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Hail the Junk Fort Boys, in the night they roam,
solving woes with fire and explode.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate,
explosions mark the hours never late.

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Hello and welcome to the Junk Fort Boys, an actual
play RPG podcast set in the Blades in the Dark
System and Universe,

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featuring three gutter snipes who rose from the
streets of Duskfall to a junk fort in the sky,

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a junk barge in the sewers, and now a junk ship on
the seas

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or waiting in the port full of ghosts.

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I'm Tiger.

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I play the character Jarl Xander Doubleday,

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who goes by Juckles, the D is silent, thank you,

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a tinkerer with an onion in the guts,

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fixer of machines with a knack for the nuts.

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And the fun fact that I have to tell you about
Juckles this week,

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this episode, is Juckles, contrary to popular
belief

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and the ridicule of all his friends, does no
matter.

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We all know you're a virgin.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I already did that.

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He's...

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Yeah, I know.

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Yeah, that's why...

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But it's not going to make you know that everyone
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Yes, I know.

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Everybody knows that.

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He's a virgin.

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Everyone knows he's got sweet-ass fucking
shoelaces.

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But also, did you know that Juckles does, in fact,
know math?

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Now, he can't write, or he couldn't.

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He's starting to learn how to use the numbers that
everyone else uses.

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But he did have an intricate system of scratches
and symbols and shapes that allowed him to do
simple arithmetic and some not so simple
arithmetic.

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But just lack the ability to tell other people.

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How not simple?

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How not simple?

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Yeah.

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Like, I don't know.

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Geometry.

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I guess that's also not algebra.

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You know, general math concepts.

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Okay.

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Long division, for one, which is arithmetic.

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Long multiplication, long adding and long
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as well as the short arithmetic.

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But he's got his own way to do it.

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Yes.

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Yes, it's completely indecipherable to other
people.

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Has anyone ever told him he was correct?

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Or does he just think he's correct?

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Well, no, he is a tinkerer.

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So, you know, he's made machines that require

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at least an understanding of simple arithmetic,

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if not geometry and trigonometry, which he also
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symbols for.

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Damn, he's getting a trig.

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He's serious.

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Yes.

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Every mechanic knows how to do trigonometry.

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Maybe not mechanic,

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but machinists certainly do.

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No, I mean, that makes sense

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with the gears and angles

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and all that stuff.

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Exactly.

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Not off topic, but I guess

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even out of character, we had a talk today

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at work.

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We were talking about illiteracy.

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We were talking about illiteracy.

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It's like, you know, some people are illiterate,

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but is there a name for math illiteracy?

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Because some people do struggle with, like, math
order and stuff.

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And we were talking about the levels of
illiteracy.

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So it sounds like you got the math stuff down
pretty good.

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You just can't write it down.

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Are you drinking beer from an old-fashioned
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Yes, from my private stash.

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And it's not beer.

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It's mead.

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Thank you.

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Nice.

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It's not me. It's root beer.

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I'm a big loser.

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It doesn't even look

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like root beer.

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I didn't know what to say to me.

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No, it's not even. It's watered down

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root beer.

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I don't want to get too

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crazy before Ben.

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Full strength is too much for you?

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I have to cut it with

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some water like my juice.

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This is not fun facts about Tiger.

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These are fun facts about our characters.

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Yeah, sorry about that.

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Does anyone want to go next?

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I'll go.

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All right.

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I'm Andy.

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I play Tarquish Squish Sunder,

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a demon that has a knack for boom boom sauce.

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And Squish's fun fact this week is

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his favorite fruit is the durian.

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That's not real.

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It's a real thing.

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Now I got to look this up.

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You are.

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It's the fruit that when you open it up,

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It smells like, I think it's dead bodies.

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It smells terrible, apparently.

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Yeah.

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I've heard of that.

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It doesn't look...

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All hail the disgusting, delicious durian.

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This guy looks like he enjoys it.

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It also looks dangerous to touch.

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Like it's prickly, like a prickly pear.

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It's not as bad as when you open up a jackfruit.

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Okay.

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When you open up a jackfruit, because they're
really big.

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I don't know if you've ever seen them in this
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They're really big.

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So you take a cleaver and you hit it, and when you
hit it,

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it sprays out all of this white stuff that's
really sticky.

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Oh.

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But instead, it smells really bad.

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Doreen is famous for having an intensely pungent
odor,

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often described as a mix of rotten onions,
sewage, garbage, and turpentine.

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This is right up Juckles' alley.

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Juckles would love

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Durian.

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Yes, why have you not offered it to him?

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Since it's my favorite one.

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You'll never ever share it.

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Wow, great.

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I'm so glad that we are on the same boat together.

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Maybe he likes it because it reminds him

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of Juckles.

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No, Squish liked it

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before he knew

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Juckles even existed.

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It brings him back to a simpler

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time when there wasn't just a little guy running
around causing havoc.

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Or opening every door we ever need opened and
punching people to death.

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To be fair, how often does our love of fruit get
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I mean, besides your love of onions.

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It comes up a lot.

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Yes, I wish it wouldn't, but you guys keep talking
about it.

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You keep bringing it up.

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Your first fact was about onions.

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Your last fact is going to be about onions.

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Who's next?

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Who's next?

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When you die of old age in your bed, you're going to
let go

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of this thing and out of your hands it's going to be
an onion

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that rolls out. Like the godfather?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No, it's a cane.

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With onions in your mouth?

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You're going to put pearl onions?

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Well, I would be a great grandpa.

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No, I just got to get to, you know.

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We know where grandparents come from.

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Got to get a certificate for that.

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All right.

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Patches, what do you got?

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Okay, what's the lordom today?

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I cannot wait.

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Oh, well, you know, I'd be Patches the pirate.

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I have memory problems and, you know,
sociability problems.

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A little bit of a drinking problem.

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Cheers.

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Today's fun fact.

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Get ready, guys.

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I'm ready.

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I'm quite the aficionado with pies.

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What does that mean?

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Aficionado.

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I've won a couple pie eating contests.

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Oh, eating contests.

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not making contests?

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No, just eating.

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I don't fake anything.

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I eat all pies.

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Interesting.

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What's your favorite kind?

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You know,

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blueberry.

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You hate blueberry!

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I know, it's weird, isn't it?

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But Patches doesn't.

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No, Patches was so mad

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when he had that blueberry Danish.

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Don't you remember?

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Oh, yeah.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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But he loves blueberry pie.

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I meant to say mulberry.

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Oh, I get those confused sometimes, too.

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Or strawberry.

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Anyway, and I did want to bring up one thing.

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You asked me last week, if Captain Fitzclyde
killed me father, me papa,

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why didn't I bring it up to convince you guys to get
on my side?

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And I've got an answer.

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That's a very good question.

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that's the answer

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why wouldn't

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no that's the answer why wouldn't I

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tell you guys

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because you killed him

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nope

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no you did you did kill the captain

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oh I did kill the captain yes but

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why wouldn't I tell you

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that Captain Fitzclyde killed my father

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because your father

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is Captain Fitzclyde

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oh my god

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No, no.

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Believe me.

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As much as I hate Captain Fitzglyde

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for being a pompous little

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people,

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my father was

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much, much more negligent.

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He tussled

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my hair right out the window

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once.

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Like a yes?

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No.

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Because Captain Fitzglyde was a woman.

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Is that why?

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No.

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Your daddy was a woman.

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No.

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Next week for next fun facts.

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Okay.

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It could be pie related.

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It could be pie related.

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I could tell you the big secret of me life,

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but it could also be very much pie related.

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It could just be something you ripped off in the
movie Popeye.

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Do you only eat pies?

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What?

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Do you only eat pies in competition?

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No.

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Do you ever eat them pies?

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Oh, yeah.

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For fun, for business, for pleasure, you know,
all around.

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Do you eat other things for competition besides
hot dogs?

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Or besides pies, like hot dogs, for example.

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Would you get into a hot dog eating contest with
Joey?

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No, I'm kind of a leanest.

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We look down at those kind of contests.

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What about a hot dog pie?

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Well, I suppose it's called a pasty.

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What about a pie that looks like a hot dog?

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Listen, I was just giving you a fun fact

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because you guys gave me shit about me.

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Fun facts not being so fun.

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It was not very fun.

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I'm telling you about the pies, all right?

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I ate pies.

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I like pies, all right?

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For God's sakes, we haven't talked about pies
ever once

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and now I'm getting the right act about me pies.

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There may be pies at this party.

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They're hot dogs.

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00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,100
There are, there are, and I quote cocktail
chicken.

272
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,040
Cocktail chicken is the shiznit.

273
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:14,960
Yeah. I don't, I don't remember. Yeah.

274
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,240
All right. Well, I'm Bridget.

275
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,400
I'm the GM and I play everybody else.

276
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:25,400
And Evelyn loved her family's gardens when she
was a young child.

277
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:29,900
She loved running through the primrose bushes,
the peony bushes,

278
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,800
all of the different wildflowers.

279
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,440
And of course, the manicured gardens, the hedgy
maze, all that.

280
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,780
She was a big fan.

281
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:42,460
So this is a real, real treat for her to be back
running around gardens.

282
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:45,060
Is this her first garden party?

283
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,860
I mean, like, first in a while?

284
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:48,440
Yeah.

285
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,960
Yeah, this is her first garden party in a while
she's attended.

286
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,160
Wow.

287
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:56,540
All right.

288
00:12:03,899 --> 00:12:04,860
Is that the right one?

289
00:12:06,579 --> 00:12:07,660
No, not that one.

290
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:08,680
730.

291
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,760
Oh, maybe it's load PDF.

292
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:13,980
Oh, no, that's the PDF.

293
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:14,540
That's something else.

294
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:15,060
Okay.

295
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:16,460
84.

296
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:17,160
Oh, I got it.

297
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:19,760
All right.

298
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,000
Let me just make sure I get this again.

299
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:21,820
Just in case.

300
00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:30,160
Okay. Well, it's also in the chat.

301
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,600
Oh, it sends me to the very first one at the last one.

302
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,580
I know. I think I'm doing something wrong. I think
it's me.

303
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,100
No, honey, you're perfect.

304
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,500
Oh, that's so sweet.

305
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,700
Lockport Legend, more dumb. Party till you drop.

306
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,440
It's the big night. The crew is dressed and ready
to party.

307
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,760
They rickshot up to the bouquet manor where the
party was being held.

308
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,880
Their invitation was accepted without question.

309
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,140
They were happy. Things were going.

310
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,180
for once, their way.

311
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,040
Chuckles met up with Lady High Hill,

312
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,940
but the reunion was quickly stymied

313
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,260
when Evelyn also showed up.

314
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,900
Squish was asked to run interference.

315
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:03,660
He did not.

316
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:04,780
He stomped into the house

317
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,320
and demanded to speak to their hostess,

318
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:07,260
Madame Bouquet.

319
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,120
Instead, he was put in his place,

320
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,080
a.k.a. the kitchens,

321
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,220
and met Chef Roselle.

322
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,960
He managed to sneak his way upstairs

323
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,180
to begin looking for answers

324
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,240
to the strange mystery.

325
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,400
At the party,

326
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,100
Chuckles managed to distract Evelyn

327
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,820
by asking her to look for the library.

328
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,980
He explained her presence as a nurse

329
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,680
and planned that the two should talk

330
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:24,640
as little as possible.

331
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:30,100
eventually he too made his way upstairs patches
having glanced at the madame bouquet was
enamored

332
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:34,920
and is now trying to talk her up unfortunately
evan was in the library evelyn was in the library

333
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:39,160
when patches and squish and lady high hill
entered patches and squish made a grand plan to
keep the

334
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:43,000
two separate but when they returned both girls
were missing however they did find the missing

335
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:48,400
pages of the book revealing neelix's true nature
now the crew must read and understand what
they're

336
00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:52,519
reading they should also try to find their dates
and try to escape before things get weird

337
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,220
well

338
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,300
yeah well I'm glad it's not weird yet

339
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,340
no no so just to kind of remind everybody

340
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,460
of where they're at patches and you are downstairs

341
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,400
you are in you have followed Madame Bouquet out
from the

342
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,200
kitchen where you are in fact trying to chat her up
she's been coolly polite

343
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,579
but distant with you squish and chuckles

344
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,180
You guys are upstairs in the library.

345
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:27,940
You had stepped out to try to figure out how you're
going to keep the two women separate when you
returned.

346
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,300
Yes, they were missing.

347
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:38,760
But you did find the pages about Neelix and Mila's
origins on the table.

348
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,440
We haven't been able to read them yet.

349
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:51,720
You briefly glanced at them and you recognized
Neelix's name and Nilo's name.

350
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,280
Now, I do have those pages.

351
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,820
We can share.

352
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,340
I'm going to drop.

353
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:04,440
Well, I'm going to show them to you and load.

354
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,960
Are you scarfing a hot dog?

355
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,400
Are you sucking down a chili dog?

356
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:10,940
Hot dog.

357
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,820
I thought you looked down on hot dogs.

358
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,700
That's patches.

359
00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:18,380
Oh, right.

360
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,240
Boo cooks his hot dogs on a frying pan with butter.

361
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:26,400
Oh, that's pretty good.

362
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,280
It's extra savory.

363
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,940
Then you didn't say microwave.

364
00:15:33,739 --> 00:15:34,880
Microwave boil, yeah.

365
00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:35,640
I've done that.

366
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:36,700
That's the Boo family way.

367
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,180
I changed my way this last month.

368
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,220
It's last month?

369
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,080
It's been a while.

370
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,500
It's been longer.

371
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,660
It's been a wild summer.

372
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,460
or let me tell you something.

373
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,220
It's been at least a day and a half.

374
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:53,400
Yes, so Andy and Tiger should have received the
PDF.

375
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,360
It's two pages detailing the history of Neelix.

376
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,120
Now, Patches, you are not in the same room,

377
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,580
so I'm not going to show it to you

378
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,620
unless you guys meet up again or do something.

379
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,140
You put it in the recap and I already read it.

380
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:09,940
No.

381
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:12,780
That was my fault.

382
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,740
Why did I do that?

383
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,520
Oh, damn it, Bridget.

384
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,440
I thought it was a recap, and then halfway
through, I was like, this is not what she's
saying.

385
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,820
Well, then there you go.

386
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,280
Well, then you have a copy of it, and you can go back
and look at it if you'd like.

387
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:29,080
But yes, so Tiger and Andy will have it.

388
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:30,540
All right.

389
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,740
We should probably wait to read this, right?

390
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,300
Until we're on the ship?

391
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,660
Are you asking me as the GM, or are you asking
someone?

392
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,400
I'm asking Junkles.

393
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,700
uh well yeah

394
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,480
I think we've

395
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,320
yeah I'm skimming this

396
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,520
it seems like it's got important

397
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,540
information about Neela and Neelix

398
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,900
whoever the hell Neela is

399
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,740
we don't have time for you to read this

400
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,040
right now I'm not

401
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:01,920
it's going to take too long

402
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,300
no I'm not reading it I am reading it though

403
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,060
so

404
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:07,920
yes

405
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,380
do we need to find

406
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:15,459
hmm

407
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,420
the only thing is, if this is about Nila

408
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,339
and Neelix, is Nila

409
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,939
here? And

410
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:23,040
I guess I don't need to read this to know.

411
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,800
I just know that

412
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,439
maybe we need to

413
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,380
find out more about Nila.

414
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,320
About where Nila is. So no, I'll stop

415
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,660
reading it. She's a raging bitch.

416
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,380
Chuckles has

417
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,320
him in his pocket then.

418
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,460
I was confused

419
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,160
earlier, although this

420
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,380
clears it up now, that Nila was just

421
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,320
an alternate personality of Neelix.

422
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,920
Oh, yeah. You were very confused.

423
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:51,600
Thanks.

424
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,320
You're not even here.

425
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,700
Okay. Yeah. So you

426
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,340
stick the pamphlet

427
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,300
in your, or the pages in your pocket.

428
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,160
These are the pages from the book that you found

429
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,060
that were missing that had been ripped out. So
they are just

430
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,100
loose pages.

431
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,280
It's like three or four altogether.

432
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,360
Okay. So very easy

433
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,260
to like fold up and it's not like you're carrying
this heavy

434
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,320
book around is my point. But yes

435
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,340
you're now in the library where your two

436
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,180
girlfriends were once standing

437
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,060
and now are gone.

438
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,200
I need to make sure that they

439
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:26,800
are not

440
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,680
do you think we have everything we need?

441
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,080
Yeah.

442
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,060
The pages? What we came here for.

443
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,060
Well maybe there's more information here.

444
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,200
Also we need to make sure that those

445
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,680
two women are not talking to each other.

446
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,000
It's very important to me that I

447
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:44,340
maintain

448
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,360
relationships at once.

449
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,060
To you, yeah. Not

450
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,000
to me. Okay, see you later, Andy.

451
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:55,960
Downstairs,

452
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,020
Patches, you are trying to

453
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,660
talk up the Lady Bouquet. Now,

454
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,020
again, she is relatively cold

455
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,500
and distant for you, and she's

456
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,100
been politely listening to you babble

457
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,040
on about whatever it was you were babbling on
about.

458
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,700
But she's like, I really

459
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,920
do have to get back to my party. Is there

460
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:14,320
somewhere

461
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,100
somewhere you should be right now, sir?

462
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:18,920
No, no, no.

463
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,500
This has been being right here next to you, my dear,

464
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,940
has been the highlight of the party, if you must
say.

465
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,740
But if I'm intruding on you, I mean,

466
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,680
whatever I can do to make your life easy, as they
say.

467
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:38,840
I just hope you're enjoying yourself

468
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,420
and you're having a good time.

469
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:47,300
I'm sorry, is that a tray of cocktail chicken
tucked up your jacket?

470
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,280
Or are you just happy to see me?

471
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,460
Well, you know, you never can be too careful.

472
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:07,539
I like to walk around with, you know, my own
personal food pocket.

473
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,060
I'm dying here.

474
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,200
that in or out of character

475
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,400
that's kind of in character

476
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,260
as I'm like kind of like feeling awkward

477
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,820
that she's pointed out my food pocket

478
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:23,440
my

479
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,720
my snack pocket

480
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,680
are you so conscious about your food pocket

481
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,520
my chicken pocket

482
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,480
she kind of

483
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,980
brushes past you

484
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,580
she makes her way back into the main part of the
house

485
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,219
which is filled with

486
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,340
you know, people partying it up, laughing,
talking, there's dancing,

487
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,600
there's music coming in the other room you can
hear.

488
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,980
And she kind of walks past you patches.

489
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,500
Oh, well, what a woman, I got to say.

490
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:59,320
You know, you remind me of someone, something, I
can't pick her to it,

491
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,660
but you're a very fine woman, I must say, very fine.

492
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,100
And you run a good household.

493
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:07,760
Yeah, you are.

494
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,440
I guess have a good night.

495
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,460
I hope you have a good night as well,

496
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,940
and hopefully we'll meet before the night is over.

497
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:24,860
And she gives you the faintest smile before
leaving you kind of in the entry area of the
kitchen that you were standing in.

498
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,920
I've got a good feeling about that one.

499
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,000
I've got a good, good feeling about that one.

500
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,800
Squish and Chuckles, you're upstairs in the
library.

501
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,020
I was probably going to leave and sneak up on
Patches

502
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:46,260
while he was talking to the hostess.

503
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,940
And after I see her walk away, I'll pat him on the
back and go,

504
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,820
that was rough to watch, bud.

505
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:53,980
What?

506
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,180
She said she'll see me later before the night is
done.

507
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,300
How are you doing tonight?

508
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,940
A lot, lot worse.

509
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,520
We do have the pages, though.

510
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:03,840
What?

511
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,580
What pages?

512
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,520
Vanilla pages?

513
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:06,580
Let me see.

514
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,020
No, Juggles has him.

515
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:10,820
He stashed him in his pocket.

516
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:11,940
Neelix pages.

517
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:12,580
Red top.

518
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,340
Neelix and Neela.

519
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:17,920
There's a Neela?

520
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,400
Is she a butleress?

521
00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:20,880
You didn't know?

522
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,000
No, I only know about Neelix.

523
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,460
Oh, no, I think it's Neelix's other personality.

524
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,460
You know when sometimes he comes out

525
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,460
dressed in women's clothes?

526
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:30,680
Yes.

527
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,320
That might be Neela.

528
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:33,580
No.

529
00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:35,100
I don't know.

530
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:35,920
We got to read the pages.

531
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,560
He hasn't changed his name.

532
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,220
That's Neelix in a dress.

533
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,800
Okay, well, we'll have to ask.

534
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,120
Yeah, we should.

535
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,120
But I mean, not that there's anything wrong with
that,

536
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,820
but I mean, I think if Neelix wants to change his
name, that's cool.

537
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,560
But he hasn't told me, and I'm pretty close with
the butler.

538
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,460
All right, well, we'll have to tackle that later.

539
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,600
All right, well, I'll go read your sheet of paper.

540
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:03,400
Where are you going?

541
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,340
Where's Juggles?

542
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,340
Is he with Lady Highhill and Evelyn?

543
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,240
You just left them?

544
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,480
No.

545
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:10,140
You're a good friend.

546
00:23:11,899 --> 00:23:12,700
They left.

547
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,500
We don't know where they are.

548
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:15,920
But you did leave me.

549
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,280
Evelyn and Lady Highhill.

550
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,440
The Irish combined us?

551
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,360
Well, they were in the library.

552
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,140
We turned around.

553
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,140
I did something, turned back around, and they
were both gone.

554
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,960
And then I came to find you.

555
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,540
What about your plan for a threesome?

556
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,220
Well, that has been put on our pause for right now.

557
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,560
How did you know about that?

558
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,740
Let's try to get things in order.

559
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,600
I take a sip from my drink.

560
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,200
And do you have chicken in your pocket?

561
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:55,640
You're like the third person to ask me that
tonight.

562
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:57,700
Do you?

563
00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,420
Do you?

564
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,160
Yes.

565
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,060
I can go for some cocktail chicken right now.

566
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:08,220
First thing I did is I hit the food table when I got
in here.

567
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,900
We're going to be hungry later, boys.

568
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,220
Let me tell you that.

569
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,880
It's called the King's Chicken Maneuver.

570
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,480
You always hide a piece of chicken somewhere.

571
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,920
In this case, I put it in me jacket.

572
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,140
Only one piece, though.

573
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,700
No, no, I have a cup.

574
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:27,500
Oh, okay.

575
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:28,000
All right.

576
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,520
It's like an extra large.

577
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,380
Like a Starbucks grande.

578
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,640
size cup. That means nothing to me.

579
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:36,800
It means nothing to anybody.

580
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,440
Both in and out of character.

581
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,960
I have no idea how big that cup is.

582
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,480
Well, you know, it's a little bit

583
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,220
bigger than it's all.

584
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:46,720
Smaller.

585
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,400
Is that true? I don't know.

586
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,580
I don't know the order they go in. I don't remember
off the top of my head.

587
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,620
I know Venti's pretty big.

588
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,400
All right. Well, let's go find Juggles

589
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,760
and see if we can, you know,

590
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,419
I'm sure he's very upset that his

591
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,420
lady loves his lady friends have left

592
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,440
the party. Yeah, he's probably

593
00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:06,480
freaking out because he thinks they're talking
about him.

594
00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:07,520
He tried so hard.

595
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:10,600
Don't tell him that

596
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,120
because he'll yell at you for patronizing him.

597
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,380
Alright, let's go find him.

598
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,480
Yeah. Back up to the

599
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,800
library. Yeah, we sneak back up to the library.

600
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,460
So Chuckles, while after

601
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,380
you turn around and you've seen that

602
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,860
Squish has just like left you.

603
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,460
Completely abandoned me.

604
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,020
completely abandoned me.

605
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,320
So you're standing alone in the library.

606
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:36,340
Yeah.

607
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,300
Do you just stand there and wait for someone to
come get you?

608
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,720
Well, I spend a little bit of time in a fetal
position.

609
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,200
Not crying.

610
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:48,020
I need an adult.

611
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,380
I crawl over by the stairs.

612
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:52,620
I want to peek around the corner.

613
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:55,780
Well, I mean, in this map, it looks like there are
stairs in this library.

614
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:58,620
Yes.

615
00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,600
Yes, there are.

616
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:00,400
You kind of know.

617
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:01,580
Very good.

618
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,320
You have noticed that there is a second entrance
to the library from within.

619
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:13,280
And you very stealthily go over and you put your
hand on what is already an open doorway.

620
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,280
And when you push it, you see a set of stairs that do
go down.

621
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:17,060
Okay.

622
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,120
I'd like to, like, peek around the corner.

623
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,400
Because I assume it's going to be, I mean, whether
this is true or not, I don't know.

624
00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:25,680
But I assume it's going to be, like, into, like, a
ballroom or something.

625
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:30,440
So I just peek my head around the corner to see what
I see on the other side.

626
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:35,960
What you see is just like an interior stairwell.

627
00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:42,680
So this is kind of like a servant stairwell that
literally just goes downstairs.

628
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:45,540
And I say that you don't know exactly where it
leads out,

629
00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:48,440
but it's not like it's a particularly hidden
staircase.

630
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,700
It's not meant to be like a secret staircase or
anything like that.

631
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:55,240
It's just kind of like a quiet servant staircase.

632
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,220
I was worried it was going to be like out into the
middle of the ballroom or something.

633
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,920
So I'll follow the staircase down.

634
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:03,320
Okay.

635
00:27:03,650 --> 00:27:11,440
So as you go down to the staircase, you don't see
anybody there, but you do see that it pops out
right by the kitchens,

636
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,500
right where Chef Roselle is currently cooking up
a storm and shouting at her servants,

637
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:19,000
having been thrown under the bus by Squish
sometime before.

638
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:25,080
And the doorway, as you go out, it leads to the
kitchens.

639
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,600
but it kind of more directly leads outside.

640
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,800
So like the servants entrance into the kitchen,
it's the same area.

641
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:35,660
So you can see the kitchen busy and bubbling,

642
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:40,640
and you can see outside into the garden where the
festivities are continuing.

643
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:41,740
Okay.

644
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,340
I'd like to peek out the doorway to see, to survey,

645
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,760
see if I can see any sign of anyone I know.

646
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:51,340
Sure.

647
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,700
Go ahead and roll your survey.

648
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:54,260
Oh, great.

649
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,200
I'm very, very poor in survey.

650
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:04,340
Incredible.

651
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:05,320
Oh.

652
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,140
Oh, man, the dice aren't rolling on the screen.

653
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,760
Rolled on mine.

654
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,140
Oh.

655
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,340
Do I have it set on hidden or something?

656
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,720
I didn't see it on...

657
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,740
Did you see it in the chat, though?

658
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:23,539
Yeah, I see it in the chat, but...

659
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,520
I don't know why the dice didn't go for you.

660
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,080
Did anyone else see them?

661
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,620
I didn't see them.

662
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,340
No.

663
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,480
But I do see the results.

664
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,520
So outside you look around and you see Evelyn.

665
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,780
Evelyn is like kind of talking and mingling with
people.

666
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:51,240
She's by herself in the sense that she's not with
Lady High Hill.

667
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:58,560
But she is talking and kind of just like, you know,
bubbly and just like, you know, just seems to be
having a great time.

668
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:02,500
Maybe she's drank just a little bit, just a little
bit too much.

669
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:05,360
But she seems very bubbly and vivacious.

670
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:14,840
Are there, is there like a tray of drinks I can
bring, like perhaps a flute of champagne or
perhaps whiskey?

671
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:15,780
Yeah, you are right.

672
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:16,560
Yeah, of course.

673
00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:18,920
You are right next to the server, to the kitchen.

674
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:23,560
And so there are servers and trays just walking
back and forth to the whole.

675
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,700
Grab a tray of drinks.

676
00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:26,480
No, no, no.

677
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,760
Just one drink.

678
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,580
Well, no, two drinks with one hand.

679
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:30,820
Oh.

680
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:31,820
Yes.

681
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,540
And then one is for me.

682
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:40,160
And then I'm going to bring the other one to Evelyn
and say, so, hello.

683
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:41,860
Here's a drink.

684
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,100
How's it going?

685
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,860
You look like you're having a really good time
here at this garden party.

686
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,100
And Evelyn's kind of like dancing.

687
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,860
She's doing the white girl drunk dance where
she's just like, woo!

688
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,480
You know, doing a lot of wooing.

689
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,640
And she takes the drink and throws it back.

690
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,320
And she's like, oh, I'm having the best time.

691
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,300
You know how long it's been since I've been to a
party like this?

692
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,360
This is great.

693
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:04,560
Here, have another one.

694
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,460
And I give her my drink.

695
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,040
And she flings it back.

696
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:08,660
Great.

697
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,240
When you say fling it back, that's into her mouth,
right?

698
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Right.

699
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,120
Yeah, no, just downs that shot.

700
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,620
It doesn't matter what you gave her.

701
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,080
She took it as if it's a shot.

702
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:17,660
Great.

703
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,040
Wow I've never seen this side of you before Evelyn

704
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:23,320
You are really fun

705
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,340
I didn't know you were so fun

706
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,560
I always thought you were a little bookish

707
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,260
Well you know

708
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:30,160
I don't get

709
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,700
Despite being at the university

710
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,500
TAs don't really get invited to a lot of parties

711
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,760
I didn't get invited to a lot of parties

712
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,380
As it was when I wasn't a TA

713
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,760
How did you get invited to this one?

714
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:42,740
Oh

715
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:44,560
I know people

716
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,139
You know I kind of

717
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,140
you know, got connections.

718
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:49,180
Interesting.

719
00:30:50,539 --> 00:30:52,640
I grab another, I grab a drink

720
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,060
and I fling it down.

721
00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:55,600
And I said, perfect.

722
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,600
Hey, Evelyn, crazy question

723
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,360
for you. You know, you're

724
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,780
a studier of all things ghouls and goblins

725
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:03,820
and ghosts, right?

726
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:05,340
And gardens, apparently.

727
00:31:08,139 --> 00:31:10,500
And you were particularly fascinated

728
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,280
with Neelix.

729
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:13,920
Yeah.

730
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:14,980
You remember?

731
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,100
yes my field of study

732
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,760
oh so you know anything about

733
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:23,200
Neela

734
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,160
or Nilo

735
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:28,580
what

736
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:29,500
Neela

737
00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:31,860
do you know Neela

738
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,520
no I don't know Sheila

739
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:35,480
okay

740
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:36,520
alright

741
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,580
I'm gonna go to the you know

742
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,060
the little boys room

743
00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:42,920
you keep dancing out here

744
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:45,020
let me know if anything goes awry

745
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,860
She gives you double thumbs up

746
00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:49,060
and just kind of keeps dancing

747
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:50,840
to the music outside

748
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,000
Now, where is that high hill?

749
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:57,360
So

750
00:31:58,290 --> 00:31:59,640
we'll go back to patches

751
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:00,560
and

752
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,540
sorry, patches and squish

753
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,640
You guys have made it back up to the library

754
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:05,980
which is also now empty

755
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,360
He was right here

756
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,600
Where'd he go?

757
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,280
Probably somewhere cool

758
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,040
Juggles

759
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,120
Juggles

760
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,760
Wait don't we ever walkie talkie

761
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:22,580
You do

762
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:24,880
Yeah

763
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:27,460
Juggles come in Juggles

764
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,920
Juggles come in Juggles

765
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,940
Nah he's not answering the phone

766
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:33,580
He must be drunk

767
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,300
Juggles is not available

768
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,200
Please leave a message at the tone

769
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,640
Did he create an answering machine already

770
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:43,280
When did that happen

771
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,240
I thought this is a can

772
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,980
with some string at the bottom of it

773
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,160
how'd he do that

774
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,260
stringonometry

775
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,620
like the string goes out the door

776
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,360
stringonometry

777
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,000
well that's what

778
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,960
he has the book right

779
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,180
the book about the other person

780
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,140
pages

781
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,020
the book itself is still there

782
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:13,260
and then patches I will say

783
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,900
you recognize this as the book you stole

784
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,200
earlier. It's the same book, but now

785
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,400
the pages that were torn out

786
00:33:19,610 --> 00:33:21,200
are now still torn out. It's a copy

787
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:21,600
of the book.

788
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,660
But it's useless.

789
00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,100
The pages you want are the pages in

790
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,120
Chuckles' pocket.

791
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,780
The one of us who can't read.

792
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:32,740
Allegedly.

793
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,020
I can read.

794
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:35,760
I'm learning.

795
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:38,660
You're not here.

796
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,200
You're not here.

797
00:33:40,370 --> 00:33:41,960
You hear it from your walkie-talkie.

798
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:44,340
I'm learning

799
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,400
I'm learning

800
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,640
where are you

801
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,300
I'm outside in the garden

802
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,660
oh it's a garden party

803
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,380
suppose we should go see the gardens

804
00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:57,440
Juckles

805
00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:59,600
I need that sheet of paper

806
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,220
I need to know what's going on

807
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:02,200
okay

808
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:05,420
alright we'll come find you

809
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:06,600
to the garden

810
00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:09,399
no

811
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:12,000
I have to find Lady Highhead

812
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,040
hill.

813
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,800
Everyone wants to find Lady of High Hill.

814
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,320
Even you?

815
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:18,780
No.

816
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:23,419
All right.

817
00:34:23,899 --> 00:34:25,860
What path do you two take

818
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,560
to get to the garden?

819
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,560
What path is there?

820
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,480
Yeah, what would be the easiest?

821
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,460
Well, you don't know.

822
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,659
Yeah, no. So Chuckles

823
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,820
did, in his calling, find the

824
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,700
staircase. I'm assuming

825
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,980
he did not shut any door

826
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:48,919
behind him. So, uh, that is semi-visible. Uh, you
can also just go back down the stairs

827
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,820
and outside. I'm just asking about, you know, I'm
just going to go down the stairs and outside.

828
00:34:53,840 --> 00:35:00,300
Yeah. I'm going to kind of back out the way you guys
came. Yeah. Okay. So just to lay

829
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:08,700
out the gardens for you, um, Chuckles, where you
are, you are kind of in the back of the

830
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:15,200
house. In the back of the house is like some garden
beds and everything, but the primary feature,

831
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:23,980
as you see, as you look around is the hedge, is the
maze that is back there. And you can see the

832
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:29,400
entrance to it. There are people kind of milling
around it. That's the main feature of the
outside.

833
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:38,680
Now at the front of the house where Patches and
where Squish is, there is like a fountain. It's

834
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:44,740
Lots of planned flower beds, paths, and walking
paths and stuff.

835
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:48,120
But it is on the front side of the house.

836
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,340
So you guys are on kind of like opposite sides of
the house right now.

837
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:55,360
Okay.

838
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,940
Do I see Lady High Hill anywhere?

839
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,060
No.

840
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:02,780
No? Okay.

841
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:03,740
No.

842
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:04,800
All right.

843
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,480
I'm just going to start walking through the party.

844
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,460
You can roar for it if you want, but the answer is no
either way.

845
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,780
She's not out there.

846
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,660
Yeah, she's not at the front of the house.

847
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:19,220
Okay, then I'm just going to start walking
through looking for Duckles.

848
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,620
Yeah, so you start walking through the garden
kind of calling his name?

849
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:27,820
Yeah.

850
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:29,300
Okay.

851
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:30,560
Duckles.

852
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:30,980
Catches?

853
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,840
I'm following behind.

854
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:38,500
Oh,

855
00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:39,620
Chuckles!

856
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:41,840
Sorry.

857
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:43,800
Is this you at the front of the house?

858
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,440
Let me just get rid of these extra people.

859
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,240
As you guys are walking around and yelling,

860
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Chuckles,

861
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,860
you kind of overhear snippets of conversation.

862
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:57,780
Of people talking.

863
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,680
There's just a lot of people kind of milling about
here in the front.

864
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,740
This is kind of like where people go to chill out.

865
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,080
If the party is getting a little too raucous for
them inside.

866
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:16,080
so we're all inside are you running around
looking for chuckles yeah i'm with uh andy

867
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:24,040
or with a squish i was just following behind him
yeah yeah basically the same thing okay uh so you

868
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,740
guys are just kind of walking around yelling
chuckles um chuckles you are in the back of the

869
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:34,460
house yeah i can't hear him back there no no you
can't um there's a lot of music and noise and the

870
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,260
house is relatively large so he will not be able to
hear you shouting from the front of the house

871
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:44,840
so evelyn's party girlness is like that fits
within the garden party she's not like
conspicuously

872
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:52,680
party girl no no this is becoming kind of a little
bit of a dionese in affair there's a lot of wine

873
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:58,920
and other alcohol flowing people are pretty
loosey-goosey but they're rich loosey-goosey
so

874
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,760
like nobody's gotten naked yet

875
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,340
but there's a lot of pop buttons undone

876
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:05,240
a lot of cravacs loosened

877
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:07,000
wigs askew

878
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:09,420
so this is very much like a lively

879
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,700
party a lot of noise

880
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,760
a lot of hubbub

881
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,760
a lot of people bubbing and hubbing

882
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,260
I rub my hands together

883
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,260
I go two more buttons down

884
00:38:18,859 --> 00:38:20,180
I loosen my collar

885
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,400
and I'm on my tippy toes

886
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,420
looking for

887
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,140
Lady High Hill

888
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,680
I don't see her yet

889
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:33,500
do I?

890
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,140
no

891
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,800
you haven't been able to see her

892
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,960
then I will sneak

893
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:40,720
back inside

894
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,820
maybe not literally sneak but like

895
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,660
just smoothly walk inside

896
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:50,920
okay

897
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,200
inside there's a lot of people again

898
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,120
dancing

899
00:38:56,140 --> 00:39:02,140
are servants kind of walking around you can tell
like the servants are still very uh much

900
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:09,240
contained what i mean by that is that they are
sober uh they're passing out drinks uh they they

901
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:16,980
are still active walking around um doing stuff
great you see out of the corner not naked yet

902
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:21,680
uh you do see briefly out of the corner i uh madame
bouquet who has been pointed out to you before

903
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,220
Lady High Hill kind of said she was the hostess of
the house.

904
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,380
You see her as well.

905
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,560
She has not loosened up at all.

906
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,220
She's very tight-buttoned.

907
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:35,660
She is just very like a sourpuss almost at her own
party,

908
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:37,640
just kind of watching things from a distance.

909
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:38,240
Not naked yet?

910
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,100
Not naked yet.

911
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,420
Still has her under things on.

912
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,940
What about her older things?

913
00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:46,260
Bloomers.

914
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:47,260
Okay.

915
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,420
All right.

916
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,080
Well, that looks like not a very fun person.

917
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,040
and I'll avoid her.

918
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,420
No, no, no shot of Lady High Hill.

919
00:39:57,450 --> 00:40:03,000
I guess I will walk through the whatever large
grand room that is,

920
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:07,000
and I would think that on the other side of that
large room,

921
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:09,120
I would be wandering out the front of the house.

922
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,380
Absolutely, yes.

923
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:16,280
You wander out to the front of the house where
Chuckles,

924
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,580
I'm sorry, where Squish and Patches are.

925
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,020
Are you still just kind of shouting in general?

926
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.

927
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:24,240
Okay.

928
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,640
Well, you hear them shouting.

929
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:31,340
I'm acting a little bit drunk, so it's not too
crazy that I'm yelling for someone.

930
00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:31,600
Yeah.

931
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:33,520
Yeah.

932
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:34,460
Yeah.

933
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,460
And I imagine you guys aren't like screaming or
anything.

934
00:40:37,550 --> 00:40:39,440
You're just kind of like shouting, you know,
obviously.

935
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,480
No, I'm yelling.

936
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:43,480
I might be a little loud.

937
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,360
Yeah, you hear them shouting.

938
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:48,260
Chuckles!

939
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:49,780
Yeah, I'm here.

940
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,560
Juggles!

941
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:51,400
Wait, hold on.

942
00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:51,780
Hold on.

943
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,980
Juggles, hold on one second.

944
00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:54,700
Hold on one second.

945
00:40:57,099 --> 00:40:57,460
Juggles!

946
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,040
Oh, here we go.

947
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,240
I'm here.

948
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:04,360
All right.

949
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,900
Are we going back to the boat now?

950
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:06,920
We got what we came for.

951
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,480
Let me see that piece of paper.

952
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,600
Can I start rummaging through your pockets?

953
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,140
No, don't rummage through my pockets.

954
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,860
There's a lot of onion leaves in here.

955
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,920
Yes, onions grow on leaves.

956
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,680
Now, I know I'm looking for Lady High Hill.

957
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:25,920
I need to make sure everything's okay.

958
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,500
I think I smoothed everything over with Evelyn.

959
00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:32,640
You're still playing both sides of the game?

960
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:36,340
Listen, I need all of the chances I can get.

961
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:38,380
Oh, my God.

962
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,720
You're a bold one, aren't you?

963
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,920
Well, I can't just leave Lady High Hill.

964
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:45,720
She's the only person that, you know, I talk to
besides you guys.

965
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:48,980
What about your Uncle Skok?

966
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:50,540
I think he's

967
00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:53,160
dead.

968
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:55,560
When?

969
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:59,180
Side flash to Uncle Shkluck

970
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:01,180
who is just sitting

971
00:42:01,570 --> 00:42:03,220
in his apartment

972
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:03,980
in Duskaball.

973
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:05,220
He just gives like a shiver.

974
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,200
I wonder what that shuffles us up to.

975
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,260
I don't know what Uncle Shkluck

976
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,200
is doing. But you know he doesn't have

977
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,180
my address I guess so I can't

978
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:16,220
exchange birds with him.

979
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,420
But Lady Highhill

980
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,720
she, let's just say

981
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,520
she sends me a lot of interesting

982
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:24,180
art

983
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,120
so I would like to

984
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,100
you know, just

985
00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,600
find her and stay in good terms

986
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,880
I don't want to just ditch her here

987
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,380
that's a bad look

988
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,300
for old Juckles

989
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,440
what about Evelyn?

990
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,440
oh no, she's fine

991
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,520
she's partying up, she's not even going to
remember tonight

992
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,820
but she'll have a vague sense

993
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:46,460
that I was bringing her

994
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,400
fun

995
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,960
what the hell are you going on about

996
00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:54,280
I told you what I'm going on about

997
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,680
I got a fine lady eye hill

998
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,660
how many times do I have to say that

999
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,020
at least two more times

1000
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,940
I'm messing with you

1001
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:04,540
let's go boy

1002
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:06,340
first let me see the pieces of paper though

1003
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,420
they're right here and I tap my breast pocket

1004
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,920
alright grab your breast pocket

1005
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:12,700
give me those

1006
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,260
alright well I guess I'll see you guys later

1007
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,440
now that you have what you wanted

1008
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,240
No, no, I'm coming.

1009
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,200
No, what are you going on about?

1010
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,080
I'm coming with you.

1011
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:21,900
Quit being a baby.

1012
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:25,540
Then why is Squish walking the other way?

1013
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,780
Squish is walking towards the boat.

1014
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,540
Every time I tell you, every time I give you a
little pushback,

1015
00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,200
suddenly it's like we're not your friends
anymore.

1016
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,240
Quit being a little boy.

1017
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,260
You've got to grow up someday.

1018
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,940
Okay, but Squish literally is leaving.

1019
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,040
I can't control Squish.

1020
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,000
I can only control myself.

1021
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,280
We got what we came for.

1022
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:48,940
Squish, we're going back for the ladies

1023
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,420
meet you back at the boat

1024
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:51,980
see, that's how you handle that situation

1025
00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:56,940
fine, call me on the

1026
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:58,840
walkie talkie if you need to

1027
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,120
okay

1028
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:03,540
there goes that

1029
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,760
there goes that love triangle

1030
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,260
that you

1031
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,700
set up

1032
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,860
that you stoke and

1033
00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,800
summarily just decided to throw out the window

1034
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,080
in my mind

1035
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:17,560
passions just took my place

1036
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,440
with what

1037
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,320
I'm not going to go steal the woman

1038
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:24,620
I'm just trying to go back to the party

1039
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,260
I'll be frank with you lad

1040
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,480
I'm kind of into that

1041
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,500
bouquet lady up there

1042
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,340
I've got a good feeling about her

1043
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,420
the really mean one

1044
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,220
she was really mean

1045
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,520
to everybody else but she was kind of nice to me

1046
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,500
and she's got real

1047
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:43,060
big feet

1048
00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,300
and real big, huge

1049
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,400
tracks of land.

1050
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,060
Yeah, we're standing on them.

1051
00:44:52,260 --> 00:44:55,380
You said there was something about a hedge mage?

1052
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,120
Or hedge maze?

1053
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:00,300
Yeah, there's a hedge maze out there.

1054
00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:02,880
Seems to be the prominent feature of the rear of
the house.

1055
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,080
I'm going to go do that then.

1056
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:07,180
Okay.

1057
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:07,360
Okay.

1058
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,440
I might meet you guys later.

1059
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,000
Yeah, I'm sure you will

1060
00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:17,720
You'll probably need me later too

1061
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,360
It's fine

1062
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,060
I'm not trying to ditch you

1063
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,640
I just want to talk to Lady Highhill

1064
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,980
Because I feel like there's probably more in this
house

1065
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,280
We could probably be doing

1066
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,140
One of which is making sure that Lady Highhill

1067
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:30,960
Is not mad at me

1068
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,860
Or the other

1069
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,540
That the captain

1070
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,900
Can eerily gawk

1071
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,180
At that big footed woman

1072
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,520
Big footed

1073
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,080
She didn't even see her feet.

1074
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,060
She glided right in.

1075
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,280
I don't know.

1076
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,260
Somebody said earlier that she had big old
stomping feet that last episode.

1077
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:51,960
It was you.

1078
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,780
You were the one who said that.

1079
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,240
Go back and look at that.

1080
00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:58,600
Thus making it canon.

1081
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:03,560
No, you can't just make up your own decisions like
that.

1082
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,460
I said she looked like a woman that had real big
feet.

1083
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:11,180
And I believe the game master said you are
completely correct, Juckles, as always.

1084
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:13,980
Yeah, I'm sure she does have big feet

1085
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:14,800
She's a tall woman

1086
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,160
She's a sturdy girl

1087
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,460
Some might call her Rubenesque

1088
00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:22,780
Like the sandwich

1089
00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:23,380
She's not a sandwich

1090
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,100
She's covered in Russian dressing

1091
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,200
Sauerkraut

1092
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:31,760
Okay

1093
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,720
So what are we doing?

1094
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:37,120
I guess Squish just pushes aside

1095
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:39,660
I guess this is a two player game now

1096
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,080
I don't know why everyone thinks I'm running
ahead all the time

1097
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,680
so the team splits up

1098
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,180
Squish you're going to head to the hedge mage

1099
00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:52,800
correct?

1100
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:53,820
yes

1101
00:46:55,359 --> 00:46:57,360
and Chuckles and Patches

1102
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,280
you guys are going to go back into the house

1103
00:46:59,730 --> 00:46:59,900
correct?

1104
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,080
yeah to look for our respective

1105
00:47:09,450 --> 00:47:09,640
women

1106
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:21,660
we'll start with uh with uh it doesn't matter with
squish so um you enter the hedge mage

1107
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:29,160
and uh there are a few people kind of milling about
um and you the way the entrance works is

1108
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:34,359
that you can kind of see the path as it leads off it
hasn't really gotten maze like as the set

1109
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:41,400
once you enter the maze the way it'll work is that i
have the map i can see it your role to

1110
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,820
see how many spaces you move and then either
choose left or right and go from there okay

1111
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,220
so that is if you want to enter i just want to make it
clear if anyone enters that's that's the

1112
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:56,800
way it works is that you you enter the maze i can see
where you're going you will not you'll use the

1113
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:04,340
hedges i definitely want to enter okay uh so uh you
go ahead and you enter uh

1114
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,700
Let me just make sure I got this.

1115
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,380
Let me add you on here.

1116
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,640
I just want to see, just nobody else sees this.

1117
00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:14,900
Okay.

1118
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:15,360
Right.

1119
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,760
We just see the front gate.

1120
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:21,200
All right.

1121
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:26,640
Okay.

1122
00:48:26,810 --> 00:48:29,120
I'm just getting everything all added in here.

1123
00:48:32,380 --> 00:48:32,600
Cool.

1124
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:36,260
Okay, yeah, so if you want to go ahead and start,

1125
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:38,920
it's just going to be one die that you'll roll.

1126
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,680
So just 1d6.

1127
00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:44,820
And we'll go from there.

1128
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:51,960
One.

1129
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,200
It didn't roll for me either.

1130
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,660
It didn't pop up.

1131
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,580
I saw it.

1132
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,180
Oh, really?

1133
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:00,820
Yeah.

1134
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,280
Oh, weird.

1135
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,000
did someone else just roll

1136
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,080
I thought they were pink dice

1137
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:15,660
I see

1138
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,440
okay yeah because I see the roll results

1139
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,240
but I'm not seeing the dice I just heard it

1140
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:23,380
so I wonder if there's just a delay in me actually
hearing it

1141
00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:25,680
oh yeah I didn't even hear it

1142
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:27,740
okay

1143
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,540
so you're not at the

1144
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,720
are people rolling dice because i i can't hear
anything i'm here not rolling

1145
00:49:37,610 --> 00:49:43,880
okay okay i don't know what i'm hearing then um
okay uh so squish you haven't uh reached an

1146
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:48,320
intersection yet um you just kind of entered you
see other people in this maze with you

1147
00:49:48,710 --> 00:49:53,280
um just a handful kind of like couples maybe
trying to get some privacy in there they're kind

1148
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:58,960
of like you know on top of each other very close
touchy and some are kissing and stuff nobody's

1149
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:06,420
like completely like again no no nudity yet um but
there are still some people here amongst you

1150
00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:11,600
i'm gonna stare at them as i walk by you really give
them the business um

1151
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:20,580
uh chuckles and patches you enter the uh first
floor again

1152
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:30,220
and just to kind of lay out the first floor again uh
that yellow or i'm sorry white kind of uh

1153
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:35,620
cylindrical area that kind of when you first
enter the front of the house that's like a grand
hallway

1154
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,280
uh that's the entrance of the house where people
are kind of milling about this is where the

1155
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:45,680
staircase up to the second floor is uh to your left
you can see a dining room um it's set up like

1156
00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:49,780
people can sit there and there are people sitting
um but it is just kind of like a general buffet

1157
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:57,560
line there where you can go and grab food. To your
right, there is kind of a ballroom area where

1158
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:02,000
there's a lot of people dancing, a lot of people
kind of milling around and talking. That's where

1159
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,120
the music is coming from. And then in the very back
of the house are those kitchens, again,

1160
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:12,440
that kind of the servants' quarters, the rooms
you don't necessarily need to be in

1161
00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:15,340
if you're a guest.

1162
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,820
All right, well, I guess we both enter,

1163
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,500
and I'm looking around.

1164
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,300
I'd like to lean to a party goer and say,

1165
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,760
hey, have you seen a woman?

1166
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,940
She's pretty tall, pretty beautiful,

1167
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,780
might have a bird head for a head.

1168
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,720
Those are the only things I can think of to
describe Lady High Hill.

1169
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,060
I mean, I know she doesn't have a bird head.

1170
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:47,200
You do know that she doesn't have a bird head now,
right, Vlad?

1171
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:48,060
Are you sure?

1172
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,520
I'm not pretty sure.

1173
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,060
I mean, I wasn't with her last, were you?

1174
00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:54,900
I was with her last.

1175
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,440
But you're right, I don't think she had...

1176
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:58,860
No, I don't think she did.

1177
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,940
But sometimes I get confused.

1178
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:03,840
I guess she's a demon.

1179
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,260
Demon, hot demon mama.

1180
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:09,600
And the party guest goes,

1181
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,200
Oh!

1182
00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:11,020
Oh!

1183
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,440
Yes, yes, with some of the most beautiful fuchsia
skin.

1184
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,520
Yes, I guess.

1185
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,600
Yes, exactly.

1186
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,200
Yes, I saw her earlier.

1187
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,360
She was on the arm of a rather short man.

1188
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:27,440
Oh.

1189
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:30,040
A short man?

1190
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:31,960
Was he green?

1191
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,540
No, no.

1192
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,460
That's her good-for-nothing father.

1193
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,520
He was in a red velour suit.

1194
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,660
Can you not see me now?

1195
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:42,560
Was it me?

1196
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,900
Oh, oh!

1197
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:50,760
And he kind of like this girl, oh, it was you.

1198
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:51,260
Yes, yes.

1199
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:59,880
Well, with the skin tone being relatively normal
for humans, I was a little, you know, you know,
things happen.

1200
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,820
No, I don't.

1201
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,440
So, all right.

1202
00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:03,480
Well, she's not with me now.

1203
00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:06,380
So I was hoping that you could help me find her.

1204
00:53:07,019 --> 00:53:09,180
I haven't seen her since she was with you.

1205
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:10,620
All right.

1206
00:53:10,930 --> 00:53:11,640
Well, thank you.

1207
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,700
I hope you enjoy the party.

1208
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:14,580
I will.

1209
00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:15,080
I will.

1210
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:17,940
Are you saying for the evening festivities?

1211
00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:19,360
What do you mean evening festivities?

1212
00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:22,840
Well, you know, the late...

1213
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,100
Where they kill everyone that's in the hedge maze?

1214
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:29,920
What about the ritual sacrifices?

1215
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,480
Of the people in the hedge maze.

1216
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,900
I don't know about the hedge maze part of that,

1217
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:42,820
but, I mean, I was promised some fun

1218
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,000
once the main party let in.

1219
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:47,060
What do you mean fun? Do you mean fun like
ritualistic

1220
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,960
sacrifice or do you mean fun like

1221
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:49,780
eyes wiped shut?

1222
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:53,100
You've seen

1223
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,140
eyes wiped shut? My word.

1224
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:57,600
Oh, my stars.

1225
00:53:58,340 --> 00:53:59,320
I just thought it was

1226
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,420
going to be a little, you know, hanky-panky

1227
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:02,280
but you're talking about

1228
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,340
ritualistic sacrifice. I don't think I'm

1229
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,100
quite interested

1230
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:07,560
for that.

1231
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,120
What do you mean hanky-panky?

1232
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,420
I just thought it was going to be

1233
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,400
Hanky-panky. You guys are talking about
something

1234
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:16,940
more serious. Patches.

1235
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:18,940
What?

1236
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,240
Are they talking about

1237
00:54:21,410 --> 00:54:22,260
an orgy?

1238
00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,400
Are we at an orgy party? Is that what garden means?

1239
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:27,580
Uh, well,

1240
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:29,400
you know, it means a lot of

1241
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,240
things. I should have known something

1242
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,680
when I saw the penis flytrap.

1243
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,300
What is that?

1244
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,260
A flower?

1245
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,360
Yeah. Real sexual flower.

1246
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:41,080
Interesting.

1247
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,080
Yeah, I didn't notice that one.

1248
00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:47,980
Yeah, it definitely looks like this might get a
little risque.

1249
00:54:48,270 --> 00:54:51,780
If we don't find your high hill lady friend here,
she might be involved in some of this.

1250
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,120
And not with you.

1251
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:53,780
Maybe too involved.

1252
00:54:54,919 --> 00:54:56,380
Well, especially if it's not with you.

1253
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:57,480
You're right.

1254
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,020
Let's find her.

1255
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,780
Well, wait, what about your bouquet woman?

1256
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,160
She's around here somewhere, I'm sure.

1257
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,880
I'm sure she's around wherever the party's at.

1258
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:09,560
She's probably staring down menacingly.

1259
00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:14,400
Alright, well, I guess we'll move into another
room.

1260
00:55:14,550 --> 00:55:15,540
Perhaps the dining room.

1261
00:55:16,430 --> 00:55:17,040
The dining room!

1262
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:19,780
Alonzi, let's go! Hooray!

1263
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,440
You push me out of the way to go to the dining room.

1264
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:26,480
Exactly.

1265
00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:30,240
Squish, go ahead and make your next roll.

1266
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,360
Further into the hedge maze.

1267
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:48,820
oh three well and this is just for like spots to
move this isn't

1268
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:54,540
yeah whether good or bad oh i see so you're picking
like which direction

1269
00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:00,360
yeah it has nothing to do with like like failure or
success i figured that'd be adding too much so

1270
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,720
this is just you don't know exactly how big this
maze is you're just walking around it um you are

1271
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:11,820
you have come to your first intersection so it's
going to be a left or right uh left all right

1272
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:23,220
so you have come to uh a dead end um but not quite so
dead because you definitely see uh well it

1273
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:28,960
looks like a man kissing a bush um but you realize
later that there are in fact like hands and feet

1274
00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:33,400
uh the lady has just that he is kissing has just
leaned so far back into the bush she's kind of

1275
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:35,160
Homer disappeared into it.

1276
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:37,460
So a very

1277
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:39,260
awkward moment, perhaps for

1278
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,240
them. A sexy moment, I suppose,

1279
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,580
for you. But it is, in fact,

1280
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:45,440
a dead end and not where you intended to

1281
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,380
go. And so with dead ends,

1282
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,460
you're just going to go back

1283
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,420
to where you started. Obviously, you'll pick

1284
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,160
right and then roll from there. I'm not going to
make you

1285
00:56:53,839 --> 00:56:54,480
walk back.

1286
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:56,740
Yeah, you can just turn.

1287
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,360
They're all going to be left or right. If you pick
the wrong one,

1288
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,040
you're just going to go back.

1289
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,380
So you'll be

1290
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:04,320
And I yell at them.

1291
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,920
Wrap it before you tap it.

1292
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,100
Oh, God!

1293
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,220
You hear from the bushes.

1294
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:11,840
Or don't, whatever.

1295
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:12,660
I'm not your parents.

1296
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,600
Back on the first floor,

1297
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:17,940
you two

1298
00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:19,080
patches and

1299
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:20,940
juggles.

1300
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:23,640
All right, we're in the dining room now.

1301
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:25,200
Yarrick.

1302
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:26,140
All right.

1303
00:57:26,390 --> 00:57:28,200
As I've been walking, I've been reading the
sheets of paper

1304
00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:30,060
that I took from Juggles' pocket.

1305
00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:37,200
And just, you know, making sure I saw there's a
looks like Neelix has some kind of partner.

1306
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:39,720
Okay.

1307
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,280
Definitely don't want to definitely our name's
Neelan.

1308
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:44,940
But by all accounts, we don't want them to meet.

1309
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:46,600
Right.

1310
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:48,500
So let's I don't know.

1311
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,500
So let's continue to not meet her.

1312
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,560
But at the bottom of the page does say some cults
are looking for her.

1313
00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:57,080
So I wonder if that's why they've been looking for
her.

1314
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,400
Well, some cults are looking for Neelix.

1315
00:57:59,440 --> 00:57:59,980
That is true.

1316
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,320
I wonder if it's the same cult.

1317
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:09,520
Well, I know that Lady Evelyn didn't know
anything about either of them,

1318
00:58:09,670 --> 00:58:11,360
although she was also really trashed.

1319
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,760
Yeah, you really know how to show a good time,
don't you, lad?

1320
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,880
Yes, I just keep funneling her flutes.

1321
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:21,740
What?

1322
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:27,260
Yeah, I funneled her a flute of whiskey.

1323
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:29,320
Two.

1324
00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:30,480
Sorry, I'm not there.

1325
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:32,940
Not the musical instrument.

1326
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,780
You mean like a, is that like out of character?

1327
00:58:35,890 --> 00:58:36,640
Is that like a flight?

1328
00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:38,100
Champagne flute.

1329
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:41,540
It's the thing that they put, the tall glasses
that they put champagne in.

1330
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,600
Okay, I misunderstood what you were saying.

1331
00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:50,240
Okay, well, yeah, that'll happen when you give a
girl, you know, a nice big flute.

1332
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:53,760
Yeah, no, but she was not naked yet.

1333
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:59,160
Well, I guess maybe keep your eyes open.

1334
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,520
We might see anything tonight.

1335
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:02,940
Yeah, that's what it seems like.

1336
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:07,480
I'd like to lean to a party goer in the dining room.

1337
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:09,140
Sure.

1338
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:16,720
Hey, have you seen like a big smoking hot demon
lady around here?

1339
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,600
The person turns around and they're like,
smoking hot demon lady.

1340
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:23,080
Yeah.

1341
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,120
Tell me more.

1342
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,040
Oh, yeah, big old bosoms, I think.

1343
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,260
Well, I don't know.

1344
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,040
She's just a great personality.

1345
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,200
Oh, great personality.

1346
00:59:34,430 --> 00:59:35,420
You know what that's code for.

1347
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,240
Big stompers.

1348
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,180
Big stompers.

1349
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,420
Yes, she also had big stompers.

1350
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,160
Now.

1351
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:41,740
Big feet.

1352
00:59:42,660 --> 00:59:47,020
Does that match the description of anyone you've
seen here in this dining room or anywhere else in
this house?

1353
00:59:47,390 --> 00:59:48,120
I'm looking for her.

1354
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:51,040
Gotta say, this party is

1355
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,180
D-E-A-B

1356
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,700
dead, man.

1357
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,260
And he looks around, he's like,

1358
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,800
yeah, I've noticed it's starting to

1359
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,400
thin out a little bit here and there. You ever go to
a party

1360
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,200
and everyone just seems to be in the opposite

1361
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,340
room of where you are and you have a fight

1362
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,600
where you need them to be? Yeah.

1363
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,780
Does that happen to you a lot?

1364
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,400
Because it might be you.

1365
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,400
He has a moment of introspection.

1366
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:14,760
He's like,

1367
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,060
could be me.

1368
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,800
It couldn't be me.

1369
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:21,060
What are you guys doing?

1370
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:22,380
What are you up to?

1371
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:24,120
I'm looking for my...

1372
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:26,160
Don't say you're going to the other room.

1373
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,120
Don't say that.

1374
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,740
We're sorry. We're looking for his lady friend.

1375
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:33,600
Or maybe his lady friend.

1376
01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:36,060
Or maybe my lady friend.

1377
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,140
Lady Bouquet.

1378
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,940
You got a lady friend. Tell me about her.

1379
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,440
Tell me about your lady love.

1380
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,980
She hopes to see him later.

1381
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,600
Who are you talking to?

1382
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:45,780
Me?

1383
01:00:47,180 --> 01:00:47,900
I'm talking to you.

1384
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,980
I'm talking to you, coat boy, hat boy.

1385
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,960
This hat does seem very large, doesn't it?

1386
01:00:56,780 --> 01:00:58,160
Seems preposterously large.

1387
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,620
Yeah, it keeps getting bigger.

1388
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:03,860
Anyway, I'm looking for the lady of the house.

1389
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,920
Madame Bouquet, that creepy old dud.

1390
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,960
Hey, you watch your tone.

1391
01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:13,440
Talk about a slug in the garden, if you know what I
mean.

1392
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:15,700
Give you a slug in your garden.

1393
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,340
If you know what I mean.

1394
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:20,680
She, uh...

1395
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:21,380
What do you mean?

1396
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,660
Because I don't know what you mean.

1397
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,380
I'm going to kick his ass.

1398
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:27,520
He kind of brings you into conspiratorial,

1399
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:29,260
kind of like a...

1400
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:30,600
She's into things.

1401
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:31,700
Yeah.

1402
01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:33,320
Stop.

1403
01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:33,560
Yeah.

1404
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:37,680
I don't know what them tootsies do,

1405
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,820
but I do know that the rumors are

1406
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,060
that she's not...

1407
01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:44,120
She's a little weird.

1408
01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:49,780
you know, spends a lot of money on stuff, getting
it exported and imported in.

1409
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:50,560
Yeah.

1410
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:52,040
She's an importer-exporter.

1411
01:01:52,110 --> 01:01:52,900
Is that what you're saying?

1412
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:55,080
An importer-exporter.

1413
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:55,640
Fine goods.

1414
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,540
What kind of fine goods is she importing and
exporting, supposedly?

1415
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,700
Well, I don't know that.

1416
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,960
I don't have all that.

1417
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,800
Oh, you just know enough to gossip about the poor
lady when she's not here.

1418
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:10,380
Yeah, you must not disrespect his fly girl.

1419
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:13,420
Wow.

1420
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,120
You're a real piece of work, you know that?

1421
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:16,920
Yeah.

1422
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,800
No, you ruined me.

1423
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,700
You ruined me.

1424
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,120
You better watch your ass.

1425
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:23,780
I'm a pirate, and I'll really wound you.

1426
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,640
All right, let's go to the next room.

1427
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,660
And I stick a popcorn chicken in his face.

1428
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:30,280
Where did you get that?

1429
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:31,820
My pocket.

1430
01:02:33,060 --> 01:02:34,380
You said you didn't have any in your pocket.

1431
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:36,340
I lied.

1432
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:37,880
Well, can I have some?

1433
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:40,780
Sure.

1434
01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:44,560
I give him the one I poked the guy in the face with.

1435
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:45,840
Oh, jeez.

1436
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:46,240
Thank you.

1437
01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:47,240
Extra greasy.

1438
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:48,840
Yeah, well.

1439
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:52,240
Probably the best thing you've had all night,
right?

1440
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:53,700
Pretty good popular, too.

1441
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,820
I mean, it's starting to get quite body
temperature, but that's okay.

1442
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:01,060
Well, you know.

1443
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:02,660
All right, Squish.

1444
01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:03,440
Go ahead and roll.

1445
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,220
Come on.

1446
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:11,220
Something good.

1447
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:13,480
it don't matter

1448
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:14,160
5

1449
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,040
left or right

1450
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,320
even after I

1451
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,380
reached that

1452
01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:23,820
yes so you come back to the

1453
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,840
intersection where you started and I'm just
going to move you 5

1454
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:26,180
from there

1455
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:27,560
oh okay

1456
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,920
then I reached another intersection

1457
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,420
this is a different intersection

1458
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,100
I'm going to go left

1459
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,020
I'm going to go left until I see some boobies

1460
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:47,540
uh you okay i'm gonna really watch uh you reached
another intersection so we'll have you pick left

1461
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:53,200
or right again um in the next role but um here's
this intersection you're seeing a bunch of like

1462
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:58,660
like i don't know like two or three kids and
they're just like smoking back there and it's

1463
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:04,060
kind of silly because they're young enough that
like they're old enough to be able to purchase

1464
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:08,220
these things and they're at a party where people
are openly smoking and drinking but they're
doing

1465
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:12,440
that thing where they're kind of like trying to
hide it and be really discreet and by being
discreet

1466
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:18,900
they've made themselves very obvious oh give me
some of that oh no please don't tell my mom please

1467
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:25,140
who's your mom who's your daddy this is my mother

1468
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:32,100
this is my mother all right i won't tell missus my
mother if you give me a couple of hits

1469
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,540
and he passes

1470
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,640
what is just a cigarette

1471
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,220
to you

1472
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,240
I eat it

1473
01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:43,320
you know what

1474
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:45,660
that's really good

1475
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:47,760
sorry

1476
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:49,860
yeah you just

1477
01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:51,140
guzzle it down

1478
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:52,860
and they are like

1479
01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:55,020
you're real hard man

1480
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:57,080
yeah

1481
01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,100
that's all I got

1482
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,080
hey

1483
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,760
Do you know how to get back out of this hedge?

1484
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:05,860
Yeah.

1485
01:05:06,210 --> 01:05:08,160
You go down that path and turn left.

1486
01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:09,820
All right.

1487
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,800
If you see that guy making out with the bush,
you've gone too far.

1488
01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:17,420
All right.

1489
01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:18,400
Neat.

1490
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,000
And he finger guns it.

1491
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,040
Oh, no.

1492
01:05:21,170 --> 01:05:21,440
Hold on.

1493
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:21,780
Sorry.

1494
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,160
You go right, then, and left.

1495
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:27,960
That seems confusing.

1496
01:05:28,340 --> 01:05:31,280
We'll just look out for the guy eating a bush later.

1497
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:31,460
Yeah.

1498
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,480
Yeah.

1499
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:33,520
So then.

1500
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,100
Back to the first floor.

1501
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,320
So you are leaving the dining room?

1502
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:41,840
Yeah.

1503
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:43,340
I'm going to go to another party room.

1504
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:44,920
Okay.

1505
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,100
You enter the ballroom.

1506
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,300
And there are lots of activity at this point.

1507
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:56,540
There are people kind of like, and it's a mixture
of people doing like couples,

1508
01:05:57,300 --> 01:06:00,940
formal waltzing, and some people just getting
turned up as well.

1509
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:04,160
people who have just drank enough that they're
partying on their own.

1510
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:07,560
And you have to kind of keep moving because if you
stand still for too long,

1511
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,140
there's a very good chance someone is going to
bump into you.

1512
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:12,440
Oh, and before you know it, we're dancing.

1513
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:15,160
Sure.

1514
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:20,600
Yeah, you guys are dancing along as you're doing
your little bit of interrogations.

1515
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:22,660
Patches?

1516
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,100
Sorry, I'm having an issue right now.

1517
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:28,840
Give me one second.

1518
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,220
Okay.

1519
01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:33,940
someone else take my turn

1520
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:35,800
okay

1521
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,820
you're just kind of

1522
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:39,060
you see people

1523
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,560
some are like kind of pulled off to the side

1524
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:41,980
talking

1525
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,800
yeah no I just imagine

1526
01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:47,840
me and Patches are dancing trying to fit in

1527
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,960
and also not getting bumped into

1528
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,700
very casual like and talking to each other

1529
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:53,580
a little bit and I'd like to

1530
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,700
lean and dance closer

1531
01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:57,640
to someone and whisper into their ear

1532
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,240
hello have you seen

1533
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:05,420
You know, a sexy demon mama around here with big
personality.

1534
01:07:05,430 --> 01:07:06,200
Yeah, I think I...

1535
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:08,020
Pink lady?

1536
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:08,860
Yeah, pink.

1537
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:09,920
Pink demon.

1538
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,640
Oh, I guess she's like shit.

1539
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:12,000
I think...

1540
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:15,820
Yeah, I think I saw her in the...

1541
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,540
Going off the kitchens earlier.

1542
01:07:17,690 --> 01:07:18,960
She had, like, this other chick with her.

1543
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,280
Dark hair, big glasses.

1544
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:22,260
Into the kitchen, no.

1545
01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:23,900
Yeah, no, that's...

1546
01:07:24,050 --> 01:07:25,140
No, I know that lady.

1547
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:26,860
I don't think they...

1548
01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:28,000
Oh, so they went into the kitchen.

1549
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,200
Was that with me?

1550
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,980
I don't think so.

1551
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,120
Well, I guess maybe.

1552
01:07:32,390 --> 01:07:35,040
No, she definitely was with another woman.

1553
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:35,940
Good looking mama.

1554
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,040
Yeah, two good looking mamas, huh?

1555
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,400
All right, well then maybe I'll just dance into
the kitchen.

1556
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:44,560
No, how about Mrs. Buki?

1557
01:07:45,030 --> 01:07:45,460
What is she doing?

1558
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:46,960
That's what I call her.

1559
01:07:46,970 --> 01:07:47,400
Madame Bouquet?

1560
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:47,840
Yeah.

1561
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:48,840
Mrs. Buki?

1562
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:52,860
Mrs. Buki is not in the ballroom.

1563
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,720
She would not deign to enter the ballroom.

1564
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,840
It is not an area she would enjoy.

1565
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,080
Oh, well, that's good info.

1566
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:00,800
you got some real good dance moves

1567
01:08:02,230 --> 01:08:02,380
yeah

1568
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,360
so you planning to get naked later

1569
01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:06,860
I hear a lot of people saying they're not naked yet

1570
01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:08,240
and I find that weird phrasing

1571
01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:11,000
some people are just awkward man

1572
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,300
that's true and you are not

1573
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:15,900
gotta keep it cool

1574
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:18,240
alright

1575
01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:19,520
I'm gonna slink out

1576
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:20,259
okay Patches

1577
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:22,540
slink out

1578
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,160
Patches you good?

1579
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,839
yeah sorry my internet got stuck on something

1580
01:08:27,859 --> 01:08:28,560
It was like frozen.

1581
01:08:28,759 --> 01:08:29,240
So I had to restart.

1582
01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:32,100
So what did we find out?

1583
01:08:32,259 --> 01:08:33,400
Sorry, I had to log out.

1584
01:08:34,859 --> 01:08:42,380
What you found out is that somebody saw Lady High
Hill in the kitchens with someone's description
matching Evelyn's.

1585
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,080
And they were a really good dancer.

1586
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:46,000
And you're really impressed.

1587
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,680
And then Juggles just left me?

1588
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:50,480
Juggles danced.

1589
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,920
No, I slinked out.

1590
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,339
I assumed you would follow me.

1591
01:08:53,799 --> 01:08:56,779
And Mrs. Buki, she's not in the ballroom.

1592
01:08:56,859 --> 01:08:57,640
She is not in there.

1593
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:01,940
She was not dame to come into the ballroom.

1594
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:05,220
But I didn't know if you wanted to do anything as
well, Patches.

1595
01:09:05,230 --> 01:09:06,060
Are you just following along?

1596
01:09:06,759 --> 01:09:07,859
I'm just going to follow along.

1597
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:11,100
I overheard what it was said, and now I'm like,

1598
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,000
all right, to the kitchen, lads.

1599
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:14,299
Lad.

1600
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:16,380
All right.

1601
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,000
Cool.

1602
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:18,839
I guess we'll go to the kitchen.

1603
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,359
She's going all over this place tonight.

1604
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:23,759
Yeah, we're going to find her.

1605
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,440
And then we're going to have to find Squish.

1606
01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:28,759
whatever the hell he's doing.

1607
01:09:31,339 --> 01:09:31,500
Okay.

1608
01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:33,560
Squish another...

1609
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,660
Oh, I'm sorry. We're going to do left or right?

1610
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:37,580
Left.

1611
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:39,060
Okay.

1612
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:45,460
So you're good. Go ahead and

1613
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:46,759
roll how many spaces.

1614
01:09:49,759 --> 01:09:50,040
All right.

1615
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:51,839
Okay.

1616
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,600
Nothing much here.

1617
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:02,340
unfortunately i was excited i didn't think i
didn't think after one step there'd be another
junction or

1618
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:11,340
another child smoking a cigarette you know as
things are um okay cool uh uh back to inside the

1619
01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:16,020
house you guys have now entered the kitchen um
things are slowing down a little bit because the

1620
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:20,360
party has been going on for a while most of the
food's been served now it's just kind of doing

1621
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:21,800
cleanup, alcohol,

1622
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,280
sending out sort of thing.

1623
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,540
So it's not nearly as bustling

1624
01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:28,440
and loud as it was. And you see Chef

1625
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:30,600
Roselle in the corner smoking.

1626
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,560
Kind of like head sticking out of

1627
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,220
the out there so she can

1628
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:35,700
get some cold air.

1629
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,500
Juggles, isn't that that chef lady that

1630
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:39,780
Squish likes a lot?

1631
01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:42,500
Who? Roselle?

1632
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:44,680
Oh, from the Golden

1633
01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:45,160
Plum?

1634
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,300
I thought it was Golden Plum, but yes.

1635
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:49,880
I've been calling her Crandall.

1636
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,000
Should we talk to her?

1637
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,280
Does she like us? I don't remember.

1638
01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:57,900
I don't know if she's ever

1639
01:10:58,830 --> 01:10:59,680
actually met you guys.

1640
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:03,720
Well, why don't we go over there and

1641
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,960
ask her if she's seen your lovely lady

1642
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:06,320
friend.

1643
01:11:07,670 --> 01:11:08,100
Maybe you should ask her.

1644
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,540
Oh, they're in for it now.

1645
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,080
What? Maybe you should ask her.

1646
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,140
You guys are in for it now.

1647
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,020
She is a very hard character

1648
01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:17,320
to get along with.

1649
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:20,400
For you, because you keep yelling at her.

1650
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:23,060
You keep yelling at her and blaming her for shit.

1651
01:11:23,930 --> 01:11:25,940
And telling her you're not going to do things.

1652
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,220
And then blaming her on everything.

1653
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,100
Alright, yeah.

1654
01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,060
No, you leave this one.

1655
01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:35,540
I woke up.

1656
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,360
I saunter up.

1657
01:11:38,380 --> 01:11:39,460
Are you the chef here?

1658
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:41,920
Oh, there.

1659
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:44,380
I'd be Captain...

1660
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:46,340
Oh, I gotta get used to that.

1661
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,820
Captain Patches McKenzie.

1662
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,120
this is my friend

1663
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,820
Chuckles and we're looking for

1664
01:11:53,010 --> 01:11:53,720
two lovely ladies

1665
01:11:54,630 --> 01:11:56,620
have you seen them anywhere we were told they
might be

1666
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:58,860
in your kitchen Erin you seem like the person who
knows your way

1667
01:11:59,000 --> 01:11:59,380
around a kitchen

1668
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,780
she takes a very long drag of her

1669
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,860
cigarette and then blows it out and she says

1670
01:12:04,910 --> 01:12:06,800
two lovely ladies huh you have to be

1671
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:08,920
a little more specific there are lots

1672
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,960
of lovely ladies here lots of hard working

1673
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:12,340
pink

1674
01:12:12,650 --> 01:12:14,840
oh that okay well actually that's

1675
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:15,800
pink skin

1676
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,640
I saw them down quite a bit.

1677
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:17,780
Demon.

1678
01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:18,360
Yeah.

1679
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,400
Yeah, I saw them.

1680
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,800
They went down into the basement, you know?

1681
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:24,860
The basement?

1682
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,500
What's in the basement?

1683
01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:27,600
Yeah, look.

1684
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:34,120
And she points in the kitchens as well as access to
the basement, to the cellars.

1685
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:35,240
Wow.

1686
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:37,120
What did she go down there for?

1687
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:37,680
Do you know?

1688
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:40,140
I don't know.

1689
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:42,040
Did she look mad or distressed?

1690
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:44,060
Lovelorn?

1691
01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:47,260
You know, I've had a very stressful evening.

1692
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:51,120
I just noticed a pink lady in my kitchen go through
that door and then disappear.

1693
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:53,100
I don't know about her mood.

1694
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:55,000
Would you like a cigarette?

1695
01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:56,500
We're looking for her.

1696
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,160
We couldn't tell if she was, like, coerced down
there or what.

1697
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,180
So do you know what's down there?

1698
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,340
Is it dangerous?

1699
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,380
The cellars.

1700
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:05,840
That's where we've been getting the wine.

1701
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:08,440
I thought maybe she goes steal a bottle for
herself.

1702
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:10,120
Hey, you know what?

1703
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,440
That sounds like not a bad idea.

1704
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,040
Why don't we go check that out, Chuckles?

1705
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,280
How about we go steal a bottle of our own?

1706
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,520
Yeah, or maybe three.

1707
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,900
You know who steals the whole damn winery?

1708
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:22,840
I'm not going to work here again.

1709
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:23,260
What do you mean?

1710
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,060
But that bouquet is a bitch.

1711
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,080
Yeah, she's quite a woman.

1712
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:34,220
Hey, you two look familiar.

1713
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,740
You ever been to Duskable?

1714
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,980
Yeah, I was born in the streets of Duskable.

1715
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:41,540
No!

1716
01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:42,600
Yeah.

1717
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,760
I am not because as you can tell

1718
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,620
I have a silly accent

1719
01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:47,820
you do have a silly accent

1720
01:13:47,850 --> 01:13:49,480
you sound like perhaps you're from Transylvania

1721
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,400
oh could be

1722
01:13:51,870 --> 01:13:52,200
could be

1723
01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:56,060
did you say

1724
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:57,620
Pretzelvania

1725
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:00,160
oh

1726
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,760
that's funnier than

1727
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:04,060
Pretzelvania I think

1728
01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,300
I agree

1729
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,240
I'm going to make that cannon

1730
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,940
yes I'm from Pretzelvania

1731
01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:11,180
thank you for noticing

1732
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:16,000
yeah go down

1733
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:16,700
steal a bottle

1734
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:18,160
steal a bottle for me

1735
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:19,700
steal a bottle for everyone

1736
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:21,080
a bottle for all

1737
01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:23,300
let's hope this night is finished

1738
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:24,460
let's go down the stairs

1739
01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:26,020
yeah why don't you come with us

1740
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,440
alright we'll have you head down the stairs

1741
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,540
in just a second

1742
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,000
same thing Squish

1743
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,460
if you want to give that a roll

1744
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:45,700
Or better than one

1745
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,860
Two, three, four

1746
01:14:48,430 --> 01:14:48,560
Yep

1747
01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:50,820
So you have another junction

1748
01:14:51,230 --> 01:14:52,460
And I'm just going to have you roll a second time

1749
01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:53,300
Just to kind of keep up

1750
01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:55,940
Do you want to go forward or left?

1751
01:14:56,780 --> 01:14:57,140
Oh

1752
01:14:59,060 --> 01:14:59,500
Left

1753
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,520
Okay, go ahead and roll

1754
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,720
Is that another five?

1755
01:15:06,170 --> 01:15:07,320
Four? Yeah. Five.

1756
01:15:07,490 --> 01:15:07,620
Okay.

1757
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,300
One, two, three, four, five.

1758
01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:13,880
Unfortunately, you are now kind of in a dead end

1759
01:15:14,550 --> 01:15:14,660
again.

1760
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,620
So you'll have to kind of head back out.

1761
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:20,960
Okay.

1762
01:15:21,590 --> 01:15:23,620
Let's go to La Basement.

1763
01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:25,380
La Basement

1764
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,140
in France-ylvania.

1765
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:29,240
In France-ylvania.

1766
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:29,820
Is it spooky?

1767
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,700
So when you first enter the basement, no, it's not
spooky at all.

1768
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:45,240
It is a typical, it's a typical like a cellar area
or maybe not cellar is the right word, but kind of
like a storage room.

1769
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,520
So it's cool, but it's well lit.

1770
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,260
There are candles.

1771
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:54,400
You can see there are rows of wine bottles, you
know, stacked up.

1772
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,200
There are kegs.

1773
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,440
This is kind of like the general overflow space.

1774
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,460
of the kitchen.

1775
01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:06,460
All right.

1776
01:16:06,530 --> 01:16:08,280
Well, let's look for your friend.

1777
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:09,780
All right.

1778
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:14,280
There are on the left or right kind of hallways

1779
01:16:14,390 --> 01:16:15,820
that you can choose to go down.

1780
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:19,460
That's all left.

1781
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:20,340
All right.

1782
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:22,820
All right.

1783
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:23,960
Stomp, stomp, stomp.

1784
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:26,880
All right.

1785
01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:27,340
Hold on.

1786
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:36,640
as you go around uh the the staircase you notice
that or on either side of the hallway

1787
01:16:37,070 --> 01:16:39,700
uh you notice the stairs go deeper kind of

1788
01:16:41,990 --> 01:16:47,120
are angled they're steep is what i meant the floor
is kind of dipping down uh is my point

1789
01:16:47,510 --> 01:16:52,480
um and you're getting a little bit a little bit
lower underground um the lights are starting to

1790
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,660
dim just slightly. This is a

1791
01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:56,740
less used area of the

1792
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,680
basement. This is kind of like the family's

1793
01:16:58,710 --> 01:17:00,480
long-term storage, so like furniture,

1794
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,100
big dressers

1795
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:04,900
and armoires covered in sheets.

1796
01:17:05,940 --> 01:17:06,460
It's very

1797
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,540
dusty in here.

1798
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,600
There's a stack

1799
01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:11,360
of paintings

1800
01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:14,540
kind of like with a sheet just generally

1801
01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:15,960
over them. These are old paintings

1802
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,540
that are no longer in use

1803
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:19,000
in the house.

1804
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:22,460
All right, let's soldier on. I don't see

1805
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,520
lady I will hear either.

1806
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:25,780
I don't know why she would be in this basement,

1807
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:27,860
but at this point,

1808
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:29,860
we're too far along.

1809
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:31,680
Gotta keep going.

1810
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:32,680
You know what I'm saying?

1811
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of

1812
01:17:36,380 --> 01:17:37,520
spooky down here, don't you think?

1813
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:38,880
A little bit.

1814
01:17:39,940 --> 01:17:41,720
It's a little dusty, but it is a basement.

1815
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:43,920
That's true.

1816
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:45,480
Basements are pretty spooky and dusty.

1817
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:47,780
Okay.

1818
01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:50,100
Have you

1819
01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:51,660
stay there for just a second.

1820
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,080
Go ahead and roll.

1821
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,000
We're going to have you just roll twice in a row.

1822
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:57,220
Okay.

1823
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:57,900
Squish.

1824
01:17:59,140 --> 01:17:59,500
Squish.

1825
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:00,020
Yeah, sorry.

1826
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:04,300
A two.

1827
01:18:04,940 --> 01:18:05,340
All right.

1828
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,020
And a three.

1829
01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:13,400
Two.

1830
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:14,260
Three.

1831
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:20,100
You have now reached a part of the garden that is...

1832
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:25,900
There's been lights and torches and stuff kind of
lighting your way at this time.

1833
01:18:26,050 --> 01:18:29,920
And you notice that the torches are getting
further and further out.

1834
01:18:30,030 --> 01:18:32,520
So it's a little bit darker and dimmer to see.

1835
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:36,460
In this particular section that you're at, it's
kind of a long and narrow way.

1836
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,880
It's like a long hallway of one exit.

1837
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:45,560
And above you, you see someone moving.

1838
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:52,400
You see a dark shadow kind of cross, and you hear a
branch kind of click.

1839
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:53,680
I'm going to run.

1840
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:55,960
Squish runs.

1841
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:58,760
Squish runs.

1842
01:18:58,940 --> 01:19:01,900
Roll your finesse just to see how well you catch up
to this person.

1843
01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:05,860
I don't know what my finesse is, and I'm not in this
scene.

1844
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,700
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1845
01:19:08,930 --> 01:19:11,640
Let me put you back in the basement.

1846
01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:12,780
I'll just have you roll from there.

1847
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:16,360
Basement.

1848
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:19,520
You should be able to pull up your character sheet
from the sidebar too.

1849
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,180
Oh, I didn't think about that.

1850
01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:22,700
Yeah.

1851
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,540
But you are in there now.

1852
01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:25,940
Get out of here.

1853
01:19:25,970 --> 01:19:26,600
You're not in here.

1854
01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:27,720
You're in some stupid hedge maze.

1855
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:32,560
A five.

1856
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:33,940
Okay.

1857
01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:37,900
So you're very, very close on the heels of this
person.

1858
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,120
And you can tell a couple of things.

1859
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:44,160
One, that they are, it's someone smaller than you.

1860
01:19:44,290 --> 01:19:45,780
And what I mean by that is it's a woman.

1861
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:46,580
They're shorter.

1862
01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:50,600
They're not as tall, not as wide.

1863
01:19:50,670 --> 01:19:52,180
You can tell it's a feminine shape.

1864
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:57,560
You also can hear the swishing of her dress as
she's running down this hedge mage.

1865
01:19:58,220 --> 01:19:59,480
Can I just yell, like, stop?

1866
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,500
I'm not going to hurt you?

1867
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:01,660
Yeah, absolutely.

1868
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:02,620
Talk to me.

1869
01:20:03,740 --> 01:20:04,740
I am not an enemy.

1870
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,100
She doesn't respond.

1871
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:12,240
But she continues running past the maze.

1872
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,600
And I'll say this as well.

1873
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:18,560
You can kind of see where she moves in the darkness.

1874
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,540
Like there's enough of light that you can see if
she goes left or if she goes right.

1875
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,340
So you can kind of like stay on top of her.

1876
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,880
Yeah, I'm still following her.

1877
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,780
Yeah, you're following her through the hedge
maze.

1878
01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:31,700
Back in the basement.

1879
01:20:32,050 --> 01:20:36,060
You guys have three areas you can choose from,
either forward, left, or right.

1880
01:20:38,020 --> 01:20:38,800
Which would you like to do?

1881
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,500
Patches and chuckles.

1882
01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:46,960
I think go straight

1883
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:50,580
We are

1884
01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:54,800
Alright

1885
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,880
You get to the kind of like

1886
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,600
I would say final chamber

1887
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,260
But before you is a locked door

1888
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,260
The room that you're in is a storage room

1889
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,420
If you start looking around

1890
01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:12,220
You notice that it's a very particular type of
storage room

1891
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:13,420
Is it for bones?

1892
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,000
No, it's not for bones.

1893
01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:17,860
Sex toys?

1894
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:20,040
It's dark and it's dim,

1895
01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:21,740
but as you guys kind of

1896
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,340
light a lantern or something,

1897
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,680
you see that it

1898
01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:27,540
looks like a bedroom.

1899
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,940
Like, there's a bed,

1900
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,720
a four-poster bed.

1901
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:34,860
There seems to be

1902
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:35,580
toys.

1903
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,140
There's

1904
01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:41,000
blankets

1905
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,420
on the floor. It's like a pink

1906
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,100
sort of room. It's a bedroom.

1907
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:47,840
It's a dusty, young girl bedroom.

1908
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,060
A young girl.

1909
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:50,600
Patches.

1910
01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:53,960
Yeah, this is a little weird, isn't it, bud?

1911
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:54,760
Yeah.

1912
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:56,620
Do you want to attune for ghosts?

1913
01:21:58,300 --> 01:21:58,820
Oh, yeah.

1914
01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:00,820
I mean, you always have that ability.

1915
01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:01,340
All for ghosts.

1916
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:02,180
Yeah.

1917
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:04,880
Hold on.

1918
01:22:06,220 --> 01:22:06,680
Thanks.

1919
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:06,920
Thanks.

1920
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:10,760
What happened?

1921
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:18,400
Sorry, the whole thing is just going real slow on
my end for some reason.

1922
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,540
Like every time I click something, it takes like a
minute to go through.

1923
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:26,640
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

1924
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:32,780
Even scrolling is taking forever.

1925
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:52,920
so patches the feeling that what you realize is
that there's no ghosts currently in this room

1926
01:22:53,980 --> 01:23:02,800
However, you can feel just immense weight, kind
of like a residual darkness.

1927
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:08,580
If you've ever lifted a very, very heavy weight
and you've strained your muscle the next day,

1928
01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:10,540
it's the memory of that weight.

1929
01:23:10,630 --> 01:23:13,180
And that's kind of what you are feeling right now.

1930
01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:21,080
Not a ghost itself, but a very, very dark presence
and that residual weight of that presence.

1931
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,320
Juckles, I'm feeling pretty, pretty weighty.

1932
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,360
Okay, not sure how to take that.

1933
01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:33,800
I don't know either, but I feel bloated.

1934
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,100
I don't like this.

1935
01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:37,000
You like it?

1936
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,060
No, I don't like this.

1937
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:39,720
Something's wrong.

1938
01:23:41,140 --> 01:23:42,240
Well, I do.

1939
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:46,060
There's no ghost, but there's something wrong
with this room.

1940
01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:50,800
Well, that door over there, I can just tell it's
locked.

1941
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,840
How about I just go ahead and unlock it?

1942
01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:57,320
I think whatever we do to get us out of this place as
soon as possible

1943
01:23:57,470 --> 01:23:59,200
will probably be the best course of action.

1944
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:01,700
So don't open it.

1945
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,300
Can you tinker the door?

1946
01:24:03,540 --> 01:24:04,200
No, tinker the door.

1947
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,240
Let's get your friend to get out of here.

1948
01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:07,060
Okay.

1949
01:24:07,980 --> 01:24:08,240
All right.

1950
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:09,700
She can't be safe in this place.

1951
01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:10,980
This can't be good.

1952
01:24:13,020 --> 01:24:14,220
Well, yeah, I hope she's not in here.

1953
01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:15,240
I hadn't even thought of that.

1954
01:24:15,430 --> 01:24:16,100
I had given up.

1955
01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:18,080
I should.

1956
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:22,920
Well, no, I meant that, like, I just, my curiosity
is getting the better of me.

1957
01:24:23,290 --> 01:24:24,480
No, no, no, no, I still care.

1958
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:25,180
I'm just so wrapped up in this adventure.

1959
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:25,680
No.

1960
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:27,700
I misspoke.

1961
01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:28,340
I'm so wrapped up.

1962
01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:29,260
I'm surprised.

1963
01:24:29,470 --> 01:24:30,080
Okay, all right.

1964
01:24:30,290 --> 01:24:31,180
No, no, no, retcon.

1965
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:32,960
I hadn't given up.

1966
01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:38,500
I just find it very surprising that you, that Lady
Iho would continue going deeper and deeper into
this basement.

1967
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:40,680
But I need to make sure she's not down here.

1968
01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:46,280
So, yes, let's open this door with my tinkering
skills.

1969
01:24:50,180 --> 01:24:50,720
take her away

1970
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,140
take her

1971
01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:55,540
I'll stand guard

1972
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,300
with your tinkering skills

1973
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:05,220
you

1974
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,260
easily open the door

1975
01:25:08,940 --> 01:25:10,620
meanwhile back in the garden

1976
01:25:12,500 --> 01:25:14,679
Squish you have followed this character

1977
01:25:16,540 --> 01:25:20,120
through this maze and you get to the very, very end

1978
01:25:21,050 --> 01:25:26,340
and you realize, let me just go ahead and
eliminate this real quick.

1979
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:27,380
One sec.

1980
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:32,320
Sorry.

1981
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:52,680
all right you see it yeah uh you get all the way in
there and you realize it's evelyn

1982
01:25:53,640 --> 01:26:00,639
standing there she's shaking what are you doing
she goes i i don't know what happened i just

1983
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,220
I almost saw it all of a sudden

1984
01:26:03,270 --> 01:26:04,500
I was in this hedge maze

1985
01:26:04,970 --> 01:26:07,600
and there was someone chasing me and yelling at me

1986
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,760
and now I don't know how I even got in here

1987
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,880
sorry about that that was me

1988
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:14,660
but I'm not gonna hurt you

1989
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:16,060
you promise?

1990
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:18,020
yeah you know me

1991
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:19,420
you sure?

1992
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:21,940
yeah we went out to dinner

1993
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:25,580
as you take a step forward

1994
01:26:25,790 --> 01:26:29,020
you realize you're standing kind of in the middle
of the hedge maze

1995
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:33,260
There's a very round token in the middle.

1996
01:26:33,290 --> 01:26:36,660
And she goes, you're always so reliable, Squish.

1997
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:38,620
I really appreciate it.

1998
01:26:38,620 --> 01:26:40,980
I'm so glad you're not here to hurt me.

1999
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,160
Unfortunately, I can't say the same about myself.

2000
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:54,240
And before you can react or before you get an
answer, you feel a sharp pain on the back of your
neck.

2001
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:58,280
someone has hit you with a tranquilizing gun,

2002
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:00,380
and you very quickly pass out.

2003
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,280
Say goodbye to Squish Case.

2004
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:06,880
If only he hadn't just dove into that maze.

2005
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,560
I'm sure we're fine, though.

2006
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:10,920
We're in a dusty old basement.

2007
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,080
No one can get us down here.

2008
01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:14,060
Sex dungeon.

2009
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,540
Whoops, sorry, wrong one.

2010
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:17,240
No.

2011
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:18,080
Sex dungeon.

2012
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,000
When you tinker yourself into the room,

2013
01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:29,880
patches and chuckles, all that is revealed
before you is a dark room.

2014
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,340
Oh, creepy.

2015
01:27:32,690 --> 01:27:33,860
Yeah, you're a little creepy.

2016
01:27:34,190 --> 01:27:39,440
You step forward and the door behind you slams
shut.

2017
01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:40,120
Oh, great.

2018
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:44,360
A light illuminates within the room.

2019
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:45,400
Oh, great.

2020
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:50,800
And there is a circle of five or six other people
wearing dark robes.

2021
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:51,140
Great.

2022
01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:53,140
Their heads are not covered.

2023
01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:56,160
Some of these people you have recognized from the
party.

2024
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,800
You see they were previous party goers.

2025
01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:01,360
Madame Bouquet is also there.

2026
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,120
And Tasman Mazaran is also standing there.

2027
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,500
How did he get in?

2028
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,460
He doesn't have a...

2029
01:28:08,140 --> 01:28:09,420
He didn't have an invite.

2030
01:28:09,860 --> 01:28:11,340
I nudge patches.

2031
01:28:16,100 --> 01:28:16,960
That's your lady.

2032
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:20,320
She looks like a fox, doesn't she?

2033
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:24,080
She looks like she's got some great A stompers on
her.

2034
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,240
But there's no Lady High Hill.

2035
01:28:27,980 --> 01:28:28,800
No Lady High Hill.

2036
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:29,180
Okay.

2037
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:35,780
Hey, have you guys seen a great, big, pink, hot
demon mama?

2038
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:40,040
Yeah, my friends were looking for her.

2039
01:28:40,660 --> 01:28:42,620
I swear, we think she went to the bathroom.

2040
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:43,400
Is that down here?

2041
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:44,980
Yeah, you guys, yeah.

2042
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:53,700
Matt and Bouquet kind of stares forward, not
amused by your funny question.

2043
01:28:53,770 --> 01:28:58,720
She goes, you know, the thing I really appreciate
about you is your consistency.

2044
01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:04,160
Give a man a dark basement to go down, and they just
keep going down there,

2045
01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:07,460
never stopping to think, maybe I shouldn't be in
the basement.

2046
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:09,600
Well, yeah.

2047
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:12,740
Looking for somebody.

2048
01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:17,980
And not only that, there was no real signs telling
us not to.

2049
01:29:18,030 --> 01:29:19,860
If you didn't want us down here, you should have
said something.

2050
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:21,540
That's true.

2051
01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:27,980
Look, I don't really want to get into this, all
that.

2052
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:31,720
We do have Lady Highhill, and we'll be happy to
return her.

2053
01:29:31,910 --> 01:29:33,620
We also have your friend Squish.

2054
01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:35,020
Who?

2055
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:35,860
Tarquish.

2056
01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:38,640
I thought he went back to the boat.

2057
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,780
I thought he went back to the boat, too.

2058
01:29:42,780 --> 01:29:45,520
Just give us Neelix and we'll give them both back.

2059
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:47,680
Wait, what?

2060
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:51,780
Give us Neelix and we'll give you back your
girlfriend.

2061
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:53,000
Wait, do you have Evelyn?

2062
01:29:53,010 --> 01:29:53,980
And we'll give you back your friend.

2063
01:29:54,620 --> 01:29:55,220
What's a Neelix?

2064
01:29:55,290 --> 01:29:56,100
I don't have a Neelix.

2065
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:03,680
I have several ghosts, but none of this Neelix you
talk about.

2066
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:05,000
Yeah, you guys want a Hotman?

2067
01:30:05,310 --> 01:30:06,340
I think we can give you a Hotman.

2068
01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:08,260
I'll give you a Hotman, all right.

2069
01:30:08,660 --> 01:30:09,820
I like this fucking place down.

2070
01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:16,000
give us Neelix and we'll release your friends

2071
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:18,180
give me Ed

2072
01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:20,700
hail the junk fort boys

2073
01:30:21,270 --> 01:30:22,780
in the night they roam

2074
01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:24,860
at pegs solving woes

2075
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,280
with fire and explode

2076
01:30:28,180 --> 01:30:28,900
with a clash

2077
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,740
and a crash and a twist of fate

2078
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,720
explosions mark the hours

2079
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:33,860
never late

2080
01:30:38,659 --> 01:30:39,860
never late

2081
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:50,180
Yeah, you guys ever heard of that Baja Blast?

2082
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:52,440
I love Baja Blast.

2083
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,040
I love the Baja Blast.

2084
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,880
You're going to keep saying it like that to get a
reaction?

2085
01:30:58,280 --> 01:30:59,100
I just did.

2086
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:10,440
laughter

2087
01:31:28,770 --> 01:31:29,120
laughter


