episode two out of the sack conscripted our three jedi dropouts have been not so voluntarily
recruited into the service of the shadowy security and intelligence council thrusting our unlikely
crew into a deadly mission eliminate non-lethally the dangerous officer tyber solvar before he
further destabilizes the sector and the republic complicating matters the mission has been deemed
non-official cover meaning in the event they are caught arrested or featured on galaxy's most wanted
the council will act very surprised and say who never heard of him so with only a single space
casey's trip worth of resources and no way off world the crew is on their own in acquiring transport
to the infamous dead meridian where their mysterious handler commander gorbeck awaits to escort them
across the battlefront the team's daring plan to secure a vehicle ask their supervisor kale vorax
i'm sure they will have no need for persuasion deception or outright theft
is that you matt that's me okay oh brandon's gone he's pissed
all right is it did he quit i i don't know
he said i don't like the looks of that he's your hut
maybe the furnace got him
all right i don't know what happened
furnace got him
furnace got you
furnace
did you no no i was uh
no i don't know what happened i just turned off on me i just restarted or something
i was turned off it was turned off
all right so with that um let's see where did you do then where would you guys left off you would
have been going to
we're going to the zoo going to the zoo
okay um we can perhaps take the opportunity to introduce matt's character
um do you want to take it away or should we do it maybe we should just do it
give a little intro
yeah so uh i'm kale vorax um beast tamer everything from banthas to top
um primarily operated out of
uh didn't really like that line of work
trying to find something a little bit more suitable here at the
um you know i got a
okay workforce with uh taz
you know hoping that uh we can get the work we need done
i do pretty good work
uh yeah
sure
so
ouch
so
all right uh how do you guys
so you guys you guys were at the space dive bar
and you guys came to the conclusion that you were going to
borrow the work van
um
and then
i think the plan was to ask for it
but i i don't really know uh
i don't think we really
um so maybe i should take us back to the
no i think i think we should enter
it should be as you guys get to
um i guess we're calling it the zoo
although last time we caught it the zoo
taz corrected us
it is not a zoo
i forgot the words i used but
okay
stable
so you guys you guys are you guys are uh coming up to
um
the service entrance
to
um the jedi paddock
and
um
it's kind of in the back it's it's a little bit dark
and
taz you led them right here to
the service entrance
yes
and i'm just gonna
can sensor on the wall or anything i'm just gonna
no it's it's one of those uh remember in java's palace where the thing
the little eyeball pops out uh and it looks at you and makes a bunch of beeps
yeah i need to get in there
you know me
uh it's asking you why
to check on
aka my job
at this time of night it's it's beeps at you
one animal was very
sickly looking
um
is that
a lie
i'm sure one of the
yes
there's a lot of animals
uh
one of them's gotta be sick
then you're
yeah let's roll a deception
yeah that's
that's a threat
let's see
oh succeeded
um
he let's he lets you in
um
but
um
he's not very happy about it
yeah you'll be fine
so he looks at us threatening
he looks at you threateningly
i love the droids when they're mad
they're just like
i pat him
the ball
which
and i walk in
which he really doesn't like
so yeah the big the big service door
opens um and you guys
walk in
and you guys see
just like this image
you guys are now
in the
um the stables
the jedi stables
i don't
oh it smells in here
but i was just gonna say
it smells in here
yeah you get used to it
uh
has uh
you're not scheduled right now
and
they are
uh
i lost a bar bet
and i have to show them
the animals
i'm not even gonna lie
you know we don't do tours here right
well i thought maybe just this
because they seem pretty cool too
i really want to see the tauntauns
he seems like an asshole
but
i lost a bet
what'd you say
well
we got tauntauns
and and taz
um
so i'll let you in
uh
you know
but uh
don't cause
okay
i appreciate that
um
on a side note
can i borrow the van
the van
or what
uh
you gotta
an
an animal
yeah
we didn't have anything scheduled
uh
any pickup schedule
that we would need a van for
no
it was
kind of
last minute
the paperwork might be coming through
okay
uh
so
two problems here
one
i don't
i don't see any
but okay
one
we need a
part
for the van
that one
that one's on me
which
comes to
the second
problem is
to find
the part
i
i have to
well
let's just say
i
got money
from the
council
to
fix up
this
fan
and
the lady
that i gave
it to
she never
gave me
the part
back
here
are
oh yeah
you're here
oh okay
okay cool
uh
at this
i think
talia
kind of
or uli
picks up
uh
she kind
of
perks up
she's like
are you
she gypped
you
you can
say that
yeah
oh man
that's not
right
uh
sidebar
clyde
how quickly
do you think
you could get
a set of wheels
me
yeah
i don't
think i
could get
it
there
so there
is a
there
uh
if you
remember at
the bar
uh
he he
suggested that
there is a
uh
also a
books on
wheels van
uh
at the
library
um
you can
choose to
disclose that
or not
oh no
that thing
is i
wouldn't trust
that thing
i love that
it has
books on
like books
on wheels
it also
doesn't have
wheels
yeah
it actually
has no
wheels
the books
are the
wheels
all right
cool
uh
can we see
the tauntaun
first
yeah i want to
see a tauntaun
yeah i mean
hey we can
go
uh
i guess this
isn't really
that important
no no
not at all
all right
i i mean
i i
think it's
kind of
they're pretty
smelly
i just want
to see one
okay
so well
you didn't
see you
just saw
it's
space case
they have
them for
sale
all right
fine we
don't
uh but
you do
see um
they're just
tauntaun
you do
see uh
but can
you can
you uh
roll a
perception
check for
me please
only you know
only because
you asked
me
demanded
if anybody
else asked
me i
wouldn't do
it
that would
be weird
wouldn't
it
all right
you guys
do so you
do see over
everyone's head
as they're
talking to you
saying do you
really want to
see the
tauntaun you
do see a
very majestic
tauntaun in
the last
stable um
in in the
back oh look
at that majestic
one it's got a
mane
wait hold on i
gotta look up what a
tauntaun is because
now that's
that's so
i can i can
i can remind you
what they
i can remind you
what they i can
remind you what
they sound like
impeccable
and they smell
better
oh that's a
joke all right
well i'm better
on the outside
hope i'm right
don't ever don't
anyone fact check
me on
no they smell
better on the
outside
so what's
happening with
this tauntaun
you guys going
to see the
tauntaun you're
dropping the
tauntaun
so
oh yeah
sorry
call her
girlfriend
uh
she might not
say that but
uh you know
we definitely
problems
we had our
fun let's just
say that
so
uh
so here's the
thing
i really
can't show
my face
around
there
i'm hoping
you guys can
help me out
and then i'll
help
so we need
what kind of
part do we need
we were just
so
uh so it's
it's a part
well
so the van
is missing
um
its wheels
yes but
it's supposed
to not have
wheels
uh
yeah it's
it's basically
out of commission
uh it does
need a new
part
and uh
yeah it
it seems
that um
uh
kale
is that your
name how do
you pronounce
it
yeah
kale
uh
yeah
he was uh
given money
from from work
to go procure
this part
and he chose
this girl that
he had been
dating as the
broker for this
part um
it's a specific
part for the
for the van
uh this
this girl had
some kind of
contacts to get
the part
and uh
she's she's
has since
disappeared
uh with the
part nowhere to
be found
oh so
buy
uh well
you did already
buy it well
one of you
bought it once
already um
but yeah
you would have
to go through
a broker
um to find
find the part
um
it
sounds like
it might just
be easier to
find this
it could be
i mean you
could try to
find it
somewhere else
um
i don't know
how much
money you
have
i mean i
i don't know
how much
did not buy
a ton
any money
i know you
don't have any
money because
you spent it
all on
a force
pike
a force
pike
you'll
pick me
later maybe
how much
money do we
need
well you'd
have to find
it somewhere
first you'd
have to go
to a place
that sells
perhaps a
junkyard
or um
something like
that
to a junkyard
anyone know
where a junkyard
is
or space
four on one
last space
yeah find the
broad that
sounds like
fun uh
what's her
uh what's
her name
uh her name
do you have
what is her
name i mean i
have a name if
you need a name
casey's
no what
of the space
casey franchise
yeah yeah
that's that's
her
it's star
wars so it's
spelled like
k c like
y or something
like that
all right
tony you can
go with your
name sorry
uh
casey
like kansas
city
uh
yeah
where
oh uh
her name
is rixa
um
yeah and
you do know
where she
uh
you know
hangs out
um it's
somewhere between
a flop house
and
like a club
house
um
although
um you have
not seen her
in a couple
a couple
of weeks
all right
then we
should probably
flop house
uh
clyde you
in for
flop house
i'm in
for a
flop house
all right
i'll be behind
you guys
what are you
doing yeah
i don't know
what i'm doing
i don't mean
to do anything
this is what i
get for making
your assistant
assistant
gm
i didn't do
anything and
i didn't know
i was assistant
gm
someone stop
me
i'm measuring
in feet
on the left
hand side
uh there
should be some
tools um
just click the
one that looks
like a person
and it should
cancel you out
of that
okay
the measurement
i think it
did
i'm measuring
in feet
stop it
she works for
a switch
country
so they
they do
metric
space
we all
space
uh
all right
well
kyle
i assume
you know
uh
out of character
uh kyle
are you uh
are you a robot
i am not
no
okay
behind this mask
mask
as a human
okay
just
good question
though
maybe in
character
i guess i
have
and relatedly
does does taz
know that you're
not a robot
taz
good
taz
should know
taz
should know
okay
i didn't know if it was like a you know an obvious thing all right cool uh yeah i mean look i this is what i honestly this is actually my day job if you believe it or not and you know especially people maybe have done you wrong uh so this this this actually sounds right up my alley i'm
i'm
lot houses seem right up your alley
yeah
why
because it's my day job my man
all right you guys uh knowing that it's a flop house um you guys hit the streets uh coruscant to um to track it down um like uh uli i know that this is within your wheelhouse um yeah do you
i guess you'll need some tips on where to go like maybe what crew she was running with
yeah yeah so i imagine we know roughly where what area this
right or do we not know at all uh
yes um
kale you know that um
that rick's uh
you i mean you met her
in you know like um
maybe not the the best circumstances it was
maybe late night at a bar
uh and you guys started dating for for a little bit of time
and you know she she runs around with
with um
with a crew called varn
um so you know what kind of neighborhood
where um
the varn hang out
um so
uh which is where you basically
you know would drop her off
if she needed a ride
um
and stuff like that
so you can
you can take
take us to
um
that neighborhood
okay
is that something that we can
walk to
from
i mean you're gonna
so you walked down
to lower coruscant
um
and
yes you could walk there
it's
because you don't have a van
okay
we're taking public transport
yes there are
like futurama
or
yes
yeah
tube it up
we're gonna
or buses like real rama
okay
uh
okay
uh yeah
so let's uh
take the bus to
this uh
coruscant
see
underbelly
of course
space bus
space greyhound
okay
um
you guys get on the bus
it takes you a little bit of time
um
i think
actually
kale
roll for me
a
let's see
what would this be
let me look at the
streetlights
no not the
not for the bus
more like a
social
thing
i think we all know how to use the bus
yeah you guys
uh
either leadership or negotiation
um
underwork
i guess
taz has never taken a bus before
perception
why
because you live at
why
you should
someone should probably ask you in
character
but yeah roll
i guess
yeah i guess we could roll
streetwise
okay so while we're waiting for the uh
the bus
the space bus to roll
never taken a bus before
no
all right
successful
oh i mean
it's really useful
they got these like apps
uh
on my space phone
where it just tells you when the bus is going to show up
and you buy the tickets there
convenient
oh
that does seem very convenient
well
i don't have any credits
i'll get you this time
thank you
uh
so
uh
for some reason you rolled
under
clyde
uh
matt
so i guess you have to have your own character
highlighted when you
no he did
no he didn't
it's his cattle
oh sorry i was looking at the wrong one
okay
but you did succeed
um
you're still kind of suspicious about why he needs the van
um
he's not
uh
taz isn't really
i mean he's not
um
yeah it would just be strange why
why he would need
the van
and you continue to be suspicious about his true intentions
don't be suspicious
don't be
would i
so i um
i lean over
maybe to clyde
and i say
hey what's
what's the real deal
what's going on here
we're getting on a bus
all right
so then i lean over
to uli
and i say
uh
you know
taz
i
i don't know if you've noticed
but i think taz is a little slow
so uh
you know
i gotta show him how to use the bus
episode two
are you talking about the
you're talking about the van
uh
yeah
i'm talking about
animal
that you need to pick up
uh
yeah
it's
it's weird
he said to the uh
i'm assuming i'm gonna roll a deception
so this is my
uh
yeah i uh
he said something about picking up like
uh
like this like
shelter
thing
you know
you know how they do like shelter swaps
and he said he was gonna go pick up some like
poor abandoned
i don't know
space animal
i don't really get it
but uh
you know
he's a good
space marmot
and uh
you know he's a good friend of ours
and we thought
we'd help him out
that's why we wanted to see the animals
you know
we wanted to see what he does
all right
uh
did you
did you roll the perception
the deception
no
this was my attempt
okay
uh
deception
okay
uh
at least for the time being
that passes muster
um
okay
uh
i guess
you guys
will get to
the
this is not the right one
you guys ride the bus
and you show up
at
uh
outside
in real life
i don't
what
in real life
why is that
whole time
taz
is just pressing
the button
and you
because
because he likes to hear the team
it's going to take us really long
if you keep hitting that button
and we have to stop
he kept bringing the button
um
relax vision
yeah
you guys
you guys aren't in here yet
it's just
oh okay
but it's just such a pretty sound
it is
but it
clad
can you take this one
stop bringing the bell
100 years
later
you guys
you guys show up in the bad part of town
um
this is
uh
basically
the stop
the intersection
where
uh
kale
you would drop off
um
shoot
i already forgot her name
rixa
you dropped off
uh
rixa
at the corner
um
you can see
um
basically
slums in front of you
and to the left
a
uh
a building
that
look
that is uh
covered in spray paint
and
uh
seems to be
where
all of
like
the
barn
criminals
are
hanging out
so i'm
probably going to be looking
at the entrance
looking at
maybe
is there
into the building
um
is the
uh
main opening
easily accessible
all right
let me pull you guys
into the scene
there is
let's see
can you
can you guys see it now
yeah
okay
all right
you guys are at the corner
up in this direction here
um
is the side of the building
there doesn't seem to be any access here
um
there is
over
you guys can see down
yeah you can see down the alley here
there's a guard
standing by
um
this looks like
the main entrance
um
in order to
see if
there is another way in
um
someone should
successfully roll a perception
or something
well andy
your closest roll
all right
oh i thought i upgraded
my perception
well that didn't go good
you perceive nothing
check failed
and
you
i don't see anything
i'm kind of just like
peeking around the corner
yeah
and
the
so it's a rodience
sitting there
and he doesn't
he doesn't
he's not alarmed
but he does scare you
because he looks
he like makes
immediate eye contact
with you
um
and then you
you jump back
around the corner
he saw me
who saw you
so you guys are
you guys are
hanging out
i would imagine
you guys are
still hanging
around in the corner
yeah
not very suspicious
yeah
very
not suspiciously
all right
i gotta go
turn the oven
off
give me a second
that
is that code
does he have to pee
i think so
i think he's got a poop
he's got a bun in the oven
it's just
it's his euphemism for poop
i'm gonna go
use the bathroom too
oh okay
fine
he's got a bun in the oven
gross
oh
it was gross
when you said it
did he
did he have to poop
i don't know why
the door right behind
i don't know why
he went
not there
all right
did you guys figure it out yet
no
uh no
brandon has a bun
brandon's got a bun in the oven
you're talking
what like i'm pregnant
no like you're pooping
oh
okay
uh
does
does anybody else want to roll
perception
i'll give it a
a shot
here
are you sure you weren't
thinking about the other game
no
yeah i
i thought you made yourself
stupid in this one
didn't you
you
yeah i did
for a physical part
that doesn't mean i won't be
able to see
but my vigilance
is
constant vigilance
all right
i guess we should wait
wait for bo
i i can
hear the goings on
the goings on
i i can't
all of our utilities are like
literally like two
i don't know
but you don't have to listen
i can't
i can't though
i can hear the water
running
let's see
i think he's washing his
hands
yeah
wasn't sure
if you were
the poop
poop
no
stop bringing up poop
the bun
sorry my oven was off
i had to go turn it on
pilot lights
i don't know what that means
i rolled a perception
a check and i passed
that's all that happened
okay
um
there are how many threats
one threat
okay
one threat two successes
you
you do see
um
a window
you could probably
get to
um
but
you
um
you would have to
you would have to go
somewhat close to this
rhodian
meaning
um
you'd have to
you'd have to make
a stealth check
to get
up into the window
you need a stealth check
to get to it
and an athletics check
to get through it
um
how good are you guys
at creating distractions
i can probably
where's the button
for that
i would say
since i'm the only person
who knows what the part
looks like
i would probably want you
guys
yeah i definitely need
to take kale with me
uh if we're gonna get up
there because he's also
the only one
okay
so
i
taz
walk up to the
rhodian
what's up bud
what are you doing
walking
what are you doing
i
yeah get out of here
this is not your alley
uh
who owns this alley
the varns own this alley
what the hell's a varn
i'm a varn
i thought you were a
rhodian
uh
this varn
doesn't speak
no it's not
no it's a gang
you know who the varn
is everybody knows
who the varn is
we're the varn
i
never heard of a varn
is it short for something
no it's not short
for something
varn
seems kind of
okay
uh
is
kail and i
watch this
exchange
can you walk up
can i
yeah can i walk up
no i was just gonna say
to kail uh
you you work with this
guy
i don't know this guy
i'm sorry about that
but
anyway
sorry
give me a boost
i can maybe get into
this apartment
building
uh
do we still need to
roll stealth or
um
i will say
so he's distracted
i'll give you a boost
on the stealth
um
and since
all right so you're not
jumping up there right
where you're gonna
you're gonna boost up
kail through the window
i'm gonna boost
kail and then i'm gonna
try and jump up there
okay then i will give
you a
a boost on the
athletics check too
uh because it's not
you trying to climb up
there you're boosting
somebody else up there
so um
i guess i'll have
kail roll the
athletics check
but you can roll
the stealth check
and i'll let him
piggyback on your
stealth
okay
roll for athletics
uh not yet
wait until the
stealth check
okay sorry
skills
because if she
fails this
then
uh so just
regular
proficient
everything's
just standard
okay
um
so as
taz is
is keeping
this guy
frustrated
um
you guys sneak
over to the
side
let's say over
here
um
can you see
where i click
i don't know
yeah
uh this way
whoop
i have to walk
and
kale you can
i'll arrow you
over there too
and
um
uli is going
to boost you
up so go
ahead and
pull up
your athletics
i don't even
know do you
have good
athletics
it's not
bad
and then
he is a
robot
you're not
here
all right
um
yeah pull
up the
pull up the
athletics
menu
and then make
sure you add
one boost
die which
is the
blue one
um so
you would
left click
in the in
the box
where uh on
the number
it should go
up
gotcha
okay
and then just
two purples
fine
all right
um
you are
boosted up
and through
the window
you do
have three
advantages
usually the
player spends
advantages
um
do you have
an idea
what you
might like
to spend
it on
uh
what can
i bring
make sure
yeah
as you get
up you
sort of see
you you are
able to see
some ways
that uh
make it
easier
for her
to get up
and for you
to pull her
up so you
don't have
to roll
because of
your good
advantages
here
so now
you're both
inside
cool
you just like
kicked down a
fire escape
ladder
it's been here
the whole time
that's a good
idea
all right
cool
so yeah
you just
kicked down
a uh
ladder
and now you
guys are in
the room
uh
taz
um
you're still
talking to
the to
the rodian
yeah i
want to
is he
guarding
like a
door
no he's
he's standing
in front of
the door
he's keeping
guard
oh can i
walk up
you you may
you may
approach him
i'm i'm
i'm on
um
stealthily
well no no
he can see
me
so so no
stealth so no
stealth roll
yeah no
stealth roll
and i
when i
go
now who
the fuck
are you
i i have
to talk to
you about
something sir
oh okay
it's very
important
i don't even
know who this
guy is so
then get rid
of him
can i can i
just out of
character and i
i'm just gonna
flash stick the
guy
that's clive
yeah
can i
cattle prod
him
um
your stick
does it
have a
draw
flash stick
and
it's a
brilliant
flash of
light which
is capable
of temporarily
blinding and
stunning its
mark
okay
um
yeah you
can you
can
so you're
how are you
gonna do it
you're just
gonna hold it
up and try
to flash it
yeah i'm
gonna go i'm
gonna sneak
in like i'm
gonna tell
him a secret
okay um i
think you we
should do a
roll what is
it like cool
versus i have
draw flash
stick on here
what is that
or combat
under combat
what does it
even do
rolling melee
i don't know
like what so
oh i guess
none of you
have guns so
they all say
no because
andy's doesn't
say draw
no i have a
gun horse
spike what
does it say
when you when
you try to
roll
your
right
rolling melee
mine says
rolling ranged
light
oh but it
doesn't say
pull it
doesn't it's
oh no draw
it doesn't say
draw flash
stick that's
the name of
it draw
flash stick i
thought you're
saying you were
drawing it like
uh put them
up no no
yeah no
okay no i
said draw
like drawing it
out of your
sleep i just
want to i
just want to
sneak up
i'm assuming
that's what
this does
all right i
got to
self a
taser like
i am going
all right so
i think you
guys should
roll against
each other
uh to see if
you surprise
him um i
will have
them roll
a
let's see
a vigilance
no a cool
and you
roll a
vigilance
i'm not
sure i'm
rolling a
vigilance
what is it
with what
is it with
initiative it's
cool if you're
not expecting
it no it's
cool if you are
expecting it and
it's vigilance if
you're not
so so he'll
roll vigilance
so i'm cool
actually i'll just
roll vigilance and
if he fails it then
you surprise him
fair enough
do it
what the hell
did i miss
oh you're
were you
gone
yeah i was
gone
oh yeah
um he does
not he does
not notice that
you're reaching
for your
your night
stick um
as it's in
my
okay it's in
your wizard
sleeve
my wizard
sleeve
i get
all right
um so you
shoot the
the the
the light
stick
a blinding
light goes
off
uh both
both um
the rhodian
and taz are
completely blinded
oh yeah i
forgot about
him
taz look
out
for what
he's he's
blinded
you cannot
see anything
oh you
oh no
you just saw
a great
flash of
light come
out uh from
this the
wizard sleeve
of of
clyde and
uh the
rhodian is
now swearing
um his
gigantic eyes
have been
uh just
completely
inundated with
light
taz we gotta
go now
okay um
let's see
um
yeah the
door's open
there's someone
guarding it why
would they lock
the door
why would they
even bother
um
yeah and
uh the door
you you guys
rush in through
the door
um and i
lock it
okay roll
the lock
uh i guess
it would be
computers
is that
real yeah
oh my god
i'm right
or i mean
maybe skullduggery
i guess you
could do for
lock
better
do i have a
choice or i
can i do
whichever one
you want
it was
they're about
the same
roll for
computers
oh crap
um not
only could
you not
get the uh
the door
locked
the guy's
foot stuck
in the door
or something
yeah he put
his foot in
the door
uh it's
open
and um
yeah but
he still can't
see anything
i but
how's taz
doing
can i
poke
oh yeah
are you
still blind
yeah he's
still blind but
you grabbed it
you grabbed his
hand as you
went into the
so you pulled
taz in there
with you
yeah yeah
yeah definitely
oh so
no you can't
see anything
you can see
nothing but
bright bright
white
especially to
my
i always
forget about
those i mean
between the
rodians gigantic
eyes and your
sensitive eyes
i think chists do
have night vision
right
they have
infrared i was
just looking for
it okay i'll
have to give that
ability to you
yeah they're
able to see
both
okay
um
you
all right
so going
back to
uli and
kale you
guys are in
this room
um you
guys and
it's it's
quiet and
uh dimly lit
for now
all right
uh real
quick uh
this rixa
character uh
what does
she look like
species anything
distinguishing marks
uh she's
covered in
tattoos um
i will i
don't know can
i show this
just to
all right i'm
gonna try
sending this
just to you
matt
okay if it
works it
doesn't
who knows let's
see it works
it doesn't if
it works or
not well
uh that's not
the image i'll
pretend i don't
see oh when
you say she
is covered in
tattoos uli
gives you a
look because
she herself is
also
oh
not many
though i guess
i did say she
doesn't have a
lot of face
tattoos
all right let's
see
yeah i don't
know how to
send this to
you uh but
yes she has
tattoos and
she um
is skinny
and human
yes
it sounds like
taz is kind
of wound
oh wait i
can't hear
this yeah
you're not
there
all right so
we're looking
for a skinny
tattooed woman
uh can i
open the door
just very
slightly is the
door open
um so
you're trying
i was gonna
say the
knobs but
um yeah
you can tell
from the panel
that they are
not locked
can i just
open the door
and then just
kind of like do
a quick scan
of the
look uh to
see if the
hallway's clear
but not really
try to get
myself away
can you crack
a door in
star wars i
guess i've
never seen
that i
don't know
slide it open
just a little
bit and peek
out
all right
i mean even
if it opens
all the way
i just don't
want to like
just jump out
i just want
to take like
a hesitant
look outside
make sure
all right i
think that
would be
stealth right
or i guess
maybe if you
can come up
with a way
that like
something else
fits i'm
looking at
your sheet
let's see
if you
mechanics
don't
we open
the door a
little bit
i'm i'm fine
with stealth
or street i
don't know i
don't think
street wise
but oh you
get a bonus
for stealth
checks
to why
yeah
how'd i get
that it says
shadow shadow
slight of mind
talent you
must have
bought a
talent oh
yeah yeah i
did
i forgot
about that
well thankfully
it reminded us
i spent money
on getting an
upgrade yeah
well thank
goodness all
right yeah i'm
gonna i'm just
gonna do stealth
then okay
which door
oh uh i was
gonna do the
door directly
also i failed
okay um
you do have
advantages um
so you can't
you're not
able to um
oh no i
guess it's i
guess it's
stealth so
you fail the
stealth um
in that so
you you do
open it a
little bit um
but you're
noticed
i immediately
like kick
something over
into the
hallway
you kick
something over
with a
clattering
no i'm just
saying oh
yeah you
make it you
make it as
soon as i
open the door
instead of
being stealthy i
make some sort
of stumble
or noise
so if there
is a person
in there
um you
know they
would have
heard it
fuck and
i'm gonna
just come
back into
the into
the room
um did i
did we hear
it you try
uh hear the
hear the door
no because
you guys are
in a different
spot so
okay did i
uh so i
did have
one advantage
did i see
anyone down
that hallway
sure yeah
you did see
you saw
someone in
there and
he was uh
it was just
a man in
there and
a table uh
sitting at a
table and he
was playing um
the knife game
um just uh
stabbing the
stabbing knife
game
oh the stabby
fingers stabby
fingers that's what
they call
it
five finger
fillet
is that what
they
actually
red dead
redemption
oh it is
yeah
ah fuck
well that
didn't work
kale you got
any good
ideas
um
i'm a
little bit
skittish
because i
know i
really don't
want to be
seen by
rixa uh
and we got
a loud
noise so i
feel
um
okay
can we
i guess
look for
another room
so there's
there's a
couple
different
there's a
couple
different
doors
uh
these icons
here represent
doors um
i guess except
this one this
one was a
window uh
but yeah you
got a door
here and a
door here this
is the door
you tried
all right
uh
do you see
anything in
that room that
looks like
a part to
a van
i just saw a
guy trying to
stab his own
hand the only
thing i saw
all right i
think i'm
gonna go look
over here
uh i guess
looking at the
one that's
closest to the
window okay
um can i do
i guess like
uh
you could do
the same same
type of check
or uli could
do that again
i guess i'll
i'll do it
this one
okay
frantically
trying to cover
a lot of
space yeah
in a quick
amount of time
now that we've
that are
that we've
kind of maybe
caused a little
bit too much
ourselves
yeah uh
sorry what
what type of
so if you're
trying to be
stealthy like
that's if there
was someone in
there they don't
see you uh
that that would
be the check
i mean you
could just open
it and look
too
yeah i think
i'll just open
it and look
okay just
because i'm
not trying i
think stealth is
out the window
all right
it's an
empty closet
okay on
to the next
room
yeah i'm
gonna do the
same with the
other door i'm
just gonna open
it okay uh
you open it and
it's an empty
room it it
shows empty in
here i don't
have any props
in there but
it's uh let's
let's just say
it's a table
and it's
empty or
empty of
people
all right
well
are you going
in you want
to go this
way
yeah i'm
going in
okay and
behind you
you as soon
as you close
the door behind
you you
you're right
before the door
closes you hear
the last door
open and that
man that was
playing uh
knifey fingers
um was
was coming
your way
all right
now we're back
to clyde and
and taz you
guys are walking
into your your
room it's a
foyer um you
see a bunch of
coats hanging on
the wall um
you know
like my eyesight
back um your
eyesight is still
coming back yeah
if you're gonna
need your eyes
i'm it would
be a what
do you call
it like a
setback dice
um but yeah
it's it's
slowly coming
back but
that also
means that
slowly the
rodians eyes
are coming
back
quick don't
get your
eyesight so
fast
what i
don't know
let's go
have any
control over
that yeah
sorry about
that i
gotta come
up with like
a code word
or something
and the
rodians
steps in
behind you
and um
yeah can
i hit him
again
does he say
anything
yeah he says
stop creep
quick
taz
close your
eyes i'm
just gonna
jab my
my force
all right
roll
roll um
okay so
our first team
attack
okay so
how do you
do that
because he's
half blind now
and you're
gonna blind
him again
yeah he
heard and
i'm gonna
blind him
again and
it's a
stun attack
okay so
um i'll
give you a
boost and
a setback a
boost because
the rodian
is is blind
but a setback
because you're
blind and it
would be a
melee attack
what about
me you
yeah i
you just set
off the light
the light
thing
oh so
just do it
again me
uh yeah i
don't what
did you roll
last time
just a flash
stick yeah
just rolled
the flash
stick but
all right
taz are you
are you already
setting up to
roll yeah
okay so
boost and
a setback
yes
so the flash
stick failed
where's this
i missed
all right
um yeah
you clobber
him uh
you clobber
the rodian
uh and
he falls
down um
you know
knocked out
um
threats i
guess um
you hit him
on a spot
a bony
particularly
bony spot
uh suffering
a strain
oops
not
all right
you got
boned
uh
didn't even
do anything
when you got
sacked
oh
right
how'd you get
for resisting
yeah
okay
uh
now
now what do
you guys
what do you
guys do
uh
we should
go to a
door
yeah let's
go to a
door
yeah and
then i walk
over to this
door
all right
right by the
alley one
all right
uh you
you open the
door uh you're
back out in the
alley
wait crap
that's not where
we're supposed to
go
i think we should
go south
why didn't we
just use
we could have
got right around
that guy
this is why
we need to
you didn't tell
me anything
about
shocking
i'm learning
as i go
i'm new at
this i've never
i thought i was
gonna shock the
guy i had
it's called
all right
so what do
you guys
where do you
guys go
uh south
into the wall
uh
they're all
through the next
door okay
yeah i'm following
taz all right
you're following
taz through this
door yeah i'm
super spooked
all right uh
stop there uh
down in the
hallway you see
um a set of
dogs um they
are mean
mean looking guard
dogs like are we
talking labradors
no how do i show
this to you
terriers
rot
rylers
i don't know
they're bull
bulldog
both
dogs
i don't think
i've ever actually
now i'm thinking
about it i don't
think i've ever
yeah they're
dirt but
these are
dogs
let's ask
old google
are there
dogs
there is
oh you guys
can't see
can you see
the the token
here you can
see it but
not very well
all right
uh
oh okay
here
there you go
you see these
dogs
oh
oh they're
ugly
horrible
they're they're
pacing up and
down bulldogs
kill it with fire
yeah
those are bulldogs
all right
roll
roll a
roll for bulldog
yeah roll for bulldog
uh roll a stealth
um both of you
roll for dog
i guess you weren't
trying to be stealthy
but i will be
now
all right um
they happen to
have been walking
all right was one
of us supposed to
do it
no i i mean
they they they
see taz
um and they they
they turn around
and at the split
second that
they notice you
they you guys
lock eyes with
these dogs
um it's time
for a break
fresh
so where were
we i guess we'll
go back to uli
and and kale
uh yeah so
the guy came
into the room
just as did he
see us as he
walked into the
room or
yeah
ah shit
well i mean
there's only there's
only two doors
i mean i guess one
goes out or no
there's only there's
only one door the
two one that he
came in and uh
the window that
goes outside and
there's the closet
so
ah shit
it's a process
elimination deal
uh
do we want to
maybe set up
some sort of
trap
uli you
uh
you lead them
in and i'll
take them from
behind
you have to say
it like that
are we still
doing phrasing
yeah no no i
think this will
work uh just
uh hide behind
the door and
i'll uh
rule him
lure him in
here with
my
womanly
wild
yeah and
i'm just gonna
stand in the
doorway and
just go
hey you
all right so
the door opens
um and
you're standing
clear on the
other side of
the room and
he's he's
looking at you
he's like all
what are you
doing in
here
uh can i
mimic his
accent
all right
what are you
doing in
here
but i
work here
well isn't
that a
coincidence we
we both do
and he
starts
yeah uh
he starts
he takes one
step in
and starts
walking toward
you
um not
seeing
um
kale or he
doesn't seem to
see kale as he's
walking in
uh
do i roll for
melee
all right so
you want to
pop him
like i want to
knock this guy
out not kill
him just
all right
you either
again
not how that
works you either
pop him or you
kill him
are those
technical
definitions
i'm just saying
we've tried
popping people
before and
let's just say
people have
died
not in this
game
leaving only
their
mustaches
we were
really
you did
do that one
time you guys
killed a janitor
you guys
thought we'd
pop him
the only thing
left was his
mustache
and then you
stole his
mustache
i think and
yeah
so do i
go to combat
melee is that
what i do
yeah
okay
uh
okay
gotta grab
grab some
kleenex i'll
be back in
like one
second
this is why
you don't
mess with
glue
uh
check
fail
so um
yeah
you
yeah you
uh
go for your
your best
karate chop
um
and for a
pop
and uh
he's still
standing up
and then he
kind of
turns to
you
and um
yeah
i guess
he's like
i'm gonna
pull
i'm gonna
what'd you
hit me
for
who are
you
and what
are you
doing
here
i'm gonna
pull out
my uh
my pistol
and blast
him
oh boy
all right
um
i guess
if you'd rather
not
i have
no i don't
no i you can't
i was just
trying to think
um yeah if you
fail then uh you guys
will be in combat
and he will he will
have
his turn
lucky pistol
don't fail me
now
never been good
at combat
before
fuck
why start
now
why start
now
all right
um
okay then
uh you guys
are in combat
i guess
uh
shit
we will
have this
gentleman
um
shoot at you
then
and he turns
around
and so you
shoot him
he kind of
ducks
uh it hits
like right
behind him
leaving a
blaster mark
on the wall
and then
he turns
towards you
uh having
pulled his
blaster
and um
shoots your
way
cool
i can take
it
i hope
um
and he
also
misses
oh he's
got it on
a stun
setting
no it
just has
a stun
setting
doesn't
matter
because it
missed
but uh
he does
have an
advantage
yeah
yeah he
does have
an advantage
um
i guess
his
advantage
is um
as you
dodge
the
uh the
blaster
fire
um you are
now on
your
bottom
okay
cool
uh i
well this
this would
be then
kale's turn
oh yeah
sorry
my bad
uh
since my
first attack
didn't go
so well
can i
call for
help
maybe
clyde and
taz might be
able to hear
uh
do you
guys have
com links
we never
establish that
we do
um let's
just give you
a com
like okay
you could
yell
you could
attract more
attention to
yourself if
you'd like
well i
could totally
see it like
you know you
got your
supervisor's
number if you
got a call
and sick
oh yeah
that's a fair
point
yeah you
can you can
call his
mobile
uh i dial
up taz
i say taz
where you at
man we need
help
taz doesn't
answer he's too
busy trying to
coerce these
dogs into being
so you get
his voicemail
believe it or
not taz isn't
at home please
leave a message
at the beep
i i'm in
disbelief uh
say typical
of course
he does not
pick up his
phone um
so i'm left
to take another
swipe at this
guy okay
uh yeah go
ahead
swipe him
check succeeded
success too
um
you're good
at melee
should be
yeah
he's a beast
tamer
wrangling
those tauntauns
beast master
that's a
all right
uh yeah
you
you uh
you hit him
uh he goes
down on
onto his
back
um you
are now
on top
of him
say uli
you want
to finish
him off
yeah um
let me
am i able
to
are we still
doing phrasing
uh can i uh
i'm gonna do a
brawl uh i'm
just gonna jump
on top of him
too and start
like beating
him over the
head
okay
with my fists
um yeah
go ahead and
roll it and
do no difficulty
because you
shouldn't miss
this
one would hope
so zero
difficulty
yeah just do
zero
all right uh
yeah you you uh
you put him to
sleep
awesome uh i
put him in
like a choker
hold and just
like you know
until he uh
completely passes
out all right
all right
this all right
we're in another
frantic search uh
we gotta go to
the next room
we gotta move
on unless we
want to move
over to taz and
slide they're
probably
like i'm on
that dogs are
ripping at my
robe
uh before we
go on can i
just do a quick
like see if he
has anything
important on him
not like weapons
or anything but
like does he
have like a
visible like
security id or
anything not
like rooting
looting through
his body i mean
i'm not looting
his body i swear
but i'm just
looking for any
goods any
weapons anything
i could take
off only if
he's got
something like
visibly useful
like loop
um yeah you
find on him a
uh a key
all right i'm
just gonna i'm
just gonna swipe
it take it in
my own pocket
what do you
swipe it into
no i mean like
just take it
oh
swipe or no
swiping
okay uh
back to
clyde and
taz um you
guys are you
guys see this
dog it's slowly
coming towards
you its haunches
are really high
you can tell that
he's about to
attack
as its haunches
are really high
what does that
mean
oh it means
he's going to
attack
it does
yeah but
calm down
don't show
fear it's
fine
i gotta get
my flash
out of my
robe
don't do
that
don't do
that
it starts
growling
get ready to
close your
eyes taz
there's two
of them by
the way
don't do
that
taz reaches
into his
pocket and
pulls out
some treats
do you buy
those from
the space
case
no i mean
i work at
the space
case
stables
oh
i always have
treats on me
for the animals
uh it's
it's growling
at you
um
let's see
i feel like
you should have
to roll
because it
i
i like
it i'm gonna
allow it
um
there's no
animal handling
though
there is
xeno
whatever
would be
animal
yeah
oh
well then i
should
if i had
known that
i would have
leveled that
up
yeah
hindsight man
what is that
about me
i think i
did i did
i gave you
an extra rank
in xenology
when i was
going through
this
okay yeah
i see it
i got one
proficiency
yeah
okay
but yeah
like reach in
my pocket
pull out
these treats
and like
i kind of
throw some
to
the dogs
okay
and xenology
yeah
yeah i guess
what we're
rolling for
is if
that
the dog
likes
these
particular
treats
or how
they react
to the
uh
the treats
no boost
no i don't
i don't think
so
no boost
all right
they're
they're sniffing
at the uh
the treats
they've
they've slowed
down
um
need boost
they slowed
down
um
but
they
are not
biting
at the uh
the treats
but there
there isn't
you know
they're
they're not
in immediate
attack mode
as they were
just a second
ago
i keep a
cool like
demeanor
and like
slowly start
to approach
them
just you know
talking very
friendly and
you like how
you do to
dogs
yeah even
space dogs
uh especially
space dogs
actually gotta
be very slowly
move up to
them
okay
um
let's see
that would
be a
is there a
persuasion
i'm getting this
all confused
with blades
negotiation
cool
uh
i think you
you get
cool right
because cool
would be
whether or
not you're
panicking
um
so
coercion
sure
how much
coercion
do you
have
let me
see
uh
zero
yeah
you have
no coercion
um
you can roll
xenology again
to see
to see if
your knowledge
of animals
is helping
you in this
situation
hey
check succeeded
okay
with a threat
with with a
threat
all right
so they're
continuing
they're continuing
to be slow
um
they're still
in an attack
position
and um
they are
starting to
sniff at
you
all right
i just
turn to
clive
go go
through that
door
what door
that door
right by
you
i'm sorry
these dogs
got me
pretty scared
just so
like you
don't
like
do you
think they
smell my
paninis
i thought you
ate all your
paninis
i have a few
more
not the time
we're placed
all right
do you
need a
panini
not right
now
all right
if your
treats don't
work out
i can offer
paninis
okay
all right
i'm going
through this
door now
all right
are we gonna
be okay
um
you'll be okay
if you go
through that
door
i'm going
through that
door
which door
the one
right next
to you
yes
it's
right
oh my
god
taz it's
locked
what about
the door
you're next
to
i'm trying
to distract
the dogs
they're
you're
next to
a door
uh
i will
warn you
if he does
stop distracting
the dogs
will no
longer be
distracted
it's a
what a
statement
i mean
he can't
do two
things
distracting
and trying
to open
a door
distracting
and leaving
too much
for him
he's not
answering his
phone so he
can't talk to
the dogs
through the
phone
i've had to
do this with
my nephews
before where i
have to distract
them as i'm
going to the
bathroom and
i'm like it's
it's possible
to open a
door
if i
we're talking
about
space nephews
then maybe
space nephews
yeah
um
taz what do
you want me
to do
i'm not
good with
dogs or
you know
tense
situations
all right
well then i
just scoot
up a little
bit closer
and i leave
this other
door open
for you to
try to
i sneak
up behind
taz
i stealth
sneak
should i
run a
stealth
um
no
no he's
got he's
got him
he's got
him distracted
they're distracted
all right
get me over
this bitch
all right
i'm gonna try
this door
now
okay
exactly
that's exactly
it
bridget you
got it
right there
all right
i'm gonna open
this door
all right
um
all right
i'm in
here now
okay
as you
as you walk
into this
room
you see
uh
a woman
uh
who is skinny
and has
tattoos
um
she's
in a bed
uh
with a
big man
also with
tattoos
dude my
face on the
chip looks
exactly how
my face
would be if
i walked
into this
situation
like oh
my god
what did i
just walk
into
um
they are
making the
beast with
two backs
uh
do they
notice me
um
yes
are you
gonna act
like you
did like
your character
your token
did in the
scene where
he goes up
to at the
very end
wipes away
the fog
yeah i mean
not i'm not
sure if they
noted because
if they noticed
me uh
then i
don't know
what to do
here
hello there
um this
isn't where
i parked my
spaceship
you
parked your
spaceship
inside
yeah oh
yes i
thought this
was a
docking bay
well i
mean clearly
you did
too um
uh he's
uh he
stands he
stands up
oh no no
sit down
and he
is
he is
buck naked
and he's
got any
let me guess
he's got a
lightsaber
yes
yes but
uh
yeah
it's yes
his lightsaber
is at
attention
and he
is pissed
um
listen uh
i don't
know
taz are
you still
there
is
did
did you
hold the
door open
yeah i
kept the
door open
yeah uh
i'm right
here
uh there's
naked people
in here
oh my
all right
now going
back to
kale
oh god
kale and
uli
um yeah
i think
what yeah
where do we
leave off you
guys tried to
call taz oh
yeah you
knocked this
guy out you
took his
key and
right yeah
uh so are
there's two
doors in
here or
three or
more these
are windows
right these
little small
ones yeah
these are
windows on
the outside
so yeah
there's this
is a door
here um
these are
windows
okay
do you have
anything inscribed
on it look
any different
than a normal
key
um no
it's like uh
it's it's a
cylinder um
it does not
show markings
of what it's
for
okay
you never know
when they're
useful though
uh i'm just
gonna open uh
this door uh
the one i'm
standing next
to okay
i'm just gonna
open it ah
oh sorry i
closed it
immediately you
can go ahead
coffins uh
no they're not
coffins they're
just storage
they're just
boxes
space boxes
oh perfect
uh i'm gonna
go in here
and uh
kale is uh
what is it
that you need
is it anything
is this it
what is this
yeah it looks
like it's probably
in here
uh i guess
do we do a
perception check
yeah yeah do a
perception check
uh both of
us are just
uh i mean
kale knows what
he's looking
for right
uh yeah so
he would get a
boost because he
knows what he's
looking for
should i uh
do a boost
yeah and your
perception
holy cow
oh okay um
yeah you know
that this box
um in the
corner here
uh probably
has the part
you're looking
for it's a
i don't know
we didn't even
say what the
part was did
we did not
it's a
hyper hydro
cup link
oh those are
always going
out
well no the
thing was is
that it was
never installed
so your your
hydro cup
cup holders
this just made
made me think
that it's like a
water-cold cup
holder to keep
your drinks
cold
yeah but it's
hyper
so it's
very cold
and it's a
cup link
yeah cup
link
a link for
a cup
no it's
spelled c-o-u-p
does that
help
no that's
how you spell
cup holder
all right
now that we
got this part
we can keep
our drinks
cool for the
rest of the
trip
um
it's very
very very
necessary
um
there's no
air conditioning
in this van
no climate
control just
gets real hot
on re-entry
you need a
fresh cold
one
sorry that's
all out of
character
all right
cool that's
what we
needed
uh well it's
in a case
oh shit
i mean you
could try
carrying the
entire case
out
um it would
be a little
bit more
cumbersome to
get out
um
that's a
two-person
job
it would be a
two-person
job
ah no man
we gotta break
this thing
open
agreed
let's break
it open
all right
cool
uh
so it would
be probably a
computers check
to get that
stupid thing
open
let's see
do i have
computer skills
i mean you
should have a
computer you
should have a
no i mean i'm
sure i do i was
just seeing if i
actually had a
there we go
oh i do i have
something i guess
yeah
all right uh
yeah it doesn't
open and then it
starts blailing an
alarm
does that
distract the
dogs
um as a
matter of fact
it does
uh but it
also catches the
attention of
um this big
muscly man
um and
he
uh with
clyde and he
says what the
fuck was that
and who the
fuck are you
um
um hold on
i got an idea
here i got an
idea um
look into my
stick and i
flash my
stick what
the fuck are
you talking
about how do
i flash my
stick i'm just
gonna flash it
combat uh
yeah yeah
flash stick it's
like a neuralyzer
oh my god i know
it's not but it
could be i missed
turns out it
turns out
it turns out you
were all the
wrong way yeah
exactly i was
holding it upside
down and i flashed
my crotch yeah
you flashed his
crotch
uh he steps
he steps to
you and um
he makes a
melee
oh no
consequences
can i
defend my
oh no
he's rolling
no
oh he
failed
because i got
him in his
crotch
because
he's just
sunburned his
crotch
slightly
yeah yeah
he's not he's
he had it open
wide open
it was wide
open
remember he was
naked tiger
decided to make
this man naked
in front of me
it wasn't me it
was him he
didn't decide it
it was in the
throes of passion
who was
this guy he was
in the throes of
passion
he's still wearing
a shirt i see
so not that big
of throes
he likes to
poo bear
he's poo
bearing it and
trying to attack
me
i have a
right to define
myself t
t
all right
uh what
what's next
can i can i
pull i want to
pull cline out of
the room and let
the door close
is that possible
because i just
tried that i'm
about to get
attacked by a
naked man
yeah
the door's in
this position tiger
by the way i'm
gonna say it again
what do you mean i
put you in this
position a naked
man is attacking
me
i walked into a
random room this
is what happened
it seems like
you're drunk to
what
all right
this is the first
time this has ever
happened
literally
um he has two he
has two advantages
as he fails so he
falls over uh having
punched you but uh
taz does grab you and
try to pull you out
the door uh but
this man grabs you by
the foot and now and
now you are in the
middle
does he have his
pants at his
ankles that's why
he tripped sure
no that's not why
he tripped he's
completely naked they
were in the throes of
passion he was his
coin says he has a
shirt on i'm just
saying i mean am i
being too literal
all right fine i'm
attacked i okay fine
i got attacked i don't
think it's better if he
has a shirt on or not
i gotta be honest i
want to i don't want to
be attacked by a
completely naked
naked person
did not see this
night happening like
this no neither did
i and why did you put
them in the throes of
love
uh there's there's a
reason oh okay all
right
okay uh
taz yeah you're pulling
on his arm this man is
pulling on his legs
i'm just like oh my god
to hit his hand with the
the force spike
okay um i guess it
would be it would be
upgrade one of the
purples to a red
because yeah that's good
no it's not good uh but
you do have two
advantages so you don't
hit him but you do have
some advantage
um i think the only
reason i failed was
because i was about to
hit his hand but then
i look over and i see
rickshaw naked
rickshaw and i just get
extremely distracted
okay
no she's completely
closed
then why would
oh
what
and
she's
it's the first time
taz has ever seen
anyone
oh okay
nude
oh
and she
she sees you
um and she was about to
pull her blaster
uh but in
that was at the side of
the bed but instead
um in a moment of
awkwardness she wrapped
herself in the sheet so
that would also be an
advantage
okay yeah she didn't
get to her blaster in
time yeah
all right uh yeah
uli and kale you guys
are starting to pull on
this uh this box here
um because well it it
didn't open when you
tried to open it um so
um what will you do
oh and also alarms are
just starting to blare and
you're starting to hear a
dog bark from on the
other side of the door
uh is it at all
feasible for us to
break manually break
this thing open
uh you can try i don't
know what what what
kind of uh
ah what kind of
check that would be i
mean the beast master
probably would have
more power more raw
power i assume
move aside i guess he
would be because there's
no rack so it'd have to
be either brawl or
melee i guess
yeah i'll do melee
okay go for it
all right uh yeah it
pops open and he he
hits on the top of it
like an old tv and it
cracks open like an egg
like just like the
fons just like yes when
he's cracking open the
jukebox to steal all the
records inside the
juicy juicy records
all right so since i hear
some dogs coming do you
want to grab the part and
i will handle the dogs
uh yeah sure i mean i was
just gonna kill him but
yeah uh i'm gonna go and
take the part and stick it
in my pocket is it is it
pocketable or is it kind of
heavy it's pretty big um
okay so i'm just gonna
hold it like two-handed
yeah two-handed you can
you could get it out
okay but you do have to
be careful okay don't
break it
okay all right i'm gonna
like hold it yeah two-handed
all right and i presume
you're gonna try to go out
the way you came yes i
mean we can't go down the
we can't go back down the
fire escape if i've got this
thing so we're gonna have
to find another way out
right yeah right kale
uh let's try to make our
way back to find some sort
of staircase
so i'm looking out um maybe i
guess perception check to
find a staircase
uh well you guys are you guys
are on the ground floor you
had to get up and over into
the window
um so you won't need a
staircase i guess you can
look around for windows uh and
or how to open them
so that would be a perception
yeah i guess let's do uh let's
look for another means of egress
okay uh let's see do you have
do you have skullduggery or i
guess your skullduggery is not
skullduggery i think you might
be able to spot ways to exit
um i guess your perception your
skullduggery the same so it
doesn't really matter
okay i'll do skullduggery all
right it sounds cooler
uh you have an advantage
if you know how you would could
spend that
um
yeah i'm not i'm not sure exactly
how i would spend that
yeah
okay we can we can skip it
um but you're starting you guys
are hearing the dogs the alarm
is blaring
um
uli
which way are you going
are you gonna
uh so i i didn't realize we're on
the ground floor so yeah uh
since he's kind of like you know
i looks around can't find a way
out can we head back to where we
came from
yeah
okay uh i'm gonna start running
that way
i don't know how far i can get in
one maneuver but
yeah you can you can you can go
this way
okay
perfect
just carefully stepping over this
guy's
passed out body
okay
and now we're back to the window
where we originally jumped in
broken
okay
um
you guys you guys are
are
stuck in there for
let's let's say for now
all right you guys
okay um
let's go back to
clyde and
taz
yes
um
what now
we just saw him doing a couple
naked people
okay
that's
pretty much where we're at
okay
well
well no were you able to get away
because he had you by the leg
and you had him by the arms
yeah but he had an advantage
the advantage was that uh the
woman didn't pull her blaster
so
you guys can do something else
now
oh
i'm gonna try to hit him again
let him do it
in the head
well i guess
i
wouldn't he be
isn't it his turn now
probably
yeah
no he's good
he's good
he doesn't need a turn
um
yeah i know he's
he's gonna take a turn
um
and he's gonna
he's gonna
roll a brawl
to try and pull
pull
clyde out of
taz's
grip
failed
uh
so
he fails
he loses
he loses the grip
on
clyde
uh
but pulls off
one of his shoes
my shoes
both of his shoes
no
not both
you said one
all right
one
keeping one
then i drag him
out of the door
oh no not my shoes
you'll be fine
okay
jess wear socks
questions i never thought i'd hear
i need to know
this is important
am i
because if my feet get cold
it's gonna cause me some problems
um
it's up to you whether or not you wear socks
do you wear socks
i'm wearing socks
okay you're wearing socks
you have
you have one foot
and a shoe and a sock
and one foot
only in a sock
there must be
is what the uh
google says
okay great
excellent
there must be socks
in star wars
that's what it says
okay
uh you close the door
now you two
um out of breath
and looking at each other
um
and the dogs are barking
at the door behind you
but as you close the door
they turn their attention
to you
um
they are now suspicious
and ready to strike
do you want me to try stunning them
i don't like to see animals hurt
but do you like to see them stunned
you can try running
i would
yeah we could try running
i'm gonna run past them
yeah me too
i'm joining with them
you're gonna run past them
yes
running past them
or from them
and it turns out
i'm actually faster
without my shoes
right
all right
that would take
that would take a light side
point
no
we didn't even roll for any
oh shit
you have zero
oh it means i get a boost
all right
you guys run past the dogs
down the hallway
all right
uh well i'm gonna try to go into
just the next door
so like this door
okay
uh hold on
oh
one second
all right
uh go ahead
oh no
uh
as you walk in
there are
there are two thugs
um
they are
arm wrestling
hi
who are you
hi
i'm
taz
uh-huh
they're also
both buck naked
what
i'm just kidding
they are not naked
they're just
they're just arm wrestling
in a very
non-sexual way
they don't have shirts on
oh
they are
uh
no they
no they have shirts on
uh but
so this is what the alarm
was all about
it has nothing to do
with me
yeah well who are you
i don't recognize you
and they uh
start inching their way
towards you
putting the clothes on
still arm wrestling
i know they stopped arm
wrestling
it was the only thing that
could unite them
as a common foe
and that was you
okay
um
well i'm sorry
you don't recognize me
i don't recognize you guys
either
that doesn't make any sense
he's got you there
i mean
but it's true though
i don't know who you guys are
okay
so you're just standing there
saying
i don't recognize you
well i stand to the side
so the door
did
did clyde follow me in
yeah i followed him in
okay
uh so then the door
but i'm like hiding behind
oh you're hiding behind
you know remember
because with the dogs
skittish
no no no
i'm like
like hiding behind you
yeah
yeah you guys are
you guys are stuck in between
uh two thugs and uh
two dogs
two thugs and a dog place
so
clyde is in the room with me
no he's right outside
no he's just shaking his head yes
oh okay
so he's in the room
yes
so the door closes
so we're fine
we're
not dealing with the dogs
anymore
okay
dogs are dead
they'll be
no they're still alive
they'll be barking at the door
uh-huh
and i see these two men
walking towards us
uh-huh
i reach into my pocket
and hold out some treats
i reach into my pocket
and hold out a panini
uh and they say
what
what is this
a panini
well
anytime there's
an animal
that
doesn't necessarily
like me at first
i hold out some food
for them
and i hope they start
to like me
that is the saddest
fucking thing i've ever heard
and i eat paninis
when i'm nervous
why are you
why are you not wearing
a shoe
dogs
just
get the fuck
out of here
there are dogs
out there
they didn't like
the treats
um
they liked them a little
bit more than you guys
all right
but
like me
they
they pull blasters
on you
and say
just get the fuck
out of here
can
can you
protect us
from the dogs
yes we can protect
yes
i'll get the fucking dog
and the one guy yells
to the other one
get the
just
just get the dogs
and they come out there
and they yell at the dogs
and grab them
uh
like
fluffy
noodles
fluffy
noodles
calm down
now get out of here
you're not supposed to be here
get the fuck
out of here
all right
sorry
you don't have to yell
and they
they start
uh
waving their guns at you
get out of here
all right
then i start walking away
yep
you sure you don't want a panini
or any treats
no i don't want a panini
that's all
for that's all
sorry
get out
god
so that i leave
i'm follow
i follow taz
and
um
i follow taz
with a panini
in my mouth
my tail
between my legs
all right
yeah you guys
you guys leave
um
as you walk by
the door
um
the the first door
uh
the man and woman
um
now
uh
both in their robes
um
but not jedi robes
or different robes
um
they they come out
and
they see you out of the door
and
they shake their fists at you
and yell as
you guys leave
and stay out
can i go through the other door
that we came in earlier
like this one
yeah but they see you when you do that
and they say get out
and stay out
and then they lock the door
as you guys
you guys leave
all right go back to
uli and
um
kale
um
you guys are in the room
where you first entered
uh
all right
well uh
kale
if you get out the window
and get on the ground floor
i'll hand this off to you
okay
that sounds like a plan
uh
i hop out of the window
i am ready to receive
the part
to be thrown to me
um
i then see
can i see him
yeah
hey
where'd you go
where have you guys been
there were
naked people
there were some dogs
uh
naked people
there was a couple
naked people
uh
i got a little distracted
by that
not gonna lie
and then someone
put a blaster
in my face
and i got scared
so i left
okay well
we need to get out of here
uh
uli has the part
can you guys help me
catch this
sizable part
oh sure
sizable
anything
anything for you boss
is it a
is it carburetor size
it's big enough
that i have to hold
two hands
so i don't know
if i can throw it
or like gently pass it
i'm not quite sure
how that'll work
it's just kind of like
yeah you gotta
pass it
um
but yeah
it would be
it would be a good idea
to have an extra set
of hands there
as it comes through
the uh
the window
it's kind of like
it feels like
it's like
putting an air conditioning
unit through the window
like
yes
yeah
it's it's very awkward
can you come over here
please
yeah
okay
uh
as he walks over
you notice that he's got
a certain uh
hitch in his step
um
you've noticed uh
yeah he's
he's only wearing one shoe
yeah
i got a hitch in my step
clide what happened
to your shoe
wait
you didn't say
when you went back
in the door
you didn't go
i was wearing
two shoes
no i forgot
i'm wearing a sock now
it's a jedi sock
never wears and tears
uh okay
uh do i need to roll
to maneuver this
giant
cup holder
outside the window
it is
it is a hyper
hydro
cup link
okay
so does the cupcake
need a special roll
okay
all right
cool
yeah you guys
hand it
hand it through
you guys are very
careful with it
um
and
clyde
and uh
taz
and kale
all
you know
successfully
transfer that
that part
and you guys are now
standing in the alley
where you started
all right
run
time to find
the fuck out of here
i'm sorry
let's
did i
yeah you guys
you guys walk
back to the bus
stop
because after
your heist
you guys will
be taking
the bus
home
and
um
it's funny how often
that happens
right
you guys are going to be right
and i'll be right back to you guys
you guys are going to be right back to you guys
he was glowing something
what's that
it's a weird thing to do on a break
do you have to do that now
i'm fixing a painting
okay
that does not answer the question
we're on break
and what i do on my break
is my business
all right well your break is over
i couldn't get the bottle open
the whole break you just spent trying to get the bottle open
like glued or something i don't know
don't do that
one string
you could eat it
you know
wood glue
it's wood glue
yeah
oh it's wood glue
almer's wood glue
all right
almer's