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Hail the Junk Fort Boys, in the night they roam at bay, solving woes with fire and sloat.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate, explosions mark the hours never late.

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Alright, welcome to the Junk Fort Boys, three gutter snipes who rose from the streets of

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Duskfall to a junk fort in the sky, a junk barge in the sewers, and now a junk ship on

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the seas, or at least waiting in port.

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I am Tiger.

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I play Juckles, Jarls, Jarlsander, Juckles Doubleday.

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I am a tinkerer with an onion in the guts,

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a fixer machine with a knack for the nuts.

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Someday I will be able to do my intro without stuttering.

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Your middle name is Juckles?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Juckles is short for Jarlsander.

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both have silent D's in them

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isn't the point of

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it being short like it's shorter

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Charles Xander

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Juckles is shorter than Charles Xander

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that's my fun fact for this week

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Juckles is shorter

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than Charles Xander

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excellent

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yes

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the fact

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a fun fact about Juckles

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is that once in kindergarten

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a young girl complimented his shoelaces

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and he thought he liked her.

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So he followed her around for most of the trimester.

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Creepy.

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Yeah, and then he dropped out.

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Is this a confession?

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After kindergarten?

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Can charges be pressed?

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Yep.

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Were charges pressed?

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I love that your school was in trimesters.

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How progressive.

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I know.

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Imagine how confusing it was for the young lad.

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Young lads.

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All right.

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Wonderful.

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Creepy guy.

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Hey, no, don't write that.

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It's on there.

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Write cute shoelaces.

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And cute shoelaces.

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Thank you.

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Okay, I'll go.

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My name's Andy.

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I play Tarquish Thunder, a.k.a. Squish.

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Something with a cauldron, a boom-boom sauce,

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and one day I'll get that without trying to think about it.

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Squish, in fact, for this week is that, like some people,

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he cannot taste cilantro.

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Or it's not that he can't taste it.

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It tastes like soap to him.

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Oh, he's a super taster.

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I wouldn't say that.

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I don't think those people are super tasters.

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just

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super people

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that messed up gene

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Squish is a super person yes

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I think they're saying it wrong I think it's

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soper people soper tasters

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because isn't that what they think cilantro tastes like

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soap yeah

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soper tasters

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that's pretty good I think I'll use that next time

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because I am a soper taster

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next time when

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next time I talk about how

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what is this Don I'm a soper

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don't you know

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I always thought cilantro was supposed to taste like soap

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I strictly enjoy

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joy

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and you also have cilantro tastes like soap

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I always

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I've always every time

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because she used to make it and every now and then

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with fish and like I tell her

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don't put it on there I don't like cilantro

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and I just assumed it was because

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it tasted like soap and everyone just liked

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the taste of soap

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so we're both soaper tasters

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so and then she's like

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and then she made that comment she's like

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oh do you know like 20% of our

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whatever people think that

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cilantro tastes like soap I'm like

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oh

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I'm a statistic

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40% of our podcast

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does

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I think it's

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50%

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yeah Craig doesn't count

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we'll have to do a cilantro test on our characters

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well Squish already

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knows that it tastes like soap to him

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oh yeah

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but he doesn't know how to use soap either

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oh is it even a

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so

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now that's what she's gonna write down

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smelly guy creepy guy

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so what he does is he takes cilantro

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and uses it like soap

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oh so he just smells like cilantro all the time

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put a fresh sprig

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of parsley in your shoe

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and all day long a fresh scent will follow you

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no wonder why that

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that girl that

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chef likes you. What the hell is her name?

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Golden Plum Lady.

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Isaac Hayes.

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Oh, yeah.

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All right, Patches, what do you got?

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Hello, my name's

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Boo, but I play Captain

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Connor

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McKenzie, also known as

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Patches, Captain Patches.

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They're Patches

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El Budorino, maybe,

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if you're the brevity type.

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Oh, I came up with one.

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I'm the pirate with the penchant for the drink,

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whose memories kind of stink.

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I don't have a knack for the nuts, though.

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I'm sorry.

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Me fun fact for this week is,

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me mother was a seamstress.

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And this has a point.

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You know,

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She would always make the most beautiful quilts I've ever seen, beautiful stitching, amazing stitching, amazing stitching.

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And all of our clothes were made of quilts and stitchings like that.

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And she actually was a part of this famous quilt club that was – they'd meet up and they'd talk about their quilting and what they were doing.

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They'd stay up at night and, you know, put on their quilt robes and dance on a fire.

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And they would, you know, chant.

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And, you know, it was very fun.

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They were a very, very loud group.

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They listened to this one guy.

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He was called the Quilt Master.

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Also the Supreme Seamstress, the Patrick Messiah.

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Anyway.

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You grew up in a cult.

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Oh.

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Well, it could be called a quilt quilt.

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A quilt quilt.

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Yeah, it was a fun childhood.

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She never was at home very much when she went to the quilt camp, as she called it, you know.

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Quilt camp.

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Quilt camp, yeah, you know.

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Is this a confession?

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Well, no, I was going to get to a point.

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I was going to get to a point, my dear Druggles.

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My mother, my dear tiger, my mother made me out of my first frock coat.

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Oh.

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And it was made out of many, many, many different patches.

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So was it mold?

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Oh.

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Oh, that's so cute.

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It was several different colors.

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That's why you were called Patchers, not because you were a hobo.

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Well, you know, kind of comes with the territory of the name.

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You know, you name your kid Clutus.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Anyway, yeah, she made me my first coat of many colors.

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That's it.

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Beautiful.

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End of story.

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uh excellent excellent no questions no follow-up responses whatsoever end of story good day

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uh hi i'm bridget i play everyone else and uh you guys might remember from your last soiree uh

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Rod Rodney who was the uh the the boys uh the ghost that you redeemed from or cleaned from his

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body basically you pulled the ghost out of his soul body which was being zombified uh Rod grew

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up in a really like conservative wholesome but very strict kind of um uh household and Rodney

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hasn't hasn't been back to see his family in a while it's kind of while he was crazy

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in university and why he kind of ran with a bad crowd.

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You know, kids who are like super strict kind of let loose in university.

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Anyway, he misses his twin brother, Todney.

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Oh, Rodney and Todney.

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Rodney and Todney.

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Was his brother one of the zombies?

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No, his brother is not one of the zombies.

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So his brother is still alive.

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Oh, wow.

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He's out there and he's going to want revenge.

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Who would they go against?

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I saved him from being a zombie.

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For shooting him dead in a butthole and then...

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Shooting him in the butt dead.

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You're the only man in this.

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This is the only game in all of our games.

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You've both headshot and buttshot a guy in perfect accuracy.

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That's shooting from A to Z.

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Yeah.

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Getting it in both ends.

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You did the compliment shot.

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Holy shit.

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Top to bottom.

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You're a monster.

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And this was a boy. He had his whole life ahead of him.

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He did. He was a university student.

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Well, he still has

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a lot more life ahead of him.

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More life ahead of him.

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So I just put the newspaper

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in the chat.

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The Lockport legend.

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Memories of the past.

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Tam Mazarin's madness, lad.

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Our crew was trapped.

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Chuckles and Squish faced slow-moving zombies, formerly bullies that Squish shot in the butt.

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Patches unwillingly assisted Tam Mazaran, who said he was creating a cure.

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In reality, Mazaran recognized the drunk crew and had been told by a mysterious she to kill them.

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His cure turned the slow zombies into fast, aggressive zombies.

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Patches was able to reach one of the boy's souls and turn him to their side.

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Chuckles threw a flying elbow and then a gnarly judo chop.

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Squish struggled to get a good shot off, but managed at the last minute to turn the tides of the fight.

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Tam Mazarin managed to escape.

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A classic sitcom situation.

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The crew, now with their boy soul Rodney, left the university.

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They met Evelyn outside the gate, who was surprised to see them in one piece.

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She alerted their plans to infiltrate the Lockport Garden Party and invited herself as Chuckles' date.

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Back on the ship, a message was waiting for Chuckles.

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Lady Highhill, his long-lost girlfriend and Squish's secret crush, was planning on visiting Lockport

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and planned on attending the Lockport Garden Party.

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The boys now have to dress to impress.

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Will they spend time gaining information

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on the Lockport Garden Party?

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Will they track down Tam Mazaran?

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Will this be the shopping episode?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Shopping.

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Shopping.

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Tough boys.

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And that's where you guys land.

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So, yes.

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Chuckles, you are on deck holding

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both the invitation to the Lockport Garden Party,

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which you promised, somewhat promised,

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but kind of agreed to meet Evelyn and go there with her,

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or she's going to go with you guys.

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And then you also have the bottle in your other hand

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with Lady High Hills message in it

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that she is visiting Lockport

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and will be attending the Lockport Garden Party

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and plans on bringing you as her date.

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Yes, this cannot go wrong.

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Juckles, finally going to get lucky.

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are extremely unlucky.

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What's your plan here, lad?

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I feel like I've got a 50-50 shot.

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Well, yeah, there's two women.

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And 50-50 plus 50-50 is 100-100.

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That's math.

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I don't know science or math, but that's math if I've ever heard of it.

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Irrefutable.

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Irrefutable.

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It adds up, if you will.

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00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,380
Exactly.

269
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:52,040
Before I forget too, sorry, we also have XP.

270
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:56,240
So this is from like the last three sessions, downtime and then the two episodes prior.

271
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,140
Oh, I better write this down.

272
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,180
And I have by request actually remembered to write down what these things are for.

273
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:07,140
So, Chuckles, you have 10 XP points.

274
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:11,160
Two survey and receiving an interdimensional hat.

275
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,680
One damn good milk steak.

276
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:13,760
Two for shimmying.

277
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:14,920
One Scooby-Doo jump.

278
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:15,880
One squirrel jump.

279
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:17,180
And three karate chops.

280
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:19,740
Squish, you have...

281
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,700
When you say it that way, I sound like a chihuahua.

282
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,900
Especially with the karate chops at the end.

283
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,260
Yes, they're always doing that, chihuahuas.

284
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,760
Squish, you have seven points.

285
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:35,140
Two for skulking, one for survey, one for finessing, bush league,

286
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,160
one rolling desk, one prowl, one survey.

287
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,920
Patches, you have five XP points.

288
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,100
One drink survey, one streaker, one bush league, and two rec.

289
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:48,180
cool

290
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,680
so obviously with your XP

291
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,880
you can upgrade

292
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:56,860
give yourself an ability

293
00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,760
you can kind of pick from any

294
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,020
I think at this point you guys are

295
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,760
you know don't have to just stick with your class if you want to multi-class

296
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,700
I suppose but you can also add

297
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,840
something to one of your

298
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:09,640
mechanics like hunt

299
00:14:10,779 --> 00:14:11,880
attune, consort, sway

300
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,099
whatever and we don't have to do that now

301
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,420
in my

302
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,780
I must have something to do with the certificate

303
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,920
I can't see how many I have

304
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:20,920
okay

305
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,840
I can look for you

306
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,600
I can share my screen too

307
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,780
even the stress and the trauma

308
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:28,660
little things are gone

309
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:29,380
okay

310
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,700
alright you see that

311
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:39,760
watch the screen

312
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,500
see my screen

313
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,999
oh look at that

314
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,920
It says here you're a little bitch boy.

315
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:47,860
Oh my god.

316
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,680
I don't know where your XP actually is on this.

317
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,680
Oh, it must be up here somewhere.

318
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,400
I think it's next to like abilities.

319
00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,380
I think there's one.

320
00:14:59,280 --> 00:14:59,440
Yeah.

321
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,180
But yeah, it doesn't show it.

322
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,760
Oh yeah, I can see like where you can click on it here.

323
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,000
Okay, is that everybody's then?

324
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah.

325
00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:07,240
Okay.

326
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:11,660
Well, so we'll just look at it, you know.

327
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,160
We can still see your harm.

328
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,600
You guys still have some of you have some harm.

329
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,060
But maybe just do that for next time.

330
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,520
Look at it and apply your points.

331
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,140
Yeah, I made a note.

332
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,180
Yeah, and I'll put that in the Discord too,

333
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,880
everyone's point count.

334
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:30,640
Oh, good idea.

335
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,660
So you can look at it later.

336
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:32,820
Knocked me organs.

337
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,100
Oh, I still have glass in my feet.

338
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,040
You've just been walking around with glassy feet.

339
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,480
I have a twisted ankle from an awesome kick.

340
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,200
Is that when you tried to kick with two legs at once?

341
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,440
That sounds like an awesome kick, so it must be.

342
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,440
Irrefutable.

343
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,280
Irrefutable.

344
00:15:56,180 --> 00:16:01,180
Okay, yeah, so this is your time between events.

345
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,980
You have an invitation to the Lockport Garden Party that is going to commence in a few days' time.

346
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,460
You guys have decided you're going to spend this time doing what?

347
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,320
does it say dress code

348
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,200
it's

349
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:16,480
yes

350
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:17,500
garden clothes

351
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,360
yeah garden party formal

352
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,220
oh formal

353
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,380
so not like overalls

354
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:26,460
no

355
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,040
didn't we just get a super formal

356
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:29,360
for our date

357
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,860
yeah was that formal

358
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,620
I don't remember what I was wearing

359
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:35,780
so

360
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,440
Squish

361
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,320
a Jamiro Koi green hat.

362
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,100
You, Patches, had,

363
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,440
you found a hat in the captain's wardrobe.

364
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,440
I think just a tricorder hat that you put on it.

365
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:54,840
So we just got hats.

366
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,500
So we went through his closet and just took hats.

367
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,480
Yeah, and Chuckles found an interdimensional hat

368
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,660
with many sides.

369
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,300
So we're going on a date,

370
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:05,640
and we're like, oh, we better dress up.

371
00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:07,280
Let's go into the captain's closet.

372
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,240
And all we took was hats.

373
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,280
That is the most boy thing ever.

374
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,579
Like we're going on a date.

375
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,060
We're just lucky they didn't have denim jackets in there.

376
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,220
Right, or their dad's puffy vests, working vests.

377
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,439
Yeah, or yeah, a denim frock.

378
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:28,760
Oh, my goodness.

379
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:32,840
Yes.

380
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:38,820
So on the invitation, it does give you the name of the, you know, the location.

381
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,080
it is in a

382
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,500
you don't know Lockport very well

383
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,380
but just from your

384
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,540
time here you've been able to determine

385
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,200
that it is in a very nice part of town

386
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,460
this is like a mansion

387
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,820
so you know it's going to be fancy

388
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:56,880
and it's at night

389
00:17:59,280 --> 00:17:59,860
in the evening

390
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,480
so we got to wear evening clothes

391
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,080
a tux perhaps

392
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,740
a denim tux

393
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,860
so we got to rob a tailor shop

394
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,000
Or buy from a tailor shop.

395
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,420
Steal a shop.

396
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:13,980
Sure.

397
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,140
You guys want to open up a tailor shop business?

398
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:19,800
No.

399
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,220
No, I'm done opening businesses.

400
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,220
Squish, what are you thinking?

401
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,100
Yeah, probably should.

402
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,460
Could you trust him for it?

403
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,240
Well, at least kidnap him.

404
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,340
Ransom him?

405
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:36,980
That's our squish.

406
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:40,800
Do we have money

407
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,700
to buy

408
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,080
clothes? I'm unclear

409
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,800
how much money because the

410
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,160
coin is so low.

411
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,640
Yeah, well, my hat cost me three.

412
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,000
Yeah. You paid three coins?

413
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,980
I think you paid four coins for like an

414
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,240
entire restaurant once.

415
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,020
The money

416
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,340
here is very inconsistent.

417
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,040
The economy's gone really

418
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:05,680
up and down.

419
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,340
Well, all over the world, this could be, you know, this is Locked Ford.

420
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:09,980
There's not quality.

421
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:10,540
Oh, true.

422
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,560
There's an exchange rate.

423
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,220
Currency exchange rate.

424
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:12,620
Yeah, exactly.

425
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:15,840
You know.

426
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,940
Think how far the dollar goes, you know, in foreign countries.

427
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:22,480
That's true.

428
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,460
Not as far as it used to.

429
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,060
Thanks, Biden.

430
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,140
But we'll get back to God.

431
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:28,940
Bye, God damn it.

432
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,500
We'll do it again.

433
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,100
We'll do it live.

434
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,120
Biden inflation.

435
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:34,260
All right.

436
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,800
We'll crash this economy better than in 1929.

437
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,260
We'll do it, by God.

438
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:39,840
Again.

439
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,620
Because everyone knows once you crash, you burn.

440
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,440
We're going to make the great market crash look like a goddamn stumble.

441
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,280
All right.

442
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:52,360
Okay.

443
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,360
This got really economic.

444
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,540
So to answer your question, yes, you do have some coin.

445
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,000
Currently, it's invisible.

446
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,700
let's just say

447
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,400
you have enough to purchase

448
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,560
some form of evening wear.

449
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,220
Now, the quality

450
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,120
might be questionable.

451
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,560
So we don't have to kill anyone unless we really want to.

452
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,580
Hey, that's for you guys to decide.

453
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,080
Well, we can break into places.

454
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,440
That's true.

455
00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:22,780
We can plan a

456
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,200
heist.

457
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:24,880
A Taylor heist.

458
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,860
We could heist some tux.

459
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:28,500
A Taylor heist. I like it.

460
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:29,720
Yes, we could

461
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,140
the local men's warehouse.

462
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,000
Right, exactly.

463
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,660
And we will steal their suits.

464
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,680
We'll call it Operation Dry Cleaning.

465
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,860
Because we're cleaning them out.

466
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,400
And we're going to stay dry.

467
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,120
Operation Dry Cleaning.

468
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:50,860
Speak for yourself.

469
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,440
Well, the weather's pretty nice.

470
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,380
I'm not talking about the weather.

471
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,480
I'm talking downtown.

472
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,340
Oh, my stars.

473
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,440
Good gracious.

474
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,380
All right, well, we're going to heist.

475
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,940
Bridget, you heard it here.

476
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,620
We're going to heist this tailor shop.

477
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,120
You're heisting.

478
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:15,560
You're heisting.

479
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:21,440
Yeah, so while you've been walking, because you guys have had time to kind of wander,

480
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:27,860
a specific tailor shop has caught your eyes.

481
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,000
It's called TailorMade.

482
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,260
and you've seen quite a few of them.

483
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,160
They seem to be some sort of franchise

484
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,200
but there's enough of them around the city

485
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,660
and there's one in particular

486
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:39,740
that has caught your attention.

487
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,240
Can I survey the people walking in and out?

488
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:46,340
Yes.

489
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,100
Can you roll?

490
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:51,940
Probably.

491
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:52,640
Let's see.

492
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:53,360
Yeah, I think so.

493
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:54,860
Okay, I just want to make sure

494
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:55,980
otherwise I can load you

495
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,700
and share my screen and do it for you.

496
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,200
What am I rolling?

497
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,920
Oh, I'm rolling survey.

498
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:02,580
Yeah, you're rolling survey.

499
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:05,420
I see the types of people walking in and out of this place.

500
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:06,440
Yeah.

501
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,080
I got the picture for this one.

502
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:25,200
Yeah, that's why I was curious because this is like the only...

503
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,100
I didn't...

504
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,400
That's why I really wanted you guys to go to the tailor shop.

505
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,700
I really needed you to see it.

506
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:33,300
That's why I supplanted it in your mind by showing it to you.

507
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,700
You guys went to the tailor shop?

508
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:35,780
We weren't going here.

509
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,100
What?

510
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,660
I can't believe she knew we were going to go here.

511
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,960
You did talk about it last time, too,

512
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,860
about how excited you guys were to go get touches.

513
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,480
Okay, so Chuckles, what kind of people are you hoping to see

514
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:50,940
walking in and out of this room?

515
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,460
Oh, I want to see how fancy they are.

516
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,560
Are these old money people?

517
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,720
Are they new money people?

518
00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,140
Are they, you know, what kind of taste do they have?

519
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,220
Is this a well repute place?

520
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,860
Is this getting it on the cheap?

521
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,220
Is it a men's warehouse or is it a Joseph A. Bank is what I want to know.

522
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:08,560
Okay.

523
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:15,200
So at first you guys think, oh, wow, this is kind of a dump spill.

524
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:21,660
Because you see people go in and they're actually coming out with like almost like worse clothing than they started with.

525
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,620
And you're kind of confused staring out by this.

526
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:33,520
And I'm assuming you're being very innocuous by standing across the street and just staring right at them as they're walking in and out.

527
00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:34,800
Or are you trying to hide a little bit?

528
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:46,140
No, I mean, I'm trying in my Juckles way and using these brass opera spectacles from across the way behind a light post.

529
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,020
Yes.

530
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:51,840
Trying to look across and not in the windows per se, but just the sorts of people walking in and out.

531
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:52,400
Are they families?

532
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,600
Are they men?

533
00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:54,800
Are they divorcees?

534
00:23:56,020 --> 00:24:01,260
So it seems like it's mostly like either single people or people in small groups.

535
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:07,060
But you notice like the first few people that go in, they come out and they look like they're almost wearing like rags or something.

536
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,060
Like something almost like a mummy or something.

537
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,220
And it really throws you off.

538
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:21,900
And then you see a bunch of women go in, like a group of two or three women, and they come out with just like the most ridiculous wigs and like giant dresses.

539
00:24:22,410 --> 00:24:28,280
And then you see someone come in and, you know, they come out a few minutes later dressed as a cowboy.

540
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:31,880
TaylorMade is a costume shop that.

541
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:33,920
Boys, I think this is a costume shop.

542
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,160
Do you have tuxes?

543
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,400
I haven't seen anyone walk out in tuxes.

544
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,940
I've seen someone walk out as a mummy.

545
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,520
Another one as a cat from the musical Cats.

546
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:51,800
Did you see anyone walk in with a tuxedo and out with anything else?

547
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,480
Were the cats wearing suits?

548
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,500
No, they didn't walk in as a cat.

549
00:24:56,670 --> 00:25:00,400
They walked in as just, you know, they were normal, I guess.

550
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,600
And then they came out in a cat suit from the musical Cats.

551
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,820
Bought whole edition or no?

552
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,100
They didn't turn around.

553
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,000
Don't give me a target.

554
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:15,080
He starts licking his lips.

555
00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:16,020
Hide your butts.

556
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,480
Everyone come to your butts.

557
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,680
He's polishing my gun.

558
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,040
He's just stroking his rifle.

559
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,900
The people walking into the store are dressed very nicely.

560
00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:31,900
I wouldn't say they're tuxes, but they are dressed very finely.

561
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:32,800
Oh, I see.

562
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,600
And these costumes that are coming out are,

563
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,100
even the mummy ones, they're pretty elaborate.

564
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,540
They look pretty good.

565
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:43,180
so this is a high end

566
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,040
costume shop

567
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,560
does the invite say fancy dress

568
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,580
because I've heard that means something else

569
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:53,080
it does not say fancy dress

570
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:53,840
okay

571
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,180
it does say Sunday best

572
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,660
alright so

573
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,560
guys I got a plan for our heist

574
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,820
for operation dry cleaning

575
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,760
does it involve ghosts

576
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,760
it can't

577
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,120
or fire

578
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,939
there are no bad ideas

579
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:14,920
no no no go ahead go ahead that i'm just i'm just really excited to be a part of this

580
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:21,760
i got two things i got ghosts and i got fire and i got the drink and i don't know if you want me to

581
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,660
that uh well i can't stop you from doing that

582
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:38,920
well guys i know i got a plan these people these people they are going in in fancy dress i mean

583
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:41,120
fancy clothes and coming out in costumes.

584
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,220
But where are their fancy clothes going?

585
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,420
So what you're suggesting is we got to go in in costumes and come out in

586
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,000
their fancy dress.

587
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,080
Some might say we are in costume.

588
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,400
I mean, you're wearing a pirate costume.

589
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,100
Squish is wearing a demon costume.

590
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:01,200
And I'm dressed as a banker.

591
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:01,360
Go ahead.

592
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:02,000
Tell us about it.

593
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:02,800
A banker?

594
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:03,780
A banker?

595
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:08,780
Right?

596
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,260
I was about to say, what the hell are you supposed to be?

597
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:19,840
I fully admit I'm a pirate stereotype, but I have no idea what you are, Juggles.

598
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:21,440
Wee man.

599
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,480
I'm dressed as a man of my time.

600
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:29,000
You're dressed as Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

601
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,740
You don't know who that is.

602
00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:33,280
He's not here.

603
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,540
I do think your character is Charlie Day combined with Tina from Bob's Burger.

604
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,240
I don't know why I just hear it

605
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,300
Because I'm into butts?

606
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:43,620
Or is it my voice?

607
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,380
Because of your voice

608
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,860
Well that's rude

609
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:49,720
End of friendship

610
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,260
A lot of butt talk here

611
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,440
There's the butt obsessed one

612
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,260
Hey last season was nuts

613
00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,040
This time's butts

614
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,100
Yeah nuts to butts

615
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,580
Nuts to butts

616
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,020
I mean it really started with guts

617
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:05,940
Because of the gut punch

618
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,760
From guts to nuts to butts

619
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:10,000
onions in the guts with a knack for the nuts.

620
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,720
And he's got a knack for the butts.

621
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,360
So, I mean, you just mentioned butts.

622
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,580
He started stroking his rifle.

623
00:28:19,299 --> 00:28:19,920
All right.

624
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,020
Well, what's your plan?

625
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,560
Go in and steal clothes from the rich people?

626
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,220
I'm hearing.

627
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,780
We go in in costume.

628
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,800
All right.

629
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,920
I see that maybe I will need a costume.

630
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,480
I would like one, too.

631
00:28:31,179 --> 00:28:32,360
You are a costume.

632
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,640
What happens to our clothes, then?

633
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:36,920
Doesn't matter.

634
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:39,060
We're naked from now on if we're not in fancy clothes.

635
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,980
It's the naked time.

636
00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:42,300
No, but really.

637
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,020
Are you worried about someone stealing your clothes?

638
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,280
My frock.

639
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:46,200
It's got my best.

640
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,020
It's where I live, man.

641
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:49,840
True.

642
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,400
It's got all my things in it.

643
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,080
Mostly my alcohol.

644
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,500
I guess we'll have to come back for that.

645
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,580
Maybe we'll throw it out the window.

646
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,640
Do you think they'll have a ticket?

647
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,580
Do we wait for them to throw it out?

648
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:06,840
You think they're going to throw out my clothes?

649
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,560
What if I just wore my clothes

650
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,120
They might burn yours

651
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,940
What if I just wore my clothes underneath the fancy clothes

652
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,180
Like Superman

653
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,120
Yeah no we just need

654
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,580
We just need the costumes to get in

655
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:22,080
We're gonna go in as if we're gonna take back these costumes

656
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:23,100
We're gonna return them

657
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:24,980
Right

658
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,040
As a costume store

659
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,740
Wait wait wait why don't I just go rob the cat man

660
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,380
What like give me your old clothes

661
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,220
Give me your cat

662
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:36,980
Outfit

663
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,200
Alright.

664
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,080
Didn't you just say like three people just walked out, right?

665
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,120
Yeah.

666
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,520
But were they dressed up as there was a cat

667
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:47,880
from a cat concert?

668
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,860
There was a mummy. And what was the third one?

669
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,860
Did you just call it a cat concert?

670
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:55,880
Yes.

671
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,760
He was a cat from the cat concert.

672
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,380
Everybody knows what that is.

673
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,160
The cat academy.

674
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,060
Yes, cat academy.

675
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,240
Three, which was the best cat academy.

676
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,760
It was a cat, mommy, and what else?

677
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:09,160
Banker?

678
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,960
No, I'm the banker.

679
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,600
What was the third one?

680
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,640
There was a third one.

681
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:14,740
What was they?

682
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,660
It was definitely, there's never been a cat.

683
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:21,420
There was a werewolf, I think,

684
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,020
and women in fancy dresses.

685
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:26,980
I did say cat.

686
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,820
I don't know if there was actually a cat.

687
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,020
I just assume it's a werewolf, a mommy, and a cat.

688
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:35,020
A flapper?

689
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,580
A cat from the musical Cats.

690
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:39,260
Yeah.

691
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,140
Cat Academy 3.

692
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:43,840
And a mummy.

693
00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:44,900
And a mummy.

694
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:46,800
All right, all right.

695
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:48,360
Who wants the cat?

696
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,400
Oh, shit.

697
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,460
Let's go rob these guys and take their costumes and go in there.

698
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,140
You need a costume anyway because, you know,

699
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:59,340
no one's going to believe they're returning a banker costume.

700
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,200
Hold on a second.

701
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,640
This play is way too convoluted.

702
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,320
So we're going to beat these people up, take their costume,

703
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:12,220
to go in and take somebody else's clothes.

704
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,940
Yes, we're stealing their identities.

705
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:18,180
I guess at this point, it's just a shop.

706
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,240
It's public, right?

707
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,120
It's the door and lock.

708
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:21,020
We can just walk in.

709
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:22,640
Yeah.

710
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:27,520
Why don't we just go to like an actual shop that has suits?

711
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:29,760
All right.

712
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,780
Pull up a different tailor.

713
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,420
Gotta go back to Chachi Media and get a set of a tailor.

714
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,280
Your tailor shop's out.

715
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,580
Damn it, squish, when you're right, you're right.

716
00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:44,800
I hope you didn't like it.

717
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:55,100
You wander through the city giving up your beliefs on the tailor-made costume shop.

718
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:04,560
And instead, you find your way down a quiet street to a little tailor shop.

719
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,280
It's smaller than before.

720
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:09,360
It doesn't have, like, the aisles and, you know, shelving of clothing.

721
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:11,020
But it's modest.

722
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,080
It looks like there's one guy kind of working it.

723
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,940
You can see him through the window.

724
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:19,340
But there are suits on the walls.

725
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,420
There is fabric.

726
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,220
There is, like, hats and things.

727
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,160
This is a full service.

728
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:26,860
shock.

729
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:29,760
Is the guy old?

730
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,060
He is

731
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:33,260
Italian.

732
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,260
Which means he's very old,

733
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:37,700
even if he's only 12.

734
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,460
No, he's

735
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,060
older, like definitely

736
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,060
middle-aged or older,

737
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:48,300
but he's not like a young guy, but he's not

738
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:49,780
like a decrepit grandpa either.

739
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,820
He's kind of...

740
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:53,220
No kneecap breaks.

741
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:00,960
uh no and he's kind of a shorter guy bald head mustache um you know he's just kind of

742
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:09,080
moving around his shop looks like he's you know sewing shit we were still observing from across

743
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:14,480
the street with opera glasses yes with the opera glasses never been to the opera but you got the

744
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:20,820
glasses no yeah now you'd be surprised when people throw out all right so i'm gonna steal

745
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,480
the tailor's clothes, what are you going to do?

746
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,680
I'm going to be a tailor

747
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:25,920
coming out of this costume shop.

748
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,840
Wait. Let's scope it out

749
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:30,760
first. I want to be a tailor.

750
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,180
I told you. That's my costume.

751
00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:33,800
It's not a costume party.

752
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,700
Oh. What are we doing?

753
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,520
There's a very simple plan.

754
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,800
We just need it.

755
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,400
We need a tuxedo.

756
00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:44,860
Or a suit.

757
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,260
If I was a tailor, I could give us the tuxedos.

758
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,060
he's got you there

759
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,300
yeah if he was a tailor he could make us a tuxedo

760
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:55,660
yes

761
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,100
but you can't just beat up the tailor

762
00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:01,360
and then become a tailor it's not the Santa Claus

763
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:07,780
well what I'm saying is

764
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:12,919
what I'm saying is

765
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,879
I'll become the tailor

766
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,539
I'll own that shop and I'll give us all tuxedos

767
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,879
half off. You'll beat up the tailor,

768
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,820
steal his shops, and over the course of 20 years,

769
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:24,060
you'll learn how to tailor, and then

770
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:26,060
you will make us the finest suits.

771
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:28,100
You said you wanted a fitted

772
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,280
suit, because that sounds pretty hoity-toity.

773
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:31,980
No, I was just going to steal

774
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,200
from his stock and give it to us.

775
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:35,979
Yeah, I don't

776
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:37,580
need it to be.

777
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,940
Steal from the stitch to give to the poor.

778
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,820
Yeah, I can wear off the rack.

779
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,560
Although I am an odd size

780
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,080
for an adult human man.

781
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,820
We'll just cut off the ankles.

782
00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:50,300
Okay.

783
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,980
We'll give you some real nice khaki jorts.

784
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,160
Are we gathering any sort of attention sitting here bickering across the street

785
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,460
about how we're going to beat up the man inside the building?

786
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:03,040
I assume every time we've been doing this,

787
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,620
we're just hiding behind like a fruit cart.

788
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,500
That's exactly like one of those fruit carts in the movies that take place in the 20s.

789
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,640
Yeah, like we're just hiding behind sitting down on the other side of the street.

790
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,000
I don't know where the fruit master's at, but I'm sure he's somewhere.

791
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,640
He comes down out of the most recent pub for the newspaper, understand,

792
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,160
and just like mid-sentence, while you guys are arguing,

793
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,060
just picks up his cart and like rolls it along, revealing you.

794
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,100
No, you are not.

795
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,760
But we don't notice, right?

796
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:36,560
No, no, you continue your conversation just as not so quietly as before.

797
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:39,220
No, you guys, this is a pretty quiet street.

798
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,060
Like there are still people out, and you're probably getting a few odd looks,

799
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,800
but nobody's like really listening to you.

800
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,200
It's one of those things where it's like nobody really just is paying attention.

801
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,600
All right, Squish, go in there.

802
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:50,760
You lead the way.

803
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:52,700
All right.

804
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,320
And then I just stroll into the tailor shop.

805
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,500
Yeah, as you stroll in, there's a little bell that comes overhead.

806
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,100
And you walk in.

807
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,040
And, yeah, the shop looks like it's maybe converted from somebody's house at some point.

808
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,040
Because it's kind of small, kind of cozy.

809
00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:12,080
The man in the corner turns and he sees you and he goes,

810
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,880
Gentlemen, how can I assist you today?

811
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,080
We need suits.

812
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,260
Oh, suits?

813
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,340
For what occasion?

814
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,180
The garden party.

815
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:22,860
Don't tell him.

816
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:26,520
Tell him a lie.

817
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,300
And he kind of stops as you say that.

818
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:29,600
And he's like,

819
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,180
It'd be secret.

820
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:34,520
What?

821
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,380
It's a garden party.

822
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:38,660
You know that call?

823
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,380
We're going to the garden party.

824
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,680
We'll go to the cult party.

825
00:36:43,010 --> 00:36:43,740
I mean, the garden party.

826
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,280
Yeah, okay, we're going to the garden party.

827
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,360
And we need fancy dress.

828
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:49,620
Tuxedos.

829
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Pirate colored, if you have any.

830
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,080
We'll get back to that.

831
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:55,980
How lovely.

832
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:02,200
I've often, you know, me and the missus have often talked about trying to see her tickets to the Lockport Garden Party.

833
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,320
It's quite the event of the year.

834
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,300
Yeah.

835
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:06,560
Do you want to buy three?

836
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,320
What?

837
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,360
Do you want to buy three tickets?

838
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,140
I would only need two.

839
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,320
Do you have them for sale?

840
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,180
You only get three.

841
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,780
Three or nothing.

842
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Yeah.

843
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,120
You have to buy the third one.

844
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:26,260
I suppose we could take my dear mother.

845
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,320
She might quite enjoy an evening out at the party.

846
00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:32,340
Five coin each.

847
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,340
Well, that's a bit steep, I suppose.

848
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,160
That's almost one and a half hats.

849
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:38,840
What?

850
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,120
Almost.

851
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,440
is that how currency works in this world

852
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,060
is my hat

853
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,740
I mean a lot of currency

854
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:46,640
you know I

855
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:50,200
you know I don't really do this sort of scalping thing

856
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,260
you know with the fees

857
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,280
and then later it's not the seats aren't quite

858
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,240
what you thought they were

859
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,520
some kind of chicken

860
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,260
there's no seats

861
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:00,460
do you want to go

862
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,500
do you want to impress your wife

863
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:04,680
let me ask you

864
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,100
what's your home life like

865
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,280
I love to work

866
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,840
Yeah, but you've been with your wife a long time.

867
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,700
I'm sure you look like a man who really, really loves his wife.

868
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,780
But let's be honest.

869
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,320
It's monotonous, right, life?

870
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,780
I'm going to take a wild guess here.

871
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:30,900
I'm guessing maybe your wife doesn't respect you as much as she used to.

872
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:34,660
Sounded like she wants to go to this garden party.

873
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,440
Now you have an opportunity.

874
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,280
Now we're trying to save your marriage.

875
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,100
So far this plot has gotten way more convoluted than just robbing the costume people.

876
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,320
Right, right.

877
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,960
Because we did have a way to get in the front door.

878
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:56,660
All we had to do was simply buy a suit, which at the beginning, Bridget said so graciously,

879
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,620
you have enough money to buy a suit.

880
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:04,120
And so, yeah, now here we are trying to sell our only way into the garden party.

881
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,820
Yeah, but hear me out.

882
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,320
Hear me out.

883
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:11,200
We only need two tickets.

884
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,580
You only have one.

885
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,660
You only have one ticket.

886
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,380
You found one ticket in his desk.

887
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:20,520
No.

888
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,100
That can't be right.

889
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,340
I don't want to derail your plan,

890
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,620
but my next question was going to be,

891
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,200
let me see them tickets.

892
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,300
Oh, you only have one?

893
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:35,600
No, no.

894
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,540
I was going to write one ticket.

895
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,700
I can't forge one real quick.

896
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,020
Give me a piece of paper.

897
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:42,680
Give me a piece of paper and an exception roll, please.

898
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,320
A tinker.

899
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:48,440
You want to tinker a forgery, go for it.

900
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,640
I'm all for it.

901
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,340
I just want to be clear.

902
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,840
You only have one ticket and you're in victory.

903
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,560
You picked a weird time to tell us this.

904
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:03,000
I didn't think, you know, you go from,

905
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,400
I'm going to beat up this guy so I can walk into a costume shop,

906
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,240
which is open to the public, you could just go into.

907
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:13,280
I'm going to beat up this guy and nag him real bad.

908
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,840
I don't appreciate your tone.

909
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:17,100
You're making it sound like we're real stupid.

910
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,320
No, no.

911
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:23,560
I just want to make sure you knew you only had one ticket

912
00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,580
before you tried selling them.

913
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,000
Listen, I'm just trying to close here.

914
00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:29,820
That would have been a lot more funnier.

915
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:32,580
It would have been a lot more funnier if you just said,

916
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,940
okay, well, you look in your pocket and you remember.

917
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,260
you only have one ticket.

918
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,780
Oh, that's funny stuff.

919
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,900
Anyway, let's kind of try to get him to buy three tickets

920
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,860
and just make up the other two and we'll make profit.

921
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:47,840
Then we'll beat him up and steal his store.

922
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,820
And then steal the tickets back.

923
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,920
Just, yeah, the old GTA trick.

924
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,420
We need two tickets as well.

925
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,840
Well, actually only one ticket.

926
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,540
Tiger will have the

927
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,340
have a

928
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:06,360
high hills ticket

929
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:08,120
it'll be your plus one

930
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,360
oh is there a plus one on these things

931
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,440
yes

932
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:14,580
oh so we're good

933
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,820
remember I need a plus two

934
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,660
because I've got two ladies

935
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,300
you don't

936
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,420
oh because you're saying Evelyn's already going to be there

937
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:25,360
yeah you're going to be

938
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,700
the plus one to lady I L

939
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:28,620
and then

940
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,900
me and Patches will be the one in plus one

941
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,420
for the ticket we found.

942
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,660
Is that how these tickets work?

943
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,280
Two really good friends just going to a garden party.

944
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,640
In tuxedos, right, old man?

945
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:45,380
Yeah.

946
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,060
Yes, so Lady High Heel did offer to take you as her guest.

947
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,800
She was planning on taking you to the garden party.

948
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,540
She had now idea you had stolen a ticket.

949
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,940
And yes, your ticket you stole from Taz Manoram

950
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,660
is for Taz Mazaran and guests.

951
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:04,780
oh we have to be

952
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:05,480
Tam Mazaran

953
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,700
it's what it's addressed to on the outside

954
00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:09,080
oh okay gotcha

955
00:42:09,779 --> 00:42:12,220
we did steal it from a desk

956
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:13,720
in an office

957
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,260
that was labeled Tam Mazaran

958
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,460
and his madness lab

959
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,180
with his madness lab

960
00:42:24,539 --> 00:42:25,460
brutalized boys

961
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:27,840
oh

962
00:42:28,470 --> 00:42:30,180
alright so yeah all we need are suits then

963
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,260
and this tailor's money

964
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,700
so you gotta buy these tickets or not old man

965
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:38,320
well

966
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,680
I mean

967
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,500
you wanna be a loser your whole life

968
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:43,940
oh my god

969
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,760
salesman tactics go

970
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,400
five coins for three tickets

971
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,080
three genuine tickets

972
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,060
genuine

973
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,860
I said five coin each

974
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:57,140
genuine

975
00:42:57,290 --> 00:42:58,400
five coin each

976
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,400
Listen, these tickets are going fast

977
00:43:01,630 --> 00:43:03,040
You ain't got time to decide

978
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:05,240
Well, let me see, let me see them

979
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:11,280
Chuckles, quick, take her faster than you've ever

980
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:11,960
Take her in your life

981
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,780
Here's the receipt that I got for this whiskey bottle

982
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,460
Where's the ticket at?

983
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:19,200
Did we bring it with?

984
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,540
It is in your pockets

985
00:43:22,570 --> 00:43:25,220
I think you found it, Squish, right?

986
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,380
Yeah

987
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,060
and I show them.

988
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,800
So he looks at the real ticket and he goes,

989
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:36,000
oh, well, this is good for me and my wife,

990
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:36,920
but what about mother?

991
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:41,000
You know what, on second thought,

992
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,220
you don't want that third wheel around.

993
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:49,240
She's really going to be putting a harsh on your moves,

994
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,320
which I'm sure you have.

995
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,880
So one ticket for 10 coins, is that the price?

996
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:56,920
Yes.

997
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,620
I will offer you eight.

998
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,820
Eight, but we get free tuxedos.

999
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,840
Three tuxedos?

1000
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,880
Where are you going?

1001
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,380
You can't even go to the garden party.

1002
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,020
You don't have a ticket.

1003
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,300
Who says I'm going to the garden party anymore?

1004
00:44:15,540 --> 00:44:17,380
We're going to a different party, a better party.

1005
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:17,720
All right.

1006
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,240
And that's stuck in the garden party.

1007
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,860
Who wants a tuxedo in a garden?

1008
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,760
Five coin and three suits.

1009
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:26,440
Three tuxedos.

1010
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,060
well

1011
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:31,940
you drive quite a hard bargain

1012
00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:32,220
but

1013
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,780
it is our anniversary and I did

1014
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:37,840
promise her something special this year

1015
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,240
not often

1016
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,920
you celebrate 17 years

1017
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:44,060
17 years

1018
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,020
of marriage

1019
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,420
that's not that long

1020
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,800
you've had a hard life

1021
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,680
you're 50

1022
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,480
chuckles

1023
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,520
You have to understand, being a tailor is very rigorous work.

1024
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:01,820
You're 45?

1025
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,180
There's a lot of dust in the air.

1026
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:06,660
Oh, God.

1027
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,100
Taylor's dealing with a lot of chemicals.

1028
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,400
I'm sorry.

1029
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,420
I'm sorry.

1030
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:11,240
Look at my fingers!

1031
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:16,080
And he holds up his hand and it zooms into the most gnarly looking hands you've ever seen

1032
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,640
because he pokes himself constantly with his teeth.

1033
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:22,020
Like a Ren and Stimpy cartoon?

1034
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,260
A very uncomfortable close-up.

1035
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,920
Alright, alright, alright, alright

1036
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,260
Four coins

1037
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,080
And three suits

1038
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:35,180
I think we should take this

1039
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:35,780
This is a good deal

1040
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:38,380
Five

1041
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,320
Five coins and three suits

1042
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:43,140
Alright, that's it

1043
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,400
No, deal's off the table

1044
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:46,660
Give me the ticket bag

1045
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,000
I'll take it

1046
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,440
Hold on, and he pulls out a little

1047
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,280
Measuring tape and he does like quick

1048
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,040
studies of you.

1049
00:45:55,510 --> 00:45:56,920
And Chuckles, he does you last.

1050
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,440
And he noticeably is like...

1051
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,340
Impressed.

1052
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,340
Hmm.

1053
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,640
I guess it's only, you know,

1054
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:06,200
maybe two and a half or so.

1055
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,020
I shouldn't take too long.

1056
00:46:08,650 --> 00:46:10,960
Yeah, two tuxedos and a child's tuxedo.

1057
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:12,420
Done!

1058
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:14,980
All right, Chuckles.

1059
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:15,600
That was quick.

1060
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,740
Make a copy of this really quick.

1061
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:18,960
For what?

1062
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,260
Because we need a copy

1063
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:23,820
in this guy.

1064
00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:27,180
We need a forgery. The real one goes with us.

1065
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:27,940
Squish.

1066
00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:31,180
Why do we

1067
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:31,840
sell our ticket?

1068
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,540
We need the ticket to get in.

1069
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,020
Because we were going to have you tinker

1070
00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:37,720
a forgery.

1071
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,940
Maybe we should have made sure that...

1072
00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:43,240
That's just not my plan. I was just yelling

1073
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,180
at the man. We got in the zone. You know I love to

1074
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:45,540
sell?

1075
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,280
The plan was you were going

1076
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:50,800
to tinker using this

1077
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:52,740
bottled receipt that I have.

1078
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:53,820
That's in my pocket.

1079
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,260
You're going to tinker us a nice forgery of the ticket

1080
00:46:56,540 --> 00:46:57,920
and give it to this nice man.

1081
00:46:58,620 --> 00:46:58,820
Yes.

1082
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:01,200
He's going to have his anniversary kind of...

1083
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,100
All right.

1084
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:05,760
I can't say I fully understand this plan,

1085
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,460
but yeah, I'll start working on this forgery.

1086
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:10,360
Forge it.

1087
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,600
Should I roll for that, Bridget?

1088
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,320
Yeah, you got to roll your tinker for forging.

1089
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:19,840
Push yourself.

1090
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,540
Make sure it works.

1091
00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,600
What you're tinkering at.

1092
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:24,960
Jesus Christ.

1093
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:25,800
It's not even.

1094
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,360
You pull out.

1095
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:29,600
It's like just seconds.

1096
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,960
Like clearly you must have been working on it longer.

1097
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:33,400
Because you're like, all right, I don't.

1098
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,080
This is dumb.

1099
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:34,500
And you're just.

1100
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,520
And you pull out a near perfect copy.

1101
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,100
Not even a perfect copy.

1102
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,380
It looks better than your own invitation.

1103
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:42,580
Nice.

1104
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:44,100
And you hand it off.

1105
00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:51,060
And the tailor looks at it and goes, are these linen edges?

1106
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,580
And have these been cross-cut?

1107
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,680
It's invitation, so...

1108
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,860
The calligraphy!

1109
00:47:57,330 --> 00:47:58,560
The gold lettering!

1110
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,600
This is a gift in and of itself!

1111
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:02,720
You're welcome.

1112
00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:06,860
I have a loop in my eye, and I'm covered in graphite.

1113
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,960
I can't believe it!

1114
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,880
I mean, thank you!

1115
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:13,800
I just...

1116
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:14,720
Wow!

1117
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,240
My wife...

1118
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:21,440
Oh, Hortense is going to be so proud of me, so pleased she will be of me.

1119
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,640
She sounds like a wonderful woman

1120
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,160
A real whore

1121
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:28,780
Five point and suits now please

1122
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,640
Wait do we know which one we gave him?

1123
00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:33,680
Did we get confused after we made the

1124
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:35,200
No you did not

1125
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,860
Does he know that we forged it?

1126
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:38,680
He does not know right

1127
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,000
We're not going to have any repercussions for this right?

1128
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:43,420
No not at all

1129
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,840
Sure nothing bad will ever happen

1130
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,519
Nothing bad will ever happen at all

1131
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,720
Maybe I should make more invitations.

1132
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,080
Maybe this should be our gig now.

1133
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,840
Forgery or invitations?

1134
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:56,960
Yes.

1135
00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:58,480
In both.

1136
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,760
Forgery or various invitations.

1137
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,540
We'll go to parties all over town.

1138
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,040
You're just going to start giving fake IDs to kids.

1139
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:08,500
That is a great business opportunity.

1140
00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,980
The tailor disappears into the closet

1141
00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:16,099
and comes back carrying just bundles and bundles

1142
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,440
of fabric on these long

1143
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:19,460
bolts, bolts of fabric.

1144
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,460
And he lays it down and he goes,

1145
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,700
so, the suit, the style?

1146
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,940
Tell me, material, color? What are you guys

1147
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,100
looking for? Garden parties

1148
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,920
tend to be quite festive. May I

1149
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,200
suggest a butter yellow linen?

1150
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:33,360
Butter yellow?

1151
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,800
And he pulls out like a

1152
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:38,060
pale yellow and like starts holding

1153
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,040
it up to your faces, like trying

1154
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,680
to see if it matches and goes,

1155
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:43,800
what about this, sir? A fine

1156
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,080
brocade. And he pulls out like a

1157
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,160
magenta with electric

1158
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:49,980
blue stitching in it,

1159
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:52,160
the silver brocade, and holds it up

1160
00:49:52,170 --> 00:49:54,200
and goes, very fine in the sunlight.

1161
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,420
See how it sparkles?

1162
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,200
By the light of the

1163
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,960
garden party, it might really

1164
00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:02,220
woo the ladies, catch their eye.

1165
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,980
I'll take that one.

1166
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:07,100
Very fine choice.

1167
00:50:07,490 --> 00:50:08,460
Very fine choice, sir.

1168
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,820
And he starts quickly

1169
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,020
measuring you

1170
00:50:12,170 --> 00:50:13,600
to begin making his suit.

1171
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,760
Does it go well with my hat?

1172
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:19,640
maybe

1173
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,900
I know everything goes with this head

1174
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:24,340
it's fine

1175
00:50:25,350 --> 00:50:26,360
I mean yeah

1176
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:27,400
it could

1177
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:32,680
yes someone had a question

1178
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,400
no I think you were saying that was

1179
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:39,100
no it was a trick question

1180
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,020
everything goes with that

1181
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:44,760
yeah

1182
00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:47,780
From My Cousin Vinny, the one where he gets yelled at in the courtroom.

1183
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:53,820
It's a velour suit from, I don't know, looks like a lounge act suit.

1184
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,240
I don't know how to describe it.

1185
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,260
He gets yelled at by the judge.

1186
00:50:57,340 --> 00:50:58,500
Isn't that Herman Munster?

1187
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,120
Yes.

1188
00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:00,080
It is Herman Munster.

1189
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,480
Oh, Edith.

1190
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:07,340
There go my nipples again.

1191
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:14,140
Oh, here.

1192
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,780
Oh, perfect.

1193
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:19,240
Yeah, I'm just adding what yours,

1194
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,280
this magenta brocade will look like.

1195
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,560
Oh my gosh.

1196
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:27,780
Oh, okay.

1197
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,240
That's fine.

1198
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:33,000
That will definitely go with a...

1199
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,540
It's all green to me.

1200
00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:40,180
Every red flag is a green flag

1201
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:40,940
if you're colorblind.

1202
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:41,940
Right.

1203
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,920
And you, sir, yes, fine, the red velour suit, of course.

1204
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:48,260
Yes.

1205
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:52,400
And would you prefer a bow tie, sir, or perhaps a charming cummerbund?

1206
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,780
No, what's a thing the colonel wears?

1207
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:57,240
Ascot.

1208
00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,300
No, not that colonel, the other colonel.

1209
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,800
The really thin, skinny one?

1210
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:05,060
Yeah, the one that's on the chicken bucket.

1211
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,400
Colonel Sanders.

1212
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:10,460
Yes.

1213
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:11,340
Bye.

1214
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,120
A western string bow tie.

1215
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:15,440
Yes.

1216
00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:16,960
Yes, a type of bow tie.

1217
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:20,340
Oh, very fine, sir.

1218
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,340
Very fine, sir.

1219
00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:24,400
And may I interest you in any sort of cape or capelet?

1220
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,500
A cape?

1221
00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:29,460
Or capelet.

1222
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,400
I thought you had to earn those.

1223
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,260
I can just buy that?

1224
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,040
Oh, of course.

1225
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:34,840
Of course.

1226
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,540
Hell yeah, give me a cape.

1227
00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:37,580
No, a capelet.

1228
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,180
What's a capelet?

1229
00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,780
It's a cape that doesn't go all the way down.

1230
00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:43,040
and it kind of cuts off at the shoulders.

1231
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,800
Oh, like a Dracula-like.

1232
00:52:45,380 --> 00:52:46,740
Yeah, like a kid's cape.

1233
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:47,560
Yeah.

1234
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,000
Can you put a bat symbol on it?

1235
00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:52,480
Get him a cape,

1236
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,620
and it'll reach the floor.

1237
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:55,280
Wow.

1238
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,020
Yeah, I'm short.

1239
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:57,520
I know.

1240
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,120
Boom, roasted.

1241
00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:04,080
God, I can't make any jokes today, can't I?

1242
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,460
No, I'm the only one that can be mean.

1243
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,280
You just call me cruel.

1244
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,860
Because you were being cruel,

1245
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:11,560
and you know it.

1246
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,520
but I did tell that man that his wife

1247
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,720
didn't like him and his marriage

1248
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:18,340
was falling apart but he's not real

1249
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,640
no he ceases to exist once you leave

1250
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:24,700
yeah

1251
00:53:25,030 --> 00:53:26,920
and then for you sir the fine

1252
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,360
gentleman who I can see

1253
00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:30,460
I can see is

1254
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,680
a friend of fashion as it is

1255
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,620
may I take your coat sir for better

1256
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,340
measurements and he offers out his hand

1257
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,800
to take your frat coat

1258
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,460
yeah well here's the thing sir

1259
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,140
Do you have any frock?

1260
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,360
Frock, sir.

1261
00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:46,740
Yeah, I've got sensitive skin.

1262
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,300
Only natural fibers.

1263
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,320
Is frock a material?

1264
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,200
Good question.

1265
00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:02,120
So my understanding, sir, is that frock is a type of garment.

1266
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,520
Are you perhaps thinking of flocked?

1267
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:05,960
No, frock.

1268
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:07,560
Authentic frock.

1269
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:07,800
I see.

1270
00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:09,760
All right.

1271
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,760
that's not a lot

1272
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:16,860
what

1273
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,160
hold on

1274
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,060
frock coat

1275
00:54:24,339 --> 00:54:26,140
these people are quite

1276
00:54:26,210 --> 00:54:27,740
what about this coat I found over here

1277
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:30,880
green

1278
00:54:31,350 --> 00:54:34,080
oh yes yes I see I can see

1279
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,100
a bit of the seafaring type

1280
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,700
in you is that correct sir

1281
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:38,740
with the epaulets.

1282
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:41,660
And would you like more girthy epaulets, sir?

1283
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,960
No, but what's an epaulet?

1284
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:47,340
An epaulet is the wonderful decoration

1285
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:48,440
one wears at the sleeves.

1286
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:50,720
It has a military background, you know,

1287
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,340
for showing rank or, you know.

1288
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,560
Oh, you got to get that.

1289
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:55,860
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1290
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:56,980
I need some rank.

1291
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,060
It's common with captains and co-captains.

1292
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:01,520
Yeah, yeah, I need captain ranks.

1293
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,760
I need captain ranks and add on a cape on there.

1294
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1295
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:10,000
Actually, we are all captains, and we are equal captains.

1296
00:55:10,050 --> 00:55:11,320
We are co-captains.

1297
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:15,600
We all get the epaulettes, and they need to be the same size and very big.

1298
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,700
Epaulettes all around?

1299
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:17,640
Yes.

1300
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,480
Epaulettes all around.

1301
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:21,160
Give me some scrambled eggs.

1302
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:23,620
I don't really know if it's going to go with the color.

1303
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:24,880
And cape.

1304
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:25,900
They can be green.

1305
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:28,680
All right, if it's green.

1306
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,160
Yes, yes.

1307
00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:36,160
We typically suggest gold for an epaulette, but I'm sure green could suffice, of course.

1308
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,000
Yes, I see here.

1309
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,260
Now, you said you would like a cloak as well?

1310
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:41,900
A cape, yes.

1311
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,280
Frock as well.

1312
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,940
Yes, yes, frock.

1313
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:54,360
I see.

1314
00:55:54,390 --> 00:55:55,980
And then are there any other accessories?

1315
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:57,480
A fine hat, perhaps?

1316
00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,500
No, I've already got a fine hat.

1317
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,360
Yeah, I got a pretty nice hat.

1318
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:02,540
It's pretty big.

1319
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:07,720
Can I offer you perhaps a walking stick or a chain or some other accessory?

1320
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:09,640
Oh, hell yeah.

1321
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,860
Oh, I'll take a walking stick.

1322
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:13,000
Give me all three.

1323
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,280
Can you give me a monocle?

1324
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:23,620
Get that one monocle when you were making the forgery?

1325
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:25,680
No, that was a loop.

1326
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:27,840
You can't wear those things all the time.

1327
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:28,660
Come on, be serious.

1328
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,920
Did you just break off one of your opera glasses for it?

1329
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,480
To be fair, they were already broken.

1330
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,840
They were just held together by tape.

1331
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,520
I mean, we were looking across a street using them.

1332
00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:44,180
I mean, they weren't going to have been that good.

1333
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:47,040
I'm not sure they weren't even helping.

1334
00:56:47,850 --> 00:56:51,260
A street, again, you were allowed to be in on a public day, you know?

1335
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:52,620
Yeah.

1336
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,440
I'm sorry, Patches.

1337
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,180
You said you would like a walking stick.

1338
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200
No, I would like a walking stick.

1339
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,100
Yes, I would like a walking stick.

1340
00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,700
You would also like a walking stick.

1341
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,360
And a walking stick for the young sir.

1342
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,140
Excuse me.

1343
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,080
I am not young.

1344
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,700
I am a man.

1345
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,720
I did not want to suggest otherwise.

1346
00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:17,480
But a young man you are in the prime of his life.

1347
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:22,120
I can see that you'll catch the eye of many a woman at this garden party.

1348
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,700
Oh, that reminds me.

1349
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,680
that reminds me this is going to be a sticky party

1350
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:29,460
and not in a good way

1351
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:31,800
I don't need a walking stick

1352
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,460
just fine thank you but I would like a monocle

1353
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:36,680
just a monocle then of course

1354
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,780
well this will take some time to make

1355
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,680
I mean of course I'm more than happy to start working on it right away

1356
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,460
for such fine young gentlemen

1357
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,560
who have given me such a great gift

1358
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:50,160
but it will not be available until tomorrow morning

1359
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:50,920
at the earliest

1360
00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:55,500
Oh!

1361
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:57,620
Who left?

1362
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,000
Who got mad?

1363
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,100
I guess it's who.

1364
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:01,160
Yeah.

1365
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:04,960
Let's see if he comes back.

1366
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:08,920
New Unret.

1367
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,380
Oh, he's back.

1368
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,180
is he

1369
00:58:25,410 --> 00:58:26,700
you good yeah yeah sorry

1370
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:35,300
yeah so he just finished up by kind of uh thanking you for your service he wrote you

1371
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:40,440
guys out a ticket with your very detailed um suits on it and little sketching of course he

1372
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:46,400
gives every one of you as well he cuts a piece of the fabric uh that you wanted and like

1373
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:47,060
pins it on you.

1374
00:58:47,430 --> 00:58:49,300
And then from a small basket,

1375
00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:50,800
he takes a little flower as well

1376
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:52,240
and he pins that on you as well.

1377
00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:52,980
And he says,

1378
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,400
just to go about your day,

1379
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,800
a little good luck, of course.

1380
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:56,360
Don't forget,

1381
00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:58,380
you know, it is a garden party after all.

1382
00:58:58,380 --> 00:58:59,260
You have to dress the part.

1383
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:02,280
Wait, I never got your name.

1384
00:59:03,559 --> 00:59:04,280
Oh, Taylor.

1385
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:06,160
Taylor?

1386
00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:07,960
Your name is Taylor the Taylor?

1387
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,140
It's a coincidence, isn't it?

1388
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,700
Yeah, it's quite a coincidence.

1389
00:59:13,219 --> 00:59:13,940
Suspiciously coincidence.

1390
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:14,600
Yeah.

1391
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,220
Do you have my five gold?

1392
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:19,040
what oh of course

1393
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,140
of course and he

1394
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:22,960
kind of goes into his old timey cash

1395
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,240
register and like click click click

1396
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:26,620
and ka-ching drawer opens

1397
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,820
and he pulls out five coin and he

1398
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,980
hands it to you and takes the

1399
00:59:31,140 --> 00:59:32,560
ticket from your hands as well

1400
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
and sticks it back into the cash

1401
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,340
drawer and shuts it

1402
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:41,020
okay I take the gold

1403
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:41,980
or the coin

1404
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:43,440
I put

1405
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:46,860
and I stash them.

1406
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:48,560
Cool. Yeah.

1407
00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:49,580
You got five coins.

1408
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:52,020
Awesome.

1409
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,500
Now I say we get drunk.

1410
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:01,520
Huzzah!

1411
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:04,780
Okay.

1412
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:06,800
Go back to the ship.

1413
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,020
We should go back to the ship.

1414
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:09,700
We've never been on the ship for a while.

1415
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:11,440
We should drink on the ship.

1416
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,340
Maybe we can buy some liquor on the way home.

1417
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:16,960
Buy.

1418
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,640
Buy a restaurant on the way home.

1419
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,240
It's five coins.

1420
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,460
It's my five coins.

1421
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:25,660
This was just cool.

1422
01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:26,300
I could sell it.

1423
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:27,540
Yeah.

1424
01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:31,400
So you guys start your walk back to the dock.

1425
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,820
Again, your ship is parked without a permit, kind of inappropriately.

1426
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:41,080
So when you get back, there are, of course, more tickets on the boat.

1427
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,980
In fact, it looks like someone's tried to boot the ship and buy that.

1428
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:50,120
I mean, they put a heavy anchor on one of the lines that is on the deck.

1429
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,260
So, you know, you'd have to cut it to leave, which is a little silly.

1430
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,960
But they booted your car, which you promptly ignore.

1431
01:00:56,980 --> 01:01:01,600
You take the little stickers off and add them to your ever-growing collection.

1432
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:02,540
Rodney.

1433
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,360
Rodney appears.

1434
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:07,360
Rodney is still in his schoolboy outfit.

1435
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,400
And he kind of like shimmies into existence next to you.

1436
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:13,360
What the hell are all these parking tickets?

1437
01:01:13,430 --> 01:01:14,160
What are you even doing here?

1438
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:15,420
You're supposed to be shooing those people away.

1439
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,180
Tell them we're inside really quick picking up our kid.

1440
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:23,880
Now, now, he's still, now, now, Juggles.

1441
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,440
He's still just a young boy, a young ghost.

1442
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,000
He's probably just new.

1443
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,720
It is my first day as a ghost.

1444
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,200
Yeah, well, it's not going well so far.

1445
01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:37,360
Rule number one, when you work for the ghost pirates, the junk foot boys,

1446
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,000
no tickets.

1447
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,020
No

1448
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:43,140
tickets.

1449
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:44,860
No tickets.

1450
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:45,900
Rule number one.

1451
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:49,040
Rule number two, anyone comes near our boat,

1452
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:50,700
you scare them off.

1453
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:51,980
Aside from us.

1454
01:01:52,670 --> 01:01:55,100
Aside from us. Yeah, don't scare me. I scare pretty easy, too.

1455
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,240
No, there's no pooping in the shower.

1456
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,100
Yeah, and you see Rodney

1457
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:00,540
writing this down. No

1458
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,900
tickets. Scare

1459
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,140
off everyone.

1460
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:05,660
What about the monkey?

1461
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:07,800
I'm scared of the monkey.

1462
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:08,820
The monkey will eat you.

1463
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,060
He's an ape, and she will eat you.

1464
01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:13,560
She will eat you.

1465
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,620
She's got a taste for ghost flesh.

1466
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,880
She is pretty much...

1467
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:21,680
We say we're the co-captains, but I would take orders from that monkey.

1468
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,040
Yes, behind every three great co-captains is a monkey.

1469
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,900
Is a chain-smoking chimpanzee.

1470
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,620
Behind every great three co-captains is a chain-smoking chimpanzee.

1471
01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:36,400
Everybody knows that.

1472
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,180
Write that down here.

1473
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:38,280
Title of the week.

1474
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:43,300
And the tall, bald man

1475
01:02:43,580 --> 01:02:44,860
that was with the monkey,

1476
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,200
the chimp, the chain-smoking chimpanzee,

1477
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,240
is he okay?

1478
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,760
Wait, you let him back on the boat?

1479
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:52,880
I mean,

1480
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,320
he was with the chimp, and

1481
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,860
they were holding hands. I mean, it just seemed like

1482
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:57,460
they were fine.

1483
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,660
We better look into it.

1484
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:00,660
I'm going to have a conversation

1485
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,000
with TV about this.

1486
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,060
Oh, wow.

1487
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:08,580
That's our living intern.

1488
01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:10,020
He's not doing so well either.

1489
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,900
So there's multiple interns?

1490
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,160
Well, not ghost interns.

1491
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:15,920
This one's not a ghost.

1492
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,500
Yeah, there's only one ghost intern.

1493
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,500
Oh, I'm happy.

1494
01:03:19,890 --> 01:03:23,280
I mean, hey, Semester at Sea is all about making friends along the way.

1495
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,700
Trimester at Sea is all about making friends along the way.

1496
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,840
It's a very progressive school.

1497
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,460
You don't talk to Tony.

1498
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:30,200
Tony.

1499
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:31,840
He's a bad influence.

1500
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:35,520
He sells drugs to kittens.

1501
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:40,280
Oh, he looked like he was just like, you know, buying medical supplies and stuff.

1502
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:41,340
But all right.

1503
01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,500
What are drugs but medical supplies?

1504
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,080
So is yay or nay on the boat access?

1505
01:03:48,220 --> 01:03:50,500
Oh, let him on, but just don't talk to him.

1506
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,400
He's a bad influence.

1507
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,600
Bad influence.

1508
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,000
All right.

1509
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,260
Got it, sirs.

1510
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:00,620
Welcome aboard.

1511
01:04:01,460 --> 01:04:01,840
All right.

1512
01:04:01,990 --> 01:04:02,360
Thank you.

1513
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,280
That is just a plucky young ghost.

1514
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,240
I'm glad we murdered him.

1515
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,920
Yeah, I'm surprised he took so much to it.

1516
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:12,720
I'm not.

1517
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:15,940
I mean, you didn't murder him.

1518
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:17,520
You did maim him.

1519
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,040
Probably.

1520
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:21,620
By the butt.

1521
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,960
Actually, now that I think about it, who did murder him?

1522
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,400
I think Tim Azran.

1523
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,040
So was he murdered when you shot him?

1524
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,580
Was he murdered when he became a zombie?

1525
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,300
Or was he murdered when we stole his soul?

1526
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:38,160
I think this is a philosophical question.

1527
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,300
Never murder anybody.

1528
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:42,120
Ever.

1529
01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:43,260
Ever.

1530
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:43,520
Ever.

1531
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,020
You walk back onto the boat.

1532
01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,100
And yeah, it's kind of business as usual.

1533
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,680
The captain is still there, kind of giving out orders.

1534
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:57,020
The ghost crew is working quietly in the background.

1535
01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,020
Tawny and Dee Dee are about the place.

1536
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,400
This is the home you guys are very familiar with now.

1537
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,780
All right, I'm going to make dinner and go to sleep.

1538
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,060
Wait, I'm going to drink my soup.

1539
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:12,300
Oh, yeah.

1540
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,520
Oh, yeah.

1541
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:15,620
I'm sorry.

1542
01:05:17,420 --> 01:05:18,340
I think it started already.

1543
01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:23,780
Yeah, yeah.

1544
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,160
Go away.

1545
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,820
Go have some drinks.

1546
01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:35,620
So I imagine that, you know, we wait for sundown.

1547
01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:39,040
We're sitting on the boat and in a circle just passing back the rum bottle

1548
01:05:39,090 --> 01:05:41,420
or whatever it is that we drink, whiskey probably.

1549
01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:48,380
And I feel like this is, you know, we just keep getting drunker and drunker

1550
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:54,380
and telling tales and stories and getting to know each other and stuff like that.

1551
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:02,760
Yeah, as you guys are drinking, some of the members, other people join you.

1552
01:06:03,470 --> 01:06:05,480
At one point, Dee Dee is by your side.

1553
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:12,560
The captain, Fitzpride, comes up, and he takes a hearty drink that goes straight through him because he's a ghost.

1554
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,240
So he pulls out his own ghost whiskey and starts passing it around to the other ghost crew.

1555
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,360
And he goes, ah, argh, boys.

1556
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,700
So what have you been up to last few days?

1557
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,540
Hey, is that my hat?

1558
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,580
It looks damn good on you.

1559
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:28,780
Thank you.

1560
01:06:29,430 --> 01:06:30,100
No, no, no.

1561
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:30,760
It's not your hat.

1562
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:31,480
Oh, no.

1563
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,280
These are your hats.

1564
01:06:33,459 --> 01:06:36,760
Well, I think that might be a hat I purchased in teachers.

1565
01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:39,000
Yes, I can one, two, three, four, five, five, five.

1566
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:42,840
Yes, that is quite my hat of many interdimensional spaces.

1567
01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:46,420
No, that's weird.

1568
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,060
This just must be one that looks just like it.

1569
01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:51,160
Well, it's a good look on you.

1570
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:51,840
I'd be happy.

1571
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,160
I should go find mine and we could wear it.

1572
01:06:54,559 --> 01:06:54,920
Twinsies.

1573
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:56,400
Oh, that would be great.

1574
01:06:58,540 --> 01:06:59,700
Yeah, go find me, Captain.

1575
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:03,400
At the mention of twinsies, Rodney kind of comes up.

1576
01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,660
He's not drinking, but he's like, hey, I'm a twin.

1577
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:08,480
What?

1578
01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:10,200
Good for you.

1579
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:11,600
What do you mean you're a twin?

1580
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:15,460
I got a brother, a twin brother, born at the same time.

1581
01:07:15,590 --> 01:07:16,360
They call those twins.

1582
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:18,320
That's weird.

1583
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,420
How could you be born at the same time?

1584
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,020
Well, you're right.

1585
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:24,380
One of us came out first, but Mom would never tell us who.

1586
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,940
She said it would breed competition.

1587
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:27,600
Oh, that means she forgot.

1588
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:29,800
That could be. I don't know.

1589
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,300
I don't remember.

1590
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:32,600
On drugs.

1591
01:07:34,820 --> 01:07:36,080
Your mother was on drugs, son.

1592
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,120
Yes.

1593
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:39,580
You were likely unwanted.

1594
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,020
One of you twins probably was wanted.

1595
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:42,400
You were a drug baby.

1596
01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:44,960
Wow.

1597
01:07:45,410 --> 01:07:47,260
You guys are really...

1598
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,580
Oh, is this hazing?

1599
01:07:48,930 --> 01:07:50,560
Are you just hazing me in turn?

1600
01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:51,980
Oh, you got me.

1601
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:52,480
Drunks.

1602
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,040
really mean drunks

1603
01:07:56,620 --> 01:07:58,560
it's going to be like this all the time

1604
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:00,800
yeah you're going to love it

1605
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:01,760
you'll have to

1606
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,680
yes because you're bound to this boat

1607
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,940
at one point Tawny comes up

1608
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,700
and yes as Rodney said

1609
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,020
he's been carrying boxes of medical

1610
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:14,920
supplies and he sees you

1611
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,600
he walks over with his current box and he goes

1612
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,779
hey guys you doing good over here

1613
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:19,220
any

1614
01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,600
any news any letters

1615
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:23,940
important letters that came in

1616
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,420
for me?

1617
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:29,080
Who's going to write you?

1618
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,540
I was waiting to hear back if I got into

1619
01:08:34,839 --> 01:08:36,460
SUK. I didn't know if...

1620
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:36,700
Suck?

1621
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:38,220
Suck?

1622
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:40,839
I didn't know if...

1623
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:41,819
You guys see anything?

1624
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:42,759
A letter?

1625
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:43,080
The mailbox.

1626
01:08:44,839 --> 01:08:46,700
I checked. Where's the mailbox?

1627
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:46,900
The mailbox?

1628
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:47,160
The mailbox?

1629
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,160
You checked the mailbox?

1630
01:08:50,980 --> 01:08:53,740
Well, our mail is dropped on the upper deck.

1631
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,020
Did you see any mail up there?

1632
01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:58,819
You are all sitting on the upper deck,

1633
01:08:58,990 --> 01:09:01,819
and you have been at this time drinking a bit,

1634
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:02,660
so there are a few bottles.

1635
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,180
And he kind of just, like, kicks one, and he's like,

1636
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,319
Does any of these have a letter in it?

1637
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,819
I don't think so.

1638
01:09:09,830 --> 01:09:12,900
I think we're – well, if you see anything, just let me know, okay?

1639
01:09:13,259 --> 01:09:15,819
And, hey, you guys feeling okay?

1640
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:18,180
I mean, I know you're drinking, but you could use the practice.

1641
01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:20,880
Yeah, my foot is full of glass.

1642
01:09:25,339 --> 01:09:29,940
thank you for noticing squish yeah you've been leaving blood everywhere

1643
01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,740
i didn't

1644
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:42,240
no i mean it happens to the best of us it shouldn't well it did and i believe the glass was your fault

1645
01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:48,600
that was not my fault well it was probably uh pash's fault

1646
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:50,880
I would believe

1647
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,080
there's a lot of glass up here

1648
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,960
maybe we should get a broom or something

1649
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,840
why do we even have ghosts

1650
01:09:58,030 --> 01:09:59,320
what are they even doing up here

1651
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,640
do you sweat while we were gone

1652
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:05,480
Rodney

1653
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,220
you couldn't pick up a broom

1654
01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:13,420
when you say that

1655
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,580
a couple of ghosts

1656
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,860
fade into a pier

1657
01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:22,760
and one of them has like a broom

1658
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:24,180
and you can see them starting to like

1659
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,660
attempt to sweep up but because they are

1660
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:28,660
ghosts have a little bit of trouble with

1661
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:30,720
the physical form when they conveniently want

1662
01:10:30,820 --> 01:10:30,980
to.

1663
01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:34,620
So the broom is just kind of going

1664
01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:36,140
through the glass bottles.

1665
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:40,560
Well, that's...

1666
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,660
Well, if you want, I can wrap your

1667
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,640
feet for you and maybe

1668
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,380
give you a hand there.

1669
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:46,640
A massage?

1670
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:47,880
What massage?

1671
01:10:48,550 --> 01:10:49,520
You giving out massages?

1672
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,040
You want a massage?

1673
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:53,900
Yes!

1674
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:57,320
Pedicures.

1675
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:03,920
All right.

1676
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,980
So he's going to start first with you,

1677
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,080
with you chuckles.

1678
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,620
Yes, because my feet are full of glass.

1679
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,920
Your feet are full of glass.

1680
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,500
twisted ankle for my awesome kick

1681
01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:21,600
no none of you

1682
01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:23,760
wait how does this tarquish have no

1683
01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:25,400
no injuries

1684
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,380
because I am tough as nails baby

1685
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,100
yeah it reduces

1686
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:31,520
yeah it gives him stress

1687
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,440
although he got real stress

1688
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:35,120
last time okay

1689
01:11:35,740 --> 01:11:38,460
so for your healing you're going to roll your prowess

1690
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,300
roll and since you're having tawny

1691
01:11:40,370 --> 01:11:42,500
help you you can take a plus one and then I think

1692
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,440
you also get a modifier because aren't you

1693
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:45,100
also good at healing.

1694
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,820
Well, I'm not going to be working on my feet.

1695
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:49,860
That's not what I pay Tawny for.

1696
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,840
To work on my own feet.

1697
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:58,180
Okay, yeah, then just take the plus one.

1698
01:11:58,410 --> 01:12:00,340
Oh, wait, no, everyone in your crew

1699
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:01,720
gets plus one, so they're cheering.

1700
01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:04,500
So that's only if you help them.

1701
01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:05,260
Yeah.

1702
01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:06,080
Okay.

1703
01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:07,240
What? Sorry.

1704
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,320
So you just do your progress plus one.

1705
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:09,560
Sorry.

1706
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:13,700
Oh, that was close.

1707
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:18,220
so yeah

1708
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,720
you can go ahead and reduce

1709
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,880
one of your levels of harm so either take a

1710
01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:24,280
erase a level one

1711
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,700
I guess you have to do that

1712
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,000
no more glass and feet

1713
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:29,720
still a sad boy

1714
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,680
and knocked me organs harm too

1715
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,800
so he finishes

1716
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,820
patching up your feet

1717
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,040
and then he turns to you patches and he says

1718
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,920
I see you got a twisted ankle there.

1719
01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:46,720
You want me to wrap it for you?

1720
01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:48,960
Massage, please.

1721
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:51,500
All right.

1722
01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:53,540
Same thing. You're going to roll your insight

1723
01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:55,340
and then plus one.

1724
01:12:57,860 --> 01:12:58,620
It's your weakest

1725
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:00,740
resistance roll.

1726
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:02,120
Then you get a plus one.

1727
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,760
Not bad.

1728
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,820
Man, Tawny's good at this.

1729
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:20,840
Yeah, so he wraps up your ankle and at the same time gives you one of the best foot massages you've ever had.

1730
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,620
And you hate to admit it, but it's pretty good.

1731
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:27,020
You're pretty good in touching feet, my boy.

1732
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,260
Oh, my God.

1733
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,900
What is...

1734
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:31,380
Oh, my God.

1735
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,920
I never actually...

1736
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:33,640
Don't answer that.

1737
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,520
I admit a noise came out.

1738
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,760
I'm not sure where it came from.

1739
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:44,800
it was pretty good

1740
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,520
and then he comes to

1741
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,320
he comes to you squish

1742
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,360
now you don't have any harm

1743
01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:53,540
I do think you have some

1744
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:55,600
stress though which we can't

1745
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:56,440
see but

1746
01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,060
I'm pretty sure he's got five stress

1747
01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:01,100
you can see it okay yeah

1748
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,900
he goes and I guess

1749
01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:05,000
you just want like a

1750
01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:07,340
quick shoulder massage or something or

1751
01:14:07,980 --> 01:14:09,120
yeah I'll take a massage

1752
01:14:11,420 --> 01:14:11,900
alright

1753
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:18,180
The episode of Sopranos where the guy starts giving everybody in the fucking shop massages.

1754
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,240
Yeah, so you're going to do the same thing.

1755
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:22,660
Resolve plus one.

1756
01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:25,040
Your resolve roll plus one.

1757
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,120
All right.

1758
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,500
I can't see him, so.

1759
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,140
You got a one and a three.

1760
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:41,120
So, yeah, if you want to reduce re-stress.

1761
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:43,060
go ahead and do that

1762
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:45,560
Tiger can you reduce me

1763
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:46,120
to restress

1764
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,120
yeah reduce your stress

1765
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:49,900
reduce it

1766
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,160
reduce it

1767
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:52,180
reduce it

1768
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,240
it's reduced

1769
01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,200
thank you

1770
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,000
maybe you be nice

1771
01:15:02,140 --> 01:15:03,080
yes I'm always nice

1772
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,140
that's not true and you know it

1773
01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:05,760
reduce it

1774
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:09,440
reduce less

1775
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:11,180
yes

1776
01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:14,040
So Tawny disappears to go wash his hands.

1777
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,180
The sun, yes, is setting.

1778
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,340
The stars are out.

1779
01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:19,140
Yeah, he didn't wash his hands before.

1780
01:15:19,470 --> 01:15:20,460
He only washes them after.

1781
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:23,320
Gross.

1782
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:25,900
He touched all of our feet.

1783
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:31,660
Now we all have ringworm from one of us.

1784
01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:34,380
Yeah, I wonder who.

1785
01:15:34,980 --> 01:15:35,920
Not the one he did first.

1786
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:38,080
Probably.

1787
01:15:38,570 --> 01:15:40,000
But he still somehow got the ringworm.

1788
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,060
How do we all have very warm then?

1789
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:44,420
Weird.

1790
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,360
The body works in mysterious ways.

1791
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:50,820
That's God.

1792
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:58,140
Stars come out in Lockport, and you guys are just chilling on the main deck having a drink.

1793
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:03,660
Well, lads, you ready for the garden party?

1794
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:09,360
Well, is the garden parties tomorrow too, or just when we pick up our suits?

1795
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,800
it'll be when you pick up your

1796
01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:13,840
suits it's going to be later that day

1797
01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:14,280
so

1798
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,140
a pretty big party

1799
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:20,700
yeah

1800
01:16:21,060 --> 01:16:24,040
you got a plan juggles for how you're going to juggle those two ladies

1801
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,140
your two lady friends

1802
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,140
oh yeah how are you

1803
01:16:28,140 --> 01:16:28,740
going to do that

1804
01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:29,920
are you going to share

1805
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:31,820
share what

1806
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:34,680
you know

1807
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:37,240
uh no

1808
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:39,400
okay

1809
01:16:40,060 --> 01:16:40,480
That tracks.

1810
01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:41,700
Where's my bottle?

1811
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,860
So how are you going to do it?

1812
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:44,900
Do what?

1813
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:49,920
I'm sure it'll work out fine.

1814
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:51,700
All right.

1815
01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:55,820
And can't wait to see this not blow up in your face?

1816
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:56,380
No.

1817
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,160
I thought you had feelings for Lady Highhill.

1818
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,040
I do.

1819
01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:03,020
She's the mother of my future goblin children.

1820
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,320
What about the other woman, Evelyn?

1821
01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:11,200
I'm not sure what her dad looked like or what our offspring might look like.

1822
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:15,880
Wait, wait.

1823
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,620
So you're going to, you love both of them?

1824
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,320
I, he loves a strong word.

1825
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,380
Juggles, are you a polygamist?

1826
01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:29,720
Hey, wow.

1827
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:30,240
Hmm.

1828
01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:33,180
That's a lot of syllables you threw into one word.

1829
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,120
Hey, he's getting better.

1830
01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:38,480
He knows what a syllable is.

1831
01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:39,060
Yeah.

1832
01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:41,260
Polygamist.

1833
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:43,980
It didn't matter if we were saying a big word.

1834
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,320
Yes, I didn't.

1835
01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:49,440
Well, all right.

1836
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:53,560
Well, first, explain what a polygamist is to the young lad.

1837
01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:54,760
You've been around the cook.

1838
01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:56,180
You've been around the kitchen once or twice.

1839
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,220
Yeah, but I don't believe in that.

1840
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:01,720
Sorry.

1841
01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,420
Oh.

1842
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:03,800
No.

1843
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:09,200
I'm not going to give him the idea so that he wants to do it.

1844
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:09,820
Oh.

1845
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:12,120
Okay.

1846
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,300
Because he probably will.

1847
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:15,700
He's already doing it.

1848
01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:19,600
I'm already nothing happened.

1849
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:21,340
What?

1850
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:25,800
I'm already interested in many women right now.

1851
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:28,800
These things just have a way of working out for me.

1852
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:33,520
So I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

1853
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:34,560
All right.

1854
01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:35,840
What about the lady with the bird head?

1855
01:18:36,330 --> 01:18:37,040
She loved you, too.

1856
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,560
She did, and then she...

1857
01:18:39,580 --> 01:18:41,300
When has it ever worked out for you?

1858
01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:46,520
Well, one time, in kindergarten,

1859
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,820
this girl said I had nice shoelaces.

1860
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,100
And she was my girlfriend for an entire trimester.

1861
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:55,340
Really? What was her name?

1862
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:58,540
I don't know.

1863
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:01,900
Old trimester, huh?

1864
01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:03,160
Old lacy.

1865
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:05,600
Can I ask you a question?

1866
01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:07,580
What did she look like from behind?

1867
01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:09,700
Oh.

1868
01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:10,780
What?

1869
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:13,680
It was kindergarten.

1870
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,160
Oh, well, I'm just wondering, you know,

1871
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,640
did she know she was your girlfriend?

1872
01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:23,900
Did I mention she saw my shoelaces

1873
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,940
and thought they were nice and cute?

1874
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,640
Are you still wearing those shoelaces?

1875
01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:30,720
Yes.

1876
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:32,160
They're my lucky shoelaces.

1877
01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,120
Are you still wearing those shoes?

1878
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:35,260
No.

1879
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:39,740
The shoelaces move from shoe to shoe as I get older.

1880
01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:43,340
And so you can see my shoelaces don't go all the way up my shoe.

1881
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,140
They just stop like that.

1882
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:47,260
Yes.

1883
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,380
Yeah, they have like butterflies on them or some shit.

1884
01:19:51,980 --> 01:19:56,500
You never change your shoelaces?

1885
01:19:58,020 --> 01:20:01,380
Well, I change them out of the shoes that don't fit me anymore

1886
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,800
into shoes that do fit me.

1887
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,340
Yeah, so he took the shoelaces

1888
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,540
out of the new shoes and put his lucky ones

1889
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,400
in there. And then he got an extra pair of

1890
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,780
shoelaces for things.

1891
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,460
Alright, I'm more okay with polygamy

1892
01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:15,060
than I am with that.

1893
01:20:15,380 --> 01:20:17,660
You keep saying that word. Did somebody say polygamy

1894
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,680
as Captain

1895
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:20,820
Fitzgibbon comes over?

1896
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,960
Jesus Christ, no one invited you.

1897
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,460
Himself in this circle

1898
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:25,960
and he goes,

1899
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,600
polygamy, eh?

1900
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,820
Why? I've known a polygamist in my time or two.

1901
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,960
I'm sure you did, you fucking degenerate.

1902
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,800
What? Are you talking about Westervale?

1903
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,940
Are you going to finally tell us what you did with that old coot?

1904
01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:42,080
Oh, if I told you what I did, we'd both flush.

1905
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:44,620
Good lord.

1906
01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:46,760
I mean, that doesn't sound so bad.

1907
01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:51,480
We'll discuss it later, son. I'll come tuck you in.

1908
01:20:52,740 --> 01:20:57,220
You will not. You will not tuck this young man in with your six stories.

1909
01:20:58,980 --> 01:20:59,480
you didn't know that

1910
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,240
you can tuss me in

1911
01:21:02,610 --> 01:21:03,840
yeah I know he comes in

1912
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,780
and he floats in

1913
01:21:05,870 --> 01:21:08,000
as a ghost and he kisses me on the forehead

1914
01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:08,840
and he tucks me in

1915
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:11,180
tussles my hair and says see you tomorrow morning

1916
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:13,740
you fucking sick

1917
01:21:14,130 --> 01:21:14,260
bastard

1918
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:15,740
I'm just

1919
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,760
it's nice you gotta try it

1920
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,600
I'm not trying anything

1921
01:21:20,830 --> 01:21:22,480
this guy's a fucking jerk

1922
01:21:24,820 --> 01:21:26,140
all I'm saying lad

1923
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,360
is that it's never

1924
01:21:27,380 --> 01:21:29,940
It's never very nice if someone gets their heart broken.

1925
01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:34,680
So just make sure everybody's on the polygamy.

1926
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,800
So don't dump anyone ever.

1927
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,380
Don't dump anyone ever.

1928
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:42,560
Ever.

1929
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,160
That's great advice.

1930
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:46,920
Thank you, Dad.

1931
01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:47,360
Yeah.

1932
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:48,020
Yeah.

1933
01:21:48,140 --> 01:21:51,300
It's polygamy and it's made up of a polyga-wee.

1934
01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,360
You know, everybody has to be on board.

1935
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:56,480
Like a ship.

1936
01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:56,680
I'm sure.

1937
01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:58,380
I'm sure it'll work out

1938
01:21:59,020 --> 01:21:59,900
I'm not worried

1939
01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,680
I don't know why you guys are so worried about this

1940
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,860
Nah that's confident for you

1941
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,340
I don't see how it could go poorly for me

1942
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:09,340
To be perfectly honest

1943
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:12,220
Most women like sharing a man I heard

1944
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:17,500
I don't know about demon women

1945
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:19,920
Is she a demon?

1946
01:22:21,860 --> 01:22:22,760
Yes she's a demon

1947
01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:23,640
Oh

1948
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:25,619
Well her dad's a gobbler

1949
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:26,020
Lord Highhill.

1950
01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:28,640
Or Dan is not a goblin.

1951
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,740
Your dad looks like a goblin.

1952
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,180
He's a disgusting little goblin man.

1953
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,100
Oh, I've seen Lord Highhill.

1954
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,460
He's definitely goblin-like.

1955
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:39,100
Right?

1956
01:22:39,380 --> 01:22:40,220
He's a goblin.

1957
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,040
Alright, alright.

1958
01:22:43,260 --> 01:22:45,200
I'm just saying, if you guys have any questions

1959
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:47,100
about the birds and the bees and the goblins

1960
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:49,060
and the trees, you know where you can find me.

1961
01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:50,980
I do have a question about one bird.

1962
01:22:51,130 --> 01:22:51,840
Dead of sin.

1963
01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:55,180
Yeah, it's mostly bird that I want to ask about.

1964
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,480
Tell me about Wester Vale.

1965
01:22:58,180 --> 01:22:58,820
Make me blush.

1966
01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:02,660
Oh, well, good night, boys.

1967
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,200
Good night, my little lads.

1968
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,900
Get out of here.

1969
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,900
I feel like maybe he could have taught us a thing or two.

1970
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:12,520
Go.

1971
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,600
Nobody likes you.

1972
01:23:14,860 --> 01:23:15,000
Go.

1973
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,680
I like him just fine.

1974
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,220
He's a bastard, and they don't trust him.

1975
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,300
I don't care if he's a ghost or not.

1976
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:23,880
He hasn't changed one bit.

1977
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,400
and he's still a nice sweet man

1978
01:23:29,580 --> 01:23:30,400
you've known for years

1979
01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:33,180
and I will never ever ever stop

1980
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,160
mutating against that

1981
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:39,160
I mutate against everything

1982
01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:40,100
that ghost represents

1983
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,140
a well run ship no waffle stomping

1984
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,000
that was our rule

1985
01:23:49,540 --> 01:23:50,660
general leadership skills

1986
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:53,900
hair tussling

1987
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:55,460
mutual respect

1988
01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:57,280
world domination

1989
01:23:58,280 --> 01:23:58,960
maybe polygamy

1990
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:02,080
sexual deviant

1991
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:03,500
an overall confident

1992
01:24:03,740 --> 01:24:05,080
an overconfident jerk

1993
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:05,720
jerk

1994
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,180
who smells

1995
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:11,600
remember the smell

1996
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:12,780
he does smell

1997
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:15,820
even as a ghost I still smell it

1998
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,520
it's an acquired face

1999
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,440
I think he smells worse now

2000
01:24:23,239 --> 01:24:23,880
yeah

2001
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:26,200
like a fart

2002
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,700
wrapped in a blanket

2003
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:28,840
of dirty tacos.

2004
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:30,860
Hail the junk fort boys

2005
01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:32,900
In the night they roam

2006
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,980
At pegs solving woes

2007
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:36,340
With fire and slow

2008
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:39,640
With a clash and a crash

2009
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,860
And a twist of fate

2010
01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,820
Explosions mark the hours

2011
01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:43,980
Never late

2012
01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:53,860
Never late

2013
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:55,720
What?