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Hail the Junk Fort Boys, in the night they roam at bay, solving woes with fire and sloat.

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With a clash and a crash and a twist of fate, explosions mark the hours never late.

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Hello and welcome to the Junk Fort Boys, an actual play RPG podcast set in the blades in the dark system and universe.

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Featuring three gutter snipes who rose from the streets of duskfall to a junk fort in the sky,

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a junk barge in the sewers, and now a junk ship on the seas.

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or waiting in the port full of ghosts, interns, and probably parking tickets.

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I'm Tiger. I play the character Jarl Zander Doubleday,

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Juggles for short, the Ds are silent,

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a tinkerer with an onion in the guts,

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fixer machine with a knack for the nuts.

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And a fun fact about Juggles this week is that

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although he tinkers and fixes many things,

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he's kind of always wanted to be an inventor.

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And so far, none of his inventions have worked.

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I thought the speakers were pretty good.

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Didn't we get plans for those?

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That's true.

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You did purchase the plans for those.

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But you did make the talkie walkies.

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Maybe I did.

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So maybe that was Juckle's first invention.

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Thanks for noticing, guys.

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And they're terrible.

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They're connected by string.

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At all.

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They are a pair of Dixie Cups connected by string.

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They've always worked without.

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There's never been a problem.

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Connected with the string.

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Yeah, their string goes out the door.

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I don't know how you get it.

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I don't know where you get all your string from.

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It's amazing.

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But it's canon because we said it.

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I don't know.

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I just feel like we've never had a problem with the talking walkies.

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And you guys are just throwing me under the bus for, you know, sport.

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and you know what?

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Juckles is fed up with it.

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Second fun fact,

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he's done with your shit.

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Second fun fact, he loves bus diving.

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We toss him under the short bus.

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I mean, that hurts just as much.

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It was supposed to.

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Well, thank you for sharing.

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You're wonderful.

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You guys are great friends.

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My name is Andy.

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play tarquish squish sunder um i still i will never remember my my intro uh something something

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boom boom sauce and i think they're in a cauldron somewhere there but squish's fact for the day is

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he actually doesn't like the nickname squish wow he just goes with it because someone called him

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that when he was a kid and what did he do

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in his pants?

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He was getting hazed in the

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kitchen.

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You know, he's the new guy and they just

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called him Squish.

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it's stuck.

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But he doesn't

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like it.

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What does he want to be called?

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Yeah, what would he prefer?

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He would prefer Tarquish

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Thunder. That's a really long name.

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We're not saying that every time.

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So is Tarquish Sunder his full name or like Christian name, surname?

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Or is it like one full name, a double barrel name?

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No, his first name is Tarquish.

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Second name, Sunder.

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Family name is Sunder.

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But he just wants to be called his full name by everybody, right?

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Yeah, all the time.

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Yeah, you would prefer to be called Tarquish Sunder.

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It's like Jon Bon Jovi.

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Does anyone call him just Jon?

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No.

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No, he's Jon Bon Jovi.

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What's Jon Bon Jovi's middle name?

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If we knew that, then that would be what this was.

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I assume it's Bon.

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It is Bon.

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Oh.

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I didn't think about that.

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I heard he patches.

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What do you got?

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I.

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I be patches.

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The pirate be.

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I am out of fun facts.

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Let me see what I've got here.

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I've got them written down.

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I told you I like pies, right?

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Father gave me my first drink.

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Yep, yep.

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Did I tell you my father was murdered by Captain Fitzglide?

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Yeah.

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You also told us in session last week.

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Right?

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Yeah, I did.

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Well, kind of.

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Have I told you about...

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Have I told you about...

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You said you got your coat from a cult.

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I told you about Upskirt Kurt.

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What? No.

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No, no, no. We'll talk about Upskirt Kurt

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later.

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What about Smitty?

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No, we don't know

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about Smitty. Tell us about Smitty.

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Tell us another tragic figure from your childhood.

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Smitty might be

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the most important

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person in my life.

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Smitty.

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What about us?

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Well, you know, after you guys.

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I'm talking, we're

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three-dimensional right now.

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Well, that's why

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he basically was my Uncle Schlock.

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Is that the brand of whiskey?

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Smitty? No,

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Smitty was a man.

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Smitty was the man.

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Smitty, I think you might have met him once.

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He's all known by everyone.

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He's a short man,

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red hat, sideburns,

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always wears sandals.

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Santa Claus? No, no.

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He wore blue and sandals.

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No, no, Smitty.

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I could be getting his name wrong.

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Smitty?

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Is he on the ship with us?

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No, he's not on the ship with us.

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Smitty and I don't talk right now.

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But Smitty, after me father, you know, left and me mother joined a cult.

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I told you about the cult, right?

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With the quilts.

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I thought she died.

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Yeah, I thought she died.

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She was lost at sea by the cult.

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Yeah, she was lost at sea.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, she abandoned us earlier to go to the cult.

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My history is very convoluted right now.

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Are you talking about Mr. Smee?

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No, Smitty.

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Smitty was the man who hired me on my first boat

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before I went to working for Captain Vitslod.

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He really took a shine to me and took me under his wing.

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And, you know, he was...

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Let me go this way, lads.

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He wasn't the captain of the ship.

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He was...

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Well, you know how we honorably made ourselves cabin men?

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He was more like the cabin chief.

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Like,

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it was really top-notch.

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Really all over the place.

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He was in charge of the cabin boys?

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He was the king to the cabin boys.

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It was legendary.

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I mean, he had...

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Buddy and I had a falling out

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because I went and joined

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Captain Fitzkite's crew.

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But yeah, Schmitty.

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Couldn't go...

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I'm surprised I brought him up.

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Was he on that other boat we attacked?

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No.

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and pulled the pants down to the captain?

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I sure narrowed it a little French guy.

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I went running to Smitty a long time ago

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if he was on that board.

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Yeah.

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Or this is not all of our first time

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hearing about it.

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Well, you know,

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Smitty.

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Oh, man, you are.

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You keep saying that.

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Ah, Smitty.

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I was talking about Smitty.

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Ah, Smitty.

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Surely I've talked about Smitty.

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I used to get drinks with him every Tuesday.

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That's Smitty.

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yeah Smitty Tuesdays that's what we called him

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yeah

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he was he was my first

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true employer

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you know so

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no it's a Smitty yeah just Smitty

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I couldn't I just couldn't I couldn't

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I can't believe I haven't thought about that man in a while

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Smitty to Smitty

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cabin chief

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well thank you for sharing

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I Bridget I play

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all of the other characters

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and my fun fact about our many characters is about our little ghost Rodney.

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I know we haven't talked about him very much because you had just,

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but briefly with him before you had the next session start.

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But Rodney is one of the zombie boys that you shot in the butt and killed.

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Well, he shot in the butt and did not recover from his wounds

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and became a zombie and then you guys freed him from that unfortunate service.

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But now he's a ghost.

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But now he's a ghost serving on your ship.

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He's your second intern.

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Congratulations.

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You guys are a fledgling business.

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Rodney's always wanted to do something big with his life.

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He has that secret desire to always do something big.

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Becoming a ghost has certainly put a crimp in those plans.

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But I think Rodney's going to make it big someday.

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He's got big aspirations, big desires.

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And his, yeah, Rodney's brother's name is Totney.

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Just as a fun fact.

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We did know that one, though.

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Yes, you did know that.

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And also his brother was one of the other children who died.

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It's still fun.

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Still fun.

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It's still a fact.

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Still factual.

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Oh, so Totney can come and hunt us down.

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Yeah, Totney definitely is alive.

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Totney could be an unresolved plot point, yes.

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Oh, we didn't kill Totney?

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Totney is left open for use.

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I'm excited for that.

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let him come and try

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shoot him in his other butt

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yeah

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the lockport legend

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it's not a party till something burns

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explosive reveals

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can you

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oh there is

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a traitor the whole time

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squish and lady high heel were tied up

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chuckles and patches had to do something

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cult members were closing in

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Lady Bouquet released her demonic plant that threatened to eat everyone.

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Lady High Hill was tied up with plants.

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Chuckles bravely jumped to her rescue and cut her down.

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Patches released Hotman.

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Hotman fumbled in the beginning, but the fumble ended up allowing Squish to burn off his bindings and begin blasting.

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He hit Evelyn several times, but nothing seemed to faze her.

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He quickly made some boom-boom sauce and took Taz Mazaran out of the picture.

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Patches inhaled some toxic fumes.

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He elucidated his dear papa, who told him to step up, be a man, and get to work.

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Patches used his hook to take down some cult members.

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In the end, the group was able to escape, and then the house blew up.

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Same picture.

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But spontaneous domestic combustion aside, what is next for our crew?

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Evelyn knows who they are, where they are, and more importantly, that they have Neelix.

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Lady High Hill is now on board.

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What will she think of the floating hunk of junk in its crew?

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And what if Squish, who earlier had found love for the pink demon?

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It's time for some relaxation, some breathing room, and some time to reflect before the final act comes into play.

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00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,600
Quit reminding him he's in love with my wife.

269
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:04,660
You're not married.

270
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:06,420
We will be.

271
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,280
You don't know that.

272
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,280
As soon as I make enough money to tinker a ring.

273
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,980
You don't need to make money to tinker a ring.

274
00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:15,820
Okay.

275
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:20,700
Oh, before we forget, just to make sure I write it down.

276
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:24,280
You guys did get XP from the sessions from before.

277
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,080
So this is like the last three together.

278
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:27,900
Squish, you got six.

279
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:33,900
One survey, one from maze solving, one prowl, one hunt, one finesse, one explode.

280
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,060
Patches, you have four.

281
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,720
One attune, one command, two wreck.

282
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,720
Chuckles, you also have four.

283
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,800
Two from survey, one tinkering door, and two wreck.

284
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,760
I got to start paying attention to the vengeful too.

285
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:50,900
Yeah.

286
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,360
wait so we didn't blow the house up

287
00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,800
the house just blowed up

288
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,320
you released Hotman and then

289
00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,200
you know there was a lot of gas

290
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,860
kind of released at the end

291
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,480
so you know

292
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,500
a lot of gas

293
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,260
a lot of hot gas

294
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,960
you know and Hotman

295
00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:09,620
you know once

296
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,340
something starts burning I mean

297
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:13,880
it's gonna explode

298
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,480
that's just the way it is

299
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:17,840
did we get

300
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,399
did we get Hotman back

301
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,500
no he didn't come back he's a free agent now

302
00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:29,900
you guys have let him not to tell you what to do or anything but what you have done in the past is

303
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:39,080
you let him loose eventually he comes home the next day you know a little hungover hat in his hand

304
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:46,539
you know like a sad dad you know like a stray hamster yeah he's like he's just like a bad

305
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:54,940
have it you just can't drop he'll he'll come back around um but uh yes yeah i'm sure this time for

306
00:12:55,040 --> 00:13:00,740
sure you won't find him on the street when he needs when he needs money and shelter he'll that's

307
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:10,599
when he'll come back uh yes so you uh wake up the next morning uh to a city still slightly smoldering

308
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:20,940
The night was busy with sirens and with people yelling as one of the nicest houses in the district burned.

309
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:29,760
You guys came home late from the party with Lady High Hill, whom you very thankfully gave her a nice bed.

310
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,220
Not the captain's quarters. That's where you guys are bunking.

311
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,720
You gave her a nice bed below deck.

312
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,880
And today is her first day on board.

313
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,500
And it's the early morning.

314
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,260
Good morning.

315
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,820
Should we leave?

316
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,240
Did we get healed?

317
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,660
That's what I need to know.

318
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,980
Because I got like one more thing and then I'm done.

319
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,960
You did not heal yet.

320
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,040
You're not here yet.

321
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,180
So you guys have some downtime at this point.

322
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,060
If you have healing, some characters would of course love to talk to you.

323
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,400
But yeah, you guys have a little bit of freedom.

324
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,720
The captain, Adric Fitzclyde, is on deck.

325
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,180
Lady High Hill's sleeping in.

326
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,640
You know, she's used to sleeping in past, you know, nine or ten or so.

327
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:24,280
And she goes, sees the three of you stumbling out of the bunk, the captain's corner, and goes,

328
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:24,880
Ah, ladies!

329
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:27,240
Good night, was it?

330
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,580
It was a night.

331
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,860
It was, yeah, involved.

332
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:42,980
well thanks for giving us a lot of details uh you mind uh explaining that

333
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:49,740
and behind him he points behind him into the city and there's just like a ball of dissipating smoke

334
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:56,080
uh that's kind of slowing yeah yeah that happened and then you guys just came rushing home like

335
00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:03,339
20 minutes later didn't really want to talk or anything just no everyone's uh okay out there

336
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,720
Well you see that wasn't our fault

337
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,460
It was not

338
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,160
Definitely not

339
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,500
And also it had nothing to do with us

340
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,480
And we didn't do it and if we did it wasn't illegal

341
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,040
Also if you see a hot man

342
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:17,780
Let us know

343
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:18,340
He's

344
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,460
You're expecting hot men to come back in any minute

345
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,560
He's pretty upset

346
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,320
And outrageous right now

347
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,240
I'll prepare him a foot bath

348
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,439
I guess you will

349
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,540
All right, where's Tawny?

350
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:35,220
Tawny!

351
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,320
So Tawny had been left outside.

352
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,200
Yeah, he had been left outside the gates.

353
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,800
Waiting for you guys to call him should you need him.

354
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,680
So this is what his night looked like.

355
00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:56,700
It was pretty long and pretty quiet in that little bush he was cramped in.

356
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,820
But he stayed dutifully waiting for you.

357
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,820
And then he saw you guys running, just running down the street.

358
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,920
And he came out of the bush to say something.

359
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880
And then the house blew up.

360
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:18,040
So Tawny appears on deck, face still kind of just covered in a light layer of ash, bald head and all.

361
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,160
Oh, good, your hair.

362
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:24,500
I have got a twisted ankle from an awesome kick and a bloody note and a ton of stress.

363
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,360
Can you help me out?

364
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:27,660
What?

365
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:28,800
What, with everything?

366
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,720
You know, whatever you can do.

367
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:32,820
Let me see.

368
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:34,900
Take a look at you.

369
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,020
I can't help you with the stress.

370
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,100
That's on you, son.

371
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,700
But I can give you a little bit of help on the healing.

372
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:42,880
Oh, no.

373
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,880
Captain getting rid of his stress means he's going to get hammered.

374
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,040
Oh, great.

375
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,980
And then he's going to be real fun.

376
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,280
Or read a book.

377
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,040
Either way, we're fucked.

378
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,460
Come here.

379
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,600
Let me take a look at you.

380
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,580
so Brandon you're going to go ahead and roll

381
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,020
let's see

382
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,000
your insight

383
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,339
and you're going to get a plus one for Tawny

384
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,439
assisting you

385
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:16,680
yes

386
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:19,380
nice

387
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,140
sorry

388
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:23,720
notes here

389
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,720
I found notes

390
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,039
from like our first session

391
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:29,820
that was pretty fun

392
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,440
any good notes?

393
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,440
no I'm using them for scrap paper now

394
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:40,960
but

395
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,780
I'm using the back side

396
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,540
you know it was fun

397
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:47,560
sorry

398
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:50,160
I don't have any good notes from our first session

399
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,739
okay yeah so you can

400
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,740
you can go ahead and reduce your healing

401
00:17:59,720 --> 00:17:59,880
reduce

402
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:01,580
you got six

403
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,340
hold on sorry

404
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,260
session three I have

405
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,440
or session four I have Dawn of the Poop Shoot

406
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
that is valuable

407
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,400
that is a really good

408
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:16,840
name for us too

409
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,440
yeah so Brainy you can go ahead and reduce

410
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,860
reduce both those harms

411
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,280
they're both level one so you can go ahead and reduce it

412
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,319
but that is not going to reduce your stress

413
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,400
okay and then what about the trauma

414
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,060
that's part of the stress

415
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,480
okay just making sure

416
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:32,420
yeah

417
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,300
okay so just to delete the

418
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,020
yeah so

419
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,120
everything would lower by one

420
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,180
but since they're already on one they disappear

421
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:42,600
okay so

422
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,100
Tony pulls you aside and he goes

423
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,660
so uh you guys just

424
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,820
you ditched me last night

425
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,320
what no

426
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,020
no we said we'd get you if we needed you

427
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,719
and you were doing lookout

428
00:18:55,940 --> 00:19:00,680
also yeah i mean i looked out we were supposed to have a signal or something i was expecting i don't

429
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:07,040
know like a squawking bird or uh tawny you were safer where you were at because let me tell you

430
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:13,340
there was a black like tall monstrous looking thing with white eyes and it was terrifying you

431
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:17,380
didn't want to be a part of that we were running for our dear lives and to be fair i don't did you

432
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,899
guys expect that place to blow up like a day because i really didn't this time no i did not

433
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:24,180
I cut the head off of a plant

434
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,280
He did we were very impressed

435
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,080
Did you keep it?

436
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:31,240
No it burned up

437
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,240
No

438
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,740
That could have been useful

439
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,500
Could have been

440
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,020
For what?

441
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:38,780
I didn't think about that

442
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:39,400
Where were you?

443
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,480
Why did you tell me this?

444
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,660
Because by the time I noticed that you guys had run off

445
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,040
Literally two seconds later the whole house exploded

446
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,160
And then I went and saw Hotman

447
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,019
He just like disappeared into town

448
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,500
wait where is he

449
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,280
he disappeared into town

450
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,000
I don't know

451
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,560
I had to walk all the way back by myself

452
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:01,540
I mean

453
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,540
you guys went that way

454
00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:05,100
and he went that way

455
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,240
it was a pretty crazy night

456
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,900
and we were over there

457
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:09,880
when that happened

458
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,060
would you follow a demon

459
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,380
in the throes of his addiction

460
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,060
laughing maniacally

461
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,500
if I knew who he was

462
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,159
then yes

463
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,060
I'm pretty sure the last time I saw

464
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,700
Tani he definitely like burnt

465
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,240
my ship or whatever I was doing up

466
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:30,640
Hotman

467
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:31,000
yeah

468
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,720
last time I saw him he was definitely burning things

469
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,680
and that's all it always does

470
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,360
that's all he does is burn things

471
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,720
I know he was on such a good track to become

472
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,880
a productive member of society

473
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,260
and then

474
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:46,100
he relapsed

475
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,920
we tried to stop him but he would not

476
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:49,639
listen to reason

477
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,760
I gave him so much encouragement

478
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,460
yeah I kind of provoked him

479
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:54,700
too

480
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,400
we needed out of there there was a lot of shit going down

481
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,400
we needed to get the fuck out of there and I was throwing

482
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,440
everything I had

483
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,960
but at what cost

484
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:04,640
at what cost

485
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,180
well we burned down a garden

486
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,200
to be fair I don't think we've ever burned down a garden before

487
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:10,700
so

488
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,180
the checklist we should start checking

489
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:17,500
while you're

490
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,059
talking about this

491
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,760
Tawny is going around and he's like

492
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,280
holding your nose up and back, clearing your

493
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,400
bloody nose and wrapping your

494
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,500
ankles. So he's talking to you while he does this.

495
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,400
What about you two? You guys okay?

496
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,300
I'm pretty good.

497
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,540
I'm beat up pretty good.

498
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:38,740
You're kind of

499
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,380
I imagine that at this point you are beat up

500
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,360
pretty good. You know, you're just like

501
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,380
your nice suits kind of ripped. You're just

502
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,400
kind of like, I'm beat up.

503
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,860
We were in a nice suit kind of situation, weren't we?

504
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,780
Yeah, we were pretty fly for a little while there.

505
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,020
Are you still wearing your suit?

506
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,160
Yeah, it's in tatters.

507
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,780
The organs are knocked.

508
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,680
Yeah, I also slept in it, so it's also wrinkled.

509
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:05,900
Thank you for noticing.

510
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,040
And yeah, my organs got knocked.

511
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:14,920
I am covered in plant acid, and I'm a sad boy.

512
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,120
Why are you a sad boy?

513
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:19,720
I don't remember.

514
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,540
Probably some lady slapped me.

515
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,100
That sounds accurate.

516
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,560
Probably deserved it.

517
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:26,980
Well, here.

518
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,360
Let me see what I can do.

519
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,560
I didn't really ask.

520
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,440
If you want to do some healing,

521
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,520
you can go ahead and roll your resolve,

522
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,240
and you'll get a plus one from Tawny,

523
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,020
and then you have your own plus one,

524
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,740
so it'd be plus two.

525
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,780
Oh, yeah, because Physiker or whatever.

526
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,220
yeah so resolve

527
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:49,660
plus two

528
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,020
okay so it's that four so yeah you can reduce

529
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,400
uh the sad boy would go down that one

530
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,680
all right see a sad boy

531
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,560
yeah plan acid splash would be another point

532
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,800
and then not to me organs would go down too so you could just erase that as well

533
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,059
all right

534
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,280
to kind of like fix your

535
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,420
stuff he like goes around

536
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:21,200
you because your organs are all knocked around

537
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,380
and he kind of just like puts his hand on like

538
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,220
one part of your chest

539
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,780
and on your stomach and just gives you a quick like

540
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:27,480
shake

541
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:30,440
shakes your organs

542
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,260
did you ever get all the glass out of your foot?

543
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,680
yeah and yes

544
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,140
in the various parts of my body I did get rid of the glass

545
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,140
okay

546
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,640
now you jostle my organs

547
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,459
you could use some

548
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:47,740
bed you could work on your bedside man or tawny i know you're in training it's all right and then

549
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:53,000
you know you had you had your acid splash he just takes some like just like a little bit of like a

550
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:58,320
little rag and like you know kind of like wipes your face and for sad boy he looks around and he's

551
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:04,900
like um oh wait they gave this to me in training hold on uh and he pulls out a little lollipop

552
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:10,399
and hands it to you the safety pop that has like it's not a stick it's like a little loop uh

553
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,020
Yeah.

554
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,580
Here you go for hearing a sad boy.

555
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,100
Wow.

556
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,420
This is great.

557
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:19,860
Thank you.

558
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:21,540
I feel much better now.

559
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,960
You're welcome.

560
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,540
I take back all the mean things I said about you.

561
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,940
Well, I've got some news for you guys, too.

562
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,740
I got my acceptance letter yesterday.

563
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,500
What do you mean acceptance letter?

564
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:45,160
Remember, I'm trying to get into the Society of Universal Knowledge, their medical program.

565
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,380
So you didn't even start?

566
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,520
Why are you practicing medicine on us?

567
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,520
You start from day one.

568
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,980
Day one begins today.

569
00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,680
Does that mean you're leaving us, Tony?

570
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:03,060
Well, not right now, but I'm going to stay in Lockport.

571
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,160
I'm going to try and go to school.

572
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,440
Housing is expensive, so it actually really behooved me to sit here.

573
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:16,860
And, you know, being the chief medical officer intern on such a ship as yours would really look good on a resume.

574
00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:19,800
So I definitely think I'm going to stick around for a while.

575
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,440
But when you guys take off for the next port, I'll have to stay behind.

576
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,520
You have to train your end for replacement.

577
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:28,580
Rodney.

578
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:30,140
Rodney?

579
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,040
Yeah, he's going to replace you.

580
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:34,780
And Rodney appears.

581
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:36,040
Oh, yeah, there's a ghost.

582
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,500
Hi, guys!

583
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,220
were you there the whole time

584
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,420
I'm everywhere all of the time

585
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,100
you're supposed to tell us when you're invisible

586
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,540
we told you it's rude just to be skulking around

587
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,200
and invisible

588
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,660
you did say I have to

589
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,660
wear the bell and he pulls out a little

590
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,640
string with a bell on it and just like slips it

591
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,920
over his head like a little necklace

592
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,120
does it even ring when he moves

593
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,120
no

594
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,240
it's a terrible system

595
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,780
and Tawny looks

596
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,539
at him and he goes you

597
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,820
You guys

598
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,060
were replacing me already?

599
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,580
Oh, you always have to have a plan,

600
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,620
Tawny. We're a mid-sized

601
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:13,860
organization.

602
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,260
Tawny, you've seen how badly we've been hurt.

603
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,280
We need somebody here to take care of us.

604
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,200
And quite frankly, how badly we've been

605
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:21,720
treating you.

606
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,320
I thought that was

607
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,200
just because you guys were dicks.

608
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,580
Don't rope me in

609
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,060
with them.

610
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,320
That's also true.

611
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,280
Mostly those two.

612
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,760
Also the intern program is a rigorous program

613
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:39,100
It's like boot camp

614
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,280
It's like alpha male camp

615
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,460
Yes

616
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,180
Wait alpha male camp

617
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,500
Alpha male

618
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,520
Oh yeah yeah

619
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:49,780
Alpha male

620
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,360
Only the cream rises to the top

621
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,560
Tawny

622
00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:57,160
Only the cream

623
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,560
Only the mayo

624
00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:00,540
Only mayonnaise rises to the top

625
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:01,340
Yes

626
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,340
The miracle whip rises to the top

627
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,680
I like the tangy zip

628
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,260
A miracle whip

629
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:11,160
Well

630
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,320
Well I'm

631
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,180
Teach him everything you know Tawny

632
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:16,720
Okay

633
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,960
Because Rodney I've been in school

634
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,320
For one day now

635
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Here's everything I know

636
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,320
Rodney is a man

637
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:25,760
Is a ghost with dreams

638
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,260
And you need to help him achieve those dreams

639
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,900
Before you can achieve your dreams

640
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:31,240
That's how it works in life

641
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,320
Yar

642
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:35,860
They disappear

643
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:38,680
into the corridor and the captain

644
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:40,840
looks and goes, that was a nice thing you did there.

645
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,400
Yeah, shut the fuck up.

646
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,320
And I storm off the boat.

647
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,340
Wait, what did we do?

648
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,900
I just meant...

649
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,560
Both of them like shit.

650
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,900
I just, you know,

651
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,680
giving Tani a chance on the ship.

652
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,560
You know, because you guys

653
00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:59,320
have run into him a few times and

654
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,320
you broke his arm and, you know,

655
00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:02,260
you treated him poorly.

656
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,720
lost his job at one point

657
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,160
you found him drunk in T-Tro's

658
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:08,600
yeah yeah

659
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,900
so I mean you know it's nice bringing him aboard

660
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,600
and then to become chief medical officer

661
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,100
that really really will go well on his resume

662
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,480
who gave him that title

663
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,540
I believe he gave it to himself

664
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:19,500
okay

665
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,540
that makes sense

666
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,520
no one argued though so

667
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,000
well it's fine

668
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,860
adjusting my organs back into place

669
00:28:29,110 --> 00:28:29,560
I guess

670
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:32,320
alright

671
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,080
He goes and turns...

672
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,100
What, the use of a safety sucker?

673
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,600
No, that was sad boy.

674
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,920
He prodded on my organs and put them back in the right order.

675
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,140
They were knocked out of place, and he was just jiggling them back in.

676
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:47,940
Yeah.

677
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,780
That's what all the doctors do.

678
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:50,740
Let's get jiggling.

679
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,660
Lady High Hill appears in the doorway from now woken up,

680
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:04,400
And she is surprisingly just as dressed and proper as you saw her on the first night.

681
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,560
She's been through it just with you guys.

682
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:14,740
She had all the thorns, you know, on her, ripping her dress off, you know, nice looking, you know, was in the explosion.

683
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,760
And she doesn't look an inch out of place.

684
00:29:17,810 --> 00:29:19,920
Her clothes, she's in a different dress.

685
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,240
She's in a more, you know, traditional day dress.

686
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,580
Her hair is perfectly clothed.

687
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,540
She coiffed.

688
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,000
She's got her makeup on.

689
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,100
She looks exquisite.

690
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:30,260
Exquisite.

691
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,680
She's just staring at her.

692
00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:32,960
Well.

693
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,500
She looks well.

694
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,840
My darling, you look great.

695
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:36,700
My darling.

696
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,120
Darling!

697
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:46,120
Well, would you mind giving me a tour of your boat?

698
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,360
Oh, absolutely.

699
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,660
Absolutely.

700
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,040
This is the upper deck.

701
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,720
This is where we look out into the open ocean and know where we're going.

702
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,640
There's the post.

703
00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,460
and up there is the monkey nest.

704
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,900
That's where Dee Dee lives.

705
00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:01,880
Dee Dee's our monkey.

706
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,360
My ape.

707
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:07,760
Okay.

708
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:09,980
That's our monkey.

709
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,400
She's my ape.

710
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,700
Yeah, I guess you did claim her.

711
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,160
You've got a psychic bond.

712
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:17,300
Okay.

713
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,140
Well, that's Squish.

714
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,760
He just sort of yells at me all the time.

715
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,460
Then I run away.

716
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,540
I run away to go to the kitchen

717
00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:27,360
to make a fist.

718
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:32,980
he's probably going down to the kitchen to make breakfast that's just the sort of thing he would

719
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:38,060
do in the morning these are the sails um if you look over the side you can see some of the holes

720
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:45,380
we put into the ship some of them were on purpose oh some of them were intentional yes yes yes you

721
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:51,460
could probably see you could probably just make out by my bitchin canning leaning out the side

722
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,560
it's got racing stripes you probably can't see that from up here though um uh i can imagine they

723
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,340
must be very fast yes yeah it looks like it's tearing ass even though it's not moving at all

724
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:14,740
um the you can see our um you know the the little lady on the front um oh yes she's quite voluptuous

725
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:19,840
yes she's supposed to be wearing a shirt we always keep a shirt on here for modesty's sake

726
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,380
and somehow it must have blown off while we were away.

727
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,060
So please cover your eyes.

728
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,700
Don't pay any mind to that.

729
00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:31,280
As a reminder, the woman on the front of the ship

730
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,280
does look like our friend Dave Hernandez.

731
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,740
That's right.

732
00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:36,880
A big-breasted Dave Hernandez.

733
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:39,920
Yeah.

734
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:43,960
Yeah, don't look at Dave's proximity.

735
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:47,640
Davina.

736
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:49,560
Davina.

737
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:55,600
and all right well yeah if you go through this hole here you can come down to the mid deck

738
00:31:56,559 --> 00:32:05,400
and uh what's in the mid deck i think some hammocks and um there's the galley there's the

739
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:10,340
privy that's where the captain stays i mean not the captain patches patches stays in there

740
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:20,140
he does a lot of muttering and mumbling and grumbling in there um and the galley that isn't

741
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:26,320
the privy the bathroom yeah he lives in the bathroom okay all right just making sure yeah

742
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:36,920
um it's why it's his privy place yes he's yes he misunderstood what it meant um no i think

743
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:39,780
because wasn't he a cabin boy and that's where they made him stay

744
00:32:39,970 --> 00:32:41,580
and then he just kind of feels at home in there?

745
00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:42,760
I believe that's the...

746
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,940
Yeah, I believe it was just some hazing

747
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:47,860
that turned into your permanent digs.

748
00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:49,740
I assume there's like

749
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,680
one bathroom in the whole place that nobody else

750
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,520
uses except for me because it's my home.

751
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,760
You guys all use... I'm in the girls

752
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,600
restroom because there's no girls on the ship.

753
00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,000
Well, now there is. There was.

754
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,800
Oh, no! Well, thank God

755
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,700
we have a unisex bathroom right now

756
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:04,640
on the other side of the ship.

757
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,300
Oh, promotion.

758
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:15,020
promotion and you see there's also our bunk room sometimes we sleep in there and over there is a

759
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:23,480
laboratory that's where i do my various tinkerings and that's where i write my letters and um it's

760
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,200
really messy right now you're not going to want to go in there and then the captain's quarters is

761
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,000
downstairs.

762
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,280
So, there you go.

763
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:35,720
That's the cuddly crab.

764
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,700
Oh, that's such a sweet name.

765
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,560
Yeah, we changed it recently.

766
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,340
I'm not sure why.

767
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,100
I don't know why either.

768
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,260
I don't know why we settled that one either.

769
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:53,500
Well, it's a very surprisingly clean ship for you.

770
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,600
I mean, I have to imagine that just between the...

771
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:04,320
No, I just, I really mean that, you know, for the four of you, keeping a whole ship so clean must be difficult.

772
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,180
I mean, there's so many rooms and floors.

773
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,620
Oh, it's riddled with ghosts.

774
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:12,100
Oh.

775
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:17,840
Yeah, they do most of the cleaning and most of the stuff we don't want to do, which is a lot of the work.

776
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:23,000
I do remember in your letters, you referring to all those other people.

777
00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:26,980
And I was curious if you just meant, you know, those other two.

778
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:35,540
ghouls must be referring to the ghouls i see yeah no they're they're real and they they do a lot of

779
00:34:35,659 --> 00:34:43,720
work around here and uh have you met the captain yet the red captain no no well i you know patches

780
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:49,960
of course yeah he's not red he's gray oh that's right he's he is gray yeah he's wearing his jacket

781
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,200
it inside out. Don't tell him.

782
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,260
It's a great prank we're playing on him.

783
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,980
He thinks he lost

784
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:58,040
his red coat, but it's really

785
00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,880
just inside out. Don't tell him.

786
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,460
We're going to see how long we can get this going.

787
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,040
Keep your distance from the red

788
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,880
captain. He's a nice guy and all, but

789
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,100
he has

790
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,700
a bad habit of fucking with people.

791
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,880
So just keep that

792
00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:17,780
in mind. Certainly

793
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,100
that won't happen between us.

794
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:29,720
i don't know uh he's got away with women and bird men too so maybe just

795
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:38,660
yeah yeah this crazy owl guy professor parsons i don't remember his name uh westervale

796
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:44,260
westervale that's it yeah yeah they they did something together they wouldn't they were both

797
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,620
being really coy about it but it seemed very very erotic very cool

798
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:52,360
it was like you were there

799
00:35:55,140 --> 00:36:02,580
all right so yeah that's our boat this is where i live this is where this is where you know your

800
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:12,380
future husband is uh that's where he spends his time wow that's uh that's amazing uh i surprised

801
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,060
so much fits into such a, such a ship. It's, uh, got quite on it. You said you're captain.

802
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:26,840
Do you mind if I get introduced? Oh, did captain the red captain, the big one? No, he's a, he's a

803
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,460
ghost. So captain's really more of a formal title that he doesn't really have anymore. It's kind of

804
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:34,540
like, you know, once you're a president, everyone calls you the president for the rest of your life,

805
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:38,359
even though you're not really the president. That's why we call him the captain. He used to

806
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:44,700
be a captain it's more of an honorary title um so he's not in charge i'm in charge

807
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,960
oh yeah he reports to me now roll for deception

808
00:36:54,700 --> 00:37:02,540
uh yeah i come out i come out with her breakfast oh wow oh squish oh this is beautiful what is this

809
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,360
Yeah, I made you a lovely...

810
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,920
No, it's not human.

811
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:10,140
They're crepes with strawberries

812
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,500
and a sweet cream sauce.

813
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,060
What the hell's a crepe?

814
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,100
Just for you.

815
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:15,960
This is delicious.

816
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,540
I hand the plate to Lady High Hill.

817
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,400
And can I have one of those?

818
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,380
Whatever it's called?

819
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,480
No.

820
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:25,820
Okay.

821
00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:28,320
Well, I mean, maybe we could share, you know.

822
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,200
No, not allowed.

823
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,420
No, no, no, no, no.

824
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:33,960
that's just for you

825
00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:37,040
and the fat just comes storming out of the bathroom

826
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,880
I take out a roll and I throw it at

827
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:39,700
Juggles

828
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,240
here's your bag of oatmeal

829
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,340
I gotta cook it

830
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:45,760
myself

831
00:37:46,610 --> 00:37:48,620
no I don't care just eat it

832
00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:49,940
it's food

833
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,140
okay

834
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,600
well maybe we could

835
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,180
if you were interested

836
00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:58,840
later

837
00:38:01,259 --> 00:38:02,460
you know

838
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,740
So much I want to talk to you about and so many things to discuss.

839
00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:08,520
I mean, would you like to take these?

840
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:09,900
Yeah, that sounds great.

841
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,060
To your rooms?

842
00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:11,780
Oh, I'm sorry.

843
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:12,360
Chuckles.

844
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,000
Dear sweet Charles Xander.

845
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,540
Take these to your quarters and...

846
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,260
And munch on them out of sight of the food cops.

847
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,920
These are not allowed any.

848
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:30,340
Well, I, of course, I would never dream of sharing your delicious...

849
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:31,460
And I wink at her.

850
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:31,800
Creeps.

851
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,640
yeah you would never share

852
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,200
with old juggles

853
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,200
you're winking with the wrong eye

854
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:40,700
I can see you

855
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,640
either eye is fine

856
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,020
I can see both of your eyes right now

857
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:49,180
oh

858
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:50,960
well

859
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,420
jig is up

860
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,400
see you later

861
00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:55,320
I take the plate back

862
00:38:56,759 --> 00:38:57,880
oh okay

863
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,080
she quickly like you know tries to like

864
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,380
cut just a very small dainty piece

865
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,560
but alas

866
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,360
not allowed

867
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:07,860
well

868
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,420
that was very odd

869
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,020
that was awfully nice for

870
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,040
a second there

871
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,660
is he okay

872
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,540
it's a

873
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,620
loaded question

874
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,040
well

875
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:32,160
How about that conversation then?

876
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:32,880
Maybe.

877
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:33,620
Oh, yeah.

878
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:34,340
Yeah, I guess.

879
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:34,940
Am I in trouble?

880
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:37,620
No, no, not at all.

881
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:38,820
All right.

882
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,420
But who was that woman you were with?

883
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:46,240
Because usually when people say they want to have a conversation, it's to deliver bad news.

884
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,820
Maybe we should just talk in private.

885
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:50,860
Oh, boy.

886
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:52,700
Oh, boy.

887
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:54,340
Oh, no.

888
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:59,800
Well, they go off into the bedroom or your privy.

889
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,360
to discuss.

890
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,540
Squish, you watch them go

891
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:04,640
and

892
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,800
next to you, you feel

893
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,860
the presence of Dee Dee, who

894
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,820
kind of just, I'd say saunter,

895
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:13,900
but she's an ape. She doesn't really do that. She kind of just

896
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,400
quietly pads up next to you

897
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,600
and it's just...

898
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:19,700
I give her the crepes

899
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,640
and here you go.

900
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,720
She's just immediately...

901
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,980
Start shoveling them.

902
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,700
Slow down, you'll get a tummy ache.

903
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,720
shoveling them in her mouth.

904
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,740
Dee Dee points to where

905
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,700
Lady High Hill

906
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,700
and Chuckles have just

907
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:37,900
left and she goes,

908
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,720
and what you can tell what she means is

909
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,760
like, you know, what's

910
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,200
up with that?

911
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,400
Well, I

912
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,800
developed feelings for her

913
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:50,680
and I know

914
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:52,560
she is way too high for

915
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,700
both myself and especially

916
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,600
Juckles. So it's just

917
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,560
extremely hard for me to see those two together.

918
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:10,120
uh dd makes a complex series of uh of uh hand motions uh she's signing she's doing some sign

919
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,900
language to you and basically what it comes out to is she has this very long speech and she says

920
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:20,120
uh you should have you should tell her how you feel it's important to get these things off of

921
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:26,420
your chest lady high hill is not a very easy person to find and to talk to and if you don't

922
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,380
talk to her now. You'll miss your chance.

923
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,440
Yeah, but if I

924
00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,300
do that, then it's going to ruin something between

925
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,420
me and a co-captain.

926
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,520
Yeah, that great relationship we have.

927
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,760
You're not there.

928
00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:39,600
You're not here.

929
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,240
What does she know? She's a monkey. What is she giving us

930
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:43,340
relationship advice for?

931
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,280
They're mind melded.

932
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,160
Have some

933
00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:49,160
goddamn respect.

934
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,120
I'm in my pretty. You're not here either.

935
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,240
Dee Dee thinks really hard

936
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:59,300
and you see kind of what her mental view

937
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,980
is. She sees you

938
00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:02,880
and on one hand she sees

939
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,640
off to one side she sees

940
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:07,360
treples and on the other she sees Lady Highhill

941
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,340
and they kind of like you know

942
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,220
each one's like a little heart that keeps

943
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:11,500
breaking.

944
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,120
Basically asking you like

945
00:42:15,170 --> 00:42:16,200
well whose heart are you breaking?

946
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,860
My own right now.

947
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:25,960
Womp womp.

948
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,180
But I think that's...

949
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,500
It's not fast enough to do the actual noise.

950
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,120
Oh, no, not that one.

951
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,560
But I think it's better for me to suffer this

952
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,860
than to cause a divide between all of us on the ship

953
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:50,160
or two major players on the ship.

954
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,320
It's better just for me to eat this and get over it.

955
00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,120
I think you should go for it

956
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:56,840
but that's just me

957
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,760
I'm giving an XP point for that deep insight

958
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,700
Jesus

959
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,140
that was good

960
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,900
yeah just have another crepe

961
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:05,500
yeah

962
00:43:06,819 --> 00:43:09,180
really lower some of the tension in the room

963
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,700
I take one crepe off of DD's plate

964
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,020
I go to the bathroom and I waffle stomp it

965
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:14,860
Jesus

966
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:17,320
literally you crepe stomp it

967
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,340
I crepe stomp it right there

968
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:21,740
that's the one

969
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,340
right there

970
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:25,000
Dee Dee helps you

971
00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:26,980
She starts stomping with you

972
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:29,700
It's a bonding moment

973
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:30,540
Between you and your monkey

974
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,100
Yeah you guys have a good time

975
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,040
Trashing the place

976
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:35,880
Yeah

977
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,280
Alright Dee Dee you got a cigarette for me

978
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:39,360
Yeah

979
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:41,680
And she pulls out

980
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:43,600
Her little case of cigarettes

981
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,920
That she kind of just carries all over

982
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:46,400
She just pops one out

983
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:50,900
Out of her side

984
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,680
it's behind your ear

985
00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:55,700
Patches

986
00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:57,780
we go to you now you stormed off

987
00:43:57,930 --> 00:43:58,420
what happened

988
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,780
well we stormed off

989
00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:02,860
I saw

990
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,540
I saw

991
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,080
Juggles walk away with his lady friend

992
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,180
and

993
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:10,700
Squish follow behind

994
00:44:11,410 --> 00:44:12,960
and I was just like I'm out of here

995
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:14,140
and I left the ship

996
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,500
and

997
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,360
I gotta go heal myself somehow

998
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,180
I've got stress

999
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,040
I've got stress GM.

1000
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:22,780
It's up the wazoo.

1001
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:24,780
So I go in the town.

1002
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:26,620
Okay.

1003
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:27,420
Yeah.

1004
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,100
What part of town?

1005
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,140
The Shades, I think it's called.

1006
00:44:34,620 --> 00:44:35,500
So that's where you were.

1007
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,120
You're talking about kind of the crappy part of town.

1008
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:37,720
The dock area.

1009
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,320
Yeah, the crappy part of town.

1010
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,220
It's near the port.

1011
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:42,520
I think it's called Fairmont.

1012
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,340
Crap.

1013
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,960
No, it's like way up the hill.

1014
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:54,300
you know it's not too far from here but it's like you know just a bit ways yeah so you're you're

1015
00:44:54,400 --> 00:45:01,020
walking through a more um destitute part of town where's your destination uh there's this building

1016
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:08,800
up on the left um i'm gonna go uh walk into it and uh it's probably not it looks abandoned but

1017
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:14,760
there's a front door with a mailbox on it you know and it looks like a like a like a small apartment

1018
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,480
like maybe a small little building.

1019
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,760
But it's definitely abandoned, so I've got to break in.

1020
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,520
So do I have to do anything to break into it?

1021
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,440
Yeah, if you want to knock the door down or something,

1022
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,300
you're going to have to wreck it.

1023
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:32,180
So you walk towards this abandoned building,

1024
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,620
there's chains over the door, some sort of boarded up area.

1025
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,420
Yeah, so roll your wreck.

1026
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,200
All right.

1027
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,400
I'm rolling a wreck.

1028
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:49,440
I do it

1029
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,540
sorry

1030
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,340
sorry I was way too excited about kicking down a door

1031
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,640
sorry my computer

1032
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,460
oh okay

1033
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,800
yeah you kick that door down

1034
00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:03,600
and you look

1035
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:04,840
really cool when you do it

1036
00:46:05,350 --> 00:46:06,880
oh yeah yeah and I'm gonna

1037
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,240
thing is it's like I'm in a small alley no one's around

1038
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:11,060
everything's abandoned around here

1039
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,660
but I go in

1040
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,620
Yeah, I go in and

1041
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,840
it's an abandoned apartment

1042
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:19,420
and yeah,

1043
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,000
it's the house I was raised in.

1044
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:23,720
Oh.

1045
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:25,020
Yeah.

1046
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,120
Yeah.

1047
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,500
This is the house that

1048
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,560
my papa abandoned me in.

1049
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:35,100
And your mom too.

1050
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,100
Yeah, yeah.

1051
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:38,460
Well, both my parents abandoned me.

1052
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:41,180
Thank you for reminding me, spirit of Andy.

1053
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,280
Just at separate points in your life, too.

1054
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:46,780
Right, right, right.

1055
00:46:46,810 --> 00:46:48,520
Is dying really abandoning you?

1056
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:49,680
What?

1057
00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:51,520
She was lost at sea.

1058
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,660
She joined a cult.

1059
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,880
She joined a cult

1060
00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:58,860
and was lost at sea afterwards.

1061
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,020
I felt neglected.

1062
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,440
I mean, yarr!

1063
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:03,960
Fuck y'all!

1064
00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:05,260
You're not here right now!

1065
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:08,740
Analyze my character outside the game!

1066
00:47:11,740 --> 00:47:11,920
Okay.

1067
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,560
What are you doing in the house?

1068
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,040
What are you doing?

1069
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,880
It's a abandoned house.

1070
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:18,780
Can I do a survey?

1071
00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:20,400
I'm going to pull out

1072
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,900
Neelix or I'm going to go into

1073
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:23,820
a room at night.

1074
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:25,880
Is there anything I should look at?

1075
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:28,380
Probably a long conversation

1076
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:29,340
with Neelix.

1077
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:32,180
This house that we go into, it's

1078
00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:34,460
not very nice. The picture I have shows

1079
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,380
a little bit finer galleries, but

1080
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,840
this is not a very nice house.

1081
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,000
See the hole in the floor?

1082
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,160
That's accurate.

1083
00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:42,720
That was me poop hole.

1084
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,660
The origins of the poop hole.

1085
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,720
The origins of the poop hole.

1086
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:54,320
It's a relatively dingy, broken down apartment.

1087
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:59,440
Windows are cracked, broken in, holes in the floorboard,

1088
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:03,680
melting wallpaper, kind of just peeling off the side.

1089
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,380
The main room that you enter is a living room or like a parlor room.

1090
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:17,460
you can see there's old chairs the chairs are like wooden and kind of just uncomfortable looking

1091
00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:25,020
this was not a place of luxury there's a small kitchen a small upstairs area as well yeah i uh

1092
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,660
is there like a living room i can go sit in you're in the parlor yeah oh i'm probably yeah there's a

1093
00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:35,740
little old uh i'm looking around and i can find a little old uh uh a little uh little baking kit

1094
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,660
that I had. What was it? The Easy Bake

1095
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:38,820
Ovens that they used to have?

1096
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:41,620
Yeah. Yeah, that's what this was.

1097
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:43,780
It's right next to the couch. It's what I used to

1098
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:44,320
eat out of.

1099
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,640
So it's just like a little tin pan

1100
00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:51,660
and a little candle that you used to cook

1101
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,420
underneath. Yeah.

1102
00:48:54,060 --> 00:48:55,380
Easy Bake Oven, definitely.

1103
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,140
My Easy Bake Oven.

1104
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,640
I need me Patchy's

1105
00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:01,700
Easy Bake Oven. Made with

1106
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,420
the freshest dirt

1107
00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:04,760
cookies you could ever find.

1108
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,480
and then I pull

1109
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,520
can I pull out Neelix? Do I have to summon him?

1110
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,060
No, he's in a bottle

1111
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,720
Okay, I gotta talk to Neelix, so I'm gonna summon him

1112
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,000
and

1113
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:16,960
yeah

1114
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,980
What's he looking like these days?

1115
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,320
Is he still dressed up?

1116
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,160
Neelix

1117
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,400
he has like a business

1118
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,520
80s businesswoman attire on

1119
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,300
so he's got like really big shoulder pads

1120
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:30,400
and like really big earrings

1121
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,460
and when he walks, he kind of walks like this

1122
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:40,640
he's got shoulder pads you said yeah big shoulder pads like big 80 shoulder pads like a big blazer

1123
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:47,260
and a matching skirt set uh big buttons like everything's just large and oversized and if

1124
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:51,900
the world wasn't so gray and dingy and he wasn't a ghost it would be very vibrantly colored

1125
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,540
well well well don't you look magnificent

1126
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,320
Yes.

1127
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,200
I find the shoulder pads make me appear taller, more in charge.

1128
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:09,700
Well, you better hope you're in charge because we've got a lot of talking to do.

1129
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,760
Oh, I see.

1130
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,060
Yes.

1131
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:18,580
And I sit down on a broken down couch and it just collapses underneath me.

1132
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,380
And I go, off.

1133
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:22,520
Yar.

1134
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:24,700
All right.

1135
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:25,140
All right.

1136
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:25,640
All right.

1137
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,000
All right.

1138
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:26,480
I'm fine.

1139
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,060
So,

1140
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:30,920
Neela,

1141
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,000
huh?

1142
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,000
When were you going to get around to telling me about that?

1143
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,000
I didn't think my past life was any of my business,

1144
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,660
anyone's business but mine.

1145
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:42,960
So,

1146
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:45,180
Neela,

1147
00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:45,760
you say?

1148
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:46,980
Yes.

1149
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:50,660
A house just got blown up all over that.

1150
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:51,760
And,

1151
00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:51,920
uh,

1152
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,840
I'm pretty sure they're looking at this,

1153
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,900
this cult that is looking for you.

1154
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:00,640
I thought we were friends.

1155
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,880
I thought you were my trusted butler that I,

1156
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,860
you know, and not just butler, but like,

1157
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,720
you know, a good ghost buddy.

1158
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,560
And here I am finding out

1159
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,420
that you're half a fucking demon

1160
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,160
and

1161
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:15,000
could cause world domination,

1162
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,900
maybe destruction. I don't even know

1163
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:17,180
anymore.

1164
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:19,940
So,

1165
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,900
if I may be so bold

1166
00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:24,180
as to point out that

1167
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,520
buildings were exploding long before this cult

1168
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:29,260
brought into the mix.

1169
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:33,400
That's besides the point. I want to know

1170
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,220
why you didn't tell me the full truth.

1171
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,440
Why you didn't warn me that the cult was going to come, that when I stole you,

1172
00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:43,380
that the cult that I was working for, that I didn't even know about.

1173
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,820
I don't know why you didn't tell me this. I thought we were friends.

1174
00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:50,180
Sir, you stole me. I didn't know you were working with a cult.

1175
00:51:51,420 --> 00:51:52,020
That's true.

1176
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,520
Yeah, my brain does get addled from the drinking.

1177
00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:58,540
I was with Adric Sink.

1178
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,200
I was with Adric and Captain FitzClyde.

1179
00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:04,940
And you stole me.

1180
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:13,540
And I looked at you and, well, I could see that deep down you were just a lonely, scared little child.

1181
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,440
And, well, I've been there, sir.

1182
00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,760
And I thought somebody needs to look after this man.

1183
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,280
He's not going to be able to do it himself.

1184
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,580
And I stepped in.

1185
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,600
And you've always been a good friend, sir.

1186
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,720
And I've always appreciated that.

1187
00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:29,480
And, well, me and Nila, we go way back.

1188
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,360
Way back.

1189
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,020
You know how long you're thinking?

1190
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:33,280
Think even longer.

1191
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,520
Well, I guess there's a point in every man's life when he needs a butler.

1192
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,980
Every man needs a butler.

1193
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,140
So I'm just mad because it's been a rough night.

1194
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,140
I saw me papa in a vision.

1195
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,960
Your papa, sir?

1196
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:54,940
My papa.

1197
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:57,040
That neglectful bastard.

1198
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:04,920
And, uh, I'm having very weird feelings, and I'm very conflicted, and I'm very angry and upset about things.

1199
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,420
Is that why we're here, sir?

1200
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,980
Well, I remember...

1201
00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:16,600
I don't know how, I don't know why, but I've been remembering some fun facts about me life recently.

1202
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,080
And, uh, it's got me thinking about where I come from, and...

1203
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,620
I decided to come home.

1204
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,760
I still remember the day I broke out of here.

1205
00:53:28,620 --> 00:53:35,620
And I had to break out of here because Papa, you know, left some hot dogs in the sink and told me,

1206
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,040
Good luck, son.

1207
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,880
I'm going to work.

1208
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:40,700
And he left.

1209
00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:43,260
And I had to break out the window to go follow him.

1210
00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:45,940
But that was the last time I ever really came home.

1211
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:49,420
The door didn't work, sir?

1212
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,040
Oh, he locked it.

1213
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:51,720
I assume.

1214
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,720
I didn't actually check.

1215
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,260
Either way, a broken window is always a better way of sneaking out.

1216
00:53:57,340 --> 00:54:00,040
I mean, it's just classic sneaking out.

1217
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:04,360
The good news is he's been looking up at all of the broken windows,

1218
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:07,440
and, like, almost every single one of them is broken.

1219
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,000
In fact, every single pane of window is broken.

1220
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,900
He goes, well, at least no one's going to know what you've done.

1221
00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:20,160
Yes, well, me papa, you know,

1222
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:22,640
He abandoned us.

1223
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:23,820
He abandoned me.

1224
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,220
And then he died.

1225
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,880
And I don't know how to feel about that.

1226
00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:34,380
Only I hate that Captain, Adric Fitzglide.

1227
00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:35,160
I know he did it.

1228
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,100
I just know he did it.

1229
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,160
Yes.

1230
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,560
Yes, you have spoken of this to me sometimes.

1231
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,280
Well, when I'm drinking.

1232
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,600
But tonight I saw him.

1233
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,320
I saw him.

1234
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,500
He told me to man up.

1235
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:50,040
And if that man

1236
00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:51,120
tells me to man up,

1237
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:52,460
I don't know what to say.

1238
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,180
What do you think he means by that?

1239
00:54:59,420 --> 00:54:59,940
I don'T know.

1240
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:01,640
But I know.

1241
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:04,660
But I know

1242
00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:06,940
I cannot let you go back to Neela.

1243
00:55:07,810 --> 00:55:08,680
I don't like that.

1244
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,680
No, that would be terrible.

1245
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,940
No, absolutely not.

1246
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,700
That would be very bad.

1247
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,020
Very bad.

1248
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,040
Alright, alright, alright.

1249
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:20,020
Yar, yar, yar. I hear you. I hear you.

1250
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,840
Fine. All right. I didn't want to do it anyway.

1251
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,440
I was just saying I don't want to do it.

1252
00:55:24,540 --> 00:55:25,500
Ask her why.

1253
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:27,100
But why?

1254
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,000
Neelix looks out the window

1255
00:55:32,140 --> 00:55:34,180
and he goes, after a long

1256
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:34,420
pause,

1257
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:38,020
have you ever felt in your life

1258
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,280
like there was something missing?

1259
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:41,560
Constantly.

1260
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,160
You're asking the man who has amnesia

1261
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,200
periodically, and I don't even know

1262
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,220
if it's from drinking or just from the hit on my

1263
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:53,640
kid yes i know what it's like to be missing something well most people go through their

1264
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:58,660
life looking for it wanting to know trying to search for it what is it where is it where can

1265
00:55:58,660 --> 00:56:05,180
i find it how can i buy it what do i want well i know what's missing in my my other half literally

1266
00:56:05,590 --> 00:56:13,680
i know what i'm missing and and even though sometimes i miss nila and i miss well her passion

1267
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:14,740
her rage.

1268
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:18,640
I don't miss the worst parts of her.

1269
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,900
I miss her all the time,

1270
00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:24,740
but I feel like I just had to grow to accept it.

1271
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:28,160
Accept that there's going to be a part of me that's missing.

1272
00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:30,220
And maybe it doesn't matter.

1273
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,960
Maybe nothing's really missing.

1274
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,580
I'm just different than how I used to be.

1275
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,040
But if I were to combine with Neela,

1276
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,260
It would be one of the worst things to happen.

1277
00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:52,660
When the two of us get together, we just become this really toxic, really nasty force.

1278
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,300
And you're thinking, oh, you bring out the worst of each other.

1279
00:56:56,310 --> 00:56:57,040
And that's true.

1280
00:56:58,620 --> 00:57:07,600
But also figure, literally, we probably, our essences combined could probably just kill people from the smell and the fumes of it.

1281
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,780
Well, we definitely want people dying from fumes. That's definitely for sure.

1282
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:20,840
I appreciate everything you've done, sir.

1283
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:28,000
I don't want to lose you or lose your friendship or kindness or the kindness of the other people on our ship, our crew.

1284
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,720
I've really grown to appreciate it, but I won't join with her willingly.

1285
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,460
No, I don't want you to either.

1286
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:38,320
Look, Neelix, you've been the only one who's been consistently loyal to me.

1287
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,680
Now, I know you're like me, butler and all.

1288
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:48,180
but like yes i've never found to you yes but man it's been it's been very comforting to have you

1289
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:57,000
even through my rages me drunkenness me me amnesia you don't ever question it and i appreciate it and

1290
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,860
i will die before i let that happen to you i'm just feeling very weird right now because everyone

1291
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:10,720
else has abandoned me except for me papa and me except for you and you know me crew me me cabin

1292
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:20,920
so you're co-captains sir co-captains yes i forget i'm a captain oh i forgot no no they're

1293
00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:30,520
captains too that's right they are captains the best captains i know the best captains i ever knew

1294
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:37,720
well i'm glad that you have them and i'm sorry you feel like you've been abandoned but

1295
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,000
Just make sure you don't abandon them, too.

1296
00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:45,740
I think I need to talk to Captain Fitzglyde.

1297
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,400
So we are in...

1298
00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,860
We're in Chuckles' laboratory.

1299
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,900
I remember looking a lot more grand than this.

1300
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,000
This looks like a dump.

1301
00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:09,500
No, I think that's kind of how it's always been.

1302
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:19,400
Lady High Hill, in all of her politeness, doesn't seem to mind whatsoever.

1303
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,000
And she walks into your room very delicately.

1304
00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:28,960
And it's got a lot of stuff on the walls and a lot of, you know, things from the ceiling.

1305
00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:34,580
She kind of has to, like, avoid her horns from getting tangled in something.

1306
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:43,520
But she sits on what she believes to be a bed, some sort of soft surface, and kind of pats the spot next to her.

1307
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,780
Usually it's a lot cleaner in here.

1308
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:48,760
I think the ghosts have been messing around with it.

1309
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,120
Oh, more hazing, I believe.

1310
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:52,320
Yeah.

1311
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:58,300
They really shouldn't be hazing the captain, but interns these days.

1312
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:02,700
I've been meaning to talk to you.

1313
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:16,100
I know our letters have been brief, but so meaningful to me and so comforting with this distance between us.

1314
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:17,860
Yes.

1315
01:00:20,059 --> 01:00:26,660
Well, I've been thinking it might be time for me to see the world a little, you know?

1316
01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:30,360
You mean settle down, have a couple of ugly goblin children.

1317
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:35,280
Well, no, kind of the opposite, in fact.

1318
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,480
I've been thinking of maybe...

1319
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,500
Beautiful goblin children.

1320
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:39,740
Traveling.

1321
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:41,760
On a boat.

1322
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:46,180
Well, with you, yes, of course, with you.

1323
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:47,540
On this boat?

1324
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,460
Well, a boat would be nice.

1325
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,380
On this boat?

1326
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:57,980
Yes, I was wondering, I mean, I, of course, would want to talk to the rest of your crew

1327
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,400
and, of course, all the rules and stuff on board.

1328
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:08,500
But if everyone's amenable, it might be nice to travel and see distant places.

1329
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,340
She's trying to move in.

1330
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,500
She's trying to move in.

1331
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,980
Oh, that's going to put a real kink in my style.

1332
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,020
Kink?

1333
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:18,500
Yes.

1334
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:21,320
Oh.

1335
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,620
Well, I mean.

1336
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,640
No, I would love to have you.

1337
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:33,860
And then I start moving all of the debris from the bed shaped furniture that

1338
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:34,500
you're laying on.

1339
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,140
You could stay here.

1340
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:37,580
Well,

1341
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:37,900
I mean,

1342
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,080
not here,

1343
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:39,600
here.

1344
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:40,060
Exactly.

1345
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:40,620
I mean,

1346
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,820
I would of course insist on my own rooms and my own,

1347
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,140
you know,

1348
01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:45,540
have a job aboard.

1349
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:45,820
I'm,

1350
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,580
I'm more than capable and a handful of things.

1351
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,260
Like what?

1352
01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:52,260
Make our power monkey.

1353
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:55,840
Like what?

1354
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:03,480
well uh administrative tests for example have you noticed the number of parking tickets

1355
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:11,040
you have outside has anyone registered your boat with the port authority uh we did uh but not

1356
01:02:11,380 --> 01:02:18,880
entirely legally i think we stole the name of a boat called the cuddly crab um so yeah it's it's

1357
01:02:18,890 --> 01:02:25,900
under control but also we keep getting parking tickets that stupid intern was opposed that goes

1358
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,800
Rodney was supposed to be taking all the parking

1359
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,320
tickets off.

1360
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,920
Oh, was he the one I saw with the little baby stethoscope?

1361
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:33,620
Like baby's first stethoscope

1362
01:02:33,890 --> 01:02:34,000
earlier?

1363
01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:36,920
Yes. Wait, no.

1364
01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:37,980
That's not good.

1365
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,740
No, no, it's Rodney.

1366
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,840
He was with a bald guy. He was on the other end of the stethoscope.

1367
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:46,820
Oh.

1368
01:02:47,590 --> 01:02:49,220
Oh, that guy. Yes, him.

1369
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,540
He's really young.

1370
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:53,580
But ambitious.

1371
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:55,080
And also stupid.

1372
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:57,340
because he keeps letting us get parking tickets.

1373
01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,700
But we'll fix him yet.

1374
01:03:00,620 --> 01:03:03,180
Well, I mean, I'm sure I can pick up other tasks, too.

1375
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:13,140
I mean, I'm sure there's lots of rope coiling and sail folding and poop deck washing.

1376
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:14,720
Oh, good.

1377
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,080
We need someone to wash the poop deck.

1378
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:17,020
Excellent.

1379
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:18,280
Because that is rule number one.

1380
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,500
However, hmm.

1381
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,660
Don't take this the wrong way.

1382
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:30,060
um why were you thinking this are you are you trying to escape something is your

1383
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:41,240
is uh are you are you hard up for money no no not at all uh i still have a very healthy

1384
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:50,700
allowance from my father but and dowry i presume and and a dowry it's just recently he's become very

1385
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:58,560
fixated on me maybe you know settling down marrying having a couple of ugly goblin kids

1386
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:09,300
nice nice yeah i don't really want that i i oh you know i not not right now anyway i mean it's

1387
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:14,620
you know i'm i'm quite young i'm only you know 350 years old there's still plenty of time

1388
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:16,900
Wow

1389
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,540
I did not know that about you

1390
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,500
Somehow that didn't come up

1391
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:20,540
No

1392
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,280
We'll have to talk to everyone

1393
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:27,200
I'm sure they'll be fine with it

1394
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:28,880
We're always taking on new interns

1395
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,480
Intern

1396
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,480
I was hoping for something a little bit higher

1397
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,540
Than intern

1398
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,860
Oh yeah but they're going to want you to earn it

1399
01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:39,960
Earn it?

1400
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,420
No not like that

1401
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,540
Oh okay

1402
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,880
This is going great.

1403
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:47,540
Oh, no.

1404
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,200
I'd love to have you here, baby.

1405
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:51,860
This sounds great.

1406
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,260
I am really, really excited.

1407
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:59,580
Well, I wouldn't have to clear it with the other captains.

1408
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:01,500
I mean, you'll talk to them for me.

1409
01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:03,320
Or I could talk to them.

1410
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,420
I could go talk to Squish right now if you'd like.

1411
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:07,100
Yeah.

1412
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,640
Maybe you should talk to Squish.

1413
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,840
He's going to be the prickliest.

1414
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:12,980
Oh, okay.

1415
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:16,600
Well, I'm going to go do that then.

1416
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,220
Yeah, I don't think I'd be any help.

1417
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,900
So I'm not going to be there because all he does is just end up yelling at me.

1418
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,220
So maybe you'll have better luck.

1419
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,040
Well, all right.

1420
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:30,700
I'll be back.

1421
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:36,260
I mean, the last time we saw him, he was yelling at me that I couldn't eat the thing that he was presenting to us.

1422
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:38,720
It did look good, though.

1423
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:39,580
Yeah.

1424
01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:41,100
Yeah, I wish I could have tasted it.

1425
01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:42,800
Instead, he threw oatmeal at me.

1426
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:51,700
well no it was a loaf of bread okay well it was thrown yeah you're welcome and i couldn't

1427
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:58,620
throw it on me on you but just time to bake i'm just i'm just thinking because in my mind i was

1428
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:05,400
imagining he was rolling his eyes when i said all he does is yell at me so um just you weren't there

1429
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:07,300
I was not there

1430
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:10,060
So

1431
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:11,320
Anyway

1432
01:06:11,990 --> 01:06:13,000
Good luck with that

1433
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:14,880
If you can sell Squish on it

1434
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,380
That would be something

1435
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,320
Squish where have you been

1436
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:20,260
Hanging out

1437
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:23,240
Up in the

1438
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:26,700
With TD

1439
01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,500
Up in the crow's nest

1440
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:29,380
Okay

1441
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:30,720
Make sure I just

1442
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,260
Can I talk to

1443
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,519
Captain first

1444
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:35,240
yeah

1445
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:36,800
uh

1446
01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:40,700
captain I knock on your privy door

1447
01:06:40,860 --> 01:06:41,800
the one with the moon on it

1448
01:06:42,340 --> 01:06:44,080
oh you're not talking about me you're talking about the other captain

1449
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,560
no I'm talking oh I'm sorry I'm talking about

1450
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:46,980
Patches

1451
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,320
Patches not there

1452
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,720
oh Patches isn't there

1453
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,160
then I'm going to call him up on the talkie walkie

1454
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,060
Patches come in

1455
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:56,880
Patches come in this is Juckles

1456
01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,740
yes this is Patches

1457
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:01,100
wait

1458
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,059
you don't sound too good

1459
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,720
Are you going through a whole thing right now?

1460
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,420
I'm going through a whole thing right now.

1461
01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:07,540
Oh, fuck.

1462
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:08,960
Well, I'm going through a thing.

1463
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:10,500
What's your thing?

1464
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:13,480
Oh, boy, we got an emergency.

1465
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:14,560
What's up?

1466
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:16,440
Lady High Hill.

1467
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,180
She wants to move into the boat.

1468
01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:22,480
That's a little fast, don't you think?

1469
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,320
That's what I said.

1470
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,860
But she's like, oh, no, I want to see the world.

1471
01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:29,520
Oh, no, that's...

1472
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,460
No, that's code.

1473
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:32,640
It is code.

1474
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:33,520
She doesn't want to move in.

1475
01:07:33,820 --> 01:07:35,780
Now, let me ask you, she has to put her things in.

1476
01:07:36,539 --> 01:07:38,160
Does she have a toothbrush in there yet?

1477
01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:41,860
No, but she was reaching for one.

1478
01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:43,300
I talked her down from the toothbrush.

1479
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:44,020
Oh, my God.

1480
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,300
She gets a toothbrush in there.

1481
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:45,660
We're screwed.

1482
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:46,700
I know.

1483
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,700
She doesn't, but get this.

1484
01:07:48,980 --> 01:07:52,140
This is perhaps the worst part in what we're going to have to figure out.

1485
01:07:52,599 --> 01:07:54,440
I offered her an internship position.

1486
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:55,160
What?

1487
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,440
Yeah, well, she, and no, that's not the worst part.

1488
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,820
The worst part is she thinks she's overqualified for the internship position.

1489
01:08:04,010 --> 01:08:05,400
So I think she's aiming higher.

1490
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,460
What's higher than internship?

1491
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:08,740
Cabin boy?

1492
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,920
I mean, we only really have three positions.

1493
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,540
It's intern, cabin boy, and captain.

1494
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:15,780
We'll have to come up.

1495
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,680
We can come up with more, just so you know.

1496
01:08:17,799 --> 01:08:18,859
But it's okay.

1497
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:19,240
Okay.

1498
01:08:20,290 --> 01:08:20,940
I can figure this.

1499
01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:21,759
We can figure this out.

1500
01:08:21,770 --> 01:08:22,440
We can figure this out.

1501
01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:25,180
Keep all of her luggage in her luggage.

1502
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:27,299
Don't let her unpack her suitcase.

1503
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,319
That way she thinks she's constantly traveling with us.

1504
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,900
She hasn't moved in yet.

1505
01:08:32,270 --> 01:08:35,600
And keep that toothbrush and her towel in her luggage.

1506
01:08:35,790 --> 01:08:38,000
I can't stress that enough.

1507
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,140
Two, we got to get paperwork.

1508
01:08:41,569 --> 01:08:42,759
You got to take her up some paperwork.

1509
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:48,040
This is really going to put a kink in our whole system here.

1510
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:48,859
What system?

1511
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:53,420
Well, where we meet every time that there's a woman, I try to kiss on her.

1512
01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:54,540
That's true.

1513
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:54,980
That's true.

1514
01:08:55,009 --> 01:08:55,900
You are.

1515
01:08:55,980 --> 01:08:57,720
Yes, I am a horn dog, a hound dog.

1516
01:08:58,020 --> 01:08:59,080
You're a ravishing lover.

1517
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,200
I am a selfish

1518
01:09:02,210 --> 01:09:02,299
man.

1519
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,819
Selfish man rules the world

1520
01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:07,700
sometimes. Listen, lad,

1521
01:09:08,220 --> 01:09:09,200
I'm going through the whole thing.

1522
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,819
You're right. I don't have great reception

1523
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,900
here. I can see the string. It's barely hanging

1524
01:09:14,049 --> 01:09:14,140
on.

1525
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,779
Look, just keep her talking.

1526
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,759
Don't let her put her shit

1527
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:20,120
down.

1528
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,140
Let's get some paperwork for her to fill out.

1529
01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:25,040
We got to get paperwork.

1530
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,740
That's the number of the one thing I can tell you about

1531
01:09:27,759 --> 01:09:29,799
being a pirate is if you have paperwork

1532
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:31,700
you can

1533
01:09:32,230 --> 01:09:33,720
you know just tell all you have

1534
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:34,520
to fill out paperwork

1535
01:09:35,410 --> 01:09:35,620
all right

1536
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:39,000
all right patches all right

1537
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,940
good luck with your thing

1538
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:43,580
probably should have asked but honestly I'm not

1539
01:09:43,609 --> 01:09:45,759
really interested right now no thank you for your

1540
01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:47,120
help patches out

1541
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:48,220
patch

1542
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:53,580
back on the main deck

1543
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,540
squish you are

1544
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,080
hanging out with Dee on the deck.

1545
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,180
It's just the two of you kind of hanging out

1546
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:00,840
in the crow's nest.

1547
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,420
Yeah, just up in the crow's nest.

1548
01:10:04,660 --> 01:10:05,760
There she is, right there.

1549
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,480
I'm hanging out there.

1550
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,920
And you see

1551
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:11,380
Lady Highhill.

1552
01:10:12,010 --> 01:10:14,260
She comes out from the stairwell

1553
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:16,120
looking for you. She can't really

1554
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,260
see you in the crow's nest.

1555
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,120
If she knew you were there, obviously

1556
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:22,140
she'd look for you, but she's kind of just looking for you

1557
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,120
on the deck. You can see her looking

1558
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:24,620
for you.

1559
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,780
yeah but I'm just sitting there I'm gonna

1560
01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:28,280
keep smoking a cigarette

1561
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:29,460
and uh

1562
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,240
raise a glass of whiskey with Didi

1563
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:34,960
you're right I don't think

1564
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,820
I need her anymore

1565
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:40,160
uh Didi goes

1566
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,840
kind of a question mark

1567
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:48,860
so then I raise my head above the crow's nest to see her

1568
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:50,620
to see her like looking

1569
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:51,360
around

1570
01:10:52,340 --> 01:10:53,840
and I hide at me and go

1571
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,540
she's up here all alone.

1572
01:10:56,540 --> 01:10:58,540
I don't know what to do. I'm lost, man.

1573
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,540
Dee Dee kind of like

1574
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,520
also creeps over the edge

1575
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,100
and just like

1576
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,360
whoop, she's alone.

1577
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:10,820
Throw a banana

1578
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,600
at her. See what happens.

1579
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,620
Dee Dee takes a banana

1580
01:11:15,050 --> 01:11:16,360
and she just chucks it

1581
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,120
at Lady Highhill.

1582
01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:19,440
Uh-huh.

1583
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,520
that network

1584
01:11:31,340 --> 01:11:38,880
it hits her um the banana kind of like hits her in the back of the head i just it hurts right which

1585
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:45,361
is annoying and then it kind of slaps too um as it hits her and the peel falls to the ground

1586
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,440
She kind of was like

1587
01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:48,000
And she goes

1588
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,560
She didn't hear me laughing

1589
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,780
And she sees Dee Dee just ducking underneath

1590
01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:53,720
At the last second

1591
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:56,500
And rather you know

1592
01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:57,680
Still kind of rubbing her head

1593
01:11:58,140 --> 01:12:00,180
She pulls out her handkerchief

1594
01:12:00,270 --> 01:12:01,420
And she goes hello

1595
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,480
Hello are you up there

1596
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:06,180
Is anyone there

1597
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,380
Who

1598
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:10,800
I'm looking

1599
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:12,080
I'm looking for Squish

1600
01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:15,340
Tarquish

1601
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,860
and I look at Didi and go

1602
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:18,400
oh no

1603
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,260
Didi kind of

1604
01:12:22,660 --> 01:12:23,240
was like

1605
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,260
what do I say

1606
01:12:27,540 --> 01:12:27,980
Luke

1607
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:30,180
Luke

1608
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,640
yeah I'm up here

1609
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,700
oh you are

1610
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:35,920
splendid

1611
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:37,880
I need to talk to you

1612
01:12:38,770 --> 01:12:40,400
do you want me to come up

1613
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,200
or are you going to come down

1614
01:12:42,210 --> 01:12:44,400
or we could do this here too I don't mind

1615
01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:45,700
I don't want to interrupt you.

1616
01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:48,180
No, you can come up, I guess.

1617
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:54,680
So Lady High Hill goes to the rigging,

1618
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,200
which is the only way to get up into the trodden.

1619
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,420
She just sees a bunch of garbage

1620
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:02,740
just shoveled off the side of it.

1621
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:07,080
Yeah, as she climbs the rope ladder really shapely, too,

1622
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:08,380
because those things are not easy.

1623
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:11,140
And Lady High Hill is in a dress and a skirt.

1624
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,300
She makes her way up there, and she goes,

1625
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:18,360
I can see why you enjoy this.

1626
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,540
It's quite magnificent views.

1627
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,660
It's breathtaking, isn't it?

1628
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,420
Well, I'm certainly finding it hard to breathe.

1629
01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:29,100
You'll get used to it.

1630
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:29,680
You want a cigarette?

1631
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:30,880
Oh!

1632
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:31,680
Give her a cigarette.

1633
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:39,840
No, no, I wouldn't want to impose, but...

1634
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:40,180
Cigar?

1635
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:41,320
Pipe?

1636
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:42,860
Oh, no.

1637
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,740
Oh, that's a pickup one that's going out of style.

1638
01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:48,580
Meanwhile, Dee Dee's doing the move with her coat where she's opening it up.

1639
01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:51,960
You know, cigar, cigarette, you know, anything.

1640
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:57,540
No, Lady Highhill is like, oh, no, nothing for me.

1641
01:13:58,550 --> 01:14:02,480
In fact, I can't quite stomach this stuff, if you know what I mean.

1642
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,540
But please continue.

1643
01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:06,660
I just wanted to speak to you for a moment.

1644
01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:08,940
I don't know what you mean, but okay.

1645
01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:16,420
Well, I was thinking about joining the crew on the ship.

1646
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,820
And, you know, I know obviously that would be a little extra room.

1647
01:14:21,140 --> 01:14:22,660
You know, you have such a large...

1648
01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:23,000
This ship?

1649
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:25,780
Yes, this ship.

1650
01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:29,660
That seems a very hard concept you have struggling with.

1651
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:30,560
Yes, this ship.

1652
01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:33,680
Why?

1653
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:38,960
Well, I just so badly want to see the world.

1654
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,440
I've seen T-Tros and I've been around

1655
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,120
and this isn't even my first time in Lockport

1656
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:46,320
but there has to be so much more out there

1657
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:47,420
so much more to explore

1658
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:53,660
you do realize that this is like our third ship

1659
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:58,380
and we've been out at sea for like a month

1660
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:01,060
well

1661
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:04,420
do the ships keep getting bigger?

1662
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:08,980
they do

1663
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:09,900
that a promotion?

1664
01:15:13,740 --> 01:15:14,920
I don't think

1665
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:15,620
you should.

1666
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:18,800
Well, I just

1667
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:19,280
I guess

1668
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,020
I guess what I'm asking is

1669
01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:24,840
if there's any, would be any

1670
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:26,900
issues you could see with me being

1671
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,980
on board and of course I would

1672
01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:30,300
assist in any way. I mean,

1673
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,680
I don't, you work in the galley, I can

1674
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,900
peel a potato or

1675
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,580
skin a carrot or

1676
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:39,040
I don't know any other vegetables besides that.

1677
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:40,340
Do you know

1678
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,100
how to peel a rutabaga?

1679
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,040
Those are pretty big on this ship.

1680
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,720
I mean, I'm certainly willing

1681
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:48,640
to learn. I can't imagine it's

1682
01:15:48,980 --> 01:15:50,700
harder than any other root vegetable.

1683
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,660
No, it's very, very easy.

1684
01:15:54,580 --> 01:15:54,760
But

1685
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,800
I really, really don't think

1686
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,820
you should join

1687
01:15:58,980 --> 01:15:59,500
this ship.

1688
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,080
No, I don't think you should.

1689
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:04,480
Oh.

1690
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,560
Oh, I

1691
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:08,140
I promise you I definitely

1692
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,700
would pull my weight. I don't expect

1693
01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:12,160
to just get a free ride, of course.

1694
01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:14,400
That's not what I'm concerned about.

1695
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:16,560
Is it

1696
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,720
money? I'd be willing to pay.

1697
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:20,420
Oh.

1698
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:22,480
She does have money.

1699
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:23,900
She does have money.

1700
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,220
Well, see, now you're throwing an interesting

1701
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:28,800
thing in there. Yeah, that's...

1702
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:30,680
Squish will do

1703
01:16:30,860 --> 01:16:31,360
anything for money.

1704
01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:34,660
But I won't do

1705
01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:35,020
that.

1706
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:47,480
no i still don't think you should you should be involved oh well darn that is rather not what i

1707
01:16:47,610 --> 01:16:54,380
wanted to hear uh can you tell me why i mean i i never thought there was anything wrong between us

1708
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,380
you've always struck me as a decent demon

1709
01:17:01,060 --> 01:17:03,560
well i fancy a lady high hill

1710
01:17:06,090 --> 01:17:11,100
uh and and i don't i don't think you should be here

1711
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:17,220
because i know you're committed to juggle sorry

1712
01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:22,620
jander i still don't know his first name

1713
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:29,880
my my darling Charles Xander yeah yeah you're devoted to him

1714
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:36,020
well yes of course I am I would never ever think of of hurting him

1715
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:44,420
but I want to be I want to be like Charles Xander to you and I don't think it's right

1716
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,060
I see

1717
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:48,140
yes

1718
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:50,800
well

1719
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:51,680
that does

1720
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,420
or even the Evelyn

1721
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:55,860
to Jarl Xander

1722
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:58,420
Evelyn

1723
01:18:00,060 --> 01:18:00,660
yeah you

1724
01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:01,860
know about Evelyn

1725
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,680
well we met briefly

1726
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,600
at the party before she

1727
01:18:07,020 --> 01:18:07,660
kidnapped me

1728
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,920
yeah she was

1729
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,660
being very flirty with

1730
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,480
with Jarl Xander

1731
01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:18,940
Well, you know, a woman is, he is a desirable man.

1732
01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:20,620
I don't blame a woman for trying.

1733
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:23,140
Yeah, but he was receptive.

1734
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:25,760
What?

1735
01:18:28,719 --> 01:18:35,640
He, yeah, he also made a date with her to go to that party in case of you didn't show up.

1736
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,280
Oh, I see.

1737
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:43,120
Well, I had told him I was arriving.

1738
01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:44,920
I'm sure there was

1739
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:46,900
just a misunderstanding

1740
01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:49,420
but as she says that

1741
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:51,680
because you have the ability where you can

1742
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:53,100
sense that people are lying

1743
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,220
you can tell she's

1744
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,900
lying just a little bit to herself

1745
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,780
what is that

1746
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:04,800
is that a bus

1747
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,820
oh he's throwing you under it

1748
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:13,420
yeah

1749
01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:19,280
Well, I, wow, this is news to me.

1750
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:20,260
I mean, I...

1751
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:21,040
It's not.

1752
01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:22,980
I can tell you're lying.

1753
01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:28,720
You thought it was always a possibility, and it is.

1754
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,600
He's such a desirable man, such an attractive figure.

1755
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:35,680
I'm surprised more women aren't interested in him.

1756
01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:38,280
There probably are.

1757
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,160
Oh, gosh.

1758
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,420
This is one we know of.

1759
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,000
and I wouldn't feel right

1760
01:19:47,650 --> 01:19:48,180
going on

1761
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,700
with all this going on with you

1762
01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:56,620
because I do really fancy you

1763
01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:58,000
and your position

1764
01:19:58,580 --> 01:19:58,920
and

1765
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,180
Wow

1766
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:06,420
I think I need to take a moment

1767
01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:08,320
to digest all of this

1768
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,219
well thank you Squish

1769
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,460
you really are a true

1770
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,240
true demon a real

1771
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,580
honest guy and when she says that she's gonna

1772
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,440
take your shoulder

1773
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:21,180
like give you a very gentle embrace

1774
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,480
you know just thank you

1775
01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:24,960
you know really give you a nice

1776
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:26,120
hug there

1777
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,400
no reach around I get it

1778
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,280
no reach around for sure

1779
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,580
no kiss but definitely a very

1780
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,600
a very warm embrace that

1781
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,580
leaves you a little you know you can feel her

1782
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,280
feel her arm on her shoulder

1783
01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:41,460
as she very hastily

1784
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,460
and wobbly climbs back down

1785
01:20:43,980 --> 01:20:44,460
to the deck.

1786
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:46,960
And as she gets to the deck,

1787
01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:49,660
I yell down, and the crepes were great.

1788
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,060
Dee Dee loved them.

1789
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,300
As she begins

1790
01:20:55,470 --> 01:20:57,100
to walk away, she slips

1791
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,420
on the banana peel you had thrown at her

1792
01:20:59,680 --> 01:20:59,760
earlier.

1793
01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:01,720
Dee Dee threw it.

1794
01:21:02,730 --> 01:21:03,280
End of session.

1795
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,300
Breaks her head.

1796
01:21:05,930 --> 01:21:06,060
No.

1797
01:21:07,380 --> 01:21:11,800
She very awkwardly gets up, dusts herself off, and disappears below deck.

1798
01:21:12,820 --> 01:21:13,260
Patches.

1799
01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:19,600
You have come back, I'm assuming, from shore.

1800
01:21:20,260 --> 01:21:20,960
From shore leave.

1801
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:22,260
Yes.

1802
01:21:23,180 --> 01:21:23,780
Yes, I have.

1803
01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:28,020
What time of day is it?

1804
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,320
It's late afternoon.

1805
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,720
All right, and I get on the boat.

1806
01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:36,080
I'm like walking on the boat with a mission.

1807
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:43,300
and uh all right and i get on the boat and uh is everyone here is everyone who's who's everyone at

1808
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:48,740
so squish is up in the crow's nest lady high hill has gone back to her quarters

1809
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:55,080
and uh chuckles you were in your laboratory have you since left that no i'm just sort of

1810
01:21:55,550 --> 01:22:01,940
sitting there staring at the back of the chair and uh contemplating what's going to happen next

1811
01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:04,320
just sitting there

1812
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:05,800
legs dangling

1813
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:07,440
yeah just like

1814
01:22:08,020 --> 01:22:09,440
she don't sleep you wait

1815
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,160
I wonder what I'm sure squish

1816
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,840
told her she couldn't be on the boat

1817
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:16,440
and so I'm sure everything went

1818
01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:18,180
well no problems whatsoever

1819
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,600
I'm sure that's what you want

1820
01:22:21,220 --> 01:22:22,520
that's only what squish said

1821
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,200
so I get on the

1822
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:27,740
I get on the boat and

1823
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:31,920
where's captain Fitzclyde

1824
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:34,760
Captain Fitzpatrick has made his own

1825
01:22:35,060 --> 01:22:36,560
bedroom. It is a

1826
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,480
replica of his old captain's quarters

1827
01:22:38,770 --> 01:22:39,640
but in ghost form.

1828
01:22:40,730 --> 01:22:41,740
Okay, where's that at?

1829
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:43,300
It's below deck.

1830
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:45,720
I'm just going to call everyone on deck.

1831
01:22:47,260 --> 01:22:47,780
Juggles!

1832
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:50,000
Squish!

1833
01:22:51,740 --> 01:22:52,720
You don't know what I'm saying.

1834
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:54,660
Get down here.

1835
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,140
We need to have it out.

1836
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:57,320
We need to have a talk.

1837
01:22:59,480 --> 01:22:59,940
Juggles!

1838
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:01,720
Juggles!

1839
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:03,700
Captain's meeting

1840
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:04,840
Captain's meeting

1841
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:06,960
Alright I'm coming up

1842
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:08,940
We're climbing down the Riggins

1843
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,300
Hey Fitz Clyde

1844
01:23:12,740 --> 01:23:13,640
Captain's meeting

1845
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,780
Is he a captain?

1846
01:23:16,660 --> 01:23:17,200
He was

1847
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:18,620
I thought you demoted him

1848
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:21,380
I thought you demoted him to cabin

1849
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,440
Yeah but I mean he can come up

1850
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,440
He'll come up for anything

1851
01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:26,440
It's true

1852
01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:27,560
As you say

1853
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:31,800
Captain's meeting

1854
01:23:31,860 --> 01:23:31,980
below.

1855
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:34,280
He comes out of the ground.

1856
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,740
And then I also call out Neelix.

1857
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:38,780
I pull out Neelix.

1858
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,820
Neelix appears beside you

1859
01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:43,700
still in his business suit, his power suit.

1860
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:44,080
Oh, yeah.

1861
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:44,880
All right.

1862
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:48,180
Fitz Clyde,

1863
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:50,080
you killed

1864
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:50,740
my father.

1865
01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:51,960
What?

1866
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,920
You killed my father.

1867
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:56,480
What?

1868
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:57,420
What?

1869
01:23:59,060 --> 01:24:00,500
I followed you one night

1870
01:24:00,860 --> 01:24:03,100
and I saw you throw him into the water,

1871
01:24:03,270 --> 01:24:03,780
into the drink.

1872
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:08,240
Son, I've killed a lot of people.

1873
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,340
You killed me papa.

1874
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:14,440
Me papa

1875
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:17,600
Mackenzie.

1876
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:19,400
Sorry, I don't...

1877
01:24:19,540 --> 01:24:21,640
A side note, I don't have a name for me papa.

1878
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:22,840
He's just me papa.

1879
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,460
Why does anyone know their parents' real names?

1880
01:24:25,870 --> 01:24:27,120
Yeah, yeah, me papa Mackenzie.

1881
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,100
You killed papa Mackenzie!

1882
01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:34,980
I followed him

1883
01:24:35,450 --> 01:24:36,200
he abandoned us

1884
01:24:36,430 --> 01:24:37,660
he would come to your work

1885
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,660
you employed him

1886
01:24:40,110 --> 01:24:41,680
and he would always work for you

1887
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,040
and he never came home

1888
01:24:43,340 --> 01:24:44,500
and me mama was in a cult

1889
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,380
and I got abandoned

1890
01:24:46,630 --> 01:24:48,060
and then when I followed him

1891
01:24:48,090 --> 01:24:49,040
I followed him to the dock

1892
01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:51,660
and I saw you throw his body into the ocean

1893
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:52,880
do you deny it

1894
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:56,240
no

1895
01:24:58,600 --> 01:24:59,120
Mackenzie

1896
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:08,800
oh oh yeah yeah oh yeah that guy yeah yeah i killed him i killed your papa no for sure for

1897
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:18,360
sure that's that's on me that's a bad one uh well hmm the turnip has turned you son of a bitch

1898
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:28,140
now now wait a minute wait a minute i just want to say that you know he led a mutiny

1899
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,680
he tried to mutiny

1900
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:31,180
wait wait wait

1901
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,460
me papa mutinied

1902
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:38,040
yeah yeah he he tried

1903
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:40,200
he tried you know getting everyone

1904
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,140
together rallying them all together

1905
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:43,420
overthrowing me

1906
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,800
and I had to kill him you're right

1907
01:25:46,180 --> 01:25:48,020
that did happen I definitely

1908
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,120
killed him and chucked him over the side of the boat

1909
01:25:50,660 --> 01:25:51,980
me papa was a mutineer

1910
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:54,280
oh the worst kind

1911
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:56,320
the worst kind he was always going

1912
01:25:56,340 --> 01:26:04,320
on talking about the rights of the people and and owning the means of production oh your papa was a

1913
01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:17,300
communist the papa was a communist wait so so you hired his son after after you mutinied

1914
01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:24,719
i didn't really recognize him you look a lot like your papa now but back then you were just a

1915
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:25,700
scrawny little lad.

1916
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,500
And I go by patches, you know, so

1917
01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:30,500
you know, I didn't go by my full name.

1918
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:32,340
I didn't want you to know.

1919
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,700
You killed me, father, and you're

1920
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:35,840
a piece of shit for it.

1921
01:26:37,940 --> 01:26:38,760
And if I could kill you

1922
01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:39,440
again, I would.

1923
01:26:40,190 --> 01:26:42,700
Can I sneak up behind

1924
01:26:43,010 --> 01:26:44,380
him? Behind the

1925
01:26:45,140 --> 01:26:46,000
Cancer Fitzclive?

1926
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,820
Yeah. And I've got

1927
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,580
a flask of

1928
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:51,940
holy water

1929
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:54,640
because that's

1930
01:26:54,660 --> 01:26:55,900
alcoholic to me

1931
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,120
has been established.

1932
01:26:59,100 --> 01:26:59,240
Yes.

1933
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:01,640
I kind of want to

1934
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:04,640
reach above

1935
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:05,500
above

1936
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:08,080
Ghost Captain

1937
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,320
and just pour it on him.

1938
01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:13,860
As you pour it,

1939
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,620
he watches it kind of like

1940
01:27:16,620 --> 01:27:17,700
drip on him and he goes,

1941
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:20,440
okay,

1942
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:22,360
you got to be wet.

1943
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:23,760
Yeah, take that.

1944
01:27:23,980 --> 01:27:31,820
are uh and then the acid kind of starts eating through his ghost clothes and it eats up his his

1945
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:39,540
coach and he goes so so what yeah yeah i kill your papa you kill me when does it end maybe my son will

1946
01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:46,160
come back and kill you you don't have a son is it me is juggles your son

1947
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,520
no no lad i think of you as a son and he gives you a little hair toss and he goes but

1948
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,920
But I don't have any children.

1949
01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:57,400
No, it's just talking about the cycle of violence

1950
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,560
and how it's never ending.

1951
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:00,120
Well, then it ends now.

1952
01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:02,540
It does end, because you're dead.

1953
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:05,880
So I won, and me, Papa, gets the last word.

1954
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:09,500
And me, Papa's last word was,

1955
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:10,960
fuck you.

1956
01:28:13,140 --> 01:28:16,620
Look, I feel bad enough

1957
01:28:17,220 --> 01:28:19,400
for, you know, many things that I've done.

1958
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,000
And I've killed a lot of different people.

1959
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:26,160
the acid is like you

1960
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,000
but not you three

1961
01:28:29,460 --> 01:28:31,000
I always treated you with kindness

1962
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:33,120
and respect and that's what I asked for

1963
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:33,440
in return

1964
01:28:34,860 --> 01:28:36,700
you tried to take over the world

1965
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:38,680
you did try to kill us

1966
01:28:39,540 --> 01:28:40,700
yeah multiple times

1967
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:41,880
you're a fucking liar

1968
01:28:42,740 --> 01:28:43,460
and you killed me

1969
01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:45,440
and you killed me

1970
01:28:46,340 --> 01:28:48,440
and you killed me papa the communist

1971
01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:49,580
fuck you

1972
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,460
I'm a pirate

1973
01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:53,260
I'm a pirate

1974
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:54,860
I lie

1975
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:55,620
I cheat

1976
01:28:56,060 --> 01:28:56,660
I steal

1977
01:28:57,050 --> 01:28:57,920
I murder

1978
01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:59,880
I might pillage

1979
01:28:59,950 --> 01:29:00,600
I might

1980
01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:04,240
I might even commit a wee bit of arson here or there

1981
01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:05,600
I'm a pirate

1982
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:08,520
and when you're a pirate you're in great company

1983
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,260
when you're a professional pirate

1984
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,100
you ain't no professional pirate

1985
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,680
we did kill him

1986
01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:16,720
I feel like he's done his time

1987
01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:18,820
he's still a ghost and pissing me off

1988
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,040
yeah but he can't

1989
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:22,380
Yeah, he's pissing you off.

1990
01:29:22,380 --> 01:29:23,320
I'm not entirely sure.

1991
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:27,060
Look, if it would make you feel better,

1992
01:29:28,130 --> 01:29:28,940
would you like something

1993
01:29:29,050 --> 01:29:29,860
of your father's?

1994
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,700
Yeah, maybe.

1995
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:36,280
Hold on one second.

1996
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:37,860
And he disappears

1997
01:29:39,550 --> 01:29:40,020
beneath the grate.

1998
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,620
And a couple seconds later, he comes up

1999
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:46,340
and he's holding a box that says

2000
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:47,140
lost and found.

2001
01:29:47,940 --> 01:29:51,260
Oh, no. And he goes, look, a lot of people have died on the ship.

2002
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:55,420
And when they die, you know, they leave their goods and belongings behind.

2003
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:59,840
And, you know, we've always just put them in the box for the lost and for the found.

2004
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:03,720
And if somebody needs something, you know, like a toothbrush or something, you just go in the lost.

2005
01:30:03,780 --> 01:30:07,580
And anyway, here you go. Maybe some of the of your father's in here.

2006
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:13,780
Well, I still hate you for killing me, Papa, but I'm going to go through your things.

2007
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:17,300
And I still hate you for murdering me and for muting on me twice.

2008
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:24,880
well who won who makes who writes the history books in the end i i feel like i feel like guys

2009
01:30:24,890 --> 01:30:33,080
are equals equals is uh uh holy water doing anything to him yeah he's been slowly kind of

2010
01:30:33,190 --> 01:30:38,800
fading out of existence this entire time um as he's having this conversation the holy water has

2011
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:46,140
definitely damaged him um but he is inherently tied to this boat this boat is like his bonded

2012
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:52,160
vehicle. So even though he's fading away and kind of disappearing, he is still alive in the sense

2013
01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:58,000
that he has a spirit tied to this ghost. So it's just burning him and hurting him. Yeah, no, it

2014
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:06,180
hurts a lot. Good. It is it is quite painful. But yeah, so you take a look inside the

2015
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:14,020
inside the lost and found. All right. What do I find? Do I search? Do I run a survey?

2016
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:15,440
Yeah, run your survey.

2017
01:31:16,060 --> 01:31:18,000
The survey says, where's my piece?

2018
01:31:25,220 --> 01:31:25,460
Uh-oh.

2019
01:31:25,990 --> 01:31:27,820
Oh, I'm sorry. You're not on there. Hold on. Let me grab you.

2020
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:31,340
My bad.

2021
01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:32,820
Sorry, grab me.

2022
01:31:35,020 --> 01:31:36,700
I got rid of everyone because, you know, they were

2023
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,520
having a mow.

2024
01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:41,480
Doing the mowment things.

2025
01:31:41,590 --> 01:31:42,080
What am I...

2026
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,640
survey says

2027
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,240
show me potato salad

2028
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:52,800
bang

2029
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:02,740
sorry my computer is just a little slow

2030
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,900
he got a six

2031
01:32:05,420 --> 01:32:06,580
yeah one

2032
01:32:08,860 --> 01:32:10,600
you find in there

2033
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:12,120
a small square

2034
01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:17,020
box that's covered in paper.

2035
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:19,480
And on it is handwriting

2036
01:32:19,710 --> 01:32:20,480
that you remember.

2037
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:22,060
And it says,

2038
01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:24,120
Two Patches Love, Papa.

2039
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:25,500
Me, Papa.

2040
01:32:28,620 --> 01:32:28,960
Okay.

2041
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,700
I'm going to go through it.

2042
01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:32,820
When you open it up,

2043
01:32:32,820 --> 01:32:34,780
you see that this is a present

2044
01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:37,060
that your Papa had made ready

2045
01:32:37,070 --> 01:32:38,640
to send back home to you

2046
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,660
after he had left

2047
01:32:41,270 --> 01:32:41,840
for me birthday?

2048
01:32:41,850 --> 01:32:42,480
Jack on the box.

2049
01:32:43,770 --> 01:32:44,580
After he had left.

2050
01:32:45,070 --> 01:32:45,540
For Christmas?

2051
01:32:46,290 --> 01:32:48,760
And inside is a signed picture.

2052
01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:50,980
It's a little note

2053
01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:52,620
that says

2054
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:54,800
Dear Patches,

2055
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:57,140
Miss you very much, buddy.

2056
01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:58,700
Wish you could be here.

2057
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:01,200
Here's a little picture to remember me by.

2058
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:03,920
It's a picture

2059
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:05,620
of your papa.

2060
01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:09,320
hold on

2061
01:33:11,659 --> 01:33:13,280
why is he always doing this

2062
01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:18,380
oh yep there's no patches

2063
01:33:19,580 --> 01:33:21,280
the fat kid from episode one

2064
01:33:22,300 --> 01:33:22,920
sorry no

2065
01:33:23,270 --> 01:33:24,740
for some reason even when I open it

2066
01:33:27,380 --> 01:33:28,180
hold on

2067
01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:30,940
oh my god he looks insane

2068
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:33,381
he looks like a less

2069
01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:35,720
a less busty version

2070
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:38,360
of the character

2071
01:33:38,450 --> 01:33:39,100
on our boat.

2072
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:40,780
There we go.

2073
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:43,000
Me papa!

2074
01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:46,220
Me daddy.

2075
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:48,960
Interesting.

2076
01:33:49,170 --> 01:33:51,240
And as the captain fades away and he goes,

2077
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:53,280
as I recall, I believe we used him

2078
01:33:53,350 --> 01:33:55,560
as the model for the centerpiece

2079
01:33:55,570 --> 01:33:56,220
of the boat.

2080
01:33:57,130 --> 01:33:58,420
And you put big honking tits

2081
01:33:58,540 --> 01:33:58,720
on him?

2082
01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:10,560
I thought that was a woman.

2083
01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:16,060
I've been cranking my hog in that for weeks.

2084
01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:32,640
Oh, I'm not gonna lie.

2085
01:34:32,850 --> 01:34:34,700
I had no idea for fun facts tonight.

2086
01:34:34,790 --> 01:34:36,980
So I made Smitty up completely out of the fly.

2087
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:38,220
Oh, did you?

2088
01:34:39,220 --> 01:34:40,740
Yeah, we had no idea.

2089
01:34:40,950 --> 01:34:41,520
What a surprise.

2090
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:57,700
did you also make up upskirt kurt

2091
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:06,560
i really wanted to hear about upskirt kurt no you were watching bob's burger and they're talking

2092
01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:11,260
about upskirt kurt so i stole from that like 10 minutes before the show started i didn't remember

2093
01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:12,940
I wasn't

2094
01:35:14,070 --> 01:35:15,240
paying that close attention

2095
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:16,900
yeah it was Upskirt Curt

2096
01:35:17,020 --> 01:35:18,900
I stole it from Bob's Burger

2097
01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,540
I thought it sounded familiar

2098
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:21,640
oh yeah

2099
01:35:23,090 --> 01:35:25,220
so we'll talk about Upskirt Curt at another time

2100
01:35:25,440 --> 01:35:26,620
he's a different old story