episode seven out through the outdoor giddy up beyond the borders of republic control lies the
dead meridian a stretch of space where fleets vanish and comms fall silent cloaked in debris
distortion fields and myth it is a graveyard of war and memory with skyhold base as well as its
bojacks and skyhold dome behind them the crew of the little princess must now put up or shut up
their goal reach off and begin the final leg of their mission to locate the rogue jedi commander
tiber solvar but the meridian is no simple obstacle war-torn wrecks drift silently old signals loop
endlessly. The force echoes in dissonant
chords, and the flesh whispers
its secrets.
Alright.
Yeah, you guys
just finished up your
training team building exercise
with Commander
Gorvek, and he was
I don't
know.
What was your reaction?
I was impressed.
I was impressed
with the
team
able to tame the beast that I had created.
Oh, that's right.
Let's...
Using my beast.
Correct.
Read.
Where is it?
Oh, the training field.
I didn't...
I should have renamed it the Bojax and Skyhole Dome.
All right.
Where did we leave this?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Oh, not invisible.
He's in a nappy time.
Yeah, he was lulled to sleep via the lullabies of Kale, Vorax,
and secondarily, maybe, Clyde.
He was a little discordant.
And I guess, yeah, I guess, Gorvek, you were pleased?
I was pleased, yes.
How pleased? Would you say 10 XP pleased or 15 XP pleased?
Probably 12.
12. Alright, congratulations.
You all earned 12 XP.
That 2 XP will come handy.
In a 5 based game.
Yes.
Yeah.
I like it.
I thought I was going to
get extra for running
into the light.
Actually, that
was the worst thing
about the whole thing.
That was terrible.
Sounds about right.
At work, we call that an
accident.
We're stockingly bad.
All right.
Plus 12 XP.
I know we sort of did this last time,
But I think some upgrades are in order from your montage training.
Cool.
Maybe upgrade some of your...
I'll take your career
skills.
Oh, no, that's your rank.
Never mind.
Maybe some of your skills to upgrade your roles
or further upgrade your force.
Let's see
Clyde has
sense
Or
I mean Kale has sense
Clyde has move
Taz has heal harm
And Uli has influence
Do I have XP?
So
I gained one conflict last time.
What does that mean?
Good question that I did not do any homework about.
What did you get the conflict from?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
From the force.
Yeah.
Conflict.
51.
Good thing I grabbed the rule book.
What are the
rules?
Whether or not a PC's morality increases or decreases is determined through conflict.
Using dark side force, dark side results to generate force points when activating a force power or talent.
Anytime a character uses this, etc.
Conflict.
Over the course of a game session, a PC may earn no more,
may earn more, no conflict at all.
At the end of the session, each player tallies up the conflict his character has earned
and then rolls 1d10.
So how many did you get, 3?
No, I just got 1.
Oh.
All right.
If the roll result is less than the amount of conflict he earned during that session,
he subtracts the roll result from his conflict.
Well, you can't roll lower than one.
You could
roll zero.
You can't roll zero.
Oh, then you can't roll
lower than one.
He's not wrong.
I'm glad we have your expertise here, Gorbeck.
All right.
So, no, you
didn't take any morality.
But now I know what conflict is.
I would have given you more conflict.
It says I can only get so many.
And also it says, yeah, you can only get one each time you use a dark side to generate force points.
Huh.
Wow.
So right now I can gain two at most.
Two what?
Two conflicts.
Every time I use it.
Right, right.
Hmm.
That might need some more studying, which I'm sure I'll do later.
I'm not looking at the chat.
Did anybody upgrade anything yet?
Yeah,
I bought Force Power Influence.
Upgrade
range.
Kale.
Oh, Kale went higher in athletics.
That's probably a good idea.
Oh, I can only see mine.
And perception.
Being at the BoJackson Sky Dome just makes me inspired to spend more time in athletics.
Was it the athletic cubes?
Yeah, I mean, that's really
what it came down to.
I thought it was the statue of BoJackson, but...
All right.
I'm going to upgrade my stealth.
That whole episode at the BoJackson Dome taught me that maybe I need to hide more.
Oh, great.
Speaking of, I'm going to also upgrade my deception.
Do you have any leftover to upgrade your deception?
I think so.
You gave me 12, right?
I didn't give you 12.
Corvette gave you 12.
That
stingy bastard.
It says zero.
Oh.
You can't.
You shouldn't have zero.
I'll give him another 12.
I don't know how that happened.
Did you put 12 in there?
I don't think he did.
so he
must have had
some left over.
I just gave you 12.
I had 5 last time
and then you gave me 12.
Okay.
You
actually could upgrade your
deception if you wanted to.
Yeah.
11.
Well, do you want to or not?
Who are you yelling at right now?
You said you could
upgrade your deception
if you wanted to. You have enough.
I'm thinking about it.
I'll decide
already.
Deception?
Yes.
I will.
Remember when we talked about Andy going backwards in character development?
Yeah.
My
characters notoriously are
good at stealth and deception.
Well, good is a relative term.
I try to upgrade those.
How much do I have left?
How do you find out how much I have left?
The last tab.
The bottom one?
Okay.
Yeah.
Two.
You have two because we spend in increments of five.
Thanks, Gorbachev.
Or Gorbeck.
You're quite welcome.
Go Gor.
All right.
So you guys pile back into the pretty princess.
Little princess.
Oh, sorry.
Little Princess.
Yeah.
You guys pile back into the Little Princess,
including Brisket on a hovering cart.
He gets put back into the Little Princess.
You guys pile back in and head back to the, what is it?
Skyhold Base.
um
go ahead
we
gotta talk about the fact that your briskets
now tried to kill us twice now
no
we're just not gonna mention it
no
that beast is out of control
that's because
did something to it
Yeah, what did you do to it?
Is it still out of control?
I mean, we subdued it, right?
Is it still massive?
Well,
now that the backpack has been disabled, that no longer is the factor.
However, there was some genetically modifications that were made.
So, unfortunately, there's no turning that back.
Let's just say, first, it might be a little temperamental these days.
Temperamental, Taz.
Temperamental.
That's from the doctor.
Now we're all at risk.
I'm not a doctor.
Who's a doctor?
Oh, well.
From the genitals.
If there's a doctor here, I need some healing.
Again?
Still.
Oh, wait, no.
I'm fine, I think.
I have my wounds.
Yeah.
Oh, the strain is at the top.
Okay.
So, at this point,
Gorvek leads you into a room,
and you guys are going to start talking tactics
about getting across the dead meridian.
The dead meridian is just a portion of space
Where it's a little bit lawless, a little bit dangerous.
There's some unknowns.
Unknown unknowns.
And some known unknowns.
And some known knowns.
What about nouns?
No nouns.
It's devoid of nouns.
It's all verbs.
Oh.
Exciting.
That's an adjective.
All right.
A gerund.
Dissonant.
So yes, you guys are in the planning room.
Gourvec is sort of pointing out all of these absurd military terms to you.
And he offers to do some modifications to the pizza delivery van.
to help get you across the dead meridian.
Lightspeed?
Or blasters?
Hyperdrive.
Hyperdrive, yeah, that's right.
You will not be able to hyperdrive through the dead meridian.
It is too crowded.
Can you ask for the shield?
That could be one thing.
Can you put a hot tub in there?
let me get a hot tub
yeah let
him get a hot tub
can we convert a hot tub
into a back to tank
yeah
upgrade the blasters too I would say
it currently
has no blasters
and
no hot tubs
and also no hot tub
forget the tub
add some blasters
I do like the back to tank idea though
You probably also should decide
what your roles are going to be
in the ship.
I'll be
captain.
I think that's...
I'll take over that one.
You're Admiral.
We
got two ships right now,
so it works.
Can you
explain the delineation?
Right.
What,
bro?
Oh, no.
No, I don't.
Between an admiral and a captain?
You know.
Is that how we're doing it?
We're doing like a...
You
said it.
I mean, you know, Clyde,
I can, if you want to take a first go at this,
it's probably not the time that I would say
is the time to step into the pilot's chair,
but I can give you some...
No, no, I was
just
joking.
I'll just hang out in the back and read my book some more.
You know,
the new one.
Isn't that book
empty?
No, the new one.
Oh, I thought Commander was going to take that book.
No, he said I could keep it.
No, I told him he could keep it.
So what was the point of going there?
To
test our
skill.
I was sleeping during all this, guys, sorry.
Oh,
that's strong.
No, you started sleeping afterwards.
You were not sleeping.
Yeah, because you
were pretty mad about it, as I recall.
What
other roles
on this ship do we have?
Do we got to figure out, like, weapons, or what do you say when you
say weapons?
Well, for one, who's going in what ship?
And how many ships are you taking?
We have a fleet.
You have a fleet?
A little dealer.
So you have the pretty
princess.
It's a little princess.
Yeah, quit your
shit.
Okay.
Alright,
Gorbchak.
I think, yeah.
Probably the best.
Alright, so
Gorbchak
will be piloting
the Little Princess.
And then in the pizza slot
we have...
Whoa! Is that canon?
No.
It's a delivery van.
It's a delivery slut.
So yeah, you can have a pilot, co-pilot, gunner.
Co-pilot, I imagine, is someone that will be sort of reading maps,
rerouting.
Reading maps.
Or books.
Oh, I love co-piloting.
you could have a engineer
to fix the ship as it gets damaged
I'm gonna take gunner
I'm
gonna gun
I'm gonna wreck it
thinking about
I don't think the pizza wagon
has any weapons on it, right?
So I think, if anything,
we should maybe have most have two people on that.
I'm thinking Taz with me.
Taz, you want to
tag
up on the
pizza wagon?
Is
that where Brisket's going to
be?
Yeah.
Yes, yes,
you two can have Brisket,
Billy.
I'll stay with Brisket
and the other dog.
You may also need a scout.
This would be a person who would
be doing spacewalks.
Okay.
You did not have to convince me.
I will be the scout.
All right.
You'll be the spacewalker.
Yeah, that
sounds cooler than scout.
Okay.
And we're doing upgrades on the shields of the,
of the, what are we calling it?
The pizza slut?
that's not canon
alright
I'll just write pizza van for now
alright
yeah
let's get a boost on that
and
the gunner
Uli you're gonna take the
little princess
yeah there's guns on that so
that would be
helpful
I'll go on that one too
as co-pilot?
as co-pilot
alright
so
then you're leaving a
supervisor
employee
on the pizza van
and the little princess
with brisket
so it's 3 and
3
and good for Bob
somewhere
oh yeah I guess you didn't forget about that
Do we want to maybe keep the animals separate, maybe have one on each?
No,
you can keep them both.
You got
them both of them.
You guys are the experts, really.
You guys both work in a
zoo.
You
just got to feed
Bipper Pops.
Also, aren't
there cages on the pizza van?
And their food.
Yeah, and their food and stuff.
We can transfer all that.
That's
fine.
No, it's
good.
You can keep Bifferbop and Brisket.
Alright, if you insist.
Quite too
much convincing
either.
But Taz, we're going to need you to be scouting out there, so don't get too lost in the animals.
No, you just let me know when you need me to become Spacewalker.
Alright.
Taz Spacewalker.
Sounds pretty
good.
As you guys are talking in the little strategy tent, you hear a knock on the tent door.
Are we in a tent?
Yeah, you're in
one of these tents.
You're in specifically the strategy tent.
Oh, okay.
Strat tent.
And there's a
door?
Strat tent.
There's a door.
Not only is there a door, there's a door that you can knock, and it's being knocked as we speak.
Okay, I go open the extremely tall and wide door with glass windows.
It's got a knocker on the side of it.
With a face.
Who is it?
And you see a clone.
He's saluting.
Sir!
Don't salute me, lad.
What?
Oh.
There's
your
general.
What do you got for me?
Oh, I see you're in the strategy tent.
Are you
strategizing?
That would be
pretty
obvious, wouldn't it be?
Yes.
And, excuse me, who are you again?
I know I just saluted you, but...
No, we'll leave it at that.
Okay.
Do you need reinforcements?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
So you need me and my clone buddy.
You guys did save us.
Not you in the robes, but the green one and the blue one.
You guys saved our hides.
We would be proud to help you in whatever your mission is.
They should probably come on the pizza slot.
Or in our Starfighters.
Can I drive one of those?
No.
It's very specialized.
You can sit in my astromech bubble if you'd like.
No, it's too brown.
Too shallow.
Okay.
I just imagined his head just
sitting there in the astromech bubble.
like Grogu
yeah
okay well thought I'd offer
no no we
yeah no it sounds good
yes yes we'll take the backup
alright
what sort of weapon systems you got
on those fighters
blasters
really
high pressure
vapor
glasses
I don't think he's an engineer
I think he's just a pilot
I just pull the trigger
and these green things come out
fucking cool
does it blow stuff up too?
sometimes
depends on how good my aim is
awesome
I assume
not very good
well
you
You can call me Fizz.
Fizz.
Yes.
All right, Fizz.
Is it a PH or an F?
No, it's really just FZ.
It's my designation.
FZ 8-9-3-4-6-8.
Well, most people just call me Fizz.
I'm sorry, what was that number again?
I just want to make sure I don't forget it next time.
8-9-3-4-6-8.
Thank you.
I'm glad someone was listening.
Fizz, we would be just so honored to have your help
because I think we're going to need all the help we can get.
And your buddy,
is that
Pop?
Yes.
Fizz and Pop.
That's just very inseparable.
Except when we're in different fighters,
then we're separated in a way.
But not where it matters
No
Well I appreciate the extra help
Given that the pizza wagon has no
Weapon systems
Definitely appreciate the extra
Support as we head
To the dead meridian
The dead meridian
Yeah
we're
going through the dead meridian
We're going to Hoth
Oh boy
Alright
You already signed up.
No take back.
You're right.
I'm loyal to a fault.
And so is Pop.
We're inseparable.
Where is Pop?
You bring him in here?
I'm sorry.
We're separated.
He's
probably gearing
up.
Well, he's about to be.
I got to go wake him up, and then we'll get in our fighters.
So, all right.
See ya.
And then he walks out.
Marches out, actually.
so I know we keep saying the the meridian dead meridian is lawless dangerous uh you know
full of nouns but what exactly are we expecting out there like other fighters weird things
commander you've been on the edge of the space forever so
yeah there's uh there's really no
telling what we could
really expect out there,
but there's definitely going to be some
obstacles in our way.
Kind of.
What's the
strangest thing you've seen out there?
Oh, geez.
The strangest thing?
Oh, man.
You know, it's hard to say.
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
All right.
Well, it sounds
ominous
regardless.
Yeah, you know, you kind of just got to see what happens.
Now, Borvac, since we're all going to be kind of, you know, rolling out as a squad,
how are we going to communicate between the ships?
Do you got any walkie-talkies, any little comm links we can utilize?
Yeah, we'll have communication through each ship through
Milwaukee.
All right.
We'll need to be in
contact for sure.
Well, we got those charged up and ready to go?
Oh, yeah, we're ready to go.
We're prepared around here, so we're ready to go.
I imagine the plan will be at some point we'll get that meridian here,
And then, you know, I'll probably probably
have to.
That's why I'm bringing my little princess with me, because I can only take you so far.
And then I'm bailing.
You're not going to go the whole way?
I mean, pretty
much.
Right.
Oh, OK.
Yes.
Okay, so at that, he gives you, so you're about to walk away and go into your ship and prepare.
How would you leave the crew?
Like, what kind of salutation, if any?
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, Gaurvac.
Sorry.
Oh.
I assume you could see where I'm
looking.
Yeah, no, my screen is super small.
I don't think that would work either way
No
Alright well
I'm going to go start preparing
Let's uh
Clyde and
Uli are coming
On board my ship correct
Yep
I'm going to be co-captain
Right okay
Well I'm going to go start preparing
You guys you know
Best of luck to all of you
We're certainly going to need it
Nah, we'll be fine
Alright
Kale and Taz
You guys walk over back into the pizza van
It's been a little while since you've been inside of it
So, you know,
you're back home
I remember to flush, right?
I don't know, you want to check?
Yes
Okay
Can you just make sure those cages for Biff and or Boff and brisket are all good?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Roll a mechanics check on that.
Oh, no.
Perhaps you shouldn't have been the cage
guy if you had no
mechanics.
Maybe you should have been shut up.
All right.
Well, yeah, you failed.
They're tied.
Yeah, you did your best, we'll say.
That's not good.
All right, cages are secure.
It's fine.
All right.
Okay, I'm going to trust you on that one, Taz.
You got all the food we need for this journey for both us and the animals?
I believe they stocked us up when we were in the Bo Jackson Skyhull Bowl dome.
All right.
Well, sounds like we're good.
I can't imagine what could go wrong.
I think you got the map to help guide me here.
I think we should be all good, right, Taz?
Yeah, we should be good.
Plus, we're following them.
Yeah,
as you say that,
they start to take off,
and you see them starting to hover and head out.
I think we should follow that ship.
Yeah.
The Little Princess.
I guess we're, you know,
Fizz and Pop are probably going to come along pretty shortly,
so I guess we should head out.
And that would be Fizz and Pop
as they take off and follow the Little Princess.
All right.
Tess,
lock in.
Take it
off.
All right.
I just put on my spacewalking suit first, and then I lock in.
All right, Tess.
All right.
Thank you for putting on your outfit.
We need to get going.
We're already behind, and we need to play catch-up.
Thank you.
I need to be in this in case if you need me to scout.
There's going to be no spacewalking if we have no idea where we're going
without any weapons.
As the princess fades off into the distance.
If only you had walkie-talkies.
Can you hear me?
Radio check.
Yes, we are still at port here.
Taz is putting on his spacewalking suit,
so you will have to give us a little bit of time.
We're not in a rush, right?
No, it's not.
Yes, you are in a rush.
Hey, well, we, you know, hey, Gorbeck, chill a little bit.
We had to secure the animals.
They are properly secured.
And now, hey, if you need someone to do spacewalking, we're now prepared for that.
All right?
We're coming.
You can maybe pull back
the car a little bit.
We'll catch up with you.
Yeah.
Why don't you just hold on a little bit, jerk?
Taz.
What? He's a jerk.
Alright, that's the Taz we know and tolerate.
Alright.
I don't have a token for this scene.
Oh, you should? Okay.
I mean, I don't know how to
turn that off.
I mean, all we're just seeing is supposed to be like black hexagons?
uh there should be
other stuff in here
inside a honeycomb
there's other hexagons
okay well it should be a little bit more than that
a lot of hexagons
oh there we go
did it come
you gotta zoom way out
there you go
alright
um
yeah as you guys start to take off
you sort of form up
and
in the background, yeah, you can see
Skyhold Base as
well as the Skyhold Base
or the Bojax
and Skyhold Dome.
Wait on. Bojax and
Skyhold Dome. Yeah, that's it.
Wow, it's really there.
It's really real.
And please,
please marvel in it. It took me
but precious seconds
to put together.
All right.
Why?
Yeah, you guys start heading out.
I mean, really, when you first start heading out, it looks pretty basic.
It's just space.
You don't really notice.
There's a lot of it.
And
there's a lot
of it.
And it's big, and you're small.
And you're starting to wonder, oh, what's so bad about this dead Meridian?
There's so much to walk.
Yes.
If you were to walk across the dead meridian,
it would take you a long time.
Several
seconds.
Clyde, do you think maybe we were wrong
to leave them both on that boat by themselves?
That ship by themselves?
With the wampa?
Yes, but I don't regret it.
I imagine I'm sitting in the front seat,
Kind of like with my, like, in Gorvac is driving, right?
Yeah.
All right, I'm sitting in the front seat, kind of like with my book in my hand,
kind of like, just kind of like take it all in, my legs, or am I,
am I, I'm holding my legs up, you know, because I'm just excited.
Are you comfortable over there, Clyde?
Oh, yes, yes.
It's very nice.
This space is very, very big, and we're very small, and it's
everywhere, isn't it?
Yeah, really, really starts
to give you an existential crisis.
Roll a perception.
Who?
Clyde, since you guys are in front.
Where's my token?
Did you check your butthole?
Ah.
Wow.
Feed up.
You want to take a shot at that thing?
No, no, no.
Let's shoot it.
I like your eye thinking.
Let's just shoot
it.
We'll ask questions later, right?
Yeah.
Oh, there's more of them.
There's three of them.
Oh, my.
Maybe don't shoot it.
No,
don't shoot it.
All right.
What
do you want me
to do, shoot or not shoot?
Wait until they do something.
I don't know.
They might be inactive.
We can just drift right by.
You know, just go back.
Drive casual.
Real casual.
I'm going to sit in the gunnery spot and be ready for the, you know, hands on, but I'm not shooting yet.
Nick, how casual are you driving?
I'm super casual right now.
I'm doing a Boo 40 right now.
All right.
40 parsecs.
Roll for a Boo
40.
What do I got to roll?
It'll be
planetary.
Or
piloting space for Boo 40.
I dropped my lightsaber.
Roll it as is?
Yeah.
Chuck failed.
Did
he just hit one?
Well, no, it's just not as casual as he would have hoped.
And they take notice.
And...
Correct.
Enter a attack posture.
Oh, I turned invisible.
They go invisible.
Oh, my God.
Another attack posture.
No ship that small has an
invisibility.
Did you say attack?
They're getting into some kind of attack posture.
Do you want me to attack?
Is that what you're
saying?
Uli.
Yes, fire.
All right, so you're going to have to roll for initiative.
You guys will need to roll vigilance.
No, I'm sorry.
Cool.
And the probe droids will be rolling vigilance.
how
just roll cool right
or do we have to
roll like
no no
don't roll cool roll the initiative
in the tab
oh you guys aren't in here
that's right so I have to roll for the
can you roll
I'll just set
Okay, I can set this. Alright, so yeah
Roll a
Everybody roll a cool
And I will take
The best one. Like under skills?
Yeah, do that. And I'll take the best one and I'll assign it to the ship you're in
No difficulty?
Too late
I don't remember.
I think it is.
Do you want me
to do that as well?
Yeah.
Wow, that's
a lot of dice.
Commander Gorvek is 1.2.
Taz is 2.
Kale is 2.
All right, so I will update.
the pizza van
to two.
This.
Oh, that's not supposed to be there.
Get rid of that.
I guess I should give these guys names.
Fizz and Pop.
Hidden actor.
Who's hidden?
I don't know.
Says it on the initiative.
It didn't actor.
I assume it's Fizz or Pop.
Well, one of these I deleted, so...
Alright.
Two.
Little Princess is 2.1.
Fizz has to
roll.
I thought it was FC893468.
Thank you for noticing.
Then pop would be P0P86438.
This has got to be added.
Alright.
Hop and fizz.
Alright.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and fight these probes.
Little Princess, you're first.
Alright, I'm gonna...
Oh,
sorry.
I'm gonna roll
Gunnery?
Yeah.
Wait, am I taking
a shot at these guys?
Yeah.
You'll be...
Yeah, you'll be...
No, you're not in this one.
You are in...
What is their weapons?
Yeah.
Yeah, roll the...
Thunder Combat and then Gunnery.
Yeah, the Gunnery.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, success is three.
Yeah, you're able to destroy one of the probe droids.
Never done that before.
Glad you see that.
It really blew up.
Yeah.
All right.
Next would be one of the probe droids.
And they are going to attack.
Leave us alone.
Nope.
Not going to do that.
It's going to attack the little princess.
How do I roll?
Combat.
Gunnery.
Failed.
Take that trick.
All right.
Nice.
Another probe droid comes by to shoot.
And I guess they would roll a gunnery as well.
Check fail.
That brings up, I guess, the Kappa-class shuttle, which is the pizza van.
I guess all we can really do is raise the shields, right?
Yeah, we don't have any weapons, so can we just raise the shields?
You can move around.
Do you want to pull a next one and
I can jump out and grab it?
Is that what you want to do, Taz?
Not really, no.
All right, then let's
maybe maneuver a little bit behind.
Alright, let's say Fizz is on the left, or the top, and Pop is on the right.
Fizz is going to make a maneuver closer to these probe droids, and shoot itself, this
slight laser cannon.
Cannot find crew for this vehicle.
Well, that's not good.
Fizz, where'd you go?
Alright, so I have to add people to this.
I see.
It's probably with
Pop.
They're inseparable.
That's right.
He's in the little droid dome?
Uh, no.
They both took the same ship,
and then the other one's on autopilot.
They couldn't stand to be apart.
They just slaved it.
Well, we don't say that anymore.
Tasseled.
He's got a lasso in between.
I put the...
Yeah, they're just dragging it through space.
Through.
Oh, because he's as the role of pilot.
He should not be pilot.
He's pilot and gunner.
Alright.
There we go.
Check succeeded.
Destroying one of the drones.
This doesn't
seem so hard
Aye
Aye Gordon
Aye nice shot there Fizz
Is this Pop? I confuse you guys all the time
That's rude
Yes we are clones
And yes we are inseparable
But please we have separate identities
We are whole people
With histories
Dreams, ambitions
You guys have the same history though
Kind of, yes
I'm sorry, are you still talking?
I'm Fizz
Great,
thank you
And now, I'm Pop
What should I do, Commander?
Holy Christ with these two
Just shoot the damn thing
Great idea
Superb thinking
Oh boy
Oh boy, I'm doing such a good job
yeah
these
are some
fine men you've got here commander
I'm so glad we saved them
I hate
you guys so much
alright
and I hate you so much
you killed all of your adversaries
we were killed by NBC's
we didn't do anything
you tried
we drifted lazily behind you guys
wait did
I thought Uli shot did she miss
yeah yeah
I got one of
them
you took one out
that's the
first time I've ever shot
that's the first time I've ever shot something
with a giant gun
ship gun
gunnery
it's pretty awesome isn't it
yeah
from the
Pizza Wagon, good shooting up there, everyone.
I appreciate the cover.
Oh, yes.
No problem there.
Kale, Sergeant, Captain.
What are you again?
Admiral, that's right.
He's the manager.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Manager Kale.
Manager of what?
Space junket fired
at us.
It
missed.
Maybe space junket.
You never know out here.
You never know.
Yeah.
I mean, there's wars.
Yeah.
Oh,
duh.
Can we scan the space junk?
Do we have a scanner?
I mean,
it's no perception,
but I mean, can we see it?
We do
have a space walker that we could use
to maybe look at some of the debris
if we want to utilize that person.
Yeah.
Just let them drift off into space.
If perhaps one of you
wants to boss them around.
If perhaps
one of you wants
to just, you know,
let them drift off.
Silently.
You're in your suit.
We didn't do anything during that battle,
so we're going to go check out the junk.
You ready?
All right.
Did I get to spacewalk?
Get a spacewalk, bud.
Oh,
I gotta see this.
I'm gonna press my face up against the glass.
Alright,
you guys are
driving by.
There's probably
two instances of
space junk. You see some on your left.
It looks... You can see it, right?
It's like pinkish.
It looks
like junk, like a wreckage.
And you see
on the right
there is
some
debris in the form of asteroids, like a little asteroid pocket, you know?
That's totally a thing.
Well,
I don't think we should go for the asteroids.
I think we should go for the stuff that looks like it was
built.
Gorvak, does that look like parts of any ship or anything that you recognize at all?
Is there
any symbols on the side of
the ship?
Or the drones?
We have to tell
your little buddy, Taz, to be careful out there.
These could be trapped.
Oh, you care about
me.
All right.
I just don't want to
help him get you back.
Go ahead and roll a perception then, Gorvek, Commander.
I'm going to ask you anyway.
Do you know what you want to spend your triumph on?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Andy, since this is related to you,
maybe I should tell you what you see first.
You see it is debris.
It looks like a damaged ship that was kind of blown up.
It looks like it was attacked and blown up.
and
that's basically it
that's what you're seeing
but you do have
a triumph Andy maybe you can help him
and maybe the sort of things he can use
with this triumph or if you have an idea
you can run with it
I think he was able to see exactly where
the
the cockpit was
but I know where to go instead of wasting time
trying to find it
Okay, sure.
So, yeah, you can see exactly where the cockpit is
and where, like, the fuselage is in that if there were any,
what would you say, like, stuff to salvage,
you could tell them, you could show them exactly where it's at.
Yeah.
Let's have you relay that information to Kale.
Cale, you can drive the, what would you call it?
Now, what would you call it?
The pizza van.
You can drive the pizza van up to the debris, the debris space.
So can you highlight the ship if you click on it?
Yeah.
No, not really.
Oh, okay.
I was wondering if you could roll it yourself
because you're in the van.
I put you in there while we were on break.
I cannot.
I don't think.
Let me see.
I don't know.
Maybe I have to put you guys' zoner on the pizza van.
I don't know how to do that cheat option.
Yeah, you're in there, but I guess you can't roll
on it.
All right, so just go ahead and roll a piloting.
Looks successful to me.
Alright.
You guys are pulling up close to the
debris field.
You slowly pull up to it
and you're getting close
but you cannot get...
You get as close as you can before veering into the debris and putting the ship at risk.
All right, Taz, this is where I drop you off.
Please don't venture too far.
They're close to the ship, and I'll be watching out for you.
All right.
I guess, yeah, I'll be watching out.
Let me know what you see up there.
Taz Faithwalker, out.
Put on my helmet.
Good, good, because I was going to catch you on that.
Good thing you brought it up.
And I jump out the door, the airlock.
And now you are floating in space.
All right.
All right, roll an athletics.
Not all right.
Okay.
So you're going to bang into the debris, but I would like you to color that in narratively.
I jump out, but since I've never done it before, Taz just, he jumped way too hard.
And he's heading right for the cockpit to try to get some good salvage material or, you know, see if he can get some data information.
And he just slams right into the door.
All right, take two strain.
Oh, I guess I don't
You
have to do that
I should get Taz out there
Oh,
he's way too big
No, you're not
Like the
2001 space baby
Alright, you should be able to open yourself now
I did
You can always open yourself from the character tab
It's the same tab
It's like next to the combat tab
Oh, okay.
You
should be able to get your sheet.
Okay, so you do bounce off and roll a perception.
But put a setback because you're a little dazed for having hit some debris.
Check failed.
Threat.
Okay.
You don't see anything, and from behind you, you roll for combat.
Do I
have my
force spike?
I don't know, but I know you have your helmet, so there's that.
Damn it.
Hold me on the other side.
All right.
Let's make this sort of like a simple combat.
Roll an initiative.
So just roll.
You would be rolling cool.
Okay.
You want to get rid of all the other stuff
out here?
I can't.
There's not.
Oh, here.
End combat.
Yeah, but I'm not going to use that to
manage
this.
So I just roll cool?
Yeah.
How'd you do?
I
failed.
You failed?
Okay.
Well, I
have one seed,
I think.
Oh, no, that's an advantage.
Yeah, you actually did better than the opponent.
So go ahead and go first.
I don't even know what the opponent is.
It's behind you.
So now it's gotten your attention.
You turn around.
It is in, let's see, can I show this to you?
It's a droid floating out into space.
It looks like this.
Oh, it's an art unit.
Yeah.
I'm just going to, since I just hit myself off the cockpit,
I'm going to brace against the back of it and just push this droid with my feet.
Like push it away?
Push it away from me, yeah.
Okay.
If it hits other things, it does.
If it just keeps going and going and going,
That's fine, too.
All right.
I think that would be athletics, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sakeetid.
Four threats.
I'm going to say that as you kicked it, you hit a power outlet,
and it zapped your foot.
So you lost your foot.
I thought electricity doesn't work in space.
No, that's a myth.
Don't tell me
I lost my toe.
Your toe, I mean, you do have four threads.
You need to be fair.
Four toes.
Yeah.
Your toe got wedged, and you lost a toe.
Goddamn.
And, uh, but on the good side, the check succeeded and, uh, you kicked the salvage into deep space.
At the
cost of
your toe.
At the
cost
of the toe.
Yes.
Uli's watching this from the screen, just from the window.
She's like, did he just get into a fight with a trash can and
lose?
Did he just lose
his toe?
What?
You okay out there, buddy?
What's going on?
I lost
the toe.
How did that happen?
There was a droid.
I kicked it.
And it took my toe.
I mean, I
would have told you there
was an R2 unit behind you,
but I didn't think it was a threat.
I'm
going to lost for words.
He ran into me.
I got scared.
kicked it and it pulled my toe off.
Can you
continue spacewalking or do you need to come back?
No, I can keep going, I think.
We're like a space hobble at this
point.
Can I do
a perception check to see what else would maybe
Kaz would want to spacewalk
to?
Sure.
success all right yeah you you see another device out there uh it looks like maybe it's
uh this like the space black box um which is strangely orange
Taz, you see a little bit to your right over there?
There's a rectangular looking piece.
Yeah.
It's orange.
See that?
Kind of sticks out in the
blackness of space.
Do you want to maybe see if you can grab that?
Come back?
Yeah, I'll walk over and grab it.
Spacewalk.
I spacewalk over and grab it.
Space limb.
Oh, yes.
Oh shit
Now you know what it is
Roll in athletics
Did you roll that already?
I did the first time
Yeah but this is a different time
This is a different toe
Yes
Okay.
Taz,
can you describe what that is?
What you got there?
Nope.
I think it's a tape deck.
But I don't know.
I'm a little focused on my loss of toe.
Thank you for caring about that, not just this debris that I picked up.
Nine out of ten isn't bad, Taz.
Let's just say that.
You
got ten.
It's easy to say when you got ten.
true very true but uh you know i i still believe in your abilities to carry out the rest of this
mission
this is gonna throw my whole balance off and everything all
right yeah you you jump back
into uh the pizza van and you bring in the tape deck and yeah you present it to um kale
I'm
going
to go find the
back of the tank.
Yep, go take your
little
bath in the tank.
Make sure you disinfect
all of that.
Gourvec and crew
of the Little Princess, we got a
tape deck here.
It looks like, do you guys want to
come over and investigate, or do we want to
drop it off with you guys?
No, that's not necessary
Why don't you just go ahead and see
Is there any playable material on there?
Clyde, you work at a library
You know about a bunch of old stuff
You know anything about this?
Well, tape decks are known for recording
And things, and typically
They have a play button on them
I would advise you to press the play button
Just
watch, it's going to be like
Ooga Chaka,
Ooga, Ooga, Ooga Chaka.
And
stop this
feeling.
Clyde, Kale, yeah, roll a, well, I assume you were going to try and push the play button,
but I don't know if you are or not.
You know what, guys?
There's a lot of buttons on here.
There's two that are green.
I'm going to try to press one of them and see what happens.
All right, yeah, roll a computers check.
I want to give you a boost based on Clyde's instruction, albeit limited.
Yeah.
Limited, but expert.
Are you kidding me?
One.
Oh, man, I didn't see that one there.
All right.
Yeah.
You see it, some ominous music plays from it.
And by music, I mean a recording.
And you hear a voice playing.
You've served orders.
now serve purpose.
This war, this chaos, is not the end.
It is the molting of something greater.
The Republic dies in delusion,
and the Jedi cling to hollow codes they no longer understand.
But I remember, I remember what the Force truly is.
Not peace, not violence, not control.
Truth.
If you are tired of marching toward unknown ends,
if you hear the tremble in the galaxy's breath,
if you have been left behind,
come to Hoth.
Come to the compound.
Come to Clarity.
Your chains have names.
Let me show them to you.
Is that Solvar?
It is
Solvar.
You recognize the voice.
I mean in
character.
Is
that Solvar?
I mean, I thought it sounded like this Jedi Life podcast.
I wasn't quite sure exactly who this was, but I'm glad, Clyde, you could suss that out.
Well, he's got a very arrogant tone, but well-spoken.
Does it scare anyone else?
You guys know
this person?
Yeah, that's who we're going to go meet.
You haven't heard of Tyber so far?
Yeah, he's kind of a looney tune.
Yeah.
We haven't either.
Well,
as the tape suggested, he's a little aggressive.
In a looney tune.
In a looney tune, yes.
I think
we got a murderer.
All right, we've heard of him.
Fizz, Pop,
you've heard of him?
You're on this line?
Yeah, it's a party line.
He gave us all the walkie-talkies.
Yeah, of course.
You guys heard of him?
And this is Pop, by the way, not Fizz.
Sorry, my mistake.
Fizz and or Pop.
Yes.
Yes, Pop.
Did you hear about my tone?
Yes.
Yeah, well, it happens.
Good thing you've got nine others.
It's just a tow, as they say.
What do you know about Tyrus Solvar?
Oh, he's been trying to recruit the clones.
He's been trying to recruit us for quite a while now.
Yeah, he just sends out these messages.
Yeah, we've heard them too.
Why is this the first I'm hearing of it?
No, speak English.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Again with these guys.
You've said Jesus Christ enough sometimes.
Imagine he's actually from our world and he's just in Star Wars' world.
It's like, Jesus
Christ, none of this makes any fucking sense.
Mind tricks.
Sir, we didn't know how to bring it up.
We're not going.
We're not going to him.
Yes, we are.
I mean,
why?
We are.
I'm not.
Yes.
So, I mean, we're still loyal to you.
I mean, he's got some good points.
Do you know anyone else who's gone over to his side?
Permission to speak freely?
Sir?
Permission granted.
Go ahead.
Let's hear this.
Yes.
There have been some clones that have gone to him.
Son of a bitch
Yes
This is uh
Wow
Got real personal
Um
How many
clones
have
gone
to them?
Oh
Three or
Four
Oh
from our troop.
Oh, from your troop. So how many total?
I don't know.
You'd have to ask him.
I thought I was a mass activist.
What's he
trying to entice you
with
to get you to go over there?
Well, I mean, he's just saying
what we're all thinking.
Like, how long is this war gonna go on?
And are we just gonna keep
fighting like we're the good guys?
Like,
we really need to get this
war over with.
The sooner we get to stability, the better.
Aren't we
the good guys, though?
Yes, but good guys finish last.
At least that's his argument.
Oh, I'm just saying, that's his argument.
In my darkest times, I feel like I understand
where he's coming from.
From Space New Zealand?
Or Hoth.
The
opposite.
um like gorvac like like a child on christmas uh he sees as you get closer
closer and closer um you see a real battle brewing you guys are still a little bit further
out they don't see you but you do see um some ships uh they look like separatist ships i.e.
the enemy.
And Gorvek
is starting to
almost salivate.
All right.
Here we go.
Are you all right
there, Commander?
You're drooling.
He is drooling.
We're about to get in the shit now.
We don't have to.
He can go
around.
I live for this.
And he hits the radio.
There's no phone.
And he starts leading...
Oh, I did the accent.
He starts leading you into battle, heading straight on into this.
All right, let's go.
Uli, don't you get on those blasters there?
Kale, are you...
Oops, what did he say,
Kale?
Kale, are you guys there?
What do you need from us, Corvac?
I'm going to need you to raise your shields on your pizza van
and just go crashing in there.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Oh, no, it's a great idea.
We got your back.
You'll be covered.
It'll be fine.
I want you in front of us.
Don't hide behind us.
Gormack, I don't know.
Kaz and I are really equipped to do that.
Are you?
Alright.
We
are
down a toll over here.
You guys are starting to talk back to him.
Gorvek, he grabs the guns from, he jumps out of his seat, grabs the guns from Uli, and starts to fire at an approaching, he dives right at an enemy fighter.
Go ahead and roll gunnery, if you would, please.
uh,
Gorvac.
Thank you.
Yes.
Chuck succeeded.
Uh,
he flies the little princess directly at the,
uh,
one of these fighters and,
uh,
let's see,
trauma.
So two successes.
So,
and does some damage on a fighter from his,
uh,
what,
I don't even know what you call this,
uh,
this gunship that you guys are flying the little princess.
I'm gonna run up to the cockpit
where Clyde is and he's like
Clyde, he's down there shooting
I did not agree to this part
Yeah, he's kind of
you hear this music he's got going on in the background
the guy's kind of lost his rocker
Are you thinking about ditching
or what should we do?
No, I don't know where are we supposed to go
Space
We're in space
We didn't bring our helmets
There's so much of it out there
Alright well
Can you pilot this thing?
I mean I can try
Okay well switch spots with me then
Alright I'm piloting
I'm in here now
We get up and switch spots
I don't know how to co-pilot
But I don't know what else to do
Just look at the
map
Alright
I guess maybe
I ought to put you in combat.
I'm not going to put the tape deck in combat.
Not a transformer.
Can we roll initiative?
I don't know how to roll initiative on these.
All right.
Yeah, just everybody, just roll vigilance.
constant vigilance
no I failed
alright
I don't think you can
fail
oh commander Gillian Gorvek
had a triumph which makes sense
so he's gonna be at the
top
Let's call...
He's in the little princess.
Let me give him...
Ten.
Let's see...
Fizz and Pop.
I don't know how they would even...
Skills?
All right.
And Kale, you're going to have one.
I need to figure out how to do this.
Okay.
and the pizza van
Kayla you had one right
or what did you roll you had a success
one success one threat
okay
all right little princess
you're first
you see there are three star fighters
there's a station in the back
and
A somewhat larger ship hanging towards the station.
The Little Princess, so it could be Uli, Clyde, or Gorbeck taking the action.
He did get one free action in his bloodlust.
Did that
destroy anything?
No, it took
damage,
but it
did not destroy it.
This ship here on the left is the one that he attacked.
So I guess you'd be pretty close to that one.
What
are we going to do?
Can I maneuver the ship so that the commander could shoot better?
Yes.
All righty.
So that's one maneuver.
Yeah, go ahead and piloting space.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, so...
I maneuver
it really fast and, like, you know, like dodging shit and, like, you know, get it at a really good angle for a hip to blast.
Alright, and then...
Alright, I keep shooting, like, just like an insane person.
Like, just out of my mind.
How does that sound
exactly?
Like a normal insane person.
What's that?
How does that sound exactly?
Oh, something like this.
Yeah, it's the light blue one.
I'm not sure you're not.
Where
is it at?
It should be...
Under...
I guess...
I don't know what it looks like
Can someone tell me with that, what it looks like if you...
So it's
under combat,
gunnery, and then it's the blue dice.
Yeah, so you should see, you have a list of dice, proficiency, ability, challenge,
difficulty.
Oh, I
gotcha.
So it's after
you open up the menu already.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then just the light blue should be one.
Yeah.
Okay, gotcha, sorry about that.
Not a problem.
And you succeeded.
let's see that was two successes
so you do destroy
one of the star fighters
now
I have an accent
and his blood
his blood lust gives him an accent
becomes more clone like
alright
pizza
van
I don't know what we can do
yeah I mean do you want to go
I'm not really interested in fighting
doing Gorvax
becoming a battering ram do you want to maybe hide
in the debris or maybe this little
this little star field or
this little asteroid field over here
can we try to drift towards
the bigger ship not the station
but the bigger ship
and I can
jump out and attack it
with a force spike
I
mean it's our only option to do any damage
Bloodlust is contagious
It brings callbacks to jumping into a pile of garbage
Or running through a
freshly opened door
Yeah, yeah, seems very on brand for Taz
Um,
yeah, I mean, Kaz, hey, you know, I know you're a little bit injured, but if that's
what you want to do, uh, it sounds like Gorbeck signed off on it.
Uh, I can try to get you as close as possible.
Maybe you can do a little space, uh, leap, uh, onto the, the larger of the, uh, um, enemy
ships here.
Yeah.
Sounds like a plan to me.
They'll see the ship coming.
They won't see a single person.
Oh, that's classic.
All right.
Roll a
piloting space.
Successful.
I
don't like
the threats, though.
Yeah, the threats.
All right.
So they see the ship coming up.
You do get closer.
You do see that it's starting to target the ship.
But you do have a maneuver if you'd like to use it.
If you're not going to use, you don't have a way to shoot,
so you'd have a maneuver.
Let's maneuver this bitch.
A maneuver might be a person jumping out of the ship.
I wasn't sure if that was the maneuver or not.
Doesn't have to be.
There is still time to not do that.
Paz puts his helmet back on.
All right, good thing
he remembered.
Locks and loads into
the
pike.
Yeah, into the pike.
He definitely brings the pike this time.
Okay.
He launches out pike
first.
At the ship.
All right.
Go ahead and roll in athletics.
Yes.
Successful.
Correct.
Successful.
All right.
You thud directly onto the side of the ship.
Oof.
Not again.
All right.
Fizz.
He starts coming around.
He's going to maneuver and shoot at one of the fighters.
Oi.
I'm fighting.
He misses.
Not very well.
Oi.
Easy
for you to say.
All right, that brings it to an enemy slot.
I'm going to go ahead and take one of these fighters, the one that just missed,
and fire at the little princess.
No, no, no,
no.
No what?
Hold tight.
I'm the one driving.
Where are
you?
You do take some damage on the little princess.
And let's see, another enemy slot.
The larger ship turns to shoot at the pizza
delivery
van.
And let's go ahead and shoot.
Check succeeded.
Seven damage.
Good thing you have your shields up.
Extra shields.
All right, so you take some damage on the pizza van.
I went ahead and applied that.
That makes it the...
Fire here.
All right, we're back to a friendly slot.
I guess it has to be Pop.
Fizz already went.
He sucked.
Commander.
Hold on one second.
All right, Commander.
I will hold on.
In the middle of this fight.
And then two enemy slots.
It might be.
All right.
Let's roll it back up to...
Yeah.
Hold on a second, guys.
We got to step away.
All right.
He's got a P.
In our time of need?
Hey.
To
one time we
actually need
Gordback?
Yes.
All right.
So, how do you think it's going?
Pretty well,
right?
You guys are in the dead Meridian.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
Some of us more than others, but yeah.
Some of us are going to leave
something in the dead Meridian too.
I've already got that taken care of.
What, they're going to leave you?
No, his toe.
Oh.
Just think about it.
A little bit of yourself will always be here.
In a droid.
That is now drifting into space.
With the other droid you left in space, probably.
RX?
RX is
my friend.
And he is on the ship, and he has been turned into a nice wielding Roomba.
That's worse.
He's my buddy.
I'll use the bathroom, too.
Yeah, I guess we don't have to wait for him.
It's not
his turn.
I mean, he does have the most...
Oh,
shit, he's back.
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Stop talking about him.
He's back.
I'm out
of space.
I'm back.
Commander Bloodlust, it's your turn.
Oh.
No, I thought it was Pop's turn.
No, he told Pop to hold on.
Oh, right.
Commander Bloodlust, do bad name, I call it.
I'm sorry.
Hold on a second, guys.
The damn fire alarm's going off.
Is there a fire?
I'm sure it's nothing.
Just ignore it.
God damn it, my house is burning down.
I'll be right back.
I gotta handle this for a second.
All right.
Does someone want to take a slot then, since we got a friendly slot?
Commander Bloodlust.
Yeah, let's just say that he's crazed with Bloodlust,
leaving an opportunity for someone else on the ship to do something.
Do you want me to go down to the guns?
I'm talking to you, Clyde.
Clyde, pilot!
Alright, I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna take his gunnery spot.
Alright.
I move over his unconscious body
as he's passed out from his blood lust.
Alright.
Throw this.
Chuck succeeded.
I'm assuming you, oh, this one's already dead.
I see,
I guess you're shooting at the one that was shooting at you.
That makes sense,
right?
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.
Okay.
Yeah, you do damage on it.
It's a good direct hit.
Yeah.
Great job.
Woo!
I can see why he gets the bloodlust.
Oh, no, now she has bloodlust.
It's contented.
All right, friendly slot.
Let's go back to, I guess we'll go to the pizza van.
um since we're separated yes is it one or the other
let's do both
so so
you both will get it you
both will get a slide we'll we'll use it back to back
but
you can
go first pizza man yeah
can i uh maybe try to do some maneuvers around trying to distract so taz
can do his thing.
Yes, that's a great idea.
Do a piloting planetary,
not planet, planetary space.
Succeeded.
Excellent.
You will draw all the fire.
All right.
We do have another friendly slot.
Can I go?
Yeah, actually, yeah,
I did say that you could go.
What are you going to do?
I would like to walk up to the glass on this ship
and just shove
my horse bike through it.
All right.
What check should that be then?
Melee, probably.
Okay.
I would think.
Oh, you should be back outside of the ship.
Again?
Yeah.
Ah!
Do I get a boost since the focus
has been taken away?
No, I don't think that that would help you in this for the roll.
Okay.
Well, I tried.
All right.
I do think it would help you for not getting fire on you when it's the ship's turn.
All right, fair.
Okay.
All right, you succeed in what?
doing damage on the
alright, doing damage on the ship?
On the ship, yeah. Specifically
the wind shield.
Jesus Christ.
What?
I'm looking
at the stats for the ship.
Alright. That's not
a good sign to hear.
Yeah. Alright.
Okay.
I guess I have to lose one of these.
Never tell
Taz the odds.
Okay, I won't.
Because he doesn't understand them.
He's not familiar with numbers.
Okay.
Fighter.
There's a fighter close to the little princess.
And I'm going to shoot from it.
Succeeded.
um
alright
uh does some damage
to the little princess
8 damage holy crap
alright
now we have another enemy
slot
which would be
I guess this other fighter
um
is going to fire onto
Which one is this?
Is this Pop or Pip?
Or Fizz?
Okay, this is Fizz.
Ooh, that
is not
good
for Fizz.
He also
takes damage.
No!
High amount of damage.
Ah!
I thought that was him firing.
No, he was getting...
I was getting fired on.
Sorry, I'm a little distracted.
Why?
Being in space.
Oh,
okay.
Sans toe.
All right.
We go back to a friendly slot.
All right, so while you were gone,
well, actually, let's just finish this friendly slot.
Pop seeing Fizz get shot on fills him with camaraderie and separation anxiety,
and he goes to fire on that particular fighter.
Is there any damage on it?
And he misses.
Aw!
All right.
Okay.
The big ship is going to turn its...
Can it shoot at?
I don't think it can shoot at
Taz, can it?
I don't know if Taz sat in front of the cannons.
Yeah, well, that
sounds like...
That's
possible.
Yeah.
I'm going to roll a dark side point and say he did that.
And he's going to shoot at Taz.
But I'm going to say it's a higher difficulty.
and he gets a setback dive for being distracted from Kale's good piloting.
So check failed.
It does graze right by Taz's head.
Good thing he's wearing his helmet.
Good thing he wore
his helmet.
That takes us up to the top.
While you were gone, Chief, sorry, Commander, Uli, you were just lost, completely lost in
your head about this bloodlust, completely just in the moment, yelling and being very
excited about war, that you couldn't fire.
So Uli took over and did some shooting.
I imagine you'd like to respond to
that move.
uh yeah what the hell is going on here why are you taking my gun you
like completely blacked out
you were like out of it man oh
shit yeah that happens sometimes um well no
well you're back
you take the gunner i'm gonna
go back up to the cockpit and
uh sit down next to the
shooting
with crazy
rapid fire.
Alright, go ahead, gunner.
Yeah, give me a gunnery check on that.
Fail.
But advantages?
I'm not sure how you would...
What might your advantages be?
okay so yeah i'm just missing but because my just insane antics and rapid fire is very distracting
uh the sips that i'm uh you know trying to hit they're having to evade my crazy rapid fire
okay you have two friendly slots coming up next you do have fizz and pop
under your command.
You could send them after these fighters
in these next two slots if you'd like.
Yeah, I'll send them after them
as I just continue to blast away
and their attention, you know,
diverts with me.
I tell Pism Pop,
why don't you go ahead and
go after these guys?
All right.
Aye, aye.
And I will roll these.
Check failed.
And pop.
Actually, this is Fizz, actually.
Oh, nothing doing, boss.
We're trying.
We're failing.
Unfortunately.
Oh, my gosh.
What the hell, guys?
we're trying our best
you guys need
some time in the
boat
the dome
don't send us back to the dome
the fighter is going to shoot
at Fizz here
but misses
and the other fighter
is going to shoot at
Fizz as well, since he's the closest.
All right.
Succeeded.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Fizz is down.
It,
uh...
Yeah, he, uh...
He spins off,
and then...
explodes.
Oh, no!
No, not Fez!
No! No!
Fez!
Why?
Did
something just happen?
Alright, friendly
slot.
I don't even know who's left at this point.
I guess it would be the pizza van.
No, we went already.
Did you go already?
Oh, yeah.
Clyde.
Yes.
I got an
idea.
Yes.
Those rocks, those asteroid rocks, can you move them?
I can certainly try.
I'd love to move some asteroid.
Where would you like me to move them to?
Into the ship.
Use them.
Fire them at the ship.
All right.
GM.
Yeah, go for it.
But yeah, you're going to need to do a force.
So that's the regular, just a regular white die.
Yeah,
yeah.
I'm going to hold on to the helm while he's forcing it up.
Oh,
fuck.
So you do roll a black die.
You can take three conflict to channel the dark side
to move these rocks into the path of one of the fighters.
You don't have to.
I'm not doing a dark
side.
It's just a suggestion.
It's
worth considering.
No, it's not.
Okay.
I don't want to go to the dark side.
Out of
character.
Okay.
All right.
Then you attempt force and fail.
Yeah.
This has never happened before, but I can't seem to move these rocks.
Listen, I know it was a far shot.
I know we're in space and, you know, it's a little bit difficult.
Just a convenient asteroid belt, you know.
All right.
You probably should have hit him there, Kale.
All right.
Des, this is your idea.
Let's get
the record straight.
You've never listened to my ideas before.
I mean, Gorbac was all on board.
I put him in the suggestion box all the time.
I apologize.
We'll listen to you more, Taz.
No, don't listen to me.
See what happens?
Okay,
we're at
the top.
Let's see if we can get out of this in one more round.
Who wants to take the first one?
Friendly slot.
All right, I'll stab the windshield again.
What are you trying to do?
Bust it so, like, the people get sucked out.
Okay.
Or they lose their hair.
If they're a living being, I don't know if they're robots or
not.
I thought you said lose their hair.
And I was like, how is that going to
benefit you?
And also, how does that work?
Lose their hair.
They're just bald and...
Bald and drifting through space.
All right, go ahead.
Just like an astromech, I know.
Loser hair.
All right, yeah, like, roll.
What was it, melee you were doing with your force bike?
I just did
force
bike.
Okay.
So I think it does melee, yeah.
All right.
Oh, yeah, it does it for you.
Okay.
All right.
Succeeded.
You succeeded.
I succeeded.
All right, I'm going to say you bang down it again.
You're able to break the glass.
Do you want to fill it in, how it happens?
Yeah.
Well, who's piloting it?
Are they droids?
Because I know they're separatists.
It is a droid piloted ship.
Okay.
All right.
Then I just pull the pike out with the pike.
The whole windshield flies off.
And then quickly afterwards, a droid.
Loses all its hair.
And
a tear.
Loses its hair and
flies out the window.
Waaayyy!
Saying,
Roger,
roger.
Roger, roger!
Flies out.
Yeah, and now the ship...
Oh, did we lose?
Now the ship is
drifting completely out of control.
Well, I mean, next turn I'm jumping in there.
Okay.
I looked away for a second.
What happened?
All right.
Test it.
All right.
Next friendly slot.
Anyone?
Can I
try to throw the
rocks again?
You can try the rocks again.
I'll try the rocks again.
I like throwing rocks.
You're a big rock guy.
I'm a big rock guy.
It's been a long time.
It's a rocket.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, nothing's going on.
Nothing's doing.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just standing there.
I'm like, and I got to remember, I'm driving.
So I'm like, I've got my hand on the wheel.
I'm like.
And I imagine I look really cool, but it's not doing anything.
All right.
Willie's looking at the rocks.
No, no, they're not moving.
I swear I saw.
Wait, wait.
That one's rolling.
That's the drift of space.
I don't think that's you.
No, that could have, I mean, kind of was me, maybe a little bit.
Yeah, maybe, I guess.
All right.
Commander, would you like to take a slot?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to actually, you said that Taz is on this ship
and it's kind of spinning out of control?
Yeah.
I'm going to see if I'm close enough as it spins out of control,
if I could grab him and bring him aboard the ship.
All right.
That would be piloting,
so that would require you to then run up and push Clyde out of the way
and pilot the ship, which I'm fine with,
as long
as Clyde's okay with that.
Clyde, get out of the way.
He doesn't have a choice.
Clyde, get out of the way.
I imagine he just pushes
me out of the chair.
I'm rolling on the floor.
and away.
Are we running away?
I
think we should run away,
Commander.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to
sneak out the back door here.
He's bloodlusted out.
Someone call Pizza Wagon.
Don't
let him get...
Left Clyde and Pop.
No, Clyde is still in...
the ship. Oh, Kale. Yeah, no, you left
Kale.
You might want to let him know.
Do you still have your helmet?
Taz, are you still in your helmet?
Almost always.
Yeah, tell Kale
this.
Okay, have Kale follow
us. Tell him we're out of here.
I mean, it's a party channel.
We are on a ship
with a
crazy man. I don't have
a communicator.
We are on a ship with a crazy man.
We need an escape route.
I am on the escape
route we have.
I'm on
top of the ship.
No, he came down and swooped and grabbed you.
Oh, and I went in?
Yeah, well, I mean, you didn't really have a choice.
Yeah, you're aboard
the little princess now.
You're on the princess.
Okay.
Sir, follow us.
We're
running away.
Get popped, too.
I'll fall right behind you.
All right.
And you guys sneak out the bag in all of the shuffle.
thanks to some expert piloting and distracting by the commander.
And you now are on the other side of the dead Meridian.
All right.
Welcome
on worse.
The End
Yeah, it's pretty Kai.
Did you say pretty Kai?
Yeah.
What the hell does that mean?
Uh, you know.
You know.
I don't, that's why I'm asking.
It's, you know, just a word, man.
Everything's just words.
Man.