Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls pokein' my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Stop it now
Out for blood, brick and stick
After a tepid reunion with an old acquaintance, Bebo, in the trap zone
Our crew manned their battle stations for a starfight
And thanks to reading the Kahuna Wave manual, they were even somewhat successful
Helping out their admirable admiral
The three, minus Rial, who is guest piloting the Kahuna
Have now zipped up to the Renegade's blood
The flagship of the Radarian fleet and vessel of the butt
So close they can almost smell her
And also, Rumbax, named Rx, is frisbeeing across the galaxy
He may be regretting wishing for a life without meatbags
That's gonna come back
Yeah
I am coming back for my Roomba
I mean
I think we should have a whole episode about Roombax
Just by himself
Floating out in space
Like that episode of Bender
Yeah, exactly
He gets to meet his creator
He comes back a little wiser
Alright, I sent you
And perhaps
A little kinder
Oh, Discord is updating
I didn't see that
Unlikely
It didn't happen
No
Oh, these are not looking good, guys
Boo, you're our only hope
Oh, no
This is excellent
Alright
Um
Well, let's
Take us into Renegade's blood
Um
Okay
So
You guys
Can you see anything?
Andy, you look confused
Always
No
I'm still on the home screen
It is paused
Oh, okay
Oh, I have to activate this
And I do probably need to unpause
Okay
Looks like you guys can see through this door
I don't see anything
I don't know if that's just a me or thing or
No
Uh
Really?
Oh, wait
Now I see something
Alright, enough
Okay
I bet it
Okay
Um
You guys
You guys have slipped in through your
Uh
Through the maintenance hatch
Um
And you've gotten up into
Uh
The Renegade's blood
Uh
You're in a tiny hallway
And everything is
Um
Lit
Not
It's
It's a little dimmer than it would be
If they were not in a fight
Uh
But they
They lower the lights in uh
What looks like a battle
Or something
I'm really just trying to zoom in
I'm
I apologize
No spinning
Okay
So you've gotten up
I believe
Mac is in a mech suit
No
Uh
Sarn Daddy is
Oh yeah
That's right
You guys were on the uh
The belt
You were holding on to the belt
Yep
As you flew across
The uh
Stars
Yep
It was quite majestic
Okay
So where do we go
Uh
I think we have to go straight
There's one way
Straight ahead
You mean not back out into the empty vacuum of space
Yes
Alright
Always an option
It's got a chili in here
Oh I think I did fix that
That plug in
So you guys can make title suggestions in the chat
If you just do slash T
And then uh
Type in a title suggestion
Then
Um
That would be that
Okay
Did you try it?
Yeah
Okay
Yo
Alright
It's over
Um
No that wasn't
Did you actually say kind of chilly in here?
Yeah
You should just say that
But
I'm here
Cause I'm half naked
Oh
I thought you were just sleeveless
Rupert
Repeat
Sleeveless
Rupert
Sleeveless
Rupert
God damn it
Alright guys
I guess I gotta be the brave one
And not the guy in the giant mech suit
I'll go first
Yeah
For once
Hey
Character development
You've really grown
As
A person
And a couple inches
Cause I'm starting to wear flats
Let's go
Interesting time to bring that up
I imagine I'm like
Just over exaggeratingly like
Trying to be super stealthy
Like
And it's just really bad
Okay
Um
I'm not gonna roll anything for that
Why
Why is the stealthy one in a very
Very
Heavy
Mech suit
You wanted to be in it
I still want to be in it
I thought you liked it
I still want to be
Alright
Then you start acting stealthy
In the mech suit
Okay
So you're in the mech suit
And you're walking down the hallway
Can you actually see through the door?
There's like a little thing
Like a little light
But I can't see anything
That's in the outside
Oh okay
Cause it's supposed to give me a preview
When I highlight you
And my preview
I can see
The other room
Okay
That's good to know
Wait
Which way is the door?
This
Uh it's down
Forward
Okay
Um
I'm hiding in the mech suit
Alright
You come up
You come up to the door
Uh the door is conveniently
Too small
For a mech suit
Um
But
It looks big enough
For a person
And a Lissette
And a Twilight
Okay
I'm really glad
They're making these ships
Accessible now
Mech suit melee
Now
I'm gonna kick the door open
With the mech suit on
Okay
Uh
You can do that
Um
What would
I mean it's gonna
It's gonna be a check
Um
I don't know what kind of check
Let's
Brawl
Melee
Yeah
The general like
I mean
There's not really a strength
Or anything
Is there
There is athletics
Which could be strength
Um
I think you're good at athletics too
Could be mechanics
It could be mechanics
Since you're in a suit
So
I mean
I'll accept
Uh
Yeah
It's fine
Brawl
Okay
Uh
Well
You do kick the door down
Uh
The door is open
Uh
It's very
Oh
Okay
Yeah
That was really good timing
It was
Well just
As a rule
I mean that was fine there
But let's just
Uh
Gentleman's agreement
Let's just not open doors
Before
Right
But
That
That was okay
Um
It was very loud
Um
So you alerted
Um
Someone that was on the other side
Um
Who is now
In combat with you
Exactly what I wanted
Element of surprise
Oh shit
Alright
Let's
Add
Okay
And
The NPCs will roll
Vigilance
And you guys can roll
Cool
What's that little symbol next to it
For what
It's got like an arrow
Pink combatant
And then
The
That
I think that's your stimmies
Oh
Okay
Uh
One
PC is missing
Is that you Bridget
Uh
No
My check failed
So do I roll again
No
You'll have to go to
Uh
Go to the combat tab
It's next to the chat
Um
You should see
Dice next to your name
For roll initiative
Oh
It just says PC
I definitely
It says just
Yeah it just says PC
I don't
My bad
Did
How did you know
To roll
How did you roll initiative Andy
In combat
So you just
Pick the PC
There was just one
That had a
Oh it had a
Dice
Okay
Um
Alright
Um
You guys are
You're still
You got three PC slots
Um
There's
It's only one
One
Pirate
Or
Wookiee
Somebody else
Get him
I gotta get out
Of this suit
Blast him
All at once
Alright
I uh
Laser blast
From the doorway
Yeah
Between
Between the
Next legs
Okay
Range light
Okay
Go ahead
It's average
Uh
There you go
I failed
Uh
But
But to some
Advantage
Yeah
And a triumph
I think a triumph
Is a crit
Isn't it
Automatically a crit
Nope
No
That seems
Weird
No I think
It just
Consists a
Success
Alright
Well yeah
You didn't
Have
That can't
Because otherwise
The check
No I don't
Think it is
A success
Actually
I mean I shot
Between the
Robot's legs
I wasn't
Expecting much
Um
Yeah I'm not
Going to say
It's a crit
Um
So
Uh
But you do
Have a triumph
How would
You like
To spend
It
Um
I shot
His foot
Okay
You shot
His foot
And now
He's
Just completely
Laying on the
Ground
Absolutely
Helpless
I mean
I didn't
Kill him
But I mean
You shot him
In the foot
Yes
And his radio
Was attached
To his foot
Uh
So you also
He also
Blew off
His radio
Is that a
Bad
No I mean
No I'm just
Kid
You did
Shoot his
Foot
And but
His radio
Flew out
Of his
His hand
As he
He reached
Down for
His leg
And now
He's just
Completely
Laying on
The ground
Helpless
And let
That be a
Lesson to
You
I didn't
Do anything
I'm gonna
Use my
Turn to
Get out
Of the
Mech
And then
Run into
The room
Okay so
That's two
It's a
Yeah
A maneuver
And an action
Which would
Bring it to
Bowbent
Uh
Bowbent
Can I run
Into the room
And uh
Stab the guy
With my
Vibro sword
Um
Or can I
Only do
One of
Those things
So you
Can
You can
In exchange
For a
Um
A strain
You can do
That because
You
I think that
Would be one
Extra
Okay
Yeah
I'm gonna
Charge in
There just
Like screaming
Like
Okay
Sword
Gone
Uh
Cause last
Time I
Went into
Combat
Did this
Not go
Well with
Me
So I'm
Gonna try
Something
Different
Um
Which is
Attacking
First
All right
Blindly
Right
So I
Just take
One strain
And like
My health
Right
I don't
Change anything
With the
Abilities
No
You're
Yeah
Right
That's
Your
Oh
It succeeded
Uh
Five
Damage
And
Okay
So you
You slice
Him up
Pretty good
What is
Mac
What have
We done
You've
Corrupted
Her
Why are
You developing
A conscience
Oh no
I don't
Feel bad
About it
Okay
Uh
Just curious
What we did
So I can
Do it
Again
I
Yeah
Again
Well
Because
You've
Had
Sarn
Are you
Addicted
To taking
Hostages
I've
Had so
Many
Addictions
You haven't
Had your
You haven't
Had your
Drugs in a
While
Have you
I
You've
Discovered
A new
Addiction
What was
The last
Time you
Had your
Real
Was it
Before
Was it
Before
Boban's
Because
We've
Abducted
We've
Abducted
Two
People
Since
Then
No
She
Definitely
Sarn
Yeah
What
As I
Stab him
I just
Want to go
For
Michael
Torball
Who's
That
He
Was
A
Friend
Sorry
I'm
Grabbing
A
Battery
Okay
Right
Back
Poor
Michael
Did you
Add my
Strain
Or did
I have
One
To
Begin
With
I
Did
Add the
Strain
Okay
Yeah
You
Slice
You
Slice
Him
Up
Really
Good
And
Now
He's
Just
He's
Laying
There
Bleeding
You
Cut
Him
Right
Around
Along
The
Shoulder
Area
Yeah
I
Think
She
Just
Kind
Of
Did
Like
A
Big
Slashing
Like
You
Know
Cut
Around
While
He
Was
Laying
On
The
Ground
So
Yeah
Probably
Like
Right
Around
His
Chest
Okay
Yeah
And
Now
He's
Bleeding
Out
He
I
Don't
No
He
Doesn't
He
Loses
A
Turn
He's
Incomplete
He's
A Complete
Mess
He
Can't
Do
Anything
His
Foot
Is
Very
Damaged
And
He's
Cut
Right
Across
The
Chest
So
We're
Gonna
Skip
His
Turn
Excellent
Do you
Want to
Take him hostage
Guys
I
Don't
Feel
Like
Carrying
Fair
Enough
You
Just
Put him
Down
Or
You
Know
I
Mean
I
Think
He's
I
Think
He's
Out
Of
Commission
Let's
Just
Keep
Going
Let's
Have
This
Discussion
Over
His
Bobby
Let's
Take
His
Gun
He's
Just
Gurgling
Oh
Well
You know
There is
Probably an
Artery in the
Foot
We probably
Shot
He might
Be bleeding
Out
Yeah
You know
We should
Just
Leave
Him
Can
I
Pick up
The radio
Yeah
Pick up
The radio
Yeah
I'll
Pick up
The radio
So I
Can
Listen
Into
It
Okay
Alright
Well
Along
Fun
The
At
Jury
Will
Be
Okay
Let's
Go
Which
Do
This
One
Too
Worried
About
That
What
I'm
Not
Too
Worried
About
Him
Being
Okay
I
Yeah
You
Got
You
Can
You can
Go
Into
Yeah
You
Can
Go
Into
That
Door
Is
That
What
You
Are
Doing
Yeah
Let's
Go
That
Door
That
Door
Looks
Solid
Bobans
Get
Over
Here
Let's
Go
You
Enter
You
Enter
Another
Room
Uh
Oh
I
Made
A
Okay
You
Enter
Oh
Bobans
You're
Still
Here
All
Right
Now
You
Guys
Are
You
Guys
Are
In
Another
Hall
And
It's
Safe
To
Say
My
Blaster
Rifle
Is
Strong
Yeah
So
Is
Mine
I
Mean
I'm
Ready
For
Action
Okay
Oh
You're
Still
In
The
Hall
Yeah
You
Guys
Can
Move
With
The
Party
Different
Doors
All
Right
I'm
Going
To
This
Door
All
Right
How
Do
I
All
What
Do
I
If
You
Guys
Are
Going
To
Split
Oh
Did
You
Already
Go
On
The
Door
No
I
Looked
Like
You
Maybe
Did
No
I
Didn't
Do
Nothing
Okay
All
Right
Um
If
We're
Going
To
Split
Then
I
Would
Like
You
To
Mute
Maybe
Or
Deafen
So
Are
You
Guys
Going to
Split
And
Go
In
Different
Doors
Yes
Sure
Okay
I
Okay
You
Are
You
Are
You
Are
I
Deafened
You
Can
You
Can
You
Hear
Me
He
Can
Now
He's
Mute
All
Okay
So
You
Kick
Open
The
Door
Hell
Yeah
I
Presume
Right
Yeah
No
I
Want
To
All
Right
Sorry
It's
Close
Yeah
Okay
You
Charge
In
All
Right
You
Charge
In
The
Room
Is
Empty
Except
For
In
The
Corner
You
See
I
Mean
It's
Kind
Of
It's
Hard
To
See
In
This
Picture
And
Also
This
Doesn't
I'm
Making
It
It's
Kind
Of
A
Bed
But
It's
Not
Very
Comfortable
It's
Not
A
Very
Luxurious
Bed
But
It
Is
It
Is
A
Bed
It's
Sort
Of
Dimly
Lit
There's
Like
Some
Candles
And
Stuff
And
Chained
To
The
Bed
Are
Two
Twi'leks
Oh
Who
Are
You
They
Are
Seasters
My
Sister
No
I
Am
Not
Your
Sister
You
Wouldn't
You
Remember
Your
Sister
It's
Been
A
Long
No
Did
You
Come
For
Your
Services
My
Services
Yes
That's
What
We
Do
Here
This
Is
The
Services
Room
Oh
Sweet
Jesus
We're
Not
Talking
About
Oil
Changes
Right
No
We
Do
Not
Have
That
We
Do
Not
Have
That
Sort
Of
The
Knowledge
And
Technology
I
Would
Like
To
Try
To
Break
The
Chains
Okay
As
You
Are
Two
Of
Them
There's
Two
Of
Them
Okay
As
I
Approach
Them
As
You
Approach
Them
They
Get
They
Get
Very
Defensive
And
Sort
Of
Skittish
They're
Afraid
Of
You
Look
He's
A
Twi'lek
He's
A
Twi'lek
Too
Just
Like
You
Is
That
Is
True
Now
Yes
This
Night
Is
Quite
Dim
I
See
You're
A
Twi'lek
What
Do
You
What
Do
You
Want
What
Do
You
Want
Oh
We
Don't
Want
You
We
Just
Want
I'm
Just
Going
To
Try
To
Break
You
Out
You
Do
Whatever
You
Want
To
Do
Just
Some
Kind
Of
Trick
No
Not
At
All
Where
You
Guys
From
We
Are
From
Hello
Yes
We
Are
From
Rilof
We
Were
Taken
As
We
Were
You
Know
Quite
Young
And
You
Know
We
Lived
Within
These
Organizations
For
Some
Time
You
Guys
Former
You
Slaves
Well
I
Tell
You
I
Did
Not
Change
Myself
To
This
Good
Point
Kind
Of
A
Silly
Question
No
I'm
Sorry
Coincident
No
Crazy
Coincident
Also
A
Freed
Slave
And
My
Buddy
Sarn
Over
There
Also
A
Freed
Slave
You
Are
A
Slave
No
Not
Anymore
But
You
Can
Never
You
Can
Never
Escape
Oh
Yeah
You
Can
I
Can
I
Want
To
Shoot
The
Chains
Okay
I
Swear
If
This
Misses
And
It
Hurts
Them
Instead
No
I'm
Not
Gonna
Make
They
I
Mean
What are you
I am a
This is out of
Character
We cannot say this in front of them
Uh
No
I
Put the gun right against the
Chain
Oh
Okay
Who makes
Yeah
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna make you roll on
Roll on that
Okay
Uh
They are
Uh
Now
Free
Oh
You
You saved us
We are no longer slaves
Now
What do we do
Ah
Shit
What are we gonna do with these guys
Um
Man
This is where Matt really comes in handy
He's a real people person
There's
There's a dead
Uh
Or dying
Lucky out there
If you wanna go get his weapon
I don't think we took it
I don't think so either
It's definitely like a gun or something
What
And
And they get like
Really
Nervous
I don't
No
I don't know
Oh
Look
If you don't want a gun
You don't have to take a gun
Uh
But
We
I think
Have other things
We have to do
Yeah
Uh
If you'd like to come with us
You're more than welcome to
But
I mean
We really just came into this room
To find a butt radar
The butt
You are here for the butt
Yeah
You are here for the butt
He is very
Very
Very dangerous
He will
Very hurt you
Does
He's a bad
Bad person
Does the butt
Have any weaknesses
That you know of
Uh
Well
No
I mean
I know what
He
No
Not that I know of
They're for killing him
Okay
Well do you think
You can distract him
Like what do you mean
And
Fuck
If he finds out
That I'm not here
He is going to be
Quite upset
Well you're not going to be here
Unless if you want to be
No I don't
I know
I do not like being this
All right
And I think we're going to go back
To
For
A second
All right
And
You are mute
And deaf
Boo
You are no longer mute
Nor deaf
Can you hear me
Mac
Hello
All right
So
You guys on the count of three
Kick down
Well
Did you kick down your door
Who me
Yeah
No I opened it very gently
Okay
I
Like as
As I'm creeping in
Okay
You
You may
You may enter the room
I may creep
Okay
Uh
Okay
All right
So
So you enter
You enter the room
Uh
And
Inside
You see
Uh
In the corner
Uh
A man on a computer
Uh
He doesn't hear you come in
All right
Wait
Did you
You snuck in
I snuck in
Okay
All right
And you're going to sneak up behind him
Yeah
Okay
You're going to have to
Yeah
Yep
Anything
In particular
No
Just do
Just do purple
Do purple
I succeeded in my stealth
Okay
Also
I just want to say
This man
This rookie looks very well dressed
All right
Uh
You sneak up behind him
He doesn't
He doesn't hear you coming up on him
Can I see what's on a screen
Uh
Yeah
You can see what's on a screen
What is it
Um
He's monitoring the
Uh
Um
The traffic
Going on
Um
He's controlling
Some of the
Um
What do you say
The
The star fighters
Um
You can hear him talking
Almost like a
Air traffic controller
Um
Telling
You know
Where to
Coordinating the
The fighters
The star fighters
Okay
I am gonna
Give this guy a quick
Belt on the head with my gun
A good pistol whip
A classic one
Okay
Like the old days
The all or nothing days
They're back baby
Okay
But that's gonna be
Uh
Melee
Definitely
Definitely a melee
Definitely
Alright
I'm gonna give it my all here
Alright
One
Two
Here we go
Oh no
Nine
I got two threats
Alright
Alright so
Uh
You knock
You knock him to the ground
Um
Not doing any
Uh
Damage to him
Uh
But
Um
You know
You guys are now
In
Combat
In
Combat
Um
You did sneak up on him
So
Uh
The PC
Not the PC
The NPC will roll a
Vigilance
And you can roll
Four
I want it to be known
I tried knocking him out
I tried doing this peacefully
Uh
Yes
Okay
You've got the draw on him
So you'll have an action
Uh
Before
I'm gonna
I'm gonna shoot
Okay
Alright
Peacefully
Peaceful it is
Alright
Uh
Blaster pistol
And
Blast
Oh my god
I missed
Wait wait
No
Roll that again
Don't
Don't roll two
Roll one
You're like
Practically
One purple
Uh
Blaster
And then one purple
Yeah
Alright
I can't make this stop
Reverse
I might make this reverse
Uh
Right click the purple
Is that what you're trying to do
Yeah that's what it was
Sorry
The touchpad messed it up
Yeah
Yep
Yeah
Touch this bad
Okay
Uh
Let's see
Yeah
Uh
You
You blow
A hole
I mean like
Not like a big hole
Like a
You know
A hole
Directly through his head
Um
Oh
Yeah
Poor fellow
Yeah I know
He's dead
Right through his glasses
Right through
I get on the comms
Through his glasses
Uh
You get on the comms
Okay so
We can un-deaf
Everyone here
And
Let's see
Wait
Oh
Bridget
Okay
You guys should be back now
I can hear
You can hear
So
Uh
Tiger
Oh yeah he's radioing you
Okay
I saw you guys on the radio
But I do need
Before I go
I do need
Uh
To
Not in character
I do need to loot
This body
He's looted a body
Oh I hope it's a dead kid's body
Alright
Oh
Didn't play
Okay
Um
You loot his body
Um
Yeah I need to
I need to
See if he has any
Credentials on him
Oh
Interesting
Um
Yes
He does have some
Credentials on him
Alright
Uh you might want to
Bring the glasses though
Alright
I got them
Um
What do I find
Uh you
You can
You take his badge
His security badge
His badge
What does his security badge say
Uh
It says
Let's see
It says
Tay
Drinor
Um
Male Wookie
810
Uh
315 pounds
Drinor
Yeah
Uh you want me to
Put the
I'll put it in the chat
So you can see it
Okay
Ted
Oh no
Ted Rinder
Yeah
Oh I like that better
Ted
Rinder
Ted
Rinder
Ted Rinder
Alright
Okay
Alright
So now are you calling us
Hello
Guys
I got
I got access to the control panel
To uh
To all the ships
I can uh
Who is this
This is uh
Max Skyblade
Oh okay
I know it's you
Cause you didn't give
Some stupid fake name
Not yet
Oh yeah
There's time
Wait
You got access to what
Now
Uh
I got access to uh
I uh
This guy was like the uh
Oh god
What was it
He
What did you call him
The airplane commander
Yeah
Basically
I mean
Yeah
Uh
No no no
Like the towers
Like I can
Like I
I can access all the ships
And tell them
Maybe stop the
Stop fighting
And you know
But say it way more
Professionally than that
Are you asking for my
Permission
No
No I'm checking in
Oh
I freed some slaves
Did you
Yeah we found two
Noob hostages
Yeah
I think
Dude I took down
Like
Dude I took down
Like
Wait
Are we
Hostages though
No no no
It means
It means something
Completely different
Than you think it is
I was a hostage
Like two days ago
Guys
I took down
Like 30 Wookiees
In like one go
It was incredible
You took down
30 Wookiees
Yeah
I brought down
A ceiling on them
And I was blasting
It was all
I walked back
Holy cow
And I go to the door
Okay
Yeah
I want to see this
I want to start
Like running towards
Where he is
No no no
I'll stay where you guys are at
I gotta call
I'm gonna call
In the
I'm gonna call
In the sky playlist
The ceiling is still intact
But there's no bodies
You see
No there is
There is one body
It has a small little hole
Right from the front
To the back
Of a Wookiee
That is wearing
Glasses
It looks
Kind of nerdy
Actually
No
No wait a minute
Wait a minute
You didn't let me
Roll for deception
Perception
Versus deception
Oh
I was definitely
Stuck in that room
Still
Oh
I'm still colliding
With walls
Did you open
The door
I clicked on it
Does that not open it
It might have closed it
Alright
Nope
I'm still colliding
With walls
Alright
So I did
Take out
The rest of the
Wookiees
I cleared the bodies
Out
And this guy
Was just
He was just
One Wookiee
Too many
And I've got his
Glasses
And his ID
And I'm gonna call
And see if we can
Get some of this
Attack to stop
Attacking
Do you need
Glasses
No
Oh
What kind of
Glasses are they
Um
Like I'm just
Asking
What kind
Are they
Sunglasses
Or just like
Really cool glasses
They're
Ray-Ban
Like
Ray Skywalker
Spoiler alert
Oh yeah
No it does
What a dork
That's what he looked
Like he deserved it
Whatever you did
To him
What a loser
Am I right
Wow
Hey did the slaves
Follow us
Uh no
They are currently
Not following you
Okay
I had to restart
My
Uh my session
Here
That's why
Oh yeah
We uh
We found
Two more
Uh two people
Out there
They're uh
They're twilocks
Uh found out
Crazy coincidence
Uh we all used
To be former
Slaves
Nice
Not me
I was nobility
A small
Wow
Not really
I was nobility
Wow
No
Mobility
Nancy
Yeah so
Step lightly
Uh let me
Should we just
Leave him there
Though
The slaves
No
Take a look
Uh
So
Why don't you
Try to
Access the
Planes
Calling all
Planes
Can I do it
Can I do it now
Yeah
Calling all planes
This is flight commander
Star viper
One
Calling in
To
Answering
Responding
Calling off
The tech
What
Calling off
The attack
That doesn't
Sound right
Return to base
Okay
Return to base
They return here
Alright no
Return
Return to planetary
Base
What
Go to hyperspace
Go
Star viper
One here
We don't have
Hyperspace on
These fighters
That's not
Generally how
Fighters work
Alright well
Hold off the
Attack and
Just fly around
In circles
Until you get
Your new
Mission
Uh
Roll a
Deception
Oh you better
Believe it baby
Have them come
Back to base
Are you kidding
Alright star viper
Group one
Star viper
Group one
Yes
Okay we will
Maintain a holding
Pattern
For
For now
Um
But we
We can only
We can only do this
For so long
Before having
To return to base
Alright I'm gonna
Give you my
Personal cell
Number
When I call you
Uh you just
I'll tell you
What to do then
That is not
The protocol
We are not
Calling a
Personal cell
Phone
It also
Sounds like it
Would be
Identifying
Information
Uh
This is
Viper
Group one
Alright alright
And then I
Hang up on
Foreign conversation
How are you
I didn't even
They're gonna
Hold
Big name
So
Mac render
Alright so
Let's go
Alright
That seemed
Easy enough
It was all
Fun and easy
Come on
Former slaves
Let's go
So for the
Record he did
Not take my
Personal number
Did he
Uh
Did you give it
To him
No did I
Take his
Um
No he did
Not give you
As a personal
Cell phone
Are you trying
To get a
Date out of
This
No I was
Trying to
You sounded
Kind of cute
I thought
It'd be cool
To have
You know
A cell
A number
To a guy
Who leads
A pack
Of star
Fighters
In my
Pocket
For later
Missions
Or mission
Today
Okay
Um
You
Alright so
The
Twi'lek
The Twi'lek
Slaves are
You know
Very timid
But they are
They're following
You kind of
Looking around
In all directions
Uh
And
Oh yeah
This is the one
That I warned
You about
Ah
This is
And they start
Freaking out
Screw it
Me
Did you know him
The Twi'lek
Uh
No
I mean
Yes
They had
Visited
The service
Center
Before
But no
He is
Bleeding out
It is
Quite gory
And uh
No
That's
What's
Scaring us
Okay
Why don't
You go
Wait in that
Call down
There
By the
Power
Loader
Keep that
All lubed up
For me
Later
Is that
The innuendo
I feel like
That is
Quite
Importes
No
Okay
Good
Oh hey
What's uh
What's your
Name
What's your name
All of your
Names
Oh boy
Thank you
Thank you so
Much for
For asking
It's going to
Take me a while
To uh
Remember
Oh yeah
I bet
People haven't
Called you by
Your names
In a while
Sometimes
They just
Call you
Like
Slave
One
Or
Slave
Two
You know
Uh
So
My name
Is uh
Ufadi
And
My sister's
Name is
Deal
Like it
Alright
I'm sure
That will
Come up
Later
And will
Be very
Important
Yes
Okay
Nice to
Meet you
And uh
What is
Your name
Oh
Bobenz
Uh
And down
That hallway
There's another
Dead body
Ignore that
But down
The other
Hallway
Uh
There's like
A power
Loader
And a
Mech suit
Definitely
Don't go out
Into the
Vacuum of
Space
But we
Might come
Back this
Way
And if we
Do
Hey
Try to
Get you
Out of
Here
And if
We don't
You probably
Should try to
Find a way
Out of
Here
I feel
Like it
Would
Be very
Dangerous
For us
If uh
We are
Just left
Here
Uh
They will
Well then
You gotta
You're gonna
Have to
You're definitely
Gonna have to
Follow us
Then
Okay
And you
Green
Twilight
Yeah
And your
Your name
I am
Sarn Turbo
Bounty
Hunter
And
Assassin
Terrible
And we
We know
His name
You do
Uh
It sounds
Very familiar
Have I peed
On your rock
Before
Okay
Well
Um
Wait
Okay
That needs
Wait
Hold on
Time out
In character
And out
What
Uh
No
Let's
Sarn
Explain
For
Himself
Sarn
Self
Uh
Well
In my
Village
In
Twilight
Town
Yeah
Uh
You get
You
Pee on
Rock
Like
It's kinda like
Barking your
Territory
If I remember
Frankly
I
Huh
You know
What's great
About space
Is you learn
Something new
Every day
About a new
Culture
I'm pretty sure
This is only
Sarn
It might
Only be
The Turbos
That might be
Only the
Sarn
Culture
Is that where
You know him
From
The peeing
On rocks
Strangely
No
Is that
What
Uh
Is that a
Twilight thing
Uh
It's quite
Um
Let's see
Shameful
For one
Twilight
To do
To another
Family's
Uh
Rock
Uh
You know
Hereditary
Rock
Um
Rock
Yes
To pee on it
Would be
Quite
An insult
Uh
Does the name
Makara
Mean anything
To you
Is that the
Rock you
Pied on
No
It's my
Sister
You
Dick
Oh
She's
The
Dick
She's
Called
My
Rock
My
Sister
A
Rock
No
I'm
But have you
Pissed on your
Sister
I don't feel
Comfortable
Right now
Uh
Not on
Purpose
All right
Uh
Sorry
I
Distracted us
With the
Cultural
Moment
Continue
Oh
Yes
Where
Were
We
Um
I'm
Quite
Lost
You
Guys
Knew
Makara
Oh
Yes
Um
Makara
Durbo
She
Definitely
Came
Through
This
Uh
She's
Been
On
The
Ship
How
Long
ago
Uh
It
Has
Been
Oh
Jeez
In
The
Last
Year
For
Sure
But
You
Know
They
Carpent
Compartmentalize
Us
So
You
Know
We
Have
Not
Run
Into
Her
In
Some
Time
But
We
Came
On
This
Ship
Together
From
Where
From
Ryloth
From
Ryloth
Okay
All right
Okay
We're
Tearing
This
Ship
Apart
All right
More
Hostages
Let's
Go
And
With
A
Renewed
Vigor
Sarn
Decides
To
Kick
In
The
Next
Door
I
Mean
That's
Pretty
Much
Par
For
Par
Do
You
Even
Know
How
To
Use
Handles
You
Be
Kicking
A
Lot
Of
Do
You
Do
These
Do
These
Do
The
Only
Way
To
Open
No
I
Imagine
That
This
Is
What
She's
Just
Saying
To
Do
I
Even
Know
How
To
Open
These
Doors
I
Mean
I've
Never
Seen
A
Doorknob
In
Star
Wars
No
And
I
Had
A
Lot
Of
Trouble
With
That
Last
One
In
Or
Out
Of
Character
It
Was
Unclear
Both
Okay
Yeah
Go
Go ahead
And
Take
It
Open
Yeah
All
Right
Yes
You
Step
In
This
Looks
Like
Some
Sort
Of
Loading
Dock
They
Are
Moving
Big
Old
Boxes
But
That's
Not
Super
Important
Because
You're
In
Combat
Again
Why
Does
Max
Didn't
Have
A
Stull
Next
To
Yeah
He's
Not
Dead
I
Must
Have
Clicked
On
The
Wrong
One
He
Is
Yeah
Oh
Thank
God
Yeah
Maybe
I was
Dead
The
All
He's
The
Ghost
Pirate
He's
Now
Ten
Rindor
Forever
All
Right
I
Guess
At
This
Point
Did
You
Guys
All
Follow
Him
In
Right
Away
Uh
No
I
Don't
Think
We
Can
All
Tip
To
The
Door
At
The
Same
Time
So
Bow
Benz
Is
Definitely
Like
A
Step
Or
Two
Behind
I
Guess
We
Probably
Should
All
Yeah
But
I
Feel
Like
I
Should
Get
A
Surprise
Attack
No
You
Just
Have
To
Oops
With
Advantage
No
You
You're
Not
Shocked
By
This
Door
Green
Kitten
I
Just
My
Did
You
See
That
Pop
Was
Minus
Dead
On
Mac
No
I
Didn't
See
Well
I
Don't
Know
What I
Rolled
But
I
Don't
Think
It
Was
Good
We
Succeed
All
Right
Um
What is
The
Three
Next
To
The
NPC
That
Means
There's
Three
Of
Them
So
There's
A
Group
Of
Three
Here
Yeah
And
There's
A
Group
Of
Three
Here
No
Solo
It's
For
What
It
Doesn't
Show
It
I
Don't
Really
Know
It's
Not
Can
I'm
Gonna
Take
The
First
PC
Slot
Go
For
It
I
Am
Just
Gonna
Like
Shoot
Wildly
Into
This
Group
Of
Three
Right
Here
Okay
Uh
Go
For
It
All
Right
Yeah
Um
Yes
All
Right
You've
Gunned
Down
Two
Of
Them
But
There's
Still
One
That's
All
Right
Uh
I
Guess
They
The
Closest
One
There
Would
Shoot
Right
Back
With
Their
Combat
Skills
Oh
I'm
Gonna
Dodge
Um
They
Performed
Dodge
Incidental
To
Suffer
A
Number
Of
Strain
No
Greater
Than
Ranks
Of
Dodge
Which
I
Only
Have
One
Then
Upgrade
The
Difficulty
Of
The
Check
By
That
It's
Kind of
Like
I'm
Like
I
Shoot
And
Then
I
Jump
To
The
Side
To
Make
Myself
Harder
And
That
Will
Strain
That's
All right
I'm
Just
Gonna
Kill
Of
Anything
The
Confidence
Staggering
All right
Then
Oh
Did
You
Did
You
Take
Your
Wounds
Okay
All right
Uh
Then
That
Rings
Up
The
I
Think
You
Got
Two
All right
I'll
Blast
Next
Who
Did
Sonic
Blast
These
Here
I'm
Gonna
Blast
The
Same
One
He
Blasted
Okay
Drive
It
Home
All right
So
You
Come
In
Through
The
Door
And
Start
Blasting
Yep
Okay
Guns
A-Blazin'
Regular
Roll
Yep
Bang
I
Missed
And
It's
Threatening
You
Are
You
Came in
Right
Through
The
Door
So
You
Are
Sitting
Dark
And
You have
No shirt
On
You're
Sleeveless
I repeat
Sleeveless
Unacquainted
Yeah
How does
That
Affect
His
Armor
Class
My
Buster
Is
My
Armor
I
Think
Your
Buster
Is
Some
Of
Your
Armor
You
Have
Had
A
Shirt
Oh
Yeah
You do
Heavy
Clothing
And
Duster
Vest
So
I
Mean
It
Sounds
Like
It
Sounds
Like
Heavy
Clothing
Is
Not
Equipped
No
The
Buster
Is
Everything
You
Know
I
Can
Go
Shirtless
Repeat
Shirtless
Unequipped
Fuck
I
Didn't
Know
That
Would
Happen
You
Didn't
Know
That
It
Would
Make
You
More
Vulnerable
To
Laser
Fire
No
I
Didn't
Know
If
I
Took
Off
My
Shirt
That
It
Would
Be
Taking
Off
Legit
Armor
If
I
Had
Known
That
I
Would
Have
Acted
More
Reasonably
I
Would
I
Mean
I
Don
Know
Like
I
Said
I
Thought
The
Buster
Was
The
Armor
Well
It
Is
No
It
Is
Some
Armor
It
Doesn't
It
Didn't
Really
Change
It
Didn't
Change
Your
So
Okay
Um
That
Would
Make
It
Your
Turn
Now
Bobbins
Uh
There's
Just
One
More
Wookiee
Right
It's
Just
One
Oh
Wait
There's
The
One
That
Yeah
There's
That
Was
Part
Of
A
Group
Of
Three
It's
Now
A
Group
Of
One
Okay
Uh
Can
I
Come
Close
Like
So I
Can't
Run in
And slice
At him
With my
Sword
Right
Because
That's
Two
Maneuvers
Yeah
You can
Take a
Strain
To
Do
That
Though
Uh
Yeah
You know
What
I will
I'll
Go ahead
And
Basically
Do
The
Same
Thing
I
Did
Before
Which
Is
Running
And
Screaming
Holding
My
Sword
Like
Chop
Okay
Um
Yeah
Go
For
It
Make
Sure
To
Add
Your
Strain
And
Um
Yeah
Chop
Away
Success
Yeah
Well
Basically
Any amount
Of
Damage
Would
Kill
This
One
That
You
Feel
Stupid
Now
Huh
Man
Why
Any
Amount
Of
Damage
Would
Have
Killed
Yeah
Well
I
Killed
Him
Look
At
That
Damage
That's
Not
What
I
Think
But
It's
Awesome
So
Yeah
They're
Dead
All
Right
So
Still
Let
Me
Do
It
I
Can't
Alright
Uh
Wow
He
Has
Plaster
Carbine
Uh
He's
Gonna
Shoot
Um
Towards
Uh
I
Don't
Robbins
You're
Over
Here
On
Top
Of
This
Guy
And
Yeah
I
Guess
These
Wookiees
Are
Going
To
Uh
Find
Some
Cover
Behind
Some
Boxes
Uh
Which
Would
Be
A
Maneuver
And
They'll
Shoot
Towards
I
Guess
The
Maniac
Who
Just
Uh
Sorted
The
Other
Person
I'm
Also
Assuming
I'm
Covered
In
A
Fair
Bit
Of
Blood
Considering
I
Slip
Throat
You
Know
Gash
One
Guy
Made
Him
Bleed
Out
And
I
Just
Did
The
Same
To
The
Other
Yeah
I
Hadn't
Even
Thought
About
It
That
Sounds
Right
Yeah
I'm
Talking to
These
Slaves
Be
Calm
While
Covered
In
Blood
So
They
Do
10
Damage
Oh
You
Know
You
Know
About
So
That's
Right
So
I
Okay
Yeah
Not
80
I
Have
Been
Hit
Nobody
Makes
Me
Bleed
My
Own
Blood
Nobody
Okay
Uh
Sarn
That
I mean
We're
Back
At
The
Top
Sarn
You
Can
Take
It
Or
Someone
Else
Can
Take
It
Can
I
Take
It
To
Take
Cover
Does
Anyone
Care
I
Mean
Well
It's
Three
Of
Us
In
A
Row
So
Yeah
All right
Okay
Can I
I'm just
Gonna
Go
And
Take
Cover
Behind
These
Boxes
Well
Actually
It
Won't
Be
I
Don't
Think
It
Be
Three
In
A
Row
Because
It's
Just
An
NPC
Slot
Oh
Okay
So
It
Would
Just
Have
To
Be
The
Live
NPC
So
There's
Gonna
Be
One
That
Breaks
It
Up
Although
Well I guess
They lose
This
That's
Kind of
Weird
But
I think
That's
The way
You do
It
Fair
Enough
Okay
That's
The Chicago
Way
He hits
You
You hit
Him
Back
Harder
With
The
Back
Alright
Uh
Yeah
So
Then
Bridget
Yeah
Just
Go ahead
And
Take
Some
Cover
Ah
How do
I keep
Colliding
Into
These
Walls
I
Just
Don't
See
Your
He's
Even
Moving
I
Went
Into
The
Other
Room
Like
Duck
Behind
The
Corner
Of
The
Other
Room
Oh
You're
Back
In
The
Room
Okay
Yeah
You'll
Be
Very
Hard
To
Hit
Um
Alright
These
Pirates
Are
Gonna
Now
Shoot
At
I
Guess
Mac
Is
The
Closest
One
So
Oh
He's
Not
You said
No
I mean
Like
Remember
That
Like
It's
Like
No
Oh
Okay
Uh
But
Oh
Alright
Uh
Now
PC
They're
Hidden
Though
Right
Not
Hidden
It
Would
Just
Be
A
Setback
They're
Behind
Cover
Okay
Let me
Show
Okay
So
I'm
Going to
Precise
Aim
And
Fire
Okay
What
Is
This
Is
Death
More
The
Name
It's
Suffering
Number
Strain
No
Greater
Than
Ranked
And
Precise
Hand
Which
Is
One
Then
Reduce
Target
To
Melee
And
Range
Defense
By
That
Okay
So
It would
Be
Then
That
Would
Take
Back
Take
Away
The
Setback
Yeah
And
Fire
So
It's
Just
Too
Difficulty
Yeah
Oh
No
Wait a second
Okay
For some weird reason
The blaster pistol and blaster rifle changed
To my weapons
Oh I doubt that was my fault
Okay I thought last time I shot the wrong gun
I did two
Alright check
Sati to ten
With two advantages
Okay
What would you like
Um
I'm gonna perform an immediate
Free maneuver
Okay
To
Run and get in the power loader
Okay
I don't know why it made me laugh
It's just
The arm going crazy
And then bolts into
The armor
Alright they're leaving
Leaving Mac out
In the lurch
Uh
But it is your turn
Mac
Oh I'm lurching
Okay he's lurching
Um
Roll for lurch
I blast the one in the corner
Well that's the only one left
Yep
Okay
I blast him
Alright and uh
Make sure you put the black die
On it
Why?
Uh because they're behind cover
Oh okay
That's fine
Yeah
You have three in blaster
Or range light
Wow
Thanks
Alright
Uh
You kill one of them
I forgot to mention
Saren you did
Kill one of them
Um
So now there's
There's one remaining
Nope
Alright
Um
Mad
I guess
They shoot
Or do
Right
No it's not their turn
We're at the top
Uh we're topping
So it's another
Another
Who wants to take the PC turn
Uh
You want to shoot him again
Uh
Yeah alright
I'll shoot
Shoot him again
Uh make sure
He's not the black
Okay
There you go
Hooray
Alright
I shot the guy twice
Um
Alright
He's dead
He killed him
He survived
Is it okay to come out?
I guess so
Yeah
Okay
Cool
For now
Alright
I don't know
You guys did great
Uh
I
I killed a man
And then got my ass kicked
So
You know
Yeah well
I got shot too
What are you bitching about?
Ow
It hurts
Yeah
I know
And then I
Can I shoot myself up
With a stimmy?
Um
Yes
Uh
But
Just so you know
The stimmy's
They lose their effectiveness
If you use them
Before resting
So the next time
You use one
I think
This time
It's plus five
Uh
The next time
It'll be
I think it's
Plus
I don't remember
It's plus
It's a half
I think it goes
Maybe it goes down by one
I'd be okay with saying
It goes down by
One effectiveness
Every time
Well it's not up to you
Got him
Yeah
You're
Up to George
You're acting like
There's like
A rule book
Or something
Yeah
I mean
We don't ever really look at it
But yes
That's right
Uh
The second stim pack
Only recovers four
The third
Recovers three
And so on
That means
The sixth
Stimpact
Will have no effect
As the body
Is too oversaturated
With the medicine
You need a visit
To the bed
The back
The bed
Okay
Alright
I said
Okay
You went down
And you're
Okay
I see it
The mac
Still no damage
Butter
Buttery
Escapes
Every
Every encounter
With no damage
Yet
Loses every
Dice roll
You know
That sounds like
The mac skyblade way
Which is also
The chicago way
Can I loot
One of these
Wookiees
See if any of them
Have like a
Laser pistol
Or some sort of
Range
Weapon
Listen
I have two
Melee weapons
Loot that body
Loot it
I'm looting
The body
Can I loot
A body
I mean
There's six
To choose from
And we were
Definitely shot
By them
Yeah whichever
I just really
Want a gun
I
Whatever one
Had a
Had a gun
They both
Had a gun
That'd be great
So
Okay
Can I
Can I take one
Yeah
Do I have to
Drop anything
Or can I just
Add it
You can just
Add it
You want
You want a
Blaster
I mean they
Both have
Blaster rifles
Okay
Then I'll just
I'll just take
A blaster rifle
Alright
I'll go ahead
And put that
In your
In your inventory
Hopefully it lets
You roll it
Um
Fantastic
Yeah
And
What did
I just say
Oh yeah
Your encumbrance
Is at four
So
That's
Okay
Is there
Anything else
In their pockets
Um
Sarn hasn't
Moved
To body
In a while
No just
Just random
Pictures of their
Family
Okay
What
That's weird
I take them
Make sure
You write that
Down
I mean
Do I have to
Add an encumbrance
Yeah you have to
Add 100
Just emotionally
Yeah
It's emotional
In comfort
Oh
Are you
Sarn
Happy
Psychopathic
Do you keep
Belongings of
Everyone you kill
Not everyone
But a lot
Some
Mostly pictures
Do you look at them
No
Yes
Do you enjoy them
Maybe
Only one
I only enjoy
One
Hey
What Sarn
Does in Sarn's
Time is Sarn's
Business
Sarn
And then the
Mech starts
Walking around
Uh
Wait
What
So you get in
You're still in the
Mech and you try
To move it
Yeah
Okay
It turns out
It's out of order
It's
A malfunction
And
It's not
It's not working
That's why they had
So many men in there
I kick it with my
Robotoe
Um
No your toe's not working
Okay
You call it a hunk of junk
One
String
What
Worth it
To have kicked it
Yes
And called it a hunk of junk
A hunk of junk
Alright let's keep going
Ladies
Lady and fellow
That's me
Which one
The lady
Got me
I give you
Big
Junk
Are you guys
Coming or not
Yeah
Come on
Alright
Normal positions
Sarn
Door kicking in
Yeah
Alright
Okay
Is that why you have
The robot toe
We'll get into that
It's a mystery
Alright
I
Yeah
Go ahead
Proceed
Boom
Alright
Great
More combat
You love combat
Yeah
Alright
Roll for initiative
Alright
The NPCs will be rolling vigilance
You will be rolling
Oh wait
I think I rolled
Glutulance
Oh well
I can't help you
You can't
You just choose
You can't
Can or won't
Yes
It's alright
Spaces things out
Space
I also don't think
I'm very vigilant
I am pretty cool though
Nah
Alright
Um
So it's PC
Uh
Alright
Yeah
I guess I didn't describe
You
You burst in
Uh
There's a group
Uh
There's a group of three
In front of you
And
Uh
You
You can see
That there's some off
To the side here too
Um
That's
It's only a group of
One though
Oh
I can't see
The group of three
Oh
Oh shit
Oh just like a shaft
Or something
Yeah
I didn't realize that
Okay
Um
So I did
I did ruin that
Um
But
They did hear you bust in
So
Um
Combat ensues
Regardless
Okay
You did make an awful lot of noise
I'm gonna shoot the group of one
That I could
That I can't see
Okay
That's a good idea
Uh
Twelve
Damage
Yeah
Uh
Yeah they're dead
Yeah
Bloodlust
Okay
Alright you guys can go
Where was the other NPC
I can't see him
Uh
You can't
You can't see him
But there is another NPC in here
So you'll have to move around
Uh
Oh no
Yeah
It's like there's like a column in the middle
Oh
Um
Yes
Uh this is
Kind of
It's kind of weird
The way that we did it
Um
But
So yes
You could
You move
I'm gonna say
You can move here
I don't know
It doesn't matter
You could
You could move
You move there
That's your one maneuver
Mac
And
I'm assuming you can see the other
You can see him now
Um
And so you do
He's what
He's spooky
Okay
You can
Shoot him if you
If you want
Is he gonna shoot me
Um
Likely
Yes
Alright
Well
Yeah
I'll probably shoot that
Bang bang
Pew pew
So blaster
Setbacks
Anything nothing
No
Fantastic
Right
Triumph
Alright
Um
You do kill
You kill
Uh
Oh
Alright
So
Eight
Alright
You do
Five damage
Um
You kill
One of them
And you do have a triumph
If you want to spend it on something
Uh
Is he dead
He's not dead
You said
There's
More than one
Oh
Well
The one I shot
Though I know
No
There's
This is a group of three
Oh
And
And you shot
And killed one of them
Oh
Okay
Um
I triumphed
Because they didn't see where the shot came from
Okay
So they're not gonna shoot towards you
Um
Reflective
Fantastic
Perfect
Uh
All part of the plan
It's all part of the plan
To
Route damage
Somewhere else
Uh
They
They go in the opposite direction
Um
And see
The first thing they see is Sarn
Um
So they shoot towards Sarn
Sarn
Sarn with the gun held high
Yeah
Sarn just killed someone
Just yelling bloodlust
I guess
Bloodlust
Uh
And they miss
And that brings it to the last PC slot
Which would be Bobbins
Who
Just got a gun
Uh
And she's gonna fire it
Let's go baby
Baby
I'm not good
Never shot a gun before
Missed
Horribly
With one advantage
One advantage
Is that I'm hiding behind Sarn
I mean if you hit
If you hit that little thing
That says
Ask Tiger
For like
Advice on how to
Use your advantages
I already used it
No uh
Yeah
I'm gonna assume
That uh
You know
Maybe I spooked them
Well
I mean you can add a boost
To my next
Attack
Am I spooking them
Oh
They scatter
Well cause
Cause Sarn's looking in one direction
Right
Yelling bloodlust
And then get shot at
And I get shot at
But then Bobbins
Gonna be like
Hey they're over there
Not that way
You
Don't
Okay
That's how I would
That's how you would do it
Because you just
Yell insults at people
It's not really
You know
Everyone's cup of tea
Fine
You quad
You can
You can have a boost
Although
I'm not
Yeah
Take the boost
The boost
Uh
Bobbins
Fires
She misses
But just screams
Threateningly
Ah
Boost
With the gun
Boosting your next
Bloodlust
Yeah
So
Fire on them
That
That's you
Right
Yeah
Okay
Six successes
Oh wait
That's gotta be
Critical
No it's not
Number of sexes
It's number of
Advantages
Oh
Um
So
Fifteen
Alright
Uh
You killed
The other
Two
Yeah
Bloodlust
Alright
You know who would love this?
Broombecks
He would
God rest
Well
Rest his
Dears
I thought you said
His ears
I thought you said
That too
Gears
Alright
This place is
Just a big maze
Huh
Yes
Yeah
Who's got the next door?
Who's kicking it in?
Oh I couldn't possibly
I'm very tired
Alright then
I'm gonna keep kicking
Random doors
Go ahead
I like it
Maybe
Next time we find someone
Maybe we should just ask them for directions
Nope
Cause I gotta find Makara too
That's all I'm focused on right now
Who's Makara?
That's my sister
You Claude
The one he peed on
No
You
Also Claude
Oh my goodness
She's here
I go run up and start kicking doors
I just imagine you go up to like other doors and kick them but they don't open
Yeah like it just hurts my leg and I fall down
Alright
Which door?
Whatever
This one right by me
Yeah
Well I kicked that one and then he kicks the door
I didn't mean to open it
I thought it was painted
What opening doors?
I wanna do that
Okay
Uh
Roll a
Roll a perception check
You're
You're the one kicking the door right?
Sorry
Hell yeah
Alright then roll a
Uh
Perception check
I perceive nothing
Okay
Uh
You don't see anything
Um
And
Go ahead
Is that
After I kicked the door open?
No
It was immediately before
Oh
Okay
Um
And
Uh
Bam
Okay
And
Go ahead and enter the room
What the hell is that thing?
Uh
Mac
You're behind him
Can you roll
Perception?
Perception
Um
Please succeed
Oh
Okay
Uh
You read on the door
Uh
On the door there's
There's a name
Um
And a title
Uh
In that room
Suggesting it's a
Private room
Uh
It says
Crash
Radarian
Kill team leader
Oh
Crash
Oh my goodness
Crash
Like
It's a name
So it's
K-R-A-S-H
Crash
I walk in and take a look at him
Uh
And you guys
You guys are face to face
With this
This uh
I don't know
What species
That is
Uh
It's a lizard-ish
Uh
I mean
But not trans-dotion
It's not trans-dotion
But it's uh
Not dissimilar
Um
That's
Racist
Sorority
Kill team leader
He's part of a sorority
Kappa kappa kappa
Oh that's
That sorority
Becomes
Radarian
Uh
Oh
That was the
Yeah
I just didn't change it
On the token
With the characters
Um
And
He's
He's looking at you
Uh
Kind of like
An iguana
Looks at
Just about anything
With a
Deadness in his eyes
With two eyes
Yes
One eye face
In one way
Uh huh
And
He
Reaches on to
His shoulder
And
Um
Hold on
Quick strike
Okay
What does that say
It says
Add one
One bonus
Or boost
Per rank of
Quick strike
To combat checks
Against targets
That have not
Agged it yet
This doesn't count
Okay
Um
Sure
And so what
You're aiming
At his
Him
Just him
Quick strike
Yeah
Okay
Uh
Difficulty
Um
I'm
Still gonna say
Yeah
At this point
I still think
It's purple
Two
Yeah
Oh I'm sorry
Two purple
Okay
Um
Alright
You hit him
Interrupting
His uh
His motion
Um
Doing some
Damage
Wait no
That's not
Right
Okay
Um
But he's
Still alive
Um
And I guess
We should
Probably go
Into
Combat
Are you
Coming in
This
This is
Literally
Murder
Over
Drink
Paradise
Yeah
I'm gonna
Okay
Come in
Can we
All fit
In the
Room
Yeah
It's a little
Crowded
But it's
Not too
Crowded
Okay
Alright
Did you
End the
Last
Encounter
Yeah
I must
Have
That word
Deleted
Just
That
I'm
Canning
It
For
I'm
Done
Um
Okay
Uh
I guess
Is it
PC
Slot
Although
You just
Really
Took
A slot
But
I did
Um
So
I'm
Gonna
Say
It's
The
NPC's
Turn
What is
That
Well
Hold on
I forgot
Someone
Didn't
Roll
Oh
Okay
Alright
So
Then
You do
Have
A
PC
Slot
I
Can't
I
Is
There
A
Desk
I
Can
Jump
Behind
Yeah
He's
Got
A
Desk
In
There
Alright
I'm
Jumping
Behind
The
Desk
As
Fast
As
Possible
I
Don't
Know
What
He's
Grabbing
For
Okay
Um
So
Are
You
Moving
The
Desk
Into
Like
Um
Yeah
Kick
It
Over
So
Athletics
No
You
Can
Do
That
With
Your
Minutes
Oh
Okay
Um
With
Crash
With Crash's
Maneuver
Um
He reaches
Onto his
Shoulder
And
Um
Pushes a
Button
And
He says
Shh
Need some
Backup in
This room
Or
In
My room
Please
Um
And
Then
Hangs
Up
And
Shoots
Towards
I
Mean
The
More
I
Think
About
It
This
Is
Actually
Probably
Close
Not
I
Mean
We're
In
A
Tiny
Room
This
Isn't
Close
I
Don't
Know
What
Is
Uh
But
I'm
Going
To
Say
That
Mac
You
Kicked
It
Over
And
Basically
Everyone
Is
Behind
You
I'll
Do
I'll
Roll
I'll
Roll
Medium
Difficulty
Uh
For
This
Part
Uh
But
Let's
Go
Next
Turn
We'll
Go
Close
That
Fair
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Alright
But
Then
He
Sat
Back
Because
Of
The
Um
The
Desk
But
Who
Is
He
Fire
Oh
It
Doesn't
Matter
He
Missed
Um
I
Guess
Any
Of
You
Are
Good
To
Go
Um
Yeah
Well
It's
Bob
Best
Uh
I'm
Gonna
Hear
I
Hear
That
He
Uh
He
Said
He
Needs
Help
So
I'm
Gonna
Kind
Of
Run
And
Like
By
The
Door
To
Kind
Of
Keep
An
Eye
Out
Okay
How
Am I
Close
Enough
To
Uh
Whose turn
Is it
Next
Another
PC
Yeah
Um
Am I
Close
Enough
To
Dive
And
Maybe
Take
That
Radio
Off
Of
Them
Yeah
You
Are
Close
Enough
It's
Gonna
Be
A
Maneuver
Then
You're
Gonna
Be
Basically
Tumbling
With
Them
Then
I
Can
Maybe
I
Cancel
That
Backup
Call
Okay
All right
That's
What
I'm
Gonna
Do
Dive
Okay
And
Then
What
Was
Athletics
You said
Or
Melee
Uh
Yeah
The
Maneuver
To
Get
Close
Enough
You
Don't
Have
To
Do
It
Well
I
Guess
You
Nate
I
Mean
You
Did
Put
A
Desk
In
Your
Way
So
I
Think
You
Might
Have
To
Have
Athletics
To
Get
Over
The
Desk
Okay
So
Athletics
First
Yeah
And
I'll
Say
If
You
Fail
The
Athletics
You
Can
Still
Do
It
But
It
Will
Have
To
Be
With
An
Extra
Maneuver
So
It
Will
Cost
You
I
Succeeded
Okay
Good
Job
Look
How
Epic
I
Look
Jumping
Over
This
Desk
You
Just
Kicked
Over
My
Duster
Flapping
In
The
Wind
My
Pecs
Hanging
Out
Okay
You
Are
Now
Engaged
With
Crash
So
He
Can't
On
His
Turn
He
Won't
Be
Able
To
Shoot
He
Will
Have
You
Have
To
Deal
With
You
It's
Slash
T
Not
T
Slash
I
Do
That
Okay
Alright
Cool
And you
Guys
Are
You
Are
Engaged
In
Combat
Yes
In
Combat
Okay
Um
I
Guess
The
NPC
Crash
There's
One
More
PC
Oh
Yeah
That's
Right
You
Didn't
Burn
It
Okay
Um
Well Ben
Do you
Want to
Go
Or
You
Want
Me
To
Go
I'm
Already
By
The
I'm
Already
By
The
Door
I
Already
Used
Mine
To
Get
Close
To
The
Door
No
This
Is
New
Round
Oh
I
Just
Went
I
Just
Did
That
Though
You
Can
You
Can
Go
So
Did
You
Move
Through
The
Door
Cause
You
Do
Yeah
So
My
First
My
First
Moodover
Was
To
Get
Close
To
The
Door
Cause
I
Heard
Him
Say
I'm
Looking
For
Backup
So
I
Think
I'm
Kind of
Like
Keeping
Watch
Out
The
Door
Okay
Like
Peeking
You
Know
Looking
Down
The
Hall
All
So
Then
So
Then
I
Guess
Sarn
You
Can
Take
The
Turn
Okay
Yeah
All
Right
Um
Sarn
Is
Going
To
Rush
Back
Into
The
Hallway
And
Hold
A
Defensive
Position
All
So
Sarn
Is
In
The
Hallway
You
Now
See
The
Three
Of
You
Know
Similar
Species
Um
I
Don't
Know
What
You
Call
Just
Similar
Species
Ugly
Yes
Similar
Species
Of
Ugly
And
They
Will
Have
Entered
The
Combat
And
They
Are
Going
To
Be
Cool
Looking
For
All
Right
Uh
I
Guess
Crash
Will
Take
The
Next
NPC
Turn
He
Is
Going
To
Fight
Uh
Melee
No
Not
Melee
It's
Going
To
Be
Brawl
With
Man
Brawl
Check
Checks
Exceeded
And
It's
One
Success
I
Think
It's
One
Plus
Your
And
It's
Strength
Or
Something
One
Plus
Your
Brawl
For
Damage
So
It'd be
Five
Damage
To
Man
But
Don't
Forget about
Your
Soak
Your
Soak
Is
Three
So
You
Got
Two
Damage
I'm
Going
To
Go
Ahead
And
Put
That
In
Your
Sheet
Thanks
Dad
Alright
So
You
Took
Some
Damage
And
Am I
Still
On
Top
Of
Them
Yeah
You
Guys
Are
Still
Yeah
We're
Still
Tussling
You're
Still
Tussling
Yeah
Alright
I
Can
Take
That
Alright
It
Makes
It
PC
The
Last
PC
To
Go
Would
Be
Bob
I'm
Going
To
Join
So
I'm
Still
Going
To
Stay
In
The
Doorway
But
I'm
Going
To
Angle
Myself
To
Look
And
See
The
Three
Guys
Coming
Down
The
Hall
I
Still
Want
To
Be
In
The
Room
But
I
Don't
She
Looks
Over
And
She
Is
Mac
Not
Brawling
With
This
Guy
Mac
Is
Not
A
Brawler
So
I
She's
Going
To
Stay
In
Between
The
Door
And
Go
Back
And
For
Looking
So
In
This
Case
You
Would
Be
Yeah
You're
Behind
Cover
And
You're
Not
Going
To
Jump
Out
To
No
I'm
Going
To
Grab
Attention
Who
Is
Going
To
Grab
Attention
Is
Sarn
So
What do
They
Have
Here
Okay
They
Have
Pistols
So
They're
Going
To
Shoot
At
I'm
Going
To
Try
To
Dodge
All
Right
They
Hit
You
For
Seven
Damage
But
You'll
Have
To
Take
Off
Your
Soak
Of
First
What
Your
Soak
Is
Yeah
It's
In
Your
Sheet
On
Here
Too
Yeah
It's
Four
No
It's
Not
Five
You
Can't
Have
A
Soak
Five
It's
Okay
And
Last
Time
I
Looked
In
It
Was
Because
You
Had
Two
You
Had
Two
Sets
Of
Heavy
Clothing
No
But
I
Had
An
Armor
Which
Is
Four
And
Heavy
Clothing
Which
Is
One
No
It
Says
Two
And
One
On
The
Sheet
Have
You
Been
Applying
That
Up
Until
Now
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Ahsoka
Five
Is
A
Okay
Alright
That's
Five
So
Four
And
It
Says
It
Does
Say
Four
Yeah
And
I
Did
Look
This
Up
Because
You
Had
A
High
So
Before
So
When
We
Were
Off
I
Looked
It
Up
To
Make
Sure
Okay
I
Implant
The
Damage
Then
Okay
Alright
Great
And
Then
That
I
Guess
We're
Back
Up
To
PCs
Right
Yeah
Anyone
Want
To
Take
It
Yeah
I'm
Still
Brawling
Right
Yeah
You're
Brawling
Alright
I'm
Gonna
Knee
Them
In
The
Nuts
You're
Gonna
Have
To
Roll
For
That
Okay
Brawl
Yeah
Brawl
And
Different
To
Two
Oh
Shit
I
Succeeded
Okay
Success
Is
One
Plus
Your
Brawn
Which
Is
Mighty
It's
Not
Mighty
It's
Three
So
You
Do
Four
Damage
You
Yes
You
Do
Some
Yeah
You
Do
Some
Damage
Oh
Yeah
I
Took
Some
Damage
I
Deal
Out
The
Damage
Yeah
He's
Not
Dead
Though
Oh
He's
Wishing
He
Was
Let
Me
Tell
You
Right
In
The
Nerds
Alright
Um
How
Do
You
Become
Disamaged
Becoming
Apathetic
Ah
Engaged
If the
Character is
Engaged
You must
Perform a
Maneuver
To
Disengage
With
That
Opponent
It
Only
Changes
The
Relative
From
Engaged
To
Short
It
Just
It
Just
Cost
A
And
We
Got
Two
Pieces
Yeah
Alright
So
Sorry
Do you
Wanna
Shoot
Oh
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Aim
And
Shoot
Alright
Go ahead
Since I
Aim
Boost
Right
Yep
And
Uh
Triumph
Plus
A
Critical
Okay
So that
Will
Kill
Um
Kill one
Um
Alright
So there's
Still
One
Left
Uh
But
He's
Not
Looking
Great
I
Don't
Know why
That
Number
Doesn't
Go
Automatically
Oh
I
Don't
Know
Including
The
Triumph
Yeah
Including
Um
So there's
Yeah
There's
Only
One
Lock
Oh
So
The
Number
Did
Go
And
He's
Not
Looking
Great
Um
And
That
Okay
Now
It's
An
NPC
Slide
Uh
Crash
Pushes
Mac
Off
Of
Him
Uh
And
Grabs
For
His
Gun
Um
To
Shoot
So now
They are
Disengaged
Wait a
Second
No he
Doesn't
Yeah
I'm gonna
Kick him
In the
Head
No
We're
Not
Doing
That
Uh
He
Should
Have
Done
This
Already
Um
Uh
He
Uses
His
Shot
Gloves
Um
And
Does
Critical
No no no no no it's no because then you'd have to have five oh yeah yeah that was the
one one damage
Stun
He does one damage but that's under your soap so that doesn't
That doesn't
Take away that doesn't cause any more
Stun
A weapon with stun causes strain to the target
All right yeah so that means you take
You take
Restrain
I'm gonna put that on your sheet here
Uh and one damage but that's under your soap so you're okay on that one
Um and then that brings up the third character
Third PC which is
Bobbins
Bobbins is gonna smack uh
He's gonna just like reach over and just kind of punch crash right in the back of
the head while he's turned around shocking uh
Mac
Okay
Uh that will be a melee
Right
Yeah
Sure
Okay
So you move to
Well I guess a melee is a melee weapon right
So it would be
I guess it would be
Brawl
Okay
So brawl
So two proficiency
One ability
Right
The other options
I need
No
No I don't think so
Nah
Try him
Yeah you gotta try him
So he takes a
Um
Uh
Check a fail
Uh
Takes a
I think
Doesn't it triumph a critical
Like a
Like critical injury
You're asking that earlier
Yeah
What I'm really hoping to do is just to stun him
I don't really wanna kill him
But I do kinda wanna like
Stun him
I got some questioning for him
Okay
You do no damage but uh
You stun him
He drops
He drops smack
And he moves over to uh
He like
Moves back
And falls onto like a
A chair
And he's
Completely stunned
So you've created some space
From both of you
And uh
Stopped him
From the shocking
Thank you
Uh
This last
Further
Shocking
Further
Yes
He did shock him
Once
Alright
Um
He's going to
The last
NPC
He's going to
Take a shot at
Uh
Sarn
Seven
Alright
You added that already
Right
Yep
Okay
That's not bad
Okay
Um
And that brings us to PC
Right
Yeah
We're back up at the top
Alright
I'll shoot the last uh
Whatever this thing is
Okay
Kill him
Well
Obviously
Aim and shoot him
Kill team member
Yeah
Another
With a try
Alright
Yeah
He's dead
There's so many
Triumphs
Yeah
I feel like
Alright
Well it doesn't matter
He's dead
Super dead
Very very dead
Uh
Next PC
Sarn
Do you still have your rope?
Or not Sarn
Uh
Mac
You still have your rope?
I think I used it to get over here
Oh yeah
Nevermind
Uh
Oh Sarn has a rope
He has a garage
He does have a garage
I mean
Garage
It's not really a rope
I meant more for tying purposes
Uh
And not
Not killing purposes
Uh
Sure
I'll give you the garage
If you want to kill him
No
I want to ask him where everyone is
Like
Where your sister is
Where's boat radar
We're just going room to room
Like crazy people
Crazy people
You guys used to have binders
But I don't want
I don't know
Yeah
Mac
I know he's done
I don't know
I don't know if that ends
Do you have binders
Mac?
Oh yeah
I think you do
Slap him on him
I slap him on hard
Ow
You like that?
No
That's awful
You're going to answer some questions
I will not
Boba
What questions
Do you have to ask?
Oh
Where's Makara?
Makara
It's Makara
Who the
Makara
Who the hell is that?
And she slaps him again
Yeah
Now give me a taste
I don't
I don't know
I don't know Makara
What even is a Makara?
She's
She's a Twi'lek slave
Not the ones from
Well you didn't see the ones from earlier
But
I don't
I actually don't know
Hey
Sauron
And she like sticks her head
Through the door
What's your sister look like?
You got a picture?
In your weird
Dead picture collection?
Is it the only one he doesn't have?
Yes
I do
Oh
Okay
I flipped the light side
To my tab
Oh you did
I didn't see that
Okay
I pull
Pull out a pic
A hologram
Okay
And I show it
Lovely
To crash
Oh Sauron
You don't bring this out enough
That
Yeah
That looks like
That looks just like any Twi'lek
They all look the same
And then I pick
I pick him up
And slam
I slam him against the wall
Yeah
No you can't kill him yet
Don't kill him
But rough him up
Alright
Yeah
I'm working on it
Um
Roll a coercion
Who?
Me?
No the one
The one trying to coerce
Crash
I guess both of you are
But Crash
Sauron has got him in
In Sauron's hands
Alright
So yeah
You go ahead and roll a coercion
Um
Advantage
Um
I don't
I don't keep track
I don't keep track of any of that
I don't know where
What this Makara
Makara is
But you're gonna have to go to
To
Human resources
You have a
You have a human resources?
You have HR?
It's a personnel department
There's the people that run
The people we pay
I know what an HR department is
And there's one that runs
People that don't
Well we don't call it that
Where can we find the personnel
Who do you call it?
Where can we find the personnel department?
Uh
They're
They're on the ship
Uh
It's uh
Over
Let's see
Where
Where is human resources?
Human resources?
Uh
It's over in the executive wing
Uh
You know
Further up here
You're still
You're still in like the
Uh
The
This is not the executive
Let's say
The peon wing
Um
So
Oh
So you're a peon
Yes I'm a peon
I'm just out there
Killing people
I'm a contractor
I don't even work for
For them
I get hired by job
So
Uh
No
I don't
I don't have any keys
You're gonna have to go through
Uh
The big long
The long haul
Um
You know
With the
The barracks
And then
Uh
Take
Take a left
And you'll be in the
Executive wing
Um
If you go
If you keep going
Straight all the way
Through
You're gonna be in
Um
You know
The
The headquarters
Well
You know
Yeah
And
Punching
Did
I come out
He was
Racist
Was he
Oh
A little
Bit
And
Sexist
And
Yeah
Uh
You could
Yeah
You can
Roll for it
Though
Uh
It's gonna be
I'm gonna say
I mean
Brawl if you want
I think my brawl
Is melee
Are these
Okay
Then
That makes it
Really easy
Then
And then
Just
Yeah
Oh
Sorry
No
Um
Yes
You knock him out
Um
Are you putting
Binders on him too
He's already in binders
Oh that's right
Okay
We clapped him
Okay
Clapped him hard
Wait
You gave him the clap
Tiger
Yeah
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