episode six echoes of the force whispers of the flesh they didn't need guns or rocks this crew only needed a little dog food maybe biff and were boff a convenient institute clone distraction and sure maybe the experience and op commander gorvik helped a little bit details after all the crew was successful in retrieving the old forbidden text for their new partner in war but it wasn't pretty the group is a little rough around the edges perhaps a little too rough for a veteran like gorvik now off to the little princess
what's the references
that's the ship
that's the
Gorbeck ship
let's see where we left off you guys had just retrieved the the book and it was pornography It turned out to be a dirty book from the next Suden.
I was out by the pornography.
Behind the Flying Gent.
I imagine you guys get the book, sneak out the back, and are heading back along the long road to the Little Princess.
Who has the book?
Me.
Clyde.
Do I know the author's name?
Yeah, you can read the cover of the book.
I don't have a name for the author, so I yield to you.
How about Jedi Master Merrick Twine?
Merrick Twine,
all right.
It's a weird thing for a Jedi Master to do.
Maybe that's why it was only being sold in the back of a gas station.
Maybe not all
Jedis are prudes.
Flying Jenth was the name of the place you were at.
Maybe this has more to it than meets the eye.
Was that a pun?
I can never tell.
No.
Maybe.
Unusual.
Strain.
Okay.
So you guys are walking back, sort of digesting what just happened.
You guys are coming down from an adrenaline high.
You were attacked by dogs.
Then you fed the dogs.
Then you escaped into the gas station and behind the beads to the next Uden.
You guys are on a asteroid.
Let's see.
Do I have, I think I have a picture of the asteroid.
So we had to.
The flying gent.
We
had to break into an enemy-controlled base for a porno reg?
Is that...
I mean, it's erotic fiction.
It might be a little bit more than that.
It's got words and such.
I think that question
was for you, Gorvac.
Yes, Gorvac.
We broke all the way
in here for Nudie Magazine.
What's with this erotic
book that
I'm not going to give back?
Well, yeah, you can keep it.
I've got plenty.
What?
Yeah, well, the whole point of this wasn't really so much for the book.
It was more of a test to see where you guys were at as far as your battle readiness.
And let's just say
it was shocking.
You're really impressed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm more impressed with that literature you have there.
than anything that would happen here.
So let's just say test failed.
But yeah, let's head back to the ship here.
And
this
is the
worst.
I'll mute mine.
Oi, Commander.
Don't forget, you guys had a Australian, maybe New Zealand clone that you did save.
They were
pinned down
by
the robots.
I may remind you, they did save us from the battle droids.
So, you know, bit of a surprise, probably not the best, but they did get it done.
That's
true.
I suppose
you're right.
We definitely need some more, I think, practice, more training.
But, yes, we did.
Team
-building exercises?
Yes.
I have many motivational posters hung around the ship.
I have many more dirty magazines
for you guys to find.
I have
many motivational
posters.
So, Vorbeck, what would you say is maybe
the number one thing we can work on?
I think we need to do some combat training for sure.
Because where we're going next, we're not going to make it with that performance.
Are you suggesting maybe some laser tag or what would you suggest?
I don't know about laser tag.
I think we should head back to the ship.
I have something else in mind here.
all right all right oh you brought the little princess yep okay
do we can we easily get back to the uh out of character can we easily get back to the ship or we do because this is just behind the gas station right yeah
no no you guys were walking back you snuck out the back you conveniently found
a
back door to save us uh i mean you from danger.
So you guys snuck out the back and around through the alley past the dumpster and avoided further combat with things you've already combated.
You know, it's strange.
If we had just done some surveying, it seems like we could have found this very secret and easy accessible entrance.
Instead, we definitely went through the front door.
Wow.
So I think we can add
that to our list of skills to improve upon.
Your perception, perhaps.
some might say our perception
I missed the little princess
yeah she's really quite a ship quite snug I
remember not that long ago you dropped us off in the little princess and then we were pinned behind those rocks being blasted at for a long time
that's a wonderful story
maybe we don't need to tell that story
why was it tragic yes except no you saved us which was really cool
and it only cost us one dog biff and or boss
well it wasn't our dog so oh also
true yeah you're absolutely right what do
I mean, you guys do forget these dogs did try to kill us.
So, I mean, only
one of us forgot.
Andy, are you back?
You look really frozen still.
He's just incredibly still.
That's not what I thought you were going to say.
To ward off predators.
You getting it?
There you go.
I got it.
All right.
Well, yeah, let's just say that Taz is nice and nice and quiet for just this little while.
As you
guys,
you
board the little princess.
everyone
on board.
Clyde,
it sounds
like you're pretty familiar with these magazines.
Do you know the author?
I'm familiar.
Ew.
What? No. I mean, like, I just know the author.
I'm trying to collect all the books.
How many do you have?
Well, as
of one, one, but I've heard about them and they're exciting.
Oh, I wouldn't know this because I was going to say,
do they have any in the library?
erotica
wholesome
yeah the one I have at the library is called uh it's called jedis and dolls so um yeah I'm
trying more and
I heard that this author frequented this area so So now you know my big secret, why I wanted to come out here.
It's for erotica, apparently.
Supposedly.
Allegedly.
But, you know, sexually.
Is this through the book club that you heard about this author?
His one, he had one.
So when I got clocked on the head, I was actually, you know, there was a whole, The reason I was looking at this section of books was because I was about to return.
The librarian is weird.
He likes to color code his books.
So I was returning one book, and there was a red book there.
And that's where I found the red book that was blank.
What color?
So wait, there's a red book in what color section?
The blue book section.
Wow.
Good thing you're not colorblind.
Jedis don't have the Dewey Decimal System.
We believe in color coding everything.
monsters. Well, that's why we don't like a red color.
Just imagine how the Jedi library is just a swath of
like rainbow colors.
Red and also blue, but never mixed. Yeah, never mixed.
No purple section.
Oh, I see. But Jedi Merrick
Twine is a very, mysterious author that I'm trying to get some of his rare books.
Sounds prolific.
And it just so happens that the commander here has very good taste, right?
Yeah, yes you do.
You got any
more leads to these books?
They're probably scattered all around the ship.
You're welcome to help yourself.
Just don't give them back.
I'm going to look at all your stuff.
Yeah, that'd be super.
Well, apparently this author was all over this dead Meridian place, so he left all these books all over.
So, yeah, that's why, you know, that would be my
character's motivation.
Dirty magazines, dude.
Dirty magazines, apparently.
Dirty
magazines.
They're very fixated on these.
They're
actually very, very awkward.
They're actually a lot more rare and valuable than you might think.
Yeah, I
read
them for the articles.
For
the articles, of course, yeah.
Let's get this ship underway here.
Let's stop
talking about porn, for God's sakes.
Yeah, can you drive this thing?
Yep.
Sure thing.
Why don't you
take the
steering wheel?
I can tell you where to go here.
All
right.
Taz, go take a nap.
Taz is
just
staring out the window.
Glass face pressed against the glass.
Wasn't he injured last episode anyway?
So, you know.
Yeah.
Fairly badly.
Yeah,
he was like coughing up blood and shit.
I think
someone kicked him while he was down, too.
So he
probably needs
a nap.
Hopefully they kicked his head.
Oh,
I don't think he has very many brain cells to spare.
All right.
So,
Caleb,
you sit behind the cockpit, or not behind the cockpit, in the cockpit, in the captain's chair.
How do you feel about piloting?
You know, I'll say, you know, with a lot of piloting, you know, you got your ABCs.
Little, you know, different modifications here with this little princess, but I think we can get it off the ground.
And Corvette sounds like you're providing guidance, so it should be good.
No problems, right?
And that would be a good time to roll for to see if there are any problems.
All right.
So there should
be piloting.
Space.
Yeah, this would be space.
This would be space.
Oh, no.
All right.
Yes, you successfully take off into orbit out of the gravitational grasp of the asteroid.
It is a little bit bumpy as you take off and get out of there.
And unfortunately, you woke up Taz as your bumpy takeoff took place.
What the hell?
And he is threatening.
He is fussy.
How you doing there, little buddy?
I'm sore.
Yeah, you had
a big
day.
You had a real beat
back there.
I'm so sore.
What the hell happened?
You may have also suffered some brain damage.
Where's Biff and Boff?
Well, there's good news and bad news in that.
Can I have the bad news first?
There's not a Biff and Boff.
You may choose one.
I don't like how you stressed and.
Well, that's the good news.
There is one.
Oh, God, I hope it's Boff.
I don't know.
Did we bring him on the ship?
We just kind of walked away talking about magazines.
No, you guys brought Biff and Urb off.
So
which one do you want?
Bring me my dog.
I know it's Biff.
Now, Taz, we already got brisket, right, on this flight.
I mean, we're having the talk
now.
Yeah, we've been meeting Dimension.
You know how much
I love animals, but this is
starting to become a
menagerie of animals.
There's two.
There's two, yes.
I mean, squad, I mean, what are we thinking?
I mean, we're good with having all these wild animals?
All?
So
far, both
of your pets have attempted to kill us.
and I'm not sure they're not going to do it again
yeah we know nothing
about that also is there animals allowed on this ship could be a no pets allowed I mean
we brought the one here with us
in my opinion it's too many
but you know you guys do you I'm not really concerned about the animals too much they might come in handy I mean the one did kind of save your ass a minute ago So
that is a good point.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Have you asked Brisket what she or he thinks about Biff and or Both?
Not yet.
I just woke up.
No, that's right.
You've been unconscious this entire time.
I got woke up and you had a talk.
Just maybe something to think about.
If we happen to run across another dangerous animal that wants to kill us, It may not be an option to bring it along.
Okay.
I will take that into thought, but will most likely ignore it.
Oh, there was no thought about it.
You
were this close to crowing.
You were this close to character development.
I'll take that into consideration and ignore it.
I'll consider it
while I ignore it.
All right.
Yeah, you guys get into orbit, and you start, you know, basically cruising.
uh gorvek has given sort of uh you know finger pointing type directions to kale and you guys are um on your way back to skyhold base and with that i would like to dole out some morality points for your last um adventure um how many did i give did i give plus five last time to people?
I don't
know.
I got plus
three.
Plus three. Okay.
So then plus three morality for Uli and Taz for helping the clones.
Okay.
And plus 15 XP to all of you, except for Commander Gorvek.
He has plenty of experience.
He needs less
XP.
Yeah.
Actually, yeah.
Give me more.
Give him back to me.
Okay.
So I'm going to...
I don't think you guys can give yourselves XP.
At least I hope not.
I just did.
Again and again and again.
Oh, wait.
Can
I give some to Kayle?
can you what give some to biff doesn't make any sense the dog no i know i know uh biff or boff no they cannot get experience i i very much recommend you don't give away your your xp
oh no no no no no no give biff or boff 15 of their own no damn
that's not how this works that's not how any of this work.
Clyde, did you give yourself XP?
I didn't give myself XP, no.
Alright, I'm
about to give you XP.
Oh, okay. You have 35 points.
Really?
Yeah, I gave Kale his already.
I just added mine.
Uli, did you add yours?
Yes, I just added some. Okay.
Oh yeah, self-granted.
I don't like that.
It was self-granted for me.
Oh,
yeah, you did and I gave it to you.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's strange.
It might behoove you to take a minute to consider what you would upgrade.
I guess, Matt, you don't know anything about it.
If you go to your main page, you can buy general skills.
There's dollar signs next to things.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, you know what?
I think your sheets are broken.
Uli and Clyde, your sheets are broken.
Because you have career skills
for everything.
But you should not.
What did I do?
For some reason.
I mean, you didn't do anything wrong.
I don't know why it shows.
Well, Kales is fine.
Clyde.
Yeah, you have career skills for everything.
What do you mean career skills?
like the broad and agility stuff?
No.
So to upgrade career skills, it costs less XP than it does for any other skill.
But you're going to have to...
Your career skills come from your career, and for some reason, the sheets in Foundry are broken.
So if you're going to upgrade general skills, let me know and I'll let you know how much XP they cost.
I think I'm going to do it next time if that's all right with you.
I don't
need you to do anything, but it would be advantageous for you to spend some of your XP
now.
Okay, so I just went to increase my ranged light, and it said cost 10 XP.
Is that accurate?
Okay, so range?
Yeah, because I went from 1 to 2.
I'm trying to find...
You
are a
sentinel?
Yes.
I think
when you try to go from 1 to 2, it costs extra.
Yeah.
It does.
I think that sounds right, but I didn't know it.
Like, I'm not sure if that's a career skill then.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So you're sentinel and you want range to light?
Yeah.
To go from one to two.
Nope.
Your career skills are computer, deception, knowledge, skullduggery, and stealth.
Okay.
So that's
right.
Because
it's five every rank you increase.
So to two would be five, right?
speech so that should count right i
think so i don't know how much you had to start
well just the 15 you gave me
okay some of you had some some leftover so
oh yeah no i use that stuff i go crazy
This is all morality.
Oh, you know what?
Did you spend yours already, Andy?
i went to level of perception but it went from it says one to two but my sheet at zero and then it went to one so and it says i purchased two ranks and that was all 15 of my experience
it says one to two your sheet says it says two now but it said before i had zero so you just manually put two in there
no i
hit the purchase thing spent the 15 and it jumped up to two that's but that's correct
okay i
think all right so you you upgraded perception
perception
oh it says one to two not zero to two huh well it could yeah all right well so you may have gotten an extra one
okay
that's okay i'm
still not going to be able to perceive anything
Yeah,
because in order now in order for you to get
your perception higher.
Oh, no,
never mind,
because if you take this to three, then you'll get an extra green die.
Yeah.
OK.
Matt, does it make does it make sense to you looking at it?
Yeah, I spent everything.
Yeah.
OK.
But basically, your dice rolls are going to get better from being upgraded at the yellows.
Yeah.
And Clyde, you want to sit on yours?
No, I'll upgrade my force powers.
Okay, to upgrade force.
Oh, so is that...
Move.
I was going to upgrade...
Okay.
So I was going to
upgrade the
range, and then upgrade to the control hurl, and then upgrade again to the control pull.
Like, that should be 20 right there.
let me let me double check that i think you i think you i'm pretty sure you got that right i'd
go make sure you don't i can't see
the i can't see the bottom of the page can you uh where it says control manipulate i was going to try to get that too but i can't see how much it costs
cost 15 15
Okay.
I didn't, I was trying, I wanted to make sure that you don't need to have extra, you don't have to have a higher force, because you have a force level too, or your force rating.
Okay.
Yeah, I think that's just, I think you just buy that with XP.
Do I just click on the
box and then that's it?
No, you have to hit the dollar sign.
Dollar sign.
The dollar sign will let you buy it, so it'll take out of your XP then.
Dollar dollar bills.
oh
okay yeah that that is right sorry
i kept hitting the button a punch so purchase that then control hurl and then i can't seem to reach the bottom of the page to uh get the last one what is
the last one control
manipulate i was talking about that earlier i can't seem to even when i pull pop out the page it's not like showing me
okay i'm gonna i'll hit purchase i
don't know if that's just something on my end or what but i'm like popping out and it won't come out so
okay
i had the same thing i had to zoom out like at my actual like browser
oh really pop it out
yeah i zoomed out my browser and then popped it out and i was able to see the bottom of mine too
okay
is that all my xp gone oh
you have five left still
okay cool you
don't you can just hang on to that if you want
okay
all right um trying to think I think that's all I wanted to do with that okay um I guess we'll go back to in character and guys are cruising along is there anything that you wanted to talk or discuss about
or i
would like to heal myself
okay somehow
um i guess since this is a military um vehicle you could have access to medical equipment to help you heal Yes, I would like to do that.
Okay.
Let's see.
So you do have some medicine, so you're going to perform medicine on yourself?
Yes.
Okay.
So you would roll, a medicine check can be made to heal someone else's critical injury or wounds with the following difficulty.
A character may attempt to heal themselves, but they must add two purple die.
So let's call it, so it's going to be three difficulty.
Because it's less than
half, right?
What if I give you a hand there and I try to heal you?
I'd have a better chance.
Yeah, so if you heal him, what is your medicine?
Okay, you have four green dyes.
So if you do it, it's going to be just one difficulty.
What do you say there, Taz?
What a
nice guy.
Yeah, go for it.
What do you say?
Say please.
So where do I have to go
here?
I'm always good.
Nice to the general.
The commander.
Yeah.
It's under skills.
and medicine.
The default is two purple.
You have to take that down to one.
Do I go down?
You right-click the
number.
Okay.
All right, let's
do it.
Wow, five successes.
Oh,
nice.
Good as new.
Yeah, he got laid up real bad.
Yeah, it was not fun.
That's what
I
passed out after
seeing the adult book.
It looks like
you're the only one that had...
No, Uli has...
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, that's just your strain.
Yeah, I got a little hurt.
You know, it's a little
stressful, but I'm good.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, actually.
Okay.
I'm going to say that you guys are going to get a good rest in the little princess.
So go ahead and heal your strain.
Come and face the strain.
Okay.
Cool.
You guys are starting to see in the distance, as you're getting closer and closer to Skyhold Base.
You're starting to see it in your window.
You're coming up on it.
Wait, did we bring the clone troopers?
Oh, yeah.
Oh,
yeah, you did.
Good eye.
Crikey.
Yes, but it's a place, Dan.
No.
We didn't?
But you're right there.
No, yes, I'm here.
I'm Australian
or New Zealand.
Space
Australia.
Yes.
It's where we put all our convicts.
so much about this universe i didn't know
yeah
anyway
it was quite amazing to get here without any guidance from general gorbeck i mean he helped me i was pointing
along the way oh
okay i i mean i didn't really hear you i just kind of was doing my own thing was in the zone but we got here pretty much good job
great shots thank god space is so navigable
yeah I mean in this ship it's pretty easy I got you know a monkey can do it no offense I mean a real smart monkey
like a wookie
I definitely didn't
press this autopilot
button right here
let's just say this there's no way I'd let Taz drive I think you can all agree on that I do?
No, no, he's right.
No, I meant just
because you're so hurt and whatnot.
Oh, okay. All right. Yes. Well, I was very considerate.
I appreciate that now.
Oh, yeah. Good. I'm glad.
All right.
Well,
we're just about here, I think.
If you want to set it down over yonder there, Kale,
we'll put her down.
Well, Gorvac, I thought when we stepped on here, you said there was a lot of room for improvement.
Are we going to do that before we land, after we land?
Just keep
trudging along?
He really wants that group training.
It's
motivational.
What if we just say there was a montage, and that's why our XP got
up?
And as you say that, Commander Gorbik puts a hand directly onto the wheel and or yoke.
I'm not exactly sure how it works.
Maybe it's just a stick.
And yanks it immediately to the left.
And you skid, skid, metaphorically skid and change complete directions into a smaller skyhold base that is immediately adjacent to the skyhold base.
It looks like a makeshift dome.
It's kind of like, what would you say?
Like a bunch of frat boys built a building in space.
And he puts you down very roughly onto a platform.
And you guys land and skid right next to this makeshift building.
we're
here what do you mean
what are you here what the hell is that are
you sure you didn't mean to go to the
other
one yeah like this looks like I don't know this looks terrible where have you put us
I just told you it's the Bo Jackson sky hole dome inside we will be doing some training What kind of training do you have?
We're from
What?
Who are you?
We're
Jedi
We did some training
It's
called an academy
Have you heard of it?
No I didn't Never heard of it no
I didn't graduate
Oh neither did I
Really?
No I didn't graduate either Oh, shit.
Oh, we really showed our asses.
All right, you
got it.
They put me in the library for
a reason, to keep me out of the way.
Kale, did you attend the Academy?
Nope,
just here for work.
None of
us
graduated at the Academy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, we probably do need training.
You're right.
We're Jedi rejects.
Thank you.
Jedi reject.
New band name, I call
it.
Okay.
Fruit farms.
Oh, man, that was...
I had a bad feeling about this.
It's a big dome.
Yeah, go on.
Get in there.
Go on.
Get in the Bo Jackson
skyhold dome.
Taz walks
in tentatively.
How is this thing out
here?
Uli follows.
Yeah, I'm going.
thing outside a lockport.
Of course.
That gives you a nice picture of what this place looks like in my head.
Yeah.
Exactly. If it were made out of tarps instead
of
dome.
I'm pretty sure it is made of tarps.
Space tarp.
Dirty space tarps.
You guys are starting to walk in a little bit tentatively.
you look up into the top center of the BoJackson Skyhole Dome, and whooshing up on a turbo lift is Commander Gorvac.
He's sitting at a perch in a sort of observation deck that looks down into the BoJackson Skyhole Dome.
Hell yeah.
All right, what are we doing?
Let the games begin.
Let's get
it on.
What is going
on?
You just threw us in this room and said, let's get it on.
Are we fighting each other?
I take out my, what do I have?
My floor spike.
okay
i'm just holding on to it i'm just looking around uh anybody
else uh
yeah i'm gonna pull up my uh blaster rifle
okay that
i stole
okay we got uh blaster rifle blaster rifle uh pike and book great does anyone would anyone like to perceive around you.
Yes, I
will.
With your new perception.
My brand new found perception.
Too difficulty?
Yeah.
Well, that's not good.
I perceive nothing with
my brand new perception.
Okay.
You were sort of walking around, looking up and down, looking around, trying to find anything, any sort of clue of what's supposed to come next.
And as a threat, you trip over some rocks.
You guys are looking around.
There's just kind of rocks scattered everywhere.
There's so many rocks.
Yeah, they're pretty big.
They're about the size of a foot.
Clyde, Clyde, Clyde.
Yes?
You want another gun?
You want a gun?
I mean, there's plenty of rocks I can lift.
so no alright
I'll take a gun
I'm gonna pass Clyde and this is just me borrowing you don't get to take this forever I'm gonna hand in my model C fiber pistol so I'm not sure how to give that to
I think you might be just drag and drop if you pull up both your sheets
oh you can't pull off the other person's sheets you can pull
off
their sheets too pull up their sheets
oh yeah yeah
um drag and drop it i'm not good
okay i might have to do it then and the model c fiber pistol yeah that's
the one i bought at the space pasties it's not very good but you can have it it's better than a book
i'll take a gas station gun
oh yeah i uh i unholster it and i just popped it at him
thanks i hide it in my
robe somewhere just don't get panini on it I think I'm all out the gun jams because of panini
gun shoots a panini
uh can I can I take a look around and proceed yeah someone's gotta see something eventually
watch out there's rocks
fail advantages
can i not trip over the rock you don't trip over
the rocks but as you're not tripping over the rocks you also notice the rocks
okay there
are rocks i think there's rocks in here i've
established that there are rocks
i've tried to warn you they're everywhere they're about the size of a foot
they're about the size of a foot yes a foot cubed a
chish foot
just foot human foot
similar size
foot
All right.
I'm just going to keep walking around then.
All right.
Kale, any ideas?
Can I roll for vigilance?
Yes, you may.
But in service of what?
Commander, just tell us what you want.
I think there might be...
my sense is that they are going to something's going to come out of these doors over here
I
want to get prepared for whatever comes out of the doors
what
if the rocks are the enemy?
they hurt me
again
I tripped over it
yes, yes
check failed
You're not actually prepared.
You don't see shit.
You're not prepared for shit.
But you do know there are rocks.
Commander Gorvik, would you like to give him any
advice or
guidance?
Are we supposed to fight each other?
Let's get into that point.
No, I don't think we should fight each other.
Do you want
to roll?
I will say.
Oh,
no.
What were you saying?
I was just testing you to see what you would do in the situation here.
It was
very good.
You passed, right?
There were some good things.
It's the teamwork.
You know, Uli gave old Clyde over there a pistol, which was good.
Cale tried to, you know, check out a door.
It was coming through.
Tried to be perceptive.
You did fail on a lot of these things, but you did try and work for the team.
So we
passed?
That's better than what we've had.
Well, it was better.
All I had to do was accept a gun?
It was better than moving rocks.
I can still do that.
Gorbeck then
pushes a button, and you see slots above the door that open.
They're round slots.
They're about a foot cubed.
there are a wrong slot that's a foot cubed yes I don't even know how to picture that it's a
foot square I'm sorry
that's both
in and out of character
are they like they're above the door so they're not
like
reaching like you can't just like grab on
no
You may try to throw a rock
through.
What is that?
Athletics?
Sure.
Yes.
Okay.
You throw a rock through the hole.
You wind up and throw.
It slides into the slot.
The slot closes and a green light goes above it.
So there are two more slots.
Hey, I think we're supposed to throw rocks in there, guys.
In the swaps?
Yeah.
See, I just did it, and now it's green.
Green means good.
Is
that true?
That's
true even
in space.
Okay, I'm going to try and throw a rock in there.
I'm going to throw athletics.
Yeah.
succeeded he threw it through the slot this lot closes green light i'm gonna force
Oh yeah, do it with the force.
Why didn't you think of that?
Ah, because I can only manipulate people.
I can only heal people.
Man, we picked bad force powers.
I can all
work
things with my mind.
What a coincidence.
Okay.
So, roll white dice.
It's going to be one white dice.
Okay.
Alright.
Anything else?
um use your little mind powers yes that's right nothing else just the white dice
just one white dice
yeah
okay
okay uh you can spend two um two white dice on your your force sheet i guess it doesn t doesn't really matter because move User may spend white to move one object of silhouette zero that is within short range up to his maximum range.
The default
maximum
range is short range.
Spend white to increase power range by number of range bands equal to range upgrades purchased.
I would say it's within short range.
You do have enough force to move this rock where you want.
Fantastic.
Clyde, do you want to move my rock up there too?
Let's see how well this one goes
Alright
I haven't moved any rocks in a long time Last
time I did I hit
it
How does it go?
I am like moving it with my mind It's kind of slow And I kind of just like 1, 2, 3 And the rock is just floating there in the midair And all of a sudden I just like And it goes up Just up Yeah but it's like In an arc and it gets in the box.
Oh.
It goes into the slot.
Yeah, it goes into the slot.
I succeeded, right?
I mean, yeah.
Green light.
We got many green lights.
How many green lights are there?
How many lights are there?
There's four lights.
There was only
three.
Oh.
Three out of three.
But you
can still move
Kale's rock.
But we don't have a spot
to put it into.
I just wanted to see you do it again.
All right.
Can I roll again?
Okay.
One
more roll.
Roll it again.
Because you could have done it up to three times, but you only did it once.
Okay.
How do I do it?
Oh, just because of the move for that turn, you mean?
No.
I mean because
everyone else threw their rocks.
Oh.
Yes, you have one.
You can move it.
All right.
I'm just getting cocky now.
I'm like, well,
I'm going to do it again.
And I just lift it up and throw it.
Wow, I'm pretty good at this.
Into the slot.
But all the slots are closed.
Oh, well, it went into one of the closed slots then.
And it just banged off the wall.
Sorry, I got a little carried away.
I didn't realize I had that much power.
My ability to move rocks.
that was impressive yeah
that was pretty cool it's like yeah
i mean yeah
now
the slot
was already closed though there was no yeah yeah
it made a pretty good
i
mean i got it i mean if it was open i would have gone right in
you're not wrong i
just want to make sure gorvak can see that we're more than capable of handling this stuff right more than capable of throwing rocks.
We got that.
We give 110%.
Rocked out.
We're ready for our next rock throwing mission.
We rocked it.
I wanted to let him know that my first instinct is to throw a rock.
We're ready.
Yeah, back
with
the rock.
All right,
though.
All right,
let's take a break there.
All right.
And then, oh, Gorbeck, you're up here.
up in the observation deck it's alright we can't
even see him
but he can see you don't you worry
that's what worries
me the most
like a pervert
he goes to I don't know how you guys would see this but maybe you sense it he pushes another button and or lever and the door slides open and it's just a very bright light when you first open it.
You have an opportunity to do something before something else happens.
I like to run into the light.
Okay.
Anybody else?
I'm going to maybe there's nothing really to take cover around but I'm definitely going to try to avoid being in the direct center of the doorway.
So I'm trying to get to the side.
You know what I mean?
Let's put some stuff in here
for you guys to hide behind if you'd like.
Let's say that there are some athletic boxes in here.
Just various cubes of athletic size and shape.
Okay, I'm going to take...
Training cubes.
Yes, athletic blocks.
I'd like to take a cover behind...
In all gyms.
behind one of the closest to
me athletic
teams.
What the
hell is a guy?
Okay.
All right.
And let's see.
We all run for cover.
We all run for cover,
except for Taz.
Taz.
Oh, you guys are double-sized.
I guess I should probably make these guys double-sized.
too.
Alright.
Um, yeah, you run into what feels like a brick wall.
Um, Uli? Not Uli, I'm sorry.
Uh, Taz? Um, and you fall, you fall backwards.
onto the ground, and on top of you and apprehending you are three clone troopers.
So now two clone troopers have you apprehended, and there's one other clone trooper enters the room, and they're just kind of standing there, not doing anything yet.
Guys, there's troopers.
yeah we just rescued them
we just rescued some of them
yeah but they were behind the door
yeah that's why you don't run into open doors that you can't see through
i wanted to leave this room i thought i'd pass the test uh
uli's gonna like peek over is the athletic cube big enough that she can like like peek over it or is it too tall either way
she's Yeah, you can peek over it.
It probably comes up to your shoulder.
Okay, so she's just going to peek up enough where her eyes can get above the thing.
Are you guys part of the training?
Yes.
Okay.
And this is what they look like.
Okay, perfect.
I think my pistol can go to stunts, but these guys are definitely training clones.
Hey, Tiger.
can you spread the stormtroopers out a little bit
so I can click on my character no I need to know what to do yo because you're just going to move around no I'm not
they caught me fair and
square they sure did and now this has become a rescue mission
yes it has I'm going to
wrestle with
one of them to escape.
I'm going to give them an athletic cube too.
Okay.
I guess we can roll initiative then.
Let's add
everyone.
Yeah.
I'll add everyone to combat.
And if you go to the combat tab, it's the swords.
Um, you can roll for your initiative
and it
will be vigilant vigilance.
So one of you upgraded your vigilance.
Hopefully that comes in, uh, comes in handy.
How much dice?
In the...
They beat a triumph?
In the combat encounters tab, it's the sword one, you'll have a dice next to your name.
Sorry.
It's okay.
There you go.
Ah, it's pretty good.
Not really.
He's almost last.
No, I meant like the placement, though.
I mean, it's like a good spread.
Okay.
god that note great
music
yeah okay um all right who's first i guess oh i guess it's a oh i have to all right it's one of the clone troopers all right the clone trooper is going to wrestle with Taz.
So I guess that would be a brawl.
Successful.
Two successes.
Does that get through your soak?
My soak is two.
All right.
So no, it does not.
No, it does not Okay Next will be a Friendly slot
Oh, I definitely want to fight to get away from him
Okay, so you want to do another brawl?
Yeah Wait, are you guys letting Are you going to let
Taz take the first one?
Yeah, no, Taz ran head first into it I say let him get the first Punch in
We're all safe behind
our athletics
queue I don't want you guys to shoot at him and miss And hit me
Oh, that wouldn't happen. You see what I did with the rock?
Did you see what I did with the rock and look at the position I'm in?
You ran out of the door.
Can I give Gorvac a recommendation?
Gorvac, you were somewhat mystified by the magic.
So the apparent magic that, you know, that Clyde used to move the rocks through the slot, that perfectly designed puzzle.
You maybe suggest that they use their magic powers, maybe on something other than rocks.
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Yeah, why don't you guys use your little mind games to throw something at these dudes?
We could
still have Taz.
I'm going to use Magnitude.
Alright, I'm going to have to see what this is.
Harm, obviously.
Harm is a dark side, right?
Oh no, you can use Harm.
It's either or.
It does say white or black.
All right.
Magnitude.
Well, you can't use...
You need to force...
So roll your white die.
If you got two white ones to spend, you can use them on magnitude.
Okay.
You have...
That was a really bad roll.
I was
just going to
bounce.
All right.
Spend white to affect one, or no, to inflict a number of wounds equal to intellect on an engaged living target.
The user gains one conflict.
Okay.
Are you going to use that?
So since I have two things of magnitude.
You can't use magnitude.
Because you need to have rolled.
So
I just use the harm.
Correct.
Well, good thing my intelligence is one.
Yes, because it couldn't be zero.
I guess I will inflict one point of harm.
Okay.
But it ignores the wounds.
It
ignores something.
I'm sorry, yes.
That's what I was trying to say.
And okay, you do one damage to, I selected this one because this is the one that attacked you.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, next turn.
Claim the slot.
All right.
Next one is
enemy.
The one on the left is going to take a brawl at you.
Enemy?
Yeah.
Okay.
Actually, do you want to describe narratively how you harm the person using your mind?
Using my mind?
Well, I mean, you use the force.
I think what I do is I just tighten up these straps on the pillows just a little too tight.
So it cuts off a little bit of circulation.
Okay.
Two.
Yeah, he bangs on you.
does not does not penetrate your armored jump work jumpsuit armored work jumpsuit yeah all right friendly slot i don't know let's what is i don't got i think don't forget kale i mean i don't know how you would use it but you do have sense.
I'm going to use my force power, which is influence.
I'm going to try and make these guys, so if I you try to make them feel anything like fear or like anxiety, that's a dark side point.
So instead, I'm going to make them feel like incredibly friendly, like overly so.
Like they're going to
forget their
hostility.
But I totally forgot how to roll for force powers, so I'm not
Okay, in the chat, there's a little dice next to where you would type.
Like, it's right
above, it looks like.
Oh, and then force.
If you click on that, and then force, yeah.
And then
no difficulty, it will be one force since you are force level one.
Yeah.
Like everyone else.
Oh!
No, that is black
die.
I don't think...
I don't think you can spend black die.
Let me see.
*Dogs
*
Okay.
A force-sensitive character who wishes to use one or more black die to provide points for her power must flip one destiny point from light to dark.
Oh.
I don't necessarily want to use the dark side, but if that's what we're doing, I will go ahead and flip this.
All right.
So if I flip it, though, they're not going to be friendly.
I can give them a different feeling.
All right.
So you flipped, you went the wrong way though, I think, right?
Ah.
Yes.
Right?
I used one dark side or one light.
No, you used a light side.
Yeah.
Therefore giving, yeah,
more dark side.
Okay.
He then suffers.
Oh, if there are no light.
Okay.
Yeah, that's something different.
Okay.
So yeah, now you can spend a white side, or I mean, you can use your force power to make them friendly.
yeah
the idea is
like not to hurt them but uh to make them overly friendly almost to the point of like forgetting themselves and where they are you know trying to make them
uh less
aware of their surroundings
i think you can only work on one at a time though right yeah
probably i'm pretty low level uh so i'm gonna
do the one that
hasn't been attacking uh taz i'm assuming he's doing something else okay
um all right yeah you sort of see you saw him in an attack posture before he starts kind of looking around and just looks kind of
i'm aggressively waving over the agility hi
and he waves back to you all
right this guy's distracted anyone can jump in now
Alright, so that was Uli That was me And next is a friendly slot
What's in the area?
Basically what I should be asking What can I throw?
Rocks And You can move, but maybe not Throw athletic cubes Can I pull
the pillow off of them?
Yes Yeah, one at a time.
Yeah, and to kind of distract them, get them.
Whoever is closest to Taz, I'll just pull the pillow, and so it
pulls him.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
So one force, right?
And
then...
Yeah.
Bingo.
Great.
So it's this one, right?
I'm sorry, I have
like three things
up.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, you start pulling the pillow.
He's getting further from Taz and closer to you.
Oh, wait.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think that makes it Kales because you're the last friendly.
Yeah,
and I
sense,
I guess would be like sensing their, I guess, experience or aptitude.
Select one of, just I guess maybe their, if they are experienced.
Is that something I could sense?
Yeah.
Roll your force die.
Okay.
um so yes to be clear maybe i
was targeting the the left one uh just will
okay purposes
because i think i can only target one person
okay so in order to do that in order to use that black die on your force power you would have to to flip one of these light side points to a dark side point um just as a very quick explanation of what the light side and dark side points are, because I don't think we used them before.
They're basically like random, like good luck things that happen.
So like if you wanted to spend, instead of like something like this, a light side point might be like, oh, I don't know.
We did use it once before.
Did we?
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you remember the scenario?
Just to explain it as an example.
I succeeded in a role, But Andy rolled
a light side point so that his dome came down and I was trying to hit the Wampa with my stick.
Okay.
And because of that, I
got bit
by the Wampa.
I
tried to heal you.
I thought he was doing the force, not spending
a light side point.
I did. I used a force protection.
Yeah, but
he used a light side point to do it, I think.
Okay.
But
anyway,
it's like it's like a huge luck, you know, like,
yeah,
yeah.
Like dumb luck, dumb good luck.
Like sometimes Tiger will use it just to fuck us over.
Right.
When
he's real mad
at us.
When God gets mad.
So are you so I'm assuming we're going to spend that point so that you can use the sense.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, you sense.
So you climb into their brains a little bit.
And they're not quite, you can, let me read the sense.
To sense
the current emotional state of a living target with him whom he is engaged.
Okay.
Yeah, you sense, they're kind of scared.
They don't know why they're here.
But they know that they needed to put these pillows on, which is weird because they're already wearing armor, which probably means those pillows are not for protecting them from blaster fire.
oh i guess that's the end of your turn yeah
i don't know yeah like normally i'd say between combat like can you like interact or is it kind of just like combat
yeah in
fact um
during your turn you can do like an action which is what you did the force action but you can also move or do things like take things out of your pocket communicate things like that um you get two maneuvers and one action i think
That sounds right.
Yeah.
Okay.
No one used to maneuver this turnaround, but you can.
I get maybe a little bit closer on the other side of the athletic cube.
Okay.
Lining up maybe an attack later.
You know what would be really good in this fight?
For a skit.
Okay.
Yeah Interesting Yeah Funny you mention that Because at that moment You see something coming out You suddenly see that bright light dim a little bit Behind where you are, Taz And coming, walking in is Ah, shit Let's make this bigger Oh, this is not what I wanted.
It's brisket!
Much bigger.
Oh, I picked the wrong one,
that's why.
Brisket, you've grown!
Brisket digivolved.
We were only gone for, like, an hour.
I didn't know Wampus grew so fast
whoop be right back
why doesn't it change no for some
reason it's not changing what they look like
oh there we go well anyway yeah you see something that looked like what was brisket uh but it now looks like this
holy shit brisket yeah
he comes he comes charging in um you recognize it as brisket but it looks like he's super aggressive or he wasn't before um he's wearing this sort of harness that looks uh that's new that he wasn't wearing before and he is super aggressive he comes in
And he is roaring at you.
Oh, no.
Taz, you want to take care of that?
A little busy tied up over here.
But after that, yes.
It's your responsibility.
I will fix it.
I'll try anyway.
Okay, I'm going to the next round.
Everyone, you start seeing that the clone troopers are a little bit panicked.
I bet I am too.
The werewolf?
The
werewampa?
Yeah.
And claiming the first initiative spot is Brisket.
Brisket, let's see.
Let's have him roll.
a hip attack
task for once.
I have established
Brisket is a female.
Okay, let's have her
roll.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, no.
There's so many.
Yeah.
Yeah, check succeeded.
Brisket takes a huge swipe at the first thing that she sees. It is this clone trooper here.
and knocks it clear across the room.
We're continuing
to loosen those pillows.
Yeah, he should be safe.
Thankfully.
By the force, he just threw him across the room.
Jesus Christ, brisket!
Bad!
Wampa!
Yeah, it looks like those modifications into your little brisket animal are working out pretty well.
Modifications?
Did you drug him?
Is this steroids?
Perfect.
Yeah.
After the steroids.
Did you get water after midnight?
We are in the Bo Jackson skydome.
So while
we've been here throwing rocks,
while we've been here throwing rocks, brisket's been getting the real treatment.
Yeah, while you were in
here throwing rocks, brisket would be genetically Modified, you could say.
I don't like that
at all.
Well,
that's what you get for leaving your animal alone.
We told you, you had to keep an eye on him.
She was your
responsibility.
I thought you agreed with me on the way here that these animals could help us.
Yeah,
not in this way.
We're enemies now.
What are you talking about?
This thing's sweet.
Now it's kind of
valid.
Good thing you gave it a pillow.
Why didn't you genetically modify one of those?
It's a clone for damn sake.
We found this wampa in the vents.
I was
worried about you
getting hurt.
So where's my pillow?
anyway can i stab this this uh what the art not armor but that thing you described she has on
yeah uh go ahead and um roll
but um
instead of two purple make it one red one purple and yeah, so you're going to use your pike.
Yeah.
I don't think it's even.
That's not...
Oh, got it.
Montage.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, you do some damage to the pack on its back.
I think it's
just the pack I don't think it's It's actually inside of it I think it's this pack
They are genetic modifications But Yes it may be the pack
What's the
big idea
Set your guns to stun
Don't shoot it The clone, so I guess it's an enemy slot here.
The next enemy slot.
Yeah, they use their two maneuvers and their extra action to run further away.
The escape card.
Yes.
Which is something you owe.
Oh, I guess
there's only one of them.
You owe it like a trooper.
Yeah, that's always something you can do.
What?
Run away.
Running away is always something you can do.
I've never even thought about it.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm trying to remind you.
There's a lot of lessons in this training montage.
No, the last time I tried to run away.
The first one was give up and run.
I tried to run away, and I got tackled by two clone troopers.
You ran to the first opening
door.
I guess maybe the first lesson.
It was like a dog expecting
its master to get home.
You ran to the door like,
I'm not getting out of here.
I wanted Biff or Bob.
All right.
Friendly slot.
Who wants it?
Bridget, we can't hear you.
Yeah, we lost you.
You're muted.
Oh, it is buzzing.
But no, we cannot hear you.
When you muted it, that's what that buzzing was.
It was you.
he's pissed I can take it alright, Kale
I maneuver back behind the athletic cube and I kind of make a motion over to Uli and Clyde because it's so loud From the roars from brisket.
I'm kind of just like.
I'm hiding.
I'm not coming out.
Believe me.
I'm like, be quiet.
So I can't see it.
Well, I mean, Taz can't see it.
But Clyde and Uli, you should be able to see him making motions at you.
I think he's saying he's going to die.
You're still, I can't hear you, Bridget.
Actually kind of works in this scenario because I really can't hear her.
Yeah.
She's taking a nap.
She passed out.
It's a weird
time to take a nap.
She faded.
It's a lot of pressure going on.
So you can make
those
motions to them.
Yeah.
But then I kind of maybe peek behind, Peek out from behind the athletic cube and try to take a shot at Briskit.
Behind the athletic
cube and try
to take a shot at Briskit.
I hit myself.
Me too.
Uh,
all right.
Oh, it must be Bridget.
Just went on mute.
Okay.
I'm going to do a
ranged heavy.
Okay.
Um, it won't be heavy.
Well, is that your gun is a...
Yeah, it's a heavy.
Okay.
Um, do you have it on stun?
No.
Okay, you're shooting to kill.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
And a triumph.
How would you like to spend your triumph?
I maybe knock off one of the many...
one of the, I guess, the belt, shoot off the belt, I guess.
All right, so yeah, you were able when you shot at it, you were shooting To Kill, but by a triumphant accident, you're hitting the modification equipment, which takes further damage.
All right.
I think we have another friendly slot.
Did we get Uli back?
I don't know. Can you guys hear me?
Yeah, unfortunately, we can't.
I mean, fortunately.
Oh, wow.
I'm
going to shoot brisket.
Do you have stun-off?
Yes.
I was about to say, this is going to be a Taz villain origin story.
You're going to have
to shoot.
You have to shoot brisket and Taz.
Yeah, no, just regular difficulty.
Yes.
All right.
Wait,
did you
roll the knife?
Oh,
shit.
Sorry, that's the wrong one.
That's the blade breaker.
Let me try that again.
I do not want to get close enough to stab the wampa.
Let's
try that again.
Did you give the extra gun to
Clyde?
I had two.
Okay, sorry.
The Blade Breaker
is
actually...
You gave him
the shitty gun.
Yeah,
I gave him the shitty gun.
Oh, and I missed.
All right, well...
You should have stabbed it.
Should have stabbed it.
I'm not getting close enough to the Wampa to stab it.
I am.
Clyde.
Do they have
a sun setting on the knife?
So that...
I don't think so.
Well, there you go.
So that mechanism that's on it, is that where we're all trying to shoot
at?
Yes.
Well, that's what, yeah, so far.
Can I force pull it?
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to force
pull that thing.
Wait, you have force pull?
Yeah.
Is that something
that you
just upgraded to?
Indeed.
All right.
Oh, yeah, control pull.
Control pull.
Uh-oh.
All right.
Well, you do have one light side.
Oh, actually, I was supposed to spend a dark side point when I brought brisket out.
So you have two light side points.
All right.
So I just use the one light side point to move or to pull?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well,
we'll pull.
All right.
So you pull his belt off.
His wampa pants fall down.
He's wearing
hard boxers.
All right.
Yeah.
You pull it off.
I'm going to consider that like further damage on it.
It's really embarrassed.
Just embarrassed.
You know, that's it.
Yeah, you're scaring Brisket.
So he's showing a little bit of weakness.
But she is showing a little bit of weakness.
And is slowing down a little bit, but is still charged up.
Sharked up, you might say.
Oh, she's so sharked up.
Now, I'm going to take this...
This guy here.
And he's going to run here in the middle of the athletic cubes.
And right by Clyde.
But it is only moving.
Not
a tag.
I'm sorry, Cale.
I don't know why...
We've got three Ks, and
I get them all confused.
Oh, and this one is, this is one of those wonderful sleeping clone troopers.
And by sleeping, I mean incapacitated.
All right.
Brisket moves again.
Brisket is going to take a, it's going to attempt to brawl.
Move on, well, I guess it would be maybe athletics.
He goes down to grab Taz So I'm gonna Call
that athletics instead
No No You do that outside
He's gonna eat you
He does not Pick you up But he does Were you already On your back? I forgot what the last thing you did was Oh you hit it with the pipe Yeah.
Okay, so he knocks you down.
She knocks you down.
Oh.
So it's going to be a setback
on your next roll.
Friendly slot.
Well, actually, and she would, I guess that would be two.
And she would take a strain to jump up on top of this athletic box.
Oh, no.
Now she's taller.
Now she's taller and angrier.
oh my who wants to take it
friendly slot
I can
take it
I'll try shooting brisket again with a thumb on
okay and you get a bonus because she's easier to get to since she's standing on a box
is that one boost yep
boost
need boost
need boost nice all right um so you you hit it with the stun it's starting to be a little bit phased um It's still up, a little bit less angry, a little bit more groggy, but is still on its feet.
Her feet.
Okay.
Oh, enemy slot.
I guess brisket already went.
I guess I'm just going to have these.
I'm just going to keep moving these clone troopers closer to you.
They're not attacking you, but they're just hiding behind the box.
This is our hiding spot.
Friendly spot or friendly slot.
I'm going to flash
stick the wampa.
Okay.
Right in this frigging snobs.
succeeded oh um you hit you hit the flash stick um and now everyone is blinded everyone yes not me i'm behind the box on the ground you are knocked over yeah
so i don't get Do I get blinded?
Yeah, you're all blinded Oops I think that's how it works Yeah, it's a flash stick Well, yeah, but I thought since there's a box in the way I wouldn't get the light, you know, shadows
Nope This is one of those special flash sticks Oh, it's a drawl
flash stick
Yeah, yeah
Ah, you gotta warn people when you're gonna do that
I'm sorry, I didn't think that's how it worked.
Is Clyde even blind?
Clyde, were your eyes open when you set off the flash stick?
I always keep my eyes closed when I do anything.
Okay,
so no.
I just shoot blindly.
It's a very scary world up there.
I gotta close off, alright?
Your eyes are close the entire time.
All right.
Next slot.
Friendly.
Well, then I'd like to jump up on the box and hunt to briskets back.
How might you do?
Well, I guess it would be a setback because you're blinded.
Yeah.
So I do athletics to get on this athletics cube.
Okay.
and a setback
yes
all right okay
um yeah you kind of feel around well i guess you can tell it yeah
i feel around i i get up and i feel the box and i just keep feeling but then i feel something fuzzy I was like, all right, that's where brisket's at.
So I jump up on the box and then onto her back.
I'm sure she
wouldn't mind that at all.
She's blinded.
Okay, so you jump onto brisket.
Yes.
Okay.
Great.
Excellent.
And I get an action, right?
That was your action.
I thought those were maneuvers.
Anything you have to roll for is an action.
I'm on the back
Okay Friendly slot Dale, you're the last one
I hold for my gun Seeing that Taz has now Put himself in the line of fire And I am blind as a bat I guess I can't maybe see that But I guess can I roll a sense to understand where I'm at in
all this?
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Do you want to spend the dark side or the light side point?
What happens if
I don't?
Nothing.
You just don't.
You won't succeed your role.
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
Let's
not do that.
Okay.
I'm just kind of aimlessly kind of staggering around saying Clyde.
Okay.
Dude, kind of watch out there, bud.
What?
Yeah, for some reason, Clyde is deaf.
Everyone is blind, but Clyde is deaf.
There's Wampa screaming all over.
It's true.
Stormtroopers with pillows being thrown.
Okay.
The...
Well, I guess...
Yeah, these two clone troopers are just going to hide because now they are blind on top of being very scared.
So that takes us to the top of the next one, which is Brisket.
Brisket, now blind and covered in Taz, is going to just thrash wildly.
So it's not really attacking as much as just trying to get this weird feeling off of its bag.
so oh no I rolled for Taz oh I was like oh I'm not going to throw one so let's delete that
montage fucking
montage succeeded okay that would throw Taz off of him
Oh, I don't get to like...
Hold on.
You can take...
So how many...
I've got three advantages, so roll...
This is just random off the top of my head.
Roll, what do you think that would be, athletics?
Yeah.
Roll athletics against three difficulty because of the advantages.
Oh, it was almost a triumph.
Okay,
succeeded. You're still on.
Yeah!
Okay.
Now it's friendly here.
You guys mind if I take it?
I think you have the right. It's your Wampa.
Get your animal under control.
You're back
packing the Wampa.
I'd just like to try to find all the components to this.
backpack thing that she's wearing to try to just
tear it off.
Okay.
You're going to need to roll for that.
I don't know what yet.
Make me an offer.
I will let you find it and disable it in the same roll.
All right.
I'm going to try to proceed.
Okay.
So let's do, I think, just do an average.
So just the two people.
okay um you you successfully find it you tear off the genetic modifications um you can see it just sort of um um lose energy um it sort of sort of comes back to earth and slows down and is much more manageable.
Then I pull out some food from my pocket and shove it in her mouth.
I guess that would be a maneuver.
All right.
So you give her some dog food.
Space dog food.
clones still hiding friendly slot does anybody want to help him help Taz apprehend help him feed his dog
use the stun setting
yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna save that spot if everyone's okay with that I'm gonna use my influence power again and I'm gonna strain myself because god damn it do my eyes hurt and I'm a little pissed so i'm gonna
strain myself and
i'm gonna try uh to uh convince uh like have to pacify brisket like not just polymer but like completely almost like not for out
this is from your influence
this is my influence so
pacify i guess it's more just give her a
sense of pacify let me uh
okay
uh and i'm gonna take if i take one strain that increases Right?
Okay, sure.
One force, one boost.
Take that.
Well, that's not going to help.
Nope.
That boost doesn't do anything.
So, no, that's not really how the dice would work for the force, so I probably should have said that beforehand.
Okay.
Yeah.
If you use the dark side, you guys have conflict coming to you for doing that.
I don't really know how conflict works.
If I just use, instead of trying to be nice, can I just use the dark side point and try to do something like fear?
Do I still have to take a dark side point, or do I just get the negative impact of using the dark side?
So you can use the light side point, but for what?
So with influence, I'm just taking a look at it.
You can
use
either a dark or a
light side roll.
like if i get a dark side point like roll right yeah
okay
like
i don't think that takes away you can you
can do that you can do that and
like i understand that'll be more of an effect just on me not taking away the dark side point yeah you would be you
would take a you would take a strain for that i think
okay uh and
you you still Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll go ahead and take
the strain.
I got to clear this up.
Okay.
I'll take the strain.
Instead of trying to pacify her, I'm going to just like try to make her as fearful and as like scared as possible.
Maybe make her more aware of the surroundings that like you're also in a place where people screaming and yelling and
it's not a gentle pacification.
It's more pacifying out of fear.
Okay.
Yeah.
That sounds good.
Yeah.
That happens.
You're tired
of these fucking wampas On these fucking athletic shoes Alright cool
Okay
Okay Okay Would you have A Friendly slot You could not have gone twice
what no i didn't i
know i think i did it oh okay oh okay who want does anybody else i mean i can't go
twice no
you can't go twice gail i think it's
taylor clyde yeah um
I guess you could do some
wrangling of some type yeah
I was gonna say do some type of wrangling um I guess would that be pointed like melee as like an attack or would be more of a um xenology I
think you do see xenology it's just if you do a xenology whatever your action is is on behalf of you having knowledge of so I guess it would be how to approach them and calm them down and things like that.
Once it's in this past, more pacified and more natural state.
Okay.
Kind of like, uh, what, like Chris in, uh, what is it?
Jurassic park?
Where
he does the secret poem.
Yeah.
Yes.
So stop.
So yeah.
So I,
I walk up to
brisket, uh, and I start singing a little lullaby.
The song
of
the roll.
The song of the roll.
Can I roll now?
Yeah.
I'm holding on her neck.
I go, she likes country music.
How do you know that?
I've
spent time with her.
She
likes jizz.
Is that better, guys?
Thanks.
All right, you succeed.
It loves your lullaby.
I see a sweet lullaby.
It's not perfectly on pitch, but clearly Brisket starts to calm down and is not nearly as aggressive and thrashing about when Taz was on her back.
Your zookeepers stills are coming into play real hard.
And you have a beautiful thing.
Turns out all
you need to do is sing it.
I'm not wrestle them, Taz.
In fact, what is it my turn now?
You can
be.
All right.
I'm going to come out and I'm going to start singing.
Okay.
What would that role be?
Xenology?
Yeah.
Yeah, roll Xenology.
yeah I'm just trying to mimic whatever Kale's saying
alright
Jack failed with three advantages she gets angry no that
does not happen my advantages is that everyone else except for the wampa thinks my voice is just wow like wow and
by everyone else.
It just turns out
my voice is not for Wampas.
I am
not a Wampas singer.
Only clone troopers and, you know...
Who have all fallen asleep.
Friends and family.
Thank God they have pillows attached to them.
Am I right?
Yes, they just found the pillows built in.
This music sounds like the Prince song in Batman, you know, when there's like, smashing the art gallery.
There's a spy arose on
the mouth.
Baby.
That's Seal.
That's
Batman Forever, and we're not going to talk, because that guy died today.
Seal?
Yeah,
Batman Forever
died
today.
I'll
be your Huffleberry.
Yeah.