episode
five special delivery hot and ready floating aimlessly towards the dead marini and
and the crew needed guidance, reaching out to Master Plo Koon.
He warned them of Commander Killian Gorvec, their contact at Skyhold Base,
a hidden fortress deep in contested space.
Their mission demanded they secure passage through this no-man's land,
but nothing about Gorvec suggested an easy alliance.
Worse, the Jedi Master did not have his exact coordinates.
Hoping Senator Jani Hanuk, a fellow security intelligence counselor, could help,
they infiltrated a high-security diplomatic convention on Duro,
disguised as pizza delivery workers.
From her, they gleaned intelligence on their target,
Tiber Solvar, and his hidden compound on Hoth.
And another warning about Gorvac, but still no coordinates.
They sought the last counselor, Director Armin Izzard,
and strong-armed the strong-arm into handing over the coordinates to Skyhold Base.
Now, finally, their ship descends upon the fortress,
where Commander Gorvac awaits.
A warm welcome is unlikely.
uh maybe i should play that again so you can hear just how unpolite he was
uh but i guess that brings me to nick is sitting in playing commander gorvek uh
you
guys have
landed onto his
his
base space base um space space uh space well no it's a sky base sky hold base
Skyhold, just, yeah, Skyhold Base.
It's a military outfit.
You see tents and other military equipment buzzing around.
It's kind of hectic as you land into a makeshift landing area.
And Commander Gorvek is standing there holding a coffee and waiting for you,
looking a little bit
impatient
and confused.
Let me see.
I guess your van, the work van?
let's
get a picture of that in here because we haven't seen this in a little while
um
it's
not exactly a military vessel
um it is exactly it's actually a um just a delivery work van um and now you've landed on the
the base.
Commander Gorvek.
Let's see.
All right, gentlemen.
This is from the last session.
Commander Killian
Gorvek.
Welcome to
Skyhold Base.
Rule number one around here
is om number one.
You follow the rules, you fall in line,
and we'll get along all right.
Now let's get to work.
See, I thought that was polite.
He was just like, let's get to work, fellas.
I'm your friend.
Yeah, but he's also not our boss.
We really don't have any bosses.
We're kind of just a loose collective.
Yeah, your motivations are very unclear.
Yeah, very unclear.
Perfecto. I'm your boss.
He's probably right.
All right.
Yeah, as you...
Yeah, again, he shakes...
Who came up to him first? I don't remember.
It was Taz.
It was Taz?
Yeah, Taz jumped
off of the boat.
Okay,
and he reached his hand out to shake his hand, right?
Oh, no, he's frozen.
Nope, he's back.
What?
Taz, you were first out of the ship going to shake Gorvek's hand.
So continue.
And scene.
Nope, nope, he's frozen.
Oh, no.
All right, screen.
Do it, Tiger.
Teach him a lesson.
Oh, he came back.
Taz, shake the man's hand.
I'm standing there like awkwardly like, hey, like you're just staring off into space.
Taz,
don't
embarrass
me.
Yeah,
don't embarrass us.
Are you okay, son?
What?
Where are we?
Is there something wrong with you?
No, no.
He's a little sunburned.
Some people have said so.
Why?
He gets a little of the spacey's
Kattaz Tortinato
Alright hold on
What
did
he just say?
How we doing sir?
I think he said he's a tornado
Kattaz Tortinato
Oh that's your
name
I thought you were insulting him
You
can call me Taz
it's
easier for you
simple
folk
alright we'll do
who's the rest of this ragtag
crew here
Uli Lenara
nice to meet your space base
looks nice
hi I'm Clyde
it'll do
I'm Clyde
No, absolutely not.
Thank you for asking.
They're Pazzinis, if that helps change your mind.
Pazzinis are pretty good.
Maybe later.
I think we've got some work to do here.
Okay.
Don't forget about our driver.
Yeah, and I'm Kale Borax, and
I am
Taz's boss.
yeah
actually
I guess I do have
a boss
only one of us brought our boss to work today
did you say your boss
yeah don't bring your boss
on exciting space missions
alright well that's all well and good
I'm the boss now so
let's just
keep that in mind
alright
he's
the captain now
yeah we were told
you
needed our help
with something
we
haven't
done
much but we'll
give it a try
yes
um so we uh
we
got to retrieve something um
or uh we get to your order of business i need to get to a book
that
is uh great importance to me
doesn't really matter what it is but i do need your help getting there
is it like a blank book
that
has nothing written in it
yeah
we got signed by in the store by a jedi
uh
no i don't really know this might
be easy
yeah we already got one no i don't
listen
all you need to know about the book is that i need to get it back
all
i need to know about you
is that you need to get somewhere
so let's
leave it at that and get going here
see
he already knows
us. He's like, you know, you guys are so focused, goddammit.
Is he trying to the library, by chance?
It's
a library.
There
ain't any reading out here.
Well, Clyde knows all about the
libraries.
That's his thing. That's my thing.
All right, Clyde, if we need
a
library,
we'll let you know, but I don't think that's going to come up. I appreciate that.
What kind of book is this?
Is it your diary?
All
you need to know about the book is that
it's of
great importance to me,
and I need to get it back.
Oh, it's definitely his diary.
I'm going to read it first.
Either that or it's like a really smutty book.
You cannot read my diary.
Don't read my smutty material.
Does it have like one of those little locks on it?
what color was the book
you guys are way too dictated on the damn book
you want the book back
these are important follow up questions
all you need
to
know
all you need to know at this moment
listen
people are asking way too many damn questions
where was the last time you saw it
I
don't think he misplaced it
I think he knows where it is
I think it was at your mom's house.
Now let's go.
I
don't know my mother.
Okay.
Yeah, none of us were Jedi.
Filling this in a little bit.
So Killian, or Commander Gorbeck,
has gotten orders from the Security Council
to escort you across the dead Meridian.
In exchange, he says he needs some kind of book.
He does know where it is.
And
let's
see.
Borders.
It is not at Borders.
It is at a, there is an old fueling station on an asteroid nearby that has now been converted into sort of a separatist outpost.
It's been sort of taken over and militarized a little bit.
And the book is in there.
Okay, so he knows where it's at.
It's just pretty hard to get.
Yeah, he was just vamping because I didn't tell him where it was.
But he
does know where it is.
Yeah, well.
All right, so
separatists
though, huh?
Are
you driving or are we driving?
Are we taking separate cars?
Should we just follow you?
I don't think that little ragtag vehicle of yours is going to make it.
So we're going to go ahead and get my ship.
The pizza delivery van?
I mean, it's real cute.
I think I had one when I was about 10 years old.
That's what
I told you guys.
I thought it was really cute.
There's
a wampa in there.
Can you guys take care of
The brisket
While we're gone
Who are
you talking to
Is that your responsibility
Someone's got to
This guy's like
You want me to make you a brisket
You want a
brisket
We
got MREs out here
I've
been here in 10 minutes
I've been offered paninis and briskets
no i have a pet on board it's actually a
food
truck
it
is a food truck technically
and her name is brisket
and
she needs to
be taken care of while we're gone
well you go ahead and bring brisket with
great
idea you don't ever bond with this animal
all
right i'll bring brisket with no no no it's
all right we'll bring him with and uh you know if worse comes to worse uh we got some food
Oh,
you're going to sacrifice
yourself?
Oh, no, no.
I haven't known you for very long, but that's kind of nice.
Oh, this is a smart ass, huh?
Oh, never again.
Never again, I know.
I think he's talking about brisket being the food.
I
think it was.
What?
No,
no, no.
I think we should leave brisket here then.
Okay, well, just like throw some extra,
just
throw
some like extra bowls of food in there.
We'll be gone like what?
Like a couple hours.
It'll be fine.
Bowl of the lady.
You saw what happened last time.
She didn't have any food.
She got into the ductwork and everything.
It was a mess.
That's why you throw a couple extra bags of food in there.
And, you know, they don't have much to eat.
Like, you know, it's like cats, you know,
they just leave some food out in some water.
It'll be fine for like a day or two.
While
you guys are saying this, Gorvek makes a motion over to some of his troops and makes some weird hand signals.
And they get the message that they need to start getting the transport ready.
And the transport is carted over closer to where you're at, where you're going to take off.
It's a military-type craft.
And
he
says, well, or I mean, now is the time to decide whether or not you're going to bring brisket
before
you go to this asteroid.
I don't care how you do it, but let's do it quickly.
Let's put them down.
It's okay.
If we can't have them, nobody can.
No, I think we,
no,
we'll bring brisket.
We can just leave the crate in the carrier,
too.
It's your responsibility.
It's a very important responsibility, all right, Taz?
I think I can handle it.
I don't.
I'll walk it.
I'll walk her, and I'll feed her, and I'll give her water,
and
I'll love her.
It just occurred
to me that maybe Nick does not know what a wampa is,
so I'm going to share this picture.
This is brisket.
It's basically like
three
quarters of a man-sized bear.
Yeah, we found him in our vents.
The fuck is up with that?
Yeah, he's also definitely curious, which is how we got in the vents.
He liked getting wires.
Yeah, we had to send Taz into the vents to get him, and it was all sorts of mess.
Kale and Taz did lure him back into the cage.
Kale is a beast hunter in his history, and you can tell from his hat that he's been around a few beasts.
For sure.
All right.
I'm
a suitkeeper.
Kale makes some more hand motions, signals like a baseball coach, and gets the cage holding brisket off of your ship.
just like
that
uh he gets him carted off of the uh kahuna wave and put onto the uh
the ship that the military ship you're going to be taking down i don't know what the name of
that ship is
probably
doesn't have one except for numbers
gorbeck which one is yours uh this little
one over here or
this slightly bigger one
more
got a lot of
tech on it.
Which one's yours?
Which one do you think?
I mean
I'm going to go
Is it the big one?
Is it the small one that says the
Royal Gunner or is it the big one that says
the Little Princess?
The
Little Princess.
You got it, brother.
We
try not to take ourselves too seriously around here.
After all, it might be your last day.
It might be your last day, too, though.
It could be all.
Why are you threatening him?
No, no.
We're getting in his ship.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was not a threat.
I was just informing him that.
Yes, about the fragility of life.
You could die any minute.
You
work
with animals.
What are you doing?
They can also die in a second too.
But I
try telling them the same thing
and they don't really
pay
attention.
I
have
concerns.
Oh, good
God.
Oh, good God.
I
think we've all just gotten real uncomfortable.
We just realized.
All right.
Stereo
killer.
yeah
yeah shut up and get in the little princess
yes get in the princess wait hold on that didn't sound right
well we'll
keep it like
that
shotgun all right
yeah you guys you guys do get into the the princess uh it's clear that you're
starting to wear on the patience of uh gorvac but for whatever reason he really really wants this
book and you really, really want to get across the dead meridian. So, um, you guys file into
the princess kale. Yes. Uh, you, you jump into the passenger seat. I imagine Gorvac, you're
going to just fly it yourself. Yeah. Okay. He's going to just drop, drop into the, uh,
into the pilot seat. Um, and again, the rest of you get on there and you start to take off
and you start heading towards an asteroid field.
How
many
parsecs can this honey do?
Oh, as much as you need.
Love to hear that.
Much better than our last vehicle.
Hey, that's our home.
I'll
see the picture
of, never
mind, I'll leave it at that.
AM, FM, you got all the things here.
Yes, sir.
Yep, we got this
completely
decked out.
Where's the bathroom?
Not playing around here.
Oh, my Christ.
It's somewhere.
Just find it.
You're a grown man.
What
are you doing?
Taz, if you find the bathroom, make sure you flush this time.
All right?
You remember what happened last time?
Holy Christ.
Wash your hands, too.
I really, I really wish that isn't referring to something that actually happened in our game.
Yeah, because of Taz.
Last time we didn't flush, we found
a little vent monster.
It was a pretty big vent monster.
Oh, this is a nice ship.
This is a really nice ship.
It's
a really nice ship
Oh boy
So
how long is the shuttle ride?
It's not very long
You guys are heading towards the asteroid field
And as you
As he's starting to drive
He seems to be capable of driving
Really capable of a talented pilot
He gets you closer
Kind of weaving slowly between asteroids
It's nothing too dangerous, but he's driving with ease.
And you're getting closer and closer to one asteroid in particular.
Is
that an asteroid or a moon?
No, it's no moon.
Nailed it.
And as he starts to get closer, the fueling station becomes apparent.
um
uh
it looks a little like this it's built into the asteroid um it is heavily
it it was for you could tell it was formerly a a fueling station but now it's been a little bit
militarized um there are walls around it um and a security outpost
that
has a road that leads to the station.
Gorvec puts you down
a
little bit a ways
from
where
you would be out of immediate sight
of any people that were in the station
or the fueling station.
And you see a sign that says,
up ahead, the Flying Gent.
Genth.
J-E-N-T-H. Flying Genth.
Flying Genth.
So,
Separatists, huh?
Is this
like
a
I mean, a lot of them.
Where's this?
Droids or what?
You know that the separatists in this station are
most
likely entirely droids.
They're robots.
They're most likely entirely droids.
Most likely.
What
type of droids are we talking about here?
Etiquette and protocol?
No.
Probably those separatist droids.
I don't know they're droids.
I
hope you don't run
into those Roger Roger ones.
Are they armed?
Do
we need to be worried about that?
They're armed.
They could be armed.
Yeah, they're more than likely armed.
We're not exactly separate.
I don't think we're going to be able to just stroll in there,
you know, demanding to use our
flying
dead rewards card
for some sweet points.
Well, let's go in.
Oh,
just walk straight in.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Just walk straight
in.
I mean, it's a gas station, right?
What are they going to do?
It's a separatist gas station.
We're with the
commander
of the Republic Army.
Well, just
don't bring it up.
We'll just not bring it up.
It is literally Commander
Gorbac.
I am a commander.
I thought it was general.
He is a commander, but we're just here to find a book.
Is it general?
I'm
sorry, I didn't mean to mistitle you.
No, I'm pretty sure it's Commander.
Is it Mrs. General?
Is there a Mrs. General?
Or is it Ms. General? I'm sorry.
Never mind.
You're so tiny.
All right.
You can all see the map now, right?
Mostly.
Yeah.
Mostly.
Okay, yeah, it should be obscured by the
tall
walls.
Yes.
Oh, wow, those walls are tall.
Oh, there's some droids.
Yes, you guys are at this service.
Oh, you don't need that.
Okay.
So you guys are down the road a little bit here, the service road.
Like I said, you're just out of
reach
here.
But
you do see that there seems to be a security checkpoint with two droids.
And it
appears to be, well, actually, roll a perception.
Either Kale, actually Kale and Taz.
All right, we remembered.
Great.
All right, you both failed.
You guys aren't seeing anything.
Kale, you do see, you do have an advantage in that you see that they have some animals with them, but you can't quite see what they are.
Animals?
Are they varmints?
No, I don't see
that.
Yeah, you don't see that.
Kaz, did you bring any of that
little
puppy chow with you?
I always have some.
It's actually a pretty good snack, too.
As Taz is sitting there eating dog food.
I have a few.
A little bit.
Cheating on a pig's ear.
So, uh...
So,
how are you guys going to
get in here?
Why are we
talking about dog food?
What do you see up there?
There's maybe some dogs or a varmint.
Well,
my initial
thought...
gotta
get maybe Taz and I
will try to lure that dog away
with snacks and you guys can maybe
do
your thing
talk to these droids, get in
I
like doing my thing
do
your thing
alright I'm gonna go do my thing
alright that sounds like a plan, I don't know how much talking there's gonna be
I
mean
no no no, this is all part of the plan
I got a plan guys
wait wait wait, Cal
was trying to say
something
I'm sorry
Yeah, I mean, let's maybe take a timeout, guys, right?
Are we going to go in
guns
blazing?
Is that the plan?
I don't have a gun.
Out of character is, wait, you're actually trying to come up with a plan.
Monkey butt to what?
I don't know if you got our MO yet.
We just rush in and ask questions later.
Usually a main one.
Corbeck, I mean, what you got on you?
What's your arsenal?
What you packing?
Oh, I'm packing
a couple.
So you do have some guns.
You have a blaster carbine.
A blaster carbine and a pistol.
Oh, you can see it.
Okay, good.
So, yeah.
I mean, I think the best thing is, yeah, if they could form a diversion, a bit of a diversion, run up,
maybe we get these two drones quickly and quietly so that they,
uh,
don't,
uh,
set off any
alarm
bells here.
And then,
uh,
when we back up on the other side and figure out the next move here.
All
right.
And I'll,
I'll remind everyone else that,
uh,
Oh wait,
no,
I think Uli has a gun.
I do too.
Yeah,
I do.
Okay.
But I don't think anybody else does.
I
got what I thought.
Nobody else brought guns.
I have a cattle.
I thought,
I thought I had a cattle.
It's actually just
a flash.
I have a blank book here.
I can use that as a weapon.
I got a force pike.
I got a pike.
None of you brought guns.
All right.
I got an idea.
I got an idea, guys.
I
can use my force ability to move a rock and throw it as a diversion.
Classic.
I thought I was using dog food.
Well, we have to get rid of the dogs.
The dogs aren't going to be tricked by rocks, but those droids might be.
At the word dogs,
Taz
already starts walking forward.
What?
No, boy, boy, no, no.
And he's already gone.
He's with his hand full of treats out.
Okay, I'm going to.
Oh, he's got dog treats.
That guy likes dogs.
He likes all kinds of animals.
It's kind of a problem at this point.
Oh,
my Christ.
okay
come
here pooch
okay
the
droids
don't seem to notice you yet
but the
the
dogs start
approaching
you
quick
climb
throw a rock
force throw a rock
can
I force throw a rock
okay yeah the dog is they're slowly um coming up to you um it seems non-threateningly at first
i'm good
so
i keep holding one hand out with the dog food
or
the treats and then i raise i put my
other hand out
what
are the droids doing
uh the
droids haven't noticed yet that the dog has walked
away.
Fine, throw the
rock.
What's, uh, what do I,
can I throw a rock?
Uh, are you trying to force throw a rock?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Um, you need to roll a force dice.
So pull up, um, do you have to click on the dice in the chat next to like right above
where you type?
There's a little dice.
Okay.
it's the white one
I don't know what it's called in there
yeah it says force
just
one
roll that
this is so cool I've never rolled
oh my god no
did
anything move guys did you see anything move
Uli
did you see a rock move
I
mean, if it's dark side
points,
does that mean something horrible has happened?
Or did you just fail?
No.
You just can't spend dark side points.
Oh, okay.
No.
So I didn't do nothing.
So I failed?
Did you say I failed?
You tell me I failed.
You failed.
Oh, come on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mr. Gorvac.
I swear, I'm a Jedi, but I'm one who works in the library.
I did not.
Yeah,
I can see that.
You've brought a rock to a
gunfight, son.
He's right.
Come on.
I brought a book to a gunfight.
Right.
Listen, Ted, you're distracting.
You got the dog.
You distract him because I think, yeah, you do your dog whispering thing or whatever the
hell it is you do.
Hey, listen, bud, I'm talking now.
She's got the gun.
Yeah, I got to go.
I better start talking to somebody with a gun.
This guy's throwing rocks and talking about paninis.
The other guy
talks
to dogs.
Holy cow.
You want me to shoot something?
Yeah, shoot one of
these damn droids.
Let's go.
Can I shoot a droid?
That was out of character.
Coming here, first time I play this game,
and you're talking about paninis and dogs.
Can I try to shoot one of the droids,
the ones closest to me?
Yeah.
If you...
Yeah, go ahead and shoot your blaster.
It'll be...
I'll say you guys are at medium range, so just the...
So, two difficulty?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
Check failed.
With a triumph.
uh how would you like to spend your triumph uh
i want to i want to i want to
miss uh
which was my
goal but maybe it draws their attention like in a way that's not like they immediately set
off
the
alarm they're more like what is that
you
know
oh
you should do the voice yeah
rather
all
right uh yeah you were trying to miss the entire time yeah no i totally i
mean i have a
Gun, but my skills are a little...
That was quite a shot, Uli.
Oh, thanks, man.
What was that?
And they start to approach you
from where the shot was coming from.
Can I pick up a
rock and throw it?
Yeah, you can do that.
A rock.
What is that?
Is that range light?
Yeah, sure.
Any
difficulties? Any modifiers?
Yeah, it'd be two purple.
Two perps.
Yeah, you throw a rock
and it just bounces off of them
because they're robots.
But now they know where you're at.
Did someone just try to throw a rock?
Was that a rock?
And then this,
Caleb, did you want to say something?
Yeah, I walk up to the droids and I
say, yes, that was us.
We would like to purchase
these fine beasts.
How much for them?
What? They're not for sale. These are guard dogs.
Yes.
Yes, you are.
Yeah, you are.
You're the best
guard dogs.
See, Taz, this boy, I promised him some dogs.
Love to take them home.
How much for them?
Roll a
negotiation.
I think
even
to get them to
want
to sell them.
Is
there...
There should be a negotiation, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are we going to have dogs in the ship now?
You guys are just collecting.
Sir, this is a private base.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
No, you can't have our dogs.
And I don't appreciate you feeding them.
Commander Gorbeck, if you've got anything up
your sleeves.
Commander,
are
you a commander?
Oh, you're not standing there.
That's right.
Yeah.
All right, well, I walk over there.
Stop.
They notice your uniform. Stop right there. You are an enemy command. I should shoot on you right here.
All right. Well, I'm can I shoot at them first?
I'm just yeah.
Yeah.
I
think we just we're all waiting for this.
They made us with the rock, so we're going to start blasting here.
So, yeah, it was their fault.
All
right, so
after you're highlighted, there's combat at the top left.
Yeah.
I think if you're going to do a quick draw, it's probably the light blaster pistol.
All right, do you need me to modify anything here?
You're now close, so you can take one purple away.
So it should just be one instead of two.
How
do you make it?
How do I go?
Right click
it.
Yeah, right click it.
I found that out the hard way.
You found that out the hard way?
Yeah, I tried giving myself
you told me to take away one
and I actually had like 14.
Yeah, go for it.
Alright, let's see if we can actually get something here.
Oh my god.
You have so many yellow dice.
uh yeah you you blast you blast one off
uh
yeah yeah one of them you just completely eviscerate
and his head
his head
gets blasted off uh and he falls down the other one you hit in the chest and
He started stumbling backwards.
I'm in the back.
Oh, yeah, the dogs are scared.
Now they're in an attack posture.
I just dropped another rock I picked up.
You picked up your rock?
No, I said I dropped another rock I picked up.
Oh.
Oh, no.
The rock again.
I give them more food.
Do you have more food?
Yes.
How much puppy chow you
carry?
Let's not worry about that.
All right.
Yeah.
The dog is growling, but because of the food, it hasn't attacked yet.
Then let's just leave these dogs.
Well, there's still a droid.
He's startled for the moment, but he has not fallen down yet.
uh
can i move closer and try to shoot the
the
droid
again yes okay
uh same difficulty and everything
um you're if you're moving up then you're closer now you're get close so it'd just be one purple
check succeeded all right uh yeah and now you blasted this one
yeah I definitely
I know what I'm doing
she like gives her
nice
shooting there Uli
that's
what I'm talking about
someone with a gun
so
far
Commander Gorefix
the only
competent person in our crew
no no
Kale's probably competent
Kale's
the first thing I've
ever killed
you
guys will be in
I'm going to put the two beast tamers or masters into combat with this dog.
So go ahead and let's see.
How do I bring you to combat?
All right.
Beast tamers?
Well,
not beast tamers.
But that was me.
No, you're not a beast tamer.
Kale's a beast tamer.
You are but a humble zoo worker.
ouch
yeah someday you hope to be a beast tamer
uh
so
i put you guys in combat
um i
guess roll for initiative
vigilance yes
and kale do you know where
vigilance
is that what you said
yeah yeah
there
we go
for some reason
it
doesn't show what you rolled oh you have to go to the
let's see
to
the combat tab it's the one next to chat at the top that looks like swords
and there's a dice there
ah
gotcha i guess i could have just put in your
whatever you rolled but
but
then he wouldn't have learned anything
okay um
so taz you can go first
so
we're not biting the actual dog
yes
you are
as
opposed to what you are
i
thought you said the
beastmasters
no
you're the beast kale is a beast master
i
thought you said you were going to put the
the beast masters in
yeah
you and kale
you
guys
yeah
well
i'm not gonna hurt the dog
this is definitely
a
moral laundry isn't it
i'm just gonna keep like trying to walk up to it like
calming it was like a a good posture and like a calming voice loving
it and petting it and
treating it really good and loving it it's
going to attack you so uh i guess we have to
I guess I don't know how we subdue it.
I guess maybe
that's a good question.
Yeah, you'd have to wrestle it.
There should be some rope
or
net
of some
sorts inside the ship.
Well, are we
inside the ship?
No, we are outside.
No, but
you
can
run back.
Why do you do that?
He's telling you
where it's at.
Run back to the ship in the middle of trying to calm these down
dogs.
Then why didn't you say that instead of what you said?
I'll run back to the ship.
Uli, thank you.
Thank you, Uli.
Does Uli have to do everything around here?
We
lost
our
second gun.
Oh, listen, I mean, I still got to run to the ship.
I can't imagine that I'll get that and come back in one go.
right
or should i roll for something
oh
no you won't be one turn yeah you're gonna you're gonna
disappear for a couple turns
all
right cool so
do i need to roll for anything or just
no
just leave
okay
i'm
gonna slowly get out of
here i get the sense that they're going to attack no matter what
get the hell out of here
um
yeah i mean you have you have a turn so you can do something because i
I know you don't want to attack them, like hurt them, and that's fine.
But I'm trying to figure out what you should do instead.
I guess it would be some kind of, it would be like a brawl, right?
Because you do sense that they're going to attack on the next turn.
So you can't just keep giving them food.
That was plan A.
Yeah, plan A was to keep feeding them.
It's only made them hungrier.
For flash.
For blood.
Remember your trainings.
Remember that.
Give them food.
No, remember that one place that kind of
you
touch it on the dog, scratch it a little.
They love that stuff.
I tried that, I thought.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to try to pet it in the...
The ratchets, Joan?
These dogs have rabies.
They need to be put down.
They have rabies and chlamydia, so do not touch them
there.
Do not touch these dogs.
Do not wrestle with these dogs, Taz.
I'm getting chlamydia?
Maybe.
If you touch them in their erogenous zones, yes, there's a chance.
If all goes well, you'll get chlamydia.
um so
what okay let's see i'm looking at your um
yeah
i guess there's no
maybe athletics if you're gonna try and like i'd say if it's a brawl if you're trying if you're
trying to wrestle them um if you're trying to touch them in the right place it should be some
Kind of, I think, maybe knowledge.
Knowledge?
I guess.
Do you have a better suggestion?
I'm
willing to hear it.
I would think athletics to get me through their defenses.
Okay.
I would assume I know where
to
pet them.
Okay.
I would pet them where I don't get
rabies.
Or chlamydia.
So, yeah.
I mean, knowledge for xenology,
You have just as good as athletics, so it doesn't really matter.
So I would roll that against their discipline, which is two.
So it would be two purple.
And a triumph.
All right.
I
win their undying love.
They will follow me to the end of the world.
This game has been turned into a zoo.
Okay.
you pacify the dogs
they really take a liking
to you
really rubbing their erogenous zones
and
they've grown
they've
grown attached to you
somehow
well Taz doesn't know
what erogenous
zones are
yeah he just said
it
so
he
yeah well he knows what they are but he doesn't know
like
what
they mean
right
but he just knows he's got to pet the erogenous
zone all right okay no we're not
jerking these dogs off i didn't
mean it like that jesus what are we talking
about
just liking it more and more i
spaced out for 10 seconds and this is what happens
i don't know all right why
don't you make that a title you're forbidden
Can I force move these dogs and just throw them?
You'd have to roll for it.
They follow me now.
No, I'm not going to.
I think Taz would go running after them.
Okay.
I'm going to call them.
Are these dogs?
Yeah, see, not everything has to be violence.
Lily comes back with a
rope and she's just like, I ran there for nothing.
Oh,
but you can put a leash on him.
Yeah, no, you can use it as a leash.
If you like him, you better put a leash on him.
This is my rope now.
Yeah, and you missed it.
Taz was massaging their erogenous zones.
That's not their crotch.
We learned this.
It's behind their ear.
It's behind
their
ear.
And it's very PG.
Let's see.
Do these dogs have ears?
I'm zooming in.
They have...
I'm not going to say anything.
I thought you said these were dogs.
They're dog-ish.
Oh, these are not mastiffs.
They're massifs.
Oh, shoot.
I got the wrong one in.
Okay.
Yeah, you get up to the wall.
It's a closed door.
Oh, crap.
We
haven't set off any sort of security alert yet, have we?
It doesn't seem
so.
Okay.
Is the door able to be, is it locked?
I don't know.
Are you going to try and open it?
Yeah, I'm going to try and open it.
Yeah, it's locked.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
All right, I've done everything I can do.
I'm all out of ideas.
I've
tried absolutely
nothing, and I'm all out of ideas.
Do one of the droids have
like a key card or something?
I don't know.
Can you go check?
I don't loot bodies.
Okay.
Just joking.
I'm looting these bodies.
I'll go take a look.
Oh, loot that
body.
Yeah, I loot that body.
Do you think maybe we can just
bring
their bodies over here and maybe scan them
on
the door?
Maybe that works.
Yeah, that's all.
You
can try that.
Okay.
Roll for body drag.
I guess it would be a computers.
Yeah, the door opens.
I throw aside.
Destroyed.
Dude, I am so glad we brought you on this journey.
I was out of ideas, honestly.
all
right cool um can i take a gun can
i take the gun
yeah
well yeah i'm gonna loot the uh
let the droids take any uh
the
firepower they might have or
uh
access keys going forward
do i have any key any money
uh
gorvac they have no need for money they're in a socialist utopia
the uh
Gorbeck reaches into uh
their their robot pants and pulls out
their guns and tosses one
to um
Clyde
and loots the gun
from uh the other
droid and tosses it to who
Gorbeck
um
why don't we give it to uh
Kale
okay
so now Kale and
I guess I should get the
gun item.
You guys ever think about how uncivilized
these guns are?
Wouldn't it be great if we could just have a
lightsaber?
That's for sure.
Oh, this is not it.
Weapons.
Loot that body.
Okay, I'm going to put this in your inventory, this blaster rifle.
And the other one was Clyde.
Is that her boy?
Hiding in the back.
Is that her boy?
Yes, not to be confused with the other Clyde, the ghost from Pac-Man.
Oh, it looks like you had a gun already.
Did I?
No.
Oh, my God.
You
had the gun this whole time?
Have you seen these robes?
I've got, like,
have
you seen these robes?
I mean, they got everything.
I got a red book.
I got a blue book.
I got a fucking panini somewhere in here.
I mean, there's dog treats.
I mean, I couldn't have another gun.
And I have a flashlight on a stick.
It's called a flash stick.
So that brings me to my next point is that there was a threat as the door opened.
And you poke your head through.
And you do see these.
So let's move you.
Well, I don't know.
You see some battle droids, not battle droids, what the hell is this thing called?
Droid Dicas.
Yeah, Droid Dicas.
They are just pummeling blaster fire into a corner in this direction.
Our direction or another direction?
No, no, opposite from you.
So if you walk in and you're facing up is north, they are shooting like due west.
So they don't see us?
They do not see you, but they are really just firing
indiscriminately
into this corner.
Oh, good.
Looks like they're distracted, guys.
They are distracted.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's take a break there.
Before we just jump right in, Commander Gorbeck, do you have any idea where this book might be on this compound, or is there a place you should look?
Headquarters, something?
I
think they usually keep them in the library.
Okay.
Did we disagree that there was no library?
I don't know.
I
know they usually keep books in libraries.
I'm
just saying this seems like there's a complex of
things.
It's a fueling station, right?
So there's like many buildings.
So,
Uli did ask you, Gorvac, if you know where
the
book is in the compound.
You do know where it is.
It is in the building.
There's the main building in front, and you have to go through the main building into a back building, which is where the book would be.
And what's this book again?
Gorvac, Commander, Sir,
Mister?
Listen,
you'll find out shortly once we get this mission accomplished here, okay?
I wonder if this is a dirty magazine.
Is this a dirty magazine or is this really important?
This is really important.
So let's just get the book, please.
No judgment.
No judgment on this end if it's a dirty magazine.
You
look at dirty magazines?
Not me.
I'll remind you, as you guys are talking, there's just blaster fire going to the west.
You guys are talking about this book, and there's just blaster fire.
You can see the entrance up here in between where the two droidekas, is that what you said, Matt?
Droidicas.
Droidicas, okay, I couldn't remember how to pronounce it.
Where they're at.
Roll a perception.
Well, I mean,
I
guess,
is anybody trying to look at where they're shooting?
Yes.
Okay, Uli.
I see you running back and forth out there.
What are they shooting at?
Success.
okay you see that they are shooting at a group of um
clone
troopers
um
that are pinned down
over in the
in
that in that direction
out of character do we like are we on the same side as clone troopers or we're not right
no you are we are might not be but we are
we
are okay no i just mean
me and
they're
still working for the Jedi at this point
they're
still working for the Jedi yes
is this
before the Clone Wars or after the Clone Wars
because if it's
this
Is during the Clone Wars
because they wouldn'n be on our side then
no
the droids are not on your side
the
droads aren't the clones are
all the clones okay
yeah yeah yeah
I misheard
okay
and
Yeah, they are both on.
And actually, Gorvek, you are also on the same side as clones and the Jedi.
You're a good guy.
We've got to go rescue them.
No, we don't.
We need to get that book and get out of here.
Aren't those your men?
They can fight their own
battle.
They can fight their own battle.
Don't we have to go through that to get into the building?
No.
Okay,
so where do we go?
You had a secret back entrance?
Straight ahead and to the left
in
the main building.
Where do we get in?
The door.
Which door?
I don't know.
I don't think I could see the whole map.
Oh, because you're in the back here.
Let's get you through the door.
Get you in there now.
And you should be able to see
a
little bit more, right?
No, not really.
I don't know.
It's like
way
up in the
corner
of my screen.
Is there a way to like, am I just not
correct?
If you need to move around, you need to do two fingers or like, you know, and then to zoom.
I
don't think there's doors on this drawing anyway.
Yeah, it's not super.
I guess what I'm saying is I can't see what you're seeing.
Oh, I got an idea.
Roll a perception check, and then we'll imagine a door
if
you roll it right.
All right, yeah, roll a perception.
Yeah, that'll be under skills.
Yeah, don't fail.
Because that would be inconvenient.
I did get a
few threats, though, so maybe.
No, the threat was that there were droids there and they were shooting.
Oh, okay.
The threat is you're suddenly blind.
Do you want me to change this at all?
No.
Oh, my God.
It's your perception, too?
It's like a huge door.
It's a massive door.
It's like you can't see it.
It says enter right
here.
Big blinking light.
Yeah,
blinking light with an arrow.
Okay.
You perceive with your strategic knowledge,
you do see that they're shooting at these clones in the corner.
They're pinned down,
but they are probably pretty distracted by that.
And in between, there is the door,
but you may be able to sneak behind them
if they are sufficiently shooting at the clones.
They're sufficiently shooting.
I mean, they're sufficiently distracted shooting the clones.
They're pretty distracted.
Yeah, it looks like it.
I mean, they're really shooting that corner.
Well, you didn't
see that, Gorbachev did.
Gorbachev, yeah.
All right, yeah, up ahead there's a door.
We can get in as long as we sneak past them, so let's go.
But
what about the men?
The clothes?
I said before.
Oh, this doesn't seem right.
But also, I mean.
This
is war, man.
There's no right and wrong.
Let's go.
Arguing out here, you throw rocks.
I got a gun now.
Yeah, I'm not so sure I should have gave that to you now.
I'm really repeating that choice.
All right.
I'm going to sneak behind with Commander Gorbeck.
Okay.
All right, I guess I'll try to sneak as well with my pups.
Biff and Baff.
Kale and Glide.
I'm like walking across, but I'm like really,
like I'm having a moral conflict, but what can I do?
I mean, I've got a,
I've
just got a flashlight and a stick
and
a gun.
And
a gun and a cloak and a panini and a dream.
All right.
Kale, you're following too?
Yeah, I'm behind Clyde.
Okay.
Everybody roll a stealth check.
I will give everyone a bonus, which is the light blue die or boost,
which is light blue die for the distraction currently going on.
Where are you going to be more difficult?
Roll under skills now.
Oh,
man.
Oh, boy.
Stealth?
Yeah, stealth.
All right.
Wow.
Kale and Gorvek, you guys get across it real easy.
The
rest of us are just tromping.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, Kale and Gorvek were successful?
Yes.
We
ran our signature backdoors, no babies play.
We were in there.
The newest players are really stealthy, apparently.
Where's
Kale at?
Where
did you go, Kale?
We're here.
Oh, you're underneath.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, yeah.
You guys sneak behind.
The other three, you do startle the droids,
and they stop firing, and
they turn towards you.
Go, Biff. Go, Baff.
Hello. This isn't where we parked our spaceship.
Hi.
Do
they shoot? Are they shooting yet?
Do they shoot questions, ask questions later?
Not yet, but they're about to.
Oh, God.
This is tense
Disarm immediately
I'm disarmed
I mean leave the premises immediately
Oh I have no problem
You
keep doing that
Hey
Who
you got over there
You mean who we were shooting at before
Did I ask
Yes
They are also intruders
huh seems
like a whole lot of intruders you guys don't seem to be doing your job very well
what
a disappointment
and
at that minute uh the clones start returning fire at the uh
at the at the the droids
um
so they turn again
uh sensing that that is that is the most uh urgent
or,
you know, for being fired at that they turn their attention back towards the clones.
I
think I told them.
To what?
Attack them.
Attack the robots?
Yes.
Okay.
Clyde, what are you doing? Are you running?
I'm, what are you doing?
I don't know.
look why don't you go with them you know more about books right
i
mean i know a little bit i
mean i work on the library i don't know if i mentioned well look they're
looking for a book
you need to go uh we'll stay here and and keep these guys distracted are
you sure
no but go
do
you need another gun
yes all
right i know i
already have yeah give me your gun
All
right, I give her my gun.
All right, Clyde gives his gun to Uli.
Easy come, easy go.
And now Uli has two guns.
Two guns.
Only one more to go.
And Clyde has zero.
I'm going to start returning fire back on the, or not return fire,
I'm going to start trying to hit one of the
droids.
Okay.
And the dogs pounce at one of the droids?
Yeah, we'll just send them at the one.
Okay.
I'm going to
fire at the one that's not getting the dogs.
Okay.
Sounds
good.
So then I guess you guys would be
in combat.
Oh, wait.
I probably have to close this combat.
so get rid of that.
New combat
and roll for
initiative.
Vigilance, right?
Yeah.
These are some really terrible rolls.
Yeah, mine
was bad.
Oh, I didn't put the dogs in there.
It's
kind of the most important one.
for
you.
Look at that roll, baby.
Biff and Boff doing it like bosses.
All right.
Now you guys have gotten the droids
just moving back and forth.
You know, they can't really decide
because you're getting them from both ways.
A clone trooper is going to shoot towards them.
They're at medium.
Let's see.
Oh, combat.
What is the...
Oh, I guess blaster rifle is right here.
Alright.
Clone trooper.
Check succeeded.
I will give some damage to this.
It's
12.
12 damage?
Yeah.
Alright.
um who's next then
the
biff and boff
okay
biff biff and boff are
i'm
assuming it's this one
yeah
okay um
and this is the one that took the damage uh the one on top and what is their weapon
they have no weapons
so
i guess it's just brawl
they
have teeth
uh
they don't have teeth in their inventory
well
neither do i that doesn't mean i don't have them
we
don't know that
let
me see if there's teeth in uh the gear no teeth are not in the gear i know claws are
Nope.
Okay.
Then I will just roll
combat brawl.
I guess.
Check failed.
Those dogs get fucking messed up.
All right.
Oh, no.
Where is this one facing?
I
don't remember.
I guess the droids.
I mean, the clones.
That makes sense.
That's the one that
they shot.
Shot them.
Yeah.
Twin heavy blasters.
All right.
They miss.
Taz.
Well, since the one droid guy was distracted.
Okay.
I'm going to take out my force
If I can stab it
Okay
so the one up and top
No
Oh he's distracted with the dog
Okay so you can have a boost for that
Um
And
you're close so I guess
Just simple would be fine
Well it's going to be engaged
Okay
that
makes sense
So two purple
Oh
two purple
Yeah
you did
Those are two purple
No one's a boost
I
failed
anyway
oh yeah okay sorry yes all right um
then
that brings it to
an enemy slot
oh
see this is confusing
because now I don't know who
I
think it was the other droid
both okay yeah we'll just do the other droid because because it's going to have the clones as
enemy slots and they shouldn't be enemies.
That's why it's confusing.
Maybe I can move them.
Did they move when I changed this to friendly?
No.
Okay.
So the other droid is going to shoot at the dogs, which are close.
So it's going to be one difficulty.
what's
that triumph uh
triumph is going to be a critical on the dogs um but since they are
since they
since
they are minions while that it the critical is a death so um one of the dogs
croaks
oh
no
was
it biff or boff uh i mean that's going to be up to you later
all
right and a clone
because uli you win already
no
not yet
okay
um if you if you want to go now you can go
okay uh i'm going to aim for the droid furthest for me the one that's more further north
okay um
and
i'm gonna do blaster rifle
nothing
changed
sure
yes
Oh.
Failed.
Wow, you guys are
bad
at this.
I gotta give you guys XP, because you guys deserve XP.
For failing so much?
No, for being such good sports.
For being brave.
For being...
No, I mean, you guys have had some success.
For putting up with this bullshit.
All right, Clone Trooper is going to shoot at the further one.
the one that's facing them
and
is successful
and does
12
damage
which obliterates this droid here.
So
one
is dead.
Okay, now I'm going to go back to the other group.
You guys went inside.
I'm running up behind him trying to catch up
Okay
You guys snuck in the back door
And
you guys are going
Into
This area here
I need to bring you in
Kale
Clyde
And
Gorbachev.
Commander Gorbachev.
Kill Gorbachev.
And he's smaller for some reason.
Okay,
so you guys
come inside.
This kind of looks like it's outside, but trust me, you are really inside.
And you see...
Never mind, these were not here.
and
you see a door
um coming
in this door and it looks like a little convenience store now that
you're inside the walls
um to
the
uh
it looks like
it
just got all the markings of a convenience store
is
that where the book's at
Korvac
yeah
in the convenience store
yep
are we buying you a dirty magazine
I'm still not convinced this book isn't a dirty magazine
until you
read
it
you guys walk up to the door
try the door
it
is locked
Oh
my god, not again.
The sign says here, come back
in 15 minutes.
We don't have time for that.
Can I try to pick the lock?
Yes.
That would be a skullduggery check.
It's under skills.
You
can do it.
Do it.
Good to roll.
Yeah.
Wow, he kicked the door down.
We might want to bring this commander guy with us everywhere.
To all the doors.
That's kind of the point.
So how does this, narratively, how does this happen?
How do you pick the door, Nick?
oh
yeah uh sorry not paying attention there um
so
yeah i went up to the uh went up to the door
and uh
just
uh
you
know kicked it in
all
right uh yeah you kicked it but you kicked it in
the
right
in the right spot and the door slides open right in its erogenous zone and the door slides open
and
you guys are now in what is an eerily kind of empty convenience store.
The food, I mean, there's food on the shelves, but they're all dusty.
It looks like they haven't been touched in
a
long time.
Oh, goodness.
So a typical convenience store?
Yes.
Well, yes.
A droid convenience store.
I work in one of those now.
Sorry, not a character
Alright,
so what are we looking for?
A book, right? Is it here on the shelves?
It's in the back room
In
the back room there
Alright
then, to the back room
Hey, I got a flashlight I can use right here
And I pull out my flash stick
I don't think it works like that
There's a droid at the counter
You see in the back corner of the room
There's a door
Which is labeled conveniently
Back room
So we gotta
go distract this droid
You need to get
I mean the droid is in between
You and the door
Alright guys
We gotta
get past this droid
Any ideas?
Clive, why don't you use that gun?
Think about that gun.
You remember how I had that?
Well, I kind of gave it to you.
Remember how you had
it?
Yeah, I kind of gave it to somebody else.
Remember that cute little green girl?
What do you mean kind of gave it to somebody
else?
That green girl, she needed it.
Green girl?
What?
The green girl.
Oh, green girl.
Oh.
I mean, I have a flash stick, and I have this red book.
It's not useful anymore, so now I'm going to use it as a weapon, I think.
Okay.
A flash stick I thought was a cattle prod, but it turns out it's just a
stick
that flashes and stuns them.
I'm
doing much good
here.
I think I can
I can handle this
I
I appreciated the gun that you gave me
so I will
Don't let me look bad in
front of the general
I was helping out a crewmate
Or
perhaps you would like to
borrow
my gun, Clyde, what would you like to do?
Do you have a gun? Do you have an extra one?
I do. I have the other one that was
looted off the
droids, yes. Yeah, I'll borrow it
if you want. I'll go back, I promise.
Why don't you just use it, Kale?
What is with you
guys
from giving away your guns?
We're Jedi. We're monks.
I'm more of a
solve-it-with-the-fist type of thing,
and these droids
can't really punch them that well.
And guns are
so uncivilized.
Have I talked about that before?
Super uncivilized.
Oh my
goodness.
Hello,
you guys there in the corner.
I'm the droid.
Can I help you?
Quick,
someone shoot it.
Wait,
hold on.
Can I help you with something?
We don't get many customers here.
We need to gain
access to the back room.
Do you have ID?
Yeah.
What
do we need ID for?
I can't just let anyone back here.
You need to be over a certain age.
We all have ID.
All right, I'm going to go back to the combat on the other side of the wall for a second.
Okay.
Now, where were we?
Gotta
say, I really appreciate this extra gun I have.
At
least somebody does.
Really adding a lot to this, isn't it?
Yeah.
Two guns are way better than just one or none.
Or a stick with a flashlight.
Token,
this should be friendly.
Let's see.
Okay.
They did.
Now they changed.
All right.
Yes.
All
right, so the top of the initiative, these clones, one of the, well, the clone was up
there, but it doesn't have to be the clone that takes the turn.
Does anybody else want the turn?
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll take another shot.
Okay.
Literally.
All right.
Can't shoot for shit, though.
Oh, that sucked.
All
right.
anybody
you want to who's who's second
i
guess i'll take it
all
right what are you gonna do
um
i
am going to use magnitude
what
is that
what
does it say where it go
um you
gotta click your cheat and then click your force power heal harm so it's
a heal harm
okay so
i would like to harm
the
droid oh it says
live
in target never mind
yeah
it won't work on a droid
it
will not i'm just gonna stab him again for shooting
biff and or boff
okay uh do
it then
i
will
do
it
All
right.
Successful.
Four damage.
Which is probably not even enough to get past their soak.
Let's
say it is.
So that's a no, it wasn't.
It was
not.
Well, no, since it's engaged or melee, do they even have soak?
I think so.
I didn't think soak was for melee
I
think if you had a piercing object
Then it would not be soak
Does it have
pierce?
It does not
It
does
some damage
You
would think it would be pointy
Yeah it turns out
Alright
The
droid is going to
shoot at, I guess, the last thing that shot at it,
which was Taz.
Yeah, that's you.
And
combat with its twin heavy blasters.
Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
That is a lot of damage.
It does 13 damage minus your soak, which is 11,
which brings you up to 12 wounds.
Oh.
That was so much damage.
Yeah.
Ouch.
I really like being scarned at this point.
All right.
Friendly shot from the clones are going to shoot at the last remaining droid.
Combat blaster rifle.
Failed, unfortunately.
This clone will shoot at the droid.
Check succeeded.
Oh.
which
is enough to well
not
quite
it does it takes a lot of damage there's a good shot the droid is still up
we you do have one more
character
in the initiative
And
it kills the droid.
The droid is dead.
One dog is dead.
But one dog is triumphant.
The clones peek up their heads and yell out,
Oi!
And start slowly approaching you.
Because they're
Australian.
Oi!
New Zealand, actually.
Oh, thanks for saving our hides back there.
Yeah, no
problem.
Blood flies out.
How'd you guys even get
caught
back here?
Oh, we're looking for a book.
What a coincidence.
We're looking for a book, too.
Oh, do you know where it is?
No.
What book are you looking for?
yeah
what book are you looking for
i
was just told that i would know it when i saw it and it was uh
really important
and
it was in there
did
a guy tell you this with a with a kind of a big bug-eyed
kind of guy
you
mean commander
govek
yeah yeah
yeah
we
report to him
he's
here
he
just let you
guys sit down here.
I'm sure he
had his ring.
No, he saw you guys getting shot at by those things.
Yeah, no, it's the blood.
It's the blood loss, and Uli's
going to kind of, like, step right on his
chest. A little bit of blood's going to squirt out.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, let's go in
then, I guess.
Yeah.
Taz, you good to go?
No, I'd like to heal myself.
Can you heal yourself?
I don't know, I was just curious.
I don't, yeah, you can.
It would be a medical check.
Yeah, oh yeah, because you have your force powers.
I don't know if that helps.
Yeah, if I use my heal harm.
Does it say
to
heal from an engaged
including user.
You
can try your force powers.
Alright.
I can spend two, right?
To
heal a number of wounds
equal to
intellect.
Which is your lowest.
Your lowest one.
Did you give up part of your intellect for something else?
Let's not bring that up.
Yes, so I healed two.
Yeah.
All right, you healed two.
I need a stimmy.
A stimmy.
All right.
And you guys follow them inside.
Follow each other inside.
the flying gent.
Come on,
Biff and or Boph.
No,
Biff or Boph.
Yeah,
it's not and Boph.
No,
because one of them is dead.
Yes.
Forever.
All right.
You guys follow into the convenience store.
The two clones,
C. Gorvek and Sloot.
Sir.
Gentlemen,
you made it.
yes good to see you
oh
you decided to take this mission on yourself
i knew i would uh need some backup so i appreciate you guys uh
and uh holding their attention so i can get in here
so
yes
sir
they
want the book too um
They're
with me
This
must be one really good book
I bet it's dirty
I'm gonna go up
I'm gonna go up to the droid
And
Provide
Some
My D
Fake IDs that
I have with me
um
okay
yes
I will allow it
um let's see
I'm gonna roll for it
I
guess you know what that would be deception
deception
roll
for fake ID
oh my god he's got three fake IDs
his
wallet comes out and it's just like those
all those like
different
IDs.
It's like he has a wallet with like the little pictures,
but they're all just fake IDs.
Like what planet are we on now?
What planet
is this?
It's an asteroid.
Oh, this is the asteroid planet.
It almost looks like I sell fake IDs.
Maybe you do.
Overspilling with a bunch of different IDs from different,
different random people.
All right.
Oh,
yes.
Yes, of course.
You are over 18 in some jurisdictions.
I'm not sure why you have this ID for a 12-year-old,
but
this
one says 18.
Well, as long as they'll do.
And...
They're going to let us in?
well
the rest of you i mean
are
you their parental guardians on this on this
asteroid the law is yeah you can go in there if you have parental um
concurrence
i mean
clearly
this man's probably our parent
right
commander grovichek
even
though i look older than
we're good to go right
yeah
right
you're
their parent
okay uh
well yeah i mean assuming you're not actually his parent you'll have to
roll a deception
roll
for parent
roll
for parent asking too many questions here
roll
for daddy
deception
daddy
oh
wow
yeah he succeeds
okay he believes you he opens
the door and you guys are
you
guys are free
to
go
through the
lock to door
let
me pull you in here
and
And
you
guys come in and you see some, you walk from,
it looks like you're leaving the building,
going through a bit of outside into a building in the back.
It's glowing with neon.
It looks a bit like this.
Can you see it?
Yep.
It's right on that
back
rack to the right there.
the
jedi text
yeah
right underneath that
or
the forbidden
hook noodles
no in the back
oh
it's in the back
the
forbidden text the forbidden jedi texts
no i'm trying to see what that word under hook or
to
the right of hook is
it's
nonsense
I
think it says
I'm surprised the AA
got everything else
alright
is someone going to go get the book?
yeah
I'm going to go get the book
I'm going to scamper forward because I like books
I'm scampering
oh where is it? commander, commander
where's the book you want? I'll go get it for you
where is it?
slow down, slow down, slow down
you're going too fast, it should be right over there
alright, which one is it?
uh
he points he points to one uh you you pick it up uh you're reading the uh the title uh it says
um echoes of the force
all
right
and
uh you notice it's a little dusty so you blow the dust on it
Oh,
God.
It reveals more of the title.
It's Echoes of the Force, comma, Whispers of the Flesh.
Oh, goodness.
Oh.
Oh, my
God.
That book really was pretty, guys.
You were right.
It was a dirty book.
What kind of book is this again, sir?
Oh, I think you know what kind of book that is.
I open halfway through, and I just get appalled.
just
say the force is strong with that
one
Yeah,
we need you because I think you're the only one who rolled any good rolls today.
We're just going to stick you in the front of everything.
We're just going to, all right, all right.
Yeah.
Battle initiative.
Commander, get up here.
Anything
we got to do, we're pushing him first.
That's what I thought
was going to be like the point.
You guys kept on throwing rocks.
You guys have a commander.
He didn't really command
us too much.
I was trying to be creative.
I don't have anything.
They'd be like, yeah, here they come.
And he's like, I'll give them some dog food.
I'm like, that's dog
food.
I'll just keep feeding them dog food.