Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls pokein' my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Mmm, stop it now
Episode 55, Second Blood
Bloodlust
Boben slashed, Mac whipped a nerd, and Sarn door busted in their last appearance
But they also made some friends along the way with the two former slaves, Bobens and Sarns
Freeing a pair of indentured sisters
And the combat flight controller, Mac
Attaining a pair of fashionably intelligent glasses
The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the crew of the Renegade's Blood
Including neutralizing a Radarian kill team
Frantically trying to find the butt radar before the butt finds them
But will they make a stop at human resources to follow up on a tip on a character from Sarn's past?
Also, Roombax is presumably still frisbeeing across the galaxy
I'm sure he's fine
No concerns for Roombax
He's a sturdy droid
Yeah, yeah
No love lost
I think is
A word
A phrase
Alright
Definitely something
I guess we'll take us back to Renegade's Blood
Alright, that's where we tied up the sorority sister
Yes, although
I should probably change their name
Or Darian Kill
Oh, it says there, just not on the
Not on the token
Speak!
Oh, there we are
Alright
So
I believe
We left off
You guys had just
Yeah, you tied up the
The Radarian
The Radarian Kill Team Leader
Gave you instructions
To the
Human Resources Department
Which
I will relay to you now
Again
He said
You'll have to go down
The hallway
And then
Take a left
To get towards
The executive wing
Of the ship
But he said
The hallway
Is
The Barriers
That means they have
Weapons there, right?
And maybe people
Yeah, but more importantly
Weapons
I mean, how many people
Are out flying ships?
I got them going
In a nice circle
I want to
Star wants to head that way
Yeah, I mean
I guess
I mean, the executive ships
Sounds like that's where
A butt radar would be found
So
Do you remember where we
Dumped those slaves?
They're just waiting for us, right?
They haven't followed us here
They're still in the back
They didn't follow you
You guys put them
Basically
In
The airlock
Next to
Where you came in
With the power loader
That's right
We left them there
Alright, good
Yeah
I'm sure they're
I think they're
Cowering
Presumably
Cowering
Alright, well
Yeah
Executive suite
Here we go
Yeah
Hooray
Is it this door?
Uh
No
So
Is it this door?
Can you see my
Oh, that door was locked
Wasn't it?
It is now
I thought it was locked
Before
You can see
There's a window
On it
It's
No, it wasn't locked
Before
There's a window on it
It looks like an airlock
That goes outside
Well, that's
We should probably
Put that guy in there
No, he's tied up
He's good
Yeah, tie him up
In an airlock
Alright
Um
Yeah
You can
You want to throw him
In the airlock?
Yeah
Lock him up
Alright, well
First you have to
Unbind him
From
I assume you have him
Chained up to something
Uh
Yeah, we had a pair of bracers
Right?
That we
Or was it rope?
No, they were
They're
They're called binders
Binders
Yeah, we got some binders
Uh
Do you really want to
Unhook him to put him
In the airlock?
Are you sure?
Uh
I thought he was just
I thought it was just
His wrists bound together
But if he's bound to something
I thought you guys
I thought
I
Maybe I assumed
You did bind him
I assume you binded him
To something too
But maybe you didn't
Probably a chair
I think we strapped him
To a chair
That seems like my
Something I would do
That does not seem
Very sturdy
Well, anyway
Seems almost portable
Well, no
No way that could come back
To haunt you
Yeah, she strapped him up
To a folding chair
Now he's got a weapon
God damn it
My god
He's got a family
So executive suite?
Executive suite
Yeah, let's go
Alright
Which way do I go?
Forward
Alright
Yes
Which would be
Never backward
Right
And always twirling
So it would be
Down
And he told you
These directions
I'm just going to assume
That you guys
Remember them perfectly
Rather than
Your real selves
Which did not
Hey, you didn't need
To say that last part
Well, also
Also he didn't
He didn't actually
Tell you all the directions
Because I didn't know
At the time
So you're a liar too
Alright, well
We gotta go through
These doors
I'm assuming
Alright, Mac
I'm gonna move
Your token back
Down by them
That's fine
Yeah, okay
That's fine
Okay
You guys get to the door
The door is labeled
Barracks
Wait, hold on
Give me one second
Okay
I wanted to make sure
I knew what Barracks meant
Alright
Um
Well, I gotta continue
The blood loss
I kicked the door open
Okay
Um
That seems like
I might go poorly
You should start
Upgrading your melee
So that when you
Kick doors
It's kind of
You'll have an advantage
They just come straight
Off the hinges
Like you just
Upgrade melee
Not for anything
Not for like
Just for kicking down doors
Just for kicking doors
Okay, yeah
You
You kick the door open
Um
It
And
I assume you go in
Oh yeah
Okay
Alright
You go in
And
What it looks like
It kind
Inside there
It kind of looks like
A um
Like a locker room
Um
And
You see
Straight ahead
There are
Uh
Wookiees
Um
And
They're looking
Directly at you
Um
When you kicked
Yeah
When you kicked
The door open
Um
It made
Uh
Let's say
An intention
Um
Attracting
Noise
Um
And now
Were they in the middle
Of our dress?
Uh
They are in various
States of dress
But um
They are
Wookiees though
I mean
They're covered in hair
So
Um
That one's not wearing
It's bandolier
Uh
Gross
Yeah
They
This is supposed to be PG
Yeah
Well
Um
Yeah
I guess
Uh
The Wookiees come running
Towards the door
How many Wookiees are there?
There are
Um
Four groups of three
Oh my god
Does that smell like a
Bad idea
Is that like
Is that like a herd?
I don't
I don't really know
What the term is
For uh
Group of Wookiees
Uh
But I guess
Well did you
A batch of Wookiees
A Wookiee batch
Did
All three of you
Go through the door?
Maybe not
But you're all in
You're all certainly
In uh
Combat
Oh maybe I need to
Reset the combat
From last time
It says a grove
Of Wookiees
The literary
Collective term
For Wookiees
Was a grove
Of Wookiees
That's dumb
To hell
Batch is so much
Better
Uh
I like grove
It's like a tree
They're like trees
Yeah
I mean they do
Grow in trees
That's canonical
It's also
It's almost a pun
But I know it's not
Alright
I'm rolling
They're gonna
They're gonna roll
Cool
Because
We caught them
A little bit
Off guard
Are we doing vigilance
Okay
Yeah
You guys will be
Vigilant
Although I guess it may be
If you were caught off
Surprised by Sarn
Um
You know
Kicking open the door
No I think we all
Expected that one
At this point
I mean you would be
The only one that
Didn't expect it
But he has been
Kicking all of these
Doors
I don't think he's
Kicked
I don't think he's
Opened a single one
At this point
And I'm still not
Sure how he
Opened these doors
Sarn's opened
All of them
Just not in the
Practical sense
No
They're practically
Open
Wide open
Yeah
All right
So we start
With a PC slot
Sarn I think
That's you
Yeah you're
Literally the guy
Who probably
Hit the door
All right
Then I am
Going to
Quick strike
I don't know
Are there any
Single
Combatants
Are they all
They're all
No they're all
They're all
Groups of three
Okay
So I guess
That would be
Twelve
Wookiees
That were in
The locker room
In various
Stages of dress
All right
Well I'm just
Going to
Quick strike
I don't
I don't like
This guy over here
Okay
This says two
But that's
Just a broken
Whatever it is
In foundry
Gotcha
Two triumphs
All right
So you
You blast in
You kick the
Door down
Um
And
I will just
Tell you that
With the two
Triumphs
Um
That's enough
To
To kill this
Screw
Um
Fudging it
A little
Bit
But
That's
I mean
Two triumphs
That's
Pretty fucking
That's a great
Roll
So
Yeah
It is
Um
Do you
Want to
Color it
In
Or you
Just
Yeah
So as soon as
Sarn kicks the
Door open
He sees his
Group
Or
Sarn sees his
Group
And he just
He just
Automatically
Starts blasting
And just
Mows him down
Like
Candy
He just
Starts just
Holding the gun
And just
Spraying all over
The place
Say hello to my
Little friend
Yeah
Exactly
Alright so
Yeah you turn
You turn to the
Side and you
Just start
Blasting on this
Group
Sort of
Like
Uh
Do you want
A piece of
This
All right
Um
Responding to
Your
Do you want
A piece of
This
Are these
Bookies here
Um
Who do
Indeed
Want a piece
Of this
Uh
And they
Shoot towards
You
I'm gonna
Keep it
At medium
Can I
Dodge
I don't
Remember what
The rules
Of your
Dodge are
When targeted
By combat
Check may
Perform a
Dodge
Incidental
To suffer
A number
Of strain
No greater
Than the
Ranks of
Dodge
Which is
One
Then upgrade
The difficulty
Of that
Check by
That number
Okay so
You take
One strain
And then you
Increase the
Difficulty
Okay and
You you're
Taking care of
The strain on
Your end
Yeah
Okay
I don't
Uh
Um
A miss
Wow they
Didn't get
One single
Thing
That's crazy
Alright uh
I get another
NPC slot right
Alright now I'm
Gonna use it
These people
They're gonna do
A very very
Suspiciously
Similar thing
Thank you.
I mean, you could keep doing it, but as soon as you run out of strain, I guess, you're
going to be passed out, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I guess I get 15.
All right.
Oh, no.
Music's haunting.
Well, you're in a haunting position.
Huh.
Okay.
Um, damage.
11 damage.
Well, that puts me at, uh, zero.
No, does it already?
I have seven, so it actually puts me one above the threshold.
All right.
Uh, so you get blasted.
You are incapacitated right now.
Oh.
It just went dark.
Oh, there it goes.
I hit the wrong button.
What is this?
I thought it was because I hit 13, so I was like, oh, no.
You're dead.
I'm dead.
Sorry, Turbo's dead.
Poof.
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
You, you get blasted, and you're slumped against the, uh, the wall near the door that you just
came in.
Shit!
He's down!
Darn!
It is PC turn here.
All right.
I'm going to hide behind, like, on the other side of the door with my, like, like, using the
door as kind of, like, cover.
And, uh, see if I, can I blast anybody?
Uh.
I sure would like to.
So, um, what, so here, here are some options for you.
Um, you can also reach for Saren.
So you guys are behind the door, uh, which is great cover, assuming the door, you know,
you're not, you know, the door's not, you're not standing in the doorway.
Um, you can make a move to try and grab Saren and pull him through the door.
Yeah, I would like, dude, let's do that, because Saren's a good player.
You know what, I'll, I'll, I'll do that, uh, I'll grab him, because I can't shoot very well,
and you're much better at it than I am.
And I'll go blasting?
Okay.
Yeah, I'll go first.
Uh, I'll, uh, I'll, like, take my giant Lasat arms and try to, like, grab him while still
hiding behind the door and just, like, pull him closer.
Do I need to roll anything for that?
Um, no, I don't know what it would be like.
Maybe athletics to see how, how good you pull him through the door.
I mean, that's as close as we get for any physical, um...
Okay.
Yeah, I, I'm assuming, because, like, I, I imagine I have to dodge the hail of bullets
that accompanied his, uh, fall.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
I don't know if I'm any good at athletics.
Woo-hoo!
I miss him.
All right, so you don't, you do, you're not completely successful at pulling him completely
through the door, but you've pulled him enough for, like, uh, maybe his toe, uh, but mostly,
like, his legs.
The robot toe?
Sarn's, Sarn's limbs are still on the other side of the, like, the bad side of the door,
but you pull a good part of his, um, you know, body through the door, so he's outside
of imminent danger.
He's not gonna, they're not gonna beat that dead horse.
And she's, well, Ben's pulse, she's like, God, Sarn, you're so heavy!
Did you just call me dead?
No, you're heavy!
This toe is surprisingly heavy.
Oops.
Okay.
I, I can't respond.
I am unconscious.
You are still, yes, this is the best.
Okay.
Um.
Rude.
I am gonna give up this NPC slot, this dead person.
Uh, I don't, I should have looked this rule up, but I'm just gonna go ahead and roll with,
this one's dead, so it loses that slot, and it goes right to the PC.
Next PC.
So, uh, Boo, you would be the next PC.
Okay, I'm gonna go blastin'.
Um.
Good, I, go for it.
I just wanna give you one option, too.
You do have Stimpaks.
Oh, does Star need it?
I'm okay.
I think does Star need it, though.
You're right.
I'm just gonna check myself with Stimpak.
I am really pretty tired.
I'm a little winded.
Yeah.
Oh, I guess I'm over there now.
All right.
So, yeah, I'd say you use your maneuver.
Uh, so you get two maneuvers.
Use one maneuver.
I'm assuming to pull him all the way through the door.
I thought she did that.
She pulled him.
I pulled him mostly through the door.
Oh.
Except for, yeah, their legs.
Siren's legs were still dangling out there.
Oh, okay.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll, yeah, I'll, I'll participate.
Okay.
I'm a team player.
Help me tug him.
We tug together.
Yeah.
I'm grabbing his toe.
Just the toe?
Just the toe.
No!
Not the toe!
Anything but the toe.
Um, but yes, you could, so you pull him in with one maneuver.
You can, you know, go, you could, because at that point you're by the door.
You can blast through the door if you'd like.
I mean, I'm going to give him a stimmy first and try to, you know.
It's a pretty good idea.
Okay.
So.
He's really the best at combat.
I'm terrible.
Yeah, I mean, we're just going to stimmy him up and throw him back out there, right?
Unless they drop their guns and they're really close.
Shoot, stimmy.
Alright.
Uh, stimmy is, what did we say?
That's five, five health.
But I only get four.
Right, because it's one less.
Yeah, because I already used one.
Okay.
Alright, so did you, you health yourself back up?
Yes.
Uh, so he stimmies you, um, and you are brought back to life.
I raise up just like Uma Thurman in that Pulp Fiction.
No, not dancing.
Just like Pulp Fiction.
Where's my gun?
You guys brought my gun, right?
No, it took two of us to pull you through the door.
Good thing it's attached to my head.
Good thing you have more than one.
Don't tell them that.
Alright.
Um, let's see.
That would bring it to an NPC.
I guess it was this one.
Um, they're gonna blast in your direction, I guess.
Um, but you guys are behind cover, so that would be increased...
Not difficulty.
What's the other one?
Setback.
Yeah.
Because you guys left the door open.
Um, it doesn't exactly close.
I...
Not that monster kick you, David.
I don't know why...
I don't know why you don't think it can close.
Because I busted it open.
Oh, so it's broken.
That's what I assume.
You kick a door open, it's not gonna close the same.
Might close a little bit.
It's worth a shot.
Alright.
Uh, it missed.
Thankfully, because I'm not sure how we made it up.
Alright.
Uh, alright.
So, Boo, you're one less to me.
I mean...
You're still fast.
No!
Yes!
Okay.
Um, PC slide.
You guys want...
You want me to take it?
Yeah, yeah.
And...
We brought...
We brought you back to life.
For a reason.
Might as well bring you to work.
Plus, this is kind of your bag baby.
Yeah, also, you kicked the door in.
I...
So, technically, this is your fault.
Yeah, I did that.
I did that.
Maybe we should look through the window.
I guess a...
I guess a locker room wouldn't have a window.
This is a pirate ship.
For the locker room.
Alright.
What group is the one that incapacitated me?
One of these.
This one, right?
One of these two.
Yeah, one of them.
I think it was that one.
Okay.
I'm going to target aim then.
Okay.
So...
Or precise aim, I'm sorry.
Suffers a number of strength no greater than ranks in precise aim, which is one.
Then reduce targets, melee, and range defense by that number.
Okay.
So that means you're on the good side of the door.
Yeah.
Because their defense was the door.
Well, not the door, but the doorway.
Yeah.
Wait, theirs was?
Well, you guys are kind of both on.
Well, yeah.
I leaned out.
Yeah.
I'm going to allow that with the precise aim.
How'd you do?
14 damage.
Succeeded.
Alright.
So that...
14 damage.
Alright.
Yeah, you destroyed these guys here.
Alright.
You guys got to start doing something here.
Aside from saving my life.
What the hell have you guys been doing?
Saving my life?
Guys sitting back there chilling like you just saved my life or something.
Okay.
Who's next?
NPC.
Alright.
So it'll be this person is going to shoot towards your direction, which as we established since you're on the other side of the door is going to be the same as if it were cover, which makes it a setback.
Sarn, you're the closest through the door.
Yeah.
And I was just leaning out.
And you were just leaning out.
Okay.
Then he's going to shoot at you, I guess.
Boy.
Oh, no.
It's not looking good for old Sarn Turbo here.
Alright.
10 damage to Sarn.
And Sarn goes down again.
Alright.
So you're back to zero.
I'm not going to give you negative.
Sarn passes out again.
Alright.
I guess it's...
I'm not sure what our plan was coming here.
Maybe we shouldn't have kicked down the barracks.
I mean...
No, that's not the problem.
That we is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
That's not the problem.
It's the, you know, what was the goal here?
Get more guns?
No, this is, uh...
Way to Sarn's sister.
Although, at this point, I mean...
Yeah, we gotta go to the HR department.
We're gonna lose Sarn before we get that far.
Seriously, we're gonna have to file a worker's comp or something.
It's gotta be like, save him Private Ryan.
Find her sister and let her know.
Yeah.
Alright.
I knew I should have dodged.
This NPC is gonna take, um...
At least one maneuver.
If not two...
To make it into the door.
Oh, here's Bill Ben's time to shine.
Yeah, time to blast.
With the vibrosword.
So they moved and got closer?
Yeah.
I...
That's it.
There's no other...
No other turns here.
Uh, that makes it a PC slot again.
Uh...
I'm assuming, uh...
Bo Ben's kind of, like, pulls out her sword and just...
I'm assuming they're close enough that she can just reach out and...
Bah!
Stabs at him.
Flashes wildly.
For my natal stuff.
I think you would be...
For my natal stuff.
I think you would be...
Then engaged.
Okay.
With them.
Um...
In order to use melee, you have to be engaged, I think.
Um...
Okay.
How do I engage them?
So...
So you just move closer, and then you're engaged, and then...
Uh, your rolls are gonna be...
It's gonna be too difficulty.
Um...
Just...
You would need...
How did they get unengaged last time?
I think you have to use a maneuver or something to get unengaged.
Or maybe you have to win, uh...
Strength.
Strength check.
Well, it doesn't matter now.
Uh, yes.
You would...
So you become engaged, and then...
You will need to roll for your, uh...
Your vibrosword.
Okay.
And you said upgrade difficulty?
It's two purples right now.
Uh...
Engage is two.
Two purples.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
You wanna make sure that's right.
Just...
Oh, no.
You got him.
All right.
So...
Succeeded one...
One success.
Two threats.
All right.
Uh, yeah.
You're stuck in the door.
Yeah.
Um...
I...
I imagine, cause they're like, all trying to get in at once, and there's three of them, so it's kind of like...
Ah.
You gotta...
Okay.
Swipe to keep him back.
All right.
Apparently.
You did...
You did kill one of them, though.
No, you didn't.
Never mind.
Sorry.
No.
Bad route.
Oh, wait.
Are we just fighting over Sarn's body?
Yes.
It's a struggle.
That is the way Sarn wants to go out.
For people fighting over him?
Okay.
Yep.
Okay, so the next one is this PC slot, which we're doing it the same way as we're doing the NPCs, then.
Um, that's Sarn's, and they're...
Unconscious.
Oh, no!
There's nothing I can do?
Should I get...
No.
Okay.
Should I give him another stimmy?
That's a good question.
Or you can help me with these guys.
All right.
I'm going to blast those guys.
Wait, it's not...
It's...
Wait, so where are we at?
So we did the two...
We did two NPCs.
We're skipping this PC.
Oh, skipping...
Okay, so no, we're back...
No, we're back at the top.
We're back at the top.
So, yes, it could be you.
It's gonna be me.
You or me, I can either strike again or you can shoot.
What would you like to do?
I'll shoot.
All right.
Well, it should be the two PC slots.
So you skipped one.
We skipped one.
Then we went to PC.
Which was Bow Benz.
The first one...
So in the previous round, the first one was Boo.
We did...
No, the first one was me.
I killed the group.
Then the NPC shot me.
And then the NPC moved.
Then it was Bow Benz.
Then it should be Boo.
And then Tom.
Okay.
All right.
So...
All right.
So...
It's you again.
All right.
I'm gonna blast.
Okay.
Who you blast at?
Whoever's on top of Bow Benz.
Are you grappling with somebody?
Yeah.
I'm using my sword to keep them out of the doorway.
I'm gonna blast the one that's in the doorway.
Okay.
It's a setback because there's...
Um...
She's tussling with...
With Bob Benz.
And if it's a...
If it's a...
Wait a second.
Can you...
I'm gonna say if it's a...
Not a failure.
Let me check this for a second.
Please don't shoot me.
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
How he can shoot you.
Because that would be really funny.
Engaged.
Yeah.
Just...
Just use the...
The setback.
I don't think you can get a despair on a...
On a setback.
One setback?
Yes.
All right.
I'm gonna go blasting.
Good luck.
I missed.
Oh.
Ah, but two advantages.
Uh...
I...
I hit the side of the door and I blinded the guy.
Kind of, uh...
Like, it's like...
Kind of like...
Like a gun flash.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Um...
That would...
That would provide an opening for...
Bob Benz to become...
Unengaged.
Although she won't want to do that, will she?
Because she's gonna want to just...
Slash him again.
So...
He's...
He's blinded.
All right.
That'll be a boost to, uh...
Bob Benz.
Two.
Although I guess it's...
So we're back to PC turn at the top.
So...
It would...
Or could be your turn again.
Yeah, I'll slash him.
Okay.
Slash him.
Go for it.
All right.
And one boost?
Yes.
Aha.
Boosted!
That's a success, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yes.
Succeeded.
One success.
Five damage.
I thought this Vibrasaur did more damage.
As it turns out, it doesn't.
No.
But it is, some might say, defensive.
Piercing.
Or vicious.
And it vibrates.
Ew.
I just said it.
Ew, or that it vibrates.
Uh-huh.
Somebody had to say it.
All right.
You do kill one of the...
One of the Wookiees.
In the door.
I stab him.
Ha!
You got both of them.
There's one left.
Can they fall on top of Sarn in a comedic effect?
Uh, well, one's still alive.
Oh, so you think now you're just accumulating bodies?
Right, in front of the doorway.
Okay.
All right.
We've got cover.
Oh, no.
All right.
Yes.
So two...
It's Sarn and then two Wookiees.
And one is still in the door.
And...
I guess...
So it would be an NPC.
All right.
So one of these is dead.
Dead!
Oh, I guess we skipped this NPC over here.
But they can't really do anything.
No, they shot me.
The first...
Oh, I understand.
Last round.
So now it's two NPCs in a row.
Yeah.
All right.
They're going to shoot at bobbins.
Bobins.
Um...
Oh, I guess...
This might...
All right.
No, because they're still engaged, right?
Because of the...
The knifing.
One of them is.
They pull from their, uh...
Utility belt...
A vibro knife.
Oh, what?
Uh...
And...
Starts to swing that towards, uh...
Bobbins.
Doing...
Four damage.
Um...
You have two soap.
So that would be two damage.
Two damage.
Um...
Okay.
Good job.
Um...
And this other Wookiee's going to...
Or this other group of Wookiee's going to run right up to the door.
Um...
So...
Now...
They'll be ready to engage...
If they need to.
All right.
That makes it...
Maxter.
Uh...
I'm going to use...
Do I have any more stimmy?
I've got to check my stuff.
Yeah.
You've got four.
You guys really loaded up on stimmy's at the...
At the, uh...
Space Casey's.
I'm going to have Elm Sarn Daddy a little bit of a breather.
Bye.
Giving him a stimmy.
Okay.
I mean...
He keeps coming back.
Why are there so many bodies on me?
Sarn, we need you to do...
We need you to kill some things first before you die.
You can't do anything with bodies on top of me.
Stop sleeping!
It's every time I get shot, I take a nap.
All right.
It's your turn, then.
Sorry.
Well, I guess...
I guess Bobbins can take a turn.
Wait, no.
She had a turn.
I...
I had a turn.
I'm engaged with, uh...
Vyros...
Uh...
Knife.
Yeah.
So it's my turn?
Yep.
All right.
Well, then I'm gonna...
From the ground...
I'm gonna shoot at the one that's in the knife fight.
Okay.
Um...
It's...
Close.
So it would be one difficulty, but it's gonna be one setback, because, uh...
They're tussling.
Uh...
Now, what if I use my blaster pistol?
Doesn't matter.
Okay.
I don't know if you're using a rifle.
Yeah, because a rifle is...
It's good for long, but it could be used for short.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Good?
Yeah.
Go for it.
Okay.
13 damage.
All right.
Uh...
Now...
Now you are...
You're covered in more...
You're covered in more bodies.
Okay.
If I don't get shot again, this is gonna knock me out.
Stop pilot bodies.
Maggot slash T.
I know.
I got it wrong.
I took a gamble.
I was like...
Where is it?
There he is.
Okay.
That brings it to...
Where is it?
The...
The top?
Yeah.
The top.
So who wants it?
I'm gonna go blasting.
Okay.
Max is gonna go blasting.
Yeah.
I'll blast that second one right off his toes.
Okay.
All right.
Any, uh...
Same setback as before?
No.
No setback because he's not engaged.
Uh...
And it's close.
So go ahead and use one difficulty.
Last it.
Triumph!
Triumph.
All right.
Uh...
You...
By triumphing...
Uh...
Let's see.
Um...
Six.
Anyway.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I should have rolled the...
So now...
Yeah.
That's okay.
So, uh...
You killed two of the three.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes.
That is what I'm talking about.
Uh...
But it is his turn now.
So he's gonna shoot towards you.
No, no, no.
What?
That wasn't the deal?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Yeah.
Says the only person who hasn't taken damage is...
This, uh...
This...
I'm not wearing a...
I'm still not wearing a shirt, dammit.
You're right.
This is gonna be...
You're gonna have even less soap.
Alright.
No, then.
Oh, no.
Well, no one told you to take your shirt off.
No one told me it would be a part of my armor.
Weird how that works.
But they miss.
Because of my natural charisma.
They trip over the pile of bodies.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...
Then it's a...
PC turn.
You wanna just finish it off, Sarn?
No, it's...
It's hard to do anything under a pile of bodies.
Oh.
Well, I can try and blast, but I'm not very good, so...
But here we go.
Just hoping.
Wait, where's the...
Where are they at?
Uh, they got piled up here.
Oh, okay.
Woo!
There you go.
Ah!
Holy crap.
Why wasn't I using this?
Alright.
You had a vibro sword.
I just...
I really like being up close when you kill someone, you know?
Oh, I know the feeling.
Just afterwards, it's not nice to have them on top of you.
Alright.
You killed all of them in the locker room.
Yeah.
Despite God.
Woo!
Alright.
Wait.
Before we go any further...
Get these bodies off of me!
Oh, okay.
Yeah, right.
And, uh...
Boban just starts picking up the bodies and, like, like bags of, you know, dog food.
Kind of just chucking them aside.
Yeah.
Oh, perfect.
Look, that did not go so hot for us.
I know we won, but, uh...
I got stabbed.
Um...
I got shot...
A lot.
Can I take a look around this locker room and see if there's, like, a first aid kit somewhere?
You know?
An eyewash station or something?
I got a little chilly.
What?
Did you get some blood in your eye?
No!
I'm just gonna raid it.
I don't have a stem pack and I could probably use them.
Where's your...
You probably could use them.
Yeah.
I wonder where you get those from.
Can I...
Well, I...
Okay.
Well, let's see what's around here first.
I just...
It's a locker room, so, I mean, maybe they'll have, like, a, you know, first aid kit.
Or shoes.
Or a shirt.
Shh.
Okay.
Alright.
What do I, uh...
Uh, we'll pick...
Yeah.
Well, you can go ahead and pick one.
Alright.
It's a real perception.
Uh, alright.
So, perceiving, uh, you see down this corridor.
There are four...
What looks to be four doors.
Here.
Alright.
Gonna go down there and, uh...
Take a peek in the first one.
The first one?
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't want to kick it open.
I just want to peek stealthily through the door.
Okay.
Very carefully.
Roll a stealth check.
I really...
We really gotta...
Oh, yeah.
Take it easy for a few seconds.
Okay.
Succeed.
Uh, you peek in.
Uh, you notice it's inside.
It's some kind of, like, a jump pod, um, that must go into the fighters.
So, what...
What you do see in there in one of the chairs is a Wookie, uh, pilot.
Or what looks to be some kind of, uh, fighter pilot, uh, Wookie.
Um, they're alive.
Oh, God.
Shut that door.
Alright.
They didn't...
They didn't come a-running when they heard all the noise?
No, it's, uh...
They are...
Well, I mean...
You'd have to ask him.
Wait a second.
Are the ships drones?
And he's just piloting it from here?
Uh, no.
That's...
I mean, I'm telling you too much, but I just want to stop you from overthinking it too much.
That would be kind of cool, though.
It might be cool.
So Bob Benz just kind of, like, opens the door crack.
I mean, that could've worked.
Bob Benz just opens the door crack and he's like, ah!
That's it.
Uh, Sarn would like to stealthily check the second room.
Okay.
Um, roll stealth.
Your stealth's pretty good.
Yeah.
Also pairing his precious.
Oh, no, that's her perception.
Although my stealth wasn't too bad.
I still succeeded.
There's no way I can fail this.
I failed it!
All right.
You open it up, but it's a really, really squeaky door.
Um, and you tumble inside very, um...
I don't know.
Clumsily.
Uh, and...
Let's see.
What the hell is that?
Okay.
You see...
Inside, there is, um...
There is one Stimpak.
Um, you see a...
Inside, there's a, like a...
Like a pilot's...
Like a first aid kit.
Basically, it looks like a...
Uh, a kit someone would strap to their leg
that, you know, is going into a fighter pilot.
Or a fighter jet.
And it has a Stimpak in it.
I take and give it to Bobenz.
Aw, you're so sweet.
Well, it's not going to do me much good.
How do I do this?
You just...
You just add five.
Oh, wait, sorry.
Push it right into your leg.
And push the...
It's like an Epipent shot.
Oh, okay.
Uh...
Clunk.
She stabs it.
So it just reduces five,
because, right, it's my first one.
Yep.
All right, cool.
I have five now.
Five.
Okay.
Five.
Much better.
Yeah.
All right, Matt, what are you doing?
I'm following behind.
What's the next door?
I'm going to poke my head through the next door.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to move you down here.
Thank you.
I lost me.
There I am.
Do you want me to run a stealth?
Is it?
I thought that was...
Well, I mean, you don't have to stealthily open it.
You can just kick it down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Someone need a door kicked open?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stealth it, stealth it.
Any extra modifiers?
No, just...
I am the lord of deception.
Wait, why'd you...
Why'd you roll deception?
Why did you...
I meant the roll of stealth.
You received the door.
The door is confused.
Also failed that one.
Sorry, I wrote the wrong one.
In my head, I saw stealth, but...
What was that?
You were trying to deceive us.
It almost worked.
I'm really good at stealth, guys.
Believe me.
All right.
Yeah, you try to open the door very stealthily.
It's also very creaky.
And the door opens and you fall in kind of clumsily.
And you start rooting around in there.
There's nobody in it, thankfully for you, I suppose.
And...
Let's see.
You do find a first aid kit, but you open it up and it's empty.
Oh.
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
Oh.
All right.
All right, cool.
All right.
Sarah just walks to the next one and kicks it open.
All right.
I'm going to put a hallway of doors down here.
Yeah.
How many more of these do we have?
Do your legs not get tired?
Do your...
There is a fighter jackie in there.
Uh-oh.
And this...
I did not decide that after you...
Before you kicked the door open, that was just...
I picked four random ones and you kicked the one open that happened to have a fighter jackie in there.
And now you two are in combat.
But I caught him unawares, right?
No.
Well...
Kick him again.
You kicked one door.
Give it another good hard kick and kick that down.
Kick that guy down.
I mean...
Uh...
I guess, yes.
If we're going to roll initiative...
Um...
Yeah, you can roll vigilance and the fighter jackie will roll cool.
Nope.
Yes.
Wait, do I have it backwards?
Not yet.
I think you do.
All right.
So he rolls...
Vigilance.
Right?
Does it really matter?
Yes, it's a different...
I mean, maybe not in this case.
I don't know what their skills are.
Oh, okay.
Two and cool...
No, it would be exactly the same in this case.
Do I get a boost for surprising?
No.
The surprise is vigilance versus cool.
Listen, and nobody else kicked the door open.
So you have the best stealth on the team.
I don't really feel like giving you an opponent.
Why are there question mark dice now?
It must just be...
All right.
So go ahead.
You can take your turn first.
Oh.
Yeah, you kick it open.
And yes, there's a fighter jockey sitting there waiting...
Not waiting for you, which is...
Oh, I'm going to aim and shoot.
Okay.
All right.
12 damage.
Yeah.
You just straight up murder him.
He's very dead.
Loot that body.
Okay.
I just don't...
How do you...
You got to just start putting things on these guys' bodies, Tiger.
Just so we...
Find stuff.
It's really strange things like a can of beans.
Yeah.
You find...
You find on his body,
there's what looks like a...
It's like a pocket watch.
And inside,
there's a clock,
which tells the time.
But it also has a picture
of a family of Wookiees.
It looks to be like
a Mormon-sized family
of Wookiees.
And by Mormon,
I mean wives and children.
So,
yes,
there seems to be
two or three wives
or husbands.
It's hard to know,
but they are very romantic.
And the children
also look like
they get good grades.
I'll definitely take those pictures.
Well,
I definitely put that pocket watch
in my pocket.
add this to the collection.
Can you write that down?
No.
I just don't...
I just don't want to forget about this.
It will come back to haunt you.
It will.
It has to.
You're going to be attacked
by a Mormon family of Wookiees.
Or a Wookiee family of Mormons.
Not again.
Or,
no,
I'm sorry,
a grove of Wookiee Mormons.
Okay.
How do I...
Oh.
Maybe I could just put it
in the notes.
Oh.
Yeah.
Move that, buddy!
Did you...
You added it to your gear?
Yeah.
Pocket watch is Mormon family picture
and device that tells time.
Why is there so many now?
I hit...
I didn't know what that button did
and I added some.
But now I don't...
What am I?
Some watches?
Oh, there it is.
Pocket watch is a Mormon family picture
and device that tells time.
All right.
A clock?
Yes.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's take a break.
It's a pocket watch.
Let's see.
Now you've killed
just about everything.
There's still one door
with a pilot inside of it.
No,
just leave him alone.
Yeah,
but what if he's got
a pocket watch?
What,
you think they just
give him out to everybody?
Like,
hey man,
it's been six months.
Here's your gift.
A pocket watch.
What if we kill him,
get his pocket watch,
and it's the same picture?
Well,
that would be a coincidence.
Uh,
can I,
do Wookiee,
are these Wookiees wearing,
like,
some sort of uniform
or anything?
Or are they all just,
in general,
Wookiees?
the one that you just killed
is wearing,
um,
like a,
it's like a jumpsuit,
like a fighter,
like a,
like a pilot's jumpsuit.
Uh,
the other ones,
they're not,
they're not in uniform
because they are pirates,
but they,
they,
they're dressed alike.
Although,
they're not dressed
because you're in a locker room.
They're in various states of dress.
Listen,
guys,
crazy idea.
What if,
what if I got a Wookiee,
one of these pirate Wookiee outfits on?
Do you think I'd pass as Wookiee
and maybe,
you know,
we'll do the whole,
oh,
I'm taking him prisoner,
you know,
routine?
Uh,
yes,
absolutely.
Are you rolling?
Are you deceiving me?
Do you really think this is going to work?
Uh,
I'm willing to believe in,
we'll use the force.
Okay,
well,
uh,
you know,
I gotta be honest,
I don't think any of that force stuff really exists.
Uh,
but,
uh,
I gotta,
all right,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna take the,
uh,
various states of undressed Wookiees.
I'm assuming they're like lockers are open
and they're like clothes are kind of still hanging out.
I'm just gonna find enough clothes
to make it look as if,
I might be Wookiee from a distance
because the stats and Wookiees don't look alike.
It's a really common misconception
and kind of a racist,
or I'm sorry,
specious stereotype.
Uh,
but,
in this case,
we're gonna use it to our advantage.
I'm gonna use it to my advantage.
I really don't want to be shot again.
I don't know how you guys do it.
I got stabbed with a Vibros knife.
I've been stabbing people with a Vibros sword.
Do you know how much that hurts?
Yeah,
I think I can,
uh,
yeah,
I think I've been stabbed before.
Okay,
well,
it hurts a lot.
I've,
I've been doing this all over.
Uh,
I,
Bobenz is just like anxious at this point.
I think she's got a lot of adrenaline,
so she's just talking.
And she's going around
picking up different pieces of clothing
and like shoving them on top of her clothes already.
Yeah.
She's pissed.
Okay,
yeah,
uh,
you,
you put this stuff on.
Yeah,
you make a half,
a half convincing,
uh,
Wookiee.
From a distance.
Unless you are a Wookiee,
I guess.
No,
I'm definitely not a Wookiee.
No,
I mean,
I'm a convincing Wookiee
to someone that is not a Wookiee.
All right,
fair enough.
But anyway,
yes.
All right.
It should,
it should help you.
It should help you.
Well,
what about these other doors up here?
Forget them.
Stop kicking down doors.
Who said I was going to kick them down?
It's not like that.
There's a whole nother row of doors over here.
Yeah.
Oh,
God.
Uh,
in,
in the interest of not wasting time opening doors,
let's just say all those rooms are,
um,
not interesting.
They're lockers.
Yeah.
You could have just said locked.
Yeah,
but then you would have tried to kick it down.
So like,
then,
okay,
fine.
Then it should be just a little more straightforward is there's nothing interesting worth locking behind these doors.
Fine.
Yeah.
You know,
you know,
if these doors had anything interesting,
they would have bothered locking them,
you know?
Exactly.
All right,
Andy,
don't go too far ahead yet.
Try to convince your compatriots to come with you.
All right,
let's go this way,
guys.
So,
if you remember the directions that the kill team leader gave you,
it was,
uh,
go through the barracks,
down the hall,
and,
um,
to the left.
All right,
well,
I'm going to continue going through the barracks.
Down the hall,
to the left.
Uh,
to your,
to your left,
not the map.
Yes.
Map left.
To my left.
So,
I'm here.
This way,
you would have to go.
You guys in?
Yeah,
I'm here.
Yeah,
we're in.
Hooray.
I ran into a wall.
Okay,
so you can,
this,
they'll sneak up on you.
Can you see,
right here?
The door?
Uh,
we can see,
like,
there's a little hallway.
What is it,
what is this,
this icon here?
It looks like a door.
It just looks like a door?
The darkness.
Okay.
Um,
there is a door there.
Um.
All right.
Can I,
push Sarn away,
ahead of Sarn?
No,
I'll,
push Sarn out of the way.
I'll stealthily,
open the door.
Hey,
my stealth is pretty good.
I'll stealthily,
I promise,
I'll stealthily check it.
Okay.
Is that what you call,
kick it?
Is that what your foot's called,
stealth?
No,
it's what I actually call
the robo-toe.
But that's,
that's not what I meant
in this instance.
I will stealthily check the door.
door.
All right.
Do it.
Stock up to the door.
All right.
I didn't fail it twice.
Okay.
Uh,
the door's locked.
God damn it.
Even with eight advantages?
my wife.
So glad,
so glad I didn't try
kicking this door over.
Okay.
The door is locked.
All right.
Uh,
does anybody want to roll,
uh,
perception?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
You do it.
Yeah.
Do it.
Do it back.
Perceive.
All right.
I'm working on it.
Something's going on
with my damn thing.
Perceive.
All right.
Perceive.
All right.
Perceive.
Let's try them.
Okay.
Uh,
while,
while Sarn is monkeying around
with the door
and Bobbins is yelling at him,
telling him how to monkey
with the door,
uh,
you see,
you see a small sign,
uh,
in basic that says,
um,
HR,
uh,
with an arrow pointing
in this direction.
Well,
this has been quite the adventure,
guys.
We going the wrong way.
I start walking away.
It's this way.
It says HR,
two letters,
and an arrow.
It's written in basic,
apparently.
Let's go.
All right.
And as part,
as part of your triumph,
you notice as you walk by,
you kind of walk by it,
and then you stop and come back,
and you look to,
you're left here,
and you see a droid.
Um,
it's not activated right now,
but a droid is just sitting there.
Guys,
guys,
guys.
Yes.
There's a droid.
Holy shit,
a droid.
What kind of droid is it?
It looks to be
a standy droid.
There's either Rolly,
there's Rolly droids
or standy droids.
That is the official classification.
Yeah,
I don't know what you guys
are talking about.
Am I wrong?
Um,
it's,
it's sitting with other equipment,
uh,
like,
uh,
I don't know,
space mops
and,
uh,
space brooms.
Um,
so,
it seems to be
some sort of
custodial droid.
Can I roll,
uh,
an education
skill or something
to know what this thing is?
Yeah.
Ah,
it's a standy droid.
It's a standy droid,
uh,
but it's also
a custodial droid.
Um,
it looks like
it's proficient
with space mops
and or space brooms.
Um,
but,
you would know
a ship like this,
uh,
would,
would use
these custodian
droids,
uh,
and probably,
they probably move
up and down
the ship.
Do you guys want
to take a droid with us?
But they don't,
they don't keep the droid on,
you know,
just by the fact
that it's sitting there
off and it's kind of
a rude thing to do.
Wait,
what's a rude thing to do?
Turn it on?
No,
to turn it off
when you're not using it.
I mean,
have you ever seen,
like,
in Star Wars,
like,
they,
they usually just let
the droids
like,
exist?
Instead of like,
like a Roomba
where you turn them on
when you need them
and turn them off
when you don't.
Alright,
I'm,
Star is going to
fiddle with it
to try to get it
to clean,
turn it on
and get it to
clean the HR
office.
Okay.
Um,
fiddle.
I would encourage
you to collaborate.
I don't know,
you might actually
have the best computers.
Um,
I just know that
Bobbins is a
mechanic,
so.
I've got two
proficiency.
Okay.
I got one.
Alright,
you're right,
push her out of the way.
Get out of the way!
Uh,
difficulty two?
Yeah,
sure.
I've failed.
Your advantage is
that you, uh,
noticed you failed.
That's one hell
of an advantage.
Can I flip it
to light side point?
To what?
Make it successful.
That's not what
those are for.
Oh, here, here.
Let me, let me,
I'll, I'll do,
we'll do this.
Listen.
Fine.
general skills.
Let's see.
You, you can't use,
you can't use the light
side point to
negate it.
No, I know.
I know.
If you do,
well, Bridget,
Bridget succeeded.
I push him back
out of the way
and get a little bit
closer and just
click the on button
that's like right in
front of his,
like on his side,
just boop.
Yes, all that
computer's knowledge
has led you to this
moment.
Uh, it does,
it does power up.
Oh shit, what are
we gonna do with it?
Tell it to clean
the HR office.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Awaiting instruction.
The HR office
is quite filthy.
Uh, as you see,
I am a Wookiee,
uh, and, uh,
you need to go in
there and clean it.
You have me,
not being a Wookiee,
am fooled by your
disguise.
Deception.
No, the deception
was put in the,
I don't really want
to roll, I just want
this to be true.
No, no, no, no,
I'm bragging about
my deception.
Oh, I see.
All right.
Uh, yes, Wookiee,
and you want me to-
Clean the HR office.
Where is the HR office?
Do you work on this
ship or not?
Clearly-
Psych.
I knew it was the
whole time.
Oh, you got me,
you got me,
you got me good.
So,
all right.
Uh, you know,
he, he, he does
like a little stretch,
uh, like, you know,
back and forth on
each leg, uh,
back and forth to,
uh, you know,
get his space legs
under him again.
And, uh,
he starts walking,
um,
although then he's
stopped by
Siren.
Siren's in the way.
And I imagine they
have an awkward
exchange.
Not really.
Okay.
Good.
Uh, he shambles
forth.
He opens, uh,
a door,
and he's walking
towards,
oh, wait, hold on,
I'm hitting the wrong
buttons.
And he opens, uh,
another door,
and now he's in the
HR room.
And Siren's following.
just kind of
following him.
And, and you just
walked right in?
No.
Yeah.
Okay.
I said, no,
that's a bad idea.
Yeah.
All right.
So you,
so Mac, so Mac,
I, I would,
I will allow that Mac
right at Siren is
just going to charge
right into that room.
Mac grabs him on
the back by the
scruff of the neck
and pulls him back,
uh, just to give
him one last chance
to, uh,
convince him not to,
not to just walk
into a room.
give me one good
reason.
Uh, let's take a,
let's take a sneaky
look around first and
make sure that no one's
going to get the drop
on us.
All right.
Then I'll smell,
I'll stealthily sneak
in.
Stealthily take a look
first.
Use the,
how about stealth
perception?
Can I use
perception?
Okay.
Yes.
Perceive.
All right.
What do I see?
All right.
Uh, you, you just,
you pull, you pull him
back and just say,
Hey, maybe we should
look in this room first
before charging in.
Um, and you take a look
sort of around the corner.
You, you take a look in
the, like the crack of the
door, uh, like in the
hinges, uh, and you see,
um, two.
Let's see.
Can I show these to you?
I can see them.
Can I think?
See something.
Yeah, they are.
They're Wookiees.
Oh, shit.
God damn it.
So many Wookiees.
Yeah.
Who would have thought?
And only one in the,
in the whole series.
No.
Well, in the first three.
In the first three, yes.
He only won.
They didn't even give him
a medal.
He got a medal.
It's like giving a dog a
medal.
Oh, he bites it to see if
it's real.
Ah!
So you see, you see two
Wookiees in there.
Um, they are doing, uh,
office work, uh, at a table
in the, uh, back of the room.
Facing us?
Um, I am gonna roll
a 50-50 die.
Isn't that just called a coin?
Yes.
They're facing you.
Oh, shit.
Are they close together?
They are on, so, yeah,
they're pretty close.
Uh, but as, as you, as you
notice, um, so now you guys
are all watching, uh, taking
on, you know, the, uh, what
would you say, like, uh,
inspiration by Mac.
And you notice that, uh,
the custodial droid is, uh,
sweeping up.
And the Wookiees start
talking to the custodian
droid as if they're old,
old work, um, pals.
Uh, then they're just doing
small talk, uh, as the, uh,
the custodian droid just,
is working the room.
They're doing small talk to
the droid?
Yeah, and they're going back
and forth.
Okay.
So, do you guys think we
should sneak now?
Do you think they'll
do?
We're going to sneak to
sneak to what?
What are we even looking
for in here?
They're facing us.
How are they?
What are we even doing in
here?
We have to find out where
my sister is.
Okay.
Objective.
We need to get to their
personnel files.
Yeah, and that's in here,
right?
I assume it's...
Now, those would probably
be on a computer, right?
I don't know.
It might be on the
post-it note on its chest.
Now, that doesn't seem
like a very secure place
to source personnel files.
I mean, no, but I don't
know anything about
looking, filing.
All right.
So, we need a computer.
Is there, like, an...
Can I, like, peer around
and see if there's, like,
an open, like, desk
station or something?
Sure, but it'd have to
be perception.
All right.
Perceive.
You must perceive it.
Perceive.
I can't believe it.
I perceived.
Your rolls are great.
Yes.
You notice that
there are two desks.
It looks like the two are
sitting in the desk in the
front, and then there's...
You can just barely tell
that there's a desk behind
them.
It looks like they have,
you know, four computers
per desk.
But...
So, two are occupied,
and it must be that the
other six are not occupied.
Not it must be, but you...
I'm just saying that you
only see two Wookiees, so...
There's four on...
Unmanned computers.
I would like to try to
sneak up to one of them.
Okay.
Well, wait.
That didn't...
Oh, okay.
That's not much stealth.
Yeah.
It was a try-off.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll let you...
I'll let you roleplay here.
They're not gonna see you,
but...
How do you make it over?
So, I would like to...
It's kind of like a retcon
kind of situation,
but when we were talking
to the cleaning droid,
it was also kind of like,
hey, maybe distract them
a little bit.
so they're talking to you
and not really focusing
on their work.
And it makes it easier
for me to sneak over.
Well, you don't need
the boost anymore.
I would say that sort of
blows your cover
because you were just
telling them...
You were just telling him
to do his job.
Okay.
Here.
I got a plan.
I'll go over and distract him.
Wait.
He's already successful.
Yeah.
I've got the triumph.
He's already successfully
had moved over.
Okay.
The triumph is that
the computer is unlocked.
Okay.
Yes.
So, the...
Yes.
It must have been that
one of the Wookiees
is going back and forth
between the computers
and it's unlocked.
Then I would like to...
I don't try to type in
to find out, you know...
Okay.
So, let me move you...
So, you went past this...
This one.
I'm going to say you went...
Okay.
...all the way over to...
Imagine...
This is a truck in here
but that's actually a desk
for our purposes.
And there's another...
There's another desk
over here
to which you are now
set up to a terminal
and you're in the terminal.
Okay.
Then I would like to
search for
my sister's name.
Okay.
Which is
Makara Turbo.
Okay.
I guess
the other two of you
are just gonna...
You're just waiting back here?
Yeah.
I'm gonna keep my
gun aimed
just in case
those
other people start
snooping
and seeing
what Siren's up to.
All right.
Well, you keep...
You're keeping your gun
on those
fucking desk jockeys.
And Siren
is hacking
into cyberspace
right now.
Okay.
Space.
Cyberspace.
You're going through...
You...
You're...
You look into
the slave
files.
You're...
You're typing through
and you see
that you can find
like personnel
then you start...
You sort it by
the different positions.
But you notice
that slaves
are not with
the personnel.
They're with
the properties.
which really
geeks you out.
Yes.
He looks real
pissed over there.
Right.
And you see
like things like
desks
and crates
and
other different...
twi'c...
What'd you say?
Twi'leks?
Yes.
And you see...
You do see in there
also a couple of
Twi'leks in there.
The sisters from before.
I was hoping to pull up
their names really quick
but I don't...
One was Deal.
Yeah.
It was Deal and...
E...
G...
Something like that.
But you do see...
You see those
and you go past them
and you know
it sort of makes you think.
And then you do see
at the bottom
an unnamed Twi'lek
that matches the description.
Makara was green
like you are.
and
it says
Makara.
Does it have a location?
So you click...
You click through it
because...
And now you're flooded
with emotion.
You're like,
oh my god.
I have...
I'm so close.
You're so close.
And you look at it.
You see like a little
ship icon
that she's on a ship.
You click on the ship.
It does say
the...
The renegade's blood.
Oh.
So she's here somewhere.
Yes.
Oh.
Okay.
I come over to Mak
very, very quietly.
Mak.
Hello.
Mak.
Hello.
This is Sarn Turbo.
Hello, Sarn.
How's it going over there?
Hey.
Follow my lead on this.
Okay.
And then I rush
one of the workers.
Okay.
So I start...
I run in and rush
the other one.
All right.
Is it the janitor droid?
There's two of them.
Yeah.
The janitor droid...
You rush right by him.
And he spins around
in confusion.
And she yells,
aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
And...
Oh.
Okay.
What are you trying to do?
Me?
Yeah.
You said rush them.
Yes.
I want to force them
to tell me where
that...
where Makara is.
Okay.
Uh, let's
roll initiative.
Okay.
might end up
very poorly for me.
Now, they're...
Mak took out
30 of them.
I can handle
a couple of desk jockeys.
Yeah, dude.
They're easy.
Especially if they're jockeys.
And if they're wearing glasses.
Okay.
Uh, and they're gonna roll
cool.
I think.
Hey, I gotta triumph.
Okay.
Uh, first
is an NPC.
No.
I'm sorry, NPC.
I...
Uh, Mac,
I'm gonna take this one.
He's got it.
Okay.
Stay calm
and tell me everything
I need to know.
All right.
So you grabbed him.
Yes.
Okay.
By the scruff,
scruff, scruff, scruff
of his neck.
Okay.
Um,
you are successful.
Um,
and he surrenders.
Uh, and the other one
throws his hands up.
You will tell me
where
Makara is.
Tell you, tell you,
tell you what?
I'm trying to talk
where Makara is.
What is a,
what is a Makara?
It's the property
and I shove his head
into the desk.
Ouch.
Yes.
Do you want more of that?
No.
Then tell me where she's at.
Who are you?
Tell me where she's at.
I tell him where he's at, lad.
He's gonna keep beating on you.
He starts,
you notice that his arm
is starting to reach
under the table.
Grab his arm.
I smack his face
into the table again
and say,
don't do it.
He's,
he stops for a second
and then he's like,
he's clearly scared.
He starts to do it again.
I throw,
I throw him away
from the desk.
This fucking guy.
All right.
You throw him.
Okay.
Now he's on the floor
and he's,
he's scared.
He threw his hands up.
Okay.
What do you,
what do you want?
What,
what property do you want?
You want,
you want a,
you want a pocket watch?
I got a pocket watch.
Give me the,
give him the pocket watch.
I kneel on his shoulders
and say,
give me the pocket watch
and then tell me
where Makara is.
Okay.
He hands you a pocket watch.
I just shove it in my pocket.
Okay.
That's where the watch is.
I don't,
I don't know what a Makara is.
Can I,
can I go to the computer
where Sarn was
and like print out a picture?
Print out like the report.
Yeah.
So she just goes over
and like prints out a report
and this old dot matrix printer
is like,
ding,
like a fax machine.
It's amazing
how psychologically advanced
this place is.
I pick it up
and I kind of show it
in front of the person's face,
the HR person's face.
Like this is a Makara.
Oh,
I,
yeah,
this has got the asset ID on it.
All you had to do
is tell me what the asset ID was.
I would,
I would have helped you.
I don't know what a Makara is.
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah,
this asset ID
and yeah,
this room number.
It's not far from here,
actually.
Where
is it?
How do I get there?
I think you could just tell us
the room number.
That'd be nice.
Yeah,
that'd be really nice.
Um,
yeah,
I can,
yes.
Rocket?
I'm getting that for you.
Oh,
let me just,
can I get up to the computer?
Oh,
all right.
Are you going to piss,
are you going to press that alarm button
underneath your desk?
No,
I won't push the alarm button.
I feel like you guys are very scary
and I see your guns.
Oh,
yeah,
I got a gun too.
What?
All right.
She doesn't want to use it either.
I'm not great at it.
what the hell?
Okay.
Um,
all right.
So then he sits down at the computer.
He,
he hits a bunch,
he hits a bunch of buttons
and,
um,
he looks at the room
and he says,
oh,
that room's,
uh,
right over here.
It's in the executive wing.
That's weird.
And everything is in the executive wing.
Well,
not everything.
And he starts to,
he starts to list out a bunch of
different random items
that are not in the executive wing.
he says,
well,
for instance,
like boots,
like soldier boots,
those don't go to the executive wing.
The executive soldier boots.
Yes.
Now those go over by the locker room.
And also in there,
is it?
We were there.
Oh,
you were there.
Were they in various,
various stages of dress?
And you know what?
Some of them were wearing boots.
Oh,
they were.
And now they're dead.
Some of my best friends are what?
Wait,
hold on.
I pull off.
the pocket watch that he gave me.
Uh-huh.
And I open it.
What's,
what's inside?
So,
inside is just the picture of the man
by himself sitting on a stump.
Okay,
well,
no worries.
I close and put it back in my pocket.
What?
What do you mean?
What were you expecting to see?
I'm sure so.
It's great that you have a picture of yourself,
though.
Yeah,
that's not weird at all.
Well,
I didn't think so.
My mom doesn't either.
Sorry.
Executive wing.
Go to the,
let's,
where's the room?
Let's go.
We've been dawdling.
Again.
That's one thing we haven't developed,
fellows.
Or,
I can't start.
Okay.
You guys,
he points you around
into the executive wing,
which is actually right around,
it's right around the corner.
Through,
he points around this way.
Oh,
that way?
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
What should we do with these two now?
Any more binders?
No.
Do I?
No.
Um,
you see,
there is a door,
like,
right behind you.
There's two doors.
Um,
I'm not going to kick this one in.
He's learning.
Well,
if I kick it in,
it's broken,
then they can get out.
Also learning.
Yeah.
Hey,
Bob,
can you check what's behind that door?
I'll do it
with my perception.
Yes.
Great.
Uh,
roll your perception.
This perception is going to be
without difficulty.
So it's just going to be
zero purple.
Um,
so.
If you fail this.
Yes.
It means you're illiterate.
How do I get rid of the
difficulty?
Uh,
right click.
Right click.
Let's try this.
Not letting me get rid of
more than just two.
There should only be two.
Right.
There should be zero,
right?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah,
keep adding.
I can add it,
but I can't remove it.
I can remove.
Interesting.
I will give it to you then.
Uh,
on the top,
it should say downgrade difficulty.
Yeah.
it doesn't.
Yeah.
Anyway,
yeah.
If you go down to the number
next to the,
the purple
and right click it.
Let me try this one more time.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just because it's,
uh,
how do I give this to someone?
I thought I could give people
rolls.
Yeah.
Fixed result.
Give it to Bridget.
Give her a success.
I just gave it to you.
Okay.
Hey,
look,
I can look through.
Okay.
Just don't open the door.
Hey.
All right.
Did you,
did you roll it?
Did it send you a message?
It should say,
Oh,
wait here.
roll the dice pool.
There you go.
Check tail.
I'm still struggling with the door handles.
I still haven't gotten to figured it out.
Like,
do they slide?
Do they swing?
Like,
how do they?
That's why I kicked them in.
All right.
You can't quite read it.
Uh,
but,
uh,
your advantage is that there are symbols on the door,
which seem to suggest that as a door to the outside.
Oh,
airlock.
Airlock.
Yeah.
Hey guys,
this is an airlock.
But you haven't opened the door.
All right.
Are we going to the executive suite or what?
Well,
I don't know.
You guys are trying to decide what to do with these,
these,
I want to put them in the air,
in the airlock.
So he can't push the alarm button.
Okay.
All right.
You,
you succeed doing that.
Okay.
Except,
except,
except it's not really a door to the outside as much as it's just a,
or a door to an airlock as it is just a door to the outside.
And you space these two Wookiees.
Oh,
well,
his memory will forever live on in my brand new pocket watch.
Let's go.
All right.
Executive suite.
Um,
you guys make it around the corner.
I'm moving you.
All right.
Um,
moving in.
There's a,
there's a door here.
Um,
but the door that he was telling you to go to is right here.
Um,
it's hidden.
Um,
but it's not hidden.
It was hidden for me.
because I didn't know if I wanted you to use this door,
but I want you to use this door.
This is the door to the room.
Where's my,
I'm sorry.
I'm being cryptic,
but I'm not trying to be quick.
All right.
I run around the corner and I just go give it a big,
a big hard kick.
All right.
You kick through,
uh,
you come in and you're,
you're coming in hot and then coming right behind you,
walking in is,
is,
uh,
Sarn and Bob ends.
Uh,
Sarn,
you see in the middle of the room,
there's a cage,
just a freestanding cage in the middle of the room.
And inside there's this,
this heap of clothes,
uh,
with some green poking out.
Um,
it looks like a very familiar,
um,
heap of clothes.
Yes.
And,
but there's a cage in the way.
Yes.
So I start screaming Makara.
Uh,
Makara.
She turned,
so the heap turns to you,
uh,
and,
you know,
and looks at you and turns to you and it's like,
Sarn,
sister.
Yes,
it's me,
Sarn.
I never thought I'd see you again.
I know,
but I'm here now.
I came for you.
Oh no.
What do you mean?
And at that moment,
uh,
a Wookiee bursts in,
uh,
with a team of other Wookiees.
into the room
and surrounds you.
Are they fooled by my disguise?
I can't do it.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to start kicking ass.
All right.
You've got to do a lot of the heavy lifting here.
Okay.
Story of my life, right?
I'm just kidding, guys.
I'm going to hide.
We're in a room with nothing but a cage.
I can hide behind the cage.
I see a Twi'lek and a Lisset.
I can hide behind.
Well, so when he was slumped up against the door and then it was your turn, I thought you were going to say, well, I'm just going to hide.
Sarn's body was just lifeless on the other side of the door.