move you
Inside here
I don't
Yeah I can't
Alright
Is that a car?
Oh
Is that a space
Winnebago?
Uh
It's
It is a
It's a craft
Uh
It
It resembles
A bit
Of a
Um
Let's see
Can I
Show this
That's an
A team?
Uh
It's
It's a van
Uh
And it's
Spray painted
With some
Racing stripes
On the side
Oh that's right
Yeah
Um
And it's
Just kind of
Floating out there
In space
So that's the trap
Then
Yes they're gonna
Want that
Once they see that
They are gonna
Spring
They want the van?
Uh
They
I want it
I want it now
Uh
Well they want
What's inside
The van
What's inside
The van?
Let's go see
I
Yeah
Let's go
Explore this van
I start getting over there
I
I wouldn't
I wouldn't do that
And then
Uh
You hang up
And you do fly
Um
Oh
It might be a bomb
You fly
You fly right up
Next to
The uh
The van
Uh
Close enough
That you can see
In the windows
And
Um
All
All you can see
Is
Uh
Through the window
A blue hominin
Uh
Inside
A what?
He's in
Uh
Um
A blue
Hominoid
Um
Cause I think a hominin
Is like
Where a word's like
The same
Sounds the same
Do you mean
Humanoid?
Well I mean
No
Hominin is a word
But I don't know
The difference between
That and humanoid
So
Um
Yes it's
It's a humanoid
Um
In the driver's seat
Uh
Driving the van
Uh
He
He's
Both hands on the wheel
Um
Looking a little tense
I wave
Are you sure?
Yeah I want to wave to him too
I
It's all
In the cockpit
Your blinker's been on
For about a mile
Uh
He goes to roll down the window
Um
It's been on for a bar sec
He goes
He goes to roll down the window
Um
But
Um
Instead of rolling down the window
Like the window doesn't come down
Just like the shade
So you can see
Better inside
It was kind of like
Tinted
Uh
And
You see
It's an
Ortolan
Um
Person
And
Let's see
And all you can see
So you see
Oh my god
It's
Bep Bebo
And you see that
It
You see
You see an Ortolan
With a
Um
A huge
Gnarly
Scraw
Scar
Across the top of his head
Wow
That
That is not
Wow
It's not the bad
Bebo we left
Wow
You guys know this guy
Uh
Kind of
Also
What did he like to be called
Was it Godzilla
No it was Frankenstein
Frankenstein
Can I yell
Can I try to reach him
I'm sure he remembers us fondly
We were very cool with him
Uh
Did
Also
Did we cut off his arm
I don't remember
Did we do that
You cut off his arm
No
I'm asking if we did
I'm sure we didn't do that
I'm sure that wasn't us
Or did we
Cause the scar on his face
Uh
How many arms do these people normally have
Four
No just two
Listen
If there's any scarring
If we left any scarring on him
It's definitely emotional
Oh yeah
No
No doubt about that
But I did also
Tell him not to smoke
That's very good of you man
That's
See
This is what I'm telling you
You could be such a great parental figure
Okay
No
Um
Do we have
Yes please
Please cut us off
So
Uh
You can try calling him
Holy shit
That guy's buff
Sorry my computer
Disloaded
Yeah
I try
Calling him
I'm just
Keeping my eyes on him
I don't have the sound effect
He
Yeah
You don't have
Um
You hear it
You hear it on hook
Bebo
Wait
Bed Bebo
Yeah it's Bed Bebo
No
Way
Who's this
This is Sarn
Sarn
Turbo
The
Twi'lek
Yes
Fuck you
He hangs up
Let me try
I try calling him now
Wait the guy does have a metal arm
What happened to it
Uh
I don't think we caused that
Think
We did
Let me try
Can I
I start ringing
Can I ring him
I don't know
Uh
Ring ring
Who the fuck is this
Uh
Yes this is Chris Macklin
Is this that fucking
Fucking Sarn
No no no no
Whatever that twilight is
No no no
That guy
He just
He got a hold of my phone
He thought he recognized you from somewhere
No this is Chris Macklin
Um
Chris Macklin
Yeah yeah
Chris
Christopher Macklin
Um
Now who the fuck is that
Uh
There's
That's no
I'm a nobody
I'm just a
You know
Hungable
Why are you calling me
Uh
Cause uh
We're just trying to figure out what you're doing out here man
You got a nice vehicle
How you doing
Listen I was just told by
Some pretty bad dudes
That this is where I need to wait
So
I'm waiting here
What bad dudes were those
Listen
They look like they
They look like they were with the
Design Consortium
Oh we know those guys pretty well
They're pretty bad
Yeah well I owe them some money
So
You know
It was either this
How much do you owe them
Or uh
Let's not talk specifics
You know buddy
Fair enough
Well uh
Listen you're just hanging out here
Do you need help
Or anything at all
Uh
You know
I'll keep that Sarn character in the back
He's just an employee of mine
He got a hold of the controllers
You know
He's
Kind of a
Kind of a weird guy
Sorry I don't mean it
No I'm just uh
Just waiting here
Just waiting like
Like they told me
They said
You know
Shit might hit the fan
So
You know
I've got all my
All my
Weapons loaded
What weapons are those?
Don't you
See these
Bad boys
On my
Fucking van
I love your van
I mean
You're in that
YT-1300
Huh
Yeah yeah
It's a wrist bucket
But you know
I love it
You know
These old vehicles
You just can't buy
You can't make them
They don't make them
Like they used to
No
I like Pontiacs
Sorry that was
Two characters
Combining into one
If by character
You just mean me
Well that was
Well yeah
It's a fine vehicle
Fine vehicle
You know
It's very fine
Say
You can robot arm
That's badass
Yeah well
I lost my other arm
So
I mean
How do you lose it?
How'd you lose it?
Bobenz is just like
Kind of like
Over his shoulder
Like hey
Yelling into the
This is my
This is my partner
Her name's
Oprah
Oprah Cunningham
Shut up
We gotta
He doesn't know me
I don't know him
You can use my real name
Alright
My name's Bobenz
Did you
Did you want to
Restart or something?
We can hold on
For a second
For what?
He said that he's
Having some problems
With it freezing
Oh
He's blinking now
But I don't know
How do we zoom
Out
Uh
Your scroll wheel
Should do it
Or your
Touchpad
She's using a computer
God
That Bebo
Is just
Ripped
I wanna be his
Oh my god
Is this what he
Was like before?
No
And you got his
Bullied
You bullied
This guy?
No no
This guy
I
Can he
Can you have him
Offer me a cigarette
Cause god damn it
I will take a cigarette
From this guy
I wanna take one
From him so badly
Oh man
Let's see
What is
What is Andy doing?
Oh he's sending me a text
What?
I'm not sending you a text
Oh
I asked if you wanted to restart
I don't know if you're restarting
I was taking a pause
So we didn't get too far ahead
If you're having discord troubles
Right
But like
Discord
Our discord isn't even open now
But it's fine
So
How's discord even open
If you're talking?
Right
That
Is
What
Streaky
What?
Huh?
Okay
Excuse me
Okay
What did
Sarn miss?
Uh
No
Just a lot of bickering
That's
He's very right
Sounds about right
Yeah
He's very right
Uh
Me and uh
Me and this guy
Are becoming fast friends
Uh
Debatable
You
Do you not think
He's gonna realize you?
I mean
I'll cross that bridge
When I get there
Yeah
He remembered me
I'm also the lord of
Deception
So
We're gonna have to
Roll that roll
When we get there
Yeah
I guess so far
You haven't really
Wait
Also
Quick question
In character
Out of character
If he's the trap
Yes
Okay
If he's the trap
Why are we
By him
Now
Uh
He's an old
Friend of ours
Eh
Trends
Loose
Loose terminology
Here
It's funny you mention that
Because as you say that
Oh no
As you say that
You start to see
The uh
The Rodarian armada
Just start to come into view
They have armada?
Yes
This is gonna
This
This is an ambush
Nobody expects the Rodarian
Armada
The Rodarian
Armada
Um
They start to
Oh man
They're slowly
Showing up
On
Onto the scene
Um
Looking
You know
Getting closer and closer
To
Um
The
Bait
And since you're right next to the bait
Um
You as well
Hey uh
Abby will you see this in front of us?
Do we
Sorry
Do we have to be
Sorry
Contact the Admiral
Ring ring
Hello
Admiral
That's
Hello
Please hold
For the admirable admiral
And uh
She
She patches you through
Admiral here
Oh my god
What do we do?
What?
Oh I
I tried to stop you from going in there
You're right in the trap zone
I don't think you did
Yep
You guys zoomed off
I was
Just trying to tell you
Do not go to the trap zone
Um
But
You really
Really
Really liked that van
Did you
Have you seen this van?
Honestly
Anyway
Help us
Whoever decided to make it a van
Was
Thought we wouldn't be interested by it
Is foolish
Bring the trap
Now
Alright
Uh
Alright
I think maybe
It's about time
Uh
As you say that
As he says that
Uh
He
He disconnects
Uh
And you start to see the
Consortium
Um
Flotilla
Come into view
Uh oh
Uh
Moments
What do you think of being in the thick of it now?
Uh
You know
Is there any
Um
You know
I fixed that hyperdrive
We could just like
Ski down out of here real quick
That's not a bad idea
But what about our old friend?
I don't know this guy
He's a friend
I just know he's really
He's not my friend
He's a good dude
I trust him with my grandmother
He hung up on me
He did hang up on you
Because you kicked him in the balls
When we saw him last
Can I just get like
A short version
Of what happened?
Oh god
I don't remember
Uh
Something about Frankenstein
He was a part of the crew
For like a little bit
He might be the first person
We ever hostaged
Oh god
Remember that Sarn
So long ago
He might
I think he was
Um
Something about
I didn't have a mustache back then
Or a vester
It was crazy
We didn't have the ship
We were so much
We were just young tykes
Just trying to strike out
That was before I killed
The first butt raid
Exactly
You know what?
I changed my mind
I don't want to know anything
Uh
But we gotta get out of here
We are right in the thick of it
It's like two parents
Recollecting about a baby
They took care of
Oh god
I was calling
Hello
Yeah
It's the admiral
The admiral
Admiral
Yes
Admiral
You can just call me the admiral
From now on
That's what I prefer
Alright
Do I have your name?
No
At least
We don't have time for that
So here
The plan
We know
Via some intelligence
From your hostage
That
Well
Yes
Go ahead
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to catch you
Wait you're talking to our hostage?
Well no
She talked to
Ben Lana
Oh
It was
Eddie Murphy-esque
Oh
We got time for this
But you can't tell me your name
Okay
Listen
Listen bud
You're starting to get on my nerves
And uh
You know
I
Sounds about right
Uh
So
We know
That
With this
This bait
That in that ship
Right there
He points over to
Uh
This ship
The big one
Um
The butt radar
Is gonna be in there
The butt radar
Big boss wants
Wants the butt radar
Alive
He's in that Winnebago
No
That's
Bed Bebo
Oh
Sorry
I got confused
The Bed Bebo
Uh
Yes
Son of
Bob Bebo
And
Well
That's where I know the name from
Okay
This
I don't have time for this either
But anyway
The
I know you're so frustrated
Tiger
But uh
You're taking it
You're taking it in very good spirits
I'm actually
No I'm actually not frustrated
It's just the voice I'm trying to do for the Admiral
Uh
Well
Which is frustrated
Which uh
Yep
So
Uh yes
The
The butt radar is gonna be in that ship
Uh
We need the butt radar alive
That's what you're for
And uh
He
He disconnects again
He just hung up on you
See
Why do people keep hung and hang up on you
It's like the third time in like five minutes
That someone hung up on you
You know what
Nobody says goodbye anymore
No
This is very rude
I don't enjoy it
So I don't understand the plan
Is the plan that we're supposed to
Take
The butt radar alive
We gotta get on that
That boo boo
Wait yeah
Do we wanna keep him alive?
Do we wanna keep the butt radar alive?
That's what they said
Keep him alive
I mean just
We just need to take that medallion off
For our good friend Rael
What?
Rael is not the butt radar though
Didn't she wanna become the butt radar?
Well I mean that would be great
If you guys could do that for me
I've
All I've been doing is
Really just a medallion?
What are you doing up in the pocket?
Who let you out?
Well I hear you not cleaning the guts out of the hybrid
I don't see a beer with that sandwich
I already fed you
And washed your clothes
If I could find your whiskey
I'd bring you that too
But there's so many
You're doing great
My boots are a little wet
You took them out of the dryer
We are in the middle of an ambush
Yeah you guys are in an ambush
Please
Somehow we
Got ambushed by our own ambushed
It's cause we ran into an old friend
I don't know if he's a friend
Can I try
Halen Bebo again?
You can try
Alright
You can try
Rain
Bebo
Turbo
Hey
You wanna join forces
And go get the butt radar?
What?
I really don't wanna talk to you dude
But like come on
No
Let me make up for it
What do you mean make up for it?
I don't know
I assume I did you wrong
Are you gonna grow
Are you gonna grow me another arm?
I didn't cut off your arm
Well you tried to shoot me in the leg
And uh
You hit me in the arm
Uh
Nasty infection
Ex post facto
Arms gone
So
You've got a cool robot arm
I've got a cool robot toe
Like
We're
Kindred spirits
Come on
I gotta tell ya
Don't really wanna talk to you
Okay
However
How can I convince you?
There are
Quite a few ships approaching
That uh
I should have expected
But did not
Yeah
You were the trap
Well
I didn't get a lot of information
Let's just say I made
Clearly
Bad business investments
And uh
I'm into it big with these guys
The consortium
So
Okay then
Then join us
To get the
The butt radar
And
Whoa
Hold on a second
Everything will be cleared
The butt radar is involved with this
This is like my worst nightmare right now bud
This is
This is some really sick shit
You
You could be with me
What?
You can be with me
To take on the butt radar
To clear your name
With the
The consortium
I got some pull with them
Uh
And
Uh
As this
As this happens
Uh
A flyby happens
Of
Um
Both your ships
Uh
Around with
Uh
Let's see
I don't remember what these are called
Star
Oh star vipers
They look like
Uh
Radarian star vipers
Um
They sort of buzz around
Both of your cars
Or your
Uh
Your ships
And
And buzz back
Uh oh
Sorry what do we do
Oh
We gotta go towards
The big ship
Okay
Uh
This is a bit
Early for a break
But um
I think it's probably
A good time for a break
Yeah
Oh god
This is not good
Oh
What the hell was that noise
That was me sipping that whiskey
I made way too strong
I made a whiskey and coke
And it's mostly a whiskey
Oh you're gonna need it
Where you're going
Oh
He's so buff
This is the sweet little
Bebo from before
With his cat
I guess so
He's so mean now
How many years has it been
Between those
Between then and now
Uh
Not
It's unclear
But it's at least
It's at least a cat's age
Uh
Cause the cat is dead
Spoiler
Oh
Of old age
Oh
Oh I thought
I thought we killed the cat
Oh god
You threatened to
Or tried
Many times
Oh
Or tried to use it as a bait
Or something
You did try to use it as a weapon
What was the cat's name?
Winston?
Wallace
What?
You remember Wallace?
I remember Wallace
You don't remember
How I lost my toe
But you remember Wallace
I remember also
You claimed your name
Was also Wallace
At one point
Yeah that was pretty funny
It was very confusing
Yeah you do this a lot
Where you just take
Someone else's name
Oh
And you don't give
What?
No
Mac doesn't
Mac doesn't take
Other people's names
He just gives
False ones
Yeah
That are
Uh oh
Great picture frozen
Tiger look at this
Oh
Oh yeah
Please don't
Oh no
I didn't get a picture
It was so close
Alright
This is gonna be
Interesting
He says with a
Mischievous glint
In his eyes
I have no idea
What to do
I might just
Does this ship
Have guns?
Yeah
Or any sort of
Armor
Does it have shielding?
Yeah
Are you sure?
Uh
The ship
You guys didn't seem to
You guys didn't
Well
I mean
A little bit
You didn't even seem to know
That there was an oven
Or a washing machine
We never had to use those
Those are
Closed dryers
Hmm
I'm suddenly
Much more concerned
About this trip
Than I was earlier
I wish we could go
Back to space
I'll wait for that
Bobenz
Alright
Uh
As you say that
Um
The
Uh
The screen
On your dashboard
Pops up again
Um
Which catches you off guard
Because you didn't know
There was a screen
In your dashboard
And it's already
Popped up twice
And
On this
On this dashboard
Um
You see a picture
Of
Ordinary
And
Says
Oh
So we meet again
Who the hell are you
You know
Damn
You know
Damn well
Who I am
I'm
The
Butt
Radar
How did you get that scar
What
Did I give it to you
Are you guys looking at the wrong picture
I
No
It's a picture of the butt radar
No we
Yeah he's got a scar
Or she's got a scar
Oh okay
Alright I didn't see it
Do you always
Sorry do you always ask
Like the most personal questions
When we meet somebody
In a long time
Why are you so disfigured
How did you lose that arm
Is that a tumor
Andy
This is questions Andy wants to ask
What he needs to be
Alright
Shut the fuck
Shut up
It's just impossible
I
Caused her to lose an arm
I'm a pirate
Shit happens to me
And I do shit
That's what pirates do
Okay
Everyone sheds
Yes
Alright
Well now your ass is mine
And she hangs up
Does it get
Matted in your fur
I'm a pirate
Yeah well I'm the fucking smug lord
I'm all
I'm all pumped up
I'm an assassin
Is that it
Bo Benz is a parking meter
Attendant
Shut up
We lose in our jobs here
What the fuck
Port authority
And in fact
She goes to the washing machine
Or dryer
And pulls out her old vest
As this port authority
Slaps it on
Port authority
And I'm shutting this down
Alright
Pop on the collar
Pop on the collars
We're popping collars
Alright
I gotta be honest
She was really scary
Have we
Um
Like the Millennium Falcon
Has the two
The two guns
On both sides of the ship
Yeah
Is that like a
Thing that's on the
White
White T300
So um
We don't know
Okay
I'm trying to think
How we might do this
In character
Um
But I guess
Out of character
Yes
You do have
You have guns on the top
And the bottom
Okay
Um
Or
Maybe it's just the bottom
I think it's just the bottom
You have one turret
I don't know if it's top
Or bottom
But who really knows
In space
The top is the bottom
In space
Brilliant observation
Thanks
I guess
Alright
Uh
So you do have
You do have one turret
Um
You actually
Is it operational
You actually have
Four stations
In
Edge of the Empire
For
Uh
Characters
Um
Or specifically in this
In this ship
Uh
We'll bring up
Um
I believe you guys
Should be able to see
The Kahuna wave
In your navigation
At any time
So
I think we might be
Jumping back and forth
Between ambush
And Kahuna wave
Um
I'll go ahead
Okay
The ambush
Is in navigation
So I think
It'll always be
In your bar
At the top
Um
So
I only have
Lobby
You only have
Lobby
You don't have
Ambush
I have
I don't have
Ambush
Uh
Let me
See if I can
Oh here
Maybe I have
All players
Hack it
Oh yeah
Now we can see
Ambush
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Alright
Okay
Cool
Sarn
Immediately
Runs for
The turret
Okay
Before
At the bottom
Before asking anyone
Uh
Sarn
Runs into the turret
Um
It's in the center
At
Where do you guys want
You want it on the bottom
Or you want it on the top
I think the bottom
Sounds cooler
But
If you guys want
To say it's at the top
That'd be cool
That's fine
Say about
Yeah
Top would make
Like more
Logistical sense
Bowbands
Right
Strap yourselves in
Okay
So you have
Three positions here
Obviously
Um
Sarn
Is at the gun
Uh
He's underneath
Uh
Kind of like the
Millennium Falcon
Now you see
The little
Um
Hans
Han Solo
Uh
And
Mac is
You know
Clearly at the cockpit
Um
That kind of leaves
Um
Bobbins
You are in the
Engineering position
Which is kind of
In the three different
Positions that
Are in the other
Pictures
Um
There's
You know
Different
Parts of the ship
Where
You
And
Probably
With the help
Of
Um
Rx
Slash Roomba
Roomba Rx
That uh
I don't
Roombax
Yeah did you put that together?
Uh
Not yet
Okay
Um
Flashback
I guess
You would
You might
I mean we could do a
Flashback right now
If you wanted to
Um
Cause you would have
Had time
After you went
To space cases
But before you
Showed up in the ambush
Sure
Yeah
Flashback
Uh
What were you doing
For 12 hours?
I'll be
About two hours
It was ten
Well it was two hours
That I got the parts
Fair
Uh
Yeah so I imagine
She just like sat
In like one of the back rooms
And kind of like
Tinkered together
Uh
Rx
And I kind of
Imagine him like
Just like with a head
On top of this like
Little Roomba body
And I think she maybe
Gave him some
Little pinchers
Oh god
Just to be handy
Oh god
I'm
What
What has happened
To me
It hurts
Well there's good news
And bad news
The good news is
Is that you're not
Dead
The bad news is
You're a vacuum
You can't vacuum
I gave you
Little pinchy claws
Oh my god
These are non-lethal
No but they really hurt
If you pinch someone
You're like that robot
In that Rick and Morty episode
Oh god
Butter
Butter robot
Oh my
Listen if you
If you behave
And you
You do well
Um I'll
Maybe I'll strap a knife
To your like
Neck
I
Or head
Or something
I saw what you did
In the engine room
I was pretty scary
It was
Some of the best times
Of my life
Do you have those memories
I try to keep them
Um
Barely
I just remember the blood
Oh god
So much blood
Well
Oh alright
Well you know
Just replay that a few times
And now
I am
A vacuum
With pinching
With
Abilities
Right
I mean
That really sucks
Haha
Sorry
Did you hear what I said
Does he still have the
The tactical
Part
I am a
Tactical
Droid
Yeah
And
Your body
Was mostly destroyed
In that fight
So I mean
You know
Now you
Or maybe when I took you apart
I don't know
Uh but
Now you're
Now you're whole again
And
And you can
Move around the ship
And you're not just
Stuck into the
Into the ship
Like a
Like a pimple
I will try to see this
You're free little people
As an improvement
And he starts
He starts zooming around
Bouncing into the walls
Trying to figure out
Ah that's the spirit
We got a
Roomba
And like a
Like a
Whatever Royale's doing for us
Our intern
They're just
Things are turning around for us
Too bad we got ambushed
By our
Immortal enemy
And
Possibly somebody
Who
Who might have wronged
I don't think so
Life lessons
Okay
Yeah bad people
Learned life lessons
From us
Hard life lessons
But life lessons
Nonetheless
Otherwise
He would just be
Playing space piano
For something
I wonder what happened
To his cat
Alright
Are we back out
Of the flashback
No
We're out of the flashback
I think
At this point
You guys are
Backing the shit
And
I guess
I don't remember
Why we went
That flashback
What our accident
Because I'm going
In one of the
Engineering positions
And I've got
Roombax with me
Okay
Roombax
Okay
That's right
Alright
Now
What
Okay
A squadron
Of
These
These vipers
They come down
On you
and start to attack.
Um, let's...
Fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire.
Evasive actions.
Shoot.
Murder.
How do I turn left?
I need to fear slightly.
The opposite of right.
I need to fear slightly to the left.
I need to list
lacedly to the left.
The NPC.
I need to...
Turn that off.
There it goes.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
I'm gonna turn this.
I have to turn off.
Boo-erns.
Are they saying
boo or
boo-erns?
I was saying
boo-erns.
Oh, heck.
Uh...
All right.
I'm adding you to...
All right.
Oops.
I'm gonna roll
initiatives for everyone.
I don't see anything.
thing just...
Everything went blank for me.
Oh, there it goes.
What about it?
Oops.
Sorry.
Wait.
I only see Star Viper.
And
Kabuna Wave.
All right.
I have to do this manually.
I don't know why.
Don't worry.
I got my bag of dice.
It says round one.
Yeah, it just says round one, but...
Are these...
No, you're getting round one.
Does it show that we're rolling next to it?
No.
I can
peanut butter away, though.
Yeah, I don't know why it's not on me.
Maybe
because these are vehicles?
I don't really know how that's supposed to work.
All right.
Let's just fucking wing it.
All right.
The Star Viper comes up on you
and
he starts blasting on you.
I'm just gonna say that he got to go first
because you guys were
you guys were dawdling.
And...
Us?
No.
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
That doesn't count.
You fell off the table.
I mean, I don't think we have to go that many.
but I guess...
Ah!
The weapons.
Bless you.
Okay, he's gonna shoot at you
with the quad arm mounts
and light lasers.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, it sounds so scary.
Do we have anything like that?
And Boban just starts, like,
going through a
user manual for the ship.
Where the hell did you get that?
It was just stuck in here.
Has that been here the entire time?
Yeah, I was holding up
one of these table legs.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Our flutter boom dinner's gonna...
Roll in knowledge.
I guess it would be...
There's, like, a book learning knowledge.
I don't know.
Who?
Education?
Yeah.
That would be Bob.
More fair?
All right.
Did you see me?
I did.
Yes.
Okay.
Two successes, one threat.
Yes.
Well, according to...
According to the manual, anyway,
you should have
medium laser cannons.
And you...
And from the manual,
you can...
You know how to tell...
What's his name?
Sarn.
What's her name?
Sarn, how to use that.
Their name?
Sarn's name.
Yes.
Sarn, I just had a look
at the manual.
Apparently, do you see...
We have one of those?
Yeah.
Are you sitting in that, uh...
In that little cockpit thing?
That little mini cockpit there?
Yeah.
It shoots lasers?
Yeah.
You got two buttons?
Like, a little jig...
You know, and there's, like,
buttons on top?
Yeah.
What's the left one do?
It fires.
What's the right one do?
Also fires.
Oh.
I think one aims.
Good.
Yeah, this doesn't...
These don't...
These don't work at all,
so we are gonna...
Um...
Rolling at this, so...
Um...
These are small.
You guys have the same silhouette.
So...
You guys are about the same size,
basically.
So the...
Difficulty is bad.
You don't have the ability...
Like, uh...
The dice...
No, it doesn't...
It doesn't show up.
So...
I have to roll...
Two...
So it's gonna be two difficulty...
I guess...
Two...
I guess it would have to be on...
Okay.
Do you want to run like a...
Did you say the dice is not working?
The dice roller?
No, I...
It's just...
I...
I haven't done this before, so...
I wasn't really sure how it worked.
But I think maybe I have to add...
Okay, so I added the crew...
And now I can...
Okay, I'm gonna have to add you guys as crew to the...
Uh...
The crew now.
We haven't been crew this whole time?
I mean, Rial just figured out the whole estate planning thing...
So I think we're officially crewed.
But we were owners.
You...
You found it.
Right?
You scavenged it?
Yeah.
It's legit...
It's...
Delvage.
I believe you.
I still can't.
Roll it.
All right.
You don't know if it is yet.
That's still some legal filing you're gonna have to do.
We're gonna have to get a notary on this.
Where's my lawyer?
I'm...
Uh...
Currently in the...
In the shock seats.
For now.
Right.
All right.
So they shoot at you.
You hear...
You hear the...
You hear the lasers.
Uh...
They...
They kind of bounce off...
Off you.
But, uh...
Do not hit you.
Mom!
That's a good dodge in there.
What's Babel doing?
Um...
He's just kind of in a holding pattern.
Can I shoot back?
Yeah.
Do it.
I want to shoot back.
Okay.
That's gunnery, right?
Um...
Yeah.
It's gonna be gunnery.
Uh...
Difficulty?
Uh...
It's gonna be...
Since you got...
It's gonna be average.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Two successes.
And on the guns.
The guns are six damage.
Against...
Two...
All right.
Uh...
You do see it...
Uh...
Take some damage.
Um...
It's still...
It's still flying around.
So, it...
You know...
It zooms...
It zooms past.
Um...
Just kind of...
Kind of waving around.
Uh...
And...
Turns back around...
Um...
Like...
Around you.
Um...
Now what?
Matt, try to line me up for a shot.
I'm pretty good at this.
All right.
What do I roll for that?
Lining up a shot.
Uh...
Piloting space.
Um...
I'll say...
I'll say if you succeed,
then you can have a...
Failed.
What the hell?
You do have an advantage.
You...
You have one job.
I'm not sure what you would do with the advantage.
Uh...
The advantage is, uh...
That I don't get shot.
We...
Don't get shot.
Well, you know...
It's not just about you anymore, Matt.
No, no.
I know.
I just meant, like, the royal me.
That...
I don't...
I don't think that's a thing.
I don't know what the royal me is.
It means if I get shot, we all get shot.
That's weird.
All right, then.
Just start shooting.
I don't...
I don't like...
Get blasted.
All right.
You start to hear...
You...
You hear...
You hear some blasting.
You hear some blasting as well towards the...
Um...
Uh...
This...
This viper.
What is it called?
The star viper.
Uh...
But also...
Uh...
They miss.
You...
You see...
And it zooms past you...
Uh...
The van.
Um...
The van's name is...
Uh...
The azul fantel.
You can see it painted on the side.
Hey, Matt.
Yes?
You seem to have some kind of rapport with Babi...
Babi Bo.
Can you...
See if he...
Will help us in this fight?
Hey, Bab.
It's Bebo.
Bebo, listen.
Uh...
We need your help against the butt.
Yeah, me too.
All right.
You think we can team up?
Uh...
Right now, I'm just worried about...
Uh...
Getting this thing off of my bag.
And I guess your bag.
Because it's after both our bags.
All right.
Right, right, right, right.
Um...
You lead it away.
I'll blast it.
Well, we'll blast it.
The Royal We.
Okay.
Uh...
The Royal Me will blast it.
He zooms...
He zooms past...
Let's see.
Thank God for Christopher Macklin.
Christopher Macklin.
All right.
He...
He succeeds.
Uh...
And he zooms past...
Past you and the Star Viper.
And starts spinning away from it.
He buzzes the...
The Star Viper.
And it's starting to...
Lead him away.
Um...
But...
He...
It's threatening in that...
You know, he's...
He's continuing to get...
Shot at.
So...
Um...
Soren!
Can you blast for him?
Can you cover him?
Yeah, can you shoot...
I'll shoot at him.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are you eating?
Are you got something to eat down there?
Yeah.
I found this weird bottle of whiskey.
And you're eating it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I want you to pull the trigger.
Something's blocking it.
It's...
It's bottled.
Okay.
All right.
Well, are you going to shoot...
You going to shoot him?
Yeah.
Um...
No...
No boost or anything, right?
No boost.
All right.
Check succeeded.
Uh...
You have...
Let's see.
Six damage.
Um...
All right.
You do...
You do some damage.
You do hit it.
You hit it straight on.
Uh...
You're...
You're starting to see some of the damage.
You do crack, like, one of the wings.
Um...
But it's still...
It's still...
Coming along.
Uh...
That Bebo...
Let's see.
He's going to do a piloting space check...
To see if he can...
Get into range.
Uh...
No.
He...
He fails.
Uh...
But...
He puts you at an advantage...
For your next attack.
On him.
Oh, yeah.
Then I'm a fire.
Okay.
Gunnery...
Um...
Boost?
Yeah.
A boost.
Because of, uh...
The advantage.
That'd be a bonus, yeah.
Well...
Uh...
Oh...
Five successes.
Uh...
You crit this...
Oh, no.
I guess you have no idea.
It was not...
No, that new one crit.
But...
Five successes.
Okay.
That's enough damage.
This thing explodes out of the sky.
I got one!
It blowed up.
Woo!
Get too cocky, kid!
Okay.
But you are seeing...
Um...
You are...
Thank you.
You are seeing some wear on the Kahuna Wave.
Uh...
This ship has not shot anything in a while.
It's mostly just been flying around looking for parking.
So...
Uh...
There is some maintenance that you're starting to see.
Um...
You know, a bunch of smoke coming around.
Um...
There's sparks flying everywhere.
Um...
Bobbins, uh...
You need to leap into action on this.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go to start, uh...
Repairing, like, the most critical systems.
So, you know, life support.
You know, guns.
Well, you know, keeping us in space on time.
Uh...
Some of the other things you're gonna have to ignore at the moment.
And, uh...
Just hopping around from spot to spot.
Um...
Should I do, like, a...
Mechanics check?
Or...
Yeah, I think you could...
I think you'd do a mechanics check at this point.
Um...
I would say the...
The consequences are...
Uh...
Either a boost or disadvantage.
Based on how you do in this...
This mechanic.
So a fail would be a disadvantage.
Um...
A boost.
Triumph!
Uh...
I...
She's just like...
I'm so excited when I say that I'll fall.
I need to say bird.
She's just running from, like...
Say...
Section to section.
Just, like...
With, like, a little extinguisher.
Just, like...
Shh, shh.
Whacking things with a hammer.
Or a wrench.
Flipping switches.
Not 20.
Let's go.
Not 20.
Let's go.
Not 20.
Let's go.
She's really in her element.
Yeah.
Just...
Just going...
Just going ho-hog on this thing.
Um...
Keeping it...
You know...
Flying...
Keep Roombax following me.
It's ship shapeshade.
Oh, yeah.
Uh...
Yeah, I think...
I think...
Hey, what'd you call him?
Roombax?
Roombax, yes.
He is following you, holding the flashlight, and carrying various different parts.
I love it.
I imagine he has the little, like, toolbox.
Like, he's just holding it.
Like it?
He's dragging it behind him.
Yeah.
Grumbling the entire time.
I love it.
Aw.
Oh, I...
I hate this.
What?
It's just...
Also, I feel compelled to help.
You're doing a great job, buddy.
She's just running down the hallways.
Uh...
So...
Uh...
So...
It's just like the end scene in, uh...
Episode 7, where it's just like...
BB-8.
Uh...
BB...
BB-8 holds up the lighter.
Yeah.
All right.
Um...
So now...
Now you will get a...
A bonus...
Um...
For...
For your next...
Your next maneuver roll, whatever.
Uh...
Your...
Your little screen pops up again.
Uh...
In the cockpit, uh...
Again, you didn't know the screen was there, and it, uh...
It takes you off guard yet again.
And...
You see...
Um...
That Bebo...
It's just...
He just goes like this.
He's just...
Fucking rock and roll.
Yeah.
And then he...
He...
He pops off.
I don't know how he has control of your little screen, but he does.
Uh...
Apparently everybody does.
Everybody does.
It's just...
I don't know.
Is it like a tablet screen?
I just didn't know it was there.
Just like...
It's...
Yeah, it just pops up.
Yeah, it's like a...
Like a toaster.
Pops up.
Oh, I love it.
Shows you the thing.
And then...
Then...
It's just like...
When they hang up, it closes right away.
You have no control over it.
It's like...
Frank calls have never been better.
Yes, it's...
It's completely baffling to you.
Um...
Okay.
So I guess this will get it.
All right.
Yeah.
I kill him.
Uh...
But now...
Now you guys start to circle in...
In the middle.
Um...
You guys are kind of chasing each other.
It's almost like a...
Uh...
Like a mosh pit almost.
You guys are kind of...
Just circling each other.
Just kind of waiting in the trap zone.
And whooping around.
Yeah, you guys are whooping...
Whooping...
And keep talking.
Whooping...
Uh...
Is the...
Whooping...
Is the...
Uh...
The rest of the...
Uh...
Tortilla...
I mean the flotilla...
Are they...
Uh...
Doing anything?
Or are they just kind of watching?
You did that on purpose.
Yeah, I know.
I mean...
They're...
They're encroaching...
And they're watching...
And...
Uh...
You do see their guns like...
Like...
Um...
Pointed into the trap zone.
Um...
And they're starting...
They're starting to engage some of the bigger ships.
Uh...
As...
Um...
Like the...
Uh...
This ship in particular...
Uh...
Starts to move...
It's not really interested in the trap zone at this point.
It's coming out towards...
Um...
The big...
The big ship.
Uh...
Which you know from your guidance computer.
Um...
It's been linked in a little bit with the...
Uh...
The Tortilla.
And it's showing you some of the names of the ships on your side.
Um...
The big ship here is called the End of Days.
It's, uh...
A consortium freighter ship.
That's such an awesome name.
That is such a cool name.
And then...
What is the name?
The End of...
The End of Days.
End of Days.
That's where I bet you...
That's where the, uh...
Adorable Admiral is.
The toaster pops up again.
And you see the...
No, I'm just kidding.
You see the...
The Admiral.
I am not adorable.
Uh...
No, I am the Admiral.
Of the End of Days.
Respect me!
No, that is...
That doesn't...
That doesn't happen.
Uh...
Another...
Another one of the...
Uh...
The Star Vipers...
Uh...
Zoom in.
Um...
Trying to take you out.
Oh, shoot it!
Are we in a good position?
There is...
There is also a Star Viper from...
Um...
The good guys.
The consortium.
Uh...
Well, I don't know if we call them good.
Uh...
They're...
They're good...
Relatively?
They're...
They're not gonna destroy us.
Yes.
Probably not.
Yeah.
Not purposely.
Okay.
Hey.
Should we just...
Go try to get the butt radar on our ship?
Is...
Is she on that...
Or do you guys wanna keep fighting these things?
Is she on the really big ship or the one in red?
The really big ship.
They're all kind of red, but yes.
Oh, there's like one that's like dark.
Oh, wait.
That's the dead one, I think.
No.
Where you're...
No.
That one's still alive.
Uh...
It's just smaller.
Uh...
The dead one is up here.
It should...
It shows a skull for me.
I don't know if it does on your ship.
Oh.
Yes.
Yes, it does.
Okay.
Uh...
I mean...
They're kind of in the thick of it.
Mac, what do you think?
You think you can get us up there?
I can do my best.
I'm the captain.
Woo!
All right.
I see...
I am...
Shirtlet.
Repeat.
I'm...
I am the captain.
Oh, yeah.
I just imagine like the camera zooms out and I'm just piloting shirtless wearing the buster.
The buster.
Okay.
It's like a weird tank top.
All right.
So then go ahead and...
So you're going to do a space pilot and you're going to try to move away from the trap zone.
Yes, exactly.
I am moving away and rolling.
Yeah.
No.
What am I keeping failing for?
All right.
Check failed.
All right.
So you're...
But you didn't roll a boost.
So click on the dice and roll one blue die.
One light blue die.
It's the boost die.
And nothing else.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Hold on.
One more.
Back.
I guess it doesn't...
Okay.
So you do have an advantage.
No, that is canceled out.
Okay.
So you still do not make it.
You're still in the trap zone.
While you're trying...
Yeah.
While you were trying to make your way, this...
I guess I'll need another pilot.
Okay.
The Radarion pilot is going to...
As you start flying away, it's going to tail you and give...
Shoot.
Guys.
One success.
Buckle up.
And...
Oh, I know the song.
Oh, my God.
I just realized it.
All right.
So it's five damage plus eight.
So you have five damage on your hull here.
Okay.
Do we know how much damage we can take?
The Kahuna wave has 22 altogether.
Oh, so we're down to 17.
Yeah, except we should be counting up.
So...
Because that's how it works in this.
So, yes.
You're five.
You have 17 left.
So five out of 22.
Five out of 22.
Okay.
Danger zone.
Okay.
Now...
Um...
The Azul Fontel was following you.
It was, you know, chased after the...
That's by Bebo's.
That Bebo's ship.
The van.
The van is...
The space van does follow.
So it's you, then the...
The Viper, then the space van.
And he's going to make a shot himself.
All right.
Uh, succeeded.
Oh, that...
That robotic arm is great.
Can your toe do anything?
It flicks every once in a while.
Use your toe to fire the trigger.
It's just something fierce.
I got...
I got fingers for that.
Yeah, but the robotic arm is doing pretty good.
It's a whole arm.
I just got, like, two toes.
So the solution is to take more.
All right.
Uh...
Take more toes?
No!
The, uh...
The Consortium Starfighter, or Star Viper, um...
Enters the trap zone.
Um...
He didn't...
He needed the maneuvers to get into the trap zone.
So, um...
He doesn't have a turn.
So it comes back up to the...
You guys mind if I fire?
Fire away!
Yeah, I guess...
Are you guys...
On your turn, you could have done something else, like, uh...
Piloting, or some kind of mechanical check.
Um...
Or fire.
I just wanted to throw that out there.
But firing is a perfectly good option as well.
So if you want to go ahead and try firing on Star Viper, go ahead and roll your gunnery.
Or...
Um...
Oh, Ben.
Your computer's pretty good, right?
Eh, fair enough.
Can you try to boost my, uh...
Lasers?
Yes.
Like an aim or something.
Is it possible?
Yeah.
Yeah, just...
I'll roll with it narratively if, uh...
You got a decent explanation.
Yeah, let me, uh...
Let me see.
Oh, there's a lot of updates to install here, guys.
You guys gotta do this more often.
Do you turn this down ever?
Turn what down?
Turn down for what?
Uh...
She got you.
Uh, so...
Just standard.
No!
Yeah, it's for standard.
Just standard?
All right.
I don't know if I'm actually good at computers, guys.
I'm not.
I know.
I mean, no, you are good at computers.
Just...
Uh, bad roll.
Suck that tower.
Yeah.
Uh...
The computers did not...
Did not help.
Uh...
If...
I'm just trying to think.
Should I give you an...
No, no.
I'm not going to.
Uh, the...
The...
The phase that...
The Azul Fantel...
Uh...
It's their turn now.
Uh...
You know, bad people.
In the way.
Uh...
Check failed.
Uh...
Five advantages, though.
Um...
The...
Three.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
Uh...
He does fire, but he's funneling him back towards...
Uh...
The other fighter.
Uh...
The Consortium fighter.
Uh...
Who's going to go ahead and...
Blast here.
My God.
A triumph?
Wow.
Uh...
Triumph.
Triumph, which is...
Triumph.
Uh...
Is a crit.
And the thing is blown out of the sky.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Screw you, bad people.
I want that guy.
Hey.
That's...
The Luke Skywalker.
We need.
Okay.
You guys are free.
He nailed that, Walker.
You guys are free for the moment.
You have a...
You have a maneuver.
Uh...
You're about halfway out of the trap zone towards, um...
The butt radar ship.
Um...
Let's...
Let's put it.
If you guys want to...
Let's put it.
Let's punch it.
Um...
There is a...
There is a big lever on the dashboard.
Um...
It's in a language you can't quite read.
Uh...
But it's the biggest lever.
So you assume that's the punch it lever.
Oh, God.
And let me guess.
I've never noticed this before.
No.
No, you've noticed it, but you've never quite had the confidence to use it.
Oh, yeah.
So I get out of my sheet.
I get out of my sheet.
I grip it real good.
No.
You've always...
You've always been sitting there, and you've always just, like, rubbed it and admired it,
and you're like, someday.
Someday, this is gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna flip you lever.
I'm gonna find out what you do.
It's like that switch in the house that you don't know what it turns on.
All right.
So I'm gonna push it as hard as I can.
Punch it, really.
But not punch it.
It's more like just, like, a real good hard...
All right.
You caress it so gently, but also stern at the same time.
Exactly.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Yeah, go ahead and roll that.
It would be a space pilot.
Unless there's something else you need to do more.
With mechanics?
I don't know.
I mean, maybe a mechanics.
I'd let you roll it if...
Coordination?
I mean, coercion?
I'm trying to force this thing forward?
I mean, I don't think any of those you're actually better at.
Like, you're probably best at space piloting.
Is coercion really forcing someone to do something?
I mean, it is forcing someone.
All right.
I don't know if it leverizes someone.
And hope that it gets...
For some reason, it gets better this time.
Do I put a boost or no?
Yeah, go ahead.
Thanks, Pops.
Thanks, God.
It didn't...
Yeah!
It didn't have a boost.
But...
The boost didn't have anything.
But, yes.
Yes, you punch it, and you sort of leave everyone in the dust, including Bed Bebo.
And you zoom right across the bow.
You can see my pointer, right?
Okay.
So you guys are coming up right along the side here this way.
And alongside of the ship, you can see written in a scrawl, kind of like spray paint.
It says Renegade's Blood.
And you zoom...
All these ships have amazing names.
They are...
You are now right underneath it.
Not as good as Kuno.
No, of course.
That's the best.
Damn, it's great.
But, at this point, the ship has noticed you.
And it is blasting down towards you.
We gotta make this fast, guys.
What are we doing?
I thought I was dropping you off.
Are we planting?
I don't know.
I thought our point was to zoom in as close as possible.
You guys...
We gotta get inside the ship.
I'm gonna...
Can we...
Is there like a...
Is there like a loading dock that I can blast myself into?
Like, can I...
Can I zoom past, like, their defenses and, like, see if there's, like, a garage door, like, they left open?
And, like, just kind of land in there real quick.
All right.
Like, in the first...
In the first 20 minutes of episode three?
You can't...
You can't quite see from where you're at.
You can't see under it.
You would have to get onto the ship on top of it to get a better look at where you might be able to slip into.
Okay, then.
That's what I want to do.
Okay.
Mac has just proposed to you guys saying that he needs to get outside of the ship onto the top of the ship in some kind of spacesuit to better...
Whoa.
What?
To better take a look at the ship and its access point.
That is a very bad move.
But I don't know of any other option we have.
Don't we have a robot?
Okay.
Yeah, we got a robux.
No, no, no.
The one that's a coat hanger.
She's talking.
No.
What?
Oh.
The loader.
The power loader.
She's talking about.
The power loader.
Yeah, isn't that...
No, just send...
Let's just send the roombacks out.
But my friend.
It is our new friend.
Yeah, you'll make another.
It's fine.
Literally, I made this one.
Okay, and then you'll make another.
No, I mean like I actually made him with my own hands.
No.
No, you didn't.
He already existed.
Well, I modified him.
Okay, you didn't make him, though.
Hold on.
Well, then I'm going to ask him.
Roombacks.
I'm Roombacks.
Yes, you are.
Would you be okay with...
And you can say no.
Going on top of the ship and just keeping an eye out and seeing if there's some place where
we can park.
And I can say no.
He is literally a robot.
You can say no.
Tell him what to do.
If you don't feel comfortable, you can say no.
But it would be a big help.
You mean it, though?
I can really say no?
You really can say no.
I don't have legs.
Yeah, but you do have little wheels.
I have wheels.
I don't...
I mean, I'm fine going out into the cold, harsh vacuum of space.
However, it does not seem handicapped accessible.
He's got you there.
Well, you just go on top of the ship.
We'll just put you up there.
You just roll around a little bit on top, and then you come back down.
God, I hate you meatbags.
I'll do it.
Aha!
Didn't even have to go horse him.
Oh, no.
I always forget you guys can roll things.
Please, go horse me.
Well, you weren't going to do it anyway, Bobbins.
If he didn't do it, I definitely was just going to stick him up there.
What is he going to do?
Pinch me?
He doesn't even have a knife yet.
If you do this, I'll get you a knife.
You will?
Yeah.
And something to stab?
Yeah, sure.
We'll get you a meatbag.
Wow.
Okay.
Throw me out there.
All right.
Let's go!
And I imagine she just crawls up to the hole and kind of like...
I don't know if there's like a little suit or something she needs to put on to be able to sneak him out there.
But I imagine she just like sticks him right on top.
Flops him on the top.
And he starts wheeling around up there.
And he's starting to survey the...
Do I still have a...
He's just like R2-D2 now.
He's better than he's ever been.
It's full circle.
While he's doing that, Bobenz is just kind of standing at the end of the ladder and she's like, I don't know if we should give him a knife.
I kind of promise, so I have to.
And, you know, Bobenz is good to her their word, but...
He sounds a little psychotic.
Give him like a cheese knife.
It's fine.
I guess it doesn't have to be sharp.
Knife is a knife.
Yeah.
Give him a butter knife.
You see those bodies in the hyperdrive?
He probably could do a lot with a butter knife.
Let's see.
General.
What would this be?
I don't think.
Give him any other knife that you want.
Okay.
As he's under there, he's rolling around.
He's not perceiving.
He's not seeing much.
But as he's under there, he's caught.
You guys have caught the attention of this ship, which is now coming by.
And he starts to fire at you.
And they fire their gunnery towards you.
That looks like a YT 400.
It is a YT some other number.
Okay.
But they do not hit you.
But they do buzz you.
You just got buzzed, guys.
You got buzzed.
We got buzzed.
Here.
Someone give him a goggle.
Don't you have hunting goggles?
Yeah.
Wait.
Hold on.
I don't even remember.
Oh, I have these goggles.
Any perception skill check?
To locate prey.
To locate my prey.
Does this count?
Does what count?
If we give it to Roombax, will he have better perception?
Oh, no.
I'm not giving my hunting goggles to Roombax.
I just put my robot on the roof.
Excellent.
Yeah.
And you want me to go out there and give him my hunting goggles?
I will give him the hunting goggles.
Honestly, you guys are terrified.
You're going to go out there and give him the hunting goggles?
Great.
I'm going to stick my arm on my...
While you guys are arguing about whether or not he's going to lend out his hunting goggles
to try and save your lives, the Azul Fontel comes by and starts shooting towards this YT,
some other number.
And is successful in hitting it for some damage.
And although it is...
There is a threat in that it spins back around and has a boost as it takes its turn to shoot at...
Shoot back at the Azul.
I'm going to flip a light side point.
Okay.
To fire back.
To fire before he fires.
Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
You were on the headset.
You were yelling about how you weren't going to share your hunting goggles with no one.
Not in a way, not in a way.
Not in a way.
And you did see it fly by as it was shooting at the Azul.
And now you are going to fire.
Did you...
You spent the light point already?
Okay.
Yes.
Wait.
It was two and three, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...
You do some damage on it?
Hopefully enough to throw it off.
Uh, no.
I mean, you do...
You do see it take...
Take damage.
It's accumulating, but it's not enough to...
Um...
Kill it or anything like that.
No, no.
Well, I didn't mean kill it, but like...
Maybe hit it rock, you know,
a little bit.
You couldn't get, you know,
it's sensors.
Uh...
If you had an advantage or something like that,
I might award that, but, uh...
Not.
I don't.
Okay.
Um...
So you took your turn,
and now it would be, uh...
The ship's turn again.
Um...
And it's going to fire at the Fantel.
I tried to bet.
Tried.
Oh, I hope he's okay.
Oh, he's not.
Oh.
All right.
I don't know.
We don't know.
I'll see you in heaven.
Space heaven.
No!
Space heaven.
Uh, it...
Next to...
What was the cat's name?
Uh, Wallace.
Wallace.
Whatever happened to that cat.
I'll meet you and Wallace in heaven.
Buzzi.
Wow.
You're so quick.
Or, I don't know which...
You're so quick to give up.
I don't know where to point my thumb.
Right.
There is no up or down in space.
We've established.
Yeah.
And, uh, it takes some damage.
You can see, um, some...
A hubcap flies off of the, uh, Azul, uh, into the darkness of the void.
Uh, as it, um, you know, being chased by the YT something or other.
Uh, I believe that brings it over to your turn.
Whose turn?
Our turn.
Do you, do you want to chase after the YT something or the other?
Or do you want to go towards the ship?
Let's head towards the ship.
All right.
Do we need to find him?
You don't want to try to get Pat Bebo to come in and join us?
Oh, yeah.
Let's go after him.
I like that idea more.
No, no, don't go after Pat.
No, I meant, I know what you meant.
I know what you meant.
Go sell, go help him out.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I go piloting.
Let's go piloting.
Okay.
Space.
Go piloting.
I, I, so, you're going to go to the ship.
I'm going to pilot towards.
I'm going to pilot so hard.
Okay.
Uh, you're going to hit.
You're going to hit.
You're going to be piloting too.
You're going to, you're going to hit the, the punch it lever again.
Again?
I can hit it twice?
Well, the punch it lever, it's spring loaded.
So you hit it and then you, you punch it and then it comes back and, you know, resets,
ready to be punched again.
How many punches can I have?
It's undetermined, but one of you has a manual.
Oh, I'm going to kick it with my leg.
Like just.
I mean, that wouldn't be, that would be kicking it, not punching it.
I kicked it.
I'm kicking it.
I like that.
Okay.
Uh, go ahead and, uh, roll your space pilot.
Oh, I failed.
Okay.
Uh, you did.
There was, I've, I've never heard like an almost joy in a cough before.
That, that he failed?
No.
Never.
Yeah.
Never.
It's like.
Okay.
Uh, you failed.
Um, as you punched it, uh, you forgot you had a robot on the top of your ship.
Uh, it has flown off of your ship as you zoomed away.
Wow.
Uh, but you, but you did not, you did not punch it.
So it could have been worse, I guess.
No, he kicked it.
Yeah.
He kicked it.
Which is worse.
Can we go back for him?
I mean, at some point, maybe if you want or immediately, I guess.
What do you guys want to do?
No, we're not going back after the moonbacks.
I mean, hopefully, can I, can we communicate with him while he's in space?
Yeah.
I don't know why I was like, I was like, who's she asking?
I wonder what he's going to say.
No, it's me.
Yeah.
You can try.
Hey, roombacks.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen, if, if anyone's going to be, you know, you know, tossed in space, it's probably best
that it's you.
You can handle it.
You're strong enough.
I feel like that was backhanded.
Tell him to take out as many ships as he can while he's out there.
He has nothing.
Listen.
You wouldn't even give me a knife.
Whoa, whoa.
Tell him to self-destruct.
No.
Listen.
I will self-destruct.
I have a firm believer that.
No.
Don't self-destruct yet.
While you're spinning out there, do you see a good spot to land?
Because I'm imagining you've gotten a pretty good view of the ship in your, you know.
I see a lot of stuff.
Still have no thrusters.
I barely have limbs.
All I can do is pinch.
Turn on your rollers.
I'm going to put thrusters onto the list of things.
Knife and thrusters are number one and number two on repairs right now.
Thanks.
But, um.
You're welcome.
In that order?
Yeah.
In that order.
Um.
Wait.
Get off this line.
This is a private conversation.
What do you mean it's private?
You're ship wide.
Do you, while you're spinning out there, if you see a good opening for us to land, that
would be an excellent, excellent thing to tell us.
Oh.
Okay.
I guess, uh, you know, I'm not really focused on surviving, mostly because there's nothing
I can do.
So I will just look.
Well, yeah, just keep looking.
We'll come back around and get you.
But I want more than a knife.
I want more than a knife.
What do you want?
Probably some flamethrower.
Do you want a flamethrower?
A what?
Oh, my God.
A flamethrower.
It shoots flames.
I was just going to say a bigger knife, but I'll take a flamethrower.
Flamethrower and thrusters.
Maybe we can work it into one thing.
But just keep your eyes open, okay, buddy?
We'll be right back for you.
Okay.
All right.
Hang on.
We're just going to give him a can of braid and a lighter, right?
Yeah, I was just going to give him a little bit lighter.
I really don't plan on picking him back up.
I do.
He's a good robot.
He's a friend.
He's a robot.
You are all over the place.
You were so upset about him not putting him back together, and now you just want to
leave him behind.
Is this the time?
Yes.
Is this the time?
I think it is the time to talk about your weird relationships.
It's not the time and or place for this discussion.
What is it going to be, Nate?
What is it going to be me next?
We'll get another one.
We can program it.
It's going to be me next, man.
It's going to be me next.
Oh.
All right.
You see, you hear the YT, some other number, shoot at the Azul.
It succeeds in doing further damage.
It loses another hubcap, and now one of its tires, Superpholous, is flat.
Oh, God.
Sorry, and blast him.
Yeah.
I'm not even going to wait for you to tell me.
I'm already doing it.
Yeah, but your turn was spent punching it.
It is now the Azul Fantel's move, and they are going to try shooting back at the YT something
or other.
Succeeding.
Doing some more damage.
Okay.
That would bring it up to your turn.
You're blasting it.
Shoot him.
I'm not even waiting for anyone.
Shoot him.
Wait.
Is this fair?
When is RX going to do his perception check?
Oh, I don't know.
I just told him that to keep his spirit up.
I figure, you know, we can definitely punch this guy first.
I imagine he's just kind of like spinning in space.
He is.
Just, you know, keep his eyes open.
We'll check in.
He's a bot.
He can do it whenever.
You better not lose him.
I'll be so pissed.
We can always pick him up.
What's going to happen?
He's in the dead of space.
It's like the best place for a robot.
There's like nothing there.
Literally.
Nothing.
I'm just excited.
All right.
He's a part of things again.
Isn't he great?
All right.
You hit it.
I'm trying to pick him up.
You hit it.
You square hit the ship, which you have now just noticed.
His name is the Rotten Core.
And...
God, the waves are great.
I know.
I couldn't figure out a way to squeeze it in.
But somehow you were able to see.
It popped up on your shooting because you had such a success.
It showed up on your...
You got close enough that when it locked in, it showed you the name of the ship.
The name of the ship is Rotten Core.
You did...
And I felt zero guilt about shooting.
No, no.
Yeah.
You're not a good guy if the name of your ship is Rotten Core.
I'm not a good Sarn.
And also you're not a good Sarn.
I'm not a good Sarn.
I think Sarn has a Rotten Core.
Sarn.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
That's not...
I don't feel that at all.
I love the family we've created.
Too late.
You've already said it.
I'm not a character.
You did not hold up your talking in real life.
This family is very, very tenuous.
It's me.
Boom.
Okay.
That makes it Bed Bebo's turn here.
Oh, I hope he throws his arm out.
Wait, so was the ship destroyed or no?
No.
But it did take damage.
It's a strong ship.
Yeah, it's a...
It is a YT something or the other.
Yes.
Bed Bebo is going to shoot at the ship.
It has success and advantages.
It hits the ship square on.
The ship is completely disabled.
It doesn't explode, but it does spin off.
It looks like it's not going to be a threat at all.
And spins out, like, way out into the void.
And the van, like, swoops in and does, like, a pretty sweet, like, stop skid close to the Renegade's blood.
And then that would make it.
Mag, Mag, follow through that.
Try to get him to join us again.
Who, Bed Bebo?
I thought he's already joining us.
No, no, no, no.
On the assault of the ship.
Oh, we're going to...
The big ship.
Can you hear me?
Hell yeah!
You ready to go for the final punch?
What?
We're going for the butt.
I'm riding high, baby!
Riding high!
Just follow us.
We're going to run back and go right into the butt, all right?
What?
We're going after the butt.
Okay.
We are.
Just follow my ship.
Follow our lead.
Max, Skyblade out.
What?
No, no, it's not your name.
Don't follow your name!
Don't say that!
I don't think you knew my name back then.
And then the little LCD screen, Pop-Tart, it raises very slowly from your dashboard.
And it's just Bed Bebo, and he says,
What?
What did you say?
Nothing.
Can I push it back down real fast and punch it again?
All right.
That's going to have to be...
You're going to have to check that.
Is it a deception?
Coercion?
Deception.
I mean, I guess...
Yeah.
Never mind.
I don't know why I was asking.
Deception!
Oh!
What is going on tonight, man?
My rolls are terrible.
Proficiency!
And you push down the toaster or the Pop-Tart, and somehow it's pushing back, and it comes
all the way back up, and you say...
What?
Did you say...
Did you say Max Skyblade?
No.
Um...
How you doing, baby?
I...
Yeah.
It's me, Mr. Mac.
Yeah.
It is.
I don't remember you fondly.
Is this really the time?
I mean, we're riding high on emotions.
I didn't...
I...
You can roll a leadership on that.
Oh, I...
I mean, I'm giving you...
I'm giving you one last chance.
I mean...
And your leadership's surely strong.
Yes.
It is.
God damn it, you're right.
I'm Max Skyblade, baby.
We're gonna punch it.
What?
Where?
Gonna go to the...
I don't want to do the butt joke.
And the Pop-Tart closes.
And...
Uh...
He...
Okay.
You see him zoom...
Zoom around you.
He's...
Dodging...
Blaster fire from the...
Or cannon fire from the Renegade's blood.
You can tell from his...
Just the way that he's...
You know, zooming through here.
Uh...
He's been in...
He's been in chases before.
Like, he knows what he's doing.
Uh...
And he's zooming in and out of...
Cannon fire.
And he surveys underneath.
Uh...
And then comes back up.
And...
Uh...
Rings you on the...
The telephone.
Hello.
Ahoy hoy.
You guys trying...
We...
We going in or what?
We're going in.
Let's go.
All right.
You...
You zoom in.
Right under there.
Uh...
And he points out...
Uh...
Via...
Um...
Space age...
Uh...
Laser pointer.
Uh...
And he says...
There...
There is a...
There's a hole right there.
If you had some sort of, um...
I don't know...
Um...
I don't know...
Climbing gear...
You could probably reel yourself in there.
Wait.
Like a grappling hook?
Yes.
Do you have one?
In my sleeve!
Is it concealed?
I thought you were...
Shh.
Wait.
It's concealed.
It's very concealed.
Okay.
Is it up your sleeve?
Yeah.
Because you're shirtless.
Repeat.
Shirtless.
Oh, yeah.
Sleeveless.
I repeat.
Sleeveless.
The buster...
All right.
Is sleeveless.
So...
Honestly, it's just hanging off my wrist.
It's just not concealed.
All right.
Okay.
Uh...
Yeah.
If you got a concealed climbing cord,
I bet you could rope on these...
These attachment hooks here.
And, uh...
You could reel yourself in.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Punch it.
No.
No more punching it.
I can't handle any more punching.
Kick it.
Okay.
Uh...
So you guys...
You guys...
Zoom your...
Uh...
Vehicle right underneath...
Uh...
Where that...
Where that attachment hook is.
You can't get any closer.
Just based on...
The size of your...
Your ship.
Um...
What...
What is next?
I want to hold on...
To Mac...
As he...
Cast his...
His space hook...
Into the...
We should tell him.
So I gotta lower the...
I gotta lower...
Let's make sure I'm clear.
I gotta lower the...
The door.
Okay.
And shoot out...
With my wrist.
Like Spider-Man.
To another spaceship.
But I...
Yeah.
But I want to hold on to you while you do it.
Okay.
So...
Uh...
Yes.
Into the vacuum of snakes.
Yes.
I cast.
Do you guys have spacesuits?
Like what are you doing here?
I have a mask.
I've got a...
Like a space mech?
A loaded mech.
We have a loading mech?
I mean you get...
You guys did ride that loading mech into space before.
Between two ships.
If you're...
You want...
Sarn, you want to get in the loading mech and just jump into the other ship?
Like...
Yeah.
Like Bungie Jump will use the cord?
I'm sure that'll work.
Yeah.
It's gotta work.
But we should talk to...
I'll attach the...
Okay.
Here's what we'll do.
I'll attach one cord to the send.
Attach the other cord to you.
You get a running start.
And you jump off the kahuna into the other ship with the robot.
All right.
Fine.
And I'm relatively okay with that.
It seems dangerous.
But whatever.
I'm...
You know.
Whatever.
It's cool.
We should talk about who's going to have control of the ship when we do that.
I mean, Babi...
Oh, not Babi...
Boban's going to probably pilot it for a little bit, right?
Yeah.
I was thinking more of Riel.
Riel?
I'm not giving her control of the ship.
She's crazy.
I forgot I was here.
In fact...
Yeah, but she wants to be the new...
In fact, if anything, I think...
Maybe I'll give her the cord that she shoots.
Because you guys have a report because you kind of bonded over your wounds.
Remember?
Oh, no.
I have zero reports here.
Wow.
I thought maybe we were getting somewhere.
We were not.
I'd rather have Bobans.
I misread that situation.
Bobans over what?
To hold on to the...
Just she needs to...
I mean, I can run the ship on like...
I got a stick up here that holds the steering wheel straight.
I got a brick that keeps the gas pedal down.
So all she really needs to do is make sure that operation continues.
Yeah, but I'd rather have Bobans with us.
What do you want me to do?
I don't want Riel to play.
No, when he says she, he's talking about Riel.
Riel will stay and watch the stick-brick situation.
And the brick.
She's got to take our ship.
I still want...
Yes.
I'm fine with Riel doing that.
But I want Bobans with us.
Okay.
Wow.
You guys are pretty close now.
Shut up.
I feel like you're playing favorites amongst your hostages.
I said shut up.
To be fair, I've been a hostage longer than you.
But you know what?
It would be really cool.
Yeah.
Not by long.
No, just by a few.
I don't remember you making a dinner for everyone.
All right.
We'll toss you out the hold.
Is that what you want?
You want me to toss you out the space?
No.
I'll just take the free ship.
Let's grab her, guys.
No.
I take her back.
We just tossed a droid out of the space.
And only two...
We got a go.
We get him.
And only one-third of us, or only two-thirds of us want to go get back and get that droid.
All right?
How many people-thirds do you think you have?
Wow.
Literally zero.
Wow.
Okay.
I will just take the free ship, then.
I mean, just watch the ship for now.
Oh, yeah.
And we'll become the butt radar.
Well, no.
I want to be the butt radar.
Exactly.
So you're going to hold that ship.
Exactly where we want it.
All right.
That's tough, but fair.
Get it?
That's what I like about you, Rial.
You're very understanding.
Some might say to a fault.
She's really...
She's really the best hostage we've ever taken.
No!
You guys keep saying that, but keep treating me like shit.
Well, listen.
I'm also a hostage that they've taken, and they treat me well, but think I'm a garbage hostage,
apparently, even though I built a robot.
All right, Bobenz, do you want to stay here?
No.
All right, then.
Shut up.
All right.
Tensions are high.
All right.
So we're all getting in...
We're all grappling up into the ship.
So, yeah.
So I think our new plan should be we attach one of my grappling cord to the ship.
Sarn, you get into the robot, and then me and Bobenz will hang onto its shoulders as you run and jump.
Okay.
This is the best idea I've ever had.
That's pretty anime.
This is the best idea I've ever had.
Yeah.
It's an idea you have.
Okay.
So you...
Mac, because you've always wanted to shoot this rope, you're holding your hairy arm out.
You shoot it towards this anchor point, and it wraps around, and it's secured onto the ship.
You then take the other end with a carabiner, and you attach it to...
A winch.
A winch in the belt buckle area of the power loader, which has...
A belt.
Yes, the belt.
A belt.
Which has Sarn inside of the power loader.
You guys are both...
Mac and Bobbins, you are both wearing masks, and you're holding on to either side of the...
The Mac kind of like children onto their, you know, parent, onto their legs.
And...
Like baby possums.
Yes, you're like baby possums.
Exactly.
Except not really the leg.
Like a little bit higher up.
Like basically the belt area.
This is very belt-centric.
And the robot...
The robot jumps off of the ramp into space, and then starts to reel in quickly into the grappling hook.
And before you know it, you are attached to the side of the ship.
And you can start...
Holy shit!
Yeah, it worked!
It worked!
And you hear over the comm...
It is...
No, it's Bebo.
He's...
Oh, hell yeah!
That was fucking cool, dude!
Did you just jump out the side of your ship?
Alright.
Yeah.
That was...
Oh, man.
That was fucking cool.
I wish you could have seen it.
And he's like, there's a...
I lived it!
Yeah, but I wish you could have seen it.
It was cool as hell.
Well, the maintenance...
The maintenance door is right around the corner there.
You can see it.
It's not far from that anchor point.
You should be able to get into the...
Into the...
What would you call it?
The hull?
The hull, yes.
Where you load...
Like the cargo bay.
You can get into the cargo bay from there.
Bebo, can you keep an eye on the ship?
In case it starts driving erratically, it should just drive straight.
If it drives anywhere but straight, you gotta let us know.
I feel like if that happened, it would just go into nothing.
So I think I'm just gonna regularly pilot this again.
I'm a pirate, so I know how to do these things.
So distract them.
Distract them from our entrance.
I will do that as long as I can stay safe.
Go ahead.
Go get that medallion for me.
I need to be butt.
Whoa.
Alright.
What?
So are you, like, hanging, like, precariously?
No.
I'm very confused now.
What?
That Bebo wants to be butt?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I thought you guys were talking to Real about driving straight.
Oh.
I was doing Real.
Because that was kind of your agreement, right?
Yeah, but Mac was telling Bebo to keep an eye to watch the ship.
Okay.
I was confused.
I thought he was talking to Real.
That's how I got confused.
Okay.
I thought Bebo wanted to be the butt.
No, no, no, no.
Bebo is...
I mean, may not be...
May not be...
May not not be true.
But you guys...
So you find the maintenance pay based on Bebo's guidance.
And you start to move towards it.
And they kind of follow you.
And you open up the door.
And you make it into the renegade's blood.
And you are inside the ship at this point.
And I am still shirtless, right?
Repeat.
Shirtless.
Repeat.
Sleep.
Thank you.
I'm going to murder Hobo so many people.
We're going to lose our ship, man.
We already lost the junk fort.
How can we afford this?
And you lost Rex Oboe or what it was called?
Rubex.
And he's not lost.
He's in space.
We can still contact him.
He must have a signal.
We'll just pick him up before we leave.
It's no big deal.
Even if we don't.
It's a win-win.