Ha ha ha!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke in my head
Not fun, I said seagulls
Stop it now
Episode 55, Reunited
Captured
Through the barracks and into the executive wing
The crew have made their way through the renegade's blood
Sarn collected a few critical injuries
And pocket watches
And Bobbins reactivated a custodian pod
And Max shared some of his stimmies
In order to revive his door-kicking and unconscious mate
But after questioning and spacing
A few human resource associates
The crew has found Makara
Sarn's long-lost enslaved sister
The reunion was short, however
As the group was ambushed by Wookiees
And a particularly menacing leader
And now find themselves captured
No, no, now's not a time to worry about Rumbax
Never mind that he's drifting further and further into the void
Please, won't you focus on yourselves for once?
Never
Okay
So, uh, that reminds me
Uh, Sarn
Oh no, I thought you were gonna skip past this
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Uh, yeah
Every time you fall unconscious
You need to roll a critical injury
That's just how these things work
Um, and you did not
No
So
Can I
No
No, I think I have to roll for you
Alright
Well, I'm gonna roll a critical injury here
Yep
Roll
Off balance
And I will
Put that on your character
Sarn
He's stumbling
Where does this go
Where does this show up?
Where does it show up?
It's underneath the
It's the second to bottom tab
On my
Sheet out here
Oh there it is
Off balance
Add to next
Add one
Difficulty to the next skill check
Okay
To just one
Huh?
I guess so
But you'll still have the critical injury
You just won't have to
Right
Alright
And then
When
The next roll is
Plus ten
When you roll your second critical injury
Yeah I think so
I think it's plus ten
For every
Critical injury
When rolling for critical injury
Add plus ten
For every critical injury
The character is already suffering
Oh off balance
Was like nothing
What number is that?
Twenty four
Yep
Wow
Yeah
That'll be easier that one
Plus ten
Oh no
Compromise
No
Why?
Let's read this
Increase difficulty of all skill checks
By one until the end of the encounter
By two
No it just says by one
No it says severity
Oh it just said by one
Oh no that
That's how you get rid of it
That's how you heal it
Oh okay
It's a two difficulty to heal
Oh okay
Gotcha
Alright great
Okay let's
Let's
Alright
Alright and the other thing I wanted to roll
Was
There was a very important question asked at the end of last session
Right before we ended
Which was
Did my disguise work?
Or no no no what was it?
That was the end of the episode
Are they fooled by my disguise?
Disguise
Um
I've been on pins and needles all week
And
Um
I'll say this
We said that your
Your disguise was probably not going to trick anyone into thinking you're a Wookiee
Correct
Because I am in fact a Lissette
You are a Lissette
They are very different beasts
Yes
But she might be wearing a bandolier
I am wearing a bandolier
You are wearing a bandolier
And other uniforms adjacent to uh
Space Pirates
And I was able to
To fool that custodian bot
So I mean
I think it's worth a deception roll at the very least
I'll roll it if you want
Oh what is this Wookiee doing here?
Now
You will be rolling against
The
Discipline
Of
The
What you guys have perceived as
The leader
Um
So
It will be three red die
You know what?
Let's go big or go home
Let's do it
I mean
Alright
If it doesn't happen
It's totally cool
Do you have
What is your
Let me look at your sheet
I want to see what your skills are
Is your deception higher than your skullduggery?
No you have good skullduggery
Um
I think this kind of
This kind of makes sense
That it could be a skullduggery
Alright
Let's
Let's skullduggery this
Skullduggle
Okay
And you said three red correct?
Uh
Red
So you have to change it from black to red
Okay
Did you figure out how to do that?
Because I have not tried that
Oh we got to do the destiny pool
Oh yeah
Let's do that first
Excellent
Bad
Also bad
The force is on our side
And we're gonna need it
Come on
I am
Not doing so hard
No you're compromised
You are
You know
Some might even say you're off balance
Okay so when I roll skullduggery
Right
It's got two yellow
Uh
Green
And two purple
So then I just add three
Um
No what you will do
Is you up
You'll upgrade
Difficulty
So let me pull up your
Just so I can look at the same screen
Skullduggery
Alright
So you can
Upgrade
I think it should be
You'll have to hit upgrade
Four times
Alright
Cause you're
The three red dice
Two
Three
Four
Alright yeah
So I got two yellow
A green
And then the three red
Yep
Oh
Okay
So
Alright
So this
Is how I see this working
Um
Well we could
Role play it
Uh but
Uh the two threats are
As I've
I've mentioned
They
You're
Let's see
Threads
Um
You're wearing
Somebody else's
Clothes
Right
Is that where they came from
Yeah I definitely
Just
I was opening up
Lockers and found
Like
Something that I could wear
That looked
You know
Like I belonged there
It was someone else's
Clothing
Okay
That I found
In the locker room
Alright
That is
The threat is
That is
Noticeable
Um
Okay
So you guys are still in this
I
I moved you already
But
We're gonna have to
Uh
Start here instead
Back in this
Small room
Where
Makara is in the middle
In a cage
And on the back
Side of them
Is
Uh
Three Wookiees
Um
And
One
Real tough
Mother
Looking
Uh
Wookiee
And let me send you that
Picture of him
Again
Um
Oh yes
I remember that guy
Yeah
Oh my god
Yeah
Uh
That's one tough
Mother looking
Wookiee
One super tough
Wookiee
Um
And the three
Uh
Other Wookiees
Are
There's two on his side
And one
One coming up
You know
Behind him
Uh
And
Uh
He says
To you guys
Well
Gotcha
What
Hold on
We go
Yeah
Uh
Twilight
Uh
Vuster
And
What are you
Doing here
Uh
And then
Bo Benz is gonna
Kind of remember
That she is
In fact
Wearing
The uh
The disguise
She's gonna like
Jump back
From home
And go
Ah
Well
Uh
I found
These two
Uh
Snooping
Around
And she
Gives
Uh
Matt
Or
Mac
Kind of a
Shove
Like a
You know
Hey
Yeah
You almost
Caught me too
Brought him here
For questioning
You
And I'm
And I'm not
Answering any
Questions
I told you
Earlier
Yeah
And I still
Have my
Rifle
I think
So I'm gonna
Pull that
Around
And kind of
Like
You know
I uh
Brought him
In
They were
Just snooping
Around
They were
Busy in
HR
Looking at
Different files
I think
That's gotta
Be a real
Personnel
Complaint
That's gotta
Be a
Confidentiality
Breach
Well
It's a good
Thing that
Uh
He fell
Into the
Trap
Wait
Yeah
I mean
It was
Well
Well placed
This trap
I
Definitely
Didn't forget
To read
The memo
You put out
About traps
Being on
This particular
Level
In the
Executive
Wing
How could
You have
Missed that
Memo
It's our
Entire
Mission
Well
I'm
I will
Admit
I'm not
Much of
A memo
Reader
Those
Clothes
Look
Familiar
I don't
Remember
There being
A little
Sad hair
And I
Well I mean
It's a
Uniform
Right
They all
Look the
Same
I step
Before it
I'm like
You're never
Going to
Take us
Alive
Right
Sarn
Uh
I mean
I'm not
Too far
Off
Oh
You're right
He's on
His sister
Alright
Well
I poked
The guy
Who was
Talking
In the
Chest
To say
You
Back
You
Will
Never
Take
Us
We
Just
Took
You
What
Not
Alive
You
Are
Oh
So
You're
Dead
This
Trap
Doesn't
Even
Have
Any
Kind
Of
I mean
Look at
Him
And I
Give
Sarn
Like a
Rough
Shake
And I'm
Assuming
Since he's
Off
Balance
It really
Shakes
Him
Up
This
Was
The
Worst
Ill
Conceived
Trap
I've
Ever
Seen
I
Don't
Know
You
Fell
For
It
I
I did
Not
Fall
For
It
I
Was
In
Here
Looking
For
Something
Important
That I
Lost
Earlier
All
Right
Yes
That's
What
We
Counted
On
You
Looking
For
This
Slave
For
Some
Reason
And
Then
You
Did
And
Now
We've
Got
You
Cornered
You're
Caught
That
Is
A
Trap
It's
A
Good
Trap
To
Well
What's
That
Over
There
Yeah
I'm
Not
Falling
For
That
Bad
Buddy
Boy
All
Right
You're
Coming
Roll
For
It
And
Roll
For
It
Roll
For
What
Like
What's
Behind
Me
Deception
Yeah
That's
What's
Behind
You
Is
A
Bunch
Of
Deception
Here's
Your
Deception
And
He
Throws
Binders
On
You
Yeah
And
Then
I
Kind
Of
Like
I'll
Go
Behind
And
Kind
Of
Like
You
Know
Gently
Shove
Them
In
Whatever
Direction
I
Like
The
Shoving
Take
It
Easy
Man
Big
Fan
Of
It
Yeah
Just
Remember
You're
Our
Hostage
Not
Theirs
What
I'm
Not
Talking
To
You
I'm
Talking
To
Her
Why
Are
You
Talking
To
Her
Yeah
No
Talking
To
Prisoners
And
I
Give
Them
A
Real
Good
Whack
And
Max
Suffers
One
Strain
Thanks
Honey
Yes
But
It's
A
Convincing
Whack
If
You
Are
Convincing
Whack
No
You
Won't
I
Think
He's
Talking
About
Me
I
Think
I'm
Gonna
Get
It
Later
Being
A
Wife
All right
And
Then
They
Start
Frog
Walking
You
Over
To
They
Throw
They
Throw
Hoods
On
Your
Heads
Although
That
On
Bobbin's
Heads
Head
And
They
Start
Walking
You
Over
To
Um
It's
You
Take
Past
Where
You
Came
In
From
Um
I
Guess
I
Can
I
Don't
Know
If
You
Can
See
This
Uh
Games
Paused
Oh
Yeah
We
Can
See
That
All
Right
Can
You
See
The
Rooms
As
You
Fly
By
Them
Yeah
All
Right
Okay
I'm
Not
I
Haven't
Moved
The
Wookiees
Back
But
I'm
Just
Gonna
Move
You
Guys
So
You
Can
See
Where
You're
Going
Oh
That
Door
Is
Locked
Not
Anymore
Okay
And
You
Guys
Are
Being
Frog
Walked
By
The
Three
No
Four
Wookiees
And
Bobbins
Down
The
Hall
Out
Of
The
Executive
Wing
Which
You
Worked
So
Hard
To
Get
Into
And
Into
What
Looks
Like
A
Hanger
Where
In
The
Middle
Of
The
Hanger
There
Is
A
Big
Cage
Waiting
For
You
The
Wookiees
Empty
Your
Pockets
Of
Weapons
And
Yes
Throw
You
Into
The
Cage
You
Wouldn't
Be
Good
Prisoners
If
You
Had
Weapons
With
Makara
Is
In
A
Separate
Cage
In
The
Hangar
But
Across
The
Room
Bobbins
I
Was
Anticipating
That
You
Would
Not
Have
Your
Weapon
So
I
Took
It
Away
From
You
But
Alas
You
Kept
Your
Weapon
I
I'm
Fully
Armed
You
Are
Armed
To
The
Gills
With
Two
Weapons
Whose
Spiked
Mace
Is
This
Is
That
Yours
Oh
I
Think
Yeah
I
Do
Have
A
Spiked
Mace
But
I
Don't
Know
If
I
Brought
It
With
Me
I
Think
I
Just
Brought
The
Vibro
Sword
And
Then
I
Stole
The
Rifle
It
It's
Back
In
Your
Inventory
Nice
I
Did
Take
This
Stuff
Out
Of
Your
Inventory
That
They
Would
Be
Taking
Which
Is
Basically
The
Armor
And
Some
Items
All
The
Armor
I'm
Sorry
I
Said
Armor
But
I
Meant
Guns
Oh
Okay
Did I
Keep
Saying
Armor
I
Meant
I
Meant
Your
Weapons
No
You
Just
Said
It
The
One
Time
That
Was
Enough
To
Be
Wrong
Okay
You
See
Them
They
Take
Your
Weapons
Away
They
Lock
Them
Up
Into
A
Locker
They
Lock
You
Up
Into
A
Cage
They
Say
Okay
Lisette
And
What's
Your
Identification
Again
Identification
Is
Bobenz
Okay
Bobenz
Family
Name
Is
It
That
Your
First
Name
Or
Last
Name
It
Doesn't
Matter
None
Of
This
Matters
Okay
Well
You
Keep
An
Eye
On
These
People
We're
Going
To
Head
Back
Over
To
HQ
And
Smoke
Some
Cigarettes
Somebody
Keep
An
Eye
On
These
People
Buddy
Excuse
Me
Sounds
Like
You've
Had
Enough
Buddy
He
Pokes
You
In
The
Eyes
Like
A
Three
Stooges
Character
Can
I
Throw
My
Hand
Up
To
Block
It
I
Think
He
Has
A
Roll
No
I
Don't
I
Don't
Think
So
It's
Just
To
Annoy
You
Yeah
Are you
Annoyed
A
Little
Bit
All
Right
Yeah
They
Leave
You
They're
Not
Happy
With
Your
Comment
But
They
You
See
Them
Leave
Through
The
Door
In
The
Back
Holy
Shit
Guys
I
Can't
Believe
That
Worked
Makara
Can
You
Hear
Me
Yes
I
Don't
I
Know
You
I
Can
Hear
You
Holy
Shit
She
Can
Hear
Us
Yes
I
Have
Yours
I'm
Not
That
Far
I'm
Just
Here
On
The
Other
Side
Of
The
Room
Oh
Really
I'm
Really
Bad
At
Directions
Man
How
The
Hell
Did
You
Get
Here
They
Walked
Us
Down
Here
Are you
Talking
To her
No
I'm
Talking
To
Makara
Oh
Sorry
It
Was
The
Same
Thing
You
Fell
Into
a
Trap
Trying
To
Save
Your
Sister
No
I've
Been
A
Slave
I
Had
No
Personal
Autonomy
They
Brought
Me
They
Brought
Me
On
This
Ship
What
Did
They
Have
You
Doing
You
Know
Really
They
Just
Kept
Me
They
Just
Kept
Me
In
A
Cell
And
Said
That
I
Would
Prove
I
Would
Eventually
Prove
Useful
I
Didn't
Really
Know
What
They
Me
A
Cell
In
The
Executive
Suite
Too
How
Long
Have
You
Been
Here
On
This
Ship
Yes
For
Now
I'm
Trying to
Remember
How
Long
You
Guys
Have
Been
Hunting
The
Butt
Radar
Several
Light
Years
I've
Only
Been
Here
For
A
Couple
Days
Who
Are
You
Oh
Hi
My
Name
Is
I'm
Actually
Well
I
Shouldn't
Be
Saying
This
Too
Loud
But
Not
With
The
Butt
Radar
Didn't
Want
You
To
Get
Any
Wrong
Ideas
Since
You
Know
Yeah
No
It's
Okay
We
All
Are
This
Is
Sarn
Have
You
Met
Sarn
Yes
We're
That's
My
Sister
Oh
She's
Not
The
One
We're
Here
To
Get
But
I
Feel
Like
We
Never
Had
A
Chance
To
Bond
Sarn
So
I'm
Glad
That
We
Help
You
Find
Your
Sister
And
Oh
And
This
Is
Mac
Um
Hi
Carmichara
I'm your
Brothers
I
Think
I'm
His
Friend
And
You
Know
Partner
You
Lover
No
I do
Love
I mean
I do
Love
The
He's
A nice
Guy
I don't
Really know
The relationship
Myself
I'm dealing
With a slight
I think
A concussion
Uh
Bobens
Uh
Yeah
You hit me
Right in the
Head
I'm really
Sorry about
That
Uh
I just
I imagine
I'm drinking
Something but
You guys
Have no idea
Where I've had
That thing
Sorry about
That
It was
I wanted
It to be
Convincing
Well
I am
Laying on
The floor
And I am
Not happy
You're
Pouting
On the
Floor
No
I am
I have
A headache
And I
Cause I
Got hit
In the
Head
And I
Am on
The floor
And I
Am not
Happy
I'm sorry
I didn't
Need to
Hit you
That hard
I mean
Did you
To be fair
Every time
I've gotten
Into combat
I really
Get my
Ass kicked
I didn't
Think
One little
Hit
But I
Forgot
You're
Not
Well
Sat
You're
Just
You know
Terran
And
They're
Kind of
Or
Aldera
Where are
You from
I don't
Know right
Now
I got
A headache
You know
We have
Had just
So many
Adventures
I don't
Even really
Know you
Guys
Well I'm
Getting tripped
Out
I don't
Even know
You guys
My name's
Pat McKenzie
I'm an
Alderandian
Alright
There you
Go
What
Hello
Oh
What do
You know
About this
Ship
Well
They had
Me in
The executive
Suite for
A little
While
I mean
Mostly
I was
In the
Prison
Hold
There were
Two other
Twi'leks
On board
We found
Them
Oh you
Did
Did you
Yeah
They're
Hostages
Now
They're
Your hostage
Am I
Your hostage
No
You're
Not
Are
You
You're
Still
Bounty
Hunting
Yes
Man
I don't
Really
Like what
Gygax
Got you
In
No
But it
Got me
To you
So it's
Fine
Yeah
I
You seem
Awfully
Violent
And your
Friends are
Kind of
Afraid
Of you
I
That's
Kind of
True
Yeah
A little
Bit
It comes
With the
Territory
You did
Take me
Hostage
To start
A friendship
I'm not entirely
Sure
I'm not entirely
Sure you didn't
Take me hostage
I mean
To be fair
Are these people
You're taking
Hostages
This is not
The time
For this
Discussion
Sorry are you
A little
This story
I feel like
You took the
Wrong lesson
Out of this
Whole slavery
Thing
If I can't
Be the
Slave
I'll
Own
One of
The
Hostages
Has
A gun
I
Do
Can't
Be
Hostage
If they
Got a
Gun
And
I'm
The
One
In the
Cage
Am I
The
Villain
Now
No
No you're
Going to
Open the
Cage
Why are you
Still not
Opening the
Cage
I don't
Have any
Keys
Oh well
Look around
That's right
She doesn't
Have the
Keys
They probably
Have them
Hanging out
On a
Keychain
Somewhere
Around here
That's how
These
Oh you
Think
I mean
Is there
A dog
Somewhere
I'm going to
Start looking
Around
Is there a
Guard that's
Sleeping
Somewhere
And you
Can just
Take the
Key off
Of them
No she
Is
Hold on
Let me
Check
Oh she
Is
The
I'm
The
I'm the
One who
Gets
Fooled
And
Unlocking
The
Prisoners
All right
Guys I'm
Looking around
Do I
Should I
Roll something
To see
What do I
Got
I got
General
Skills
I did it
Again
Boo
He got
The first
One right
Though
Oh no
He didn't
That was me
I just
Had him
Highlighted
So it
Showed
Perception
Should I
Roll perception
To see if
There's
Anything
Here
That's
Useful
Yeah why
Not
All right
Cool
Just average
Everything
All right
Okay
You're
Looking around
The room
You see
That
The
There is
No
Obvious
Keys
There's no
Keys just
Laying around
It would
Make a very
Poor
Jail cell
If the
Keys were
Just
Laying around
This isn't
Mayberry
However
You have
You did
Notice
That the
The cage
Lowers down
From the
Ceiling
It does
Seem to be
Electrically
Controlled
From
A computer
So there's
Like a big
Hole
In the
Ceiling
Where the
Cage came
Down
From
Kind of
Like the
Cage in
WWE
It comes
Down from
The ceiling
And
It surrounds
Them
And
Before we
Get too
Far from
It
I just
Want to
Say for
A man
Who
Complains
About
References
You just
Reference
An
Andy
Griffith
What
So what
If it was
50 years
From before
I was
Born
And then
You went
Right to
WWE
It's just
A very
Strange
And did
Everyone
Understand
What I
Was
Saying
It
Took
A little
Bit
It
So
Reference
Accomplished
Very
Wait hold
On guys
There's
Hold on
I think
I see
Some
Electrical
Up
There
And I
Want to
Just
Like
Jump
On top
Of
The
Cage
And
Like
Clamber
Above
It
So I
Can
Pop
My
Head
Into
The
Hole
And
Look
At
The
Electrical
That's
In
There
Okay
Yeah
You can
Do
That
You can
Jump
Yeah
You start
Climbing
The
Cage
On
The
Outside
Kind of
Like
Mankind
Up
To
The
Top
Of
The
Cage
And
Oh
My
God
Don't
Do
It
She's
Literally
The
Only
One
Here
Who
Doesn't
Or
At
least
Has
Not
Mentioned
Her
Family
And
Oh
No
They're
All
Dead
Okay
Why
She's
So
Quiet
About
And
We're
Thankful
For
That
Honestly
The
Quietness
It's
A lot
Of
Fucking
Backwards
Drama
In
This
World
All right
We're
Quickly
Losing
The
Thread
Yeah
She
Climbed
To
The
Top
Of
The
Cage
Pop my
Head
Up
There
And
I'm
Taking
A look
At
The
Electrical
Trying
To
Figure
Out
If
There's
Any
Way
I
Can
Disable
The
Cell
The
Cage
And
Release
You
Guys
Okay
You
Get up
There
It
Is
A
Um
It
Is
A
It's
A
Jail
It
Is
A
Pirate
Jail
Uh
But
It
Is
A
Little
Bit
More
Secure
Than
The
Computer
Type
Stuff
That
You're
Used
To
Um
Dealing
With
I
Don't
Think
You
Have
History
Like
Working
In
That
Type
Of
Field
Yeah
This
Isn't
This
Isn't
Like
This
Is
Pure
Electrical
Stuff
Guys
Uh
I'm
Uh
There's
A lot
Of
Wires
Here
Jesus
Christ
Can
You
Short
It
Out
Somehow
I
Don't
Got
Any
Like
Water
Or
Anything
You
Can
Use
Your
Mace
And
Just
Oh
Yeah
I
Forgot
I
Had
A
I
Think
If
I
Just
Like
Start
Hacking
Away
At
Stuff
Here
This
Is
It's
Going
To
Set
Off
Some
Alarm
Like
This
Is
Pretty
Nifty
Stuff
They
Got
Top
Of
The
Line
Equipment
Up
Here
I
Think
Let
Me
Look
At
Your
Sheet
Yeah
With
Your
Mechanics
You
Could
Probably
Mechanics
Or
Computers
Um
Some
Type
Of
Check
Or
Get
Into
Like
The
Wires
On
There
All
Right
Let
See
If
I
Got
Any
Extra
How
Big
Are
The
Is
The
Space
Between
These
Bars
You
Got
Them
They
Made
Them
Too
Big
No
They
Walks
Out
They're
Made
To
Hold
Wookies
I
Mean
I
Guess
If
You
Didn't
Have
Any
Arms
Maybe
You
Could
Be
Squeezed
Through
No
I
Wasn't
Talking
About
Me
Um
I
Guess
It's
I'm
Trying
To
Think
What
Is
The
Cage
I
Guess
It's
A
Fence
In
WWE
Yeah
So
Yeah
I'm
Imagining
It's
Something
Kind
Of
Like
That
Um
It
Is
Not
My
Gun
Can't
Be
Passed
In
Between
The
Bars
It
Kind
Of
Looks
Like
A
Fancy
Bird
Cage
From
Above
No
I'll
Say
That
Okay
So
You've
Got
The
Big
Bars
These
Big
Black
Bars
Which
Are
Probably
Big
You
Wide
Enough
Kind
Of
Like
Your
Standard
Jail
Bars
Which
Would
Be
Wide
Enough
To
Put
A
Gun
Through
There
Is
Also
On
The
Inside
Kind
Of
Like
A
Chain
Link
Fence
Or
You
Know
A
Little
Bit
More
Fine
That
You
Would
Not
Be
Able
To
Pass
A
Gun
Through
But
If
You
Could
Somehow
Get
Through
That
Inner
Mesh
You
Might
Be
A
To
Get
A
Gun
Through
There
Through
It
By
Destroying
It
Somehow
Little
Beds
Yeah
Use
Your
Vibrosword
To
Cut
A
Hole
In
This
In
This
Mesh
If
I
Do
Anything
To
This
I'm
Gonna
Guess
Just
From
If
I
Just
Start
Tampering
With
This
Jail
Cell
It's
Gonna
The
Alarms
Are
Gonna
Go
Off
Right
I
Mean
It
Makes
Sense
But
Also
I'm
Already
In
A
Cage
Yes
And
You
Are
Quite
Compromised
You
Are
Fine
With
The
Alarms
Going
Off
I
Guess
Yeah
You've
Got
Nothing
To
Lose
Can
I
I'm
Gonna
Roll
A
Mechanical
Check
But
I'm
Gonna
I
Have
This
Gearhead
Bonus
I
Guess
This
Mechanical
Check
Right
Okay
This
Would
If
You
Succeed
This
Mechanical
Check
You
Will
Have
Access
To
The
Wires
Inside
Okay
And
Presumably
Those
Wires
Well
We'll
See
If
You
Can
Get
That
We'll
See
If
We
Get
That
Far
Yeah
Okay
And
Then
Downgrade
One
Difficulty
Right
No
I
Know
That
Is
One
Setback
I'm
Going
To
Say
Since
It's
Since
It
Is
A
Jail
Cell
I'm
Going
To
I
Would
Like
To
Upgrade
Those
Difficulties
The
Two
To
Red
Okay
To
Red
Yes
Cool
All right
Let's
Go
All right
Check
Failed
Advantages
One
What would
You think
For your
Your
Advantages
Not being
Able
To
Get
Open
That
I
Think
Definitely
Maybe
I
Can't
Open
It
But
I
Can
See
Where
More
Of
The
Wires
Lead
Out
To
Okay
Cool
I
Can
Kind
Of
Maybe
Roughly
Make
Out
Where
This
Computer
Is
That
Controls
It
Is
Maybe
All right
You
Yes
You
Can
Great
Deduction
Work
They
Move
Out
Past
You
Can
See
Them
Run
This
Way
Towards
The
Wall
And
Then
They
Run
Along
The
Wall
This
Way
Down
Towards
The
Corner
And
Up
Through
The
Back
Through
Not
Through
This
Door
But
In
The
Same
Direction
Of
Where
This
Door
Is
Going
Okay
Good
News
Bad
News
Guys
And
She
Jumps
Out
Of
The
Hole
And
Kind
Of
Just
Lands
Next
To
Him
I
Definitely
Can't
Break
You
Out
From
Here
But
I
Think
I
Can
Break
You
Out
From
Down
There
Out
Through
That
Door
Wonderful
All right
Well then
Maybe you
Should
Do
That
I'm
Going to
Continue
Sitting
Here
With
My
Headache
And
Pouting
For
A
Headache
Well
No
It's
Just
So
He
Shuts
Up
About
It
It's
Hard
I've
Had a
Rough
Day
I
Got
Hitting
The
Head
I
Got
Unconscious
Twice
Sorry
Shot
Unconscious
Twice
Yeah
But
That
Happens
To
You
Got
A
Little
Smack
On
The
Forehead
And
It
Really
Hurt
I
Feel
Betrayed
By
My
Own
Hostage
Who
Could
Have
Saw
That
One
Coming
All
Right
Well
See
You
Guys
Later
I'm
Gonna
I'll
Be
Right
Back
And
She
Runs
Towards
That
Door
Okay
So
Sarn
How
Long
Did
You
Have
A
Sister
For
Um
I
Her
Entire
Life
You've
Never
Brought
It
Up
Before
Are
You
Sure
That
It
Was
Sarcasm
If I
Had
My
Card
I'd
Give
You
My
Sarcasm
Card
Oh
I'm
Not
Sure
If
He
Has
Actually
Well
Either
Way
So
How's
It
Going
Over
There
Makara
I'm
Still
A
Slave
It's
Not
Great
But
I
Make
Do
Not
For
Long
I'm
Still
A
Slave
Not
Happy
I'm
Still
A
Janitor
Out
Of
Character
But
I'm
Really
Starting
To
See
Some
Family
Resemblance
Here
Between
Makara
And
Sar
The
General
Sarcasm
And
Pessimism
Is
Just
You
Know
I
Mean
I
Haven't
Killed
Anyone
Yet
Or
Kicked
Down
Any
Doors
Fair
Enough
Your
Brothers
Kicking
The
Doors
Your
Brothers
Badass
At
Kicking
Down
A
Door
I
Mean
You
Have
A
Door
That's
In
Your
Way
Throw
Him
At
It
Honestly
The
Last
Four
Doors
I
Was
Really
Impressed
With
You
Keep
Calling
Me
I
Have
No
Brother
I
I'm
Sorry
You're
Canceled
I
Am
Canceled
Next
Time
You
Never
Notice
When
I
Tell
You
Her
Either
So
There
You
Go
Here
Take
Another
Headache
All
Right
While
The
Conversation
Lulls
Can I
Look
Through
This
Door
And
Open
It
Or
Is
It
Locked
You're
Trying
The
Knob
Yeah
I'm
Trying
The
Knob
Like
I'm
Trying
To
Open
It
But
I'm
Not
Going
To
Kick
It
Open
I'm
Going
To
Open
It
Like
A
Normal
Person
Would
Open
A
Door
Okay
What
You
Really
Got
To
Do
Put
All
Of
Your
Weight
Into
The
Foot
To
Kick
The
Door
Open
And
As
You
Walk
Through
The
Door
Sarge
Voice
Faze
Into
The
Distance
As
Telling
You
How
To
Open
A
Door
With
Your
Foot
With
Your
Foot
Right
Appears
To
Be
A
Hallway
So
You
Enter
A
Small
Hallway
You
Can
See
In
The
Ceiling
Still
There
You're
Still
Tracing
The
Cables
That
Are
Coming
Near
The
Conduit
From
The
Cage
And
It
Still
Goes
Through
Yet
This
Door
In
The
Front
Okay
Try
That
Door
To
Okay
Are
You
Being
Careful
I'm
Opening
The
Door
Like
A
Normal
Person
So
Just
Opening
It
Just
Normally
But
Not
But
Not
Stealthily
No
Not
Stealthily
Either
Okay
Um
Let's
See
Don't
Go
Oh
Shit
I
Don't
Go
Through
Yet
Trying
To
Think
Of
How
To
Do
This
I'm
Just
Gonna
Flip
A
Coin
All
Right
Okay
You
Open
It
Like
A
Normal
Person
And
You
Look
Through
The
Door
Frame
You're
Not
Jumping
Into
The
Room
But
You
Look
In
And
I
Will
Yeah
You
Can
Go
Through
Here
On
This
Other
Side
So
You
Can
Get
A
Lay
Of
The
Land
Luckily
For
You
Do
Not
Arise
Any
Suspicion
Um
You
Do
Notice
The
Computer
To
Your
Left
These
Yellow
Lights
Back
Here
That
That's
Where
The
Conduit
Is
Leading
To
There
Is
A
Man
Sitting
At
The
Console
Um
Sort
Of
You
Know
Looking
At
It
But
Not
Like
Staring
At
The
Screen
So
Um
Not
Looking
At
It
Too
Intensely
You
See
The
Leader
Of
Those
Three
Wookiees
And
His
Band
Of
Merry
Men
They
Are
Kind
Of
Just
Bustling
About
Like
In
Front
In
This
Area
Smoking
Cigarettes
Smoking
Cigarettes
Because
They
Love
Them
And
They
Haven't
Gotten
Enough
No
Matter
What
Sarn
Says
And
Um
The
Room
Looks
Like
The
Headquarters
Of
The
Ship
Uh
There's
Just
A
Um
It
Just
Has
It's
The
Nicest
Room
That
You
Have
Been
To
In
The
Ship
So
Far
Um
But
That
That's
All
You
See
You
Can
See
It's
A
Little
Bit
Bigger
There's
Some
Things
That
You
Can't
See
But
That's
What
You
Can
See
Right
Off
The
Bat
Okay
And
I'm
Not
Like
They
Aren't
Immediately
Like
Turning
And
Seeing
Me
Standing
There
Like
An
Idiot
Not
Yet
Unless
You
Want
To
Kick
That
Door
No
I
Definitely
Don't
Uh
Okay
A lot
Of
People
In
Here
Really
Hoping
This
Was
Just
Being
Abandoned
Like
Closet
Or
Something
Really
Wish
You
Had
A
Grenade
Right
Now
That'd
Be
Silly
Why
Would
They
Put
A
Computer
In
A
Closet
A
Grenade
Closet
A
Grenade
Closet
Oh
Wait
I
Have
A
Communicator
Oh
Wait
Do
They
Still
Have
Their
Communicators
Uh
Mac
Do
You
Still
Have
Your
Communicator
In
Your
In
Your
In
Oh
Yeah
It's
Up
My
Inventory
Guys
There's
Hello
Oh
Good
They
Didn't
Take
This
From
You
No
They
Couldn't
Find
It
Let
Tell
You
What
Who
Is
This
How
Did
You
Get
This
Number
It's
Bo
Benz
You
Gave
It
To
Me
Oh
Bo
Benz
I'm
Sorry
Have
I
Told
You
I
Got
Hit
In
The
Head
Today
By
A
Good
Colle
Of
Mine
Are
You
Gonna
Let
Live
This
Down
I'm
Never
Gonna
Let
You
Live
This
Down
You've
Been
Upgraded
All
Right
Well
Listen
There's
Tons
Of
People
In
Here
In
Where
In
This
Room
That
I'm
In
The
Computer
Is
Over
Here
But
There's
Lots
Of
People
Do
You
Have
A
Grenade
Just
Walk
Up
To
It
Like
You
Know
What
You're
Doing
And
No
And
No
One
Will
Whatever
Just
Tell
Them
Your
Name
Okay
I'll
Give
You
A
Good
Name
Okay
Tell
Them
Your
Name
Is
McIver
Okay
That's
A
Good
Name
Aren't
They
The
Ones
That
You
Already
Told
Your
Name
To
Oh
I
Didn't
Tell
Them
My
Name
Not
You
I
Told
Them
My
Name
Oh
Well
Then
Just
Tell
Them
That
You
Know
Just
Tell
Them
I
Don't
Just
Walk
In
There
Like
You
Know
What
You're
Doing
And
Go
Up
To
A
Computer
This
Was
Not
As
Helpful
As
I
Was
Hoping
Goodbye
She
Shuts
It
I'm
Gonna
Walk
To
The
Guy
At
The
Computer
Desk
Oh
I
Got
Opened
Yeah
I
Definitely
Like
Stepped
In
And
Was
Like
Oh
Shit
And
Then
Stepped
Out
To
Take
A
Personal
Call
All
Right
I'm
Gonna
Go
Up
To
The
Computer
Guy
Here
All
Right
Computer
Guy
Is
He
Like
You
Know
I'm
Assuming
He
You
Know
Doesn't
Really
Care
But
Also
He
Is
Staring
At
These
Screens
Right
Yeah
He's
Staring
At
The
Screens
Okay
He
Doesn't
He
Doesn't
Quite
Notice
You
Yet
Okay
Can
I
Like
Mess
With
These
Computers
Without
Him
With
Him
Seeing
Me
Or
Is
That
Going
To
Be
Something
Where
He's
Going
To
Notice
Oh
Yeah
He
Would
Definitely
I
He's
Using
The
Computers
It's
Like
Using
A
Computer
It's
Like
I
Can't
Just
Stand
Over
Him
And
Like
Start
Putting
My
Hand
On
The
Mouse
And
Like
Moving
It
You know
Not
Without
Him
Not
All
Right
Cool
Uh
You
Walked
Over
There
I
Would
Like
To
Go
Back
To
These
Other
Yeah
Of
Course
For
A second
Um
So
Uh
Where
Were
We
Back
Here
You
Guys
Were
Kind
Of
Talking
To
Makara
Uh
Trying
To
Get
Just
Casually
Imprisoned
Yeah
I mean
I've
Just
Been
Asking
Her
Like
What
Like
Where
She's
Been
To
Why
Like
Or
Like
What
Plan
It's
What
Uh
Kind
Of
People
She's
Been
Sold
To
Yeah
Been
To
A lot
Of
A lot
Of
Different
Places
I
Well
I
Started
In
This
You
Know
With
The
Spice
Gangs
Um
And
Some
Of
That
Was
Mining
Spice
Some
Of
It
Was
More
Um
Less
Mining
Spice
And
More
Comfort
Person
Is
Comfort
Spice
Yes
I
Specifically
Made
Gygax
Not
Or
Promise
That he
Wasn't
Going to
Let you
Be
Sold
Into
That
Well
That
Was
Before
You know
So
I
You know
It's
Kind of
Coming
Together
What
You
Remember
And
What
You
Didn't
But
You know
I was
Too
Young
At
First
To
Do
The
Spice
Mining
So
They
Kind of
Just
Kept
Me
Around
Until
I
Was
Old
Enough
To
Do
A
Little
Bit
Of
That
And
Mostly
I've
Been
Bouncing
Back
And
Forth
From
Planet
To
Planet
Throughout
The
Sector
Sometimes
As
An
Entertainer
I've
Been
Doing
Some
Of
Our
Famous
Dances
I've
Learned
To
Sing
And
Tap
Dance
A
Little
Bit
But
I've
Had
Various
Stints
As
Wait
You
Tap
Dance
I
Stand
Up
I
Sit
Up
I'm
Like
I
Love
Tap
Dancing
And
I
Lay
Back
Down
Wow
I
Feel
Closer
To
Your
Boyfriend
Here
But
Yeah
I've
Been
Sort
Of
Passed
Around
To
Some
Jobs
Not
So
Not
So
Fun
And
Some
Jobs
Kind
Of
Okay
Met
Some
People
That
Made
Some
Friends
That
Made
It
Go
A
Little
Bit
Easier
But
Just
Haven't
Been
Able
To
Get
Over
The
Hump
And
Out
I
Didn't
Know
Where
You
Went
And
If
You
Still
Even
Remember
Me
How
Could
I
Forget
I
Don't
Know
I
Can
Even
Barely
Remember
Being
Back
Home
In
Ryloth
Well
I'll
Take
You
Back
There
Could
You
Take
Me
To
Our
Family's
Rock
That's
The
First
Place
We're
Going
To
Go
Once
We
Get
There
Our
Boulder
And
We
Can
Never
Mind
I'm
Not
Making
The
Do
Yes
We
Can
Definitely
What
Are
You
Going
To
Do
On
That
Boulder
What
Are
You
Going
Do
With
The
Sorry
I'm
Over
Hearing
This
Is
Just
Touching
Who
Left
This
Communicator
On
Turn
It
Off
What
Are
They
Going
To
Do
On
The
Rock
What
Are
They
Going
To
Do
On
The
Rock
I
Turn
Off
The
Communicator
Go
back
But
Yes
I
What
I
Wouldn't
Do
To
See
The
Family
Boulder
Again
Soon
I've
Been
Close
Before
And
It
Sort
Of
Feels
Like
That
Or
You
Feel
Like
You're
Kind
Of
Close
But
Really
Far
All
I
Know
Is
That
They
Brought
Me
Onto
This
Ship
And
I
Didn't
It
Was
Unusual
Wasn't
Really
Doing
Anything
Usually
They
Bring
Me
Onto
A
Ship
To
Do
Something
Whether
That's
Entertain
Or
Serve
Or
You know
Serve
In
Like
The
And
What
Drinks
Yes
Drinks
Or
Erotic
Services
Stuff
Like
That
Yeah
When
It
Gets
When
It
Gets
Bad
It
Gets
Bad
But
When
They
Brought
Me
On
Here
I
Mostly
Just
Sat
Around
They
Actually
Fed
Me
Pretty
Well
But
They
Let
Me
Go
Out
And
I
Was
On
Here
For
You know
A couple
Of
Weeks
And
They
Sort
Of
Set
Me
Up
And
It
Sounded
Like
They
Were
Laying
A
Trap
And
Turned
Out
That
Was
Ultimately
What
Happened
Right
Did
You
Make
Any
Friends
Here
Yeah
That
Might
Yeah
That
Might
Be
Will
To
Help
Us
Um
Well
I
Got
To
Meet
A
Little
Bit
In
Our
Quarters
Um
Ufadi
And
Um
What was
Their
Name
Drill
Deal
Uh
They
Were
The
Two
Other
Twi'leks
On
Here
Yes
Uh
You
Know
We
Met
Um
Yeah
So
I'm
Kind of
Friends
With
Them
Um
They
Knew
A
Little
Bit
More
Of
The
People
Than
I
Did
If
Only
We
Wouldn't
Have
Left
Them
Behind
You
Let
Them
Out
Of
The
Uh
Yeah
But
Yeah
But
We
Told
Them
To
Wait
In
This
Corridor
Until
We
Come
Back
Well
It
Doesn't
Like
We're
Going
To
Be
Coming
Back
Anytime
Soon
Yes
We
Will
Okay
Sarn's
Working
Out
A
Plan
Old
Sarn
Old
Injured
Sarn
Good
Old
Almost
Dead
Compromised
Off
Balance
Robotoad
Sarn
He
Just
He
Just
Needs
A
Little
Stim
Eh
And
He
Will
Save
Us
All
You
Guys
Should
Have
Your
Stimp
Packs
I
I'm
Sarn
If
I
Give
You
A
Stimp
Pack
Can
You
Bend
These
Bars
And
Get
Us
Out
Of
Here
No
That
Is
How
Stimp
Packs
Work
Oh
My
God
And
I
Think
It's
Only
Going
To
Recover
Me
Like
Two
Health
I
Was
Hoping
That's
How
Stimp
Packs
Work
Like
Steroids
Like
Spinach
Oh
They
Do
Start
With
The
Same
Letters
All
Going
Back
To
Bobbins
All
Right
You're
Awkwardly
Looking
Over
The
Monitor
At
This
Gentleman
Who's
Staring
At
The
This
Computer
Kind
Of
Watching
A lot
Of
The
Things
That
Are
Going
On
In
The
Ship
So
Bobbins
Has
Come
Up
With
A
Plan
She
Walks
Past
Like
The
Monitors
Like
She's
Just
Like
Going
About
Her
Business
And
The
Starts
And
The
Turns
Hey
Did
You
Did
You
Get
Any
Of
The
Cake
In
The
Break
Room
Oh
What
No
Cake
Yeah
There's
Like
Cake
Did
You
Hear
MacGyver
Skedaddle
It's
Their
Last
Day
Here
They
Got
A
Big
Cake
Out
There
Did
You
Did
You
Get
Any
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Go
Get
You
A
Piece
I
Didn't
Really
Know
MacGyver
Well
You
Know
It's
Okay
I
Mean
The
Cake
Is
Did
You
Want
To
Get
One
Is
He
Dead
Well
Was
His
Last
Day
Living
No
Just
A
Good
Send
Off
To
Bigger
And
Better
Things
Like
Heaven
Well
No
I
Mean
I
Don't
Know
All
Right
Man
Roll
Deception
He
You
Don't
Think
He's
Gonna
Buy
My
MacGyver
Skedaddles
Retiring
Party
I
Think
It's
I
Think
It's
There's
Certainly
A
Possibility
That
He
Does
And
His
What
Is
Discipline
So
It
Be
Too
Difficulty
Okay
That's
What
It
Said
Now
Right
All
Right
That
Doesn't
Sound
Quite
I
Don't
Not
Really
Big
Cake
Who
Are
You
Listen
I
Just
You
Know
And
She
Comes
Around
To
Like
The
Side
Of
The
Computers
With
Him
And
Is
Like
You
Know
Trying
To
Be
All
Buddy
With
Him
Like
Look
I
Didn't
Want
To
Say
Anything
To
Anybody
But
There's
No
Cake
The
Cake
We
Forgot
To
Get
One
The
Cake
Was
A
Lie
I
Don't
Even
Know
Yeah
No
Nobody
Got
Cake
I
Think
There's
Something
Really
Goofy
Is
Skedaddle
Dead
Yeah
He's
Not
Dead
No
Skedaddle
Died
Oh
No
Yeah
I
Didn't
Want
To
I
Know
I
Know
You
Guys
Were
Close
I
Just
Didn't
Want
To
Be
The
One
To
Have
To
Tell
You
That
Okay
Listen
No
Don't
Just
Brush
Me
Off
Okay
I
Gotta
Watch
This
I've
Been
Told
That
This
Is A
Very
Important
Mission
I
Have
To
Watch
This
Computer
There's
Prisoners
In
Here
Really
What
Kind
Of
Prisoners
And
She
Leans
Over
The
Computer
To
Look
At
Them
Well
You
See
My
Job
Is
To
Make
Sure
That
The
Cage
Stays
Locked
And
That
No
One
Comes
In
Or
Out
Well
Also
Someone
Did
Go
Out
There
Was
Someone
Watching
It
Looked
A
Like
You
But
We're
My
Job
To
Monitor
This
So
You're
Really
Like
The
Brains
Behind
The
Operation
Right
Well
That's
What
My
Mom
Always
Says
I'm
Really
Smart
Too
Smart
For
My
Good
She
Says
Yeah
Like
Way
Too
Smart
To
Be
Spining
Here
Like
Staring
At
Computer
Screens
All
Day
I
Really
Should
Be
Eating
Cake
Do
You
Know
Where
I
Can
Get
Any
Yeah
Back
To
Listen
There
Was
Cake
Here
Earlier
And
It
Was
Back
In
The
Break
Room
But
I
Mean
You
Don't
You
Don't
You
Don't
You
Don't
You Gotta
Be
Doing
Something
Look
At
You
Is
He
Like
Kind of
Body
Type
Is
This
Guy
No
He's
A scrawny
Piece
Of
Shit
Is
What
He
Is
Oh
Look
At
You
I
Mean
Have
You
Been
Working
Out
You
You ever
See
The
Rudolph
Rankin
You
Sound
Like
Nobody
Wants
A
Charlie
In
The
Box
Yeah
Exactly
That's
The
Voice
I
Was
Going
For
Nobody
Wants
A
Charlie
In
The
Box
I
Know
Actually
I
Haven't
Been
Working
Out
I
Been
Eating
More
Than
Usual
I
Guess
Well
That's
Great
Cause
You
Really
Look
Buff
I
Know
Last
Week
Didn't
Look
So
Buff
This
Week
You
Look
Buffed
Out
Really
That
Is
Quite
Surprising
To
Me
I
Bet
You
I
Bet
You
Could
Even
Take
That
Green
Guy
Look
At
Him
Look
How
Tough
He
Looks
Oh
No
I
Don't
Know
He
Is
Pretty
Injured
He
He's
Pretty
He's
Pretty
Like
You
Know
He's
Pretty
Out
Of
It
Right
Yeah
Hey
Do you
Want
Have
Some
Fun
Are
You
Are
You
Hitting
On
Me
Because
You
Want
To
Have
Some
Fun
Oh
Listen
No
Totally
Listen
I'm
Not
Into
That
I'm
Not
Into
I
Am
On
The
Clock
And
This
Job
Is
Important
To
Me
And
I
Need
To
I'm
Really
You
Need
Impressed
Yes
I
Need
To
Impressed
Yes
Wouldn't
It
Be
So
Impressive
If
All
Of
These
Guys
Saw
You
Knock
That
guy out.
Yes, it would be.
It would.
And you know what?
I got a gun.
If he starts getting weird or something, we'll just shoot him.
I feel like maybe we shouldn't kill the hostages.
I think we need to get authorization for that.
No, no, no.
You don't want to do that.
Look at these guys.
Look at these schmoes.
And she points over to where the other guys are standing.
You know, like, they're all tough, smoking cigarettes.
And they didn't ask you.
You wanted to join them.
I would love a cigarette.
They never asked me.
Wouldn't they pick pool?
I know.
But if you beat this guy up, like if we beat him up together, I'll even beat him up with
you.
It could be fun.
But it has to look like it was me.
Of course.
It has to be you.
All right.
But if he gets up in line, then you shoot him.
I think you will need to roll a leadership check.
I will give you a bonus die for your Oscar worthy performance.
All right.
So I get boost.
Yeah.
Boost.
All right.
You just successfully seduced Charlie in the box.
Charlie.
Is that your name, Charlie?
Okay.
Yeah.
My name's Charlie.
Just call me Charlie.
Everyone calls me that anyway.
Oh, is that not your name?
What is it?
It's not that.
Listen, we don't have to be on names.
My name.
My name's Bobenz.
Oh, hello, Bobenz.
Hi.
All right.
Well, this is.
You want to go.
You want to go beat up a twilight?
Yeah.
Come on.
You want to beat up a twilight?
I keep them as slaves.
I like we can beat them up.
You know what?
They are stupid.
Right.
And we just keep like a bunch of them around.
There's two of them in cages.
Who could just buy more?
Right.
They're like an indentured species.
Well, yeah.
Me neither.
With what they're paying us.
All right.
And if he if he tries anything funny, you'll you'll shoot him.
Right.
Like if.
Absolutely.
Because I'm going to win.
I will win this feat of strength.
But if I don't.
I bet I don't even have a doubt.
But you know what?
I got the gun just in backup.
All right.
You want a sword?
I can give you a sword.
A sword.
I got a vibro sword.
Okay.
I mean, that sounds pretty bad house.
Yeah.
Right.
You take the vibro sword.
That's a pop open.
Pop open the cage.
We'll run in there.
You get the vibro sword.
Do a little shank.
We get out of here.
We'll be back in time for cake.
And then they'll promote me.
And then they'll promote you.
And then someday I'll be the butt radar.
Yeah.
If that's your dream, dude, let's go for it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's fucking do it.
Let's do it, man.
Let's do it.
All right.
I just have a quick question here.
Okay.
Did they take the binders off?
Of whom?
Me and Mac.
I mean, we're in prison, though.
Why would we be binding?
I don't remember them taking it off, but I agree with Mac.
I want to say I'm so proud of our other Bobans getting her first hostage.
I mean, it was a lot more elaborate than ours was, but she's doing it.
Yes.
I've got some pointers to talk to her about.
No, no, no.
Let's see how she does.
I think that I'm surprised she got.
I'm surprised she won this.
All right.
Hold on.
I got to switch gears here for just a quick second.
I'll be right back.
Uh-oh.
Oh, let's take a break.
Break time.
Break, bitch.
All right.
So you're, yeah, this guy over here, Charlie is following you back through.
Wait, did he disengage the cage?
No.
I didn't think that was part of the plan.
Well, how else are you going to fight me?
He's got to get you out of the cage.
Is that what you wanted?
Well, how else are you going to fight him?
I thought I was just going to, like, arm wrestle him through the bars or something.
I mean, that wouldn't be as cool.
I don't know.
I was caught up in the moment.
No, no.
That's why we got the gun, you know?
That's why.
If anything goes bad and they're like, oh, they're going to attack, we just shoot them.
I mean, what are they going to do?
Dodge?
So what?
We open the cage?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
And we haul ass and we kill them.
And then we have a little party afterwards.
You and me.
Will there be cake?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
How about you?
Yeah, you go in there and hold them at gunpoint and I'll open the cage and I'll come in there.
You get them ready to wrestle.
Okay.
I mean, if that's what you want, I'll go in there with the gun.
I'll point it at them.
But if you don't lift the cage, the whole thing is just kind of pathetic.
No, no.
I will open the cage and I'm going to come in there.
And you're going to, and we're going to get it.
I'm going to set it to record.
And then we'll get it on video.
And then, and then, and then we'll show these, I'll get some cigarettes.
All right, Charlie.
I'm trusting you though.
Because if I go in there and you don't come in after you lift that cage, I'm going to look like a real fool.
What do you think I'll look like?
You'll be, you'll be all right.
Fair enough.
Okay, cool.
Oh, and she starts running out.
Now she's running.
She's like, I really fucking hope this works.
All right.
Uh, and then you see, wait, hold on.
First, first you should interact with, um, the people in the cage.
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm going to try to run in there.
And like, as I'm running, I get to the cage and like, as fast as I can, I'm trying to explain to them exactly what's about to happen.
Wait, what?
Okay.
So this guy is going to come in.
He's going to lift.
He's a total nerd.
He's going to lift the cage.
Tharn.
You just got to fight him.
Uh, I told him I would give him my sword.
Cause I really didn't convince him.
I didn't think he would do it, but listen, I got a gun.
Why don't you volunteer your sword?
Cause he was like, really like iffy about it.
Look, he's a real weakling.
Just lift it up.
Fight him out.
You'll be great.
You got that robot.
Do you not see me right now?
Listen, dude, this is the best thing I could come up with.
There's a lot of people in there.
A lot of people.
In the garage door, it's opening as you guys are talking to each other.
All right.
Look cool.
Look at him.
Matt, when he gets out here and we start fighting, you make a run for that weapons cage.
What weapon cage?
I'm still laying on the floor.
Get your ass up.
As the cage rolls up, I sort of just start rolling out of the cage.
Just like casually rolling.
Just real casual like though.
Once I start fighting this guy, go to the weapons locker and grab our weapons.
I've rolled away.
Where's away?
He's just rolling out of the cage.
Like a slug.
Okay.
All right.
Let's do it then.
So, you just rolled?
As the cage opened up, I rolled out.
It's just rude.
I didn't listen to anyone.
I mean, I listened.
I mean, you don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to be very casual.
No, nobody does.
Yeah.
No, let's hope I'm very casual.
I just rolled out.
All right.
So, Mac just rolls out.
And at that moment, as the cage starts moving, as it starts to come up towards your like mid-body and head,
the lights dim.
And they inexplicably turn a shade of red.
And then you look towards the door where Bobbins just came out.
And you see this Wookiee in a tie in glasses.
And he's wearing like a suit jacket.
But he's rolled up the sleeves.
So, you just see him standing there with his hands to his sides, clenched.
He's very scrawny.
But he looks very pissed.
And he's ready to do what it takes to get to the next level.
All right, Charlie.
Look at you, you badass.
Look at you.
Do you like what I do with the lights?
Yeah, it's really atmospheric, dude.
You really should get into some sort of like video-like production.
It's going to look really great on video.
Oh, man.
It's going to look so cool.
Oh, if we could have gotten a smoke screen, that would have been even better.
Oh, that would be awesome.
And then out of his hands comes this vibro-sword.
And it's way too big for him.
But he is holding it kind of like the, what is that?
The lightsaber kid, more or less.
He's very excited from, you know, that old meme.
And he's coming towards you.
And it's like, okay, so what?
I just...
Just slash and dash.
Close your eyes and give him a slash.
Okay.
So, um, this is combat.
Okay.
I...
Okay, go ahead.
I was just going to say that this is combat.
He's going to get the first whack.
Um, because that's kind of the agreement.
You're under gunpoint and to keep up appearances, you will get the first whack.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say I would just run up and drop kick him in the chest.
I mean, he is a Charlie in the box.
Um...
Can I toss Sarn my...
Can I toss Sarn my rifle?
I don't want to fire it because that might...
Okay.
Good point.
Alert.
Also, he's our new hostage.
We got to take him with us.
Out of character.
We don't want Charlie.
No, he's got a sword.
We don't want Charlie.
I kind of want Charlie.
I mean, I kind of...
No, you don't.
You rolled away.
I'm rolling towards the fucking...
I can't hear you.
I'm rolling towards the locker.
Guys, ever since we lost Michael, I felt like something's been missing in our lives.
It's not a goddamn Charlie.
All right.
Okay.
So, I guess we'll have to roll for initiative.
Because I don't know how we're going to break this tie.
Uh...
I'm not in this right.
I rolled away.
Yes, you rolled away.
We gave you a chance to be a part of this.
You rolled away.
I just assumed it was vigilance.
Yes.
All right.
So, you will...
You will get...
Um...
First crack, Adam.
Um...
You do not have any weapons.
No.
I have some skills.
Yeah, you have skills.
All right.
I'm going to quick strike him.
By running and jumping and kicking him, right?
Drop kicking him in the chest.
Um...
You don't really need to give a quick strike because you already have the initiative, right?
But this adds a boost.
Okay.
It says add boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against targets that have not yet acted in this encounter.
Okay.
So, brawl?
It would be brawl.
All right.
I have to add a difficulty because I'm off balance.
Okay.
And a boost.
Oh, man.
I am not good at brawl.
Oh, really not good.
Oh, no.
I just...
Oh, no.
I just missed completely.
Oh, no.
All right.
So, you jump...
You jump for him.
So, he's just kind of walking up to you.
Basically, like, he's going to...
He thinks he's going to be shooting a fish in a barrel.
And you just come charging.
You suck up the air.
And you're like...
Because you're hurt.
And you're just like...
And you pull it together.
And you just charge at him.
And you're going to drop kick him square in between the pecs.
And put this man into a pile of dust.
But you miss and fall directly onto your tuchus.
More or less serving yourself up for this little dweeb for his next attack.
Yeah.
Sounds about right.
And...
Um...
Charlie looks over to...
Um...
Bobbins.
And...
It sort of gives her a smile.
It's like...
You're right.
This...
This is gonna be easy.
Uh...
And...
Uh...
Pulls up the, uh...
The vibrosword.
And...
Let's see.
Does that have a vibrosword right now?
You take it.
And swings it at you.
Can I attempt to dodge?
Can any of us interfere?
Can you interfere?
Yeah.
Like, I have a gun...
Can I have found the gun...
Locker?
Uh...
I will let you enter the initiative after this attack.
But at this point, I think you guys...
Well, no.
Mac, you rolled away.
I torched the gun locker.
You don't even know what that is.
I was listening to Sarn.
Okay.
Alright.
My bad.
Well, don't block teamwork.
I'm sorry I even thought about blocking teamwork.
Alright.
Weapons.
Vibrosword.
Why is it not coming up?
Alright.
Let me try.
I'm gonna restart real quick.
No, that's fine.
My computer just restarted on me.
Forced me to restart.
And uploaded all these updates.
And now...
Now you're gonna be...
Patting it!
When I come back.
Okay.
Vibrosword.
Nothing.
Alright.
Well, he's just gonna swing...
What is that?
Melee?
Yeah.
But I would like to dodge.
Alright.
So your dodge...
What does dodge do?
It just adds a difficulty.
Adds a difficulty.
He's gonna get a boost because you're on the ground.
I still think he had a difficulty as well.
It doesn't cancel out the boost.
So I think you're in good shape.
Or better shape.
Okay.
Did you...
Did you apply your...
Yes.
Strength?
Yeah.
But I took...
I took note of how Mac rolled away.
So that's my plan.
I just kind of like roll...
To the side as he...
Swings the sword.
Okay.
So you were inspired by Max rolling...
To do your own rolling.
Yes.
It's nice.
There's a wonderful symmetry here.
Two...
Two out of the three of us are just rolling.
Just...
Just rolling.
We couldn't see that tiger.
Oh.
Alright.
Well, good for you.
Um...
I don't know if I can share this.
Whatever.
Here we go.
There's a picture.
Uh...
It failed.
Um...
Three advantages.
Um...
So...
He came down and swung at you.
Um...
And then hit directly into the ground.
Um...
The...
The advantages for...
Uh...
Charlie is that it did make you roll...
Um...
Further than you expected.
Um...
Making your next check...
We'll need...
A...
What do you call it?
Setback?
A setback, yeah.
A black die.
Oh, boy.
Alright.
So...
You did...
The rest of you...
So we...
We end that...
End that round.
The rest of you had said something about...
Wanting to join the flight.
Is that happening?
Should you enter combat?
Yes.
I'm entering combat.
Okay.
I am waiting to find the...
Uh...
Gun locker.
I have stopped rolling.
And I'm looking around for gun locker, so...
Okay.
Is this...
Is this the encounter where I...
Have to upgrade the difficulty for compromised?
Yeah.
This would...
I mean...
Because you didn't do it in the other encounters.
So this would have to be it.
Okay.
So, I mean...
I should have added another...
That's fine.
Purple.
I mean...
You already failed it.
Um...
I think...
Should I roll...
Yeah.
Bobbins, I put you in...
Should I roll vigilance or cool?
I don't remember which.
Cool is like if you're caught off guard.
I think that's right.
Okay.
No, it sounds backwards, doesn't it?
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Whatever.
Just roll that.
That's how we've been doing it.
Yeah.
I don't really know what that is.
That's true.
That's fair.
All right.
So you are...
So you will be after the NPC.
Uh...
Mac, you roll around.
Did you...
You were rolling, but you were listening to Sarn.
I've learned.
Yes.
It did not look or sound like you were listening.
It looked and sounded like you were just rolling.
That was part of the deception.
Okay.
Why would you try to hide it from us?
From me?
Because he was walking in.
I was just rolled away.
Okay.
The gate opened.
I rolled away.
I saw an opportunity.
I went for it.
I listened to you as I went.
Where's the goddamn guns?
Okay.
Perception.
Well, that was what I was about to say.
Mac, or I mean, Sarn pointed to where the gun locker was.
All right.
Uh, did you hear that part?
Yes.
Okay.
Great.
So you will not need to perceive it.
Good.
Great.
All right.
You head towards the locker.
Um, it's down here in the corner.
Uh, it looks like what humans in our universe may call a locker.
Okay.
It is locked.
Okay.
Um, can I somehow like jimmy it open?
I think it would be, since this is space, it will be a computer's check.
And let's say it is.
Yeah.
It was like those gun lockers, you know, they've got like codes and stuff on them.
In space they do.
I swear.
You know what?
I don't know what you're going for.
I think I could deceive the sock.
This is your password.
I think I could do.
Of course this cave totally fits.
Uh, no.
I'm going to just try to jimmy it open.
Can I use athletics for that?
Athletics is worse than computers, isn't it?
I don't really even know.
I'm just trying to be realistic about this.
Is that, you're going to jump on it?
Like it's an Olympic event?
I was going to kick it.
Or streetwise.
Would that just be brawling at that point?
Can I brawl?
So you're going to try a pound on it.
I was going to try to, if it's a locker like you're describing it, I was going to try to stick
my fingers in it, you know.
By the way, I don't know if you guys know this.
I work with lockers on a daily basis.
And I was going to rip it open.
Okay.
So now, now you want, okay.
So it's an athletics check.
Yeah.
All right.
Sure.
Uh, but it's going to be difficult.
Two or three.
Let's say, no, it's definitely more than two.
Um.
I think you doubt my strength.
I do.
How dare you.
Let's say it's, it's one red and two purple.
All right.
That's fine.
You don't even know what that means.
I don't care.
None of this matters.
And I still succeeded.
Two threats though.
So I imagine I'm up on the locker, like just with my foot and I'm like ripping the door
off.
Mm-hmm.
With my intense strength.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm really mocking whatever gods out there for doubting my strength.
And the threat is I probably, uh, well, you could decide this.
I was going to suggest some, maybe like, you know, I'm a little tired.
You sliced your finger a little bit on the edge of the locker.
Slightly winded.
He's in need of band-aid.
No, no, no, no, no.
The locker starts shrieking.
Shrieking a loud, loud alarm.
That does not seem like a threat.
That seems like a failure.
No, it opens.
Thank you, Sardi.
It opens.
That god you mocked just searched this way.
Where are your gods now?
It is just shrieking an alarm.
Start grabbing all the weapons as fast as possible.
All right, let's go through another round before, well, actually, Mac, why don't we just add you to the combo?
Do I have all the guns?
They fell on top of you.
I'm running in like I'm bloated like Rambo.
I added you to combat, so go ahead and run.
Out of all the weapons they have in your hand, it's difficult, Mac.
Can you turn on the alarm a little bit?
No.
Really?
This is your doing.
I got it.
I figured it on my hand.
Because, uh, what?
I'm like running around.
I got a blaster in one hand.
I got someone with Sarn's guns in my other.
I'm just kind of running around.
Yes, like a Christmas tree of death.
A Christmas tree of death.
Wow.
I hope you like that, though.
Sorry.
But it is blaring.
And would you please, did you roll your initiative?
Hold on.
Yes.
Am I vigilance or cool?
No, I just go with vigilance.
That's what we're all doing now.
It doesn't matter.
Nobody cares anymore.
No.
Okay.
Crazy.
Congratulations.
You have, uh, awarded the team two PCs before Charlie gets another whack.
So I'm going to hit Charlie in the back of the head.
Sorry, do you want another crack at him?
No, I want my rifle now with the alarms blaring.
Can I shoot him?
No, don't shoot him.
We have to, you know.
We're not going to take him hostage.
But he's such a character.
He's not.
He's got a great voice.
All right.
Just talk him unconscious.
I don't care.
And I run up.
Throw me the, throw me the rifle.
I throw you everything.
Okay.
If you guys are going to start doing throwings like this.
Just keep it.
Well, no, no, no, no.
That's not, that's not exactly where I'm going.
I'm talking about eating turns.
Right.
What if this, okay.
So I'm behind, I'm behind, uh, Charlie.
Can, does he see me coming up behind him?
No, you, you evaded his, his gaze by rolling underneath.
What if I just hold him up with behind him?
Like I come up behind him with two, with two guns.
I'm like, you shoot.
I shoot, buddy.
You seem kind of far away.
I, yeah, I think you'd, in order to get, in order.
I have a rifle.
Hold on.
Let me go first.
Do I have a rifle?
You, you could, you could do that.
That those would, that would, that would be, you know, in a maneuver to announce yourself.
And, uh.
I just don't know if we have to end this.
I just, no, I.
It's kind of too late.
We've myrtleized everybody.
It's not too late.
He's not dead yet.
We've myrtleized a lot of people.
Does it have to be a Charlie in the Box next?
Yes.
I want to stand up, which uses my maneuver, and then I want to taunt him to look towards me.
Taunting.
Okay.
Taunting.
So you're trying to grab his attention.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What if I run up and just hit him in the back of the head with your rifle?
Okay.
That's right.
I need to get his attention away.
All right.
We're going to initiate this maneuver.
Distraction.
And then we run.
Yes.
But that's your turn.
Sorry.
All right.
So I don't need to roll, like, coercion or anything?
No.
That's your turn.
You're taunting him in a way that grabs his attention.
Yeah.
Come on, you big Charlie.
Oh.
No.
I'm never going to miss twice.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's why I run up and starts pointing.
I will be the butt radar someday.
Look at you.
You can't even carry that sword.
Yes, I can.
Come on.
We all know you're tired.
Not as tired as you, you big jerk.
All right.
Now it is another PC turn.
Idiot.
Now it's Mac's, Mac had it hit in time?
Uh, yes.
So you will need a maneuver to move closer to him.
All right.
Um, I would say you're at medium.
So you would need two maneuvers to get within, you know, striking range, which is a strain,
which is a sprint.
You will need a dead sprint.
Okay.
All right.
So I will apply strain.
One strain.
For a sprint.
Yeah.
One strain for headache.
And then, um, your attack would be a melee.
Melee.
All right.
Any difficulty?
Well, two.
Just average.
Do I have any boost because I'm running up on him and he doesn't see me coming?
I'll give you a boost because Sarn was distracting him.
No, because, um, I don't really mean all of you.
You make my job very difficult.
All right.
You hit him in the head.
Uh, success is four.
Is that four?
Four wounds?
Is that how that works?
He's emotionally damaged from that hit.
No.
Well, I mean, probably.
Uh.
Why didn't you just shoot him?
Oh, you don't want to kill him for some weird reason.
Because I'm a nice guy.
The best guy around.
So one, two.
All right.
So melee, which would be your strength.
Which is three.
Probably do you hate it here?
Don't know him.
I'm strong.
Yeah.
You hit him pretty good.
Uh, he's, he's very, he's disoriented.
Um, you catch him off guard.
Um, he's surprised to have been hit in the back of the head.
Uh, he thought this was going to be a fair fight.
Uh, it turns out, perhaps.
A fair fight?
He's got a five-word sword and I didn't have one.
Well, he has a different definition of, uh, fair fight.
And, uh, he is now with the, uh, the Vibro Sword.
Um, actually, no.
You knock him out.
Knocked him out.
He's gone fast.
Nah.
Bobbids, pick him up.
Taking him with us.
Not taking him with us.
Grab your Vibro Sword and give me a rifle.
I give you a rifle right away.
I got your rifle.
Check it.
See, we don't have to kill him all the time.
Kiss it gently.
I give you all your other weapons, too.
He only had one on the blast with a pistol.
I got it to you, bud.
Thank you.
Do you see that awesome pistol, uh, weapon, rifle whip I gave him?
Yeah, that was pretty cool, man.
I got a really running jump on it.
He didn't see me coming.
Nobody ever expects you to hit in the back of the head.
I pick up Charlie.
Yeah, you didn't know.
I pick up Charlie.
Yeah.
I pick up Charlie and kind of like cradle him like a baby for a second and then just put
him back, uh, where the cage is.
Like, inside the cage.
Check his pockets.
Put him in the cage?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm trying to give you guys your stuff back.
I don't know who had that.
Uh, Mac, you had a pistol.
What is this?
Is that the, is this the diplomat's pistol?
Yeah.
All right.
I had like three guns, I think.
You had a molecular dagger.
Yeah.
Did you have a rifle?
Maybe.
Wait.
Uh, Bobbins.
You still have your rifle, right?
I gave you a rifle.
Yeah, I had a rifle.
Yeah.
And a spiked mace.
But you no longer, you no longer have your fibro sword, strangely.
Um, and then.
Where'd that go?
I have, I have one last two pistol left in the safe.
Yeah, that's mine.
You have two pistols?
I might have had two pistols, actually.
I thought you'd get, well, whatever.
Just take this and shut it.
Yeah, you know I'm not going to use a pistol.
I don't really know what we're doing here.
Okay, so.
You're the one that should.
I should.
That's what's, that's really scary.
Um, no, yeah.
You knocked out this tiny little man.
Uh, he's sitting face down.
His tie is splayed flat across the ground.
Uh, and he's just sitting there kind of twitching.
Sorry.
Aw.
He was a really sweet kid.
I feel bad for him.
And, uh, Bobenzia just picks him up kind of like from the, on the back of his shirt.
And just, like, looks around, doesn't know where to put him.
So she puts him back where the cage is, you know.
In case the cage comes down, then he'll be inside of it.
Okay.
Um, I want to grab the vibrosword and try to unlock Makara's cage.
Okay.
Uh, you grab the vibrosword, you go up to her cage.
It's very similar to yours.
If you're able to open the easier, well, okay.
You probably can't open, you can cut open.
So she's got it.
All right.
Sorry.
I have a hundred thoughts at once.
So she has a similar cage to what you had.
You had the big bars around going vertically.
And behind the big bars, there's, uh, more like a mesh or like a chain link fence for, uh, comparison.
And you could probably cut the chain link fence.
If you cut the chain link fence, then, uh, you'll have a bigger gap, but it's not really a human gap size.
No, after seeing that, I kind of want to just pass her one of the pistols.
Okay.
You still will need to attempt to cut that.
It's going to be, um, I don't know.
What, what, what, what check do you think it would be?
I mean, melee might work.
Um, athletics might work.
Yeah, I think athletics.
Okay.
Because I'm going to swing really hard towards it.
All right.
So it's a feat of strength.
Right.
Okay.
And is that encounter over?
The encounter's over.
Yeah.
I mean, unless you guys are fighting each other.
Well, no, but I just have to.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You won't have to.
No.
No, no, no.
Not for this.
Uh, yes.
Okay.
You succeed.
So you, you cut.
Uh, she, she gets scared for a moment thinking, you know, you're wheeling a sword at her.
And you cut right down into the chain link fence, cut it open.
And there is enough space in there for you to hand her a weapon.
I pass her a pistol.
Okay.
I say, I know you may not want to use it, but if you have to.
Well, like, I might.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I did the wrong voice.
Not on your, Charlie.
Like, on myself?
Like, on me?
Like, if this goes really sideways?
No.
You saved the last charge for yourself.
Oh, God.
I'm not going to kill myself.
Okay.
Then use the last charge on me.
I'd rather be a slave than dead.
Really?
Yeah.
Must not have been too bad, then.
Wow, you got a good mentality.
It's really optimistic that you still have that over all these years.
Good mental health.
Next work.
I, well, I'm just saying, I don't really believe in the Force and all that golly work, so.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it seems unrealistic to me.
Personally.
Okay.
I don't know what to ask you to do, but.
Well, I'm not going to kill myself is what I'm saying.
Okay, fine.
Then go down and fight.
Not a religion.
All right.
Okay, I will take your pistol.
Well, found your sister as a plus.
Yes, we have to get her out.
But on the other side, there are guards.
Guards are going to be coming.
It's surprising they're not here already, because they're only one room away, and there is an alarm blaring.
And a man is blaring.
They had to finish their cigarettes.
Yeah.
They are hopelessly addicted.
Another question.
Only our weapons were in the locker?
Yes.
I was really hoping for.
Yeah, I just grabbed the whole lot.
I didn't grab it.
I didn't think about what I grabbed, so.
Well, also, that was all I was in there.
The prisoners.
Is it like an evidence knocker?
All right.
That's fine.
Saren's going to run, knowing that they're over there, because we saw them walk.
Saren's going to hide behind the locker and take aim.
Okay.
Like behind the door?
Not behind the door.
Behind the locker.
Okay, because I'm behind the door.
You're...
Wait, the door of the locker?
Yeah.
Okay, you can be behind the door of the open locker.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys are both hiding around various parts of the locker.
Yeah.
All right.
A wiki barges in.
In response.
And he looks around.
And his gun is drawn.
Hobans, get him.
The prisoners escaped.
The prisoners.
You let the prisoners escape?
I tried to tell him not to, but he wanted to be really cool and impress his eyes.
And he like...
This is...
I don't know.
This is...
No, no.
This is...
The locker is open.
Do they also have their guns?
Quick strike.
It all happened so fast.
Okay.
Tackle him.
All right.
Saren, take aim.
We got to take this guy out.
I took aim.
He's taking aim.
I'm aiming to my scope.
Now Saren's going to fire.
As soon as he says, do they have their weapons?
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
What?
Saren is gearing up.
Oh.
Okay.
And a triumph.
All right.
What would you say triumph is to be?
Head explosion?
Let me see.
Let's hear some ideas.
Well, I definitely want to do damage.
Okay.
But I also want to knock him prone.
And the gun flew out of his hand.
All right.
So you did 11 damage to this poor, poor, poor, poor kid who was only doing his job.
Where did you hit him?
His shoulder.
All right.
You blew a gigantic hole in his shoulder.
Blood is squirting out of his shoulder.
A life threateningly amount.
And he falls to the ground completely and utterly dead.
Okay.
All right.
But he's the only one that came out?
Yeah.
Okay.
Mac.
Yes.
Let's push this locker against that door.
All right.
Start pushing.
Is it possible to do?
Yeah.
You can do that.
All right.
So, yeah.
I want to barricade this door.
Barricade it.
All right.
No.
Is there another way out of this door?
Out of this room?
Or is this the only way out?
I mean, I see there are the doors here.
That's a good point.
Lots of doors.
If I perceived anything, then there are lots of doors.
I just gave Tiger such a headache.
You saw that right there.
Lots of doors.
So many doors.
We're going to kick them all in.
Yeah.
Or out.
So, yes.
I would like to push that cabinet.
Doors hit the door and they open up another one.
They just pop out from behind.
Or the door opens the other way.
Like Big Lebowski.
Big Lebowski.
Yeah.
All right.
Yes.
Okay.
And as you do that, that very thing happens.
And the leader that you had seen before with the laser eye patch walks in through the other door with two other Wookiees.
God damn it.
We picked the wrong door.
Shoot that one.
Did you forget that we could see this on the goddamn video?
Oh, yeah.
He definitely was going to record it.
He got the lights down low.
Yes.
It was really cool.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Let's start blasting.
And we just used our only cover.
Yes.
All right.
And so he bursts in.
And as they burst in, the lights change from red to bright white.
It is lit up like a racquetball court.
And being dropped in from the center of it on a platform on strings above is the butt radar.
But he doesn't drop all the way to the floor.
He is sitting up high where you can see him, but he does not touch the floor.
She?
He or she?
She.
She, she, she, she.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, all this misgendering.
And the, the butt radar is holding a gigantic Gatling gun.
Say hello to my little friend.
And the, the butt radar is holding a gigantic Gatling gun.
Tiger and Andy are two big bitches.
And only Tiger's gonna know this if he listens to this whole thing.
And Tiger if you listen to this.
You're a big, big,
bitch.
Oh crap here comes Andy.
Thank you.