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Hail the Junk Fort boys, in the night they roam at bay, solving woes with fire and sloat.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate, explosions mark the hours never late.

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I'm Tiger, I play Juckles, Tinkerer with an onion in the guts, Fixer Machine with a knack for the nuts.

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Juckles fact this week.

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Juckles received his first onion from a mysterious man in an alley.

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The first one was free.

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And he's been hooked ever since, as you may have noticed.

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Have you ever gone back to see that man?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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And you make me hang out with him and give me onions.

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It was very strange because I was young or Juckles was young.

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And this man was, you know, the age of a man.

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Just giving out onions to kids.

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Yeah, in an alley.

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Juggles like hanging out in the alley.

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So he's kind of that kind of kid.

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And this man came up to him and said, hey, you want an onion?

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And I said, what's an onion?

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He said, kid, I'm about to change your life.

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And he did.

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And he did.

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And he did.

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And he did.

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Okay.

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Beautiful.

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Beautiful.

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all right uh i have one this is not a character you've met but you have heard his name mentioned

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a few times westervale uh he uh suck no no suck he uh oh yeah suck uh he is uh he wanted to the

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whole reason he got into the business that he did is because he really wanted to do spring break in

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Duskoval. And instead

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of going on like a city tour, he went

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on a haunted house tour instead

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and got really ingrained

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in the culture of that.

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So now he's a professor of

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ghosts and demonics at Sook

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University. I guess it's just Sook.

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But that's how you

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that's how he got his career path.

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Spring break.

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Westervale.

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Oh shit, we talked to him at the end of the episode

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didn't we? Or we talked about him.

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No, you talked about him.

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And we're going to kill him so that those kids...

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He's the one who wrote the book on Neelix or something like that.

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No, he's the one who checked out the book.

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He's the one who checked out the book on Neelix.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And we're going to kill him so those kids can get an A.

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Yeah.

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And I can keep Neelix.

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That's what you said.

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That's what I promised.

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I lost the threat of this plot all over the place.

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As soon as we landed in port, I lost the threat of the plot.

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Did you try to get him to help us kill him?

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I promise them that I'm a

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yeah

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so now I'm

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committed

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I mean I don't think that's how that works

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I swore an oath to kill this kid's teacher

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and maybe the kids

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where were we

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I don't know you're probably drunk

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you're a tea of Jacqueline's

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how big was this oath

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substantial

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alright

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I'm Andy

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Tarquish Thunder.

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Tarquish or Squish's

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fact for today is he has no idea how old he is.

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He could be 8 or 80.

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Does anybody know?

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I assume his parents would know.

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So he doesn't know his parents or his parents never told him?

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He doesn't really know his parents.

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Hey, stop trying to get more facts.

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the fact is he doesn't know how old he doesn't know how old he is okay sorry i'm not trying to

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get more facts whether or not he knows his parents yeah it's not a fact it's not related

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it's not related it's going to be next week's fact

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so how did he know when he was old enough to drink

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he just went in and attempted to get a drink one time and nobody stopped

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i like that like every other time someone stopped him but to that day he was like all right i'm old

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enough but does he have a best guess i mean he has any idea from like 25 to 45 okay so he knows he's

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not a child but he had to start counting somewhere so i guess he doesn't have a birthday either

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he doesn't know his birthday

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stop trying to get more facts

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all your facts can't be around the same

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basic fact

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I guess yeah because I would think you just pick an age

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at some time and then you would just keep

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adding one but if you don't

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even have a birthday so he never picked a birthday

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no

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he just never had a birthday party

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would you be mad

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if the party gave you a birthday party

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probably we don't know yet

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What if we just decided to give it to him?

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Like, you know, because we love him.

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Hey guys, let's throw out everything I planned for this episode.

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And have that impromptu birthday party for Squish.

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It's a bit of a stretch.

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I mean, we could...

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It's a bit of a stretch.

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He doesn't deserve that.

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We can pretend to love.

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Deep down, he doesn't really want to know how old he is either.

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He's probably scared.

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Yeah.

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He could be 45.

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Could you imagine that?

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He's like, I could be 25 or I could be 45.

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It's like when it's coming up to your birthday

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and you just don't do the math.

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Do demons age differently too?

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Interesting.

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Like a baby Yoda?

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Well, yeah, like baby Yoda.

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That baby Yoda is going to outlive that Mandalorian for a while.

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He might have several Mandalorians.

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Mandalore-i.

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Mandalorei.

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Yeah, I don't know if

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Teacher-o-chians,

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if they have a longer lifespan

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or not.

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Let's hope it's not shorter.

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Yeah.

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Turns out you're like

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five.

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Turns out you've just been aging in dog years.

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And you've got one more year to go.

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Yeah, you're 12.

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And you can't have chocolate.

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This has just

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turned into a horror story.

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uh all right no i think i probably would say like you know teacher oceans probably age slower

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for sure okay i wouldn't say like else so like i they're not like hundreds of years old but i i

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yeah for sure they do a little bit maybe just like doubled you know you know 45 is the new 80

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or something like that or 80s new 45 yeah something like that yeah all right patches

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Oh, uh,

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Patches here.

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Patches McKenzie.

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My interesting fact is

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one time when I was a young man, I gave this little boy

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an onion. No, I'm just kidding.

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That would make you very old.

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Well, you know,

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I age like

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Benjamin Button style.

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I got Benjamin

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Button's disease.

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No, no, no.

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My fun fact...

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yeah yeah exactly played by bad played by pratt pitt um more like my interesting fact is uh

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i hate my father who gave me my love of the sea

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there you go why don't ask questions yeah try to stop trying to get more facts

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so i guess is your father a seaman or you don't know

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I guess no more questions

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did he also love the sea

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oh he lost you

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no I my father

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but I love the sea

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and he loved the sea

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oh okay

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but did he hate you

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I mean

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no more questions

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where's my bottle

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he also gave me my love of the drink

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well you know

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vicariously gave me the love of the drink

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So you guys never sailed together?

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No.

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No more questions.

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Mostly because I haven't thought of any more answers.

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I mean, we could think of it in real time.

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I mean, this is all random anyway.

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Brainstorm.

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Yeah, this is a greenhouse.

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There are no bad ideas.

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Except that one.

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Which one?

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That I gave you an onion?

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Or that you received an onion?

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Don't deflect.

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Was it a good onion?

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Was it the best onion you ever had?

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How did you eat the onion?

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Raw?

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Like an apple?

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I didn't know. Juggles did not know

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what an onion was.

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So he just ate it like...

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Oh, he totally appled it.

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No, he didn't apple it.

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It was more like a corn cob.

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That's worse somehow.

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You only ate the outer layers?

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No, it's like a corn cob

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that you also ate the core of.

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But he just started by eating it like a typewriter, you know, like one of those crows in the Looney Tunes cartoons.

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Oh, you got so many problems.

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What? I hope not one of them is being racist.

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It's not not being racist.

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All right.

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I'll take it.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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The Lockport Legend.

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Not another cult.

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Church service interrupted.

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Clothing maketh the man.

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Our gang of ne'er-do-wells started the day off with a little shopping.

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Squish haggled for a hat that would give him a boost at sneaking around.

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After a bit of back and forth, a price was agreed on,

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and hat promised ready by the next day.

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The crew then decided to check out one of the nearby temples,

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the Exlesia Gnostica.

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This church was dedicated to the written word.

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Squish and Patches decided to sneak about.

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Chuckles never wanted to join a crowd,

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immediately got suckered into attending service.

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Is there a greater crime than Bongo playing?

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Upstairs, Squish and Patches stumbled on the temple's archaic organizational system, the card catalog.

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They searched Neelix's name and found a book with his name mentioned.

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Patches was able to sneak the book, but his greed got the better of him, and he interrupted the sick poetry reading.

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Another cleverly named bar.

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Squish quickly snuck out of the front and distracted the incoming Garda.

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Chuckles distracted the angry congregation with his bongos and a mean judo chop.

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Patches ran like hell, and they were able to take cover at the Quaint Tia Jacquelines.

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The team then discovered they were just down the street from the Society of Universal Knowledge, their original destination.

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They were determined to find Wester Vale, professor of ghost and demonic entities.

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Have you guys caught the bar names yet?

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No, I was just thinking about it when someone pointed out that it was clever.

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So Tia Jacky's with his aunt.

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Aunt Jackie's?

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Oh, from Lockport.

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Oh, Jackie's.

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Tio Julio

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Tio Julio oh that'd be a good one

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What was the first bar?

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It was

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Smulders which is like embers

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Oh I thought it was

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Smulders like Smulder Twinkler

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No no

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Although in retrospect

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that does make more sense

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I was like oh

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she needed a bar after me

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Oh this is like we're in an alternate

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universe lockport with all the churches

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Yeah, but no university.

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Are there a lot of churches in Lockport?

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Yeah.

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I mean, yeah, I guess so, right?

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Yeah, there are.

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There was eight on our dart league.

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More than I would like.

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Oh, yeah.

268
00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,800
And I guess it was the Lockport Dart League, right?

269
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:07,800
Yeah.

270
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:08,720
Wasn't that the name of it?

271
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,980
And Lockport Church Dart Ball League, yeah.

272
00:12:15,259 --> 00:12:27,520
at one point there was eight of them crazy uh all right so you yes so you guys uh entered

273
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,720
tia jack leans you you got the information you were looking for from a group of college students

274
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:38,679
um you had checked out the gate to the university which is just down the street and it was

275
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,240
locked. You guys decided to go back to the bar and

276
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,820
decided that maybe the best option would be

277
00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:50,700
to sleep for the night, get some food, go to bed because you guys

278
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,100
have not slept since you arrived in

279
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,660
Lockport, which is like a day and a half or so ago. You arrived

280
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:02,080
kind of in the evening. You spent the day

281
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,560
walking around. This is the day of the next evening.

282
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,340
So, full night.

283
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,360
You're tired. You went to bed, is the gist of this.

284
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:13,460
On the boat.

285
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,680
Well, that's a good question.

286
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:19,800
Did you guys rent a room, or did you decide to go back to the boat for the night?

287
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:25,480
I wanted to rent a room because I assumed, with the way we pulled in, that they would be all over the boat.

288
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:27,940
Oh, that's right.

289
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:32,000
They would probably be scanning it for ghosts and probably spanking the hell out of our ghosts.

290
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,220
They're probably doing

291
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,560
neither of those, but

292
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,800
yeah. No, you said

293
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,280
that they're all over the boat, so they're

294
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,580
probably looking at the boat.

295
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,380
The Port Authority. I mean, they're not

296
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,600
spanking the ghost. They're mad

297
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,500
at the ghost. That's punishment. Bad

298
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,760
ghosts. They get a spank.

299
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,420
Well, they can't arrest them.

300
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,800
Who told you this?

301
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,580
How can they arrest

302
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,580
ghosts? How are you going to put

303
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,100
handcuffs on a ghost? They don't have

304
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,380
Where's Neelix?

305
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:07,720
Call him out here.

306
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,860
Let's get him to settle this.

307
00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,520
I mean, Neelix is in a bottle.

308
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,020
Oh, I see. They put him into a bottle.

309
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,580
Or another containment unit.

310
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,420
Now I'm worried about the ghosts.

311
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,680
Should we go check on the ghosts?

312
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,500
I mean, they're fine.

313
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,560
All right. Fine.

314
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:25,520
I guess they're fine.

315
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,780
I mean, the captain's there.

316
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,860
I mean, what's he supposed to do?

317
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,060
I mean, he's probably taking care of the shit.

318
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,900
He smells really bad.

319
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,220
That's also probably Kate taking care of for the ship.

320
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,260
Yeah, best not to worry about it, I guess.

321
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,140
Yeah, we'll deal with that later.

322
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:42,380
I guess we can.

323
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,540
Yeah, I think it's probably good to lay low.

324
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,700
I just want the record to show I'm worried about the ghosts.

325
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,460
For the record, Chuckles is worried about the ghosts.

326
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:54,040
Write that down.

327
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:55,640
Write that down.

328
00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:01,640
So you go and for the night have decided you're going to rent a room at T.A.

329
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,420
Jacqueline's. You're given comfortable

330
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,320
lodgings. It's one room.

331
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,180
There are multiple beds in there.

332
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,300
I'm going to say there's two beds and a couch.

333
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,680
Not enough for all of you

334
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,620
so you can either sort out the

335
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,540
sleeping arrangements yourselves.

336
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,000
Juckles, take the couch.

337
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:21,400
Okay.

338
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:23,600
You're a little guy.

339
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:24,960
You'll fit on the couch.

340
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,140
Just don't bark at me, please.

341
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,200
All right. I'm sorry.

342
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,200
Hey, Juckles.

343
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:32,880
yes

344
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,040
get your ass on the couch

345
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,180
okay alright I'm on the couch

346
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:38,400
alright

347
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,880
Squish jumps into a bed

348
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:45,520
Patches

349
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:46,480
you just go into bed

350
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,760
yeah I get the other half of the bed

351
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,700
no there's two beds

352
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,860
there's two beds

353
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:53,960
he gets the other half

354
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,760
I can throw a half

355
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,199
there's one in the bed

356
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,580
I get up and go into the other bed.

357
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,720
Well, I don't like sleeping alone at night.

358
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,160
All right, Juggles, get in the other bed.

359
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,440
Just put Juggles where you want them, I guess.

360
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,540
Can you get in the bed with the patches?

361
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,240
The captain?

362
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,440
Who can sit in the front of the bed?

363
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,000
Like a dog?

364
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:25,460
No.

365
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:28,200
No.

366
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,480
My dog sleep at the head of the bed.

367
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:33,880
Oh, okay.

368
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,120
Let's just go to sleep.

369
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,880
Well, you go to bed, and when you wake up,

370
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,160
you wake up to the sound of a busy, bustling city day.

371
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,360
By the time you wake, the sun's already up in the sky.

372
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,760
It's 8, 9 o'clock in the morning,

373
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,900
and you just hear the city kind of erupting around you.

374
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,860
People are running to work.

375
00:16:57,380 --> 00:17:02,320
You hear the bells of the Society of Universal Knowledge tolling.

376
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,020
It's time for class to begin.

377
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,520
Can I be gone already?

378
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,260
Yeah, yeah, you woke up early.

379
00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:09,520
Where did you go early in the morning?

380
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,100
Oh, I'm getting my hat.

381
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:12,640
Okay.

382
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:16,040
I'm right outside that door waiting for him to open.

383
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:25,400
Yeah, so as soon as the haberdasher, you know, turns up to unlock his door,

384
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,579
he sees you standing there.

385
00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:27,860
He goes, oh, oh, sir.

386
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,860
Oh, you're quite early.

387
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,260
We don't usually open for another hour or so.

388
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:33,500
Is the hat done?

389
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,720
Oh, yes, I finished it just last night.

390
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:37,540
Good.

391
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:43,700
There we go.

392
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,420
Come, come on.

393
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:46,540
Come in.

394
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,960
So he unlocks the door, lets you in.

395
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,720
The cat kind of slinks up.

396
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,700
He's like, one minute, I have to feed the cat.

397
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:59,880
And he disappears around the corner and he comes out with a little can of tinned cat food.

398
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,300
Oh, I thought you told us yesterday you didn't have any cat food.

399
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:05,480
Well, you know what?

400
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,840
You reminded me to buy some.

401
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,500
Poor cat.

402
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:08,620
I don't know what he eats.

403
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,720
Not dog food, though.

404
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,160
Not dog food.

405
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,960
And he sets down the little tin for the cat.

406
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:15,880
And then he disappears.

407
00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,220
And he comes out.

408
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,660
I'm stealing that can of food.

409
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,420
Oh, you just snatch it from the cat?

410
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,120
Yeah.

411
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,280
All right.

412
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,100
I'm not going to make you fight a cat.

413
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,660
You steal the cat food, much to the cat's meowing disappointment.

414
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:37,400
But the man comes back with a hat and a box that is very hat-shaped.

415
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,980
So you wanted a classic hat, so it's a very just tall box.

416
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:46,440
And he goes, would the gentleman like to observe or examine the item before he pays for it?

417
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,100
Yeah, I will.

418
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:55,900
And with a flourish, he opens up the front of the hat, or the box, and it kind of peels open.

419
00:18:55,990 --> 00:19:01,600
And inside is the finest green Cossack hat you have ever wanted.

420
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,820
Oh, all right, turn around.

421
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,020
I can't let you see the top of my head.

422
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:14,320
The man does what you says, and he turns around.

423
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,420
I take off my old hat, and I put on the new one.

424
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,360
and then i put the old one on top of the new one

425
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:29,860
just just on top of your other hat yeah uh the the man turns around he goes oh

426
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:36,580
well that's uh interesting style perhaps that's how they do it in teacher rose but uh how's the

427
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:45,839
fit sir it fits perfectly and the color the color is to your liking green wool as as asked as

428
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:54,000
requested oh it's beautiful well very happy to have done business i believe we said three coin

429
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:59,320
you offered half now and half later yeah i gave him one last night and i'll give him the other two

430
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:09,839
perfect and i walk out and i pat the cat gently on its head and i walk out uh perfect well uh as it's

431
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:22,320
As you leave the haberdashery, the store, Patches, Chuckles, you guys wake up and you see that Squish is gone.

432
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:26,780
Chuckles, wake up.

433
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:27,720
What?

434
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:28,260
What?

435
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,320
Oh, no.

436
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,380
No, not the last time you woke me up.

437
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,280
It was a whole thing.

438
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,740
Is it morning?

439
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:34,400
Are you in the bed?

440
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:35,180
Where are you sleeping?

441
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:36,600
I don't know.

442
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,540
Where did you guys put me?

443
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,320
I thought we put you in the photo bed.

444
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,260
I say I'm waking up. I'm in character.

445
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,600
Where did you guys put me?

446
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,740
At the foot of the bed. I'm waking up with my foot.

447
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:46,180
Wake up!

448
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:50,060
Oh, no.

449
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,960
This isn't the middle of the night, is it?

450
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,820
Is it the morning? Because last time you woke me up

451
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,280
in the middle of the night, it was a whole thing.

452
00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:58,460
No, it's the morning.

453
00:20:59,860 --> 00:20:59,960
Nice.

454
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:01,740
Do you know where Squish is?

455
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,040
Who?

456
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:04,540
Squish.

457
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,320
No. I thought he was with you.

458
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,440
No, no, he has definitely vanished.

459
00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:14,140
He was on that couch earlier, and now he is gone.

460
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,440
I'm sure he's not doing anything illegal.

461
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,960
Probably went to go get that hat.

462
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,280
He's very, very fond of hats.

463
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,280
Oh, he was serious about that?

464
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,040
Oh, yeah, he spent money.

465
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,700
It wasn't our money, was it?

466
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,860
I mean, it's kind of collective.

467
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Oh, yeah, the pirate life.

468
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,940
Oh, yeah, but that makes a lot of sense.

469
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,180
He probably did go get that hat.

470
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,640
Do you want to go find him, or do you want to go do something else?

471
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:46,760
Hmm.

472
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,880
I've never been to Lockport before.

473
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:51,440
What?

474
00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:52,860
Do they have a market?

475
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:57,780
Like a, you know, like a produce market?

476
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,560
Oh, yeah, tons of produce.

477
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,720
All over the place.

478
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,040
I'll show you around.

479
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,860
Wait, have you been to Lockport?

480
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,300
I like it.

481
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:16,080
all right uh yeah i guess maybe we should go out as you know the as they open the markets

482
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:22,680
yes in the morning as they do well the game and pull the market square no i'm just kidding you

483
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:29,240
don't have to do that all right well yeah so you can leave the you decide you're going to skip

484
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:36,380
breakfast uh and you go down the steps uh out of the uh tia jacklings and you are back on the high

485
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,720
which again is not just a street, but it's a whole neighborhood.

486
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,260
It's bustling.

487
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,640
It is early morning market hour.

488
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:47,700
People are out with stalls filled with food, filled with their wares for the day.

489
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,960
There are people hawking fish.

490
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:54,680
There are people hawking meats, vegetables, whatever you name it, croissants,

491
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:57,020
other fine baked goods, eggs.

492
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,580
The city is definitely alive and bustling.

493
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:04,640
And no one's really paying you any mind as you walk up and down past all of these carts.

494
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:06,980
wow

495
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,200
this is nice

496
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,900
this is way less dreary

497
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,140
than Duskfall

498
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:13,460
oh yeah

499
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,880
covered in soot

500
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,800
well Duskfall is a very dirty city

501
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,500
it's right in the name

502
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,240
right there Dusty

503
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,560
Dusty Vall

504
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:27,200
I've heard it's an old word

505
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,800
meaning Dusty

506
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,180
Dusty Vale

507
00:23:31,419 --> 00:23:32,140
Dusty Vale

508
00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:34,720
oh

509
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,280
Thank you.

510
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,500
Thank you for that tidbit.

511
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,800
I'm looking for...

512
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:41,920
Pat?

513
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,240
Let's say when you said we were skipping breakfast.

514
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,520
I was not intending in skipping breakfast.

515
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:49,820
I am hungry.

516
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,200
Okay.

517
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,320
Well, what are you looking for?

518
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,900
You want some fruits? Vegetables?

519
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:56,820
No, no.

520
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:57,680
Some grits?

521
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:58,600
No.

522
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,960
What is a grit?

523
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,360
It's like half of a rice bean.

524
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:19,280
okay well i don't really want that no no no no no i know that's a man's food

525
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:27,940
this is a greenhouse there are no bad ideas uh okay you want some green beans

526
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:32,120
um i want something green do you want some do you want some onions

527
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,300
some what?

528
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:35,280
onions

529
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,380
do they have onions?

530
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,240
oh I'm sure

531
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,240
there's all vegetables all over the place

532
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,700
vegetables, fruits

533
00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:45,360
legumes

534
00:24:46,139 --> 00:24:47,260
food for cats

535
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,100
no you're out of this

536
00:24:51,179 --> 00:24:52,860
you decided to get your hat

537
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:55,540
I mean

538
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,060
he must be able to see us

539
00:24:59,060 --> 00:24:59,840
when he walked out with

540
00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:03,520
It's a Chimeraquois-sized hat that I can only imagine.

541
00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:04,920
We must be able to see him.

542
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:11,700
Yeah, somehow you have missed this Chimeraquois-sized,

543
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,240
this green Dr. Seuss hat coming down the street.

544
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,360
It helps me at sneaking.

545
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,040
Somehow.

546
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,160
With his other hat on top, his little mayor's hat that he stole.

547
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:25,080
You've missed it.

548
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,760
And now Squish is kind of standing right beside you

549
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,760
as you're pointing out all of the other stalls

550
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,380
at the market.

551
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,440
Get a bow on you.

552
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,880
No, I need to be sneaky.

553
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,460
I reach into my pocket,

554
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:42,760
I pull out the can of cat food

555
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,660
and give it to Chuckles.

556
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:44,780
Is this?

557
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:46,500
Is this?

558
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:48,700
Miracle meal?

559
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,360
Miracle meal for cat food?

560
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,260
Yes.

561
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,800
I don't know what the can says.

562
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:57,620
Me neither.

563
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,620
but I can smell it and it smells like Miracle Meal.

564
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,240
Okay, then it's Miracle Meal.

565
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,200
And I can have this whole thing? You don't even want any of it?

566
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,580
No, you can have it.

567
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,320
Not even a little bit? Are you sure? I feel kind of bad taking all of this.

568
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:15,020
You sure you don't want to have a bite? Just take a little bite.

569
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,140
I'm sure.

570
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,220
Alright, you're lost.

571
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:20,880
And I eat it.

572
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,900
Like a greedy little bird.

573
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,240
It can too?

574
00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:28,480
No, I know enough.

575
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:31,940
I can navigate my way around a can.

576
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,900
Wait, are there any sharp edges?

577
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,940
Hopefully not. It's too late. I didn't check.

578
00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:39,680
No, there's no sharp edges

579
00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:41,480
because this was originally given to a little kitty.

580
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,920
So it's kitty safe.

581
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,640
I'm eating it with a little bit more veracity

582
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,260
than a little kitty.

583
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:47,200
Sharp edges for my little kitty.

584
00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:50,720
They need to make sure the cats can get into those cans really easy.

585
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,980
They're very fragile.

586
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,660
Yeah, so you go to town on this can of cat food,

587
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,480
and quite frankly, it's the first can of cat food you've had in a long time.

588
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,660
And I am delighting in it.

589
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:09,540
Yes, it is the fanciest feast that you've had.

590
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,100
We'll get sued.

591
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,540
Miracle meal, not fancy feast.

592
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:17,960
It's the most miraculous meal you've had in a while.

593
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:22,380
And it goes so good, in fact, that it kind of heals and balms your soul.

594
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,940
In fact, it's going to remove one of your levels of harm, more glass and crack.

595
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,840
You can go ahead and just erase that.

596
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:30,640
Oh, man.

597
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,980
I can just feel the glass ejecting from my crack.

598
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,120
Just as I eat this cat food.

599
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,620
That crack or glass.

600
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,660
Yeah, you can go ahead and heal some of that hurt.

601
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,140
All right.

602
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,780
Well, now I'm hungry.

603
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:51,820
There's all sorts of things.

604
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,580
What are you looking for?

605
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:55,140
Seeing me mog out on that cat food really made you hungry.

606
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,120
I want to steal a croissant.

607
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,360
You're going to steal a croissant.

608
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,560
Why don't you just try and buy it first?

609
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,440
Maybe perhaps, you know, offer them something.

610
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,940
Let me put it this way.

611
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,620
I tried to steal a croissant.

612
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,180
Retroactively flashback.

613
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,900
I'm going to have to find out if I did this right.

614
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:15,200
Yeah.

615
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:15,980
Okay.

616
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,040
Are you trying to be sneaky about it?

617
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:19,720
Oh, yeah.

618
00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:19,860
Yeah.

619
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,260
Hold it.

620
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:20,980
100% sneak.

621
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,000
100% sneak

622
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,560
so finesse or prowl

623
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,520
I mean I guess do

624
00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,360
finesse because it's more of a sleight of hand trick

625
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,340
than it is like you sneaking around

626
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,360
although he was very

627
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,500
he was very emphatic that he was

628
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,360
doing it sneaky and not

629
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:39,780
sleight of hand

630
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,680
let me ask a question before I roll

631
00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:44,600
how distracting was Juggles

632
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,100
eating of the

633
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:47,880
cat food

634
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,140
was it distracting?

635
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,020
eating and sleeping. Not

636
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,380
nearly as distracting as the attention

637
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,320
his Squish's large hat

638
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,080
has gotten. Okay, so

639
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,100
does that, can that give me an extra dice?

640
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:01,580
Modifier?

641
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,160
That's the opposite

642
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,440
of what I wanted to happen.

643
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,240
Roll your prowl plus one.

644
00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:09,740
Prowl or finesse?

645
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,360
You said finesse earlier.

646
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,200
You need a refund on that hat.

647
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,780
You were being sneaky. You said you were sneaky.

648
00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:23,020
So prowl, and then you can give yourself a plus one for silly hat.

649
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,520
That's no good.

650
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,420
To be fair, I wanted a finesse.

651
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,220
To be fair, I wanted to win that roll.

652
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:39,720
You reach for one of the croissants,

653
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,640
and just as you get your little hands on it,

654
00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:45,120
you feel someone grab your arm and go,

655
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,280
Socle bleu, what are you doing trying to steal my croissant?

656
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,060
I have no look at it

657
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,500
I did honestly

658
00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:56,600
You look with your eyes

659
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,620
not with your hands

660
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,240
I didn't know

661
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,560
I wanted to make sure it wasn't

662
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,760
on the bottom of it

663
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,140
You're going to take

664
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,640
level 1 shame

665
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,260
level 1 shame

666
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:10,280
is that harm?

667
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:11,020
shame

668
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:12,280
shame

669
00:30:17,139 --> 00:30:18,260
no no

670
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:24,120
shame

671
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,320
I can deal with shame

672
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,220
he the vendor takes it

673
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,120
and like throws your hand away

674
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,180
and he goes

675
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,260
if you want the croissant you have to pay

676
00:30:42,179 --> 00:30:43,200
your croissant

677
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,980
it's moldy on the bottom

678
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,240
Jacques croissants

679
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:48,680
Moldy?

680
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,540
Oh, no.

681
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,680
Now we're in a fight.

682
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:52,080
Now we're in a battle.

683
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:53,960
No, I have storm off.

684
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:57,680
I'm not going to get into a battle with a Frenchman.

685
00:30:58,340 --> 00:30:59,220
With a French baker.

686
00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:00,320
Are you kidding me?

687
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:01,620
I got better things to do.

688
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:02,960
You're moldy.

689
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:03,760
Doc.

690
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,440
Let's see what else there is to steal around here.

691
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,020
Now, is there possibly a Danish nearby?

692
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,000
Sure, sure.

693
00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:14,640
Yeah, you want to see how good my Danish accent is?

694
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,500
No, not a Danish man.

695
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:17,840
A Danish.

696
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,640
oh uh yeah i mean if you want to try try that again i'll let you roll your finesse this time

697
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,320
maybe you'll be a little bit stealthier about it what are we in epcot you're just gonna piss off

698
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:38,400
like one world of what country at a time no is that what we did yes oh boy see i got partial

699
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:46,060
success i got half a danish the other half yeah you're only half shamed yeah so you see a pile

700
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,080
of danishes and unlike their croissants

701
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,980
which were clearly freshly baked and had

702
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,620
this like wonderful glowing smell

703
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,740
these are like the gas station

704
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,180
danishes that are in plastic packaging

705
00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:57,640
and kind of have like a sticky

706
00:31:57,970 --> 00:31:58,520
mold on them

707
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,700
they're made of mold

708
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,920
I get those every day

709
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,360
what danish did you want

710
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:07,520
to grab

711
00:32:08,179 --> 00:32:09,620
what danish were you grabbing

712
00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:10,620
yeah what flavor

713
00:32:12,179 --> 00:32:13,380
cheese cat food

714
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:14,600
cat food danish

715
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,280
unfortunately you ended up with blueberry

716
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,280
but you know

717
00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:21,360
you did get your Danish and nobody

718
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,060
saw you do it so

719
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,400
I do hate blueberries

720
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:26,020
I know you do

721
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:29,300
god I hate fucking

722
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:29,700
blueberries

723
00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:33,400
I'm pretty angry right now

724
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:34,980
this is his character too

725
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,480
I've got blueberries

726
00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:38,980
coming out and I'm like fucking

727
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:39,840
blueberries

728
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,980
I fucking hate blueberries

729
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,580
I got a blueberry for a Danish

730
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:48,900
Hey

731
00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:49,800
Settle down

732
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:50,660
It's okay

733
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,040
You'll be fine

734
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:52,700
We'll get through this

735
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:55,620
I serve half the blueberry Danish for later

736
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,260
Also who makes a blueberry Danish

737
00:32:58,260 --> 00:32:58,760
The Danish

738
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,140
I wish I hadn't paid for this

739
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,420
The Danes

740
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:03,740
The Danes

741
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,240
The Danes

742
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,120
The Great Danes

743
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,980
The bloody Danes

744
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,240
well as you guys finish your breakfast uh squish did you want anything for breakfast were you gonna

745
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:27,000
partake he got it i had no i'm i'm okay okay uh so as you walk around the city wait or walk around

746
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:34,980
the market with your uh breakfasts uh you notice that there are a flood of people kind of going in

747
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:41,180
one direction. And they all look quite a bit younger, you know, young adults anyway, not,

748
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:46,440
you know, like children or anything. And you notice that they're all heading towards a large

749
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:53,320
stone gate, which is now open. This is the Society of Universal Knowledge, S-U-K.

750
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,600
During the daytime, the university gates are open.

751
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,200
Then let's go in there.

752
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:05,840
Where do you suppose all them young people are going?

753
00:34:08,659 --> 00:34:09,179
Sook?

754
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,120
Sook?

755
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:12,340
Sook?

756
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,520
So, I guess we...

757
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,540
How about this?

758
00:34:17,629 --> 00:34:19,159
We walk in casual-like.

759
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,679
Yeah, walk in casual and we'll pretend

760
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,080
to be students.

761
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,899
I don't think we have to pretend.

762
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,600
I think we can just walk in.

763
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:29,379
Because we're students?

764
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:30,800
No.

765
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,659
They're not going to let in a couple of creeps.

766
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,580
They'll give us wedgies and hang us from the flagpole.

767
00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:40,060
Are there guards at the door?

768
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:41,260
Make fun of our slacks.

769
00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:42,340
At the gate?

770
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:51,940
So there are guards at the gate, but they're clearly like there for show and only if shit, like people start fighting or anything.

771
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,679
I say that because they're not checking IDs.

772
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,540
They're not questioning people.

773
00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:01,000
They're just there kind of as a show of force.

774
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,680
Like the Tower of London.

775
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:05,700
Yeah, like those guys won't do anything.

776
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,380
I'm sure you could go up and tweak their noses.

777
00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:11,700
No, they are not paying any attention to really anyone.

778
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,720
They're just kind of talking.

779
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,420
They're just there.

780
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,180
Again, more as a proactive.

781
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,100
So can we tweak their noses?

782
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:19,680
I'm not tweaking their noses.

783
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,800
Would you like to tweak their noses?

784
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:23,120
Let me remind you.

785
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:26,040
You should not have offered that as an idea.

786
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,160
there is the possibility if you roll

787
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,460
that you may roll badly.

788
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,620
I thought you were going to tweak their noses.

789
00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:40,920
No, I'm going to walk in casual.

790
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,140
Juggles, Juggles.

791
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:42,780
Yes, yes.

792
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,100
You should go up and tweak those guys' noses.

793
00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:47,980
No, I'm just going to walk in there casual.

794
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,140
Can you guys see the school?

795
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:52,760
Yeah, I can.

796
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,000
Okay, I just want to make sure.

797
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:54,220
Sorry.

798
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,080
Thank you.

799
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,140
Squish, Squish, what do you think?

800
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,300
Don't you think Juggles should go up and tweak their noses?

801
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:00,840
he's got such a cute demeanor that I don't think

802
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:01,720
they'll do anything to him

803
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,800
he's breast breaks of cat food I think they're gonna have

804
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,480
a problem with it

805
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,840
I feel like that's a bit harsh

806
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:09,260
it's a bit harsh

807
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:12,720
so if you're telling me if he's butt didn't break of cat food

808
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,780
he'd get away with it

809
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:15,800
no I don't think so

810
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,600
alright cool

811
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,180
alright so let's just

812
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,080
walk in there casual like

813
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,040
yeah walk in there casual like

814
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:30,500
I start strutting in like I'm a student, you know, kicking my legs out.

815
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,700
Yes.

816
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,200
Classic student strut.

817
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,580
Classic student strut.

818
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:40,180
Perfect.

819
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:47,500
So once you walk in, it's kind of a quad setup in the university.

820
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:53,880
Once you pass the outer gates, you see this big square expanse of lawn.

821
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,900
And of course, people are being very careful not to walk on the lawn.

822
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:03,740
But there are just rows of buildings and classes around the center square.

823
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,820
There are looks like there are other squares in the distance.

824
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:12,540
Like once you pass this main set, there probably opens up to different wings and different areas.

825
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:18,160
But it's a very just a big open space with corridors on either side.

826
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Students are kind of rushing here and there.

827
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:25,820
But as you're standing there, you hear this bell toll again, the one that you had heard earlier.

828
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,260
It's marking that it's nine o'clock.

829
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:35,700
And once that final bell rings, the crowd kind of dies out because all of the students are now rushing to class.

830
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,220
They don't want to be late.

831
00:37:38,510 --> 00:37:42,240
And you are left alone in this quad by yourselves.

832
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,320
Is there a directory around?

833
00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,140
Is there a directory?

834
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,020
If you want to look for one, you for sure can.

835
00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:55,060
It would be a survey if you wanted to roll for the directory.

836
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,460
There's kind of a pillar in the center of the quad that you approach.

837
00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:13,240
And when you get to it, it's kind of like a you are here sign.

838
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,980
and it's showing you like the different halls and the different buildings laid out.

839
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,920
There's not really a directory and like it's telling you the names of the people who work there,

840
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,720
but you can see that there's different departments.

841
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:27,640
There's like the biology department.

842
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,440
There's art history.

843
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,020
There's paranormal studies in the back.

844
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:34,540
Oh, yeah.

845
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,180
Let's go towards the paranormal studies.

846
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:37,640
Paranormal studies.

847
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,680
That's what I was about to say.

848
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:39,860
Yeah.

849
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:42,860
That's where Westvale works.

850
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,160
Who?

851
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,080
Westervale

852
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:47,940
Oh yeah Westervale

853
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:49,380
That's the name that came up the other night

854
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,280
Last night yeah

855
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,220
Last night

856
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,860
Were we supposed to kill him?

857
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:56,440
No

858
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,140
The idea was floated

859
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,100
I believe we promised that we would

860
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:02,700
Kill him

861
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:03,940
I think it was a blood oath

862
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:07,200
I think it was only if they agreed to help

863
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,940
And they did not

864
00:39:10,359 --> 00:39:12,480
We should kill him just to be sure

865
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,420
All right. All right. We'll see when we get there. What's going to happen?

866
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:21,740
Yeah, maybe he's a real bad dude and he needs to be put down. I mean, how many good teachers have you met?

867
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:27,580
All right. Well, to the doctor's office.

868
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,900
You cross through one of the buildings and it's it's fairly quiet.

869
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:41,940
You kind of heard, you know, can hear all the other students have have already rushed out to to their classes.

870
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:44,580
Sorry, I'm just pulling y'all in here. Give me one sec.

871
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:53,780
You've made it to a second set of quads, and you guys get maybe like a third of the way over there.

872
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:54,840
I don't know why that's happening.

873
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:03,800
When you hear some voices behind you kind of just, well, you don't really know, but you can hear voices behind you.

874
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:08,800
They're kind of snickering and laughing.

875
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,940
Oh, no. I'm triggered.

876
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:24,940
is that the bully from the bully from bully yeah yeah yeah absolutely it is oh no i'm just ignore

877
00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:31,800
him that's not how you deal with the bully no you rush up and beat the crap out of him right

878
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:39,580
i haven't even said anything though you hear them you hear them uh you hear them kind of you hear

879
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,860
and kind of like whisper and then finally one's like,

880
00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:43,720
uh, hey, hey,

881
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,740
hey, hey.

882
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,420
Just ignore him. Don't look at him.

883
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,780
I'm not looking. I'm turning. I'm turned

884
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,740
around. I got my back to him and I am

885
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:52,460
fidgeting

886
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:54,500
very nervously.

887
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,340
Yeah, just keep walking. Just keep walking.

888
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,600
Don't. Just take you with the one with the stupid

889
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,500
gray coat.

890
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,740
No, no. This coat is dusty.

891
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,040
Let's just keep going.

892
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,360
Is my coat gray?

893
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,500
Your coat is very fashionable.

894
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,980
thank you i told you these guys are cowards

895
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:19,860
i mean they're right yeah how they know so much about us so soon

896
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,340
can tell just by looking at us

897
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:29,740
well yeah i mean you're what your paranormal studies all those freaks look the same look at

898
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:36,260
you you look like a bunch of like worn out washed up what the hell is that hat dude uh and one of

899
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,280
them has picked up a rock and is

900
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,220
trying to chuck it at the hat

901
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,140
on your head, this big green target you've

902
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:42,800
just given him.

903
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,340
The big green sneaking target.

904
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,220
It's supposed to

905
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,480
help me blend in.

906
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,640
It will start sneaking.

907
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,240
Blend in with what, a haberdashery?

908
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:56,460
Yeah, or

909
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,180
grass. Or a tall

910
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:58,580
bush.

911
00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:02,300
A hat-shaped

912
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,260
bush. Look at that

913
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,300
little freaky one over there.

914
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:08,260
Oh, does he smell like cat food?

915
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,540
Is he talking about me? But he smells like cat piss.

916
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:11,500
It could be anyone.

917
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,960
It's probably not me, right?

918
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:16,300
No, he can't be talking about

919
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,220
me. Hey! Hey, we're

920
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,260
talking to you. How close are they?

921
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,980
They kind of want to see...

922
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,080
They are coming up behind

923
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,040
you. Can they hear what I'm saying?

924
00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:28,340
No,

925
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,220
they can't hear what you're saying. I just want

926
00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:30,980
to hear how many

927
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,240
insults Bridget's

928
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,320
been waiting to hurl at us

929
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:38,380
this whole time.

930
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,760
My list grows, no.

931
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,320
One of them reaches up

932
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,320
to you, Patches, and he grabs your arm

933
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,480
and he's like, hey, do you even go to this school?

934
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,360
Just wreck him.

935
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,120
You want to wreck him?

936
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:54,780
Yeah, no one touches me.

937
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,500
Yeah, no one touches me.

938
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:57,740
I wreck him.

939
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,240
Yeah, I'm rolling it.

940
00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:02,340
He's going to be wrecked right off his fucking ass.

941
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,400
what do you do to wreck him

942
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,300
he grabs me and I literally turn around

943
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:19,300
as fast as possible and punch him square

944
00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:21,340
in the face and it's one of those situations where it's

945
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,460
so hard his feet go up in the

946
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,960
air and like back

947
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:26,360
you know like a cartoon

948
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,300
is that a critical success

949
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:30,360
well you know

950
00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,360
that's how it looks to me

951
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:33,780
Tell me how you want to imagine it.

952
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,600
I haven't gotten a good success in a while.

953
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,740
You got a critical for running away.

954
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,680
Yeah, you're really good at that.

955
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,820
The opposite of what you're doing right now.

956
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:55,120
So, yeah, you, you, you, you covered it with wood.

957
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:59,720
So the one that's directly behind you, you just go and you sock him.

958
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,340
And, yeah, he falls backwards.

959
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:03,980
Jaw, Gabe.

960
00:44:04,070 --> 00:44:04,900
Oh, wait, what's going on here?

961
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:06,240
That's not supposed to happen.

962
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,940
Yeah, you've decked him really good.

963
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,520
Unfortunately, this has triggered his other two buddies to start.

964
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,540
And they are all members of the university.

965
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:19,560
They have all the sweater vests on.

966
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:26,240
They are young men of varying heights, widths, ages, and proportions.

967
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,540
One second here.

968
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,120
Perfect.

969
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:37,640
And they have taken this as leave to start attacking you.

970
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:40,620
So...

971
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,520
I was afraid this was going to happen.

972
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:53,060
The one closest to Squish, he's going to pull out a slingshot,

973
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:57,160
and he just scoops up some of the loose gravel on the ground,

974
00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:01,700
And he fires and planks it right at your face, Squish.

975
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:11,180
You're going to roll a prowess resistance to see how well you resist that roll.

976
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:11,940
Resist that.

977
00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:17,360
Kind of.

978
00:45:18,670 --> 00:45:18,860
Yeah.

979
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:19,420
I succeed.

980
00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:19,920
Yeah.

981
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:27,200
So I would say, how do you avoid getting hit and pelted with ID stones?

982
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,560
Oh, I pull down the top hat and cover my face.

983
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,860
The hat all the way at the top?

984
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:35,580
Yeah.

985
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:39,700
Yeah, so you cover your face, and right as you do this,

986
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:42,620
you hear these, like, stones pinging into the fabric.

987
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,140
I guess it would be more like thumping into the fabric.

988
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:51,280
You are safe, but your hat, your old hat, is now completely ruined.

989
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:53,780
It's dented.

990
00:45:54,060 --> 00:46:00,080
It's the felt has been like pushed in the supports for the hat are just it's been pelted by these rocks.

991
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,860
Oh, that's not good.

992
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,920
Unfortunately, you have decided to go.

993
00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:15,580
The guy next to you goes to his waist and he pulls out his own bottle.

994
00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:22,140
What he has here is a ghost and he has released it on you.

995
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:27,320
Now, you all have lost your ability to be scared of ghosts at this point.

996
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,400
That was one of your upgrades.

997
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:35,240
But he is going to try and, like, breach into your body

998
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,480
in an attempt to kind of possess and scare you.

999
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,280
You're going to roll one of your...

1000
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:41,920
Let me get this right.

1001
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:45,820
Same thing.

1002
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,840
I'm going to have you roll your prowess to kind of physically resist it.

1003
00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:51,920
Probably not good.

1004
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:59,360
not too bad

1005
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:09,100
resist ghost uh yeah so you you because you have this upgrade and you've been with ghost so much

1006
00:47:09,230 --> 00:47:14,520
time you don't even blink this doesn't even spook you uh at all uh but you do get a slight chill go

1007
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:23,020
ahead and just take one stress. All of us? No, not you. Not anyone. Just, just, just,

1008
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:31,460
just Charles. So now you're kind of in a standoff. The guy who was previously had been punched

1009
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:39,420
is back up on his feet. He's cradling his, his mouth in his hand. And they're like, what,

1010
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:48,200
what the fuck was that for dude what the hell a captain captain what are you the fuck are you

1011
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:53,720
talking about dude you're just a gray old dusty hobo he has a piece of me too

1012
00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:03,040
i pull out my rifle and i just aim it at the kid's face while i walk slowly towards them

1013
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,400
so this is an intimidation technique right

1014
00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:10,360
yeah but I will follow through

1015
00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:11,060
if I have to

1016
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,040
he destroyed my head

1017
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,420
so you pull out your rifle

1018
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,580
pointing at him

1019
00:48:19,990 --> 00:48:21,480
the kid that approached you

1020
00:48:21,910 --> 00:48:23,000
do you say anything to him

1021
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:25,660
yeah I'm like it is best for you

1022
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,980
to lean right fucking now

1023
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:29,920
before I get

1024
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,639
really really mad

1025
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:42,080
he backs up a little bit and he eyes he turns and you can see him eyeing he's eyeing the guards that

1026
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:49,500
were in at the front gate so you have crossed one yard you're now in the second um so it's quite a

1027
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:55,560
distance for him to run but you can see him looking at it he's looking at the guard seeing how quickly

1028
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:59,739
he can get over there before don't do it the farther you go the better i aim

1029
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,820
that's just how gunning works

1030
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,660
rifles yes

1031
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:08,220
that's how shooting guns work

1032
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:09,380
you know

1033
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:10,460
further you go

1034
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,800
the better my aim is

1035
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,140
I thought you guys were students

1036
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,700
we are students what the hell

1037
00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:21,460
you guys don't even go to this school

1038
00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:23,040
you belong here

1039
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,360
no I belong here

1040
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:26,800
I'm in

1041
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,720
algebra

1042
00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:31,340
what

1043
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:33,200
I just

1044
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,560
I just said algebra

1045
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:36,940
you said I'm in and then I said algebra

1046
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,300
the one with the ghost

1047
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,580
because his ghost

1048
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,520
did not scare you he pulls it back

1049
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,320
and you see him kind of

1050
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:49,340
off to the side

1051
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,540
kind of say something out of his mouth

1052
00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:53,380
and the ghost starts

1053
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,280
fleeing

1054
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,360
behind him

1055
00:49:58,740 --> 00:49:59,700
oh patches

1056
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:00,800
Patches

1057
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,060
I got it which one do you want

1058
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,940
Hotman or Neelix

1059
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,620
We can't burn this place down

1060
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,340
It would make

1061
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,400
Finding the guy easier

1062
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:13,240
Yeah his charged corpse

1063
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,160
Neelix

1064
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,120
Dress up as a female bully

1065
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,120
Neelix

1066
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,060
Comes out of his bottle

1067
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,280
He's dressed in kind of a

1068
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,680
Girl schoolgirl outfit

1069
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,560
to kind of match the aesthetic.

1070
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,180
Get that ghost!

1071
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,420
Are you going to command him?

1072
00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,100
Yeah, I have to command him.

1073
00:50:39,030 --> 00:50:39,220
Yeah.

1074
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:42,140
Give him a good hearty command.

1075
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,540
You command him,

1076
00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:54,160
and he books it across the yard,

1077
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:56,760
and he disappears along with the other ghost

1078
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,840
into the second quad that's now behind you.

1079
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:03,360
The three other bullies are still kind of intimidated by this gun.

1080
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,020
They're kind of like looking at each other,

1081
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,440
and then they're looking at...

1082
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:11,960
And then they're looking at you.

1083
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,020
Would any of you like to do anything before?

1084
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,260
Oh, you broke up.

1085
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,360
Oh, yeah, so the three bullies are all looking at each other,

1086
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,980
and now they're looking at Squish.

1087
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,260
They've determined that the only way that they're going to survive this is if they take Squish down at once.

1088
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,160
Oh, well, then I open fire.

1089
00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:36,900
Kind of sizing him up.

1090
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:37,600
Sure.

1091
00:51:38,310 --> 00:51:39,480
Go ahead and throw your hunt.

1092
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:47,020
Prepare for another beheading via rifle bullet.

1093
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:52,440
Oh, yeah.

1094
00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:53,360
Critical success.

1095
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:59,520
You cold-blooded murdered a boy.

1096
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,160
He destroyed my hat.

1097
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:03,600
Yep, eye for an eye.

1098
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:05,740
Doesn't get more equal than that.

1099
00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:07,120
You do.

1100
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:11,760
You are smart enough to be able to pull your aim.

1101
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,420
You don't kill the boy immediately, but you shoot him through the leg.

1102
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,400
Or I guess you can pick.

1103
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,640
What other non-vital organ are you going to pick?

1104
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:24,660
You know what?

1105
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,800
I'm going to shoot him in the ass.

1106
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:27,880
Perfect.

1107
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,000
Isn't that on the other side of him?

1108
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:32,180
Isn't he facing us?

1109
00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:37,640
The three of them decide they're going to run towards you, Squish,

1110
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,480
and they're going to try and jump you.

1111
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:41,040
They're all going to try and tackle you all at once

1112
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,860
because they realize that you have a gun and they don't.

1113
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:48,460
So, sorry.

1114
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,360
They all rush forward to tackle you,

1115
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:55,160
And in the melee, one of them gets shot right in the ass.

1116
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,700
And he's going to go down.

1117
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,220
He's going to take a knee because he's been shot in the butt.

1118
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:03,680
You see him.

1119
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,900
You hear the shot go off.

1120
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:12,120
You two now realize that, like, there's been gunfire.

1121
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,820
If the ghost hadn't reached the guards by now, they definitely heard that gunfire.

1122
00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:19,560
Guys, we should run.

1123
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:23,120
Run and hide. Let's go run and hide into a classroom.

1124
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,200
We'll run and hide into a classroom.

1125
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,300
I believe we are now school shooters.

1126
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,680
No, no, no, no, no. We haven't shot anybody.

1127
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:34,980
I mean, Squish did it, but we're not shooters yet.

1128
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:40,220
I mean, let's just go hide. We'll pretend we're adjunct professors.

1129
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,300
I teach. What do I teach?

1130
00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:44,500
Chuckles, quick, what do you teach?

1131
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,080
The steeplechase.

1132
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,060
The steeplechase. What?

1133
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:57,500
the steeplechase everyone's favorite olympic event that's what i'm teaching yes yes people

1134
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:04,140
chasing people chasing fair enough fair enough and i shall teach uh uh economics oh yes the great

1135
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:12,760
underwater economics underwater economics let's go let's go let's go all right um squish the the

1136
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:17,740
two other boys who had been uh charging you are now going to tackle you uh if you want to roll your

1137
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,100
prowess to avoid it you can oh yeah

1138
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:35,020
well that didn't work uh go ahead and uh suffer your three stress i think that brings you up

1139
00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:40,020
to uh oh i got a trauma now oh dear it's from all that stressing

1140
00:54:42,619 --> 00:54:50,460
um the you can unstable i think unstable is a good one yeah so you have just shot a small

1141
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:57,240
well you shot like a young man uh a young college student this is maybe a little bit too far than

1142
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,860
you've expected to go um you've been fighting pirates you've been fighting ghosts you've been

1143
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:09,700
fighting evil cults but now we're fighting school bullies and you shot them at no i'm taking

1144
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:20,080
i'm taking vicious yeah you made that work sound very very vicious yeah yeah you this is this

1145
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:27,060
has changed you it has also changed the way that uh that patches and chuckles now view you um you

1146
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:34,080
avoid their tackle um the one boy i'm gonna say is down he's down from an ass shooting um

1147
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:41,180
but there are still two other boys in play um and as you guys had your discussion about what

1148
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:46,200
sort of professors you're gonna be you can hear the two guards from earlier you can hear their

1149
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:51,260
footsteps running across the quad oh no we start running we gotta start running right guys we're

1150
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:59,740
gonna start running we gotta run well i mean so squish has been tackled and where the two of us

1151
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:06,760
are running away oh i found squish avoided his tackle oh he did has in the horror in the horror

1152
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:16,500
of what he's done uh had been okay um yeah all right then yeah i guess i guess we we run

1153
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:24,240
okay i'm gonna sneak hide in the classroom yeah yeah i mean i assume you guys are running towards

1154
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:28,780
the back like away from everything yeah because we're in the middle we're just gonna run towards

1155
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:36,660
the end i'm gonna run slash sneak towards the side to try to get into a hallway on the side

1156
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:45,940
you know a closer one okay um yeah so uh for for patches and chuckle i'll have you guys run

1157
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,940
you're not trying to be sneaky right you're just booking it out of there

1158
00:56:50,410 --> 00:56:54,020
I don't see how we could be sneaky like we're in the middle

1159
00:56:54,090 --> 00:56:57,800
of the quad we just shot a gun you can't sneak away after that

1160
00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:00,100
unless

1161
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,260
if only his hat wasn't dented and now you can see it from

1162
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:04,660
space

1163
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,960
the top hat's destroyed

1164
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,940
I'll have you two both run

1165
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:16,760
or roll your finesse, I guess,

1166
00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:19,780
to kind of like roll your run as fast as you can

1167
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,100
out of where you don't want to be.

1168
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,640
So you two will roll your finesse

1169
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,360
and then squish if you want to roll your prowl.

1170
00:57:28,370 --> 00:57:30,080
And then your hat does give you advantage now.

1171
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:41,100
Okay.

1172
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:45,380
So we'll start with Chuckles.

1173
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,580
You know, we'll start with Patches.

1174
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:54,940
You immediately try to scooby-doo it out of there,

1175
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,120
but you don't really get any purchase,

1176
00:57:57,890 --> 00:57:59,880
and you're going to fall flat on your face.

1177
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,380
I'm going to have you take too stressed for that.

1178
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:05,980
Okay.

1179
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:09,860
Only one more to go.

1180
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,660
You immediately like slip on the, um, on the.

1181
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,240
Grass is wet.

1182
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,240
Yeah, you slip on the grass.

1183
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,400
It is water the grass or the morning dew.

1184
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:21,420
Dew.

1185
00:58:21,510 --> 00:58:22,180
It is 9 a.m.

1186
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,260
Why is this grass wet?

1187
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:23,920
Oh!

1188
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,000
Uh, Chuckles, you see him go down.

1189
00:58:29,570 --> 00:58:32,240
Um, do you stop to help him or do you just keep going?

1190
00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:36,580
I look back, but I feel like I have to help myself before I help others.

1191
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:38,540
Okay.

1192
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:40,240
Um, so yeah, you.

1193
00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:43,360
probably are going to be able to make it

1194
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,440
I would say you would make it

1195
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,560
to wherever it is that you're hiding

1196
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,880
but you have left

1197
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,260
patches in a very vulnerable

1198
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,320
position. Oh, I'm vulnerable.

1199
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,360
I'll figure it out. He's right.

1200
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:56,920
Squish,

1201
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,440
surprisingly, once you get down into

1202
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,420
a stoop, your hat actually does hide you

1203
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,040
fairly well amongst the grass.

1204
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,400
It kind of just helps you blend

1205
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,360
in somehow. You manage

1206
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,160
to make it across

1207
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,040
across the yard to whatever thing you were hiding behind,

1208
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,240
to an empty hallway to hide in.

1209
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:19,700
But you've also seen patches go down.

1210
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,760
And now it's in a very vulnerable spot.

1211
00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:27,920
The two bullies who are left, they've seen you patches fall,

1212
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,760
and now they're on either side of you.

1213
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,040
And you see them, like, raising their sleeves up.

1214
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,040
One of them has pulled out a pair of hooks.

1215
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,220
You know what these are.

1216
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:41,000
These are the same ghost hooks that you have used in the past.

1217
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,780
And he kind of unfurls them.

1218
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,580
I think he has a ghost, right?

1219
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:51,520
He just sent it out.

1220
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:54,720
Yeah.

1221
00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:57,900
Who are you talking?

1222
00:59:58,020 --> 00:59:59,340
The bullies are saying that?

1223
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:01,300
The bullies are saying this to you.

1224
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,840
You just sent out that ghost, didn't you?

1225
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:04,980
What ghost?

1226
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:06,260
I don't know what you're talking about.

1227
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:07,700
You want a piece of me?

1228
01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:08,180
I'll take off.

1229
01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:10,260
you. Call it back.

1230
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,780
No, it's too late now.

1231
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,740
I'm not calling anybody back.

1232
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,120
He picks up one of the hooks

1233
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,860
and he smacks you with it.

1234
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:22,100
He smacks somebody with a hook.

1235
01:00:22,290 --> 01:00:22,400
Honestly.

1236
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,740
Roll your prowess

1237
01:00:26,430 --> 01:00:27,080
to avoid it.

1238
01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:29,340
To see how much damage you're going to get done.

1239
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,660
Prowess, you said?

1240
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:34,760
Yeah.

1241
01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:57,120
uh at the last second you roll and are able to um to avoid his uh his hit uh as he brings up his

1242
01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:03,060
hook and he you avoid it at the last second okay can i take out my half of my blueberry danish and

1243
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,720
do one of these and hit him

1244
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,700
and blueberry him in the eyes?

1245
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,120
Sure.

1246
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,540
You're going to pocket Danish him?

1247
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:12,620
I'm going to pocket Danish him in the eyes.

1248
01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:15,400
And then I'm going to punch him in the nuts.

1249
01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:15,940
Okay.

1250
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,480
So you're going to want to jump to get back

1251
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,220
on your feet or maybe in your dodge

1252
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:22,320
you get back on your feet.

1253
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,280
I do a roll and I pull it out

1254
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,140
and I got it ready and I'm going to do one of these.

1255
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:27,900
Like smash it.

1256
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,140
Okay.

1257
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,320
Go ahead and

1258
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,460
either your wreck or your finesse I guess

1259
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,320
they're both the same

1260
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,100
oh yeah

1261
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,000
yeah so you blind one of the boys

1262
01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:52,100
the one that has the hooks

1263
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:55,000
you blinded him blueberry style

1264
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,140
but now the other boy has his full attention upon you

1265
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,500
you two, Squish and

1266
01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:03,560
Chuckles, you are watching this from

1267
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,540
wherever you have decided to watch

1268
01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:06,720
are you assisting in any way?

1269
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,700
at that point in time

1270
01:02:09,790 --> 01:02:11,520
after I see the hook swing

1271
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,280
I'm going to

1272
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,420
well and then after the blueberry

1273
01:02:17,740 --> 01:02:18,100
blinding

1274
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:20,480
I'm going to shoot the other one

1275
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:29,120
okay

1276
01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:30,540
Oh, sorry. Roll your hunt.

1277
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:31,460
Yeah.

1278
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:35,860
Oof.

1279
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,900
So you shoot him.

1280
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:47,660
And I'm going to say, kind of like with the other boy, you have managed to hit him in the butt.

1281
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:54,100
However, your shot has given your position away to the Garda, who have just come through the door.

1282
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,380
They've heard the shot. They see where it comes from.

1283
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,700
They see you with the smoking gun and they've now seen you where you're hiding.

1284
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,100
They're going to start running towards you.

1285
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,780
Chuckles, you're still hiding in a hallway.

1286
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,780
Yeah, I'm hiding in a hallway.

1287
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:22,400
Do do I still have I can still see I have visibility of the scene, right?

1288
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:24,080
Yes, of course.

1289
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:31,560
Can I take a survey to see what some of the surroundings are?

1290
01:03:32,820 --> 01:03:32,980
Yeah.

1291
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:34,580
Okay.

1292
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:35,800
This is not going to be good.

1293
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:38,820
It's fine.

1294
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:40,520
It's a failure.

1295
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:42,580
All right.

1296
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,160
It's fine.

1297
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:48,920
You search around desperately, but this is an empty quad.

1298
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,840
there's not much here in the way of anything besides grass and stones and dirt.

1299
01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:00,840
The rooms that are kind of on either side of this quad look to be either the doors are

1300
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:05,080
shut or locked, but either way, you don't feel comfortable getting up and moving to them

1301
01:04:06,130 --> 01:04:07,200
without giving your position away.

1302
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:08,660
Right.

1303
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:16,920
So one boy has been blue buried and the other one has been shot in the butt.

1304
01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:20,620
He's still going, though.

1305
01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:24,140
And you see him, he rears back,

1306
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:28,660
and in a move that you know very, very well,

1307
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:31,460
he goes to nut punch you, Captain.

1308
01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:32,680
He goes to wreck you.

1309
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,260
Oh, my God, it's Chuckles Lulnash's son.

1310
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,860
Oh, my.

1311
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,740
So you're going to need to roll a prowess to avoid that.

1312
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:57,140
uh you avoid i jump up in the air i jump up there and he gets right below it

1313
01:04:58,860 --> 01:04:59,940
i gets a mid-air squat

1314
01:05:03,490 --> 01:05:06,640
yeah so you just you just vertically leap in the air to avoid

1315
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,980
in this nut punch. Now the two guards

1316
01:05:09,110 --> 01:05:09,840
have run in.

1317
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,620
They are not concerned

1318
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,860
with the bully that is

1319
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:16,760
punching you patches or

1320
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,940
attempting to anyway. They're more

1321
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:20,860
concerned about where the gunshot has come from.

1322
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:22,940
Squish, they are running up

1323
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,660
to where you had

1324
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:25,580
previously been.

1325
01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:30,780
All right. Well, I'm running

1326
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:32,520
away. Can I do

1327
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,980
a survey to see if there's

1328
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,300
fireplaces going. I don't know what time of year it is, if it's cold or whatnot.

1329
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:42,960
We know it's Dewey.

1330
01:05:43,050 --> 01:05:43,160
Sure.

1331
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,560
I know it's Dewey, but I want to see if there's any fireplaces going.

1332
01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:50,580
We know it's Dewey.

1333
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:59,860
Yes, you see there is a small brazier,

1334
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:06,780
you know, like a hanging basket style of glowing embers in a corner.

1335
01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:09,240
It looks like it's been set up to some deity or another.

1336
01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:11,460
Like one of the students set it up as like an art project

1337
01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:13,620
and they never got rid of it because, you know.

1338
01:06:15,260 --> 01:06:15,500
All right.

1339
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:19,980
Yes, you see a fire near your location.

1340
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,220
All right.

1341
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,180
I'm going to throw a couple bullets in there

1342
01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:25,100
as I run the opposite way.

1343
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:31,380
What are you hoping when you shoot it to accomplish with the shooting?

1344
01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:32,400
No, no, no.

1345
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,200
I'm not shooting it.

1346
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,100
I'm putting, like, live rounds in there.

1347
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,720
Oh, you're putting, like, tossing live rounds in it.

1348
01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:39,500
Distractions.

1349
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:43,440
Oh, like, it'll distract them, and they'll go that way, and I'll be on the opposite side.

1350
01:06:45,519 --> 01:06:46,160
Okay, sure.

1351
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:50,800
Yeah, and, I mean, you got a critical success with that survey, so I'm going to say your aim is true.

1352
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,680
You don't need to, like, aim to get it in there.

1353
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:59,800
Yeah, so you see the fire, you take a handful of bullets, toss it in there,

1354
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:04,640
and they're going to just, do they explode right away or you want some time?

1355
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,620
No, it's going to take some time.

1356
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,180
Okay, to eat through that, sure.

1357
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:17,020
So Patches, you have vertically jumped from this bully, avoiding him entirely.

1358
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:22,120
He lands and he's impressed, but he's going to swing back for another wreck.

1359
01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,500
Can I wreck him before he wrecks me?

1360
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:26,600
Sure.

1361
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,840
Can I wreck him right in the balls?

1362
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,120
If that's what you would like, and if you roll well.

1363
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,360
I would like to do that very much.

1364
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,400
Oh, please.

1365
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,280
So what were you planning on doing?

1366
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:48,680
Picking him in the balls.

1367
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:50,420
Okay.

1368
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:54,340
So, no, I mean, he was aiming for a punch.

1369
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,580
I was aiming for a kick.

1370
01:07:55,610 --> 01:07:58,420
I mean, when someone aims the punch and you have an opportunity to kick, you kick.

1371
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:06,280
So you rear back to kick him and you get a good swing.

1372
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,960
But because of the dewy grass, you don't quite get the full momentum that you want.

1373
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,740
You kind of biff it at the last minute.

1374
01:08:14,180 --> 01:08:15,220
Goddamn dewy grass.

1375
01:08:16,779 --> 01:08:21,359
I am going to say you do hit him and he does take some damage.

1376
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,960
but he's not like down or out by any means.

1377
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:31,020
The guards, sorry, we'll go back to Chuckles.

1378
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:34,460
You were hiding behind or hiding yourself.

1379
01:08:34,990 --> 01:08:37,279
You couldn't see anything that was useful to you right away.

1380
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:39,220
What's your next step?

1381
01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:44,380
I lost Dragon.

1382
01:08:44,490 --> 01:08:46,759
Are there two bullies on Patches or just one at this point?

1383
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,299
There's one, just one.

1384
01:08:49,410 --> 01:08:50,240
Two have been shot.

1385
01:08:51,980 --> 01:08:55,299
and there are two guards running to where they believe that Squish was.

1386
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:57,520
All right.

1387
01:09:00,859 --> 01:09:02,259
I guess at this point I have to do something.

1388
01:09:02,259 --> 01:09:03,620
I was looking for something clever to do,

1389
01:09:03,819 --> 01:09:05,160
like if there was some kind of clothesline,

1390
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,660
but I didn't see anything,

1391
01:09:06,839 --> 01:09:10,680
but I didn't see anything when I failed my survey.

1392
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:19,560
So I would like to sneak up behind the bully that's Menacing Patches.

1393
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,580
okay yeah roll your your prowess for that

1394
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:29,620
prowl you mean or prowess prowl yes you're sorry prowl

1395
01:09:38,819 --> 01:09:46,960
not good but not bad yeah you you managed to sneak up behind him pretty quickly um

1396
01:09:47,839 --> 01:09:54,299
But he does kind of catch you out of the corner of his eye, and he spins and sees you now standing behind him.

1397
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,160
Squish, your bullets have now begun to explode.

1398
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:08,600
I'm going to look for that Westervale's office or classroom.

1399
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,520
Okay, do a survey.

1400
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:29,020
So, you see that there is, like, the Hall of Paranormal Studies behind you.

1401
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:35,200
Again, it doesn't say exactly where Westervale is, but you get a pretty good sense that there's a certain direction you need to be running.

1402
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:36,760
Okay.

1403
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,220
Then I'll just run in that direction.

1404
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:39,820
Okay.

1405
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,660
So he takes off in that direction.

1406
01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:44,480
His bullets have gone off in the brazier,

1407
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:48,240
and it sets off a cacophony of noise and of shrapnel.

1408
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:52,740
The two guards are going to duck and try to take cover.

1409
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,760
The bully for a moment is kind of stunned and distracted.

1410
01:10:58,620 --> 01:11:00,660
Patches, Chuckles, whatever you do next,

1411
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:02,320
you're going to have a slight advantage

1412
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:05,100
due to everyone being slightly distracted.

1413
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:07,820
Can I go?

1414
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:08,500
Chuckles.

1415
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:09,480
Patches?

1416
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:09,600
Yeah.

1417
01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:19,080
what can i go go what can i take a turn yeah go ahead go ahead sorry i was i didn't know what

1418
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,700
you're i didn't know if you were in character or not no no i was saying can i do take a turn

1419
01:11:22,770 --> 01:11:28,180
because she sounded like she would give us either either turn first so um i would like to try and

1420
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:34,760
uh pants the bully grab onto his his waistband and pull them pull them down pull it down yes

1421
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:47,600
I'm aiming for both shorts because I'm assuming he's wearing little little schoolboy shorts and his underwear at the same time.

1422
01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:48,760
That's what I'm aiming for.

1423
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:54,080
OK. And yeah, I guess this is like a finesse, right?

1424
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,920
Because you want to grab his pants and rip them down pretty quickly.

1425
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:57,900
OK.

1426
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,260
Yeah. So, yeah, you can do your finesse and then a plus one from his distraction.

1427
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,820
Oh, nice. I forgot about that.

1428
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,100
Modifier plus one.

1429
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:15,520
You pull and get his pants down.

1430
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,780
You don't quite get the underwear down.

1431
01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:23,340
But, of course, in classic fashion, he is wearing white boxers with little hearts on them,

1432
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,480
which is most embarrassing to everyone else.

1433
01:12:26,830 --> 01:12:31,860
Now, Patches, you also get advantage on your next move

1434
01:12:31,950 --> 01:12:34,180
because this is, I'm assuming, kind of happening simultaneously.

1435
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:42,180
yeah yeah um can i so his pants are down you see his pants go down can i pull his shirt over his

1436
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:48,100
head sure uh same thing i'll say finesse with with my with a plus one modifier

1437
01:12:51,660 --> 01:13:02,740
all right oh oh partial yeah so you get his shirt kind of not quite over his head

1438
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:07,960
but you do kind of like skin the bunny and you get it up um like so his chest is bare

1439
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:14,460
yeah i'm on top i'm like throwing it over his head and like smacking him like that like not

1440
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:23,180
enough to give him damage but just to like distract him all right uh he is plenty distracted um from

1441
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:29,421
his pantsing and disherting um the guards have come over to the brazier um it's still kind of

1442
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:34,280
popping off like fireworks um but it's starting to die down a little bit you can hear it die down

1443
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:43,800
uh the bully uh tries to stumble toward he was originally facing you um uh chuckles when all

1444
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:48,560
of this happened um i don't know if he yeah he didn't really get turned around by everything

1445
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:54,320
um although he is rather discombobulated he's going to try to stumble towards you uh chuckles

1446
01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:58,801
uh and because he is so distracted i'm going to say you're going to avoid it with the prowess but

1447
01:13:58,820 --> 01:14:02,620
you can take a plus one to avoid his stumbling steps.

1448
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:03,980
Okay.

1449
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,520
So rolling and the prowess?

1450
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:08,940
Yeah.

1451
01:14:09,100 --> 01:14:09,420
Or prowl?

1452
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:10,080
Yeah, as a resistance.

1453
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,040
Or finesse?

1454
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,480
You're going to do prowess.

1455
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:14,160
Just prowess?

1456
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:14,800
Resistance roll.

1457
01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:15,720
Oh, I see.

1458
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:16,300
Plus one, yeah.

1459
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:16,840
And plus one.

1460
01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:17,320
All right.

1461
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:21,380
Nice.

1462
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:23,540
Can I...

1463
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:26,280
If it's a critical, I would...

1464
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,620
This is my idea.

1465
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:33,560
I like to roll and, like, as I'm doing it, like, try to cut his feet out from under him.

1466
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:39,580
I mean, he's already kind of, you know, decreased mobility because his pants are down.

1467
01:14:39,590 --> 01:14:41,100
No, I think absolutely.

1468
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,540
And he's, like, his shirt's kind of, like, all tucked up.

1469
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:50,760
Yeah, he stumbles and just you kind of do a quick dodge and roll and just, like, sideswipe his legs.

1470
01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:52,480
He's going to go down hard.

1471
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:53,860
Like a bowling pin.

1472
01:14:53,950 --> 01:14:57,240
With all of the, like, yeah, like a bowling pin, just straight down.

1473
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,380
you guys are now free of the bully

1474
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,000
he is tangled up in his shirt

1475
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,120
he is tangled up in his pants

1476
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,780
and you are looking around

1477
01:15:06,620 --> 01:15:08,700
Squish has run down the hallway

1478
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,360
Squish did you say anything

1479
01:15:10,470 --> 01:15:12,120
as you were running or did you just book it?

1480
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,480
I just booked it

1481
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:14,920
okay

1482
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,040
you two are now

1483
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,780
oh wait do we have our

1484
01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:21,200
do we still have our walkies?

1485
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,120
yes you have your walkie talkies on you

1486
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:25,921
oh then I'm just going to go

1487
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:32,760
go ahead oh genome flashback uh before you guys left the ship you're like hey should should we

1488
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:37,900
take these really important walkie talkies we made and we all said really vital and everyone's like

1489
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:44,940
no and the captain's like later the captain kind of like tucked them into your pants as you were

1490
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:51,281
leaving just just while you were sleeping yeah just to be safe you could be using it so yes you

1491
01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:54,920
do have the walkie-talkies you reach for it you realize the captain has given it to you

1492
01:15:55,340 --> 01:16:02,380
uh your walkie-talkies i was like hey let's meet at uh westervale's office wait i gotta score to

1493
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:11,200
settle okay can you take his his sling uh no but i'm giving the i'm gonna give him the pink belly

1494
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:19,881
he's never gonna forget okay this is good right i'm gonna take his coat no no but after that

1495
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,040
meet at Westerville's office

1496
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:24,560
after that we're going to give him an atomic wedgie

1497
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:26,400
after

1498
01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:27,840
whatever you got to do

1499
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,340
yeah and then maybe some Indian

1500
01:16:30,390 --> 01:16:32,500
Rick Burns and then we're going to give him a

1501
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:33,060
swirly

1502
01:16:35,980 --> 01:16:36,660
you're going to drag

1503
01:16:36,710 --> 01:16:38,380
him to the bath okay fine

1504
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,960
meet me at Westerville's

1505
01:16:41,070 --> 01:16:41,220
office

1506
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:45,240
Westerville

1507
01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:47,020
who is this

1508
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:49,860
oh yeah I forgot about that

1509
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:50,100
bit.

1510
01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:53,620
It was so nice

1511
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:55,220
for a while having forgotten that bit.

1512
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:56,920
It was.

1513
01:16:59,000 --> 01:16:59,240
Alright.

1514
01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:00,900
Roll for Pink Belly.

1515
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,060
Yeah, you can wreck it.

1516
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:05,520
I'm going to wreck his little belly.

1517
01:17:05,990 --> 01:17:06,160
Yes.

1518
01:17:17,060 --> 01:17:19,140
You give him a rough

1519
01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:21,740
pink belly. I mean, we're talking

1520
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:23,140
real magenta here.

1521
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:24,780
Is he crying?

1522
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,820
Yeah, I was going to say, he kind of starts crying.

1523
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:29,740
Like, please, just

1524
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:31,500
stop. I'm sorry.

1525
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:33,680
Patches, are you

1526
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:34,480
stealing his coat?

1527
01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:37,240
I'm going through his coat.

1528
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:38,700
Is he the one with the chain?

1529
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,740
No, so this

1530
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,760
was, yeah, he did not

1531
01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:45,780
have the electric chain. That was the other one that was

1532
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,860
shot. What does he have on him?

1533
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,060
In his coat.

1534
01:17:49,910 --> 01:17:51,060
Uh, roll for survey.

1535
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:51,360
Chewing tobacco.

1536
01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:52,220
See how well he hit.

1537
01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:53,520
What?

1538
01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:54,560
Chewing tobacco.

1539
01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:55,080
Roll for survey.

1540
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,220
I was hoping for her chocolate croissant.

1541
01:17:59,420 --> 01:18:00,460
A blueberry croissant.

1542
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,020
He has a chocolate croissant.

1543
01:18:06,940 --> 01:18:08,580
You got the croissant after all.

1544
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:09,560
Patches.

1545
01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:11,600
And I throw the remains of my blueberry at him.

1546
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,300
That's already in his face.

1547
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:15,120
Oh, no.

1548
01:18:15,260 --> 01:18:15,820
But there was like,

1549
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,040
But it was the blueberry innards that I got in his face.

1550
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:21,260
Now I'm throwing the rest of the pastry at him.

1551
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:26,040
Yeah, you throw the shell at him.

1552
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:31,880
You also take from his pocket his class schedule.

1553
01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:40,480
And you can see that on the class schedule, he actually has a 10 a.m. with Wester Vale.

1554
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,560
And it tells you the room number that he's at.

1555
01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:48,300
I'm going to take his coat and pretend to be a student or a professor.

1556
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:50,080
No, I'm leaving the coat.

1557
01:18:50,260 --> 01:18:50,980
I'm going with the professor.

1558
01:18:52,580 --> 01:18:53,900
I'm going with the professor a bit.

1559
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,180
Are you taking his sweater?

1560
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:59,280
I took it off, and then I realized it doesn't fit and threw it back down.

1561
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,540
Because I tried putting it over my regular size coat.

1562
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:04,420
All right.

1563
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,120
Chuckles, did you want to humiliate this poor kid anymore?

1564
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,500
No, I think he's learned his lesson.

1565
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:16,380
But I did hear that you saw in his book that he has a 10 o'clock with Westervale.

1566
01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:18,900
Oh, yeah.

1567
01:19:19,010 --> 01:19:19,580
Yeah, right here.

1568
01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:26,100
Wasn't he just making fun of us for being in the in the ghosts and demonics department?

1569
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:28,320
Didn't he call us freaks?

1570
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:30,140
I think he was.

1571
01:19:31,060 --> 01:19:32,320
Let's make the ghost out of them.

1572
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:33,980
What happened to the ghosts?

1573
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,600
The hypocrisy.

1574
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:41,400
From the ground you hear, it's a general studies course.

1575
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:42,980
Give him the people's elbow.

1576
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:44,940
No, I was saying.

1577
01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,140
Here's what I think of your liberal education.

1578
01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:50,860
Huzzah.

1579
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,260
Go to a trade.

1580
01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:56,040
I couldn't hear you.

1581
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:57,420
Overall, you're crying.

1582
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,980
And your hypocrisy.

1583
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,400
And your hypocrisy.

1584
01:20:02,510 --> 01:20:02,800
All right.

1585
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:10,700
Chuckles, Patches, you using the room number that you have on the...

1586
01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:12,980
We should probably tell Squish.

1587
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:14,640
Yeah.

1588
01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:19,140
Are you guys still standing around or are you booking it out of there?

1589
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,460
All right.

1590
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:21,480
I mean, together.

1591
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:22,160
Yeah.

1592
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:22,500
Forever.

1593
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:23,820
Oh, wow.

1594
01:20:24,580 --> 01:20:26,220
Until you lie and manipulate me again.

1595
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:27,680
I've never.

1596
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:29,400
Okay.

1597
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:29,880
You're doing it.

1598
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:36,120
So you guys, you take off in roughly the same direction as Squish has.

1599
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:42,160
Now that you're in the kind of inside of the buildings, it's a lot quieter.

1600
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:43,200
Interesting.

1601
01:20:43,430 --> 01:20:44,680
You are managing to escape the noise.

1602
01:20:44,770 --> 01:20:48,360
You have heard, like you can hear in the distance from the quad,

1603
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,320
these two guards are shouting for help.

1604
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,480
They're getting quite a kerfuffle.

1605
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:58,400
It might be difficult leaving the university by the methods you came in by, but...

1606
01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,120
The front door.

1607
01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:05,500
you do kind of start heading down some hallways you two are still now you're still separate from

1608
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,940
squish right are you still discussing uh your location over walkie talkie all right go ahead

1609
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:15,860
yeah we're running towards squish um but he doesn't know that yet and also we should probably tell him

1610
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:21,200
where westervale's room is because squish doesn't know he's just going to the department right

1611
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:27,721
yeah just running from door to door opening them yeah yeah just want it is this what is this what

1612
01:21:27,740 --> 01:21:29,500
it? Is this what it is? Freaking everyone.

1613
01:21:29,660 --> 01:21:31,700
Westervale? No. Westervale? No.

1614
01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:32,540
Westervale? No.

1615
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:35,340
He's like opening doors to like classrooms

1616
01:21:35,620 --> 01:21:37,320
and people are like, ah, you know.

1617
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:39,620
Squish. Come in

1618
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,400
Squish. Squish.

1619
01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:42,740
Squish. Squisher.

1620
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,980
Squish. Squisher.

1621
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:47,100
I got him,

1622
01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,240
Squish. I got what you want.

1623
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:51,160
Oh, right. We've got the room

1624
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,080
number of Westervale.

1625
01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,500
What is it?

1626
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:55,600
Six.

1627
01:21:56,580 --> 01:21:58,780
Oh, it was the next one.

1628
01:21:58,810 --> 01:22:00,400
I just opened up five, didn't I?

1629
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:03,460
You opened up five and seven.

1630
01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:06,320
I skipped six.

1631
01:22:06,690 --> 01:22:08,420
I thought it was a janitor's closet.

1632
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:12,820
No, no, just a not untenured professor.

1633
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,420
In a janitor's closet.

1634
01:22:16,820 --> 01:22:18,280
We don't know if he's tenured or not.

1635
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,660
Why does he have an office in a janitor's closet then?

1636
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,260
Because he's only been there 10 years.

1637
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:26,500
Right. Not enough for tenure.

1638
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:31,020
Not enough for tenure.

1639
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,140
Juckles, I think that joke was over your head.

1640
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,120
Was it?

1641
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,860
Nothing goes over his head. He'd catch it.

1642
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,860
No, not Juckles. Not that little guy.

1643
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:47,180
Oh.

1644
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:53,080
Okay. Yeah, so you, Squish, you go down the hallway,

1645
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:59,440
And yes, you see room six, which was just between five and seven, the two doors you had opened previously.

1646
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:02,920
Are you waiting for Chuckles and Patches to catch up?

1647
01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:04,620
No, I barge in.

1648
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:05,680
Okay.

1649
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,220
So you barge in.

1650
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:10,780
Completely out of breath.

1651
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:13,300
He's been opening a lot of doors.

1652
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:15,260
I have been.

1653
01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:19,540
I had to run from campus security.

1654
01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:25,440
Yeah, because I did some minor, like, shoot somebody in the butt.

1655
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:30,720
I shot a couple students in the butt.

1656
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:34,740
What controversial thing did we do last year, last week, that you told us that was bad?

1657
01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:36,440
We burned a lowercase T.

1658
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:38,860
Burned a what?

1659
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:40,820
A lowercase T.

1660
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:42,900
Oh.

1661
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:51,600
Yeah, so you bust into the room, and it is a smaller office, but it's well lit.

1662
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,460
there are lots of books up on the table

1663
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:56,360
and there is a man standing

1664
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,340
behind the desk and he turns his head

1665
01:23:58,340 --> 01:23:58,640
and he goes

1666
01:23:58,990 --> 01:23:59,180
who?

1667
01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:02,320
who?

1668
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:06,000
me

1669
01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:09,380
who are you?

1670
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,740
I am Squish

1671
01:24:11,770 --> 01:24:12,360
oh my

1672
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:14,920
oh my is correct

1673
01:24:15,670 --> 01:24:16,100
now just

1674
01:24:16,210 --> 01:24:17,020
he is an owl

1675
01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:20,501
yes he is

1676
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:22,160
I don't have a picture

1677
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,440
oh you don't have it anymore

1678
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:26,200
no I don't have any like

1679
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:27,280
the next screen

1680
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,960
oh she sent it to us

1681
01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:32,060
I thought maybe

1682
01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:35,100
I don't have the screen either but it popped up

1683
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:36,860
no I have the

1684
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,740
I have nothing else behind the owl like

1685
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,980
my location like the rest of his body

1686
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:42,380
no

1687
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,420
no map

1688
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,961
okay hold on

1689
01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:52,400
How is he keeping that monocle in?

1690
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,200
Muscles.

1691
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:56,220
Poo.

1692
01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,880
Yes, so this is Westervale.

1693
01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:06,320
Yes, he does have a very peculiar owl head and a cute little bow tie, just as you see before you.

1694
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:15,860
Chuckles, Patches, you see Squish kind of go into the room that you need to go to.

1695
01:25:15,910 --> 01:25:18,800
So you are just seconds behind him, and you go in.

1696
01:25:18,900 --> 01:25:19,020
Yes.

1697
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:22,360
oh no I'm sorry I wasn't trying to

1698
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:22,740
I was just

1699
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:23,800
oh okay

1700
01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:27,960
yes you burst in the room behind him

1701
01:25:28,340 --> 01:25:29,060
and his head

1702
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,000
what

1703
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:32,640
what is this

1704
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,120
who are you

1705
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,140
I'm the professor of underwater

1706
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:37,540
economics

1707
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:39,940
and this is

1708
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,620
my co-professor

1709
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,040
my associate

1710
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,100
no not co-professor what's a better word

1711
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:46,861
he is a professor

1712
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,960
did Neelix ever come back

1713
01:25:49,580 --> 01:25:50,740
yeah where's Neelix

1714
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:51,940
I'm scared for him

1715
01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:54,540
Neelix and the other ghost

1716
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,760
so small flashback Neelix has

1717
01:25:56,940 --> 01:25:58,140
caught up to the other ghost

1718
01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:00,780
right as he was about to approach

1719
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:02,740
the guard it turns out the gunshots

1720
01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:04,220
alone were good enough to get

1721
01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:05,640
the guard's attention

1722
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,780
but he and the ghost are now

1723
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,840
just kind of like strolling the quad

1724
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:12,940
in the way that professors who don't

1725
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,700
have a class do and they're just

1726
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:16,840
talking

1727
01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:18,400
Oh, great. He's in love.

1728
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:20,720
You don't know that.

1729
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:28,540
Being a young student's ghost may not seem like an ideal situation,

1730
01:26:28,860 --> 01:26:33,600
but I have found quite peace and joy in my servitude with others.

1731
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:38,020
There's something quite nice about having a purpose to wake up to every day.

1732
01:26:38,490 --> 01:26:39,220
And they're just talking.

1733
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:45,380
In contrast to Neelix, who has no purpose except for random when we call him up

1734
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,600
and ask him to dress up as various female things.

1735
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:49,360
That's his purpose.

1736
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:50,100
He loves it.

1737
01:26:50,460 --> 01:26:51,480
He's in a very good place.

1738
01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:54,720
What are you doing in my office?

1739
01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:57,440
Professor of underwater basket weaving?

1740
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:58,400
I don't understand.

1741
01:26:58,660 --> 01:26:59,120
What is this?

1742
01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:00,200
No, no.

1743
01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:01,620
Economics.

1744
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:05,820
I am the TA for the steeplechase class.

1745
01:27:08,660 --> 01:27:10,340
Oh, and how is Professor Hendricks doing?

1746
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,040
He's very mean.

1747
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,180
He's not a great boss.

1748
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,840
And I'm their intern

1749
01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:22,100
That's all very well and good

1750
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,220
What are you doing in my office?

1751
01:27:25,340 --> 01:27:26,660
What cult are you following?

1752
01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:30,140
Take us to your cult

1753
01:27:30,980 --> 01:27:32,460
I'm not part of a cult

1754
01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:33,800
I study cults

1755
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:34,340
Alright

1756
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:37,180
I think we just

1757
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:38,880
Yeah, let's just step up

1758
01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:40,860
The tempers are flaring

1759
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,300
And energies are high

1760
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:46,300
So let's just step back for a second and let us introduce ourselves again.

1761
01:27:46,660 --> 01:27:55,300
I am Corey Trevor, adjunct teacher's assistant to Professor Hendricks, master of the steeplechase.

1762
01:27:56,300 --> 01:28:06,800
This is my luncheon partner, Leahy, that is, you know, he's underwater economics.

1763
01:28:07,410 --> 01:28:08,740
And this is an intern.

1764
01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,960
We just, you know, we boss him around.

1765
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:16,940
But we had some questions for you because, quite frankly, we're distant admirers of yours.

1766
01:28:20,620 --> 01:28:23,120
Would you mind talking to us for a little while?

1767
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,740
Very casual-like.

1768
01:28:26,140 --> 01:28:27,660
Yeah, like an interview of sorts.

1769
01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:28,820
Like an open hours.

1770
01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:30,100
Or what do they call it?

1771
01:28:31,220 --> 01:28:31,940
Office hours.

1772
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:33,220
Office hours.

1773
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:39,020
So when you guys busted in, if you've ever...

1774
01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:40,040
Let me make sure.

1775
01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:43,620
If you've ever busted into a professor's office, they don't like it.

1776
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:45,460
You know how they get.

1777
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,840
They get kind of antsy about it.

1778
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:48,560
Yeah.

1779
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:51,380
One second.

1780
01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:53,440
Oh, I can't get this in here.

1781
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:54,340
I'm just throwing it in the Discord.

1782
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:58,900
So if you've ever seen owls get really upset before,

1783
01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,020
they kind of do this weird puff up thing.

1784
01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:03,180
I bet it's adorable.

1785
01:29:04,580 --> 01:29:06,900
And this is what he had been doing before that.

1786
01:29:07,340 --> 01:29:12,680
but your very calm demeanor has, like, he's straightened out a little bit.

1787
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:18,140
His feathers are being less ruffled, and he kind of, ooh, ooh.

1788
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:22,100
Well, it is my open office hour,

1789
01:29:22,380 --> 01:29:26,020
so I'm happy to answer any questions that you want.

1790
01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:30,240
Children, men, adjunct professors.

1791
01:29:34,159 --> 01:29:35,960
Now, what was our question again?

1792
01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:39,760
we saw you checked out a book

1793
01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:43,060
we've been spying on you for a while

1794
01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:48,520
we were looking into this particular cult

1795
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:50,740
we heard you might know something about it

1796
01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,960
but we only know that they smell like flowers

1797
01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:56,560
and they might have something to do with a ghost named Neelix

1798
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,460
you know Neelix?

1799
01:30:00,540 --> 01:30:02,220
I need not know him

1800
01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,080
that's a rough way

1801
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:05,340
we just heard of him

1802
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,100
I read to the same book you did.

1803
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:09,920
Found out you checked it out.

1804
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,060
I thought you might be the good person to check about it.

1805
01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:14,260
I was kind of curious about this neelix.

1806
01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:16,380
We don't own him because you can't really own a ghost.

1807
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:18,060
You can't own a ghost.

1808
01:30:18,090 --> 01:30:19,240
You can't own an idea.

1809
01:30:19,830 --> 01:30:21,060
You can't own a butler.

1810
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,100
I mean, he does follow our orders.

1811
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,020
He doesn't own anything.

1812
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:26,780
We don't have a neelix on here right now, right?

1813
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:27,200
Right?

1814
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:27,520
No?

1815
01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:30,660
No, we're also admirers of neelix.

1816
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:31,700
Of butlers.

1817
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:32,760
Of butlers.

1818
01:30:33,460 --> 01:30:34,260
And female butlers.

1819
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:38,600
And male butlers dressed up as female butlers.

1820
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:40,480
Or presenting as a female butler.

1821
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,100
It's all okay.

1822
01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:42,520
It's all okay.

1823
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,060
But what do you know?

1824
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:48,340
At the mention of Neelix, his feathers kind of puff out again.

1825
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:53,940
But this time he kind of rushes towards you and he like scoots you into his office, kind of guides you.

1826
01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:55,220
And he goes, come, come, come, come, come.

1827
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:58,900
And then he shuts his door and locks it.

1828
01:31:00,540 --> 01:31:05,020
And he turns around and he goes, what do you know about Neelix?

1829
01:31:07,180 --> 01:31:07,540
Ghost Butler?

1830
01:31:07,550 --> 01:31:09,500
What do you know about Neelix?

1831
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:16,160
Well, look, I don't know much about Neelix.

1832
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:20,080
I encountered him several years ago.

1833
01:31:20,090 --> 01:31:23,300
I was taking passage between Lockport and Duskull.

1834
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:29,140
Into the happy happenstance of a very handsome man.

1835
01:31:29,430 --> 01:31:31,720
I shan't say who, protect his privacy.

1836
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:34,560
But he had a ghost butler.

1837
01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:37,620
named Neelix serving on his ship.

1838
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:39,620
Was it Fitzclyde?

1839
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,640
You know Fitzclyde?

1840
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,080
How is he doing?

1841
01:31:44,580 --> 01:31:46,080
He never called me bad.

1842
01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:48,440
He's dead.

1843
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:51,560
No, what are you doing, Squish?

1844
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:54,200
You have no subtlety.

1845
01:31:54,380 --> 01:31:57,100
We're no adjunct professors, not murderers.

1846
01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:58,140
And you're an injured.

1847
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,160
You're an injured.

1848
01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:03,320
One of us did kill him, though.

1849
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:06,820
At the mention of his death, he just...

1850
01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:08,100
He's...

1851
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:09,640
He's dead?

1852
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:10,540
Murdered.

1853
01:32:10,630 --> 01:32:12,640
He sits behind his death. Murdered?

1854
01:32:13,340 --> 01:32:14,300
We can take him...

1855
01:32:14,550 --> 01:32:16,180
Take you to his ghost.

1856
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,160
He became a ghost?

1857
01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:21,400
Yeah, unfortunately.

1858
01:32:22,340 --> 01:32:22,600
Yeah.

1859
01:32:22,650 --> 01:32:23,140
He's too much.

1860
01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:25,360
I knew him, but...

1861
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:25,720
He smells worse now?

1862
01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:27,800
He's just as helpful.

1863
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:29,640
He's just as asshole.

1864
01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:31,840
Oh, no.

1865
01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:35,580
No, not Robert. Not Robert Fitzcline.

1866
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:43,020
He was such a wonderful friend and such a faithful companion those few weeks.

1867
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:44,340
Did we know his first name?

1868
01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:45,520
It was Adric.

1869
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,700
No, this is...

1870
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:47,780
Oh, is it Adric?

1871
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:48,960
Yeah, it was...

1872
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:51,540
Oh, I completely forget. Adric.

1873
01:32:51,740 --> 01:32:56,660
Poor Addy, who was such a beautiful man.

1874
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:58,680
I died? Murdered?

1875
01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:01,480
He was a beautiful man. I knew him briefly.

1876
01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:09,200
exactly interesting we i he we've i'm sorry you

1877
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,500
the countryside is littered with his former lovers

1878
01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:23,040
he it was a wonderful few weeks at sea but yes that's that's where i encountered neelix for the

1879
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:31,520
first time and as a as a study as a student of of the paranormal and and of ghosts and demons and

1880
01:33:31,540 --> 01:33:33,260
found myself quite enchanted with him

1881
01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:34,520
and I

1882
01:33:35,480 --> 01:33:36,680
mourned his, well,

1883
01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,920
sad to depart from him.

1884
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,300
So when I, I know which book you're

1885
01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:43,500
talking about, The Ghosts and Demonic Entities

1886
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,380
of Dusk of All, Volume 8, I believe?

1887
01:33:46,140 --> 01:33:47,460
Or 9, I don't remember.

1888
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:48,900
It was 8.

1889
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:50,540
It was 8.

1890
01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:53,040
Did you bring, out of GM,

1891
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:55,120
did you bring the book with you or do you

1892
01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:56,820
still leave it at the hotel?

1893
01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,360
Oh no, I bring everything I own with me

1894
01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,880
all times.

1895
01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:12,860
He goes, yes, I, when I saw that book back at the Ecclesia Nostica, I just brought back such warm, warm memories of Neelix.

1896
01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:27,700
I checked out the book, but within days, before I had even a chance to read it, someone broke into my rooms, ripped out the pages, and left me a note that says, stop, and that was it.

1897
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:32,820
But you're no help to us at all.

1898
01:34:34,060 --> 01:34:36,260
Well, I wouldn't say I'm no help.

1899
01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:38,720
Fuck you too, bud.

1900
01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,700
Again, we're still in disguise.

1901
01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:43,540
Yeah, we're still trying to do stuff.

1902
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:46,860
Why do you ask about Neelix?

1903
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:49,180
We're great admirers.

1904
01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:50,580
We're trying to...

1905
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:52,780
We're practicing for a play.

1906
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:57,300
And we thought we could get some more information about him in this book.

1907
01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:59,940
And someone ripped out the page.

1908
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:10,340
um wait can i tell if he's lying yeah because no one can lie to me right really not even yourself

1909
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:17,260
really yeah he's not lying he he's not lied a single time everything he's told you right now

1910
01:35:17,260 --> 01:35:29,980
is true um yeah he's not lying but uh yes uh they did a play for for neelix no we're we're gonna do

1911
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:30,760
We're writing one.

1912
01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:32,580
And do you still have this note?

1913
01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:37,180
Maybe this person who said stop will know more about Neelix when you get into his character.

1914
01:35:38,340 --> 01:35:42,820
Yeah, we're trying to write a showstopper called The Butler.

1915
01:35:43,620 --> 01:35:43,800
Right.

1916
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:45,740
It's very, very gritty and erotic.

1917
01:35:47,220 --> 01:35:47,740
And loud.

1918
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:48,680
Lots of horns.

1919
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,300
I think I have something here.

1920
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:52,980
Wait, hold on.

1921
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:58,260
And he pulls open a drawer and he starts rifling through his letters.

1922
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,840
And his room is kind of a mess, so it's taking him a while.

1923
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:07,360
While he does that, you guys hear like a real gentle kind of knock on the door,

1924
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:09,040
and you hear someone say, Professor?

1925
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:10,860
Professor Vale?

1926
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:11,960
Occupado.

1927
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:14,880
Someone's in here.

1928
01:36:15,540 --> 01:36:15,660
Yes.

1929
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:23,680
He goes, oh, it's just my assistant, Evelyn.

1930
01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:25,180
She's no bother at all.

1931
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:27,060
You can.

1932
01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:32,900
what'd you say you broke up and let her in yeah we can invite her in

1933
01:36:33,980 --> 01:36:35,700
she it's just my it's just my assistant

1934
01:36:37,880 --> 01:36:39,780
oh she's harmless she's a harmless sort

1935
01:36:42,660 --> 01:36:51,900
so you go you let her yeah yeah i guess so you go and you open the door to evelyn neb who is

1936
01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:53,420
a very young woman.

1937
01:36:55,360 --> 01:36:57,580
She is carrying a stack of books.

1938
01:36:58,460 --> 01:36:59,240
And she goes, Professor,

1939
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:02,440
we have class in like 15 minutes.

1940
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:04,680
You locked your door.

1941
01:37:04,710 --> 01:37:05,800
You said you were going to meet me there.

1942
01:37:07,860 --> 01:37:10,040
And he says, oh, no, I have these guests.

1943
01:37:10,540 --> 01:37:13,340
I'm sorry, I didn't catch all of your various changing names.

1944
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:16,960
I think you're Corey Trevor, correct?

1945
01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:18,600
Yes, I'm Corey Trevor.

1946
01:37:19,980 --> 01:37:23,300
Professor Hendrick's new intern.

1947
01:37:23,690 --> 01:37:25,260
And I'm sorry, what was your name, sir?

1948
01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:28,680
Eric, what did you call me, Tiger?

1949
01:37:29,180 --> 01:37:30,160
Professor Leahy.

1950
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,020
I'm Professor Leahy.

1951
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:35,600
Professor Robert Leahy.

1952
01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:40,520
Of underwater economics.

1953
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,160
And then we have this intern.

1954
01:37:43,350 --> 01:37:44,820
I'm not sure we named the intern.

1955
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:46,740
His name's Turney.

1956
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:48,200
Do you ever?

1957
01:37:49,520 --> 01:37:50,100
And he laughs.

1958
01:37:50,900 --> 01:37:51,620
It's Squish.

1959
01:37:52,460 --> 01:37:53,360
Squish is my name.

1960
01:37:54,480 --> 01:37:59,880
He goes, these men are just here to talk to me about Neelix.

1961
01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:02,360
You remember me telling you about him, about that butler.

1962
01:38:02,370 --> 01:38:03,320
How handsome he was.

1963
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:05,160
Those warm summer nights.

1964
01:38:07,380 --> 01:38:13,340
But anyway, do you have, I must ask, how did you hear about Neelix?

1965
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:16,000
Us?

1966
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:17,200
Yes.

1967
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:17,780
Research?

1968
01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:18,980
Research?

1969
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,660
We found the same book as you.

1970
01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:24,180
We're ghost aficionados

1971
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:25,740
and butler aficionados

1972
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:28,040
and just so happens those two things collided.

1973
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:30,780
Yes.

1974
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,060
Yeah.

1975
01:38:32,630 --> 01:38:33,860
We were already going to write a play

1976
01:38:33,860 --> 01:38:34,760
about a famous butler.

1977
01:38:34,850 --> 01:38:37,740
It just fit all the

1978
01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:39,600
check marks.

1979
01:38:40,380 --> 01:38:41,640
We're funded by a butler company.

1980
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:42,620
Yes.

1981
01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:46,520
And you tried reaching out

1982
01:38:46,820 --> 01:38:47,980
to Adrick

1983
01:38:48,740 --> 01:38:48,960
and did

1984
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:51,900
you talk to him? He's the one who had

1985
01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,400
Neelix in his possession last.

1986
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:54,820
He was dead.

1987
01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:57,440
We murdered him.

1988
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:58,340
Wait a minute.

1989
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:00,660
No, no.

1990
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:02,180
Active imagination.

1991
01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:04,500
We murdered him and refused.

1992
01:39:05,460 --> 01:39:05,980
Yes.

1993
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,900
He did not do very well

1994
01:39:10,420 --> 01:39:11,240
in our interviews.

1995
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:12,660
We murdered him there.

1996
01:39:14,460 --> 01:39:16,440
We asked him some pretty hard-hitting questions

1997
01:39:16,510 --> 01:39:17,360
he couldn't answer.

1998
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,560
His ukulele sucked.

1999
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:21,880
Yes.

2000
01:39:23,600 --> 01:39:26,980
And he still had Neelix on him at the time.

2001
01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:28,340
And he mentioned you, too.

2002
01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:32,320
He said that he really enjoyed holding you in those warm summer nights.

2003
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:35,360
And he said you were the only person we could talk to

2004
01:39:36,020 --> 01:39:38,760
if we wanted to write a play about Neelix,

2005
01:39:39,160 --> 01:39:40,320
because you're an authority figure.

2006
01:39:40,700 --> 01:39:44,980
And he said if we had to, he said seek him out in Lockport.

2007
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,560
And he said something about seeking good employment,

2008
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:49,780
which I didn't really understand at the time.

2009
01:39:50,060 --> 01:39:52,980
Actually, what he did was he wrote your name on the back of his map.

2010
01:39:54,980 --> 01:39:56,360
That actually is also true.

2011
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:00,460
Just like us murdering him.

2012
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:03,020
In reviews.

2013
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:04,540
In reviews.

2014
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:13,040
Hey, don't treat me like Tawny over here.

2015
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:15,220
He's got Felix now.

2016
01:40:16,880 --> 01:40:17,860
We don't know.

2017
01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:19,300
Do you know?

2018
01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:20,200
Who holds his bottle?

2019
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,420
Who could keep track of such things?

2020
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:27,860
I feel like he's maybe independent now.

2021
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,320
Maybe he courts his own bottle, so to speak.

2022
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:34,080
Dr. Leagy, don't you have a bottle with his name on it?

2023
01:40:34,480 --> 01:40:39,680
I have a bottle with some schnapps in it, my friend, my young academic friend.

2024
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:42,060
Oh, on the other side of your jacket.

2025
01:40:42,580 --> 01:40:43,840
No, that's the other schnapps jacket.

2026
01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:45,280
No, that's just Paul.

2027
01:40:46,180 --> 01:40:47,080
Yeah, it's just Paul.

2028
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:47,700
Hey, see?

2029
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:48,600
Here's Paul.

2030
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:49,920
Wait, Paul is in the...

2031
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:50,600
Say hello, Paul.

2032
01:40:52,940 --> 01:40:53,820
Hi, I'm Paul.

2033
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:55,700
That's enough about a Paul.

2034
01:40:59,620 --> 01:41:01,100
Well, I'm truly sorry.

2035
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:01,920
I couldn't help you more,

2036
01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:04,100
but it is a delight to hear about Adric.

2037
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:06,340
I don't think you answered any of our questions.

2038
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:08,000
No, yeah.

2039
01:41:08,060 --> 01:41:12,600
Well, here, he gives you in his little feathery hand,

2040
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:13,840
he gives you the card,

2041
01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:18,220
And it just has very fine writing, and it just says stop on it.

2042
01:41:20,260 --> 01:41:24,500
But when you hold it up to your hand or to your...

2043
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,660
When you hold it up to your face, you notice there's this...

2044
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:33,020
Like someone sprayed it with perfume or it was stored with some dried flowers.

2045
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:35,540
Flowers.

2046
01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:38,020
Flowers?

2047
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:39,460
Flowers.

2048
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,460
Does it smell like the glow of flowers?

2049
01:41:41,820 --> 01:41:43,260
This is quite the fragrant card.

2050
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:45,440
Professor

2051
01:41:47,350 --> 01:41:47,560
Professor Vale

2052
01:41:49,980 --> 01:41:50,240
What?

2053
01:41:50,620 --> 01:41:50,760
Yes

2054
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:54,960
You said you were good with cults, right?

2055
01:41:56,480 --> 01:41:57,520
I study

2056
01:41:58,850 --> 01:41:59,900
Yes, of course

2057
01:42:00,170 --> 01:42:01,560
Do you know that currently

2058
01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:02,920
right now in Lockport

2059
01:42:03,300 --> 01:42:04,940
there's over 214

2060
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:07,000
individual cults registered?

2061
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:09,360
Fascinating, that must keep you busy

2062
01:42:09,700 --> 01:42:11,400
Do any of them smell like this?

2063
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:14,680
And he smells it and he's like,

2064
01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:17,740
no, not that I'm aware of.

2065
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:20,000
Fuck.

2066
01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:24,100
Well, this was useless.

2067
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:27,980
What about his intern, Amelia Van Clark?

2068
01:42:28,130 --> 01:42:28,740
What was her name?

2069
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:31,160
Melon Van Cleef.

2070
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:32,900
Evelyn.

2071
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:35,760
Evelyn has watched all of this here.

2072
01:42:35,940 --> 01:42:39,700
She's carrying these huge piles of books.

2073
01:42:40,190 --> 01:42:42,680
And she's just been holding them this entire time.

2074
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:44,280
Then I take them out of her hands.

2075
01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:46,600
Smack them out of her hands.

2076
01:42:47,020 --> 01:42:48,360
Yeah, I just start

2077
01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:51,260
running here and start slapping people around

2078
01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:52,980
and telling them I'm about to murder them

2079
01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:55,240
and then I ask why they're not cooperating with me.

2080
01:42:57,820 --> 01:42:59,080
I never almost murdered someone.

2081
01:43:00,340 --> 01:43:00,800
Yet.

2082
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:03,360
You almost murdered two schoolboys.

2083
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:07,640
Oh, but you guys don't want to bring up how we murdered Adric.

2084
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:08,760
We didn't.

2085
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:11,640
Do you want to bring up how I almost murdered two schoolboys?

2086
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:21,760
okay yeah just bully this woman then i'm sorry to slow you down i take the books out of her hand

2087
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:26,320
and say what about you miss i hand her the card like does that smell you miss do you want to get

2088
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:32,780
shot in the ass smell this card or i'm gonna shoot you in the ass and she smells and she's like i

2089
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:40,800
i don't recognize this um we have to go to class professor uh we're gonna be late uh and he goes

2090
01:43:40,820 --> 01:43:42,780
Oh, of course, of course.

2091
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:46,720
And he starts gathering up his materials and his books for his current lesson.

2092
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:51,540
And he goes, I'm so sorry I couldn't help you, but please, please come back later today or tomorrow.

2093
01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:57,360
I would love to talk to you more about Adric and about Fitzcline and about Neelix.

2094
01:43:57,540 --> 01:44:01,420
Oh, I just, this is such a, just, whoo, I'm so excited to see you.

2095
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:06,040
And he just, whoo, he keeps hooing a little bit as he gathers his thing.

2096
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:12,820
And he kind of like rushes all of you out of his room, out of his office, and he locks it behind him.

2097
01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:16,120
He's like, Evelyn, Evelyn, we're going to be late.

2098
01:44:16,530 --> 01:44:19,740
And he starts going down the hall away from you.

2099
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:26,460
But Evelyn stops and she goes, look, I don't want to say anything here.

2100
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:28,320
This is not a safe place for it.

2101
01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:31,800
But if I have information about Neelix, I can give you.

2102
01:44:31,910 --> 01:44:35,400
I just, we have to meet somewhere later, somewhere quiet, somewhere secure.

2103
01:44:35,580 --> 01:44:36,700
Where can I see you?

2104
01:44:37,380 --> 01:44:38,640
We're staying at

2105
01:44:39,340 --> 01:44:40,080
Wait wait wait

2106
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:42,020
Don't tell her where we're at

2107
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:43,220
Why don't we go to her?

2108
01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:45,640
Yeah let's go to your place

2109
01:44:46,370 --> 01:44:46,500
Yeah

2110
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:49,700
Where's your sorority?

2111
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:52,060
I mean your apartment room

2112
01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:53,580
And could you bake

2113
01:44:53,690 --> 01:44:55,240
I live in an all girls dorm

2114
01:44:55,460 --> 01:44:57,120
There's no way your girl likes to come in

2115
01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:59,120
But we can meet at another bar

2116
01:44:59,360 --> 01:44:59,860
No no

2117
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:02,500
We'll get a ladder

2118
01:45:02,620 --> 01:45:03,640
We'll come in through the window

2119
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:08,800
We're going to do this like if we're going to do the whole college life thing, we're going to do it right.

2120
01:45:09,860 --> 01:45:09,980
Right.

2121
01:45:10,310 --> 01:45:15,780
If we're going to pretend to be related to a college, then we're going to do all of the fun things.

2122
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:17,680
And we're not pretending.

2123
01:45:18,900 --> 01:45:19,640
And we're not pretending.

2124
01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:22,060
I am a professor of underwater economics.

2125
01:45:23,140 --> 01:45:24,080
My name is Dr. Lee.

2126
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:29,080
And I am teacher's assistant, Corey Trevor.

2127
01:45:30,020 --> 01:45:30,440
Lee.

2128
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:32,020
All right.

2129
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:34,180
Which window?

2130
01:45:34,810 --> 01:45:35,880
Just point to it.

2131
01:45:36,980 --> 01:45:38,240
Where can we get a ladder?

2132
01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:39,280
Yes.

2133
01:45:39,970 --> 01:45:41,780
I can take that one. Don't worry about that.

2134
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:43,300
Where's the janitor's ladder?

2135
01:45:45,820 --> 01:45:47,200
Why don't we meet at Jorge's

2136
01:45:47,380 --> 01:45:48,520
at like, I don't know,

2137
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:49,980
8 p.m. tonight?

2138
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:52,640
Or is that some kind of diner?

2139
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:54,700
Is that close to Tia

2140
01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:55,720
Jacqueline's?

2141
01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:58,460
Is it closer to the bowling alley?

2142
01:46:02,740 --> 01:46:03,740
Is it closer to...

2143
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:05,740
No, it's spare and strike.

2144
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:07,440
Spare and strike.

2145
01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:09,120
Extra and hit.

2146
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:10,780
Yeah, it's next to extra and hit.

2147
01:46:12,220 --> 01:46:12,520
All right.

2148
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:15,000
Okay.

2149
01:46:15,940 --> 01:46:17,220
Then, yeah, I guess we can go there.

2150
01:46:17,260 --> 01:46:18,180
Can we still smoke inside?

2151
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:20,660
Do they have shoes?

2152
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:21,020
Yeah.

2153
01:46:21,420 --> 01:46:22,060
Do they have shoes?

2154
01:46:22,240 --> 01:46:22,500
Boots?

2155
01:46:24,060 --> 01:46:25,600
Yeah, you have to put on special shoes.

2156
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:27,060
Do they have their shoes?

2157
01:46:27,260 --> 01:46:29,060
We'll meet there, but please...

2158
01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:29,500
Oh, my God.

2159
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:29,920
Ships.

2160
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:31,320
Down, okay?

2161
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:35,220
There are people, there are really powerful people looking for Neelix.

2162
01:46:35,330 --> 01:46:41,200
And if you guys have anything that they can use, I worry about your safety.

2163
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:44,720
Hi, you just met us.

2164
01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:46,940
We've been acting very peculiar.

2165
01:46:48,260 --> 01:46:50,080
Why are you doing this?

2166
01:46:50,340 --> 01:46:51,640
What is going on here?

2167
01:46:53,940 --> 01:46:57,540
Let's just say I have a thing, you know.

2168
01:46:57,820 --> 01:46:59,980
I just, I know you have a good heart.

2169
01:47:00,480 --> 01:47:03,920
And she's looking directly at you, Chuckles, when she says this.

2170
01:47:04,740 --> 01:47:07,980
And she kind of gives your arm kind of like a gentle embrace.

2171
01:47:09,620 --> 01:47:10,920
It's my gentle embrace.

2172
01:47:11,780 --> 01:47:13,560
You're engaged to a demon lady.

2173
01:47:13,980 --> 01:47:14,920
Yeah, you look like a hobo.

2174
01:47:16,220 --> 01:47:17,340
No, let's not talk about her.

2175
01:47:18,840 --> 01:47:20,100
Yeah, let's not.

2176
01:47:20,870 --> 01:47:21,920
It sways your conscience.

2177
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:25,460
He really likes it when you tussle his hair.

2178
01:47:26,940 --> 01:47:28,940
She gives your hair a little tussle.

2179
01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:31,140
Oh, my God. I am hard as a rock.

2180
01:47:31,540 --> 01:47:32,740
And one last thing, Miss.

2181
01:47:34,180 --> 01:47:39,400
Let's say we were trying to get out of here on the down low, you know, because of my adoring fans.

2182
01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:44,600
Is there a back door, perhaps, that you might be aware of?

2183
01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:52,820
Yeah, if you take this hallway out to the left and down the right, there's a back alley.

2184
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:57,620
It takes you to the other side of the street on the opposite end of the main gate.

2185
01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:00,180
excellent

2186
01:48:01,559 --> 01:48:04,180
we will meet you with bells on

2187
01:48:04,310 --> 01:48:05,100
at Jorge's

2188
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:07,320
and the extra in hit

2189
01:48:08,140 --> 01:48:09,420
at 8 o'clock

2190
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:12,840
perfect

2191
01:48:13,670 --> 01:48:15,820
and she turns and runs to catch up

2192
01:48:15,980 --> 01:48:17,360
with Westervale

2193
01:48:17,510 --> 01:48:19,760
who has not noticed that she's missing at all

2194
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,820
yeah he's just been hooing

2195
01:48:24,220 --> 01:48:25,960
yeah he's just kind of talking

2196
01:48:25,980 --> 01:48:27,800
to himself as professors or want to do.

2197
01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:31,580
See, that wasn't useless.

2198
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,280
That came out of the end.

2199
01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:39,860
It was, yeah, I mean, that owl fellow

2200
01:48:40,060 --> 01:48:41,960
was, I think he just offered

2201
01:48:42,030 --> 01:48:43,900
to give us more information when we asked

2202
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:46,020
for the information to begin with.

2203
01:48:46,660 --> 01:48:47,460
And then he walked away.

2204
01:48:47,940 --> 01:48:48,940
He was pretty useless.

2205
01:48:50,020 --> 01:48:51,580
Hail the junk fort boys

2206
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:53,840
in the night they roam

2207
01:48:54,060 --> 01:48:55,940
at best. Solving woes

2208
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:57,060
fire explode

2209
01:48:59,060 --> 01:48:59,880
with a clash

2210
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:01,700
and a crash and a twist of fate

2211
01:49:01,820 --> 01:49:03,600
explosions mark the hours

2212
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:04,700
never late

2213
01:49:08,420 --> 01:49:09,660
never late

2214
01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:11,000
never late

2215
01:49:13,640 --> 01:49:13,780
never late

2216
01:49:15,580 --> 01:49:15,760
never late

2217
01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:17,060
never late

2218
01:49:18,460 --> 01:49:20,640
she also told me to stop telling you guys

2219
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,500
that she won't let me get a didgeridoo

2220
01:49:23,260 --> 01:49:23,700
yes

2221
01:49:25,199 --> 01:49:25,920
didgeridoo

2222
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:28,560
Stop telling your friends that I don't want you to get a didgeridoo.

2223
01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:30,440
You don't want me to get a didgeridoo.

2224
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:31,960
You're still doing it.

2225
01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:33,180
You're still bringing it up.