Hail the junk fort boys in the night they roam, solving woes with fire and chrome.
With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate, explosions mark the hours never late.
Just with another mind-freaking incident, the crew paused and took time to reflect on their situation.
Chuckles found a pictogram note with Lady High Hill expressing her love for him, and this gave him the courage to move on.
He told Lady High Hill his feelings for her, and the pair performed a ritualistic flirting dance, bobbing heads included.
Patches accompanied on the flute. It was a tender scene until Squish shot the uncle Muddy Skyluck.
After several unsuccessful judo chops and leg kicks, they were finally able to tame the beast.
The crew escaped, only to find, or rather find out, that Dee Dee and Tawny were missing, and they had been taken captivity by the ghost crew invading the castle.
The last test was Patches in a replica of the Kahuna wave.
There, a strange figure in a gray robe questioned Patches on his choices, and if he had succeeded in what they had asked.
Puzzled, Squish and Chuckles demanded answers, which Patches was slow to give.
All he could remember was that he was given a mission to stop Captain Fitzclyde and steal the ghostly butler.
The crew put aside their hurt at Patches' betrayal and fought off the devil's eye for them from earlier.
Now, one final staircase remains, and the crew must face against Captain Fitzclyde.
Will they let their quirky nature divide them, or will they work together to defeat the evil captain?
This time, it's for real.
Yes, so you guys are in the main castle hallway.
There is just yet one staircase ahead of you.
You have explored all the other doors.
And you're good.
Are you saying you want us to go on the staircase?
I feel like that's what you're trying to tell us.
That is not what I'm telling you.
I'm telling you that you have explored all of the other doors in this hallway.
Flashback, you guys are opening up doors in this hallway.
And it's just you guys wised up, and you're not running into the door before slamming it shut now.
So you're just, like, opening it and sticking your head in.
And it's just random scenes from your past.
Like, there's one of you guys in the city of Doscaval.
There's one of you in the junk fort.
But you're like, you know what?
We're not going to deal with this today.
We played these.
We've all been mind freaked.
You've all had your mind freaked.
Yeah, I think we had three straight sessions of being mind freaked.
Yeah, it was three mind freakers in a row.
Okay, so we need to stop the captain from getting the harp.
He's got the harp.
Oh, fuck.
And we just have to stop him from getting speakers.
You built in speakers.
This guy is cunning.
He has tricked us, and he's definitely, you know, befuddled us.
Well, we have to stop him from learning how to play the ukulele or harp.
No, he knows how to do both those things.
He's not very good at the ukulele, though.
He's good now.
Can't you hear him playing?
I think it's pretty awesome.
You hear the haunting strumming of a lute.
No, you hear him plucking these strings, and you just barely can hear it.
It's just above the wind.
You just hear this haunting melody.
But you also hear, like, the distant screams of, like, people are engaged in fighting and conflict.
The screens are getting quieter and quieter, though.
There's fewer of them.
You've been able to hear them for a while now, and you're now, they're starting to fade.
But you do also hear what sounds like footprint, like a lot of footsteps kind of in the castle below you.
So just, like, you know, a bunch of people marching through.
So we probably should get to the top of the tower real quick.
You think they're coming after us?
No, they're coming up to the tower.
We need to get going to the top of the tower.
Oh, so then we're going to ambush him.
Yeah.
When he gets up here.
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
It's got not as many distractions as we like to have, but ambush.
Ambush him with what?
A nut punch?
How do you ambush someone with a nut punch?
That was our plan.
It was just to nut punch them all at the same time.
We'll find out.
Well, listen, we don't know what we're working with up at the top of the tower.
We've got to go up there and hide or something.
That's my plan.
I'm going to go up there and hide.
You don't say.
Yeah.
And now I was going to figure it out afterwards.
Like we always do.
So, Yar, gentlemen, I am going to go up to the top of this tower, save the world, and get a nice ship.
And maybe a nice nap after that.
That's me.
You built those speakers, right?
Go for Juckles.
Yeah.
So, do you know how to ruin?
Oh, I can ruin anything.
Did you happen to install a kill switch or maybe like, you know, something that...
Well, it turns out one of the speakers explodes.
The other speaker is really, really good.
And I'm not sure which one is which and both of them might explode or both of them might be okay.
It's really a crap shoot.
Is this canon now?
No, they're...
No, the speakers are not a canon.
The speakers are not a canon, yeah.
Speakers are not a canon, but yeah, I like that.
I like that.
50-50, one of these speakers can explode.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like that's going to blow up in our faces, you know, more literally than I would like at some point.
Probably literally.
Okay.
Well, you just had to bring it up.
I just, you know, sometimes...
Sometimes I know what I'm doing.
Sometimes shit blows up.
And that's the life of an inventor.
I'm starting to think you're not a very good tinkerer.
He's an inventor.
I will tinker right now.
You want me to tinker right now?
I will do it.
Yeah.
Tinker me something right now.
Oh, he's going to pee.
Tinker me a way out of this.
Gentlemen, we have to go up to the top of this tower.
You keep saying that.
We don't have to do anything.
Let's just stay here.
It's nice and safe here.
He's going to...
Not when he starts using your speakers to harp his way over the world.
And aren't they going to walk right by us?
Yeah, we have to go.
Oh, they're going to walk by us.
Oh, this is only the hallway to the top.
I'm walking away.
I am pulling rank here.
You have no rank, but I will follow you anyway.
I am head co-captain.
That's not how co-captains work.
Storms of the...
Well, do you storm or you just walk patches?
I'm like stormily walkling.
Okay.
He storms up the stairs.
Chuckles, you said you're following.
Squish, you're following too?
Yeah, I'll follow.
Yeah, this is my life.
You guys start going up.
And it's a very tight medieval type staircase, right?
Where it's a very small stone staircase.
And you're kind of just constantly turning up in this spiral.
And, you know, patches, you start off really strong at first, just like storming up there, you know, arms swinging.
But you get about, I don't know, three or four flights up.
And you start getting a little panted.
It's a lot of steps.
And about half, what you can determine is about halfway up.
Because, again, there's non-Ussalidian geometry here.
Oh.
You come to a little landing.
And I don't have a picture, unfortunately.
But you do find this, basically just this kind of pop-up cart with this just little old lady sitting in it, standing in it.
She's just a wrinkled old human.
Human, not demon.
It's a wrinkled old human.
And her cart is kind of like a lemonade stand where it's just like this wooden facade.
That just, she's just sitting at.
And she goes, oh, you guys thirsty?
You want some lemonade?
Or is it some kind of trick lady?
What are you doing here?
How come they haven't eaten you yet?
I've eaten me.
Who's eating me?
You're on teacher-o's.
Right?
We're on teacher-o's, I think.
Who the f*** are you?
Well, it's a long staircase.
People get tired going up with it.
And I thought, you know what, Mario?
You know what this staircase needs?
Did you say Muriel?
That's my name.
It needs a lemonade stand.
Oh, hi, Muriel.
I'm Juckles.
The D is silent.
Also, it starts with D.
It's a lot.
It's like a long name.
Anyway, I said Muriel.
Lemonade stand.
Be perfect for this place.
And, you know, I get a lot of business.
A lot of people go up and down this tower.
What do people usually go up this tower for?
Lemonade?
Oh, it's like, you know, it's the tallest part of the castle.
You know, it's got some great vistas.
Perfect acoustics, too.
The back end is all curved.
Real nice.
When they ring the bells up, you can hear it for miles.
Beautiful.
A lot of people go up there.
Not today.
I haven't seen so many.
But you are my first customers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We haven't bought anything yet.
We're not customers.
Can I have a lemonade to go?
That's right.
You want my lemonade to go?
Not if it doesn't have alcohol on it.
Of course it's to go.
Do you see any chairs?
I don't.
It's not.
It's not a dining option here.
All right.
It's not a bistro?
One lemonade.
You know what?
I'm thinking to myself, squish.
You know what this stairwell needs?
A bistro.
That serves lemonade.
You're out of business, Muriel.
I hope you're happy.
Are you throwing it in her?
I haven't even got my drink yet, dude.
Okay.
Muriel's not very, you know, she's rather nonplussed by your comments, squish.
She disappears.
She kind of, like, you see her, like, jump down off of this box.
She's a very short, elderly woman, very wrinkled.
And she, like, you kind of hear her rummage around her cart for a second when she comes back.
She has a little Dixie cup filled with lemonade.
She just, she's about to hand it to you, Patch, and she's like, oh, silly me.
Half a crown.
What's a crown?
She kind of blinks at you.
She goes, it's the currency of this island.
Oh.
Do we have crowns out of character?
No.
You only have coins.
Well, Muriel, would it surprise you to know that we don't have any money?
No money?
I have coins.
Well, that would surprise me.
Well, it's true, unfortunately.
We have coin.
We have no crowns.
How much crown do you think is to a coin if you just wanted to throw in an estimate?
Is an estimate probably 200 crowns to every coin?
Something like that.
Maybe 300?
Yeah, I think we should just put it down the middle.
250.
Yeah, 250.
That sounds good.
250, 250 crowns.
Do you think you can take your coin and divide it into one 250th sections?
No, we'll give you a half of a coin.
You'll give me half of a coin?
Do you know how much lemonade that can buy?
Yes.
We're feeling generous today.
You'll put me out of business.
Keeps the change.
If you're willing to spend half a coin for one cup of lemonade, I will consider myself a very happy person.
All right.
We'll give you the whole coin if you can do something for me.
Oh.
What?
You're going to see this big, big guy walk up with a red frock coat.
Very handsome.
Very smelly.
Okay.
I don't know why that was added in.
Because she's going to need to know who this person is.
I didn't know how you found him so handsome.
He's very handsome and very smelly.
Okay.
Just giving her more clues.
You will know him by his smell.
Can you give him a lemonade on this?
And can I do a flashback?
Okay.
So when we were in the kitchen mind freak room, is it possible that I saw something that I knew the captain was allergic to?
Radishes.
No.
How would you know he was allergic to?
Because I've cooked for him.
I'm sure I've asked him before if he's allergic to anything.
That seems like...
And if you want, you can...
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Rutabagas are...
Sorry.
Were you going to say...
They're famously poisonous to captains.
Famously.
I'm going to say that in the kitchen, you probably did see some sort of like foul toxins and poisons and stuff.
I'm not going to go so far as to say like we've had this conversation about him having allergies.
But if you want to see something like that was very clearly like poisonous and you nipped a little bit of it, I'd be fine with that.
Okay.
That's what I'll do then.
Sure.
Is then flash forward to the Muriel.
I go...
Yeah.
When you see him, put this into his lemonade and say his lemonade's on the house.
He'll go crazy for this.
He'll go crazy for lemonade?
Well, for the additive.
Oh, I see.
You're lying to her.
Thank you for saying that out loud.
Oops.
I mean, he's not lying to you.
That made it better.
Did you...
This is a very strange trap.
Did you say he had a big red bushy beard?
Big red beard.
Big black beard?
It's a beard.
Indeterminate color.
It's a beard?
I said a frog.
Big red frock.
Oh!
Red frock cold.
Yes.
What's frocked?
It's a good question.
I don't know either.
It's a very fine material that keeps you warm at night.
Frock?
Oh.
Frock, yeah.
I'm wearing gray frock.
Wee.
Yeah, so like it is, but red.
You said I'd know him by his smell.
Yes.
Someone said that.
I said that.
It was a very bad smell.
Yeah, it's like an old man BO smell.
Oh, dear.
I think I've already seen him.
What?
We need to go.
What do you mean you already seen him?
Where did he go?
Well, he rushed up here, and I tried the lemonade trick, but you know, it just kind of just blew me off.
I'd drink the lemonade and run.
All right.
Well, smell you later, Muriel.
Thanks.
Bye!
That lemonade gave me any kind of enhancements?
Tiger.
Or gas.
Or juckles.
Yes.
Do you remember when you were trying to get that wire, and you bit the coin in like an eighth?
Yeah.
I think it was eighths, yeah.
And then I was trying to pass the rest of it, I think.
Yeah.
Give that to her.
Give her the eighth.
The one that I've passed through my intestinal system?
Yes.
Presumably through my butthole?
Yes.
Pay for the lemonade with that.
Oh, okay.
Well, is that in my inventory?
It's the eighth of a coin inventory, but yeah, you do.
Sure, why not?
It's like an eighth of a coin.
Like, it's a piece of metal, more at this point, honestly.
I flick it to her, like Mean Joe Green.
You flick it to her, and she takes a bite of it.
Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
It's real.
It eats it.
Oh, boy.
She goes, do y'all want a glass of lemonade?
No, I'm good.
And then I run out after it patches.
All right, I'll take your lemonade.
Chappell, she hands you a lemonade.
Patches, you took one?
Yeah, I took it and ran.
You took it and ran?
Have you drank?
Yeah, I drank it.
You won't drink it, too?
I chugged it and ran.
All right.
Cool.
So you continue up to the top of the tower.
Let's take a look.
At the top of the tower.
So when you get to the top of the tower, it is a round tower.
It overlooks the city of Ticharos.
So you can see out in the distance.
You can see the castle grounds that you've walked through.
You can see the kind of village below.
You can see the port where the shopping center was, with all the markets and all the carts.
And then out in the distance, you can see the bay of Ticharos.
And it's just this large bay that kind of seems like it almost like funnels into this one point.
And behind you is a curved wall.
Oh, that's fancy.
Yes.
So you come out of this central.
Is this from Myst?
Yeah, you come out of this.
I honestly just took this from the internet.
Shame on me.
I don't know what this is from.
I think it's someone's 3D red rings of something.
Looks like Myst.
Anyway, you open the doors and you walk out.
Yes, it's a curved balcony that you can see out into the bay.
And at the very edge of the balcony, overlooking the edge, is the captain himself.
And I just added there.
And yeah, so the captain is overlooking the edge.
You can see that he's got the harp slinged onto his back.
He is alone.
And with the exception of Tawny and Dee, who he kind of has in either hand, kind of like at their scruff, like holding him.
Like Dee Dee has off the ground Tawny.
He's just holding real close.
And he's looking over the edge and he goes, breathe it in, boys.
That's that fine, Ticharos weather.
Yarr.
Great weather.
Listen, this whole harp thing.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I know what you think.
And I don't care what you think.
You know, I've spent so much of my life trying to get here to this moment right now.
My first crew, well, I had to kill them, make them the ghosts for my second crew.
My second crew mutinied me.
And it took me a long time to get my revenge on them.
Hey, you mutinied on them, didn't you?
Hello.
Bridget, can I have a flashback?
Yeah.
Can I have an instructed Neelix to go and try to get the harp off of him?
Like, if he can.
So, as you're walking up the steps, this is what...
Yeah.
You did?
Okay, yeah.
So, what did you...
So, you're going up the steps and you have a moment where you pop off your bottle.
Yeah.
You pop off the cork of the bottle.
And Neelix comes out.
Neelix.
And Neelix is still in his...
He's now in kind of like a 50s ball gown at this point.
He's moved on from his...
Incognito mode.
I like it.
Yeah, incognito mode.
Neelix.
He's moved on from his Marie Antoinette look.
This is your most important mission to date.
I need you to steal the black harp.
Steal the harp, sir?
I'm going to try...
We're going to try to distract the captain.
Because all of our plans deal with distractions.
But this time, we're the distraction.
Can you dress up as a female harp?
He briefly shimmers into the shape of a harp with like a female head.
Like, almost like those ships, you know?
But the head is a female.
I need you to go more spy.
Like, you know...
Do you have a spy outfit?
Can you look like Black Widow?
The spider, sir?
No.
Never mind.
I can't...
I can't make myself that spy.
Never mind.
Just put on your best black dress and go spot...
And try to sneak up on him.
If you want to.
Okay.
If you want to.
You know, we're pals now.
You know, I'm...
This is a very...
You're going to have to cause quite a distraction, sir.
I'm pretty sure he's going to keep on to that harp with everything he's got.
Well, just wait for the right moment.
You'll know.
I'll give you a signal.
All right.
Right.
And a flashback.
Okay.
And a flashback.
Yeah, the captain says, you know...
So then my second crew mutinied.
And then my third crew.
I thought, I'll go for the ragamuffins, the outcasts, the little guys, the little dogs.
And it turns out they mutinied me, too.
It's you.
No.
Now, you know what they say.
You know, maybe if all your crews are mutinied on you, maybe it's you.
That's what I've been saying.
Yeah, well, I hate you saying I need to do...
Well, unfortunately, I'm not really interested in self-reflection.
On the other hand, and he kind of gives his fingers a snap.
And three ghosts appear behind him.
These are ghosts, and they have kind of like a weird...
They kind of shimmer in and out of shape.
They're kind of green-gulley myths.
And then they kind of like hit their sort of peak.
There's three ghosts.
There's one of them.
He looks like a little Victorian child.
Kind of dusty, too.
He's got a lot of dust and dirt on his face.
He's kind of like a little pig pen.
Like a little chimney sweep guy.
There's another one with clearly a drunken guy.
He's kind of like swaying, almost like Johnny Depp swaying with a bottle in his hand.
And he's like, you can hear that he's kind of slurring.
But as a ghost, he doesn't really make much noise.
And then there's one that's standing behind him that's just like a rather intimidating guy with his arms crossed.
But they're all green and ghastly and ghostly.
And they're all staring at you.
And he goes, I've decided I need to stick with the ghost crew.
I used to think, well, people could be better than ghosts.
But I've decided no more.
Straight ghost crew.
Take over the world.
Tired of this nonsense.
And so are you a ghost?
Am I a ghost?
Have we not performed the flesh test?
No, I am not a ghost.
He doesn't smell like a ghost.
Like a fart.
And what happened when you turned into that demon at the mansion back there?
I have anger issues.
And I am able to summon ghosts.
Do you want to talk about it?
I don't think he turned into a demon.
I think he just got pissed off.
As he yells, no.
The Victorian ghost and the drunk ghost both each grab Didi and Tawny respectively.
So the little Victorian one grabs Tawny.
The drunk one grabs D.
No.
And they kind of are holding them on their side.
And he goes, it's been fun.
It's been a blast.
But at this point, I'm tired of you.
And I just want to rule the world.
So if you don't mind, I'm going to toss your friends overboard.
And well, here it goes.
And he pulls the harp over his arm.
I pull out my gun.
You pull out your gun.
And I aim it at the drunk ghost.
Who has Didi?
Yes.
Okay.
What are the other two?
What are the other two doing before we start this combat?
Yelling.
No.
Please take Tawny.
Take it Tawny.
Okay.
So Squish, if you want to go ahead and aim.
Do your hunt.
Thank you.
Nice.
Let me get my points all.
Was this your music, Bridget?
No.
I put this on.
No.
You're magnificent.
Okay.
Squish, you lower your gun.
Walk me through shooting at this ghost.
I'm going to shoot it, like, in the center mass.
It's going to create, like, a lot of damage to get the ghost to drop Didi.
Just in any way, shape, or form.
So you're...
That's not...
Go ahead and take it.
So you aim your gun at this ghost, and you pop him right in the chest.
The good news is that he's hit, and he staggers back.
But he doesn't lose his grip on Didi.
I'm just going to stick her right over here with this so we can keep track.
Tawny is grabbed even harder, and he's kind of pulled towards the edge.
And he is kind of...
He's pulled towards the edge of the balcony.
The captain is going to take a step forward.
So his plan, just so we're all clear, he needs to get close enough so that when he plays his harp, the acoustics of the place radiate out.
So he needs to approach where you're standing.
So he's going to walk towards you.
And then there's this third ghost here.
He's seen you try to shoot the other ghost.
Squish, so this big intimidating one.
He's going to kind of float closer to you.
He's approaching you to start engaging you in combat.
Patches, Chuckles, do you want to make an action before we move on?
Who's?
Oh.
Go ahead, Patch.
Chuckles.
Well, I am going to...
Okay.
I see shapes on here.
These must be speakers.
And it's right behind the captain.
Oh, yes.
I'm so sorry.
We completely forgot.
He does have his speakers attached to him.
There's just an immense amount of cord as well.
So he's got a lot of mobility.
He's got a lot of mobility.
Mobility is not an issue.
But yes, he does have the speakers.
And they are kind of set up on either side of where you are standing.
So he's set these speakers up beforehand, but he needs to get closer to strum.
So I guess it would be unreasonable to just run at the speakers.
No, I think you can absolutely do that.
You're not going to try to save Tawny?
Who?
No, no, that answer is that.
I don't have a gun.
Okay.
What can I do?
I don't know.
Okay.
So you run over to where these speakers are.
Because they're on either side.
I'm going to say you run to the one closest to you, which we're going to say is on the right-hand side.
What are you going to do with these speaks?
Oh, I imagine I'm running at the speakers and I slide in front of them.
I'm going to go like to the back and see what I can see.
I mean, are we really doing the thing where they might blow up?
That was your call, bud.
I think you're smart enough to know which one might blow up and which one might not.
You did make these.
You did kind of do a rush.
So I'm going to say in your case, you can tell if these things are going to blow up or not.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Nobody else will.
Okay.
So you can tell.
Yeah.
I'd like to inspect them, I guess.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Roll your study.
I'm sure.
Or I guess maybe your tinker, too.
Whichever one you want.
Because you didn't make these.
If you're ever going to give me an option to roll tinker, I'm going to do it.
All right.
Partial success.
All right.
You are.
All right.
Cool.
Hold on.
I'm just going to do.
Hold on.
Okay.
You recognize that this is the one rigged to blow.
You can tell that it is definitely will blow up on you if you mess with it too much.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Okay.
But it's not going to blow up if it's being used.
No.
Oh, I see.
It's.
Yeah.
Like if you try messing with it, if you, if anybody tries like running at it or, you know, stomping on it, wrecking it, whatever, it will blow up.
But just in its normal function of being a speaker, it will not blow up.
Okay.
Kind of sounds like you don't remember what kind of bomb you built and you're like, oh, that's what it was.
That's what.
No, I just, I just work kind of fast and I'm not really paying a whole lot of attention.
And so.
You did.
You really, when you did make these, it was kind of like a crunch thing you were trying to do to like appease the captain before you got too mad.
Right.
Yeah.
Because I got like three quarters of the way through and then he said, well, actually I need it now.
I was like, oh shit.
And then I had to finish it.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I got to get this explosive device in there really quick.
Ah, fuck.
I just put the one in.
Well, no, I mean, that's part of it a little bit just because there's, that's what I built stuff out of things that can explode.
But I mean, like all sorts of things can explode if you like do it wrong.
Speakers?
Uh, usually not.
Yeah.
Because usually, usually, well, I mean like an amplifier could blow up for sure.
Turns out I made a speaker amp.
Yeah.
I think it has to be an amp because you have to get power from somewhere.
There we go.
Uh, all right.
So you're going to go expect this, uh, speaker.
You've realized that this is the one closest to you is the one that is going to explode.
Uh, patches.
What are you doing?
I need a survey of the land.
Uh, what, I mean, not a survey, but, um, what is, where is Tani and, uh, is Dede?
What are they, are they being tossed over?
Uh, yes.
So, uh, D is being held by a ghost.
A ghost, which has been shot by squish.
He has not, the ghost has not fallen.
He has not weakened his grip on Dede, but he hasn't tried to toss him or her over the edge.
Uh, Tani is being held by a, a second ghost, the drunk ghost.
Um, is he going to be tossed?
Uh, yes.
Yes.
He's being pushed over towards the edge.
All right.
I'm going to whip my electro train at him.
At the ghost?
Yeah.
The one throwing Tani.
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
Roll your, roll your finesse.
Oh, I missed.
Turns out I have not used this chain in a long time.
You missed wildly.
Um, and, and you throw it and it just like completely biffs this guy, like just completely misses him.
Um, and now you're, he, he like eyes the, the chain hook and he, I, or the lightning hook and he knows what it is.
He is a ghost.
He's seen these materials before.
Uh, maybe the captains use them on him and he like turns and look at you and he goes, uh, this is the drunk ghost.
I, I, turns out I drunk.
Uh, he, and yeah, so he, he continues to pull Tani ever closer.
To the edge.
Uh, so now squish, you do have a ghost.
Uh, one of the free ghosts that has, uh, he's coming, he's charging at you.
Uh, you have time before he arrives.
What, what's your next step?
Um, I'm going to shoot at the one holding DD again.
Okay.
Ghosts are susceptible to gunfire.
Yeah.
All right.
You didn't know.
You didn't know that.
That's why.
I don't think this is the first.
How many ghosts?
And this is the first time you asked.
A common.
I don't think you've ever shot a ghost.
A lot of people know that when a paranormal investigator is going, they're fully armed.
Yeah.
And then I'm going to push myself too.
Oh, that's right.
I'm soft.
Yeah.
And you have something too.
And you have something too from pushing yourself too much.
Oh yeah.
Reckless.
Well, it's nothing different.
If you know, you can pick up those dice and move them.
I didn't mean to, but I did by accident.
Oh.
Did you change the two to a six?
No.
It's definitely still a six on here.
You got one six.
Yeah.
So you, you shoot at this ghost.
It drops DD.
I mean, like, let's go of his, uh, his grip on DD.
Um, she lands and she comes running, sprinting towards you.
Uh, and the other ghost is kind of like staggered a little bit where it's like stepping back.
Like it didn't expect to be shot.
And this is the little orphan one, um, that has DD.
I got to shot, shoot a little orphan ghost.
It's this strange, like little orphan.
It's just like, oh, oh, but I'd like to mind.
I'd like to tell him to DD to tell her to go, to go attack the ghost, uh, that's got Daugherty.
Okay.
Make sure we'll do that on your next maneuver or roll.
Uh, patches, chuckles, anything?
Chuckles, your turn.
Um.
I don't know.
I know that, uh.
Well, I know the thing about the speakers.
I guess I'll run back away from the speakers.
To, uh.
Why don't you go help Tommy?
You liked him.
By.
Not, not you personally.
I think Juggles liked him.
Yeah, I.
Okay.
I guess I could go over there and.
I'm just trying to.
Wag my finger at the ghost.
Why don't.
You.
I.
You.
Save the.
Save our.
Catch the lightning hook to it.
Because I don't have a lightning hook.
Just grab the one I missed.
It's kind of like.
And he's just hanging over there.
Just go over and grab it and throw it at him.
So he dropped it?
I mean, I didn't drop it.
Yeah, he threw it.
It's like.
It's like when you throw it and it like.
It.
It didn't quite make it.
You know.
Because it's a.
It's a hook on a chain.
He throws a hook and it's on this chain.
I thought it's like a fishing.
Like a fishing rod.
Yeah, kind of.
Right.
But it's still attached to something.
So I grab the hook and then just.
Put it on the ghost.
Yeah.
All right.
This is Pokemon.
Okay.
Let's see your.
Your finesse.
Yeah.
See how well you.
Pick that up and.
It's going to be probably one motion where you run.
You pick this up and then you go to like hook him.
Yeah.
And.
So it's going to be really cool.
And hopefully.
Yeah.
Nailed it.
You finessed that thing better than I could.
Wow.
I bet I got Tawny right in the neck.
No.
You're not going into Tawny.
Oh, I'm not.
No, it's for the ghost.
Oh, right.
No, I knew that.
That's what I was aiming for.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
So you pick up this.
You pick up the hook and you.
You throw it like eyes closed.
Just like.
Toss it at the.
The ghost and it lands.
Right in his neck.
And I'm going to.
You have this moment where you're like, oh, I missed.
Oh, no.
I mean.
Good.
Reel him in.
Is that what you do?
All right.
Is that how this works?
I don't.
I know you've used your electro hook, but I don't know if you've ever actually used it to catch a ghost, which is what they're supposed to be for.
I think.
But a lot of ghosts out here.
There's ghosts everywhere.
So just reading it, it says it's a two handed.
Oh, it's a two handed connected suitable for grappling a spirit and dragging it into a spirit bottle.
All right.
So.
All right.
I don't have a spirit bottle that's open.
Well.
Watch.
Yeah.
Just let him make him free.
Yeah, that's true.
You actually did tell Neelix to go hide.
So I'm assuming he's not hiding in his bottle.
Correct.
Yeah.
But I don't want to use up his bottle.
I need the I need this bottle for Neelix.
This is very important.
OK.
So you have you have the the ghost on the hook.
Yeah.
What are you doing next?
Can I swing him out of the other ghost?
Like kind of like like I'm like, you know, dog pile.
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
Yes.
We just caught him.
Let's set him free.
I'm the other guy.
I'm going to throw.
I'm going to throw him at the other ghost.
Haven't you ever hooked a fish and thrown it at another fish?
Which ghost are you going to throw him at?
There's one that has that stumbled after let go of DD.
And there's one now that is approaching squash.
The one throwing one approaching squash.
OK.
So just everyone's clear.
You're throwing.
You've hooked this one that is diagonally to you.
You're going to pull him back and hope that he runs into the ghost.
That is attacking, attacking squish.
Yeah.
All right.
Finesse.
Finesse it.
Finesse.
Oh.
The ghost.
Oh, yes.
Note to say.
The ghost takes like you go to pull him and he reaches around and grabs on to the other end and pulls it and grabs you instead.
Like pulls you forward instead.
You're going to stumble a little bit.
And now you're going to be directly in front of the ghost you were trying to hit, who has now decided to turn its attention to you.
Good.
He's a piece of shit.
I'll fucking fuck his shit up.
But Tawny is free.
The captain.
But Tawny is.
Well, yes.
Tawny is free.
He.
The other ghost has been forced away at some level.
The captain's going to take another step forward here.
There we go.
The ghost that was originally going to fight Squish has now decided it's going to attack you patches instead.
Let's see.
Just making sure there's nothing here that keeps you from having to fight a ghost.
Fuck his shit up.
Yeah.
So he's going to try and grapple with you.
He he can't sense.
He just teased you.
You're a person that he can physically.
attack.
So he goes to try to like throttle you to strangle you.
If you want to roll a resistance roll, I'm going to have you roll your.
Your prowess.
Prowess.
So it's resistance prowess because you're now going to be in a one on one kind of fight with him.
OK.
Sorry, I'm looking at something.
You're able.
Tell me how you avoid his attack.
He's coming at you about to strangle you.
I just I do a barrel roll.
And like you do a barrel.
I do a barrel roll and I dodge it that way.
And.
And then I.
There's a chain.
Is it.
Is it doing anything right now?
Like.
I mean, it was attached to it's attached to this ghost.
That's kind of kitty corner of you.
The one that had tawny.
Can I give a good hard yank and see if it like comes in and does anything?
Well, so when it pulled you, I'm going to say that you dropped it because otherwise, you know, you had to be engaged.
But I will say that you're able to get kind of on the other side of this ghost.
Do I have a sword still?
I don't even remember if I had a sword in my inventory.
I don't think I do.
You had a rapier.
Oh, I got a rapier.
Oh, I'm whooping out my rapier.
Yeah.
I didn't know I had a rapier still.
I don't know.
Wait, hold on.
I swear I did at one point.
I thought you did, but it's not.
I don't see it in your loadout.
All items.
Pleasure.
You have pleasure.
Why do you have pleasure in your items?
I don't know how they have a good time, man.
And the dagger aisles.
And whisper.
What does that even mean?
These just must be.
Oops, I threw a gun.
Yeah, I don't see right here.
I did.
All right, well.
Well, check your notes.
You want it?
Yeah.
You might have one.
Why do you even have those notes?
I mean, you can just.
Why do I have these notes?
If you want a flashback and say you have one.
Yeah, you can just flashback and say you put it in your loadout.
Did you just say you made it up?
All right, I made it up.
Yeah.
I have a flashback.
Hey.
Guys, make sure I don't forget my goddamn fucking sword for this mission.
Finally.
You have a sword?
It's a rapier.
Why haven't you been bringing it this whole time?
I just found it.
I left it in my room.
And I'm going to bring a bazooka.
Hey, you used to have a nuclear cannon.
I can have a sword.
Yes, and I used it out of spite.
Because I'm going to get my ass kicked by some ghosts.
You pull out your rapier.
Great.
Squish, you are going to mind meld with Dee and command her to go help Tawny.
Right?
I was going to mind meld with, yeah, but now that that's done, I think I'm going to tell Dee Dee to attack the captain.
Or not the captain.
The harp.
Oh.
Different captain.
Yes.
Okay.
The real captain.
I am the real captain.
This guy's a fucking phony.
You're a phony.
Yeah, but I'm the best phony you know.
Okay.
Go ahead and command her.
I don't have any in command.
Oh, I don't think we have you in command.
It doesn't matter.
I failed either way.
I don't think there's anything else I should have done.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I'm going to say, it's not the command of Dee that fails.
Dee Dee hears you, and she's like, yes, absolutely.
But then she goes to, like, attack the captain, and he just turns and glares at her.
And, like, as soon as she jumps, he just, like, kind of stiff arms her and just grabs her and just tosses her to the side.
You hear this as she, like, lands onto the floor, the balcony ground.
Not, like, not, she doesn't land to the ground.
She lands on the balcony, like, on the stone balcony.
Do I have a rage?
I don't think so.
Do you have?
I don't think you have a rage.
I don't think you can turn into the Hulk.
I would if I could.
Yeah, so would I.
Okay, Chuckles, Patches, Quick Steps.
Either of you.
Actually, I do it in my notes here.
Chuckles, you grab the lightning hook.
You're able to.
Plus Raper.
I'm going to rip you.
So, I do, I just found it, just by glancing off the side.
Oh, geez.
What do you think, Chuckles?
Well, I, you know, I, so you're on, okay.
I have an idea.
You're not going to like it, though.
Is it going to, is it, wait, we're, okay, so we're within earshot of each other, obviously.
You know, I'm just looking at where we are on the map.
We're probably about 10 feet apart, maybe 15, and you're yelling at me.
Well, what do you want to do?
I was like, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
I don't have a rapier.
I don't have, I don't have a, I don't have a gun.
Don't we have a walkie-talkie?
Well, yes, but we're also pretty close to each other.
Yes, you are within earshot of each other.
Can the captain, can the red captain hear us?
Also, yes.
Oh, well, then I'm going to run, I'm going to maneuver to get closer to the Juckles so that he can't hear me, because I'm a very private individual, and I don't like being able to overcoat.
Okay, so Patches, you do another barrel roll.
You just keep barrel rolling across the balcony.
Across the whole fucking thing.
Do a barrel roll.
You get to Juckles.
Yeah.
Now what are you whispering in Juckles' ear that we can't hear?
Juckles, I have a plan.
Did you just roll over here just to whisper into my ear?
I have a plan.
Is it going to be something that I like?
No.
Oh, no.
I'm going to let out Hotman.
Don't, don't let out Hotman!
I'm going to tell him to let the Harper fire.
He's almost cured.
I'm going to tell him to let the Harper fire and see how he does.
Let Hotman out.
You can't hear us.
He's whispering.
You just screamed Hotman.
No, you can't say that.
You can't know if I'm my secretive barrels just by...
I did yell Hotman.
We agreed we were going to be, we were going to support him on his path to recovery from addiction to fire.
Right, right.
He's a fire demon.
I think we need to let him have his, he needs to be himself.
And if he was a crackhead, would we just keep giving him crack?
If he was a entity made out of crack, then yes.
But he's not.
He's an entity made out of fire and he needs to light fire.
If it might save the world.
Yes.
And I just want him to blow up one thing.
And maybe it might blow up the whole tower.
Maybe it might blow up this whole fucking island of Tetris.
I don't really know.
But if I tell him, blow up that harp.
I'm interested to see what he does.
Fine.
I know, but I don't want any part of this.
And I'm going to turn around and cross my arms again.
You do what you want with Hotman.
But he's your problem now.
And he's not sleeping on my couch.
I can tell you that.
I don't, I don't know why you're so mad.
He's my problem to begin with.
He's my Pokemon and I'm going to release him how I see fit.
Yes.
But your problems are my problems too.
It's a pretty small ship.
If we ever get to it.
Oh, get to it.
It will get to it.
And guess what?
I bet you it won't be on fire.
We, yeah.
You can't promise that.
I'm not anymore.
Hotman.
And then I summon Hotman.
Do you have to do a dance for Hotman?
Oh, yeah.
The fusion dance.
Yeah.
Let's see it.
I do the fusion dance.
You know, fusion.
Ha!
You open up the bottle and Hotman, as always, just comes out.
He is like, Hotman's hard to see.
He's a demon made out of fire.
He is smoke.
He is hot.
But he looks like he's got the sweats.
Like, he hasn't been doing this for a while.
He's got a lot of pento Hotman rage.
And he's like, oh, finally.
Are you going to, what are you doing, Patches, to tell Hotman that he needs to blow stuff up?
Hotman, you see that piece of wood on the back of that red captain?
How would you like to turn that into fire?
Yeah.
If you want.
Okay.
You don't have to.
No pressure.
You're not here right now.
You turn around and you are across your legs.
You can't dictate how I raise my Hotman.
He's my Hotman, too.
No.
I am a single father figure for this fire demon.
Oh, he's your fire demon now.
Wow.
He always has been.
Okay.
Roll your command or your attune, whichever you prefer to try to convince Hotman that this is what you want.
This is your will.
Hold on a second.
I don't remember.
What I'm good at.
I don't remember what I'm good at.
A command.
I'm going to command him.
Awesome.
So you command Hotman to go burn the staff.
So he turns around.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
I keep going.
Go ahead.
I was going to say for a ghost pirate, for an amateur ghost pirate, I got two ghosts on the field doing two separate things to destroy this harp.
So I think I'm doing pretty good as far as covering my bases.
What do you have Neelix doing?
He's going to steal the harp if he can get a chance.
He's hiding.
Oh, he's just hiding.
For the perfect moment when I say the secret signal.
Okay.
I'll give you two for that one.
So Hotman starts just flipping fireballs over at the captain.
Now, something you have neglected to remember, Patches, is that the captain is also a ghost pirate.
Oh, no.
But not a demon pirate.
So, but not a demon pirate.
And this is not his demon.
This is your demon.
So as these flames are coming, suddenly he's, the harp itself doesn't catch on fire.
But the captain is now busy trying to fend off these fireballs that are just coming at him.
Because Hotman is just, like, tossing them.
Like, it's like a baseball cage, you know, just boom, boom, boom, boom.
And he's like, yeah, exactly, doing his best to kind of, like, fend off with one arm while he protects the harp with the other.
So he's going to be slightly engaged with Hotman now.
And not be progressing forward.
So you have him distracted.
Oh, nice.
He's distracted.
That's where Juckles comes in.
Yes, he's going to be distracted.
Juckles, yes.
Yeah, that's where he comes in.
With your distractions.
Yes, I'm going to pants him.
Okay.
So for all the other pranks that we've pulled, we've done the finesse, right?
Or is it a wreck?
It depends how vigorously I'm pulling his pants down.
Okay.
How much you pick?
How quite vigorously.
All right, you run and you just, like, I'm imagining he just, like, kind of, like, runs and, like, belly crows.
Yeah.
Like, almost, like, lands on his stomach to do this.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
All right.
Wreck it.
Wreck his pants.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
In a very, in a very embarrassing moment, his pants are suddenly, the captain's pants are suddenly down at his ankles.
Like, like all comic book villains, he has, like, red, white boxers with, like, red little hearts on them.
Of course he does.
Because his pants, it's very embarrassing.
It's a cliche.
So, yeah, now he's even more encumbered.
He's, like, stumbling around while he's trying to stop Hopman from burning his harp.
Squish.
The demon, or the ghost that was attacking Patches is now refocused.
It's effort back on you.
But you do have some time before he approaches.
I think I'm just going to shoot the captain.
What?
Sure.
Yeah.
Go for Hunt.
Do I get a plus one for him being distracted?
Because he's the big boss, I'm going to say no.
Yeah, because you needed all those plus ones when he fought Baz.
You had to roll, like, six dice.
That's four.
You send a shot towards him.
It definitely causes him to, like, duck.
I'm going to say it doesn't quite hit him.
But he is, like, very off-kilter at this point.
I did give you another one on his clock, just so we're out here.
But, yeah, you definitely have him on edge.
He, like, looks around at his surroundings, the captain, and you kind of see him doing an assessment.
Like, what the fuck?
How did this go poorly so bad?
I have my pants down, and I'm being attacked by fireballs.
While these three fucking goombas are just mucking about.
He kind of just, he starts chanting in some language, just like Popper.
And as he does, so these three demons who, or ghosts who had some sort of distinguished form, just become these, like, large and just muscular sort of sailors.
Just, like, they kind of grow and just, and turn into just these monstrous beings.
They don't even look human anymore.
These were humans at one point.
They look like Popeye.
Can Tawny fucking do something?
Tawny?
Yeah.
I don't know why she asked.
No, Tawny's a baby.
Tawny, can you help out over here?
You're just standing over there.
It's safer over here.
He's right.
You're a big strong man.
Do something.
Well, he dislocated an arm or something, doesn't he?
Isn't his arm in a sink?
He did break his arm.
But that was a long time ago.
He broke his arm last season.
Yeah, he's healed by now.
He did break his arm.
He is.
The demons all, like, reconfigure.
So the demon that had been stumbled, that you had shot, the demon that once had Tawny but then got loose, the demon that was currently fighting you.
So, yes, they've all turned into these, like, monstrous, no longer human-looking ghosts.
And they have refocused back onto you.
So they're all going to start kind of reattacking you.
Chuckles?
Patches?
Any suggestions?
Chuckles?
You had a plan?
No, my plan was to embarrass the captain and get him off kilter, which I did.
How distracted is he?
The captain?
Yeah.
Quite.
All right.
Then I'm going to make my signal.
Okay.
Which is, oh, God, what is a good signal?
I, uh...
I didn't think this far.
I whip off my hat and throw it in the air and go, Hey-ho!
Hey-ho!
Neelix, it's time!
Doesn't the captain know Neelix?
I mean, Neela.
Whoops.
When you say his name, Neelix appears, and he's appearing in his traditional butler outfit.
Of course.
And he appears before the captain.
And the captain looks at him, and his jaw just drops.
Just like...
As realization comes over his face, he's like, You...
You stole Neelix!
You weren't using him for anything purposes.
Sorry, go ahead.
You...
You stole him!
I...
You stole my own butler?!
You stole my own cabin boy?!
You stole him, too?!
Do you own anything?!
I own a butler named Neelix!
Um, the captain is absolutely...
He's absolutely just, like, enraged at this point.
Um, he...
He...
Still, while holding the harp, goes...
He picks up his pants, kind of pulls them up around his waist, and he starts to...
He gets that kind of glow in his eyes, like he did back on, um...
Last Resort, the, uh...
The island...
Or whatever we called it, the island...
Uh...
That you were at earlier, you know, when he went all demon-y.
Uh...
He starts to, like, just get enraged, and you could feel the sort of heat coming off of him.
And he growls, like...
And, uh...
He starts walking towards you, Patches.
Good.
I'm glad I have my rapier out, and, uh...
I'm glad I peed my pants.
Okay.
Uh...
Chuckles, you, uh...
The captain is now focused on Patches.
Uh...
One of the other ghosts, the one closest to you, here up here.
The one that was holding Tawny.
Uh...
He has begun to engage you.
Uh...
So, uh...
As this demon comes first...
Yeah, you...
He...
You kind of feel this, like...
You've dealt with, uh...
Ghosts before in the past.
You've seen them.
They're all over Duskaval.
Uh...
And you get this, like, cold feeling kind of come over you.
This...
This clammy...
Just, like, heightened sense of fear.
Yeah.
As he approaches.
Yeah.
Uh...
So...
I...
I told you guys this was a bad idea to have Neelix out.
He'd get pissed.
This is out of character.
It was your idea.
Man.
He just met earlier.
Uh...
Then I am going to...
Uh...
Judo chop him.
It's my new power that I've learned.
I love it.
Although I am kind of scared.
Am I too scared to judo chop him?
I'm...
I'm scared for it.
No, I...
I think...
You are so used to nut punching that the judo chop is just this evolution...
Right.
...of what you've learned.
Your instincts.
It's kind of like, you know, you've taken your power for evil into good.
It's now like...
You know...
Uh...
Yeah.
Go ahead and, uh...
Wreck this guy.
Chop him.
Wreck.
Uh...
You...
You do a good chop on this ghost.
Unfortunately, he is a ghost.
So it kind of like...
It mostly just kind of goes through him for a second.
He looks like he's decapitated.
But then your hand just goes through the rest of his neck.
Uh...
He does stumble back slightly.
Um...
Squish.
The, uh...
Ghost that was directly in front of you.
Same thing.
Comes to engage you.
Um...
You feel...
You...
Now, you are afraid of ghosts as you have established.
Um...
So you...
You do feel this kind of like...
Ugh...
Like your...
Your stomach just kind of like tightens and twists.
And you're just like...
Ugh...
And, you know, hair on the back of your neck stands up.
I don't know if demons have hair, but...
That's neither here nor there.
This one does.
Oh...
This one does.
Part of demons might.
He's full of hair.
Part demon.
He's mostly hair.
Full of hair.
It's hair boy.
Half yeti, half demon.
Half migraine.
Not canon.
Um...
But yeah.
Same thing.
He's going to, uh...
Kind of engage with you.
Uh...
You see him pull back like a...
Like a fist.
Like he's just about to slot...
Uh...
Punch you, uh...
In the jaw.
Oh, I'm gonna vomit on him.
Okay.
Out of fear?
That's new.
Out of fear.
That's a choice.
That is a choice.
Normally, when you vomit, it's not a choice.
Is that your defense?
Is that gonna be your defense?
Yes.
Your actual action.
Hmm.
What do we roll for vomit?
Question.
Let me take a look at the actions here.
I kinda...
I would say skirmish.
Skirmish comes up like vomit.
I don't think you could associate the word finesse with vomit.
Alright?
No.
Maybe wreck.
I don't know.
That might be cheating.
Was he...
Is Andy particularly good at wreck?
Probably, yeah.
No.
Is he good at vomiting?
He's very...
He's...
Yeah, he's gonna blow out all the blood vessels on his face.
Also...
Also, no.
Yeah, if you...
My person wrecked her both zero.
Okay.
I mean, I guess it doesn't even matter.
So you just roll zero.
Alright.
Yeah.
Roll zero.
I still...
Surprisingly.
Yeah.
You just...
Immediately just like...
Bend over.
Hands on your hips.
You know.
Oh, no.
I wrecked him on him.
Yeah.
Projectile.
And he's...
Yeah.
Projectile vomiting.
Kind of like the reverse of what a ghost would do to you if you think of the exorcist.
Yeah.
I did it to him first.
The ghost backs up just like utterly disgusted.
Just like...
I...
Just...
Just so grossed by what you've done.
I start to instinctively apologize.
Because every time I vomit on someone, it's the first words out of my mouth are sorry.
Oh, no.
How many times have you vomited at someone?
Yeah.
At least once.
Alright.
Uh...
Patches.
Uh...
The captain has pulled out his own rapier.
And you're now engaged in a sort of fight.
Oh, rapist fight.
Um...
I'll...
You can roll...
You're gonna do two rolls.
You're gonna roll your resistance.
Uh...
You're gonna roll your prowess again to see how well you avoid being hit by him.
Alright.
Oh, I'd like to go off.
I'd do like a backflip.
Sorry.
You tell me what I do.
No.
I mean...
Do you want to do a backflip?
Like a backflip barrel roll.
You perform what is probably the best backflip you have ever and will do in your life.
It's just a moment of pure, like, instinct where you just...
Backflip.
Um...
And then you're gonna roll...
Uh...
The captain is kind of impressed.
Uh...
But you're also gonna roll your own, um...
Finesse to see how much damage you can do to this captain.
Oh, no.
I'm not good at finesse.
The good news is you've done a backflip better than you ever will in the rest of your life.
The bad news is...
It's not very long.
Yeah.
You've done the best backflip you could ever do in an RPG.
And your life is not long for this world.
Well...
Yeah.
Uh...
All right.
When you, uh...
You...
You rolled fitness successfully.
Tell me how you...
You fight the captain.
All right.
So I did my perfect backflip, and he is just off kilter.
And so I jump towards him, and I do a quick, like, you know, one of those quick little slashes.
Like you see in the game, you know, or I...
And I cut him.
I cut him.
Um...
You can...
You can come up with how I cut him.
Because you're the game master.
You cut him?
Yeah.
Like, physically hurt him?
Or the harp?
Oh...
Well, they're not that close to the harp, though.
Are they?
Yeah.
Is the harp still a character in his back?
The harp is carried by a strap.
Can I cut the harp?
Can I cut the strap?
Sure.
And you rolled a six?
Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.
Uh...
Yeah.
So you want to cut the strap?
I cut the strap.
You cut the strap, and right as you do, that you see the harp start to fall from his body, and all of a sudden, Neelix is there, and he just grabs the harp.
Like, you know, it's about to fall.
He grabs it, and he goes...
He lifts it up, he goes, I've got it, sir!
I've got it!
Toss it off the...
Toss it off the tower.
Run, Neelix!
Now he's got the football.
It's almost like he's got the football.
He doesn't know what to do.
He's just like...
Patches.
Uh...
Patches.
Uh...
Same thing.
A ghost has, uh...
Patches?
Sorry, chuckles.
I'm chuckles.
Chuck.
All for chuckles.
You judo-chopped this ghost.
Didn't go super hot.
Oh, that's right.
I judo-chopped right through him.
Yes.
Um...
He is, uh...
He's taken up your judo-chop.
He, like, lifts up his own arm, and he's like...
Oh, no, I taught him how to judo-chop.
Oh, no.
I taught him how to judo-chop.
Chop you.
Uh...
You can go ahead and roll your prowess to resist that particular attack.
I taught him how to judo-chop.
You taught a ghost how to judo-chop.
Oh, my God.
Only in this game.
Oh, my God.
Suffer five stress.
How is that a success?
I don't understand how that worked.
Uh...
But go ahead and take the five stress.
Um...
And then...
His hand...
Just...
Passes straight through.
You just feel...
It's like a cold, icy chill.
You just feel right through your body.
And this freaks you out.
Yeah.
But you...
So you stand still.
You're like, oh, my God.
Like, you've been chopped.
But then you're like...
Yeah.
Uh...
I'm...
I'm okay.
My internal organs have been chopped.
You do one of these?
Like, you know, like...
Oh, my spleen!
I'm alive!
Uh...
All right.
How do you want to respond to this judo trap?
Uh...
You are soft.
I'm very soft.
You are soft.
I can't run away again.
Okay.
Um...
But I don't know where to.
I guess over back by the speakers.
And I want to tinker on them a little bit.
Um...
I'm just gonna have you...
Like...
You can just run...
Uh...
To the...
To the speaker.
Are you running to the one that blows up?
Or the one that does not blow up?
Okay.
I've rethought my position...
And decided...
I would like to rig it to blow.
Intentionally.
Okay.
Um...
Do we want to take a quick break?
Okay.
Are you mocking me?
Yes.
Wow.
That's not very nice.
After all I've done...
After all I've done for you...
Like...
Or about to do for you.
I hope it's throwed that speaker at the captain.
I'm not gonna be able to throw this speaker at the captain.
It's gigantic.
Is it?
Have we established that?
Yeah.
It's big.
It's like a pretty large speaker.
But...
I mean...
You probably could pick it up.
Speakers aren't...
Are speakers heavy?
I thought it was the amp that was heavy.
Well...
It's also an amp.
Well...
Yeah.
No picking it up then.
You probably had to have...
Two ghost pirates pick them up and carry them the entire way.
I know he didn't carry it himself.
So he's making us do his...
His dirty work for him.
Yes.
Chungles...
Sorry.
Chungles as you grumble...
Did you call me jungles?
Jungles.
As you're...
You're fiddling and...
And...
Tinkering with this speaker.
You're mumbling under his breath.
This will show him.
Make me carry his shit.
All the damn time.
Right.
All right.
Roll your tinker.
Roll for grumble.
Roll for grumbles.
All right.
What did you want this to do when you...
Tinkered it?
I want it to become explosive.
Yeah.
I just want to...
I want to be able to blow it up on command.
That's what I would like to happen.
Okay.
I'm going to say that...
Since it's a partial success...
You do...
Rig it.
So it will explode...
On your command.
It will also explode...
If it is bumped into...
You've basically turned it into nitroglycerin.
Okay.
How am I going to blow it up?
Through like...
My radio?
I thought I used this at one point.
I made the radio blow up something.
Was it the masks?
It was the gas masks.
Yes.
It was the gas masks.
So you use the same technology to blow up the speaker on your command.
Or if it should be bumped into...
Let's see.
Yeah.
You never know when I want one of my inventions to actually blow up.
So they're all made with the ability to blow up.
Quish, have you finished vomiting?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to shoot that ghost.
Shoot him so hard.
All right.
So you're just in there.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't...
I didn't mean to.
Boom.
He...
Immediately, the ghost just dissolves, disappears.
He has been taken out of the playing field.
All right.
That's one, boys.
So there's still one hovering kind of over through Dee Dee and one by Tawny.
Tawny is like crawled up in the corner, unable to move.
Dee Dee knocked herself out when she was thrown to the ground.
So she is also not moving.
Patches, you are in a sword fight, a rapier fight with the captain.
Yeah.
He's really angry.
He's pissed off.
Yes.
And so his swings are getting heavy and wild.
What's your next step?
You've seen Neelix catch the harp?
Yeah.
I'm going to keep trying to distract him.
I imagine my sword play is very out of practice, but I keep managing to like dodge, like block his attacks.
Like I'm not...
I'm clearly on the defensive, but I'm also continuously blocking his attacks.
I want to try to strike at him.
Okay.
All right.
So is that a still finesse?
Uh...
Yeah.
I mean, it's a rapier.
You have to have some level of...
It's not just like punching this guy.
You have to have some level of finesse.
Can I punch him?
If you want to do that, it'd be skirmish.
I'm going to punch him.
Okay.
Roll your skirmish.
Oh...
I missed.
Tell me how you go in to punch him.
So like, yeah, exactly like this scene.
I've got it.
I've got the...
He's got the sword on my sword, and we're holding the swords and air...
Like, I'm holding him as he's like laying down upon me with his blade.
And then I try to go to...
I swing.
And I manage to get his sword off me.
But yeah, he definitely dodges my swing.
He not only dodges your swing, he comes back up and just socks you right in the stomach.
Oh, no.
Another vomit.
Yeah.
I'm going to have you take level one harm and control the vomit.
Vomit.
So that's going to be on your sheet, Brandon.
That harm.
Next level one.
Yep.
Okay.
Level one.
Level one harm.
Vomit.
It's been a real pukey episode.
I haven't pukey yet.
And we all are thankful for that.
Yeah.
So he catches you and he goes, ha!
You haven't known how long I've been wanting to do that.
You're a terrible pirate.
You're an awful...
You shouldn't even be calling yourself captain, let alone a pirate.
What, you steal my ghost and you call yourself a ghost captain?
A ghost pirate?
For stealing my ghost?
Well, you forgot about one more thing.
I also am a ghost captain of a fire demon.
Where's Hoppin been?
I'm just going to hope he's still doing stuff.
Yeah.
So Hoppin's been like tossing fireballs.
He's having a great time.
This is a stone balcony.
A stone tower.
Unburnable.
So the good news is things have not yet burned.
But at the sound of his name, he turns and he goes, Hoppin!
And he kind of hits.
Says his own name?
Like a Pokemon?
Yeah.
Hoppin!
Chuckles, you have rigged this speaker to blow.
Yeah.
You see these two.
You see the captain.
He's engaged with patches.
Squish has made himself free.
You kind of lay out the land.
What is your next step?
Well, I'm free of it.
I feel like...
Yeah, I'm just going to blow it up.
You're just going to set it to blow?
Yeah.
Just...
Hey, Squish.
Are you done vomiting over there?
You feel like blowing up?
For now.
Psst.
I did a thing.
The speakers are explodable.
Okay.
You might want to let patches know.
I had to rig my radio.
So I'm not going to be able to radio patches.
But you might want to let them know.
What?
Who's out of character?
I want to know.
If I radio, does that set it off?
No.
Okay, good.
I hope.
That's a good question to ask.
It is.
I take my radio out.
I go, hey, patches.
Don't use your radio.
Why?
I can use mine.
Oh, it's only Tiger?
Yeah, it's only mine.
Mine is...
It's wired to the speaker.
Or not wired.
I imagine I'm very distracted by this very...
epic sword fight with lightning in the background.
Okay.
So you're not going to be able to answer?
I mean...
Should we roll for that?
Just tell him to cover his face.
Say that.
Like, you can hear from your pocket.
You can hear kind of their conversation.
because Squish has, like, the button pulled down...
held down.
So it's kind of like you're getting a butt call.
You know, a butt dial.
Where you can just hear him go, I've rigged it to explode.
Are you done vomiting?
I imagine that's all I heard.
It's, I rigged it to explode.
Are you done vomiting?
And I'm like, oh, God.
I don't know what that means, but I hope it's good.
Squish, what...
So you've had this conversation with Chuckles.
Your next steps?
I think I'm going to go...
because I'm pretty reckless right now.
Oh, it's a reckless night.
And although I don't have any wreck, I'm going to try to tackle the captain.
or the captain, not patches.
To buy some time for patches to run away.
I'm not running away.
Yeah, roll your wreck.
Yeah, let's see what happens here first.
Failure.
You go to, like, tackle him, and he just steps aside.
And your head goes into the speaker and explodes, and you die.
I mean, if I got, like, two ones, I would accept that.
But in doing so, yeah, I'm going to have you take a stress for that, and you're going to land up on the floor next to DeeDee.
Oh, I'm going to wake her up.
Hi, DeeDee.
How you doing today?
Good morning.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning, sunshine.
Sleepy monkey.
It's time to get up.
Good morning.
She kind of, like, blinks.
Like, maybe she has been sleeping this whole time, and then, like, she turns, and she sees you.
And she's a little, you can feel like she's very happy through your bond.
You know, she gives you lots of love.
But then she sees the captain, and she's just like...
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, bud.
As if to say you couldn't have bothered to kill the captain while I was sleeping.
If you want to give that a go, go for it.
I can't stop you.
I'm just going to lay here.
I can, but I'm not going to.
Patches, you're still standing and grappling with the captain, although he did just punch you real good in the stomach.
Yeah.
What's Hotman doing?
Is he just still lighting fires, you said?
Mm-hmm.
Did he say he was coming, though?
Help me out, because I could really use a help.
Yeah, he can hear you say his name.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you want to have him do something, like command him, or to him to do something.
I want to command him to light the captain's pants on fire.
Because you know I got a command.
Oh, partial success.
Only his socks are on fire.
I singed his balls.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
You tell him, you know, light his pants on fire.
It burnt the inside of his pants, not the outside.
No, and it's just the very, like, he happens like, yeah, and he throws the fireball, and it very briefly, like, singes the captain's pants, and he is pulled away from his direct fight from you, but it doesn't really cause any issues because, you know, it's just his pants.
They already dropped.
But I'm going to count it as a victory.
I'm like, how do you like that?
Ghost captain?
How do you like that now?
Your pants are on fire.
The captain sees this, and you can feel him break, where he's like, he looks around, and he sees Hotman throwing his fireballs.
Squish and Dee Dee are on the ground.
You're recovering from a gut punch, and he sees Chuckles in the corner, standing over by this, in the corner, standing by the speaker, and something in his brain just breaks, where he's just like, I'm done.
I'm done.
And he storms forward towards the two speakers, towards you specifically, Chuckles.
And he's like, I hope you finished my speakers, because I'm really just having, I'm just done at this point.
I can't, I'm not going to keep putting up with this anymore.
Will you quit?
No, just, I don't need to engage in this personally any further.
I think I physically have had enough, and I'm just going to get this over with.
And, he sees you standing by the two speakers.
Now, obviously, there's got to be some sort of jack that he puts into the harp, to connect up these speakers.
And, he, he reaches for it.
I thought the, Neelix has the harp.
Neelix has the harp.
Oh, shit, you're right, Neelix does have the harp.
So, he's going to actually come towards you anyway, Chuckles.
Where did you have Neelix go, Patches?
I had, I didn't really tell him where to go.
I was kind of panicking, and I think he's just trying to run and hide somewhere up here.
Like, I didn't tell him to go away.
I didn't really tell him to escape with the harp.
I didn't really give him any really clear expressions, any clear instructions, other than, when I give you a signal, you take the harp and you run.
And, he's probably just hiding up here somewhere.
Okay, so, while he's hiding up there, the captain is still going to see you, Chuckles, messing with the speakers, and he kind of just starts walking straight towards you.
And, he's like, I'm done.
I'm done with this.
No more.
I've had enough.
Excellent choice, sir.
He reaches you, Chuckles, and he's going to reach for you to kind of, like, grab you by your scrubs, and toss you, just like, chuck you further back, towards the mess.
A lot of people always do that.
You're easy to pick up and throw.
That's, that's in character.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
backing up from the other side.
Right.
Laying on, laying on, as he's laughing on it, as he's flailing on his back, and vomit, just, just caked on his face.
No, I'm not going to resist it.
I mean, I, he just picks you up, and he's going to toss you, um, um, with Squish, and Dee, um, he's going to check his speakers over.
Now, he doesn't know that you have, um, well, actually, he's going to toss you.
I'm going to have you roll a resistance roll to see how damaged you get from this.
That's going to be your prowess.
Suffer.
Suffer to stress.
Uh, yeah.
Let's have you take two stress, and then as you go through the air, uh, you're going to land, uh, next to Squish, and Dee Dee on the ground.
What's up, bud?
Uh, uh, uh, welcome to the party.
Yeah, that wasn't fun.
Well, hey, at least you're the one of us that didn't vomit.
That's good.
That's a step up.
The captain's going to look over these speakers.
He, he saw you standing by them.
He has suspected that you have done, something, but they look exactly the same as when you first made these, because again, you did originally rig them to explode.
So, uh, he sees that the speakers are okay.
He turns, he clocks where Neelix is on the other side of the balcony, and he starts like power strolling towards him, power stomping towards him.
blow the speakers, he's not close to the speakers.
I'm going to wait until he gets the harp, and then he goes over by the speakers, and I'll blow it then.
Yeah.
Uh, patches, you're the only one stopping him from reaching Neelix.
I'm going to unleash one of my abilities that I don't ever get to use.
Um, nice.
Tempest.
You have abilities?
Yeah, I have one ability.
I have several abilities.
I have my fingers in many sinister stews.
Uh, this Tempest is, I can push myself to do one of the following, and either, unleash a stroke of lightning as a weapon, summon a storm in your immediate vicinity, uh, roaring winds, torrential rain.
So, I'm going to unleash, like, roaring winds on him.
Okay.
Uh, I'm going to roll that.
I'm going to say it's your attune, since it's a ghost ability.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
Increased effect.
Yeah, I like to start standing up, and I start, start, like, unleashing Tempest winds out of nowhere.
Now he's in a squall.
Yeah, so, like, in the most amazing thing you've probably ever done, the only magical, truly magical thing you've ever done, this blast of wind, just, just, just, straight, is it from your fingertips?
Yeah, it's from my fingertips, like, I'm like, I'm like, Mickey Mouse from that sorcerer's cartoon, like, where it's like, you blast him, right in the face, and he's just like, hit with this gust of wind, he's going to stumble backwards, back towards the speaker, and it's difficult for him to walk, and you guys are also, chuckles and squish, you are also feeling the effects of this wind, not to the same degree, but you physically can feel this as well, this huge, just, torrent of wind, and the captain's like, reaching, trying to step forward, but it's like, you know, somebody walking in a hurricane, where they just, they just can't, you know, yeah, I'm going to blow him up, all right, roll your rack, all right, you, do you press a button, or, oh yeah, it's a button on my, my radio, and I close my eyes, and I, I push the button, and, there's a huge, explosion, just, you hear this kind of like, twang, and pop of, just all this electrical, that just, fireballs, explodes, whoa, and, and it hits, and there's just kind of like, you know, the stereo, there's a mushroom cloud, for a moment, as with all of your explosions, yeah, that's kind of my trademark, your signature mushroom cloud, when the dust clears, and the wind stops blowing, the captain is laying, on the ground, unable to move, the ghosts, that were previously, stopping Tawny, and everyone else, from kind of, you know, engaging, they look at each other, and then they just kind of, fade away, can I, run up and grab the harp, from what, yeah, just steal it from, from Neelix, so he can play, and become evil, no, no, yeah, if you, yeah, go ahead, and grab it, if you want, are you going to try, and like, just grab it from him, I just want to grab it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, roll your skirmish for that, because he's definitely, gonna like, not want to give this to you, he's been told to keep it, all right, and I'm gonna push myself, okay, well, shit, he just holds it, above his head, and like, you do one of those, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because he can fly, sir, sir, the demon, sir, yes, no, patches is, he's calling the patches, I'm distracted, because I'm walking up to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the body, or whatever, I'm walking up to the, Captain Fitzclyde, and you're gonna poke him with your raper, well, I'm kind of shocked that he's actually on the ground, like, maybe dead, I'm gonna try and investigate, and make sure he is dead, throw your study, or survey, whichever, he is not dead, he is out, though, can I search his pockets?
Yeah, go ahead.
What does that roll?
Study, uh, survey.
What's he got?
You find some odds and ends, like a dirty handkerchief, um, some, yeah, some like ukulele strings, um, some, some coins, nothing really super exciting.
Condoms.
Yeah, you know.
I kept my pocket, everything.
These, these were his war, his war pants, he didn't really pack a lot into them.
War pants.
Slightly singed war pants.
Hey man, we were wearing, uh, sea pants the other day.
Uh, Chuckles, your explosion went off well, uh, you get up off of the ground.
Wow.
What an explosion.
One of my finest explosions, I'd say.
I dust myself off.
Is your hat still on your head or do you have to find it?
No, but it is, it is, uh, I have to, you know, punch my hand through it to make it pop back out.
You know, like they always do in old cartoons.
And then I put it back on my head.
And, uh, yeah, clap my hands and just look around.
Uh, I'm self-satisfied with my explosion.
I'm looking around for some affirmation.
Job, job well done.
Yeah.
Uh, Pat.
Another job well done.
Another explosion.
Patches?
Uh, I, um, not really sure what to do.
Neelix, uh, where's he at?
He's still floating above.
Yeah.
Neelix is just a ball, like hovering out of, I want to, I'm just going to keep, or I'm just going to tell Neelix that I want to throw the harp over the edge of the, the tower.
We need to destroy that thing.
Neelix, throw the harp over the tower.
Wait, wait, wait, no.
Don't do that.
We got it.
We have to deliver this harp to the, uh, that dead Robin to figure.
No, that was just Neelix.
Yeah.
It's one Neelix.
Oh, right.
We should probably give it back to my girlfriend, my fiance, as it were.
Nope.
Let's throw it over.
I've already given it.
I'm going to destroy it.
All right.
Throw your command.
Uh, yeah, I guess Neelix is gonna look at the harp.
And he's like, are you, you, this is one of the most powerful tools you could possess.
sir.
Are you, you want me just to throw it over the edge?
Well, if it falls and breaks, then it won't be the most powerful weapon in the world anymore.
But if it doesn't break and some other demon gets it, then, you know, we'll be slaves.
The young lad has a very good point, sir.
I will throw it.
If that's what you command of me, but I urge you to think about this.
Just throw it at the ground as hard as you can.
How about that?
Throw that.
Remember here?
And it was pretty brittle.
Just throw it at the, throw it right beneath you on the, on the tower, on the tower floor.
We'll see if it breaks.
Bridget, roll if it breaks.
Okay.
Roll for break.
Uh, one or two, Brandon?
Uh, two.
It does not break.
Fuck.
Well, I pick it up and throw it over the edge.
That was that.
I could have done that.
Yeah.
Tiger suggested it was a bad idea.
What if another demon gets it?
We're on T-Carros.
He just did it.
That's fine.
I did it.
When I do it, I get yelled at.
I, I mean, I can't stop.
I already said, let's not do that.
But.
Uh, the harp disappears over the edge.
Um, the three of you kind of gather around the edge, waiting and waiting and waiting to hear some sort of smash.
Um, lands into the captain's hands.
Who's not at the bottom.
And we just defeated a decoy captain.
Uh, you didn't defeat a decoy captain.
Um, you're unable to hear whether or not it, it, it crashes.
uh, you do just see it kind of fall out of your reach onto the ground.
I'm sure that'll be okay.
I'm sure.
I'm sure that won't have any repercussions for season.
I'm sure.
We're sure we'll ever see that fucking harp again.
I won't.
Um, I mean, that was my first plan was just throwing it, but I guess.
Well, that was my last plan.
Uh, Tawny and, uh, rejoins your group.
Tawny.
Yes.
He was hiding in the corner and he's like, Oh, well, thank God that's over.
Right.
What's hot men doing?
You're, you are getting a bad yearly review.
Bad intern.
The intern.
Internship's not going so well.
No, you were.
Yeah.
Hit there.
Yeah.
Sat there and hit.
And then you made us feel bad that we weren't helping you.
And then we helped you and you didn't help us.
Do you need some healing?
So I saw someone you puked.
Yeah.
Well, I'm fine.
Yeah.
The puke is out of the, it's out of the squish.
Can't put that puke back in the squish.
Uh, from the ground, you just hear this.
Uh, uh, uh, it's, it's the captain moaning.
Deedee.
Uh, Deedee.
Sick, the dead captain.
She goes over to him and just monkey.
Just monkey punches his back.
Monkey, monkey punches him.
Uh, the captain kind of goes, patches.
You are?
Patches my boy.
Come, come here.
Yeah.
I should let you know that this is probably an official mutiny right now.
Uh, it's going pretty well.
So I'm going to call it a mutiny.
Uh, it's, I think we're doing pretty good here.
Captain.
What do you think?
you know, you're on the ground.
I'm up here.
How are you doing?
Stop talking for five minutes.
That's what I've been trying.
Good luck.
Actually, I might like this.
Yeah.
Let's move a third try.
Yeah.
Die.
Um, I did explode and you did.
I thought Brandon was going to say something meaningful.
look, I, I don't really want to do this, but since I'm dying, the kahuna, you can have her.
Wow.
Remember how I told you that earlier, this was going to be probably a successful mutiny.
So far, it's going really well.
I mean, we were going to take it anyway, probably.
Well, can they hear us?
Well, let me, can juckles and squish.
Yes, they can.
They can hear you.
Yes.
Or am I just in a peanut bag gallery in the back and just saying to myself, like, they're going to take it anyway.
Chuckles, chuckles, chuckles.
What?
Should I approach you?
Come closer.
Uh-oh.
Yes, approach.
I walk very uneasily, but I do walk up to him.
He kind of like, holds, like, tries to grab your hand to hold it, and he goes, listen, you were one of the best cabin boys I've ever had.
Hey.
Uh, thanks.
I, I want to give you something.
My, my ukulele, it's, it's yours.
Well, thank you.
I almost feel bad for blowing you up.
Unfortunately, I already did that.
And, and squish, squish, come closer.
I walk over very hesitantly.
Squish.
Yes.
Did you vomit on yourself?
No, I vomited on a ghost.
Squish, that's disgusting.
I'm so impressed.
It really was.
Yeah, it's not my finest moment.
Listen, I know things were uneven between all of us, and sometimes we were friends, and sometimes we were enemies, but we were always one crew.
I tried to join you.
and you kicked me off the boat anyway.
I am not a nice man.
Not in life and not in death.
Oh, you could have told us that earlier.
I've been telling you that for the entire time we've known him.
We have trust issues.
Listen, I'm dying.
Just let me have this.
Jesus Christ.
For one minute, just be a respectful crew.
I don't want to die.
And as he says that, he, you two got stuff and I didn't?
He dies.
What about all the lessons he gave you?
Oh.
Like, I baked a lesson.
What about the friends you made along the way?
The one just died.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
There's ghosts in these worlds.
Don't they collect bodies?
Well, these are just, uh, I just brought these back for fun.
It doesn't really actually mean anything.
Okay, cute.
It means he's dead.
So, yes, the captain, the captain dies in front of you.
That's weird.
did you hear what he said?
I'm captain of the ship now, boys.
Co-captains.
Hey!
And I start doing, like, a little dance around the body.
I see you do it.
I understand why you're doing it.
I'm still a little uncomfortable.
Uh, watch how joyous you are dancing around this, this not even cold cadaver.
I see what you're doing and I understand that I'm still uncomfortable.
Yeah, I mean, oh my god.
So, as the sun sets, you guys make your way down the castle through the village.
Can we, can we stop?
Is Neelix and Hotman with us?
What?
Neelix and Hotman?
Yeah, yeah.
Can we walk by to see where the harp probably landed?
Yeah, you go to the front of the, uh, the castle where the harp should have landed.
The harp is missing.
Are pieces of the harp missing?
There's no, yeah, like it's gone.
There's nothing there.
There's no smashed remains.
There's nothing.
Well, I may have donked that up, boys.
Yeah, you really donked that.
I guess Tiger's like, what if it goes missing?
It'll be fine.
yes and you sorry hold on you board the bow you board the kahuna the kahuna is now yours Neelix stands beside you patches and he goes now where to sir as captain of the ship co-captain squish juggles this is quite orthodox it is it is I'm trying something new I think it's got to be revolutionary I think it's got to change the world it's going to change the ship that's for sure all great all great countries should have three rulers all great that's why we have three popes I never really thought about why we have three popes where would you gentlemen like to go don't you have to deliver Neelix I was making sure I was listening to you guys's needs and you know I'm trying to be cool here yeah I'm just gonna go to sleep yeah I'm gonna well I'm just gonna lay down for a little while oh all right well I'm gonna set sail towards uh lockport yeah okay whatever just let me sleep dang just let me lay down I didn't have to fucking argue that one too hard did I I'll argue when I wake up argue over there you're at the helm I'm at the helm patches you're at the helm and you you set your sails out for lockport it's going to be a little bit of a journey um the three of you are watching uh teacher rose kind of fade in the background and then you hear behind you the foot heavy footsteps heavy boots somebody walking down the stairs and as you turn there is the ghostly vision of captain fitz oh no now he's a ghost get a bottle to put him in I don't have a spare bottle just any bottle will do and that's why you always have a spare bottle boys you never know when you'll need to catch a ghost and he uh from his ghostly flat leg pulls out a ghostly flask and just downs it in one big swag patches it's like gets three quarters of the way up the stairs and he's like guys that lemonade hit me hard he's gotta run back down the stairs was there a bathroom down there just go off the side of the go off the side of the tower you don't need to go all the way back down you're probably gonna drink more lemonade you could be a never ending circle this is why you don't drink the lemonade before you fight drink it after i don't know whenever i'm drinking kind of like lemonade margaritas that's a type of lemonade right isn't it it's like a alcoholic limeade yeah it's mexican mexican lemonade lemonade lemonade